Speaker 1: It's Mojoe in the morning.
Speaker 2: I just got the official first text of the morning
Speaker 2: from my son in East Lancing at Michigan State University.
Speaker 2: I begged him, I said, come home, and he's like, Dad,
Speaker 2: he actually has a Friday class. And it's funny because
Speaker 2: all of these people are telling me, like, yeah, their
Speaker 2: kid's got virtual Luke's got no, he says, he goes no,
Speaker 2: and he says, also, they want to go out and
Speaker 2: party this weekend. They want to hang out at the
Speaker 2: bars and go to Harper's and stuff like that. I
Speaker 2: guess Harper's is doing some kind of like a cold
Speaker 2: night or something. But the current temperature in East Lansing
Speaker 2: minus five degrees with A says feels like temperature a
Speaker 2: minus twenty right now.
Speaker 1: Is not going outside.
Speaker 2: And the funniest thing about it being this cold is
Speaker 2: in a college town like East Lansing, they will be
Speaker 2: lined up outside of the bar and the girls will
Speaker 2: have their fit on. They will they will not be
Speaker 2: they will not be wearing a coat, and they will
Speaker 2: have the like next to nothing clothes on. That's there, Anna,
Speaker 2: What is up with women in their smartness changes over time?
Speaker 1: Oh, don't get cold, No girls well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess in the words of Cardi, the when
Speaker 2: girls are in middle school, they are the smart ones
Speaker 2: that do go to school with a coat.
Speaker 1: The boys don't. Correct.
Speaker 2: But then when they get to college and they're hanging
Speaker 2: out in front of college bars, the boys have the
Speaker 2: coats on and the girls have no coats on.
Speaker 3: I don't even know that guys have coats on. It
Speaker 3: is such a pain in the butt to have your
Speaker 3: coat with you in a bar or a club and
Speaker 3: have to carry it around with you.
Speaker 1: And you're not paying for coaches. There's nowhere to set
Speaker 1: it down.
Speaker 2: The funny thing is so shannon with the boys that
Speaker 2: do have them, because the boys are the only ones
Speaker 2: that do have them, and you're right, some don't. Luke's
Speaker 2: smart enough at least he'll have it. And then I'll
Speaker 2: look at Luke and I'll see his girlfriend Riley standing
Speaker 2: next to him with no coat on, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: will you be a gentleman and give a freaking coach.
Speaker 3: But even with the coat that Luke wears, I guarantee
Speaker 3: it's not his big puffy winter coat. He's probably just
Speaker 3: like throwing on a jacket.
Speaker 2: He'll come home, you know, and he'll he'll wear like
Speaker 2: his brother's coat that's in the coat closet and he'll
Speaker 2: grab his brother's like really nice winter you know, Canada
Speaker 2: goose or north Face, and he'll wear it and he'll go,
Speaker 2: this is great. And I'll say, well, why don't you
Speaker 2: take it up to college with you? I don't need it,
Speaker 2: you know, And then I'll just wear his Travis Scott
Speaker 2: sweatshirt or something.
Speaker 1: When he walks the classes.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a warm coat.
Speaker 1: I don't think he walks the classes. I think he
Speaker 1: gets parking tickets driving. Oh he does. Chelsea open up.
Speaker 2: The mail the other day and there were probably five
Speaker 2: parking tickets.
Speaker 3: We got a bunch too, and they were red. Ye're
Speaker 3: on red paper, which is never good.
Speaker 2: So is this going to be the case with Wes
Speaker 2: and myself. We're going to go up in our own
Speaker 2: cars and our cars are going to get booted because
Speaker 2: our sons got us tickets A four four Mojo Live.
Speaker 2: You know what, you know what I want to talk about,
Speaker 2: I'm going to I want to talk about it being
Speaker 2: so cold. Would you stand out in a line at
Speaker 2: a bar in your outfit, in your bar fit, or
Speaker 2: would you just dress warm, Like if you're going to
Speaker 2: go out this weekend, which I hope nobody goes, right,
Speaker 2: not even going out seriously, like I don't even think.
Speaker 2: I hate to say it, but there's going to be
Speaker 2: events and stuff that are happening in town. I don't
Speaker 2: understand why anybody would want to walk from a parking
Speaker 2: garage to whatever they're going to.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something? A lot of stuff in
Speaker 3: town got canceled. Yeah, I'll do that in traffic and weather,
Speaker 3: just locally, but yeah, a lot of the bigger events
Speaker 3: got canceled.
Speaker 1: Liz, what's going on?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: I just wanted to say, Mojos that you are wrong
Speaker 5: because those middle school girls do not.
Speaker 6: Wear coats either.
Speaker 2: Is it true?
Speaker 7: It's so true.
Speaker 5: My fourteen year old, I have a twelve year old
Speaker 5: and a fourteen year old. Neither of them wear coats.
Speaker 5: The fourteen year old girls, I just took them ice
Speaker 5: skating in Royal Oaka on Sunday, no coats and like
Speaker 5: freezing cold, and they just don't do it. Or they'll
Speaker 5: these little parties or go to their friend's houses and
Speaker 5: little dresses and no coats.
Speaker 1: They think that they don't look cute and coats you
Speaker 1: know what it is.
Speaker 5: They don't want to be bothered by it. I think, yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know. I beg them, I beg them and
Speaker 5: no coats.
Speaker 2: I never can understand the whole I'm not going to
Speaker 2: wear a coat thing. And it used to drive me
Speaker 2: crazy that at the end of the school year, usually
Speaker 2: like June, we would get a call from the teacher
Speaker 2: that they were housing our coats and we'd get like
Speaker 2: four coats back at the end of the school year
Speaker 2: after we bought all these damn coats. I write your
Speaker 2: name and Alexa talk to what's going on?
Speaker 7: Not much? How are you guys?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Every time I have a listener with the name Alexa,
Speaker 2: it messes people up that are listening to us on
Speaker 2: the alexas what's happening?
Speaker 8: I'm og Alexa though.
Speaker 4: So Yeah, Anyway, I went to Michigan State graduated in
Speaker 4: twenty twelve and they closed I think one time when
Speaker 4: I was there and it was like an ice storm,
Speaker 4: so like they never do and it's always freezing and
Speaker 4: it's like the biggest campus ever.
Speaker 1: So like I have to ask this question.
Speaker 2: My buddy, uh Paul Klem said to me that his
Speaker 2: son Nico was going to visit his girlfriend, and Nico
Speaker 2: was leaving because his classes were virtual or whatever. And
Speaker 2: I said to Luke, Luke, why do you not come home,
Speaker 2: like come home and sleep in your nice bed and
Speaker 2: all this stuff and do your virtual classes. He's like,
Speaker 2: I don't have virtual classes? Is Nico lying to his parents?
Speaker 8: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: You can do some online classes at State, but most
Speaker 4: of them, yeah you can.
Speaker 7: I've done a couple.
Speaker 2: Luke says that its bs because looks like we don't
Speaker 2: have any virtual We have to show up the classes.
Speaker 1: And you're right.
Speaker 2: Michigan State is one of the biggest campuses in the
Speaker 2: country as far as you know square feet is concerned.
Speaker 2: And the classes are never close to each other. And
Speaker 2: it's freezing on that campus.
Speaker 8: Oh it's freezing and it's so flat, so it's so windy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, oh horrible, and it takes forever to walk anywhere,
Speaker 4: and forget about the buses, especially during the winter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bad. H Well, thank you, og Alexa. We
Speaker 2: appreciate you. Samantha. What's up, Samantha.
Speaker 5: Good morning's.
Speaker 8: Experience.
Speaker 5: The ladies can be half naked in this weather because
Speaker 5: they already have the liquor in their system keeping them warm.
Speaker 7: It does.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like people that go to outdoors football
Speaker 2: games in really really cold weather.
Speaker 1: You're already nah, You're.
Speaker 8: Like, so you're already warm.
Speaker 2: My brother went to the Bears game last week and
Speaker 2: he had no hat on, no gloves on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The guys would be out there with
Speaker 1: no shirt. I don't know what they're going through in life.
Speaker 1: I think that those.
Speaker 2: Are the those are the guys that you hope that
Speaker 2: the weather is so cold it makes them sterile because
Speaker 2: you don't want them reproducing, right.
Speaker 1: Do you want to have a baby shirt off Guynna? No,
Speaker 1: I don't. He has a level of commitment that most
Speaker 1: guys don't though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he'll be a good dad. He'll bring his
Speaker 2: kid to the game with no going on. What's going on, Brittany, Hi?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I mean we have Winterest this weekend and Grand Haven
Speaker 8: and we are just going to wear our snowpants to
Speaker 8: the bar.
Speaker 1: And it didn't get canceled.
Speaker 8: Huh No, because there's some us we don't have any
Speaker 8: snow and we have like the cardboard sled race and
Speaker 8: it's an all day thing. So it's I mean, we're
Speaker 8: gonna take the weather that we get.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like these people who tell me that they're going
Speaker 2: up north to go snowmobiling in minus thirty five degree weather,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you wouldn't see my ass on a
Speaker 2: snowmobile at twenty degrees, let alone minus. It's not so
Speaker 2: they say they're not cold. They say that those snowmobile
Speaker 2: suits keep them warm. What's up, Taylor?
Speaker 6: So when I was pulling out my college applications, I
Speaker 6: was planning on going to northern Michigan up in the
Speaker 6: Upper Peninsula. I'm Marquette And in the college application it
Speaker 6: actually pretty warns you that they don't close the school
Speaker 6: when it's cold or there's a lot of snow unless
Speaker 6: it's absolute extreme like weather. Like, plan to go to
Speaker 6: your classes no matter the weather.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you end up going to Market?
Speaker 7: Absolutely not. I can't do.
Speaker 1: Then you're around deal breaker. Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 6: I did get accepted, but I didn't end up going there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thank you for the call.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it doesn't have to be wild, like that's
Speaker 3: your every day norm.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Alex. What's up.
Speaker 7: The first time?
Speaker 4: Long time? Yeah?
Speaker 8: So we would go as a big raver back in
Speaker 8: the day.
Speaker 2: But we would go, you know, to all the spots
Speaker 2: and betray and.
Speaker 9: I would wear the track pants with the buttons down
Speaker 9: the side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when we get in there, like basketball, just
Speaker 1: leave them there? Would you ditch them?
Speaker 3: Or would you get them on the.
Speaker 1: Way out corner somewhere?
Speaker 8: Leslie long time.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 9: I went to Michigan State, but I was a senior
Speaker 9: during COVID, So when all the bars in side were closed,
Speaker 9: Harper's would always host events where you would have to
Speaker 9: sit outside and we would all bundle up in our
Speaker 9: snow pants in the middle of winter. So I feel
Speaker 9: like that's what everyone need to be doing this weekend.
Speaker 2: You got to have a lot of alcohol at Harper's
Speaker 2: to be warned.
Speaker 7: You have a picture and you're good to go.
Speaker 8: You can't miss a bar night.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 2: Did you see the follow barstool Michigan State barstool Instagram
Speaker 2: account And my favorite post was like a week and
Speaker 2: a half ago the person walking across the street in
Speaker 2: the snow wearing the slides on with Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: one of my favorite pictures.
Speaker 7: The one is on with us radio.
Speaker 1: You are right now, You're on the radio what's up?
Speaker 1: Duan's mo Joe in the morning.
Speaker 10: Hey, good morning guys. Well Kate yesterday and she says
Speaker 10: that she has in person classes. They have no virtual
Speaker 10: classes for her.
Speaker 2: I told you, I'm telling you my friend's son is
Speaker 2: lying to his parents about this. There is not a
Speaker 2: chance that you know, like, if anybody is not going
Speaker 2: to go to class, it's my son, Luke, you know.
Speaker 10: To say virtual or some like her professor. She has
Speaker 10: to go in. He's actually on the cheerleading team and
Speaker 10: they still have practice today.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, I'm telling you the I said to Luke,
Speaker 2: I go, Luke, why do you not just skip class?
Speaker 2: And he goes, Dad, I'm preparing for spring break. I said,
Speaker 2: what do you mean your preparing? He goes, I'm preparing
Speaker 2: for long weeks of hangovers. He's saving his days so
Speaker 2: that he doesn't have to show up. He's doing a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks. Molly, what's up, Molly? H'm Molly or Lindsay.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Lindsay, wrong person. Hi, I'm Lindsay.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 7: Well, I was gonna comment on middle school kids or
Speaker 7: middical girls wearing coats. Those girls do not with their
Speaker 7: coats either.
Speaker 1: How do you know this.
Speaker 7: I'm a junior high teacher. That's a question your high.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, why are you calling us today? Aren't you
Speaker 1: off from school?
Speaker 7: Of course I am, but I'm on my way to
Speaker 7: uh drawn off at daycare?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, sweet, so you're gonna still take him to
Speaker 2: daycare even though you're not working.
Speaker 7: Of course I am. You have no idea how I'm
Speaker 7: what I'm about to get down today?
Speaker 1: I know what I get it. All right, we'll have.
Speaker 7: I'm going to do the laundry.
Speaker 1: Great, all right, I'm not judging. Thank you for the call.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you. You Bye.