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Speaker 3: I'm sure's the emergency quarterback.
Speaker 4: I uh yeah, I better be brozemer second right, everybody?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 2: Man, yeah, went undrafted in twenty eighteen, but did win
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Speaker 3: Man, I had so much faith in nightclub. L v
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Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 5: Fifty six?
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Speaker 2: Born October sixteenth of nineteen ninety five. He's thirty years old,
Speaker 2: six one to eighteen in purple.
Speaker 3: How How tall is he? He's six to one to eighteen.
Speaker 3: I should have.
Speaker 4: Stall speaking of tall. Parker Fox, Parker Fox, Audre, Martin
Speaker 4: Parker Fox Parish, Martin Audre Martin.
Speaker 3: How are we doing, sweete good? How are you good? Wonderful?
Speaker 2: He was briefly the all time leader in major statistical
Speaker 2: passing categories for high school football in the state of Florida.
Speaker 2: Hollywood A pretty good Bishop Kenney High School. Well that
Speaker 2: doesn't mean much to me, but okay, yeah, me, neither
Speaker 2: Demond Deacons.
Speaker 7: But but to be the leader in anything Florida football
Speaker 7: is good any state.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like arrest, it's not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if you're the leader in all time arrest
Speaker 2: for high school football in Florida, Yeah right, I'm right.
Speaker 5: No, you're not wrong.
Speaker 3: You know there's a list for the two there are
Speaker 3: you from Florida?
Speaker 8: I went to Central Florida?
Speaker 3: Oh got it? I went to Central.
Speaker 8: I am familiar with that high school. I feel like
Speaker 8: there's been a couple athletes that have come out of
Speaker 8: the Who is that like North Florida Jacksonville.
Speaker 7: That's Biscuit Territory, Billy Ray Bonds BPCPCS.
Speaker 3: Yep, you play sure? Yes?
Speaker 9: Did you land on the green on seventeen? I was
Speaker 9: bat at five hundred. I made it the first time.
Speaker 9: The second round it was a little too.
Speaker 5: Is that the Marinos story that.
Speaker 3: It is don't drink doubles. Don't drink doubles with Dan Marinos. Holy,
Speaker 3: the more you know.
Speaker 5: They were free.
Speaker 3: Ye, Dan wasn't paid for those.
Speaker 9: Literally, feel like you're walking around with God in Florida
Speaker 9: when you walk around with the Marina unbelievable.
Speaker 3: God wears isotoners.
Speaker 5: It does.
Speaker 3: You gotta keep those digits warm? Are those still things?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: There were gloves that called isotoners that he used to sell.
Speaker 3: He would there was like, I don't know his big wasn't.
Speaker 9: That sponsor protect the hands, to protect me or something
Speaker 9: like that, And he bought his own lineman iss or something.
Speaker 4: I think according to Norm McDonald, I think OJ was
Speaker 4: wearing his lucky stapping gloves especially.
Speaker 3: I think it was a happen.
Speaker 7: There's the bit in the OJ case where they found
Speaker 7: the shoe print and he said I would never wear
Speaker 7: those ugly shoes, and they had about eighty examples of
Speaker 7: him wearing them on the sidelines a football game.
Speaker 3: I don't think he did it.
Speaker 2: I think it might have beens.
Speaker 10: Oh they're like kind of like leather gloves. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: he used to when you drove, like drove in the
Speaker 10: car anything by Marino.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, what years graduate there at Central Florida two
Speaker 2: thousand and eight, two thousand and eight, So did you know?
Speaker 2: Let's see, let me look around here, see if you're
Speaker 2: by famous.
Speaker 3: The biggest, isn't it the biggest school college in the country.
Speaker 8: It's getting there. It's insane. When I was a freshman
Speaker 8: undergrad was about thirty five thousand, and now it's I
Speaker 8: bet it's like double that now fifty nine or something.
Speaker 3: Why is there so many kids? I don't know.
Speaker 8: I really don't know, except that who wouldn't want to
Speaker 8: go to school in Florida?
Speaker 3: For one?
Speaker 8: That's why I went. I didn't want to walk across
Speaker 8: campus in a snowstorm.
Speaker 3: Seventy thousand is what it is.
Speaker 8: And they have satellite campuses, so I think that's all included.
Speaker 8: But I've been back only a handful of times since
Speaker 8: I graduated, and the campus is just unrecognizable. They've built
Speaker 8: so many more dorms. And because when I was there freshman,
Speaker 8: not all freshmen could live on campus even so it
Speaker 8: was a lot of commuters.
Speaker 3: And now it's just okay, dumb questions. Did you not
Speaker 3: trendy arts? The singer Central Florida is located in what city?
Speaker 8: Orlando or Yeah? I didn't know that so truly, Yeah,
Speaker 8: it was so fun. The Universal would have Universal Nights
Speaker 8: because we're the UCF Knights, where they would shut down
Speaker 8: Universal after hours and only students could go. But it
Speaker 8: was like the first twenty thousand or so, and so
Speaker 8: you could go on the rides multiple times without ever
Speaker 8: having to wait in the line, and it was open
Speaker 8: until midnight.
Speaker 3: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: So how many how many kids they go to Central
Speaker 4: Florida end up being like Disney princesses for their part
Speaker 4: time jobs or full time jobs they did?
Speaker 8: Which people work at Disney? Yeah, a couple of my
Speaker 8: sorority sisters did. Even if it's not just like the characters,
Speaker 8: but just working at Disney. Their internship program is phenomenal.
Speaker 4: Asking for a friend, did any of your sorority sisters
Speaker 4: dress up as Elasta girl?
Speaker 3: I don't like sweaters.
Speaker 8: Miss this morning because it was a hectic we were
Speaker 8: talking about this. I missed it an affair.
Speaker 3: Okay, did you know Daniel Tosh?
Speaker 8: I never knew him, but yes, he is one of
Speaker 8: the more famous alum myrtles.
Speaker 3: What about Lauren Thompson? No, you know who that is,
Speaker 3: she's the golf girl on the golf channel.
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh wait, yes, so it's yes. So she's actually
Speaker 8: one of my sorty sisters, sister in law. I forget
Speaker 8: that that's her. Her married name is what I'm more
Speaker 8: familiar with. But yes, she's amazing, gorgeous, she's beautiful. So
Speaker 8: I was like, Thompson, that sounds so familiar. But I
Speaker 8: haven't called her that in years because, like I said,
Speaker 8: she's married to a friend of mine now. But yeah,
Speaker 8: she's amazing, and she's stunningly beautiful, and she is even
Speaker 8: nicer gorgeous.
Speaker 7: She got married in said, I'm going to change my
Speaker 7: name to Jim Brown.
Speaker 5: I think the last game.
Speaker 3: Thank you for forgeting about Yeah, that's true. Her maiden
Speaker 3: name is Jim Brown. She plays golf and lacrosse. Apparently
Speaker 3: little bricks. What my tackle fall?
Speaker 5: You need help?
Speaker 3: Aren't you glad? You came in? Always always okay, never
Speaker 3: had duplos. I went straight to legos.
Speaker 5: Let's not mess around with you.
Speaker 3: It's not about fancy. It's like, let's let's let's start
Speaker 3: on a little bit of a higher level here. Sauce.
Speaker 3: Sauce was a dup kid. You'll get their buddy Drew,
Speaker 3: but Tera was a former twin. That's right, Tackle fall
Speaker 3: isn't he isn't?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Oh man that guys like what seven eighth or something?
Speaker 3: They had build my customs shoes that you see. That's
Speaker 3: what a name? Uh Drew?
Speaker 4: But terror is he still one of the names that's
Speaker 4: floating around as a possible Twins manager?
Speaker 10: Is that?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: Therefore finalist? It's Sared Davis's.
Speaker 8: Two, Derek Shelton, Shelton, Jameson Yeah, she knows now I'm
Speaker 8: gonna forget James Rowson, Derek Shelton. Who's the oh Scott,
Speaker 8: and I forget the fourth?
Speaker 3: It's Cruse Oh sure, yeah, Terry Jeff Guy and Ryan Flattery,
Speaker 3: flex thing? Who else? Josh Pepperson.
Speaker 8: There that'll be interesting to see every day I'm in
Speaker 8: refresh and it'll.
Speaker 4: Be done by next week. When you're on the show.
Speaker 4: How many people do you tell, Hey, I'm going to
Speaker 4: be on the Power Trip today? Like do you tell
Speaker 4: friends and family? I wonder what they think of the
Speaker 4: last fifteen minutes.
Speaker 8: My parents came up to help me with my move,
Speaker 8: and my mom was up a couple of days before
Speaker 8: my dad was, and she wanted to listen to the show,
Speaker 8: and so we're actually watching back on the live stream
Speaker 8: on YouTube, and she was very confused the amount a question.
Speaker 8: She was asking, what are they talking about? What does
Speaker 8: that mean? You know, the little drop ins, the audio
Speaker 8: drop ins. She was like, who is that talking? Why
Speaker 8: did you guess? Mark Rosen for that question, I had
Speaker 8: to do a lot of explaining. I was like, you know,
Speaker 8: as time goes on, as I am here more often, mom,
Speaker 8: you'll get used to it goes off the rails.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Tristan Wade for five people, Tristan Wade. That sounds super familiar.
Speaker 4: But hang on, no, Tristan Wade, how do I know
Speaker 4: that name? Give me your hints, Tristan.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I don't know IF's the boy or girl,
Speaker 2: but I'm sure you have watched them at.
Speaker 3: Their craft craft Tristan Wade.
Speaker 5: They are into something. You're in poker.
Speaker 3: I don't know that name, World Series Poker, Poker, you're
Speaker 3: up twenty eleven. Yeah, I don't know that name.
Speaker 5: Oh, Corey, speaking of poker, my attention.
Speaker 7: I saw our guy when I was doing laps around
Speaker 7: Las Vegas on Friday that we saw it's worse. It's
Speaker 7: worse it he's wearing like Blaggio socks, just socks.
Speaker 5: It was real bad.
Speaker 3: He had nothing on but socks.
Speaker 7: I mean he had like a sweatsuit on that looked
Speaker 7: like it hadn't been washed in like a month, and
Speaker 7: he had Bolagio socks on.
Speaker 4: Here's this is a lesson for all gamblers looking at
Speaker 4: that room over there. What money won isn't money kept, right,
Speaker 4: So some of these guys won millions of dollars, that
Speaker 4: doesn't mean they kept it all.
Speaker 8: He was a yeah Marshall buy there you go. Yeah,
Speaker 8: he was there when I was there.
Speaker 2: A lot of football players, yeah, portals.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the biggest.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: Look at the amount of NFL players that went to
Speaker 2: your college.
Speaker 8: And we're getting there.
Speaker 3: So seventy thousand is absurd.
Speaker 8: It's insane.
Speaker 4: I went to the University of Minnesota, and I'll say this,
Speaker 4: like I never felt like it was a I know,
Speaker 4: I felt like I felt like it was work.
Speaker 3: Didn't feel like it was a college.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe that was just my experience.
Speaker 4: If I could go back and do it again, I
Speaker 4: would find a college town, much smaller school where you
Speaker 4: feel like you actually know people, because if you go
Speaker 4: to a school with seventy thousand people. The pros are
Speaker 4: you get to blend in, you don't? You can, you
Speaker 4: can do whatever you want. Not everybody knows you. In fact,
Speaker 4: almost no one is going to know you.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 3: I felt like I was just a number at the
Speaker 3: University of Minnesota.
Speaker 4: Yeah. But I didn't like dive in either, so that
Speaker 4: was my fault. I didn't like try to get into
Speaker 4: the I never went to spring jam. I wasn't going
Speaker 4: to frat parties like. I wasn't never dated anybody.
Speaker 3: I didn't engage women, right, That's that's my fault at all.
Speaker 3: Never lived in the dorms, so I didn't get to
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Yes, so I could maybe I could have just done
Speaker 4: the you differently, but huge schools.
Speaker 3: That's the downside is sometimes you are just a number.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Oh wow. Santa Samuel Sure and his wife
Speaker 1: a Sante Samuel what Yeah?
Speaker 6: That right?
Speaker 4: He took his name first and last, the whole thing
Speaker 4: all back. Sorry, seventies, too many seventies, that's a lot.
Speaker 8: It was, like I said, when I started, it was
Speaker 8: like thirty five thousand. But he had the Greek life
Speaker 8: definitely makes it feel smaller. And I was involved in
Speaker 8: a lot of other things on campus too, so that
Speaker 8: certainly helps. I know, I often think if I would
Speaker 8: do it again, if I would end up at UCF,
Speaker 8: I had the best college experience. So but I will
Speaker 8: say when I started working in sports, you know, my
Speaker 8: first full time job was in Huntsville, so even though
Speaker 8: it's Huntsville, we still covered everything Auburn and Alabama. The
Speaker 8: first college football game I covered was Iron Bowl, and
Speaker 8: I remember walking into Brand Denny Stadium just blown away.
Speaker 8: Because my first three years was my yeah, first three
Speaker 8: years at UCF, we didn't have a football stadium on campus,
Speaker 8: so we had to go downtown and it's that kind
Speaker 8: of stunk. But finally we did get the Bounce House
Speaker 8: as it's known now, and which totally changes your college
Speaker 8: experience when you can just walk to the football games.
Speaker 8: But just walking around, you know, Tuscaloosa on game day.
Speaker 3: Holy cow.
Speaker 8: I just sat there, like if I if I would
Speaker 8: have gone back and probably visited any of the SEC schools,
Speaker 8: it would have been hard to not go there.
Speaker 4: Yeap, What percentage of stereotypical Greek life things would you
Speaker 4: have to keep off the air, like is that pretty
Speaker 4: standard rush week or whatever the hell they call it.
Speaker 8: All that rush week is not terrible, especially for sororities.
Speaker 8: There's so many rules that you have to follow. Initiation
Speaker 8: has gotten so much better. I think some of the things. Actually,
Speaker 8: I know some of the things that we did during
Speaker 8: initiation would now be considered hazing, but they weren't anything bad.
Speaker 8: We would just make the pledges sit in a room
Speaker 8: and trying to remember. We would have them listen to
Speaker 8: the same song on repeat, and one was that I'm
Speaker 8: Blue or would be playing in the background, but they
Speaker 8: would be sitting there, you know. We would make them
Speaker 8: do projects like oh, draw me a picture of this,
Speaker 8: or just to kill time because the initiation process takes
Speaker 8: too basically.
Speaker 7: Like a.
Speaker 8: Yeah, just little things like that. But you can't even
Speaker 8: really do some of that stuff. I loved initiation.
Speaker 3: I thought it was fun.
Speaker 8: But back in the day, I won't say what sorority
Speaker 8: at UCF, but there's train tracks not too far from campus,
Speaker 8: and they used to blindfold the pledges and lay them
Speaker 8: on the train tracks, on the train tracks of the
Speaker 8: trains that weren't in you, so still the trains would
Speaker 8: come by. You would think that and they're blindfolded, right,
Speaker 8: so you hear the trains coming, you think that you're
Speaker 8: about to be hit, even though you're not. And then
Speaker 8: just as a train would come, they would pull the
Speaker 8: pledges up, take the blindfolds off, and that's how you
Speaker 8: figured out who your pledge mom or big sister was.
Speaker 8: That was back in like the eighties though, And that
Speaker 8: was not my story. That was another one on campus.
Speaker 9: Think of what some of those frats did, like back
Speaker 9: in the eighties and nineties. Lord, I mean there's kids
Speaker 9: that died from that stuff.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, Odro.
Speaker 4: The entire time you were talking about a group of
Speaker 4: girls doing craft projects listening to Aifels sixty five. Chris
Speaker 4: was just waiting for you to say what they were
Speaker 4: wearing while you were making him sit there, and you
Speaker 4: never got there.
Speaker 5: No, he was done. I was reading.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you were learning at college girls.
Speaker 1: Sure they all were wearing snowmobile suits and college girls
Speaker 1: on trains.
Speaker 8: Oh Jesus doing. I need to be careful, very careful.
Speaker 4: You want to be in the story, you gotta go
Speaker 4: to Michael's and knit me something. Wonder you hear what
Speaker 4: you gotta listen to?
Speaker 3: Yeah, excited. I like that I'm Blue song or whatever.
Speaker 3: That's It's going to be.
Speaker 8: Stuck in my head all day now that I've just
Speaker 8: said that.
Speaker 4: Man, that was a huge song. Yeah, but it was
Speaker 4: a gigantic deal. Didn't say it was good, great song, man.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the.
Speaker 2: Video of Justin Jefferson given J J.
Speaker 3: McCarthy, Mike and Ikes.
Speaker 5: Yeah the Wolves shows before. Oh yes, Mike and Ikes
Speaker 5: are great.
Speaker 3: This is they were at the Wolves game, not that
Speaker 3: orange and green.
Speaker 2: I haven't had Mike and Ikes for a long time,
Speaker 2: but I bathed.
Speaker 5: I threw some at you on Friday. When was that Friday?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Are Mike and Egs the ones that are like licorice? No,
Speaker 8: Mike and Eggs are a.
Speaker 3: Little breep experience. Good and plenty. That's like the little
Speaker 3: liquorice nickname in high school Sauce plenty. That was sports.
Speaker 4: We'll do headlines when we come back. Parker Foxes here,
Speaker 4: Mark Parrish, Audre Martin. This is the Power a morning
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Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: We're watching sixty minutes right now. They did a bit
Speaker 2: on him.
Speaker 3: Yea, it is golly ma. So how does he do this?
Speaker 3: I'm convinced this is a prestige trick, right, may really
Speaker 3: be a magic mind, because.
Speaker 4: The whole point of the prestige is if the audience
Speaker 4: truly knew it was magic, we'd be terrified, not amazed.
Speaker 3: Right, he's doing.
Speaker 4: Things I don't understand, Like I don't even know how
Speaker 4: to reverse engineer one step of it. It's like, because
Speaker 4: he's asking for people, like think of somebody you grew
Speaker 4: up with, anybody you want, and then he somehow pulls
Speaker 4: the name. It's like, that's not saying this isn't a
Speaker 4: sleight of hand trick and then he then he plays
Speaker 4: the whole I'm not reading minds, I'm reading people, which
Speaker 4: is exactly what you would say if you were actually
Speaker 4: reading minds. I don't think he's reading minds. I just
Speaker 4: don't have any effing clue how he's doing this. He's
Speaker 4: so incredible.
Speaker 9: One year for the Islanders are opening night kind of
Speaker 9: dinner for the team, the owners brought in like a
Speaker 9: mentalist guy like that, and it was mind blowing. I mean,
Speaker 9: he passed around a piece of paper and about five
Speaker 9: six different people would draw on it, just to draw
Speaker 9: a piece of whatever, whatever it was. So if it
Speaker 9: was a part of land, somebody would draw a tree,
Speaker 9: a sun, you know, whatever it would be, didn't matter.
Speaker 9: Nobody else knew what was going on except for those
Speaker 9: few people that drew drew on it, right, and at
Speaker 9: the end of it, you know, he's sitting there drawing
Speaker 9: at the same time. At the end of it, it's
Speaker 9: it's like an identical drawing.
Speaker 3: How do you how does that?
Speaker 9: And he said, like we of course we cornered him
Speaker 9: after all of us were like, how are you doing this?
Speaker 9: And it was he's like, well, he's like you know,
Speaker 9: he partially. It's kind of like you guys, you were
Speaker 9: bored with a gift and you kind of keep working
Speaker 9: on it, and you work hard on it. But he
Speaker 9: was kind of saying the same thing. He's like, you
Speaker 9: just learned how to read people really really well.
Speaker 3: I just but it's mind blowing.
Speaker 4: Has a new book out that's not showing you how
Speaker 4: to do the tricks, but he's just talking about get
Speaker 4: them out.
Speaker 3: That's about things it thoughts.
Speaker 5: That's what it's called.
Speaker 12: I just saw it.
Speaker 10: It's just it's wild, even like the like putting people
Speaker 10: in like a trance or like making them sleep, like
Speaker 10: I don't know, I just don't work.
Speaker 8: Not in person, but the clips, I'm just blown away.
Speaker 8: And then I sit there and I watch and try
Speaker 8: to figure out how he does it. And that's with
Speaker 8: any magician or any of those people. Are you trying
Speaker 8: to figure it out? No clue?
Speaker 4: And that's what and that's it's like when Jennifer Hudson
Speaker 4: didn't win American Idol, right, uh O's Pearlman did not
Speaker 4: win America's Got Talent. He probably lost to some jackass
Speaker 4: with a puppet, you know what I'm saying. And Howard
Speaker 4: Stern has said four years, because that was a year
Speaker 4: that Howard was a judge, and Howard's like no, I thought, oh,
Speaker 4: should have won the entire year.
Speaker 5: And he did not.
Speaker 4: He did not even win America's Got Talent, and I
Speaker 4: was I don't know who won that year, but I guarantee.
Speaker 3: He's a much bigger deal than anybody that he lost to.
Speaker 9: Happy a little bit too smart for the masses. I mean,
Speaker 9: people don't nderstand he didn't buy it or whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know how old this I longed this clip is,
Speaker 2: but this is the one he did with Russell Wilson,
Speaker 2: which is just incredible.
Speaker 11: Question for you is when I was young, I had
Speaker 11: a poster on my wall of someone and you're no
Speaker 11: way in hell you're gonna get this?
Speaker 12: He said, no way in hell. I didn't say those words.
Speaker 12: He said those words no way, which means there's no way.
Speaker 12: It was a football player. Also, notice the nervous twitching
Speaker 12: with the hands, hands here, hands here, always a female.
Speaker 12: Is it a female?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 8: O's pearlman went to work on him.
Speaker 12: I don't read minds. I read people. Here's what I
Speaker 12: want to do.
Speaker 9: Sorry, right, count the number of letters in the first name,
Speaker 9: just to yourself, not out loud, just to yourself.
Speaker 12: There's the tell you call an audible. He finished counting,
Speaker 12: and he looked up six letters, isn't it?
Speaker 3: It is six letters?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I know that, Russell. You're sitting there, sixth grade. You're
Speaker 12: looking up. She's looking back at you. She was tell
Speaker 12: us all, who was in that post?
Speaker 5: Or say it?
Speaker 2: That's what I had written on the beast paper. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: You're right, Corey, it is magic. It has to be
Speaker 2: somebody called Pearl. Or excuse me, Paul's zernd In a
Speaker 2: van trillick quist? Oh what hanging away?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 4: A then trillo quid. I've never heard of that. You've
Speaker 4: never heard of that word? I'm not, by the way,
Speaker 4: I can. This is one of my favorite things recently.
Speaker 4: Have you heard one of Sauce's news spots lately? Do
Speaker 4: you know what he's doing commercials for?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Milk, Milk milk. That that commercial makes me laugh so hard.
Speaker 3: He's also doing commercials for conversion vins and vander Belt University.
Speaker 5: Anyway, you guys can kiss and.
Speaker 3: Morrison, then Morrison, shut up, Vin Morrison. I wish my
Speaker 3: voice was okay, anyway, Parker looked it up.
Speaker 4: Did lose to a ventriloquist, which is just absolutely absurd.
Speaker 3: He got third place. A comedian got second. What's the
Speaker 3: comedian's name? Does it say? It does here? Drew Lynch?
Speaker 4: Oh, that dude's okay. That guy is hilarious. Is that
Speaker 4: the guy with the stutter? Yes, that guy's very very funny,
Speaker 4: and so that that one's fair but fair. Ventriloquist who
Speaker 4: gives a rats ask.
Speaker 10: Balsir and ventriloquist was the winner, okay? Drew Lynch second,
Speaker 10: Os Proman third, Drew is the real deal. Fourth place
Speaker 10: was a professional regurgitator.
Speaker 3: Wow, that can't be true. That year solid year though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, are you kidding?
Speaker 8: And gone on to be mega famous?
Speaker 3: Well didn't isn't we always see Washington? We were just
Speaker 3: in Vegas. That piff the dragon guys puff, isn't it?
Speaker 3: I think it's piff?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 5: I don't think p I f f Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is that it?
Speaker 3: Like the Flamingo? If the magic dragon? Is it flamingo?
Speaker 3: Or what does he does?
Speaker 5: He loved?
Speaker 3: Isn't it an ex caliber?
Speaker 4: What I think it's I think it's on the walk
Speaker 4: to the Venetians. So I think it's one in between
Speaker 4: playing Hollywood. He's not even in their top ten most
Speaker 4: famous winner.
Speaker 3: Who is it? Terry Faders, that's the Ventrila quists while
Speaker 3: he's in Vegas.
Speaker 5: Loves that.
Speaker 3: Jackie Evancho, Yeah, she.
Speaker 8: Was a young singer.
Speaker 3: Singer Lindsay Sterling violent incredible, She's outstanding. Darcy Lynn Farmer, she's.
Speaker 8: The young blonde Ventila.
Speaker 3: The resting. She is old now. Melissa Visor, Oh yes,
Speaker 3: she won America's Got Talents twenty ten.
Speaker 5: I had never heard that.
Speaker 4: I love Melissa. That's the monster I did not know.
Speaker 4: Franco magician. His brother Franko was a magician. He's also outstanding,
Speaker 4: the greatest voice of all time. Grace vander wall.
Speaker 3: A little longer, her music in the system. I don't
Speaker 3: know my name. Yeah she's but then she fell at
Speaker 3: the deep end and like, yeah, I don't know swim
Speaker 3: it's too bad. Yeah she could swim. Uh. Jaba Wonkey's Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know them.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: Mike Grim.
Speaker 10: Uh, some say magician shouldn't be allowed on a g T,
Speaker 10: but Mike Grim can't complain about that.
Speaker 3: Uh, all right, when a man loves a woman. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know. At least.
Speaker 10: I would have guessed the Texas Tenors is number ten
Speaker 10: and that sounds good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, crazy, Well, no proman, I would still say
Speaker 4: I don't know. I would say always is now probably
Speaker 4: the biggest name in that group has to be. He's
Speaker 4: in the conversation for biggest. He's awesome. Should I get
Speaker 4: his book?
Speaker 5: Should you read it? What's it called.
Speaker 4: I think it's called Read Your Mind. I think, uh,
Speaker 4: He's gonna be one of those bits where I get
Speaker 4: it and then I just throw it on the.
Speaker 3: Night stand. I should get the audio book. That's a goodoint.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't get the audio book. Mine turned into coasters
Speaker 3: on my nightstand exactly, even the George Carlin books right
Speaker 3: the show coasters, Ye love them all.
Speaker 2: Still coast boy.
Speaker 3: He saw as a puppet.
Speaker 5: He's being a ban troller vost.
Speaker 3: Now it's.
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Speaker 4: still here, I think he would have put solar panels
Speaker 4: on the playhouse. Oh yeah, solar panels. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 4: their name would have been, Panee or Panee or like
Speaker 4: roofy or.
Speaker 3: They call them roofy. They there was.
Speaker 4: A Flory in we at Pee's playhouse. That was Flor's
Speaker 4: actual name. Remember the floor that could talk? That, I
Speaker 4: mean they were on mushrooms for sure. All your hands out.
Speaker 4: The couch that could talk?
Speaker 5: Would?
Speaker 3: I mean Cherry Cherry? I think Cherry was a female.
Speaker 3: Not that it matters. I mean, if you're going to
Speaker 3: bang a couch, I don't think you care what gender
Speaker 3: it is is cher The gender of the couch was
Speaker 3: soft and comfy. It's just Cherry was a couch a chair.
Speaker 3: You said, couch.
Speaker 5: Not smart. You guys are pointed out fifteen times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hawk's really been on you this morning?
Speaker 5: Well yeah, well he's hoary.
Speaker 3: He's the only Lambert he's been on this morning.
Speaker 4: So now Auder's gonna have to explain to her parents
Speaker 4: why Chris wants to have in, Why why you was
Speaker 4: in the building?
Speaker 3: Law?
Speaker 4: You be cool? A man in Texas is accused of
Speaker 4: shooting his neighbor in the arm because the neighbor kept
Speaker 4: feeding her horse and was concerned that.
Speaker 3: It was getting too fat. He shot him. Those horses
Speaker 3: cost money.
Speaker 4: Kept feeding the horse, the horse was getting overweight, So
Speaker 4: a man in Texas shot her in the arm and said,
Speaker 4: stopped feeding my horse.
Speaker 3: You feel lucky to do. I guess that's next level.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Josa, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: A man allegedly stabbed two teenage boys with a metal
Speaker 4: fork and then tried to slap a crew member aboard
Speaker 4: a flight from Chicago to Germany last week, and the
Speaker 4: plane landed after being diverted, and the man was arrested.
Speaker 4: Stabbed two teenage boys with a metal fork and tried
Speaker 4: to slap a crew member.
Speaker 8: Geez, I almost feel like if you fly these days
Speaker 8: and nothing crazy happens on your flight, it's rare. I
Speaker 8: feel like that's all. Maybe it's the algorithm on my
Speaker 8: social media. It's like every day I'm seeing something else
Speaker 8: about some lunatic losing their minds.
Speaker 4: Frontier in your line classic, be honest, how many people
Speaker 4: here do their own taxes?
Speaker 3: Does anybody here do you do them?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 11: But not?
Speaker 8: I mean I use the software or whatever, turbot, but
Speaker 8: you don't have somebody do them for you?
Speaker 4: Probably should, okay, Parker, No, yes, no, Paris no, no,
Speaker 4: I want to even ask you taxes, Chris.
Speaker 3: We know Christ and Sauce are going to jail eventually.
Speaker 3: We know that. Relax, we are not.
Speaker 1: Do you using software counts as doing my own Yeah?
Speaker 3: That counts is filing your own taxes? Sure? Oh okay,
Speaker 3: then I guess and I are going to jail. They
Speaker 3: still be together for that.
Speaker 4: What do you think the average age is that a
Speaker 4: person stops doing their own taxes?
Speaker 3: Thirty five?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would have been That would be my guess.
Speaker 3: Thirty four, I'm gonna go thirty five, twenty who almost
Speaker 3: got it? Twenty nine.
Speaker 4: Average age they stop doing their own taxes is twenty
Speaker 4: nine years old.
Speaker 8: I'm way behind on.
Speaker 7: That, which probably means they have a little bit of cash.
Speaker 7: Then they just would rather pay.
Speaker 5: Somebody to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get lazy, get kids, and maybe you just have
Speaker 4: a lot of moving parks, right, it's more if I
Speaker 4: want to make sure I do this right, Yeah, so
Speaker 4: you pay somebody.
Speaker 3: Else to do it.
Speaker 4: M Dogs near the Chernobyl Nuclear site are turning blue.
Speaker 4: Like that song that your sorority had is sing.
Speaker 3: They're turning blue, You're turning violet, violet.
Speaker 4: We've heard a handful of companies do this, and now
Speaker 4: it sounds like McDonald's is the latest. The US government
Speaker 4: is phasing out pennies. So now McDonald's is rounding prices
Speaker 4: to the nearest five cents.
Speaker 3: I'm all for it. Who cares? I never I never understood,
Speaker 3: like the why everything was a dollar nine or.
Speaker 4: All psychological because it just makes it look like it's
Speaker 4: less than two bucks, which it is. But but now
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter. Let's just let's get rid of the penny. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what a waste of time.
Speaker 1: The gas price thing is the most absurd, I agree.
Speaker 1: Contents of a pressure too. What Yeah, it's two point.
Speaker 4: Oh, today's National Cat Day. The scene Chris Hockey is
Speaker 4: ustle here. All right, Audrey, this is gonna feel like
Speaker 4: I'm targeting you, but I'm not. According to a new report,
Speaker 4: what percentage of cat owners consider themselves to be their
Speaker 4: cat's mom or dad and often refer to their cats
Speaker 4: as their children.
Speaker 3: What percentage do you believe that you are your cat's mom?
Speaker 3: That sounds like a.
Speaker 8: Yes, I mean my mom sends me Mother's Day cards
Speaker 8: because I'm a.
Speaker 3: Cat mom, so she's a cat grandma.
Speaker 8: I we're cat people. I'm going to go eighty two percent.
Speaker 3: Oh man, just forty seven percent they are or dad.
Speaker 8: If you ask dog owners. I feel like dog owners
Speaker 8: are just as bad.
Speaker 3: I don't think they are.
Speaker 10: I don't percent of people actually like believe that though,
Speaker 10: Like I've just like wired their brain to think I'm
Speaker 10: its mother and not.
Speaker 3: Not just not just like say it. Yeah people don't
Speaker 3: have kids or whatnot.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, go ahead and do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have.
Speaker 4: I have a family member that used to when they
Speaker 4: would send cards, they would sign it for themselves and
Speaker 4: their cat. And as an adult, I just I know
Speaker 4: not to go signfeld on it. But I was like,
Speaker 4: the cat didn't buy it, the cat didn't sign the card, Like,
Speaker 4: none of this is from the cats. I know the
Speaker 4: cats in your house, but let's not sign the card
Speaker 4: from the cat care.
Speaker 3: Have you ever listed a cat as a dependent? Now, hey,
Speaker 3: w Cory, look to your left, pull.
Speaker 7: Your hands off the person that would sign the card
Speaker 7: for their cat and them.
Speaker 5: Would I know who you're talking about?
Speaker 3: Doubt sure?
Speaker 5: Out of respect?
Speaker 10: Respect, yeah, ninety percent of the time is just out
Speaker 10: of respect all respectful guy, airball?
Speaker 5: What are you watching? Basketball?
Speaker 3: Hairball?
Speaker 5: Okay, you guys don't care about me anymore I do.
Speaker 4: If you went on America's Got Talent, what would you
Speaker 4: try to do? I don't have any talents, but I mean,
Speaker 4: you're on the show. You got to do something. I
Speaker 4: would probably tell my jokes man, just got reeling.
Speaker 5: And they boo me off.
Speaker 3: Do that target bit Target? Yeah, you've ever been to
Speaker 3: Target for socks and left for Blu Ray on DVD? Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I hope you lose to the professional Regurgitator.
Speaker 3: No he's not. Yeah, Tommy, he missed home alone, buddy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what if you were on the season with Drew
Speaker 4: Lynch and the Regurgitator and neither one of them had
Speaker 4: that problem before they heard your set, that would be
Speaker 4: okay as long as they're laughing again Talent. If you
Speaker 4: don't know who Drew Lynch is, spend fifteen minutes today.
Speaker 4: He's really good. I didn't know he was on that
Speaker 4: show where that's where he got his start. But man,
Speaker 4: he's a He's a funny dude. Does he I want
Speaker 4: to is he come through into the Minneapolis ever.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's got a great YouTube channel where he
Speaker 1: like posts videos of things that happened at his shows,
Speaker 1: Like there was one just a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: at the Rosie Left Ready where some guy like had
Speaker 1: a heart attack in the crowd and they showed the
Speaker 1: people like saving his life and stuff.
Speaker 3: So there's some good stuff and.
Speaker 8: The can you imagine that being your situation though, if
Speaker 8: you're upon station that happens and then you still have
Speaker 8: to finish the show. The transition, the way that he
Speaker 8: kind of brought it back and continued was I thought
Speaker 8: pretty impressive.
Speaker 3: Incredible.
Speaker 2: Uh, driving too slowly on the highway is an epidemic
Speaker 2: coast to coast.
Speaker 3: There's a problem on the road all over the West coast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: here's that pre Tennis.
Speaker 6: Every state has a key right law for slower traffic.
Speaker 6: This is regardless of speed. The problem is the law
Speaker 6: has law enforcement, and that makes some drivers use risky
Speaker 6: behavior and frequently hand gestures to navigate around pokey Joe.
Speaker 6: According to the NTSB, the slow poke hardly ever gets
Speaker 6: a ticket, even though the behavior is illegal, because impeding
Speaker 6: traffic is harder to prove than speeding. I'm pre tennis.
Speaker 3: Pokey Joe poke show sounds like one A Trump's nicknames
Speaker 3: for Biden.
Speaker 2: Three lab monkeys remained on the loose after a truck
Speaker 2: from Two Lane University carrying them crashed on a highway
Speaker 2: in soud of the Mississippi. The Jasper County Sheriff's departments
Speaker 2: had a number of the monkeys were destroyed after law
Speaker 2: enforcement was told they were dangerous. Police were initially told
Speaker 2: they were carrying heptitis, sea herpes and COVID.
Speaker 5: What that was when you were in rock now?
Speaker 3: However, Two Lane has since said they were not infectious,
Speaker 3: so they just killed them. Anyway, Well, they were destroyed, yeah,
Speaker 3: talking wow.
Speaker 2: A new study shows about four and ten US adults
Speaker 2: admit to driving drowsy. So I'm gonna get fired now,
Speaker 2: thanks pre Tennis. Yeah, anyway, there was a news report
Speaker 2: attached to that. But now I'm I got I owe
Speaker 2: somebody seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: What song was that?
Speaker 3: I'm so tired by the Beatles? Do you guys?
Speaker 4: Do you guys know anybody that's ever fallen asleep at
Speaker 4: the wheel and crashed?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. Friend of mine in high school.
Speaker 2: I told, I told the police officers and my mom
Speaker 2: and dad that I swerved to a deer. But I
Speaker 2: fell asleep and I.
Speaker 5: Woke up and a whoa wow, did you survive?
Speaker 3: He's dead.
Speaker 4: My college friend Brent hit a tree falling asleep. This
Speaker 4: is not a sign field bit or something. Hit a
Speaker 4: tree survived.
Speaker 3: I did not crash, but I did the first part. Yikes,
Speaker 3: hit a tree road.
Speaker 5: I wasn't even in a car. I fell on the ice.
Speaker 3: I dreamt that I was driving, realized I was dreaming,
Speaker 3: and then I woke up. Holy balls, that was That's sweet.
Speaker 9: I've had like the quick kind of doze off once
Speaker 9: and all of a sudden in the other lane.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it's time to go home. And you
Speaker 4: didn't even signal well over a slow poke or pokey
Speaker 4: fall asleep at the wheel.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't.
Speaker 8: If I get even remotely close, I pull over and
Speaker 8: just take a nap. I'm an epic car napper. Just
Speaker 8: sleep in a gas station parking.
Speaker 3: List, Christy, what you're done.
Speaker 5: The window? Want Hey Joe?
Speaker 3: Maybe Biden's in the gas station too.
Speaker 11: You never know.
Speaker 3: Here's the final story of the day is for you.
Speaker 2: Rodre a long lost cat is back with its family
Speaker 2: in Virginia after it was gone for fifteen years. Holy cow, Nope,
Speaker 2: cat Flora just a cat off during your family's moved
Speaker 2: to a new apartment. The cat had been outfitted with
Speaker 2: micro chip. Flora showed up at the Fairfax Animal Shelter
Speaker 2: last week where text scanned the chip tracked down the
Speaker 2: odors and they were like, we don't want that thing.
Speaker 3: No mo Yeah, just kidding, but yeah they fifteen years later.
Speaker 3: There's no way that's the same. Somebody's franking them. Definitely,
Speaker 3: that's crazy. At your trips. No, thanks, I don't know
Speaker 3: that one sore you go, cat mom, cat Dad. Well,
Speaker 3: we got to the end of the show. We survived.
Speaker 3: We did it my voice.
Speaker 5: That was great.
Speaker 3: Mission accomplished. Good job, everybody was it tomorrow?
Speaker 2: A lot of football man Ben and Fargo and Tomas
Speaker 2: Jonathan Grenard and Tom post show.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, let's go get ready for the weekend Paris
Speaker 4: on Friday for initials.
Speaker 3: We will see you on Friday, Parker. You next Wednesday?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Audra?
Speaker 3: What when can people watch you next? What are you
Speaker 3: doing next?
Speaker 1: Knows?
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 5: Appearance?
Speaker 3: See at the Quick trip.
Speaker 8: Yet come find me in your local parking lot. Taking
Speaker 8: a nap.
Speaker 4: Nine to noon is next. We're back tomorrow five thirty
Speaker 4: to nine. See then, everybody but itfy day that I'd
Speaker 4: be