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Speaker 8: Tick it?

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Speaker 6: Tom dam put you one time ticket?

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Speaker 7: What Allen Cox?

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Speaker 2: All right, Hey, what's going on? Everybody? Good afternoon reading?

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Speaker 2: How are you welcome? Welcome? This is the point in

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Speaker 2: every afternoon where I take everything that I've spun, that

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Speaker 2: I've written, that I've surmised, and then I foist it

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Speaker 2: onto an unsuspecting well not an unsuspecting public, a very

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Speaker 2: suspecting public. They're here's what they expect. O. Hey, my

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Speaker 2: name is Alan Cox. Welcome Rob Anthony is here too,

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Speaker 2: so big, big plans today here at iHeart Cleveland. We've

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Speaker 2: been talking about it for the better part of ten days.

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Speaker 2: Today is that big iHeart Halloween party out there in

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Speaker 2: our suite. And you saw all the preparations for today.

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Speaker 2: The lights have been dimmed out there, all the salespeople

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Speaker 2: at their desks. They have buckets of candy, a lot

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Speaker 2: of food in the kitchen. I am here for the snacks.

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Speaker 2: I will say that there's a Speederman cake there in

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Speaker 2: the kitchen. Have you seen there's tables set up out there,

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Speaker 2: because obviously this is kid centric, and so there's tables

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Speaker 2: I can only assume will be fun the games, Oh fun,

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Speaker 2: And it begins in a couple of hours, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you would think it began at eight thirty this

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Speaker 2: They got to prepare Rob, They've got to prepare critically important.

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Speaker 2: I have walked past Joyann Reardon's desk at least twice

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Speaker 2: and snaked mounds out of her plastic pumpkin because at

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Speaker 2: that time I did not feel like a nut, and

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Speaker 2: so I grabbed a mounds that and that's all that

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Speaker 2: There were no almond joys to be had. Were the

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Speaker 2: that's awesome. There are walking through that. There are thin streamers.

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Speaker 2: You feel like you're going to the back room where

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Speaker 2: they sell the porno back in the day. There are

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Speaker 2: green and orange and silver Halloween streamers that are hanging

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Speaker 2: in the doorway to the kitchen. So when we pass

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Speaker 2: from the main suite into the kitchen, and then of

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Speaker 2: course you go in there and the big reveal is

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Speaker 2: there's like rows of snacks, there's there's sodas and chips

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Speaker 2: and like I said, there's a big I don't know

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Speaker 2: if you opened the cover of the cake. Nothing's been

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Speaker 2: I say Speederman because I think he's it just sounds

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Speaker 2: more efficient. I got you now. Yeah, however, none of

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Speaker 2: it's been eaten. I did grab a bag of Frido's earlier. Again,

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't say not for me. I think it's for everybody.

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Speaker 2: But again, this party is obviously kit centric, and you

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Speaker 2: know I heard from d Rock who is one of

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Speaker 2: El Paso on the iHeart radio app and he's like, Alan,

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Speaker 2: all these kids are gonna remind Rob of his daughter

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Speaker 2: softy about it. He's gonna come around on this thing

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Speaker 2: and he's gonna be a big ol' softy about it.

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Speaker 1: He's part right, He's not horribly wrong. The only thing

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Speaker 1: I can say is that I did go buy some candy.

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Speaker 1: I went next door to our CVS and I purchased

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Speaker 2: We got an email that the owner of BA Sweeties

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Speaker 2: and I haven't been over there. You know, they have

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Speaker 2: So we'll see if this guy walks in with a

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Speaker 2: I went, Uh, I bought. Did you know how expensive

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Speaker 2: Inflation is no more, That's why everything's more expensive.

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Speaker 1: A box a variety bag of candy was thirty six dollars. Basually,

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Speaker 1: I shot some videos so people didn't think I was lying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they had to buy one. Get one for a

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Speaker 2: Right next door one. Yeah, there it is a blue

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Speaker 2: the hell's a blue pumpkin?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing with it? And I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. This is what they sold at the ghetto

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Speaker 1: CVS next to it. Well, no, we tell you no.

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Speaker 1: You know what those are though. People put out blue

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Speaker 1: pumpkins for like kids with there's an autistic kid in

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Speaker 2: Oh well, so there's a there's a specific meaning to

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Speaker 2: the I think I'm pretty sure now the upside down

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Speaker 2: see that on the stoop, that means they're part of

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Speaker 2: So I think that does mean So you think they.

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Speaker 1: Would tell you that because they would three dollar plastic pumpkin.

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Speaker 1: thought it would be visually funny. Yeah, they don't sell

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Speaker 1: them at this CVS. They said they only carry those

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Speaker 2: That's it isn't just the same size as ever, this

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Speaker 1: That's what the guy said. He's like, we don't carry

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Speaker 1: So I filled it with kit kats and twigs.

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Speaker 2: You think that guy has ever in his entire career

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Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, sir, and he said, yes, and

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Speaker 1: I said that where would I find the bedpans? And

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Speaker 1: we don't carry those. And I just went, oh, that's

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Speaker 2: And they turn on a walk away fast. Yeah, oh golly,

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Speaker 2: I really needed one before I got on the bus.

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Speaker 2: Where are your buckets in that case? All right? So

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Speaker 2: I did. I did let my.

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Speaker 1: Softy side, I guess, kick in a little bit, and

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Speaker 1: I felt like I should participate. So I did buy

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Speaker 1: some candy. That's going to be the extent of it,

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Speaker 1: because the rest of everything that I've seen so far

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Speaker 1: today has irked me to biblical levels.

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Speaker 2: And I think that they got it covered, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, Like they've got it covered. It's not

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Speaker 1: No, literally not, I've not And I also will not

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Speaker 1: take out of spite. I will take nothing. I will

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Speaker 1: take not a free bag of potato chips. I will

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Speaker 1: take a nothing of the cake.

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Speaker 2: I've already eat candy, I've already crossed that rubicon. Absolutely

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Speaker 2: eat my share. Out of spite to myself, I will

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Speaker 2: do nothing. I've had two mounds from Joanne's pumpkin, and

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Speaker 2: I took a bag of the little bag of the

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Speaker 2: I think I said Freedo's, but I took a little

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Speaker 2: bag of like the classic Yellow Lays, just potato chips,

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Speaker 1: I think what I'm gonna do during this I think

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Speaker 1: I'm going to I haven't come up with a costume

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Speaker 1: idea yet. I think I'm just gonna walk around and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to look at everything that we spent actual

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Speaker 1: money on, and then I'm gonna look at everything we

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Speaker 1: spent actual time on and calculate that up and come

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Speaker 1: up with a grand total of wasted funds versus company resources.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna be nice guy who's gonna be like

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Speaker 2: what we've lost in productivity. I am gonna go. That's it.

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Speaker 2: That's my costume. I see.

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Speaker 1: I'm going as an iHeart company audit. That's what I Yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I will come up with a grand total of waste

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Speaker 1: of time and resource on this company over the last

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Speaker 1: two goddamn weeks for a Halloween party for four kids.

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Speaker 2: By the way, it's going to be so good. I

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Speaker 2: kind of took your advice. This morning on I walked

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Speaker 2: into Hotchkiss's office and yelled at him about the phone screener?

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Speaker 2: Did you really?

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Speaker 2: What did he do?

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know you didn't you don't have a

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Speaker 2: phone screener? Exactly what? I Yes, of course, that's that's

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Speaker 2: my first of all, because and this is why I

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Speaker 2: brand for me, I know. So he was like deer

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Speaker 2: in the headlights and I was talking to him, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I really want to get this done,

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Speaker 1: See I threw like the little jab last week. He

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, shows been sounding good. You've been good

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Speaker 1: on the show. And I said, imagine how good I

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Speaker 1: could be if I didn't have to stop dance with

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Speaker 1: the phone every thirty seconds. And he was just like

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Speaker 1: it moved on. But see if you say it like that,

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Speaker 1: there's no getting out of it, and then.

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Speaker 2: They'll give you the I didn't even that's still a thing.

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Speaker 2: Well wait, you haven't. We haven't filled that yet. But

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Speaker 2: but I wasn't looking for any explanation. I kind of

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Speaker 2: what I said. Yes, I want to just make myself

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Speaker 1: Look into it. Let me, let me let me you

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Speaker 1: know what, Alan, I'll personally look into that. He pretended

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Speaker 1: to write something down awesome. I don't know what it was.

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Speaker 2: He might have written down by blue pumpkin and bedpan

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Speaker 2: next door at CVS text Kennedy make it his problem,

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Speaker 2: so I don't know. Anyway, I made it very very

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Speaker 2: clear what I wanted and then we'll go from there.

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Speaker 1: So then they're gonna love when I come up with

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Speaker 1: this grand total thing over the show today, when I'm

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Speaker 1: my Halloween costume being an iHeart company on it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to find an iHeart logo. Oh, this

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Speaker 2: is going to rob Where are you going to find

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Speaker 2: an iHeart logo around here?

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Speaker 1: He'll one of those giant sticky buttholes off the wall

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Speaker 1: and slap it onto my hat.

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Speaker 2: A Blue Jays World Series championship would be karmick justice,

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Speaker 2: that I have four billion MMS t shirts. But that's

431
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Speaker 2: different than at least as far as I'm concerned, they

432
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 2: never even bothered with iHeart merch for me. Well, you

433
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 2: know what they should do is they should they should

434
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Speaker 2: get rid of the second most iconic logo in Cleveland

435
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 2: next to Chief Wahoo for a shield. What a brilliant

436
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 2: idea that happens. Well, sometimes it's changed for change's sake.

437
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 2: I'd only been here for like a year and a

438
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 2: half when they did that, and I was like, Okay,

439
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,400
Speaker 2: I have an idea. Listen, I don't run that thing

440
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Speaker 2: up the buzzard. That's good. Yeah, brilliant, fantastic idea. Well,

441
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 2: but you can't miss something if it doesn't go away, Rob,

442
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 2: So I think I like to chalk it up to

443
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,719
Speaker 2: part of a grand strategy. Okay, Yeah, he came back

444
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 2: pretty quick, didn't He sure did. Alan Mario Lopez's instructions

445
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 2: are getting me into trouble. I've been going to schools

446
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 2: and asking kids if they're doing okay and if they

447
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 2: like to come sit in my car and talk about it.

448
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, it's not being appreciated by the parents,

449
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 2: cops and teachers out here. All right, we played that

450
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 2: Mario Lopez. If you listen on the app, you might

451
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 2: be hearing that Mario Lopez ad a lot. It also

452
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 2: reinforces how infrequently they update PSAs, because he's like, hey,

453
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 2: it's back to school time. Yeah, you know, it's almost Thanksgiving.

454
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Speaker 2: But the reason we were playing it was funny. It

455
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Speaker 2: brought to my attention because I don't really listen on

456
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 2: the app, so I hadn't heard it. People were like, yeah,

457
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 2: he does a real hard pivot from Hale, it's up

458
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 2: to don't let your kids get human trafficked. Hey, what's

459
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 2: up a smart Lopez?

460
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Speaker 12: Back to schools an exciting time, but it can also

461
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Speaker 12: be overwhelming and kids may feel isolated vulnerability that human

462
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Speaker 12: traffickers can exploit.

463
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Speaker 2: Hell, so don't let your kid get pulled on the

464
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Speaker 2: back of a box truck.

465
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Speaker 1: Take it from Ice Slater hitting the brakes hard. Yeah,

466
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Speaker 1: good for them.

467
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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up a smart Lopez?

468
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Speaker 12: Back to schools an exciting time, but it can also

469
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Speaker 12: be overwhelming in kids.

470
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Speaker 2: And why him?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

472
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 2: Because he's still so closely associated with Saved by the Bell.

473
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Speaker 2: They're like, hey, here's a guy who was on a

474
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Speaker 2: show about school forty years ago.

475
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Speaker 1: Oh, he's one of those one of the iHeart celebrity guys.

476
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Speaker 1: But I'm paying them, so they may as well just

477
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Speaker 1: make him read stuff he's recognizable.

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Speaker 2: Is that true? I would imagine. I just figured that

479
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 2: there's maybe a more contemporary I mean, I guess you're

480
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 2: you're playing to the audience who's listening, not the you're

481
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 2: talking about kids, but it's not. This isn't airing on

482
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Speaker 2: like kids stations, right.

483
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that literally sounds like it could be a commercial

484
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Speaker 1: for lunchables in the beginning, you know what I mean,

485
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: that's why back to school time and everybody lovess to

486
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Speaker 1: build their own party pizza.

487
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Speaker 2: What do you liket better?

488
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Speaker 1: Uh, grape jelly and crossables are not getting turned out

489
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Speaker 1: for human trafficking.

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Speaker 5: Kids.

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Speaker 2: What if you find yourself in the back of a

492
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Speaker 2: box truck and they kept dropping in gogurts.

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Speaker 1: Hey, super excited to get you back to school? You

494
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Speaker 1: know what, you gotta watch out for people in advance.

495
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Speaker 2: Ah, they come at you of the paying fluffy handcuffs.

496
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Speaker 2: Ronny on the way, scream for an adult. Unreal. There's

497
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Speaker 2: also a big bucket of these all the party snacks

498
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Speaker 2: in the kitchen. You know they've got there's waters. Yeah,

499
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Speaker 2: there's cans of coke water and they've got like a

500
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Speaker 2: little bucket there of Caprice sons. Caprice sound I am

501
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Speaker 2: not too good. Let me be very clear. It's Caprice

502
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 2: is just sugar water. But I am not. I didn't

503
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Speaker 2: grow up. I wasn't allowed to have them as a kid.

504
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Speaker 2: But I am not too good for an occasional Caprice Son.

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Speaker 2: If it's right there, I'll I'll pop up. I will

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Speaker 2: poke a straw hole in a bag, Rob.

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Speaker 1: Is that what does it for you? And I will

508
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Speaker 1: suck the poking of the the opening technique.

509
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's okay, it's fine. I like the shotgun.

510
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: I poke it right through the bottom. Yeah. Yeah, because

511
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Speaker 2: a lot of those Caprice Sons, and and also that's

512
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Speaker 2: where your brain kind of freaks out, is a lot

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Speaker 2: of the Caprice son they're clear. You know, we've talked

514
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 2: about clear sodas before, and it throws people off because

515
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Speaker 2: you think you're drinking something that's gonna look like a

516
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 2: coke have that caramel color. But most sodas now, especially

517
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Speaker 2: ones that they're purporting to be healthy, they're all clear.

518
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what the flavor is. They're all clear.

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00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: Throw some people off and everything looks like spright. Yeah, well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just forgot.

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00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask yeah, okay, yeah, I was gonna

522
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Speaker 1: ask you something about the Caprice Sons thing.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, no, that's I poked the bag it'll come

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Speaker 2: back to. Yeah, okay, I don't mind the straw.

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Speaker 1: But again, Caprice Sons I think rolled out when I

526
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: was probably in junior high and we didn't get that

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Speaker 1: kind of stuff in my house.

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Speaker 2: We didn't get Caprice sons or be you know, my

529
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 2: upbringing with food is well documented on this show.

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Speaker 8: Right.

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Speaker 2: We got my glasses insid the syrup. We didn't get

532
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: sugar gum, all that stuff, so we didn't get Caprice sons.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I had my first Caprice son until

534
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Speaker 2: I was probably like in high school.

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Speaker 1: We didn't get them because there was just no money

536
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Speaker 1: in my house to get them, you know what I mean.

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00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: I think any well, yeah, because you had like a

538
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: gigantic tub of kool Aid was like a dollar fifty

539
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: and that would give you drinks for six months. So

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Speaker 1: like that was the stuff we had. Wiler's a country

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Speaker 1: Time lemon tree time lemonade. Oh yeah, I had a

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Speaker 1: big giant and it sat so long that it would

543
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Speaker 1: just turn into hard balls of wow powder in the middle.

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I I always, for whatever reason in college my college fridge,

546
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Speaker 2: I was always drinking country Time lemonade. I don't know why.

547
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 2: To this day, I love lemonade, but in college I

548
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 2: like developed a pavlov In response to it, because I

549
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 2: was always like a anytime I had some marathon f

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Speaker 2: sashion in college, like post that, I was like guzzling

551
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Speaker 2: country time. Good for you, mass. There was a period

552
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 2: of time where like the mere mention of country time

553
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 2: lemonade would make it move.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think I've ever gotten tired enough after

555
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: having sex to need to drink anything.

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Speaker 2: And pink lemonade. Rob, forget about it.

557
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: You don't have to be Fellini to figure that one out.

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00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: I gotta take a break. Hey, three five one night.

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Speaker 2: That was for like three people the Allen.

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Speaker 11: Cox Show on one hundred point seven.

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Speaker 2: Allen, you have.

562
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: Been described by your enemies as evil, insane, manipulative.

563
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: Who are you.

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Speaker 13: Call the Alan Cox Show two one, six, five seven

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Speaker 13: eight one double oh seven or one eight hundred three

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Speaker 13: four eighty.

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Speaker 6: One double oh seven.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if there's been any update on those

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Speaker 2: monkeys in that truck crash down there in Mississippi. That

570
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 2: was on Tuesday, and the initial report is that they

571
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: were all diseased and infected, and they debunked that pretty quickly.

572
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 2: They were like, oh, they've got hepatitis C and COVID

573
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 2: and herpie is the mark. So it made for fun clickbait.

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Speaker 2: But they determined pretty fast. They were like, no, that's

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Speaker 2: not the case, which is, of course, Rob, exactly what

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00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: they want you to think. But I don't know that

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00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 2: there's been any update. However, let me see if I

578
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 2: can make a connection for you. Not far away from Mississippi,

579
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 2: the Great State of Texas, where a monkey is loose

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Speaker 2: in the rafters at a spirit Halloween. Yes, could it

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Speaker 2: have been one of the crash monkeys that made its

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Speaker 2: way with the quickness. This is in Plano, Texas. I'll

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Speaker 2: show you some video here. Let me do a quick

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Speaker 2: run here of how long it would take to get

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Speaker 2: from Plano, Texas from Jackson, Mississippi. Going to take you

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Speaker 2: as the flow, as the flow cries, take two as

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00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: the crow flies, Rob as the monkey runs. Now that's

588
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 2: a six hour trip. Now that's buy car. You think

589
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: there's any chance? You know if you were to walk

590
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 2: it as a person, it would take you ten days.

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00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 2: What's to see? The monkey didn't drive? Let me just

592
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 2: ask him how he got there. I've seen monkeys smoking

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00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 2: cigars and unicycles and I've seen monkeys do all kinds

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00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 2: of amazing things. Now, these aren't chimpanzees. These were Crisus monkeys,

595
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 2: but they got loose in a Spirit Halloween. I think

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Speaker 2: this is just great guerrilla marketing for spirit You.

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Speaker 14: Know is bananask a monkey escaped its owner inside of

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Speaker 14: a Spirit Halloween store in Plano and laur Meredith Oomans has.

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Speaker 2: This escaped its owner? By the way, it's still people

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Speaker 2: walking around regular life in retail situations with goddamn monkeys.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you Alan, this is bananas. Oh I just

602
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: wanted to go to the store with my monkey, did you?

603
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Speaker 2: You can't tell me. I can't support monkey videos to

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Speaker 2: prove it.

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Speaker 15: It just wasn't a diaper a Spirit Halloween story.

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Speaker 2: You know what I love the most about Spirit Halloween

607
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Speaker 2: is you always see the burned in logo of the store.

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00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 2: It's replaced and then you get to do that little

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Speaker 2: detective thing. So if you're watching the live stream there,

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Speaker 2: what is the store? If you can kind of make

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00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 2: out the letters underneath the hastily bolted on Spirit Halloween

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Speaker 2: to this particular store, I don't know what that store was.

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Speaker 1: Looks like f oneh No, not fashion f it's two

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Speaker 1: words on the bottom. Yes, it looks like a U

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Speaker 1: and s one of those regional stores.

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Speaker 2: A giant c up top. Maybe they'll tell us inside

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Speaker 2: you're at Halloween.

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Speaker 16: Store can be a surreal shopping experience, but creepy clowns

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Speaker 16: and spooky scarecrows took a back seat Monday night to

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Speaker 16: the real show running around above store shelves. Arlene Pinston

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Speaker 16: was shopping with her daughters at a Spirit store off

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Speaker 16: seventy five in Plano.

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Speaker 17: My daughter looked up and she said, what in the world,

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Speaker 17: And she's like, is that a real monkey? And so

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Speaker 17: I look up and I said, it's got a diapers.

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Speaker 5: I guess it is.

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Speaker 15: For more than thirty minutes, the monkey could be seen

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Speaker 15: climbing poles, swinging from wires, and crawling around rafts.

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Speaker 2: Jimmy Harris works at the store.

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Speaker 15: He says the pet monkey got spooped by animatronics and

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Speaker 15: ran away from a customer who brought the animal inside.

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Speaker 1: It was entertaining, and I was like, huh. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people just stood lost for like thirty minute, like

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Speaker 1: pall Tiler's bunky Hey got kids trying to catch.

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Speaker 2: It, and Plano police were cault.

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Speaker 1: Would you let your kid anywhere near a random monkey?

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Speaker 2: First of all, this is the other problem too. They go, oh,

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Speaker 2: the monkey got away from their owner, because I garon

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Speaker 2: effing to you, this monkey was not on a leash. No,

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Speaker 2: it's these people who not only have some goddamn animal

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Speaker 2: out in public, but they think it's so well trained

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Speaker 2: they just walk around with it. I mean, you can't

643
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Speaker 2: get a more domesticated animal than a dog.

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Speaker 10: All right.

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Speaker 2: I'm a dog guy, love dogs. I don't care how

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Speaker 2: well trained your dog is. Put it on a leash

647
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: when you're out with it. Now, he doesn't need one.

648
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: He's really well trained, and I believe you he's walking

649
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:45,439
Speaker 2: right alongside you. What Animals get spooked and you never

650
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: know by what you know. We share ninety nine percent

651
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 2: of our DNA with primates, and this thing still ended

652
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 2: up in the rafters because an animatronic skeleton freaked it out.

653
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 2: It's like, put your animal on a leash. If you

654
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 2: gotta have a monkey in a store. Okay, A fine,

655
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 2: you're you're you're already tender headed. Okay, fine, but put

656
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 2: it on a leash.

657
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: I'm being told it's a Cavender's boot City is the store. Wow,

658
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: that is local Cavender's boot City, Thank you so much.

659
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,919
Speaker 1: How do they determine that?

660
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 2: I don't know.

661
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 1: They said it was one of these seventy jobs I've worked.

662
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, Cavender's boot Barn. Maybe not that particular location,

663
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 1: but it sounds like it. Well, it was a giant

664
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: sea up top, so it's yeah.

665
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 2: Dotre and tell us.

666
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 15: When an officer arrived, he observed the monkey swinging from

667
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 15: the rafters wearing a diaper. Eventually a cookie was offered

668
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 15: to the monkey.

669
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 2: Bar Oh. I was like, please tell me he shot

670
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: it down. Please tell me he shot the monkey down.

671
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: He took one of those three five costumes. Get one

672
00:35:53,400 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 2: free gun? Yeah, yeah, right to open up on it. Yep.

673
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 2: You can get a gun in an end cap at

674
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 2: a seven eleven, but you can't have legal weed. Ah, Texas,

675
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 2: you're the best because of freedom.

676
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 15: The owner and was able to gain control of it.

677
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 15: Arlene Pingston was not there for that.

678
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 17: It had jumped down on the floor and ran past

679
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 17: my leg and at that point I was like, okay,

680
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 17: I've had a verifying.

681
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 2: A picture or it didn't happen experience, I've got bigger

682
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 2: than that for you. I've got five videos hair raising

683
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: for different reasons. It's like knocking over merchandise, you know, NBC,

684
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, hell look at that. It was banatas well.

685
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,919
Speaker 2: The monkey got people in their goddamn monkeys just walking

686
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 2: around and sit you know what, it was, sitting on

687
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: their shoulders, hanging on to their neck.

688
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: There was nothing about it that was let's make sure

689
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: this monkey doesn't go bat as crazy when it sees

690
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: a scarecrow jumped down at it.

691
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 2: The police said the monkey was not injured and didn't

692
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: pose any danger to the store as human customers. Well

693
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: you don't know that, yeah, right, you've all. Now I

694
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 2: understand these monkey that is a different monkey than like

695
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 2: a you know, a chimpanzee. Those are usually the monkeys

696
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 2: and in the stories that go way sideways, you women

697
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 2: get their face ripped off, that whole thing. These are

698
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 2: smaller monkeys and they're like spider monkeys or Reesei's monkeys

699
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 2: or whatever. But I just guarantee you it wasn't unleash.

700
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:34,760
Speaker 2: He's really well behaved. Okay, And now these these employees

701
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 2: working seasonal jobs, goddamn monkey running around your store. You

702
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 2: got to clean up after it. Well I had a

703
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 2: diaper on. It doesn't matter.

704
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: It's still making a message. Throwing crap everywhere, not actual crap,

705
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: but things.

706
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, knocking things off the shelves. Could you please get

707
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 2: your hot don't do that?

708
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 1: Come on, ah, Jesus, are you imagined on the way

709
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: and you were like, hey, could you're not bringing your

710
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: monkey in here, like you know it's going to be

711
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: a problem.

712
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 2: This is the best behaved monkey a lot of time.

713
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 2: But I could bring my monkey wherever I want. And

714
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 2: then the monkey gets away and the guys looks at her.

715
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: What did I tell you?

716
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you could have solved the headache for both

717
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: of us and this is never happen anymore now were

718
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: I told you?

719
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 2: I told you could have left them in the escort.

720
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 2: Just here's the problem.

721
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: My monkey loved Cavender's boot barn, and so he doesn't

722
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: know it's a scare in Hollowa.

723
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 2: He used to come in.

724
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 6: Here all the time.

725
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: I'd put him in a boot and people take pictures.

726
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: A boot bar monkey getting boots in Texas on every sidewalk.

727
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 2: Anytime I'm in Austin, there's like people with with the

728
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 2: eight footers lined up with handmade boots. Every time I'm

729
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 2: in Austin, I'm like, I'm gonna buy a pair of

730
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 2: boots because they're so cool well made, and I'm like,

731
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 2: never gonna wear these. Do you have bio? I used

732
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 2: to back in the day, but it was like, yeah,

733
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 2: I was just in Austin in August, and I didn't

734
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 2: see as many of those years ago. When I was there,

735
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, every you know, you go down

736
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 2: Congress Street and there's like all these people set up

737
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 2: with you know, like handmade boots and every so, and

738
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 2: they're not cheap, but they're handmade and they look great.

739
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: And every time I'm like, I'm gonna get a pair

740
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 2: of boots, and I'm like, why, I'm not gonna what

741
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: am I gonna walk around? You could pull no hot

742
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 2: and I don't. I would look like such a I

743
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 2: don't know about that. Oh dude, you absolutely could. I

744
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 2: can pull off a lot of things, but I don't

745
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 2: know if it's just one of those things. I know

746
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 2: would say I'd spend one hundred and fifty dollars on

747
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 2: them and they were once yeah, yeah, in the back

748
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 2: of my closet.

749
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, But again, I think you in general could do it,

750
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: like if I put on a pair of boots, it

751
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: would be I don't even know. I don't know how

752
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: to describe what that would look like. I could never

753
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: pull off a pair of cowboy boots. Yeah, work boots

754
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: are a stretch for me. Hm, I don't work.

755
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 2: Allan people are weird. My boyfriend and I went into

756
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: a harbor freight and there's a dude walking around with

757
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 2: a giant iguana on his back, just shopping. Yeah, someone

758
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 2: did that at a bar not long ago, and you

759
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 2: got to remember too. I always feel I'm always ambivalent

760
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 2: about that stuff because, on the one hand, you are

761
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 2: imposing yourself on other people with these random animals. On

762
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 2: the other hand, I assume that these are people who

763
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 2: get no attention at all, and so this is a

764
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 2: way for people to pay attention to them or it's

765
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 2: become an affectation, right, so they kind of reverse engineer,

766
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: Oh I need this animal, you don't. You just really

767
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,760
Speaker 2: like people looking at you and that's your conversation piece.

768
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: And that's fine, and that's fundamentally sad. But I guess

769
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 2: if it's you know, I don't know. I think it

770
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: was a bearded dragon.

771
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: The woman that I saw at a bar and she

772
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: had it like on her shoulder, and then someone addressed

773
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: it and she was like, oh yeah, And then she

774
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: got up and went to walk somewhere and the thing

775
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: just fell onto the floor from her shoulder and I

776
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: was like, well, that can't be good like that, that's

777
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: probably isn't good for the animal.

778
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: Just picked it up and put them back on. Oh no,

779
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,240
Speaker 2: it happens all the time. The poor thing is probably

780
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 2: just like, ah, yeah, that's the thing too, you know,

781
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 2: because people obviously, you know, the whole point of these

782
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 2: documentaries you see are these people who kind of anthropomorphize

783
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 2: their animals, so they treat them like children, and they

784
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: they assign all of these things to them that don't

785
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 2: belong in this animal, or they're like, oh, he likes this,

786
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 2: and he likes it. You know, unless you're talking about food,

787
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 2: you don't know what's going on. But you have to

788
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 2: think somebody knows their monkey well enough. Why would you

789
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 2: take a clearly skittish animal into a spirit Halloween right,

790
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: leave it in the car, crack the window, put on

791
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:42,720
Speaker 2: some steely dan and anthromorphi you take you assign human

792
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 2: quality obviously, Well yeah, no kidding you don't explain it

793
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 2: to me.

794
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 5: I know.

795
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that yeah, given the uh making it like

796
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: like it's a human guess, of course, how do you

797
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: say that again?

798
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 2: An, Yes, she's got to know her monkey, and you

799
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 2: know if it's skittish or not. I don't know if

800
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 2: there are any monkeys like that. They're chill, you know,

801
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: but who knows. Not Every animal of every breed is

802
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,919
Speaker 2: exactly the same people. Stephen can't reminding me of years

803
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 2: ago the little monkey that went viral for wearing the

804
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 2: coat in Ikea. Remember the little monkey in the fur coat. No,

805
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 2: it wasn't bothering anybody, you know, and that that was funny.

806
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 2: The Ikea monkey monkey that was years ago. Is this

807
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 2: there in a little fur coat, Darwin the monkey? It

808
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 2: was in a fur coat roaming a Toronto ikea. Stylish

809
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto Ikea.

810
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: Looks like the kid in a Christmas story's trying to

811
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: put his arms down. Yeah, way too puffy.

812
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 2: Yep, living comfortably since becoming an internet meme. I mean

813
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 2: that was a decade ago, so that animal is probably dead.

814
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 2: Maybe not, though you lottle bastards, go well, if you

815
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: take it to a sanctuary and it's taken care of

816
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 2: and it's you know, cared for. That's a cock. Yeah yeah,

817
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. That was a comfy looking monkey,

818
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 2: A Japanese maccock. Let's see how long do they live

819
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 2: Japanese macock, especially in an Ikea. They've got all pushed

820
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 2: out as a jacket like that. As of a few

821
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 2: years ago, it says that the monkey is thriving living

822
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 2: in a sanctuary in Ontario. Well, sure it's up there

823
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 2: in Canada. Darwin was six months old when, wearing a

824
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 2: coat of diaper, escaped his owner's car and got lost

825
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 2: in Ikea. He ended up in a primate sanctuary in

826
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 2: Ontario after local animal control brought him in. So yeah,

827
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: these people are like, oh he got out of my car?

828
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 2: Oh did he a Japanese snow macock? Is what it was, right,

829
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: that's what you said twenty seven years Wow? Is that

830
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 2: different than the Japanese show macock? Is that a different animal?

831
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,720
Speaker 2: This one I think is more for pet purposes, whereas

832
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 2: you're talking about an animal that can perform Okay, yeah,

833
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 2: got it's it's that's a marquee pet. Yep yep. Alan.

834
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 2: My ex's parents used to take their dog everywhere in

835
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 2: a stroller, and it was ridiculous. A couple of nights ago,

836
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 2: I'm in Westlake and I'm going to pick up an

837
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 2: order at a Jimmy John's, and as I'm walking in,

838
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 2: there's an older woman who has pulled up in a tesla.

839
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 2: The woman looks like she's maybe in her late sixties,

840
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 2: early seventies, and she's helping either a sibling who is

841
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: her age or her mom who's much older, I don't know.

842
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,720
Speaker 2: The woman is on the passenger side of the car

843
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 2: and the old woman that she's trying to get out

844
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 2: is riding shotguns. So that door is open, and there's

845
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 2: a wheelchair waiting for that woman, so she's got to

846
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 2: find pry herself out get into this wheelchair. I don't

847
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 2: know what store in this strip they were going to,

848
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 2: but that was immaterial. What caught my eye was while

849
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 2: the woman is trying to get out, the other woman

850
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 2: has two tiny strollers that she is putting four Pekinese

851
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 2: dogs into. Wow, So she's wrangling these tiny dogs trying

852
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 2: to get an old woman out of the passenger side.

853
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 2: There's a wheelchair for the woman. There's two little I'm like,

854
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 2: what is happening right now? You didn't want to leave

855
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 2: the dogs at home while you took all this on

856
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 2: trying to get a human woman out of a car

857
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 2: who's clearly infirmed because there's a wheelchair. They're waiting for me.

858
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 2: They can't be alone, they need to be with their mom. Well, listen,

859
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 2: it looked like a very stressful situation. And so if

860
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 2: those dogs can mitigate that for this woman, if they

861
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 2: are truly like emotional support for her, I'd be like, okay,

862
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 2: but boy, it looked like a lot of work.

863
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: It look like a lot of work. I'm sure it was. Yeah,

864
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: I have two dogs. It's a pain in the ass sometimes. Yeah, well,

865
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do?

866
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 6: Who?

867
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,720
Speaker 3: This is RFCA Junior calling in with the down.

868
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 2: Cah, we get all the celebs calling the show up?

869
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 2: How about that?

870
00:45:59,600 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 5: Wow?

871
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 3: This is OURFK Junior calling in with an Alan Cox

872
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 3: Show exclusive news update. Uh, it turns out there's a

873
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 3: direct link with liking the song Edmund Fitzgerald and having autism.

874
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 3: Nobody would sit through a ballad about a boat crash

875
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 3: for six minutes unless they have autism.

876
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 2: What huh? Rom I love this song? Me too. It's

877
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 2: six and a half minutes.

878
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,760
Speaker 1: Sir, First off, I was gonna say, I mean, second,

879
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:40,240
Speaker 1: something tells me that that man is not our FK Junior,

880
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: because I would think that if you would call and

881
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: identify yourself, you wouldn't say, Hi, I'm RFK Junior.

882
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 2: Could I be on I know I'm on a lot

883
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 2: of spectrum? Uh? Could I be on the spectrum? I

884
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,479
Speaker 2: love this song?

885
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 5: I do too.

886
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite songs. Wow, I think you

887
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 2: only can sit through the song. It's six minutes and

888
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,840
Speaker 2: twenty five seconds long. If we have autists, we have autism.

889
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 2: It make you almost want to be autistic. Great song.

890
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 2: By the way, why did Captain Brainworm do a one

891
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: to eighty on tail and all?

892
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: You know?

893
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 2: They were trying well, they were trying to. I assume

894
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 2: it's just because there's probably full on lawsuits coming. But

895
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 2: that whole like Thailand on pregnant women causes autism. You know,

896
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 2: they're just throwing darts because they don't know anything. Did

897
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 2: they get off of it?

898
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 17: Well?

899
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this morning he was like, there's no direct link,

900
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: there's no data that supports the It's like, when did

901
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 2: you guys ever care about data? Data?

902
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:33,399
Speaker 5: What?

903
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 6: So?

904
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 2: I'm curious why he did a one eighty on tail

905
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 2: and all causes autism. They said they were suing, so

906
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 2: I'm guessing that that's what it is. Yeah, but they

907
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 2: know that before they even put that nonsense out there,

908
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 2: so like, why would they even invite that. I don't understand.

909
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 2: Everybody talked about it, I guess. And that's the important thing.

910
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 2: It's not governing the country, that's the important part. It's

911
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 2: the getting people to troll other people.

912
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: And they subscribe to the any press is good press philosophy.

913
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 2: Well that used to be true, the old axiom, you know,

914
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: but that got thrown in the dust bit of history

915
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 2: along with the camera never lies and whatever else I

916
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 2: don't know. And he presses good press. Nope, that ain't

917
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 2: That ain't true.

918
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 1: Back when they were only printing newspapers, that was probably true.

919
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: But I love the record of the Edmund Fitzgerald me too.

920
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 2: I love the video going around of the guy who

921
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 2: dressed as the Edmund Fitzgerald for Halloween, and it's just

922
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 2: him wearing a boat that's all lit up and then

923
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 2: he just slowly sinks into a pool. Have you seen that?

924
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,879
Speaker 2: I send you that now. But I was like, Jesus

925
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 2: is just freezing because I don't know where he did that.

926
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 2: But if it's Halloween time and it's, you know, anywhere

927
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 2: east of Phoenix, I'm like, Jesus, this guy must be freezing.

928
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: The way he just put his body weight onto the

929
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: front of the thing. It was actually very very funny the.

930
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 5: Way he did it.

931
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 2: And I don't know where that is. I don't know

932
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 2: how old it is. I don't know anything about it

933
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 2: other than people were sending it to me left and right,

934
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 2: and I think I sent it to you.

935
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: Try and think of a song that tells a better

936
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: story than this one, like you mean, of a nautical

937
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: theme or just just really like in general, like you

938
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: start to end, it tells the entire story of this incident.

939
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be something like a boat.

940
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: Wreck, but something that is that historically factual from beginning

941
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: to end and tells this story for six and a

942
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: half minutes that you want to hear more than once.

943
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: And furthermore, why did nobody ever write a song about

944
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 2: the Titanic? I mean, that's a much better known nautical

945
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 2: disaster than the wreck of the Edmund Fitzger Here, if

946
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: you're watching the live stream, here's that video of the

947
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 2: guy who dressed as the Edmund. It's just wearing a

948
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: giant boat costumes. Whatever it's pouring outside. He's in the pool,

949
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 2: sweater sad. Then he begins to submerge the bow of

950
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 2: the ship and then he goes underneath. You know, I

951
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 2: just wondered. It just looks very cold, very uncomfortable, and you.

952
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: Know maybe he originally wrote that song as the wreck

953
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: of the USS Titanic, right or r M S Titanic,

954
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: and it just didn't sound as cool as the wreck

955
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

956
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 2: So he's like, and then came the wreck of the

957
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 2: r M S Titanic. I see sand much. It just

958
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: doesn't flow.

959
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: I gotta go with that second second vibe just brought

960
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: the song to life.

961
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 2: There's a there's a sandwich chain that has a sandwich

962
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 2: called a wreck. I won't drop their name, but I

963
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 2: wrote a song called the Wreck of a C's Colon

964
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 2: after I had one.

965
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 5: The car show.

966
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 1: One I can Learn.

967
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 6: An online edition the.

968
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 2: Aeron Kirk shows Alnus davidly Roth handing out candy to

969
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 2: the kids at the party today. You see he is

970
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 2: nice diamond Dave who he's really excited. Cavaliers lose hard

971
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 2: last night. By twenty they're in Boston to the Celtics.

972
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 2: They will start up one of these NBA Cup games

973
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: back here home. They'll come back to play Toronto and

974
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 2: Atlanta and somebody else before they hit the road again.

975
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: Oh the Sixers on Wednesday, So casby at home for

976
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 2: the better part of the week. But tomorrow night at

977
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 2: seven thirty Toronto against Cleveland. Here on the buzzard seven

978
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 2: o'clock will be your pregame coverage. Hey is Tripper Scott? Hello?

979
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 2: What up?

980
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:22,879
Speaker 8: Man?

981
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 2: Oh boy? Hey?

982
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 10: Remember last time I called and You're like, how are you?

983
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, eh, that's every time you call Scott.

984
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 10: No, no, But I was like, yeah, I'll just say eh,

985
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:35,439
Speaker 10: you know, it's.

986
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,479
Speaker 2: Like not bad, but yeah, yeah, it's better than better

987
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 2: than normal for you. That's glass half full, right.

988
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 10: Yeah right, yeah. I mean that was pretty short lived

989
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 10: because I'm back back, got a off of work with

990
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 10: recurring venus status ulcer with a recurring what venus stasis ulcer?

991
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,760
Speaker 2: Venus stasis ulcer?

992
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 10: All right, yeah, if you google it, it's pretty nasty.

993
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 10: But the ones that you get on the images, they're

994
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 10: bigger than what I thought. But I mean it's still

995
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:09,439
Speaker 10: persing hell. But it's basically how you know, and people

996
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 10: that are diabetic end up losing their toes and star.

997
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 2: I was going to say, Scott, all of the I

998
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 2: expected to see some diagram of something internal. This looks

999
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 2: like it's just effing up your ankle or your feet.

1000
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 2: This that you're walking around with us.

1001
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 10: I mean, I'm using a cane when I need to

1002
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 10: get I this was at the doctor. I was out

1003
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 10: today at the doctor.

1004
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 2: And then is this is this a situation where you

1005
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 2: eventually lose a foot or what?

1006
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 10: H That's what I was asking and it was like, no,

1007
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 10: We're nowhere near that point yet. Okay, trus me, I

1008
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 10: take I have to take feet all the time. And

1009
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 10: then my friends, I wanta off. If the guy says

1010
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 10: he does it other time, maybe you want to find him

1011
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 10: from doctor.

1012
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: So this is this is all. This is all because

1013
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 1: of poor circulation.

1014
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, and wow, I mean I don't give you a long,

1015
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 10: boring story, but I had because of my birth, the

1016
00:53:58,239 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 10: fact that spent a thing in my whole life. And

1017
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 10: it's okay, I had surgeries and so I was in

1018
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 10: my twenties and it's Jesus Now it's just getting worse.

1019
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: Worth So yeah, Rob Stripper, Scott's legs are like Highlights magazine.

1020
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 2: I mean that was that. I wasn't ready for that

1021
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 2: looking looking at that photo.

1022
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: No no, no, man, no, no, no, no, nothing to

1023
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: be sorry about.

1024
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 2: This is why listen. If that were me, I'd probably

1025
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 2: be similarly going eh when people ask me. But okay, But.

1026
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 10: I asked him, so I'm like, what am I supposed

1027
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 10: to do? And he's like, I don't know. See if

1028
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 10: you can work from home.

1029
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm a machinist.

1030
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 10: I can't.

1031
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 2: I can't work from home.

1032
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 10: I don't find another job, but you can work. I'm like,

1033
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,399
Speaker 10: what job do you have that you can do? While

1034
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 10: you're laying down?

1035
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 1: That thing is on you. That thing's on You're on

1036
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: your ankle, Scott.

1037
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 10: It's it's on my I say, I say, heels just

1038
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 10: below what the the ankle heel like differentiation, So like

1039
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 10: you have to stand on that thing or it's on

1040
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 10: the side of your foot. It's on the side of

1041
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 10: my heel, not the very bottom part.

1042
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 2: It's right. I have to walk.

1043
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 10: When I'm walking, I have to like kind of roll

1044
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 10: my ankle, so I'm hitting on the outside edge and

1045
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 10: that looks really weird walking. So I just I've been

1046
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 10: using a cane because it helps, and people look at you,

1047
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 10: I think, less funny if you're walking with a cane

1048
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 10: like that. Then if you just hobbling like that without

1049
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 10: a cane, people think ma chydro SoSE or something.

1050
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 2: They can't like, just cut that thing out of there.

1051
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 10: Oh, I mean, just okay, because it would just be

1052
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 10: more that needs to heal.

1053
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 2: It just it can't.

1054
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 10: It didn't start off like it just it just started

1055
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 10: from a It just spontaneously opened up because the I

1056
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 10: guess the amino acids or proteins or whatever it's in

1057
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 10: your blood start dissolving your skin from the inside out.

1058
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,399
Speaker 2: So if it they cut, they cut out what's there.

1059
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 10: It's going to be more tissue that's missing that's gonna

1060
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 10: have to heal. That will not at least with me.

1061
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 10: I mean, there's it's it sucks, man. I'm sorry, and I'm.

1062
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 2: Like, no, listen in a weird way. And I hear

1063
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 2: this all the time when stripper Scott checks in from

1064
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 2: people that Scott provides a great service for people in

1065
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 2: a weird way. In that when they hear him they

1066
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 2: feel immediately better about themselves and their own lives. Rob

1067
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,760
Speaker 2: and that you can't put a price on that. Scott.

1068
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, if I can do my part, I

1069
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 10: guess it could work while or something. But I told

1070
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 10: the claim rep for the short conviscibility, I may, I

1071
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 10: shouldn't be talking about this on the phone or whatever.

1072
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 10: You have to have a claim so you can get

1073
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 10: half half your paycheck at least pay my bills whatever.

1074
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 10: I told what the doctor said because I have to.

1075
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 10: They said, oh, I can't do the paperwork. You got

1076
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 10: to go to a physical therapist. Yeah, okay, But I said,

1077
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 10: so what do I do. I just just just to

1078
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 10: be a cycle where I I heal and then I

1079
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 10: go back to work for a few weeks and then

1080
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 10: it opened back up and I just washed and repeat

1081
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 10: for the rest of my life until I lose my foot.

1082
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 10: And he said, quote, them's the.

1083
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,919
Speaker 2: Breaks, Them's the break. That's what your doctor said.

1084
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 1: With the Scott's Doctor's motto is hip a violation schmip

1085
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: of violation. Who cares them's them breaks well at bedside

1086
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: manner is not u foregone conclusion.

1087
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 2: The heath out of that guy's mouth. Them's the breaks,

1088
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 2: You're like, at least if I had a break, it

1089
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 2: would heal. Yeah, all right, well what is the what

1090
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 2: did you actually call for? Scott?

1091
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 10: No, I had some thoughts about the you're talking about

1092
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 10: why the Titanic didn't get a song, but if Gerald did,

1093
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:38,439
Speaker 10: And my immediate thought was that it's much more tragic.

1094
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 2: When a a.

1095
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 10: Working freight liner with a crew they all die than

1096
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 10: some freaking luxury.

1097
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: Cruise liner with a bunch of rich aholes.

1098
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 5: Who cares about that?

1099
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 2: You're saying, you're saying that it's you're saying that it's

1100
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 2: less sad when rich people die. Oh wow, all right,

1101
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 2: I mean listen, at least we're not we're not too

1102
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 2: unclear as to what okay, I.

1103
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: Mean at least he's he's kind of like the you know,

1104
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: similar to your mindset of it's sadder when pretty people die.

1105
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 2: Well, it is because we have so few of them, right,

1106
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 2: the rich. Yeah, but we're getting new billionaires every day,

1107
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 2: so sure, big picture, they comprise a minority. And I'm

1108
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 2: certainly not going to bat for the obscenely wealthy, but boy,

1109
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 2: they're just they're spreading like wild wire. Yeah, they sure are.

1110
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 10: And my thought changed as I was on hold. I

1111
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 10: thought I was thinking about the movie. You know, I

1112
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 10: assume it's somewhat historically acurate, other than the two characters

1113
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 10: being made up. But if I remember the movie correctly,

1114
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 10: all the rich people got out of the lifeboats, and

1115
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 10: the people that died were the poor Irish.

1116
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 2: Well, yes, the people and of course Steerage microcosm of

1117
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 2: the macrocosm. Yeah, the people in Steerage are the ones

1118
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 2: who die first because they don't have the means to uh.

1119
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 2: And of course Billy's Aine just trying to elbow his

1120
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 2: way past the women and children. A. Yeah, yeah, I didn't.

1121
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 10: I didn't know that until maybe you said on the air.

1122
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 10: Bro was like, I had no idea.

1123
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 2: Billy Zain had been shaving his head for a long

1124
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 2: long time. He's playing Brando in that new movie. Uh.

1125
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 2: And I think it's like a dramatization of Apocalypse now

1126
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 2: or something. And Billy Zane's playing Brando. He looks exactly

1127
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 2: like him. They barely had to put any prosthetics. And

1128
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 2: I haven't seen this. Yeah, So okay, thank you, Scott,

1129
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 2: keep us in the loop. Okay, pal, thank you. I

1130
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 2: also feel like you know, this audience in their RMG

1131
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 2: audience knows him as Tripper Scott and has for many,

1132
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 2: many years. But I feel like that that might be

1133
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 2: like a past phase of his life, you know what

1134
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 2: I mean, Like, I feel like that might be an

1135
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 2: outdated nickname for him. We all have fun with it

1136
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 2: when it was a bit more jaunt and he was

1137
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 2: paying for hose and all that kind of stuff. For now,

1138
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 2: he's just he's beset by all these health problems. What

1139
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 2: was the thing called? But he keeps on keeping on.

1140
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 2: Mon's venus ulcer No, no, no, he's got a venus stasis

1141
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 2: ulto venais and if you image search it it ain't good.

1142
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: So it could be venus stasis Scott. That has a

1143
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: nice sound to it. Gets better than Stripper Scott if

1144
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: it needed to be updated. Yeah, that is the saddest,

1145
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: like that venus I your ulcer venus stasis.

1146
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks so painful, terrible, I mean awful. Even

1147
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 2: people I see walking around with like vericos veins or

1148
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 2: spider veins. I'm like, oh my god, Yeah, is that

1149
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 2: what's waiting for me down the road? Like I've really been.

1150
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 2: I take pretty good care of myself. But there's only

1151
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 2: so much of that. And again, I don't have a

1152
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 2: ton of stuff in a lot of subs genetics, and

1153
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 2: I don't have a ton of red flags in my jeans.

1154
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 2: But something's gonna catch you. But if you go to

1155
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 2: your doctor, right and I'm like, Jesus Christ, what's waiting

1156
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 2: for me down the road?

1157
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: If you if you have one of those and you

1158
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: go to your doctor and you say, I want to

1159
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 1: take the foot, can they just do that?

1160
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 2: I think so, because that what they I think that

1161
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 2: they would recom I think they would strongly recommend against that,

1162
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 2: because they're like, oh, there's ways we can treat it, which,

1163
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 2: if you want to get really cynical about it, you say, well,

1164
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 2: they're gonna give you all kinds of supposed methods for

1165
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 2: treatment because that's where the money is, and blah blah blah. Yeah,

1166
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 2: so let's take them at their word and go no, no, no,

1167
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 2: that's not a great idea. I mean, you do need

1168
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 2: two feet if you really want to. It sounds ridiculous

1169
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 2: to say out loud, but I mean, if you want

1170
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 2: to remain as ambulatory as you possibly can, you know,

1171
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 2: I mean, just little variations in your feet can jam

1172
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 2: you up. You know, people don't realize, like what a

1173
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 2: stabilizer your pinky toe is. Yeah, right. I worked with

1174
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 2: a guy when I was on the air PBS in Pittsburgh,

1175
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 2: gear Ago, like a long time conservative talk show host there,

1176
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 2: who was a friend of mine, big guy who's been

1177
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 2: long dead. He lost a pinky toe to diabetes and

1178
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 2: he got handicap plates from that.

1179
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. He's like, yeah, well your big toe controls like

1180
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: all your balance. To you lose that, you're screwed like that.

1181
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: It's a whole I just I'm just saying, like it

1182
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: seems to me if you know that. The next I mean,

1183
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 1: what's Scott you figure fifty something? Oh, I think he's

1184
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 1: younger than he looks. See, okay, forties I think so

1185
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 1: all right, So let's say he's let's say he's my age.

1186
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: Let's say he's gonna be he's forty seven, right, if

1187
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: you have another forty years to live, right, couldn't you

1188
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 1: just be like, man, I'm gonna take my chances on

1189
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 1: a fake stick.

1190
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 2: God bless you.

1191
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take my chances on a fake stick and

1192
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 1: just walk around on a prosthetic foot.

1193
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 2: So I don't have to deal with pain for the

1194
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 2: next forty years, like do it now?

1195
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 5: Right?

1196
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, because I've never had to be

1197
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 1: faced with something like that. I probably wouldn't want to

1198
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 1: lose a limb, but I'm sure you could get past

1199
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: like the pain that you're gonna have to live with

1200
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:08,959
Speaker 1: for forty years quickly up front.

1201
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1202
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 2: I don't know that just that sucks terrible. Alan. There

1203
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 2: are all kinds of songs about historical events that are good.

1204
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: I know there are. I'm saying, I think that may

1205
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,479
Speaker 1: be the best one. Yeah, which one's better? Would you say?

1206
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: I think there's one better.

1207
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 2: A lot of people named check Hurricane by Bob Dylan.

1208
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 2: It's fine. I never got into that song now, I

1209
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 2: of course impartial. Look to New York Mining Disaster nineteen

1210
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 2: forty one by the Beg's before they went disco and

1211
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 2: they were still really a folk trio. They're basically every

1212
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 2: song tells a story. My first big hit was New

1213
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 2: York Mining Disaster nineteen forty one, and of course in

1214
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 2: the Immortal Wards of One Roderick Stewart, I don't take

1215
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 2: two and The Immortal Wards of One Rodrick Stewart, Rob

1216
01:03:56,080 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 2: every picture tells a story, yes, don't it. Imagine you

1217
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 2: have a hit called That's how much music has changed.

1218
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 2: You could never have a hit now with a song

1219
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 2: called New York Mining Disaster nineteen forty one, which again

1220
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 2: was only like twenty five years prior to this song

1221
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 2: New York Mining Disaster. Maybe someone I feel like if

1222
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 2: you call if somebody wrote a song called the East

1223
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 2: Palestine airborne toxic Event. You know, for a few years ago,

1224
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 2: like a more modern nobody was writing songs about nine

1225
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 2: to eleven, you know what I mean, at least not

1226
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 2: like in literally descriptive terms. There were tributes and things

1227
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 2: like that, but nobody was writing a song. And then

1228
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 2: the planes went into the Nobody was doing that. You

1229
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 2: can't even get legit protest songs from these dummies anymore.

1230
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm being told Alice's Restaurant should be the great. Yeah,

1231
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 1: but now that's great, but it's twenty nine minutes long.

1232
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 2: It's also one of those things like Thanksgiving mornig, We're

1233
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 2: gonna play Alice's Restaurant, do it right here on the

1234
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 2: zard this Thanksgiving. We do it noontime.

1235
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 5: Man.

1236
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: Yep, every classic rock stage, I mean, this station does it.

1237
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 2: It's it's just I first worked in calum as a mission.

1238
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 2: They were like, and I didn't know anything about it.

1239
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 2: I didn't anything about it. And so I'm reading these promos.

1240
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 2: They're like, and of course the classic Alice's Restaurant. I go,

1241
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 2: what the hell is this? They're like, oh, it's Arlo

1242
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 2: Guthrie does a song about a restaurant, and okay.

1243
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 1: So then I said to the waitress, I said, I'm

1244
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: gonna go downstairs and get me a piece of pass.

1245
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 2: So I went and got me a piece of pie.

1246
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 1: And I tripped going back up the stairs and I

1247
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 1: spilled the pie all over my crotch.

1248
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 2: So I walked up to my lady and I said.

1249
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,439
Speaker 1: Hey, lady, could you help me unzip my pants because

1250
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 1: I put egg and pie all over the front of

1251
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 1: my pants.

1252
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 2: And she said, Garlo, you crazy. I'd rather hear you

1253
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 2: do it. You know, I've never heard the song. I've

1254
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 2: never once heard the song, not once. It's not that's

1255
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 2: an eighteen minute version right there. I've never once heard

1256
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 2: this song.

1257
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 1: What I just did is if you go to like

1258
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: the middle of the song, that's how he tells the

1259
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: story all the way through. Yeah, and then I drove

1260
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 1: out to the restaurant where I had to pick up

1261
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: the garbage that's somebody had thrown out on the side

1262
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 1: of the highway, and they decided to tell me that's

1263
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 1: the song.

1264
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 2: My dad had a guitar, the Killed Fascists. I'm singing

1265
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 2: the songs played on Thanksgiving Morningyboddy, Alexander but marsh Meadows

1266
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 2: on your Sweet.

1267
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: Potatoes, Alexander the Great from Iron Maiden's That's a good one.

1268
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 3: To go again.

1269
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 2: Iron Maiden is a band that does like these historical

1270
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 2: I get, yes, technically correct, but that's it's not like

1271
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 2: an entertaining song. It's just a long song about history.

1272
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 2: You know. Maybe you could make the case that the

1273
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 2: record the Edman Fitzgerald isn't an entertaining song. I don't know.

1274
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 2: I just like I like the melody. It's great. Yeah,

1275
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 2: Alexander the Great. Yes, it's a history lesson set to

1276
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:44,280
Speaker 2: heavy metal.

1277
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 1: And then I walked into the kitchen and I realized

1278
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 1: that the turkey was still in the oven, and I said,

1279
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 1: oh damn it. I was supposed to take the turkey

1280
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: out of the oven hours ago. And so along came

1281
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,240
Speaker 1: the old lady and she said oh, you should have

1282
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 1: taken that turkey out two hours ago. It's going to

1283
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: be overdone now. So down the road I went, that's

1284
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: Alice's restaurant.

1285
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:08,400
Speaker 2: Wow, all right, was it a real place. I think

1286
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 2: it was in New England.

1287
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, Smoke on the Water. I can get down with

1288
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:17,600
Speaker 1: that one. That's storytelling. Yeah, Frank Zappa and the Mothers.

1289
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 2: This song is a restaurant. You're gonna laugh when you're

1290
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 2: gonna get into long runs and the restaurant. I mean,

1291
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 2: not like I want to be the guy to ruin

1292
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving morning for any of our listeners. But I've never

1293
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 2: heard the song the song, and that's why I call

1294
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 2: the song Alice's restaurant.

1295
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: And then that you hear the crowd reacting to the

1296
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:43,720
Speaker 1: things he does. I mean, you know, he is silly.

1297
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 2: And how did that become a tradition on radio. That's

1298
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 2: a great, great question me.

1299
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 1: No, I mean it does mention Thanksgiving, so I think

1300
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 1: that that's probably where it started. But yeah, it's it's

1301
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: it's silly. It's just a long, silly, silly song, okay.

1302
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: And I always make up my own words to it,

1303
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: like I just did there about spilling pie on my crotch.

1304
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 2: Right, Hey, listen, I'll take the Thanksgiving song from Adam

1305
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 2: Sandler Rob that to me, that is my turkey. I

1306
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:25,840
Speaker 2: eat that turkey, then I take good now. Yes, Thanksgiving

1307
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 2: is a special night. Jimmy Walker used to say, Dino

1308
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 2: might as a full on gen X. That's our gen

1309
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 2: X Alice's restaurant. Yes, I know that any stations are

1310
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 2: playing the Thanksgiving song on that Thursday morning. But what

1311
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:46,680
Speaker 2: are you gonna do? Alan? Maybe Stripper Scott should be

1312
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:47,639
Speaker 2: your phone screener.

1313
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 18: Oh boy, Elan Cockshaw.

1314
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 1: I was hoping to speak with Alan and Roum. Do

1315
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:57,559
Speaker 1: you need to know what I needed or what I

1316
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about? Okay, I was just thinking I'd

1317
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,439
Speaker 1: talked a little bit about Alison.

1318
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 2: Okay, my foothurt? Hello, how's your foot? Cut it off?

1319
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 2: I think that might be a good idea. I think

1320
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:15,680
Speaker 2: that's a good idea.

1321
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 7: Mister Cook is me?

1322
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:20,720
Speaker 2: All right? Marcella wants to be my phone screen to

1323
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:22,760
Speaker 2: remember Marcella?

1324
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:28,280
Speaker 7: Yes, mister Cook is me Marcella. I know care about Minnimum? Wait,

1325
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 7: I come work for you for free. I answer phone,

1326
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,640
Speaker 7: I look through window, I are you. I can make

1327
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 7: eye contact with you. We throw love at each other

1328
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,600
Speaker 7: through the airwaves.

1329
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,800
Speaker 1: I love you all.

1330
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 7: You've beat my dream job. Please hire me. I come

1331
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,800
Speaker 7: an homebreak, I come sit on your lap and we

1332
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 7: hold hands.

1333
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 2: I love you. Okay, okay, cut off. Wait a second.

1334
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 2: Why would it be gay thoughts if you're a woman, Marcella, Yeah,

1335
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 2: she always got gay thoughts. Doesn't make sense? Does it

1336
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:06,760
Speaker 2: make sense? I'm sorry that immediately disqualifies you from consideration

1337
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 2: for employment. Ellen. What about the night Chicago died by Paperley? Yes,

1338
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 2: there's plenty. I like Jack Black's version high fidelity after

1339
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 2: his the girlfriend's dad dies brother and I really was mother?

1340
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:20,680
Speaker 6: What?

1341
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,120
Speaker 2: And I really was? And John is tough?

1342
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 5: The Allen Cox Show.

1343
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 11: On one hundred point seven.

1344
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 6: Called the Alan Cox Show. Is that what you want

1345
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:35,479
Speaker 6: to do?

1346
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 2: Think about it?

1347
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:41,519
Speaker 10: Alan once divorced in him broken.

1348
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,160
Speaker 13: One double oh seven or three four eight one double

1349
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 13: oh seven?

1350
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 2: Heyre May. James Renner is going to join us shortly.

1351
01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 2: He used to join us every year, but everybody gets busy.

1352
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:09,880
Speaker 2: And you know he wrote a book years ago called

1353
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 2: It Came from Ohio. Of course, is a highly renowned

1354
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 2: true crime author and novelist in his own right, and

1355
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,719
Speaker 2: it came from Ohio. Was a great book of urban

1356
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,880
Speaker 2: legends from this part of the country, and so around

1357
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 2: Halloween time he'd come in and we talk about those stories,

1358
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 2: and so he's going to join us in a bit

1359
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 2: for some of that. He is also, by the way,

1360
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,760
Speaker 2: going to be out on the east side tonight. He's

1361
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:39,599
Speaker 2: doing a live reading at the Kingsville Public Library at

1362
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:43,680
Speaker 2: six o'clock nor Kingsville is It's a way on the

1363
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 2: east side, but anyway, James Renner will join us shortly.

1364
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 2: Comedian Michael Longfellow will be in here tomorrow. He's an

1365
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,880
Speaker 2: SNL alumnus. He was one of the people that they

1366
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 2: cut a lot of people in preparation for the fiftieth

1367
01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:03,400
Speaker 2: season or fifth first or whatever it was. And funny dude,

1368
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 2: I was hoping he'd stick around in that show because

1369
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 2: he had a bunch of very funny desk pieces and

1370
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,639
Speaker 2: what he's doing the weekend at Hilarities. So he will

1371
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 2: join us in here tomorrow. How's it going out there,

1372
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:16,320
Speaker 2: it's going there are ten minutes away from the Big

1373
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,759
Speaker 2: iHeart to Halloween party.

1374
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 1: So I think I'm giving up on my idea that

1375
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 1: I had earlier about being looking my heart No, no,

1376
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 1: the iHeart audit joke. All I had to do was

1377
01:12:32,439 --> 01:12:34,560
Speaker 1: look at the cake, the spider.

1378
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 2: Man spider Man cake.

1379
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:39,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, sixty nine ninety nine for that cake really alone.

1380
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 1: That's before we talk about the chips or the drinks,

1381
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,040
Speaker 1: or the cokes or the capri sons, or the waters

1382
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,840
Speaker 1: or the biblical amount of time that's been wasted by

1383
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,479
Speaker 1: our employees in this building setting up.

1384
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 2: For this thing.

1385
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:53,960
Speaker 1: A sixty nine dollars cake. Cake was sixty nine. The

1386
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 1: price sticker was on it.

1387
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 2: Still on it, sixty nine really. Yeah.

1388
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,639
Speaker 1: So I'm like, you know what I'm even gonna get into,

1389
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna go from it being a jokey type

1390
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:07,040
Speaker 1: of thing to actually getting pissed off.

1391
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:11,200
Speaker 2: But and I know we're goofing around, but that's not

1392
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 2: coming out of that's didn't she foot the bill for

1393
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 2: the whole thing?

1394
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:15,120
Speaker 6: Really?

1395
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:19,160
Speaker 2: Come on? I don't know, man, I gear sure.

1396
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:23,599
Speaker 1: I'm sure some of those dollar store decorations that's banging

1397
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: around this place, the silly puns and things like that,

1398
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure that those were purchased. A seventy dollars seventy

1399
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 1: dollar cake provided by one heats media and.

1400
01:13:37,479 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 2: Trump tariffs are no joke. Boy, Now I just want

1401
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,120
Speaker 2: ugart everything.

1402
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:41,679
Speaker 6: Wow.

1403
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not in on the joke anymore. So now

1404
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:46,840
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sit here. And I moved my camera

1405
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 1: so you won't see any little turns in the back window.

1406
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,519
Speaker 2: Get stuff. No, but shouldn't you take advantage of this?

1407
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 2: Shouldn't you have a piece of the cake? Absolutely not.

1408
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:57,320
Speaker 2: I love cake. I love a soccer for like birthday

1409
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 2: cake and stuff like that. That's so good. But now

1410
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,559
Speaker 2: that I know, like we pay. But out of spite,

1411
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:05,080
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying, have a piece.

1412
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,360
Speaker 1: No, no, really, And they put out two bottles of

1413
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,760
Speaker 1: wine out of spite. You won't anything. I won't touch

1414
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,120
Speaker 1: it out. Don't get me wrong. I'm a big fan

1415
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 1: of Spike. But they put two bottles of the line.

1416
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:23,080
Speaker 1: There's a case of beer in the fridge because you know,

1417
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:24,719
Speaker 1: nothing said family.

1418
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,240
Speaker 2: Well there's both. There's a red and way. Nothing says family.

1419
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:30,400
Speaker 1: Halloween party like mom and dad getting liquored up at

1420
01:14:30,439 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: the office.

1421
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but mom and dad do that with the Halloween

1422
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:36,639
Speaker 2: party at home. Right, You've got to keep you gotta

1423
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 2: keep the adults happy. Yeah, put out.

1424
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:42,719
Speaker 1: They put out two bottles of the finest nineteen Vines,

1425
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:46,040
Speaker 1: which is the Snoop Dogg wine you could find. So

1426
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,479
Speaker 1: they are they're really cranking up the class in that kitchen.

1427
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:55,639
Speaker 2: I'll tell you. I mean that is was it nineteen Crimes?

1428
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:57,599
Speaker 2: When I say nineteen Vines?

1429
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:57,840
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1430
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:03,200
Speaker 2: Sorry, nineteen Crimes is his wine? Yeah? I think I

1431
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,559
Speaker 2: saw it at I saw the trayer Joe's Oh yeah,

1432
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,960
Speaker 2: targets got it classing up the joint. Wow, Well, you

1433
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,719
Speaker 2: gotta keep a little bit of an edge rop.

1434
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,719
Speaker 1: Although they spent their entire budget on that freaking cake,

1435
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 1: six dollars left for two bottles of wine.

1436
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:20,240
Speaker 2: They spent my phone screen or budget, Yeah, on this party.

1437
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:21,559
Speaker 2: That's like a ten dollars bottle of wine.

1438
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:21,760
Speaker 5: I think.

1439
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:23,200
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that bad. I've never had it,

1440
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: so I can't I can't touch. I didn't say what

1441
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,760
Speaker 1: kind of beer was it? Did you see the beer?

1442
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:29,960
Speaker 2: No? No, I saw all. I went in to get

1443
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,639
Speaker 2: my lunch earlier and then my Celsius before the show,

1444
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,200
Speaker 2: and just in my periphery I noticed that there was

1445
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 2: an unopened because it was taking up the bulk of

1446
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 2: a thing. I just didn't, for whatever reason, noticed the kind.

1447
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:43,240
Speaker 2: But it was like an unopened big case. I'll probably

1448
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:46,599
Speaker 2: get a beer just because you know, why not, although

1449
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:51,200
Speaker 2: we'll see, Yeah, go for a glass of that top

1450
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 2: shelf wine. M So yeah, I think I'm gonna give

1451
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 2: up on the audit. That cake thing did me in,

1452
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:03,000
Speaker 2: all right, come down to this, hasn't it allan? You

1453
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:04,880
Speaker 2: know that the as the lights go out out there,

1454
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:07,360
Speaker 2: I prepherracy me.

1455
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:09,360
Speaker 5: Quick.

1456
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 2: You know that the one and only Thanksgiving song is

1457
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:15,880
Speaker 2: the Bob's Burgers Thanksgiving song. That's the one that I sing.

1458
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:19,640
Speaker 2: Which one is that Everyone's thanking the Linda Belcher.

1459
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:24,800
Speaker 14: Song, the cramp bad resource for having mashed potatoes.

1460
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,680
Speaker 2: Oh, the turkey looks great. Thank you for loving me,

1461
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:30,920
Speaker 2: Thank you for being there. Everyone's thanking.

1462
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:34,599
Speaker 14: The hall of world's thanking you again for thanking you

1463
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 14: kill the turkey.

1464
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:39,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's thanking the whole world's thinking. That's the one

1465
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:45,200
Speaker 2: that I sing when I sing at Thanksgiving, which last

1466
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:47,240
Speaker 2: year it was just me and my mom and my daughter,

1467
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:53,040
Speaker 2: so it was a decidedly low key event. This year,

1468
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:57,040
Speaker 2: I've been texting everyone, Hey, who's going to Beware for Thanksgiving?

1469
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,679
Speaker 2: Because my son lives in Chicago now, so I said, Hey,

1470
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:01,960
Speaker 2: you going to be around, which is a question I

1471
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:05,240
Speaker 2: have to ask because his mom still lives in Michigan.

1472
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I figure, you're going home. You know,

1473
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,639
Speaker 2: my daughter's still at Michigan State, so they would both

1474
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:13,559
Speaker 2: be with their mom for Thanksgiving. I said, but if

1475
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 2: you're coming home to Chicago for the weekend, I'll hang out,

1476
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 2: will hang out the whole thing. So I need to

1477
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:21,840
Speaker 2: And then I need to figure out which of my

1478
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:25,720
Speaker 2: siblings will be around, because my sister's married now, so

1479
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:29,080
Speaker 2: there's an extra level of difficulty. So I'm just trying

1480
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:33,760
Speaker 2: to determine who's going to be around, because once I

1481
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,640
Speaker 2: get out there, I have to strategize where we're going

1482
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 2: to be and when. And there's always with somebody in

1483
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:44,120
Speaker 2: my family not talking to somebody else in my family,

1484
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 2: and I never know who it is because I'm not

1485
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,720
Speaker 2: in that loop. So that's how I end up going

1486
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:51,200
Speaker 2: all the way home to Chicago for Thanksgiving last year

1487
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:54,680
Speaker 2: and discovering that no one's coming except me and my kid.

1488
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,960
Speaker 2: And so I'm like, I want to know this year,

1489
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:03,200
Speaker 2: who's going to be around. Did you ask who was

1490
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:07,560
Speaker 2: not talking to whom? So that I can avoid any landmines,

1491
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 2: you know.

1492
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:11,599
Speaker 1: Did you ask about any pre Thanksgiving bombshells that may

1493
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:12,240
Speaker 1: be drawn?

1494
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,840
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I haven't reached out to the simbling group

1495
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 2: chat on that one. Well, listen, I want to learn

1496
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,920
Speaker 2: about those in the moment, you know what I mean.

1497
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:22,280
Speaker 2: I might, I might play dumb over here on the show,

1498
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,360
Speaker 2: but I would have wanted a heads up on that

1499
01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:25,360
Speaker 2: last one.

1500
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:27,280
Speaker 1: That my mom was dating. Yeah, if they knew and

1501
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:28,880
Speaker 1: didn't tell you, I would have been pissed. But this

1502
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,920
Speaker 1: is what I mean. I'm out of the loop.

1503
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,880
Speaker 2: So it wouldn't even occur to them to text me

1504
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:35,400
Speaker 2: and say that, because by the time it gets to me,

1505
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,720
Speaker 2: they're so tired of hearing about it that they don't

1506
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,920
Speaker 2: want to talk about it to anyone. Because when my

1507
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,120
Speaker 2: brother finally came out of the house later that afternoon,

1508
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:47,160
Speaker 2: I was like, thanks dude forgetting me. I'm like whispering

1509
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:49,960
Speaker 2: because my mom's in the kitchen. I'm like, thanks for

1510
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:52,120
Speaker 2: giving me the heads up. He goes, I don't eat.

1511
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:54,519
Speaker 2: I'm so tired of hearing about I don't even want

1512
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 2: to talk about it. I go, okay, it's fine. Nobody

1513
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:02,880
Speaker 2: could drop me a line. Hey f YI. But again

1514
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,840
Speaker 2: they were like, man, we figured she we let her

1515
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,720
Speaker 2: tell you, yeah, wanted to tell you. She wanted to

1516
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:09,920
Speaker 2: tell you, hey, just a heads up. Mom's got something

1517
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,920
Speaker 2: to tell you. Yeah, yeah, But then I worry. Nothing bad.

1518
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:17,240
Speaker 2: Mom's alive. She's just she's feeling good. This is how

1519
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:20,479
Speaker 2: I grew up, right, we don't talk like that. My

1520
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,920
Speaker 2: mom is one of these. But I didn't want to

1521
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:22,679
Speaker 2: bother you.

1522
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,879
Speaker 19: Well, I was going to tell you that I was terminal,

1523
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:29,840
Speaker 19: but I didn't want to bother You're busy.

1524
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:33,559
Speaker 2: Mom, what That's why I am the way I am right,

1525
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,920
Speaker 2: I'm very like, very pragmatic.

1526
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:41,360
Speaker 19: Well, I didn't want to tell you that I had

1527
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:48,160
Speaker 19: I lost a foot. I had that venus, that venus

1528
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:51,160
Speaker 19: states this thing. I don't want to tell you, honey eyes.

1529
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,639
Speaker 19: I figured i'd wait until you saw me limping.

1530
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:56,120
Speaker 2: Well, I appreciate that, Mom. I am busy. Hey, thank you.

1531
01:19:56,160 --> 01:20:01,200
Speaker 2: I walk now with a thirty degree list to port cool.

1532
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,879
Speaker 2: So I'm just trying to set myself up for success

1533
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:08,240
Speaker 2: to whatever degree that I can. You know, and I

1534
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:11,240
Speaker 2: always say what can I bring? I'm happy to bring

1535
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 2: whatever what can I bring? It's always nothing now, I

1536
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:17,439
Speaker 2: know this, but I still ask because I want her

1537
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:20,080
Speaker 2: to know that I'm happy to contribute in whatever. You know,

1538
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,280
Speaker 2: I don't like because I'm the only one that's still

1539
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:23,720
Speaker 2: not there. So it's like, you know, I haven't been

1540
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:26,400
Speaker 2: a long time, and so I don't like to just

1541
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:29,880
Speaker 2: parachute in. You know, I have a couple drinks, have

1542
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 2: dinner and split, so I want to know how can

1543
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:33,720
Speaker 2: I contribute in a meaningful way?

1544
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,400
Speaker 1: And no one really drinks right, like you wasn't that

1545
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,760
Speaker 1: part of the thing last year was like you were

1546
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:38,479
Speaker 1: sort of by yourself.

1547
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:41,559
Speaker 2: Well, we go to my brother's house usually the night

1548
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:44,240
Speaker 2: before it was like all the siblings. It was easier

1549
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,760
Speaker 2: before all the kids were grown up, because now everybody's

1550
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:49,040
Speaker 2: kind of you know, when your kids get older and

1551
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 2: they live in other places, you go visit them, right,

1552
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,679
Speaker 2: And so my son's in Chicago now, and my one

1553
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:57,719
Speaker 2: nephew is in Tucson, and you know, so another one's

1554
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:00,160
Speaker 2: in Germany. So I never even know if he's he's

1555
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 2: in the army. I never even know if he's coming home.

1556
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 2: But we used to go to my brothers the night

1557
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:07,800
Speaker 2: before Thanksgiving. We all sit around and you know, have

1558
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:10,800
Speaker 2: some larfs and get drunk. But we don't really do

1559
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 2: that anymore because you know, like my sister is a

1560
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:15,200
Speaker 2: stepmom and all that kind of stuff. So it's just,

1561
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,720
Speaker 2: you know, those are just functions of life. But I

1562
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:24,320
Speaker 2: just like to know what's happening. So that's what's up.

1563
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 2: This is pretty damn funny. What's going on out there?

1564
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:28,519
Speaker 6: Man?

1565
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:32,439
Speaker 19: There's like three Okay, I'm not dead yet, I mean

1566
01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:33,000
Speaker 19: pretty soon.

1567
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:34,840
Speaker 2: From what they told me, it's okay. I just didn't

1568
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:37,680
Speaker 2: want to bother you. Mom. It's not a bother If

1569
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,679
Speaker 2: you tell me, I know, I just you know, I'll

1570
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,760
Speaker 2: text you. I'll text you a picture of me and

1571
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:47,360
Speaker 2: my coffin. Cool. Thanks mom. What's going on? Oh the kids?

1572
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,240
Speaker 2: I can hear children?

1573
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,000
Speaker 1: Well, no, I just it's very funny what's happening because

1574
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,280
Speaker 1: there's like three people actually trying to work.

1575
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:56,080
Speaker 2: Dan sit try outside of well people without kids.

1576
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,639
Speaker 1: He's just he's trying to get well, you can tell

1577
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,200
Speaker 1: he's just trying to get something done. He's trying to

1578
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 1: wrap up a propos or something. They shut off all

1579
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 1: the lights around him. The guy's sitting there working on,

1580
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:06,400
Speaker 1: shaking his head like I just I just need.

1581
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:09,120
Speaker 2: To get this out. He's illuminated by the glow of

1582
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:09,879
Speaker 2: his monitor.

1583
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:12,160
Speaker 1: We got poor Tom trying to do the news in

1584
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,639
Speaker 1: the back there all the lights around.

1585
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:19,240
Speaker 2: God, dem I can't say yeah Allan. I recently followed

1586
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:23,880
Speaker 2: Rob on Instagram? Why did I think he was black? Really?

1587
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:27,160
Speaker 2: I don't know why. It's like everybody thinks Ryan Bergland

1588
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:29,560
Speaker 2: is black. I'm like, how do you come to that conclusion?

1589
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:33,240
Speaker 2: We're on camera every day. We're coming up on the

1590
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:37,240
Speaker 2: one year anniversary of Rob as my co host. Wow,

1591
01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:46,280
Speaker 2: you know that's coming up? It's sometime. It's November. Uh, November.

1592
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:48,840
Speaker 2: I'll tell you because I saw it come up in

1593
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:54,040
Speaker 2: my calendar. November eleventh, Veterans Day. Rob. Also the anniversary

1594
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,519
Speaker 2: of my vasectomy. Oh look at that fitting. How did

1595
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:06,160
Speaker 2: I forget that? Balls to another Uh yeah, November eleventh,

1596
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:08,840
Speaker 2: the Robs one year anniversary on the show.

1597
01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:12,519
Speaker 1: Wow, and what a ride. It's Bill Overbouler and what

1598
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,200
Speaker 1: are we doing? You want to go over to the

1599
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:17,160
Speaker 1: Marble Room. Yeah, we'll have the company buy us dinner

1600
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:18,879
Speaker 1: that night. I'll buy one year anniversary.

1601
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:21,320
Speaker 2: I haven't been yet. You ain't buying why I haven't

1602
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:22,800
Speaker 2: even I haven't even been over there. I've never gone

1603
01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 2: to the Marble Room. They're gonna pay. Oh they're paying,

1604
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 2: they'll pay. Oh they'll pay big of buy seventy dollars

1605
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:35,200
Speaker 2: spider Man cakes. Yes, you me and Misney. Yeah, he'll

1606
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:38,120
Speaker 2: make them. That's random. Yeah right, well just for that

1607
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 2: so I could make that joke working.

1608
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1609
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 2: Stephen Kanton says, I should bring something totally random, like

1610
01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:49,200
Speaker 2: a lasagna to Thanksgiving and see what my mom thinks.

1611
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:49,760
Speaker 2: That's not that.

1612
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:54,840
Speaker 1: Random, my housepal, we have our our Thanksgiving menu growing

1613
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:57,400
Speaker 1: up into this day is very traditional.

1614
01:23:57,560 --> 01:24:02,000
Speaker 2: There's really no curveballs. It's it's turkey and stuffing. My

1615
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:05,200
Speaker 2: mom used to make like this bread stuffing that everybody

1616
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:07,960
Speaker 2: loved except me and my dad. So my mom would

1617
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 2: make a separate thing of just store bought stovetops the

1618
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:14,360
Speaker 2: best thing for me and my dad, and we would

1619
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:18,760
Speaker 2: house it. Yes, we would inhale stovetop stuffing. Well, if

1620
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:20,760
Speaker 2: she got this big pan of like bread stuffing that

1621
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:23,320
Speaker 2: everybody else is sucking down, I'm like more for us.

1622
01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:23,920
Speaker 2: Bro yep.

1623
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:26,280
Speaker 1: And now that my dad's gone, it's just for me,

1624
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:30,559
Speaker 1: so good I will. I will make everything from scratch.

1625
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:33,080
Speaker 1: So when I do Thanksgiving dinner, it's it's a two

1626
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:35,920
Speaker 1: day process, right, everything.

1627
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:37,800
Speaker 2: You can imagine good for you? Yes, it is good

1628
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:39,200
Speaker 2: for me and for those around me.

1629
01:24:39,439 --> 01:24:39,639
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1630
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:42,120
Speaker 2: True, you're giving of yourself, your time and your talents.

1631
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:43,280
Speaker 2: I will not make stuffing.

1632
01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:47,559
Speaker 1: I buy two enormous boxes of stove top turkey stuffing

1633
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:48,839
Speaker 1: and eat one by myself.

1634
01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:51,240
Speaker 2: So oh, it is the greatest thing on the plane.

1635
01:24:51,280 --> 01:24:53,599
Speaker 2: And the staler it gets, the more delicious it. Could

1636
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:55,880
Speaker 2: you let it sit in that pot?

1637
01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 5: Yep?

1638
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,960
Speaker 2: You you moisten it with an eye drop?

1639
01:25:00,479 --> 01:25:00,679
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1640
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:04,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, scrape it off the side. Oh, it's so good.

1641
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:06,519
Speaker 2: I eat it out of the pan, out of the pot.

1642
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,760
Speaker 1: And then the next day that's when you can start

1643
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:12,040
Speaker 1: making those open face Thanksgiving sandwiches and you put the

1644
01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:15,240
Speaker 1: the stuffing with the turkey and the mashed potatoes and

1645
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,120
Speaker 1: all the Oh.

1646
01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:19,680
Speaker 2: I can't wait for Thanksgiving turkey. And I slice up

1647
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:20,720
Speaker 2: green olives.

1648
01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:23,880
Speaker 1: On my turkey sandwiches, do you Yeah, interesting mementos or

1649
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:24,559
Speaker 1: just green olive?

1650
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:25,080
Speaker 18: Do you?

1651
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:28,000
Speaker 2: Usel of pimento is fine too, Yeah? Green olive and

1652
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,400
Speaker 2: slice him up. Get my pairing knife, go to nuts.

1653
01:25:30,479 --> 01:25:33,640
Speaker 2: Never tried that before. Alan, Even standard birthday cakes are

1654
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:37,840
Speaker 2: forty bucks these days. God damn these thanks dariffs. Every

1655
01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:43,920
Speaker 2: everything is more expensive because of Trump. This guy he's

1656
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,880
Speaker 2: a real I'm starting to think this guy's a real stinker.

1657
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:47,760
Speaker 2: That's just how white folks will do.

1658
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:53,520
Speaker 14: You the cramp, bad resauce for having man potatoes.

1659
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:56,439
Speaker 2: Oh the turkey looks great. Thank you for loving me,

1660
01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:58,040
Speaker 2: Thank you for being there.

1661
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:03,360
Speaker 14: Everyone's taking Oh well, thanking you again, thanking.

1662
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:08,200
Speaker 1: You, Kaled the turkey, Alan, bring a football to have

1663
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:14,599
Speaker 1: a catch with you, step Tad. You know what, Ladies

1664
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:17,920
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, we are experiencing technical difficulties.

1665
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:19,000
Speaker 5: Please standbys.

1666
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:33,640
Speaker 11: We will return to our regularly scheduled program momentarily.

1667
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:40,160
Speaker 2: Please stay tuned. All right. I used to find those

1668
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,000
Speaker 2: jokes a lot funnier until it became.

1669
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:45,839
Speaker 1: But me, yeah, no, I don't want yeah. And technically,

1670
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:47,200
Speaker 1: if someone was going to have a catch with you,

1671
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't they say bring a mitt? Does anybody say, let's

1672
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:50,880
Speaker 1: go have a catch with a football.

1673
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:54,240
Speaker 2: Cotton balls? Does he marches to the beat of his

1674
01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:57,360
Speaker 2: own drummer, cotton ball should go get bent for that joke.

1675
01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:59,960
Speaker 2: But I think he's thinking seasonally. I get it. It is a.

1676
01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:06,559
Speaker 1: Yeah going some Brian yep, now you're gonna know the song.

1677
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:09,280
Speaker 2: But I like what he does with it. It's a classic.

1678
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,960
Speaker 20: If you wanted to be happy, Payrris You're life?

1679
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:19,120
Speaker 2: Who is that Tommy James or Jones or something? Everybody

1680
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:19,840
Speaker 2: knows this song.

1681
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,240
Speaker 20: Do you want to be happy pay Iris your life?

1682
01:27:22,479 --> 01:27:23,800
Speaker 20: Don't make a pretty.

1683
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:24,639
Speaker 6: Girl, you're a West.

1684
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:27,280
Speaker 5: If you, for my personal point.

1685
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,720
Speaker 6: Of view, get an ugly girl too married you.

1686
01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:32,439
Speaker 2: Oh what a song, right. I don't know if that

1687
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,439
Speaker 2: was the one hit those guys had, but it was

1688
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:36,320
Speaker 2: a hit. That is fantastic.

1689
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,120
Speaker 1: He also just to go to pretty girl instead of

1690
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:42,160
Speaker 1: a pretty woman. I mean, he just made it his own,

1691
01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:43,760
Speaker 1: but somehow found his way back.

1692
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,240
Speaker 2: Just well done, Bryan.

1693
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:47,679
Speaker 20: If you wanted to be happy for Irris your life,

1694
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:50,680
Speaker 20: don't make a pretty girl, you're a West. If you,

1695
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:54,000
Speaker 20: for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl

1696
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:54,679
Speaker 20: too married.

1697
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:59,040
Speaker 2: You and I don't think he's married, so it's you know,

1698
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:00,800
Speaker 2: those who can't do each I guess.

1699
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:04,120
Speaker 20: If you want to be happy for hers your life,

1700
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:07,639
Speaker 20: don't make your pretty girl your wife. If you, from

1701
01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:11,120
Speaker 20: my personal point of view, get an ugly girl too married.

1702
01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:28,679
Speaker 2: Jimmy Soul nineteen sixty three. I'll take songs you can't

1703
01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:30,760
Speaker 2: make today for eight hundred holes. Yeah, but I'll tell

1704
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:33,840
Speaker 2: you what it is. It's really the song of a

1705
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:37,960
Speaker 2: very unconfident guy, right. And this song has been in

1706
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:41,280
Speaker 2: tons of movies anytime they do a period piece from

1707
01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:44,439
Speaker 2: the sixties. I remember this movie called Mermaids with Cheron

1708
01:28:44,479 --> 01:28:47,640
Speaker 2: Monona Ryder. That was all over that movie. And you know,

1709
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:50,040
Speaker 2: so it's a jaunty song, but it's a guy going, look,

1710
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:53,519
Speaker 2: I don't have enough faith in myself that I could

1711
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:57,479
Speaker 2: have a beautiful wife. I got to marry an ugly girl.

1712
01:28:57,520 --> 01:28:59,360
Speaker 2: At those two dudes talking in the middle of this song,

1713
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:02,280
Speaker 2: and he goes, Man, I saw your wife the other day.

1714
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:03,639
Speaker 2: She's ugly.

1715
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:05,759
Speaker 5: He's like, eh, she can.

1716
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:09,240
Speaker 2: Cook, she sure can. Ugly.

1717
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that girl so ugly. She looked like she'd

1718
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:17,120
Speaker 1: been sitting on fire and put out with a chain.

1719
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,000
Speaker 1: I fell out of the ugly tree and hit every

1720
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:22,479
Speaker 1: ugly branch on the way down.

1721
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:26,200
Speaker 2: I love all the old timey grandpa stuff. And the

1722
01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:28,760
Speaker 2: guy don't want to work at all. Man, you give

1723
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:30,880
Speaker 2: him a job lying down, he get up and quit.

1724
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:34,760
Speaker 1: Good lord. If my wife looked like yours, I'd shave.

1725
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:38,080
Speaker 1: If my dog looked like your wife, I'd shave its ass.

1726
01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm teaching to walk backwards.

1727
01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:42,759
Speaker 2: Ever since Billy Jean got single, she's been.

1728
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:46,000
Speaker 1: Slinging that thing out of both pant legs. She's been

1729
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:47,879
Speaker 1: banging more than a screen door to a hurricane.

1730
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:48,519
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

1731
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:53,439
Speaker 1: That boy useless, You guys, reliable as a crocheting and

1732
01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:56,400
Speaker 1: condom man, ridden hard and put away wet.

1733
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:59,320
Speaker 2: Oh god, ugly woman, your wife.

1734
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:02,320
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I know. He's chubby chaser. She's

1735
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:08,000
Speaker 1: so bigger picture weigh five pounds. All that stuff, Oh god,

1736
01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:11,519
Speaker 1: may be so ugly you want a breastfeed it with

1737
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:12,080
Speaker 1: a straw.

1738
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:19,760
Speaker 2: AnyWho? That is a That is a version though of

1739
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:22,280
Speaker 2: a one of those island songs, you know, like Harry

1740
01:30:22,320 --> 01:30:25,559
Speaker 2: Belafonte would take island music as he was Jamaican and

1741
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:28,160
Speaker 2: turn it into songs. That was a song called Ugly

1742
01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:31,599
Speaker 2: Woman from like the Caribbean. Oh really, yeah, I didn't

1743
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:35,559
Speaker 2: know that. I think so right makes I mean, it

1744
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:36,040
Speaker 2: makes sense.

1745
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,439
Speaker 9: I'm wanting men be wise, and she was in your

1746
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,320
Speaker 9: good friends taking my advice.

1747
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:48,240
Speaker 2: The calypso loose for much.

1748
01:30:48,160 --> 01:30:49,479
Speaker 11: Depends on day one you.

1749
01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:56,400
Speaker 6: Like happens, come loving why?

1750
01:30:56,840 --> 01:31:00,160
Speaker 7: But that can only be if you love Zoe My

1751
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:02,280
Speaker 7: fellows so if your one.

1752
01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:04,200
Speaker 2: Will be happy and buckings night.

1753
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:07,719
Speaker 9: If I make up for your wife, yo, why.

1754
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:09,280
Speaker 2: Am I like the other version of love better?

1755
01:31:09,479 --> 01:31:14,439
Speaker 1: Adamsons sounds like he said if you like her penis? Yeah,

1756
01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:17,120
Speaker 1: how would be a whole different song. Trans people matter,

1757
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:19,040
Speaker 1: b If you want to be happy for the rest

1758
01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:21,600
Speaker 1: of your life, take a girl with a penis and

1759
01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:26,240
Speaker 1: maker your wife.

1760
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,439
Speaker 2: Waste my time. You can be both used the same loop. Wow,

1761
01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:32,800
Speaker 2: then think about her to break or the light. I'm

1762
01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:37,879
Speaker 2: gonna go out and found me. Oh we want to sometime,

1763
01:31:38,120 --> 01:31:45,280
Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna want you. I'm gonna be to found

1764
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:46,760
Speaker 2: a love woman to the.

1765
01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:52,640
Speaker 6: Camc's showing long she's good to me.

1766
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:55,120
Speaker 2: That's wheys that I'm gonna find me.

1767
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:56,479
Speaker 10: You won't.

1768
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:01,680
Speaker 11: Show on one hundred.

1769
01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:05,520
Speaker 18: MMS hugely.

1770
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:07,880
Speaker 2: A wild fire evacuates.

1771
01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:13,480
Speaker 9: You'd prepare for a hurricane, but there's no escaping this disaster.

1772
01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:15,680
Speaker 8: It's one of the worst disasters that I've seen in

1773
01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:16,120
Speaker 8: my career.

1774
01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:17,960
Speaker 6: He's the Alan Cox Show.

1775
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:29,760
Speaker 18: I'm one hundred seven WMMS.

1776
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:33,600
Speaker 2: I will have another one thousand dollars to give to

1777
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:37,559
Speaker 2: you here in a few minutes, about nine minutes or so.

1778
01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:41,000
Speaker 2: It's next keyword from the Buzzard bookie to grab a grand.

1779
01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:43,320
Speaker 6: Where well for the Chinese menu in his hand.

1780
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:48,840
Speaker 2: Author talking through the streets of the Soho podcaster bon

1781
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:53,679
Speaker 2: Vivante rack on tour. James Renner is back. I've gotten

1782
01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:57,719
Speaker 2: so many messages from people. All right, Andrea and Kihoga falls.

1783
01:32:58,439 --> 01:33:02,439
Speaker 2: I love James Renner. It doesn't feel like Halloween if

1784
01:33:02,479 --> 01:33:04,840
Speaker 2: he's not on the show. Well, that's sweet. I don't

1785
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,080
Speaker 2: think we had you in Did we have you only

1786
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:09,000
Speaker 2: last year? I feel like, was it last year? I

1787
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:12,240
Speaker 2: put a curse on the place last year? Maybe for

1788
01:33:12,280 --> 01:33:14,960
Speaker 2: some reason I was thinking so then I hadn't probably

1789
01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:17,120
Speaker 2: because I saw you at Poult's wedding. I probably hadn't

1790
01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:19,160
Speaker 2: seen you since then? Is that what it was? That's true?

1791
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:19,599
Speaker 5: Okay?

1792
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:21,559
Speaker 2: Good? Well then I'm glad though I didn't break the

1793
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:23,479
Speaker 2: streak because for some reason I had it in my

1794
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:27,280
Speaker 2: brain that we didn't do it last year. But it's yeah,

1795
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:28,120
Speaker 2: no last time.

1796
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:31,000
Speaker 21: Yeah, and that what a wedding like you and Tim

1797
01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:33,120
Speaker 21: Disney in the back five sheets to the way.

1798
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:35,760
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what we That guy is so good

1799
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:39,240
Speaker 2: at pretending that he remembers me, that he at least

1800
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,080
Speaker 2: at the wedding right. He was like, ah, I should

1801
01:33:41,120 --> 01:33:42,640
Speaker 2: come back or I said to him, I said, you

1802
01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:45,360
Speaker 2: come back on the show. There was another person who

1803
01:33:45,680 --> 01:33:49,440
Speaker 2: was texting me every day, Alan, this is my obligatory

1804
01:33:49,479 --> 01:33:53,920
Speaker 2: text begging you to ask James Renner about his historic

1805
01:33:54,120 --> 01:33:57,599
Speaker 2: kiss with Mike Polk Junior. This was a televised event

1806
01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:02,040
Speaker 2: back in the day. This was the first man to

1807
01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:09,320
Speaker 2: man kissy broadcast. Congratulations Wes, yep and yeah No. Two

1808
01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:12,759
Speaker 2: thousand and one, we went to New York to film

1809
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:15,720
Speaker 2: the last episode right of our TV show that we

1810
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:19,000
Speaker 2: were doing at Kent State University night and we stood

1811
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:22,960
Speaker 2: out front of the Today Show and the cameras were panning.

1812
01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:25,639
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. I didn't make the connection that that's

1813
01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:27,920
Speaker 2: what he was. And you guys are in the background.

1814
01:34:28,439 --> 01:34:29,599
Speaker 2: We were right up front.

1815
01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:32,519
Speaker 21: Yeah, And when the camera gets to us, we start

1816
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:33,920
Speaker 21: making out.

1817
01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:34,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1818
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:35,760
Speaker 2: Oh.

1819
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:39,479
Speaker 21: Hour stops reading the news and he's like what He's like,

1820
01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:42,720
Speaker 21: I guess we're bringing people together here on the Today Show.

1821
01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:45,240
Speaker 2: Oh little did we know. I'm gonna show it on

1822
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:48,000
Speaker 2: the live stream here so people can watch it. This

1823
01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:53,640
Speaker 2: is two thousand and one. Two young bucks by the

1824
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:58,120
Speaker 2: names of James Renner and Mike Polk Junior in Times

1825
01:34:58,160 --> 01:35:02,599
Speaker 2: Square there and they there's Aaron McBride, Yes, right, Uh huh?

1826
01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:04,840
Speaker 2: Who was this wasn't man in the box? What was? This?

1827
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:07,800
Speaker 2: Was Last Call Cleveland, last Call? Clear the rig. Let

1828
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:12,759
Speaker 2: me show this here the New York camp come so pretty,

1829
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:14,760
Speaker 2: it's great the background of the Today Show. Let me

1830
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:21,559
Speaker 2: cut ahead to this. They sweep the God. I hope

1831
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:26,320
Speaker 2: that may not there they go. Let mec news today.

1832
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:29,040
Speaker 6: We're a back on a Fursday.

1833
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:31,879
Speaker 2: Morning March between panning the crowd here you're looking as

1834
01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:34,519
Speaker 2: dropped by outside our window this morning on pretty day

1835
01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:37,960
Speaker 2: during the Northeast. I got to figure a lot of ladies.

1836
01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:43,679
Speaker 22: Continuing body okay, bringing people together.

1837
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:48,479
Speaker 2: God, And you can't believe like that never happened before that,

1838
01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:53,240
Speaker 2: you know, it's something you're like it was right there. Yes, well, congratulations,

1839
01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:57,000
Speaker 2: you're welcome. But James Redder did not rest on his

1840
01:35:57,920 --> 01:36:01,680
Speaker 2: uh man on man laurels as a or and uh,

1841
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:03,880
Speaker 2: we were just I should have as much as you

1842
01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:08,599
Speaker 2: should have. Yes, but of course a giant in the

1843
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:11,280
Speaker 2: true crime genre, right, you've been do this for a

1844
01:36:11,280 --> 01:36:14,439
Speaker 2: long time. I mean it's no wonder and I'm no

1845
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:19,080
Speaker 2: different than anybody else where. I'm watching The Monster Show

1846
01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:21,240
Speaker 2: with that Gaen on Netflix, even though I bailed because

1847
01:36:21,240 --> 01:36:24,000
Speaker 2: I couldn't handle the voice. Yeah, but all these shows

1848
01:36:24,040 --> 01:36:28,120
Speaker 2: that are it's it's beyond a cottage industry now. I

1849
01:36:28,120 --> 01:36:30,200
Speaker 2: mean some of the you know, and obviously they're running

1850
01:36:30,240 --> 01:36:33,240
Speaker 2: jokes on true crime or it's like they really appeal

1851
01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:36,439
Speaker 2: to women and that's gotta be kind of half joking

1852
01:36:36,479 --> 01:36:39,120
Speaker 2: when they say, well, they're kind of being aware of

1853
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:41,639
Speaker 2: the signs for if their guy flips out or something

1854
01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:44,000
Speaker 2: like that, because obviously most of those things are perpetrated

1855
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:44,679
Speaker 2: by guys.

1856
01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:48,599
Speaker 21: Yes, yes, No, like seventy five percent of my readership

1857
01:36:48,680 --> 01:36:50,200
Speaker 21: and audience is women.

1858
01:36:50,439 --> 01:36:51,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, and.

1859
01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:56,120
Speaker 21: Yeah, I think it's it's part living vicariously into you know,

1860
01:36:56,160 --> 01:37:01,000
Speaker 21: this sexy, scary situation and also what to avoid and

1861
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:02,400
Speaker 21: to look for.

1862
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:05,080
Speaker 2: But I was, I was writing true crime before it

1863
01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:06,840
Speaker 2: was cool. That's what I mean. You've been doing this

1864
01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:09,640
Speaker 2: a long time. And I think the reason that it's

1865
01:37:09,680 --> 01:37:12,920
Speaker 2: impressive is because for it to be done well, it's

1866
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:17,479
Speaker 2: so deeply investigative, it's got to be mundane. I mean,

1867
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:21,280
Speaker 2: to the degree that you know there there isn't a

1868
01:37:21,320 --> 01:37:23,880
Speaker 2: plot twist around every corner there isn't.

1869
01:37:23,920 --> 01:37:26,000
Speaker 21: I've gotten very lucky with some of the stories I've

1870
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:28,679
Speaker 21: picked though, with where they do you know, I'm like, God,

1871
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:30,320
Speaker 21: I don't know if I have an ending here. And

1872
01:37:30,320 --> 01:37:33,559
Speaker 21: then I find other police reports and I'm taking ninety

1873
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:36,680
Speaker 21: degree angle this other way, and suddenly there's this other suspect.

1874
01:37:36,720 --> 01:37:39,519
Speaker 21: And so I've just I've just gotten very lucky at

1875
01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:42,000
Speaker 21: picking picking cases, you know, like the lease a pruit

1876
01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:43,040
Speaker 21: case out of Shaker Heighth.

1877
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe Mahalovek, your name is most closely associated with that.

1878
01:37:47,040 --> 01:37:49,880
Speaker 2: I've lived in Bay Village now almost ten years and

1879
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:54,000
Speaker 2: you'll still see Amy Mahalovek's you know, name, image and

1880
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:56,439
Speaker 2: likeness all over the place for you know, memorial runs

1881
01:37:56,439 --> 01:37:58,920
Speaker 2: things like that, and it's and I guess my question

1882
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:01,240
Speaker 2: is you probably don't have an answer for it. So

1883
01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:03,680
Speaker 2: it's more rhetorical than anything else. But it's along the

1884
01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:06,799
Speaker 2: lines of like, let's say they were able to shut

1885
01:38:06,800 --> 01:38:11,200
Speaker 2: the book on that case besides closure for the family,

1886
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:13,240
Speaker 2: and I'm kind of of two minds on the concept

1887
01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:16,760
Speaker 2: of closure, but other than closure, wouldn't do anything right.

1888
01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:19,960
Speaker 2: I mean, like, most likely whoever perpetrated this stuff, they

1889
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:21,320
Speaker 2: themselves probably gone.

1890
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:24,040
Speaker 21: We're dead or you know, a couple of things on

1891
01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:26,719
Speaker 21: that they are testing DNA in that case. Again, and

1892
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:30,599
Speaker 21: I'm very optimistic with what you can do with genetic

1893
01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:33,400
Speaker 21: genealogy now. But also a few years ago I gave

1894
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:36,559
Speaker 21: a reading of from the Amy Mahamlevik book I think

1895
01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:40,479
Speaker 21: in Grafton and it was a great turnout. There's like

1896
01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:42,880
Speaker 21: one hundred people there. One of the better library talks

1897
01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:46,240
Speaker 21: I gave. And then afterwards, after I completely talked about

1898
01:38:46,240 --> 01:38:48,400
Speaker 21: this case for an hour, this man comes up to

1899
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:51,879
Speaker 21: me at the end and I recognize him as Amy's father. Yeah,

1900
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:54,200
Speaker 21: and he's like, hey, He's like, if you have some time,

1901
01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:56,240
Speaker 21: you want to come over for burger after this?

1902
01:38:56,560 --> 01:38:57,120
Speaker 2: I'm not sure?

1903
01:38:57,160 --> 01:39:00,080
Speaker 21: So I went over, we shared a dinner and and

1904
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:02,920
Speaker 21: I put that they were appreciative of your role in

1905
01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:05,720
Speaker 21: all of that. Yeah, yeah, eventually they you know, we

1906
01:39:05,840 --> 01:39:10,040
Speaker 21: we you know. And but I put that question to him,

1907
01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:12,400
Speaker 21: I'm like, you know, if they find out who did this,

1908
01:39:12,479 --> 01:39:14,519
Speaker 21: is there any sense of closure there? And he thought

1909
01:39:14,520 --> 01:39:17,519
Speaker 21: for a second and what he said was, you know,

1910
01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:19,599
Speaker 21: closures for buildings, not people.

1911
01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:24,720
Speaker 2: And you know, I just like the way you put that. Yeah,

1912
01:39:24,840 --> 01:39:27,200
Speaker 2: in addition to the true crime stuff, James has written

1913
01:39:27,240 --> 01:39:29,479
Speaker 2: a number of novels, some of which have been optioned

1914
01:39:29,520 --> 01:39:32,200
Speaker 2: for like TV and film and things like that. Anything

1915
01:39:32,240 --> 01:39:33,960
Speaker 2: come of those. I mean that's a deal where like,

1916
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:35,519
Speaker 2: you know, they cut you a check and then they

1917
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:39,120
Speaker 2: but and then you hope it gets made. Yeah. Yeah.

1918
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:42,200
Speaker 21: You know the Man from Primrose Lane, my first novel,

1919
01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:46,320
Speaker 21: which is you know, if you know about Temi mahalivak case,

1920
01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:47,960
Speaker 21: you read this novel and you're like, Okay, I see

1921
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:51,280
Speaker 21: where he's mining all this. That was option for Bradley

1922
01:39:51,360 --> 01:39:54,559
Speaker 21: Cooper back in twenty twelve, and man, it's been all

1923
01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:56,280
Speaker 21: over the place since then. It was at Hulu, it

1924
01:39:56,320 --> 01:39:58,800
Speaker 21: was at Fox, and now it's with a company called

1925
01:39:58,840 --> 01:40:02,400
Speaker 21: Boulder Light. They did that movie called Barbarian. Oh yeah,

1926
01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:07,240
Speaker 21: Zach Cregor, Yeah, very good. So he did weapons too, Yes, yeah,

1927
01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:10,639
Speaker 21: So I'm hoping that it finally comes together. That's what's

1928
01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:14,640
Speaker 21: called being in Turnaround in the movie. And that's but

1929
01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:16,200
Speaker 21: it came from Ohio.

1930
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Speaker 2: Is your book from about a decade back of like

1931
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:21,479
Speaker 2: northeast Ohio urban legends and things like that, And that's

1932
01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:23,599
Speaker 2: what people kind of associate when you when you come

1933
01:40:23,600 --> 01:40:26,000
Speaker 2: on here around Halloween. Yeah, but you did tell me

1934
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:29,840
Speaker 2: you had new store stuff. Okay, do you want to

1935
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:30,880
Speaker 2: I do lay something.

1936
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:34,280
Speaker 21: I'm always looking for new monster stories from around Ohio

1937
01:40:34,960 --> 01:40:39,200
Speaker 21: Mothman and the Werewolf of Defiance, and I found a

1938
01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:39,840
Speaker 21: new one that did.

1939
01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:41,559
Speaker 2: Is that the genre that they're yeah?

1940
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:44,439
Speaker 21: Okay, yeah, and this is Have you ever heard of

1941
01:40:44,479 --> 01:40:46,080
Speaker 21: the Minerva Lake Monster?

1942
01:40:46,439 --> 01:40:46,880
Speaker 2: I haven't.

1943
01:40:47,040 --> 01:40:51,280
Speaker 21: This is a Mansfield story. Okay, Mansfield. Let me here's

1944
01:40:51,320 --> 01:40:56,280
Speaker 21: here's the write up. This is from Spooky Appalachia dot com. Yeah.

1945
01:40:56,320 --> 01:40:58,720
Speaker 21: On the night of March twenty eighth, nineteen fifty nine,

1946
01:40:58,760 --> 01:41:02,040
Speaker 21: three teenage boys had an experience that would etch their

1947
01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:05,880
Speaker 21: names into the annals of cryptid history. The boys were

1948
01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:08,960
Speaker 21: exploring the swampy shoreline near Ruggles Road when they witnessed

1949
01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:12,360
Speaker 21: something that defied belief. From the murky dapths of the lake,

1950
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:15,600
Speaker 21: a seven foot tall creature slowly emerged. Its skin was

1951
01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:20,920
Speaker 21: smooth and dark, in an unsettling, armless humanoid form. The

1952
01:41:20,960 --> 01:41:24,240
Speaker 21: most chilling detail of all, however, was its glowing green eyes,

1953
01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:27,280
Speaker 21: which seemed to pierce the night. Its large web feet

1954
01:41:27,280 --> 01:41:30,360
Speaker 21: were visible as it moved across the water's edge. Terrified

1955
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:32,880
Speaker 21: the boys fled, their hearts pounding as they rushed to

1956
01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:36,960
Speaker 21: report the encounter to local authorities. The police, intrigued by

1957
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:39,600
Speaker 21: the strange claims, ventured to the lake to investigate the

1958
01:41:39,600 --> 01:41:42,519
Speaker 21: bizarre reports. When they arrived, they were shocked to find

1959
01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:46,680
Speaker 21: a series of webbed footprints along the shoreline, footprints resembling

1960
01:41:46,720 --> 01:41:47,120
Speaker 21: those of.

1961
01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:47,719
Speaker 2: A skin diver.

1962
01:41:48,439 --> 01:41:51,439
Speaker 21: This discovery added weight to the boy's terrifying tale, suggesting

1963
01:41:51,479 --> 01:41:55,360
Speaker 21: that something with large webbed feet had indeed been lurking

1964
01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:58,320
Speaker 21: in the area, its movements leaving an undeniable mark in

1965
01:41:58,360 --> 01:42:01,040
Speaker 21: the mud. The creature was to have been seen again

1966
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:03,680
Speaker 21: in nineteen sixty three by a group of campers one

1967
01:42:03,720 --> 01:42:06,479
Speaker 21: evening in June. According to the account, the group was

1968
01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:08,519
Speaker 21: near the lake when they noticed a creature in the water.

1969
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:11,880
Speaker 21: They described it as having a long, twenty feet long,

1970
01:42:11,960 --> 01:42:16,960
Speaker 21: serpent like body, large eyes, and smooth, dark skin. The campers,

1971
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:20,000
Speaker 21: who were startled by the site, quickly left the area

1972
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:23,280
Speaker 21: and the local police were notified. Over the following days,

1973
01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:26,600
Speaker 21: other people in the area reported seeing unusual disturbances in

1974
01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:29,400
Speaker 21: the water and strange figures at the edge of the lake.

1975
01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:32,640
Speaker 21: Some local residents began to believe that this creature might

1976
01:42:32,680 --> 01:42:36,360
Speaker 21: be an undiscovered species of a large aquatic reptile, though

1977
01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:39,280
Speaker 21: no physical evidence of the monster was ever frowned.

1978
01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:42,120
Speaker 2: So you have to think that live in northeast Ohio

1979
01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:44,360
Speaker 2: because the lake is right there. A lot of these

1980
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:48,799
Speaker 2: things really do lend themselves to like nautical monsters. Yeah,

1981
01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:52,400
Speaker 2: not a lot of land animals that are.

1982
01:42:52,160 --> 01:42:56,200
Speaker 21: Yes, yeah, yeah, we do have like grassmen and dog

1983
01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:59,880
Speaker 21: men and bigfoot still yeah yeah, but yeah, a lot

1984
01:42:59,880 --> 01:43:04,000
Speaker 21: of aquatic animals. And I do believe there's enough evidence

1985
01:43:04,040 --> 01:43:06,679
Speaker 21: to suggest that there probably was some sort of large

1986
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:12,040
Speaker 21: lizard or reptile from our ancient past that might have survived,

1987
01:43:12,240 --> 01:43:15,360
Speaker 21: you know, in in groups, small little groups until the

1988
01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:16,880
Speaker 21: last hundred or two hundred years.

1989
01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:20,200
Speaker 2: So these are things that these you know, because there

1990
01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:24,439
Speaker 2: there are people who believe very strongly in these kinds

1991
01:43:24,479 --> 01:43:27,880
Speaker 2: of creatures that they're out there. They believe in sasquatch,

1992
01:43:27,920 --> 01:43:30,040
Speaker 2: they believe in and for a lot of people, their

1993
01:43:30,040 --> 01:43:33,120
Speaker 2: thought processes, well, these stories have been around for so long,

1994
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:36,479
Speaker 2: how could they not be real? Right? And my thought

1995
01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:39,559
Speaker 2: is always like, well, there's you know, oral history and

1996
01:43:39,600 --> 01:43:42,240
Speaker 2: things like that can go a long long time.

1997
01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:42,760
Speaker 5: Right.

1998
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:47,320
Speaker 2: Interestingly, you say that I have another story Hey, good,

1999
01:43:47,520 --> 01:43:49,880
Speaker 2: I didn't. I wasn't even setting that up that you

2000
01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:54,520
Speaker 2: set that up pretty Yeah. Well, we have local stories

2001
01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:57,360
Speaker 2: from the area from the Native American tribes that used

2002
01:43:57,400 --> 01:43:57,800
Speaker 2: to live here.

2003
01:43:57,800 --> 01:44:01,360
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Have you ever heard of the yah Quahwee.

2004
01:44:01,720 --> 01:44:03,800
Speaker 1: I've never heard of the yah Quahwei. No, it's a

2005
01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:09,679
Speaker 1: Lenape legend, Okay, Lenape. Yeah, they were Native Americans of Ohio.

2006
01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:15,760
Speaker 1: They had stories, mythos about how the Ohio Valley was

2007
01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:20,160
Speaker 1: once overrun by packs of massive beasts with skin so

2008
01:44:20,280 --> 01:44:23,559
Speaker 1: strong and hard that the sharpest spears could not penetrate it.

2009
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:28,000
Speaker 1: The Great Spirit was forced to eradicate these monsters, leaving

2010
01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:31,840
Speaker 1: behind only their bones. Now we now know that the

2011
01:44:31,920 --> 01:44:36,080
Speaker 1: yah Quahwei were actually mastodons, and that this tale was

2012
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:40,080
Speaker 1: likely passed through ten thousand years of oral history of

2013
01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:41,000
Speaker 1: the Lenape people.

2014
01:44:41,600 --> 01:44:41,840
Speaker 6: Wow.

2015
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:47,559
Speaker 2: Oral history, I mean, that's what accounts for religion, That's

2016
01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:50,679
Speaker 2: what accounts for you know, all creatures, big and small.

2017
01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:54,240
Speaker 2: I guess some bush gets burned by a streak of lightning,

2018
01:44:54,600 --> 01:44:56,960
Speaker 2: you know, a couple thousand years ago. Suddenly it becomes

2019
01:44:57,000 --> 01:45:00,080
Speaker 2: a big deal. Yeah, that's right, James Runner Is And

2020
01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:03,839
Speaker 2: the book was called it came from Ohio, these renewer

2021
01:45:03,840 --> 01:45:06,639
Speaker 2: stories from that. Is there another version of that book?

2022
01:45:06,680 --> 01:45:08,240
Speaker 2: I mean, is that kind of one and done for that?

2023
01:45:08,479 --> 01:45:10,320
Speaker 2: Or did you We've been talking about it.

2024
01:45:10,360 --> 01:45:14,080
Speaker 21: I mean my publisher and friend here in Cleveland, David Gray,

2025
01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:17,559
Speaker 21: every time we have a book and get together, he's like, hey,

2026
01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:19,840
Speaker 21: we got to do more. It came from Ohio, and

2027
01:45:19,880 --> 01:45:21,559
Speaker 21: I do want to get back to it. Is there

2028
01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:22,000
Speaker 21: just fun?

2029
01:45:22,280 --> 01:45:24,080
Speaker 2: I mean there, Yeah, I'm sure that there are a

2030
01:45:24,160 --> 01:45:28,320
Speaker 2: lot less taxing to do. You know, it's probably a

2031
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:30,280
Speaker 2: nice kind of respite from all the other stuff.

2032
01:45:30,320 --> 01:45:33,080
Speaker 21: It's sohow it cleanser. It's so much more fun. And

2033
01:45:33,120 --> 01:45:35,840
Speaker 21: I get to pretend to be Fox Moulder for a while. Yes,

2034
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:38,560
Speaker 21: because I'm like driving out to these far flung locations

2035
01:45:38,560 --> 01:45:40,800
Speaker 21: and I'm like, tell me about the frog monster you

2036
01:45:40,840 --> 01:45:42,280
Speaker 21: saw in nineteen seventy three.

2037
01:45:42,640 --> 01:45:45,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, and people will tell you. They'll love to tell you.

2038
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:46,040
Speaker 18: Yeah.

2039
01:45:46,120 --> 01:45:48,960
Speaker 2: People love their their local legends. Well also, I think

2040
01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:52,120
Speaker 2: that to me. You know, we talk about true crime

2041
01:45:52,120 --> 01:45:54,160
Speaker 2: and what's the allure of that, and it's a little

2042
01:45:54,200 --> 01:45:57,960
Speaker 2: bit more maybe more bid curiosity. But the things like

2043
01:45:58,000 --> 01:45:59,880
Speaker 2: cryptids and things like that. Even though I don't purs

2044
01:46:00,400 --> 01:46:03,280
Speaker 2: like believe in their existence. The interesting part is how

2045
01:46:03,360 --> 01:46:06,639
Speaker 2: much legitimate history is wrapped up in them. Yeah.

2046
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:10,320
Speaker 21: Absolutely, like the melon heads of Kirtland, which everybody you know,

2047
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:13,640
Speaker 21: it's one of the more popular local legends around here

2048
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:17,840
Speaker 21: that there are these three feet tall monsters around Kirtland

2049
01:46:17,840 --> 01:46:21,479
Speaker 21: that travel in the woods and have these ginormous heads

2050
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:23,919
Speaker 21: and eat people's chickens.

2051
01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:26,439
Speaker 2: And out there by the hold in Arboretum they're in

2052
01:46:26,479 --> 01:46:28,559
Speaker 2: they're in the woods near there. Yeah.

2053
01:46:28,600 --> 01:46:31,080
Speaker 21: But the seed, and this is one of the cool

2054
01:46:31,120 --> 01:46:33,880
Speaker 21: things about it, came from Ohio because I look at

2055
01:46:33,880 --> 01:46:35,800
Speaker 21: these stories and try to go into it like an

2056
01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:38,640
Speaker 21: investigative journalists would do, and try to find where that

2057
01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:41,719
Speaker 21: story came from. And I did find that that story

2058
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:45,120
Speaker 21: originates about over a little over one hundred years ago.

2059
01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:47,639
Speaker 21: There was a doctor who lived out on Wisner Road

2060
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:51,320
Speaker 21: who had a son that had hydrocephalus water in the

2061
01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:55,040
Speaker 21: brain and it gave him an abnormally large skull. And

2062
01:46:55,080 --> 01:46:57,360
Speaker 21: he didn't go to normal school, but during the day

2063
01:46:57,400 --> 01:46:59,040
Speaker 21: he would stand out by the road and wave to

2064
01:46:59,120 --> 01:47:02,479
Speaker 21: people as they as they passed by. So you know,

2065
01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:04,200
Speaker 21: that's the seed of the story. And then over one

2066
01:47:04,240 --> 01:47:07,519
Speaker 21: hundred years, it became the melon Heads of kurtlind.

2067
01:47:07,200 --> 01:47:10,240
Speaker 2: And a lot of those things. Obviously the mundane part

2068
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:13,720
Speaker 2: comes with like the more information and that we have,

2069
01:47:14,560 --> 01:47:17,120
Speaker 2: the less those things become a pertinent to people that

2070
01:47:17,160 --> 01:47:19,280
Speaker 2: are like, oh, the kid had a medical condition rather

2071
01:47:19,360 --> 01:47:21,599
Speaker 2: than some otherworldly thing. But doesn't make the stories any

2072
01:47:21,720 --> 01:47:24,200
Speaker 2: less fun, right, because those kind of continue and evolve.

2073
01:47:24,400 --> 01:47:28,559
Speaker 2: And you're at the Kingsville Public Library tonight, I am okay, now,

2074
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:30,240
Speaker 2: what are you doing that's at six o'clock tonight? What

2075
01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:30,920
Speaker 2: are you doing there?

2076
01:47:31,120 --> 01:47:33,759
Speaker 21: I Am going to be talking about the Lisa Pruitt,

2077
01:47:33,800 --> 01:47:37,280
Speaker 21: the unsolved Murder of Lisa pruit YEP nineteen ninety case,

2078
01:47:37,360 --> 01:47:39,960
Speaker 21: a sixteen year old girl found stabbed to death behind

2079
01:47:40,000 --> 01:47:43,559
Speaker 21: a mansion at South Woodland and Lee. And that was

2080
01:47:43,560 --> 01:47:45,760
Speaker 21: one of those stories that you know, like you say,

2081
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:48,160
Speaker 21: there's it's hard to find a story with a good twist,

2082
01:47:48,240 --> 01:47:51,200
Speaker 21: and that one when I finally got around to writing

2083
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:53,639
Speaker 21: the book, I found a hell of a twist towards

2084
01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:54,000
Speaker 21: the end.

2085
01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:57,240
Speaker 2: So what's the name of the book? Little Crazy Chill,

2086
01:47:57,320 --> 01:47:58,120
Speaker 2: Little Crazy Children?

2087
01:47:58,320 --> 01:47:58,519
Speaker 5: Kay?

2088
01:47:59,560 --> 01:48:03,519
Speaker 21: And yeah, I'll be reading from my latest book, Scout Camp,

2089
01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:06,280
Speaker 21: which came out in March tell me about Scout camp,

2090
01:48:06,320 --> 01:48:10,120
Speaker 21: because yeah, it sounds like there's plenty of fodder with

2091
01:48:10,200 --> 01:48:12,679
Speaker 21: the Boy Scouts. Yeah, it is about the scandal within

2092
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:16,320
Speaker 21: the Boy Scouts, but it's mostly about when it tells

2093
01:48:16,360 --> 01:48:19,040
Speaker 21: the story of when I was a camp counselor at

2094
01:48:19,080 --> 01:48:22,439
Speaker 21: the largest Boy Scout camp in Ohio seven Ranges, back

2095
01:48:22,479 --> 01:48:25,639
Speaker 21: in nineteen ninety five, when I was seventeen years old

2096
01:48:26,040 --> 01:48:29,000
Speaker 21: and a young man ended up dead under mysterious circumstances.

2097
01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:31,840
Speaker 21: And so thirty years later I go back and have

2098
01:48:31,920 --> 01:48:34,960
Speaker 21: to track down my old friends to figure out exactly.

2099
01:48:35,160 --> 01:48:37,519
Speaker 2: This was while you were there. Yeah, yeah, okay, what

2100
01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:38,360
Speaker 2: happened and why?

2101
01:48:38,680 --> 01:48:41,640
Speaker 21: And it turns out it kind of intersects with a

2102
01:48:41,680 --> 01:48:44,559
Speaker 21: secret society that was operating inside the camp.

2103
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:46,559
Speaker 2: As crazy as that sounds, I was going to say,

2104
01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:50,880
Speaker 2: so that's something that to the untrained ear, you'd go, well,

2105
01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:53,000
Speaker 2: that can't be right, right, And then you dig it

2106
01:48:53,000 --> 01:48:57,479
Speaker 2: out and you're like, oh, unfortunately it is Scout camp, sex, death,

2107
01:48:57,560 --> 01:49:01,439
Speaker 2: and secret societies inside the Boy Scouts of America. You

2108
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:07,000
Speaker 2: had me at sex and death, but the uh uh?

2109
01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:09,360
Speaker 1: And so you're still doing the podcast that I was

2110
01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:11,559
Speaker 1: listening to it for a while and Uh. I've got

2111
01:49:11,640 --> 01:49:14,920
Speaker 1: a couple of podcasts, The Philosophy of Crime, yeah and

2112
01:49:14,960 --> 01:49:17,639
Speaker 1: True Crime this week. And my next book comes out

2113
01:49:17,640 --> 01:49:20,880
Speaker 1: next summer, and that's on the unsolved Disappearance of Amy

2114
01:49:21,000 --> 01:49:26,000
Speaker 1: Lynn Bradley, who's a twenty woman young woman who went

2115
01:49:26,040 --> 01:49:28,840
Speaker 1: missing off a cruise ship in the Caribbean in nineteen

2116
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:32,679
Speaker 1: ninety eight. And that's that was. That was a wild ride.

2117
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:36,080
Speaker 21: As far as researching took me to the Caribbean, I

2118
01:49:36,120 --> 01:49:38,280
Speaker 21: got to take a cruise and write it off.

2119
01:49:39,640 --> 01:49:40,799
Speaker 2: So are they are these stories?

2120
01:49:40,960 --> 01:49:41,040
Speaker 5: Like?

2121
01:49:41,160 --> 01:49:43,920
Speaker 2: These are stories that you're always kind of calmbing for

2122
01:49:44,080 --> 01:49:46,439
Speaker 2: things that are not yet solved or that you know,

2123
01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:49,960
Speaker 2: are any of them things that people submit to you,

2124
01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:52,679
Speaker 2: like fans go, hey, this might be I think.

2125
01:49:52,560 --> 01:49:55,680
Speaker 21: As Lotty was put on my radar by one of

2126
01:49:55,840 --> 01:49:58,519
Speaker 21: one of my readers. Yeah, and uh, and I just

2127
01:49:58,680 --> 01:50:02,200
Speaker 21: became fascinated with that, and the Netflix made a documentary

2128
01:50:02,200 --> 01:50:04,880
Speaker 21: about it back in August that got really big. So

2129
01:50:05,720 --> 01:50:08,479
Speaker 21: but yeah, that one, I had so many adventures with it.

2130
01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:11,320
Speaker 21: I had to I flew to Grenada to track down

2131
01:50:11,360 --> 01:50:13,559
Speaker 21: the lead suspect in that case, who turned out to

2132
01:50:13,600 --> 01:50:17,000
Speaker 21: be an exorcist. So that was a that was a

2133
01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:17,960
Speaker 21: fun little adventure.

2134
01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:20,600
Speaker 2: This is this is a self styled person or a

2135
01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:22,120
Speaker 2: former clergy or what was it.

2136
01:50:22,240 --> 01:50:25,040
Speaker 21: He's in the clergy on the island and they have

2137
01:50:25,439 --> 01:50:29,679
Speaker 21: that's an island that's deep into what's called obia, which

2138
01:50:29,760 --> 01:50:33,439
Speaker 21: is a form of essentially voodoo. Okay, but it's outlawed

2139
01:50:33,439 --> 01:50:35,599
Speaker 21: on the islands in the Santa Ria family, that kind

2140
01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:39,240
Speaker 21: of thing. Yeah, so they dress it up in Catholicism

2141
01:50:39,280 --> 01:50:41,960
Speaker 21: and Christianity yep, to get by. And he works as

2142
01:50:42,000 --> 01:50:43,320
Speaker 21: an exorcist on the island.

2143
01:50:43,840 --> 01:50:46,639
Speaker 2: And does he have a pretty good closure rate or

2144
01:50:46,960 --> 01:50:49,519
Speaker 2: is he he's out there? Well according to him, yeah,

2145
01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:53,680
Speaker 2: according to him, there isn't one untapped demon on this

2146
01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:57,280
Speaker 2: island that I haven't dealt with. James Renner is if

2147
01:50:57,320 --> 01:50:59,400
Speaker 2: you're out on the east side tonight at six o'clock,

2148
01:50:59,439 --> 01:51:00,920
Speaker 2: he's going to be doing and a reading of Little

2149
01:51:00,960 --> 01:51:05,679
Speaker 2: Crazy Children and discussing true crime the Kingsville Public Library,

2150
01:51:05,760 --> 01:51:08,439
Speaker 2: that is tonight. What's the website? You got a website

2151
01:51:08,439 --> 01:51:11,439
Speaker 2: whereverybody can go, right James Renner dot com. Yeah, there

2152
01:51:11,520 --> 01:51:14,080
Speaker 2: you go. Good to see p L. Thanks thanks for

2153
01:51:14,120 --> 01:51:17,400
Speaker 2: coming in. It's not Halloween without James render. That's what

2154
01:51:17,439 --> 01:51:21,080
Speaker 2: everybody said, and they were right one more time the

2155
01:51:21,120 --> 01:51:22,400
Speaker 2: Allen Carr Show.

2156
01:51:22,560 --> 01:51:28,519
Speaker 6: On one hundred point seven called the Alan Cox Show.

2157
01:51:28,720 --> 01:51:31,000
Speaker 22: I'm sure to work for people on vacation when they

2158
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:33,120
Speaker 22: don't have to do something, but I can't imagine it

2159
01:51:33,200 --> 01:51:34,439
Speaker 22: working on a day to day basis.

2160
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:36,880
Speaker 13: You want six five seven, eight one double oh seven

2161
01:51:37,040 --> 01:52:04,880
Speaker 13: or eight one double o seven.

2162
01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:12,120
Speaker 2: Some World War One soldier threw a message in a

2163
01:52:12,160 --> 01:52:14,479
Speaker 2: bottle and they just found it washed up on a

2164
01:52:14,520 --> 01:52:18,400
Speaker 2: beach in Australia. I love those kinds of stories to say,

2165
01:52:19,240 --> 01:52:22,280
Speaker 2: because they've you'd think that it would have just obviously

2166
01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:27,680
Speaker 2: it's you know, oceans and seas are huge, but a

2167
01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:30,760
Speaker 2: note to his mother, dear mother, having a real good

2168
01:52:30,800 --> 01:52:35,080
Speaker 2: time food is real good too. So far, I've opened

2169
01:52:35,160 --> 01:52:38,400
Speaker 2: up my first kind of spam. It is a wonderful

2170
01:52:38,560 --> 01:52:43,680
Speaker 2: Ham type meal, a Ham type. He was heading to

2171
01:52:44,240 --> 01:52:45,000
Speaker 2: a message in a.

2172
01:52:45,000 --> 01:52:49,479
Speaker 1: Bottom alot to one hold on, Hold on Home.

2173
01:52:49,680 --> 01:52:54,000
Speaker 2: The treasure was fit. No, sorry, I had something else

2174
01:52:54,040 --> 01:52:56,519
Speaker 2: going in the background there. I still had my creepy

2175
01:52:56,560 --> 01:52:58,040
Speaker 2: James Renner music going there.

2176
01:53:00,080 --> 01:53:02,200
Speaker 16: Do you think, my goodness, he didn't even really know

2177
01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:03,280
Speaker 16: what he was heading to.

2178
01:53:03,720 --> 01:53:04,839
Speaker 2: A message in a bottle?

2179
01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:08,519
Speaker 23: Owner believed to be one of the last from an

2180
01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:11,479
Speaker 23: anzac to his mom back home. The treasure was found

2181
01:53:11,479 --> 01:53:14,160
Speaker 23: by a father and daughter on a remote esperance beach

2182
01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:15,559
Speaker 23: in Wa South As.

2183
01:53:15,600 --> 01:53:17,920
Speaker 2: She picked it up and said, oh Dad, this bottle's

2184
01:53:17,960 --> 01:53:20,879
Speaker 2: pretty cool. It's very thick glass and it's got messages

2185
01:53:20,880 --> 01:53:22,040
Speaker 2: in it. We better take it home.

2186
01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:26,879
Speaker 23: Its author is thought a run Australian soldier Malcolm Alexander Neville.

2187
01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:29,599
Speaker 23: The message to his mother is signed off somewhere at

2188
01:53:29,640 --> 01:53:32,360
Speaker 23: s August fifteenth, nineteen sixteen.

2189
01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:35,920
Speaker 1: So an Australian guy. This didn't even come from somewhere else.

2190
01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:37,600
Speaker 2: How did it take that long to wash up on

2191
01:53:37,600 --> 01:53:39,960
Speaker 2: an Australian beach If the guy was up from Australia,

2192
01:53:40,360 --> 01:53:42,479
Speaker 2: could have gotten hung up on something, I guess. So

2193
01:53:42,920 --> 01:53:45,599
Speaker 2: he gets stuck in there as he sailed to Europe

2194
01:53:45,640 --> 01:53:50,040
Speaker 2: to fight the First World War. After the after the

2195
01:53:50,680 --> 01:53:55,400
Speaker 2: assassination of Art Duke Ferland, the world was plunged into

2196
01:53:55,439 --> 01:54:01,040
Speaker 2: this array. So yeah, I love that. You gotta wonder

2197
01:54:01,080 --> 01:54:03,479
Speaker 2: if you were writing a note now throwing in a bottle,

2198
01:54:03,520 --> 01:54:04,519
Speaker 2: would it be like you know.

2199
01:54:05,439 --> 01:54:05,800
Speaker 5: It was.

2200
01:54:08,160 --> 01:54:11,120
Speaker 2: Love you bitch, I love you bitch. Like at the

2201
01:54:11,200 --> 01:54:15,479
Speaker 2: Kevin Gates Show. You're here with somebody loves Hey? How

2202
01:54:15,479 --> 01:54:19,400
Speaker 2: many people here with somebody there to know? Tonight? I

2203
01:54:19,479 --> 01:54:21,400
Speaker 2: want you to put your hand on their heart wherever

2204
01:54:21,439 --> 01:54:24,840
Speaker 2: they are. I love you, bitch boy. They did things

2205
01:54:24,880 --> 01:54:30,960
Speaker 2: different in twenty twenty five, didn't they. Now you get

2206
01:54:30,960 --> 01:54:35,400
Speaker 2: a note in a bottle from twenty twenty bring.

2207
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:35,960
Speaker 6: Your ass.

2208
01:54:37,160 --> 01:54:41,920
Speaker 2: That sucks out here. I'm how are your boobs? Bring

2209
01:54:41,960 --> 01:54:46,640
Speaker 2: your ass? I went out into the suite. The Halloween

2210
01:54:46,680 --> 01:54:48,600
Speaker 2: party is still going. It's very dim out there. There's

2211
01:54:48,640 --> 01:54:51,960
Speaker 2: a lot of people carrying their children around and it's

2212
01:54:52,000 --> 01:54:55,200
Speaker 2: just chaos. Yeah, And I went to grab a piece

2213
01:54:55,200 --> 01:54:57,560
Speaker 2: of candy, but I didn't really know the place that

2214
01:54:57,600 --> 01:55:00,360
Speaker 2: I had gone before. It had been moved, and so

2215
01:55:00,440 --> 01:55:03,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, dummy, there's a you put some candy

2216
01:55:03,240 --> 01:55:06,560
Speaker 2: in that blue pumpkin rights out of our studio. And

2217
01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:08,600
Speaker 2: I like kitkats, So I grabbed one that says kit

2218
01:55:08,720 --> 01:55:12,040
Speaker 2: cat counts, and I go, what the hell are kit

2219
01:55:12,160 --> 01:55:15,040
Speaker 2: cat count It just shaped like counter acula. Yeah, I

2220
01:55:15,040 --> 01:55:16,480
Speaker 2: thought that it was like a new kind of kids.

2221
01:55:16,680 --> 01:55:22,040
Speaker 2: The twigs that I bought were like green like gobblin twigs. Yes, well,

2222
01:55:22,040 --> 01:55:24,800
Speaker 2: and they do have the Halloween kit cats or like

2223
01:55:24,840 --> 01:55:27,440
Speaker 2: the Witch kitkats or something. So they're like white chocolate

2224
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:31,080
Speaker 2: and something else. Those are pretty good. But yeah, I

2225
01:55:31,400 --> 01:55:33,000
Speaker 2: kind of I was not going to do a full

2226
01:55:33,080 --> 01:55:35,240
Speaker 2: pass out there because there's so many people. I just

2227
01:55:35,320 --> 01:55:37,480
Speaker 2: I don't want to walk through that. But there's like

2228
01:55:37,520 --> 01:55:40,440
Speaker 2: little cups of red wine. And I walked out on

2229
01:55:40,520 --> 01:55:42,320
Speaker 2: people's desk. You worked out it walked out of the

2230
01:55:42,360 --> 01:55:44,160
Speaker 2: worst time. Yeah, I went to go get it water

2231
01:55:45,120 --> 01:55:47,600
Speaker 2: in the kitchen. Yeah, and they're they were stopping for

2232
01:55:47,640 --> 01:55:48,120
Speaker 2: a picture.

2233
01:55:48,520 --> 01:55:51,080
Speaker 1: So the boss has everybody like in a you know,

2234
01:55:51,120 --> 01:55:54,200
Speaker 1: I had group had faith from the traffics taking pictures

2235
01:55:54,200 --> 01:55:55,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, hurry up, come on, take

2236
01:55:55,680 --> 01:55:58,480
Speaker 1: a picture. And she goes get in and I was like,

2237
01:55:58,600 --> 01:56:01,560
Speaker 1: oh god, I'm good faith. I'm just you're just passing through.

2238
01:56:01,600 --> 01:56:02,320
Speaker 1: It's getting some water.

2239
01:56:02,680 --> 01:56:04,760
Speaker 2: No, no, get in. I'm like, just take the god

2240
01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:08,600
Speaker 2: damned picture of all the people to get holed into

2241
01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:09,600
Speaker 2: a picture. It's you.

2242
01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:10,880
Speaker 6: Oh.

2243
01:56:11,080 --> 01:56:12,840
Speaker 2: I don't believe in karma, but there it is. And

2244
01:56:12,880 --> 01:56:16,760
Speaker 2: then people are like, oh, you gotta get in, Like no, no,

2245
01:56:16,840 --> 01:56:23,800
Speaker 2: I don't enjoy your cake. You want to hold my baby? No, sure, don't.

2246
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:26,960
Speaker 2: Oh the cake's going to be gone by the time

2247
01:56:26,960 --> 01:56:30,280
Speaker 2: we're off too. I wouldn't touch it. I know you wouldn't.

2248
01:56:30,320 --> 01:56:32,480
Speaker 2: I'll have your piece and my piece, but you don't

2249
01:56:32,480 --> 01:56:35,040
Speaker 2: want to touch it now because you know all those

2250
01:56:37,240 --> 01:56:38,440
Speaker 2: oh they're not the kids.

2251
01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:39,280
Speaker 1: Look it?

2252
01:56:39,320 --> 01:56:45,360
Speaker 2: How cute it's cake shoe? You think they're holding children

2253
01:56:45,440 --> 01:56:49,080
Speaker 2: up to sneeze on the cake? I mean, nobody them cake.

2254
01:56:49,240 --> 01:56:51,920
Speaker 2: I know four children, but they're not. How would a

2255
01:56:52,000 --> 01:56:54,280
Speaker 2: kids snipe? Show them the cake?

2256
01:56:54,360 --> 01:56:55,440
Speaker 5: Isn't that cute? Kids?

2257
01:56:55,760 --> 01:56:59,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's so cute too, mom. I don't know that

2258
01:56:59,120 --> 01:57:01,520
Speaker 2: anybody would be in favor of that. I can't even

2259
01:57:01,520 --> 01:57:03,680
Speaker 2: think that the parents have said children would be what

2260
01:57:03,960 --> 01:57:06,360
Speaker 2: would what? They know what little kids are capable. I'm

2261
01:57:06,480 --> 01:57:08,240
Speaker 2: not going to want to put their kid's face next

2262
01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:09,360
Speaker 2: to a communal cake.

2263
01:57:09,800 --> 01:57:13,840
Speaker 1: I felt bad. Jen Pachano's here and she's like, oh,

2264
01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:16,640
Speaker 1: this is my daughter, and like little kids? Does she

2265
01:57:16,840 --> 01:57:17,360
Speaker 1: little ish?

2266
01:57:17,440 --> 01:57:17,600
Speaker 8: Yes?

2267
01:57:17,840 --> 01:57:18,160
Speaker 6: Really?

2268
01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:18,440
Speaker 5: Yeah?

2269
01:57:18,480 --> 01:57:21,080
Speaker 2: She didn't look like she was maybe seven eight.

2270
01:57:21,080 --> 01:57:23,560
Speaker 1: Years Maybe you think she had teenagers? Okay, maybe I

2271
01:57:23,600 --> 01:57:25,560
Speaker 1: think she might have one. Yeah, she have a couple

2272
01:57:25,560 --> 01:57:28,920
Speaker 1: of daughters, right, And I was like, oh, hi, she's

2273
01:57:28,960 --> 01:57:31,760
Speaker 1: like look at her, at her, her her boots and

2274
01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:33,120
Speaker 1: she's cute, sparkly boots.

2275
01:57:33,160 --> 01:57:33,360
Speaker 5: Nice.

2276
01:57:33,400 --> 01:57:35,320
Speaker 1: I had a couple. I have a couple of daughters,

2277
01:57:35,320 --> 01:57:38,120
Speaker 1: and they always had boots like that. And then I

2278
01:57:38,160 --> 01:57:40,200
Speaker 1: realized I was out of things to say instantly as

2279
01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:43,040
Speaker 1: soon as I said that, and I was like, nice

2280
01:57:43,080 --> 01:57:45,480
Speaker 1: to meet you. Yeah, but you don't have to Yeah,

2281
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:47,720
Speaker 1: that's okay, you don't have to engage it. And then

2282
01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:51,480
Speaker 1: I went to say thank you to that salesperson that

2283
01:57:51,560 --> 01:57:55,960
Speaker 1: gets the mounds, Joanne Joanne, and she was standing I

2284
01:57:55,960 --> 01:57:59,320
Speaker 1: don't know less than the distance between us right now,

2285
01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:02,600
Speaker 1: and I said, joe Anne, thanks for those mounds. You

2286
01:58:02,640 --> 01:58:07,160
Speaker 1: really made Alan's day. And she just kept walking and

2287
01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:11,600
Speaker 1: I turned and I looked at and I looked at Tracy,

2288
01:58:11,640 --> 01:58:13,760
Speaker 1: and I said, and this is why I don't talk

2289
01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:15,200
Speaker 1: to people. And then I came right back.

2290
01:58:15,040 --> 01:58:15,560
Speaker 5: In the studio.

2291
01:58:16,000 --> 01:58:16,960
Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't hear you.

2292
01:58:17,040 --> 01:58:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm sure she didn't, but it still is a good

2293
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:21,160
Speaker 1: reason for me to back up why I don't talk

2294
01:58:21,160 --> 01:58:21,560
Speaker 1: to people.

2295
01:58:21,640 --> 01:58:26,280
Speaker 2: I say, a perfect, perfect thing. I hate this so much. Dave,

2296
01:58:26,400 --> 01:58:30,520
Speaker 2: are you having fun out there? He's out there? I

2297
01:58:30,560 --> 01:58:31,040
Speaker 2: know people.

2298
01:58:31,080 --> 01:58:32,880
Speaker 1: I guys got a text from Cheryl with the Cavs

2299
01:58:33,280 --> 01:58:35,080
Speaker 1: you sound like an old man yelling at the kids

2300
01:58:35,120 --> 01:58:37,880
Speaker 1: to get off of his lawn. I know, I know

2301
01:58:37,960 --> 01:58:41,920
Speaker 1: what I sound like, but I but I cannot help

2302
01:58:41,960 --> 01:58:46,400
Speaker 1: the fact that I am a grown person at my

2303
01:58:46,520 --> 01:58:51,360
Speaker 1: place of employment dealing with children at a Halloween party

2304
01:58:51,520 --> 01:58:53,560
Speaker 1: where they are painting popkins.

2305
01:58:54,000 --> 01:58:56,520
Speaker 2: I can't believe that you've been here three years and

2306
01:58:56,560 --> 01:59:01,000
Speaker 2: we haven't done this. It's so it's a it's I'm

2307
01:59:01,000 --> 01:59:04,120
Speaker 2: a big waste of time. As it's happening, I'm like, oh, yeah,

2308
01:59:04,400 --> 01:59:07,040
Speaker 2: we haven't done this here. With the exception of you

2309
01:59:07,120 --> 01:59:11,240
Speaker 2: and I, no one in this building is working. No one. Well,

2310
01:59:11,480 --> 01:59:12,080
Speaker 2: that's not a.

2311
01:59:12,000 --> 01:59:17,080
Speaker 1: Problem on a Thursday afternoon, that's not a problem for anybody.

2312
01:59:17,320 --> 01:59:20,080
Speaker 2: I like to shut it down, no problem, no, no. Listen,

2313
01:59:20,160 --> 01:59:22,520
Speaker 2: when I came in this morning, there were a lot

2314
01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:25,280
Speaker 2: of people here. I have to think that they were

2315
01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:31,040
Speaker 2: getting their respective business done to prepare for the party.

2316
01:59:31,360 --> 01:59:34,400
Speaker 1: Know what they were doing was preparing for the party.

2317
01:59:34,800 --> 01:59:37,760
Speaker 2: Look around. That place didn't decorate itself. Further, I like,

2318
01:59:37,800 --> 01:59:40,720
Speaker 2: how you make me sound downright reasonable? I know, I

2319
01:59:40,760 --> 01:59:43,280
Speaker 2: get it. Somebody said it on here, Rob have a

2320
01:59:43,320 --> 01:59:45,520
Speaker 2: little fun, loosen up. You're actually making alan look like

2321
01:59:45,560 --> 01:59:46,200
Speaker 2: Captain fun.

2322
01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:51,080
Speaker 1: I know minute one day, one chair telling that I

2323
01:59:51,120 --> 01:59:51,520
Speaker 1: was a prick.

2324
01:59:51,640 --> 01:59:54,240
Speaker 2: We can't have well so am I. It's just my

2325
01:59:54,400 --> 01:59:58,400
Speaker 2: thought is what's going on out there doesn't really affect me,

2326
01:59:59,520 --> 02:00:01,640
Speaker 2: but it does. It directly affects you.

2327
02:00:01,720 --> 02:00:05,000
Speaker 1: Does of course, if we were printing money, would you

2328
02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:06,280
Speaker 1: be waiting for a phone screener?

2329
02:00:06,280 --> 02:00:06,520
Speaker 5: Still?

2330
02:00:07,560 --> 02:00:10,080
Speaker 2: Oh, I see what you mean. I see what you mean.

2331
02:00:10,160 --> 02:00:13,920
Speaker 1: We have area.

2332
02:00:12,280 --> 02:00:14,480
Speaker 2: Of people not working right now. That's because of any

2333
02:00:14,560 --> 02:00:16,920
Speaker 2: dollar spider Man cake, because wood he had to come

2334
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:20,920
Speaker 2: to work today. Here, here's my kid. Let's make sure

2335
02:00:20,960 --> 02:00:23,800
Speaker 2: my kid gets candy. I'll ship your candy next year.

2336
02:00:24,800 --> 02:00:27,200
Speaker 2: Because Woody had to get I thought you meant our

2337
02:00:27,240 --> 02:00:33,560
Speaker 2: buddy Woody. I'm like wood he's out there dressing of yeah,

2338
02:00:33,680 --> 02:00:42,280
Speaker 2: right on the way by. Yeah. Well all right, how

2339
02:00:42,320 --> 02:00:45,440
Speaker 2: long work? How long is the party? I don't know? Yeah,

2340
02:00:45,480 --> 02:00:48,720
Speaker 2: but you know what, let me play Devil's Advocate one

2341
02:00:48,760 --> 02:00:53,760
Speaker 2: more time. By the time on a given day people

2342
02:00:53,880 --> 02:00:56,720
Speaker 2: working here aren't even here at four in the afternoon,

2343
02:00:56,720 --> 02:00:57,520
Speaker 2: they're already gone.

2344
02:00:57,640 --> 02:01:00,600
Speaker 1: But you're there here longer than they would normally like

2345
02:01:00,680 --> 02:01:04,200
Speaker 1: your day, their day is almost over. If you're actively

2346
02:01:04,320 --> 02:01:06,600
Speaker 1: watching them not work. Every day, they're out of here

2347
02:01:06,640 --> 02:01:07,360
Speaker 1: by two thirty.

2348
02:01:07,440 --> 02:01:07,960
Speaker 2: We know that.

2349
02:01:08,280 --> 02:01:11,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Fridays they don't even bother coming in. We know

2350
02:01:11,920 --> 02:01:14,200
Speaker 1: they're not working. Yeah, but we don't have to watch

2351
02:01:14,200 --> 02:01:16,280
Speaker 1: them do it. Right now, they'll hell, hey, can I

2352
02:01:16,280 --> 02:01:19,120
Speaker 1: O glass of that wine? Here's my husband.

2353
02:01:19,240 --> 02:01:19,880
Speaker 2: I don't care.

2354
02:01:20,080 --> 02:01:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm happy that we are keeping this machine rolling rob

2355
02:01:25,920 --> 02:01:29,200
Speaker 1: while everyone else can be out there having a good

2356
02:01:29,320 --> 02:01:33,760
Speaker 1: time with their kids and enjoying their lives while you

2357
02:01:33,880 --> 02:01:38,320
Speaker 1: and I hold down the frigging fort.

2358
02:01:39,600 --> 02:01:44,960
Speaker 2: There's no one else. Boom bloom. Daddy's probably on, but

2359
02:01:45,080 --> 02:01:46,680
Speaker 2: he's not here. He's not really.

2360
02:01:46,760 --> 02:01:48,600
Speaker 1: Dave's in that other room, but I think Bloom, I

2361
02:01:48,680 --> 02:01:50,440
Speaker 1: think he broadcasts from other places.

2362
02:01:50,720 --> 02:01:53,320
Speaker 2: Okay, well, then he's one of those deals. All right.

2363
02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:57,240
Speaker 2: We are probably then the only live afternoon show right now, oh,

2364
02:01:57,240 --> 02:02:00,920
Speaker 2: without question. At iHeart cleve without question. So it's incumbent

2365
02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:06,400
Speaker 2: upon us to say, you know what, go ahead, Your

2366
02:02:06,840 --> 02:02:10,280
Speaker 2: everything is being taken care of. Don't you sweat it now?

2367
02:02:10,360 --> 02:02:13,919
Speaker 2: If you go out there, nobody looks like they're sweating anything.

2368
02:02:14,120 --> 02:02:16,560
Speaker 2: But okay, that's how I portray it in my mind,

2369
02:02:17,320 --> 02:02:19,600
Speaker 2: that they're all milling about saying I feel like we

2370
02:02:19,600 --> 02:02:22,400
Speaker 2: should be something else, and they go, Nope, Allen's got

2371
02:02:22,400 --> 02:02:25,960
Speaker 2: it taken care of. And that's that's been the curse

2372
02:02:26,000 --> 02:02:29,520
Speaker 2: of my career. It's why for so many iterations of

2373
02:02:29,560 --> 02:02:33,240
Speaker 2: this program, I've been surrounded by people, from time to time,

2374
02:02:33,280 --> 02:02:35,360
Speaker 2: not so much here, surrounded by people who are like,

2375
02:02:36,040 --> 02:02:38,600
Speaker 2: Allan will handle it. He knows it, he'll take care

2376
02:02:38,640 --> 02:02:40,400
Speaker 2: of it. Fine.

2377
02:02:40,640 --> 02:02:44,400
Speaker 1: Allow me to again state I have nothing against Halloween, right,

2378
02:02:44,640 --> 02:02:46,400
Speaker 1: I have nothing against fun.

2379
02:02:46,800 --> 02:02:50,120
Speaker 2: I love to see children enjoying themselves.

2380
02:02:50,840 --> 02:02:53,520
Speaker 1: I just don't need to do it at work when

2381
02:02:53,560 --> 02:02:55,520
Speaker 1: people should be working the end.

2382
02:02:55,720 --> 02:02:57,440
Speaker 2: That's all it is. If you want to say that

2383
02:02:57,520 --> 02:03:02,360
Speaker 2: makes me a prick, Fine, a prick. This is by

2384
02:03:02,440 --> 02:03:07,000
Speaker 2: and large a kid free zone. Yeah now, and it's

2385
02:03:07,120 --> 02:03:07,960
Speaker 2: great that way.

2386
02:03:08,280 --> 02:03:11,160
Speaker 1: Maybe do you know why, because it's a place of

2387
02:03:11,360 --> 02:03:13,200
Speaker 1: business where adults work.

2388
02:03:13,560 --> 02:03:18,680
Speaker 2: Maybe is there any chance they're working on some Doogie

2389
02:03:18,720 --> 02:03:22,400
Speaker 2: Houser type situation where they're grooming one of these young

2390
02:03:22,520 --> 02:03:25,920
Speaker 2: kids to be the next major drive time personality.

2391
02:03:26,080 --> 02:03:29,680
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, yeah, I mean, listen, we've met you've met

2392
02:03:29,840 --> 02:03:32,120
Speaker 1: most of those people out there. I have to assume

2393
02:03:32,160 --> 02:03:35,520
Speaker 1: that some of those kids could probably do equal to

2394
02:03:35,800 --> 02:03:39,760
Speaker 1: or greater than work than their parents. So I'm gonna

2395
02:03:39,760 --> 02:03:41,600
Speaker 1: go with yes, I think we might have a prodigy

2396
02:03:41,640 --> 02:03:42,040
Speaker 1: in the house.

2397
02:03:42,920 --> 02:03:45,480
Speaker 2: Well, then that's the best you can hope for. I

2398
02:03:45,560 --> 02:03:49,120
Speaker 2: really I will be unabashed though, in my hope that

2399
02:03:49,200 --> 02:03:51,680
Speaker 2: there is still a piece of cake when we're done.

2400
02:03:51,720 --> 02:03:53,720
Speaker 2: Oh no, way, I really do. I'm gonna watch you

2401
02:03:53,760 --> 02:03:54,080
Speaker 2: eat it.

2402
02:03:54,800 --> 02:03:58,240
Speaker 1: Yes, so you can go yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wood

2403
02:03:58,240 --> 02:03:59,400
Speaker 1: he sneezed on that piece.

2404
02:04:01,560 --> 02:04:06,520
Speaker 2: Well, but there's chips and there's wine out there, and

2405
02:04:05,600 --> 02:04:09,000
Speaker 2: it's always the leftovers because everybody will clear out and

2406
02:04:09,000 --> 02:04:11,880
Speaker 2: they won't really clean up after themselves, because they will

2407
02:04:11,960 --> 02:04:14,360
Speaker 2: rightly think, well, there are other people here, and as

2408
02:04:14,400 --> 02:04:17,880
Speaker 2: they pass through, they can they can sift through the

2409
02:04:18,840 --> 02:04:21,080
Speaker 2: detritus of our party.

2410
02:04:22,280 --> 02:04:22,640
Speaker 8: M hm.

2411
02:04:23,600 --> 02:04:25,720
Speaker 2: Now what I always do think about are the people

2412
02:04:25,760 --> 02:04:28,120
Speaker 2: who bring their children who are so small that they

2413
02:04:28,200 --> 02:04:34,880
Speaker 2: will have no memory of this. If they're lucky. Hey,

2414
02:04:34,880 --> 02:04:37,480
Speaker 2: can you hear that? What's up? What's up? Can you

2415
02:04:37,480 --> 02:04:38,680
Speaker 2: hear that? Yeah?

2416
02:04:38,800 --> 02:04:39,400
Speaker 10: Is here?

2417
02:04:39,480 --> 02:04:48,400
Speaker 2: Open the door? How's that possible? Open the door? Well,

2418
02:04:48,400 --> 02:04:51,480
Speaker 2: it's possible because these studios aren't sound proof. Oh that's right,

2419
02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:57,320
Speaker 2: that's right. That is the sound of people enjoying their lives.

2420
02:04:57,400 --> 02:05:00,400
Speaker 2: Rob This would that we all ha. You know what,

2421
02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:02,760
Speaker 2: now it pisses me off a whole lot less. Two

2422
02:05:02,800 --> 02:05:10,840
Speaker 2: minutes after five you want to do something awesome. And

2423
02:05:10,840 --> 02:05:11,880
Speaker 2: then again, people you.

2424
02:05:11,960 --> 02:05:16,000
Speaker 1: Don't see ever like that work here, that never ever

2425
02:05:16,120 --> 02:05:18,400
Speaker 1: ever come to work because that's too much to ask,

2426
02:05:18,840 --> 02:05:21,280
Speaker 1: are here with their families.

2427
02:05:20,880 --> 02:05:25,120
Speaker 2: On Halloween party during workout. Could it be close the door.

2428
02:05:26,160 --> 02:05:29,480
Speaker 2: Could it be that they're proud and want to show

2429
02:05:29,520 --> 02:05:32,320
Speaker 2: their children, Hey, this is what dad does, This is

2430
02:05:32,360 --> 02:05:34,720
Speaker 2: what mom does. This is where I don't come to

2431
02:05:34,800 --> 02:05:35,640
Speaker 2: work every day.

2432
02:05:35,800 --> 02:05:38,040
Speaker 1: This is where, this is where I should be sitting

2433
02:05:38,160 --> 02:05:39,560
Speaker 1: right now doing my job.

2434
02:05:39,720 --> 02:05:43,960
Speaker 2: This is where you can't come with me because you

2435
02:05:44,000 --> 02:05:47,680
Speaker 2: have school. This is how this is how I pay

2436
02:05:47,760 --> 02:05:52,880
Speaker 2: for everything. Mmm mm hmm, yep, I think that that's

2437
02:05:52,880 --> 02:05:56,160
Speaker 2: exactly what that is. Well, but you said it. It's

2438
02:05:56,200 --> 02:05:58,520
Speaker 2: five oh three, Rob, It is now an after.

2439
02:05:58,320 --> 02:06:02,200
Speaker 1: Work Now it's an afterwork event. That took up the

2440
02:06:02,200 --> 02:06:04,960
Speaker 1: better part. Now, will you go out and have some cake?

2441
02:06:05,040 --> 02:06:08,840
Speaker 2: Absolutely not? No, no, no, no, no, no no again.

2442
02:06:08,880 --> 02:06:11,360
Speaker 1: Then that's that's more of the I will not eat

2443
02:06:11,480 --> 02:06:14,080
Speaker 1: and we've talked about it. I'm just saying if someone

2444
02:06:14,160 --> 02:06:16,640
Speaker 1: brought fresh subs, I won't have a suck.

2445
02:06:16,720 --> 02:06:19,200
Speaker 2: I don't do the same. But when there's cake, I

2446
02:06:19,240 --> 02:06:22,440
Speaker 2: love cake. I love cake. I might stop on my

2447
02:06:22,480 --> 02:06:24,560
Speaker 2: way home and buy a cake. Oh that's a good idea.

2448
02:06:25,000 --> 02:06:28,480
Speaker 2: Heinens has those half right cakes, right, Oh, maybe I'll

2449
02:06:28,520 --> 02:06:29,800
Speaker 2: get one of those. It's not going to be a

2450
02:06:29,800 --> 02:06:34,880
Speaker 2: seventy dollars cake with Spider Man on it, bro, No,

2451
02:06:35,000 --> 02:06:41,880
Speaker 2: it'll be a forty Yeah. I what's your cake of choice?

2452
02:06:41,920 --> 02:06:45,520
Speaker 2: This might be a cake for dinner now O. Now,

2453
02:06:45,880 --> 02:06:48,600
Speaker 2: I've never I know this is counterintuitive that would normally eat.

2454
02:06:48,760 --> 02:06:53,080
Speaker 2: I have never ever had a cake for dinner. Thing.

2455
02:06:53,160 --> 02:06:56,160
Speaker 2: We're just we're just workshopping.

2456
02:06:56,240 --> 02:06:59,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're workshopping this time to get a cake, right,

2457
02:07:00,200 --> 02:07:01,640
Speaker 1: bring it home and it's cake for dinner night.

2458
02:07:01,720 --> 02:07:04,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it cost the cocks kind of cake we get.

2459
02:07:04,120 --> 02:07:08,880
Speaker 2: Nothing crazy, I would probably Heinen's has like those half cakes,

2460
02:07:08,960 --> 02:07:11,760
Speaker 2: the round cakes. Cut them in half. Yeah, white cake,

2461
02:07:11,760 --> 02:07:14,960
Speaker 2: white frosting. Okay, nothing crazy. I mean sometimes you get

2462
02:07:14,960 --> 02:07:17,440
Speaker 2: a yellow cake or some chocolate. So you're not going

2463
02:07:17,480 --> 02:07:18,560
Speaker 2: like carrot cake or anything.

2464
02:07:18,640 --> 02:07:18,720
Speaker 6: No.

2465
02:07:19,080 --> 02:07:22,240
Speaker 2: I like a birthday cake. I love a birthday Yeah,

2466
02:07:22,240 --> 02:07:26,720
Speaker 2: it's good. Nothing nothing you know, too off the reservation.

2467
02:07:26,840 --> 02:07:29,000
Speaker 2: I mean, you know you know, carrot cake's fine too.

2468
02:07:29,520 --> 02:07:32,760
Speaker 2: Are you not a chocolate cake person? It's okay? Yeah,

2469
02:07:32,760 --> 02:07:36,560
Speaker 2: like a devil's food or something. Now again, I could

2470
02:07:36,560 --> 02:07:38,800
Speaker 2: count on one hand at the times I've had cake.

2471
02:07:39,080 --> 02:07:42,600
Speaker 2: I literally have cake. Like when my daughter's birthday comes

2472
02:07:42,640 --> 02:07:45,320
Speaker 2: around in February. It's the one time a year I

2473
02:07:45,360 --> 02:07:48,240
Speaker 2: have cake. So, now, do you like the light and

2474
02:07:48,280 --> 02:07:50,400
Speaker 2: fluffy or are you more of a dense cake kind

2475
02:07:50,400 --> 02:07:51,600
Speaker 2: of gay? I don't care for. I don't want to

2476
02:07:51,600 --> 02:07:57,880
Speaker 2: feel like I'm eating a doorstop egg. Yeah. Yeah, but

2477
02:07:57,920 --> 02:08:01,720
Speaker 2: again I'm not picking now when given the choice, I

2478
02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:07,840
Speaker 2: am still team pie. But birthday pies that's what you

2479
02:08:07,880 --> 02:08:09,520
Speaker 2: get when the kids are put to bed.

2480
02:08:09,760 --> 02:08:13,560
Speaker 1: He Melissa makes me a pecan pie every.

2481
02:08:13,360 --> 02:08:18,600
Speaker 2: Year, every year for pecan pecan pie. That's my favorite.

2482
02:08:20,440 --> 02:08:24,160
Speaker 1: It is pretty good. So what's the best a pecan pie?

2483
02:08:24,240 --> 02:08:26,200
Speaker 1: And it's a different type of recipe. It's not like

2484
02:08:26,240 --> 02:08:30,560
Speaker 1: the over the top, super sweet version. It's a different

2485
02:08:30,640 --> 02:08:33,320
Speaker 1: recipe of a pecan pie. She uses almonds.

2486
02:08:35,240 --> 02:08:39,560
Speaker 2: It's a pecan pie. Right. Have you ever had a

2487
02:08:39,560 --> 02:08:40,320
Speaker 2: cashew pie?

2488
02:08:40,440 --> 02:08:40,680
Speaker 8: Oh?

2489
02:08:40,720 --> 02:08:45,360
Speaker 1: It's delicious, the chili lime cashew pie.

2490
02:08:45,800 --> 02:08:46,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2491
02:08:46,480 --> 02:08:49,640
Speaker 1: See, now I do want to have a dessert type

2492
02:08:49,680 --> 02:08:52,440
Speaker 1: of thing for dinner. Like, even if Tira Monsieur could

2493
02:08:52,520 --> 02:08:53,360
Speaker 1: make me happy.

2494
02:08:53,120 --> 02:08:58,120
Speaker 2: Tonight, what about dessert for dinner I might have to

2495
02:08:58,120 --> 02:09:01,879
Speaker 2: make I mean, you know, obviously a giant flashing neon

2496
02:09:02,080 --> 02:09:05,560
Speaker 2: sign in our face is it's Halloween and where oh

2497
02:09:05,600 --> 02:09:08,120
Speaker 2: you gotta you know we're surrounded by Halloween candy. But

2498
02:09:08,160 --> 02:09:09,560
Speaker 2: that's not what you want to have for dinner. If

2499
02:09:09,560 --> 02:09:12,160
Speaker 2: you're gonna dessert for dinner you want to have, then

2500
02:09:12,200 --> 02:09:16,280
Speaker 2: you get an upset tummy. What do you want to have?

2501
02:09:16,600 --> 02:09:20,280
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. He can't pie sounds

2502
02:09:20,320 --> 02:09:22,400
Speaker 2: good though he can't pie us good man a little

2503
02:09:22,400 --> 02:09:23,680
Speaker 2: too rich for me, though, I'll have a couple of

2504
02:09:23,680 --> 02:09:24,440
Speaker 2: bites and that's it.

2505
02:09:26,200 --> 02:09:29,160
Speaker 1: As if this day couldn't get any worse, my wife

2506
02:09:29,320 --> 02:09:32,680
Speaker 1: just picks up my dogs from the groomer and sends

2507
02:09:32,760 --> 02:09:35,200
Speaker 1: me a thing that says might need to get a

2508
02:09:35,240 --> 02:09:37,640
Speaker 1: new groomer and a laughing face emoji.

2509
02:09:39,120 --> 02:09:42,840
Speaker 2: Look at look at the shape hanging outside of their garage?

2510
02:09:43,200 --> 02:09:47,360
Speaker 2: What is it? I can't see from somewhere in Margaritaville.

2511
02:09:48,800 --> 02:09:56,560
Speaker 2: Part I thought she met aesthetically like there was Oh

2512
02:09:56,680 --> 02:09:58,920
Speaker 2: they cut her down too much or No.

2513
02:10:00,080 --> 02:10:04,160
Speaker 1: It's a parrot drinking a glass of wine. Yeah, well

2514
02:10:04,280 --> 02:10:08,520
Speaker 1: you've seen that before. It's five o'clock somewhere in Margaritaville.

2515
02:10:08,800 --> 02:10:12,440
Speaker 1: Well it's five oh eight in northeast Ohio. So I've stress.

2516
02:10:12,520 --> 02:10:14,360
Speaker 2: No, I've not seen that before. Oh wow, so this

2517
02:10:14,480 --> 02:10:16,480
Speaker 2: is this is a person's home or their place of

2518
02:10:16,520 --> 02:10:18,080
Speaker 2: business has a buffet both.

2519
02:10:18,080 --> 02:10:21,240
Speaker 1: They have a thing built out for the grooming business.

2520
02:10:21,720 --> 02:10:23,280
Speaker 2: She must have just parked in a different spot. I've

2521
02:10:23,280 --> 02:10:26,560
Speaker 2: not seen this. Okay, Well, that's why sometimes I go

2522
02:10:26,640 --> 02:10:28,440
Speaker 2: to a I take my dog to place an avon

2523
02:10:28,520 --> 02:10:32,480
Speaker 2: called the Spotted Dog because it's as standalone place, right

2524
02:10:32,480 --> 02:10:35,200
Speaker 2: they I would imagine they stay largely agnostic of those

2525
02:10:35,280 --> 02:10:37,320
Speaker 2: kinds of things because it's not in a person's home.

2526
02:10:37,680 --> 02:10:40,480
Speaker 2: It's a place of business. Oh, speaking of places of business,

2527
02:10:40,520 --> 02:10:42,840
Speaker 2: let's get back to the hallweed party. As soon as

2528
02:10:42,880 --> 02:10:45,240
Speaker 2: those words came out of my mouth, I was like,

2529
02:10:45,480 --> 02:10:48,120
Speaker 2: I know that we're coming from the circle. Wait a minute,

2530
02:10:48,120 --> 02:10:52,840
Speaker 2: but that won't put up a sign business. The business

2531
02:10:53,040 --> 02:10:55,200
Speaker 2: day has concluded.

2532
02:10:54,600 --> 02:10:57,240
Speaker 1: The love of an artist, So someone who owns a

2533
02:10:57,440 --> 02:11:00,440
Speaker 1: dog grooming business will not put up a sign that

2534
02:11:00,640 --> 02:11:05,320
Speaker 1: says I want this or I love this, but we

2535
02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:06,920
Speaker 1: can have a party during a workday.

2536
02:11:06,960 --> 02:11:08,720
Speaker 2: You know what'll make you feel better is some death

2537
02:11:08,800 --> 02:11:12,480
Speaker 2: metal Calliope rob That'll always puts me.

2538
02:11:12,440 --> 02:11:13,160
Speaker 8: In a good mood.

2539
02:11:15,040 --> 02:11:16,960
Speaker 2: I think these guys are at Sonic Temple as a

2540
02:11:16,960 --> 02:11:19,240
Speaker 2: matter of fact, The.

2541
02:11:19,360 --> 02:11:22,680
Speaker 6: Allen Carr Show on one ven.

2542
02:11:27,160 --> 02:11:31,320
Speaker 13: Allan it says here that you call yourself one of

2543
02:11:31,360 --> 02:11:34,560
Speaker 13: the few gay goat farmers in the great state of

2544
02:11:34,600 --> 02:11:38,280
Speaker 13: Tennessee on one hundred point seven WMMS.

2545
02:11:49,400 --> 02:11:51,920
Speaker 2: Congrats by the way to Dan Pettel down in Akron.

2546
02:11:52,040 --> 02:11:56,280
Speaker 2: Got those four day passes for Sonic Temple. I will

2547
02:11:56,280 --> 02:12:03,920
Speaker 2: have another four for you tomorrow around five ten. Megadeth

2548
02:12:03,960 --> 02:12:07,040
Speaker 2: on the bill My Chemical Romance. We came as Romans

2549
02:12:07,160 --> 02:12:09,880
Speaker 2: and Tool and Signs of This Swarm and Cradle of

2550
02:12:09,960 --> 02:12:14,360
Speaker 2: Films and Sonic Temple Festival dot com. Megadeth. This is

2551
02:12:14,360 --> 02:12:17,040
Speaker 2: part of their farewell tour. They're gonna drop their very

2552
02:12:17,080 --> 02:12:22,240
Speaker 2: last album end of January, and because Dave Mustaine co

2553
02:12:22,320 --> 02:12:26,480
Speaker 2: wrote it, the album will end with a cover of

2554
02:12:26,720 --> 02:12:32,920
Speaker 2: Metallica's Ride to Lightning. Dave Mustaine course famously booted from

2555
02:12:33,000 --> 02:12:36,680
Speaker 2: Metallica in their nascent days, and he's always kind of

2556
02:12:37,880 --> 02:12:43,600
Speaker 2: that's what's motivated him equal parts talent and diligence and spite.

2557
02:12:43,920 --> 02:12:46,600
Speaker 2: But you know, years ago there was a thought that

2558
02:12:46,640 --> 02:12:51,160
Speaker 2: Megadeth might be over altogether because Dave had some degenerative

2559
02:12:51,240 --> 02:12:53,600
Speaker 2: nerve thing in his hand or something that was prohibiting

2560
02:12:53,640 --> 02:12:56,960
Speaker 2: his guitar playing. But they are deciding to officially call

2561
02:12:57,000 --> 02:13:00,560
Speaker 2: it a career. So they're doing the Farewell tour technically

2562
02:13:00,640 --> 02:13:03,880
Speaker 2: next year, but the Sonic Temple appearance, they will be

2563
02:13:03,920 --> 02:13:07,840
Speaker 2: on that very last day, on that Sunday where Tool

2564
02:13:07,920 --> 02:13:10,240
Speaker 2: will be your headliner, but Megadeth will headline one of

2565
02:13:10,240 --> 02:13:15,919
Speaker 2: those side stages. Cavaliers lose by ten last night in Boston.

2566
02:13:15,960 --> 02:13:19,440
Speaker 2: I don't know who saw that coming, but that's what happened.

2567
02:13:19,720 --> 02:13:23,760
Speaker 2: It was one five was the final there at the

2568
02:13:23,760 --> 02:13:27,560
Speaker 2: Ted Garden. The Calves will return home tomorrow night and

2569
02:13:27,560 --> 02:13:28,960
Speaker 2: they'll be here for the better part of the week.

2570
02:13:29,000 --> 02:13:31,360
Speaker 2: They will host the Toronto Raptors tomorrow night seven point

2571
02:13:31,360 --> 02:13:35,360
Speaker 2: thirty tip seven o'clock pregame one of those NBA Cup

2572
02:13:37,320 --> 02:13:40,360
Speaker 2: Tournament games, and then the Atlanta Hawks will come to town.

2573
02:13:40,400 --> 02:13:43,600
Speaker 2: The Sixers will be here as well, before the Calves

2574
02:13:43,680 --> 02:13:46,280
Speaker 2: head back out on the road play the Wizards, and

2575
02:13:46,360 --> 02:13:49,640
Speaker 2: then come right back home play the Bulls a week

2576
02:13:49,680 --> 02:13:57,880
Speaker 2: from Saturday, but Calves basketball tomorrow night. I heard Stansbury

2577
02:13:57,920 --> 02:14:00,520
Speaker 2: early talking about how they did you know all these

2578
02:14:00,520 --> 02:14:03,920
Speaker 2: local municipalities have different times for tricker treading. Yeah, and

2579
02:14:03,920 --> 02:14:05,560
Speaker 2: he said where he lives, and I don't know where

2580
02:14:05,560 --> 02:14:09,760
Speaker 2: that is. Can He said they did it like three

2581
02:14:09,800 --> 02:14:12,880
Speaker 2: to five in the afternoon on Saturday or something like jew.

2582
02:14:13,080 --> 02:14:14,760
Speaker 1: I think a lot of places are getting into that,

2583
02:14:14,920 --> 02:14:18,960
Speaker 1: like like go during the late afternoon. What's the point

2584
02:14:18,960 --> 02:14:22,440
Speaker 1: of that keeping people safer from what? Well, I mean,

2585
02:14:23,000 --> 02:14:24,120
Speaker 1: it depends on where you are.

2586
02:14:24,240 --> 02:14:26,360
Speaker 2: I mean, we used to be running, yeah, I guess,

2587
02:14:26,400 --> 02:14:28,800
Speaker 2: but graffic, for sure is a big thing. We were

2588
02:14:28,880 --> 02:14:33,600
Speaker 2: running around until midnight for God's sake. Time huh, different time,

2589
02:14:33,720 --> 02:14:36,680
Speaker 2: But it wasn't any less. It wasn't any more safe

2590
02:14:36,880 --> 02:14:41,000
Speaker 2: in the eighties. It probably was in Chicago. Well that, yeah,

2591
02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:44,320
Speaker 2: that's right, kind of forget sometimes running around and okayway

2592
02:14:44,600 --> 02:14:47,200
Speaker 2: parents just cared less. Probably, I guess, I don't. I

2593
02:14:47,200 --> 02:14:49,360
Speaker 2: mean my parents took us trigger trading were a little

2594
02:14:49,360 --> 02:14:52,640
Speaker 2: I mean I remember that, but no where where I live.

2595
02:14:52,640 --> 02:14:54,000
Speaker 2: I live in Bay Village, and I had a double

2596
02:14:54,080 --> 02:14:55,800
Speaker 2: check because I was hearing things that were like, oh

2597
02:14:55,840 --> 02:14:59,120
Speaker 2: they moved it or whatever. Six to eight. So when

2598
02:14:59,160 --> 02:15:01,640
Speaker 2: I get home, like, you know, meet my kid and

2599
02:15:01,960 --> 02:15:04,480
Speaker 2: my wife on the route because they've already been out

2600
02:15:04,960 --> 02:15:06,800
Speaker 2: and it's dark by then anyway, So I get it.

2601
02:15:06,840 --> 02:15:09,560
Speaker 2: But I mean when they started, like the six to eight,

2602
02:15:09,640 --> 02:15:13,040
Speaker 2: I was like, God, that's early. Yeah, but okay, fine,

2603
02:15:13,160 --> 02:15:13,560
Speaker 2: but like.

2604
02:15:14,400 --> 02:15:18,520
Speaker 1: Daylight, it's it's like doing comedy in the daytime.

2605
02:15:18,560 --> 02:15:20,280
Speaker 2: I think a lot of it. Halloween Trigger Treat is

2606
02:15:20,320 --> 02:15:21,120
Speaker 2: supposed to be at night.

2607
02:15:21,440 --> 02:15:23,320
Speaker 1: I think, well, I think a lot really has to

2608
02:15:23,360 --> 02:15:27,120
Speaker 1: do with, you know, people driving around in the dark,

2609
02:15:28,320 --> 02:15:29,560
Speaker 1: high traffic locations.

2610
02:15:29,560 --> 02:15:31,360
Speaker 2: I mean Kantons City, you know what I mean. So

2611
02:15:31,440 --> 02:15:33,600
Speaker 2: you but don't people have headlights on? Yeah?

2612
02:15:33,600 --> 02:15:35,600
Speaker 1: But man, you see it every year kid's getting mowed

2613
02:15:35,640 --> 02:15:37,720
Speaker 1: down from some idiot distracted on his phone, you know

2614
02:15:37,760 --> 02:15:38,240
Speaker 1: what I mean.

2615
02:15:38,160 --> 02:15:39,600
Speaker 2: Like mowed down.

2616
02:15:39,920 --> 02:15:42,160
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I mean really, I mean, I hate

2617
02:15:42,200 --> 02:15:44,360
Speaker 1: to say it like that, but that's like people aren't

2618
02:15:44,360 --> 02:15:45,000
Speaker 1: paying attention.

2619
02:15:45,720 --> 02:15:47,640
Speaker 2: You got two kids crossing the street and bang.

2620
02:15:49,480 --> 02:15:49,720
Speaker 8: Yeah.

2621
02:15:49,920 --> 02:15:52,400
Speaker 2: Oh you mean because people are paying attention to their

2622
02:15:52,440 --> 02:15:53,480
Speaker 2: phones or anything.

2623
02:15:53,560 --> 02:15:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just distracted. I see it happens all the time.

2624
02:16:01,920 --> 02:16:04,960
Speaker 1: Get open the door. Remember the hand fart guy. Yeah,

2625
02:16:05,120 --> 02:16:06,080
Speaker 1: this is the guy that did that.

2626
02:16:08,840 --> 02:16:13,360
Speaker 2: Back at it for the Spooky season. Getting a lot

2627
02:16:13,360 --> 02:16:15,440
Speaker 2: of texts, Rob, A lot of reaction to you in

2628
02:16:15,520 --> 02:16:19,440
Speaker 2: this party. I know, I know, I'm maybe an akron.

2629
02:16:19,520 --> 02:16:21,320
Speaker 2: Tell Rob to get a kick, kedem or Low and

2630
02:16:21,320 --> 02:16:26,320
Speaker 2: take a deep breath. Mike and Parma, I cannot express

2631
02:16:26,840 --> 02:16:31,960
Speaker 2: how much I love Rob's attitude. How is Rob able

2632
02:16:32,040 --> 02:16:34,840
Speaker 2: to sit down for four hours during the show? Would

2633
02:16:34,840 --> 02:16:45,120
Speaker 2: that giant stick up his ass? My dad, I know

2634
02:16:45,200 --> 02:16:47,640
Speaker 2: exactly what I want to say. My dad used to

2635
02:16:47,680 --> 02:16:50,520
Speaker 2: love eating dessert before dinner. His favorite was he would

2636
02:16:50,560 --> 02:16:55,240
Speaker 2: eat the Wendy's Frosty before the food. On his memorial

2637
02:16:55,400 --> 02:17:00,120
Speaker 2: stone where his ashes are, it's engraved dessert first. How

2638
02:17:00,120 --> 02:17:06,960
Speaker 2: about that? That's pretty cool. Yeah. Um, Rob's crash out

2639
02:17:07,120 --> 02:17:10,480
Speaker 2: was completely worth what's going on? Oh, Gavin Rossdale is

2640
02:17:10,600 --> 02:17:13,880
Speaker 2: sixty years old today? That's impossible.

2641
02:17:13,959 --> 02:17:14,320
Speaker 5: Wow?

2642
02:17:14,640 --> 02:17:15,560
Speaker 2: How about that?

2643
02:17:15,560 --> 02:17:17,400
Speaker 1: That dude is in such good shape, one of our

2644
02:17:17,480 --> 02:17:20,040
Speaker 1: gen X heroes right sixty today.

2645
02:17:20,440 --> 02:17:21,520
Speaker 2: I for him.

2646
02:17:21,680 --> 02:17:27,240
Speaker 1: I saw him at that Shinedown show they opened for Shindown. Yeah,

2647
02:17:27,879 --> 02:17:30,320
Speaker 1: and bus shehallby a sonic templeto and he walked by

2648
02:17:31,640 --> 02:17:34,200
Speaker 1: and he just looks and he goes, I know you,

2649
02:17:34,240 --> 02:17:38,480
Speaker 1: and he kept walking yeah, and I was like, oh god,

2650
02:17:39,760 --> 02:17:44,560
Speaker 1: yeah it was pretty great. But he looks like he's

2651
02:17:45,000 --> 02:17:47,280
Speaker 1: like thirty five. The dude is looks great.

2652
02:17:47,600 --> 02:17:52,680
Speaker 2: Ripped h Yeah, well that's what happens when you're leaving

2653
02:17:52,720 --> 02:17:55,920
Speaker 2: it in babysitters. True, you know, keeps you young.

2654
02:17:56,800 --> 02:18:00,000
Speaker 1: Like you might want to get on your moral high hole,

2655
02:18:00,320 --> 02:18:02,199
Speaker 1: but you know there's no rules anymore.

2656
02:18:02,600 --> 02:18:05,600
Speaker 2: Gwen Stefani's the fountain of youth. I never were. Yeah,

2657
02:18:05,640 --> 02:18:07,320
Speaker 2: she's paid a lot of money for that fountay youth.

2658
02:18:08,480 --> 02:18:11,519
Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, I mean she was oh.

2659
02:18:11,200 --> 02:18:14,360
Speaker 1: To him, Yeah, no, she looks great. She's older than that, right,

2660
02:18:14,440 --> 02:18:17,440
Speaker 1: or she's at least sixty? No, yeah, you think so,

2661
02:18:17,640 --> 02:18:18,759
Speaker 1: Gwen Sefani.

2662
02:18:18,600 --> 02:18:21,680
Speaker 2: She laid fifties. Oh she's fifty six. Fifty six? Oh

2663
02:18:21,680 --> 02:18:23,640
Speaker 2: why did I think she Well, maybe it's when she

2664
02:18:23,680 --> 02:18:26,160
Speaker 2: turned fifty. Everybody's like, no way does she look like

2665
02:18:26,200 --> 02:18:27,680
Speaker 2: this at fifty. She's had a lot of work done.

2666
02:18:27,720 --> 02:18:30,560
Speaker 2: Now she has her face, but she still takes amazing

2667
02:18:30,600 --> 02:18:34,119
Speaker 2: care of herself. But fifty six. I only met Gwen

2668
02:18:34,160 --> 02:18:37,440
Speaker 2: Stefani one time. I auctioned off her gum for charity,

2669
02:18:38,240 --> 02:18:40,160
Speaker 2: and she could not have been nicer.

2670
02:18:41,800 --> 02:18:44,959
Speaker 1: I never met Gwen Stefani lovely otherwise. I mean this

2671
02:18:45,000 --> 02:18:51,920
Speaker 1: was twenty her name would be Gwen Anthony. Yeah, what's

2672
02:18:51,959 --> 02:18:52,440
Speaker 1: that out there?

2673
02:18:52,440 --> 02:18:55,840
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sorry, we're just trying to do a show here.

2674
02:18:55,840 --> 02:18:56,200
Speaker 5: What was that?

2675
02:19:15,080 --> 02:19:18,160
Speaker 1: This guy's German, and I don't speak any German beyond

2676
02:19:18,200 --> 02:19:20,120
Speaker 1: you know, you've a machanelle and all that.

2677
02:19:20,160 --> 02:19:23,440
Speaker 2: But uh, man, love to give this guy his flowers.

2678
02:19:24,920 --> 02:19:26,760
Speaker 2: I don't know how you get to sustain on a

2679
02:19:26,840 --> 02:19:31,879
Speaker 2: hand fart though I got some chops. I'm not I'm

2680
02:19:31,879 --> 02:19:35,600
Speaker 2: not that good. The key to what's keeping your hands moist?

2681
02:19:36,879 --> 02:19:37,119
Speaker 5: Here?

2682
02:19:37,200 --> 02:19:39,600
Speaker 6: Man? Yeah?

2683
02:19:39,640 --> 02:19:44,600
Speaker 2: I like his uh? I like his work there. Yep, gott,

2684
02:19:44,640 --> 02:19:50,760
Speaker 2: I have it moist. Alan summer debate. Is carrot cake

2685
02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:54,400
Speaker 2: a normal flavor of cupcake or is it strange to

2686
02:19:54,480 --> 02:19:57,480
Speaker 2: have carrot cake in cupcake form? Hm?

2687
02:19:57,520 --> 02:19:57,680
Speaker 17: Hmm?

2688
02:19:58,000 --> 02:19:59,760
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like if you bought a variety pack?

2689
02:20:00,840 --> 02:20:04,600
Speaker 2: I think they mean, is carrot cake only in cake form?

2690
02:20:04,840 --> 02:20:06,920
Speaker 2: Or is it okay to have a I've only ever

2691
02:20:07,000 --> 02:20:09,760
Speaker 2: had carrot cake cupcakes in the tiny ones. I've never

2692
02:20:09,879 --> 02:20:12,640
Speaker 2: I've never seen like a full It's just me I'm

2693
02:20:12,680 --> 02:20:14,840
Speaker 2: sure they're out there. I've never I've only ever seen

2694
02:20:15,160 --> 02:20:18,240
Speaker 2: carrot cake cupcakes as like the tiny cupcake.

2695
02:20:18,320 --> 02:20:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen them. I've seen them all forms of

2696
02:20:21,120 --> 02:20:23,560
Speaker 1: cake delivery systems. Cake pop yeah.

2697
02:20:23,720 --> 02:20:26,400
Speaker 2: Uh. Cake pop though, is just frosted dough. Yeah, I've

2698
02:20:26,400 --> 02:20:29,640
Speaker 2: seen carrot cake pops, but that's not like cake like

2699
02:20:29,680 --> 02:20:31,600
Speaker 2: I thought cake pops. And I don't know why I

2700
02:20:31,640 --> 02:20:35,680
Speaker 2: thought this because it's probably physically impossible, but the first

2701
02:20:35,720 --> 02:20:37,560
Speaker 2: time I saw cake pop, I thought that it was

2702
02:20:37,680 --> 02:20:42,160
Speaker 2: like fluffy ball of cake on a stick. Yeah, that

2703
02:20:42,920 --> 02:20:46,040
Speaker 2: would be structurally unsound. So it's just a frosted ball

2704
02:20:46,120 --> 02:20:46,680
Speaker 2: of dough.

2705
02:20:47,400 --> 02:20:52,439
Speaker 1: Well, yes, and no, a lot of times the inside

2706
02:20:52,520 --> 02:20:54,640
Speaker 1: of them can still have cake consistency.

2707
02:20:54,640 --> 02:20:56,560
Speaker 2: They're just I've never seen that when But when my

2708
02:20:56,640 --> 02:20:59,320
Speaker 2: daughter for a while, she was on a real she

2709
02:20:59,440 --> 02:21:02,880
Speaker 2: was around a real kick with like Starbucks cake pops,

2710
02:21:03,240 --> 02:21:04,840
Speaker 2: and I took a bite out of one one time,

2711
02:21:04,959 --> 02:21:07,000
Speaker 2: thinking it was going to be cake inside, was like,

2712
02:21:07,000 --> 02:21:10,160
Speaker 2: oh Jesus, this is solid dough. I'm like, well, you're

2713
02:21:10,160 --> 02:21:11,760
Speaker 2: gonna have one of these every ten years?

2714
02:21:11,760 --> 02:21:16,280
Speaker 1: Then yeah, no, they can be made with cake, okay cake,

2715
02:21:16,320 --> 02:21:18,440
Speaker 1: you know, and then they're they're dipped in chocolate or

2716
02:21:18,440 --> 02:21:18,800
Speaker 1: something like that.

2717
02:21:18,840 --> 02:21:20,360
Speaker 2: To adhere it to the stake. You know what, I'll

2718
02:21:20,360 --> 02:21:26,120
Speaker 2: tell you what. I love Petty Force, Petty for tiny cakes.

2719
02:21:26,840 --> 02:21:31,120
Speaker 2: Petty Force. You ever had the tiny cakes? I get it.

2720
02:21:31,360 --> 02:21:33,879
Speaker 2: You get them in. There's a place I like mccroon's

2721
02:21:34,000 --> 02:21:36,960
Speaker 2: and Petty Forest. There's a spot on Queen Street in Toronto.

2722
02:21:36,959 --> 02:21:38,680
Speaker 2: When I'm gonna be in Toronto a couple of weeks,

2723
02:21:38,879 --> 02:21:40,920
Speaker 2: then I go up there and I just get every

2724
02:21:41,040 --> 02:21:42,200
Speaker 2: two of every kind of macaron.

2725
02:21:42,320 --> 02:21:45,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, almost look like like a cookie a

2726
02:21:45,360 --> 02:21:50,000
Speaker 1: Petty for Yeah, look like tiny little three layer cakes,

2727
02:21:50,640 --> 02:21:52,560
Speaker 1: like those little Italian When they get the little it

2728
02:21:52,560 --> 02:21:54,160
Speaker 1: looks like the Italian flag in them.

2729
02:21:54,160 --> 02:21:56,000
Speaker 2: It's one of the Italian cookies. It makes like a cake.

2730
02:21:57,120 --> 02:22:01,039
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. Yeah, it's called a Italian

2731
02:22:01,600 --> 02:22:05,440
Speaker 2: not Cassada cakes. You're talking about a Italian flag cake. No,

2732
02:22:05,680 --> 02:22:09,199
Speaker 2: Petty Forest, tiny little frosted cake.

2733
02:22:09,600 --> 02:22:12,840
Speaker 1: Here's a Petty for Italian rainbow cake bites, Italian cake flag.

2734
02:22:12,879 --> 02:22:14,760
Speaker 1: These things here and they get they get that chocolate

2735
02:22:14,760 --> 02:22:16,720
Speaker 1: on them.

2736
02:22:15,160 --> 02:22:20,840
Speaker 2: No, Petty looks delicious. It's like eating a bunch of cakes.

2737
02:22:21,040 --> 02:22:23,879
Speaker 2: But they're so small. You don't necessarily feel bad about it.

2738
02:22:25,000 --> 02:22:34,200
Speaker 2: Look up the Venetian cookie? Is this off Urban Dictionary?

2739
02:22:34,560 --> 02:22:37,680
Speaker 2: Oh rainbow cookie? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's Yeah. Okay,

2740
02:22:37,760 --> 02:22:38,520
Speaker 2: I see what you mean.

2741
02:22:38,640 --> 02:22:40,800
Speaker 1: Those are delicious. I see what you mean. There's a

2742
02:22:40,879 --> 02:22:44,600
Speaker 1: great bakery. And what's the Italian section here called Little Italy?

2743
02:22:44,920 --> 02:22:45,400
Speaker 2: Is that what it is?

2744
02:22:45,440 --> 02:22:47,720
Speaker 1: They took a stretch? Yeah, well, I mean, you know,

2745
02:22:47,879 --> 02:22:51,480
Speaker 1: like I don't, I forget. Yeah, I know in Rhode

2746
02:22:51,480 --> 02:22:56,240
Speaker 1: Island it's Federal Hill, but we're talking about Oh it's

2747
02:22:56,320 --> 02:22:59,039
Speaker 1: so good, My god, almighty, was that place incredible.

2748
02:23:00,600 --> 02:23:03,400
Speaker 2: There's a place. I think it's like the main place

2749
02:23:03,400 --> 02:23:06,400
Speaker 2: that makes Cassada cakes in Maple Heights, I believe, and

2750
02:23:06,440 --> 02:23:09,880
Speaker 2: I forget what it's called, but it's just unbelievable. So good.

2751
02:23:10,200 --> 02:23:12,119
Speaker 2: Wife and I ran a bakery out of our house

2752
02:23:12,160 --> 02:23:16,840
Speaker 2: for fifteen years and we frequently sold carrot cake cupcakes.

2753
02:23:16,879 --> 02:23:23,160
Speaker 2: Oh God, for you, Alan, Rob should relax or I'm

2754
02:23:23,200 --> 02:23:27,440
Speaker 2: gonna call his future black step dad. Listen. I don't

2755
02:23:27,480 --> 02:23:30,000
Speaker 2: know why you consistently think that's some kind of insult,

2756
02:23:30,080 --> 02:23:36,440
Speaker 2: but it couldn't be further from the truth. Avon Ohio

2757
02:23:36,440 --> 02:23:39,000
Speaker 2: moved trig or treating to tonight so we can all

2758
02:23:39,040 --> 02:23:42,120
Speaker 2: get rained on. All right, Well, it's probably gonna rain

2759
02:23:42,160 --> 02:23:46,080
Speaker 2: tomorrow too, you know, if it's not, there's been Halloween's past.

2760
02:23:46,240 --> 02:23:48,080
Speaker 2: It might have even been last year it was like

2761
02:23:48,360 --> 02:23:51,920
Speaker 2: sleeting out, like freezing rain. Right, if you're getting a

2762
02:23:52,000 --> 02:23:54,920
Speaker 2: mist out there, that might be the best you can

2763
02:23:54,959 --> 02:23:59,280
Speaker 2: hope for this time of year. But yeah, when I

2764
02:23:59,320 --> 02:24:02,440
Speaker 2: was a kid, used to get like the we used

2765
02:24:02,480 --> 02:24:06,959
Speaker 2: to get the Swiss Colony catalog. Whether they had these

2766
02:24:07,080 --> 02:24:09,920
Speaker 2: mall stores, I don't know if they were Illinois or

2767
02:24:09,959 --> 02:24:12,039
Speaker 2: they were. It was called the Swiss Colony. You go in,

2768
02:24:12,640 --> 02:24:17,320
Speaker 2: you could get sausages and they would have petty for selections.

2769
02:24:17,920 --> 02:24:20,599
Speaker 2: Wasn't that a song? What's that Swiss.

2770
02:24:20,280 --> 02:24:22,920
Speaker 1: Colony beef log? For some reason, that's stuck in my head.

2771
02:24:23,080 --> 02:24:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't know Swiss, I.

2772
02:24:25,200 --> 02:24:27,560
Speaker 2: Don't know, But I'm gonna try the Venetian cookie on

2773
02:24:27,840 --> 02:24:31,480
Speaker 2: Urban Dictionary tonight, now that I've looked it up. It's

2774
02:24:31,520 --> 02:24:34,039
Speaker 2: one of the more difficult moves on Urban Dictionary.

2775
02:24:34,080 --> 02:24:36,720
Speaker 1: It was on South Park Swiss Colony beef Log, cartman

2776
02:24:36,760 --> 02:24:38,760
Speaker 1: sings it Swiss.

2777
02:24:38,480 --> 02:24:42,480
Speaker 2: Kennedy beef Yead Swiss Colony beef Log.

2778
02:24:42,920 --> 02:24:45,520
Speaker 1: Okay, It's not X rated, is it. I don't think so.

2779
02:24:45,680 --> 02:24:47,520
Speaker 1: Was a south Park. I got my finger on the

2780
02:24:47,560 --> 02:24:48,560
Speaker 1: dump before Redney too.

2781
02:24:48,800 --> 02:25:05,080
Speaker 24: I got it right here, come on, carpet stuck into

2782
02:25:05,200 --> 02:25:09,720
Speaker 24: hern on the changing and the preasant around the tree

2783
02:25:10,840 --> 02:25:18,920
Speaker 24: and Amazine the kitchen making some verbo chee. The windows

2784
02:25:18,959 --> 02:25:22,679
Speaker 24: are covered with brows and the canoes.

2785
02:25:22,240 --> 02:25:23,600
Speaker 1: Are onund the left.

2786
02:25:24,480 --> 02:25:27,599
Speaker 24: But as I wonder, do this quiet.

2787
02:25:27,240 --> 02:25:33,600
Speaker 2: As Christmas song? Seven Red play this on Magic next week.

2788
02:25:34,840 --> 02:25:39,359
Speaker 24: It's a Swiss can any bee blue, but the neighbors

2789
02:25:39,360 --> 02:25:41,400
Speaker 24: aren't around.

2790
02:25:41,760 --> 02:25:43,920
Speaker 2: There's no beef. Love to be fat.

2791
02:25:45,240 --> 02:25:45,680
Speaker 3: Digy.

2792
02:25:48,600 --> 02:25:51,199
Speaker 2: It is impressive to be able to sing in that voice.

2793
02:25:51,200 --> 02:25:55,560
Speaker 2: You know what I mean to sing in that carrier? Yeah, Cartman,

2794
02:25:55,720 --> 02:25:58,080
Speaker 2: I like South Park. Back in the day. Cartman wore

2795
02:25:58,120 --> 02:26:01,480
Speaker 2: out his welcome with me real fast. Really Yeah, I

2796
02:26:02,360 --> 02:26:08,640
Speaker 2: stuck out, Uh. I stuck with south Park like maybe

2797
02:26:08,920 --> 02:26:13,080
Speaker 2: until two thousand, I only watched the first Home Kiless Seasons. Yeah,

2798
02:26:13,240 --> 02:26:14,959
Speaker 2: I was like, I get it.

2799
02:26:15,560 --> 02:26:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it to me. It will always be there. Yeah,

2800
02:26:19,680 --> 02:26:25,480
Speaker 1: still is love. Eric Carmon, Hey, Sherry, hi Ellen, Hi,

2801
02:26:25,600 --> 02:26:26,080
Speaker 1: what's up?

2802
02:26:26,959 --> 02:26:27,199
Speaker 6: Well?

2803
02:26:27,400 --> 02:26:33,320
Speaker 4: You said pedophores and it made me smile. My husband's

2804
02:26:33,360 --> 02:26:35,879
Speaker 4: I've never heard of them before until I met my husband.

2805
02:26:37,200 --> 02:26:42,880
Speaker 4: His mom, grandma, they all made them beautiful, absolutely beautiful

2806
02:26:42,920 --> 02:26:46,000
Speaker 4: little cakes, and she always made them for events. And

2807
02:26:46,080 --> 02:26:49,760
Speaker 4: he'd tell me when he'd come home after a night

2808
02:26:49,840 --> 02:26:53,119
Speaker 4: of indulging, she'd have some in the freezer and he'd

2809
02:26:53,320 --> 02:26:56,480
Speaker 4: empty a tree of petty fores for an event that

2810
02:26:56,560 --> 02:26:59,320
Speaker 4: she had. And she still talks about it today.

2811
02:26:59,440 --> 02:27:02,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can, really. You gotta know what you're getting,

2812
02:27:02,280 --> 02:27:04,200
Speaker 2: because I remember a couple of years ago I ordered

2813
02:27:04,360 --> 02:27:06,960
Speaker 2: some and they again turned out to be just kind

2814
02:27:06,959 --> 02:27:09,840
Speaker 2: of like dough like cake pops. So if you go

2815
02:27:09,920 --> 02:27:12,720
Speaker 2: to a bakery that like makes them, makes them in

2816
02:27:12,879 --> 02:27:16,040
Speaker 2: like that cake kind of Oh they're so good, so good. Oh.

2817
02:27:16,200 --> 02:27:18,520
Speaker 4: She made them all the time, and they were beautiful,

2818
02:27:18,560 --> 02:27:20,279
Speaker 4: each one more beautiful than the others.

2819
02:27:20,920 --> 02:27:22,760
Speaker 2: And you know, Sherry, what I like to do when

2820
02:27:22,800 --> 02:27:26,119
Speaker 2: I'm feeling really greedy or gross, I'll just stack two

2821
02:27:26,200 --> 02:27:30,600
Speaker 2: of them and then I've got a petty eight, right,

2822
02:27:31,560 --> 02:27:34,920
Speaker 2: what you what if you did three? A petty wheat,

2823
02:27:36,120 --> 02:27:39,160
Speaker 2: not a petty cat, like a petty wheat is what

2824
02:27:39,160 --> 02:27:42,680
Speaker 2: we would do. I'm thinking, was he talking about petty coat?

2825
02:27:42,720 --> 02:27:44,360
Speaker 4: Isn't that something that goes under your skirt.

2826
02:27:44,640 --> 02:27:47,280
Speaker 2: Yes, a petty coat. That's what I wear when I'm

2827
02:27:47,280 --> 02:27:52,600
Speaker 2: eating my petty fours. Try that out, all right, thank you, Erry,

2828
02:27:53,240 --> 02:27:56,600
Speaker 2: thank you, Oh thank you. I've already got a good one.

2829
02:27:56,680 --> 02:27:59,320
Speaker 2: If you want these pettifours, you better make with a

2830
02:27:59,400 --> 02:28:05,600
Speaker 2: petty cat petty for French for a small oven. But yeah,

2831
02:28:05,600 --> 02:28:09,720
Speaker 2: they're very very tiny, like a easy bake oven type thing.

2832
02:28:11,160 --> 02:28:13,120
Speaker 22: Alan cample mca't listen to the podcast and a couple

2833
02:28:13,120 --> 02:28:16,520
Speaker 22: of days behind you, guys were talking about the uncomfortable

2834
02:28:16,600 --> 02:28:20,039
Speaker 22: situations in the office when you're wearing a costume. My

2835
02:28:20,120 --> 02:28:23,400
Speaker 22: sister works in HR in Australia, and there's a federal

2836
02:28:23,520 --> 02:28:26,160
Speaker 22: law in Australia that allows you to have like an

2837
02:28:26,200 --> 02:28:30,120
Speaker 22: emotional support person anytime you were called in for discipline.

2838
02:28:30,680 --> 02:28:33,440
Speaker 22: So they had a person that knew they were going

2839
02:28:33,520 --> 02:28:36,880
Speaker 22: to be fired. And so the emotional support person they

2840
02:28:36,879 --> 02:28:40,360
Speaker 22: brought with them was not their brother or friend. They

2841
02:28:40,400 --> 02:28:44,039
Speaker 22: had hired a clown and so this person was making

2842
02:28:44,120 --> 02:28:48,200
Speaker 22: balloon animals as the guy was being fired. So the

2843
02:28:48,240 --> 02:28:50,520
Speaker 22: company wanted my sister to know or to work on

2844
02:28:50,600 --> 02:28:53,760
Speaker 22: whether they can restrict who can show up to avoid

2845
02:28:53,800 --> 02:28:57,600
Speaker 22: this awkward situation in the future anyway.

2846
02:28:58,200 --> 02:29:02,840
Speaker 2: Hellyby Arenar I'm going to be sacked tomorrow. Let me

2847
02:29:02,879 --> 02:29:09,199
Speaker 2: get a clown. I like it. Yeah, an emotional support

2848
02:29:09,320 --> 02:29:12,240
Speaker 2: person You mean a friend. I think over here we

2849
02:29:12,320 --> 02:29:16,560
Speaker 2: just call them a friend. Yeah. Barona's thank you in

2850
02:29:16,600 --> 02:29:19,520
Speaker 2: Maple Heights Devotion to Accuracy. It's been there for a

2851
02:29:19,800 --> 02:29:23,800
Speaker 2: hundred years, right, Barona's makes Mike says, it's not a cake.

2852
02:29:24,760 --> 02:29:25,840
Speaker 2: He just said that to me too.

2853
02:29:26,040 --> 02:29:26,240
Speaker 18: Yeah.

2854
02:29:26,560 --> 02:29:28,560
Speaker 1: He was saying, like, if you if you grew up here,

2855
02:29:29,760 --> 02:29:31,840
Speaker 1: if you were Catholic, you got a cake from this place,

2856
02:29:31,879 --> 02:29:33,600
Speaker 1: if you were this, that or the other. And He's like,

2857
02:29:33,600 --> 02:29:36,120
Speaker 1: you could basically based on the things that you would

2858
02:29:36,200 --> 02:29:40,080
Speaker 1: purchase for events and parties at your home as a kid,

2859
02:29:40,280 --> 02:29:42,160
Speaker 1: people could tell exactly where you were from. Like they

2860
02:29:42,240 --> 02:29:45,360
Speaker 1: knew exactly where you lived based on answering those questions.

2861
02:29:45,440 --> 02:29:51,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, Alan, what you're thinking of is the oky cookie

2862
02:29:51,920 --> 02:29:56,080
Speaker 2: on urbandiction. No, I'm not thinking of the oky cookie

2863
02:29:56,840 --> 02:29:59,840
Speaker 2: that one. No, that's the limp biscuit, that's all. I

2864
02:30:00,080 --> 02:30:03,640
Speaker 2: remember that in college as the limp biscuit, which is

2865
02:30:03,640 --> 02:30:06,720
Speaker 2: when guys would sit around in a circle, there'd be

2866
02:30:06,720 --> 02:30:10,720
Speaker 2: a cracker in the middle and everyone was jerking the

2867
02:30:11,440 --> 02:30:14,600
Speaker 2: donut there. That's how the band Limp Biscuit got their name.

2868
02:30:14,680 --> 02:30:15,160
Speaker 6: Is it really?

2869
02:30:15,240 --> 02:30:23,360
Speaker 2: Yes? It was. There were two alleged collage frat hazing games.

2870
02:30:23,480 --> 02:30:27,480
Speaker 2: One was the was a elephant walk, which is when

2871
02:30:27,520 --> 02:30:31,119
Speaker 2: you'd uh and they're all very homo erotic, right, Limp

2872
02:30:31,160 --> 02:30:33,120
Speaker 2: Biscuit is a guy doing the circle jerk and the

2873
02:30:33,200 --> 02:30:35,039
Speaker 2: last one to pop off on the cracker has to

2874
02:30:35,080 --> 02:30:37,879
Speaker 2: eat it. And then the elephant walk was a bunch

2875
02:30:37,879 --> 02:30:41,800
Speaker 2: of guys bent over in a circle and their trunk

2876
02:30:42,400 --> 02:30:45,840
Speaker 2: was their arm with their thumb out stuck in the

2877
02:30:45,879 --> 02:30:48,400
Speaker 2: b hole of the guy in front of them. And

2878
02:30:48,440 --> 02:30:50,760
Speaker 2: then if they broke contact, they had to put that

2879
02:30:50,800 --> 02:30:54,400
Speaker 2: thumb in their mouth and the other one in the

2880
02:30:54,400 --> 02:30:57,080
Speaker 2: These are all these like urban legend kind of you know,

2881
02:30:57,160 --> 02:30:59,640
Speaker 2: But I had to start somewhere. I've never heard of

2882
02:30:59,640 --> 02:31:02,760
Speaker 2: the oak Cookie, but I heard of the Limp Biscuit. Now,

2883
02:31:02,800 --> 02:31:07,920
Speaker 2: I never once met anybody whoever engaged in that ritual,

2884
02:31:08,000 --> 02:31:11,320
Speaker 2: but I have to assume that they were probably sworn

2885
02:31:11,400 --> 02:31:13,560
Speaker 2: to some kind of vow of secrecy.

2886
02:31:13,600 --> 02:31:13,840
Speaker 5: There.

2887
02:31:13,959 --> 02:31:23,400
Speaker 2: It's a salty tear of me. I'm gonna take a break.

2888
02:31:23,440 --> 02:31:26,520
Speaker 2: Three points. Sounds quiet nowt on that everybody got the

2889
02:31:26,720 --> 02:31:27,160
Speaker 2: f out.

2890
02:31:27,400 --> 02:31:29,760
Speaker 1: My kids are all having their sugar meltdowns. They're about

2891
02:31:29,800 --> 02:31:31,879
Speaker 1: to start bouncing off the walls in a second. They're

2892
02:31:31,920 --> 02:31:33,680
Speaker 1: all passing out right now. Then they'll be freaking out

2893
02:31:33,680 --> 02:31:34,760
Speaker 1: in a few minutes. And that's all left.

2894
02:31:34,840 --> 02:31:37,119
Speaker 2: Right, It sounds really quiet.

2895
02:31:37,840 --> 02:31:44,920
Speaker 11: The Allen Cox Show on one hundreds call the Allan

2896
02:31:45,000 --> 02:31:45,800
Speaker 11: Cox Show.

2897
02:31:45,840 --> 02:31:49,199
Speaker 2: Girls, This is your opportunity right here, a nice boy,

2898
02:31:49,280 --> 02:31:51,480
Speaker 2: let me tell you that two seven eight.

2899
02:31:51,480 --> 02:31:54,080
Speaker 13: One double oh seven or one three four eight one

2900
02:31:54,120 --> 02:31:54,959
Speaker 13: double oh seven.

2901
02:32:04,920 --> 02:32:07,160
Speaker 2: Well, the lights are back on out there in the

2902
02:32:07,240 --> 02:32:10,320
Speaker 2: office suite. It looks like things are returning to their

2903
02:32:10,400 --> 02:32:13,240
Speaker 2: natural state. Oh yeah, a little log rats. That office

2904
02:32:13,320 --> 02:32:16,400
Speaker 2: party has burned itself out.

2905
02:32:16,720 --> 02:32:19,200
Speaker 1: The little rugrats that are stuck here while their parents

2906
02:32:19,240 --> 02:32:22,600
Speaker 1: do like clean up already starting to melt down.

2907
02:32:22,680 --> 02:32:25,200
Speaker 2: Is that what's happening? Well, they're little kids though, right,

2908
02:32:25,280 --> 02:32:27,040
Speaker 2: Oh it's so good. The only ones that are left

2909
02:32:27,040 --> 02:32:27,800
Speaker 2: for little kids.

2910
02:32:29,320 --> 02:32:31,720
Speaker 1: They're normally in bed, like in forty five minutes, and

2911
02:32:31,760 --> 02:32:35,240
Speaker 1: they're here watching mom drink wine.

2912
02:32:35,400 --> 02:32:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, well good, Hey, I just said on another batch

2913
02:32:40,920 --> 02:32:43,400
Speaker 2: of Alan Cox Show stickers this morning, and I'm always

2914
02:32:43,400 --> 02:32:45,200
Speaker 2: happy to send them out for people to email me

2915
02:32:45,760 --> 02:32:47,959
Speaker 2: Alan at alancockhrow dot com is the email to send

2916
02:32:48,000 --> 02:32:50,160
Speaker 2: your address. And I also like when people send me

2917
02:32:50,240 --> 02:32:53,480
Speaker 2: photos of where they've tagged the show. Now I don't

2918
02:32:53,480 --> 02:32:56,040
Speaker 2: have the person's name, I only have their email address,

2919
02:32:56,440 --> 02:32:59,160
Speaker 2: but I posted the photo at the Alan Cox Show

2920
02:32:59,200 --> 02:33:03,480
Speaker 2: Facebook page. They tagged us in Athens Grease and in

2921
02:33:03,520 --> 02:33:05,840
Speaker 2: the background you can see some old ruins, which is

2922
02:33:05,879 --> 02:33:09,600
Speaker 2: pretty cool. I'll post the photos. Rachel has tagged the

2923
02:33:09,600 --> 02:33:14,200
Speaker 2: show in Memphis right there on Beale Street, and I

2924
02:33:14,440 --> 02:33:16,840
Speaker 2: was like to post those whenever I can. Of course,

2925
02:33:16,920 --> 02:33:19,280
Speaker 2: I'm the jag off that when I travel I never

2926
02:33:19,400 --> 02:33:22,879
Speaker 2: remember to bring stickers with me. They're like back at

2927
02:33:22,920 --> 02:33:26,440
Speaker 2: the hotel in my backpack instead of in my pocket

2928
02:33:26,480 --> 02:33:31,920
Speaker 2: where they should be. And so the last place I

2929
02:33:32,000 --> 02:33:36,480
Speaker 2: tagged was Sedona, and that was a couple of years

2930
02:33:36,480 --> 02:33:38,280
Speaker 2: ago probably, But.

2931
02:33:38,240 --> 02:33:41,240
Speaker 1: I'm happy to mail them out to you if you

2932
02:33:41,320 --> 02:33:43,920
Speaker 1: just shoot me an email with your address.

2933
02:33:48,560 --> 02:33:53,440
Speaker 2: Oh play a message here, cotton balls. I think, Hey, Ellen,

2934
02:33:53,959 --> 02:33:55,080
Speaker 2: what's that folloween? Rob?

2935
02:33:55,920 --> 02:33:57,640
Speaker 25: I just picked up my Jamison in my side or

2936
02:33:57,800 --> 02:34:00,400
Speaker 25: excited for tomorrow. I know James was not the one

2937
02:34:00,400 --> 02:34:02,200
Speaker 25: you usually go to. So what do you guys like

2938
02:34:02,240 --> 02:34:02,800
Speaker 25: mixing in it?

2939
02:34:03,120 --> 02:34:07,000
Speaker 1: I do like Jamison, I do too, but insider Jamison insider,

2940
02:34:07,120 --> 02:34:16,959
Speaker 1: I haven't had that. I've had Dick Insider cider, dam broke, Allen, what's.

2941
02:34:16,920 --> 02:34:17,880
Speaker 2: Up Halloween Rols?

2942
02:34:17,879 --> 02:34:18,119
Speaker 11: Sorry?

2943
02:34:18,560 --> 02:34:20,800
Speaker 25: I just picked up my Jamison in my cider. Excited

2944
02:34:20,840 --> 02:34:23,120
Speaker 25: for tomorrow. I know James is not the one you

2945
02:34:23,200 --> 02:34:25,200
Speaker 25: usually go to. So what do you guys like mixing

2946
02:34:25,240 --> 02:34:28,680
Speaker 25: in it? Or what's your go to fall drink? If

2947
02:34:28,720 --> 02:34:31,000
Speaker 25: anybody's out tomorrow and they see a big bad wolf

2948
02:34:31,080 --> 02:34:35,560
Speaker 25: and he smells like boozy apples and cinnamon, Allen, can

2949
02:34:35,600 --> 02:34:37,280
Speaker 25: you hit the post on Little Red Riding Hood by

2950
02:34:37,360 --> 02:34:38,600
Speaker 25: Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs?

2951
02:34:40,160 --> 02:34:40,440
Speaker 1: Salm?

2952
02:34:40,800 --> 02:34:44,120
Speaker 2: Isn't that a cold open? All that Red Rid, Sam

2953
02:34:44,280 --> 02:34:45,640
Speaker 2: the Sham and the Pharaohs.

2954
02:34:47,840 --> 02:34:48,040
Speaker 8: Yeah?

2955
02:34:48,080 --> 02:34:50,320
Speaker 2: That opens cold right? Is that I see walking in

2956
02:34:50,400 --> 02:34:56,280
Speaker 2: these woods balls Red riding?

2957
02:34:56,720 --> 02:34:59,280
Speaker 6: Yeah? Hey man?

2958
02:34:59,560 --> 02:35:00,560
Speaker 8: Then Red.

2959
02:35:06,080 --> 02:35:07,960
Speaker 1: Was Wooly Bully. Their song was at their big hit

2960
02:35:08,040 --> 02:35:10,000
Speaker 1: Wooly Bully. Ok, Wooly Bully.

2961
02:35:12,000 --> 02:35:18,760
Speaker 2: But this is a big too. Cotton Ball sounds like

2962
02:35:18,800 --> 02:35:22,200
Speaker 2: a good time. I mean, yeah, he's he smells like

2963
02:35:22,280 --> 02:35:25,920
Speaker 2: apples and cinnamon, and he's boozy apples and cinnamon, He's

2964
02:35:26,040 --> 02:35:27,760
Speaker 2: just like a big bed Wolvez just sounds like a

2965
02:35:27,840 --> 02:35:35,119
Speaker 2: drinking one guy Jamison insider, Uh, I like Jamison and anything. Yeah, Jamison,

2966
02:35:35,360 --> 02:35:39,280
Speaker 2: And I don't know, I've never had it. I don't

2967
02:35:39,280 --> 02:35:42,800
Speaker 2: mind a hot toddy, that's what he's talking about, Like

2968
02:35:42,879 --> 02:35:43,960
Speaker 2: a warm drink.

2969
02:35:44,280 --> 02:35:47,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's talking specifically about spiked apple cider,

2970
02:35:47,879 --> 02:35:50,040
Speaker 1: which usually it's you know, it's mold or whatever.

2971
02:35:50,160 --> 02:35:52,360
Speaker 2: But I've always had it with bourbon.

2972
02:35:52,680 --> 02:35:55,880
Speaker 1: Obviously, it's not that dissimilar to Irish whiskey, so I'm

2973
02:35:55,879 --> 02:35:57,480
Speaker 1: sure it's just a little sweeter.

2974
02:35:57,600 --> 02:35:59,000
Speaker 2: Maybe that's great.

2975
02:35:59,160 --> 02:35:59,360
Speaker 9: Yeah.

2976
02:35:59,520 --> 02:36:02,320
Speaker 2: Years ago and we were in Paris for Christmas and

2977
02:36:02,480 --> 02:36:04,720
Speaker 2: we went to like one of those kinder markets or whatever,

2978
02:36:05,080 --> 02:36:08,720
Speaker 2: and the hot mulled wine yeah, and the chestnuts. I

2979
02:36:08,760 --> 02:36:10,440
Speaker 2: mean it's like a goddamn greeting card that was so

2980
02:36:10,520 --> 02:36:14,600
Speaker 2: good roasting on an open new phone. My neighbors across

2981
02:36:14,760 --> 02:36:17,520
Speaker 2: the street. I do look forward to that tomorrow night.

2982
02:36:17,600 --> 02:36:20,600
Speaker 2: My neighbors across the street. Our very last stop is

2983
02:36:20,680 --> 02:36:23,760
Speaker 2: they just have a big card table set up, a

2984
02:36:23,760 --> 02:36:28,320
Speaker 2: couple of older guys, young kids, and they just have

2985
02:36:28,600 --> 02:36:30,880
Speaker 2: like thermoses full of hot Toddies for the grown ups

2986
02:36:30,920 --> 02:36:31,640
Speaker 2: that we're walking by.

2987
02:36:32,040 --> 02:36:32,480
Speaker 6: I love it.

2988
02:36:32,600 --> 02:36:35,320
Speaker 2: That's great. And one of them's usually got it's not

2989
02:36:35,440 --> 02:36:39,880
Speaker 2: warmed up, but it's usually got a clear giant bottle

2990
02:36:40,040 --> 02:36:44,200
Speaker 2: of some Eastern European hooch that he's like daring people

2991
02:36:44,280 --> 02:36:46,840
Speaker 2: to take tugs of. My buddy that came to visit.

2992
02:36:48,480 --> 02:36:50,200
Speaker 2: We went to the marble room together. I remember I

2993
02:36:50,280 --> 02:36:52,160
Speaker 2: told you Al from Providence.

2994
02:36:52,280 --> 02:36:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he brings a bottle every time I see him

2995
02:36:55,400 --> 02:36:57,880
Speaker 1: of his stuff that he makes to Lithuanian spirit.

2996
02:36:58,560 --> 02:37:03,600
Speaker 2: It is de lish. It's called Krypnicus, and that's what

2997
02:37:03,680 --> 02:37:04,240
Speaker 2: I'll break out.

2998
02:37:04,280 --> 02:37:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, after I go out and do the driveway

2999
02:37:06,120 --> 02:37:08,760
Speaker 1: and stuff in the winter, I'll take a few SIPs

3000
02:37:08,800 --> 02:37:08,920
Speaker 1: of that.

3001
02:37:09,160 --> 02:37:13,560
Speaker 2: So it's it's sweet, so good, yum yum.

3002
02:37:13,680 --> 02:37:15,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do this year, man, Like,

3003
02:37:15,400 --> 02:37:21,000
Speaker 1: this is the first time in my life having kids

3004
02:37:21,080 --> 02:37:25,119
Speaker 1: that I don't have anyone around. Caitlin is staying on campus,

3005
02:37:25,200 --> 02:37:27,840
Speaker 1: so she's obviously not coming home, and Cali's going to

3006
02:37:27,920 --> 02:37:28,600
Speaker 1: a Halloween party.

3007
02:37:28,800 --> 02:37:31,760
Speaker 2: Wow, so we're like, what are we gonna do? I

3008
02:37:32,000 --> 02:37:34,160
Speaker 2: just I guess empty nesters at Halloween.

3009
02:37:34,240 --> 02:37:36,720
Speaker 1: I thing just sit at home, right aw I just

3010
02:37:36,720 --> 02:37:38,240
Speaker 1: see if anybody comes to the house and we give

3011
02:37:38,280 --> 02:37:38,840
Speaker 1: out candy.

3012
02:37:38,720 --> 02:37:43,280
Speaker 2: Go on a Halloween barkrawl. I don't really, Hi, I'm Rob.

3013
02:37:43,320 --> 02:37:43,720
Speaker 2: Have we met?

3014
02:37:44,000 --> 02:37:44,040
Speaker 7: No?

3015
02:37:44,360 --> 02:37:46,440
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying it's a Friday night. I guess

3016
02:37:46,440 --> 02:37:49,920
Speaker 2: that makes it all right. It's a principle. Sorry Saturday

3017
02:37:49,959 --> 02:37:53,959
Speaker 2: and I screw that up. But no, I don't know. Yeah,

3018
02:37:54,040 --> 02:37:56,240
Speaker 2: I mean, let the chips fall where they may and

3019
02:37:56,320 --> 02:37:57,840
Speaker 2: then sleep in Saturday morning.

3020
02:37:57,920 --> 02:38:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm guessing we'll just end up like grab, I'm going home.

3021
02:38:02,400 --> 02:38:04,960
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like our neighborhood isn't busy with

3022
02:38:05,080 --> 02:38:07,600
Speaker 1: kids for trick or treating either.

3023
02:38:08,320 --> 02:38:10,400
Speaker 2: We don't have a ton of little kids on our streets,

3024
02:38:10,520 --> 02:38:12,480
Speaker 2: you know, to the movies or something. Is there anything

3025
02:38:12,520 --> 02:38:15,120
Speaker 2: I want to see? My ex wife is serbian. And

3026
02:38:15,200 --> 02:38:18,440
Speaker 2: there was this thing called like Schlovecha or I. It

3027
02:38:18,520 --> 02:38:21,119
Speaker 2: was plumb brandy. It would knock you on your ass

3028
02:38:21,200 --> 02:38:22,840
Speaker 2: if you had too much. It was really good, but

3029
02:38:23,840 --> 02:38:28,800
Speaker 2: it was it was deceptively alcoholic, you know, just fermented

3030
02:38:29,000 --> 02:38:32,800
Speaker 2: fruit brandy. I don't want to be too hungover Saturday, Rob,

3031
02:38:32,840 --> 02:38:35,080
Speaker 2: because I'm going to be a dis house of sports.

3032
02:38:35,879 --> 02:38:38,840
Speaker 2: The grand opening there, they're opening a Brandy One in Strongsville.

3033
02:38:38,959 --> 02:38:42,360
Speaker 2: So if you're down Strongsville Way, come by and say, hey,

3034
02:38:42,520 --> 02:38:44,280
Speaker 2: we'll have all kinds of fun set up for you.

3035
02:38:44,360 --> 02:38:46,920
Speaker 2: I'll be there from eleven a to one p at

3036
02:38:46,920 --> 02:38:53,400
Speaker 2: the brand new Dicks in Strongsville with dabble mms. You'r

3037
02:38:53,560 --> 02:38:56,840
Speaker 2: f I'm home for Cleveland Cavaliers basketball. He just figures

3038
02:38:56,879 --> 02:38:59,600
Speaker 2: there's absolutely nothing in theaters that I want to see. Oh,

3039
02:38:59,600 --> 02:39:02,080
Speaker 2: you don't want to go see? Oh, there were a

3040
02:39:02,160 --> 02:39:04,520
Speaker 2: handful of things that I thought were out that looked good.

3041
02:39:05,200 --> 02:39:08,880
Speaker 2: Don't you want to go see? Don't say Springsteen, No, no,

3042
02:39:09,040 --> 02:39:12,120
Speaker 2: I have no desire to see that same. I guess

3043
02:39:12,160 --> 02:39:15,960
Speaker 2: Predator bad Lands is next week that I actually would

3044
02:39:16,000 --> 02:39:17,520
Speaker 2: go see. Yeah, I thought there were some things that

3045
02:39:17,600 --> 02:39:20,800
Speaker 2: were at Bogonia. I think looks kind of interesting. That's

3046
02:39:20,840 --> 02:39:24,320
Speaker 2: our buddy stuff. Ars Halkias is in that Black Phone

3047
02:39:24,360 --> 02:39:28,560
Speaker 2: two chainsaw Man. Don't see any of you don't want

3048
02:39:28,600 --> 02:39:30,520
Speaker 2: to see chainsaw Man? Nonsense?

3049
02:39:31,760 --> 02:39:32,160
Speaker 5: All right?

3050
02:39:32,360 --> 02:39:34,440
Speaker 2: Good fortune? What's that? Maybe i'd like that? Oh that's

3051
02:39:34,480 --> 02:39:37,199
Speaker 2: the key ONU is an angel movie. I think Seth

3052
02:39:37,280 --> 02:39:39,360
Speaker 2: Rogan and Azi's I'm sorry in't.

3053
02:39:39,200 --> 02:39:41,560
Speaker 1: It that sounds? I mean, it's an hour and thirty

3054
02:39:41,600 --> 02:39:43,920
Speaker 1: eight minutes. Gives me something to do perfect, Like how

3055
02:39:44,080 --> 02:39:44,880
Speaker 1: bad could that be?

3056
02:39:45,120 --> 02:39:46,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? Bad?

3057
02:39:46,320 --> 02:39:46,440
Speaker 5: Right?

3058
02:39:46,520 --> 02:39:49,600
Speaker 2: Like it could be really really bad, right see tron Aries. No,

3059
02:39:51,360 --> 02:39:54,480
Speaker 2: I've heard the jarring reviews of that. I'm I finally

3060
02:39:54,480 --> 02:39:57,600
Speaker 2: got around to it. It was not good. No, nope,

3061
02:39:57,760 --> 02:40:00,440
Speaker 2: I was really excited for it. I heard Stansburg like, oh,

3062
02:40:00,480 --> 02:40:02,320
Speaker 2: it was so good, so good, and I was so

3063
02:40:02,520 --> 02:40:05,000
Speaker 2: ready for it because I love that franchise. It was

3064
02:40:05,200 --> 02:40:08,480
Speaker 2: not fun to watch, but it makes no sense. It's

3065
02:40:08,560 --> 02:40:10,840
Speaker 2: all over the place. You're like, oh my good, it

3066
02:40:11,000 --> 02:40:11,400
Speaker 2: was not.

3067
02:40:11,640 --> 02:40:18,240
Speaker 1: So you got to watch one again, ready, tront Aris Cleveland. Superman.

3068
02:40:19,760 --> 02:40:27,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I keep thinking that Superman's gonna get me at

3069
02:40:27,720 --> 02:40:30,280
Speaker 2: some point. I've seen it, Well, I haven't seen it twice.

3070
02:40:30,400 --> 02:40:33,880
Speaker 2: You bailed saw once, got through about forty five minutes

3071
02:40:33,920 --> 02:40:36,480
Speaker 2: the second time, and I'm like, nope, I'm reading this

3072
02:40:36,600 --> 02:40:39,240
Speaker 2: at the exact same way. I don't think a third

3073
02:40:39,320 --> 02:40:41,200
Speaker 2: time is gonna do anything. I mean, I got it

3074
02:40:41,360 --> 02:40:43,760
Speaker 2: pretty solid the first time. Yeah, but I was like, well,

3075
02:40:43,800 --> 02:40:47,360
Speaker 2: I'll give it another shot, you know, and we'll see

3076
02:40:47,400 --> 02:40:50,280
Speaker 2: what happens. You know. So is it Superman or Trump?

3077
02:40:50,800 --> 02:40:51,080
Speaker 2: What's that?

3078
02:40:51,240 --> 02:40:51,280
Speaker 22: What?

3079
02:40:51,320 --> 02:40:53,360
Speaker 2: Are you gonna watch again Superman or Trump? Well, I've

3080
02:40:53,360 --> 02:40:56,680
Speaker 2: already seen Superman uh once in forty five minutes, So

3081
02:40:56,680 --> 02:40:59,080
Speaker 2: I guess I would watch Tron again. Oh boy, yeah,

3082
02:40:59,120 --> 02:41:05,039
Speaker 2: I'd watch Tron again. It's compelling viewing, it's cast well,

3083
02:41:06,200 --> 02:41:12,760
Speaker 2: but it's just it's a mess. So yeah, I would

3084
02:41:12,800 --> 02:41:18,160
Speaker 2: do that. If you were to categorize, and we've kind

3085
02:41:18,160 --> 02:41:21,480
Speaker 2: of talked about this on occasion, categorize the worst ways

3086
02:41:21,560 --> 02:41:24,920
Speaker 2: to die. Everybody kind of has their own. You know,

3087
02:41:25,000 --> 02:41:27,840
Speaker 2: you have things in your own head ways in which

3088
02:41:27,840 --> 02:41:30,800
Speaker 2: you would not want to die, drowning, fire, whatever. Yeah,

3089
02:41:30,920 --> 02:41:33,680
Speaker 2: and then they are all the weird ones that you

3090
02:41:33,840 --> 02:41:35,840
Speaker 2: might not even conjure up in your own head but

3091
02:41:35,920 --> 02:41:37,680
Speaker 2: when you hear it, you go, that would be a

3092
02:41:37,800 --> 02:41:40,800
Speaker 2: terrible way to die. A guy who is crushed by

3093
02:41:40,920 --> 02:41:43,959
Speaker 2: a pop up urinal. In Europe they have these, if

3094
02:41:44,000 --> 02:41:47,520
Speaker 2: you've ever been overseas, they're these giant public urinals that

3095
02:41:47,600 --> 02:41:50,040
Speaker 2: look like elevators and they come up out of the

3096
02:41:50,120 --> 02:41:54,480
Speaker 2: sidewalk and then they go back down. This guy was

3097
02:41:54,959 --> 02:41:57,680
Speaker 2: and they're blaming him for his own death. Of course

3098
02:41:57,800 --> 02:42:03,879
Speaker 2: they are, because his wife said that the company was responsible.

3099
02:42:05,080 --> 02:42:07,280
Speaker 2: I don't know how that could possibly be the case,

3100
02:42:07,320 --> 02:42:09,240
Speaker 2: and when people are grieving in a situation like this,

3101
02:42:09,360 --> 02:42:12,040
Speaker 2: they want someone to be held responsible. I just don't

3102
02:42:12,120 --> 02:42:16,440
Speaker 2: know how you could hold the company responsible. The pop

3103
02:42:16,560 --> 02:42:18,959
Speaker 2: up toilet. This is a sixty year old guy there

3104
02:42:19,000 --> 02:42:21,879
Speaker 2: in England. A pop up toilet that he was working

3105
02:42:22,120 --> 02:42:26,800
Speaker 2: under collapsed and the wife said, well, it's the company's

3106
02:42:26,920 --> 02:42:30,600
Speaker 2: fault and it was because of there was a portion

3107
02:42:30,800 --> 02:42:34,720
Speaker 2: of it. I guess that was there was corrosion or

3108
02:42:34,879 --> 02:42:39,440
Speaker 2: something that caused the hydraulic system to fail. So this

3109
02:42:39,640 --> 02:42:45,080
Speaker 2: heavy metal round elevator tube looking thing that's a public

3110
02:42:45,320 --> 02:42:48,080
Speaker 2: urinal fell on the guy who was run underneath and

3111
02:42:48,120 --> 02:42:51,880
Speaker 2: crushed him, so he was probably killed instantly. The company's like,

3112
02:42:52,520 --> 02:42:55,600
Speaker 2: there's no The wife suit saying, you guys weren't maintaining

3113
02:42:55,680 --> 02:42:58,160
Speaker 2: this properly, that's why there was corrosion, and they said

3114
02:42:58,200 --> 02:42:59,959
Speaker 2: there was no way for us to know. That's why

3115
02:43:00,000 --> 02:43:04,360
Speaker 2: why the guy was under there working on it. They

3116
02:43:04,440 --> 02:43:07,200
Speaker 2: say that it was the guy's fault. He was experienced,

3117
02:43:07,879 --> 02:43:11,360
Speaker 2: he had plenty of training and he didn't take the

3118
02:43:11,480 --> 02:43:13,320
Speaker 2: proper safety precautions.

3119
02:43:13,480 --> 02:43:15,160
Speaker 1: I guess it's a tough way to go, but it's

3120
02:43:15,200 --> 02:43:20,280
Speaker 1: not the worst, right, Like probably quick. I would imagine he.

3121
02:43:20,400 --> 02:43:24,240
Speaker 2: Was trying to replace the urinal's water pump while it

3122
02:43:24,320 --> 02:43:26,680
Speaker 2: was still raised. They said protocol it required you to

3123
02:43:27,000 --> 02:43:31,400
Speaker 2: lower it before working that. Yeah, listen, you know, if

3124
02:43:31,440 --> 02:43:35,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be underneath, I don't want it up. I

3125
02:43:35,200 --> 02:43:37,640
Speaker 2: want it down so then I can get underneath it. Anyway,

3126
02:43:38,600 --> 02:43:43,720
Speaker 2: crushed to death by public urinal hydraulic powered toilets. There's

3127
02:43:43,720 --> 02:43:48,520
Speaker 2: a photo of one. He's here in and around Metro

3128
02:43:48,680 --> 02:43:52,960
Speaker 2: London there. I remember it's been many, many years, and

3129
02:43:53,280 --> 02:43:55,600
Speaker 2: I haven't gone back to take a look. But before

3130
02:43:55,640 --> 02:43:57,320
Speaker 2: I went back home to Chicago, and I was still

3131
02:43:57,320 --> 02:44:00,280
Speaker 2: on the air in Pittsburgh, they were dipping their toe,

3132
02:44:00,440 --> 02:44:03,400
Speaker 2: if you will, into public restrooms and so they had

3133
02:44:03,520 --> 02:44:05,960
Speaker 2: a couple of these. I think they were on Carson Street.

3134
02:44:06,000 --> 02:44:08,000
Speaker 2: I think they were on the South Side. You're talking

3135
02:44:08,040 --> 02:44:11,760
Speaker 2: two thousand and five, two thousand and six, maybe even

3136
02:44:11,879 --> 02:44:13,960
Speaker 2: a little bit earlier, where they were trying like the

3137
02:44:14,640 --> 02:44:21,000
Speaker 2: public pea pods, right, And of course the pushback to

3138
02:44:21,080 --> 02:44:23,720
Speaker 2: those in any city is, well, homeless people are going

3139
02:44:23,800 --> 02:44:26,600
Speaker 2: to use them for tents or whatever, but you got

3140
02:44:26,720 --> 02:44:30,520
Speaker 2: to pay to get in them. And I free and

3141
02:44:31,640 --> 02:44:34,840
Speaker 2: mixed reviews on those, by the way, cities that invest

3142
02:44:34,920 --> 02:44:41,800
Speaker 2: in public toilets, but to be crushed under one death

3143
02:44:41,920 --> 02:44:50,360
Speaker 2: by urinal bad but again probably quick. Alan I used

3144
02:44:50,360 --> 02:44:51,760
Speaker 2: to say that if I were to commit suicide, I

3145
02:44:51,800 --> 02:44:54,680
Speaker 2: would tie piano wire around my neck and tie it

3146
02:44:54,760 --> 02:44:58,440
Speaker 2: off and then super glue my hands to my face

3147
02:44:58,600 --> 02:45:00,880
Speaker 2: and jump so it looked like like I ripped my

3148
02:45:01,000 --> 02:45:03,640
Speaker 2: own head off. Yep, boy, that is creative. That's like

3149
02:45:03,720 --> 02:45:06,800
Speaker 2: a Tony collect in hereditary vibe right there.

3150
02:45:07,640 --> 02:45:08,039
Speaker 10: That heard.

3151
02:45:08,120 --> 02:45:11,560
Speaker 1: That's wild. It's a great idea if you're going to

3152
02:45:11,600 --> 02:45:11,760
Speaker 1: do it.

3153
02:45:13,680 --> 02:45:14,120
Speaker 2: Mmmm.

3154
02:45:15,080 --> 02:45:17,320
Speaker 1: That's a great idea you're saying. I mean, if you're

3155
02:45:17,320 --> 02:45:19,279
Speaker 1: going to try to make it a splash.

3156
02:45:19,640 --> 02:45:20,039
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.

3157
02:45:20,160 --> 02:45:21,200
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, if you want to make

3158
02:45:21,240 --> 02:45:23,080
Speaker 1: a go out with a bang as well? Okay, like

3159
02:45:23,280 --> 02:45:26,200
Speaker 1: you want to make it like a wow. That's that's

3160
02:45:26,240 --> 02:45:28,760
Speaker 1: a that's a wow. Yeah, that's Do you put some

3161
02:45:28,879 --> 02:45:33,480
Speaker 1: thought into it? I mean there should be risk of

3162
02:45:33,520 --> 02:45:34,240
Speaker 1: being insensitive.

3163
02:45:34,320 --> 02:45:36,160
Speaker 2: Well, listen, we've all been touched in one way or

3164
02:45:36,160 --> 02:45:41,560
Speaker 2: another by suicide, but there's nothing wrong with suggesting that

3165
02:45:41,720 --> 02:45:44,240
Speaker 2: you put a little showbiz into it. I mean, if

3166
02:45:44,360 --> 02:45:47,520
Speaker 2: done properly, it is the very last thing you'll do right.

3167
02:45:48,200 --> 02:45:50,560
Speaker 2: There's a case to be made in some philosophers and

3168
02:45:50,720 --> 02:45:54,680
Speaker 2: neuroscientists have made it over the years that the only

3169
02:45:55,200 --> 02:45:59,080
Speaker 2: real choice a human has in life is to end it.

3170
02:45:59,560 --> 02:46:03,119
Speaker 2: The only real choice you have. You talk to neuroscientists,

3171
02:46:03,120 --> 02:46:05,120
Speaker 2: they will make the case that there's no real such

3172
02:46:05,200 --> 02:46:09,320
Speaker 2: thing as free will, because your brain fires neurons nanoseconds

3173
02:46:09,360 --> 02:46:11,440
Speaker 2: before you even know you're going to do something. So

3174
02:46:11,560 --> 02:46:14,560
Speaker 2: the concept of free will is not necessarily just relegated

3175
02:46:14,879 --> 02:46:17,280
Speaker 2: to matters of the religious and the philosophical. There is

3176
02:46:17,360 --> 02:46:19,800
Speaker 2: a science behind it, and it does not exist. So

3177
02:46:20,760 --> 02:46:23,120
Speaker 2: the case is made by those people sometimes that the

3178
02:46:23,320 --> 02:46:28,240
Speaker 2: only real choice you can ever make, ironically in your

3179
02:46:28,320 --> 02:46:32,320
Speaker 2: life is to end it. So put some showbiz into it.

3180
02:46:33,000 --> 02:46:36,600
Speaker 2: What's the matter? What a deep doesn't have to be

3181
02:46:37,480 --> 02:46:40,640
Speaker 2: be really shallow. Maybe you could get underneath a public

3182
02:46:40,840 --> 02:46:44,200
Speaker 2: urinal and then go from there.

3183
02:46:44,959 --> 02:46:47,760
Speaker 1: I always thought like, what would probably have to be

3184
02:46:47,920 --> 02:46:51,000
Speaker 1: one of the worst ways to go, like backwards into

3185
02:46:51,040 --> 02:46:51,720
Speaker 1: a wood chipper.

3186
02:46:52,640 --> 02:46:54,760
Speaker 2: Backwards, Yeah, you know what I mean? They can head first,

3187
02:46:55,080 --> 02:46:58,280
Speaker 2: like feet first first woodchipper. You know what I mean?

3188
02:46:58,360 --> 02:47:00,959
Speaker 1: Like head first, you're like dead, it's over. You get

3189
02:47:01,040 --> 02:47:05,080
Speaker 1: time to go like, oh dead, but the other way around,

3190
02:47:05,120 --> 02:47:07,040
Speaker 1: like you end up like you go in feet first.

3191
02:47:07,160 --> 02:47:09,040
Speaker 1: It just goes and goes and goes and goes and

3192
02:47:09,080 --> 02:47:11,480
Speaker 1: goes until finally that's rough man.

3193
02:47:11,520 --> 02:47:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking about those guys that get pulled in,

3194
02:47:13,400 --> 02:47:16,520
Speaker 2: like guys on landscaping crews. That's got to be the worst.

3195
02:47:16,840 --> 02:47:19,440
Speaker 2: Or they get dried into a machine like some industrial thing,

3196
02:47:19,600 --> 02:47:22,240
Speaker 2: and you know, oh yeah, because they got time to

3197
02:47:22,280 --> 02:47:22,879
Speaker 2: know what's going.

3198
02:47:22,800 --> 02:47:25,879
Speaker 1: On, right, and you feel it, you know, yeah, it's

3199
02:47:25,920 --> 02:47:29,760
Speaker 1: got to be the worst. But there's a million I mean,

3200
02:47:29,840 --> 02:47:31,800
Speaker 1: nothing is good. There's no good way to die.

3201
02:47:31,840 --> 02:47:35,200
Speaker 2: It sucks, no, But for a lot of people, once

3202
02:47:35,280 --> 02:47:37,840
Speaker 2: they've decided they're going to do it, there's no talking

3203
02:47:37,920 --> 02:47:40,520
Speaker 2: them out of it, right and there. And people who

3204
02:47:40,640 --> 02:47:42,840
Speaker 2: have you know, I've I've told the story. My girlfriend

3205
02:47:42,879 --> 02:47:46,640
Speaker 2: in college killed herself and you are in the immediate aftermath,

3206
02:47:46,840 --> 02:47:50,160
Speaker 2: if you are not blamed by other people. Her parents

3207
02:47:51,480 --> 02:47:53,800
Speaker 2: took a great interest in somehow thinking that I had

3208
02:47:53,840 --> 02:47:54,200
Speaker 2: something to.

3209
02:47:54,240 --> 02:47:54,440
Speaker 8: Do with it.

3210
02:47:55,480 --> 02:47:59,840
Speaker 2: At the time, jeez, that you are of course racked

3211
02:48:00,080 --> 02:48:02,880
Speaker 2: with guilt, you know, if you were that close to

3212
02:48:02,959 --> 02:48:06,920
Speaker 2: that person, so because you think if only I had

3213
02:48:07,000 --> 02:48:09,600
Speaker 2: done X Y and Z. That person would still be around.

3214
02:48:10,200 --> 02:48:12,200
Speaker 2: Sometimes that works out for a lot of people. It

3215
02:48:12,280 --> 02:48:14,480
Speaker 2: does not for some people. Once they have decided they're

3216
02:48:14,520 --> 02:48:17,040
Speaker 2: going to do it, there's nothing that you can or

3217
02:48:17,080 --> 02:48:20,480
Speaker 2: could have done sure to dissuade them of that notion.

3218
02:48:21,920 --> 02:48:24,959
Speaker 2: But hey, have awesome good time.

3219
02:48:25,200 --> 02:48:29,480
Speaker 1: Halloween is a buddy al Jor gets at Minister.

3220
02:48:30,640 --> 02:48:33,840
Speaker 2: It's not spooky, but it's when he was still doing

3221
02:48:33,879 --> 02:48:38,800
Speaker 2: his fake British accident. So it's maybe you and your

3222
02:48:38,840 --> 02:48:42,240
Speaker 2: wife should go to a Halloween dance party tomorrow night.

3223
02:48:42,360 --> 02:48:46,320
Speaker 2: Rob hi Ellen, I'm robbed. I'm just gonna keep going

3224
02:48:46,360 --> 02:48:50,040
Speaker 2: with that. It doesn't mean that you can't do certain things,

3225
02:48:50,160 --> 02:48:52,320
Speaker 2: Yes it does. Imagine if you were cutting a rug

3226
02:48:53,280 --> 02:48:55,800
Speaker 2: with your lovely wife, she'd be like, oh my god, Rob,

3227
02:48:55,879 --> 02:48:58,080
Speaker 2: I've never seen And then she tells your daughter, oh

3228
02:48:58,240 --> 02:49:00,360
Speaker 2: you should have seen. Your daddy was have it so

3229
02:49:00,480 --> 02:49:02,440
Speaker 2: much fun? And my girls will go, what's wrong with dad?

3230
02:49:02,520 --> 02:49:05,119
Speaker 2: Is he dying? Why why did you do that? What's

3231
02:49:05,200 --> 02:49:07,920
Speaker 2: what's going on? What's what don't we know? Why did

3232
02:49:08,000 --> 02:49:11,040
Speaker 2: dad just purchase super glue and a length of piano wire?

3233
02:49:11,280 --> 02:49:13,560
Speaker 2: Is there any reason that that's something wrong with dad?

3234
02:49:13,800 --> 02:49:16,600
Speaker 2: Is something wrong with him? Is he gonna be okay?

3235
02:49:16,959 --> 02:49:17,160
Speaker 1: Is he?

3236
02:49:17,320 --> 02:49:17,640
Speaker 2: Okay?

3237
02:49:17,800 --> 02:49:19,920
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you said dad suggested you go dancing

3238
02:49:20,160 --> 02:49:23,720
Speaker 1: on Halloween. Okay, okay, Mom, what is wrong with dad?

3239
02:49:23,840 --> 02:49:25,520
Speaker 1: You put a mask on in your poe go?

3240
02:49:26,520 --> 02:49:29,160
Speaker 2: No all right? No, no, no, no, that's a suggestion.

3241
02:49:29,320 --> 02:49:32,200
Speaker 2: No no, no, hey, we gotta go. I'll be asleep

3242
02:49:32,240 --> 02:49:37,680
Speaker 2: by eight thirty on a Friday night. On a Friday night.

3243
02:49:37,760 --> 02:49:38,040
Speaker 18: Good for you.

3244
02:49:38,879 --> 02:49:42,760
Speaker 2: Well, it's an exhausting week. You certainly worked yourself up

3245
02:49:42,840 --> 02:49:46,080
Speaker 2: over this office partner. Oh, I didn't much to the

3246
02:49:46,200 --> 02:49:51,560
Speaker 2: delight of this audience. By the ways they loved it.

3247
02:49:52,000 --> 02:49:55,039
Speaker 2: Huh you think they like aggravated Alan They love rage

3248
02:49:55,080 --> 02:49:58,920
Speaker 2: and rock, big fans.

3249
02:49:59,200 --> 02:50:02,200
Speaker 5: Good the Elin Cock Show on.

3250
02:50:02,360 --> 02:50:09,720
Speaker 11: One hundred point sevens and special financing Wayside furniture keeping

3251
02:50:09,760 --> 02:50:11,920
Speaker 11: at local since nineteen thirty seven.

3252
02:50:12,040 --> 02:50:15,160
Speaker 15: From the Avon Lake Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram Studios.

3253
02:50:15,879 --> 02:50:23,160
Speaker 9: We say yes, WMMS Cleveland called the Alan Cox Show.

3254
02:50:23,480 --> 02:50:26,600
Speaker 2: Girls, this is your opportunity right here, a nice boy,

3255
02:50:26,720 --> 02:50:27,320
Speaker 2: let me tell you that.

3256
02:50:27,600 --> 02:50:30,040
Speaker 13: Two one six seven eight one double oh seven or

3257
02:50:30,120 --> 02:50:32,360
Speaker 13: one eight hundred and three four eight one double oh seven.

3258
02:50:42,320 --> 02:50:44,520
Speaker 2: Well, the lights are back on out there in the

3259
02:50:44,640 --> 02:50:47,720
Speaker 2: office suite. It looks like things are returning to their

3260
02:50:47,840 --> 02:50:50,040
Speaker 2: natural state. Oh yeah, I'm a little log rats. That

3261
02:50:50,200 --> 02:50:53,920
Speaker 2: office party is has burned itself out.

3262
02:50:54,000 --> 02:50:56,160
Speaker 1: On the little rugrats that are stuck here while their

3263
02:50:56,240 --> 02:50:59,959
Speaker 1: parents do like clean up, already starting to melt down.

3264
02:51:00,120 --> 02:51:02,600
Speaker 1: Is that what's happening? Well, they're little kids though, right,

3265
02:51:03,080 --> 02:51:05,160
Speaker 1: so good? The only ones that are left for little kids.

3266
02:51:06,720 --> 02:51:09,120
Speaker 1: They're normally in bed, like in forty five minutes, and

3267
02:51:09,160 --> 02:51:12,560
Speaker 1: they're here watching mom drink wine.

3268
02:51:12,840 --> 02:51:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, well good. Hey. I just sent on another batch

3269
02:51:18,320 --> 02:51:20,800
Speaker 2: of Alan Cox show stickers this morning, and I'm always

3270
02:51:20,840 --> 02:51:22,560
Speaker 2: happy to send them out for people to email me.

3271
02:51:23,200 --> 02:51:25,360
Speaker 2: Alan at alancockhrow dot com is the email to send

3272
02:51:25,400 --> 02:51:27,520
Speaker 2: your address. And I also like when people send me

3273
02:51:27,640 --> 02:51:30,840
Speaker 2: photos of where they've tagged the show. Now I don't

3274
02:51:30,879 --> 02:51:33,400
Speaker 2: have the person's name, I only have their email address,

3275
02:51:33,879 --> 02:51:36,560
Speaker 2: but I posted the photo at the Alan Cox Show

3276
02:51:36,600 --> 02:51:40,840
Speaker 2: Facebook page. They tagged us in Athens grease and in

3277
02:51:40,920 --> 02:51:43,240
Speaker 2: the background you can see some old ruins, which is

3278
02:51:43,280 --> 02:51:47,000
Speaker 2: pretty cool. I'll post the photos. Rachel has tagged the

3279
02:51:47,040 --> 02:51:51,600
Speaker 2: show in Memphis right there on Beale Street, and I

3280
02:51:51,640 --> 02:51:54,240
Speaker 2: always like to post those whenever I can. Of course,

3281
02:51:54,320 --> 02:51:56,640
Speaker 2: I'm the jag off that when I travel I never

3282
02:51:56,800 --> 02:52:00,360
Speaker 2: remember to bring stickers with me. They're like back at

3283
02:52:00,360 --> 02:52:03,840
Speaker 2: the hotel in my backpack instead of in my pocket

3284
02:52:03,879 --> 02:52:04,560
Speaker 2: where they should be.

3285
02:52:06,320 --> 02:52:06,640
Speaker 1: And so.

3286
02:52:08,200 --> 02:52:12,200
Speaker 2: I think the last place I tagged was Sedona, and

3287
02:52:12,360 --> 02:52:15,800
Speaker 2: that was a couple of years ago probably, But I'm

3288
02:52:15,800 --> 02:52:18,160
Speaker 2: happy to mail them out to you. Uh, if you

3289
02:52:18,720 --> 02:52:26,840
Speaker 2: just shoot me an email with your address. Oh, play

3290
02:52:26,920 --> 02:52:29,560
Speaker 2: a message here, cotton balls?

3291
02:52:29,560 --> 02:52:29,880
Speaker 5: I think?

3292
02:52:30,400 --> 02:52:32,199
Speaker 2: Hey Allen, what's the folloween?

3293
02:52:32,280 --> 02:52:32,440
Speaker 14: Rob?

3294
02:52:33,280 --> 02:52:35,560
Speaker 25: I just picked up my Jamison in my sider, excited

3295
02:52:35,600 --> 02:52:38,199
Speaker 25: for tomorrow. I know Jame's not the one you usually

3296
02:52:38,240 --> 02:52:39,600
Speaker 25: go to, So what do you guys like.

3297
02:52:39,640 --> 02:52:40,120
Speaker 18: Mixing in it?

3298
02:52:40,520 --> 02:52:44,360
Speaker 1: I do like Jamison, I do too, but insider Jamison insider,

3299
02:52:44,520 --> 02:52:45,320
Speaker 1: I haven't had that.

3300
02:52:46,600 --> 02:52:54,200
Speaker 2: I've had Dick Insider, Dick insider. Bro Hey Allen, what's

3301
02:52:54,240 --> 02:52:54,840
Speaker 2: the folloween?

3302
02:52:54,920 --> 02:52:55,080
Speaker 10: Robb?

3303
02:52:55,280 --> 02:52:55,520
Speaker 8: Sorry?

3304
02:52:56,000 --> 02:52:58,240
Speaker 25: I just picked up my Jamison in my sider, excited

3305
02:52:58,280 --> 02:53:00,879
Speaker 25: for tomorrow. I know jameis not the one you usually

3306
02:53:00,920 --> 02:53:02,800
Speaker 25: go to, So what do you guys like mixing in it?

3307
02:53:03,480 --> 02:53:06,760
Speaker 25: Or what's your go to fall drink? If anybody's out

3308
02:53:06,760 --> 02:53:08,600
Speaker 25: tomorrow and they see a big bad wolf and he

3309
02:53:08,680 --> 02:53:13,280
Speaker 25: smells like boozy apples and cinnamon. Can you hit the

3310
02:53:13,320 --> 02:53:15,360
Speaker 25: post on little Red Riding Hood by Sam the Sham

3311
02:53:15,440 --> 02:53:16,039
Speaker 25: and the Pharaohs.

3312
02:53:18,200 --> 02:53:21,560
Speaker 2: Isn't that a cold open? All that Red rid Sam

3313
02:53:21,680 --> 02:53:26,520
Speaker 2: the Sham and the Pharaohs. Yeah, that opens cold, right?

3314
02:53:26,720 --> 02:53:33,680
Speaker 2: Is that I see walking in these woods? Red riding?

3315
02:53:34,160 --> 02:53:34,360
Speaker 5: Yeah?

3316
02:53:35,959 --> 02:53:36,160
Speaker 1: Hey?

3317
02:53:36,480 --> 02:53:44,640
Speaker 2: Then then Red Riding U was Wooly Bully. Their song

3318
02:53:44,760 --> 02:53:49,440
Speaker 2: was at their big hit, Wooly Bully, Wooly Bully. But

3319
02:53:49,560 --> 02:53:50,119
Speaker 2: this is a big too.

3320
02:53:53,240 --> 02:53:58,039
Speaker 1: Red Riding cotton Ball sounds like a big, little big girl.

3321
02:53:58,120 --> 02:54:00,720
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, he said he smells like apple and cinnamon,

3322
02:54:00,760 --> 02:54:03,720
Speaker 1: and he's boozy apples and cinnamon. He's just like a

3323
02:54:03,760 --> 02:54:06,000
Speaker 1: big bed Wolvez. Just sounds like the drinking one guy

3324
02:54:06,160 --> 02:54:07,360
Speaker 1: Jamison in the cider.

3325
02:54:09,160 --> 02:54:09,280
Speaker 11: Uh.

3326
02:54:10,080 --> 02:54:13,960
Speaker 2: I like Jamison and anything, Yeah, Jamison And I don't know,

3327
02:54:16,440 --> 02:54:20,040
Speaker 2: I don't mind a hot toddy. That's what he's talking about,

3328
02:54:20,200 --> 02:54:21,360
Speaker 2: Like a warm drink.

3329
02:54:21,720 --> 02:54:24,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's talking specifically about spiked apple cider,

3330
02:54:25,280 --> 02:54:27,600
Speaker 1: which usually it's you know, it's mold or whatever. But

3331
02:54:28,480 --> 02:54:30,920
Speaker 1: I've always had it with bourbon obviously. Mean, it's not

3332
02:54:31,040 --> 02:54:33,720
Speaker 1: that dissimilar to Irish whiskey, so I'm sure it's just

3333
02:54:33,760 --> 02:54:34,880
Speaker 1: a little sweeter.

3334
02:54:35,040 --> 02:54:36,400
Speaker 2: Maybe that's great.

3335
02:54:36,560 --> 02:54:36,760
Speaker 13: Yeah.

3336
02:54:36,959 --> 02:54:39,720
Speaker 2: Years ago and we were in Paris for Christmas and

3337
02:54:39,920 --> 02:54:42,119
Speaker 2: we went to like one of those kinder markets or whatever,

3338
02:54:42,480 --> 02:54:46,160
Speaker 2: and the hot mulled wine. Yeah, and the chestnuts. I

3339
02:54:46,160 --> 02:54:47,840
Speaker 2: mean it's like a goddamn greeting car. It was so

3340
02:54:47,920 --> 02:54:51,640
Speaker 2: good roasting. I don't know how any phone. My neighbors

3341
02:54:51,760 --> 02:54:54,920
Speaker 2: across the street. I do look forward to that tomorrow night.

3342
02:54:55,000 --> 02:54:58,000
Speaker 2: My neighbors across the street. Our very last stop is

3343
02:54:58,080 --> 02:55:01,200
Speaker 2: they just have a big card table set up, a

3344
02:55:01,200 --> 02:55:05,760
Speaker 2: couple of older guys, young kids, and they just have

3345
02:55:06,040 --> 02:55:08,280
Speaker 2: like thermoses full of hot toddies for the grown ups

3346
02:55:08,320 --> 02:55:10,760
Speaker 2: that we're walking by. I love it. That's great. And

3347
02:55:11,200 --> 02:55:13,640
Speaker 2: one of them's usually got it's not warmed up, but

3348
02:55:13,760 --> 02:55:18,359
Speaker 2: it's usually got a clear giant bottle of some Eastern

3349
02:55:18,440 --> 02:55:22,400
Speaker 2: European hooch that he's like daring people to take tugs of.

3350
02:55:22,720 --> 02:55:26,200
Speaker 1: My my buddy that came to visit. We went to

3351
02:55:26,280 --> 02:55:28,200
Speaker 1: the marble room together. I remember I told you Al

3352
02:55:28,320 --> 02:55:32,400
Speaker 1: from Providence. Yeah, he brings a bottle every time I

3353
02:55:32,440 --> 02:55:34,120
Speaker 1: see him of his stuff that he makes. It's a

3354
02:55:34,200 --> 02:55:40,960
Speaker 1: Lithuanian spirit. It is delicious. It's called Krypnicus, and that's

3355
02:55:41,000 --> 02:55:42,600
Speaker 1: what I'll break out on, like after I go out

3356
02:55:42,640 --> 02:55:45,440
Speaker 1: and do the driveway and stuff in the winter, I'll

3357
02:55:45,480 --> 02:55:46,439
Speaker 1: take a few SIPs.

3358
02:55:46,200 --> 02:55:50,960
Speaker 2: Of that, so it's it's sweet, so good, yum yum.

3359
02:55:51,080 --> 02:55:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do this year, man, Like,

3360
02:55:52,800 --> 02:55:58,440
Speaker 1: this is the first time in my life having kids

3361
02:55:58,480 --> 02:56:02,520
Speaker 1: that I don't have anyone around. Caitlin is staying on campus,

3362
02:56:02,600 --> 02:56:05,280
Speaker 1: so she's obviously not coming home, and Cali's going to

3363
02:56:05,320 --> 02:56:08,400
Speaker 1: a Halloween party, so we're like, what are we gonna do?

3364
02:56:09,240 --> 02:56:12,040
Speaker 2: You just I guess empty nesters at Halloween everything. Just

3365
02:56:12,080 --> 02:56:12,680
Speaker 2: sit at home.

3366
02:56:12,640 --> 02:56:15,400
Speaker 1: Rightaw to see if anybody comes to the house when

3367
02:56:15,400 --> 02:56:16,240
Speaker 1: we give out candy.

3368
02:56:16,160 --> 02:56:20,440
Speaker 2: Go on a Halloween barkrawl. I don't really, Hi, I'm

3369
02:56:20,520 --> 02:56:22,800
Speaker 2: rob have we met. Well, I'm just saying it's a

3370
02:56:22,840 --> 02:56:24,800
Speaker 2: Friday night. I guess that makes it all right. It's

3371
02:56:24,840 --> 02:56:30,080
Speaker 2: a principle. Sorry Saturday and I screw that up. But no,

3372
02:56:30,200 --> 02:56:32,920
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I mean, let the chips fall

3373
02:56:32,959 --> 02:56:35,480
Speaker 2: where they may and then sleep in Saturday morning. I'm

3374
02:56:35,520 --> 02:56:39,120
Speaker 2: guessing we'll just end up like grabbing dinner. I'm going home.

3375
02:56:39,840 --> 02:56:42,360
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like our neighborhood isn't busy with

3376
02:56:42,480 --> 02:56:45,040
Speaker 1: kids for trick or treating isn't either.

3377
02:56:45,720 --> 02:56:47,800
Speaker 2: We don't have a ton of little kids on our streets.

3378
02:56:47,920 --> 02:56:49,880
Speaker 2: You go to the movies or something, Is there anything

3379
02:56:49,920 --> 02:56:52,520
Speaker 2: I want to see? My ex wife is serbian. And

3380
02:56:52,600 --> 02:56:55,400
Speaker 2: there was this thing called like Schlovecha or I've Got

3381
02:56:55,800 --> 02:56:58,080
Speaker 2: It was plumb brandy. It would knock you on your

3382
02:56:58,280 --> 02:56:59,960
Speaker 2: ass if you had too much. It was really good,

3383
02:57:00,240 --> 02:57:05,440
Speaker 2: but it was it was deceptively alcoholic, you know, just

3384
02:57:05,640 --> 02:57:10,039
Speaker 2: fermented fruit brandy. I don't want to be too hungover Saturday,

3385
02:57:10,120 --> 02:57:11,880
Speaker 2: Rob because I'm going to be a dis house of

3386
02:57:12,040 --> 02:57:15,080
Speaker 2: sports right the grand opening there. They're opening a brand

3387
02:57:15,080 --> 02:57:17,879
Speaker 2: new one in Strongsville. So if you're down Strongsville Way,

3388
02:57:18,920 --> 02:57:20,720
Speaker 2: come by and say, hey, we'll have all kinds of

3389
02:57:20,800 --> 02:57:22,640
Speaker 2: fun set up for you. I'll be there from eleven

3390
02:57:22,720 --> 02:57:26,040
Speaker 2: a to one p at the brand new dis in

3391
02:57:26,200 --> 02:57:33,720
Speaker 2: Strongsville with Dabbleumms, your FM home for Cleveland Cavaliers basketball.

3392
02:57:33,800 --> 02:57:36,000
Speaker 2: He just figures, there's absolutely nothing in theaters that I

3393
02:57:36,080 --> 02:57:39,080
Speaker 2: want to see. Oh, you don't want to go see? Oh,

3394
02:57:39,200 --> 02:57:40,960
Speaker 2: there were a handful of things that I thought were

3395
02:57:41,040 --> 02:57:43,520
Speaker 2: out that looked good don't you want to go see

3396
02:57:44,320 --> 02:57:47,480
Speaker 2: don't say Springsteen. No, No, I have no desire to

3397
02:57:47,520 --> 02:57:51,040
Speaker 2: see that same. I guess Predator bad Lands is next

3398
02:57:51,120 --> 02:57:54,160
Speaker 2: week that I actually would go see. Yeah, I thought

3399
02:57:54,200 --> 02:57:56,200
Speaker 2: there were some things that were at Bogonia. I think

3400
02:57:56,280 --> 02:57:59,800
Speaker 2: looks kind of interesting. That's our buddy stuff. Vers Halkias

3401
02:57:59,879 --> 02:58:05,080
Speaker 2: is in that Black Phone two chainsaw Man. Don't see

3402
02:58:05,640 --> 02:58:09,560
Speaker 2: you don't want to see chainsaw Man? Nonsense? All right,

3403
02:58:09,760 --> 02:58:10,440
Speaker 2: good fortune?

3404
02:58:10,480 --> 02:58:10,720
Speaker 5: What's that?

3405
02:58:10,800 --> 02:58:12,560
Speaker 2: Maybe I'd like that? Oh, that's the key on who

3406
02:58:12,640 --> 02:58:15,840
Speaker 2: is an Angel movie? I think Seth Rogan and Azi's

3407
02:58:15,879 --> 02:58:18,360
Speaker 2: I'm Sorry in it. That sounds I mean, it's an

3408
02:58:18,400 --> 02:58:21,120
Speaker 2: hour and thirty eight minutes, gives me something to do perfect, Like,

3409
02:58:21,200 --> 02:58:23,640
Speaker 2: how could could that be? Yeah? Bad?

3410
02:58:23,760 --> 02:58:23,880
Speaker 5: Right?

3411
02:58:23,959 --> 02:58:26,640
Speaker 2: Like, it could be really really bad? Right se tron Aries.

3412
02:58:27,000 --> 02:58:31,360
Speaker 1: No, I've heard the jarring reviews of that. I'm hey,

3413
02:58:31,480 --> 02:58:32,560
Speaker 1: I finally got around to it.

3414
02:58:32,680 --> 02:58:36,320
Speaker 2: It was not good. No, nope, I was really excited

3415
02:58:36,360 --> 02:58:38,560
Speaker 2: for it. I heard Stansbury like, oh it was so good,

3416
02:58:38,640 --> 02:58:40,760
Speaker 2: so good, and I was so ready for it because

3417
02:58:40,760 --> 02:58:43,600
Speaker 2: I love that franchise. It was not fun to watch,

3418
02:58:44,200 --> 02:58:46,760
Speaker 2: but it makes no sense. It's all over the place.

3419
02:58:46,840 --> 02:58:48,760
Speaker 2: You're like Oh my good, it was not.

3420
02:58:49,080 --> 02:58:55,640
Speaker 1: So you gotta watch one again? Ready, Tron Aries Cleveland, Superman.

3421
02:58:57,160 --> 02:59:05,080
Speaker 2: Oh, I keep thinking that Superman's gonna get me at

3422
02:59:05,120 --> 02:59:07,680
Speaker 2: some point. I've seen it. Well, I haven't seen it twice.

3423
02:59:07,840 --> 02:59:11,280
Speaker 2: You bailed so once got through about forty five minutes

3424
02:59:11,320 --> 02:59:13,880
Speaker 2: the second time, and I'm like, nope, I'm reading this

3425
02:59:14,000 --> 02:59:16,640
Speaker 2: at the exact same way. I don't think a third

3426
02:59:16,720 --> 02:59:18,640
Speaker 2: time is gonna do anything. I mean, I got it

3427
02:59:18,800 --> 02:59:21,200
Speaker 2: pretty solid the first time. Yeah, but I was like, well,

3428
02:59:21,200 --> 02:59:24,800
Speaker 2: I give it another shot, you know, and we'll see

3429
02:59:24,840 --> 02:59:27,720
Speaker 2: what happens. You know. So is it Superman or Trump?

3430
02:59:28,200 --> 02:59:30,600
Speaker 2: What's that? What are you gonna watch again? Superman or Trump? Well,

3431
02:59:30,600 --> 02:59:34,080
Speaker 2: I've already seen Superman once in forty five minutes, so

3432
02:59:34,120 --> 02:59:36,520
Speaker 2: I guess I would watch Tron again. Oh boy, Yeah,

3433
02:59:36,560 --> 02:59:41,520
Speaker 2: I'd watch Tron again. It was it's compelling viewing, it's

3434
02:59:41,680 --> 02:59:49,840
Speaker 2: cast well, but it's just it's a mess. So yeah,

3435
02:59:49,879 --> 02:59:55,120
Speaker 2: I would do that. If you were to categorize, and

3436
02:59:55,200 --> 02:59:57,960
Speaker 2: we've kind of talked about this on occasion, categorize the

3437
02:59:58,080 --> 03:00:02,039
Speaker 2: worst ways to die. Everybody kind of has their own,

3438
03:00:02,160 --> 03:00:04,840
Speaker 2: you know, you have things in your own head ways

3439
03:00:04,920 --> 03:00:07,920
Speaker 2: in which you would not want to die, drowning, fire, whatever,

3440
03:00:08,320 --> 03:00:11,400
Speaker 2: and then they're all the weird ones that you might

3441
03:00:11,480 --> 03:00:13,520
Speaker 2: not even conjure up in your own head, but when

3442
03:00:13,520 --> 03:00:15,520
Speaker 2: you hear it, you go, that would be a terrible

3443
03:00:15,600 --> 03:00:18,360
Speaker 2: way to die. A guy who is crushed by a

3444
03:00:18,520 --> 03:00:21,560
Speaker 2: pop up urinal. In Europe they have these, if you've

3445
03:00:21,560 --> 03:00:25,160
Speaker 2: ever been overseas, they're these giant public urinals that look

3446
03:00:25,240 --> 03:00:28,040
Speaker 2: like elevators and they come up out of the sidewalk

3447
03:00:28,640 --> 03:00:32,400
Speaker 2: and then they go back down. This guy was and

3448
03:00:32,480 --> 03:00:35,320
Speaker 2: they're blaming him for his own death. Of course they

3449
03:00:35,400 --> 03:00:41,280
Speaker 2: are because his wife said that the company was responsible.

3450
03:00:42,480 --> 03:00:44,680
Speaker 2: I don't know how that could possibly be the case.

3451
03:00:44,720 --> 03:00:46,640
Speaker 2: And when people are grieving in a situation like this,

3452
03:00:46,760 --> 03:00:49,480
Speaker 2: they want someone to be held responsible. I just don't

3453
03:00:49,520 --> 03:00:53,879
Speaker 2: know how you could hold the company responsible the pop

3454
03:00:54,000 --> 03:00:56,400
Speaker 2: up toilet. This is a sixty year old guy there

3455
03:00:56,440 --> 03:00:59,320
Speaker 2: in England. A pop up toilet that he was working

3456
03:00:59,560 --> 03:01:04,600
Speaker 2: under collapsed and the wife said, well, it's the company's fault,

3457
03:01:05,400 --> 03:01:08,400
Speaker 2: and it was because of there was a portion of it.

3458
03:01:08,480 --> 03:01:12,880
Speaker 2: I guess that was there was corrosion or something that

3459
03:01:13,680 --> 03:01:18,199
Speaker 2: caused the hydraulic system to fail. So this heavy metal

3460
03:01:19,560 --> 03:01:23,800
Speaker 2: round elevator tube looking thing that's a public urinal fell

3461
03:01:23,879 --> 03:01:26,040
Speaker 2: on the guy who was run underneath and crushed him,

3462
03:01:26,040 --> 03:01:30,160
Speaker 2: so he was probably killed instantly. The company's like, there's

3463
03:01:30,240 --> 03:01:33,760
Speaker 2: no The wife's suit saying, you guys weren't maintaining this properly.

3464
03:01:33,840 --> 03:01:35,840
Speaker 2: That's why there was corrosion. And they said there was

3465
03:01:35,959 --> 03:01:37,840
Speaker 2: no way for us to know that's why the guy

3466
03:01:38,000 --> 03:01:42,280
Speaker 2: was under there working on it. They say that it

3467
03:01:42,520 --> 03:01:45,840
Speaker 2: was the guy's fault. He was experienced, he had plenty

3468
03:01:45,879 --> 03:01:50,720
Speaker 2: of training, and he didn't take the proper safety precautions.

3469
03:01:50,920 --> 03:01:52,560
Speaker 2: I guess it's a tough way to go, but it's

3470
03:01:52,600 --> 03:01:56,119
Speaker 2: not the worst, right, Like probably quick. I would imagine

3471
03:01:57,640 --> 03:02:01,560
Speaker 2: he was trying to replace the urinal's water pump while

3472
03:02:01,640 --> 03:02:03,960
Speaker 2: it was still raised. They said, protocol, it'd require you

3473
03:02:04,080 --> 03:02:08,320
Speaker 2: to lower it before working that. Yeah, listen, you know,

3474
03:02:08,640 --> 03:02:11,640
Speaker 2: if I'm gonna be underneath, I don't want it up.

3475
03:02:12,480 --> 03:02:15,040
Speaker 2: I want it down so then I can get underneath it. Anyway,

3476
03:02:16,000 --> 03:02:21,120
Speaker 2: crushed to death by public urinal hydraulic powered toilets. There's

3477
03:02:21,160 --> 03:02:25,920
Speaker 2: a photo of one these here in and around Metro

3478
03:02:26,120 --> 03:02:30,360
Speaker 2: London there. I remember it's been many, many years and

3479
03:02:30,680 --> 03:02:33,000
Speaker 2: I haven't gone back to take a look. But before

3480
03:02:33,080 --> 03:02:34,720
Speaker 2: I went back home to Chicago, and I was still

3481
03:02:34,760 --> 03:02:37,720
Speaker 2: on the air in Pittsburgh, they were dipping their toe,

3482
03:02:37,840 --> 03:02:40,800
Speaker 2: if you will, into public restrooms and so they had

3483
03:02:40,920 --> 03:02:43,400
Speaker 2: a couple of these. I think they were on Carson Street.

3484
03:02:43,400 --> 03:02:45,400
Speaker 2: I think they were on the South Side. You're talking

3485
03:02:45,440 --> 03:02:49,160
Speaker 2: two thousand and five, two thousand and six, maybe even

3486
03:02:49,320 --> 03:02:51,360
Speaker 2: a little bit earlier, where they were trying like the

3487
03:02:52,040 --> 03:02:58,440
Speaker 2: public pea pods, right, And of course the pushback to

3488
03:02:58,480 --> 03:03:01,120
Speaker 2: those in any city is, well, homeless people are going

3489
03:03:01,200 --> 03:03:04,040
Speaker 2: to use them for tents or whatever, but you got

3490
03:03:04,120 --> 03:03:08,920
Speaker 2: to pay to get in them and not free. And uh,

3491
03:03:09,040 --> 03:03:12,240
Speaker 2: mixed reviews on those, by the way, cities that invest

3492
03:03:12,360 --> 03:03:19,200
Speaker 2: in public toilets but to be crushed under one death

3493
03:03:19,320 --> 03:03:25,160
Speaker 2: by urinal bad but again probably quick.

3494
03:03:27,240 --> 03:03:27,440
Speaker 5: Alan.

3495
03:03:27,480 --> 03:03:29,120
Speaker 2: I used to say that if I were to commit suicide,

3496
03:03:29,120 --> 03:03:32,000
Speaker 2: I would tie piano wire around my neck and tie

3497
03:03:32,040 --> 03:03:35,360
Speaker 2: it off and then super glue my hands to my

3498
03:03:35,560 --> 03:03:38,320
Speaker 2: face and jump so it looked like I ripped my

3499
03:03:38,440 --> 03:03:41,040
Speaker 2: own head off. Yep, boy, that is creative. That's like

3500
03:03:41,120 --> 03:03:45,080
Speaker 2: a Tony Collette in Hereditary Vibe right there. Uh, that

3501
03:03:45,520 --> 03:03:48,960
Speaker 2: that's wild. It's a great idea if you're going to

3502
03:03:49,040 --> 03:03:51,520
Speaker 2: do it. Mhmm.

3503
03:03:52,480 --> 03:03:54,720
Speaker 1: That's a great idea you're saying. I mean, if you're

3504
03:03:54,760 --> 03:03:57,480
Speaker 1: going to try to make it a splash, mm hmm.

3505
03:03:57,560 --> 03:03:57,960
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

3506
03:03:57,959 --> 03:03:59,400
Speaker 1: If you want to make a go out with a

3507
03:03:59,520 --> 03:04:02,000
Speaker 1: bang like you want to make it like a wow.

3508
03:04:02,600 --> 03:04:06,080
Speaker 1: That's that's that's a wow. Yeah, that's do you put

3509
03:04:06,160 --> 03:04:10,520
Speaker 1: some thought into it. I mean, there should be the

3510
03:04:10,600 --> 03:04:11,680
Speaker 1: risk of being insensitive.

3511
03:04:11,720 --> 03:04:13,560
Speaker 2: Well, listen, we've all been touched in one way or

3512
03:04:13,600 --> 03:04:18,760
Speaker 2: another by suicide. Yes, but there's nothing wrong with suggesting

3513
03:04:18,920 --> 03:04:21,320
Speaker 2: that you put a little showbiz into it. I mean,

3514
03:04:21,520 --> 03:04:24,240
Speaker 2: if done properly, it is the very last thing you'll do.

3515
03:04:24,800 --> 03:04:24,959
Speaker 5: Right.

3516
03:04:25,600 --> 03:04:28,000
Speaker 2: There's a case to be made in some philosophers and

3517
03:04:28,120 --> 03:04:32,080
Speaker 2: neuroscientists have made it over the years that the only

3518
03:04:32,600 --> 03:04:36,480
Speaker 2: real choice a human has in life is to end it.

3519
03:04:37,000 --> 03:04:40,520
Speaker 2: The only real choice you have. You talk to neuroscientists,

3520
03:04:40,520 --> 03:04:42,520
Speaker 2: they will make the case that there's no real such

3521
03:04:42,600 --> 03:04:46,720
Speaker 2: thing as free will because your brain fires neurons nanoseconds

3522
03:04:46,760 --> 03:04:48,840
Speaker 2: before you even know you're going to do something. So

3523
03:04:49,000 --> 03:04:51,959
Speaker 2: the concept of free will is not necessarily just relegated

3524
03:04:52,320 --> 03:04:54,720
Speaker 2: to matters of the religious and the philosophical. There is

3525
03:04:54,760 --> 03:04:57,240
Speaker 2: a science behind it and it does not exist. So

3526
03:04:58,160 --> 03:05:00,560
Speaker 2: the case is made by those people sometimes that the

3527
03:05:00,720 --> 03:05:05,640
Speaker 2: only real choice you can ever make, ironically in your

3528
03:05:05,760 --> 03:05:09,720
Speaker 2: life is to end it. So put some showbiz into it.

3529
03:05:10,440 --> 03:05:14,000
Speaker 2: What's no matter what, That deep doesn't have to be

3530
03:05:14,879 --> 03:05:18,039
Speaker 2: be really shallow. Maybe you could get underneath a public

3531
03:05:18,280 --> 03:05:21,640
Speaker 2: urinal and then uh go from there.

3532
03:05:22,400 --> 03:05:25,160
Speaker 1: I always thought like, what would probably have to be

3533
03:05:25,320 --> 03:05:28,400
Speaker 1: one of the worst ways to go, like backwards into

3534
03:05:28,480 --> 03:05:29,120
Speaker 1: a wood chipper.

3535
03:05:30,080 --> 03:05:31,440
Speaker 2: Backwards, yeah, you know what I mean.

3536
03:05:31,480 --> 03:05:34,400
Speaker 1: They can at first, like oh, feet first, head first,

3537
03:05:34,560 --> 03:05:36,320
Speaker 1: wood shipper, you know what I mean, Like head first,

3538
03:05:36,360 --> 03:05:38,800
Speaker 1: you're like dead, it's over. You get time to go

3539
03:05:38,959 --> 03:05:42,680
Speaker 1: like oh dead. But the other way around, like you

3540
03:05:42,760 --> 03:05:44,840
Speaker 1: end up like you go in feet first. It just

3541
03:05:45,080 --> 03:05:47,040
Speaker 1: goes and goes and goes and goes and goes until

3542
03:05:47,080 --> 03:05:48,760
Speaker 1: finally that's rough.

3543
03:05:48,920 --> 03:05:49,080
Speaker 10: Yeah.

3544
03:05:49,080 --> 03:05:50,560
Speaker 2: I was thinking about those guys that get pulled in

3545
03:05:50,800 --> 03:05:53,920
Speaker 2: like guys on landscaping crewise, that's gotta be the worst.

3546
03:05:54,240 --> 03:05:56,560
Speaker 2: Or they get dried into a machine like some industrial

3547
03:05:56,680 --> 03:05:59,520
Speaker 2: thing and you know, oh yeah, because it got time

3548
03:05:59,560 --> 03:06:00,039
Speaker 2: to know it's going.

3549
03:06:00,200 --> 03:06:03,320
Speaker 1: On, right and you feel it, you know, yeah, it's

3550
03:06:03,360 --> 03:06:07,160
Speaker 1: got to be the worst. But there's a million. I mean,

3551
03:06:07,240 --> 03:06:09,200
Speaker 1: nothing is good. There's no good way to die.

3552
03:06:09,240 --> 03:06:12,640
Speaker 2: It sucks, no, But for a lot of people, once

3553
03:06:12,680 --> 03:06:15,279
Speaker 2: they've decided they're going to do it, there's no talking

3554
03:06:15,360 --> 03:06:17,959
Speaker 2: them out of it, right and there. And people who

3555
03:06:18,040 --> 03:06:20,240
Speaker 2: have you know, I've I've told the story. My girlfriend

3556
03:06:20,280 --> 03:06:24,080
Speaker 2: in college killed herself and you are in the immediate aftermath,

3557
03:06:24,240 --> 03:06:27,560
Speaker 2: if you are not blamed by other people. Her parents,

3558
03:06:28,320 --> 03:06:31,040
Speaker 2: Uh took a great interest in somehow thinking that I

3559
03:06:31,120 --> 03:06:34,400
Speaker 2: had something to do with it at the time. Jeez,

3560
03:06:34,640 --> 03:06:38,640
Speaker 2: that you are of course racked with guilt, you know,

3561
03:06:39,240 --> 03:06:43,040
Speaker 2: if you were that close to that person, so because

3562
03:06:43,080 --> 03:06:45,480
Speaker 2: you think if only I had done X, Y and Z,

3563
03:06:45,720 --> 03:06:48,760
Speaker 2: that person would still be around. Sometimes that works out

3564
03:06:48,840 --> 03:06:50,720
Speaker 2: for a lot of people. It does not for some people.

3565
03:06:50,840 --> 03:06:52,959
Speaker 2: Once they have decided they're going to do it, there's

3566
03:06:53,240 --> 03:06:56,000
Speaker 2: nothing that you can or could have done sure to

3567
03:06:56,680 --> 03:06:57,879
Speaker 2: dissuade them of that notion.

3568
03:06:59,320 --> 03:07:02,360
Speaker 6: But hey, I have some good time.

3569
03:07:02,600 --> 03:07:06,879
Speaker 1: Halloween is good. A bother hal Jor gets a minister.

3570
03:07:08,040 --> 03:07:10,760
Speaker 1: It's not spooky, but it's when he was.

3571
03:07:10,800 --> 03:07:15,760
Speaker 2: Still doing his fake British accent, so it's fucking Maybe

3572
03:07:15,800 --> 03:07:19,080
Speaker 2: you and your wife should go to a Halloween dance party.

3573
03:07:19,160 --> 03:07:21,600
Speaker 2: Tomorrow night, Rob, Hi, Ellen, I'm Robbed.

3574
03:07:21,720 --> 03:07:22,039
Speaker 5: We met.

3575
03:07:23,000 --> 03:07:24,880
Speaker 2: He's gonna keep going with that. But it doesn't mean

3576
03:07:25,000 --> 03:07:28,000
Speaker 2: that you can't do certain things. Yes it does.

3577
03:07:28,120 --> 03:07:31,720
Speaker 1: Imagine if you were cutting a rug with your lovely wife,

3578
03:07:31,800 --> 03:07:34,320
Speaker 1: she'd be like, oh my god, Rob, I've never seen him.

3579
03:07:34,320 --> 03:07:36,440
Speaker 1: Then she tells your daughter, oh, you should have seen

3580
03:07:36,480 --> 03:07:38,920
Speaker 1: your daddy was having so much fucking.

3581
03:07:38,680 --> 03:07:40,320
Speaker 2: My girls will go, what's wrong with dad? Is he dying?

3582
03:07:41,480 --> 03:07:41,640
Speaker 5: Why?

3583
03:07:41,720 --> 03:07:43,360
Speaker 2: Why did you do that? What's what's going on? What

3584
03:07:44,440 --> 03:07:46,960
Speaker 2: don't we know? Why did dad just purchase super glue

3585
03:07:47,040 --> 03:07:49,520
Speaker 2: and a length of piano water? Is there any reason

3586
03:07:49,680 --> 03:07:52,920
Speaker 2: that that's something wrong with dad? Is something wrong with him?

3587
03:07:53,000 --> 03:07:55,920
Speaker 2: Is he gonna be okay? Is he okay? You said

3588
03:07:55,959 --> 03:07:59,120
Speaker 2: dad suggested you go dancing? I'm Halloween okay, okay, Mom?

3589
03:07:59,240 --> 03:08:02,120
Speaker 2: What is wrong with dad? You put a mask on

3590
03:08:02,280 --> 03:08:05,720
Speaker 2: in your pog? No all right? No, no, no, no,

3591
03:08:05,920 --> 03:08:08,920
Speaker 2: that's a suggestion. No no, no, Hey, we got to go.

3592
03:08:09,040 --> 03:08:14,440
Speaker 2: I'll be asleep by eight thirty on a Friday night.

3593
03:08:14,520 --> 03:08:16,760
Speaker 2: On a Friday night, good for you, Well, it's an

3594
03:08:16,760 --> 03:08:22,000
Speaker 2: exhausting week. You certainly worked yourself up over this office partner. Oh,

3595
03:08:22,120 --> 03:08:25,760
Speaker 2: I didn't much to the delight of this audience. By

3596
03:08:25,800 --> 03:08:29,800
Speaker 2: the way, they love usiness. They loved it. Huh you

3597
03:08:29,879 --> 03:08:32,720
Speaker 2: think they like aggravated Alan? They love rage and Rob

3598
03:08:35,680 --> 03:08:36,320
Speaker 2: big fans.

3599
03:08:36,600 --> 03:08:36,840
Speaker 5: Good.

3600
03:08:37,680 --> 03:08:41,320
Speaker 2: Okay, we got to go. Where can people hit you up?

3601
03:08:41,840 --> 03:08:45,280
Speaker 2: Just to make sure I shouldn't say, make sure to

3602
03:08:45,440 --> 03:08:48,200
Speaker 2: confirm that you're not black? I got Yeah.

3603
03:08:48,440 --> 03:08:51,800
Speaker 1: I guess it was probably the whole our Nward Anthony

3604
03:08:51,879 --> 03:08:54,040
Speaker 1: thing that made people question any again. But that guy

3605
03:08:54,200 --> 03:08:56,240
Speaker 1: was like I started following Rob. I thought he was

3606
03:08:56,720 --> 03:08:58,920
Speaker 1: He thought I was black. Yeah, hey, listen, I'll take it.

3607
03:08:58,959 --> 03:08:59,880
Speaker 1: We're on camera every day.

3608
03:09:00,120 --> 03:09:05,600
Speaker 2: Yep, wmms Rob on Instagram. Okay, I'm Alan Cox Show

3609
03:09:05,720 --> 03:09:08,320
Speaker 2: on your socials. The program is available for you in

3610
03:09:08,480 --> 03:09:12,200
Speaker 2: its entirety wherever you get your podcasts. If you want

3611
03:09:12,240 --> 03:09:15,320
Speaker 2: to listen on our iHeartRadio app. There's the added benefit

3612
03:09:15,440 --> 03:09:17,880
Speaker 2: of the low red microphone talkback Bud. I want to

3613
03:09:17,959 --> 03:09:20,480
Speaker 2: leave us messages there. My thanks to James Renner. Always

3614
03:09:20,520 --> 03:09:23,080
Speaker 2: great to see him. It's not Halloween here on the

3615
03:09:23,120 --> 03:09:26,680
Speaker 2: show without talking to James Renner James Renner dot Com.

3616
03:09:26,840 --> 03:09:29,560
Speaker 2: He's got a new book coming out next year. His

3617
03:09:29,720 --> 03:09:31,800
Speaker 2: podcast is True Crime. This week, he's got a couple

3618
03:09:31,800 --> 03:09:34,600
Speaker 2: of them. He's a very busy dude, very sharp guy,

3619
03:09:34,760 --> 03:09:40,520
Speaker 2: fantastic writer. And the show on our YouTube channel if

3620
03:09:40,560 --> 03:09:42,680
Speaker 2: you prefer to watch it, This and past episodes are

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Speaker 2: all there. Shoot me an email if you need stickers

3622
03:09:45,920 --> 03:09:48,240
Speaker 2: or I don't know. You just want to know what

3623
03:09:48,440 --> 03:09:52,280
Speaker 2: Rob's really like at alancoxshow dot com.

3624
03:09:52,560 --> 03:09:53,640
Speaker 5: This is what I'm really like.

3625
03:09:53,959 --> 03:09:57,360
Speaker 2: No surprises, and that's it. Thanks guys very much for

3626
03:09:57,440 --> 03:10:00,680
Speaker 2: hanging out. Comedian Michael Longfellow formerly US and L. He's

3627
03:10:00,720 --> 03:10:02,720
Speaker 2: doing hilarities this weekend. He will be in with us

3628
03:10:02,760 --> 03:10:05,880
Speaker 2: here tomorrow, so we'll catch up with him. And that's it.

3629
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Speaker 2: We'll talk to you again tomorrow around two. Thanks for

3630
03:10:08,320 --> 03:10:09,920
Speaker 2: hanging out. I will see you in out.

3631
03:10:10,080 --> 03:10:11,640
Speaker 1: Just before we go, I'm going to go to the

3632
03:10:11,680 --> 03:10:13,840
Speaker 1: bathroom for a bit, not to cry about you leaving,

3633
03:10:14,040 --> 03:10:16,440
Speaker 1: but just to take a huge dump.

3634
03:10:16,840 --> 03:10:20,560
Speaker 2: So if you hear any crying from the bathroom, that

3635
03:10:20,760 --> 03:10:21,120
Speaker 2: about you.

3636
03:10:22,040 --> 03:10:22,760
Speaker 3: It's the dump.

3637
03:10:23,840 --> 03:10:29,440
Speaker 8: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3638
03:10:30,680 --> 03:10:36,240
Speaker 8: Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.

3639
03:10:37,640 --> 03:10:43,360
Speaker 8: Be circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet.

3640
03:10:44,560 --> 03:10:49,200
Speaker 8: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

3641
03:10:49,400 --> 03:10:57,480
Speaker 8: watching you. Can will all narities. Remember bets paid. And

3642
03:10:57,920 --> 03:11:03,440
Speaker 8: when you watch that screen, remember it works both ways.

3643
03:11:05,280 --> 03:11:10,920
Speaker 8: You'll disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,

3644
03:11:12,160 --> 03:11:17,840
Speaker 8: you'll vanish into the blue. Big brother is watching you.

3645
03:11:20,800 --> 03:11:22,600
Speaker 8: This is the Allen card.

3646
03:11:22,440 --> 03:11:26,720
Speaker 9: Show everywhere on our free iHeartRadio app or whatever smart

3647
03:11:26,760 --> 03:11:29,199
Speaker 9: device you have. Just tell it to play the Allen

3648
03:11:29,320 --> 03:11:33,880
Speaker 9: Carr Show on iHeartRadio, iHeart Medium music.

3649
03:11:34,280 --> 03:11:36,040
Speaker 1: And now I must leave you as the Brady Bunch

3650
03:11:36,120 --> 03:11:39,040
Speaker 1: is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3651
03:11:41,160 --> 03:11:41,680
Speaker 6: Get at it.

3652
03:11:42,800 --> 03:11:48,400
Speaker 8: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3653
03:11:49,640 --> 03:11:55,200
Speaker 8: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3654
03:11:56,600 --> 03:12:02,320
Speaker 8: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3655
03:12:03,560 --> 03:12:08,160
Speaker 8: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

3656
03:12:08,360 --> 03:12:09,160
Speaker 8: watching you.

3657
03:12:09,959 --> 03:12:12,240
Speaker 2: And with all naritis.

3658
03:12:13,320 --> 03:12:19,680
Speaker 8: Remember obedience paid. And when you watch that TV screens,

3659
03:12:20,120 --> 03:12:26,520
Speaker 8: remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink

3660
03:12:27,840 --> 03:12:33,520
Speaker 8: unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

3661
03:12:34,640 --> 03:12:36,800
Speaker 8: Big Brother is watching you.