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Speaker 4: Well, hello, good afternoon, greetings, Welcome, welcome, welcome, thanks for

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Speaker 4: being here. My name is Alan Cox. Welcome.

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Speaker 2: Say how to Rob?

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Speaker 4: Anthony? What's up?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 4: He's right over there. Jess is back in studio. G

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Speaker 4: Hi hi, if you'd like to join us, we would

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Speaker 4: love to have you.

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Speaker 4: The hell is that? Anthony? What's up? What am I hearing?

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Speaker 2: Jess is back in the studio?

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Speaker 4: G it sounds like hi show is yeah, I love

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Speaker 4: to have you. Is it? It's coming through uh studio.

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Speaker 4: G Oh, she's just shut the Uh. You've probably got

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Speaker 5: You see.

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Speaker 4: These are all the little things every day here. And

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Speaker 4: I heard Cleveland. It is a different way of troubleshooting, right. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 4: look around man. The mess to to my right here

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Speaker 4: at that. Yeah, they're doing some well. We had an

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Speaker 4: we had engineers in here, in and out of this room.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm working here for hours once the Mark

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Speaker 4: and so I'm in here and sconcedin my little comedy coffin,

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Speaker 4: and all last week we had engineers in and out

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Speaker 4: and for whatever reason, we're in here half the time,

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Speaker 4: Like when your grandmother tries to figure out how the

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Speaker 4: roku works. Right, Like in the nineteen forties they could

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's all software based and things aren't hard

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Speaker 4: It's different, very very different. I left to have a

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Speaker 4: well you have a clock on your phone. There's clocks

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Speaker 4: time every year rob for people who do pay attention

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Speaker 4: to these things, or all of people's streaming services will

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Speaker 4: give them year end recaps. And we have a lot

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Speaker 4: of very dedicated listeners to this program who are nice

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Speaker 4: spend consuming this crap. Rock Our crap that we uh sweat,

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Speaker 4: an attachment from Sean in an email. He is one

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Speaker 4: of the top three percent of viewers of our YouTube channel.

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Speaker 4: You know you to everybody sends recaps the Alancock Show.

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Speaker 4: and listening. Christina, the iHeart app does a year end rewind.

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Speaker 4: I think a lot of people most closely associated with Spotify, which,

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Speaker 4: Nice nine, you're listening to ages sixty eight. See what

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Speaker 4: hell is this what iHeart does a rewind on their

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Speaker 4: Thank you for making us station the most listened to

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Speaker 4: So thank you. But I've had a lot of people

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Speaker 4: Does this show you what Spotifi?

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Speaker 4: number two The Wiggles, Hey, don't ask to chug a

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Speaker 4: you hear a little bit Jimmy Bohorn. Right, it's impossible

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Speaker 4: It's impossible to be mad when this song is on.

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Speaker 4: But you know what, Rob, somehow, I bet we'll find

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Speaker 4: She's a few years older than me, and I was

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Speaker 4: interning for a morning show there and she was our

435
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Speaker 4: traffic girl and she just stuck around and worked her

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Speaker 4: way up and she's been a morning news anchor there

437
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Speaker 4: for twenty five years. And she couldn't be nicer. It's

438
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Speaker 4: a lovely woman. But yeah, she ends up that show

439
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 4: ends up going viral a lot because they just do

440
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Speaker 4: like bits and stuff.

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Speaker 6: Yeah you know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, is that the Jim Carrey movie where he rides

443
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Speaker 4: the segue around the mall? No, I think he's thinking

444
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Speaker 4: of all Blurt and mall cup Alan me, myself and

445
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Speaker 4: Irene has some steely Dan covers. I know, I remember that.

446
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Speaker 4: I do remember that. I think that was like a

447
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Speaker 4: little bit before I kind of started getting into seely

448
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Speaker 4: Dan came to them late. But you know, so the tits,

449
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 4: then what the other towns Stonington, Maine. This probably lodged

450
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,360
Speaker 4: the country up there. Yeah, Rocky coastlines, it's up there.

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Speaker 4: It says it's a bustling harbor.

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Speaker 11: It is.

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Speaker 4: Crockett Cove Woods. And I'll owe hote cold Spring in

454
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Speaker 4: New York right it there on the Hudson, New York

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Speaker 4: and New Jersey feels weird for a great list. Call

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Speaker 4: it New England. Yeah, yeah, Northeast. I'm sorry. Yeah, but

457
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 4: again I opened this particular. You know, sometimes I'll get

458
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Speaker 4: these emails and I'll kind of see the log line.

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Speaker 4: I go, no, there's nothing there. But I read it

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Speaker 4: as seven of the pettiest towns, not prettiest towns. I oh,

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Speaker 4: I gotta find out. And there is a lot of

462
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Speaker 4: petty in those towns. Manchester very petty. Uh, Little Compton,

463
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Speaker 4: Rhode Island was not the worst. Barrington's the worst. I

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Speaker 4: will say Barrington, Illinois is the worst too. It's a

465
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Speaker 4: hoity toity suburbs. Oh my god, Barrington, Rhode Island, it is.

466
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Speaker 4: It's the old money of the state. Yeah, so it's

467
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Speaker 4: it's that in the town that I lived in, East Greenwich,

468
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Speaker 4: or the one and two money towns in that state,

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Speaker 4: and they fight over who has the best schools and

470
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Speaker 4: blah blah blah blah. Barrington, Illinois is so hoity. That

471
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 4: was the first suburb in Chicago to get a Heinans.

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Speaker 4: Oh was it? Oh yeah, they looked around and they go,

473
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Speaker 4: oh my god, it's a sea of white. So heine

474
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Speaker 4: is not just a state thing.

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Speaker 11: It's not.

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Speaker 4: Well, it is a local thing. But then I think

477
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Speaker 4: they started to branch out, but they had to go

478
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Speaker 4: into really affluent communities. So there are two or three

479
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Speaker 4: of them outside Chicago, but they're in very affluent communities. Yeah,

480
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Speaker 4: which is where they belong. I mean, I love Heinens,

481
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 4: but I mean I live in Bay Village, you know

482
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Speaker 4: what I mean. So it's the one in Strongsville. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Shades of difference. Really me myself and I REAMA was

484
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Speaker 4: one of my favorite movies growing up because I thought

485
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Speaker 4: it was funny. Now that I'm older and I'm usually

486
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 4: one bad day away from having a meltdown. This person says,

487
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 4: it's still one of my favorite movies because I connect

488
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Speaker 4: to it so many levels. Crack. One of these days, Alan,

489
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Speaker 4: it's time for me to ask you yet again, to

490
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Speaker 4: give the movie Year one another. Try No, that movie sucked. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: First of all, I don't like Michael Sarah anything other

492
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Speaker 4: than arrested Development. I will have Well, I like Scott Pilgrim. Pilgrim,

493
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Speaker 4: I will avoid it. If he's in it. What's it

494
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Speaker 4: called Year one? Year one? He's gonna try it? And

495
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 4: Jack Blacker cave men. I think I started it. I

496
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 4: remember watching about ten minutes of it and thinking it

497
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 4: was terrible. But if this guy's saying he asks all

498
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Speaker 4: the time, maybe there's a reason, so I will try it.

499
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 4: I will watch it. I nothing bums me out more

500
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 4: than a movie that looks hilarious and you watch it,

501
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 4: you go, god, damn, this could There was a movie

502
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 4: years ago called The Little Hours. Did you ever watch

503
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Speaker 4: that where Aubrey Plaza is a nun? I don't think so,

504
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,479
Speaker 4: but they talk like modern day, like there are nuns

505
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 4: in this cloister. Alison Bree was in it, and I'm like,

506
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Speaker 4: oh my god, this is gonna be funny.

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Speaker 6: It was awful.

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Speaker 4: No, I never saw that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Year one has a fourteen percent score on Rotten Tomato.

511
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, I think you might be in

512
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Speaker 4: the minority. Good good text me. Yeah, I don't ever

513
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Speaker 4: really look at the Rotten Tomatoes, but I take your point,

514
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, Alan, I love the movie Me myself

515
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 4: and Irene because it's the first movie that I got

516
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 4: car Oral in Choral, he got drive in Dome right there,

517
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 4: Me myself and Irene. Oh boy, all right, Well that's

518
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 4: maybe that's why I don't like it, Rob, because I

519
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 4: went on a date and I was promised hand stuff

520
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 4: and it didn't happen. You get promised hand stuff, well

521
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 4: back then, you know you promised hands. Well, you were

522
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 4: getting promised hands stuff this particular instance. I was, Yeah,

523
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 4: I could see that. At seventeen, someone's like, hey, come on,

524
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 4: take me to the movies. I'll give you a Well

525
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 4: I was still married. We'll do the popcorn trick.

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Speaker 6: Yes, but.

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Speaker 4: Twenty nine hands uh? Alan, please tell Rob thank you.

528
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 4: Frankenstein was amazing. I loved it. Frankenstein it's pronounced Frankenstein. Yes, No,

529
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 4: I haven't watched it. I've had so many people light

530
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 4: me up for my my take on that that movie sucked.

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00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 4: It's so good, damn by good for you. So it's

532
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 4: nice to hear one person finally say thank you. Well,

533
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 4: they're probably not alone. I mean, it's like the most

534
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 4: streamed movie over there on Netflix right now, So even

535
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 4: if people are watching it out of curiosity, it's not

536
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 4: like all of.

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Speaker 2: Them are walking away angry, you.

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00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 4: Know, just the ones that reach out to me and

539
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 4: tell me I'm an idiot. Yeah, Alan, I know you

540
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 4: don't like Michael Sarah, But did you like super Bad?

541
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Speaker 4: I did not, because I also don't like Jonah Hill,

542
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 4: so that was kind of a I liked Bill Hayter

543
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 4: and the other guys and as the cops early I'm

544
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 4: a stone. But now I didn't care for super Bad.

545
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 4: I thought it was really overrated. The whole Miclovin thing

546
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 4: is like enough, it was overrated, but it was a

547
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Speaker 4: funny movie. No, I get it. I mean I'm in

548
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 4: the minority on that one too, because that's considered like

549
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 4: a like a modern day classic of sorts. Was super Bad?

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't put it as a class No, Like I

552
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 4: think when you start talking about of that time, those

553
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 4: movies something about Mary, I know that was a little

554
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 4: bit earlier. But then you get into like step Brothers

555
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 4: and Old School and things like that, and I think

556
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 4: those are on a different level than anything else. Also,

557
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 4: the thing is just generational, like super Bad is like

558
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 4: a millennial comedy. Right, oh seven? Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Is it that late?

560
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It's okay, all right, all right, it's fine, it's fine.

562
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 4: But I don't think Michael Sarah or Jonah Hill or

563
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Speaker 4: f I don't like. I don't care for them. What

564
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 4: about The Hangover? Did you like The Hangover? I like

565
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 4: the first one? Yeah? Did you like it out of

566
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 4: the gate?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 4: I was late to the party the first time I

569
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 4: saw it, like it had been out for months. Like

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Speaker 4: Old School is not a movie that I think is

571
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 4: particularly funny, Okay, but I know people love that movie,

572
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 4: and I understand it. That's why these those like broad

573
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 4: comedies like some of them, I love and and some

574
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Speaker 4: of them. Did you like step Brothers? I like Step

575
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Speaker 4: Brothers a lot, But again, for me, it's not a

576
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Speaker 4: movie that requires repeated viewings because they're so overbearing. By

577
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 4: the end of that movie, I'm fully identifying with the dad,

578
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Speaker 4: you know, I think that's them, Like, all right, but

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Speaker 4: these dudes up, I don't give Oh.

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Speaker 6: My god, The Allen Cox Show.

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Speaker 19: On one hundred seven.

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Speaker 4: One seven WMMS.

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Speaker 20: Cleveland phone operators are standing by with their thumbs up

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Speaker 20: their asses waiting for you to call.

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Speaker 21: So cool, call the Alan Cox Show two one six

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Speaker 21: five seven eight one double oh seven or one eight

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Speaker 21: hundred three four eight one double oh seven.

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Speaker 4: Three five one two. If you want to send me

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Speaker 4: a text Alancoxshow dot com, email me there if you

590
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Speaker 4: like Alan Alancoxshow dot com. I've sent out a bunch

591
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Speaker 4: of another big batch of Alan Cox Show stickers to

592
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Speaker 4: people if you need those. I heard from Jeff, who

593
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 4: used to be a bureau chief in Columbus, but he is,

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00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 4: by his words, unfortunately now back in Northeast Ohio. But

595
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 4: he said the show makes it bearable to live here.

596
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Speaker 4: Rob clearly he's a much bigger fan of being in Columbus.

597
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Speaker 4: But anyway, I sent him some stickers, so I'm always

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Speaker 4: happy to send them out. When we were in Chicago

599
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Speaker 4: this past weekend for Thanksgiving, I took both of my

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Speaker 4: daughters to the Balloon Museum, which I thought was going

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Speaker 4: to be more of like a kid's thing. You know,

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Speaker 4: my older daughter was just kind of coming for a

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Speaker 4: larf because it was literally a few blocks away from

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Speaker 4: my son's apartment. He's like, you drop me off, I'll

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Speaker 4: get cleaned up because we were having dinner that night,

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Speaker 4: and I said, well, let me buy some tickets for

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Speaker 4: this thing called the Balloon Museum. And it was this massive,

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Speaker 4: massive exhibit space in the Logan Square neighborhood. And I

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Speaker 4: thought that it was, like I said, I thought it

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Speaker 4: was going to be more like a hid thing, but

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00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 4: then the tickets were like fifty bucks of pops. I'm like, well,

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Speaker 4: hopefully it's more than that, and it turned out to

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Speaker 4: be this. I posted one photo of it while I

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00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 4: was gone, and some people had commented on it. It

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00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 4: turned out to be like this massive art installation from

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Speaker 4: a variety of artists and a variety of media, but

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Speaker 4: all kind of balloon or inflatable based. So it was

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Speaker 4: actually really really cool, and I have to think that

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Speaker 4: this is one of those things that travels. I mean,

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00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 4: it's in Chicago through the end of April, but there's

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Speaker 4: this one giant room that's a pool and they ask

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Speaker 4: everybody to walk all the way in. It can accommodate

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Speaker 4: about one hundred and fifty people, and they ask everybody

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Speaker 4: to walk all the way around the perimeter and stand

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Speaker 4: there until they get to one hundred and fifty people.

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Speaker 4: And there's a pool that is full of two million

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00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 4: plastic balls, so it's basically like a giant ball pit,

628
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 4: but it has all these weird lights and everything, and

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Speaker 4: every giant room is different, and there's an easel when

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Speaker 4: you walk in that has information on the artist and

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Speaker 4: what their thoughts were and what the point of this

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Speaker 4: art is supposed to be. It was actually pretty cool,

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Speaker 4: but I just felt terrible for some of the people

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Speaker 4: working there because there's one room where all of the

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Speaker 4: walls are white and it's a giant clear balloon, like

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Speaker 4: a thin beach ball, right, but it has these protuberances

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Speaker 4: all around. It looks like Sputnik. Remember back in the

638
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Speaker 4: day the Russian satellites, they had what looked like spikes

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Speaker 4: all around it. And it turns out that these protuberances,

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Speaker 4: and the reason that the walls are white but they're

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00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 4: kind of gray in areas too, is that there it's

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Speaker 4: covered in or encircled in giant charcoal markers. And so

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00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 4: when kids are pushing these balloons around and people are

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Speaker 4: doing it. It's kind of making marks on the wall.

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Speaker 4: But this poor girl that was assigned to this room

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Speaker 4: just constantly repeating asking people to not please don't touch

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Speaker 4: the charcoal, Please don't push the thing, Please don't pull

649
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Speaker 4: on this, please don't. And as the entire time I'm

650
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 4: walking through this, I'm like, Jesus, any somebody could walk

651
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 4: in here and decimate this place with a knitting needle

652
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 4: because the whole thing is based on it's super super cool,

653
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 4: but it's completely based on a variety of inflatables. That's

654
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,959
Speaker 4: probably why the price tag's fifty bucks to get in Jesus,

655
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, boy, you know, yeah, keeping the

656
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 4: riff raf out. Yeah. And then of course on your

657
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,879
Speaker 4: way out, they walk you through the gift shop. Right,

658
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 4: that's what it is. They sell balloons, No, they sell

659
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 4: everything else. They sell like balloon kits, and one of

660
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 4: them is like X rated. It was like had the

661
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 4: F word all over it. Just want a balloons? Yeah,

662
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 4: well balloon remember my day? And I can't get a balloon.

663
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 4: They got like hoodies, a lot of clothing merch and

664
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Speaker 4: things like that, and you know, but it is cool.

665
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 4: It's there through April. If you find yourself in Chicago, Illinois,

666
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 4: it might be worth checking out because when we go somewhere,

667
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 4: it's like, you know, there's a lot of time spent

668
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 4: with my family, and I'm always looking for something that

669
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 4: my nine year old might really like. Right, she loved it. Yeah,

670
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 4: it's called Emotion Air. It's at this place called the

671
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 4: Field Studios, and it's just this massive, massive, uh, just

672
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 4: like this huge art venue. And through April they have

673
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 4: the Balloon Museum thing. Hey Mike, Hello, Rob, it's Alan

674
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Speaker 4: n Rob. What's going on? What's up, young Frankenstein?

675
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 2: Is it Frankenstein or Frankenstein.

676
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 4: Franke Frankenstein.

677
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: Yes, And well is it Igor or I Gore?

678
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 4: Well, i'd say Dealers, So I say I gore.

679
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Speaker 11: Very good.

680
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 22: That was probably one of the best comedies I've ever seen.

681
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 4: Agreed, Yeah, no way, it's a melastic would never be

682
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 4: produced at this time of day. Well, the Crazy Thing

683
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 4: is unbelievably mel Brooks is the only one still alive

684
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 4: from that production. Peter Boyle's dead, Gene Wilder's dead, Terry

685
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 4: Garr's gone, Marty Feldman's gone, Madeline Cohn has passed. What's crazy?

686
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 11: I mean?

687
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 4: Mel Brooks is the oldest guy in the group. He's

688
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 4: stile lot, Yes he is.

689
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Speaker 11: He's ninety ninety three.

690
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 4: He's ninety nine, ninety nine. He'll he'll be yes, he

691
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 4: will be one summer.

692
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Speaker 2: And then you had the brain abby, yes, abby.

693
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 6: Normal, yes, normally? Yes, thank you man.

694
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Speaker 23: Now that brain that you gave me, was it Hans

695
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 23: Bell Brooks?

696
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 6: No? Good?

697
00:36:59,360 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 5: Uh?

698
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Speaker 23: Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

699
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 23: And you won't be angry?

700
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 2: I will not be angry.

701
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 4: Ib be someone abby?

702
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 6: Someone abby?

703
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 4: Who?

704
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 2: Abby?

705
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 4: Normal?

706
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 6: Abby?

707
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 4: Normal? I'm almost sure that was the name.

708
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 23: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into

709
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 23: a seven and a half foot long, fifty.

710
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Speaker 6: Four inch wide.

711
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Speaker 5: Why what your ny?

712
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 6: So good?

713
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 4: Nobody else worked up like Jane Wilder. He's so happy

714
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 4: Because I was clicking around and Charlie and the Chocolate

715
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 4: Factory was on, and I was thinking it was Willie

716
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 4: Wonka with Gene Wilder, but it was the Johnny Depp

717
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 4: Because even as I'm turning it on, I go, no,

718
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 4: that's not what it was called. Charlie and Chocolate Factory

719
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 4: and I go, oh no, it was a Johnny Depp one,

720
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 4: which I had never seen and also didn't realize how

721
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 4: old that movie is. That movie's fifteen years old now, yeah,

722
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,760
Speaker 4: and I had no interest in watching it because Johnny

723
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 4: Depp is doing this weird buck two thing or you

724
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 4: know whatever it is. He had his own take on

725
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 4: the character. They just redid it again, oh right, with

726
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 4: Timothy schallomeeah right, well, they didn't redo it. It was

727
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 4: like a different movie but still the same, a reimagining

728
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 4: rob uh huh uh huh.

729
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Speaker 16: You see Allen Lonzo Ball does play basketball as well as.

730
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Speaker 13: He raps, because he wraps like ass.

731
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Speaker 4: That guy couldn't hit the broad side of a barn

732
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 4: last night.

733
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with these goddamn.

734
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 4: Cavaliers, but it's pissing me off.

735
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 13: Okay, that's enough, my blood rushers up hate the show,

736
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 13: all right?

737
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Speaker 4: Was Rich from Northfield in the tub. I don't know

738
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 4: what was going on. I certainly hope so yeah, water draining,

739
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 4: something was happening there. The four million scrub rap openers

740
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 4: they had before the Kevin Gate show, one of them

741
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 4: was h Lonzo Ball and his brother. I think they're

742
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 4: called g Loo or something, and they were out there

743
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 4: spitting bars. But I guess it's I guess it's he's

744
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 4: got a huge song, so I shouldn't say scrub where

745
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 4: he's concerned. But I was like, let's get it. Come on, man,

746
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 4: everybody's entitled the Bad Games. Lonzo Ball is a hell

747
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 4: of a basketball.

748
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Speaker 11: Is he?

749
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 4: I just don't pay attention to him. I just you know,

750
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 4: I know early on he was completely overshadowed by his

751
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 4: dad trying to secure the bag, so I couldn't Yeah, right,

752
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 4: but I wasn't sure if he was the real dealer

753
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 4: or not. I don't pay that close attention to think

754
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:56,240
Speaker 4: anybody who makes it to the NBA is significantly better

755
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 4: than anybody that you've ever seen play. Understood, But that's

756
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 4: the thing. But but can you stay in the NBA?

757
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 4: I mean absolutely, yeah, I totally see your point. I mean,

758
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 4: because people were talking about Bronnie James, right, but that's different.

759
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 4: Well well, I mean it's different in the sense because

760
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 4: Brownie's a little bit on the NEPO side of things, right,

761
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 4: Like that's the only reason he played for the Lakers.

762
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 4: He would have never played for the Lakers. Allen where

763
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 4: the tickets to the Balloon Museum fifty dollars because of inflation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't hate it.

765
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 4: No, I don't hate it if you listen to us

766
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 4: on the iHeartRadio app from out of state, though, I

767
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 4: like to know where people are, a handful of new

768
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 4: bureau chiefs have checked into the program. Chris is a

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00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 4: new resident of Arlington Heights, Illinois, that is suburban Chicago.

770
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 4: Matt is in DC wild Willie Rob listens to the

771
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,439
Speaker 4: show in Windsor, Colorado. Jackie is in Salt Lake City,

772
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 4: and Brendan is in Sparks, Nevada. Leave us messages if

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Speaker 4: you like.

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Speaker 24: Hey, Ellen Robes, you were talking about stone Tuble Pilots

775
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 24: yesterday and you said that one of your favorite radio

776
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 24: moments of all time was with Scott Wiland.

777
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 4: I was wondering what that was.

778
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 6: I believe you may have discussed it before, but I

779
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 6: just do not remember. Please indulge me.

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00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 4: I've talked about it before. When I was on in Pittsburgh,

781
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 4: we used to do a festival every remember radio stations

782
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 4: used to do festivals. Rob we did Buzzard Fest a

783
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 4: couple summers ago, yep, and that was kind of a

784
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 4: revival of that. But when I was on in Pittsburgh,

785
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 4: we did something called Xfest. Every year it was out

786
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 4: at the Shed the Starlight Amphitheater like Blossom, and the

787
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 4: second year, well, I guess the second year I was

788
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 4: there was two thousand and Stone Temple Pilots were our headliner,

789
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 4: and I was going to be bringing them out. And

790
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 4: the beauty of these festivals back in the day was

791
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 4: you'd have a handful of big bands, but then you'd

792
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 4: have a bunch of baby bands on the sides stages

793
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 4: like you'd had, you know. So that year it was

794
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 4: Stone Temple Pilots, Stained who were still I think on

795
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 4: a side stage ever Clear, cotton Mouth Kings. Remember Dynamite

796
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 4: Hack Oh yeah, right, your favorite style of music is

797
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 4: they did this like redoing the hip hop, stuffy country styler. Yeah,

798
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 4: some blue grass whitning and bluegrass. It was just them

799
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Speaker 4: going woke up quick, okay, Cypress Hill.

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Speaker 16: Was there.

801
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 4: A band called eight Stops seven? Remember them? No eight Stop?

802
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 4: They had like one hit, you know radio stations. Would

803
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 4: they get some paper spins? And anyway, Stone Temple Pilots

804
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 4: were our headliner, and so they obviously went on dead

805
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 4: last by this time, by the way, there was a

806
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 4: lot of nervousness because up there on the hill at Starlak,

807
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 4: people had started to set the lawn chairs on fire.

808
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 4: You could rent lawn chairs back then. They stopped doing

809
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 4: it after this year's ex Fest because the entire lawn

810
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 4: was up there on fire. Now I get out there

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00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 4: and you know me, I'm just playing with the crowd,

812
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 4: and so I'm making some you know, snide comments or

813
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 4: something like that. They wanted me to get up there

814
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 4: and chastise everybody for doing that, and I wasn't gonna

815
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 4: do that because I'm like, me, giving these guys a

816
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 4: hard time isn't going to put the fire out.

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00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 6: Nope.

818
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 2: So I made some.

819
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Speaker 6: Joke.

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Speaker 4: And normally, when you're gonna bring the headliner out, when

821
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 4: you're doing stage announcements, it can be frustrating for us

822
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 4: because it can be very anticlimactic. You get out there

823
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 4: and you and the crowd is in a frenzy and

824
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 4: you want to keep that momentum going. And a lot

825
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 4: of times what happens is, because bands have their own

826
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 4: intros and things, is you just tell them.

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Speaker 2: Hey, they're going to be out in a minute.

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00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,760
Speaker 4: You know, Hey, everybody ready, ready for some double pilots.

829
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Speaker 2: Nothing out in the second.

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00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 4: You know one of those. It wasn't like that at all. Boys,

831
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 4: some tuble pilots came right so I'm getting everybody all

832
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 4: worked up. And these were so festival. So there's like

833
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 4: twenty six thousand people there and getting everybody worked up.

834
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 4: And they told me they said they're gonna come out,

835
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 4: and I was like, okay, and I thought maybe I

836
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 4: would announce them and they would walk out and start playing.

837
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 4: I you know the other golden rules, don't touch the

838
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 4: mic stand. Yeah, so I didn't touch the mic stand.

839
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 4: I get this huge build up to Stone Temple pilots,

840
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 4: and as soon as I turn around, Scott Wiland is

841
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 4: like running toward me. He's got bullhorn in one hand,

842
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 4: he's got his shirt off, he's running toward me. We

843
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 4: high five. I go off stage. He grabs the mic

844
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 4: and they go right in a cracker man. Oh my god,

845
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh my god. It just could not

846
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 4: The timing was perfect, kind of accidentally, because if I

847
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 4: had turned around a minute sooner or later, it wouldn't

848
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 4: have worked. But it was nothing. I coordinated with him.

849
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Speaker 4: Had you already seen the other dudes on stage, like,

850
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 4: were they already on or did they all kind of

851
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 4: come out at the same time. They must have been

852
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,280
Speaker 4: coming out, why you were talk Yeah, because they started

853
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 4: playing as he was, you know, yeah, they launched right

854
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 4: into cracker Man. I was like, that was unops, unbelievable.

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00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 4: It was so good, the kind of stuff I love. Man, Yes, yeah,

856
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 4: it's great. So uh yeah, yeah, that was a good time.

857
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 4: And by the way, people are like, Alan, uh, you

858
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 4: guys were talking about sun Dimple Pilots. Do you remember,

859
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 4: because yesterday was the tenth anniversary of Scott Wiland's death,

860
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 4: and for whatever reason, I always think that he died

861
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 4: way before twenty fifteen. But he put out a Christmas album.

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00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 4: You remember that the Scott Wiland the Happiest time of

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00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 4: the year. Is that what it was called? The happiest

864
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 4: time of the year. He put out an album of

865
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 4: standards because he was like I just like that music

866
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 4: growing up and I wanted to see if I could

867
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 4: sing it. Yeah, what's his asses trying to do that

868
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 4: right now? From Creed uh tremaney Oh? Is he he's doing?

869
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 11: Yeah?

870
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 4: I think I sent it to you. He's doing like

871
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 4: an album with standards except he can't sing all that well.

872
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 4: The scott Wiland Christmas Christmas it was called like the

873
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 4: it was called the most Wonderful Time of the Year,

874
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 4: and it was all he was singing, like Bing Crosby,

875
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 4: It's the most wonderful time of the year. This is

876
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 4: twenty eleven. It remastered a few years ago, but I

877
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 4: think it was twenty eleven.

878
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 19: It's the most wonderful time.

879
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,879
Speaker 4: By the way, there's not a wink in this right,

880
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 4: this is not tongue in cheek. He's like, oh, he

881
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 4: did videos for it where it is like he looked

882
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 4: like Bing Crosby, wonderful. It's how about that. I forgot

883
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 4: all about that album. I think when you've done it

884
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 4: all man, when you've been a rock star for as

885
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 4: long as he had done the things he did and

886
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 4: was still alive, and he wants to make a Christmas

887
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 4: album green lighted make it, yeah, but in direct interest

888
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 4: to a lot of people who kind of play around

889
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 4: with it or it's very tongue in cheek. He was like, no,

890
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 4: I really like these songs and I want to know

891
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 4: if I can perform them the way that they did,

892
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 4: you know. So it was kind of more of a

893
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 4: creative exercise for him. I guess have yourself a merry

894
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 4: little Christmas? Why doesn't why don't they play these when

895
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 4: they do Christmas formats? Because it's too similar? Is it

896
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 4: too similar? Is that why? And no one's gonna care

897
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 4: about Scott Whitland. I don't know Cleveland's Christmas station next year, well,

898
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 4: because I think you know, Christmas stations. They can't really

899
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 4: subsist on just bing Crosby anymore. I mean, you know,

900
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 4: I saw I'm like, any opportunity to maybe hip it

901
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 4: up a little bit they might take. But but you're

902
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 4: probably right. People would be like, who the hell is

903
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 4: the Scott Island? Hey, nick yo, what's going on?

904
00:47:59,120 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 6: What's going on? Man?

905
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 22: Have you heard the Seth McFarlane Christmas album?

906
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,240
Speaker 4: It's phenomenal, it is good. Well, that's another guy who

907
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 4: really truly loves you know. I don't know if he

908
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 4: still does, but for a long time he had an

909
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 4: orchestra for Family Guy episodes. He had an orchestra play

910
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 4: the music for those episodes. He'd pay for the orchestra.

911
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 4: I did not know that. He's like, I just like

912
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,439
Speaker 4: that whole thing. And yeah, so that's another guy who

913
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 4: it was not tongue in cheek boy. He liked the

914
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 4: Seth MacFarlane Christmas.

915
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 22: I love the effort that he puts into that kind

916
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 22: of stuff, that he actually appreciates live music and live orchestral.

917
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 4: You know, he's just a calendar guy.

918
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 6: I'm with you.

919
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 4: It's him and that girl Liz Gillies, that actress who

920
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 4: used to be on Disney Channel and then she was.

921
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 22: They're funny too together, like the way they banter back

922
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 22: and forth, like the whole Dang album is fan fa fantastic.

923
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 4: Whole dang album. All right, thank you, Nick, I appreciate it.

924
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 4: A guy named Nick, all.

925
00:48:54,880 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 20: Right, this always sounds like the same guy Frosty, the

926
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 20: snow name Johnny Happy.

927
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 4: He does and a button some two eyes made out

928
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 4: of cold even when he's putting. Now you can tell

929
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 4: it's him.

930
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 2: It sounds like, uh, it sounds like.

931
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 4: Right, or it sounds like Quagmire doing Yeah giggedy Christmas

932
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 4: Christmas tree Yeah, Seth McFarland good. I think they did

933
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 4: drop a previously unreleased Scott Wiland's song, an unreleased solo

934
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 4: track that I think his kid put on YouTube. Uh,

935
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 4: they dropped it for Black Friday. Too for record store Day.

936
00:49:54,560 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 5: They don't know, thank you.

937
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 4: I mean, he really did have a good voice, you know,

938
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 4: he just had a genuinely good voice. You know, early

939
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 4: on it was like I am, I am. There was

940
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 4: a lot of heavy lifting for him to do, but

941
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 4: I mean down the road. Yeah, he was legit, but

942
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 4: I already was. I always think that he's been dead

943
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 4: longer than ten years, but it was ten years yesterday

944
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 4: the Allen.

945
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 19: Carr Show on one hundred sevens the car Show.

946
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 4: Here's a piece of strong cheese keys has a.

947
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 6: Sound probably all of its own.

948
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 21: On one hundred point seven WMMS.

949
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 4: Cavaliers lose last night to the Portland Trailblazers. I don't

950
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 4: know who saw that coming, but there it is.

951
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 6: One ten.

952
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 4: The final cans off to but staying home through the

953
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 4: week they will play the San Antonio Spurs, who are

954
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 4: a good team. Tomorrow night, seven thirty seven o'clock is

955
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 4: your pregame coverage here on MMS. And I mean I

956
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 4: heard a running a out You could listen there. The

957
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 4: guys in Metallica, James Headfield in particular, he was profiled

958
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 4: on There's a show called CBS Sunday Morning. If you're

959
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 4: ever up and you're seventy five years old, you might

960
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 4: have clicked over there to see that. But Metallica was

961
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 4: they were doing a piece because they have They've always

962
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 4: been very philanthropic, by the way, over the years they

963
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 4: have this All Within my Hands Foundation or something. You know,

964
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 4: these guys have been very wealthy for a very long time,

965
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 4: and they're always kind of putting a lot of their

966
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 4: large ass into the hands of pointing it in directions

967
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 4: that they think they need it. And so part of

968
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 4: what they were talking about CBS a Sunday morning was

969
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 4: that they have they have millions of dollars that they

970
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 4: have put toward scholarships for people who want to go

971
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 4: to trade school. And so they featured this girl who

972
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 4: was a Metallica fan and she became one of nine

973
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 4: thousand Metallica scholars How about that. They're All within my

974
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 4: Hands Foundation has donated over ten million dollars. These guys

975
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 4: contribute when there's natural disasters to emergency relief, you know,

976
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 4: because we don't do that anymore. If you have a

977
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,799
Speaker 4: natural disaster, the guy at the top just goes, oh,

978
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 4: screw you, good luck. Metallica. I have given money to

979
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 4: food banks. You know in cities when they come through,

980
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 4: they go, hey, a dollar of your ticket goes to

981
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 4: your local food bank or something like that. It doesn't

982
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 4: sound like much, and then you realize how many tickets

983
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 4: they sell and you're like, oh yeah, and by the way,

984
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 4: the tickets aren't cheap, right. But if you know, if

985
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 4: you're a Metallica fan, A, you don't care. B. If

986
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 4: you know part of it is going to something like this,

987
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 4: it's hitting you locally.

988
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 11: You know.

989
00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, not everyone is built for college, and not everyone

990
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: needs college. It was very evident during COVID when we

991
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: weren't able to go out and do our thing. Entertainment

992
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: service went. But the plumber, the electrician, the truck driver,

993
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: the people that needed to help keep America running were there,

994
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: and thank God for them. My thought is that the

995
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: next millionaires will be the tradesman. How would you like

996
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: to have a million times? Yeah, a millionaire plumber come

997
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: to your house. Well, that's what's going to happen.

998
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 4: A lot of tradesmen, you know that we hear from

999
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 4: them all the time. They make very good livings. Yeah,

1000
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 4: as they should, by the way, But you know, I

1001
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 4: think of my nephew, my sister's son, my nephew is

1002
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 4: almost seventeen, and my mom and my sister are we're

1003
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 4: talking about he's not going to college because to them,

1004
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 4: colleges are bastions of liberal indoctrination. Right, except now it

1005
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 4: looks like he's looking down the barrel of a volleyball scholarship.

1006
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 4: Who is my nephew? Yeah, okay, yeah, he's very tall,

1007
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 4: very athletic, plays basketball, but he's looking down the barrel

1008
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 4: of a volleyball scholarship. And I go with Thanksgiving and

1009
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 4: again I don't I don't get to prickly with my family,

1010
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 4: But I go, wait, wouldn't that require him going to college?

1011
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 4: And they were like yeah, but okay, so I guess

1012
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 4: because before this they were like, he's going to learn

1013
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 4: a trade. I go, that's great. I said, that's absolutely

1014
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 4: correct that college is not for everyone, and there is

1015
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 4: a case to be made for people who have a

1016
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 4: problem with I think indoctrination is too strong of a word.

1017
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 2: That's kind of a right wing talking point.

1018
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 4: But I get where they're coming from. But yeah, Metallica

1019
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 4: gives a lot of money to things like that. I mean,

1020
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 4: that's not a band of guys who went to college, right,

1021
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,720
Speaker 4: College of rock and roll, sex, drogjan rock and Roll.

1022
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what though, I dug back into Saint Anger.

1023
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 4: I was on a maybe the last road trip I

1024
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 4: went on, when I was going to see my daughter

1025
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 4: at MSU, and I dug into Saint Anger. Now, I'm

1026
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 4: a guy who liked Saint Anger from the jump. I

1027
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 4: was very much in the minority on that. And everybody

1028
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 4: had a problem with Lar's garbage can snare, and I'm

1029
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 4: a drummer, and I thought it was great. I go,

1030
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 4: I get what these guys are trying to do, and

1031
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 4: I understand that it's a little jarring to the ear,

1032
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 4: but you know, you give anything. Twenty years and everybody

1033
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 4: kind of in hindsight looks back and people are much

1034
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 4: more complimentary now of Saint Anger. But I liked it

1035
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 4: from the beginning. Eh it wasn't I mean, it was fine,

1036
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 4: it was there. What it was it was their pro

1037
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 4: tools record. There's no way that Lars was playing most

1038
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 4: of those drums live. Right when you saw them on

1039
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 4: the sant Anger tour, You're like, oh, he's slopping his

1040
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 4: way through these tracks, like most of the songs that

1041
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 4: he does with respect. But I mean, I was still

1042
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 4: on the air in Pittsburgh and they had come to

1043
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,399
Speaker 4: me the record label. Are your friends at Q Prime

1044
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 4: YEP and the record label. They were putting something together

1045
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,399
Speaker 4: real fast before the tour because the outcry on Saint

1046
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 4: Anger was so loud. They were like, well, let's put

1047
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 4: So they hit me up and they go, hey, do

1048
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 4: you want to go to Chicago for a night to

1049
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 4: interview Metallica? And I'm like, you had me at Chicago?

1050
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, I really I didn't have time

1051
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 4: to go see my family or anything. Literally flew in.

1052
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 4: They had Metallica set up at some hotel and I

1053
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 4: don't know if they were they were had a tour gig.

1054
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 4: I don't know what they were doing. It's it's a

1055
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 4: little fuzzy in my mind. But they had I think

1056
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 4: five radio shows from around the country that sat down

1057
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 4: at by themselves and talked to Metallica about the record,

1058
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 4: and I was able to genuinely tell them I think

1059
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 4: st Anger's great. Did you get all of them? I got?

1060
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 4: Because the Saint Anger album was technically the only one

1061
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 4: that didn't have a bassist because Newsted had already left

1062
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,479
Speaker 4: and they didn't have Rob Truhio yet. So Bob Rock,

1063
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 4: who was their producer, he played all the bass tracks

1064
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 4: on that album, and that was the last one that

1065
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 4: they did with him because remember the documentary where they

1066
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 4: were all in therapy and that came from that. At

1067
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 4: the making of that album, so Jason Newsaid had already

1068
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 4: bolted and they hadn't replaced him yet when they made

1069
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 4: the record. So I had Kirk, Yeah, I had the

1070
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 4: other three. I had Kirk three of the four horse Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

1071
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 4: it was great. That's one of my prize possessions. I

1072
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 4: have the four of them together. Kirk's underwear. Oh no,

1073
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 4: they signed Hardwired and sent me a copy. Mm hmm.

1074
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 4: I have that framed hanging up my basement. Very few

1075
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 4: things I will put up like in my house like that. Yeah,

1076
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 4: that one. I was like, yeah, yeah, I mean it's

1077
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 4: tru heo, but it's still I mean, he's been the

1078
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 4: longest running bassist in that band. Well, and I met

1079
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 4: Jason Newseid a one hundred years ago because his brother

1080
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 4: was one of our sales guys in Kalamus of Michigan.

1081
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 4: He's from Battle Creek really yeah, and he had been

1082
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 4: with a band called flotsam and Jetsam out of Phoenix, Arizona,

1083
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 4: and he had been in Metallica for a little while,

1084
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 4: but that was when I met Newstead. But he had

1085
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 4: had enough by that time. So yeah, it was the

1086
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 4: other three guys. But yeah, it's funny when people kind

1087
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 4: of retcon sat Anger and they go.

1088
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, I wouldn't that bad.

1089
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 4: I'm like anything. In hindsight, you could probably be a

1090
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 4: little bit more generous with it. But I liked it

1091
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 4: from the jump. Alan, When I worked at Rigid for

1092
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 4: twenty years, there was a plumber out of Des Moines

1093
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 4: who was filthy rich. His company name was the Turdologist.

1094
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 4: I can't be right. I mean, why would you people

1095
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 4: know what you do? Yeah, you know the mister Ruter

1096
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 4: commercials where the kids are singing everybody you want to

1097
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 4: talk about an earworm and the lady comes out, she goes, look,

1098
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 4: we call what it is? Hey, yeah, yeah, Alan, it's well,

1099
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 4: our buddy Ethan says, it's a license to steel, being

1100
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 4: in the trades, you know, and he makes good money,

1101
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 4: very good money, like a welder, union welder. Maybe I

1102
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 4: don't think he's in the union. I think he works

1103
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 4: on cars and stuff. All right, but in that yeah,

1104
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 4: in that vein. Now, we do have a guy who

1105
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 4: checks in with me pretty frequently who refers to himself

1106
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 4: as the grumpy plumber, and he's like, plumbers don't get

1107
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 4: to be millionaires because the overhead is too high. I'm

1108
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 4: not quite sure what he means by that, but I'll

1109
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 4: take him at his word. The overhead is too high.

1110
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 4: You mean the pipes that are overhead? Is that what

1111
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 4: he means reb ceilings are? It's got to bring along

1112
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 4: a ladder one, uh huh, got one right here? Hi, everybody, Yeah,

1113
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 4: we got a ladder in here. Has anybody been up

1114
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 4: on this ladder? I have not seen, nor have I. No,

1115
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 4: that's okay. Metallica do anything for you, Jess, they I

1116
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 4: they I all right, there I E. But you're banned

1117
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 4: into any Metallica. You didn't do it like Enter Sandman

1118
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 4: or what we did. You did.

1119
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 2: It was what part of a mashup with I A'm

1120
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 2: trying to.

1121
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 4: Think tiny bubbles by done don ho oh?

1122
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1123
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 2: Oh, five hundred.

1124
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 4: Miles by the pretenders, No walk, five thousand miles by

1125
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 4: the proclaimer.

1126
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 2: Five robs mile. Yeah, Well, I've been singing the wrong lyrics.

1127
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 4: The Pretenders have a song called five hundred miles. I

1128
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 4: think right, no, it's either way around. I think I

1129
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 4: just screwed it up. It's the Proclaimers in five hundred miles,

1130
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 4: the creepy twenty one hundred miles. Oh yeah, you're right now,

1131
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 4: would five bull when I wake up? Will be them Mountain,

1132
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 4: the be them mount the Bee. So you mashed up

1133
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 4: Etar Sandman with five hundred miles.

1134
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then there's another song in there somewhere.

1135
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 4: Vanessa Carlton. I would walk five thousand mile. Wasn't that

1136
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 4: the song? That's five hundred two?

1137
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 2: It's a thousand miles, thousand thousand miles. Yeah.

1138
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:49,439
Speaker 4: I was never good with math.

1139
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 2: I just wanted to do that song, and I'm like, dude,

1140
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 2: come on.

1141
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 4: Want do Vanessa Carlton? Yeah, why what's the matter with that?

1142
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 2: I just don't like that song.

1143
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 4: I wanted to do Vanessa Carlton.

1144
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 2: Too, but I'm done.

1145
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 4: Rob wmms raw on social media. I didn't need to plug.

1146
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 4: I was, come on, no, it's good. I think Vanessa

1147
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 4: Carlton's foxy by the way, same is she like fifty five?

1148
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 5: No?

1149
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 4: Forty five? Shut up chess No, But like that was

1150
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 4: her big hit, right. I was mixed her up with

1151
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 4: Michelle Branch. She's the one that's married to Pat Carney

1152
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 4: of the Black Keys really this week. Yeah, they're always

1153
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 4: going back and forth.

1154
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 2: Oh she is kind of hot.

1155
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 19: Yeah.

1156
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 4: I think Vanessa Carlton's real cute. Michelle Branch. I can

1157
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 4: see you mixing them up for sure.

1158
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 6: Yes, both.

1159
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 4: It was her song, hers was U. I loved it

1160
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 4: whatever it was. I remember I was top forty radio

1161
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 4: when she do. She did some with Carlos Santana. She

1162
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 4: had All you Wanted and everywhere, Oh you Wanted was

1163
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 4: the big one. Yeah, because you're everywhere to me, Yeah,

1164
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 4: I forgot about this. She was another girl who like

1165
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 4: married her manager when she was like nineteen and he

1166
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 4: was forty or something like that. That didn't go so well.

1167
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, she's with Pet Carney, been with him

1168
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 4: for a minute. He's okay. So you so the only

1169
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 4: Metallica that was really on your radar was you mashing

1170
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 4: up Enter Sandman.

1171
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 11: Yep.

1172
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 14: I mean my dad was telling me a story yesterday

1173
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 14: about Metallica, and I think when they got big, I

1174
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 14: don't know he was. He's like I used to tell

1175
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 14: people Jessica about they're gonna be a big band.

1176
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 2: They're gonna be a big band.

1177
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 4: Wait, wait a second, you're you're impersonating your father right now. Yes,

1178
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 4: he calls you Jessica all the time. All right, Monroe, right, yeah,

1179
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 4: that just like that. But Jessica, okay, why does he

1180
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 4: call you by your full name?

1181
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe he just doesn't know my nickname, Theologist.

1182
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 5: Dad.

1183
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 25: I've asked you to call me the Turtologist. I'm lucky

1184
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 25: that he calls me my correct name. Yeah, because I

1185
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 25: have three sisters, right and and two of you each

1186
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 25: have a twin mm hmm.

1187
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1188
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 4: Okay. So so anyway he's telling you I said they

1189
01:02:58,880 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 4: were going to.

1190
01:02:59,200 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 6: Be a big band.

1191
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 21: Yep.

1192
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 4: Yeah. Is your dad my age?

1193
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 2: He is sixty three?

1194
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 4: Oh thank god, thank god, oh god. Yeah, that was

1195
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 4: getting a little nervous there for a second.

1196
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 2: Not gonna lie in a little bit.

1197
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 4: When you started talking about how your dad was telling

1198
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 4: people Metallica was going to be a big band. I

1199
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 4: was like, yes, so was I. Unless we're listening to

1200
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 4: like I could easily be yeah, oh god.

1201
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1202
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 4: Ethan is an engineer devotion to accuracy. He's an engineer Hi.

1203
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 7: Alan, mother smucker here, let me know if you want

1204
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 7: an accustible freezer or trigger.

1205
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 4: I think I can get you a freezer more easily. Oh,

1206
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 4: an uncrustable freezer. The freezer's great, but the fridge. You

1207
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 4: need the fridge though, Man, okay, fine, right well, she

1208
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 4: said I I easier, freezer easier, but that's not going

1209
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 4: to help you with your celsius and stuff. I'm less

1210
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 4: worried about that because if you had my here, my selsey,

1211
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 4: I have remained intact for some time now, so until

1212
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 4: the next time with storm has passed. Yeah, but you can't.

1213
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 4: I mean, everything's until the next time.

1214
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 6: Who knows.

1215
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 4: But if you live for today, Rob, But a freezer,

1216
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 4: you put that thing where? And how big is it?

1217
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 4: If you put it in here? It's just good for uncrustables.

1218
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 4: I want to bring a frozen duck in, I hide

1219
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 4: it behind the Christmas tree and then we never take

1220
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 4: the tree down. Boy, was that subliminal?

1221
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 6: Huh?

1222
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 4: Just have I just instantly threw a duck out as

1223
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 4: a frozen item in or a freezer? Yeah you did? Wow,

1224
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 4: that just happened.

1225
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 7: Anyways, listening to the podcast, you're all talking about the

1226
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 7: amazingly gay uncle Tony the hairdresser from Boston.

1227
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 4: The picture that.

1228
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 7: Rob painted in my mind is very much Missus Doubtfire's

1229
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 7: uncle Frank Ye.

1230
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 2: I think Harvey Searsky, Harvey Firestein.

1231
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's an image that came to mind. Voice and

1232
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 7: all hit the show.

1233
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 4: Harvey fire Is. She couldn't be more correct, Harvey Firestein.

1234
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 4: That was that was the comparison. When I was a kid,

1235
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 4: we would say he was like mid the guy Missus Doubtfire.

1236
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 7: Hi, Alan mother smucker here.

1237
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 4: No, I don't want that. I want the song.

1238
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 5: Spreading.

1239
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 4: Oh you gotta love it. Amazingly gay Santa. That's still

1240
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 4: my favorite part because that's what I said, I think

1241
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 4: you did. My mom called me and she's like, I

1242
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 4: can't believe you were talking about Tony like that on

1243
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 4: the show. And she was like it was so funny.

1244
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 4: You're like, oh my god, Mom, does he not know

1245
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 4: he's gay? Well no, she was just like, it was

1246
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,479
Speaker 4: just really funny to hear you like talking about that

1247
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,919
Speaker 4: all of these years removed. It was forty years ago,

1248
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 4: you know, thirty five years ago. And she was, uh,

1249
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 4: she goes, do you remember going to his house when

1250
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 4: you were little and I said, I vaguely like I

1251
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,480
Speaker 4: know it was and I said, press memories. No, nothing

1252
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 4: bad happened, obviously, but there was a picture. There's a

1253
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 4: picture of him in drag and I went over and

1254
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 4: I said, who's that and he goes. My mother was like,

1255
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 4: oh that's uh, that's that time and he goes, that's

1256
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 4: memee And that was his character when he was in drag.

1257
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 4: He said it was his meme because it looked like him,

1258
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 4: but that was what that's meme. And I just assumed

1259
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 4: it was his grandmother or whatever.

1260
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:24,479
Speaker 6: Meme.

1261
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 4: That's meme. That's what my daughter calls my mother in law.

1262
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 4: That's meme. Yeah, because she has they're not both grandma.

1263
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 4: He's my wife's mom, is meme. Yeah, Memee was my

1264
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 4: my wife's grandmother too. She was she's one that went

1265
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,920
Speaker 4: to one hundred and four. Wow, that's memee. But yeah,

1266
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,600
Speaker 4: he did. He had that ho ho ho.

1267
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 6: Like a gay.

1268
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 4: Yeah. Very and he kind of looked like him too.

1269
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 4: If I could find a picture of meal Seed, he

1270
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 4: very much resembled him. Okay, people asking me how they

1271
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 4: can get on board with that Metallica trade scholarship, right, Uh, yeah,

1272
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,040
Speaker 4: I am sure. You could google it and fill it

1273
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 4: and listen. It makes sense, right. What was the earliest

1274
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 4: Metallica song we ever heard of? When Dave Mustaine was

1275
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 4: still in the band The Mechanics remember that? Yep, there's

1276
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 4: a reason they had albums called Load and Reload?

1277
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:14,720
Speaker 6: Right?

1278
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 4: Is that why Master of Plumbers Rob, Yes, they had

1279
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 4: a song on their first album called fix the Lights.

1280
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 4: Uh close, hit the light hit them?

1281
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:26,479
Speaker 2: Sorry?

1282
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 13: Sorry?

1283
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,680
Speaker 4: Hit the lights once they're fixed though, right? Yeah? And

1284
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 4: then my favorite Metallica song then, of course Metallica is

1285
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 4: owed to contractors I disappear.

1286
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 2: Which is your favorite Metallica song?

1287
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 4: Hit the Lights? Really? Yeah, it's a great song by

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01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 4: far and away my favorite. Okay, hit the Lights Yeah, nothing,

1289
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 4: nothing harder than that song. That's just I love that song.

1290
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 4: I do like to fade in. Why I use this?

1291
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:01,680
Speaker 4: When we did the Eclipse thing?

1292
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 2: Oh right, we did the soundtrack for me.

1293
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 4: Right once it was over. This was the first song

1294
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 4: to play Solar Eclipse. Hey Tripper Scott, Oh hi, it's

1295
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 4: going on?

1296
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:15,680
Speaker 11: Man?

1297
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 6: Are you?

1298
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 13: I'm a grumpy machinist. I guess that's We're all getting

1299
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 13: grumpy pre games, you know, Hit the lights as if

1300
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:26,080
Speaker 13: you can hear it kind of buried. But one of

1301
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 13: the hardest, like bass intro. That's when the you know,

1302
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 13: before we have all the crazy talented bass players that

1303
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 13: we got now back in the early eighties. That was like,

1304
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:36,719
Speaker 13: oh my god, I can't believe we can play that fast.

1305
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 13: But it's kind of hard to hear. But you know

1306
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 13: that's but I believe I remember. Yeah, uh quick story

1307
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,640
Speaker 13: that might give you a chuckle if you want to hear.

1308
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 11: It's had a doctor appointment.

1309
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,760
Speaker 13: I got out of it from my foot. Probably going

1310
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:54,599
Speaker 13: to be able to go back to.

1311
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,719
Speaker 11: Work here in a couple of days, so that'll be good.

1312
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 4: Yep, fantastic.

1313
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 11: I won't have to file for bankruptcy. Good.

1314
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 13: Yeah, good to hear many so so I got.

1315
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:09,679
Speaker 11: The rest out of the doctor appointment. There's a restaurant

1316
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 11: right there.

1317
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 6: Oh, I love.

1318
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,080
Speaker 13: I never get to eat the restaurants, you know, working

1319
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 13: nights anymore. So I thought, there's an Indian restaurant here.

1320
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,719
Speaker 13: It's newer. I want to eat in there and then

1321
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 13: have my dinner lunch rather. And it's a there's a

1322
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,479
Speaker 13: like a dance mix over the over the radio. It's

1323
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 13: all Indian dance mix.

1324
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:29,559
Speaker 11: And I heard I heard a familiar voice.

1325
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 21: It was.

1326
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 13: They turn up the joint in the mix DJ d

1327
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 13: y K. I'm like, oh my god, day doing the

1328
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,560
Speaker 13: sounders for the Indian.

1329
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:44,360
Speaker 4: DJ Okay may listen, man, a gig is a gig

1330
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 4: good for him?

1331
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:46,719
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1332
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 13: I thought was that was a wild I figured I'd

1333
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 13: just come, you know, tell you that and you get

1334
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 13: a laugh or not.

1335
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 11: Maybe it's not that funny.

1336
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 4: I love Indian food it so long. They opened up

1337
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,360
Speaker 4: a new place. Uh, there's a new place opening up

1338
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 4: down here where Uh the Saint Clair Really Yeah, Oh,

1339
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,759
Speaker 4: I got to get there. I have been craving Indian

1340
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:06,160
Speaker 4: food that Rover told me about one place in Fair

1341
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:09,200
Speaker 4: Lawn and I haven't been. It's in a hotel or something.

1342
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:11,800
Speaker 4: That's where I live. It's close enough to that, but

1343
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 4: I have not gone since I've lived here. It's been

1344
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:16,920
Speaker 4: three years. My favorite one of my favorite cuisines. A

1345
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,639
Speaker 4: lot of good Indian food around here. Okay, listen, thank you, Scott.

1346
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 13: All right here.

1347
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,720
Speaker 4: Tearing up the joys is Allen come tearing up here,

1348
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,160
Speaker 4: Colon and the.

1349
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Allen Cox Show.

1350
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:33,440
Speaker 19: On one hundred point seven.

1351
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:41,960
Speaker 15: Allen, you have been described by your enemies as evil insane, manipulative?

1352
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:43,840
Speaker 4: Who are you called?

1353
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,599
Speaker 21: The Alan Cox Show two one six seven eight one

1354
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 21: double O seven or one.

1355
01:10:48,439 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 9: Three four eight one double oh seven.

1356
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 2: Send me a text.

1357
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 4: Watch the show on our YouTube channel if you want,

1358
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:10,320
Speaker 4: and listen on the iHeartRadio app and send us messages

1359
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 4: there as well. Cavaliers lose last night to the Portland

1360
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 4: trail Blazers. Ten was the final bit of a choker.

1361
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,759
Speaker 4: Now they are off tonight they will take the floor again.

1362
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 4: They are here at the Rocket Arena through the week.

1363
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 4: They'll play the San Antonio Spurs Tomorrow night at seven

1364
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:33,200
Speaker 4: point thirty pregame thirty minutes prior, and then Saturday night

1365
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:36,679
Speaker 4: they will play the Golden State Warriors, who are kind

1366
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:40,120
Speaker 4: of middle of the pack right now too. So full

1367
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 4: week of Cavaliers' home court action of the bustle Tomorrow night,

1368
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 4: seven thirty. I I'MMS and on the aforementioned I Heard

1369
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 4: Radio app. Somebody left a message on the app about

1370
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,120
Speaker 4: how much they love jazz?

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01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 13: Did she?

1372
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 4: What was their exact? Unabashed cool weirdness is how they

1373
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:08,800
Speaker 4: described you. I'm not normal. It could be it could

1374
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:12,880
Speaker 4: be a lot worse. That ain't bad, Alan, I don't

1375
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:16,679
Speaker 4: think any human would say guaranteed human. And there's the rub.

1376
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 4: There lies the problem. That's just what we want you

1377
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 4: to think, is that we're human. Now, of course they

1378
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:31,000
Speaker 4: mean that in the physiological sense. In the existential sense, boy,

1379
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:35,000
Speaker 4: those are two very different things. Are we human or

1380
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:40,320
Speaker 4: are we dancer? Thank you, Brandon Flowers. We are, of course,

1381
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:45,240
Speaker 4: but really in the broadest sense, not in any kind

1382
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:53,880
Speaker 4: of interpersonal sense, really, but thank you. Nonetheless. I got

1383
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:59,360
Speaker 4: a letter from Rob no relation Alan traveling to South

1384
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:02,320
Speaker 4: Carolina earlier in the week, and I listened to the

1385
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 4: show on the iHeartRadio app and you talk about how

1386
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 4: a lot of the listeners, well, they tell me and

1387
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:12,000
Speaker 4: then I tell you, guys that they get earworm bits

1388
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 4: from the show, whether it's songs or dumb things that

1389
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:18,800
Speaker 4: we say. I'm starting a presentation this afternoon, and I'm

1390
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,440
Speaker 4: going to have to make a concerted effort to suppress

1391
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:28,320
Speaker 4: channeling Hey everybody in that particular voice. I say, why

1392
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 4: suppress that? It's just two words?

1393
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:32,840
Speaker 6: Right.

1394
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 4: If you go in there and you open your presentation

1395
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 4: with hey, ever ybody, but then you proceed to speak normally.

1396
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:44,080
Speaker 4: Some people probably more prone there in the audience to

1397
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 4: think that maybe they just misheard you. It's only a

1398
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 4: couple of syllables. Maybe they didn't think anything of it,

1399
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,439
Speaker 4: kind of like the doctor Nick from The Simpsons. Have

1400
01:13:53,880 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 4: body you know, try that? But thank you listening to

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01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:04,280
Speaker 4: the program. We have bureau chiefs in Canada. By the way,

1402
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,120
Speaker 4: you can get the iHeartRadio app up there. One of

1403
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,599
Speaker 4: them sent me the story that there are a lot

1404
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:13,120
Speaker 4: of very angry parents in Ontario two weeks from today.

1405
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,519
Speaker 4: I'll be in Toronto for a few days and I'll

1406
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,599
Speaker 4: tell you what, Rob, if I see one of these signs,

1407
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep my head on a swivel. Parents there

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01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:30,960
Speaker 4: in Branford, Ontario called the cops. Parents called the cops

1409
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:35,439
Speaker 4: because somebody was along the route of the city's annual

1410
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:41,040
Speaker 4: Santa Claus parade holding giant homemade signs that said Santa

1411
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:46,760
Speaker 4: is fake Jesusus. Another sign said your parents are Santa.

1412
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 4: Another sign said Santa isn't real. You want to talk

1413
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:54,759
Speaker 4: about a grinch, Rob, Why would anyone do that? Another

1414
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:58,160
Speaker 4: sign said your family buys your presence?

1415
01:14:58,840 --> 01:14:59,559
Speaker 26: What a cherk.

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01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 4: A parade that gets about thirty thousand people a lot

1417
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:08,200
Speaker 4: of people there, and so people were calling the cops.

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01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:13,160
Speaker 4: That's how little people want to talk to their kids,

1419
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 4: is they called the cops to try to get them

1420
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:17,760
Speaker 4: to intervene.

1421
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,559
Speaker 2: But in reality, how many of those kids can read?

1422
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:25,680
Speaker 4: I mean I was a young reader. My daughter is

1423
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:29,640
Speaker 4: a very young reader. And so yeah, I mean I

1424
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:32,600
Speaker 4: think you've probably got a point there. Branford is on

1425
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:41,960
Speaker 4: the way between Niagara Falls and Toronto. But yeah, parents upset.

1426
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:43,000
Speaker 6: Now.

1427
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,519
Speaker 4: Of course it's not against the law to be a grinch,

1428
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:53,360
Speaker 4: but this one was a mean one, and obviously it's

1429
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:57,640
Speaker 4: exercising your free speech. I just think that sucks, Like, why, what,

1430
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 4: what are you? What is your point in doing? Some

1431
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:05,400
Speaker 4: people just gotta be that guy rob, Some people gotta

1432
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:08,559
Speaker 4: be that God true. So like you, what do you

1433
01:16:09,479 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 4: what are you getting off on there? Well, let me

1434
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:17,160
Speaker 4: see what you're doing. Nevertheless, you know, the signs were

1435
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:20,280
Speaker 4: posted on private property, but they were along the parade

1436
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 4: route and obviously not illegal under Canadian free speech laws,

1437
01:16:25,439 --> 01:16:29,720
Speaker 4: remember free speech. But they got a lot of complaints

1438
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:33,040
Speaker 4: there the local contabulary, and so they were like, hey,

1439
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:39,200
Speaker 4: don't some parents though, they really do freak out. You know,

1440
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:44,680
Speaker 4: one parent called it absolutely disgusting. I mean, there's a

1441
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,680
Speaker 4: lot of things that are disgusting. I don't know that

1442
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:50,760
Speaker 4: i'd call that disgusting. I think it's pretty crappy. I

1443
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:54,000
Speaker 4: definitely added to the list of things you probably should

1444
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:56,840
Speaker 4: not do. All right, don't you think I mean, I

1445
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,960
Speaker 4: think that it's who is this for?

1446
01:16:59,479 --> 01:17:00,000
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?

1447
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:03,040
Speaker 4: To Jess's point, like, if the kid can't read, it

1448
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,679
Speaker 4: doesn't matter what it says. If they can read, who

1449
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:10,280
Speaker 4: is that for? Let your kid have fun? Let your

1450
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:13,519
Speaker 4: kid now. I didn't grow up in a Santa family,

1451
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:17,280
Speaker 4: so I never had a dog in that fight. However,

1452
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:22,360
Speaker 4: my daughter big Santa fan. Yeah, Big Santa, because he's awesome.

1453
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,439
Speaker 4: And if I ever got an opportunity to introduce her

1454
01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 4: to the amazingly gay Santa your friend Tony the hairdresser,

1455
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:35,240
Speaker 4: I would do that, if you'll pardon the pun. Lickety

1456
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:40,479
Speaker 4: split heyp but again not as he worked with Santa.

1457
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,560
Speaker 4: He was not Santa. We knew that he was the

1458
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,880
Speaker 4: head elf. He was just well, yay, he was like

1459
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:46,759
Speaker 4: one of the Santa's guys. He was one of the dudes,

1460
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:47,400
Speaker 4: one of the math.

1461
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:48,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1462
01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:52,080
Speaker 4: Listen, my daughter has an elf that is sometimes on

1463
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,920
Speaker 4: a shelf too. And when I get up in the morning,

1464
01:17:55,439 --> 01:18:00,719
Speaker 4: that elf under cover of darkness has taken up another spot,

1465
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:04,680
Speaker 4: has moved somewhere else. And I don't purport to know

1466
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:07,240
Speaker 4: anything about it. I don't want to know how it works.

1467
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:10,240
Speaker 4: I just want to know that my kid enjoys it.

1468
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:12,439
Speaker 4: We still have the elf in my house. My kids

1469
01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:14,840
Speaker 4: are grown. You still have it? Yeah, oh all right.

1470
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:16,880
Speaker 4: The elf flies around the house, does whatever he does.

1471
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:18,280
Speaker 4: I don't know if he flies on you. I was

1472
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:20,160
Speaker 4: gonna say portal or I don't know how he does it.

1473
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:25,240
Speaker 4: I don't want any part of it, So whatever that

1474
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:28,920
Speaker 4: situation is, I'll let that be.

1475
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:32,599
Speaker 2: I didn't get an elf. I got Snoop dogg.

1476
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:37,400
Speaker 4: You had one. You had Snoop on the stoop. Yeah, yeah, oh,

1477
01:18:37,439 --> 01:18:41,000
Speaker 4: snoop on the cute. Now what form does that take?

1478
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:43,000
Speaker 4: Is it like a little inflatable or what is it?

1479
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,000
Speaker 4: Or it's like a little elf.

1480
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 2: He looks like a little elf and he's wearing green.

1481
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 6: Uh huh.

1482
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,200
Speaker 4: And this was this was gifted to you by the

1483
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:50,760
Speaker 4: north pole.

1484
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1485
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:54,200
Speaker 4: Is it still somewhere or did it go the way

1486
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:54,920
Speaker 4: of the moss ball?

1487
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:57,559
Speaker 2: No, it's still in my bathroom. Okay, well, I have

1488
01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:58,639
Speaker 2: to take him out of the box.

1489
01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:03,840
Speaker 4: Yep, wait a minute, snoop, snoop on the step there

1490
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:04,920
Speaker 4: is where you poop.

1491
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he watches me.

1492
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:09,360
Speaker 4: Just stick right with the so as long as it's

1493
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:16,360
Speaker 4: phonetically pleasing. Snoop on the stoop where you poop? Got it?

1494
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:20,240
Speaker 4: Now you can get him in red too. You can

1495
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 4: also get his pal Martha Stewart. You can get Martha

1496
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:29,080
Speaker 4: on the mantle. Well they're really no, they're really taking

1497
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:30,760
Speaker 4: their liberties with this, all right. I don't like that

1498
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,639
Speaker 4: one all. They're going back to the well won too

1499
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:36,200
Speaker 4: many times. There snoop on the stoop. Yeah, well we've

1500
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:43,839
Speaker 4: got we've got snowflake in our house or snowball or something. Buddy, okay,

1501
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:46,559
Speaker 4: just like you've got a buddy, christ I don't you

1502
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:49,880
Speaker 4: have a Yeah, used to be on the dashboard of

1503
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:54,920
Speaker 4: my car back in the day, Dogma right that George

1504
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 4: Carlin was playing against type. This is the Bishop. I've

1505
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:01,439
Speaker 4: got some poop new since we're on the subject and

1506
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,479
Speaker 4: you sent me this now. Granted, this is a bit

1507
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 4: of clickbait over there at Fox eight, but the headline

1508
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 4: is winter vomiting disease is on the uptick in the Midwest.

1509
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:20,040
Speaker 4: Doctors worn now just a couple of paragraphs in winter

1510
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:23,040
Speaker 4: vomiting disease is just the neurovirus. I don't know why

1511
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:27,160
Speaker 4: they feel compelled to rebrand it. Yeah see I just

1512
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,680
Speaker 4: saw that to send it to you. Yeah, here we go. No,

1513
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,080
Speaker 4: but I realize it's virus, right, But why are they

1514
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:35,000
Speaker 4: calling it anything else? Like people are hit, especially in

1515
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 4: northeast Ohio, by the way, where the neurovirus literally takes

1516
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:41,799
Speaker 4: its name from Norwalk, Ohio. We've talked about this before.

1517
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,960
Speaker 4: Alysser told me this last year, I think, and I

1518
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:47,120
Speaker 4: was like, there's no way that's true. It's absolutely true.

1519
01:20:48,479 --> 01:20:52,200
Speaker 4: It was originally called the Norwalk agent after Norwalk, Ohio,

1520
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:58,479
Speaker 4: or an outbreak of acute gastro entritis took over Bronzon

1521
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:03,040
Speaker 4: Elementary School in nineteen sixty eight, and it was given

1522
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:08,519
Speaker 4: the name the Norwalk virus. So Nora virus. Good listen,

1523
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:12,080
Speaker 4: some you know, little towns need to be known for something.

1524
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:19,920
Speaker 4: French Lick, Indiana has Larry bird, Norwalk, Ohio has diarrhea

1525
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:25,400
Speaker 4: also called the Spencer flu, the snow Mountain virus, and

1526
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:31,720
Speaker 4: winter vomiting disease and the hoot scoots. Yeah, but like,

1527
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,920
Speaker 4: why is it called all those things. You know, people

1528
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 4: know what happens when you get that the flu, right,

1529
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:41,640
Speaker 4: you get like you get the scoots and the you know, pukin. Yeah, yeah,

1530
01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:47,160
Speaker 4: you get the poop, the hot waters, hot waters.

1531
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:47,599
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1532
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:49,360
Speaker 4: I don't know that I've ever heard it called that.

1533
01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:53,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but I certainly do. Like little Seth MacFarlane

1534
01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:56,479
Speaker 4: for you, when you think it's just a poop, but

1535
01:21:56,720 --> 01:22:02,120
Speaker 4: it comes out like maybe that's Scott Wilander area. When

1536
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,080
Speaker 4: you're talking to your mom. Man, it drivels from your

1537
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:09,599
Speaker 4: bomb diarrhea, diarrhea when.

1538
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:12,360
Speaker 27: You thought it was a fox, but later a heavy

1539
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:13,600
Speaker 27: shot diarrhea.

1540
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 4: Oh so, juvenile rob. This is a serious medical condition,

1541
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,960
Speaker 4: and of course it's going around. How is this even

1542
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,799
Speaker 4: a story winter vomiting disease?

1543
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:24,120
Speaker 11: You know?

1544
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:26,639
Speaker 4: My first thought was before I read the article, because

1545
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,880
Speaker 4: a lot of times it's the tail wagging the dog,

1546
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,720
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, they came up with some new

1547
01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:34,679
Speaker 4: pharmaceutical thing, and in order to get people freaked out,

1548
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:37,800
Speaker 4: they're calling it something else. But now it's just norovirus.

1549
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:41,280
Speaker 4: So I wonder if and I haven't dug in enough

1550
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:43,280
Speaker 4: to know this was only brought to my attention last

1551
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:49,200
Speaker 4: year by a local, if Norwalk, Ohio locally or regionally

1552
01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:52,479
Speaker 4: pay any homage to this, right, it's not something that

1553
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:54,720
Speaker 4: you think you'd want to call attention to, but it is.

1554
01:22:55,479 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 4: It is their namesake. And you wonder if this time

1555
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:02,440
Speaker 4: of year, if there are any kind of not parades,

1556
01:23:03,439 --> 01:23:09,880
Speaker 4: but you know, any kind of recognition of the norovirus

1557
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 4: being named after Norwalk, Ohio. I don't know, maybe some.

1558
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:24,559
Speaker 4: I'm sure we have plenty of Norwalkians listen to the show, Alan,

1559
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:26,200
Speaker 4: do you actually get these texts?

1560
01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:26,400
Speaker 19: No?

1561
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:29,000
Speaker 21: Alan?

1562
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:34,439
Speaker 4: I finally looked up Jess's picture and god damn, she

1563
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:38,160
Speaker 4: is moving my clit more than Rob's voice. One of

1564
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:47,320
Speaker 4: her female listeners there, that's well, I'll assume that, yes,

1565
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:55,679
Speaker 4: I will assume that it is a female listener. Congratulations, congratulations, indeed,

1566
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:59,240
Speaker 4: gotta have it moist gross? Oh come god.

1567
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:02,120
Speaker 2: Gee thanks, I'm blushing?

1568
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:07,280
Speaker 4: Uh, Alan, what the hell is a mossball? Apparently? I

1569
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,360
Speaker 4: was one of me and this text are were the

1570
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:11,800
Speaker 4: only people who didn't know what that was. I mentioned

1571
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,439
Speaker 4: to somebody else. They were like, oh yeah, they're like,

1572
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,559
Speaker 4: you know, they're having their moment or something.

1573
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:15,760
Speaker 11: You know.

1574
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:20,719
Speaker 4: No, Jess is she lost custody of a mossball or something.

1575
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,080
Speaker 4: It's something that's submerged in like an aquarium or water.

1576
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:23,400
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1577
01:24:23,479 --> 01:24:24,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're mass amigos.

1578
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:27,400
Speaker 4: There you go. Yours had a cowboy hat. Yep, yeah,

1579
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:30,880
Speaker 4: mass amigos. It's like the name of the good tequilas,

1580
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:32,519
Speaker 4: is it not.

1581
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,639
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.

1582
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can adopt a new one.

1583
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:38,720
Speaker 4: I mean, you're a grown ass woman. You can do

1584
01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:39,240
Speaker 4: what you want.

1585
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:41,280
Speaker 2: I'll save up my pennies.

1586
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:42,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1587
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:45,839
Speaker 4: How much is a mossball? Mine was fifty dollars?

1588
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,080
Speaker 6: Jesus wow.

1589
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,640
Speaker 4: I can just scrape some off my house, give it

1590
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:50,680
Speaker 4: to you if it helps.

1591
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:51,479
Speaker 2: Keep put it in water?

1592
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:54,320
Speaker 4: Sure, the little cowboy hat on it? Yeah, why not?

1593
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:57,639
Speaker 4: Perfect done. I'll save you forty nine ninety five.

1594
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 2: The hat cost ten dollars.

1595
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:03,639
Speaker 4: And you're not getting a hair. The hat was ten. Yeah,

1596
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:06,080
Speaker 4: the moss ball is like six. Oh, the hat's ten.

1597
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:08,519
Speaker 4: All the accoutramal that's where they make their money.

1598
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:08,760
Speaker 11: Rum.

1599
01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:12,760
Speaker 2: I seen a pickle jar, some rocks from outside.

1600
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:15,080
Speaker 6: We do all that we get.

1601
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:16,479
Speaker 4: We got di I y the whole thing.

1602
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:19,920
Speaker 14: Yeah, and then moss off the side of Rob's house yep, okay,

1603
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:21,759
Speaker 14: and then I'll buy.

1604
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 4: The cowboy hat. So that's an upgrade you can pay for.

1605
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:27,880
Speaker 6: I like that.

1606
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:33,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, So Winter vomiting disease uh is is out there.

1607
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:35,680
Speaker 4: Don't call it w v D. Somebody will probably look

1608
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:37,840
Speaker 4: at your sideways if you call it that. I'll be

1609
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:41,920
Speaker 4: out today. It's a matter w v D. Excuse me,

1610
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:46,559
Speaker 4: it's it's a Western venereal disease. I don't know that

1611
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:48,080
Speaker 4: you've ever heard of hot snakes.

1612
01:25:48,439 --> 01:25:51,960
Speaker 13: Guys, that's when the diary comes out like a hot snake.

1613
01:25:55,320 --> 01:26:05,719
Speaker 4: I ged a hot snakes some bubble gut, oh hot snakes. Yeah, right, Alan,

1614
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:09,200
Speaker 4: You lib tards are the reason that they're renaming it

1615
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:13,680
Speaker 4: so they can generate panic. Who's the lib tard you?

1616
01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:15,960
Speaker 4: I guess I am. I guess we both thought that

1617
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,559
Speaker 4: wasn't fed to you. I sent it to you calling

1618
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:22,200
Speaker 4: us lib tards. Now, as I understand it, Rob, that

1619
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:27,040
Speaker 4: is a portmanteau of liberal and retard, Yes, which somehow

1620
01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:30,280
Speaker 4: has Yeah, did that word work it's way back in Huh, Well,

1621
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:32,439
Speaker 4: it sure did, And I gotta tell you it's gotta

1622
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:37,559
Speaker 4: make the MAGA types upset because lib tard has been

1623
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:40,040
Speaker 4: a huge crutch for them. But now that you can

1624
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:43,519
Speaker 4: apparently use the R word again in full Well, he's

1625
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,439
Speaker 4: going to have to spread it out. Trump called does it?

1626
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:49,519
Speaker 4: Tim Walls, right, I don't know. He called in a

1627
01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:53,120
Speaker 4: in a truth post, he called them a retard. Oh yeah,

1628
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:59,960
Speaker 4: that tracks America, America, America.

1629
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:02,400
Speaker 6: What.

1630
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:06,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was very surprised at that. He doubles down. Yeah,

1631
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:08,160
Speaker 4: so somebody mentioned it to him and he doubled down.

1632
01:27:08,479 --> 01:27:13,000
Speaker 4: He's seriously retarded, is the quote? Well Trump is a

1633
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:16,639
Speaker 4: scumbag and a trader and a criminal. So that doesn't

1634
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:20,519
Speaker 4: surprise me at all. I'm surprised you missed that one. Well,

1635
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,599
Speaker 4: I'm not untruth social boy.

1636
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:23,080
Speaker 11: It was.

1637
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:25,920
Speaker 4: It blew up because of that, the fact that he

1638
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:28,599
Speaker 4: did it. Everybody was, like Jesus Christ, very surprised.

1639
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:28,840
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1640
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:32,160
Speaker 4: I don't know why anyone would be surprised at anything

1641
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:34,800
Speaker 4: even approached. I was surprised. I mean, listen, there is

1642
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,919
Speaker 4: no bottom. I was surprised. I would not be surprised

1643
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:42,000
Speaker 4: at all. That surprises me zero percent. Yeah, I was

1644
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:48,240
Speaker 4: the guy says a lot of stuff, But calling a

1645
01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:49,360
Speaker 4: sitting governor.

1646
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,719
Speaker 2: A retard, why is that a bright red line?

1647
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,679
Speaker 4: I don't know. That's just a word that people don't

1648
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:54,320
Speaker 4: use often.

1649
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:54,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they do.

1650
01:27:54,960 --> 01:28:00,160
Speaker 4: Now that's all of a sudden, I mean fine, okay,

1651
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,720
Speaker 4: so now people are using that word again. Okay, I

1652
01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:05,639
Speaker 4: mean I wasn't using it before, so it doesn't change

1653
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:08,840
Speaker 4: my life at all. Yeah, people are I guess they won.

1654
01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:11,760
Speaker 4: That's they're super happy now that they can use the

1655
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:14,880
Speaker 4: R word again. Okay, cool something the other Trust me,

1656
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:16,839
Speaker 4: the other words are not going to be far behind.

1657
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:22,639
Speaker 4: So also in poop news, by the way, your poop schedule, Rob,

1658
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:25,840
Speaker 4: We've talked about this. It says a lot about your

1659
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:26,639
Speaker 4: overall health.

1660
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:26,960
Speaker 11: Now.

1661
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:29,240
Speaker 4: The trouble with these studies when they do them is

1662
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:32,679
Speaker 4: I'm always looking for something like very granular and kind

1663
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:36,479
Speaker 4: of equivocal, right, I'm looking for something where they go,

1664
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:39,040
Speaker 4: well it could be this, could be this, But the

1665
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:42,839
Speaker 4: range is always too broad. You know, I go thrice daily.

1666
01:28:43,439 --> 01:28:47,800
Speaker 4: It's amazing, and so you know if I travel, it

1667
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:50,080
Speaker 4: can get thrown off. When I went home for Thanksgiving,

1668
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:52,400
Speaker 4: I was down to two a day, you know, But

1669
01:28:52,479 --> 01:28:56,320
Speaker 4: that's but they're like, you know you can go to

1670
01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:59,360
Speaker 4: many times. They're like, what do they call it? High?

1671
01:28:59,400 --> 01:28:59,880
Speaker 2: Normal life?

1672
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:03,240
Speaker 4: Think is what they called it. There's a range if

1673
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:04,840
Speaker 4: you go three times a day, they refer to that

1674
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:09,880
Speaker 4: as high normal. Now, I was focused on the high there.

1675
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:13,599
Speaker 4: I don't really take any comfort in the normal part.

1676
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:21,360
Speaker 4: High normal three plus is hilarious. Constipation obviously, they've got

1677
01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:25,880
Speaker 4: a range for your BMF rob that's your bowel movement frequency.

1678
01:29:26,439 --> 01:29:30,040
Speaker 4: Constipation is people who go twice a week. Really, that

1679
01:29:30,040 --> 01:29:35,920
Speaker 4: ain't good. Low normal is three to six times a week.

1680
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:40,280
Speaker 4: High normal that's me. That's one to three times a day.

1681
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:44,160
Speaker 4: And then anything higher than four times a day they

1682
01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:49,280
Speaker 4: just referred to as diarrhea. So that's where they dispense

1683
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:52,400
Speaker 4: with the medical terminology. They go, Yeah, four or five

1684
01:29:52,439 --> 01:29:55,800
Speaker 4: times a day, that's called you're just diarrhea. Yeah, so

1685
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:58,000
Speaker 4: if you go once a day, you're considered high normal.

1686
01:29:58,080 --> 01:30:02,320
Speaker 4: High normal. Wow, way down? Since I I lost weight

1687
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:04,479
Speaker 4: and stuff. I think that's because I just don't eat

1688
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:07,240
Speaker 4: as much, you know what I mean. So my body's

1689
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:09,120
Speaker 4: just slow on everything down. Now, let me ask you

1690
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,679
Speaker 4: this because Jess, we were talking about this yesterday. Jess

1691
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:15,160
Speaker 4: is a packa day smoker. My question is because I

1692
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:19,360
Speaker 4: don't know, but my understanding is that smoking is an

1693
01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:25,600
Speaker 4: appetite suppressant. Correct, yes, Okay, does that affect? Does smoking

1694
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:30,360
Speaker 4: affect your BMF in any in any measurable way, I'd

1695
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:33,880
Speaker 4: have to think, Man, I I used to smoke so

1696
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:36,040
Speaker 4: much that it just didn't matter, you know what I mean?

1697
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:37,840
Speaker 4: Like I would just take I was always didn't matter.

1698
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:39,599
Speaker 4: I would say, I'm always a once a day guy,

1699
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:41,639
Speaker 4: or I always was a once a day guy. So, Jess,

1700
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:44,040
Speaker 4: I'm bringing you into this. How many times a day

1701
01:30:44,800 --> 01:30:45,480
Speaker 4: it depends?

1702
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:46,760
Speaker 9: You know?

1703
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:48,719
Speaker 2: I can't poop in public? I'm scared.

1704
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:55,960
Speaker 4: Well, I watched Tell Why Nobody knows. Nobody knows it's you.

1705
01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:57,080
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.

1706
01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:58,920
Speaker 14: I never understand this off is and I like to

1707
01:30:58,920 --> 01:31:01,160
Speaker 14: take my time. And then the one time Doctor Oz

1708
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:03,439
Speaker 14: came on and he said you'll rip your butthole if

1709
01:31:03,439 --> 01:31:07,000
Speaker 14: you force it, and stuck.

1710
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:09,720
Speaker 4: In my head you needed doctor Oz to tell you

1711
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,760
Speaker 4: that you were gonna give yourself an the pisiotomy if

1712
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:12,799
Speaker 4: you push too hard.

1713
01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:14,440
Speaker 2: Be serious.

1714
01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:16,800
Speaker 4: You were already in a place where you would give

1715
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:17,360
Speaker 4: you a stitch.

1716
01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Leslie, Grant Marston's on the phone for the National

1717
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:22,559
Speaker 1: Park Service.

1718
01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:23,960
Speaker 2: I cannot meet with him right now. We are in

1719
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:24,639
Speaker 2: crisis mode.

1720
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:27,439
Speaker 17: Okay, Larry, just tell him I need to reschedule because

1721
01:31:27,439 --> 01:31:29,120
Speaker 17: I'm trying to fix my beehole disaster.

1722
01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:32,360
Speaker 2: Wait no, wait, no, Larry, don't tell him that. Don't

1723
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:33,080
Speaker 2: mention my Beehold.

1724
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:36,720
Speaker 4: Wait, so doctor Oz came on just coincidentally as you

1725
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:39,320
Speaker 4: were in the midst of some gastro intestinal distress, and

1726
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:42,519
Speaker 4: he said, hey, if you push too hard, you're gonna tear. No.

1727
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,760
Speaker 14: It was a long wait at the dentist office. Yeah,

1728
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:47,200
Speaker 14: back in the day, and doctor Oz would always be

1729
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:49,760
Speaker 14: on the TV. And I just remember that showing up

1730
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:52,360
Speaker 14: and then them talking about you rip your buttthole if

1731
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:54,720
Speaker 14: you force yep, and I'm like, well, I got to

1732
01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:56,439
Speaker 14: take an hour out of my day now.

1733
01:31:57,280 --> 01:31:57,559
Speaker 6: Wow.

1734
01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:00,519
Speaker 4: So you just you just sit there and wait. Huh.

1735
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:02,599
Speaker 14: I just like to wait on it and just hang out.

1736
01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:04,519
Speaker 14: I don't.

1737
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:05,120
Speaker 4: But that's not good.

1738
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:07,360
Speaker 2: Yeah she has a five month old though. True, Well

1739
01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:08,559
Speaker 2: I did this before I had a kid.

1740
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:10,840
Speaker 4: Oh well that's not good though. No, man, I want

1741
01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:12,880
Speaker 4: to get away from it soon as just to sit

1742
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:15,000
Speaker 4: there for a long time. Man, it's not good.

1743
01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:17,960
Speaker 14: Well, sometimes it's like twenty minutes, sometimes it's five. It

1744
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,360
Speaker 14: just depends on how I'm feeling.

1745
01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:23,360
Speaker 4: I hooked my pants. I ate too much corn m

1746
01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:28,400
Speaker 4: all right. But again from my initial question here, the

1747
01:32:28,479 --> 01:32:29,639
Speaker 4: smoking doesn't have anything.

1748
01:32:29,479 --> 01:32:29,920
Speaker 6: To do with it.

1749
01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:33,240
Speaker 2: Not in my opinion, Okay.

1750
01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:34,880
Speaker 4: I mean you know, I wouldn't know. The cigarettes and

1751
01:32:34,880 --> 01:32:37,639
Speaker 4: coffee definitely speed up the process, Like if I wanted

1752
01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:41,160
Speaker 4: to if I was still smoking, I guarantee you nothing

1753
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:43,120
Speaker 4: would get a morning started like a cup of coffee

1754
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:45,200
Speaker 4: and a cigarette. I would be crapping within ten minutes.

1755
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,080
Speaker 2: What Rob, I think you're right.

1756
01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:49,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's usually what that's get you going in the morning.

1757
01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:52,200
Speaker 4: I was always a morning crapper until I stopped smoking cigarettes.

1758
01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:54,559
Speaker 2: I guess I gotta smoke more.

1759
01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:58,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what she's got to get herself to two

1760
01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:00,240
Speaker 4: packs a day.

1761
01:33:00,479 --> 01:33:01,439
Speaker 2: Can she do it?

1762
01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:02,360
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1763
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:06,000
Speaker 19: The cock Show on one hundred seven.

1764
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:13,639
Speaker 13: Of course he stays calm when someone steals his stuff from.

1765
01:33:13,479 --> 01:33:14,840
Speaker 4: The company fridge.

1766
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:16,960
Speaker 6: He needs that energy for.

1767
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:19,080
Speaker 4: When he poops in their gas tank.

1768
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:25,520
Speaker 9: Alan Cox on one hundred point seven w MMS.

1769
01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:37,200
Speaker 27: Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, okay, all right.

1770
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:43,000
Speaker 26: On a freak riding around on wheelchairs motorized by electric

1771
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:47,280
Speaker 26: motors made my goblins in the factory of.

1772
01:33:47,320 --> 01:33:49,720
Speaker 4: My drywall and other products that they can eat back

1773
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:52,360
Speaker 4: at home on the sofa.

1774
01:33:52,680 --> 01:33:56,760
Speaker 26: That would see me about a man named Chandler Ming

1775
01:33:56,960 --> 01:34:00,360
Speaker 26: who guided a free cot up an accident a time

1776
01:34:00,479 --> 01:34:04,680
Speaker 26: drinking flavored waters.

1777
01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:14,280
Speaker 4: Is it Matthew Perry's family, like suing the doctor or something.

1778
01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:19,680
Speaker 4: There's like some yeah lawsuit litigation involving the death of

1779
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:26,240
Speaker 4: Matthew Perry. All very said. The Calves lose last night.

1780
01:34:26,439 --> 01:34:29,920
Speaker 4: They're really wobbly these days. They came off a three

1781
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:33,080
Speaker 4: game skid. Then they beat the Pacers, which everybody expected

1782
01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:35,280
Speaker 4: them to do, but lost to the Trailblazers last night,

1783
01:34:35,320 --> 01:34:37,759
Speaker 4: which I don't know if people expected that from them anyway,

1784
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:41,719
Speaker 4: won twenty two to one ten last night. Both teams

1785
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:44,200
Speaker 4: relatively hobbled, but the Calves still should have won. You

1786
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,000
Speaker 4: mentioned the Matthew Perry thing. You saw the news in

1787
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:49,000
Speaker 4: the last day or so, right, Well, I kind of

1788
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:53,400
Speaker 4: in my periphery noticed those headlines. But yeah, the doctor

1789
01:34:53,479 --> 01:34:57,120
Speaker 4: got thirty months he's going to jail for already ago. Okay, Yeah,

1790
01:34:57,120 --> 01:35:00,920
Speaker 4: it's a huge deal. Yeah, that's that's like a legit sentence,

1791
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:03,599
Speaker 4: Like people need to start thinking twice about what you're

1792
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:05,559
Speaker 4: going to do as a medical position. Yeah, and he'll

1793
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:07,519
Speaker 4: be out in four but you know what I mean,

1794
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:11,160
Speaker 4: maybe the doctor who gave Matthew Perry ketamine is sentenced

1795
01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:14,680
Speaker 4: to thirty months. But either way, man, four months to

1796
01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:18,479
Speaker 4: a guy who has been doctor to the stars is

1797
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 4: like a lifetime.

1798
01:35:19,360 --> 01:35:20,040
Speaker 6: That's a big deal.

1799
01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:22,360
Speaker 4: But they're they're not going to put him in bang

1800
01:35:22,360 --> 01:35:26,880
Speaker 4: you in the air. They do salva or placiencia. Now

1801
01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:28,600
Speaker 4: that sounds like a guy who had his name on

1802
01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:31,439
Speaker 4: like a you know, a strip mall door or something.

1803
01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:36,320
Speaker 4: Doctor Nick supplied doctors supplied the kedemine to Matthew Perry

1804
01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:38,840
Speaker 4: in the weeks before his overdose in twenty twenty three.

1805
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:45,880
Speaker 4: Was sentenced yesterday thirty months in federal prison. Hmm, okay,

1806
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:53,200
Speaker 4: four counts of ketamine distribution, So what did What was

1807
01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:56,640
Speaker 4: he charged with that's illegal if you're a physician, is

1808
01:35:56,720 --> 01:36:00,000
Speaker 4: ketamine distribution? I think so? And I like, I'm sure

1809
01:36:00,120 --> 01:36:05,679
Speaker 4: that they probably I thought kennemine was being like widely used.

1810
01:36:05,720 --> 01:36:08,960
Speaker 4: Now I don't in a controlled environment, and I would

1811
01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:11,760
Speaker 4: imagine that if you're a physician, you can at least

1812
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:15,840
Speaker 4: legally make a huge case for it being a controlled Yeah,

1813
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:18,840
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't think that. Well, especially with Matthew

1814
01:36:18,840 --> 01:36:24,080
Speaker 4: Perry's past, you wouldn't hand him high high amounts of kettymine. Yeah,

1815
01:36:24,120 --> 01:36:25,720
Speaker 4: I guess so, I mean, and I think I think

1816
01:36:25,760 --> 01:36:29,000
Speaker 4: he was charged with something with his death. It was uh,

1817
01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:34,240
Speaker 4: I mean he failed. I failed Matthew Perry. I failed him.

1818
01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:37,280
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Was his quote. I mean, it's where's the

1819
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:40,760
Speaker 4: because that Conrad Murray went to prison for a minute, right,

1820
01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:44,479
Speaker 4: the guy that gave Michael Jackson the Yeah. Yeah, everything's

1821
01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:47,760
Speaker 4: behind paywalls. You can't read a goddamn article. You got

1822
01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:53,640
Speaker 4: to use twelve foot ladder archive. Yeah. Conrad Murray was

1823
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:59,000
Speaker 4: convicted of involuntary manslaughter. He served just under two years

1824
01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:02,880
Speaker 4: of his four year sentence. He released a memoir called

1825
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:07,680
Speaker 4: this is It with an exclamation point that's an uncharacteristically

1826
01:37:07,800 --> 01:37:12,559
Speaker 4: jaunty in twenty sixteen. Okay, so he does fifty percent

1827
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:15,200
Speaker 4: of his sentence. This guy gets thirty months, which is

1828
01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:19,320
Speaker 4: just shy of three years. He'll probably be out in twelve.

1829
01:37:20,280 --> 01:37:23,400
Speaker 4: Four counts of ketamine distribution is what he was charged with,

1830
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:26,080
Speaker 4: So nothing with his actual death. It was just distribution.

1831
01:37:26,439 --> 01:37:31,759
Speaker 4: So I guess you cannot distribute ketamine. He had attained

1832
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:35,479
Speaker 4: fifty five thousand dollars during his brief relationship with Matthew Perry,

1833
01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:39,320
Speaker 4: the prosecutor, said if the case involved any other controlled substance,

1834
01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:41,960
Speaker 4: they'd be looking at a lot more time. Well, and

1835
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:45,320
Speaker 4: then they also had text messages from this guy discussing

1836
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,960
Speaker 4: his request for ketamine, saying, I wonder how much this

1837
01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:51,240
Speaker 4: moron will pay? Oh, I see okay, So he was

1838
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:55,719
Speaker 4: being willfully negligent. Yes, I see okay, his mother, there's

1839
01:37:55,920 --> 01:37:58,000
Speaker 4: my boy. I know how addicted he was. He survived

1840
01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:01,120
Speaker 4: it all to be called a moron. There's nothing Oh

1841
01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:05,080
Speaker 4: that sucks. Yeah, so obviously a dope on top of it.

1842
01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:06,280
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1843
01:38:06,360 --> 01:38:09,719
Speaker 4: I had just kind of seen the headline and noticed

1844
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:11,280
Speaker 4: that there was something going on there, but I hadn't

1845
01:38:11,320 --> 01:38:13,519
Speaker 4: really dug into it because for a while, like in

1846
01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:16,600
Speaker 4: the immediate aftermath of his death, they were looking to

1847
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:18,640
Speaker 4: blame anybody. Oh yeah, they were like, we're going to

1848
01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:20,320
Speaker 4: get this guy and this guy, and I guess I

1849
01:38:20,680 --> 01:38:22,720
Speaker 4: didn't pay attention to how that had shaken out.

1850
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:26,479
Speaker 2: Hey, Dick, Hey, Hey, what's going on?

1851
01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:28,120
Speaker 4: How are you?

1852
01:38:28,280 --> 01:38:28,519
Speaker 14: Hey?

1853
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:31,360
Speaker 28: Well, I'm doing good. I'm doing pretty good.

1854
01:38:31,560 --> 01:38:32,880
Speaker 4: How was your Thanksgiving?

1855
01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:33,160
Speaker 13: Dick?

1856
01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:35,920
Speaker 28: Good? It was great.

1857
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:38,880
Speaker 4: Did they put out a big spread there at the convalescent.

1858
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:42,759
Speaker 28: Home down here. I went to where my girlfriends staying

1859
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:46,640
Speaker 28: over Dope Creek. They had uh oh, there was a

1860
01:38:46,680 --> 01:38:49,719
Speaker 28: lot of people, the guess the members and their gas.

1861
01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:54,519
Speaker 28: They had Kurky and breast hash Boom, Castleball, sweet potato pie,

1862
01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:59,639
Speaker 28: green beans. Oh, vast potato isn't gravely. They had three

1863
01:38:59,680 --> 01:39:03,559
Speaker 28: different pies I tried. I tried the peak Ham, but

1864
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:07,200
Speaker 28: I preferred the the pumpkin pie. I like the pumpkin

1865
01:39:07,240 --> 01:39:10,400
Speaker 28: pie better, but I like the stuff. Dressing was good.

1866
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:13,400
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what did you say, Dick? Did you

1867
01:39:13,439 --> 01:39:14,440
Speaker 4: say your girlfriend?

1868
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:17,200
Speaker 28: Yeah?

1869
01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:18,400
Speaker 2: Boy, with respect.

1870
01:39:18,479 --> 01:39:20,160
Speaker 4: I thought that we had had a conversation where you

1871
01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:22,040
Speaker 4: talked about your girlfriend had passed away.

1872
01:39:23,479 --> 01:39:26,519
Speaker 28: No, she didn't know. She's been and she had to

1873
01:39:26,560 --> 01:39:27,719
Speaker 28: go to Oak Creek ubs.

1874
01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:29,720
Speaker 7: We have last Uh.

1875
01:39:30,520 --> 01:39:32,280
Speaker 4: So you went to visit her where she is?

1876
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:33,760
Speaker 21: Yeah?

1877
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:35,200
Speaker 28: I did when I could, you know?

1878
01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:36,400
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1879
01:39:36,479 --> 01:39:40,720
Speaker 28: And then then a caseworker payment in January it was

1880
01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:44,000
Speaker 28: February or solf. Uh. She wanted me to go to

1881
01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:47,559
Speaker 28: Assist of Living because she thought that I could get money.

1882
01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:50,280
Speaker 28: I got pretty good on the house, put that in

1883
01:39:50,360 --> 01:39:54,080
Speaker 28: the bank. But it's not bad here the system living,

1884
01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:56,720
Speaker 28: it's it's nice. You're close to Sinnati.

1885
01:39:56,760 --> 01:39:57,439
Speaker 13: You're close to.

1886
01:39:57,840 --> 01:40:02,160
Speaker 28: The freeways and stuff. It's around the the Dayton Marsh

1887
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:07,040
Speaker 28: shopping area. But uh yeah, I get okay if I

1888
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:09,639
Speaker 28: take I take the bus, the.

1889
01:40:09,680 --> 01:40:11,639
Speaker 2: Rapid transit close to the highways.

1890
01:40:11,960 --> 01:40:13,960
Speaker 4: Did they ever find any of the residents like hanging

1891
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:15,720
Speaker 4: out there on the highways or the off ramps or

1892
01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:16,760
Speaker 4: anything they got to go get them?

1893
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:17,120
Speaker 11: Or is.

1894
01:40:18,760 --> 01:40:19,760
Speaker 28: How'd you guess that?

1895
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:23,360
Speaker 4: I live and breathe, my friend, I live and breathe.

1896
01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:27,920
Speaker 28: Yeah. Yeah, right there at seventy five that was there

1897
01:40:28,080 --> 01:40:31,880
Speaker 28: was a real mass looked like somebody ether were three

1898
01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:35,439
Speaker 28: or four Miami Township cops. Yeah, it gets bad over

1899
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:36,960
Speaker 28: by that mall. I'll tell you.

1900
01:40:37,120 --> 01:40:40,080
Speaker 4: Okay, but so thanks so big. Big picture of Thanksgiving

1901
01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:40,519
Speaker 4: was good.

1902
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:46,160
Speaker 28: Yeah yeah, Hey, Cavaliers should have won that game, you know.

1903
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:48,280
Speaker 4: Kevalier should have won a lot of games. Dick things A,

1904
01:40:48,280 --> 01:40:49,920
Speaker 4: you're looking too great over there. That is the kind

1905
01:40:49,960 --> 01:40:51,559
Speaker 4: of pivot I would have liked to have seen on

1906
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:52,800
Speaker 4: the hardwood last night.

1907
01:40:54,280 --> 01:40:54,719
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1908
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,960
Speaker 28: Yeah, Hey, I think something's gonna happen Sunday.

1909
01:40:57,640 --> 01:41:01,200
Speaker 4: Guys, I think oh song was gonna have Oh yeah,

1910
01:41:01,200 --> 01:41:05,920
Speaker 4: something's gonna happen win Sunday yep, let's hope.

1911
01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:06,040
Speaker 11: So.

1912
01:41:06,120 --> 01:41:08,360
Speaker 4: Well, they are playing a terrible team, so let's hope

1913
01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:11,600
Speaker 4: that that is correct. A one win football team, they

1914
01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:13,519
Speaker 4: should be able to. Uh, I mean it's going to

1915
01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:17,639
Speaker 4: be competitive. And did you see Deshaun Watson's back out

1916
01:41:17,640 --> 01:41:18,400
Speaker 4: there practicing?

1917
01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:20,240
Speaker 28: Yeah?

1918
01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:20,800
Speaker 21: I did.

1919
01:41:21,080 --> 01:41:21,280
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1920
01:41:21,360 --> 01:41:26,679
Speaker 4: So so now we've got another option, another option at quarterback.

1921
01:41:27,040 --> 01:41:30,640
Speaker 4: Deshaun Watson could come back. Yeah, well, you.

1922
01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:34,360
Speaker 28: Got fifteen five games left. Maybe maybe they win a couple.

1923
01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:37,120
Speaker 4: Well, this guy, he likes to come back. This is

1924
01:41:37,120 --> 01:41:39,439
Speaker 4: a guy who has proven himself to be a repeat customer.

1925
01:41:39,479 --> 01:41:43,280
Speaker 28: Dick Miles Kart. I think it's the best in the league.

1926
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:45,360
Speaker 28: Don't you For sack, he's pretty good.

1927
01:41:45,439 --> 01:41:50,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, I sure do. That guy's sack is second to none. Yeah,

1928
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:55,000
Speaker 4: he's got more than everybody. I can imagine. Thank you.

1929
01:41:56,520 --> 01:42:03,280
Speaker 4: Look a boom boom down, somebody, look boom boomed down.

1930
01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:07,479
Speaker 4: He's talking about the Thanksgiving spread.

1931
01:42:07,520 --> 01:42:07,760
Speaker 6: Boy.

1932
01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:10,920
Speaker 4: I thought for sure we had discussed his girlfriend passing.

1933
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:14,080
Speaker 4: I thought she was like quite infirmed, I guess, and

1934
01:42:14,120 --> 01:42:15,840
Speaker 4: they were living together or something, and so I guess

1935
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:17,080
Speaker 4: she went to one place and he went to the

1936
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:19,519
Speaker 4: other and cash run in that house, which is really

1937
01:42:19,520 --> 01:42:22,160
Speaker 4: really good news. But you know, when I went home,

1938
01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:25,000
Speaker 4: and I do this all the time, I asked my mom, Hey,

1939
01:42:25,160 --> 01:42:30,439
Speaker 4: can I bring anything? And she always says no, but

1940
01:42:30,479 --> 01:42:33,640
Speaker 4: the two pies that by the way I told you

1941
01:42:33,680 --> 01:42:35,120
Speaker 4: the story, I had to turn around. I was a

1942
01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:36,880
Speaker 4: half an hour out. I turned around, Souse, we forgot

1943
01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:39,120
Speaker 4: the pies. Well, we got a couple of pies from

1944
01:42:39,160 --> 01:42:42,280
Speaker 4: Grayhouse out there in Westlake. We got a caramel apple pie.

1945
01:42:42,479 --> 01:42:47,040
Speaker 4: We got a chocolate peacan pie. Now, through no fault

1946
01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:50,240
Speaker 4: of their own, people and my whole family was there.

1947
01:42:50,400 --> 01:42:55,400
Speaker 4: Nobody was drawn to the chocolate peacan pie. Everybody went

1948
01:42:55,439 --> 01:43:01,960
Speaker 4: in my mom. By the way, my mom made pumpkin pies.

1949
01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:04,639
Speaker 4: I'm like, Mom, how many people did you make too

1950
01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:08,519
Speaker 4: much stuff? Because no one eat? I mean everybody was there,

1951
01:43:08,520 --> 01:43:11,320
Speaker 4: but I'm like, we're not all going to eat these,

1952
01:43:11,479 --> 01:43:16,320
Speaker 4: especially when I brought these amazing Greyhouse pies. So my mom.

1953
01:43:16,680 --> 01:43:19,960
Speaker 4: Maybe I might have moved the needle a bit. Because

1954
01:43:19,960 --> 01:43:22,080
Speaker 4: my mom was texting me earlier. She wanted to send

1955
01:43:22,160 --> 01:43:24,680
Speaker 4: something to my son and needed his address, and she's like,

1956
01:43:24,920 --> 01:43:27,920
Speaker 4: I'm still thinking about that caramel apple pie. I go, yeah,

1957
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:30,400
Speaker 4: this is what I'm talking about. I'm happy to bring

1958
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:35,760
Speaker 4: things to dinner. I'm only guaranteed a Thanksgiving visit. I

1959
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:37,639
Speaker 4: try to get home in the summer, but I can't

1960
01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:39,599
Speaker 4: always do that. But I told my mom I will

1961
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:42,479
Speaker 4: always come home for Thanksgiving. So if you want me

1962
01:43:42,560 --> 01:43:46,840
Speaker 4: to bring things to try to, you know, alleviate all

1963
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:49,280
Speaker 4: the work she has to do cooking. I know she

1964
01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:51,320
Speaker 4: likes to do it, but I'm like, yeah, you don't

1965
01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:56,240
Speaker 4: have to make six pumpkin pies, mom, because I put

1966
01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:58,400
Speaker 4: my pie, you know, after dinner, I put my pies out,

1967
01:43:58,439 --> 01:44:01,200
Speaker 4: and I go, where are the pumpkin She goes, They're

1968
01:44:01,240 --> 01:44:04,040
Speaker 4: in the garage. I go out there and they're all

1969
01:44:04,120 --> 01:44:06,599
Speaker 4: laid out. I go, Mom, why did you make somebody

1970
01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:09,880
Speaker 4: goddamn pies? I love to do it, honey, I love

1971
01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:10,360
Speaker 4: to do it.

1972
01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:13,800
Speaker 2: You know, Larry likes it. And they're not going to

1973
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:14,240
Speaker 2: meet him.

1974
01:44:14,280 --> 01:44:16,880
Speaker 4: But is that his name? Yeah, Larry. There was a

1975
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:19,880
Speaker 4: one year anniversary of my mom telling me that she

1976
01:44:20,080 --> 01:44:22,880
Speaker 4: was dating and at that time dating multiple guys. So

1977
01:44:22,960 --> 01:44:25,120
Speaker 4: you got a name too, huh, Larry? Had you had

1978
01:44:25,120 --> 01:44:25,839
Speaker 4: the name before?

1979
01:44:26,040 --> 01:44:26,240
Speaker 11: You know?

1980
01:44:26,439 --> 01:44:30,599
Speaker 4: He doesn't? I? Yeah, I had the name and apparently

1981
01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:32,120
Speaker 4: for whatever reason, like my brother in law is the

1982
01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:34,920
Speaker 4: only guy talks to I don't know. Interesting, Yeah, I

1983
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:37,280
Speaker 4: don't know. I haven't met the guy again. His CV

1984
01:44:37,439 --> 01:44:40,240
Speaker 4: is very impressive. He's like an engineer and an attorney.

1985
01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:45,000
Speaker 4: I don't know. And so you know, he has engineered

1986
01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:49,599
Speaker 4: his way into my mother's bloomers apparently. Well, I'm I'm

1987
01:44:49,720 --> 01:44:52,840
Speaker 4: being facetious here. I don't know, nor do I want

1988
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:56,080
Speaker 4: to know, nor is it any of my business? Sure,

1989
01:44:56,160 --> 01:44:58,559
Speaker 4: what's going on there? It is none of my business.

1990
01:44:59,439 --> 01:45:01,400
Speaker 4: That's what I told my mom from the jump. As

1991
01:45:01,439 --> 01:45:04,280
Speaker 4: long as you are being safe and you are happy,

1992
01:45:04,479 --> 01:45:07,080
Speaker 4: that's all I care about. But I think early on,

1993
01:45:07,280 --> 01:45:09,400
Speaker 4: in the aftermath a couple of years on from my

1994
01:45:09,520 --> 01:45:12,160
Speaker 4: dad passing away, you know, they'd been together for fifty

1995
01:45:12,160 --> 01:45:15,439
Speaker 4: plus years, it's only human and natural that she would

1996
01:45:15,479 --> 01:45:19,000
Speaker 4: get a little love drunk. So I wanted her to

1997
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:24,040
Speaker 4: be careful. I'm like, these dudes, nobody's gonna love bomb

1998
01:45:24,080 --> 01:45:28,599
Speaker 4: you harder than a widow or or a divorced guy

1999
01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:32,200
Speaker 4: or whatever. So I'm like, just be careful. And she

2000
01:45:32,320 --> 01:45:35,120
Speaker 4: has been my mom's a dummy, but I felt protective

2001
01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:37,280
Speaker 4: of her. You should, you know, I'm like, just be

2002
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:42,160
Speaker 4: careful to your Mom. Yeah, well, I'm about ninety nine

2003
01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:45,519
Speaker 4: point nine percent sure that Dick said hash bone castle.

2004
01:45:45,920 --> 01:45:48,360
Speaker 4: I didn't know what that was. That's what he brought.

2005
01:45:48,479 --> 01:45:51,000
Speaker 4: I don't Maybe he meant hash brown. I don't know

2006
01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:55,479
Speaker 4: a hash bone castle. Maybe it's a Dayton delicacy that

2007
01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:59,320
Speaker 4: we're not hip too. Oh you know what here mother

2008
01:45:59,360 --> 01:46:04,400
Speaker 4: on Mags had of a hashbone casserole. I'm just happy

2009
01:46:04,439 --> 01:46:06,160
Speaker 4: to hear him checking in. Man, we thought he was dead.

2010
01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:09,040
Speaker 4: This is the thing, and we're not going to know

2011
01:46:09,120 --> 01:46:12,120
Speaker 4: when he goes. I feel like he's a big enough

2012
01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:12,639
Speaker 4: deal that we.

2013
01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:13,960
Speaker 6: Might I would.

2014
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:16,400
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm counting on, is he calls so

2015
01:46:16,479 --> 01:46:18,680
Speaker 4: many goddamn radio stations that it's going to be in

2016
01:46:18,720 --> 01:46:22,360
Speaker 4: the wind. But we had a dead dick, false alarm, Yeah,

2017
01:46:22,439 --> 01:46:24,519
Speaker 4: I think a real one. We would know the real one,

2018
01:46:24,520 --> 01:46:29,280
Speaker 4: we would probably, I think that's right. Yeah, last thing

2019
01:46:29,320 --> 01:46:32,000
Speaker 4: we want around here is a dead dick. Right, and

2020
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:35,000
Speaker 4: so uh we like our Dick's alive and well dead

2021
01:46:35,040 --> 01:46:39,520
Speaker 4: eye Dick. Remember them Cotton eyed Joe, she don't eat meat,

2022
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:41,920
Speaker 4: she shall lock the ball. Oh that's right now, that

2023
01:46:41,960 --> 01:46:44,800
Speaker 4: one hit New age girl is one hit. Wonder who

2024
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:48,320
Speaker 4: did Cotton eye, Joe red next, rednecks, and ex not

2025
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:48,920
Speaker 4: even close.

2026
01:46:49,080 --> 01:46:49,200
Speaker 13: Now.

2027
01:46:49,280 --> 01:46:51,720
Speaker 4: They were from Sweden, I think, so that was their

2028
01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:57,040
Speaker 4: take on American rural culture. Little did they know they

2029
01:46:57,080 --> 01:47:03,640
Speaker 4: were one hundred percent correct. So Alan, my mother in

2030
01:47:03,680 --> 01:47:06,240
Speaker 4: law also had a boyfriend named Larry. We called him

2031
01:47:06,400 --> 01:47:13,240
Speaker 4: lair Bear. I don't need that yet. Lair Bear might

2032
01:47:13,280 --> 01:47:17,280
Speaker 4: be a good suggestion, though I've never met the guy.

2033
01:47:17,520 --> 01:47:20,120
Speaker 4: Haven't met the guy, and it sounds very much by

2034
01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:23,360
Speaker 4: design because I don't think my siblings have met him either.

2035
01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:25,720
Speaker 2: This guy sneaking at a window at night, like, how

2036
01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:26,559
Speaker 2: is it? Yeah, I don't know.

2037
01:47:26,600 --> 01:47:29,360
Speaker 4: He went to some charity event with my brother in law.

2038
01:47:29,439 --> 01:47:31,599
Speaker 4: My brother in law is a cop, and I don't

2039
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:33,280
Speaker 4: know if that was I don't know what it was.

2040
01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:36,200
Speaker 4: This was all being told to me second and third hand, Like,

2041
01:47:36,400 --> 01:47:39,880
Speaker 4: but not your sister. I don't think my sister said

2042
01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:41,960
Speaker 4: she's met him. Say that's weird, Like why the brother

2043
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:44,200
Speaker 4: in law? Because I I don't know, because it's a

2044
01:47:44,240 --> 01:47:46,640
Speaker 4: weird entry grow out. I I don't know, don't know.

2045
01:47:47,560 --> 01:47:49,200
Speaker 4: I like it, I don't like it. I think my

2046
01:47:49,320 --> 01:47:52,000
Speaker 4: brothers are a bit more stand office about the whole thing,

2047
01:47:52,120 --> 01:47:54,240
Speaker 4: because they're closer to it because they're all there, right.

2048
01:47:54,360 --> 01:47:56,439
Speaker 4: I dip in and out, you know, I like to

2049
01:47:56,479 --> 01:47:57,600
Speaker 4: be in the loop, and they don't want to be

2050
01:47:57,640 --> 01:47:59,320
Speaker 4: around it. They don't. I don't really have a you know,

2051
01:47:59,800 --> 01:48:01,800
Speaker 4: if it's weird. I mean, when I remember when my

2052
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:04,240
Speaker 4: mom first started, genuinely thought I was probably going to

2053
01:48:04,280 --> 01:48:08,960
Speaker 4: meet the guy at Thanksgiving, I didn't probably by design,

2054
01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:10,840
Speaker 4: I would imagine again, right, like you said, that's what

2055
01:48:10,880 --> 01:48:13,840
Speaker 4: it sounds like. And by the way, that's fine, yeah, fine,

2056
01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:16,719
Speaker 4: you know, I get back once a year. I don't

2057
01:48:16,720 --> 01:48:19,320
Speaker 4: need to Oh here's this guy. Okay, cool, he had

2058
01:48:19,360 --> 01:48:22,599
Speaker 4: to leave for a few hours while you guys were there. Well,

2059
01:48:22,640 --> 01:48:23,800
Speaker 4: and it's not like I'm going to be like a

2060
01:48:23,880 --> 01:48:26,320
Speaker 4: jag off to the guy, right, It's fine. They're nice

2061
01:48:26,360 --> 01:48:28,799
Speaker 4: to meet you. How you doing. My mom was seventy seven, jesus.

2062
01:48:28,840 --> 01:48:30,960
Speaker 4: I mean, you know it is odd, though, man, I'm

2063
01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:32,439
Speaker 4: not gonna lie to you. Like when you do have

2064
01:48:32,560 --> 01:48:35,920
Speaker 4: that meeting, it's like, oh, okay, cool, you're the guy

2065
01:48:35,960 --> 01:48:37,479
Speaker 4: hanging out with my mom. Yeah, it's fine. I mean

2066
01:48:37,520 --> 01:48:40,800
Speaker 4: my grandmother, my mom's mom, she got remarried when she

2067
01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:45,280
Speaker 4: was you know, you know, she was an older woman,

2068
01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:48,599
Speaker 4: companionship or what. Now. I don't see that happening. I'll

2069
01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:52,080
Speaker 4: see my mom getting remarried. But even if she was,

2070
01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:54,320
Speaker 4: you know, she might just be in it for the dinners.

2071
01:48:54,439 --> 01:48:57,280
Speaker 4: The hell do I know? She probably enjoys the companionship.

2072
01:48:57,320 --> 01:49:00,280
Speaker 4: She enjoys talking to somebody. It's a London bro oil

2073
01:49:00,439 --> 01:49:04,120
Speaker 4: raw going for the for the high end stay. He's

2074
01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:08,160
Speaker 4: a woman of refined palette. Sure, And if Larry's picking

2075
01:49:08,240 --> 01:49:13,880
Speaker 4: up the tab, why not get her to uh yeah,

2076
01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:18,519
Speaker 4: get her some nice spot downtown and I'm to buy

2077
01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:23,160
Speaker 4: you the finest London broil in all of Chicago, Illinois, Darling.

2078
01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:27,639
Speaker 4: And again, I don't know anything about the guy, but anyway,

2079
01:49:27,720 --> 01:49:30,679
Speaker 4: if your mom likes him, he's probably a wonderful person.

2080
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:33,480
Speaker 2: Listen, my mom is a peach.

2081
01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:35,519
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so you have to assume

2082
01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:38,280
Speaker 4: anyone that's worthy of taking up her time is probably

2083
01:49:38,320 --> 01:49:39,240
Speaker 4: also your person.

2084
01:49:39,560 --> 01:49:42,120
Speaker 2: Oh hone, he's going to take me to Gibson's tomorrow night,

2085
01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:42,920
Speaker 2: right down tom.

2086
01:49:42,800 --> 01:49:46,559
Speaker 4: Mom, that's the Viagra triangle. What's going on? What's happening

2087
01:49:46,600 --> 01:49:47,000
Speaker 4: down there?

2088
01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:50,320
Speaker 6: The Allen Carr Show on.

2089
01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:56,080
Speaker 2: One call, the Allan Cox Show.

2090
01:49:56,120 --> 01:49:57,519
Speaker 6: Is that what you want to do.

2091
01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:03,479
Speaker 15: Think about it, Alan, divorce, saying broke two one six

2092
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:04,519
Speaker 15: seven eight one.

2093
01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:08,040
Speaker 21: Double oh seven or one four eight one double oh seven.

2094
01:50:14,280 --> 01:50:14,680
Speaker 2: Three five.

2095
01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:19,840
Speaker 4: I want to send me a text. Email me at

2096
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:22,120
Speaker 4: Alan kochstro dot com. You watch on our YouTube channel

2097
01:50:22,520 --> 01:50:29,400
Speaker 4: quite the lively chat in there isn't there rough? And

2098
01:50:29,560 --> 01:50:32,000
Speaker 4: of course I heard Wheredy left. Listen, someone calls you

2099
01:50:32,080 --> 01:50:35,639
Speaker 4: a cutie good son? Who's that in the chat talking

2100
01:50:35,640 --> 01:50:38,080
Speaker 4: about you? Saying, Alan, you're such a cutie good son.

2101
01:50:38,200 --> 01:50:40,360
Speaker 4: I am a good son. See, I'm a great son,

2102
01:50:42,240 --> 01:50:45,880
Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a I'm a pretty good dad, I'm

2103
01:50:45,920 --> 01:50:51,439
Speaker 4: a middling husband, I'm a great son. Now I have

2104
01:50:51,720 --> 01:50:56,680
Speaker 4: been accused, I shouldn't say accused. I have been described

2105
01:50:57,400 --> 01:51:04,080
Speaker 4: by x's and their therapists as a mama's boy rob

2106
01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:06,839
Speaker 4: really Now, I don't in any way think of myself

2107
01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:11,080
Speaker 4: that way. However, I do if my shrinks will tell

2108
01:51:11,120 --> 01:51:14,320
Speaker 4: me that I give my mom. I have always given

2109
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:18,439
Speaker 4: my mom a lot of latitude that may or may

2110
01:51:18,479 --> 01:51:25,560
Speaker 4: not be deserved based on the vagaries of my childhood.

2111
01:51:25,680 --> 01:51:28,360
Speaker 4: Which that's a whole lot of therapy speak right there.

2112
01:51:29,280 --> 01:51:30,960
Speaker 4: But I don't think of myself. I love my mom

2113
01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:35,920
Speaker 4: always have. There's nothing really wrong with being a mama's boy,

2114
01:51:36,080 --> 01:51:40,160
Speaker 4: partial to your mother. I mean, I mean, I get it. Yeah,

2115
01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:42,519
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, my dad worked all day long.

2116
01:51:42,800 --> 01:51:45,280
Speaker 4: Love my dad, miss him every day, but my dad worked.

2117
01:51:46,080 --> 01:51:47,720
Speaker 4: You know, if you are of a certain age and

2118
01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:49,880
Speaker 4: you think about how I'm a gen xer, but I

2119
01:51:49,960 --> 01:51:54,360
Speaker 4: have you know, two generations quite literally of children. You know,

2120
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:55,840
Speaker 4: I have two in the early twenties, and I have

2121
01:51:55,840 --> 01:51:59,280
Speaker 4: a nine year old. And the way that when people

2122
01:51:59,280 --> 01:52:03,679
Speaker 4: talk about the way people raise their kids now as

2123
01:52:03,680 --> 01:52:06,800
Speaker 4: opposed to how we were raised, you know. Yeah, I

2124
01:52:06,880 --> 01:52:08,679
Speaker 4: joked to my daughter the other night, because my daughter

2125
01:52:08,760 --> 01:52:11,240
Speaker 4: will be She'll be in her room or something on

2126
01:52:11,280 --> 01:52:13,640
Speaker 4: her tablet, doing like duo, lingo or reading something, and

2127
01:52:13,640 --> 01:52:16,000
Speaker 4: then she'll come down in the TV room. I'll be

2128
01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:17,960
Speaker 4: watching something, or she'd be like, can we watch something else?

2129
01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:20,960
Speaker 4: I go. You know, if I had ever walked in

2130
01:52:21,120 --> 01:52:23,800
Speaker 4: the room while my dad was watching something and said

2131
01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:27,759
Speaker 4: let's watch something else, yeah, I said, My deal is, yeah,

2132
01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:31,759
Speaker 4: who are you get out of here? Bastard? I don't

2133
01:52:31,840 --> 01:52:35,040
Speaker 4: care what you yeah, And of course I don't care,

2134
01:52:35,120 --> 01:52:36,639
Speaker 4: so I'm like, sure, what do you want to watch? Saying,

2135
01:52:38,120 --> 01:52:42,000
Speaker 4: but yeah, so we my mom was the one who

2136
01:52:42,360 --> 01:52:44,080
Speaker 4: you know, she was the one that was around.

2137
01:52:44,120 --> 01:52:44,320
Speaker 6: You know.

2138
01:52:44,360 --> 01:52:46,640
Speaker 4: Where I noticed it too, is like, uh, you know,

2139
01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:49,360
Speaker 4: back in the day, there was more of the assigned

2140
01:52:49,400 --> 01:52:51,360
Speaker 4: seating things like in the living room, like Dad had

2141
01:52:51,400 --> 01:52:53,960
Speaker 4: a chair or spot on the couch whatever. But like

2142
01:52:53,960 --> 01:52:56,439
Speaker 4: we'll be sitting watching something and I'll get up and

2143
01:52:56,800 --> 01:52:58,960
Speaker 4: take a leak or whatever, and I come back and

2144
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:01,960
Speaker 4: one of them's in my seat, and I'm like, hey,

2145
01:53:02,000 --> 01:53:03,719
Speaker 4: go ah, you know, I wanted to change a spot,

2146
01:53:03,720 --> 01:53:06,040
Speaker 4: and you know, it was uncomfortable, and I don't have

2147
01:53:06,080 --> 01:53:08,559
Speaker 4: balls big enough to be like, hey, get your little

2148
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,479
Speaker 4: ass out of my seat. I'll do it. I'm like,

2149
01:53:10,520 --> 01:53:12,280
Speaker 4: all right, it would be it would be a bigger

2150
01:53:12,360 --> 01:53:16,280
Speaker 4: deal to me if that vibe tips into like your

2151
01:53:16,360 --> 01:53:18,559
Speaker 4: kid being rude. Oh there was no route, there's no rut,

2152
01:53:18,720 --> 01:53:20,240
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Like it to me, it's not

2153
01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:25,320
Speaker 4: because I got My parents believed very strongly in corporal punishment, right. Yeah.

2154
01:53:25,320 --> 01:53:28,400
Speaker 4: Now my younger brothers and my sister not so much.

2155
01:53:28,439 --> 01:53:31,360
Speaker 4: But whatever, I was the oldest, and I was the one.

2156
01:53:31,400 --> 01:53:34,599
Speaker 4: I guess I was getting in trouble at school. I

2157
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:36,200
Speaker 4: was trying to be class clown and all that kind

2158
01:53:36,200 --> 01:53:38,599
Speaker 4: of stuff. And my parents, my mom in particularly, very

2159
01:53:38,680 --> 01:53:41,760
Speaker 4: very big on appearances, so she wasn't gonna sit for

2160
01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:46,160
Speaker 4: that at all. So I got spanked a lot as

2161
01:53:46,240 --> 01:53:49,760
Speaker 4: a kid. So when I started having children, I was like,

2162
01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:52,479
Speaker 4: I'm never ever doing that to my kids.

2163
01:53:52,560 --> 01:53:52,800
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2164
01:53:52,840 --> 01:53:55,439
Speaker 4: No, same, And my mom would always be like, good luck.

2165
01:53:56,439 --> 01:54:00,280
Speaker 4: So her thought was, spare the rod, spoil the child, right,

2166
01:54:00,479 --> 01:54:03,920
Speaker 4: her thought was good luck, wait until they're walking all

2167
01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:06,719
Speaker 4: over you, because blah blah blah. My kids never walked

2168
01:54:06,760 --> 01:54:07,280
Speaker 4: all over me.

2169
01:54:07,479 --> 01:54:07,719
Speaker 6: Same.

2170
01:54:08,240 --> 01:54:10,639
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's I go, you know a mom, I'm

2171
01:54:10,640 --> 01:54:14,080
Speaker 4: gonna take my chances, right, I'm gonna do it differently.

2172
01:54:14,240 --> 01:54:15,519
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take my chances.

2173
01:54:15,720 --> 01:54:15,920
Speaker 13: Yeah.

2174
01:54:15,920 --> 01:54:18,240
Speaker 4: If I ever spanked one of my kids, the same

2175
01:54:18,280 --> 01:54:20,240
Speaker 4: and if I press the issue, if I was like, hey,

2176
01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:22,920
Speaker 4: beat it, they would in a second, and they have.

2177
01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:25,120
Speaker 4: But most of the time if they do it, they'll

2178
01:54:25,120 --> 01:54:26,880
Speaker 4: give me that look, like the smile like oh this

2179
01:54:26,920 --> 01:54:28,680
Speaker 4: is where I wanted to be sitting, and I'll just

2180
01:54:28,680 --> 01:54:30,800
Speaker 4: sit elsewhere. Plenty of places to sit, you know what

2181
01:54:30,840 --> 01:54:34,480
Speaker 4: I mean. Yeah, my daughter she's like, I go, we

2182
01:54:34,560 --> 01:54:38,800
Speaker 4: don't tell you no. Very often She describes herself as

2183
01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:42,160
Speaker 4: a reasonable kid. My kid's a piss her. She describes

2184
01:54:42,200 --> 01:54:46,320
Speaker 4: herself as reasonable, right, And so I go. We don't

2185
01:54:46,320 --> 01:54:49,120
Speaker 4: tell you no often, but when we do, it's for

2186
01:54:49,160 --> 01:54:51,600
Speaker 4: a very good reason and we mean it, and there's

2187
01:54:51,680 --> 01:54:53,600
Speaker 4: like very little pushback or anything like that. You know,

2188
01:54:54,360 --> 01:54:56,880
Speaker 4: I have to I have to go to her Christmas

2189
01:54:56,920 --> 01:55:02,520
Speaker 4: program tonight, the Christmas concert, fourth grade Christmas concert. So

2190
01:55:02,560 --> 01:55:04,360
Speaker 4: I'd probably be up there playing a cigar box of

2191
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:09,680
Speaker 4: rubber bands are on it. Oh, it's fun. Isn't a

2192
01:55:09,720 --> 01:55:13,280
Speaker 4: text from Dustin down there in Georgia? Alan, I don't

2193
01:55:13,320 --> 01:55:16,560
Speaker 4: want to be a total creep, and in the most

2194
01:55:16,920 --> 01:55:23,960
Speaker 4: unperverted way possible. Jess has a very distinct smile, and

2195
01:55:24,000 --> 01:55:27,440
Speaker 4: there's an actress with a very similar mouth, but I

2196
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:30,800
Speaker 4: can't think of her name. A very similar mouth a

2197
01:55:31,080 --> 01:55:36,200
Speaker 4: Dustin in Georgia is laser focused on Jess's mouth. Well

2198
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:39,960
Speaker 4: that makes sense. A thunderdome, huh, that makes sense with

2199
01:55:40,040 --> 01:55:47,320
Speaker 4: the accentge heard of. Man.

2200
01:55:47,560 --> 01:55:49,440
Speaker 2: Now I need to know whose mouth I look like?

2201
01:55:49,600 --> 01:55:49,800
Speaker 6: Yeah?

2202
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:52,920
Speaker 4: Right, mouth? Whose mouth similar?

2203
01:55:53,360 --> 01:55:53,480
Speaker 13: Uh?

2204
01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:58,200
Speaker 4: Actor mouth? Yeah? I was watching some of your speed

2205
01:55:58,280 --> 01:55:59,760
Speaker 4: Rail performances, Jess.

2206
01:56:00,040 --> 01:56:01,920
Speaker 2: Oh boy, yeah, that was it.

2207
01:56:01,960 --> 01:56:04,760
Speaker 4: Was randomly googling some stuff when she was fronting Corey

2208
01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:09,000
Speaker 4: Roddick's band before she took off the Chicago and I

2209
01:56:09,080 --> 01:56:11,240
Speaker 4: was watching some of those Corey says, we got to

2210
01:56:11,280 --> 01:56:14,520
Speaker 4: work on you for some shows coming up. Meanwhile, got

2211
01:56:14,520 --> 01:56:15,960
Speaker 4: to get you back, got to start doing some more

2212
01:56:16,000 --> 01:56:17,760
Speaker 4: speed reel gigs. I think that's what he wants.

2213
01:56:17,800 --> 01:56:19,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I see, we did do one.

2214
01:56:19,840 --> 01:56:22,400
Speaker 14: We did a benefit out in Geneva on the Lake

2215
01:56:22,760 --> 01:56:25,600
Speaker 14: and that was our reunion after God, I think we

2216
01:56:25,680 --> 01:56:28,440
Speaker 14: had played together for like three years, five years something

2217
01:56:28,520 --> 01:56:32,960
Speaker 14: like that. He's ready, He's ready, He's always ready. He

2218
01:56:33,160 --> 01:56:36,280
Speaker 14: loves speed Rail, he does, and I love him, so

2219
01:56:36,400 --> 01:56:37,160
Speaker 14: just do whatever.

2220
01:56:36,960 --> 01:56:37,600
Speaker 4: Makes him happen.

2221
01:56:37,680 --> 01:56:39,240
Speaker 2: I do too. I love Corey.

2222
01:56:40,200 --> 01:56:44,520
Speaker 4: Well anyway, Dustin from Georgia. Not being a creep, but

2223
01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:46,280
Speaker 4: you got a parody mouth?

2224
01:56:46,600 --> 01:56:48,040
Speaker 2: Hi, my, what put it?

2225
01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:51,400
Speaker 4: No, he knows what's up.

2226
01:56:51,480 --> 01:56:55,960
Speaker 2: Of course I need to know. Now it's time. He

2227
01:56:56,360 --> 01:56:58,000
Speaker 2: needs to do his homework and figure it out.

2228
01:56:58,160 --> 01:57:02,560
Speaker 4: Oh, he'll let you know. I'm sure guaranteed. Stephen can't

2229
01:57:02,560 --> 01:57:04,360
Speaker 4: wants to know if my brother in law told Larry

2230
01:57:04,400 --> 01:57:10,200
Speaker 4: about his thick scrotum. Yeah, my brother in law apparently

2231
01:57:10,240 --> 01:57:12,800
Speaker 4: has some huge thick scrotum. This isn't a huge he's

2232
01:57:13,160 --> 01:57:15,640
Speaker 4: telling it. We were trading vasectomy stories and he was

2233
01:57:15,960 --> 01:57:17,960
Speaker 4: talking about how apparently the doctors told him he had

2234
01:57:17,960 --> 01:57:19,080
Speaker 4: a very thick scrotum.

2235
01:57:19,720 --> 01:57:23,240
Speaker 2: Break out the barely know you and now I know

2236
01:57:23,400 --> 01:57:24,160
Speaker 2: this about you.

2237
01:57:25,200 --> 01:57:27,120
Speaker 4: I could count on one hand the things I know

2238
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:29,320
Speaker 4: about you since you married my sister a year and

2239
01:57:29,360 --> 01:57:33,040
Speaker 4: a half ago, and now I know that one of

2240
01:57:33,080 --> 01:57:37,160
Speaker 4: the things you know so good a thick scrotum, right,

2241
01:57:39,360 --> 01:57:48,680
Speaker 4: So uh yeah, yeah. Somebody said I eat, I eat.

2242
01:57:48,840 --> 01:57:53,360
Speaker 4: Where is it I eat diamonds or in my poop?

2243
01:57:53,400 --> 01:57:58,280
Speaker 4: We were talking about your your your bowel movement frequency earlier.

2244
01:57:58,360 --> 01:58:01,040
Speaker 4: You know what that has to do with your your

2245
01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:03,400
Speaker 4: health and how much is too much. Somebody texted me

2246
01:58:03,400 --> 01:58:05,320
Speaker 4: that they go like eight times a day, and I'm like,

2247
01:58:05,680 --> 01:58:08,200
Speaker 4: that's what they called the diarrhea. Yeah at that point,

2248
01:58:08,320 --> 01:58:11,400
Speaker 4: just like just wear something, right because you're just always pooping.

2249
01:58:11,760 --> 01:58:12,360
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2250
01:58:13,600 --> 01:58:19,120
Speaker 4: No, somebody said that they they were joking they eat diamonds.

2251
01:58:19,240 --> 01:58:24,560
Speaker 4: So they're Doukie glitters and I'm like, I'm like, that's like,

2252
01:58:24,840 --> 01:58:28,200
Speaker 4: now that's a good drag name. Doukie glitters. Jukie Glitters

2253
01:58:28,520 --> 01:58:33,960
Speaker 4: is a good drag name. That's fantastic. Doukeie glitters. Yeah, Hi,

2254
01:58:34,720 --> 01:58:38,120
Speaker 4: I like that. Well anyway, I can't find it, but

2255
01:58:38,120 --> 01:58:41,120
Speaker 4: it was somewhere in there. Oh no, I got it wrong, Allan.

2256
01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:43,040
Speaker 4: I sprinkled diamonds on my food so that my Dukie

2257
01:58:43,080 --> 01:58:46,160
Speaker 4: twinkles even better. Dookie Twinkles is a good drag name.

2258
01:58:46,200 --> 01:58:48,840
Speaker 4: Jukie Twinkles is even better than Doukie glitters. Yeah, that's great.

2259
01:58:50,280 --> 01:58:53,760
Speaker 29: Hi, Alan, this is Christine in East Rochester. I'm listening

2260
01:58:53,760 --> 01:58:57,120
Speaker 29: to the podcast and you said the cleaning lady mentioned

2261
01:58:57,200 --> 01:59:00,240
Speaker 29: you look like Ozzy Osbourne. I don't see that either,

2262
01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:04,120
Speaker 29: but I did see your doppelganger at the Gojira concert

2263
01:59:04,280 --> 01:59:07,960
Speaker 29: in August of twenty twenty three at Jacob's Pavilion. I

2264
01:59:07,960 --> 01:59:10,720
Speaker 29: almost called out your name, but I realized it wasn't

2265
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:13,360
Speaker 29: you because you had an appearance and this guy was

2266
01:59:13,360 --> 01:59:15,080
Speaker 29: wearing socks with sandals.

2267
01:59:15,360 --> 01:59:18,080
Speaker 4: Hate the show. Oh boy, how about that? That is

2268
01:59:18,120 --> 01:59:22,080
Speaker 4: a very specific look, man, and that is bizarro world,

2269
01:59:22,120 --> 01:59:24,320
Speaker 4: Allan Cox, like there is if you were going to

2270
01:59:24,360 --> 01:59:28,760
Speaker 4: find the exact opposite human, that's him right the day

2271
01:59:28,800 --> 01:59:32,960
Speaker 4: you left the house in socks and sandals shorts socks

2272
01:59:32,960 --> 01:59:36,720
Speaker 4: and sandals. It's an impossibility. It would never happen. You

2273
01:59:36,720 --> 01:59:38,880
Speaker 4: would have to think someone has your family held hostage.

2274
01:59:38,880 --> 01:59:39,960
Speaker 4: If anybody ever saw you like this.

2275
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what a flex.

2276
01:59:41,800 --> 01:59:43,760
Speaker 4: I agree, But I'm saying you would never do it.

2277
01:59:46,280 --> 01:59:51,000
Speaker 4: Don't tell me how to live. I mean I probably wouldn't,

2278
01:59:51,840 --> 01:59:54,160
Speaker 4: But now you're going to. I mean, if you see

2279
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:57,680
Speaker 4: me at a Gozier show and I'm wearing socks and sandals,

2280
01:59:57,840 --> 02:00:00,840
Speaker 4: did you can yell out out? It ain't gonna be me.

2281
02:00:01,080 --> 02:00:04,600
Speaker 4: But if you do it, I think someone's got your

2282
02:00:04,840 --> 02:00:08,120
Speaker 4: your family held host It's like, that's just the antithesis

2283
02:00:08,120 --> 02:00:09,560
Speaker 4: of you. Well, I was gonna say that that wouldn't

2284
02:00:09,640 --> 02:00:12,680
Speaker 4: really be my sartorial choice. However, that is a punk

2285
02:00:12,760 --> 02:00:16,840
Speaker 4: rock move. Boy to bring back socks with sandals, I

2286
02:00:16,920 --> 02:00:19,680
Speaker 4: do not. My dad used to mow the lawn the socks.

2287
02:00:19,400 --> 02:00:23,880
Speaker 27: And socks and sand, socks and sand.

2288
02:00:24,120 --> 02:00:26,520
Speaker 5: Bring your cats socks and sandals.

2289
02:00:27,160 --> 02:00:31,240
Speaker 4: Socks, sandal shocks of sandals. I wear my socks and

2290
02:00:31,320 --> 02:00:34,680
Speaker 4: berks in the house. See I don't have burking socks.

2291
02:00:35,000 --> 02:00:37,200
Speaker 4: I do, and I wear them around the house with socks.

2292
02:00:37,560 --> 02:00:40,720
Speaker 4: Why because I like to? But why not just wear socks,

2293
02:00:41,040 --> 02:00:43,080
Speaker 4: you know, because I like to have some uh what

2294
02:00:43,120 --> 02:00:45,280
Speaker 4: do you call it? Some support on my feet. So

2295
02:00:45,440 --> 02:00:48,480
Speaker 4: some people some people hate. Some people only want to

2296
02:00:48,480 --> 02:00:50,839
Speaker 4: walk around barefoot. I don't like that, but my tootsies

2297
02:00:50,880 --> 02:00:53,280
Speaker 4: get cold. Yeah, So I like I walk around my

2298
02:00:53,280 --> 02:00:56,640
Speaker 4: house in socks. I have slippers, but I like I

2299
02:00:56,720 --> 02:00:58,520
Speaker 4: like to wear my berks because they're indoor birks and

2300
02:00:58,520 --> 02:01:00,880
Speaker 4: I'll wear them outside off them. So I wear those,

2301
02:01:01,200 --> 02:01:03,200
Speaker 4: and then I have a nice pair of ll Bean

2302
02:01:04,240 --> 02:01:06,920
Speaker 4: slippers I wear. Oh, kind of goes between the two.

2303
02:01:06,960 --> 02:01:09,680
Speaker 4: My my burks are my first floor shoe. Are these

2304
02:01:09,800 --> 02:01:14,000
Speaker 4: like slide on fuzzy slippers? There is there a back moccasins.

2305
02:01:14,040 --> 02:01:17,680
Speaker 4: Moccasins huh type in ll Bean moccasin you'll find them. Bitches.

2306
02:01:17,760 --> 02:01:22,520
Speaker 4: Do you have and I like ll Bean stuff? Do

2307
02:01:22,600 --> 02:01:24,320
Speaker 4: you have like a smoking jet?

2308
02:01:24,480 --> 02:01:24,640
Speaker 24: Oh?

2309
02:01:24,680 --> 02:01:27,720
Speaker 4: I see these are like shearling slippers. That's them. The

2310
02:01:27,720 --> 02:01:31,240
Speaker 4: first you see the wicked good sheep skin shearling's that's

2311
02:01:31,360 --> 02:01:34,320
Speaker 4: that's my jam. Those are my indoor slips.

2312
02:01:34,560 --> 02:01:35,240
Speaker 2: Wow.

2313
02:01:35,600 --> 02:01:39,560
Speaker 4: I go to those pretty much exclusively right around Christmas.

2314
02:01:39,600 --> 02:01:42,720
Speaker 4: But these look like outdoor shoes. They're not. I mean

2315
02:01:42,720 --> 02:01:44,920
Speaker 4: they could be because they have this stuff on the bottom.

2316
02:01:45,240 --> 02:01:47,160
Speaker 4: I wear it right now. It's it's it's still burks

2317
02:01:47,200 --> 02:01:49,720
Speaker 4: because they're still around. I'll put those away soon, but

2318
02:01:49,800 --> 02:01:53,040
Speaker 4: right around Christmas, I'll switch exclusively to the to the

2319
02:01:53,080 --> 02:01:54,240
Speaker 4: wicked good sheep skin.

2320
02:01:54,400 --> 02:01:54,800
Speaker 6: Dude.

2321
02:01:55,000 --> 02:01:57,960
Speaker 4: I remember when I was a kid, the one time

2322
02:01:58,280 --> 02:02:02,040
Speaker 4: I met my paternal grandmother. We didn't really know my

2323
02:02:02,120 --> 02:02:05,280
Speaker 4: dad's side of the family. The one time I met

2324
02:02:05,720 --> 02:02:08,760
Speaker 4: my dad's mother, she was living in New Mexico and

2325
02:02:08,840 --> 02:02:12,160
Speaker 4: we visited her. I'm sorry she visited us. We didn't

2326
02:02:12,200 --> 02:02:15,800
Speaker 4: go anywhere. She had come out to Illinois and she

2327
02:02:15,920 --> 02:02:17,920
Speaker 4: brought because she's living in New Mexico and she was

2328
02:02:18,000 --> 02:02:22,520
Speaker 4: living she was an artist and so completely opposite from

2329
02:02:22,520 --> 02:02:23,560
Speaker 4: what we knew about my dad.

2330
02:02:24,560 --> 02:02:25,160
Speaker 2: And then she was.

2331
02:02:25,120 --> 02:02:28,800
Speaker 4: Living like adjacent to an indigenous community, and so she

2332
02:02:28,920 --> 02:02:33,680
Speaker 4: had brought back all of this like native stuff, and

2333
02:02:33,720 --> 02:02:35,800
Speaker 4: so she had My sister wasn't born yet. It was

2334
02:02:35,840 --> 02:02:38,000
Speaker 4: me and my two brothers, and she brought us all

2335
02:02:38,280 --> 02:02:47,240
Speaker 4: handmade moccasins, like legit moccasins, nothing comfy about them. But

2336
02:02:47,400 --> 02:02:50,640
Speaker 4: I loved those things. I loved them. And so the

2337
02:02:50,680 --> 02:02:56,720
Speaker 4: thought rob of getting LLL Bean moccasins. Yeah, place, Oh

2338
02:02:56,840 --> 02:02:59,200
Speaker 4: so you're saying you wouldn't do this because you've had

2339
02:02:59,240 --> 02:03:02,880
Speaker 4: the real one. Oh well, you're crazy, because these ones

2340
02:03:02,960 --> 02:03:09,040
Speaker 4: are incredible. Penny, you stand on. TJ made me laugh

2341
02:03:09,080 --> 02:03:11,920
Speaker 4: in the chat. He wrote out Duky Twinkles, but he

2342
02:03:11,960 --> 02:03:19,320
Speaker 4: wrote it as Duke e Twinkles, and I feel like twinkles.

2343
02:03:19,600 --> 02:03:21,640
Speaker 4: That's now I got to use that in some way.

2344
02:03:22,200 --> 02:03:25,200
Speaker 4: It's gonna be my name. High I'm Duke Ebenezer Twinkles,

2345
02:03:27,080 --> 02:03:31,640
Speaker 4: Duke Edward, Duke Edward Twinkles. All right, well then maybe

2346
02:03:31,680 --> 02:03:35,040
Speaker 4: I'll bookmark these, get yourself a pair.

2347
02:03:35,840 --> 02:03:38,080
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll get you gonna get you a pair of moccasins.

2348
02:03:38,080 --> 02:03:40,520
Speaker 4: I'm not a slipper guy, though, I'm not walking around

2349
02:03:40,520 --> 02:03:43,920
Speaker 4: the house in slippers. But here's the thing. I wear

2350
02:03:44,080 --> 02:03:47,160
Speaker 4: socks too because I don't like them to stink, like

2351
02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:49,640
Speaker 4: I don't want my feet to stink because they look warm.

2352
02:03:49,680 --> 02:03:52,960
Speaker 4: So your feet, and that's what it is. You take

2353
02:03:53,000 --> 02:03:55,360
Speaker 4: them off. It a little reprieved from the moccasin, you

2354
02:03:55,400 --> 02:03:56,760
Speaker 4: know what I mean. But then you got the sandals

2355
02:03:56,760 --> 02:03:59,400
Speaker 4: on and your toes don't get cold. See It's like,

2356
02:03:59,400 --> 02:04:02,840
Speaker 4: that's why I love the sock with the moccasin socks

2357
02:04:02,840 --> 02:04:05,120
Speaker 4: with the mocks. You see, it's an important thing.

2358
02:04:06,080 --> 02:04:06,320
Speaker 13: Alan.

2359
02:04:06,360 --> 02:04:09,440
Speaker 4: The kids are doing socks and birkenstocks. The athlete's are

2360
02:04:09,480 --> 02:04:12,640
Speaker 4: doing slides in socks. Now, if you're doing sporting socks

2361
02:04:12,640 --> 02:04:15,760
Speaker 4: and strap sandals, you should seek the therapist.

2362
02:04:15,840 --> 02:04:16,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2363
02:04:16,080 --> 02:04:19,680
Speaker 4: The guys who were the socks and like the tivas, Yeah,

2364
02:04:19,680 --> 02:04:21,880
Speaker 4: that's a whole other thing. Listen. I think you should

2365
02:04:21,880 --> 02:04:23,760
Speaker 4: do whatever you want to do. I'm just not like

2366
02:04:23,840 --> 02:04:27,000
Speaker 4: a slipper guy. Oh never have you gotta get a

2367
02:04:27,040 --> 02:04:28,920
Speaker 4: good pair of man, get a good pair of slippers,

2368
02:04:28,960 --> 02:04:29,560
Speaker 4: nothing better.

2369
02:04:29,920 --> 02:04:32,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, put your feet up.

2370
02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:36,120
Speaker 4: Hell, little fire going nice? Alan, I'm a barefoot guy.

2371
02:04:36,120 --> 02:04:37,720
Speaker 4: Even though my tootsy is a cold, I put up

2372
02:04:37,760 --> 02:04:40,320
Speaker 4: with it because I'm a grown ass man. Well that, yeah,

2373
02:04:40,360 --> 02:04:41,400
Speaker 4: you're right, that's what makes you a man.

2374
02:04:41,480 --> 02:04:41,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2375
02:04:41,640 --> 02:04:43,640
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I I don't hold toes makes

2376
02:04:43,640 --> 02:04:43,960
Speaker 2: you a man?

2377
02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:46,840
Speaker 4: No, the flex is there. I don't like my feet

2378
02:04:46,840 --> 02:04:49,480
Speaker 4: to be cold, so I can because I'm a grown

2379
02:04:49,480 --> 02:04:52,240
Speaker 4: ass man, I can put socks on my feet. You

2380
02:04:52,280 --> 02:04:55,280
Speaker 4: know the difference between us. You have cold feet and

2381
02:04:55,320 --> 02:04:58,840
Speaker 4: we don't. Yeah, I don't see how that makes you

2382
02:04:58,840 --> 02:04:59,160
Speaker 4: a man?

2383
02:04:59,280 --> 02:05:01,680
Speaker 2: Why do I? Why should I?

2384
02:05:02,000 --> 02:05:02,160
Speaker 11: Oh?

2385
02:05:02,200 --> 02:05:03,800
Speaker 4: You know what else I don't do. I don't turn

2386
02:05:03,840 --> 02:05:05,600
Speaker 4: my god damn heat on until February.

2387
02:05:06,080 --> 02:05:07,080
Speaker 6: A real man, there's.

2388
02:05:06,920 --> 02:05:09,720
Speaker 4: Forty three degrees in my kitchen. Hey, listen, you want

2389
02:05:09,880 --> 02:05:14,160
Speaker 4: icycles hanging from your balls? Join those cold feet. I'm

2390
02:05:14,160 --> 02:05:20,320
Speaker 4: gonna keep wearing my Bomba socks and my beauty little moccasins. Yeah.

2391
02:05:20,760 --> 02:05:23,200
Speaker 4: I mentioned the dog show. While we were gone for

2392
02:05:23,280 --> 02:05:33,959
Speaker 4: a Thanksgiving, they had that dog show on them. Don't

2393
02:05:34,000 --> 02:05:37,840
Speaker 4: show little dogs, gusty dogs, Buffy Dunton, quiet dogs.

2394
02:05:40,040 --> 02:05:40,520
Speaker 6: To show.

2395
02:05:41,120 --> 02:05:42,840
Speaker 2: And now it's time for Letter of the Day.

2396
02:05:43,160 --> 02:05:47,040
Speaker 18: This one comes from Miss Blash Richmond of Cleveland, Ohio.

2397
02:05:47,720 --> 02:05:50,600
Speaker 4: She also included a small oil painting of her pepion,

2398
02:05:50,800 --> 02:05:54,720
Speaker 4: Lord Pistachio. That Lord Pistachio is cute, but he didn't

2399
02:05:54,720 --> 02:05:56,680
Speaker 4: win this year. But you know who went viral from

2400
02:05:56,680 --> 02:06:01,120
Speaker 4: the National Dog Show, John O'Hurley. Remember the name John O'Hurley.

2401
02:06:01,760 --> 02:06:05,960
Speaker 4: You see this, This is awesome. He was channeling Fred

2402
02:06:06,000 --> 02:06:09,880
Speaker 4: Willard from Beston Show. He was John O'Hurley. He was

2403
02:06:11,080 --> 02:06:13,560
Speaker 4: the host of Family Feud for a while, but he

2404
02:06:13,680 --> 02:06:16,440
Speaker 4: was Jay Peterman on Seinfeld. That's what I most closely

2405
02:06:16,480 --> 02:06:20,560
Speaker 4: associate him with. And his little clip there his a

2406
02:06:20,560 --> 02:06:22,520
Speaker 4: little joke went viral.

2407
02:06:22,360 --> 02:06:26,040
Speaker 12: Eighty pounds of hair and two pounds of actual dog player.

2408
02:06:26,800 --> 02:06:29,480
Speaker 12: As I have said before, if the judge picks through

2409
02:06:29,480 --> 02:06:31,960
Speaker 12: all of that hair and finds only one eye, he's

2410
02:06:32,000 --> 02:06:33,680
Speaker 12: got the wrong end of the dogs.

2411
02:06:34,880 --> 02:06:38,600
Speaker 4: He's Fred Willard in Liston Show. Yeah, he's a New

2412
02:06:38,600 --> 02:06:43,640
Speaker 4: England guy, John O'Hurley. He's from Maine, all right, something

2413
02:06:43,680 --> 02:06:48,960
Speaker 4: like that. Yeah, his ties to Rhode Island judging the

2414
02:06:49,080 --> 02:06:53,720
Speaker 4: hounds in Beston Show because he's got Fred Willard's like

2415
02:06:53,720 --> 02:06:56,000
Speaker 4: sitting there with the British guy who's trying to be

2416
02:06:56,040 --> 02:07:00,880
Speaker 4: all straight, and Fred Willard's just going off the rails

2417
02:07:01,720 --> 02:07:06,480
Speaker 4: invest In Show as the kind of color commentator for

2418
02:07:06,560 --> 02:07:10,520
Speaker 4: the thing Simon teeth eyes is oh am?

2419
02:07:10,520 --> 02:07:13,640
Speaker 6: I seeing right where she put in her hands now, just.

2420
02:07:13,600 --> 02:07:18,720
Speaker 8: Checking out the dog's testicular to make sure to make

2421
02:07:18,760 --> 02:07:20,480
Speaker 8: sure that everything is in tame.

2422
02:07:20,560 --> 02:07:22,360
Speaker 4: I hate to go out on a date with Judge

2423
02:07:22,760 --> 02:07:25,480
Speaker 4: Edie Franklin have her judge me. That'd be no fun.

2424
02:07:25,960 --> 02:07:27,920
Speaker 4: Would you please take your dog down and back for me?

2425
02:07:28,000 --> 02:07:28,280
Speaker 16: Please?

2426
02:07:31,920 --> 02:07:35,200
Speaker 4: Now she's having the dogs, why they haven't run away

2427
02:07:35,240 --> 02:07:38,080
Speaker 4: from them and then back up? What's the point of that.

2428
02:07:38,120 --> 02:07:39,000
Speaker 4: What are they looking through?

2429
02:07:39,160 --> 02:07:41,360
Speaker 8: Looking for the gates and movements of that. And it's

2430
02:07:41,440 --> 02:07:44,200
Speaker 8: very important to see this from all angels. So Edie

2431
02:07:44,280 --> 02:07:47,640
Speaker 8: will be checking out this in particularly good way to

2432
02:07:47,720 --> 02:07:49,920
Speaker 8: judge a woman. Have her run away from you and

2433
02:07:49,920 --> 02:07:53,400
Speaker 8: then run back. All those birds on Cannoby Street.

2434
02:07:55,600 --> 02:08:00,560
Speaker 4: Oh, the late great Fred Willard love them. Also, a

2435
02:08:00,680 --> 02:08:07,040
Speaker 4: dog named Ozzie has taken the Guinness World's Record rob

2436
02:08:07,120 --> 02:08:11,400
Speaker 4: for the longest tongue on a dog. A couple ladies,

2437
02:08:12,520 --> 02:08:14,840
Speaker 4: A giant dog. I don't know why she wouldn't have

2438
02:08:14,880 --> 02:08:17,720
Speaker 4: named him. Gene was just thinking, yeah, but the dog's

2439
02:08:17,800 --> 02:08:21,400
Speaker 4: name is Ozzie, and he's a big and this is Ozzie.

2440
02:08:21,960 --> 02:08:24,520
Speaker 17: And Ozzie is a new record holder for the longest

2441
02:08:24,520 --> 02:08:28,560
Speaker 17: tongue a living dog. His measurement is nineteen point eight

2442
02:08:28,680 --> 02:08:29,800
Speaker 17: nine centimeters long.

2443
02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:33,040
Speaker 4: It just hangs out of the dog's mouth. Wait a minute,

2444
02:08:33,280 --> 02:08:36,040
Speaker 4: is there a different record for longest tongue on a

2445
02:08:36,080 --> 02:08:36,800
Speaker 4: dead dog.

2446
02:08:36,640 --> 02:08:37,240
Speaker 2: A dead dog?

2447
02:08:37,320 --> 02:08:40,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got the longest tongue for emphasis on a

2448
02:08:40,400 --> 02:08:43,240
Speaker 4: living dog. Right, Yeah, Okay, the other dog was dead,

2449
02:08:43,280 --> 02:08:47,000
Speaker 4: but it's longer. That's just gross, you know. Posthumously it's

2450
02:08:47,080 --> 02:08:49,360
Speaker 4: like hair and teeth, you know, they look like they

2451
02:08:49,440 --> 02:08:50,040
Speaker 4: keep growing.

2452
02:08:50,160 --> 02:08:58,000
Speaker 17: Yeah, which is seven point eighty three inches. Ozzie is

2453
02:08:58,040 --> 02:09:00,680
Speaker 17: a master. He's a French master in bums.

2454
02:09:01,840 --> 02:09:08,959
Speaker 4: Just a giant yeah, giant dog, poor dog man like that. Anyways,

2455
02:09:09,320 --> 02:09:12,200
Speaker 4: I got a tongue hanging down to his chest area

2456
02:09:13,320 --> 02:09:17,640
Speaker 4: almost eight inches long. Like that's gotta be a like malformed,

2457
02:09:17,640 --> 02:09:19,680
Speaker 4: like something happened to him like that. That can't be

2458
02:09:20,040 --> 02:09:23,360
Speaker 4: I don no normal. This is in Oklahoma. The previous

2459
02:09:23,400 --> 02:09:26,240
Speaker 4: record holder was a dog in Bloomington, Illinois. I think

2460
02:09:26,280 --> 02:09:30,040
Speaker 4: that's where Illinois status. Uh that was five and a

2461
02:09:30,080 --> 02:09:33,120
Speaker 4: half inches, and so this goes way beyond that.

2462
02:09:33,520 --> 02:09:36,280
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2463
02:09:35,720 --> 02:09:38,840
Speaker 4: Uh, but the dog's name is Ozzy, and it's a

2464
02:09:38,920 --> 02:09:41,240
Speaker 4: giant dog. I would not want. You know, our dog

2465
02:09:41,320 --> 02:09:43,760
Speaker 4: just passed away. She was a mini Aussie. I just

2466
02:09:43,840 --> 02:09:46,920
Speaker 4: would not want a giant dog. I was thinking the

2467
02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:49,280
Speaker 4: George Carlin joke about that. My golden rule is keep

2468
02:09:49,360 --> 02:09:53,880
Speaker 4: the dog's a hole below eye level. You know, there's

2469
02:09:53,880 --> 02:09:58,160
Speaker 4: no reason to duck fly in turds. People have like

2470
02:09:58,360 --> 02:10:01,040
Speaker 4: giant dogs. I'm like, yeah, a saddle on that thing.

2471
02:10:01,120 --> 02:10:03,120
Speaker 4: Or I love big dogs, man, No, prob I love

2472
02:10:03,200 --> 02:10:05,800
Speaker 4: dogs in general, all sizes are fine. I just like

2473
02:10:05,960 --> 02:10:08,840
Speaker 4: manageable size dogs. I like a lap dogs and I don't.

2474
02:10:08,880 --> 02:10:11,280
Speaker 4: I don't need like a tea cup Pekanese or something,

2475
02:10:11,320 --> 02:10:14,680
Speaker 4: but I don't. I don't need a you know, I

2476
02:10:14,680 --> 02:10:18,920
Speaker 4: don't need a Great Dane or anything like that. Any who,

2477
02:10:19,080 --> 02:10:22,440
Speaker 4: their congratulations to Ozzie. By the way, the late Ozzy

2478
02:10:22,520 --> 02:10:26,840
Speaker 4: Osbourne his namesake. He was posthumously awarded an award in

2479
02:10:26,880 --> 02:10:27,560
Speaker 4: his hometown.

2480
02:10:27,640 --> 02:10:27,800
Speaker 11: You know.

2481
02:10:27,840 --> 02:10:30,360
Speaker 4: He would have been seventy seven the other day. Yep,

2482
02:10:30,720 --> 02:10:36,280
Speaker 4: and the Mayor of Birmingham gave him Why didn't they

2483
02:10:36,320 --> 02:10:39,120
Speaker 4: do this when he was alive? Every time they go

2484
02:10:39,280 --> 02:10:42,960
Speaker 4: ooh on the occasion of just why ain't just who's alive?

2485
02:10:43,320 --> 02:10:46,839
Speaker 2: Don't know what you got, dude, it's gown.

2486
02:10:47,240 --> 02:10:51,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Allen Cox Show on one.

2487
02:10:54,680 --> 02:10:55,680
Speaker 4: Allen Cox Show.

2488
02:10:55,920 --> 02:10:58,800
Speaker 9: Sure you could listen to another show, but then how

2489
02:10:58,840 --> 02:11:02,240
Speaker 9: would you find the fluff we buried in boxes around

2490
02:11:02,320 --> 02:11:03,120
Speaker 9: the city.

2491
02:11:04,400 --> 02:11:17,760
Speaker 4: Point sevenmms. Here we do a metal show here on

2492
02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:21,200
Speaker 4: the Buzzard's Saturday nights. This week and next week will

2493
02:11:21,200 --> 02:11:24,000
Speaker 4: be our last two shows of the year with me

2494
02:11:24,120 --> 02:11:28,680
Speaker 4: and the aforementioned Corey Roddick and Patrick Butler Esquire. It's

2495
02:11:28,680 --> 02:11:32,400
Speaker 4: called two hours to midnight, and we really run the

2496
02:11:32,400 --> 02:11:34,520
Speaker 4: gamut Boy. We play a lot of brand new metal,

2497
02:11:34,600 --> 02:11:37,400
Speaker 4: we play a lot of throwbacks, play some local stuff

2498
02:11:37,440 --> 02:11:40,080
Speaker 4: as well. So we always like to let you know

2499
02:11:40,160 --> 02:11:42,920
Speaker 4: if you have an affinity for a heavy metal and

2500
02:11:43,000 --> 02:11:45,000
Speaker 4: all of its forms, like to let you know what's

2501
02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:50,640
Speaker 4: going on locally. And so that is Saturday night, ten o'clock,

2502
02:11:50,800 --> 02:11:54,640
Speaker 4: as the name implies, two hours to midnight on the

2503
02:11:54,680 --> 02:11:59,880
Speaker 4: Buzzard playing local metal this week from After the Apocalypse

2504
02:12:01,200 --> 02:12:04,680
Speaker 4: and Integrity, a couple of local bands. But I got

2505
02:12:04,760 --> 02:12:06,840
Speaker 4: to throw back from Melvin's I'll play for you. Got

2506
02:12:06,880 --> 02:12:09,000
Speaker 4: some brand new stuff from a band called Cold Communion,

2507
02:12:09,040 --> 02:12:13,840
Speaker 4: who are great. Throw some Judas Priest in there, throw

2508
02:12:13,960 --> 02:12:19,200
Speaker 4: some venom in there, Oh Rob, It's enough to make

2509
02:12:19,240 --> 02:12:23,560
Speaker 4: it move right now. That'll be Saturday night at ten o'clock.

2510
02:12:24,720 --> 02:12:29,400
Speaker 4: Cavs off tonight. They lose to the Portland Trailblazers last night.

2511
02:12:31,520 --> 02:12:33,920
Speaker 4: They'll take on the San Antonio Spurs tomorrow night. They're

2512
02:12:33,960 --> 02:12:37,160
Speaker 4: here at home for the week, so tomorrow against the Spurs,

2513
02:12:37,200 --> 02:12:40,920
Speaker 4: Saturday against the Golden State Warriors. Before they hit the

2514
02:12:41,000 --> 02:12:44,360
Speaker 4: road once more, they'll go to DC play the Wizards.

2515
02:12:45,640 --> 02:12:47,680
Speaker 4: They'll go play the bulls and then the Bulls will

2516
02:12:47,680 --> 02:12:51,960
Speaker 4: come here back to back seventeenth and nineteenth of the month.

2517
02:12:52,920 --> 02:12:55,240
Speaker 4: Our last live show of the year will be Tuesday

2518
02:12:55,280 --> 02:13:01,120
Speaker 4: the sixteenth, coinciding with my Rob sixteenth anniversary on WMMS.

2519
02:13:03,360 --> 02:13:08,240
Speaker 4: Hold for Alan will Bowel movement frequency beyond two hours

2520
02:13:08,240 --> 02:13:13,680
Speaker 4: to midnight. I see what you're doing. But no, no, no,

2521
02:13:14,680 --> 02:13:16,960
Speaker 4: not at all, although in the break everybody was texting

2522
02:13:17,000 --> 02:13:23,680
Speaker 4: me there slipper recommendations Rob everyone except ll Bean maccas

2523
02:13:23,680 --> 02:13:26,120
Speaker 4: and is wrong. Well, one person said that they knew

2524
02:13:26,160 --> 02:13:31,240
Speaker 4: a guy who wore socks over his sandals over. That's

2525
02:13:31,240 --> 02:13:33,640
Speaker 4: somebody trying to get people to pay attention to him,

2526
02:13:33,880 --> 02:13:37,040
Speaker 4: and he doesn't have anything inherently interesting about him, and

2527
02:13:37,080 --> 02:13:38,120
Speaker 4: so he's like, well, God.

2528
02:13:37,960 --> 02:13:38,640
Speaker 6: He needs something.

2529
02:13:38,760 --> 02:13:42,920
Speaker 4: Look what I can do. You can't go wrong with sinnooks.

2530
02:13:43,200 --> 02:13:48,360
Speaker 4: Somebody says, aren't those like canvas? Like they aren't they

2531
02:13:48,360 --> 02:13:50,320
Speaker 4: made out of like yoga mats or something or you know,

2532
02:13:50,440 --> 02:13:52,680
Speaker 4: I don't like the name. I don't like to wait

2533
02:13:52,680 --> 02:13:54,680
Speaker 4: it looks well. Somebody, Rachel sent me a link to

2534
02:13:55,080 --> 02:13:56,480
Speaker 4: she goes my husband as a pair of these. They

2535
02:13:56,480 --> 02:13:58,800
Speaker 4: were Ola Kais and I had which I like a

2536
02:13:58,880 --> 02:14:01,160
Speaker 4: brand flip flop. Yeah, I have old kai, I have

2537
02:14:01,200 --> 02:14:04,880
Speaker 4: water shoes. Then I like a lot She said this

2538
02:14:04,960 --> 02:14:07,720
Speaker 4: is my husband has no looking back. They're great on

2539
02:14:07,800 --> 02:14:10,200
Speaker 4: the sand and I love them for that because they

2540
02:14:10,200 --> 02:14:12,560
Speaker 4: don't give They're nice for sand walking. Yet I don't

2541
02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:15,560
Speaker 4: need them in a slipper. Right, great slip flop though,

2542
02:14:15,640 --> 02:14:17,520
Speaker 4: And by the way, the link she sent me that

2543
02:14:17,680 --> 02:14:21,280
Speaker 4: the slippers her husband has one hundred and forty dollars slippers.

2544
02:14:21,640 --> 02:14:25,480
Speaker 4: I don't need premium leather slippers. I'm not going to

2545
02:14:25,560 --> 02:14:29,000
Speaker 4: be walking around in these. Rob was recommending something for

2546
02:14:29,200 --> 02:14:33,080
Speaker 4: around the house. I'm okay in my socks. I think

2547
02:14:33,120 --> 02:14:35,960
Speaker 4: mine or what you looked them out like a hundred bucks.

2548
02:14:36,080 --> 02:14:38,560
Speaker 2: Eighty nine dollars go, that's fair.

2549
02:14:38,720 --> 02:14:41,840
Speaker 4: I'm just saying that, and I'm not because I do

2550
02:14:41,920 --> 02:14:45,240
Speaker 4: walk around in socks. If I even see and I

2551
02:14:45,320 --> 02:14:48,280
Speaker 4: go through socks. I'm always buying socks because if I

2552
02:14:48,320 --> 02:14:52,120
Speaker 4: see a pin hole hole in a sock.

2553
02:14:52,000 --> 02:14:54,760
Speaker 2: I throw the whole pair out. I don't need holes

2554
02:14:54,840 --> 02:14:55,600
Speaker 2: in my socks.

2555
02:14:56,880 --> 02:14:59,040
Speaker 4: You're one of those guys. I'm one of those guys

2556
02:14:59,200 --> 02:15:01,040
Speaker 4: for you. As soon as I see a hole in

2557
02:15:01,280 --> 02:15:04,400
Speaker 4: any if I see a hole in a pair of

2558
02:15:04,440 --> 02:15:07,360
Speaker 4: boxers out in zy. How'd they go? That's what I'm

2559
02:15:07,360 --> 02:15:09,160
Speaker 4: in the garbage. That's where I was bad. I had

2560
02:15:09,200 --> 02:15:10,680
Speaker 4: a pair. I hung on too, until it was like

2561
02:15:10,720 --> 02:15:11,440
Speaker 4: a loin cloth.

2562
02:15:11,520 --> 02:15:13,560
Speaker 2: I think. I think a lot of guys do.

2563
02:15:13,600 --> 02:15:15,040
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, they're so comfy.

2564
02:15:15,120 --> 02:15:16,960
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, but there's nothing left.

2565
02:15:17,000 --> 02:15:19,000
Speaker 4: It looks like it looks like you're wearing a garter.

2566
02:15:19,120 --> 02:15:22,280
Speaker 4: It looks like you're wearing a belted Maxi pad. There

2567
02:15:22,360 --> 02:15:25,960
Speaker 4: was nothing left to them. It was a waistband and

2568
02:15:26,400 --> 02:15:28,040
Speaker 4: a couple of pieces in the front in the back.

2569
02:15:28,080 --> 02:15:30,080
Speaker 4: I don't even think the two were attached anymore. But

2570
02:15:30,080 --> 02:15:31,280
Speaker 4: I couldn't ge rid of them because they were like

2571
02:15:31,280 --> 02:15:32,720
Speaker 4: my lucky underwear when I traveled.

2572
02:15:32,800 --> 02:15:37,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, I kept them forever. Alan.

2573
02:15:37,840 --> 02:15:41,000
Speaker 4: Who in the holy hell was on w MMS this

2574
02:15:41,120 --> 02:15:46,080
Speaker 4: morning around five thirty Tony Captain Tony? Yeah, would have

2575
02:15:46,080 --> 02:15:47,960
Speaker 4: been I don't I don't know. Is there any context

2576
02:15:48,000 --> 02:15:50,800
Speaker 4: or just that question? I I don't know, just that

2577
02:15:50,920 --> 02:15:53,480
Speaker 4: question it was would have been Tony all right. He

2578
02:15:53,560 --> 02:15:56,720
Speaker 4: must have said something where he had an opinion. God knows,

2579
02:15:56,760 --> 02:16:00,360
Speaker 4: that's not allowed. You think, Is that what it was?

2580
02:16:00,480 --> 02:16:03,120
Speaker 4: I I guaranteed I had thirty. Where was he at

2581
02:16:03,160 --> 02:16:07,240
Speaker 4: five thirty? He was coming out he's going into sleep token. Yeah,

2582
02:16:07,400 --> 02:16:09,440
Speaker 4: or did he talk again after that?

2583
02:16:10,240 --> 02:16:10,400
Speaker 6: No?

2584
02:16:11,600 --> 02:16:13,440
Speaker 4: Uh huh so it would have been Yeah, he was

2585
02:16:13,440 --> 02:16:16,640
Speaker 4: talking into sleep twenty three seconds he talked into sleep token. Okay,

2586
02:16:17,120 --> 02:16:21,880
Speaker 4: well he is whoever texted me Tony's guaranteed human. I

2587
02:16:21,960 --> 02:16:24,360
Speaker 4: just saw him this morning. Yeah, I got in about

2588
02:16:24,560 --> 02:16:26,640
Speaker 4: eight thirty. Saw him in one of the other studios

2589
02:16:26,680 --> 02:16:29,240
Speaker 4: doing some work. Yeah, because he does that shift and

2590
02:16:29,280 --> 02:16:33,119
Speaker 4: then he's on with Kennedy too. Yeah, that's right, busy dude.

2591
02:16:34,160 --> 02:16:36,240
Speaker 4: Kennedy was all mad at me. Why told me he

2592
02:16:36,280 --> 02:16:39,040
Speaker 4: talked about me on their show? Talked about you on

2593
02:16:39,080 --> 02:16:39,600
Speaker 4: their show?

2594
02:16:39,720 --> 02:16:39,959
Speaker 6: Yeah?

2595
02:16:40,000 --> 02:16:43,440
Speaker 4: In Akron Yeah, why Rob from the alc Cox Show.

2596
02:16:43,920 --> 02:16:46,400
Speaker 4: Because uh, like that audience knows who we are. Oh,

2597
02:16:46,440 --> 02:16:51,000
Speaker 4: I guarantee you know we are. But I think, yeah,

2598
02:16:51,000 --> 02:16:53,520
Speaker 4: I send out my hey, thanks for everything, appreciate you,

2599
02:16:53,680 --> 02:16:56,640
Speaker 4: happy Thanksgiving thing to everybody I work with. Oh that's

2600
02:16:56,680 --> 02:16:59,480
Speaker 4: like an send all email around, No, no, no, I text,

2601
02:16:59,520 --> 02:17:01,840
Speaker 4: just text. I sent you one. You just it's just

2602
02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:04,840
Speaker 4: like a little courtesy, happy and happy Thanksgiving. And I

2603
02:17:04,879 --> 02:17:08,960
Speaker 4: sent one to Tony. So Tony tells Kennedy he's like, oh,

2604
02:17:09,000 --> 02:17:11,880
Speaker 4: I got a text, you know, surprised from rob Or.

2605
02:17:11,879 --> 02:17:14,120
Speaker 4: I didn't say my name. They said the initials said

2606
02:17:14,160 --> 02:17:17,000
Speaker 4: all Ra Kennedy got all butter sent and sent him one.

2607
02:17:17,440 --> 02:17:19,800
Speaker 4: Why didn't you send him one? I don't know. I didn't.

2608
02:17:19,800 --> 02:17:22,080
Speaker 4: I thought I did. I guess I don't. I didn't

2609
02:17:22,080 --> 02:17:24,840
Speaker 4: think I wasn't like malicious that I didn't. But like,

2610
02:17:25,240 --> 02:17:27,280
Speaker 4: at the end of the day, hey, I work for him.

2611
02:17:27,320 --> 02:17:29,560
Speaker 4: He could have sent me one. Two am I right?

2612
02:17:30,000 --> 02:17:30,600
Speaker 6: That is true.

2613
02:17:30,640 --> 02:17:32,280
Speaker 4: I got to remember to kiss my boss's ass. How

2614
02:17:32,320 --> 02:17:33,880
Speaker 4: about a little thank you to your employees?

2615
02:17:34,520 --> 02:17:36,360
Speaker 2: How about a little lip service down?

2616
02:17:36,520 --> 02:17:37,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, kissing?

2617
02:17:37,720 --> 02:17:38,240
Speaker 2: How about that?

2618
02:17:38,520 --> 02:17:39,760
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

2619
02:17:39,879 --> 02:17:43,920
Speaker 4: Now I didn't send anything to anybody, so you got

2620
02:17:43,920 --> 02:17:46,800
Speaker 4: one up on me. I didn't send a text to

2621
02:17:46,959 --> 02:17:50,800
Speaker 4: a group of people, to colleagues, Hey have a great Thanksgiving? Well,

2622
02:17:50,879 --> 02:17:55,039
Speaker 4: I mean I everybody that I work with would be like,

2623
02:17:55,040 --> 02:17:57,320
Speaker 4: you know, hey, happy Thanksgiving. I think it's great. Hope

2624
02:17:57,360 --> 02:18:00,879
Speaker 4: you enjoy some downtime with the fan bl blah blair.

2625
02:18:00,920 --> 02:18:05,800
Speaker 4: You replied, yes, I probably replied with a thumbs up emoji.

2626
02:18:05,920 --> 02:18:09,600
Speaker 4: I think probably. I'm very succinct in my responses. This

2627
02:18:09,680 --> 02:18:12,920
Speaker 4: used to drive Mary Santora and Erica Laurin crazy and

2628
02:18:13,000 --> 02:18:15,840
Speaker 4: it will invariably drive maybe I bet it won't drive

2629
02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:21,039
Speaker 4: Jess crazy. I'm prone to very curt responses in text,

2630
02:18:21,080 --> 02:18:25,440
Speaker 4: and some people take that as something else. They'll send

2631
02:18:25,480 --> 02:18:29,520
Speaker 4: me some long thing and I'll text back, okay, that's me.

2632
02:18:30,160 --> 02:18:30,760
Speaker 11: No, you did not.

2633
02:18:30,840 --> 02:18:33,080
Speaker 4: You actually to know that, Jef. You actually wrote back

2634
02:18:33,120 --> 02:18:36,240
Speaker 4: you two with devil horns, so that counts. That's you too,

2635
02:18:36,440 --> 02:18:40,320
Speaker 4: right there you go. See, yeah, that's something, Jess. Are

2636
02:18:40,360 --> 02:18:43,680
Speaker 4: you a verbose Texter? She on the phone. She might be.

2637
02:18:43,959 --> 02:18:47,640
Speaker 4: Her headphones are off. Huh, yeah, she is on the phone.

2638
02:18:48,120 --> 02:18:51,200
Speaker 4: Our Detroit bureau chieves hitting me up. By the way,

2639
02:18:51,240 --> 02:18:56,240
Speaker 4: they finally got that friggin' RoboCop statue set up in Detroit.

2640
02:18:56,480 --> 02:18:58,840
Speaker 4: They've been working on this for twenty years.

2641
02:18:58,920 --> 02:18:59,440
Speaker 11: This star.

2642
02:19:00,800 --> 02:19:04,600
Speaker 4: Love RoboCop. Great movie. They've been working on this from

2643
02:19:04,760 --> 02:19:07,879
Speaker 4: conception to now for the better part of two decades,

2644
02:19:08,440 --> 02:19:12,000
Speaker 4: and I think the sculpture itself has been done for

2645
02:19:12,080 --> 02:19:16,280
Speaker 4: ten years. And it finally went up in an area

2646
02:19:16,320 --> 02:19:19,360
Speaker 4: of Detroit called Eastern Market. If you're familiar with Detroit.

2647
02:19:19,360 --> 02:19:21,160
Speaker 4: When I was on the air there, I would do

2648
02:19:21,200 --> 02:19:26,080
Speaker 4: appearances in Eastern market and they finally have the Robocops

2649
02:19:26,120 --> 02:19:31,840
Speaker 4: statue up and it's there for everybody to enjoy. You know,

2650
02:19:31,879 --> 02:19:34,640
Speaker 4: there aren't a lot of cities. You could probably count

2651
02:19:34,680 --> 02:19:37,160
Speaker 4: on one hand the cities that have something attached to

2652
02:19:37,200 --> 02:19:41,760
Speaker 4: it in popular culture. Right, Philly has the Rocky statue.

2653
02:19:43,560 --> 02:19:48,560
Speaker 4: Ghostbusters were New York centric karate Kid that was like

2654
02:19:48,640 --> 02:19:52,440
Speaker 4: a California thing. But it's not a long list. And

2655
02:19:52,920 --> 02:19:58,119
Speaker 4: Detroit is synonymous with RoboCop fictional character, and so they've

2656
02:19:58,160 --> 02:20:01,600
Speaker 4: had this in place for a long time. They've been

2657
02:20:02,000 --> 02:20:04,320
Speaker 4: delays and the city complaining. I don't know why they

2658
02:20:04,360 --> 02:20:05,280
Speaker 4: would complain about it.

2659
02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:11,560
Speaker 6: I'd buy that for a dollar doll right.

2660
02:20:12,280 --> 02:20:17,040
Speaker 4: I remember RoboCop came out a couple of weeks after

2661
02:20:17,280 --> 02:20:19,879
Speaker 4: my sixteenth birthday. Came out in July of.

2662
02:20:19,800 --> 02:20:22,520
Speaker 6: Eighty seven, if memory serves.

2663
02:20:22,000 --> 02:20:26,720
Speaker 4: And I snuck into the drive in in the trunk,

2664
02:20:26,840 --> 02:20:28,560
Speaker 4: rob How do you like?

2665
02:20:28,680 --> 02:20:28,720
Speaker 5: That?

2666
02:20:29,440 --> 02:20:32,480
Speaker 4: Could chew? Because I couldn't get in legally, So I

2667
02:20:32,560 --> 02:20:35,520
Speaker 4: went with a couple of friends who were able to

2668
02:20:35,520 --> 02:20:38,560
Speaker 4: get in legally, and I went in in the trunk. Now,

2669
02:20:39,440 --> 02:20:41,560
Speaker 4: what I was worried about is that they wouldn't let

2670
02:20:41,640 --> 02:20:44,480
Speaker 4: me out of the trunk. That would have been the prank,

2671
02:20:44,800 --> 02:20:48,000
Speaker 4: that would have been the goof, but they were a

2672
02:20:48,040 --> 02:20:51,240
Speaker 4: couple of friends. Wasn't worried about it. So I saw

2673
02:20:51,360 --> 02:20:56,640
Speaker 4: RoboCop in the drive in when it came out. RoboCop

2674
02:20:56,680 --> 02:20:58,160
Speaker 4: was a movie, by the way, if you know anything

2675
02:20:58,160 --> 02:21:00,160
Speaker 4: about it or you remember, I know, they've remade it,

2676
02:21:00,959 --> 02:21:04,560
Speaker 4: and you can't believe that they would take RoboCop and

2677
02:21:04,600 --> 02:21:06,360
Speaker 4: remake it and it would be terrible. But they did

2678
02:21:06,360 --> 02:21:10,400
Speaker 4: and it was. But the original RoboCop had initially gotten

2679
02:21:10,440 --> 02:21:13,600
Speaker 4: an X rating because for the midute it is director

2680
02:21:13,640 --> 02:21:15,920
Speaker 4: Paul Verhoven was a guy who did he total recall,

2681
02:21:16,040 --> 02:21:21,879
Speaker 4: he did Starship Troopers, I think, so this guy knew

2682
02:21:21,920 --> 02:21:25,920
Speaker 4: his way around some graphic violence. And they had initially

2683
02:21:25,920 --> 02:21:29,280
Speaker 4: given RoboCop an X rating because they were like, there's

2684
02:21:29,280 --> 02:21:31,640
Speaker 4: too much gore, there's too much you know, violence and everyone.

2685
02:21:31,879 --> 02:21:34,840
Speaker 4: You know, when they first killed Peter Weller right before

2686
02:21:34,840 --> 02:21:38,199
Speaker 4: they turn him into RoboCop, that's like a long, extended,

2687
02:21:38,480 --> 02:21:43,240
Speaker 4: nasty sequence. That's not a quick death, no, And so

2688
02:21:43,400 --> 02:21:46,320
Speaker 4: they were like, because NC seventeen wasn't a thing yet,

2689
02:21:46,320 --> 02:21:48,160
Speaker 4: that wouldn't show up for like three or four more years,

2690
02:21:48,600 --> 02:21:50,400
Speaker 4: and they were like we're never going to get this

2691
02:21:50,520 --> 02:21:53,520
Speaker 4: in theaters if it has an X rating, because that

2692
02:21:53,600 --> 02:21:56,920
Speaker 4: was it was attached to porn films. But they were like,

2693
02:21:56,920 --> 02:21:58,920
Speaker 4: there's so much in this gonna get an X. I

2694
02:21:58,959 --> 02:22:01,280
Speaker 4: thought that's all that meant that. I mean, I think

2695
02:22:01,280 --> 02:22:03,600
Speaker 4: that was their way of getting him to cut the movie,

2696
02:22:04,040 --> 02:22:06,720
Speaker 4: because then he made a couple of changes here and

2697
02:22:06,760 --> 02:22:10,360
Speaker 4: there and they gave it a hard R. But the

2698
02:22:10,640 --> 02:22:12,880
Speaker 4: X was they were like, we need something for movies

2699
02:22:12,920 --> 02:22:16,040
Speaker 4: that aren't porn but have a lot of stuff to

2700
02:22:16,120 --> 02:22:18,039
Speaker 4: let people know. Because the R you could get in

2701
02:22:18,120 --> 02:22:21,760
Speaker 4: under seventeen if you had parents or guardian NC seventeen,

2702
02:22:21,800 --> 02:22:23,600
Speaker 4: you had to be seventeen. There was a movie that

2703
02:22:23,640 --> 02:22:27,520
Speaker 4: came out called Henry and June about Anias Ninn and

2704
02:22:27,600 --> 02:22:30,760
Speaker 4: Henry Miller. That was the first NC seventeen movie. I

2705
02:22:30,760 --> 02:22:32,920
Speaker 4: think it was Uma Thurman, so that would have been

2706
02:22:32,959 --> 02:22:36,959
Speaker 4: a few years after RoboCop. But yeah, I saw RoboCop

2707
02:22:36,959 --> 02:22:40,120
Speaker 4: at the drive in Movies Jesus with a couple of

2708
02:22:40,160 --> 02:22:43,760
Speaker 4: guy friends because I was super cool. X rat It

2709
02:22:43,760 --> 02:22:47,120
Speaker 4: hasn't been a thing since like the nineties. It no,

2710
02:22:47,240 --> 02:22:50,200
Speaker 4: not for not for like wide release films, but there

2711
02:22:50,200 --> 02:22:51,720
Speaker 4: were a handful of movies that were like, this is

2712
02:22:51,760 --> 02:22:54,840
Speaker 4: going to get an X. But again, it was mostly

2713
02:22:54,879 --> 02:22:56,840
Speaker 4: reserved for porn. So I think that was the way

2714
02:22:56,879 --> 02:22:59,879
Speaker 4: that the MPAA got directors to cut their movies only

2715
02:23:00,080 --> 02:23:03,160
Speaker 4: suitable for adults. That's when then NC seventeen replaced it

2716
02:23:03,160 --> 02:23:07,400
Speaker 4: in nineteen ninety nineteen ninety Junior Wow Wow, wow wow,

2717
02:23:07,480 --> 02:23:10,680
Speaker 4: pretty wild, no idea. Yeah, I always thought X rated

2718
02:23:10,800 --> 02:23:15,280
Speaker 4: just meant porn. Well, I mean again, it mostly did,

2719
02:23:15,320 --> 02:23:18,840
Speaker 4: and I think that they knew that, and so they

2720
02:23:18,840 --> 02:23:21,640
Speaker 4: were like, we're gonna give it an X and distributors

2721
02:23:21,640 --> 02:23:23,600
Speaker 4: aren't going to want it in their theaters because everybody's

2722
02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:25,800
Speaker 4: gonna think it's porn. So was triple X like a

2723
02:23:25,840 --> 02:23:29,080
Speaker 4: marketing decision or did that mean there was like penny well,

2724
02:23:29,120 --> 02:23:31,840
Speaker 4: because didn't there used to be double in triple X That.

2725
02:23:31,840 --> 02:23:32,200
Speaker 6: I don't know.

2726
02:23:32,240 --> 02:23:35,000
Speaker 4: I'm just wondering, like it's so X rated, it's triple

2727
02:23:35,160 --> 02:23:40,960
Speaker 4: X rated. Yeah that I don't remember, huh. But you know,

2728
02:23:41,040 --> 02:23:43,959
Speaker 4: to me, Rob, triple X is uh that's what I

2729
02:23:44,080 --> 02:23:48,600
Speaker 4: like stamped on my jug of hooch when I'm when

2730
02:23:48,600 --> 02:23:50,200
Speaker 4: I'm ordering my moonshine.

2731
02:23:50,520 --> 02:23:50,720
Speaker 11: Yeah.

2732
02:23:50,760 --> 02:23:53,920
Speaker 4: From the Appalachian Foothills. I asked them to make sure

2733
02:23:55,000 --> 02:23:59,640
Speaker 4: that it has three x's, because that's how I know

2734
02:23:59,680 --> 02:24:03,560
Speaker 4: it's good. I don't need brown lightning cartoon, I need

2735
02:24:03,640 --> 02:24:04,480
Speaker 4: white lightning.

2736
02:24:04,920 --> 02:24:08,800
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.

2737
02:24:09,400 --> 02:24:12,920
Speaker 4: Do you still play the ceramic jugs? I mean occasionally.

2738
02:24:13,200 --> 02:24:24,840
Speaker 4: You know, I'm an emmet otter acolyte. Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah,

2739
02:24:24,920 --> 02:24:27,439
Speaker 4: that's me. Eighth grade Talent Show.

2740
02:24:28,320 --> 02:24:31,080
Speaker 30: Alan Cai mckent listening on the podcast. I don't know

2741
02:24:31,080 --> 02:24:33,080
Speaker 30: if Aylways brought this to your attention yet, but one

2742
02:24:33,120 --> 02:24:36,240
Speaker 30: of the ads that is running on rotation on the

2743
02:24:36,280 --> 02:24:42,000
Speaker 30: podcast is this guy talking about alzheimer drugs or Alzheimer's screaming.

2744
02:24:43,000 --> 02:24:44,359
Speaker 10: It's very much not funny.

2745
02:24:44,560 --> 02:24:46,879
Speaker 4: However, the guy.

2746
02:24:46,840 --> 02:24:51,320
Speaker 30: Has a similar voice to the Semen and the Lattes guy.

2747
02:24:52,040 --> 02:24:53,160
Speaker 11: I'm not saying it's a dead.

2748
02:24:53,080 --> 02:24:55,560
Speaker 13: Ringer, but it's close enough to maybe give it a shot.

2749
02:24:55,840 --> 02:24:56,680
Speaker 11: Okay, love you.

2750
02:24:56,720 --> 02:25:01,680
Speaker 4: By h Thank you, Caleb. I haven't heard that. I

2751
02:25:01,680 --> 02:25:04,280
Speaker 4: haven't heard a lot of the advertisements on the app.

2752
02:25:04,440 --> 02:25:07,080
Speaker 4: So one for Alzheimer's you heard that, No, but I

2753
02:25:07,080 --> 02:25:09,080
Speaker 4: wonder if he's talking about the same one that we

2754
02:25:09,240 --> 02:25:14,240
Speaker 4: hear with that dude that's DD Jakes though this week

2755
02:25:14,280 --> 02:25:16,879
Speaker 4: I'm talking to Denzel is that that's TD Jakes, But

2756
02:25:16,920 --> 02:25:19,520
Speaker 4: I wonder they does have a very similar sound to

2757
02:25:19,560 --> 02:25:20,320
Speaker 4: what he's talking about.

2758
02:25:21,720 --> 02:25:27,039
Speaker 18: They were taken specimens of male seman and they were

2759
02:25:27,360 --> 02:25:32,000
Speaker 18: putting it in the blends of their lattes lats.

2760
02:25:32,360 --> 02:25:36,200
Speaker 4: That's a David Manning guy. He's that goofball there in

2761
02:25:36,240 --> 02:25:40,600
Speaker 4: New York who lost his church and then they got

2762
02:25:40,600 --> 02:25:44,279
Speaker 4: bought up by like an LGBTQ organization or something.

2763
02:25:44,879 --> 02:25:50,760
Speaker 18: Yeah, everyone that practices sodomy from the day of this

2764
02:25:50,879 --> 02:25:53,640
Speaker 18: message will get cancer in the butthole.

2765
02:25:54,080 --> 02:25:57,800
Speaker 4: It'll burn and burn and burn. Maybe that guy is

2766
02:25:57,840 --> 02:26:02,400
Speaker 4: doing Alzheimer's advertise the worst kind of cancer right in

2767
02:26:02,400 --> 02:26:05,240
Speaker 4: the butthole. Why, by the way, aren't they getting our

2768
02:26:05,280 --> 02:26:10,240
Speaker 4: buddy Mario Lopez to do them? Well, guys, Mario.

2769
02:26:09,959 --> 02:26:11,600
Speaker 2: Lopez, what's going on? Listen?

2770
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Speaker 4: Thanksgiving and the howidies around the corner and a lot

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02:26:14,520 --> 02:26:15,959
Speaker 4: of people in your family who might not be able

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02:26:16,000 --> 02:26:22,039
Speaker 4: to remember them, because that guy can pivot. Boy, what

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02:26:22,120 --> 02:26:25,040
Speaker 4: the heck, it's Mario Lopez. Back to school. It's an

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02:26:25,080 --> 02:26:28,320
Speaker 4: exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming, and kids

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02:26:28,360 --> 02:26:33,119
Speaker 4: may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers can exploit. Yes,

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02:26:33,600 --> 02:26:36,959
Speaker 4: I love that. No one, not a single person, you know,

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Speaker 4: Mario Lopez isn't sitting in front of Adobe cutting his

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02:26:40,040 --> 02:26:43,640
Speaker 4: own stuff. No one was like, hey, Mario, why don't

2779
02:26:43,640 --> 02:26:45,959
Speaker 4: you take that one again? And at that part where

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02:26:46,000 --> 02:26:48,240
Speaker 4: you're like, hey, hey, why don't you tone it down

2781
02:26:48,240 --> 02:26:49,480
Speaker 4: a little bit? Right, you know, it just sort of

2782
02:26:49,480 --> 02:26:51,560
Speaker 4: started and go, hey, it's Mario Lopez. Let me talk

2783
02:26:51,560 --> 02:26:53,200
Speaker 4: to you about something serious. Yea, take it down and

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02:26:53,320 --> 02:26:55,600
Speaker 4: octave just one, yep, crazy.

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02:26:55,720 --> 02:26:55,920
Speaker 6: Nope.

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02:26:55,959 --> 02:26:59,119
Speaker 2: They wanted him to be the full Mario full.

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Speaker 4: Saved by the bell, mar Mario Lopez. Yeah, hey, everybody

2788
02:27:03,320 --> 02:27:05,959
Speaker 4: a slinger in full bloom. Let me talk to you

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02:27:05,959 --> 02:27:10,960
Speaker 4: about something awesome. Well, not so great, but as Mario

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02:27:11,000 --> 02:27:14,720
Speaker 4: Lopez listen, Alzheimer's is terrible. Yeah, let me tell you, hey, Ario,

2791
02:27:14,840 --> 02:27:17,120
Speaker 4: Mario Lopez. Here, the holidays are just.

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02:27:17,160 --> 02:27:19,600
Speaker 16: Around the corner, and it's a wonderful time to spend

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02:27:19,680 --> 02:27:24,800
Speaker 16: time with family and friends and give thanks. But it's

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02:27:24,800 --> 02:27:28,200
Speaker 16: also the time of the year where most people commit suicide.

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02:27:29,640 --> 02:27:32,520
Speaker 4: Thank you, Mario Lopez. So good to hear from him.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking at the list of NC seventeen movies, bad lieutenant,

2797
02:27:38,840 --> 02:27:41,840
Speaker 4: remember that with Harvey Kaitel. No, the none gets killed

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02:27:41,879 --> 02:27:46,400
Speaker 4: able for our directed Bad Lieutenant. Early nineties show Girls

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02:27:46,520 --> 02:27:51,960
Speaker 4: was show Girls? Yup, trust me, I know that one crash,

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02:27:52,080 --> 02:27:56,360
Speaker 4: didn't that win? The oscar not familiar, James Spader. People

2801
02:27:56,400 --> 02:27:59,080
Speaker 4: are getting turned on by car crashes, is it? David

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02:27:59,120 --> 02:28:03,720
Speaker 4: Cronenberg movie Dice Rules. Dice Rules was an NC concert film.

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02:28:03,720 --> 02:28:06,520
Speaker 4: It was the first NC seventeen started in nineteen ninety.

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02:28:06,560 --> 02:28:08,560
Speaker 4: Henry and June was the first one. I do remember

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02:28:08,600 --> 02:28:11,199
Speaker 4: that Dice Rules was the first film to be given

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02:28:11,200 --> 02:28:14,440
Speaker 4: an NC seventeen for language alone. Can you imagine all

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02:28:14,480 --> 02:28:16,720
Speaker 4: the other ones were like, well, there's violence or there's sex.

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02:28:17,160 --> 02:28:20,400
Speaker 4: So stupid the concert film words gets that guy in

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02:28:20,520 --> 02:28:27,240
Speaker 4: NC seventeen, Yeah, that's so dumb, evil dead in nineteen

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02:28:27,400 --> 02:28:31,080
Speaker 4: ninety four, the movie was like already fifteen years old

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02:28:31,160 --> 02:28:35,800
Speaker 4: by then, probably, but yeah, and a lot of them

2812
02:28:35,840 --> 02:28:38,920
Speaker 4: they were like, yeah, this was originally rated X. You know,

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02:28:39,000 --> 02:28:42,200
Speaker 4: like Last Tango in Paris, remember the Brando movie from

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02:28:42,240 --> 02:28:44,320
Speaker 4: the early seventies, or their rub and butter on each

2815
02:28:44,360 --> 02:28:46,200
Speaker 4: other the whole time. Yeah, back in the seventies they

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02:28:46,200 --> 02:28:49,680
Speaker 4: were still given those movies X ratings just because they

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02:28:49,680 --> 02:28:52,279
Speaker 4: were for adults only, Yeah, because they ended up showing

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02:28:52,320 --> 02:28:55,280
Speaker 4: them in like adult movie houses. They know, you know,

2819
02:28:55,320 --> 02:28:57,520
Speaker 4: back when they had like porn movie theaters, they'd end

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02:28:57,640 --> 02:29:02,120
Speaker 4: up showing them there. Or Gasmo got an NC seventeen.

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02:29:02,280 --> 02:29:04,120
Speaker 4: That's such a good movie. Yeah, that is one of

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02:29:04,160 --> 02:29:08,480
Speaker 4: the funniest movies ever made. A Serbian film. Of course,

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02:29:08,640 --> 02:29:11,760
Speaker 4: a Serbian film got an NC seventeen. Film never watched that.

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02:29:12,360 --> 02:29:16,400
Speaker 4: I mean, big picture, you're not really missing anything. It

2825
02:29:16,480 --> 02:29:18,880
Speaker 4: is over the top for the sake of being over

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02:29:18,920 --> 02:29:23,520
Speaker 4: the top. There are better movies in that Jewel shawl,

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02:29:24,000 --> 02:29:26,600
Speaker 4: this jawl. But I mean it was also banned in

2828
02:29:26,640 --> 02:29:29,879
Speaker 4: a dozen countries too, so, and it's got some really

2829
02:29:29,959 --> 02:29:33,000
Speaker 4: gross stuff in it. Did Bad Bunny get is it

2830
02:29:33,040 --> 02:29:33,800
Speaker 4: called bad Bunny?

2831
02:29:33,840 --> 02:29:34,440
Speaker 2: Brown Bunny?

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02:29:34,480 --> 02:29:36,440
Speaker 4: Brown Bunny? Did that get an NC seventeen.

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02:29:36,720 --> 02:29:37,240
Speaker 6: I don't see it.

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02:29:37,720 --> 02:29:40,119
Speaker 4: I don't see it on here because he made Chloe

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02:29:40,320 --> 02:29:43,600
Speaker 4: seven yea give him a hummer Yeah, on film? On film, well,

2836
02:29:43,640 --> 02:29:47,280
Speaker 4: they were dating, like still not rated. Brown Bunny didn't

2837
02:29:47,280 --> 02:29:51,080
Speaker 4: get a rating. Well what's worse not getting a rating

2838
02:29:51,120 --> 02:29:54,360
Speaker 4: or getting an NC seventeen. I don't know how you

2839
02:29:54,800 --> 02:29:57,240
Speaker 4: can put a movie out with no rating. If they're

2840
02:29:57,240 --> 02:30:00,760
Speaker 4: giving movies ratings, unless that means it was never dish tributed, really, like,

2841
02:30:00,840 --> 02:30:03,039
Speaker 4: was it like a straight to DVD? Now it's two

2842
02:30:03,040 --> 02:30:05,640
Speaker 4: thousand and three. It was in art houses played it.

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02:30:06,240 --> 02:30:08,560
Speaker 4: Cheryl Tiegs was in that movie. I remember her. I

2844
02:30:08,640 --> 02:30:10,000
Speaker 4: sure do, And.

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02:30:09,959 --> 02:30:11,880
Speaker 27: Now I must leave you as the Brady bunches on

2846
02:30:12,160 --> 02:30:14,680
Speaker 27: and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

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02:30:16,760 --> 02:30:17,280
Speaker 13: Get at it.

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02:30:18,400 --> 02:30:24,039
Speaker 10: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

2849
02:30:25,240 --> 02:30:30,840
Speaker 10: Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.

2850
02:30:32,200 --> 02:30:38,000
Speaker 10: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

2851
02:30:39,120 --> 02:30:43,800
Speaker 10: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

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02:30:44,000 --> 02:30:44,800
Speaker 10: watching you.

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02:30:45,560 --> 02:30:53,320
Speaker 3: And with all naritis, remember obedience paid. And when you

2854
02:30:53,360 --> 02:30:58,480
Speaker 3: watch that TV screen, remember it works both ways.

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02:30:59,800 --> 02:31:05,520
Speaker 10: You disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,

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02:31:06,720 --> 02:31:12,440
Speaker 10: you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.