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Speaker 5: It is the fifteenth day of April twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5: Taxes Man, taxes, Good morning. My name is Chris Hockey,
Speaker 5: and welcome to the Power Tip Morning Show. Here we
Speaker 5: are on a wild Wednesday.
Speaker 6: Wacky wacky. Let's see today is today?
Speaker 5: Parker Fox is in because this is Wednesday, right and
Speaker 5: cast one thousands, so lots to get to.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Here's Chris Rock on Texas since they are due today.
Speaker 6: Best of luck to you. Come on in. I am
Speaker 6: glad you are here.
Speaker 1: It's the work making.
Speaker 4: Minimum wage came up about two dollars a week, and
Speaker 4: then they would take out fifty dollars in taxes.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of money.
Speaker 4: If you make towur of the week, man, I start
Speaker 4: kicking Wednesday and Thursday and eat, okay, fifty.
Speaker 3: Dollars a week in tax amount. What do I get
Speaker 3: for my tax money?
Speaker 4: Get all the free street light in the world, as
Speaker 4: far as I'm concerned, to give everybody a candle to
Speaker 4: give my fifty dollars back.
Speaker 2: I hate taxes.
Speaker 7: I hate checks.
Speaker 4: I hate the fact they put two amounts of money
Speaker 4: on your check.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's like, this is the money you bust your whole week,
Speaker 4: and this is what you're gonna get.
Speaker 6: Social Security.
Speaker 3: I should ask you if you want to take that.
Speaker 4: A man should come to you said, dude, would you
Speaker 4: like us to save money for you when you get old?
Speaker 1: Now, I want to say it now. You don't get
Speaker 1: the money to you like fives.
Speaker 4: Mean, while the average black man dies at like forty two.
Speaker 1: The fither side is wee and feed us.
Speaker 4: On your side, you hear the distance under this line
Speaker 4: and then you stray.
Speaker 1: That's a take.
Speaker 2: So, Paul, you were just telling me you're not going
Speaker 2: to follow your taxes and you dare them to audit you.
Speaker 1: No, I already did him then what were you.
Speaker 2: Just saying to me about Yeah, you said, after I
Speaker 2: dare them to come after me, who.
Speaker 1: Is the G?
Speaker 6: And when you tell me after the G, who's the G?
Speaker 3: I would never do that. Is it a government?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I took for granted, it was the government.
Speaker 3: I go see my uncle talks for a while. No,
Speaker 3: that's no. If I if Tim, if Peter, if Pete.
Speaker 1: Sauce was an account and howckey you have tax issues
Speaker 1: every day and go see him? Yeah, just hoping anybody
Speaker 1: could help me with it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Papa, how was last night?
Speaker 3: What was last night?
Speaker 6: Didn't you have an event with Papa?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: That was Monday, But I felt so horrible I couldn't go.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but last night Hawk about six thirty, I
Speaker 1: get a text, No, not that one, and it's uh
Speaker 1: my cousin. And every time that name comes up, I'm going, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh boy, it's over. Yeah, someone told her, But no,
Speaker 1: it was not about that. So she's not onto you yet.
Speaker 3: So she's oblivious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, which doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't listen. Oh I doubt it. No, I
Speaker 1: don't blame her. She's like twenty nine. I don't think
Speaker 1: she listens Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: She's out of the rows. Yeah, you made it weird. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know she's in though the Hawks Zune the Hawks.
Speaker 2: But in fairness, that's what eighteen to eighty Yeah, blind,
Speaker 2: blank and crazy.
Speaker 6: No, that's not true. Mine's based more on measurements.
Speaker 3: Not trips around the sun. No, I judge right, Well,
Speaker 3: that's diice of you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mine. I measure people by their.
Speaker 1: Kindness.
Speaker 6: That was the word I was looking for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, said Corey.
Speaker 5: Thanks the kindness and their ability to help people in
Speaker 5: their Billy Price children.
Speaker 6: Perfect books, how dare you?
Speaker 3: And generosity and you know, unity, engagement.
Speaker 5: I want people that are good to the world besides
Speaker 5: the butter to.
Speaker 1: Besides the butter, the button bar you guys are playing.
Speaker 1: She's all those things you mentioned. So what I'm saying, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's very kind. Yeah, because you don't care about me.
Speaker 3: Oh, I care more about you than anyone does.
Speaker 1: That is right. I don't think they came off the
Speaker 1: way you were tidding. No, I care about you more
Speaker 1: than anyone else. They be nice because I the other
Speaker 1: one less. A lot of people care about you, but
Speaker 1: I'm on the top of the list, behind Abby and Alex.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris on tax day does not want to hear
Speaker 2: that no one on the planet loves him more than you.
Speaker 1: That's a depressing The government loves me, tell you that.
Speaker 1: D the slot machines.
Speaker 6: Tell you why government loves me. I'm keeping this some
Speaker 6: a bit a float right now, between the gas prices
Speaker 6: and the.
Speaker 1: Taxes, ma'am.
Speaker 6: They got to call it Chris Hockey's United States from America.
Speaker 2: So why aren't you paying your taxes? Is your great question.
Speaker 2: He paid them, But why do you say, like idea
Speaker 2: you to come after me.
Speaker 1: I would never say that. That's what you just said
Speaker 1: right off. It was like five twenty nine.
Speaker 2: You're like, it's the best day of the year. It's
Speaker 2: like playing chicken with the government. No, I never said
Speaker 2: coming for me. I pay my taxes every year.
Speaker 5: Corey, do you remember when you said you had a
Speaker 5: list of Mark Rosen's aliases. Sure is Randy Nelson one
Speaker 5: of his alias.
Speaker 1: It's one of them.
Speaker 3: Sure he has a lot of aliases, and start with Randy.
Speaker 6: That's what I was wondering.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Because uh, an alleged cereal dining dasher is facing
Speaker 5: or is in Baltimore County, Maryland.
Speaker 2: Sauce Why did you tell Hawk to start with his story?
Speaker 2: You're such an instigator.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well he said that. I mean, I've got the
Speaker 5: list that you gave me. Of the aliases, the known
Speaker 5: aliases have one. Mark Rosen.
Speaker 1: Is one of them.
Speaker 5: Desmo, There's Randy Desumo, Randy Nelson, Randy I like big
Speaker 5: jugs and I cannot lie. Randy dak Killa.
Speaker 3: That's a terrible name.
Speaker 6: What which I believe this is rap name?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 6: And Randy for no reason.
Speaker 3: That's a terrible name.
Speaker 5: Anyway, They've got this guy for dining and Dashing several
Speaker 5: times in the past week. Says it's the slowest dining
Speaker 5: and dash they've ever seen. It's more of a dining
Speaker 5: amble more. Oh, this one guy describes it as a
Speaker 5: dining shuffle.
Speaker 3: Oh, a din and drop foot.
Speaker 6: That's a different guy.
Speaker 2: I wonder if a din in shuffle, Yeah, makes it
Speaker 2: look less suspicious dash.
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, hey, where are you going?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: But if you just calmly and confidently walk out, of
Speaker 2: course you paid the bill.
Speaker 6: I think they had dined shuffle as the dance. He
Speaker 6: does as well.
Speaker 1: Oh got it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like the curly shuffle.
Speaker 2: I definitely wouldn't dance on my way out of a
Speaker 2: restaurant that I didn't just pay for.
Speaker 3: Have you guys ever done that dining dash?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Never either of I no run for no right,
Speaker 1: I'd feel bad. Yeah, but I how do I.
Speaker 2: Say that I did accidentally steal from Target a bunch
Speaker 2: the first year of Harper's life, we've talked about this,
Speaker 2: like when you're dealing with a six month old or
Speaker 2: a nine month old and you're loading a bunch of
Speaker 2: stuff in the cart and then you get to the
Speaker 2: car and you realize that you didn't scan whatever was
Speaker 2: under the cart because you're worried about a six month old.
Speaker 2: You're like, do I bring this back in and tell
Speaker 2: him I didn't just pay for this? And then you
Speaker 2: realize how much your wife spends a Target every year,
Speaker 2: and you're like, they don't care that I take this this.
Speaker 2: In fact, they're happy that I have this to make
Speaker 2: me happy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're happy for you when the.
Speaker 3: Bill cup exactly. And at that point, by the way
Speaker 3: those were.
Speaker 2: It was almost always like, uh, twelve packs of like
Speaker 2: diet coke, which are now like seven dollars, but twelve
Speaker 2: years ago they were about two fifty a piece, so
Speaker 2: who cares. They didn't cares like Target was tipping you exactly.
Speaker 2: It was have some diet coke. Congrats on the kiddo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congrats.
Speaker 3: And that happened about six times.
Speaker 5: We know we're about to receive seven million dollars from
Speaker 5: you and ye waiper purchases.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep me happy. It's like a casino. It's like
Speaker 2: a comp right, just keep me coming back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, keep me hanging on.
Speaker 3: I have a friend of mine.
Speaker 6: We all disagree.
Speaker 2: Who is Does that person love you more than anyone
Speaker 2: else on the planet?
Speaker 1: Does that person mean a negative? I just really like
Speaker 1: hogs daddy. No, they're not related to me.
Speaker 6: I like hogs as well. No, sweater hogs movies.
Speaker 3: He's uh, very well off.
Speaker 6: I am he I was to logs.
Speaker 3: Dining and dashing. What that's like thing?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Does he get an direction?
Speaker 3: I don't know that's his thing.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: No, it's definitely a chat abbott.
Speaker 3: No, it's nobody that's ever worked here, so.
Speaker 6: It could be a lot of people in the sales department.
Speaker 1: I don't I share this story.
Speaker 6: He missed that completely.
Speaker 3: No brilliant No, no, or anybody who works normal hours.
Speaker 5: Hey, could you go back to work and do this
Speaker 5: for me right now? It's almost midnight. Yeah, it's six thirty,
Speaker 5: so I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I'm interrupted your vacation.
Speaker 1: This person told this person was in a in Vegas,
Speaker 1: I don't care, many years ago. Yeah, this story's gotta spell.
Speaker 1: Just listen.
Speaker 6: Does it involve smuckers?
Speaker 2: No, you mean fun ruckers. You're talking fut Rutgers? Are
Speaker 2: the jelly smuckers?
Speaker 6: Yes, either one.
Speaker 1: And the smucker is the one that.
Speaker 2: Uh what's weather guy's name, Willard?
Speaker 3: Excuse to do the smucker's birthday?
Speaker 2: They had a hunt right right, Yeah, the old smuckers,
Speaker 2: the ladies, all of them, especially if they get free jelly.
Speaker 1: So take a deep breath please, I know it's.
Speaker 2: Dext So anyway, some rich guy who likes a dining
Speaker 2: dash went to Vegas.
Speaker 1: And he told another friend of mine that the meal
Speaker 1: was copped, and he did like a like, uh, what's
Speaker 1: the bit from Dumb and Dumber where it's on that
Speaker 1: guy's tower. Yeah, he pointed at a different guy, and
Speaker 1: the guy kind of looked a him and like waved
Speaker 1: like this bad hundred percent. And so they eat a
Speaker 1: ton of food and they just bolt get up and
Speaker 1: walk away, and they got chased down and had to
Speaker 1: pay for it. Oh yeah, can if you remember Dumb and.
Speaker 2: Dumber, they do that bit where they get sea bass
Speaker 2: to do it, and then as they're laughing and driving
Speaker 2: away and Lloyd and Harry are talking about it's like, well,
Speaker 2: what happens in the movie? Saw this in the movie?
Speaker 3: Once?
Speaker 1: What happened in the movie.
Speaker 2: They caught up to him like five miles later, and.
Speaker 3: Still they slipped their thrones. It was a good one.
Speaker 3: So they actually got chased down by the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Of the guys by the restaurant, I'd be way more excited.
Speaker 2: I'd be way more uh excited is the wrong word,
Speaker 2: but optimistic that the restaurant's tracking me down and not
Speaker 2: the guys that are hopefully not beating me to death.
Speaker 2: That's a that's an aggressive trick, especially like you said,
Speaker 2: the guy's well off. He's not living check to check. No,
Speaker 2: he's very well off, and there that's just got to
Speaker 2: be his thing.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 1: These are large gentlemen too, so like they can hold
Speaker 1: their own.
Speaker 2: But well, it sounds like if they're eating for free
Speaker 2: all the time. Man, Yeah, I've never done that today.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm too full after Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plus, like you said, I would feel terrible not just
Speaker 2: for not maybe not even for the restaurant, depending on
Speaker 2: which restaurant it is, but definitely for the server.
Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody's got.
Speaker 3: That's not fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if it's a restaurant like you said, where
Speaker 1: the server has to pay for it and they're making
Speaker 1: it exactly. That's not cool. It's not their fault that
Speaker 1: I'm turned on by dining and dashing.
Speaker 6: Direction.
Speaker 2: Do you believe your friend is sexually aroused by dining
Speaker 2: and dashing?
Speaker 1: I know he's really into it. It's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding you. He loves doing it.
Speaker 5: I know that we we have a former co worker
Speaker 5: I won't say it is who gets an erection dining
Speaker 5: and dashing as well, but he's never been to Perkins.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were talking about somebody else. I
Speaker 1: thought you were talking about.
Speaker 2: That'd be hump Day fan listeners. It is Wednesday, by
Speaker 2: the way, Yes it is. Yeah, yeah, you know yeah, man,
Speaker 2: and it's tax day.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: There you go, so file those extensions. If you're not
Speaker 2: done like by today.
Speaker 6: You know, yeah, man, file your extension. Got I hope
Speaker 6: they can bit those before much longer. I've been holding
Speaker 6: out as long as I can. I want a big
Speaker 6: old thing.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 6: I'm not doing it for anybody but me.
Speaker 3: Well, clearly nobody loves you except for Sauce.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he ain't worried about Wane.
Speaker 3: That's not the way I that's.
Speaker 5: If I improve, What if I improve this part of
Speaker 5: my anatomy? Would you finally introduce me to sure because
Speaker 5: that's the problem. Man's the reason I know it was
Speaker 5: he's you got nothing for him, That's what he says.
Speaker 2: And it's not Popa's what a weird thing to wait for.
Speaker 2: It's not Papa you're looking for. Well, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to say it. I'm not like that crass.
Speaker 1: I love it. My buddy and Randy, My buddy, Randy
Speaker 1: and his brother. Every time they conversate or call each other,
Speaker 1: they just answer with pop.
Speaker 5: Off every time they conversate. Every I don't know, man,
Speaker 5: I like I know.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 6: I don't know why you had to apologize. I like
Speaker 6: the idea that they conversate.
Speaker 1: They conversate.
Speaker 6: It sounds like you're like doing a nineties angel. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You're touched.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, some sort of a like a low
Speaker 5: key white boy rap conversate alligate.
Speaker 2: I think, uh, some terrible slam poetry. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Bob Hagan likes that. Joe. How's he great?
Speaker 1: Michael Hutchins, noting he's been better?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, all right.
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Speaker 2: Parker Fox will be here to conversate around seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: We're here until nine o'clock. This is the Power Trip
Speaker 2: morning show on the fan.
Speaker 6: Zach over there is he here?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Are you here today?
Speaker 1: I'm here? You're I'm here and I'm here. Hey? What
Speaker 1: was it like being the guy on the couch and
Speaker 1: half baked? Oh yeah, it was really so good.
Speaker 6: You sound like your dad.
Speaker 3: Do you have a dog named Spot?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. You still feeling rotten, feeling a
Speaker 1: little better. Is it all in your chest, Sacho, it's
Speaker 1: just all in my throat. Yeah, that's a button. Mark.
Speaker 1: I took this that xytech stuff and that helped a lot.
Speaker 1: So we're getting there. That's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to do voice over work while this is lingering
Speaker 2: the party sound?
Speaker 3: Do you have to let it linger?
Speaker 1: Great song? Great song? Do you have.
Speaker 2: To Cranberries have two absolute home runs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jamboo yep and linger ten out of ten.
Speaker 2: That's it right pretty much, but still two absolute Grand
Speaker 2: Slam Upper Dack home runs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Speaking of that, the Twins are red hot. Yea, man,
Speaker 1: I was dead wrong about him. Now, excuse me. We're
Speaker 1: only like twelve percent of the way through the season.
Speaker 1: But still they're the best. They have the best record
Speaker 1: in the American League. They do, and they are destroying
Speaker 1: the Red Sox. They won what six nothing? Last night?
Speaker 1: Nick Abel, the guy they got in the trade last year,
Speaker 1: was out. He would he have ten strikeouts?
Speaker 3: That is correct.
Speaker 1: Again, I was very drunk, and I mean it's point
Speaker 1: two just off the top of my head. He went
Speaker 1: seven innings scattered four hits.
Speaker 3: Top of your head, Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 6: That's a big, big part of the body.
Speaker 3: Eleven and seven.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's almost like you didn't have to look that
Speaker 2: up and you have the under seventy two and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna have to obeandon ogst any money.
Speaker 6: Yep, yeah, thanks Bud.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: By the way, speaking of smuckers from the last segment,
Speaker 5: they make uncrustables, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: M I've never had one, because.
Speaker 5: You know what, they're peanut butter, probably a deep third
Speaker 5: or maybe even fourth on the list of peanut butters.
Speaker 3: You know, don't think I've ever had smuckers. Peanut butter.
Speaker 6: They're jelly.
Speaker 5: Is fine, it's good, but you combine them together, make
Speaker 5: it easy for us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, god, I love peanut butter.
Speaker 5: Like if somebody would invent like a underwear that's also
Speaker 5: toilet paper, right, billion dollar.
Speaker 3: Idea underwear that's also toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, but what happens when you go to the
Speaker 2: bathroom and then use it as toilet paper?
Speaker 1: Now you're going commando.
Speaker 2: Good point unless you're mustling, like you know, you bring
Speaker 2: wet wipes wherever you go. Maybe just bring a backup
Speaker 2: pair of disposable underwear so you use it as toilet paper.
Speaker 5: Then you put on another pair doesn't sound like you're
Speaker 5: interested in investing in my idea.
Speaker 3: I have a lot of questions. I'm definitely not going
Speaker 3: to jump right in.
Speaker 2: If this was Shark Tank, I would say, and for
Speaker 2: those reasons, I'm out.
Speaker 1: What's your best idea of all time? Not like that
Speaker 1: super cycler? Yeah is number one. What's the other idea
Speaker 1: you have?
Speaker 6: Chuck Chuck the two Tuo truck.
Speaker 2: Well, he had a couple of websites like Kicktheballs dot
Speaker 2: com and he had Todd dood dot com.
Speaker 3: It was some kind of a magic website. I don't
Speaker 3: understand what that was supposed to be.
Speaker 6: I'm still waiting on that.
Speaker 1: Did you make money on kickthballs dot com?
Speaker 6: Sirs? Hell?
Speaker 1: Did good for you?
Speaker 6: Think I'm joking too, don't you? I'm independently wealthy.
Speaker 2: They're one of the final scenes of DTF Sat Louis
Speaker 2: on Sunday Night on HBO. There's two detectives sitting on
Speaker 2: a porch and they're talking about how everybody's just weird.
Speaker 2: Everybody's weird, right, everybody looks normal from across the street,
Speaker 2: but everybody's got something weird. And the younger detective she
Speaker 2: brings up the fact that you know, some guys like
Speaker 2: getting kicked in the balls. They'll pay for it. And
Speaker 2: the older detective I think his name's Richard, right, the
Speaker 2: actor goes.
Speaker 3: Wait, what now, who is that for?
Speaker 2: The guy getting kicked or the person kicking and she's like,
Speaker 2: well both, but yeah, the guy that's getting kicked in
Speaker 2: the balls.
Speaker 3: And he's like, why would that be fun?
Speaker 2: Well find out on kickthballs dot com. See that's what
Speaker 2: a what a marketing opportunity you and DTF Saint Louis
Speaker 2: could have kind of co branded kick the balls dot com.
Speaker 2: But he's very confused. He's like, what, what's the point?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't get it either, but again, kink shaming is
Speaker 3: my kink.
Speaker 2: So I don't understand why people would like to get
Speaker 2: kicked in the balls, and I shame them for it.
Speaker 2: And then that turns me out. It is for sale
Speaker 2: kickdballs dot com.
Speaker 8: It can be yours hawk for fifteen and ninety five
Speaker 8: dollars or that's yeah, sixty six dollars and forty six
Speaker 8: cents for twenty four months.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I already sold it once and apparently the person
Speaker 5: didn't decide to use it, and I could buy it
Speaker 5: back again but I would rather keep the money I
Speaker 5: made the first time.
Speaker 2: Zach, what is the current value of Kicktheballs dot net
Speaker 2: or kick the Balls dot gov. I'm sure that's a
Speaker 2: future government website.
Speaker 3: Today you can I'm sure, uh.
Speaker 6: Pright, for the right price, can buy anything.
Speaker 8: Yeah, kick the balls dot net is available. I believe
Speaker 8: nobody has it.
Speaker 2: So there you go, Chrissy. Now I just gave you
Speaker 2: a billion dollar idea got net.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've start waiting on a magician to buy todd
Speaker 5: dot com.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he has to be named Todd.
Speaker 2: I guess I would think so, Yeah, it makes sense
Speaker 2: and have to use really old timey magician phrases, right.
Speaker 2: I don't know if a lot of modern magicians say
Speaker 2: to day, I don't know if that would go over well,
Speaker 2: especially like in Vegas.
Speaker 3: I don't think Copperfield's doing that.
Speaker 6: That's like a lot of there's not a lot of
Speaker 6: daredevils Cheronimo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did they do that back in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you've never heard that before.
Speaker 2: But I don't think evil canieval. Did you just mean
Speaker 2: guys that are like adrenaline junkies?
Speaker 6: Well, evil had an ego, hedel me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, he loved himself something.
Speaker 6: He sure did.
Speaker 3: Oh confidence is key, Well, he was evil.
Speaker 6: It was the most evil part of him that in
Speaker 6: his wang evil canieval what a name Cane wants to
Speaker 6: jump a bunch of cars?
Speaker 1: Scared out how many cars? It was?
Speaker 5: Actually semis. It was in the Hoosier Dome. I think
Speaker 5: it was eighteen or nineteen at the time of.
Speaker 3: The world record jumping on a on on a motorcycle.
Speaker 6: On a motorcycle. I was scared to that. I didn't
Speaker 6: want to watch, but I couldn't look away.
Speaker 1: Did he survive? Nope, he died.
Speaker 2: Oh and yeah, the monster truck rally I was delayed
Speaker 2: for about ninety minutes, really ruined.
Speaker 3: Chris is after.
Speaker 6: It is just terrible.
Speaker 5: He didn't survive. He did survive the motorcycle jump, but
Speaker 5: the gonnerhea got him.
Speaker 1: Oh well, he shouldn't have banged your sisters.
Speaker 5: Oh now, why do you have to say bad things
Speaker 5: about my sister? Yeah, sorry, she's had a hard time,
Speaker 5: he stays.
Speaker 1: You were going to say something. Have you guys seen
Speaker 1: Johnny Knoxville talking about the time he was going to
Speaker 1: do the Buster Keaton bit where the side of a
Speaker 1: building falls and you survive because you're standing under you're
Speaker 1: standing in the window.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they were gonna do the bit and they
Speaker 1: had him in his mark and one of the people
Speaker 1: on set said something and he moved two feet and
Speaker 1: it fell, but he luckily his head was on the
Speaker 1: other side, like where the hole was, or he would
Speaker 1: have been crushed. There's video of it. It's unbelievable what
Speaker 1: that guy's put his body through. Yeah, you probably shouldn't move.
Speaker 3: No, I wonder why you didn't.
Speaker 1: Yep, I don't know.
Speaker 6: W was a prank? Yeah it Hey, you really maybe
Speaker 6: moved your.
Speaker 1: Left aren't They making a new Jackass movie with Elvis? Oh? Elvis?
Speaker 1: Are you in it? What? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I am?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah.
Speaker 2: It comes out this summer and apparently it's the last
Speaker 2: one June twenty sixth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably won't go see it.
Speaker 6: I'd probably see in theaters. I'll definitely watch it at
Speaker 6: some point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that feels like a movie. I just watch
Speaker 3: on that for you and I You and.
Speaker 1: I'd go see it.
Speaker 6: Hogs might, but we don't do anything together anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna talking about no one on the planet
Speaker 2: loves you more than sauce.
Speaker 6: My point that's why I feel bad.
Speaker 3: Now, well, I didn't mean it like that, but I
Speaker 3: day and it's taxed.
Speaker 5: I can't get the guy to I can't the person
Speaker 5: who loves me. Weren't anybody on the planet that I
Speaker 5: want to hang out.
Speaker 3: I'll hang out with you this June. Yeah, we go
Speaker 3: to the movie.
Speaker 6: Do you guys have family picnic plant daytime?
Speaker 1: Soon?
Speaker 6: Like a big get together?
Speaker 1: H yeah. Uh my other cousin's wedding is in September. Garlar, no,
Speaker 1: Papa's other dogs man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think if today is the first day you listen
Speaker 2: to The Power Too Morning Show, yeah.
Speaker 3: You'd probably not listen again.
Speaker 1: Probably not.
Speaker 3: And you're probably unbelievably confused.
Speaker 6: I'm very confused.
Speaker 3: Somebody, somebody's at home listening right now for the first time.
Speaker 2: Going If I'm reading this right, one of the guys
Speaker 2: wants to sleep with one of the other guys.
Speaker 3: Is cousins or uncle or uncle? Right, I don't understand.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want to go too fast. Yeah, slow
Speaker 6: it down. I just want to hang out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, amen, yeah, and also with you.
Speaker 6: Amen.
Speaker 3: All right, let's actually get to something when we come back.
Speaker 2: Let's do a front page sports Zach Hall can break
Speaker 2: down the final wild regular season game of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Playoffs are upon us. You know what's weird about the NHL?
Speaker 1: I just noticed this.
Speaker 2: I thought I thought I didn't look ahead. I'm like, ah,
Speaker 2: the the NHL must just be done.
Speaker 3: It's Tuesday, right, they.
Speaker 2: Got to get it all wrapped up before the playoffs.
Speaker 3: They have games tonight and Thursday.
Speaker 2: That's a waste of time, isn't that Like that's kind
Speaker 2: of unbelievably unfair for a lot of teams, not the
Speaker 2: while they get the rest now into the.
Speaker 8: Whole season the most. We're the team with the most
Speaker 8: rest going into the playoffs.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Just assume the whole league was wrapping up last night
Speaker 2: and not even close.
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then there's more games tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Nuts Front Page Sports after this on the Fana, he's weird.
Speaker 6: This sauce is weird. You what a weirdo?
Speaker 1: You just say something weird.
Speaker 6: He's a weirdo.
Speaker 1: Everybody's weird.
Speaker 6: Hey, Corey, throughout the day, I'm gonna try something new
Speaker 6: during all kinds of different bits that we're doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's called one question.
Speaker 6: I never know how to get randomly when you do
Speaker 6: a story, I do a story, I'm gonna go. Okay, guys,
Speaker 6: you get to ask blah badye blah one question and
Speaker 6: you guys gotta think on your feet, can come up
Speaker 6: with one good question.
Speaker 2: So is somebody involved in this story or the thing
Speaker 2: that we're talking about?
Speaker 6: That's right, that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 5: For instance, like this one sports journalist Diana Rassini is
Speaker 5: resigning from the athletic after being pictured holding hands with
Speaker 5: New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel. She made the
Speaker 5: announcement on social media on Tuesday.
Speaker 6: You get one question for Mike Vrabel? What is the question?
Speaker 1: How was it? I knew it? I have two You
Speaker 1: don't understand this is called two questions? Here called one questions? Question? Please?
Speaker 6: Is this called two questions?
Speaker 1: No, it's called on.
Speaker 6: At least you understand that?
Speaker 1: Go why?
Speaker 6: Okay? Thank you?
Speaker 1: You can you me hit.
Speaker 6: Thanks Anya Lytics. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Time now for front paid sports presented by Holiday station stores.
Speaker 2: This bit's not gonna last until seven.
Speaker 1: This is gonna six fifteen.
Speaker 3: All of this question is gonna be what, why, when
Speaker 3: and where it was?
Speaker 2: Like, that's a good question, man, Corey, what's your question? Uh, Mike,
Speaker 2: why would you jeopardize your entire career and your family?
Speaker 2: And just just for Diana Rassini saw, do you have a.
Speaker 1: Question where what? I'm not smart?
Speaker 2: Holiday Station stores for a limited time three monsters for
Speaker 2: for eight dollars Today, I went with the old Ultra
Speaker 2: blue Hawaiian.
Speaker 6: I got one of those last night too.
Speaker 3: They're super good.
Speaker 2: But this is one of you know, you said that
Speaker 2: taste tests of other day you did like the monster taste.
Speaker 2: There's another great example. I freaking love this one. If
Speaker 2: somebody said, what flavor is it? I go, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: I mean I would say ultra blue Hawaiian. But yeah,
Speaker 2: but what does it taste like? Oh, it's just good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know what this is. I don't know what
Speaker 2: is it supposed to be.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It tastes like cotton candy to me, like it's.
Speaker 3: Super good, like shaved ice kind of. I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's just good.
Speaker 1: It's a monster energy.
Speaker 2: You can get three for eight for a limited time
Speaker 2: in Holiday and you can mix and match any flavors
Speaker 2: you want. So if you're like, hey, I don't know
Speaker 2: what flavor that is either give it a shot, it's
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 5: I was at the Holiday yesterday in Plymouth over by
Speaker 5: the Red Robin. Why sure, it's where I go to
Speaker 5: Discover Strength.
Speaker 6: And I filled up the gas and I went, you
Speaker 6: know what, they got three for eight dollars Monster Energy.
Speaker 6: So I went and I got three air and that
Speaker 6: blue one's one I got and I drank that some
Speaker 6: bitch and is good.
Speaker 8: Hell yeah, yeah, buddy, I went to that Red Robin
Speaker 8: a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how bad is that parking lot?
Speaker 6: It's pretty bad. It's like the surface of the moon.
Speaker 6: I'm so glad you mentioned that, dude.
Speaker 1: I've never been.
Speaker 6: To a business where they're parking lot was worse.
Speaker 3: Just craters and.
Speaker 1: They're not little, and.
Speaker 6: There's not one there's no way to avoid them. The
Speaker 6: whole son of a bitch is a pothole.
Speaker 2: Remember the so great you played that? Remember the Atari
Speaker 2: game Moon Patrol. Maybe maybe there's an arcade like throwback
Speaker 2: Vibe to Red Robin.
Speaker 6: There must be a lot of trap.
Speaker 5: But well there's a there's a coffee shop Starbuck, and
Speaker 5: then you got Discover strengthen you got Red Robin, and
Speaker 5: you got Holiday and they all use that same place,
Speaker 5: and you're right, I mean I would write something.
Speaker 2: So you get to see the general manager of that
Speaker 2: Red Robin and you get one question, right, what do
Speaker 2: you ask him hawk or her?
Speaker 3: Who sawst you a question?
Speaker 1: You know wood Hawk?
Speaker 3: Two words?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: The Twins rocked the Red Sox six rip. Let's get
Speaker 2: Boxton four for five, two home runs, four runs total.
Speaker 2: One of his home runs, the second one was four
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty eight feet.
Speaker 6: That's a lot of feet.
Speaker 2: Were just a day before, the day before he hit
Speaker 2: his eighty fifth career home run at target Field, that
Speaker 2: is the most in target Field history.
Speaker 3: And he's like, why don't I just put a couple
Speaker 3: more in the seats? Two more?
Speaker 2: Pretty sweet? The Twins hit three total because Brooks League
Speaker 2: got one. That's his third of the season, and they
Speaker 2: roughed up former Twins Sunny Gray four innings, nine hits,
Speaker 2: five runs. Looking up on your phone, the Twins of
Speaker 2: the best record in the American League at eleven and seven.
Speaker 2: They've won four straight and eight of their last nine
Speaker 2: baseball games. Whenever you have the under and you hear
Speaker 2: at team's one eight of nine, that's yeah, not good,
Speaker 2: that's a bad week and a half for gamblers, but
Speaker 2: it's good for everybody else. So one more game against
Speaker 2: Boston the day at twelve forty SWR for the Minnesota
Speaker 2: Twins whispering no, that's asl And then Hawk's Cincinnati Reds
Speaker 2: are in town Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I went either way, the big Red Machine versus
Speaker 5: mc twins.
Speaker 6: Here's Shelty on the offensive output.
Speaker 9: We created the first run because Buck can really fly,
Speaker 9: and then you know he hits the two home runs.
Speaker 9: Brooks with a good swing, you know, Larnick with a
Speaker 9: really good swing, and you got to give a ton
Speaker 9: of credit to Cody Clemens and to Trevor Larnick. I mean,
Speaker 9: with all the left handers we're seeing, they're not playing
Speaker 9: really consistent at bats. Love Larni's hustle on the ball there,
Speaker 9: so overall, really, I mean, I know this is being
Speaker 9: said maybe at nauseam, but just a team victory. I mean,
Speaker 9: up and down the lineup, we did really really good thing.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be the most interesting storyline of the season
Speaker 2: if they continue to play well. Is honestly, people like
Speaker 2: you saw us that love the team but don't like
Speaker 2: the man.
Speaker 1: Not the management, the ownership group.
Speaker 2: Right, It's like, how do you punish the pole ads
Speaker 2: but still jump on the bandwig?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's it's a hard h you know, needle to thread there.
Speaker 3: That's a little hard.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a gray area that's going to be
Speaker 2: rough for a lot of fans because they don't want
Speaker 2: to go and support the pole ads. They want to
Speaker 2: prove a point. But what if this team's playing kick
Speaker 2: ass baseball and it's a lot of fun to go
Speaker 2: to target field?
Speaker 3: Well, ye, spot, where do you fall? Like I said yesterday,
Speaker 3: his steps, Yeah, down my stairs.
Speaker 1: If they are playing at this level in July and
Speaker 1: they are still at the top of the division, they
Speaker 1: have one of the better records in the American League,
Speaker 1: and they don't add a significant piece because of financial issues,
Speaker 1: then then we're back to the.
Speaker 3: Jesus not that kind of piece.
Speaker 1: Then we're bad relaxed God. Then we're back to the
Speaker 1: same issue. Right. But if they go out and you know,
Speaker 1: every team can add Last year, the Colts thought they
Speaker 1: were Super Bowl champion. They traded two first round picks
Speaker 1: for Sauce Gardener. Right, So like you want to see
Speaker 1: them ad. I'm happy for the for Chelte, who's a
Speaker 1: great dude. I'm happy for a lot of the players
Speaker 1: like Jeffers and our guy Pablo Lopez was there last
Speaker 1: night like doing some pitching, scouting or whatever he was doing.
Speaker 1: But the ownership is terrible.
Speaker 5: Respect Yeah, what if this is what if the ownership.
Speaker 5: What we're seeing is the the plans coming to fruition.
Speaker 6: Maybe this is what they planned, this is what they
Speaker 6: thought was going to happen the second.
Speaker 1: We just didn't see the forest. But also also if
Speaker 1: you are a if you are not a pull add
Speaker 1: pocket protector like John CRIESL and I, you don't protect
Speaker 1: their pocketbook like Rosie does protects the pull Ads pocketbook,
Speaker 1: then this is worst case Ontario. Because they're good. What
Speaker 1: they're good?
Speaker 7: You do a bit?
Speaker 3: Can you ask me one question?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, one question?
Speaker 1: What it's a trimmer park, boys, But this is people
Speaker 1: like John and I. This is worst case than ever.
Speaker 1: They're good. What happened?
Speaker 3: No, this story went on so long that the baseball
Speaker 3: season's over.
Speaker 1: Twins get over for more than five seconds.
Speaker 2: The Twins overperformed, but ultimately came up a little bit short,
Speaker 2: and you were still pretty excited about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, it's like a big dog guy from The
Speaker 5: Fly says in that one moment about big dogs, yeah.
Speaker 3: Can and Jurassic Park. How does he say it?
Speaker 1: Sure he can?
Speaker 6: But should you?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Okay, big dogs, bad dogs.
Speaker 2: Last night was the final regular season game for the
Speaker 2: Minnesota While they won three to two over the Anaheim Ducks.
Speaker 3: And that's really all they do.
Speaker 2: They have won twenty one of their last twenty two
Speaker 2: games against the Ducks, including eight in a row. That's
Speaker 2: even with rusting ten skaters last night. Ten so a
Speaker 2: bunch of backups and whatnot, just killing it last night.
Speaker 3: They win three to two. Ballstead thirty five saves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Ducks had a lot had something to play for.
Speaker 8: They're trying to get home ice in the first round
Speaker 8: and they still I mean, we had nothing to play for.
Speaker 8: As you mentioned, I mean that lineup was very pres
Speaker 8: probably even more preseason than we had in the preseason itself.
Speaker 8: So a lot of hard on this team. You mentioned Walstad,
Speaker 8: he stood on his head last night. There was something
Speaker 8: wrong with his jersey in the first period. His name
Speaker 8: was spelled wildly wrong.
Speaker 6: Do you want to hear about that? Yes, he says
Speaker 6: it was a prank. Was it a prank?
Speaker 3: While stet one hundred percent.
Speaker 7: I don't know exactly who it is, but obviously I
Speaker 7: have a feeling of who it could be. Well, yeah,
Speaker 7: now I heard something about it a couple of couple
Speaker 7: of games ago, all that my name was misspelled, that
Speaker 7: they really picked up on it. I think they switched
Speaker 7: on me. And then now it goes back to being
Speaker 7: a little weird. So uh, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 3: That is that heavily implying that it's Marc Andre Florida.
Speaker 1: So Russo had a long write up about it last night.
Speaker 8: Actually he put a lot of work in and so
Speaker 8: there really isn't a definitive answer there. There is still
Speaker 8: a chance it was just an honest mistake from the
Speaker 8: manufacturer where they ordered the jerseys from. And the fun
Speaker 8: tidmen in that too is they had to go to
Speaker 8: the like hockey lodge, like the wild store in house
Speaker 8: store that like makes custom jerseys for fans. They had
Speaker 8: good those people to make a nameplate for his jersey
Speaker 8: for the second and third period, So he wore essentially
Speaker 8: a fan jersey the rest of the game because they
Speaker 8: that's the only way they could could do it. So
Speaker 8: there isn't, like I said, a definitive answer where there
Speaker 8: is a very good chance it was either this has
Speaker 8: been another very pranky mood off the ice lately, so
Speaker 8: there's a a good chance with him. Flurry was in Vegas,
Speaker 8: but there's obviously he can pull some strings.
Speaker 5: So he said that he thought it was supposed to
Speaker 5: be an April Fools joke, but he didn't play on
Speaker 5: April Fool's Day. Yeah, and so this was a leftover
Speaker 5: from April fools Day. That would be That's pretty funny.
Speaker 5: That's I'm hoping it was a prank and that it
Speaker 5: was fun.
Speaker 8: And it's a great example of just how fun this
Speaker 8: team really is on the ice and off the ice.
Speaker 1: They're very a tight knit group.
Speaker 8: They built a wonderful culture in there, and uh, it's
Speaker 8: and I think it starts honestly with Fleury. I think
Speaker 8: he really laid a great foundation last year. And obviously
Speaker 8: those two goaltenders are characters in and of themselves.
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Speaker 1: Let's go? Hey, howgs? Yeah? Two things for you? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Then and will you buy Chick fil A?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well are we eating?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well cool?
Speaker 6: Then do it up. Let's go.
Speaker 5: I got business to take care of you. Take care
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Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, no, no camera.
Speaker 2: And I was gonna say he means to eat, but
Speaker 2: yeah no, he means for breakfast.
Speaker 3: What do you want from Chick fil A?
Speaker 6: I can't. I was just plugged.
Speaker 1: What do you want from chick fil It? But those
Speaker 1: burrito things? Are you the guy?
Speaker 2: You guys are the kind of guys that when you
Speaker 2: jump off a dock or off a diving board, you
Speaker 2: plug your nose or do you just jump in?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I probably should at my age, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because I get paying.
Speaker 3: What what does your age you have to do with plugging.
Speaker 1: Such bad sinuses? And anytime I go into a lake,
Speaker 1: I have a sinus infection for like two weeks.
Speaker 6: I hope I'll just jump in and swallow it the
Speaker 6: whole lake.
Speaker 2: But I mean I'll do a burrito as well as
Speaker 2: when you if you don't plug your nose, does water
Speaker 2: shoot up it?
Speaker 3: Or do you not have that figured out yet?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: It does? Wow.
Speaker 2: Fascinating how he's felt bad for the kids that plug
Speaker 2: their nose because I'm like, how about how about just
Speaker 2: practice the other way? You'll figure it out. Looked weird, right, okay?
Speaker 2: And I'm just saying, you know what's weird is I
Speaker 2: would have bet three months mortgage that you were a
Speaker 2: plug the nose kind of course, and I would have won.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would have won, would have one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially at my age.
Speaker 6: Especially his real careful but your nose water?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you got a son to worry about it,
Speaker 2: for sure. You can't be just inhaling.
Speaker 3: Pool water up your not pool lake.
Speaker 2: Lake water, pool water What about when you jump in
Speaker 2: a pool, do you plug your nose?
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 3: Pool water's fine, So your raw dog when you're.
Speaker 2: Jumping a pool, your rae dog it when it's in
Speaker 2: the lake, you're plugging your nose, got it?
Speaker 3: But when you jump in the pool, does water still
Speaker 3: go up your nose?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't remember last time I jumped in
Speaker 1: a pool. I gracefully walked down the stairs.
Speaker 3: It was gracefully. Didn't you tell me you tripped down
Speaker 3: the stairs at falls the other day?
Speaker 1: Yep? I did?
Speaker 6: Did you run?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yep? Splash splash, splash, splash. You guys are growing
Speaker 1: real tired of me. Well at our age? Why do
Speaker 1: man and a forty three? I'm not jumping off any
Speaker 1: kind of bridge?
Speaker 2: Why did I said, doc or diving board?
Speaker 1: Francisco?
Speaker 2: I meant entering a layer of pool, not adrenaline junkies.
Speaker 2: We're not Robin Banks, We're not the ex presidents. Just
Speaker 2: jump off a diving board.
Speaker 1: I'm just answering, Man, I can because I don't have
Speaker 1: to plug my nose. Well, good for sick brag, Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's see what else we got. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: older than he is I should have been plugging my
Speaker 1: nose the whole time. Hey, you mentioned her last segment,
Speaker 1: but yeah, NFL reporter Diana Rassini did resign from The
Speaker 1: Athletic yesterday. She was under investigation through The New York
Speaker 1: Times and the Athletic because of her relationship potentially between
Speaker 1: her and Patriots coach Mike Vrabel. Don't forget the Athletic
Speaker 1: in the New York Times, do require journalists to avoid
Speaker 1: activities that could pose a conflict of interest, Yeah, per
Speaker 1: their own editorial guideline. So it's like, you know, we
Speaker 1: talked yesterday. I said, like, come on, it is the
Speaker 1: toy department.
Speaker 2: It's not like she's given away government secrets or or
Speaker 2: a spot. Right, She's just hey, are you going to
Speaker 2: trade stuff on digs or something? Right, It's not the
Speaker 2: end of the world. But the New York Times feels differently.
Speaker 2: They're like, well, no, no, no, no, journalism still matters.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: I know it's a toy department, but we expect our journalists,
Speaker 2: our reporters to act professionally.
Speaker 1: So, yep, it is a female.
Speaker 2: That seems to be getting dragged and the man is
Speaker 2: seemingly going to walk away with his spine. Professionally, he's
Speaker 2: got to deal with whatever he's going to deal with
Speaker 2: at home. But professionally he's not getting fired or suspended
Speaker 2: because of this, So that feels like a double standard.
Speaker 2: But they are in two very different spots.
Speaker 5: Who's more of in danger of content of interest? The
Speaker 5: woman who was trying to get more information to do
Speaker 5: a better job or the man who's giving away that
Speaker 5: information for.
Speaker 2: That is hands down the best comeback, right he is
Speaker 2: he giving away company secrets right in exchange for favors.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you could argue, well, the.
Speaker 2: Patriots should have a huge problem with that as well, right,
Speaker 2: Or you could say Robert.
Speaker 3: Krafts probably like can I get in on this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right? Correct?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where can I go to give you my company secrets?
Speaker 2: Can't tell you who we're drafting?
Speaker 6: Will you let me pay for it?
Speaker 1: You like going to those places? Hawk likes going ten
Speaker 1: I tell you that should be legal. You love those places?
Speaker 1: But what really matters that is.
Speaker 3: This, well, yeah, at his age.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have to hold my nose at their age.
Speaker 1: The fuck?
Speaker 2: You need help? You need help. What really matters though,
Speaker 2: is this on this day.
Speaker 6: In nineteen twelve, Okay, at two twenty am. I it
Speaker 6: was the night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know where this is going.
Speaker 6: I know it was the nine.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 6: What was the date again, April fifteenth, nineteen twelve.
Speaker 3: It's something like that, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: At two twenty am on this day, nineteen twelve, the
Speaker 5: Titanic sank into the North Atlantic about four hundred miles
Speaker 5: south of Newfoundland, Canada. The massive ship, which was carrying
Speaker 5: twenty two hundred passengers and crew, had struck an iceberg
Speaker 5: two and a half hours before that.
Speaker 6: It's a little before midnight.
Speaker 1: That's a huge bitch.
Speaker 5: One of the largest and most luxurious ocean liners ever
Speaker 5: built departed from Southampton from Southampton, England, Maiden Voyde across
Speaker 5: the Atlantic, designed by William Purrie, built in Belfast.
Speaker 1: Think I've been there, Yeah, we were.
Speaker 2: I don't think he factored in the captain hitting an iceberg. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think he just thought, ken, this make it all
Speaker 2: the way across the Atlantic state and the answer was yes,
Speaker 2: as long as you avoid icebergs.
Speaker 6: Yeah. We built this ship for casual sex and cars.
Speaker 1: Right, So we built this city one great song. One
Speaker 1: of the conspiracy theories is.
Speaker 2: That just a whole lot of brandy text you this time, dude,
Speaker 2: you're too old for this.
Speaker 6: At your age, you can't be telling conspiracy.
Speaker 3: One of the conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: Is that there were some people on that ship that
Speaker 1: wanted like centralized banking, so like one bank in like
Speaker 1: the United States, basically like worldwide, right, like one bank
Speaker 1: could control all the money, and somebody from a competing
Speaker 1: bank with a lot on the table put them on
Speaker 1: the ship, and then the ship sank.
Speaker 6: I caught zero logic and all that and our last
Speaker 6: bit pure gibberish. Sounds right to.
Speaker 1: Me, but like most of my conspiracy theories are stupid,
Speaker 1: or like when Randy says there's actual centaurs walking the earth,
Speaker 1: which you've said multiple times. He thinks there's mermaids, but like,
Speaker 1: we can't beloord mermaids. Everything we hear right, you have
Speaker 1: as you always say, you have to be uh oh
Speaker 1: please don't quote me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, quote un what's he always says?
Speaker 3: Don't paraphrase me. This isn't going to be right. You
Speaker 3: always have to be uh subjective?
Speaker 1: What No? What do I say? You say? You have
Speaker 1: to say everything right. You can never fully trust another
Speaker 1: human being.
Speaker 3: Never truly trust another human being.
Speaker 1: But there are some conspiracy theories that may be correct,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe real. Not everything is perfect.
Speaker 5: You say me, you byzate me? Is that like you
Speaker 5: complete me in a different language?
Speaker 1: You because.
Speaker 3: That's why you had me at Sago, Paul, I've worked
Speaker 3: with you for what.
Speaker 2: Twenty I don't know, twenty something years. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: bosiate you. You don't know. Well, that's kind honestly, don't
Speaker 2: posate you. I know a lot of people that listen
Speaker 2: think that I bositate you. I just I'm hard on
Speaker 2: you because it's in my contract that I'm supposed to be.
Speaker 1: But there's no bizatred. Okay. I'm glad you don't posate
Speaker 1: me because we're going to be neighbors soon.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm gonna bsate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I wish you could get hit by a cigar.
Speaker 3: Or a cigar my truck.
Speaker 6: I wish you'd got to wave the Golden's bagate hold
Speaker 6: your bo's yeap?
Speaker 1: What he stopped listening? My phone is ringing it. It's
Speaker 1: a no caller ID. I think the FBI is after
Speaker 1: me for sharing that secret on the air.
Speaker 3: Which secret?
Speaker 2: That's Titanic seatret secret? Why would they care about something
Speaker 2: that was over one hundred years ago.
Speaker 1: I don't six thirty in the morning. Yeah, some collar,
Speaker 1: no collar, ideed, just yeah, you're screwed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The Wolves are off until Saturday, when they are
Speaker 2: at Denver to start the NBA Playoffs Round one at
Speaker 2: Denver at two thirty on Saturday. The Wolves are six
Speaker 2: and a half point underdogs on DraftKings for game one
Speaker 2: over under his two thirty and a half. Denver won
Speaker 2: three out of the four games in the regular season
Speaker 2: against the Wolves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is gonna be real tough, sure is. I
Speaker 1: think it might be a gentleman's sweep.
Speaker 2: Could you see the Wolves finding a way to win, though,
Speaker 2: that's a possibility. Could you see the Nuggets winning maybe
Speaker 2: in seven?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could you see the Wolves absolutely just boat racing them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a sweep? Yeah, we uh like we got there then.
Speaker 5: I think what really matters though, is this a couple
Speaker 5: of things about the the Titanic. I didn't know an
Speaker 5: hour and twenty minutes after the Titanic went down the
Speaker 5: car path that you got there.
Speaker 1: So it was an hour.
Speaker 5: Twenty one later that that lady floated on the door.
Speaker 5: Here's something else. There was a a liner called the
Speaker 5: Leylan called the California, which was another California, California that
Speaker 5: was less than twenty miles away at the time of
Speaker 5: the accident, but didn't hear the Titanic's distress signals because
Speaker 5: the radio operator was off duty at the time.
Speaker 2: How about that so could have saved yeah some yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure, right.
Speaker 1: Maybe a lot.
Speaker 2: Who knows not Jack Dawson, he was toast Zach would
Speaker 2: have saved him.
Speaker 3: He was an icicle man, he would have.
Speaker 6: I mean that'd keep your body fresh though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a good point. Yeah, why wouldn't you want to
Speaker 1: save Jack Dawson move over because he might have ended
Speaker 1: up being Is that Peak Leo?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean that looks wise or movie wise movie wise,
Speaker 2: not even close.
Speaker 1: Even though Titanic is a great movie.
Speaker 6: He's a little young in that movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably leave him on the grill for a
Speaker 1: little longer. What is he mid twenties there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he looks light younger, nan, don't he?
Speaker 1: Yeah he does. I think, Uh, Inception Leo was great.
Speaker 8: I don't even know if we have had Peak Leo yet.
Speaker 6: Peak Leo be like sixty.
Speaker 3: What about Great Gatsby Leo?
Speaker 6: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he's damn pe.
Speaker 3: What about Wolf of Wall Street Leo Wolf?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Is that your wolf impression?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I think that's like peak peak a vagoda?
Speaker 3: What is there a peat vagoda?
Speaker 6: Of course there was the peak.
Speaker 3: Is he still with us?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no? No? Fish is dead?
Speaker 1: Is it he? Fish? In the Godfather?
Speaker 3: You're thinking a dory?
Speaker 6: He's fishing Barney Miller here he.
Speaker 1: Died in twenty sixteen ninety four.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good for him, man, good run, yeah, good for him.
Speaker 5: One more because we get what really matters is this?
Speaker 5: Do you remember do you know? I guess even what
Speaker 5: year was it? Do you think that we found the
Speaker 5: Titanic lying on the iron floor?
Speaker 1: Oh? Wow? Ooh good question.
Speaker 2: So dumb question. Wasn't James Cameron a part of that?
Speaker 2: Or am I not even close to right?
Speaker 6: I'm not sure. I don't have that information.
Speaker 2: But or was he just a part of missions to
Speaker 2: go film it and actually like explore it. So maybe
Speaker 2: not finding it but just re exploring it. Maybe he
Speaker 2: just re explored looking.
Speaker 6: At the ear. It could be that he was I'm
Speaker 6: trying to do math in my head. What year to
Speaker 6: think it was?
Speaker 2: If you think that it's possible Titanic came out in
Speaker 2: ninety seven. My guess is then he did it before that.
Speaker 2: So let's go. Let's go eighty seven.
Speaker 10: Ninety one d eighty five, September first, eighty five, and
Speaker 10: I think that's after the second Terminator, right, didn't Cameron
Speaker 10: do the twerminators?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we had some money? Yeah maybe yeah, right,
Speaker 2: Terminator two was ninety one? Oh my gosh, was there really?
Speaker 1: So? Yeah?
Speaker 6: When was the first?
Speaker 3: Somebody look up? Was James Cameron a part of it?
Speaker 1: Or was he?
Speaker 3: Did he re explore it after somebody else found it?
Speaker 2: Let me look because all I know that he was
Speaker 2: a part of it at some point to go down
Speaker 2: there and try to film it. I don't think him
Speaker 2: personally right with like underwater yeah, no mechanisms, Yeah, he
Speaker 2: getting one of those boats. No crunch. I don't think
Speaker 2: he did crunch like a popcan. But did he fund it?
Speaker 2: Was he a part of it? The wreck of.
Speaker 6: The Edmon Fitzgerald great song?
Speaker 1: It really is the wreck of the RMS Titanic. Why
Speaker 1: is that a depth of about twelve five hundred feet?
Speaker 2: We don't need the entire Wikipedia entry, just get to
Speaker 2: the point where either he is a part of it
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 1: What are we doing? I don't think what is the
Speaker 1: goal here? What year eighty five? Harrison grim found.
Speaker 2: It okay, So Cameron wasn't involved in that one, I
Speaker 2: don't think so.
Speaker 3: I don't think he started till the nineties.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 2: The guy that does that Tucker Carlson impression Jeremy Colhane,
Speaker 2: one of the new kids on SNL this year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw an interview with him that popped up on
Speaker 2: my Instagram algorithm the other day. They were kicking around
Speaker 2: ideas and asking who could do a Tucker Carlson impression,
Speaker 2: and he said he literally forgot he had worked on
Speaker 2: one in the past. Wow, he says, And the interviewer
Speaker 2: is like, well, that's you know, you're on SNL, it's
Speaker 2: year one. Shouldn't you be like, hey, here's the ninety
Speaker 2: things I can do. He's like, no, that's not how
Speaker 2: it works at all. Like they were literally going, hey,
Speaker 2: who can do a Tucker And he's looking around the
Speaker 2: room like, I don't know who can do this? Wait
Speaker 2: a minute, can.
Speaker 1: I do this?
Speaker 2: And then they realized he could do it, and they
Speaker 2: wrote it and he absolutely killed it.
Speaker 6: That's crazy, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's like, I think at the end of
Speaker 2: the season, I'm going to look back and go, what
Speaker 2: else said I forget that I can do that. I
Speaker 2: didn't tell him that I can do because that was
Speaker 2: a ten out of ten impression.
Speaker 3: Right, it's good and he almost forgot he.
Speaker 1: Could do it.
Speaker 2: I would like to be that talented to forget. You
Speaker 2: can just do a world class impression. Yeah, what is
Speaker 2: the goal here?
Speaker 1: What do we do we doing?
Speaker 6: I would they should do that every week.
Speaker 3: Even expressions are dead on. It's good, It's really good.
Speaker 1: More of what really matters? After this power tripwarding SHO
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Speaker 5: Hi here we are. Man continued with with, uh, that's
Speaker 5: what really matters. But to my friends at ov O, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oval, Lasacon Lenz, thanks, doctor Mark logan Off and
Speaker 2: doctor David God.
Speaker 5: I really need to go see them. I'm so scared.
Speaker 5: Why because I I don't. I wanted to be able
Speaker 5: to do it, and if they tell me they can't
Speaker 5: do it, then I just know that that's the beginning
Speaker 5: of the end for the old eyeballs.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry, it's okay.
Speaker 6: I need to be able to see sure everybody do,
Speaker 6: and OVO can help me with that.
Speaker 1: Definitely, I need to just ball up right, Yeah up? Sure?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 6: Uh Corey?
Speaker 3: Yes sir?
Speaker 6: How do you pronounce pe can.
Speaker 1: The way you just said it?
Speaker 3: Pecan?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That pea can?
Speaker 3: Yeah, pecan.
Speaker 1: You can say it either either way.
Speaker 2: I've heard it obviously, either way a million times. Pecan
Speaker 2: pecan sounds more pretentious than p can pecan?
Speaker 3: Right at least can we can?
Speaker 6: We can pc? I don't know we can? You know
Speaker 6: what can't pie.
Speaker 2: That's one of those words where if I just said
Speaker 2: it in a sentence and didn't think about it, I
Speaker 2: would have said it naturally. But now that you're making
Speaker 2: me think about it now, I'm tripping out.
Speaker 3: Which way I think I do say it?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: I think I say pea can pie, pea campie, pecan.
Speaker 5: I think I say you probably say pecan. That's the
Speaker 5: kind of guy you are.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 2: Plug your nose and jump Jesus not into a pool
Speaker 2: or a lake. All right, let's get back into what
Speaker 2: really matters. Uh, Jalen Redman signed his exclusive rights contract. So,
Speaker 2: Jalen Redmond, I don't know exactly what the money is.
Speaker 2: I don't know how this exclusive rights contract works. But
Speaker 2: we you know, we tagged him with some kind of
Speaker 2: exclusive right bait or whatever.
Speaker 3: I don't know how that works. And then he agreed
Speaker 3: to it, so he signed it.
Speaker 6: That's good man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a monster year that kid had loved that kid man, yep,
Speaker 3: Jalen Redmond. Let's go the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 5: Hey, Sam, if you got any information on that for us, please,
Speaker 5: I'd love it. I read the press release and I
Speaker 5: still didn't understand. Oh no, we'll rust in peace.
Speaker 6: I mean, good guy.
Speaker 5: I wonder if it's one of those things where if
Speaker 5: other teams offer, we get like first red refusal that
Speaker 5: kind of thing. You know, No, I maanter, we match.
Speaker 2: Get one of those tags, don't. I don't know what
Speaker 2: exclusive rights contract means.
Speaker 1: I don't either.
Speaker 6: I don't even man.
Speaker 3: We are your sports leader, kf an the fan.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: What really matters though, is this you get that right too.
Speaker 6: We get that right too.
Speaker 5: On this day, at seven twenty two am, the sixteenth
Speaker 5: President of the United States actually died from the bullet
Speaker 5: wound inflicted by John Wick Smooth.
Speaker 2: You can do this, sauce. Who is it, Abraham Lincoln? Yeah,
Speaker 2: very good at this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The president's death came only how many days after the
Speaker 5: surrender of Robert E. Lee at Appomatos?
Speaker 3: Oh, good question. I have no idea.
Speaker 6: I didn't know this either. It's only six days later.
Speaker 6: I had no idea. War ends. He thinks, Hey, things
Speaker 6: are good. Let's take a vak boom.
Speaker 3: And he learned a lesson that I wish everybody would learn.
Speaker 3: And it's a lesson that Timothy shallow May agrees with. Good,
Speaker 3: let's stop going to the theater.
Speaker 1: Yah, yeah, well said you said it. You said it Mine, me.
Speaker 3: And Shalla Man and Lincoln are all on the same page.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, well Zach only needs one more wish h
Speaker 1: Lincoln and Zach Abraham. Yeah, I mean you got it right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have to.
Speaker 6: Well, God, I want to see something, very.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: I know what you're gonna Yeah, I'm gonna write it down.
Speaker 1: I don't write it down then, it'll be on camera.
Speaker 1: I'm not hiding it from the camera.
Speaker 6: Hiding it from the camera.
Speaker 1: You got to show the camera.
Speaker 6: Oh hang on, please, Lincoln at the bar dough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me see.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go show this to Chris and tell me
Speaker 2: how close is Can I see it?
Speaker 5: I'm sure you're writing, Yeah, that's exactly what.
Speaker 6: That's exactly it. You nailed it.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say something like I could get the pick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: nailed it. He knows me too well. Well you're a slot,
Speaker 5: that's true. You know me too well, So my turn. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Look I didn't I didn't watch the.
Speaker 2: Second of it, but I saw the highlights this morning
Speaker 2: at Sports Center. H two absolutely stunners of games last night.
Speaker 2: If you like NBA basketball at all, that was really good, right,
Speaker 2: even at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The Hornets won one six in dramatic.
Speaker 3: Fashion against the Heat.
Speaker 2: The Hornets blew a late what five point lead with
Speaker 2: very little time left, and the Heat come back and
Speaker 2: take the lead by one. But then LaMelo Ball has
Speaker 2: a layup with I don't know, four or five seconds
Speaker 2: ago to get the lead back, and Miami has no timeouts.
Speaker 2: They're running down the court. It looks like they have
Speaker 2: a shot at a layup and Miles Bridges blocks it
Speaker 2: at the buzzer. Woh so very dramatic final thirty seconds
Speaker 2: in that game. The Hornets are moving on to the
Speaker 2: second playing game because that was the nine to ten game.
Speaker 2: So the heater done. The Hornets are still alive, but
Speaker 2: not in yet. They have to win against the loser
Speaker 2: of the seven eight game. Yeah, everybody with me? Seventy
Speaker 2: six ers magic exactly. What really matters though, is this.
Speaker 6: On this day? In what year? Do you believe? At
Speaker 6: the age of twenty eight, Jackie Robinson became the first
Speaker 6: African American to play Major League Baseball in the modern era?
Speaker 1: What day? What year?
Speaker 6: I should say? On this date at twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Forty four?
Speaker 2: I think it's in the fifties, I'll go fifty five,
Speaker 2: forty five, forty seven, oh, forty seven yep.
Speaker 5: After World War Two, yep. Join the Army nineteen forty two,
Speaker 5: second Lieutenant.
Speaker 1: When did he die?
Speaker 6: Did you do? I'm looking looking looking.
Speaker 5: I died in October of nineteen seventy two, at age
Speaker 5: fifty three.
Speaker 6: He was a weast.
Speaker 3: Of what I didn't see the movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't either.
Speaker 5: You know it doesn't say in the story that I'm reading.
Speaker 5: I'm sure I can find out momentary light. Yeah, if
Speaker 5: you're dying that young, it had to be a cancer
Speaker 5: or something, right, I guess because I think if it
Speaker 5: was like a car accident, I know about it.
Speaker 1: Right, See, maybe dysentery.
Speaker 6: I don't think it was necessary whatever.
Speaker 5: Uh my mayor's well may well come on now, Family
Speaker 5: Life College.
Speaker 1: You had a heart attack?
Speaker 6: Heart attack?
Speaker 2: I almost just did because Sports Center was breaking down
Speaker 2: what these wrestlers need to do this weekend?
Speaker 3: A security victory?
Speaker 1: How about how the head like the muzon breaking down
Speaker 1: the Masters last week?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they've sold their soul. But big companies do that.
Speaker 1: They do. Name one, Yeah, name one.
Speaker 2: The other game last night was also really good. The
Speaker 2: Blazers won one fourteen one ten over the Suns. I
Speaker 2: think the Suns had something like an eleven point fourth
Speaker 2: quarter lead.
Speaker 6: Are you Greater than the Sun?
Speaker 2: And the Blazers came blazing back. Uh Avdia had like
Speaker 2: forty one points. Who exactly? The Blazers now face San
Speaker 2: Antonio in round one because that was the seven eight game.
Speaker 2: So the Blazers moving on, they will face Wemby in
Speaker 2: round one.
Speaker 3: What really matters, though, is this Wimby.
Speaker 6: I like that name. Yep, you can be around for
Speaker 6: a long time.
Speaker 3: Any sure My dad saw it?
Speaker 1: Good good for sure.
Speaker 3: He's a fortune teller. Yeah, dad, your dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got he got him at thirty five to one.
Speaker 2: I got him at thirty to one. Now they're like
Speaker 2: four and a half to one. Good for good value.
Speaker 5: From seventeen eighty four to eighteen eleven, the British government
Speaker 5: had a tax on men's hats. The more hats you owned,
Speaker 5: the more taxes you paid.
Speaker 2: Really sauce you wear a lot of hats and don't
Speaker 2: pay your taxes.
Speaker 1: So this has been a huge problem. I do pay
Speaker 1: my tax what you said right before the ship, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5: Ahead and just start. I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 5: I RS take a look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you said they're never going to look into my books.
Speaker 1: Those were said, I pay my gd taxes.
Speaker 2: That is not what you said at five twenty taxes.
Speaker 6: You're not proud to be an American.
Speaker 2: You guys could kiss each other, that's allowed. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: didn't know that. Why didn't anybody tell us?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, Parker.
Speaker 1: Apparently, Hawk and I can kiss if we want.
Speaker 3: Sau said it's allowed.
Speaker 6: We've been given permission.
Speaker 5: Finally, finally, good morning, park I can't wait till the
Speaker 5: day I can kiss you.
Speaker 6: Parker.
Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna need a step store.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna need about four of them.
Speaker 3: They're gonna plug you knows.
Speaker 6: Or I'm just gonna kiss him right on his little belly.
Speaker 3: But there's no way Parker plugs his nose. When you
Speaker 3: jump into a pool or.
Speaker 11: A lake, right, one of my biggest pet peeves. You
Speaker 11: can ask Taylor. I talk about it every time I
Speaker 11: see somebody jumping into the lake.
Speaker 3: Just blow out.
Speaker 1: It's hard.
Speaker 11: I don't know why practice irks me the way it does,
Speaker 11: but it's one of the biggest things. When I see
Speaker 11: a kid or an adult.
Speaker 1: Jump in the pool, really, I wonder why you care.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know because I shouldn't and he doesn't
Speaker 11: know what I mean. Like they're jumping in the lake
Speaker 11: or the pool, enjoying themselves.
Speaker 2: I get when kids do it right, they still might
Speaker 2: be learning how to do it and not understand that.
Speaker 3: If you just blow out when you jump in, it's
Speaker 3: not a big deal.
Speaker 2: But if your sauce is age and you're plugging your nose. Saucy, saucy, saucy, Come.
Speaker 11: On, man, sauce. I love you, but I do have
Speaker 11: a theory. It directly relates to athleticism. Yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 11: probably right, right, ordination.
Speaker 1: Being able to like hit the water time that.
Speaker 3: Brain function, So.
Speaker 2: You think the main reason so you love him, The
Speaker 2: main reason you believe he plugs his nose when he
Speaker 2: jumps into a lake is not to quote inhale lakewater.
Speaker 2: It's because of lack of athleticism.
Speaker 3: They made Wayne power timing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably, I like your theory. It might be right.
Speaker 3: Is it my turn to your turn? I think it's yours.
Speaker 1: What really matters is this one of apples?
Speaker 3: What the food just got here?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: One of apple Inks co founders sold US ten percent
Speaker 5: stake for just eight hundred dollars in nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not good. Did that work out for him or not?
Speaker 5: It'd be worth over one hundred billion dollars now, Ronald
Speaker 5: Wayne was his name?
Speaker 1: Oh poor Wayne.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got to be no longer with us, right,
Speaker 5: I mean, oh man, I mean, how do you ever say?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, big deal?
Speaker 3: No, he's still alive.
Speaker 6: How do you say, now, I know I made him sick.
Speaker 6: It's cool though, and just move on.
Speaker 2: Let's say that guy, thank you leaves Apple. Right, Apple
Speaker 2: goes on to be a trillion dollar company. Everybody that
Speaker 2: just started it as a you know, multi billionaire.
Speaker 3: Kind of a guy.
Speaker 2: Let's say Ronald Wayne good old Ronnie Wayne RW start
Speaker 2: some other business on his own and is worth twelve
Speaker 2: million dollars, right, gigantic success. Congratulations, buddy, Yeah you did it.
Speaker 2: You had an idea, you went out there, you grinded.
Speaker 2: You have twelve million bucks in the bank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're living.
Speaker 2: You're a top you know, zero point one percenter, you're
Speaker 2: a multi millionaire.
Speaker 3: You're killing it.
Speaker 6: Everything's good killing it.
Speaker 2: And you're like, I should have one hundred billion dollars.
Speaker 2: One hundred billion, you not ten twelve million. I should
Speaker 2: have one hundred billion dollars. Then you see, like the
Speaker 2: seventh guy on the bench for the Timberwolves has as
Speaker 2: much money as you do.
Speaker 3: I didn't do very well.
Speaker 5: I wonder if like, like you sold it to a
Speaker 5: person like one of he's like, hey, I got these stocks.
Speaker 6: You want to buy him three hundred bucks?
Speaker 5: And guys like sure, because if that happen, like if
Speaker 5: he sold it to me for eight hundred bucks and
Speaker 5: I had one hundred million dollars, I give him a
Speaker 5: couple one hundred billion dollars.
Speaker 6: I give him a couple of million, just to make
Speaker 6: him feel better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I have to gamble.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that part of the plot to Breaking Bad?
Speaker 2: Remember like, what was uh Walter White's company that he
Speaker 2: could have been a part of.
Speaker 1: Was it like great gray matter? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: And remember so.
Speaker 3: Like that that the people that used.
Speaker 2: To be in that company got crazy rich, and here's
Speaker 2: Walt like struggling to make ends meet because he.
Speaker 8: Sold his steak in the company like five grand it
Speaker 8: would have been yeah, obviously, and then he uses them
Speaker 8: to do some of his deeds.
Speaker 1: Whoop.
Speaker 6: It's great movie.
Speaker 3: There's no way that's good.
Speaker 6: You've never seen mister d This is the one where
Speaker 6: the dude disappears and shows up right beside him all the.
Speaker 1: Time, went on a right, it's rotten tomatoes, Hey, Corey.
Speaker 5: And by the way, I have an idea for a
Speaker 5: slugline for your Raising Kain's commercials.
Speaker 1: I'll go on no, no, I told you.
Speaker 5: I was gonna do it on there because I think
Speaker 5: there's a million dollars idea. He told me's offensive, but
Speaker 5: I don't think it is.
Speaker 3: You ready, Corey, I don't know if Todd Graves is ready.
Speaker 1: I'm ready.
Speaker 6: What do you get from from Raisin Kines? What do
Speaker 6: you get?
Speaker 1: I get a cane at combo?
Speaker 6: What do you call it? The chicken?
Speaker 3: Oh, chicken fingers, Corey finger me?
Speaker 1: Right, let's go, Hey, Cary, Hey, Corey.
Speaker 2: Corey, Yeah, Chris figur me bud, He's I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Why don't when you're driving home, why don't you stop
Speaker 2: at the one near Maple Grove and when you go
Speaker 2: through the drive through window, just ask the probably high
Speaker 2: school kid if they will finger you.
Speaker 3: The exact same way you said it.
Speaker 1: No, No, See how that works.
Speaker 2: See how quickly the authorities show up escore you to
Speaker 2: a holding cell because you said it to high school kid.
Speaker 6: I think it could.
Speaker 1: We said off the air, he was gonna say chicken fingers.
Speaker 3: That's better.
Speaker 2: But I would argue it's all about how the like
Speaker 2: the cadence of the tone. If you just go chicken
Speaker 2: finger me, that's they're calling.
Speaker 3: The cops on that as well.
Speaker 6: There's no comma there.
Speaker 1: You need to go away for a while after your oval.
Speaker 1: Laythick lens great. That was excellent. That was I heard
Speaker 1: the word path in my head. Path was like three
Speaker 1: seconds later.
Speaker 3: And I.
Speaker 1: At least I don't plug my nose when I jump
Speaker 1: off my diving board.
Speaker 3: I got a question, Yes, Chris we friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, figure you're get.
Speaker 6: I think it's a brilliant billionaire. It's a brilliant dollar idea.
Speaker 6: It's a brilliant billion dollar.
Speaker 2: I would just go get Laythick, go for it, all right.
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