Speaker 1: The best thing about being stuck in traffic more time
Speaker 1: to listen to the Dave Ryan Show on kt w B.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning, it's cold out, so baby, it's cold outside.
Speaker 2: It is five degrees. Today's high is twenty one, and
Speaker 2: I think it's going to stay cold, Isn't it funny?
Speaker 2: I was riding the motorcycle a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 2: like around Lake Minnetaka. That was just like a week
Speaker 2: and a half ago.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, I think last Monday, it's
Speaker 1: still got to about like fifty or something.
Speaker 3: Just last Monday, last Monday.
Speaker 2: Now, and that's like, so, hope you had a good
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving whatever you did, whether you drove somewhere, whether you
Speaker 2: stayed home, whether you flew somewhere whatever. We were out
Speaker 2: in Colorado and we are at a stage in our
Speaker 2: life where we're trying to get rid of things. One
Speaker 2: of the things we want to get rid of is
Speaker 2: our old dead pet's ashes. Okay, because you know, you
Speaker 2: get your pet cremated, then you get a little box
Speaker 2: or a little rock that says Willie or whatever on it.
Speaker 2: And we're like, I don't want Alison and Carson and
Speaker 2: the kids to one day have to look at those
Speaker 2: and go, what do we do with these?
Speaker 4: And toss him in the trash.
Speaker 2: So we took him out to Colorado where we have
Speaker 2: a house out there on five acres, and I dug
Speaker 2: a little hole and I buried all of the pets
Speaker 2: that we've lost over the years.
Speaker 4: And it was sad.
Speaker 2: It was like I just didn't want I didn't want
Speaker 2: him to be, you know, thrown in the trash. I
Speaker 2: didn't want him to be buried here.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 2: I know, they're just you know, you can say they're
Speaker 2: just pets, whatever, but they all meant something to us.
Speaker 2: Josie got a special place because Josie was the special one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And so I buried the pets. And it was funny
Speaker 2: because Bernie watched. Bernie, our current dog, he came along
Speaker 2: and he watched, and it's kind of like Bernie knew
Speaker 2: something was up because the only thing that he didn't
Speaker 2: do was put his you know, take off his hat
Speaker 2: and put his hand over his heart.
Speaker 3: That was the only thing that he didn't pay his
Speaker 3: respects in that way.
Speaker 2: I don't think he knew what was going he knew
Speaker 2: something was going on. So that was kind of a
Speaker 2: sad little thing.
Speaker 3: Did you wipe out the bugle and do anything like.
Speaker 4: Did not play taps?
Speaker 3: No, honestly, that was probably the restuctful.
Speaker 1: Thing to do that.
Speaker 2: I can see the neighbors going, oh God, Dave's lost it.
Speaker 2: He's got a bugle out and he's playing taps.
Speaker 1: I tried to get rid of something like two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, and it is still living in
Speaker 1: my garbage So I've talked about how I have a
Speaker 1: bra that I call the old Trustee and I've worn
Speaker 1: it for ten plus years and it finally has gone
Speaker 1: to a part point where it's not.
Speaker 2: Like why he was hanging out of it is one
Speaker 2: of the birch is gone.
Speaker 5: But can I ask, is that a you thing or
Speaker 5: a normal thing for women to keep it that long?
Speaker 3: I think it's a very normal thing.
Speaker 1: Well, you find a bra that you just love and
Speaker 1: it works for you, You hold on to that thing until
Speaker 1: it does.
Speaker 3: Not work anymore.
Speaker 1: So I throw it away like two weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: I go to bring my garbage can in last week
Speaker 1: and it is still sitting at the bottom of that
Speaker 1: garbage can.
Speaker 5: The trash people. I ain't touching that one.
Speaker 4: No, it should just didn't stick to the bottom.
Speaker 3: I think it's stuck to the bottom.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, so I think that as much as I
Speaker 1: did want to part with it, but I knew I
Speaker 1: had to.
Speaker 3: It doesn't want to part, It doesn't want to leave you.
Speaker 4: Did you bring it back in and throw the washer?
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 1: It's still sitting in there. It'll probably remain in there
Speaker 1: all winter until the ice thows.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But then I had posted it on my Instagram story
Speaker 1: and someone DMed me and she said that they tried
Speaker 1: to throw out her husband's VHS like an old corneral
Speaker 1: VHS and when they came back after the trash had
Speaker 1: but emptied, that was just like laying on the side
Speaker 1: of the trash. But everything else was gone. So that
Speaker 1: also didn't want to part way. So I didn't they
Speaker 1: just stay around?
Speaker 4: No, I'd want to stay there.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Or maybe they thought nobody threw this away on purpose.
Speaker 2: This is some good VHS adult material.
Speaker 6: Over the break, I felt for I did what Dave does,
Speaker 6: and I got into it with an internet troll on
Speaker 6: the internet and.
Speaker 4: What did you do?
Speaker 5: It's so bad?
Speaker 3: So it happened.
Speaker 6: There was a post and it said, uh, would you
Speaker 6: if someone offered you a million to leave your partner,
Speaker 6: would you do it? And I just try to comment
Speaker 6: on stupid little things like this. So I commented and
Speaker 6: I said, not only do I love my girl, but
Speaker 6: one million dollars is not allow these days. Could and
Speaker 6: depending on who you are, I guess it's not. I
Speaker 6: just said that. Somebody commented back and said, great, but
Speaker 6: you think she'd stay with you if you if she
Speaker 6: was all for a million? Two, I commented back, I said,
Speaker 6: I know she would. Now here's where it gets a little.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: Some other random person says, I bet your woman would
Speaker 6: let me for one hundred k, maybe even cheaper.
Speaker 2: So then two things wo wow. So he said that
Speaker 2: your woman would let him be enjoyed it. Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: for one hundred thousand dollars and then he said maybe
Speaker 2: even four hundred dollars period. Now, I don't play when
Speaker 2: it comes to my family or my girlfriend or my sisters.
Speaker 6: So without even thinking about it, I respond back and said,
Speaker 6: and I bet your mom would two for a cigarette?
Speaker 4: Did you win?
Speaker 6: Don't play with me, brouh. I just, first of all,
Speaker 6: I didn't insult this person. Whoever's like going back and
Speaker 6: forth with me it wasn't their post, and I didn't
Speaker 6: offend them in any way. But Dave is very guilty
Speaker 6: of just, you know, trying to poke the bear a
Speaker 6: little bit.
Speaker 5: And you never do it first. Oh you's always somebody
Speaker 5: that does it to you, and you're like, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: go poke back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think because people think that we're gonna be nice
Speaker 2: and polite if they like say something awful, and I
Speaker 2: sometimes I'm just not. Yeah, it's like we're people too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love that. Though your mom would for a cigarette,
Speaker 2: I think you win that one.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure I do because he respond autter that
Speaker 6: And that's how you know that when yeah, yeah, good
Speaker 6: for you, you said them down real quick.
Speaker 2: Time for a motivational Monday on Katie WB. We love
Speaker 2: pets here and this one kind of focuses on pets.
Speaker 2: It's not really motivational, it's more a reminder and I
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 4: I hope you do too.
Speaker 7: Do you know that when your dog follows you everywhere,
Speaker 7: sleeps beside you, and refuses to leave your side, it's
Speaker 7: not just a habit. Dogs don't get close to just anyone.
Speaker 7: They sense energy, emotion, and even stuff we can't see
Speaker 7: to them.
Speaker 4: You're not just a friend your home.
Speaker 7: They feel your sadness behind a smile, notice changes in
Speaker 7: your mood, and protect you against things you can't see.
Speaker 7: Their loyalty is more than just protection, it's love. So
Speaker 7: the next time your dog doesn't leave your side, remember
Speaker 7: it's because your soul resonates with them and they've chosen
Speaker 7: to stay by your lights. Cherish that connection because not
Speaker 7: everyone has gifted such guardian angels. To your dog, you
Speaker 7: are their entire universe, their reason to live, and from
Speaker 7: their perspective, truly alone. Because to them you are vital.
Speaker 7: They would give up their own life just to keep
Speaker 7: you safe, and in their eyes, you are the only
Speaker 7: love they will ever know. So go spend some time
Speaker 7: with your dog right now. Cherish them, appreciate them, show
Speaker 7: them you love them.
Speaker 2: That last line really got me for you. They are
Speaker 2: the only You are the only love they will ever know.
Speaker 2: They don't have like a friend or a mom that
Speaker 2: they go see, or a sister that they go see.
Speaker 4: Sure they might have other dogs, but you are their love.
Speaker 2: I'm sad now ye have emotions, Coscratchers Doggie, all right,
Speaker 2: we'll be back. One hour commercial free on KDWB Christmas
Speaker 2: Wish comes up in that hour. We're gonna play name
Speaker 2: that tune, one of our favorites. We're doing that one
Speaker 2: next on KDWB. Mascara alert if you have not put
Speaker 2: on the makeup yet this morning, and you can wait
Speaker 2: until after Christmas Wish.
Speaker 4: It's always a good idea.
Speaker 2: That's coming up at about seven fifty eight o'clock on
Speaker 2: KDWB and.
Speaker 3: Watch Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 4: Just go to YouTube and search Dave Ryan TV. So
Speaker 4: you're on an airplane.
Speaker 2: You're on a Delpha fly, yeah, and you're flying to
Speaker 2: Orlando on vacation, and there's something's going on. There's a
Speaker 2: hustle and bustle up in the front of the plane.
Speaker 2: There's something going on up there. Suddenly the flight attendant
Speaker 2: gets on the PA and she says, oh my god,
Speaker 2: both pilots are dead.
Speaker 4: Can anybody here land this plane? Now?
Speaker 2: Everybody looks around at each other. They're like that that
Speaker 2: that that you you you can you do it? Can
Speaker 2: you can you land this plane? So you go up
Speaker 2: and you sit in the cockpit and you put on
Speaker 2: the headphones and and and you're trying to and you
Speaker 2: crash and you kill everybody. That's exactly what happened to
Speaker 2: Max Brosmury yesterday when they asked him to fill in
Speaker 2: for the Vikings game. Is because this poor kid, this
Speaker 2: poor I feel so bad for this kid. I feel
Speaker 2: terrible for this kid. He I think he completed one
Speaker 2: pass for negative six yards. Now I don't have that exactly,
Speaker 2: but it was something like that, some one pass for
Speaker 2: negative six yards. He threw four interceptions, crashed the plane.
Speaker 2: He had never started an NFL game before. As a
Speaker 2: matter of fact, he just got fitted for his uniform yesterday.
Speaker 3: Are you making that part up? Are you making up?
Speaker 2: Most of the story is made up, I know, But
Speaker 2: the Vikings had not been shut out since the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: The sixth was the that was the last time the
Speaker 2: sixteen hundreds that the Vikings got shut out.
Speaker 6: You know, I will say, though Minnesotas continue to ride
Speaker 6: strong for their Vikings, no matter constantly disappoint Though.
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for that poor kid, because I mean,
Speaker 1: every fan base has people who are awful, but like
Speaker 1: that kid is getting just dragged right now.
Speaker 5: If you knew I sucked put in the position.
Speaker 3: He has been getting dragged all season two.
Speaker 2: Well, It's just kind of like if they said to Jenny,
Speaker 2: can you land this airplane?
Speaker 4: Jenny's like, no, I can't. I can't land the airplane.
Speaker 4: But you gave it a good shot.
Speaker 1: I would, yeah, I give it my best effort. But
Speaker 1: then I'd be like, sorry, everyone, we're dead. Now, let's
Speaker 1: see you in after all.
Speaker 2: I think Justin Jefferson had two receptions for a total
Speaker 2: of four yards.
Speaker 4: And I don't think I'm making that up. I think
Speaker 4: I heard that on the radio yesterday.
Speaker 3: I think that sounds about right. I didn't watch any
Speaker 3: of that game.
Speaker 1: I just looked at updates on the internet because it
Speaker 1: didn't seem like it was going very good in their favor.
Speaker 4: No, we were.
Speaker 2: We were coming home on a road trip from Colorado
Speaker 2: and we were very much looking forward to the game.
Speaker 2: And it's three oh five and we're still down in
Speaker 2: like Des Moines, and so we put it on the
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app and we bluetoothed it to the radio in
Speaker 2: the car and we're like, yeah, go Vikings, go fight.
Speaker 2: Oh that's oh crash, let me.
Speaker 5: Go through on Christmas?
Speaker 2: Cool wait instead exactly all right, it is Katie WB
Speaker 2: time four. Name that tune today vont versus Jenny, here's
Speaker 2: your theme. The key to winning this round is knowing
Speaker 2: there are eighty eight keys.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 2: Each of these songs prominently features a piano. Okay, a theme.
Speaker 2: Here we go with the first clue. Jenny bids first
Speaker 2: on the number of seconds that you will need to
Speaker 2: name that tune. Are you ready, Jenny, I'm ready. Here's
Speaker 2: your first clue. One thousand, six hundred and nine would
Speaker 2: make a terrible song title, so we used the imperial system.
Speaker 2: One thousand, six hundred and nine would make a terrible
Speaker 2: song title, so we used the imperial system. Jenny, what
Speaker 2: do you bid on this song?
Speaker 1: I am going to bid. I can guess name that
Speaker 1: tune in three seconds?
Speaker 6: All right, Jenny, I was gonna say three as well,
Speaker 6: So go ahead and name that tune.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you'd say two. Okay, that is Vanessa
Speaker 1: Carlton one thousand miles.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 5: If only that starter yesterday could do as good as
Speaker 5: you just did.
Speaker 4: Yes in the bibs game.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, Vaunt, you're bidding next, Here we go.
Speaker 2: I like you a lot, like every inch, every ounce
Speaker 2: of you, Even with your flaws, you seem flaws to me.
Speaker 2: I like you a lot, like every inch, every ounce
Speaker 2: of you, even your flaws, which seem flawless to me.
Speaker 6: Vaunt dave, I think or Jenny, I think I can
Speaker 6: name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 1: Okay, I said, three sovot name that tune.
Speaker 5: Kiz of me, all of you.
Speaker 4: You guys are killing it.
Speaker 5: Good job, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's John Legend.
Speaker 5: By the way, every song John Legend has he does.
Speaker 5: Oh whoa.
Speaker 2: Now the key to winning this round is knowing there
Speaker 2: are eighty eight keys. That's right. Each of these songs
Speaker 2: prominently features a piano. Jenny, you're bidding next? Oh brother,
Speaker 2: is this ever a haunting song about self doubt? Can
Speaker 2: you guess the answer? I'll read it to you again,
Speaker 2: Oh brother? Is this ever a haunting song about self doubt?
Speaker 4: Ken? You guess the answer?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Gosh, Ken, I know no extra clue?
Speaker 3: Can Okay, I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I can name that tune in four seconds.
Speaker 5: I think I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 3: Okay, I find name that tune.
Speaker 6: That would be well, what is it called? I know
Speaker 6: it's Billy Eilish? What was that made for?
Speaker 7: Can?
Speaker 4: Because it's from Barbie.
Speaker 3: He's not Barbie girl. It's not gonna be Barbie.
Speaker 2: These are all piano songs and vont you are bidding next?
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Here we go. Here's your clue. She got her driver's license?
Speaker 2: But can you guess another hit song? I'll give you
Speaker 2: three guesses, one, two.
Speaker 4: Three.
Speaker 3: I just want you to say the clue?
Speaker 5: I guys, confuse one more time.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the clue. She got her driver's license? But
Speaker 2: can you guess another hit song? I'll give you three
Speaker 2: guesses one.
Speaker 5: Two three?
Speaker 4: Come on you ready?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: I think I'm cocky.
Speaker 5: I got a bid for us. I was gonna just
Speaker 5: go ahead and guess I can name that tune in?
Speaker 5: Can I say?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Seconds?
Speaker 1: In?
Speaker 4: One second? One second?
Speaker 6: And if you are listening in your car or wherever
Speaker 6: you're listening, text it right now.
Speaker 5: How you're screaming at the radio. Let's all say it together.
Speaker 4: Ready, here we go, vampire ol Okay, you.
Speaker 3: Guys it, I have one font has three right?
Speaker 5: You never played this game, so it's okay, all right,
Speaker 5: Here we go, doing great?
Speaker 2: Sweeten, you are bidding first, Jenny. When you're not around,
Speaker 2: I become unmanageable. Don't lose your chance to guess this song.
Speaker 2: When you're not around, I become unmanageable.
Speaker 4: Don't lose your chance to guess this song.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say three, So Jenny, go ahead, named
Speaker 5: that took Something's got a hold on beer?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well that spons boy Teddy swims my guy, and
Speaker 1: it's called.
Speaker 7: You got it?
Speaker 3: Why can't I think of what is it? Lose yourself?
Speaker 5: Is that your guess?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. No for the lose, God for the steal.
Speaker 1: You were so close, but I was thinking. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I was thinking, and lose yourself couldn't. No,
Speaker 1: I know that, but I just couldn't think of what
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: Once again, the theme. The key to winning this round
Speaker 2: is knowing there are eighty eight keys. That's right. Each
Speaker 2: of these songs prominently features a piano.
Speaker 5: How are you doing playing this game? Let us know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, send me a text.
Speaker 2: A lot of people scream the answers of the radio, Jenny,
Speaker 2: you're bidding first, No, you're getting you're bidding here? Yes,
Speaker 2: Because I just thought, let's play a game of connections.
Speaker 2: Analog digital grandfather atomic. Let's play a game of connections
Speaker 2: analog digital grandfather atomic.
Speaker 4: Vaunt. He's trying to figure out the connections.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought I had it.
Speaker 6: I can name that tune in not confidently three seconds?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well I also said three vaughts, So name that tune.
Speaker 5: I don't know the name of this song. I know
Speaker 5: I've heard it. I just don't know the name for.
Speaker 1: The Jenny, I mean, I get the point no matter what.
Speaker 1: But I know it's cold play, but I can't think
Speaker 1: of if.
Speaker 4: It's Use the clues.
Speaker 2: Use the clues, grandfather blank digital blank. Yes, all right, Jenny,
Speaker 2: you're bidding first on this round.
Speaker 4: Here we go. It's a long clue. Listen.
Speaker 2: You experienced a series of unfortunate and profoundly disheartening events
Speaker 2: through the course of your day, leading to a cumulative
Speaker 2: sense of dissatisfaction and distress that can only be characterized
Speaker 2: as a thoroughly negative and unproductive day.
Speaker 3: Okay, did you use chat ept with that one? I
Speaker 3: might have it feels very You.
Speaker 2: Experienced a series of unfortunate and profoundly disheartening events throughout
Speaker 2: the course of your day, leading to a cumulative sense
Speaker 2: of dissatisfaction and distress that can only be characterized as
Speaker 2: a thoroughly negative and unproductive day. Jenny, I need a bid.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go and take a leap
Speaker 1: of faith here and say I can name it in
Speaker 1: two seconds.
Speaker 5: I was gonna guess three. So Jenny named that tune?
Speaker 1: Okay, I was confused for a second, but I think
Speaker 1: I know what it is without the bad in the background.
Speaker 3: That's Bad Day by Daniel Powder.
Speaker 4: Yes, Vaunt, final round. Here we go. Let's get in
Speaker 4: the way back machine. You guys.
Speaker 2: You better be able to guess this song because we're
Speaker 2: all in the mood for this game to be over.
Speaker 2: Let's get in the way back machine. You guys, you
Speaker 2: better be able to guess this song because we're all
Speaker 2: in the mood.
Speaker 4: For this game to be over.
Speaker 6: Vant way Back Machine is what I'm stuck on trying
Speaker 6: of thing. It's gonna be old Jenny. Yeah, I can
Speaker 6: name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 1: Okay, Vat, I don't know at all, So go ahead,
Speaker 1: and who named that dude?
Speaker 5: Okay? Oh, Vaunt, are.
Speaker 1: You putting us on the edge of our seat or
Speaker 1: do you really not know?
Speaker 4: He's thinking, I see this smoke coming out of his ears.
Speaker 5: That's gas.
Speaker 1: Good thing we're in here.
Speaker 6: I guess it's another one. I've heard it and I
Speaker 6: don't know the name. I do this every time I
Speaker 6: have the last clue.
Speaker 4: For the deal. Jenny Man.
Speaker 2: Yes, well all right, Vont wins on. Name that tune? Vont,
Speaker 2: which song do you want to hear in its entirety?
Speaker 2: We've got one thousand miles all of me. What was
Speaker 2: I made for? Vampire lose control? Clocks bad day or
Speaker 2: piano man probably can't play piano man?
Speaker 4: Or we will get a call from Ridge.
Speaker 3: So so many people would be happy to hear it.
Speaker 5: Can we go? Vanessa Carlton, ooh we can.
Speaker 4: Good choice, Name that tune?
Speaker 2: Congratulations Vaunt the Victor Today on Katie wb Hey brand
Speaker 2: new Christmas Wish, first one of the season.
Speaker 4: In fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Let's cover the Dirt Proctu by six one two, Injured
Speaker 2: Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. Christmas Wish, by the way,
Speaker 2: first one comes up in about another ten minutes or so.
Speaker 2: Hang on for that one. Ed Sharon commented on his
Speaker 2: friendship with Taylor Swiss. Because there's rumors flying around about
Speaker 2: how they're not getting along or anything like that. Here's
Speaker 2: Ed Sharon.
Speaker 8: I'm not self conscious about my relationship with her. We've
Speaker 8: been friends for very, very many years. We're super close,
Speaker 8: and we see each other when we see each other,
Speaker 8: and when we see each other, we lock back into
Speaker 8: where we left off.
Speaker 2: And I think that's great. You gotta watch that special.
Speaker 2: I know, I gotta watch that.
Speaker 3: That's true to watch it so good.
Speaker 1: Magan the Stallion spent Thanksgiving playing chef for her boyfriend
Speaker 1: lay Thompson and his family, and she served up quite
Speaker 1: the feast, showing her culinary skills and all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: But basically the funniest part was the fact that she
Speaker 1: said that she put so much seasoning into the turkey
Speaker 1: that the turkey had a full BBL, which if you
Speaker 1: don't know what BBL stands for, it stands for Brazilian
Speaker 1: butt lift. So that turkey was sick is what apparently happened.
Speaker 6: Okay, we've been talking a lot about our Enna Grande
Speaker 6: and Cynthia Revo, which, by the way, go watch our
Speaker 6: Instagram video at Dave Ryan Show of Jenny and Bailey
Speaker 6: re enacting them too in interviews.
Speaker 5: It's so funny, but yeah, it was then.
Speaker 6: But Ariana Grande is calling out people who are talking
Speaker 6: about how how she looks.
Speaker 7: From what you're wearing, to your body, to your face,
Speaker 7: to your everything.
Speaker 3: There's a comfortability that people have.
Speaker 6: Commenting on that that I think is really dangerous, and
Speaker 6: I think it's dangerous for all parties involved.
Speaker 2: You've probably seen the video. It was super viral over
Speaker 2: the weekend on Thanksgiving. It is of a girl who
Speaker 2: looks like she's about twelve years old, and she's in
Speaker 2: front of a big, huge, long table full of Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: food ready to be shared by the family. It's a
Speaker 2: giant table, it's ten feet long, and it collapsed as
Speaker 2: she was speaking. Oh, I got it was sent to
Speaker 2: me several times. Here is a little audio clip of that. Wow,
Speaker 2: and everybody was just stunned. I mean, the table just
Speaker 2: collapsed in. Every thing fell on the floor, and this
Speaker 2: poor twelve year old girl is like it was She
Speaker 2: didn't even touch the table. It was overloaded with Thanksgiving stuff.
Speaker 3: A man and it wasn't Ai.
Speaker 4: Right, that's a really good question.
Speaker 2: We were watching a video while we were on vacation
Speaker 2: of soldiers coming home from deployment and they walk into
Speaker 2: the airport and their cat greets them, and their cat
Speaker 2: sees them and jumps up in their arms, and it's.
Speaker 3: Like, that's so sweet.
Speaker 2: But then I started to think, who brings a cat
Speaker 2: to the airport and lets it loose in the airport.
Speaker 2: So I looked in the comments, and sure enough it
Speaker 2: was Ai. It is so disappointing when you see and
Speaker 2: Susan falls for it.
Speaker 9: All the time.
Speaker 2: She'll be like, look at this one, It's so amazing,
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, uh huh, it's Ai.
Speaker 4: Well, I still like it. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I saw this video over the weekend too, that was
Speaker 1: like of this mama bird and she was covering her
Speaker 1: little chick lits, her little not chicken chicks, they're not
Speaker 1: but her three little baby and it was like she
Speaker 1: had an umbrella of feathers that wrapped around her whole
Speaker 1: body and she was covering them from the rain. And
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so cool. I've never seen
Speaker 1: a bird like this before. And I was about to
Speaker 1: share it, and then I was like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: and I went to the comments and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they got me, they got me.
Speaker 3: It's Ai.
Speaker 2: Send me a text, let me know what AI video
Speaker 2: fooled you or fooled your mom, because Susan could look
Speaker 2: at the and I said, we're looking at these cat
Speaker 2: videos of again soldiers coming home from deployment and they're
Speaker 2: at the airport and their cat sees them and jumps
Speaker 2: up in their arms. And I said, look in the background,
Speaker 2: a woman walks by and she walks through a door,
Speaker 2: like walks right through a door. And it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they didn't get that part right, I.
Speaker 5: Still like it. Can I tell you the one I saw?
Speaker 6: It was a chiropractor giving the oldest of ladies a massage.
Speaker 5: Yes, and he did you say that one already?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 6: And yeah, and then he's like he's doing it, doing
Speaker 6: it and then when he goes to break her back.
Speaker 6: There's two of them. I saw one he just breaks
Speaker 6: with so bad. The chair, the things she's laying on
Speaker 6: breaks in half. He just like yanks her through the
Speaker 6: wall and it's like, what the heck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. I wasn't fooled by that one. At
Speaker 2: first I thought it was real. Yeah, it seemed like normal,
Speaker 2: But then when he threw through the wall, I was like, no,
Speaker 2: that's ai, but it's funny, funny. Another one of my
Speaker 2: favorite ones. And this is so obviously AI. There's a
Speaker 2: cat out on the front porch in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night and he's playing. The bong goes yeah, and
Speaker 2: the mom comes out. The cat bomb comes out. It's
Speaker 2: like it is it is the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: No more bong goes. The cat's pissed. He's like, ah,
Speaker 2: next shot is the cat playing bagpipes and the woman
Speaker 2: comes out.
Speaker 4: She's like, no bagpipes after midnight?
Speaker 5: What I see of a mom.
Speaker 6: She's like telling her kid, Hey, timmy, make sure you
Speaker 6: clean up your room.
Speaker 5: And the kid's playing his xbox.
Speaker 6: He's like five, but then he's like, Mom, if you
Speaker 6: want to shotcho ba up and get out of my
Speaker 6: room so that way I can play my games.
Speaker 4: It's like, yo, whoa what? I love those? All right?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: Where were we're doing the dirt? We have Christmas wish
Speaker 2: coming up in a few minutes. We're gonna need to
Speaker 2: get ready for that one. So we got to go
Speaker 2: outside and we got to the Wisher is probably gonna
Speaker 2: be here any second, but we're looking forward to Christmas
Speaker 2: Wish that come up in about another five minutes or so.
Speaker 2: Thanks to Treasure Island, and holiday station stores and people
Speaker 2: who have nominated and people who have donated. That'll be
Speaker 2: coming up in just a minute on Katie w b.
Speaker 2: Let's do one more dirt story. Then we're gonn probably
Speaker 2: play a songs. We can go get our Christmas wish
Speaker 2: er and get all set for that one.
Speaker 1: My favorite Dart story is, honestly, when Al Roker presented
Speaker 1: this little girl at the Amazing Things Giving Day parade
Speaker 1: with the cutest little gift. But then her response is hilarious,
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 3: Elliott, Hi, Elliot, today's your birthday?
Speaker 5: Yeah, happy birthday? And how old vin? And are you
Speaker 5: excited to see the Rockets? Well, guess what, Elliot, We've
Speaker 5: got a very special something for you. You've got a
Speaker 5: golden ticket. Now you get to see them the Radio
Speaker 5: City Musical rock Cats.
Speaker 4: Are you excited? I knew that yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yesterday you get to see him again?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yay, Happy Birthdays.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, no, well, then guess what little Elliott
Speaker 2: you're not going to see then today we're gonna give
Speaker 2: him to say. That is the innocence of youth. They
Speaker 2: don't have that filter. A twenty year old would say, oh,
Speaker 2: that's so great. Thanks Al Roker, but a seven year old.
Speaker 2: I saw him yesterday. Yeah, I remember. I got a
Speaker 2: little kid, she's probably like four years old. I got
Speaker 2: her a telescope for her birthday.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I was like twenty five years old. I didn't know
Speaker 2: what a four year old girl wanted. So I got
Speaker 2: her a little telescope. She opened it up and she said, I.
Speaker 4: Don't like this.
Speaker 3: Wait, who is this?
Speaker 4: It was Julie's daughter. Okay, Julie had a four year old.
Speaker 2: Well she's got a grown daughter now, but she was four,
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, I gotta buy her something
Speaker 2: for her birthday.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what to get her.
Speaker 2: I mean I should have got her a doll or
Speaker 2: a Barbie or a I don't know something. I got
Speaker 2: her a telescope, which, looking back at it was a
Speaker 2: really bad idea.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I mean, kids, obviously they
Speaker 1: don't really have filters, probably at that age, but still
Speaker 1: most kids don't say that.
Speaker 2: I don't like this, which hurt my feelings just a
Speaker 2: little bit, not because it hurt me, but because she.
Speaker 3: Didn't like it, yeah, you know, or something she wanted to.
Speaker 2: Get something she liked exactly, all right, it is KTIWB.
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a quick break, we're gonna come back
Speaker 2: and we're gonna do Christmas Wish.
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Are we gonna play a song? Okay, we're gonna play
Speaker 2: a song. We're gonna do Christmas Wish when we come
Speaker 2: right back. Christmas Wish goes from now until pretty much
Speaker 2: right up till Christmas. And if you know a family
Speaker 2: or a person in need, there are a lot of
Speaker 2: people who don't have like you know, they're not on
Speaker 2: you know, they're they're they're just kind of falling through
Speaker 2: the cracks and through no fault of their own, are
Speaker 2: just struggling to find, you know, extra money for whatever.
Speaker 2: And we want to do a Christmas Wish, and we'll
Speaker 2: do one coming up in a second on kg WD.
Speaker 2: We are going to start Christmas Wish here in a second,
Speaker 2: but we are actually when we do Christmas Wish, you
Speaker 2: know this, we do it live and we do it
Speaker 2: without a net, and most of the time it goes
Speaker 2: pretty well. You know, it's live radio. Sometimes people answer
Speaker 2: the phone, sometimes they don't answer the phone. Sometimes college
Speaker 2: muscle movers has to go over and knock on the
Speaker 2: door to get their attention, and right now we are
Speaker 2: having trouble getting a hold of the person who is
Speaker 2: supposed to come in to tell us about the wish. Now,
Speaker 2: I will tell you this. If they don't come in,
Speaker 2: I will do it without them, okay, because I mean,
Speaker 2: maybe they got maybe they overslept, maybe they've got a flu,
Speaker 2: maybe they've got some kind of a kid thing going on.
Speaker 2: But we will do the Christmas wish. Like I said,
Speaker 2: somehow we always figure out a way to make it.
Speaker 5: Work what we do.
Speaker 2: So that's coming up in a few seconds. Here, I'm
Speaker 2: talking to Mary. Mary is sitting here listening for Christmas wish
Speaker 2: and decided to call us.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 10: Mary, Hey, you you had while we're waiting for Christmas
Speaker 10: wish and we're kind of just giving him a few
Speaker 10: minutes here.
Speaker 2: Tell me what happened over the weekend, the awkward moment
Speaker 2: of Thanksgiving weekend?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I had come to know someone, so okay, I went
Speaker 10: home to Dayton for Thanksgiving. Beautiful up there, huh Yeah,
Speaker 10: and my cousin e Jay and his girlfriend announce that
Speaker 10: he proposed. Okay, we all taking brats. We're super excited
Speaker 10: for him, but it's not the first time he's been engaged.
Speaker 10: He was engaged to another girl maybe like a year
Speaker 10: and a half ago, but they called it off. They
Speaker 10: called it off the.
Speaker 5: Two months before the win that happened.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you know it's not the right one. Okay, So
Speaker 2: but now ej is engaged to his new girlfriend. They
Speaker 2: tell everybody, oh, that's great news, Yjay.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so yeah, yes, he brings this girl. We're all like, oh,
Speaker 10: another one, but we don't say anything.
Speaker 9: Everybody's cool, We're celebrating.
Speaker 10: Until like, maybe I don't know, fifteen minutes later, my
Speaker 10: aunt asked to see the ring. Yeah, and Ejay's new
Speaker 10: fiance starts launching this ring around the dinner table, and
Speaker 10: my grandma, who's a little scene, I all goes, that's
Speaker 10: the same ring you proposed to Amelia list oh no.
Speaker 4: Oh no, right in front of the new girl. Oh god.
Speaker 10: And Eja tries to change the subject. But then my
Speaker 10: Grandma's like, let' and fucket that again. Yeah that's Amelia's
Speaker 10: old ring.
Speaker 5: Grandma, please zip its.
Speaker 4: What are you doing? Did you crawl under the table
Speaker 4: and hide? What did you do? At this point, Mary, I.
Speaker 10: Mean I was kind of laughing. Everybody was like covering
Speaker 10: up their laugh.
Speaker 9: It was so awkward and it just she really she
Speaker 9: really biffed it. Uh my grandma, but you know, she's
Speaker 9: she's getting older and she is not all there.
Speaker 3: It was just so awkward after that.
Speaker 9: I don't I really don't know.
Speaker 2: Here's the question, though, Mary, what do you think is
Speaker 2: it okay to propose with an old ring that you
Speaker 2: used a couple of years ago?
Speaker 4: Is that okay?
Speaker 9: I feel if?
Speaker 10: I don't know, I really I'm torn a miss because
Speaker 10: it's a beautiful ring, right.
Speaker 5: I don't want to go to waste. I want to
Speaker 5: waste the money.
Speaker 4: I don't really have a problem with it. I mean,
Speaker 4: it didn't work out with the other girl.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess you should take it back to wedding day
Speaker 2: Diamonds and exchange it and get another one.
Speaker 6: Upset if somebody proposed to you with the ring that
Speaker 6: they proposed to their last you wouldn't know till Grandma
Speaker 6: told Yeah, if you found out on Grandma.
Speaker 3: I would be super upset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I found out about it, sure, But if
Speaker 1: I didn't find out, no, I probably wouldn't care as
Speaker 1: long as I liked it.
Speaker 4: If you didn't find it, But if you found out.
Speaker 4: Would you care? I would you would care?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think that that like takes a lot
Speaker 1: of like the love that you have.
Speaker 5: It's not lazy. I wouldn't do it. But I don't
Speaker 5: think it's lazy because he did.
Speaker 11: Go look for the ring, just not for her. He
Speaker 11: looks he looked for a ring for somebody else. That's
Speaker 11: got somebody else's like juju all over it, I guess.
Speaker 11: But he's got what's the other girl's name, Amelia. Yeah,
Speaker 11: he's got got Amelia's juju all over it. They were engaged,
Speaker 11: she wore it, She sweated in that ring. They made
Speaker 11: love in that with that ring. I don't imagine that
Speaker 11: they made sweet, sweet loving with that.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 5: I don't think Mary does either.
Speaker 2: Mm So how did it end up? Did they just
Speaker 2: change the subject or did Grandma go take a nap
Speaker 2: for what happened?
Speaker 10: I mean, honestly, I felt like the new girl. I
Speaker 10: wasn't even.
Speaker 5: Sure she pieced it all together.
Speaker 10: It was awkward. My grandma does say a lot of
Speaker 10: things that are kind of off off the cuff, So
Speaker 10: I will have to like check back in with my family.
Speaker 11: I don't.
Speaker 10: I just I think that the girl was having trouble understanding.
Speaker 10: I think she knew he'd been engaged before, but I
Speaker 10: don't think she was.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine the car ride home, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, the car ride home between EJ and his
Speaker 2: new fiance. Yeah, what now you were again? This is
Speaker 2: your ex fiance's ring.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: I can just see her sitting there in the passenger seat,
Speaker 2: arms folded, pissed off, staring out on the other side
Speaker 2: of the window. Don't talk to me.
Speaker 5: Well, here's a text message at five three nine two.
Speaker 6: One says no, no, no, no, no, at least reset
Speaker 6: it or something.
Speaker 2: Put it in a new setting, exactly him. Mary, Thanks
Speaker 2: for calling with your story. I appreciate it. Have a
Speaker 2: good day, big.
Speaker 4: I love what people call what their random man stories.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 2: Okay, did we get a hold of our Christmas wish person?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm in the middle of I think there's a
Speaker 1: miscommunication going on right now.
Speaker 4: But they're coming in tomorrow. They're gonna be here at noon.
Speaker 3: I think they Yeah, I'll tell you at a different time.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to play a song or do
Speaker 4: you want me to do the w P?
Speaker 3: Say a song quick and then we'll get in we'll
Speaker 3: figure it out.
Speaker 2: A lot of moving parts on Christmas wish, and we
Speaker 2: don't mind because every year there's something that goes just
Speaker 2: a little bit haywire. But at the end of the
Speaker 2: whole thing, you we're helping somebody have a better holiday.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you, this person really deserve to
Speaker 2: have something good happen in their life indeed, and we'll
Speaker 2: do that next on KDWB