WEBVTT - Mojo's Confessional  

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<v Speaker 1>All right Lydia, I'm giving you the task. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a tough one. This is like the hardest topic or

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<v Speaker 1>bit or segment that we ever do on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Mojo in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Confessional. All right, we are opening it up right

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<v Speaker 1>now for a chance at twenty dollars and.

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<v Speaker 2>Jingle ball tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you get when you got twenty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>in jingle ball tickets. You got twenty dollars in jingle

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<v Speaker 1>ball tickets. That's what you got. And if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to win, It's Mojo's Confessional, and then we will decide

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of this which one of the confessions

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<v Speaker 1>we deserve.

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<v Speaker 2>Earth deserves the prize. For everybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>You are going to get a clean conscience when this

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<v Speaker 1>is all said and doneceless.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, are you ready? I can't take it? Does it?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna take home and steam it today.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Joe in the Morning Confessional.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me hear you, my child. Hello, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning, good morning. Initial chon with us right now.

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<v Speaker 1>To start us off a voice disguise, let's hear your confession.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I cheated that's in its own But it was

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<v Speaker 5>with my ex boyfriend's older brother.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, who knows about it? Okay? That was my question

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<v Speaker 2>more than one. Wow. How soon after you take months? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>You cheated with him for six months? How soon after

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<v Speaker 2>you broke up did you start cheating?

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<v Speaker 5>If we broke up? No, I'm still with my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 5>now boyfriends older brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's better? Which one is? Uh? Which one is out?

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<v Speaker 5>Three or the brother?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait a second, there's three now part of this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing I think CAV got confused with and

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<v Speaker 1>I got confused with your.

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<v Speaker 2>Ex boyfriend's boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, so you're so you're you got your boyfriend right

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<v Speaker 1>now and you are on him.

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<v Speaker 2>You cheated on him.

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<v Speaker 5>With my ex boyfriend older brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Ex boyfriend's older brother. Okay, and your ex boyfriend where's

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<v Speaker 1>he at? Does he ever come into the picture?

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<v Speaker 5>No, he don't know. He's my ex boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>He's your ex boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think maybe you should dump your boyfriend and

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<v Speaker 1>get with the ex boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 5>If I do, I can't choose over the two brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>Aw, Okay, all right, will you hang on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the running right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, majoe in the morning confessional. We just talked to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl sleeping with the older brother. Initial be Hi, how

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<v Speaker 2>are you good?

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm in my forties, yes, and I have this

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<v Speaker 5>big crush. I'm a coworker who is only seventeen about

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<v Speaker 5>to be eighteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what to do? No, you don't, don't

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Wait at least until he's eighteen.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's I keep telling myself, I have kids that age,

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<v Speaker 5>so it's like, wow, no, but it's so hard because

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<v Speaker 5>like he just smiles and it like makes.

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<v Speaker 2>My day and like does it give you tingles in

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<v Speaker 2>the tingly m oh god?

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<v Speaker 6>So it's okay to just go he's a cute kid

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<v Speaker 6>and leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's legal. She has kids that age? No, yeah, are you

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<v Speaker 2>are you getting Are you a single mom?

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<v Speaker 5>I am not?

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<v Speaker 2>You're married?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm married?

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<v Speaker 1>And how old is your husband? Is he just an

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<v Speaker 1>old guy with like forty years old? Compare your husband

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<v Speaker 1>to the seventeen year old? Did your husband one time

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<v Speaker 1>look like that seventeen year old? And that's why you're

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<v Speaker 1>having this fantasy? Yeah, and he's lost it. He's lost

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<v Speaker 1>it over time. That happens to the best of us. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with Shannon. I do not agree with Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not go for that. I think that you

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<v Speaker 1>will take this moment of passion and you will forever

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<v Speaker 1>be embarrassed by that.

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<v Speaker 2>You do not want to do that? Or do you?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you sure?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>A wow, I wouldn't say to do it, but since

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<v Speaker 2>you married, no, but you know?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, true, yeah, And that's why she.

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<v Speaker 1>Is forty two years old and she wants to sleep

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<v Speaker 1>with a seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>Year old boy. Thanks b amen.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Hold one second, I think that one's actually

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<v Speaker 1>really interesting. Hold on which one am I going to?

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<v Speaker 2>Next? Lydia, where do you wanted to go to? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go with Ryan A non voice, disguised one, Ryan,

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<v Speaker 1>non voice disguised.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's hear your confession.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so, back when I used to live in California,

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<v Speaker 7>I had flipped be a paraplegic of his wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 2>In uh lows and what in lows? In loads?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so basically, uh, me and guy had beef. He

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<v Speaker 7>kind of ranged to each other at the store. He

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<v Speaker 7>kind of like wheeled up on me, like you wanted

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<v Speaker 7>to fight and everything, And uh, I thought it's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 7>So I'll start recording this, and this guy's got a reach.

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<v Speaker 7>He smacked the.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone out of my hands.

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<v Speaker 7>And everything, and I was like, oh, I'm worried thinking

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<v Speaker 7>about it, and I'm thinking, like, honestly, I was gonna

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<v Speaker 7>hit him. I was like, I got everything to lose

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<v Speaker 7>and nothing to gain. I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm just gonna flip him off his wheelchair. It was

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<v Speaker 7>so it was so satisfying, like no, right, right, what

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<v Speaker 7>it blew this guy's mind, Like he.

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<v Speaker 8>Had no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you help him get back in? Or you just

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<v Speaker 2>walked away?

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<v Speaker 7>We walked away, walked away, And so it made it

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<v Speaker 7>kind of it made it even worse too, because I

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<v Speaker 7>mean he was black, I'm white, and uh and he's yelling,

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<v Speaker 7>he's cussos, saying this and that, and I'm just trying

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<v Speaker 7>to walk away because I had my woman and my

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<v Speaker 7>kid with me, and so I tell THEMS, the employee

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<v Speaker 7>and stuff. I was like, this guy's you know, harassed me,

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<v Speaker 7>YadA YadA.

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<v Speaker 2>Child.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, And so they're keeping him away from me

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<v Speaker 7>and stuff, and he's like, he puts me out my wheelchair?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they help him back in the wheelchair. Did somebody

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<v Speaker 2>help him back in?

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<v Speaker 7>No, he was like one of those like you know,

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<v Speaker 7>like guys, it works them all upper and so like

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<v Speaker 7>he got in the wheelchair, he got back in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my again, Gody flipped a man out of his

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<v Speaker 1>wheel chair in Low. Wow. That is, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>a crazy, sad story, but it's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It is funny. Hold on one second, that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So far woman sleeping with her ex boyfriend's brother while

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<v Speaker 1>she's you know, with another guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, forty two year old mom has a crush on

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<v Speaker 1>her seventeen year old co worker, the guy Ryan who

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<v Speaker 1>flipped a paraplegic man out of his wheelchair because he

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<v Speaker 1>was talking smack to him at Low's now voice. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy's a for mojo in the morning confessional. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I'll do it great? Good? What's happening?

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<v Speaker 7>Not much?

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<v Speaker 6>So uestion here is this started when I was little.

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<v Speaker 6>But anytime my mom and I used to get in

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<v Speaker 6>a bad fight, I would go into the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 6>grab her toothbrush and brush my butthole with her.

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<v Speaker 8>Teethbrush with his mom's tooth brush in his butthole.

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<v Speaker 5>Made you think to do that with it.

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<v Speaker 2>She made me mad.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know, and I was a kid, and it

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<v Speaker 6>just happened, and unfortunately it continued to this day.

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<v Speaker 2>These calls are just stupid. They're stupid. Done. Next guy, Anthony, Anthony,

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on? Anthony? Two more? And that's it? What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on?

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<v Speaker 7>What's mojo?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi buddy, Hey, y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>My confession is that I had a threesome with my

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<v Speaker 3>teacher and her husband.

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<v Speaker 2>What teacher like, a college teacher.

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<v Speaker 7>A high school teacher?

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<v Speaker 2>You had when you like, out of high school, when

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<v Speaker 2>you're out of high school?

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<v Speaker 3>Out of high school? It was last year, but my

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<v Speaker 3>teacher in high school?

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<v Speaker 1>You graduated last year from high school and you had

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<v Speaker 1>a threesome with your teacher and her husband.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't graduate last year. She was my teacher in

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<v Speaker 3>high school, but it was last year that we had

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<v Speaker 3>the three fome.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, were you in high school? How old are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thirty now?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're thirty now. But this happened when you were

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<v Speaker 1>in high school? No?

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<v Speaker 7>Nor no in so recent twenty nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, thank god, I didn't want any more pedophile

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<v Speaker 1>trap going on here.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you reconnect with it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I've just seen him out and I

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<v Speaker 3>was talking to him and uh. She said that her

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<v Speaker 3>husband wanted to have a threesomb and asked if I

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<v Speaker 3>was interested, and I said, why would I not be?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask a question? Are you a Are you bisexual?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No no no?

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<v Speaker 2>So would you?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do anything with him or just it's just

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<v Speaker 1>don't make guy guy? But he wanted another guy in

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<v Speaker 1>the threes He wanted a guy, and he wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see a guy with his wife.

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<v Speaker 6>Another.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, he wanted another guy with his wife.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>One.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second, hold on voice disguise this this

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<v Speaker 1>will be the last one here?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh t initial t? Are you there? Is that mean

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<v Speaker 2>that you? Are you? And I think Lydia gave you

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<v Speaker 2>initial tea?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh gotch Okay, well for give me sire if I

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<v Speaker 5>have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Send thank you my child.

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<v Speaker 5>Currently. Yes, I'm married to my husband of fourteen years. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm thirty two. I have a booth thing in prison,

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<v Speaker 5>and then I have a side piece when my husband

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<v Speaker 5>works night. Oh and I just had our second baby.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you get a booth thing in prison? Were

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<v Speaker 2>you just a prison pen pal?

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<v Speaker 5>Or we dated back when I was sixteen and then

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<v Speaker 5>he got twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, do you love your house?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I love all three of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the booth thing?

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<v Speaker 8>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Where'd you meet him?

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<v Speaker 5>I lost my virginity to him when I was sixteen?

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<v Speaker 2>And what's he in prison for?

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<v Speaker 5>He was telling something to someone and they tried to

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<v Speaker 5>rob him and he shot him, but he didn't die,

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<v Speaker 5>so it was like a tempted murder.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wow, but.

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<v Speaker 5>I do love my husband and he's a dad and

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<v Speaker 5>I feel so bad because he has no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's unbelievable. Well, you're in the running for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars in jingle ball tickets.

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<v Speaker 8>Twenty dollars and.

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<v Speaker 1>Jingle ball tickets to see Nellie and Shine down one more.

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<v Speaker 1>Lydia says, we got one more, and she says Jay.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, it's kind of funny. Come on to Jay, Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>initial Jay, your voice disguised.

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<v Speaker 2>Start with forgive me father, for I have sinned? Please,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be respectful.

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<v Speaker 1>So my fraternity start with forgive me father for I

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<v Speaker 1>have sinned.

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<v Speaker 5>Ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, our rooftop.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold out of saying Jay Jay, you got to start

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<v Speaker 1>with bless me father, for I have sinned, and then

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<v Speaker 1>say it bless.

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<v Speaker 4>Me, father Mojo, for I have sinned, Yes, my son.

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<v Speaker 5>So we used.

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<v Speaker 4>To pee on people from the rooftop of my fraternity

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<v Speaker 4>during only I had no idea of them look up

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<v Speaker 4>and legitimately think that it was raining.

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<v Speaker 3>What that is?

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<v Speaker 5>So fraternity?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't say. It's not around though at the university

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<v Speaker 4>that it was at.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they're no longer there. The university. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure I didn't get.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a smaller university.

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<v Speaker 4>There's not many fraternites at it. So get that figured out.

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<v Speaker 1>That is truly the old song. It's raining men, all right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>In the Winner, it was difficult because we would have

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<v Speaker 4>people accidentally slide off.

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<v Speaker 6>The real.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on one second, hold that one second.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I don't know. I gotta be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Between all of these calls, I mean, the woman that

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<v Speaker 1>was willing to say that she has a crush on

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<v Speaker 1>a seventeen years that's crazy, is sad, And then the

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<v Speaker 1>booth thing in prison is crazy, rushing the bottle, brushing,

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<v Speaker 1>brushing him his it was in his butt crack. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that was in there in the whole. Yeah, round

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<v Speaker 1>the third. But I got to be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Ryan that flipped the pair of police.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that you're saying, can we give them

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<v Speaker 1>a war for that? Come on, it's it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not us, it's the Pope.

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<v Speaker 8>Ryan.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you there? Ryan? You know what?

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<v Speaker 3>You're a winner?

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, hey, hey, this this creates this just makes the

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<v Speaker 7>story even better. Now I can't wait to tell people

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<v Speaker 7>it again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, twenty dollars and jingle ball tickets for the Mojo Confessional.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations to you, Ryan. Are you banned at Low's? Do

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<v Speaker 1>they allow you in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Still? No, They will be there many