Speaker 1: All right Lydia, I'm giving you the task. This is
Speaker 1: a tough one. This is like the hardest topic or
Speaker 1: bit or segment that we ever do on the show.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Mojo in the
Speaker 1: Morning Confessional. All right, we are opening it up right
Speaker 1: now for a chance at twenty dollars and.
Speaker 2: Jingle ball tickets.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 1: You know what you get when you got twenty dollars
Speaker 1: in jingle ball tickets. You got twenty dollars in jingle
Speaker 1: ball tickets. That's what you got. And if you want
Speaker 1: to win, It's Mojo's Confessional, and then we will decide
Speaker 1: at the end of this which one of the confessions
Speaker 1: we deserve.
Speaker 2: Earth deserves the prize. For everybody else.
Speaker 1: You are going to get a clean conscience when this
Speaker 1: is all said and doneceless.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you ready? I can't take it? Does it?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take home and steam it today.
Speaker 2: It's the Joe in the Morning Confessional.
Speaker 1: Let me hear you, my child. Hello, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. Initial chon with us right now.
Speaker 1: To start us off a voice disguise, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 5: Well, I cheated that's in its own But it was
Speaker 5: with my ex boyfriend's older brother.
Speaker 2: Oh, who knows about it? Okay? That was my question
Speaker 2: more than one. Wow. How soon after you take months? Man?
Speaker 2: You cheated with him for six months? How soon after
Speaker 2: you broke up did you start cheating?
Speaker 5: If we broke up? No, I'm still with my boyfriend
Speaker 5: now boyfriends older brother.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Who's better? Which one is? Uh? Which one is out?
Speaker 5: Three or the brother?
Speaker 1: Okay, wait a second, there's three now part of this thing.
Speaker 1: That's the thing I think CAV got confused with and
Speaker 1: I got confused with your.
Speaker 2: Ex boyfriend's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Now, so you're so you're you got your boyfriend right
Speaker 1: now and you are on him.
Speaker 2: You cheated on him.
Speaker 5: With my ex boyfriend older brother.
Speaker 1: Ex boyfriend's older brother. Okay, and your ex boyfriend where's
Speaker 1: he at? Does he ever come into the picture?
Speaker 5: No, he don't know. He's my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2: He's your ex boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Do you think maybe you should dump your boyfriend and
Speaker 1: get with the ex boyfriend?
Speaker 5: If I do, I can't choose over the two brothers.
Speaker 1: Aw, Okay, all right, will you hang on the phone.
Speaker 1: You're in the running right.
Speaker 2: Now, majoe in the morning confessional. We just talked to him.
Speaker 2: Girl sleeping with the older brother. Initial be Hi, how
Speaker 2: are you good?
Speaker 5: So I'm in my forties, yes, and I have this
Speaker 5: big crush. I'm a coworker who is only seventeen about
Speaker 5: to be eighteen.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what to do? No, you don't, don't
Speaker 2: do it. Wait at least until he's eighteen.
Speaker 5: So it's I keep telling myself, I have kids that age,
Speaker 5: so it's like, wow, no, but it's so hard because
Speaker 5: like he just smiles and it like makes.
Speaker 2: My day and like does it give you tingles in
Speaker 2: the tingly m oh god?
Speaker 6: So it's okay to just go he's a cute kid
Speaker 6: and leave it at that.
Speaker 2: It's legal. She has kids that age? No, yeah, are you
Speaker 2: are you getting Are you a single mom?
Speaker 5: I am not?
Speaker 2: You're married?
Speaker 5: I'm married?
Speaker 1: And how old is your husband? Is he just an
Speaker 1: old guy with like forty years old? Compare your husband
Speaker 1: to the seventeen year old? Did your husband one time
Speaker 1: look like that seventeen year old? And that's why you're
Speaker 1: having this fantasy? Yeah, and he's lost it. He's lost
Speaker 1: it over time. That happens to the best of us. Listen,
Speaker 1: I agree with Shannon. I do not agree with Kevin.
Speaker 1: I would not go for that. I think that you
Speaker 1: will take this moment of passion and you will forever
Speaker 1: be embarrassed by that.
Speaker 2: You do not want to do that? Or do you?
Speaker 2: Were you sure?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: A wow, I wouldn't say to do it, but since
Speaker 2: you married, no, but you know?
Speaker 5: Yeah, true, yeah, And that's why she.
Speaker 1: Is forty two years old and she wants to sleep
Speaker 1: with a seventeen.
Speaker 2: Year old boy. Thanks b amen.
Speaker 1: All right, Hold one second, I think that one's actually
Speaker 1: really interesting. Hold on which one am I going to?
Speaker 2: Next? Lydia, where do you wanted to go to? Oh?
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I'll go with Ryan A non voice, disguised one, Ryan,
Speaker 1: non voice disguised.
Speaker 2: Let's hear your confession.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so, back when I used to live in California,
Speaker 7: I had flipped be a paraplegic of his wheelchair.
Speaker 2: In uh lows and what in lows? In loads?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so basically, uh, me and guy had beef. He
Speaker 7: kind of ranged to each other at the store. He
Speaker 7: kind of like wheeled up on me, like you wanted
Speaker 7: to fight and everything, And uh, I thought it's hilarious.
Speaker 7: So I'll start recording this, and this guy's got a reach.
Speaker 7: He smacked the.
Speaker 3: Phone out of my hands.
Speaker 7: And everything, and I was like, oh, I'm worried thinking
Speaker 7: about it, and I'm thinking, like, honestly, I was gonna
Speaker 7: hit him. I was like, I got everything to lose
Speaker 7: and nothing to gain. I was like, you know what,
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna flip him off his wheelchair. It was
Speaker 7: so it was so satisfying, like no, right, right, what
Speaker 7: it blew this guy's mind, Like he.
Speaker 8: Had no idea.
Speaker 2: Did you help him get back in? Or you just
Speaker 2: walked away?
Speaker 7: We walked away, walked away, And so it made it
Speaker 7: kind of it made it even worse too, because I
Speaker 7: mean he was black, I'm white, and uh and he's yelling,
Speaker 7: he's cussos, saying this and that, and I'm just trying
Speaker 7: to walk away because I had my woman and my
Speaker 7: kid with me, and so I tell THEMS, the employee
Speaker 7: and stuff. I was like, this guy's you know, harassed me,
Speaker 7: YadA YadA.
Speaker 2: Child.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, And so they're keeping him away from me
Speaker 7: and stuff, and he's like, he puts me out my wheelchair?
Speaker 2: Did they help him back in the wheelchair. Did somebody
Speaker 2: help him back in?
Speaker 7: No, he was like one of those like you know,
Speaker 7: like guys, it works them all upper and so like
Speaker 7: he got in the wheelchair, he got back in there.
Speaker 1: Oh my again, Gody flipped a man out of his
Speaker 1: wheel chair in Low. Wow. That is, by the way,
Speaker 1: a crazy, sad story, but it's funny.
Speaker 2: It is funny. Hold on one second, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So far woman sleeping with her ex boyfriend's brother while
Speaker 1: she's you know, with another guy.
Speaker 2: Eh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, forty two year old mom has a crush on
Speaker 1: her seventeen year old co worker, the guy Ryan who
Speaker 1: flipped a paraplegic man out of his wheelchair because he
Speaker 1: was talking smack to him at Low's now voice. This
Speaker 1: guy's a for mojo in the morning confessional. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Hey, I'll do it great? Good? What's happening?
Speaker 7: Not much?
Speaker 6: So uestion here is this started when I was little.
Speaker 6: But anytime my mom and I used to get in
Speaker 6: a bad fight, I would go into the bathroom and
Speaker 6: grab her toothbrush and brush my butthole with her.
Speaker 8: Teethbrush with his mom's tooth brush in his butthole.
Speaker 5: Made you think to do that with it.
Speaker 2: She made me mad.
Speaker 6: I don't know, and I was a kid, and it
Speaker 6: just happened, and unfortunately it continued to this day.
Speaker 2: These calls are just stupid. They're stupid. Done. Next guy, Anthony, Anthony,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Anthony? Two more? And that's it? What's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 7: What's mojo?
Speaker 2: Hi buddy, Hey, y'all.
Speaker 3: My confession is that I had a threesome with my
Speaker 3: teacher and her husband.
Speaker 2: What teacher like, a college teacher.
Speaker 7: A high school teacher?
Speaker 2: You had when you like, out of high school, when
Speaker 2: you're out of high school?
Speaker 3: Out of high school? It was last year, but my
Speaker 3: teacher in high school?
Speaker 1: You graduated last year from high school and you had
Speaker 1: a threesome with your teacher and her husband.
Speaker 3: I didn't graduate last year. She was my teacher in
Speaker 3: high school, but it was last year that we had
Speaker 3: the three fome.
Speaker 2: Okay, were you in high school? How old are you?
Speaker 3: I'm thirty now?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're thirty now. But this happened when you were
Speaker 1: in high school? No?
Speaker 7: Nor no in so recent twenty nine?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, thank god, I didn't want any more pedophile
Speaker 1: trap going on here.
Speaker 2: How did you reconnect with it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I've just seen him out and I
Speaker 3: was talking to him and uh. She said that her
Speaker 3: husband wanted to have a threesomb and asked if I
Speaker 3: was interested, and I said, why would I not be?
Speaker 2: Can I ask a question? Are you a Are you bisexual?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No no no?
Speaker 2: So would you?
Speaker 1: Did you do anything with him or just it's just
Speaker 1: don't make guy guy? But he wanted another guy in
Speaker 1: the threes He wanted a guy, and he wanted to
Speaker 1: see a guy with his wife.
Speaker 6: Another.
Speaker 1: Wow, he wanted another guy with his wife.
Speaker 2: No, I can't do that.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, hold on voice disguise this this
Speaker 1: will be the last one here?
Speaker 2: Uh t initial t? Are you there? Is that mean
Speaker 2: that you? Are you? And I think Lydia gave you
Speaker 2: initial tea?
Speaker 5: Oh gotch Okay, well for give me sire if I
Speaker 5: have to.
Speaker 2: Send thank you my child.
Speaker 5: Currently. Yes, I'm married to my husband of fourteen years. Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm thirty two. I have a booth thing in prison,
Speaker 5: and then I have a side piece when my husband
Speaker 5: works night. Oh and I just had our second baby.
Speaker 2: How did you get a booth thing in prison? Were
Speaker 2: you just a prison pen pal?
Speaker 5: Or we dated back when I was sixteen and then
Speaker 5: he got twenty five years.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you love your house?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I love all three of them.
Speaker 2: Who's the booth thing?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 2: Where'd you meet him?
Speaker 5: I lost my virginity to him when I was sixteen?
Speaker 2: And what's he in prison for?
Speaker 5: He was telling something to someone and they tried to
Speaker 5: rob him and he shot him, but he didn't die,
Speaker 5: so it was like a tempted murder.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, but.
Speaker 5: I do love my husband and he's a dad and
Speaker 5: I feel so bad because he has no idea.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's unbelievable. Well, you're in the running for twenty
Speaker 1: dollars in jingle ball tickets.
Speaker 8: Twenty dollars and.
Speaker 1: Jingle ball tickets to see Nellie and Shine down one more.
Speaker 1: Lydia says, we got one more, and she says Jay.
Speaker 1: She says, it's kind of funny. Come on to Jay, Jay,
Speaker 1: initial Jay, your voice disguised.
Speaker 2: Start with forgive me father, for I have sinned? Please,
Speaker 2: that would be respectful.
Speaker 1: So my fraternity start with forgive me father for I
Speaker 1: have sinned.
Speaker 5: Ball.
Speaker 2: Hey, our rooftop.
Speaker 1: Hold out of saying Jay Jay, you got to start
Speaker 1: with bless me father, for I have sinned, and then
Speaker 1: say it bless.
Speaker 4: Me, father Mojo, for I have sinned, Yes, my son.
Speaker 5: So we used.
Speaker 4: To pee on people from the rooftop of my fraternity
Speaker 4: during only I had no idea of them look up
Speaker 4: and legitimately think that it was raining.
Speaker 3: What that is?
Speaker 5: So fraternity?
Speaker 4: I can't say. It's not around though at the university
Speaker 4: that it was at.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're no longer there. The university. I want to
Speaker 2: make sure I didn't get.
Speaker 5: It's a smaller university.
Speaker 4: There's not many fraternites at it. So get that figured out.
Speaker 1: That is truly the old song. It's raining men, all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 4: In the Winner, it was difficult because we would have
Speaker 4: people accidentally slide off.
Speaker 6: The real.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on one second, hold that one second.
Speaker 2: All right, I don't know. I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Between all of these calls, I mean, the woman that
Speaker 1: was willing to say that she has a crush on
Speaker 1: a seventeen years that's crazy, is sad, And then the
Speaker 1: booth thing in prison is crazy, rushing the bottle, brushing,
Speaker 1: brushing him his it was in his butt crack. I
Speaker 1: think that was in there in the whole. Yeah, round
Speaker 1: the third. But I got to be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I think Ryan that flipped the pair of police.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: I don't know that you're saying, can we give them
Speaker 1: a war for that? Come on, it's it's you know,
Speaker 1: it's not us, it's the Pope.
Speaker 8: Ryan.
Speaker 2: Are you there? Ryan? You know what?
Speaker 3: You're a winner?
Speaker 7: Hey, hey, hey, this this creates this just makes the
Speaker 7: story even better. Now I can't wait to tell people
Speaker 7: it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty dollars and jingle ball tickets for the Mojo Confessional.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to you, Ryan. Are you banned at Low's? Do
Speaker 1: they allow you in there?
Speaker 2: Still? No, They will be there many