WEBVTT - Anna Got Robbed  

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<v Speaker 1>Mojoe in the morning. Anna said that the valet robbed

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<v Speaker 1>her or hold on asient, real quick, real quick, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't. Can you walk out of the studio next time?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how, just walk out of the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the point of these cough buttons if you can't

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<v Speaker 1>cough because they don't shut the other microphones off? Like literally,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's always right as I'm about to introduce, it

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<v Speaker 1>could be a very good topic. All right, go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, ahead's let's hear your Hall of Fame introduction.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, all right. Anna said that the valet was

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<v Speaker 1>robbing her. But what happened? Anna?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? I have to give a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a backstory. So I live downtown and I have a

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<v Speaker 2>parking garage for my car. I have no option but

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<v Speaker 2>to have valet parking. It's just what my apartment offers.

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<v Speaker 2>I for the most part, love my valet. They're all

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<v Speaker 2>very nice, but there's one worker that is not nice

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<v Speaker 2>to me. He's like almost a little disrespectful towards me.

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<v Speaker 2>There's been time when I pull in and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>why you turn your wheel like that when you turn

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<v Speaker 2>in here? And I'm like, how am I supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>get in without turning my wheel? So we just argue.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday morning, I also have to call for my car

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<v Speaker 2>every morning, So yesterday morning, I call down for my car.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten minutes later, I get a text and it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>do you still need this? Dot dot dot? I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm getting rushed. I go down there. Of course

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<v Speaker 2>it's the guy I don't like that's there, get in

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<v Speaker 2>my car, and I noticed that my USBC for my

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<v Speaker 2>phone to plug it into charge is not there. It's

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<v Speaker 2>always plugged in there. So I'm like, oh, no way,

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<v Speaker 2>this guy stole my us or. So as I get

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<v Speaker 2>into the studio, I text them and I send a

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<v Speaker 2>message that's not mean but not super nice, essentially accusing

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<v Speaker 2>them of stealing the cord out of my car. Because

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<v Speaker 2>no one else is driving in my car except for me.

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<v Speaker 2>They start blowing up my phone, calling my phone all show.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously I couldn't answer because we're talking right now. And

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<v Speaker 2>I go to get in my car to leave to

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<v Speaker 2>go home. I look in my backseat the us BC

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<v Speaker 2>cords there. Oh, Now I feel bad because I accused them. However,

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<v Speaker 2>I did not remove the cord and put it in

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<v Speaker 2>my back seat, So somebody touched it and sure back there?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I Why would I have removed it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe it accidentally came off or something fluble, or.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he was just had like a moment of.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe you know it was like in his hold.

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you? Why didn't you look in the back seat?

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<v Speaker 2>I did look. It was kind of under some things,

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<v Speaker 2>but I did a more extensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you call and tell them that you?

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<v Speaker 2>No? But should I? Because now I'm afraid to see.

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<v Speaker 1>Them and you falsely the guy probably got fired because

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<v Speaker 1>of you.

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<v Speaker 2>I take the court. I've been taking the cord with

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<v Speaker 2>me every time to act.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's still Here's the question, who have you falsely

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<v Speaker 1>accused of something? And then how did you find out

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<v Speaker 1>that you were falsely accusing them? Because this sounds like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>something like who ate my food? And then you got

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<v Speaker 1>to look in the back of the refrigerator and it's

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<v Speaker 1>still in there.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you really think I should What should I

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<v Speaker 2>say to them?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you should say. I would just like

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<v Speaker 1>to say I was having kind of a day and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to let you know I found my cord.

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<v Speaker 1>It was in the backseat and I apologize, but thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much for your diligence of doing here's.

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<v Speaker 2>The deal forgetting that this guy is not nice to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you forgetting that? You're on the radio right now

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<v Speaker 1>talking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe though, by you apologizing and saying I was having

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<v Speaker 3>to day, I was having a moment, it will prompt

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<v Speaker 3>him to kind of check his own behavior to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe or not, but you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>You could at least feel good about how you behaved.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up with the parking guys in Detroit being so nasty?

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<v Speaker 1>The guy that the parking guy behind six Salon When

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone in on Fridays in George, you know, is there,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go. I'll see George sometimes and just go say

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<v Speaker 1>hi to him before the weekend and I'll go park

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<v Speaker 1>in there. First off, A, it's way too expensive. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like ridiculous expensive. But the guy is like mean to you.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't ever make you feel like he's grateful for

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<v Speaker 1>your business. It makes you feel like you're just doing

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<v Speaker 1>you a favor by giving you a parking spot. Every

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<v Speaker 1>parking it's in it is Ah though, well, that guy,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, are are you jolly? If somebody was using

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<v Speaker 1>my business? I would be like, thank you for being there,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. Like they don't ever look like they're

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<v Speaker 1>thankful that you're parking there. They look like they're doing

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<v Speaker 1>you the favor of letting you park there when you're

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<v Speaker 1>paying twenty bucks or whatever for the parking. I try

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<v Speaker 1>not to use those guys anyway. There are there are

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<v Speaker 1>also I think that there's a level of Honestly, I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's a level of, you know where I don't

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<v Speaker 1>ever see certain people smile. And I don't think the

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<v Speaker 1>parking guys. The guys who are the parking guys, And

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. I'm not calling out their nationality

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever they are. Oh, but I will say this

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<v Speaker 1>that some of these guys look like they're not happy

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<v Speaker 1>at all. And I don't know why that is as

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<v Speaker 1>a people. I don't know, But they don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying they generally, and listen, there's they seem they seem upset.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the guy that's there. They they always look like

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<v Speaker 1>they're they do. They never seem like they get a

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<v Speaker 1>smile on their face.

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<v Speaker 2>I disagree. There's a parking lot across the street from Leila.

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<v Speaker 2>I would assume similar nation this man is smiling all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, and I at him shout out the.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy, the guy behind the box theater.

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<v Speaker 3>Whenever I roll up to park there it's the same guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how he recognized him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's happy.

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<v Speaker 3>He always goes white Lady and the white car.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, tell them, tell them they talk to the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that's behind six A line and Anna's valet. Dude. They

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<v Speaker 1>are that nice, all right? Eight four four Mojo Live

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<v Speaker 1>eight four four six six five six five four eight

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<v Speaker 1>Uh Mojo on the morning Misfit Funeral Home. Tom is

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<v Speaker 1>on with us right now. What's up Tom?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, listen, just buy him a peacha a dozen donuts

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<v Speaker 4>and call it a day.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll forget all about it. Okay, that's not a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you tip a holiday tip to your ballet guy?

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking done that. Well, I don't tip them

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<v Speaker 2>every day because I would go, bro, oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>How about doing it for just Christmas or something. They

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<v Speaker 2>slipped a card under my door the other day to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, I like all of them except one guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I give him a bottle of booze. Everybody likes booze.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Vanessa? How you doing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Which you call for first time?

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<v Speaker 5>Long time?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Now, I just was coming on how accusing people of

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<v Speaker 5>things that they didn't do or didn't take accused her? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>my stepdaughter, she takes she takes stuff all the time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>So every time something's missing in my clothes or anything,

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<v Speaker 5>I just automatically assume that it's her.

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<v Speaker 2>So I make her dad call her where's this at?

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<v Speaker 5>Where's that at? And a week later I find it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's happened like twice a week.

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<v Speaker 2>So you admitted to her. I just feel like, how

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<v Speaker 2>do you admit it to her after you find it? Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>sorry about.

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<v Speaker 5>I apologize to her, and then I feel I think

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<v Speaker 5>he makes me feel worse than she does, because she's

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<v Speaker 5>just like whatever. She knows she takes myself sometimes, but

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<v Speaker 5>he's just like she she.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel that one.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a stepdaughter wipes my stuff too.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever falsely accused her?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she likes she likes Lucy's makeup as well, and

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<v Speaker 3>so I've had to ask her where stuff was before,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I do feel bad because.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, well, I asked Lucy. I asked Lucy if

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<v Speaker 1>I could borrow it. Yeah, yeah, what's up? Initial J

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<v Speaker 1>wants to be voice disguised. Hi J, Hey, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you good? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>First time?

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<v Speaker 4>Long time?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>One time me and a buddy of mine with MGM

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<v Speaker 6>downtown Detroit, MH. I forgot I have a CCW. I

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<v Speaker 6>forgot my pistol was on me and I put it

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<v Speaker 6>in the glove box. Were there for two three hours,

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<v Speaker 6>came back, got my car.

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<v Speaker 4>My pistol was going.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh boy, it was in the glove box in the valet.

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<v Speaker 6>I parted it in the valet to l A. I

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<v Speaker 6>think took it from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Did you what did you do? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you call the cops or anything? Or would you do?

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't want to because if you do, you're not

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<v Speaker 6>allowed to have that on premises or the like on

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<v Speaker 6>the on their property.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if the guy commits a crime with it

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<v Speaker 1>and you get charged or something.

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<v Speaker 6>No, So what I did was I just reported it lost.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, crazy And then.

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<v Speaker 6>They never found it and never came back up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that is nuts. Right, Yeah, that's crazy. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, nice hold on a second, Leah, what's up Leah?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Hey, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, was going Leah, Leah, Okay, what's.

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<v Speaker 4>Up, Leah? So our mark car tot? I mean the

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<v Speaker 4>toe truck guy was so nice. He was polite, a

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<v Speaker 4>real cool guy. When he dropped off the car, I

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<v Speaker 4>just went in the house because it was cold. I

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<v Speaker 4>came back out. My whole bumper was messed up. One

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<v Speaker 4>side was hanging, and so I'm like, I didn't pay

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<v Speaker 4>attention when he brought it off the bed, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so mad, I'm pissed. I called the tow truck company.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess your guy messed up my car when he

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<v Speaker 4>pulled it off of the tow truck. I'm going off, like,

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<v Speaker 4>who's gonna pay for this? And they was. They took

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<v Speaker 4>the story and then they said, we're gonna call you back.

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<v Speaker 5>Then.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm leaving for work the next day and a whole

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<v Speaker 4>nother car. My neighbor comes running to the car. I

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<v Speaker 4>hit your car. I hit you the other morning, Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>she said, the other morning when I was leaving for work,

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<v Speaker 4>was backed into your car?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, because I just I made a huge deal about it.

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<v Speaker 4>And if that was so.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice, Yeah, what did you do then? Did you call

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<v Speaker 1>the tow truck company and tell him that it was

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<v Speaker 1>a mistaken thing. Mojo.

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<v Speaker 4>Please, of course I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy got fired.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen. They never call back, so.

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<v Speaker 1>You, Leah, Karma bite you in the ass. You better

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<v Speaker 1>be careful, Mojo stop. I love you, Leah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I have a good one you