Speaker 1: I want to start off with this and I want
Speaker 1: to ask our listeners have they ever encountered a close talker?
Speaker 2: And if so, what did you do?
Speaker 1: And what I mean by this is, have you ever
Speaker 1: encountered someone that was so in your personal space when
Speaker 1: they're talking to you and they just got closer and
Speaker 1: closer and closer to you to the point that literally
Speaker 1: you could count the nosehars, like that's how how close
Speaker 1: you are. I encountered this. I was out and it
Speaker 1: was a husband and wife who are big fans of
Speaker 1: the show. So shout out to them for being big
Speaker 1: fans of the show. But it got to a point
Speaker 1: where this husband was talking to me so closely I
Speaker 1: wanted to give an Amaras Saint Brown stiff arm to him,
Speaker 1: like right to the face and like push him away.
Speaker 1: I am telling you guys this and this is no joke.
Speaker 1: He was close talking to me so much. Picture that
Speaker 1: this is her.
Speaker 2: I am do it. Okay, you're gonna go, Mike, are
Speaker 2: you going to send it? Okay? Hey? So how you doing?
Speaker 2: My gosh? I can literally smell your armpit, your yodorant,
Speaker 2: your right arm. Hey, So what's going on? How's it
Speaker 2: going Mojo, I really liked the show. Were You in Allow?
Speaker 1: I don't like that when people do that to me,
Speaker 1: it makes me so uncomfortable. I was actually at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: and so I'm at the restaurant, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: this is actually kind of this is interesting. So at
Speaker 1: the restaurant and it was dinnerish time. Okay, so it
Speaker 1: wasn't even there, and I asked him a question. This
Speaker 1: is no joke. I said to him, my, go have
Speaker 1: Mexican food today, and he goes, he goes, I had lunch.
Speaker 1: I had Mexican for lunch. I could smell the chips
Speaker 1: and salsa on this man's breath. No spit, I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding you. I could smell chips and salsa on the man.
Speaker 1: That's how close talking he was.
Speaker 2: If I was him, that would be my cue to
Speaker 2: be like, okay, you're a little close to this. People
Speaker 2: don't get him.
Speaker 1: So you have a friend, Mojo, who is a very
Speaker 1: close talker all the time, and he's also a spitter.
Speaker 2: So it's like Jeff of He is a very close
Speaker 2: talker and I love him to absolute pieces, but he
Speaker 2: gets real close and unfortunately for me, I'm five feet
Speaker 2: even so I think people feel like they have to
Speaker 2: like bend down and get down on my level to.
Speaker 1: Talk to me, I to eye and it always results
Speaker 1: in close talkers.
Speaker 2: I am not.
Speaker 1: I'm seriously not one of those people gets offended by
Speaker 1: how close you are to me, especially the ladies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this happened to me yesterday. Guys, I'm not into it.
Speaker 2: I'm with you. Know this happened to me yesterday.
Speaker 3: I went to get a beer two Monday night football
Speaker 3: games was on last night, dropped Joe off at his
Speaker 3: mom has some time. I'm like, I don't want to
Speaker 3: just go home and watch the game. I want to
Speaker 3: pop out. So got a beer and I think you
Speaker 3: call them bar backs.
Speaker 2: Is that like their name?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: By name alone, it just sound like they sweaty as hell.
Speaker 3: That's if you can picture somebody. That was this guy
Speaker 3: my beer sitting on the counter and he's talking to me,
Speaker 3: but he's leaning over my beer, talking the whole time,
Speaker 3: trying to engauge a conversation to the point I just
Speaker 3: got to grab my beer.
Speaker 1: He's sweating in your beer? Is that the do from
Speaker 1: how cold it is or the sweat from this man?
Speaker 1: The funniest is the wife of the guy that was
Speaker 1: close talking me, the wife was trying.
Speaker 2: To pull his arm, like pulling him away.
Speaker 1: And I think the problem is when you drink you
Speaker 1: close talk, you know what I mean, Like when you
Speaker 1: get when when you're starting to feel like that buzz feeling,
Speaker 1: you get that buzz feeling inside you. Then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, next thing, you know, you become a little
Speaker 1: touchy feely and things like that. You know, I've had
Speaker 1: the rub your back guy too. The rub your back
Speaker 1: guys are interesting where all of a sudden next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, you're like getting full on freaking, you know,
Speaker 1: finger massage exactly eight four four Mojo Live eight four
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Speaker 2: Number the text is nine five five zero.
Speaker 1: Zero if you've ever in your life had to encounter
Speaker 1: close talker Or jeff saqua, us call us.
Speaker 2: Up, jeff by the, way is a total close.
Speaker 1: Talker the funny thing is now That jeff's hearing, is you,
Speaker 1: know not as great as it used to.
Speaker 2: Be he gets even closer and.
Speaker 1: Closer and WHAT i like to do is go right
Speaker 1: up to his air and go as he's got the
Speaker 1: little hearing device there what's going, On? Jen how you doing?
Speaker 4: Good good early? Morning, YES i just wanted to call
Speaker 4: in BECAUSE i have a brother in law who when he,
Speaker 4: drinks he gets very excited about talking about, work and
Speaker 4: he will back you into a. Corner he'll be standing
Speaker 4: there and he'll have his little drink and he'll be
Speaker 4: standing right over. You and sometimes you have to like
Speaker 4: take your hand and just kind of push him back
Speaker 4: where it's and be, Like, okay this is my personal.
Speaker 1: Space whoa it's so this is your brother in. Law
Speaker 1: now who is he married to your? Sister or what
Speaker 1: is the?
Speaker 4: Story, no So i'm Marrying i'm married to his.
Speaker 2: Brother you're married to his. Brother do you talk to
Speaker 2: his brother about? That? Like do you ever, say, hey
Speaker 2: what's up with your brother in this whole? Thing?
Speaker 4: No so he doesn't. Everyone he's just very excited. Guy
Speaker 4: he gets very excited about his topic he's talking.
Speaker 1: ABOUT i like to talk to family about, That LIKE
Speaker 1: i like to IF i know that there's somebody that
Speaker 1: is a close, talker you, know or a spinner in this,
Speaker 1: CASE i like to ask their family, members.
Speaker 2: How do you deal with? It you know WHAT i?
Speaker 1: Mean because they're the ones that are having to deal
Speaker 1: with it a little bit more than you are having
Speaker 1: to deal with, it you.
Speaker 2: Know, so but that you got about one of THOSE covid.
Speaker 2: Shields that's when they walk over, like hold, on let.
Speaker 1: Me get my shield, first like a welder's helmet or
Speaker 1: something like. That eight four Four Mojo live text nine
Speaker 1: five five zero zero five eight six SAYS i can't
Speaker 1: call right now BECAUSE i am currently in the same
Speaker 1: office with the closed.
Speaker 2: Talker you're a the office closed.
Speaker 3: Talker my thing is, like if you're that person that
Speaker 3: spits when you, talk you have to know, that, Right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like that's not something that goes without. Notice you gotta
Speaker 3: realize this stuff come at.
Speaker 1: Them hold, on is this is this the dwight That
Speaker 1: kevin always talks about?
Speaker 5: Road it?
Speaker 2: Is how you? Doing what's? Up? Buddy?
Speaker 5: Mojo you were talking about? This you remember you went
Speaker 5: to that one restaurant and the owner gave you a.
Speaker 2: Full Back, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Exactly, yeah but, which by the, WAY i do have
Speaker 1: to tell you they now have a drink named after me.
Speaker 2: There, yeah did you know? That?
Speaker 1: Yeah the guy that was the guy that was given
Speaker 1: full on back massages at twenty two, fifteen which is
Speaker 1: over On Haggarty road And Pontiac trail in west Of.
Speaker 1: Bloomfield the owner the time THAT i was sitting at
Speaker 1: the bar just hanging, out started like giving me like
Speaker 1: this back, massage and we talked about it on the,
Speaker 1: radio and his daughter was smart enough because she's the
Speaker 1: manager of the, place to say that we're going to
Speaker 1: have a drink, special and they posted it's on their
Speaker 1: social and, Everything so look, Up. MOJO i think IT'S
Speaker 1: i think it's the it's the it's the massage or.
Speaker 2: SOMETHING i don't.
Speaker 5: Know when it when it comes to close, talker one
Speaker 5: of the THINGS i do IS i laugh kind of
Speaker 5: absorbedly at.
Speaker 2: A joke and move away while.
Speaker 1: Laughing, Yeah, dwight you have a great, day.
Speaker 2: Buddy what's Up? Lane, hi It's mojo in the morning
Speaker 2: and what's going?
Speaker 5: On, hey good, Morning.
Speaker 4: Mojoe.
Speaker 2: Yeah the close.
Speaker 5: TALKER i work over in a in a parts maker
Speaker 5: over In Grand, rapids and the guy that works with,
Speaker 5: me he gets so close his whiskers actually.
Speaker 1: Talking does he have an excessively long beard or is
Speaker 1: he that close to?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 4: No, no it's like five o'clock.
Speaker 5: Stubble that's.
Speaker 2: It he's trying to kiss.
Speaker 5: You it's, like dude back.
Speaker 2: Now kevin actually brought another.
Speaker 5: Co worker asked, him did you need to kid underneath my?
Speaker 2: Apron kevin brought up a great.
Speaker 1: Point you might even have one there because of what
Speaker 1: you guys do for a. Living but maybe you got
Speaker 1: to get a welder's helmet or something like.
Speaker 2: That when this guy's coming, there you'd be, Good, okay