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<v Speaker 2>home of John Woolford football, Your newest Minnesota Biking quarterback

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<v Speaker 2>brought in.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure's the emergency quarterback.

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<v Speaker 4>I uh yeah, I better be brozemer second right, everybody?

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<v Speaker 5>Ye?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, yeah, went undrafted in twenty eighteen, but did win

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<v Speaker 2>the Super Bowl, Super Bowl lv I and sauce.

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<v Speaker 4>You of course know that lv I is what you

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<v Speaker 4>can do this l v I LV fifty one.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I had so much faith in nightclub. L v

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<v Speaker 3>I L is fifty, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 6>So?

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<v Speaker 5>Fifty six?

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<v Speaker 3>Nailed it? There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Born October sixteenth of nineteen ninety five. He's thirty years old,

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<v Speaker 2>six one to eighteen in purple.

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<v Speaker 3>How How tall is he? He's six to one to eighteen.

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<v Speaker 3>I should have.

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<v Speaker 4>Stall speaking of tall. Parker Fox, Parker Fox, Audre, Martin

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<v Speaker 4>Parker Fox Parish, Martin Audre Martin.

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<v Speaker 3>How are we doing, sweete good? How are you good? Wonderful?

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<v Speaker 2>He was briefly the all time leader in major statistical

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<v Speaker 2>passing categories for high school football in the state of Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Hollywood A pretty good Bishop Kenney High School. Well that

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't mean much to me, but okay, yeah, me, neither

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<v Speaker 2>Demond Deacons.

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<v Speaker 7>But but to be the leader in anything Florida football

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<v Speaker 7>is good any state.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Like arrest, it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like if you're the leader in all time arrest

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<v Speaker 2>for high school football in Florida, Yeah right, I'm right.

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<v Speaker 5>No, you're not wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>You know there's a list for the two there are

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<v Speaker 3>you from Florida?

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<v Speaker 8>I went to Central Florida?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh got it? I went to Central.

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<v Speaker 8>I am familiar with that high school. I feel like

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<v Speaker 8>there's been a couple athletes that have come out of

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<v Speaker 8>the Who is that like North Florida Jacksonville.

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<v Speaker 7>That's Biscuit Territory, Billy Ray Bonds BPCPCS.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, you play sure? Yes?

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<v Speaker 9>Did you land on the green on seventeen? I was

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<v Speaker 9>bat at five hundred. I made it the first time.

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<v Speaker 9>The second round it was a little too.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that the Marinos story that.

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<v Speaker 3>It is don't drink doubles. Don't drink doubles with Dan Marinos. Holy,

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<v Speaker 3>the more you know.

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<v Speaker 5>They were free.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, Dan wasn't paid for those.

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<v Speaker 9>Literally, feel like you're walking around with God in Florida

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<v Speaker 9>when you walk around with the Marina unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 3>God wears isotoners.

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<v Speaker 5>It does.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta keep those digits warm? Are those still things?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>There were gloves that called isotoners that he used to sell.

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<v Speaker 3>He would there was like, I don't know his big wasn't.

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<v Speaker 9>That sponsor protect the hands, to protect me or something

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<v Speaker 9>like that, And he bought his own lineman iss or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I think according to Norm McDonald, I think OJ was

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<v Speaker 4>wearing his lucky stapping gloves especially.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was a happen.

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<v Speaker 7>There's the bit in the OJ case where they found

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<v Speaker 7>the shoe print and he said I would never wear

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<v Speaker 7>those ugly shoes, and they had about eighty examples of

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<v Speaker 7>him wearing them on the sidelines a football game.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think he did it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it might have beens.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh they're like kind of like leather gloves. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 10>he used to when you drove, like drove in the

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<v Speaker 10>car anything by Marino.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, yeah, what years graduate there at Central Florida two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and eight, two thousand and eight, So did you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see, let me look around here, see if you're

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<v Speaker 2>by famous.

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<v Speaker 3>The biggest, isn't it the biggest school college in the country.

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<v Speaker 8>It's getting there. It's insane. When I was a freshman

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<v Speaker 8>undergrad was about thirty five thousand, and now it's I

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<v Speaker 8>bet it's like double that now fifty nine or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is there so many kids? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>I really don't know, except that who wouldn't want to

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<v Speaker 8>go to school in Florida?

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<v Speaker 3>For one?

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<v Speaker 8>That's why I went. I didn't want to walk across

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<v Speaker 8>campus in a snowstorm.

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<v Speaker 3>Seventy thousand is what it is.

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<v Speaker 8>And they have satellite campuses, so I think that's all included.

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<v Speaker 8>But I've been back only a handful of times since

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<v Speaker 8>I graduated, and the campus is just unrecognizable. They've built

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<v Speaker 8>so many more dorms. And because when I was there freshman,

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<v Speaker 8>not all freshmen could live on campus even so it

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<v Speaker 8>was a lot of commuters.

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<v Speaker 3>And now it's just okay, dumb questions. Did you not

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<v Speaker 3>trendy arts? The singer Central Florida is located in what city?

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<v Speaker 8>Orlando or Yeah? I didn't know that so truly, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>it was so fun. The Universal would have Universal Nights

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<v Speaker 8>because we're the UCF Knights, where they would shut down

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<v Speaker 8>Universal after hours and only students could go. But it

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<v Speaker 8>was like the first twenty thousand or so, and so

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<v Speaker 8>you could go on the rides multiple times without ever

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<v Speaker 8>having to wait in the line, and it was open

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<v Speaker 8>until midnight.

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<v Speaker 3>It was awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>So how many how many kids they go to Central

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<v Speaker 4>Florida end up being like Disney princesses for their part

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<v Speaker 4>time jobs or full time jobs they did?

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<v Speaker 8>Which people work at Disney? Yeah, a couple of my

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<v Speaker 8>sorority sisters did. Even if it's not just like the characters,

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<v Speaker 8>but just working at Disney. Their internship program is phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 4>Asking for a friend, did any of your sorority sisters

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<v Speaker 4>dress up as Elasta girl?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like sweaters.

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<v Speaker 8>Miss this morning because it was a hectic we were

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<v Speaker 8>talking about this. I missed it an affair.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, did you know Daniel Tosh?

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<v Speaker 8>I never knew him, but yes, he is one of

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<v Speaker 8>the more famous alum myrtles.

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<v Speaker 3>What about Lauren Thompson? No, you know who that is,

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<v Speaker 3>she's the golf girl on the golf channel.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, oh wait, yes, so it's yes. So she's actually

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<v Speaker 8>one of my sorty sisters, sister in law. I forget

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<v Speaker 8>that that's her. Her married name is what I'm more

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<v Speaker 8>familiar with. But yes, she's amazing, gorgeous, she's beautiful. So

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<v Speaker 8>I was like, Thompson, that sounds so familiar. But I

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<v Speaker 8>haven't called her that in years because, like I said,

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<v Speaker 8>she's married to a friend of mine now. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>she's amazing, and she's stunningly beautiful, and she is even

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<v Speaker 8>nicer gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 7>She got married in said, I'm going to change my

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<v Speaker 7>name to Jim Brown.

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<v Speaker 5>I think the last game.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for forgeting about Yeah, that's true. Her maiden

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<v Speaker 3>name is Jim Brown. She plays golf and lacrosse. Apparently

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<v Speaker 3>little bricks. What my tackle fall?

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<v Speaker 5>You need help?

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't you glad? You came in? Always always okay, never

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<v Speaker 3>had duplos. I went straight to legos.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's not mess around with you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not about fancy. It's like, let's let's let's start

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<v Speaker 3>on a little bit of a higher level here. Sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>Sauce was a dup kid. You'll get their buddy Drew,

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<v Speaker 3>but Tera was a former twin. That's right, Tackle fall

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<v Speaker 3>isn't he isn't?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man that guys like what seven eighth or something?

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<v Speaker 3>They had build my customs shoes that you see. That's

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<v Speaker 3>what a name? Uh Drew?

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<v Speaker 4>But terror is he still one of the names that's

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<v Speaker 4>floating around as a possible Twins manager?

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<v Speaker 10>Is that?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Therefore finalist? It's Sared Davis's.

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<v Speaker 8>Two, Derek Shelton, Shelton, Jameson Yeah, she knows now I'm

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<v Speaker 8>gonna forget James Rowson, Derek Shelton. Who's the oh Scott,

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<v Speaker 8>and I forget the fourth?

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<v Speaker 3>It's Cruse Oh sure, yeah, Terry Jeff Guy and Ryan Flattery,

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<v Speaker 3>flex thing? Who else? Josh Pepperson.

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<v Speaker 8>There that'll be interesting to see every day I'm in

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<v Speaker 8>refresh and it'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Be done by next week. When you're on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>How many people do you tell, Hey, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>be on the Power Trip today? Like do you tell

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<v Speaker 4>friends and family? I wonder what they think of the

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<v Speaker 4>last fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 8>My parents came up to help me with my move,

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<v Speaker 8>and my mom was up a couple of days before

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<v Speaker 8>my dad was, and she wanted to listen to the show,

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<v Speaker 8>and so we're actually watching back on the live stream

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<v Speaker 8>on YouTube, and she was very confused the amount a question.

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<v Speaker 8>She was asking, what are they talking about? What does

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<v Speaker 8>that mean? You know, the little drop ins, the audio

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<v Speaker 8>drop ins. She was like, who is that talking? Why

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<v Speaker 8>did you guess? Mark Rosen for that question, I had

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<v Speaker 8>to do a lot of explaining. I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 8>as time goes on, as I am here more often, mom,

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<v Speaker 8>you'll get used to it goes off the rails.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Tristan Wade for five people, Tristan Wade. That sounds super familiar.

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<v Speaker 4>But hang on, no, Tristan Wade, how do I know

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<v Speaker 4>that name? Give me your hints, Tristan.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I don't know IF's the boy or girl,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm sure you have watched them at.

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<v Speaker 3>Their craft craft Tristan Wade.

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<v Speaker 5>They are into something. You're in poker.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that name, World Series Poker, Poker, you're

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<v Speaker 3>up twenty eleven. Yeah, I don't know that name.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Corey, speaking of poker, my attention.

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<v Speaker 7>I saw our guy when I was doing laps around

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<v Speaker 7>Las Vegas on Friday that we saw it's worse. It's

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<v Speaker 7>worse it he's wearing like Blaggio socks, just socks.

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<v Speaker 5>It was real bad.

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<v Speaker 3>He had nothing on but socks.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean he had like a sweatsuit on that looked

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<v Speaker 7>like it hadn't been washed in like a month, and

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<v Speaker 7>he had Bolagio socks on.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's this is a lesson for all gamblers looking at

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<v Speaker 4>that room over there. What money won isn't money kept, right,

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<v Speaker 4>So some of these guys won millions of dollars, that

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't mean they kept it all.

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<v Speaker 8>He was a yeah Marshall buy there you go. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>he was there when I was there.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of football players, yeah, portals.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, that's the biggest.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at the amount of NFL players that went to

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<v Speaker 2>your college.

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<v Speaker 8>And we're getting there.

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<v Speaker 3>So seventy thousand is absurd.

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<v Speaker 8>It's insane.

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<v Speaker 4>I went to the University of Minnesota, and I'll say this,

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<v Speaker 4>like I never felt like it was a I know,

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<v Speaker 4>I felt like I felt like it was work.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't feel like it was a college.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that was just my experience.

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<v Speaker 4>If I could go back and do it again, I

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<v Speaker 4>would find a college town, much smaller school where you

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<v Speaker 4>feel like you actually know people, because if you go

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<v Speaker 4>to a school with seventy thousand people. The pros are

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<v Speaker 4>you get to blend in, you don't? You can, you

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<v Speaker 4>can do whatever you want. Not everybody knows you. In fact,

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<v Speaker 4>almost no one is going to know you.

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<v Speaker 11>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like I was just a number at the

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<v Speaker 3>University of Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. But I didn't like dive in either, so that

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<v Speaker 4>was my fault. I didn't like try to get into

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<v Speaker 4>the I never went to spring jam. I wasn't going

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<v Speaker 4>to frat parties like. I wasn't never dated anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't engage women, right, That's that's my fault at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Never lived in the dorms, so I didn't get to

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, so I could maybe I could have just done

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<v Speaker 4>the you differently, but huge schools.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the downside is sometimes you are just a number.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Oh wow. Santa Samuel Sure and his wife

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<v Speaker 1>a Sante Samuel what Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>That right?

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<v Speaker 4>He took his name first and last, the whole thing

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<v Speaker 4>all back. Sorry, seventies, too many seventies, that's a lot.

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<v Speaker 8>It was, like I said, when I started, it was

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<v Speaker 8>like thirty five thousand. But he had the Greek life

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<v Speaker 8>definitely makes it feel smaller. And I was involved in

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<v Speaker 8>a lot of other things on campus too, so that

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<v Speaker 8>certainly helps. I know, I often think if I would

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<v Speaker 8>do it again, if I would end up at UCF,

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<v Speaker 8>I had the best college experience. So but I will

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<v Speaker 8>say when I started working in sports, you know, my

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<v Speaker 8>first full time job was in Huntsville, so even though

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<v Speaker 8>it's Huntsville, we still covered everything Auburn and Alabama. The

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<v Speaker 8>first college football game I covered was Iron Bowl, and

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<v Speaker 8>I remember walking into Brand Denny Stadium just blown away.

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<v Speaker 8>Because my first three years was my yeah, first three

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<v Speaker 8>years at UCF, we didn't have a football stadium on campus,

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<v Speaker 8>so we had to go downtown and it's that kind

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<v Speaker 8>of stunk. But finally we did get the Bounce House

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<v Speaker 8>as it's known now, and which totally changes your college

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<v Speaker 8>experience when you can just walk to the football games.

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<v Speaker 8>But just walking around, you know, Tuscaloosa on game day.

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<v Speaker 3>Holy cow.

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<v Speaker 8>I just sat there, like if I if I would

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<v Speaker 8>have gone back and probably visited any of the SEC schools,

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<v Speaker 8>it would have been hard to not go there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeap, What percentage of stereotypical Greek life things would you

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<v Speaker 4>have to keep off the air, like is that pretty

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<v Speaker 4>standard rush week or whatever the hell they call it.

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<v Speaker 8>All that rush week is not terrible, especially for sororities.

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<v Speaker 8>There's so many rules that you have to follow. Initiation

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<v Speaker 8>has gotten so much better. I think some of the things. Actually,

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<v Speaker 8>I know some of the things that we did during

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<v Speaker 8>initiation would now be considered hazing, but they weren't anything bad.

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<v Speaker 8>We would just make the pledges sit in a room

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<v Speaker 8>and trying to remember. We would have them listen to

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<v Speaker 8>the same song on repeat, and one was that I'm

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<v Speaker 8>Blue or would be playing in the background, but they

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<v Speaker 8>would be sitting there, you know. We would make them

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<v Speaker 8>do projects like oh, draw me a picture of this,

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<v Speaker 8>or just to kill time because the initiation process takes

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<v Speaker 8>too basically.

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<v Speaker 7>Like a.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, just little things like that. But you can't even

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<v Speaker 8>really do some of that stuff. I loved initiation.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was fun.

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<v Speaker 8>But back in the day, I won't say what sorority

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<v Speaker 8>at UCF, but there's train tracks not too far from campus,

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<v Speaker 8>and they used to blindfold the pledges and lay them

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<v Speaker 8>on the train tracks, on the train tracks of the

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<v Speaker 8>trains that weren't in you, so still the trains would

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<v Speaker 8>come by. You would think that and they're blindfolded, right,

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<v Speaker 8>so you hear the trains coming, you think that you're

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<v Speaker 8>about to be hit, even though you're not. And then

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<v Speaker 8>just as a train would come, they would pull the

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<v Speaker 8>pledges up, take the blindfolds off, and that's how you

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<v Speaker 8>figured out who your pledge mom or big sister was.

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<v Speaker 8>That was back in like the eighties though, And that

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<v Speaker 8>was not my story. That was another one on campus.

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<v Speaker 9>Think of what some of those frats did, like back

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<v Speaker 9>in the eighties and nineties. Lord, I mean there's kids

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<v Speaker 9>that died from that stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, Odro.

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<v Speaker 4>The entire time you were talking about a group of

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<v Speaker 4>girls doing craft projects listening to Aifels sixty five. Chris

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<v Speaker 4>was just waiting for you to say what they were

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<v Speaker 4>wearing while you were making him sit there, and you

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<v Speaker 4>never got there.

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<v Speaker 5>No, he was done. I was reading.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, you were learning at college girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure they all were wearing snowmobile suits and college girls

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<v Speaker 1>on trains.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh Jesus doing. I need to be careful, very careful.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to be in the story, you gotta go

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<v Speaker 4>to Michael's and knit me something. Wonder you hear what

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta listen to?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, excited. I like that I'm Blue song or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>That's It's going to be.

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<v Speaker 8>Stuck in my head all day now that I've just

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<v Speaker 8>said that.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, that was a huge song. Yeah, but it was

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<v Speaker 4>a gigantic deal. Didn't say it was good, great song, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at the.

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<v Speaker 2>Video of Justin Jefferson given J J.

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<v Speaker 3>McCarthy, Mike and Ikes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah the Wolves shows before. Oh yes, Mike and Ikes

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<v Speaker 5>are great.

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<v Speaker 3>This is they were at the Wolves game, not that

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<v Speaker 3>orange and green.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't had Mike and Ikes for a long time,

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<v Speaker 2>but I bathed.

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<v Speaker 5>I threw some at you on Friday. When was that Friday?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Are Mike and Egs the ones that are like licorice? No,

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<v Speaker 8>Mike and Eggs are a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little breep experience. Good and plenty. That's like the little

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<v Speaker 3>liquorice nickname in high school Sauce plenty. That was sports.

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<v Speaker 3>gonna make a roll right now. You can't have us

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<v Speaker 3>in the same streetio together.

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<v Speaker 5>This is your idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I know we got to stop it. Ost Prolman, the

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<v Speaker 3>best man.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>We're watching sixty minutes right now. They did a bit

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<v Speaker 2>on him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yea, it is golly ma. So how does he do this?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm convinced this is a prestige trick, right, may really

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<v Speaker 3>be a magic mind, because.

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<v Speaker 4>The whole point of the prestige is if the audience

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<v Speaker 4>truly knew it was magic, we'd be terrified, not amazed.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, he's doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Things I don't understand, Like I don't even know how

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<v Speaker 4>to reverse engineer one step of it. It's like, because

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<v Speaker 4>he's asking for people, like think of somebody you grew

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<v Speaker 4>up with, anybody you want, and then he somehow pulls

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<v Speaker 4>the name. It's like, that's not saying this isn't a

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<v Speaker 4>sleight of hand trick and then he then he plays

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<v Speaker 4>the whole I'm not reading minds, I'm reading people, which

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<v Speaker 4>is exactly what you would say if you were actually

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<v Speaker 4>reading minds. I don't think he's reading minds. I just

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<v Speaker 4>don't have any effing clue how he's doing this. He's

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<v Speaker 4>so incredible.

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<v Speaker 9>One year for the Islanders are opening night kind of

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<v Speaker 9>dinner for the team, the owners brought in like a

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<v Speaker 9>mentalist guy like that, and it was mind blowing. I mean,

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<v Speaker 9>he passed around a piece of paper and about five

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<v Speaker 9>six different people would draw on it, just to draw

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<v Speaker 9>a piece of whatever, whatever it was. So if it

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<v Speaker 9>was a part of land, somebody would draw a tree,

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<v Speaker 9>a sun, you know, whatever it would be, didn't matter.

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<v Speaker 9>Nobody else knew what was going on except for those

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<v Speaker 9>few people that drew drew on it, right, and at

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<v Speaker 9>the end of it, you know, he's sitting there drawing

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<v Speaker 9>at the same time. At the end of it, it's

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<v Speaker 9>it's like an identical drawing.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you how does that?

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<v Speaker 9>And he said, like we of course we cornered him

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<v Speaker 9>after all of us were like, how are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 9>And it was he's like, well, he's like you know,

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<v Speaker 9>he partially. It's kind of like you guys, you were

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<v Speaker 9>bored with a gift and you kind of keep working

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<v Speaker 9>on it, and you work hard on it. But he

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<v Speaker 9>was kind of saying the same thing. He's like, you

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<v Speaker 9>just learned how to read people really really well.

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<v Speaker 3>I just but it's mind blowing.

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<v Speaker 4>Has a new book out that's not showing you how

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<v Speaker 4>to do the tricks, but he's just talking about get

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<v Speaker 4>them out.

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<v Speaker 3>That's about things it thoughts.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what it's called.

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<v Speaker 12>I just saw it.

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<v Speaker 10>It's just it's wild, even like the like putting people

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<v Speaker 10>in like a trance or like making them sleep, like

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<v Speaker 10>I don't know, I just don't work.

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<v Speaker 8>Not in person, but the clips, I'm just blown away.

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<v Speaker 8>And then I sit there and I watch and try

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<v Speaker 8>to figure out how he does it. And that's with

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<v Speaker 8>any magician or any of those people. Are you trying

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<v Speaker 8>to figure it out? No clue?

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<v Speaker 4>And that's what and that's it's like when Jennifer Hudson

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<v Speaker 4>didn't win American Idol, right, uh O's Pearlman did not

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<v Speaker 4>win America's Got Talent. He probably lost to some jackass

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<v Speaker 4>with a puppet, you know what I'm saying. And Howard

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<v Speaker 4>Stern has said four years, because that was a year

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<v Speaker 4>that Howard was a judge, and Howard's like no, I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>should have won the entire year.

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<v Speaker 5>And he did not.

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<v Speaker 4>He did not even win America's Got Talent, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was I don't know who won that year, but I guarantee.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a much bigger deal than anybody that he lost to.

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<v Speaker 9>Happy a little bit too smart for the masses. I mean,

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<v Speaker 9>people don't nderstand he didn't buy it or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how old this I longed this clip is,

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<v Speaker 2>but this is the one he did with Russell Wilson,

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<v Speaker 2>which is just incredible.

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<v Speaker 11>Question for you is when I was young, I had

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<v Speaker 11>a poster on my wall of someone and you're no

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<v Speaker 11>way in hell you're gonna get this?

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<v Speaker 12>He said, no way in hell. I didn't say those words.

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<v Speaker 12>He said those words no way, which means there's no way.

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<v Speaker 12>It was a football player. Also, notice the nervous twitching

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<v Speaker 12>with the hands, hands here, hands here, always a female.

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<v Speaker 12>Is it a female?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 8>O's pearlman went to work on him.

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<v Speaker 12>I don't read minds. I read people. Here's what I

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<v Speaker 12>want to do.

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<v Speaker 9>Sorry, right, count the number of letters in the first name,

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<v Speaker 9>just to yourself, not out loud, just to yourself.

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<v Speaker 12>There's the tell you call an audible. He finished counting,

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<v Speaker 12>and he looked up six letters, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>It is six letters?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 12>I know that, Russell. You're sitting there, sixth grade. You're

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<v Speaker 12>looking up. She's looking back at you. She was tell

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<v Speaker 12>us all, who was in that post?

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<v Speaker 5>Or say it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I had written on the beast paper. That's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, Corey, it is magic. It has to be

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<v Speaker 2>somebody called Pearl. Or excuse me, Paul's zernd In a

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<v Speaker 2>van trillick quist? Oh what hanging away?

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<v Speaker 6>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>A then trillo quid. I've never heard of that. You've

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<v Speaker 4>never heard of that word? I'm not, by the way,

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<v Speaker 4>I can. This is one of my favorite things recently.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you heard one of Sauce's news spots lately? Do

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<v Speaker 4>you know what he's doing commercials for?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Milk, Milk milk. That that commercial makes me laugh so hard.

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<v Speaker 3>He's also doing commercials for conversion vins and vander Belt University.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, you guys can kiss and.

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<v Speaker 3>Morrison, then Morrison, shut up, Vin Morrison. I wish my

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<v Speaker 3>voice was okay, anyway, Parker looked it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Did lose to a ventriloquist, which is just absolutely absurd.

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<v Speaker 3>He got third place. A comedian got second. What's the

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<v Speaker 3>comedian's name? Does it say? It does here? Drew Lynch?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that dude's okay. That guy is hilarious. Is that

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<v Speaker 4>the guy with the stutter? Yes, that guy's very very funny,

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<v Speaker 4>and so that that one's fair but fair. Ventriloquist who

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<v Speaker 4>gives a rats ask.

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<v Speaker 10>Balsir and ventriloquist was the winner, okay? Drew Lynch second,

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<v Speaker 10>Os Proman third, Drew is the real deal. Fourth place

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<v Speaker 10>was a professional regurgitator.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that can't be true. That year solid year though, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 8>And gone on to be mega famous?

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<v Speaker 3>Well didn't isn't we always see Washington? We were just

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<v Speaker 3>in Vegas. That piff the dragon guys puff, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's piff?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think p I f f Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Is that it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like the Flamingo? If the magic dragon? Is it flamingo?

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<v Speaker 3>Or what does he does?

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<v Speaker 5>He loved?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it an ex caliber?

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<v Speaker 4>What I think it's I think it's on the walk

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<v Speaker 4>to the Venetians. So I think it's one in between

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<v Speaker 4>playing Hollywood. He's not even in their top ten most

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<v Speaker 4>famous winner.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is it? Terry Faders, that's the Ventrila quists while

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<v Speaker 3>he's in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 5>Loves that.

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<v Speaker 3>Jackie Evancho, Yeah, she.

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<v Speaker 8>Was a young singer.

0:24:47.640 --> 0:24:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Singer Lindsay Sterling violent incredible, She's outstanding. Darcy Lynn Farmer, she's.

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<v Speaker 8>The young blonde Ventila.

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<v Speaker 3>The resting. She is old now. Melissa Visor, Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 3>she won America's Got Talents twenty ten.

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<v Speaker 5>I had never heard that.

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<v Speaker 4>I love Melissa. That's the monster I did not know.

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<v Speaker 4>Franco magician. His brother Franko was a magician. He's also outstanding,

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<v Speaker 4>the greatest voice of all time. Grace vander wall.

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<v Speaker 3>A little longer, her music in the system. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know my name. Yeah she's but then she fell at

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<v Speaker 3>the deep end and like, yeah, I don't know swim

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<v Speaker 3>it's too bad. Yeah she could swim. Uh. Jaba Wonkey's Yeah, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know them.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 5>Mike Grim.

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<v Speaker 10>Uh, some say magician shouldn't be allowed on a g T,

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<v Speaker 10>but Mike Grim can't complain about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, all right, when a man loves a woman. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know. I don't know. At least.

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<v Speaker 10>I would have guessed the Texas Tenors is number ten

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<v Speaker 10>and that sounds good.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, crazy, Well, no proman, I would still say

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I would say always is now probably

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<v Speaker 4>the biggest name in that group has to be. He's

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<v Speaker 4>in the conversation for biggest. He's awesome. Should I get

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<v Speaker 4>his book?

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<v Speaker 5>Should you read it? What's it called.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's called Read Your Mind. I think, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>He's gonna be one of those bits where I get

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<v Speaker 4>it and then I just throw it on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Night stand. I should get the audio book. That's a goodoint.

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<v Speaker 3>I shouldn't get the audio book. Mine turned into coasters

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<v Speaker 3>on my nightstand exactly, even the George Carlin books right

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<v Speaker 3>the show coasters, Ye love them all.

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<v Speaker 2>Still coast boy.

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<v Speaker 3>He saw as a puppet.

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<v Speaker 5>He's being a ban troller vost.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Get those panels, you know. And if Pee Wee was

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<v Speaker 4>still here, I think he would have put solar panels

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<v Speaker 4>on the playhouse. Oh yeah, solar panels. Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 4>their name would have been, Panee or Panee or like

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<v Speaker 4>roofy or.

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<v Speaker 3>They call them roofy. They there was.

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<v Speaker 4>A Flory in we at Pee's playhouse. That was Flor's

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<v Speaker 4>actual name. Remember the floor that could talk? That, I

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<v Speaker 4>mean they were on mushrooms for sure. All your hands out.

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<v Speaker 4>The couch that could talk?

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<v Speaker 5>Would?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean Cherry Cherry? I think Cherry was a female.

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<v Speaker 3>Not that it matters. I mean, if you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>bang a couch, I don't think you care what gender

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<v Speaker 3>it is is cher The gender of the couch was

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<v Speaker 3>soft and comfy. It's just Cherry was a couch a chair.

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<v Speaker 3>You said, couch.

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<v Speaker 5>Not smart. You guys are pointed out fifteen times.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Hawk's really been on you this morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Well yeah, well he's hoary.

0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 3>He's the only Lambert he's been on this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>So now Auder's gonna have to explain to her parents

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<v Speaker 4>why Chris wants to have in, Why why you was

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<v Speaker 4>in the building?

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<v Speaker 3>Law?

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<v Speaker 4>You be cool? A man in Texas is accused of

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<v Speaker 4>shooting his neighbor in the arm because the neighbor kept

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<v Speaker 4>feeding her horse and was concerned that.

0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:50.840
<v Speaker 3>It was getting too fat. He shot him. Those horses

0:28:50.960 --> 0:28:51.480
<v Speaker 3>cost money.

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<v Speaker 4>Kept feeding the horse, the horse was getting overweight, So

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<v Speaker 4>a man in Texas shot her in the arm and said,

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<v Speaker 4>stopped feeding my horse.

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<v Speaker 3>You feel lucky to do. I guess that's next level.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Josa, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>A man allegedly stabbed two teenage boys with a metal

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<v Speaker 4>fork and then tried to slap a crew member aboard

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<v Speaker 4>a flight from Chicago to Germany last week, and the

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<v Speaker 4>plane landed after being diverted, and the man was arrested.

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<v Speaker 4>Stabbed two teenage boys with a metal fork and tried

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<v Speaker 4>to slap a crew member.

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<v Speaker 8>Geez, I almost feel like if you fly these days

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<v Speaker 8>and nothing crazy happens on your flight, it's rare. I

0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 8>feel like that's all. Maybe it's the algorithm on my

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:39.480
<v Speaker 8>social media. It's like every day I'm seeing something else

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<v Speaker 8>about some lunatic losing their minds.

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<v Speaker 4>Frontier in your line classic, be honest, how many people

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<v Speaker 4>here do their own taxes?

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:57.440
<v Speaker 3>Does anybody here do you do them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 11>But not?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean I use the software or whatever, turbot, but

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<v Speaker 8>you don't have somebody do them for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Probably should, okay, Parker, No, yes, no, Paris no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I want to even ask you taxes, Chris.

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<v Speaker 3>We know Christ and Sauce are going to jail eventually.

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<v Speaker 3>We know that. Relax, we are not.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you using software counts as doing my own Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>That counts is filing your own taxes? Sure? Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 3>then I guess and I are going to jail. They

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<v Speaker 3>still be together for that.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think the average age is that a

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<v Speaker 4>person stops doing their own taxes?

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty five?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that would have been That would be my guess.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty four, I'm gonna go thirty five, twenty who almost

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<v Speaker 3>got it? Twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 4>Average age they stop doing their own taxes is twenty

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<v Speaker 4>nine years old.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm way behind on.

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<v Speaker 7>That, which probably means they have a little bit of cash.

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<v Speaker 7>Then they just would rather pay.

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<v Speaker 5>Somebody to do it.

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:57.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, get lazy, get kids, and maybe you just have

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of moving parks, right, it's more if I

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<v Speaker 4>want to make sure I do this right, Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 4>you pay somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>Else to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>M Dogs near the Chernobyl Nuclear site are turning blue.

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<v Speaker 4>Like that song that your sorority had is sing.

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<v Speaker 3>They're turning blue, You're turning violet, violet.

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<v Speaker 4>We've heard a handful of companies do this, and now

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<v Speaker 4>it sounds like McDonald's is the latest. The US government

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<v Speaker 4>is phasing out pennies. So now McDonald's is rounding prices

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<v Speaker 4>to the nearest five cents.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all for it. Who cares? I never I never understood,

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<v Speaker 3>like the why everything was a dollar nine or.

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<v Speaker 4>All psychological because it just makes it look like it's

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<v Speaker 4>less than two bucks, which it is. But but now

0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:51.800
<v Speaker 4>it doesn't matter. Let's just let's get rid of the penny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>what a waste of time.

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<v Speaker 1>The gas price thing is the most absurd, I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Contents of a pressure too. What Yeah, it's two point.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, today's National Cat Day. The scene Chris Hockey is

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<v Speaker 4>ustle here. All right, Audrey, this is gonna feel like

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:24.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm targeting you, but I'm not. According to a new report,

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<v Speaker 4>what percentage of cat owners consider themselves to be their

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<v Speaker 4>cat's mom or dad and often refer to their cats

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<v Speaker 4>as their children.

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<v Speaker 3>What percentage do you believe that you are your cat's mom?

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like a.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, I mean my mom sends me Mother's Day cards

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<v Speaker 8>because I'm a.

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<v Speaker 3>Cat mom, so she's a cat grandma.

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<v Speaker 8>I we're cat people. I'm going to go eighty two percent.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, just forty seven percent they are or dad.

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<v Speaker 8>If you ask dog owners. I feel like dog owners

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<v Speaker 8>are just as bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they are.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't percent of people actually like believe that though,

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<v Speaker 10>Like I've just like wired their brain to think I'm

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<v Speaker 10>its mother and not.

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<v Speaker 3>Not just not just like say it. Yeah people don't

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<v Speaker 3>have kids or whatnot.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I mean, go ahead and do it.

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:26.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a family member that used to when they

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<v Speaker 4>would send cards, they would sign it for themselves and

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<v Speaker 4>their cat. And as an adult, I just I know

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<v Speaker 4>not to go signfeld on it. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>the cat didn't buy it, the cat didn't sign the card, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>none of this is from the cats. I know the

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<v Speaker 4>cats in your house, but let's not sign the card

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<v Speaker 4>from the cat care.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever listed a cat as a dependent? Now, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>w Cory, look to your left, pull.

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<v Speaker 7>Your hands off the person that would sign the card

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<v Speaker 7>for their cat and them.

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<v Speaker 5>Would I know who you're talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Doubt sure?

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<v Speaker 5>Out of respect?

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<v Speaker 10>Respect, yeah, ninety percent of the time is just out

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:27.800
<v Speaker 10>of respect all respectful guy, airball?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you watching? Basketball?

0:34:32.000 --> 0:34:32.440
<v Speaker 3>Hairball?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you guys don't care about me anymore I do.

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<v Speaker 4>If you went on America's Got Talent, what would you

0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 4>try to do? I don't have any talents, but I mean,

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 4>you're on the show. You got to do something. I

0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:54.560
<v Speaker 4>would probably tell my jokes man, just got reeling.

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:55.279
<v Speaker 5>And they boo me off.

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<v Speaker 3>Do that target bit Target? Yeah, you've ever been to

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<v Speaker 3>Target for socks and left for Blu Ray on DVD? Oh?

0:35:05.239 --> 0:35:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. I hope you lose to the professional Regurgitator.

0:35:10.760 --> 0:35:14.680
<v Speaker 3>No he's not. Yeah, Tommy, he missed home alone, buddy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what if you were on the season with Drew

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:21.359
<v Speaker 4>Lynch and the Regurgitator and neither one of them had

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:25.680
<v Speaker 4>that problem before they heard your set, that would be

0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 4>okay as long as they're laughing again Talent. If you

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<v Speaker 4>don't know who Drew Lynch is, spend fifteen minutes today.

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 4>He's really good. I didn't know he was on that

0:35:35.040 --> 0:35:36.640
<v Speaker 4>show where that's where he got his start. But man,

0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:39.319
<v Speaker 4>he's a He's a funny dude. Does he I want

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:41.400
<v Speaker 4>to is he come through into the Minneapolis ever.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure he does.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he's got a great YouTube channel where he

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<v Speaker 1>like posts videos of things that happened at his shows,

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Like there was one just a couple of weeks ago

0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:53.600
<v Speaker 1>at the Rosie Left Ready where some guy like had

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<v Speaker 1>a heart attack in the crowd and they showed the

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<v Speaker 1>people like saving his life and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's some good stuff and.

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<v Speaker 8>The can you imagine that being your situation though, if

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<v Speaker 8>you're upon station that happens and then you still have

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<v Speaker 8>to finish the show. The transition, the way that he

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<v Speaker 8>kind of brought it back and continued was I thought

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<v Speaker 8>pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 3>Incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, driving too slowly on the highway is an epidemic

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<v Speaker 2>coast to coast.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a problem on the road all over the West coast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>here's that pre Tennis.

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<v Speaker 6>Every state has a key right law for slower traffic.

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<v Speaker 6>This is regardless of speed. The problem is the law

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<v Speaker 6>has law enforcement, and that makes some drivers use risky

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<v Speaker 6>behavior and frequently hand gestures to navigate around pokey Joe.

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<v Speaker 6>According to the NTSB, the slow poke hardly ever gets

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<v Speaker 6>a ticket, even though the behavior is illegal, because impeding

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<v Speaker 6>traffic is harder to prove than speeding. I'm pre tennis.

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<v Speaker 3>Pokey Joe poke show sounds like one A Trump's nicknames

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<v Speaker 3>for Biden.

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<v Speaker 2>Three lab monkeys remained on the loose after a truck

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<v Speaker 2>from Two Lane University carrying them crashed on a highway

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<v Speaker 2>in soud of the Mississippi. The Jasper County Sheriff's departments

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<v Speaker 2>had a number of the monkeys were destroyed after law

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<v Speaker 2>enforcement was told they were dangerous. Police were initially told

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<v Speaker 2>they were carrying heptitis, sea herpes and COVID.

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<v Speaker 5>What that was when you were in rock now?

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<v Speaker 3>However, Two Lane has since said they were not infectious,

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<v Speaker 3>so they just killed them. Anyway, Well, they were destroyed, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>talking wow.

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<v Speaker 2>A new study shows about four and ten US adults

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<v Speaker 2>admit to driving drowsy. So I'm gonna get fired now,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks pre Tennis. Yeah, anyway, there was a news report

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<v Speaker 2>attached to that. But now I'm I got I owe

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<v Speaker 2>somebody seventy thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>What song was that?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so tired by the Beatles? Do you guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you guys know anybody that's ever fallen asleep at

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<v Speaker 4>the wheel and crashed?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I did. Friend of mine in high school.

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<v Speaker 2>I told, I told the police officers and my mom

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<v Speaker 2>and dad that I swerved to a deer. But I

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<v Speaker 2>fell asleep and I.

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<v Speaker 5>Woke up and a whoa wow, did you survive?

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<v Speaker 3>He's dead.

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<v Speaker 4>My college friend Brent hit a tree falling asleep. This

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<v Speaker 4>is not a sign field bit or something. Hit a

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<v Speaker 4>tree survived.

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<v Speaker 3>I did not crash, but I did the first part. Yikes,

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<v Speaker 3>hit a tree road.

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't even in a car. I fell on the ice.

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<v Speaker 3>I dreamt that I was driving, realized I was dreaming,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I woke up. Holy balls, that was That's sweet.

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<v Speaker 9>I've had like the quick kind of doze off once

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<v Speaker 9>and all of a sudden in the other lane.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, it's time to go home. And you

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<v Speaker 4>didn't even signal well over a slow poke or pokey

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<v Speaker 4>fall asleep at the wheel.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I haven't.

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<v Speaker 8>If I get even remotely close, I pull over and

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<v Speaker 8>just take a nap. I'm an epic car napper. Just

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<v Speaker 8>sleep in a gas station parking.

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<v Speaker 3>List, Christy, what you're done.

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<v Speaker 5>The window? Want Hey Joe?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe Biden's in the gas station too.

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<v Speaker 11>You never know.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the final story of the day is for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Rodre a long lost cat is back with its family

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<v Speaker 2>in Virginia after it was gone for fifteen years. Holy cow, Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>cat Flora just a cat off during your family's moved

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<v Speaker 2>to a new apartment. The cat had been outfitted with

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<v Speaker 2>micro chip. Flora showed up at the Fairfax Animal Shelter

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<v Speaker 2>last week where text scanned the chip tracked down the

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<v Speaker 2>odors and they were like, we don't want that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>No mo Yeah, just kidding, but yeah they fifteen years later.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no way that's the same. Somebody's franking them. Definitely,

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<v Speaker 3>that's crazy. At your trips. No, thanks, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>that one sore you go, cat mom, cat Dad. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>we got to the end of the show. We survived.

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<v Speaker 3>We did it my voice.

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<v Speaker 5>That was great.

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<v Speaker 3>Mission accomplished. Good job, everybody was it tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of football man Ben and Fargo and Tomas

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<v Speaker 2>Jonathan Grenard and Tom post show.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh boy, let's go get ready for the weekend Paris

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<v Speaker 4>on Friday for initials.

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<v Speaker 3>We will see you on Friday, Parker. You next Wednesday?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Audra?

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<v Speaker 3>What when can people watch you next? What are you

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<v Speaker 3>doing next?

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<v Speaker 1>Knows?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on.

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<v Speaker 5>Appearance?

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<v Speaker 3>See at the Quick trip.

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<v Speaker 8>Yet come find me in your local parking lot. Taking

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<v Speaker 8>a nap.

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<v Speaker 4>Nine to noon is next. We're back tomorrow five thirty

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<v Speaker 4>to nine. See then, everybody but itfy day that I'd

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<v Speaker 4>be