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Speaker 1: I'm delaying the start of this bit because I don't

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Speaker 1: like it. Oh what, it's the Friday Morning rap battle.

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Speaker 1: Haven't done it in a long time. Okay, so who

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Speaker 1: wants to go first? What are we doing? Topics? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I on topics, so yeah, I will pick one out.

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Speaker 1: Pick one out for me.

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Speaker 2: You're this is an Olympic themed topic. So okay, we'll

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Speaker 2: have figure skating. Let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: Come on, baby, yeah, uh huh.

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Speaker 1: On the ice, y'all looking nice, y'all do it twice,

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Speaker 1: y'all do it triples on the.

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Speaker 4: Ice, and do it your fit. You're skating. You're a

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Speaker 4: limpic champion. On Alyssa Loop. You got it, girl, you're

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Speaker 4: Alyssa Loop. You're on the ice for one.

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Speaker 5: Or two manuages in the short program.

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Speaker 1: Minutes in the.

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Speaker 4: Short program, the long program, but the long program for

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Speaker 4: five minutes, four five minutes, said four five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Alyssa Loop. We love you, dud, We love what you do, Alissa.

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Speaker 6: When Dave does the wraps and then he'll go he'll

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Speaker 6: be talking, talking, talking, talking, flow, flow.

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Speaker 1: Flow, and then he screams a little bit.

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, but it's also like you're watching on YouTube.

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Speaker 3: Live and Dave's hand motions. He does like two hands

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Speaker 3: together starting.

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Speaker 2: Then he starts pointing with one of them.

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Speaker 3: You are good whatever you said, but yeah, that's my favorite.

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Speaker 2: All right, good job, David.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, Olympic beams. I don't know about

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Speaker 1: sports next.

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Speaker 3: I just want to get it done with you. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I got gold medal?

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Speaker 2: Hit it, Dave?

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Speaker 3: Oh oh oh, you want that gold medal in your pedal?

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Speaker 2: When you feeddal with your metal? What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 2: Do do to get that gol and you you're gonna

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Speaker 2: go down the slopes. You're gonna hit those rope.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're gonna slap it, slap it, slap it, and

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Speaker 3: then you gonna gonna.

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Speaker 6: Hit the gold medal.

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love that hit it anytime we

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Speaker 1: do this. Jenny so excited. But it's funny because she

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Speaker 1: never makes any sense, never rhymes. Maybe that made completely

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Speaker 1: She's rhyming nonsense, isn't made up?

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Speaker 3: Well, if you were you know what, if you are,

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Speaker 3: you an Olympian, you don't know what a federal is.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome, all right, I'm probably happy, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: oh billy, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: This is probably the harder one.

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Speaker 1: Olympic village, Olympic village, all right, three two, one.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, get me on the plane, get me to Milan.

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Speaker 6: I want to hit Olympic village. I got my condoms

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Speaker 6: in my pocket. I got twenty seven condoms.

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Speaker 2: I'm kinda hit.

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Speaker 1: Up the village.

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Speaker 6: Cardboard beds all around the village.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you pretty lady, what should do it?

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Speaker 1: I got some condoms in my pocket.

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Speaker 2: Let's get to it.

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Speaker 6: Hey, you over there, I don't discriminate.

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Speaker 2: I'm into dudes too.

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Speaker 6: Hey, let's kiss.

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Speaker 1: A little Olympic village. We're all really, really fit.

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Speaker 6: We're athletes and we're gonna kiss. Yeah, let's kiss in

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Speaker 6: the Olympic village and write some fan fiction about it later.

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Speaker 5: Every Hey, yeah, oh yeah, that's all.

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Speaker 1: I know about the Olympics. That's all you need to know.

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Speaker 1: Hardboard beds, you got that, that's it?

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Speaker 2: All right? Here we go on. Bring it home.

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Speaker 1: I'm not looking forward to.

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Speaker 2: Please bring it home. Your topic is hockey.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let me think about it because he knows

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Speaker 1: nothing about it. I know nothing about nothing.

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Speaker 2: Do you want me to give you a different sport?

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Speaker 1: You give me a second option?

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Speaker 2: All right, alpine schime.

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Speaker 1: I'll go with hockey.

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Speaker 5: Okay, hockey, Come on, we doing hockey in the Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: Wow, we got hockey. It's not gonna win out a stout.

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Speaker 5: We got hockey, and you get that puck.

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Speaker 1: We got hockey. All the people in.

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Speaker 5: Olympics trying to okay because they're running out of condoms

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Speaker 5: and Olympic village, they don't know something.

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Speaker 1: Hockey, that's all I got.

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Speaker 5: Wow, hockey. You know you started out, really I did,

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Speaker 5: and then I couldn't think of anything to ryan condoms

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Speaker 5: with or or hockey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah again again, no no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Get one shot, one opportunity.

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Speaker 6: One shot, one opportunity.

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Speaker 5: I still think it was better than a federal fed

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Speaker 5: metal Okay, who wins?

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Speaker 2: Not a single one?

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Speaker 1: It was really good.

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Speaker 6: Move Yeah Texas in Texan five three nine two one?

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Speaker 1: Who wins? And why it was me?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Ball and because write fan fiction and cardboard beds, all right,