Speaker 1: We have new music.
Speaker 2: It's new Music Friday. It is a very very cold outside,
Speaker 2: but here inside the Space Needle Studio it is sizzling
Speaker 2: hot with brand new Harry Styles. Check this song out.
Speaker 2: It is called Aperture on KD WUB. You know what's
Speaker 2: amazing about that song is that it got on the radio.
Speaker 2: That's what's amazing. That's amazing. No, I don't, no, I don't.
Speaker 2: I thought the intro was a little long and it
Speaker 2: was kind of repetitive, but other than that, it's garbage.
Speaker 2: That's Harry Styles, brand new Harry Styles.
Speaker 3: I didn't mind it, but I don't think it's something
Speaker 3: that will end up playing.
Speaker 4: When I listened to it last night, I was like,
Speaker 4: is it a radio hit?
Speaker 5: Dave does have the ears?
Speaker 2: It's it sounds like the background of a bad video game,
Speaker 2: like the background of Tetris.
Speaker 1: If they remade Tetris great video games.
Speaker 6: That is a great comparison, though, like you said, they're
Speaker 6: playing Tetris.
Speaker 7: Just no, mom, I'm not doing the.
Speaker 2: You know a lot of the time though, you know,
Speaker 2: the first couple of minutes of that song, I wasn't
Speaker 2: crazy about it. Yeah, but the more I listened then
Speaker 2: I really hated it. No, it's I'm just having fun,
Speaker 2: you know. I told Bailey, I said, in all seriousness,
Speaker 2: it could be one of those songs that grows on
Speaker 2: you and after a few listens, you go, God, that
Speaker 2: song is addictive. That's catchy a f I don't know
Speaker 2: that that will happen, but you know, that's the fun
Speaker 2: about new music. It's like trying a new restaurant, exactly,
Speaker 2: trying to restaurant. You're like, oh man, this is my
Speaker 2: new favorite place. I could be like that one and done.
Speaker 3: Or maybe he's introducing the weirdest song off the new
Speaker 3: album first.
Speaker 2: Well it is the new LSD theme song. Yes, so
Speaker 2: if you are doing LSD, which nobody really does anymore,
Speaker 2: but I think he's trying to bring it back.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Jenny and I both agreed that we felt like drunk
Speaker 5: in the club. Listening to that song is like swaying
Speaker 5: back and forth. Yeah, kind of wedding.
Speaker 4: And who's this man grinding up behind me? I don't know,
Speaker 4: but that's all right.
Speaker 5: The bathroom. Hey, I love you, No, I love you.
Speaker 1: I love yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll say one thing about that song. Yeah, it's too long.
Speaker 6: It is, somebody said, somebody texted and said, I hope
Speaker 6: he didn't spend a lot of time on this song.
Speaker 5: It's terrible. Oh man, you know it's kind of you
Speaker 5: to be honest.
Speaker 2: Well, you know that's I think Rich is out of town,
Speaker 2: so I can probably get away with it. Rich is
Speaker 2: probably listening right now, going by positive about the music.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I'll bet Rich right now is going, Oh God, play
Speaker 2: some Taylor Swift. Okay, we'll be right back. It's Friday,
Speaker 2: it's cold outside. We're in kind of a funny mood.
Speaker 2: I got a little bit of a tilan ol PM hangover,
Speaker 2: so I don't quite know what I'm saying. And we'll
Speaker 2: be back with more more magic on The Dave Ryan
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Speaker 5: We're streaming live on YouTube. Just search Dave Ryan TV.
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Speaker 2: Sit around, have a little cup of coffee and watch
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Speaker 5: That sounds so cool. Yeah, that does sound lovely.
Speaker 1: It's kind of nice.
Speaker 2: It is minus twenty two outside and it is only
Speaker 2: going to get to minus nine for a heide day.
Speaker 1: I think tomorrow is.
Speaker 2: A little bit warmer, but still a great weekend to
Speaker 2: stay inside. Make some something in the most chicken wild
Speaker 2: rice soup in the crock pod, chilling in the crockpot.
Speaker 3: Make like macaroni and cheese, like like Felvita oh Man,
Speaker 3: and just let it such a spottom of your stomach.
Speaker 1: It's a simple things.
Speaker 5: Squiz can hey, ell least she can make something? Okay,
Speaker 5: make that make me a hitch. I'm not going to,
Speaker 5: but I can't.
Speaker 3: I always pay attention to the feels like so, yes,
Speaker 3: it's nag, you're twenty two, but it feels like negative
Speaker 3: forty negative forty, yeah, because that's like the windshell.
Speaker 2: I had to get Bernie dressed up last night. He's
Speaker 2: my dog, and he would go outside, but then he
Speaker 2: would lift his paws up in the air because they
Speaker 2: were cold, so it was likely to get him suited up.
Speaker 2: You gotta put the booties on him. And he's such
Speaker 2: a sweet soul of a dog. He'll let you do anything.
Speaker 2: You could pick him up and cradle him like a baby,
Speaker 2: and he's probably a forty pound dog. You lift his
Speaker 2: little paws up and he cooperates, and he just stands there.
Speaker 2: Put his little jacket on. He cooperates, and he goes
Speaker 2: outside and he happily goes back and forth. But he
Speaker 2: wouldn't He wouldn't do it unless I suited him up
Speaker 2: last night and again this morning. Yeah, so be careful
Speaker 2: with your pets. Don't forget that they are outside, or
Speaker 2: your partner. He might be outside too, he might.
Speaker 5: Did you see the picture I sent you guys with
Speaker 5: my puppy Ava, h?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 6: I took the picture we put on. She can't keep
Speaker 6: her boots on, her little snow boots. So if you
Speaker 6: go to her Instagram, it's Ava Girley Alyssa. My girlfriend
Speaker 6: found just the super skinny small socks. I don't even
Speaker 6: know why Alyssa has them, but we like tied him
Speaker 6: up and put him on Ava. They flopped off immediately,
Speaker 6: but she looks so cute it hes on and then
Speaker 6: her little pink coat.
Speaker 5: Her little legg warmers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my dog is cute too. It's on my
Speaker 2: Instagram story.
Speaker 6: He's surprised that Bernie's only like forty pounds Ava's.
Speaker 5: I feel like.
Speaker 6: Bernie's bigger than Ava, but Ava has to be at
Speaker 6: least fifty pounds.
Speaker 2: Den she's dense. Yeah, some dogs are just d you
Speaker 2: get like a pit bull. Of those things are dense.
Speaker 5: I have a cat.
Speaker 2: That's great, great, great, great story. Speaking of stories, I
Speaker 2: was chatting on the phone with Jackie and Jackie and
Speaker 2: I were chatting off the air a second ago, Jackie,
Speaker 2: tell everybody, because I want to share your story with
Speaker 2: everybody who's listening to the show. Jackie, go ahead and
Speaker 2: tell me about this thing that your husband wants to do.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he wants to buy an old church and renovate
Speaker 9: it and then have us all move into it.
Speaker 5: Okay, like a house.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like a house. Some people will get like all crazy,
Speaker 9: you're like a shipping container. Well, he's gotten dictated on churches.
Speaker 5: Well, I've seen some like that.
Speaker 3: They have like a church that's you know, listed as
Speaker 3: a place that you can buy and have as a home,
Speaker 3: not just a church.
Speaker 5: I've seen that before me too. So is that what
Speaker 5: that's what he saw? I've never seen that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he'saw on social media.
Speaker 2: Okay, so is he Let me ask you this question
Speaker 2: first of all, first important question is he handy? Is
Speaker 2: he able to renovate? Is he is he capable of
Speaker 2: doing that? Because that's going to be a boatload of work.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's not that he ch it's just he's not
Speaker 10: very practiced.
Speaker 9: So I know if he does it by himself, it's
Speaker 9: just gonna take him like a really long time. And
Speaker 9: then also on the flip side, he feels like you can't.
Speaker 10: Then like we're gonna have to be paying contractors, like
Speaker 10: it's practical.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about living in a church though,
Speaker 2: because I've seen some of those videos too where they
Speaker 2: take an old church, because you know church is you know,
Speaker 2: every goes to the megachurch now. Yeah, so all the
Speaker 2: little neighbor the neighborhood churches that used to have a
Speaker 2: congregation of like seventy five or one hundred, a lot
Speaker 2: of them have like had to close up shop. There's
Speaker 2: one down in Shokapy, little Catholic church. I think that
Speaker 2: they turned into a nail salon or a tip temp agency.
Speaker 3: And so I've been seeing them, yeah, being like turned
Speaker 3: into not retail.
Speaker 2: But uh, Holmes, Yeah, let's say that he renovates this
Speaker 2: and it's beautiful and whatever. You don't want to why
Speaker 2: don't you want to live in a church?
Speaker 9: Okay, So the first thing but I'm I've been saying
Speaker 9: even to him, is just like, uh, funerals girls, Yeah.
Speaker 2: All the dead people that have been rolled up and
Speaker 2: down the middle of your living room.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 9: But yeah, exactly, And I don't need my kids saying
Speaker 9: that they see dead people, you know, Like like I
Speaker 9: just every time i'd be like cooking dinner or relaxing
Speaker 9: on the couch, like all that stuff, I would be
Speaker 9: thinking about all the people that have had funerals there.
Speaker 2: Well, there's all kinds of goat not ghosts, but but
Speaker 2: things that have happened in a church. Yeah, there's the weddings,
Speaker 2: there's the prayers, there's the memorials, baptisms, things like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all of the things that are there. And it is
Speaker 2: kind of like, you know, you move into somebody's house
Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, yeah, I don't know these people.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happened here. I mean, they could
Speaker 2: have been, like you know, members of a horrible cult
Speaker 2: and I wouldn't know anything about it. But in the church,
Speaker 2: I mean, but it's mostly positive stuff. It's happened in
Speaker 2: a church, right.
Speaker 3: Even a funeral, Like it's not like they're fire and
Speaker 3: brimstone at the funeral. They're usually like let's remember the
Speaker 3: nice things. So I thought things are nice.
Speaker 9: You know those people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's valid.
Speaker 2: Didn't you say that he wants to make an offer
Speaker 2: on this today.
Speaker 10: That's why I called to say, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 10: because he dragged me this church like literally today, like
Speaker 10: well yesterday he went Yesterday. I was like, where are
Speaker 10: we going? And then he was like, oh, I found
Speaker 10: I found a church. Up until this point, I thought
Speaker 10: he was just like talking, you know what I mean,
Speaker 10: Like it wasn't serious. It was just like a.
Speaker 8: Day dreamy thing.
Speaker 9: And but now we're like at this church that's for
Speaker 9: sale and he's like I love the bones and I'm like,
Speaker 9: what are.
Speaker 4: The bone bone the bones talking about?
Speaker 10: And then he's like, honey, I want to.
Speaker 9: Make an offer today. Like like you know, this is yesterday.
Speaker 10: It was like I want to make an offer tomorrow.
Speaker 10: And now I'm like I couldn't sleep last night thinking
Speaker 10: about this, Like what is he going to wake up
Speaker 10: and do today?
Speaker 2: I mean, I've seen some of these it's like that,
Speaker 2: you know, you get the stained class windows. There's the
Speaker 2: stained class windows that are still in the in the church,
Speaker 2: and but it totally looks it's a it's a big
Speaker 2: space though I mean, if you like a big space.
Speaker 2: A lot of people like little cozier spaces. If you're
Speaker 2: in a church, you've got a big space.
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 4: I've seen online people like creating lofts and that kind
Speaker 4: of vibe inside of a church. Yeah, and I do
Speaker 4: think that the ones I've seen on like TikTok or whatever,
Speaker 4: they look so cool if they are renovated properly. However,
Speaker 4: I'm on your side. I wouldn't want to live in
Speaker 4: an old church. Oh my god, Jenny, because of the
Speaker 4: same reason she said, like everything that's happened there, and
Speaker 4: like it's not like I care about I like, totally
Speaker 4: respect people practicing religion, but for me, it just would
Speaker 4: be a weird feeling to be in a church.
Speaker 5: See, I wouldn't think about that at all.
Speaker 3: I would be thinking about the beautiful stained glass, the
Speaker 3: high ceilings, like the vaulted ceilings, and yeah, as as
Speaker 3: she said, the bones, I'd be thinking about the bones
Speaker 3: of the structure and how beautiful it was.
Speaker 6: I don't know why. It just seems unpractical to me.
Speaker 6: I've never heard of that up until this point. And
Speaker 6: now you're like, I'm here, you're telling me about and
Speaker 6: I'm like, now that we've talked about it, AGITHM.
Speaker 1: It's gonna show up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw one last week.
Speaker 2: It was like the I remember the stained glass, and
Speaker 2: it was like it didn't even look like the same,
Speaker 2: you know, you could see the walls in the corners
Speaker 2: were kind of the same. So we're talking to somebody
Speaker 2: who Jackie, her husband wants to make an offer on
Speaker 2: a church and renovate it. My concern is that he's
Speaker 2: not handy. This is my concern is that you're going
Speaker 2: to move into it. He'll remove the pews and he'll
Speaker 2: never really get any farther than removing the pews, which
Speaker 2: will be shoved up against the wall. And that's as
Speaker 2: far as you're gonna have to sleep on a pew.
Speaker 2: Do you think you can sleep.
Speaker 1: On a pew? No?
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of a lot of comments about this, Jackie.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 2: This text says I have a friend who did this
Speaker 2: is the coolest house, tons of space for people. They
Speaker 2: have two families living together to save money because there's
Speaker 2: so much base. But yeah, you got to be willing
Speaker 2: to do the work. Another one says, my stepsister bought
Speaker 2: an old church and turn it into a bar.
Speaker 13: There's one like in Northfield. It's like a brewery. That
Speaker 13: makes a little more sense to me, though. A bar
Speaker 13: is a business, not the place of your residence, right, Yeah,
Speaker 13: I guess I don't know. I think it sounds so cool.
Speaker 2: Here's another one says there's one a church in white
Speaker 2: Bear Lake. They couldn't sell it once they wanted to move,
Speaker 2: so they bought it, renovated it, and then they couldn't
Speaker 2: sell it because you know, the market for people who
Speaker 2: want to live in an old church with a steeple
Speaker 2: on your roof is probably kind of small.
Speaker 5: A lot to pitch it.
Speaker 4: To your husband is like the resale on this is
Speaker 4: going to be really hard. Like you're gonna put so
Speaker 4: much money and effort into it and work and labor,
Speaker 4: and then what's going to happen.
Speaker 5: We're gonna like lose money if we sell.
Speaker 2: You get a vote. That's the thing about a marriage,
Speaker 2: it's a partnership. You get a vote and if one
Speaker 2: person vehemently you have to agree on things, and if
Speaker 2: you don't agree on it, and I think you automatically win.
Speaker 2: Because this is a this is not like you know,
Speaker 2: should we watch this on the ord? This this is
Speaker 2: a major life thing where you're gonna spend a lot
Speaker 2: of money and move to a church and spend years
Speaker 2: or months renovating it. I say, you get to say
Speaker 2: and if you're if you're not into it, then he's
Speaker 2: got to comply with that.
Speaker 1: Don't you guys think?
Speaker 5: Yes? I agree.
Speaker 4: This is exactly what you said. This is a big decision.
Speaker 4: It involves both of your money, like finances all that.
Speaker 2: And I would say the same thing if you wanted
Speaker 2: to buy and renovate the church. If your husband's like, no,
Speaker 2: I really don't want to, well, then guess what I think.
Speaker 2: Then he wins because this is a big deal. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean somebody will be like, hey, guess what. I
Speaker 2: bought a new rowing machine without telling you, and you'll
Speaker 2: bicker a little bit, But it's a four hundred dollars
Speaker 2: rowing machine. This is a hundreds of thousands of dollars church.
Speaker 5: Have you prayed about it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Stop it?
Speaker 2: Okay, talk to God. You know what we could do, Jackie,
Speaker 2: I got your phone number. We can call you on
Speaker 2: Monday and see whether you ended up buying the church
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's.
Speaker 6: Going to Yeah, she doesn't seem like she wants to
Speaker 6: wist her husband's situation.
Speaker 5: I think it would be fun to live at a church.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess somebody said that they renovated an old funeral home. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: they said, my cousin renovated and lived in an old
Speaker 2: funeral home. The basement was creepy. If you know that
Speaker 2: place is haunted, you know you're gonna wake up in
Speaker 2: the middle of the night. There's gonna be some guy
Speaker 2: in black, shadowy figure at the foot of your bed
Speaker 2: gesturing with his finger like come with me.
Speaker 3: And all that happens in a funeral home is crying.
Speaker 3: I don't want to live in a place where people
Speaker 3: cry all the time. Absolutely not, that's true. Hey, Jackie,
Speaker 3: can we call you on Monday?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Why not?
Speaker 2: Okay, a good luck, Jackie. I think you win this one.
Speaker 2: I don't think that. You know, if if your partner
Speaker 2: wants to move and you don't want to move, whether
Speaker 2: it's a church or a mobile home or a tiny house,
Speaker 2: you get to say, unless you're me, which you don't
Speaker 2: get to say.
Speaker 1: You just do what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2: One on KDB, they were talking about the Academy of
Speaker 2: War dominees yesterday and basically one battle after another and
Speaker 2: sinners are the big front runners. The Academy Awards come up,
Speaker 2: hosted by Conan O'Brien.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be I.
Speaker 2: Think in Mars fiction sometimes that right March fifteenth. So,
Speaker 2: and some of the nominees are f one, Frankenstein, Hamnet,
Speaker 2: Marty Supreme, one battle after another, train dreams. A lot
Speaker 2: of them, Like most Academy Award nominees. You've heard of
Speaker 2: three of them. The rest of them are like, yo,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Dylan Efron is Zach Efron's brother, and he recently has
Speaker 4: taken aside and the whole mom drama was like Ashley Tisdale,
Speaker 4: Hillary Duff, all those people.
Speaker 5: So here he is talking about it.
Speaker 14: I tried to stay out of that, so I don't
Speaker 14: know too much. All I know is actually, like since
Speaker 14: I was a kid, she's been so sweet to me,
Speaker 14: so I can't envision her doing anything malicious to the
Speaker 14: Mom group. So hopefully it's just a misunderstanding. I honestly
Speaker 14: don't know what's going on though.
Speaker 4: Okay, so it sounds like he doesn't believe that Ashley
Speaker 4: is the person in the wrong.
Speaker 3: We're announcing it, Harry Style, this is global residency tour,
Speaker 3: and that's gonna be thirty nights at Madison Square Garden,
Speaker 3: and so it's very exciting for him. And uh, here's
Speaker 3: here's who's at Steve Kernaki. I think he's a journalist.
Speaker 3: He's announcing it.
Speaker 15: This is gonna run through October thirty first, Halloween, right,
Speaker 15: so this is going to include on October thirty first,
Speaker 15: and I believe, if I'm seeing this correctly, here on
Speaker 15: October thirtieth as well.
Speaker 5: They're gonna call that Harry Ween.
Speaker 1: Please don't call it really Harry. I support it, do
Speaker 1: not call it that.
Speaker 3: So if you want to go, general sales begin one
Speaker 3: week from today on January thirty. How many dates did
Speaker 3: you say he was gonna have thirty thirty mad Arden?
Speaker 3: Because I saw him release the tour dates of the
Speaker 3: other places he's happened.
Speaker 5: Is he doing that many at all these places?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, yeah, those.
Speaker 6: Are like ones international shows like London, Amsterdam. They're not
Speaker 6: even like Chicago, Philly and things like that. I saw
Speaker 6: this thing online. It was somebody about the Harry Styles.
Speaker 6: They said on Popular Opinion. But I hate this residence
Speaker 6: type because it basically shifts the cost of travel for
Speaker 6: the fans that used to be artists trying to get
Speaker 6: to as many fans as possible. Now we have to
Speaker 6: spend extra money on flights and hotels if we want
Speaker 6: to see the show.
Speaker 4: And then you deal with people who like Adele canceled
Speaker 4: the beginning of her residency in Vegas, Kelly Clarkson and
Speaker 4: all these people have booked all this stuff and then
Speaker 4: they don't get to see the person.
Speaker 5: Oh, I agree with.
Speaker 6: That, but I mean it's usually for one reason or another,
Speaker 6: Like Kelly Clarkson was, I mean, she was going through
Speaker 6: some stuff her ex husband passed away, But I don't know. Uh,
Speaker 6: they got to figure it out at Jimmy Fallons. So
Speaker 6: somebody clocked that he has told the same exact joke
Speaker 6: four times over the past couple of months.
Speaker 15: It was so cold in New York City this morning
Speaker 15: walking to work, I saw Wall Street stockbroker spooning with
Speaker 15: Zorn Mandani.
Speaker 2: The funny the recording goes on to play it three
Speaker 2: more times. The thing is, I don't really get the joke.
Speaker 1: That's well, yeah, I know it's the new mayor.
Speaker 2: I get that. I just don't really get the joke right.
Speaker 2: Why did they think it was funny enough. I bet
Speaker 2: Jimmy's buddies with the new mayor, and the mayor didn't
Speaker 2: hear it the first time. Jimmy's like, I'll tell it
Speaker 2: again to and he didn't hear it that night because
Speaker 2: he was like, you know, taking the dog for a walk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll tell it again tomorrow night. And then finally you
Speaker 2: heard it.
Speaker 6: That'd be even crazier if it was throughout the same
Speaker 6: exact week, Oh geez.
Speaker 2: Not just over the course for the month NFL playoff games.
Speaker 2: This weekend, you had a reason stay inside and watch
Speaker 2: a couple of big games. Broncos versus Patriots that Sunday
Speaker 2: at two o'clock our time. The Broncos are five and
Speaker 2: a half point underdogs because bow Nicks broke his ankle,
Speaker 2: and then the Rams and Seahawks. I don't care who
Speaker 2: wins that one, but I'll probably lean toward the Seahawks
Speaker 2: because I just it's just teams that I don't care about.
Speaker 2: I don't dislike either of the teams. I just don't care.
Speaker 2: That game is Sunday at five point thirty here in
Speaker 2: the Twin cities.
Speaker 4: TikTok experience might be a little bit different this weekend
Speaker 4: if you're spending a lot of time scrolling, which you
Speaker 4: probably will because you'll be staying inside because the US
Speaker 4: did take over control of TikTok and the new US
Speaker 4: approved algorithm needs time to learn your preferences. I did
Speaker 4: hop on last night to see if mine was still
Speaker 4: sort of my algorithm, and I felt like it was,
Speaker 4: so maybe it's gonna.
Speaker 2: Change more over the weekend. Time mainly got my algorithm
Speaker 2: watching plane crash videos. Yeah, all the time, and I
Speaker 2: gotta play. I gotta play with mine until I get
Speaker 2: the cats doing a marching band while the woman's in sleeping.
Speaker 2: They're so funny. The woman's like out on the front
Speaker 2: porch going put that player on that down. It's two
Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning, so funny. All right, that is
Speaker 2: it for the dirt and we're gonna get right into
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, fresh meat Friday, KDWB, no phone screen Friday
Speaker 2: six five one nine eight nine kt wou'd be you're
Speaker 2: live on the radio.
Speaker 1: We don't know what you're calling about.
Speaker 2: If you do call, keep it ringing because we won't
Speaker 2: answer it until we put you on the radio.
Speaker 1: Hi, who's this what's your name?
Speaker 12: It is Juanita, good morning?
Speaker 5: Hey girl.
Speaker 2: We just said the fresh meat Friday. But we love
Speaker 2: you anyway. What's going on?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 8: I have a stir the pot?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 12: People who put Anchoby's on pizza should go to jail.
Speaker 2: Lock me up, them up, Lock me up because I do.
Speaker 2: I don't love that every time, but just once in
Speaker 2: a while. You know, I've never tried it. Some people
Speaker 2: don't like them. No, they're really good. I love anything fishy.
Speaker 9: I just today years old until I found out that
Speaker 9: anchovey's ask a little fish.
Speaker 1: But why would you want fish on your pizza?
Speaker 5: That's step girl.
Speaker 2: Same you want lobstering your mac and cheese because it's
Speaker 2: just a little taste treat. What did you think an
Speaker 2: anchoby was a fruit?
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a fruit or a beat or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, a beet. I thought the same thing.
Speaker 2: I never I thought an anchovy was a nut for
Speaker 2: years and years and years. Well, when I was like
Speaker 2: twenty years old, I have no idea. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: a nut. Oh it's a it's a it's a very
Speaker 2: strong salty fish. Yes, I guess it does have a
Speaker 2: Do you like sardines?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Okay doos? Why would you like sardines?
Speaker 1: Sardines?
Speaker 5: She was thinking art to choke, anchovy and artichoke.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. Yeah, same thing? What else? Money?
Speaker 12: Know?
Speaker 1: What's you doing this weekend?
Speaker 15: Sound?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have a good weekend? One need? I love you? Bye?
Speaker 1: No phone screen for Friday.
Speaker 12: Hi?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 11: Mollie?
Speaker 1: Molly? What's up?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 8: I am glad you answered. I tried last week, but
Speaker 8: my husband kept calling while I was on hold.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I know husband's husbands.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 9: I wanted to know what animal you guys think you
Speaker 9: would each see if you were any.
Speaker 1: Animal mine go, Bailey.
Speaker 3: I would be a duck, but I want to be
Speaker 3: one of those like storybook ducks that's like a white
Speaker 3: one with the orange beak that wattles everywhere and maybe
Speaker 3: wears a bonnet.
Speaker 5: I would be one of those ducks. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: don't hate that the best answer?
Speaker 1: Best answer, I don't. I don't have an answer.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say probably a monkey because of the
Speaker 2: climbing and swinging from tree to tree and picking ticks
Speaker 2: off your friends would be the best part anything, Jenny.
Speaker 5: I would probably be what is a what's a nice bird?
Speaker 1: Dave?
Speaker 5: Are blue? Blue jays are kind of jerks?
Speaker 1: Blue jays are mean predator, predator.
Speaker 5: Cardinal or something.
Speaker 4: I would probably be a bird so that I could
Speaker 4: just like hover around all over the place. But mostly
Speaker 4: I could just like travel to different places all the
Speaker 4: time because I have wings that I can fly.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Nice, But I'm choosing a bear just because I love
Speaker 6: all different cartoon bears.
Speaker 5: We need the poo fozzy bear, so I'm gonna be
Speaker 5: a bear.
Speaker 2: Good answer, all right, thank you? No phone screen or
Speaker 2: Friday six five one nine eight nine KWB.
Speaker 1: Hello, who's this John? What's up? John?
Speaker 10: I just wanted to let one need to know that caesar.
Speaker 12: Dressing actually has anchovy pasting.
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to know. John. First of all, are
Speaker 1: your fresh meat? John? I am not. I've called. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: And if you really want to spice up your caesar salad,
Speaker 2: ask him to load it up with Anchoby's. And they
Speaker 2: always kind to look at you like, are you sure?
Speaker 2: Do you like anchoby Sean?
Speaker 8: I do on certain things salad.
Speaker 2: Caesar salad, wonderful pizza. Occasionally, Thank you, John, appreciate you.
Speaker 6: I saw the other day some guy everybody forgot his birthday,
Speaker 6: so he ordered a pizza for himself and asked for
Speaker 6: all the black olives that he could ever ask for, like,
Speaker 6: just do it until you're not allowed, and they they
Speaker 6: did it and it looked disgusting, but happy birthday him.
Speaker 2: With everything in moderation. That's crazy. No phone screen for Friday.
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 12: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hi? You're on?
Speaker 16: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 16: Alyssa?
Speaker 5: What's that Melissa, I am fresh meat.
Speaker 1: Fresh meat. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: We love it.
Speaker 16: I'm just finishing a swallower night shift, headed home.
Speaker 5: WHOA twelve hours? Are your nurse?
Speaker 9: Two hours?
Speaker 5: Yes? Okay?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 5: Thanks for what you do, Thanks for your serviciate you.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you wanted to bring up?
Speaker 16: I have listened to you guys forever, like longer than
Speaker 16: I care to admit, because that means I'm really old.
Speaker 16: But my only beef is this commercial that plays in
Speaker 16: recent times that makes me like instant cringe, want to
Speaker 16: turn the radio down.
Speaker 5: She says it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, which one is?
Speaker 5: Let's see it.
Speaker 6: If you get into one accident, big or small, you
Speaker 6: gotta call the.
Speaker 5: Dogs at top COG. Is it that one?
Speaker 16: Thank you, Instant, I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you why I love that commercial because
Speaker 2: you remember it. If it was just like hello, this
Speaker 2: is Harold from Harold and Company Law. See us for
Speaker 2: any auto accident, big or small, call us at one
Speaker 2: eight hundred Harold Law, you wouldn't remember it. But Top
Speaker 2: Dog Law not only do you remember it, but it
Speaker 2: sticks in your brain. You know the number and they
Speaker 2: change it up.
Speaker 1: I'll give you the one.
Speaker 2: I'll give you the commercial that drives me nuts. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: so you're a ride share writer. Yeah, I really like it.
Speaker 2: I like your car headed to the airport, are you yeah?
Speaker 2: That's right. How much do you make as a ride
Speaker 2: share writer?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I save a lot on the gas app. Yes, I
Speaker 2: get free gas. Does that add up? It sure does.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I make up to five hundred dollars a year.
Speaker 2: That's the way. It's a good product. Yeah, the Holy Jesus.
Speaker 2: Update your copy. Yeah, update your copy period.
Speaker 4: Dave has such an amazing talent because he can just
Speaker 4: recite that entire commercial. But if I'm speaking to him
Speaker 4: during a commercial break, yeah, I'm completely toned out, Like
Speaker 4: he has no idea. I've spoken words to him. But yeah,
Speaker 4: you can remember that entire commercial. Well I've heard that radio.
Speaker 1: I've heard the commercials.
Speaker 2: Seriously, they've had the same copy for for like three years.
Speaker 2: Headed to the airport? Are you yeah? You like your
Speaker 2: job as a ride your driver?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I really really enjoy it. The first of all, the
Speaker 2: acting is terrible. The product is great. I got nothing
Speaker 2: against the product. Update you're flipping copy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, set.
Speaker 1: Here's here's another one. I was on the five a
Speaker 1: m bus.
Speaker 2: I don't know the one about the tape.
Speaker 5: With a cent a sent so good that something something. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I don't listen to any of the commercials you guys
Speaker 3: about me before because of like Dave repeating that I missed.
Speaker 5: My favorite one is downy, rinse and refresh. It's a
Speaker 5: dream that's mine.
Speaker 1: I love the update you're flipping. Copy yeah, or.
Speaker 5: Hire us to be your endorser.
Speaker 4: Copy constantly every single day?
Speaker 2: All right, no phone screen or Friday? You're up next?
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 9: Hey, it's Suta.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: Nothing much. I just wanted to say, Uh. I think
Speaker 8: it was like two years ago I called on Vaunt
Speaker 8: show for his feel good Friday. I believe it was
Speaker 8: okay whenever i'd gotten a new job. Well, today is
Speaker 8: the was just my last shift at my job and
Speaker 8: I start a new one on Monday.
Speaker 1: Are you excited about your new job?
Speaker 8: I am so excited because I will be going to
Speaker 8: day shift for the first time in two years.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you work like third shift before?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've been doing it for the last two years,
Speaker 8: and I would do it here and there whenever I
Speaker 8: worked at bed, bath, and beyond for like inventory and stuff. Okay,
Speaker 8: you're straight of overnight stocky.
Speaker 1: I will tell you.
Speaker 2: I used to work all night radio shows, and man
Speaker 2: it it it plays with your life in every possible way.
Speaker 1: I was tired all the time.
Speaker 2: I used to drive into work at about midnight, and
Speaker 2: I would look at these dark houses as I drove
Speaker 2: in and go. I'd love to just walk in there
Speaker 2: and lay down on their couch. All those people are
Speaker 2: sleeping sound in their beds.
Speaker 1: I wish I could sleep in there.
Speaker 5: I think, look at that house. If that house is mine,
Speaker 5: i'd be home right now.
Speaker 1: Have a good weekend.
Speaker 14: Yes, last day, all right, no phone screen for Friday.
Speaker 1: Hello, Katie w B. What's your name? Brandy? What's up?
Speaker 1: Turn your radio down? Randy, and I want to hear
Speaker 1: what you got to say.
Speaker 12: Hey, I just uh oh, I'm a garbish man in
Speaker 12: the North Twin Cities, and I just wanted to say
Speaker 12: I'm sick and tired of people putting their recycling bins
Speaker 12: next to their trash bin.
Speaker 1: Oh what should we do? What should what do?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Yeah, So it's just like people.
Speaker 7: It's very annoying because like I when I when I uh,
Speaker 7: when I hit the recycling bin, I gotta go pick
Speaker 7: it all and oh like, oh my gosh, and then
Speaker 7: I gotta do it eight hundred times and if just
Speaker 7: makes my day longer.
Speaker 5: Put it on the other side of the driveway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, I never knew that.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Randy, and you changed lives today. No phone
Speaker 2: screen or Friday.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 5: I love you my kids? That's so sweet?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, all right? Hi Katie b B. Thanks for
Speaker 1: waiting so long. You're on the radio. What's your name?
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, I'm Stephanie.
Speaker 5: Hi you fresh meat. You sound so excited.
Speaker 9: No, I'm not, but I do want to talk about something, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 9: So everything that's going on in the world today.
Speaker 11: I don't have social media, I don't watch the news.
Speaker 11: The only information I have about everything that's going on
Speaker 11: or what I'm like in tunes with comes from the
Speaker 11: Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 1: Oh then you're not getting anything.
Speaker 16: Going on the day, sing you guys. You guys are
Speaker 16: gonna have to help me out.
Speaker 8: A little bit more.
Speaker 6: You don't know about the state of the world, but
Speaker 6: you know about tap in the upside Appa, Well, thank.
Speaker 5: You appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The the current events of today is Dave was cold
Speaker 5: this morning his dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also I have a little bit of a Tilan
Speaker 2: all PM hangover because I've never taken anything as a
Speaker 2: sleep a before in my life. I tried it last night.
Speaker 2: It was glorious. That's what's on my radar Tailant all PM.
Speaker 4: I have a colon pill hangover, and I might be
Speaker 4: jetting off to the bathroom steam.
Speaker 1: Literally jetting self propelled.
Speaker 4: Ye took some colon pills and I'm not feeling the
Speaker 4: greatest was it?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 2: Stephanie? Yeah, thank you for calling. I'm glad you got through.
Speaker 2: No phone screen you Friday? You're up next?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 17: This is your friend cap.
Speaker 1: I can't what's up?
Speaker 9: I just want to make sure that you're going to
Speaker 9: stop taking.
Speaker 17: The tailand all PM first of all, and go.
Speaker 2: Get you some beautiful unison. Why should I stop taking
Speaker 2: Thailand all PM?
Speaker 17: Well, Taylan O'PM has a particular ingredient in it that
Speaker 17: can cause memory loss. I took it for years.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What was your name again?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 5: Keep going.
Speaker 17: I took it for years and I have memory loss now.
Speaker 17: And I went to a neurologist to make sure that
Speaker 17: I didn't have dementia like my mom and my.
Speaker 5: Mother's mother make sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Yeah, So I just want to make sure that you're
Speaker 17: going to stop and go get the unisom if you
Speaker 17: have trouble.
Speaker 2: Sweepy, you know when I might try that because seriously,
Speaker 2: but causes memory loss.
Speaker 1: My memory is already, bess.
Speaker 5: Why just go back to your old way. He's drinking booze.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it turns out that's bad for you. Also, everything,
Speaker 2: Why is it kat that everything that we love is
Speaker 2: bad for is? Why did God make it such? He
Speaker 2: thought it was a funny bit. He's up there and
Speaker 2: he's planning. He's lying on the sixth day, and he's
Speaker 2: planning things that we'd love. And he's like, okay, well
Speaker 2: what about summer sausage? Yeah, let's make it bad for you. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's a good bit. He writes it down. What about
Speaker 2: what about blocks of cheese?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Those are good. Well, let's make it bad.
Speaker 2: Write that down, Jenny, Write that down, Jesus, he said,
Speaker 2: write it down, Jesus. Cheese is delicious but bad for you.
Speaker 2: What about Kale? Says Jesus, And God's like, hmm, Kale
Speaker 2: tastes like dog poop.
Speaker 1: Let's make it good for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, God, God has a sense of humor.
Speaker 5: He does does does.
Speaker 1: Persent the art park, the ard park.
Speaker 2: Seriously, the platypuso to prove that God had a sense
Speaker 2: of humor.
Speaker 1: Look at a platypus.
Speaker 5: Look at your face.
Speaker 2: You can't have a good weekend. May you want to
Speaker 2: do one more?
Speaker 1: You done this till ten? No phone screen for Friday.
Speaker 1: The phone number is six.
Speaker 2: Five one nine nine k W be on the air,
Speaker 2: not screening phone calls.
Speaker 1: What's your name? You're up next?
Speaker 12: What's up?
Speaker 8: This is Katie? Good morning, my morning friend.
Speaker 5: Katie who won a trip to see Sabrina Carpenter. No,
Speaker 5: I went, she sounded like the Katie that I want that. Okay,
Speaker 5: are you fresh meeting?
Speaker 11: This is frostmate, Katie, I'm the calling.
Speaker 10: I gotta tell you.
Speaker 11: Guys, So, I've been listening to you for over thirty years. Dave,
Speaker 11: You're one of my best morning friends.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 11: But hey, So, a couple of years ago, I was
Speaker 11: talking with some friends about some of the characters you
Speaker 11: guys have had on the radio over the years, and
Speaker 11: he started talking about Hiram, and I'm like, no. What
Speaker 11: it took me till I was like in my forties
Speaker 11: to realize and think that Hiram would be pretty sure
Speaker 11: was Dave. And but I called in this morning until
Speaker 11: Dave could tell me if I can sleep.
Speaker 1: That night, Tave, Dave, what so he can?
Speaker 12: She?
Speaker 5: You can tell her so she can wants.
Speaker 1: To totally different guy. No, totally totally different guy. Totally
Speaker 1: different guys.
Speaker 5: It's a different guy.
Speaker 4: Wait, I feel like I heard Hiram just walk in.
Speaker 5: Hiram, is he here trying to sleep?
Speaker 15: Leave me alone?
Speaker 5: I'm trying to sleep over here. Have you been sleeping
Speaker 5: here this whole time? I've been sleeping with your mama,
Speaker 5: this whole crazy man?
Speaker 17: Do I it.
Speaker 1: From Bailey's mom?
Speaker 13: She's covered in sores, my mother.
Speaker 5: And so uzy, wow, and go back to sleep.
Speaker 13: Somebody, somebody I'm coming wrong, man.
Speaker 5: She's probably listening.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That wasn't me, that was that was high.
Speaker 5: He just happened to be here.
Speaker 2: He sleeps in the janitor's closet sep for thirty years.
Speaker 5: We cannot do this bit on any other day of
Speaker 5: the week.
Speaker 1: No, thank you, Katie, let's wrap it up there.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's a good place to stop on No
Speaker 2: on screen for Friday.
Speaker 1: So cold.
Speaker 2: I saw a dog frozen to a tree, which was
Speaker 2: really I was amazing, were just frozen to a tree?
Speaker 5: Was it one of the exploding trees?
Speaker 12: Just go?
Speaker 2: Let the joke just sit there, like, I thought that
Speaker 2: so cold that I saw a dog frozen to a
Speaker 2: fire hydrant?
Speaker 1: Nothing nothing from you guys.
Speaker 3: You told us to wait. I thought, there's a chuckle,
Speaker 3: isn't there more? I thought, isn't that the setup?
Speaker 2: No, that's the pumps line. It's so cold. I saw
Speaker 2: a dog frozen to a frire.
Speaker 5: Hydrant on those things and they got and.
Speaker 1: You guys are the worst audience ever was.
Speaker 5: A fire hydrant?
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 4: Because I didn't really understand where you're going with the tree.
Speaker 5: I thought you were just saying like he was frozen
Speaker 5: to the tree. But then, Jenny, what did you say
Speaker 5: about the tree? I said it was it one of
Speaker 5: the exploding trees? YEA, so cold?
Speaker 2: I saw it's so cold. I saw a politician with
Speaker 2: her hands in her own pockets. No, that's a good joke.
Speaker 2: That's a good joke. You guys just don't. You're the
Speaker 2: worst audience ever. I need a laugh track. I need
Speaker 2: the Disney Channel laugh track. You need to tell a
Speaker 2: funny joke first.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to find the snorting lady? We
Speaker 4: haven't played her in a long time.
Speaker 5: No, it's okay, all right, a better joke. I can
Speaker 5: give you a give me.
Speaker 1: A better joke. Then it is cold outside though.
Speaker 5: Okay. How did one of the blueberries go missing?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 5: It was a strawberry?
Speaker 1: Strawberry? What is that?
Speaker 5: Drake?
Speaker 12: Wow? Drake?
Speaker 5: Drake laughing from the abyss?
Speaker 6: So good, Bailey, Dave.
Speaker 5: Why was the banana having a bad day?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was a Sunday Sunday then?
Speaker 5: And Drake loved that one.
Speaker 1: So good, Bailey, you got one more?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really getting tired of these people coming to
Speaker 3: my door telling me I need to be saved or
Speaker 3: I'll burn.
Speaker 5: I think they're called fireman.
Speaker 1: What does that laught?
Speaker 5: It's literally dream, it's actually Drake, no kidding.
Speaker 1: Where'd that come from listening to this show? That's for sure?
Speaker 3: Did I tell you that my dad has a DeLorean? No,
Speaker 3: he drives it from time to time. What website are
Speaker 3: you on? I'm on my notes app Bailey Originals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting a shout out to Diego Bastidas on
Speaker 2: his birthday, hugged everybody at katib to be love Yvonne
Speaker 2: from Cynthia. Yeah, and let's get we got stood up today.
Speaker 2: Everything's closed today. People are not going to school, a
Speaker 2: lot of people aren't going to work, a lot of
Speaker 2: people just cibernated home. It is now exactly minus twenty two,
Speaker 2: which is just an ungodly temperature that feels like temperature
Speaker 2: is probably like forty five degrees below zero. So we
Speaker 2: even it was even too cold for our pros and
Speaker 2: cons versus argument to happen today. So Bailey and I
Speaker 2: are going to do this hard else. So what you
Speaker 2: are an aisle person.
Speaker 5: I'm a windows person and this is on a plane.
Speaker 2: Okay, on an airplane. So I'll let you go first, Bailey,
Speaker 2: go ahead, please.
Speaker 3: So I'm an aisle seat person, and let me tell
Speaker 3: you why. First of all, unrestricted movement. So when you're
Speaker 3: on the aisle seat, you can get up, you can
Speaker 3: walk around, use the restroom at any time. You never
Speaker 3: have to ask anyone sitting next to you to move.
Speaker 3: And you also, like if there's not anyone walking up
Speaker 3: and down the aisle. You can kind of stretch your
Speaker 3: leg a little bit into like kind.
Speaker 5: Of the front corner of the seat in front of you,
Speaker 5: which is lovely.
Speaker 3: So that extra leg room, that comfort, you can't beat
Speaker 3: that in the aisle seat. Other than that faster disembarking.
Speaker 3: You can get to the overhead compartment really fast when
Speaker 3: you're on the aisle. But a bing, but a boom,
Speaker 3: You got your bag, You're out the door, versus the
Speaker 3: person the schmuck by the window who has to wait
Speaker 3: and then with their head tilted to the side because
Speaker 3: they're standing up being impatient. Okay, Not only that reduced claustrophobia,
Speaker 3: because honestly, me looking out the window not just reduce claustrophobia,
Speaker 3: because I feel.
Speaker 5: Like I have more room on the aisle and not
Speaker 5: in the middle seat.
Speaker 3: But the window you can see how close you are
Speaker 3: to the ground in case the plane goes down and crashes.
Speaker 5: I don't need to see that.
Speaker 3: I don't need the what is it the UV rays
Speaker 3: of the sun beaten on my face.
Speaker 5: Now I'm good.
Speaker 3: I will sit in the aisle seat and that's where
Speaker 3: I will say thank you that is my time.
Speaker 2: Okay, very good. There's some good arguments in there, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and take window. Okay, First of all,
Speaker 2: who doesn't want a window? Would you like a house
Speaker 2: without a window, Would you like an office.
Speaker 1: Without a window?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: We love windows. God created windows so we could look
Speaker 2: out at things. What's the most glorious thing that you
Speaker 2: really kind of have to wrap your mind of. You
Speaker 2: are six miles above the earth looking at something that
Speaker 2: millennia of humans never got to see. They never got
Speaker 2: to see a stadium with the tar Get logo painted
Speaker 2: on the roof. They never got to see corn fields
Speaker 2: that look like blankets woven together, patches of quilt. It's beautiful, rivers, lakes,
Speaker 2: oceans from the air. We love a window. And a
Speaker 2: great thing about a window, whoop, it closes. When you're done,
Speaker 2: you close the window. You control the light and the dark.
Speaker 2: The other people they can't reach over and close or
Speaker 2: open your window. You can. Also, there's a wall which
Speaker 2: equals privacy. On one side, you have complete privacy. You
Speaker 2: can do whatever you want on that side of your window,
Speaker 2: on that side of the chair. Yeah, but if you're
Speaker 2: in the middle of the aisle, you have no privacy,
Speaker 2: you're exposed. Also, leaning if you are able to lean
Speaker 2: against the window and go to sleep, that's glorious. You
Speaker 2: don't have anything to lean on if you're on the aisle.
Speaker 2: And finally, if you're in a plane crash, you're more
Speaker 2: likely to be blown clear of the wreckage. So let's
Speaker 2: say you fly into a mountain side and the plane
Speaker 2: shatters into pieces. You'll be blown clear of the wreckage,
Speaker 2: landing on some soft juniper tree while everybody else perishes
Speaker 2: while screaming while being burned to death.
Speaker 5: Well what if?
Speaker 3: What if we crash into the ocean though I'm closest
Speaker 3: to the luggage, so I can get on top of
Speaker 3: the luggage and float.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't think that that's what would happen, necessarily,
Speaker 5: have a plan crash. I think that's what happened. I've seen.
Speaker 2: You're right about that. Yeah, you can float on the luggage.
Speaker 5: Yeah happened and lost? Yeah, well set.
Speaker 1: Okay. I never cried more over a volleyball. I get it.
Speaker 1: It was sad, wasn't it. It was like, Oh God,
Speaker 1: he's so sad. Friend, that's his friend.
Speaker 2: He's gonna drown frozen cons What side do you come
Speaker 2: down on today.
Speaker 1: Let's play a song. Let's do a Boss Jack.
Speaker 5: Okay, done that in so long?
Speaker 1: What do you want to do for a Boss check?
Speaker 1: We go way back? I mean we can go back
Speaker 1: into like them.
Speaker 5: You said way back?
Speaker 2: That is way back. That is not one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: But boys of sorts, if you want to do a
Speaker 2: Backstreet Boys song, you know, I'm always down for that one.
Speaker 2: But I don't want to get the final choice on
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 5: Who else has thoughts? Can we do?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 13: Can we do like David Cassidy? That's way too far
Speaker 13: back what you said way back now? I would say
Speaker 13: probably in the into the nineties, into the early nineties.
Speaker 5: Michael Bolton, which song do you want to do? By
Speaker 5: my lover? The best song that there ever was? Do it.
Speaker 4: I'll take the responsibility on this one for ones.
Speaker 2: Okay, you play Michael Bolton. I'm not a big fan,
Speaker 2: but this is not you know wait, it is the
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan Show. But you know what, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Let's go ahead and play Michael Bolton. It is, but
Speaker 2: I don't care. If that's what you guys want to do,
Speaker 2: Let's do this. When Boss Check will find out whether
Speaker 2: the boss is listening because is wait, it's wait a
Speaker 2: is what?
Speaker 5: She is my favorite because she's so inspiring. One O,
Speaker 5: one three.
Speaker 2: For the first time since the early nineties, here's Michael
Speaker 2: Bolton on kd WB