WEBVTT - Close Talker 

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<v Speaker 1>I want to start off with this and I want

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<v Speaker 1>to ask our listeners have they ever encountered a close talker?

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<v Speaker 2>And if so, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>And what I mean by this is, have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>encountered someone that was so in your personal space when

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<v Speaker 1>they're talking to you and they just got closer and

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<v Speaker 1>closer and closer to you to the point that literally

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<v Speaker 1>you could count the nosehars, like that's how how close

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<v Speaker 1>you are. I encountered this. I was out and it

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<v Speaker 1>was a husband and wife who are big fans of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. So shout out to them for being big

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<v Speaker 1>fans of the show. But it got to a point

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<v Speaker 1>where this husband was talking to me so closely I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to give an Amaras Saint Brown stiff arm to him,

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<v Speaker 1>like right to the face and like push him away.

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<v Speaker 1>I am telling you guys this and this is no joke.

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<v Speaker 1>He was close talking to me so much. Picture that

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<v Speaker 1>this is her.

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<v Speaker 2>I am do it. Okay, you're gonna go, Mike, are

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<v Speaker 2>you going to send it? Okay? Hey? So how you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>My gosh? I can literally smell your armpit, your yodorant,

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<v Speaker 2>your right arm. Hey, So what's going on? How's it

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<v Speaker 2>going Mojo, I really liked the show. Were You in Allow?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that when people do that to me,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes me so uncomfortable. I was actually at a restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I'm at the restaurant, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>this is actually kind of this is interesting. So at

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant and it was dinnerish time. Okay, so it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even there, and I asked him a question. This

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<v Speaker 1>is no joke. I said to him, my, go have

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican food today, and he goes, he goes, I had lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>I had Mexican for lunch. I could smell the chips

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<v Speaker 1>and salsa on this man's breath. No spit, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>kidding you. I could smell chips and salsa on the man.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how close talking he was.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was him, that would be my cue to

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<v Speaker 2>be like, okay, you're a little close to this. People

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<v Speaker 2>don't get him.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have a friend, Mojo, who is a very

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<v Speaker 1>close talker all the time, and he's also a spitter.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like Jeff of He is a very close

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<v Speaker 2>talker and I love him to absolute pieces, but he

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<v Speaker 2>gets real close and unfortunately for me, I'm five feet

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<v Speaker 2>even so I think people feel like they have to

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<v Speaker 2>like bend down and get down on my level to.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk to me, I to eye and it always results

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<v Speaker 1>in close talkers.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm seriously not one of those people gets offended by

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<v Speaker 1>how close you are to me, especially the ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this happened to me yesterday. Guys, I'm not into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with you. Know this happened to me yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to get a beer two Monday night football

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<v Speaker 3>games was on last night, dropped Joe off at his

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<v Speaker 3>mom has some time. I'm like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>just go home and watch the game. I want to

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<v Speaker 3>pop out. So got a beer and I think you

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<v Speaker 3>call them bar backs.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that like their name?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>By name alone, it just sound like they sweaty as hell.

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<v Speaker 3>That's if you can picture somebody. That was this guy

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<v Speaker 3>my beer sitting on the counter and he's talking to me,

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<v Speaker 3>but he's leaning over my beer, talking the whole time,

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<v Speaker 3>trying to engauge a conversation to the point I just

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<v Speaker 3>got to grab my beer.

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<v Speaker 1>He's sweating in your beer? Is that the do from

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<v Speaker 1>how cold it is or the sweat from this man?

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<v Speaker 1>The funniest is the wife of the guy that was

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<v Speaker 1>close talking me, the wife was trying.

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<v Speaker 2>To pull his arm, like pulling him away.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think the problem is when you drink you

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<v Speaker 1>close talk, you know what I mean, Like when you

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<v Speaker 1>get when when you're starting to feel like that buzz feeling,

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<v Speaker 1>you get that buzz feeling inside you. Then all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, next thing, you know, you become a little

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<v Speaker 1>touchy feely and things like that. You know, I've had

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<v Speaker 1>the rub your back guy too. The rub your back

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<v Speaker 1>guys are interesting where all of a sudden next thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're like getting full on freaking, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>finger massage exactly eight four four Mojo Live eight four

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<v Speaker 1>four six six' five six five four eight is our telephone.

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<v Speaker 2>Number the text is nine five five zero.

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<v Speaker 1>Zero if you've ever in your life had to encounter

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<v Speaker 1>close talker Or jeff saqua, us call us.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, jeff by the, way is a total close.

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<v Speaker 1>Talker the funny thing is now That jeff's hearing, is you,

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<v Speaker 1>know not as great as it used to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be he gets even closer and.

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<v Speaker 1>Closer and WHAT i like to do is go right

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<v Speaker 1>up to his air and go as he's got the

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<v Speaker 1>little hearing device there what's going, On? Jen how you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Good good early? Morning, YES i just wanted to call

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<v Speaker 4>in BECAUSE i have a brother in law who when he,

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<v Speaker 4>drinks he gets very excited about talking about, work and

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<v Speaker 4>he will back you into a. Corner he'll be standing

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<v Speaker 4>there and he'll have his little drink and he'll be

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<v Speaker 4>standing right over. You and sometimes you have to like

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<v Speaker 4>take your hand and just kind of push him back

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<v Speaker 4>where it's and be, Like, okay this is my personal.

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<v Speaker 1>Space whoa it's so this is your brother in. Law

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<v Speaker 1>now who is he married to your? Sister or what

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<v Speaker 1>is the?

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<v Speaker 4>Story, no So i'm Marrying i'm married to his.

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<v Speaker 2>Brother you're married to his. Brother do you talk to

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<v Speaker 2>his brother about? That? Like do you ever, say, hey

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<v Speaker 2>what's up with your brother in this whole? Thing?

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<v Speaker 4>No so he doesn't. Everyone he's just very excited. Guy

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<v Speaker 4>he gets very excited about his topic he's talking.

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<v Speaker 1>ABOUT i like to talk to family about, That LIKE

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<v Speaker 1>i like to IF i know that there's somebody that

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<v Speaker 1>is a close, talker you, know or a spinner in this,

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<v Speaker 1>CASE i like to ask their family, members.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you deal with? It you know WHAT i?

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<v Speaker 1>Mean because they're the ones that are having to deal

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<v Speaker 1>with it a little bit more than you are having

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with, it you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, so but that you got about one of THOSE covid.

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<v Speaker 2>Shields that's when they walk over, like hold, on let.

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<v Speaker 1>Me get my shield, first like a welder's helmet or

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<v Speaker 1>something like. That eight four Four Mojo live text nine

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<v Speaker 1>five five zero zero five eight six SAYS i can't

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<v Speaker 1>call right now BECAUSE i am currently in the same

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<v Speaker 1>office with the closed.

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<v Speaker 2>Talker you're a the office closed.

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<v Speaker 3>Talker my thing is, like if you're that person that

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<v Speaker 3>spits when you, talk you have to know, that, Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like that's not something that goes without. Notice you gotta

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<v Speaker 3>realize this stuff come at.

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<v Speaker 1>Them hold, on is this is this the dwight That

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<v Speaker 1>kevin always talks about?

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<v Speaker 5>Road it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is how you? Doing what's? Up? Buddy?

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<v Speaker 5>Mojo you were talking about? This you remember you went

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<v Speaker 5>to that one restaurant and the owner gave you a.

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<v Speaker 2>Full Back, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, yeah but, which by the, WAY i do have

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you they now have a drink named after me.

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<v Speaker 2>There, yeah did you know? That?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah the guy that was the guy that was given

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<v Speaker 1>full on back massages at twenty two, fifteen which is

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<v Speaker 1>over On Haggarty road And Pontiac trail in west Of.

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<v Speaker 1>Bloomfield the owner the time THAT i was sitting at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar just hanging, out started like giving me like

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<v Speaker 1>this back, massage and we talked about it on the,

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<v Speaker 1>radio and his daughter was smart enough because she's the

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<v Speaker 1>manager of the, place to say that we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have a drink, special and they posted it's on their

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<v Speaker 1>social and, Everything so look, Up. MOJO i think IT'S

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<v Speaker 1>i think it's the it's the it's the massage or.

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<v Speaker 2>SOMETHING i don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Know when it when it comes to close, talker one

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<v Speaker 5>of the THINGS i do IS i laugh kind of

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<v Speaker 5>absorbedly at.

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<v Speaker 2>A joke and move away while.

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<v Speaker 1>Laughing, Yeah, dwight you have a great, day.

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<v Speaker 2>Buddy what's Up? Lane, hi It's mojo in the morning

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<v Speaker 2>and what's going?

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<v Speaker 5>On, hey good, Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Mojoe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah the close.

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<v Speaker 5>TALKER i work over in a in a parts maker

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<v Speaker 5>over In Grand, rapids and the guy that works with,

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<v Speaker 5>me he gets so close his whiskers actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking does he have an excessively long beard or is

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<v Speaker 1>he that close to?

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<v Speaker 5>You?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no it's like five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 5>Stubble that's.

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<v Speaker 2>It he's trying to kiss.

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<v Speaker 5>You it's, like dude back.

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<v Speaker 2>Now kevin actually brought another.

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<v Speaker 5>Co worker asked, him did you need to kid underneath my?

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<v Speaker 2>Apron kevin brought up a great.

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<v Speaker 1>Point you might even have one there because of what

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<v Speaker 1>you guys do for a. Living but maybe you got

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<v Speaker 1>to get a welder's helmet or something like.

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<v Speaker 2>That when this guy's coming, there you'd be, Good, okay