Speaker 1: Okay, we all get our haircut.
Speaker 2: And when we go to the haircut and then we
Speaker 2: sit down and we say like, hey, I'm so.
Speaker 1: Glad to be here. I can't wait to get my haircut.
Speaker 3: And they say, what are you thinking?
Speaker 1: I want to know when they ask you what are
Speaker 1: you thinking?
Speaker 2: What do you say? What picture do you show them?
Speaker 2: Maybe a celebrity? What picture did you bring of a
Speaker 2: celebrity into the haircut place?
Speaker 1: Every time that you get your haircut? Do do you
Speaker 1: use a picture?
Speaker 4: I don't use a picture? Have you No, I've never
Speaker 4: used a picture? What I go to Great Clips? Yeah,
Speaker 4: and Great Clips has it in their clip clip notes
Speaker 4: they call it. And they're like, and it doesn't matter
Speaker 4: which Great Clips you go to. They have a record
Speaker 4: of what you got your last oh number two on
Speaker 4: the side, about an inch and a half on the
Speaker 4: top and then taper up the back or whatever. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's it, So I don't have to tell them because
Speaker 4: great shirts with clip notes they already know.
Speaker 2: But even like, okay, what about in you know, nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty one and you to go get your haircut, you
Speaker 2: didn't say like I want to look like David Cassidy.
Speaker 1: You didn't say like that, No, none of that.
Speaker 3: Don't remember ever doing that.
Speaker 4: I think at that age, I'm gonna guess they probably said, well,
Speaker 4: how would you like your hair today? And I'm like,
Speaker 4: this is what I would say. I would say, it's
Speaker 4: been about two months since my last haircut, implying take
Speaker 4: two months off of my hair.
Speaker 1: I see, yeah, what about you?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I think every girl who's ever had bangs
Speaker 2: shows a picture of Sabrina Carpenter with bangs like currently
Speaker 2: currently like her current like curtain curtain bangs hair or
Speaker 2: I always used to bring in Zoe Deschanel when I
Speaker 2: had bangs and I liked having bangs. They just sit
Speaker 2: funny on my forehead because of this weird bump I
Speaker 2: have on my forehead. But I think everyone has like
Speaker 2: here are my dream bangs. But then also with someone
Speaker 2: like Sabrina Carpenter, half of her hair is fake. So
Speaker 2: I'll go in there and I'll be like, I want
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter hair and my my stylist. She'll be like, no,
Speaker 2: it won't happen. But I will say, when I was
Speaker 2: a kid, and this might be cringey, I used to
Speaker 2: bring in a picture of Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child. Wow,
Speaker 2: And I'd say, this is what I want my hair
Speaker 2: to look like.
Speaker 5: Which version of her hair when she had a bob?
Speaker 2: She she had like a bob that like flipped up
Speaker 2: at the end with like red in it. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: that flip up thing that was really big in like
Speaker 2: two thousand and two, that was what I wanted.
Speaker 1: My hair look like.
Speaker 2: And I actually laminated a photo of Kelly Rowland and
Speaker 2: I would bring that in to the stylist every time, Jenny, Yes,
Speaker 2: what picture would you bring in to get your hair cut?
Speaker 5: See, I don't think I have a celebrity currently, but
Speaker 5: I always pinterest, like, yeah, girls with blonde hair and
Speaker 5: see what would work. I just know that like for me,
Speaker 5: I learned at an early age that my hair is
Speaker 5: so thick it will most likely never look like most
Speaker 5: people's hair. And I know that that is a blessing.
Speaker 5: But like I used to bring in pictures of like
Speaker 5: Ashley Simpson, Ashley Tisdale, whoever to get like the sides
Speaker 5: what bangs is And it never looked like that on
Speaker 5: me because my hair was too puffy. Yeah, and so
Speaker 5: I looked ridiculous. So no, I just try to. I
Speaker 5: keep a pretty basic haircut up this point in my
Speaker 5: life where it's just mostly straight with a few layer
Speaker 5: face framing layers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I had an Ashley Simpson era
Speaker 2: toe in high school.
Speaker 1: Do you bring in any photos of people when you
Speaker 1: get your haircut.
Speaker 6: I take a picture of me from like the last
Speaker 6: time I got a really good haircut, or like my
Speaker 6: barber back in Jersey when I my hair was wasn't
Speaker 6: always like this. I had the typical, you know, low
Speaker 6: cut when I was young. Taj Maury, who is the
Speaker 6: brother of Ta and Tamara Maury, Yeah, because he has
Speaker 6: like a nice fade, and that's.
Speaker 3: Typically what I get, like a taper fade.
Speaker 6: But now I've gone too the same barber for over
Speaker 6: a year, so he'll be like same old, and I'd be.
Speaker 1: Like, yep, same old. Interesting.
Speaker 2: Someone texted in saying the most recent haircut I asked
Speaker 2: for was the nineteen nineties. Jennifer Aniston, Yeah, Rachel, Rachel, Yes,
Speaker 2: someone else is remember back in the day when you
Speaker 2: could go to a great clips and just look through
Speaker 2: the books for inspiration.
Speaker 1: I loved doing that and I kind of miss that.
Speaker 5: Were there cost cutters around here? Yes, okay, because that
Speaker 5: was like a Wisconsin thing for sure. So yeah, I
Speaker 5: remember looking at those books and being like, ooh, I
Speaker 5: like this.
Speaker 2: One right, let's do this, and now it's all on
Speaker 2: our phone.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: I just want to thought this was a fun idea
Speaker 2: because I want to get my hair cut.
Speaker 3: But you know you're gonna get it cut like to
Speaker 3: I say.
Speaker 1: What are you looking? See?
Speaker 2: It's another thing with like my stylist. Well, I'll go
Speaker 2: in and I'll say, here are pictures of hair that
Speaker 2: I like. And I understand all of these girls have
Speaker 2: way thicker hair than me, so just do what you can.
Speaker 2: Like I had last time, I had a picture of
Speaker 2: Goldie Han and she looks at it.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, her hair is way thicker than yours.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, well, then what can you
Speaker 1: do for me?
Speaker 6: I need to see I oh, I'll find pictures.
Speaker 2: Let's see, I'll find pictures somewhere. It was awful, but
Speaker 2: I'll find them, all right. That's the daily Baey you bailey.
Speaker 2: We have War of the Roses.
Speaker 4: Let's get started right now and dive in to find
Speaker 4: out whether they are cheating or not. On War of
Speaker 4: the Roses on KDUBV catch che names when somebody is
Speaker 4: cheating the and is like okay, really boom, like in
Speaker 4: your face, Like the one guy found she found a
Speaker 4: thong in their bed that wasn't hers, And remember he
Speaker 4: said that was my mom's thong.
Speaker 3: That was Nick the Stoner. Remember that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, I think that's our classic one.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: And then there was another one where he claimed that
Speaker 4: he had been abducted by aliens for four hours and
Speaker 4: that's why he was late getting home, and she's like
Speaker 4: not buying the story. And then other ones are a
Speaker 4: little bit more subtle about like, Okay, he's taken a
Speaker 4: lot of phone calls outside and when I call him,
Speaker 4: he never answers, but he's got his phone in his
Speaker 4: hand all the time. This one kind of falls in
Speaker 4: the middle, kind of middle ground. So here to tell
Speaker 4: the story is just it's Justin and your girlfriend. What's
Speaker 4: your girlfriend's name?
Speaker 7: Justin, My girlfriend's name is Rebecca.
Speaker 4: Okay, so tell me what's going on with the evidence
Speaker 4: that you might think Rebecca is doing something shady that
Speaker 4: you don't like.
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, totally. So a couple of weeks ago, she
Speaker 7: was coming out of the bathroom. I was going into
Speaker 7: the bathroom and I noticed that, you know, she had
Speaker 7: a towel launch she just gone out of the shower.
Speaker 7: I noticed on the top of a boot there was
Speaker 7: a bruise there, and you know, I didn't think anything
Speaker 7: about it. I was like, Oh, how the bruise happened?
Speaker 7: And you know, it's that it's that thing where she
Speaker 7: was like she started panicking, and I was like, I
Speaker 7: just asked where the bruise came from, but she was like,
Speaker 7: it came from a workout band. I was at the gym,
Speaker 7: and I was like, oh, okay, Like.
Speaker 3: So the workout band, so I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: It's like a big rubber band and you pull it
Speaker 4: across your chest to like expand your you know, shoulder
Speaker 4: range of motion or muscles or whatever. And so I
Speaker 4: can I've never happened to myself, but you could absolutely
Speaker 4: slip and nap right in the breastcle and then it
Speaker 4: could make a bruise there.
Speaker 3: But you don't think that doesn't seem.
Speaker 4: Like why because her reaction, but also talk about the
Speaker 4: shape of the bruise, because the shape of that bruise
Speaker 4: would be like maybe a line yeah, or maybe like
Speaker 4: a weird shape, but this one had a definite shape
Speaker 4: to it.
Speaker 7: Yes, it did. It was perfectly round, like kind of
Speaker 7: like a hickey, and like it was just really uniform
Speaker 7: all the way, which didn't make sense to me, and
Speaker 7: I God, I feel embarrassed to talk about this, but
Speaker 7: like I got, I got suspicious, and I know her
Speaker 7: pass code on her phone it's literally one two three
Speaker 7: one two three, and went into a phone. I went
Speaker 7: into a phone and put share location on so I
Speaker 7: could see where she is when she goes to the
Speaker 7: gym Oka.
Speaker 4: This is something that that that maybe some people don't know.
Speaker 4: If you get in your phone and let's say that
Speaker 4: like you and your partner want to share your location,
Speaker 4: and everybody knows this, but there's a really easy way
Speaker 4: to do it when you're text messaging. So you tap
Speaker 4: on your you know, like like Jenny, I would if I
Speaker 4: want to share mine with Jenny, I would tap at
Speaker 4: the top where it says Jenny.
Speaker 3: Then it would say like share my location.
Speaker 4: So every time I text you, it would say Dave
Speaker 4: chan Hassen or Dave Excelsior or Dave Cottage grow. So
Speaker 4: you did that without her knowing so you could see
Speaker 4: her location.
Speaker 7: Okay, exactly what happened then, So I've been checking on
Speaker 7: her and just to see where she is when she's
Speaker 7: going to the gym, and you know, when she's there,
Speaker 7: it says she's at the gym, but I think she's
Speaker 7: just leaving the phone in her locker and then going
Speaker 7: to hook up with somebody, because once she comes home,
Speaker 7: her clothes they used to be like sweaty and damp,
Speaker 7: but lately they've just been dry, and it's just too
Speaker 7: many like yellow flags. I don't I don't know, I
Speaker 7: don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, So when you go to the gym, I mean,
Speaker 4: if you're working out hard enough to sweat and then
Speaker 4: all of a sudden you're coming home to dry clothes,
Speaker 4: well that's a little suspicious.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I was gonna say, I mean, obviously some
Speaker 5: people don't really sweat much, but if she's used to
Speaker 5: sweating and now she's coming home and she clearly hasn't
Speaker 5: sweat at all, then that seems very suspicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's a very big sweater.
Speaker 3: So what's more, what's more suspicious?
Speaker 4: Is it the bruise on the boob or is it
Speaker 4: the sweatless you know, trips.
Speaker 3: To the gym. Yeah, I think they add up.
Speaker 5: Honestly, well, they do add up, But I would say definitely,
Speaker 5: I would be very suspicious about a bruise on the boob.
Speaker 5: I mean, an exercise band definitely could snap and hit
Speaker 5: you in that area. That's very plausible. It's just like,
Speaker 5: it's a very unique situation for it to hit you
Speaker 5: so hard that it's going to make you bruise. It's
Speaker 5: more of like if you hit yourself with a jump rope.
Speaker 5: There's maybe a little like mark there for a second,
Speaker 5: but it goes away. I don't know that an exercise
Speaker 5: band would hit you so hard that it.
Speaker 1: Would bruise you.
Speaker 3: Let's find out.
Speaker 4: Jenny Holt still and one two Okay, we're kidding.
Speaker 3: Well, here's what we can do.
Speaker 4: Now, what we can do is we can call her
Speaker 4: and we can you know, we call this war of
Speaker 4: the roses where we usually call a guy and say
Speaker 4: who do you want to send roses to? And sure,
Speaker 4: women can send roses to a guy, but she might
Speaker 4: not think of you first. She might think of her
Speaker 4: mother or her sister. So instead we'll call her and
Speaker 4: offer her something different.
Speaker 5: I think this time we'll offer a couple's massage.
Speaker 4: Okay, so a couple's massage, you're much more likely to pick,
Speaker 4: you know, like a romantic partner to go down and
Speaker 4: get a couple's massage. Jenny, do you prefer to get
Speaker 4: massaged by a man or a woman or do you
Speaker 4: have no preference?
Speaker 5: Probably a woman, but I think the only really good
Speaker 5: massage I've ever actually had was by a man, so
Speaker 5: maybe I need to change that.
Speaker 3: Okay, it doesn't matter, But here's what we're gonn. We'll
Speaker 3: call her.
Speaker 4: We'll set a trap and say, hey, you want a
Speaker 4: couple's massage, great, we'll schedule this.
Speaker 3: What is your name? What is his name? And she
Speaker 3: absolutely should.
Speaker 4: Say justin because you don't get a couple of couples
Speaker 4: massage with your coworker Pete unless there's something going on.
Speaker 4: So let's call her, set the trap, and that'll all
Speaker 4: happen next on KDWB, Are they cheating? I find out?
Speaker 3: Part two of Ward the Roses starts right now.
Speaker 1: On kd WB.
Speaker 4: We're about to make the phone call to set the
Speaker 4: trap to see who she wants to go get a
Speaker 4: couple's massage with because he thinks she's cheating.
Speaker 3: How why is it? What is the evidence?
Speaker 4: Well, she came out of the bathroom the other day
Speaker 4: and I guess she had a towel around her and
Speaker 4: you could see like a bruise on top of her boob.
Speaker 4: And he looks at it and he's like, what is that.
Speaker 4: You got a bruise on your boob? And she's like,
Speaker 4: huh what Yeah, I had my exercise bands and I
Speaker 4: was doing this stretch and I let go of and
Speaker 4: it hit me in the boom and made a bruise.
Speaker 3: And he's like, well, why does it look so uniformly round?
Speaker 3: It looks like a.
Speaker 4: Hicky And she's like, no, it does not. So then
Speaker 4: he gets in her phone and he turns on her location.
Speaker 4: Because I didn't know you can do this. I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't. I'm not surprised. But you can pick somebody
Speaker 4: in your phone, in your contact list, and you can
Speaker 4: say share my location. Oh, like well Bailey, but Jenny.
Speaker 3: Android.
Speaker 4: But with Jenny, I could be like, okay, I want
Speaker 4: to share with Jenny my location all the time. Well
Speaker 4: you have to. You have to voluntarily do that, you
Speaker 4: can't ask. So so he gets in her phone, turns
Speaker 4: on share location with him all the time. See, she's
Speaker 4: at the gym a lot, but she doesn't come home
Speaker 4: with sweaty clothes on anymore. So he's worried. He's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: now I got all the evidence I need. We're gonna
Speaker 4: make the phone call, set the trap and see who
Speaker 4: she would go on a couple's massage with and whether
Speaker 4: it's him or not. Then we'll find out what's going on.
Speaker 4: Then we'll talk to Jonathan Vogel his fair All appearance
Speaker 4: on War of the Roses from Focal Family Law.
Speaker 5: Let's get started, all right, that's all the time that
Speaker 5: I needed from you today. Thank you so much. Like
Speaker 5: I said, we have this lovely couples massage that we
Speaker 5: now offer you for doing the survey with us. Our
Speaker 5: partner is they do such a fantastic job. But I
Speaker 5: do have to send over some information to them. I
Speaker 5: obviously have your name. I just am going to need
Speaker 5: the person that you want to bring along with you
Speaker 5: to the massage. Okay, okay, thank god.
Speaker 4: Well here's where things get weird. The part of the Roses,
Speaker 4: the War of the Roses. It's always awkward because another
Speaker 4: voice comes in and you're like, okay, what's going on?
Speaker 3: I feel like something's weird. It is something.
Speaker 4: Well, we set a trap for you, Rebecca, because there's
Speaker 4: really no survey, there's no couple's massage. That is a
Speaker 4: trap to see who you would pick. Because your boyfriend
Speaker 4: Justin put us up to this, and it's the Dave
Speaker 4: Ryan Show over at Katie WB Radio, and he set
Speaker 4: you up because he was worried about the mark on
Speaker 4: your boob that he thinks looked. He's listening, by the way,
Speaker 4: say set let her know that you're there, Justin, hey, babe,
Speaker 4: and so so basically, you kind of been busted that
Speaker 4: you sent you you want to go on a couple's
Speaker 4: massage with not with Justin, but with the other guy, Matt,
Speaker 4: and everything that he was suspicious about seems like it
Speaker 4: might be true.
Speaker 3: Did she hang up?
Speaker 5: Are you still there?
Speaker 7: I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 1: I I can't believe that I fell for this.
Speaker 7: I mean, I know War of the Roses, I've listened
Speaker 7: to this before.
Speaker 1: I I just really I don't have an excuse.
Speaker 7: I don't have anything to say.
Speaker 4: So no, you're not going to try to talk your
Speaker 4: way out of it, like you know that Matt is
Speaker 4: just a friend or you misunderstood or you meant to
Speaker 4: say justin you just don't. You don't really have anything
Speaker 4: to say.
Speaker 7: No, I don't. I don't have an excuse.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: Are you busted? Are you busted?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: It sounds like you're more upset that you're busted than
Speaker 7: what you actually did. Uh. I'm so disappointed.
Speaker 4: I've never heard anybody on War of the Roses just
Speaker 4: flat out admit, yeah, you got me. I don't think
Speaker 4: in the history of War of the Roses anybody has
Speaker 4: ever said, yeah, I don't know what to say, you
Speaker 4: got me.
Speaker 3: And the fact that she knows what War of the
Speaker 3: Roses is yeah, and is like.
Speaker 4: Feels stupid that she fell for it. But I think
Speaker 4: were the roses of one of those things where you're
Speaker 4: not expecting it, expecting it and all of a sudden boom,
Speaker 4: there it is. So she fell for it, but she
Speaker 4: didn't try to make any sto Here's a coincidence that
Speaker 4: song is called Mutt and coming up next on you
Speaker 4: Can't Make This Stuff up. I get a survey of
Speaker 4: dog owners to see whether you do these things with
Speaker 4: your mutt. The song is called mutt. You see that
Speaker 4: kind of a coincidence here. For example, twenty one percent
Speaker 4: of us have taken our dog in for a spa day.
Speaker 4: That's one in five have taken our dog in for
Speaker 4: a spa day.
Speaker 1: That sounds fun.
Speaker 4: Forty seven percent of us let their dogs sleep in
Speaker 4: their bed every night. Half of us we do not. Well,
Speaker 4: Ava girl is like a little smaller, maybe not a little,
Speaker 4: a little bit. We do not let Bernie on the bed.
Speaker 4: Bernie is a moose and he takes up way too
Speaker 4: much from So we're gonna give you a thing about
Speaker 4: dogs and you tell us whether you just answer like
Speaker 4: do I do this with my dog? For example, how
Speaker 4: many of people and how many people regularly talk with
Speaker 4: their dogs? How many people have video calls with their
Speaker 4: dog when they're out of town. You're in Spokane on business,
Speaker 4: do you call your partner and go.
Speaker 3: Put buddy on the phone, Put buddy, come on, Put
Speaker 3: hi Buddy, Hi buddy baby.
Speaker 4: We'll cover all that next time. You can't make this
Speaker 4: stuff up? Brought to you by the Leo Agency. Next
Speaker 4: on kd W B. If you can't tell on the
Speaker 4: show we love our dogs. I've got my Bernie I
Speaker 4: had my Josie for sixteen years. Jenny is a dog babysitter.
Speaker 3: Dogs and little a girl.
Speaker 4: So oh, this is a fun dog story, and here
Speaker 4: we go. Seventy five percent of us regularly talk to
Speaker 4: their dogs. Well, I mean I do, but I think
Speaker 4: most of my talk is limited to do you want
Speaker 4: to go outside?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Well, big strategy st you want to treat who's a
Speaker 8: good boy? Who's a good boy. But I don't sit
Speaker 8: there and say, you know what Jenny did today? Jenny
Speaker 8: really screwed up today at work.
Speaker 5: Oh, tell me about it. I don't do that. But
Speaker 5: like when I did have a dog, I would like
Speaker 5: ask questions like, well for this. For instance, this weekend
Speaker 5: we were up into luth and the person I'm seeing
Speaker 5: has a dog, and so I went and asked her.
Speaker 5: I was like, what do you think of this place?
Speaker 5: Because it was a dog friendly hotel. So I'd have
Speaker 5: like conversations kind of like that, you know, But I
Speaker 5: wasn't yeah, talking about like all my buddies in the
Speaker 5: Gossip NOA.
Speaker 6: Sometimes when I'm walking her outside, I'm like, Ava, come on, girl,
Speaker 6: you gotta poop.
Speaker 3: It's too cold for it is, let's go come on,
Speaker 3: come on. Oh I do that too. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bernie is scared of the screen door when I
Speaker 4: let him out the new basement. He's terrified to the
Speaker 4: screen door because when it slams, it burn, and so
Speaker 4: he's very trepidacious about her, and he's like, he will
Speaker 4: not come to the door when he's ready to come in.
Speaker 4: Come on, Bernie, please, Bernie, come on, please Bunny. Sixty
Speaker 4: percent of us had video calls with our dog when
Speaker 4: we're out of town. Fifty four percent of shared a
Speaker 4: plate of food with their dog.
Speaker 1: We say, straight back to the cupboard.
Speaker 2: When we had dogs throwing up, you'd put the what
Speaker 2: you're had left over on the plate.
Speaker 1: They'd lick the plate clean.
Speaker 2: He'd go a straight back to the cupboard.
Speaker 5: Wait do you feed it? Because you always said when
Speaker 5: Daddy eats, Josie.
Speaker 3: Eats, do you no?
Speaker 4: That was my thing when I would eat, if I
Speaker 4: get to eat, Josie gets to eat. So if I'm
Speaker 4: having like, I don't know, nut or butter, peanut butter
Speaker 4: sandwich cookies are so delicious, yeah, my favorite cookie, by
Speaker 4: the way, then of course Josie would get a little nibble.
Speaker 4: I don't want Bernie to bag because Bernie does not
Speaker 4: beg He's not learned a bag, and I don't want that.
Speaker 3: It's an awful habit.
Speaker 4: Half of us let our dogs sleep in the bed,
Speaker 4: but one the third of us let the dog sleep
Speaker 4: under the covers. Do you half of us have a
Speaker 4: social media account dedicated to their pet.
Speaker 3: Guilty vont has one. It's Ava.
Speaker 6: Gurley's a picture of me and her cutling yesterday on
Speaker 6: on Instagram.
Speaker 4: And mine is the Bernie Tails Tails I haven't updated
Speaker 4: in a while. Thrown a birthday party for their dog
Speaker 4: thirty five percent of taking their dog on vacation, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean it depends on what your vacation is. If
Speaker 4: you're going up north to Duluth for the weekend, that's
Speaker 4: a vacation. If you're visiting your grandma and she's in Hudson,
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's a vacation or not.
Speaker 3: But it's up to you.
Speaker 6: But I mentioned yesterday that Alyssa, my girlfriend, wants to
Speaker 6: have a birthday party for Ava because her birthday's Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6: I think it's the biggest waste of money if you
Speaker 6: do that, but Jenny said she'd be all there.
Speaker 5: I would totally come to her birthday party.
Speaker 7: Let me do.
Speaker 1: Honest, I'm endorse it.
Speaker 5: I would rather be at a dog birthday party than
Speaker 5: a child's birthday party and come at me for it.
Speaker 5: But that's how I feel, because then I can just
Speaker 5: pet all.
Speaker 1: Kinds of dog. Oh.
Speaker 4: Twenty one percent of us have taken our dog for
Speaker 4: a spa day. Ten percent of us had photo shoot
Speaker 4: scheduled for their pup. Nine percent said their dog was
Speaker 4: in their wedding or engagement photos. If you ever get engaged,
Speaker 4: vont is little Ava going to be in your photos?
Speaker 3: Highly doubted? Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 4: And then we're the nine percent who read aloud to
Speaker 4: their dog, Go Dog Go is their favorite book. I
Speaker 4: love Go. Can you look up and read a little
Speaker 4: bit of Go Dog right now?
Speaker 1: Read to a dog?
Speaker 5: I would read to him about how Holiday Station Stores
Speaker 5: has fantastic deals. You want to know what you are
Speaker 5: free Montra Energy drinks tray, the ultra punk punk Oh
Speaker 5: yoyo yo go boy, yoyoa, good boy.
Speaker 1: All right, go, yes, I have Go Dog Go pulled
Speaker 1: up here.
Speaker 3: You should have said no, so you can just keep
Speaker 3: going with.
Speaker 1: It, all right?
Speaker 2: Dog, big dog, little dog, Big dogs and little dogs,
Speaker 2: black and white dogs.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, do you like my hat? I do not? Goodbye? Goodbye.
Speaker 2: One little dog going in, three big dogs going out,
Speaker 2: A red dog on a blue tree, a blue dog
Speaker 2: on a red tree, A green dog on a yellow tree.
Speaker 2: Some big dogs and some little dogs going around in Bocau.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to find it.
Speaker 1: Let me scroll.
Speaker 5: We got a long book ahead of us.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Yes, there's sixty eight pages here, all right,
Speaker 2: here we go. These are the last couple of pages.
Speaker 2: Hello again, and now do you like my hat?
Speaker 8: I do?
Speaker 1: What a hat? I like it? I like that party hat? Goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 5: That's the end, the end, Well, we miss the whole climax.
Speaker 1: Now she keeps coming in. This dog keeps.
Speaker 2: Coming in with a brand new hat, like my hat.
Speaker 2: And then they is always like no, I don't, so
Speaker 2: she gets a better hat.
Speaker 3: I haven't read that since I was six, forgot how
Speaker 3: it ended.
Speaker 4: I'll read the rest of you doing this all right.
Speaker 4: Dave's dirt is coming up next. By the way, you
Speaker 4: can't make this stuff up. Is brought to you by
Speaker 4: the Leo Agency. Yes, I did stop the song. That
Speaker 4: is unprofessional for me to do.
Speaker 1: Can I keep going?
Speaker 3: Care I don't care anymore. I don't care. Do you oh, double,
Speaker 3: what do you care? Don't care? Are he don't care?
Speaker 1: Do you like my hat?
Speaker 4: Dave's sturt coming up next? Jenny's a Karen? Now your manager?
Speaker 4: I'm not happy with this product? Where's your manager?
Speaker 8: What did you?
Speaker 3: Karen? What did you write a letter.
Speaker 5: About you get a foalsy product? I think that it's
Speaker 5: important to let the company know. So I just purchased
Speaker 5: a sixty pack of band aids last week, and those
Speaker 5: are expensive. They're like ten bucks now for bandy. That's
Speaker 5: kind of expensive in my opinion. And so I'm putting
Speaker 5: the band aids on every single one I use. When
Speaker 5: you pulled the white part off to get to sticky adhesive,
Speaker 5: part of the whiteness is still sticking to the band aid,
Speaker 5: so then you still can I was still capable of
Speaker 5: like sort of using it, but then it would fall
Speaker 5: off much easier because half of the stickiness is not sticky,
Speaker 5: it has like the white part on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I went to band Aid's website last night and
Speaker 5: I was sent product.
Speaker 3: The product that's a brand name.
Speaker 5: Yes, I went to the product's website and I sent
Speaker 5: in pictures because I was documenting my.
Speaker 1: My journey of having bad band aids.
Speaker 5: So I sent in like three pictures and I explained
Speaker 5: what was going on, and all I said was like
Speaker 5: I would just appreciate being sent like a new box
Speaker 5: or something. So they just responded and they were all like,
Speaker 5: we're so sorry for the inconvenience.
Speaker 1: We definitely don't were it.
Speaker 5: No, it is this high, Jenny, thank you for reaching
Speaker 5: out to us. I'm sorry to hear that the paperbacking
Speaker 5: on your tough strips band aids is not peeling off
Speaker 5: properly and that they'd adhesive isn't performing as perspective is expected.
Speaker 5: And then they continued on to say that I should
Speaker 5: send in some more additional information for the quality team,
Speaker 5: but they are sending me a coupon, so I get that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: seven to ten business days. I told me. I was like,
Speaker 5: I probably could have literally taken this box of band
Speaker 5: aids to Target been like, yo, these aren't working, and
Speaker 5: they would have been like cool, go get another box.
Speaker 5: But instead I want the extra ten.
Speaker 3: Steps take it to the top. Something a band aid
Speaker 3: surprises me.
Speaker 4: A little bit is that band aid who's been doing
Speaker 4: this for like one hundred and eighty years that they
Speaker 4: have now figured out a way to f up the
Speaker 4: adhesive on a band aid. They're probably trying to figure
Speaker 4: out how to wait to cut costs and they saved
Speaker 4: like one quarter of a penny on every box or
Speaker 4: something like that, which adds up. So how can band
Speaker 4: aids screw up band aid? That's what they do?
Speaker 5: Right? My only thought is like are these expired? Are
Speaker 5: they really old band aids? That it's like something right,
Speaker 5: like maybe someone found it in their college in their cabinet.
Speaker 5: We're like, I'm gonna return these. Haven't used these right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Expired? That was my only thought of why it was
Speaker 5: so crappy quality because normally, like the you can get
Speaker 5: the off brand band aids, which I have, but those
Speaker 5: last about like a third of the time on actual
Speaker 5: band aid. Yeh, they're like the rose Art version of France. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: exactly Rose.
Speaker 6: Yes, this text message says My husband, as a quality director,
Speaker 6: would say report it. They need to know what's a
Speaker 6: faulty batch, and I agree. Jenny be a Karen. One
Speaker 6: time I was at ahuah Wah in Jersey. That's like
Speaker 6: a quick trip or speaker or whatever, and I don't
Speaker 6: remember what was wrong, but they messed up my order.
Speaker 6: So I think I tweeted them at the time and
Speaker 6: corporate tweeted me back, was like, so sorry, never want
Speaker 6: to happen again.
Speaker 3: Here's a fifty dollars gift card. You gotta go take
Speaker 3: it to the top.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I complained once about uh an Uber driver that I
Speaker 2: had that was he yelled at me when I got
Speaker 2: in the car and because the his like GPS led
Speaker 2: him into my alley way and he's like, where are you?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm out front. He's like, no,
Speaker 2: you're not, I'm here and I was like what. And
Speaker 2: then I got in the car and he was like,
Speaker 2: where the heck were you?
Speaker 3: And I was whoa wow.
Speaker 1: And so I also same v.
Speaker 2: I tweeted about it and I was like, Uber, you're
Speaker 2: one of your drivers yelled at me, and they sent
Speaker 2: me like twenty bucks credit.
Speaker 4: Years ago, when Lena used to work on the show,
Speaker 4: like in two thousand and seven or something, everybody knows
Speaker 4: what I'm talking about. You used to open a can
Speaker 4: of tuna and the tuna was right up to the top.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now you open a canatuna, you squeeze the water out
Speaker 4: and it was literally around this time, about one third
Speaker 4: full of tuna.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: I mean it's changed now because they did it like
Speaker 4: a class action lawsuit against like Star Kissed or Chicken
Speaker 4: of the Sea or whatever. Yeah, but they wrote back.
Speaker 4: I've said, I'm so mad about this, and Lena's like,
Speaker 4: let me write you a complaint letter. Lena wrote it
Speaker 4: for me, sent it in. They sent me about like
Speaker 4: five dollars worth of coupons for tuna.
Speaker 3: I'm like. And then they did a class action and
Speaker 3: I think I.
Speaker 4: Got like another twenty dollars worth of coupons in the
Speaker 4: class It was heard of.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 5: Well, listen, other people are having these issues too. Someone
Speaker 5: texted and said, we've also had issues with Bandis lately,
Speaker 5: and someone else said it might be due to the weather.
Speaker 5: When I used to work in medical sales, adhesive products
Speaker 5: would get ruined from the colder heat off.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, interesting, I get away from my coupon.
Speaker 5: All right, Karren, Let's see what TV show or movie
Speaker 5: they're getting ready to reboot.
Speaker 3: Now it's Staves Dirt on KDWB.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about the Wiener Mobile. The Wienermobile race is
Speaker 4: coming back to the Indy five hundred Indy five hundred
Speaker 4: is held Memorial Day weekend every year. Wienermobile racing is
Speaker 4: coming back. Oscar Meyer said their six vehicles will compete
Speaker 4: for a second straight year in the Wienie five hundred.
Speaker 2: Then what they like.
Speaker 4: Get if you're ever in traffic and you're on six
Speaker 4: ninety four and you see the Wienermobile is kind of
Speaker 4: like spotting a unicorn. It's like, oh, man, look at that,
Speaker 4: and you call your friend. I'm right next to the Wienermobile.
Speaker 4: Can you take a picture? No, I'm driving like the Wienermobile.
Speaker 4: You missed, my God. Last year they came here.
Speaker 1: You were gone.
Speaker 3: I was gone that day. That was a magical day.
Speaker 3: Got weeny whistles.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've always wanted to see the inside of the Wienermobile.
Speaker 1: Oh it was cool. It was so cool. They had
Speaker 1: like hot dog carpet in there. It was awesome.
Speaker 5: Well, love is not in the air for Bella Hadid.
Speaker 5: Apparently her and her cowboy lover Adan Minuelos have split.
Speaker 5: They won't be the only couple where one dips with
Speaker 5: Valentine's Day approaching, A source said Bella is doing her
Speaker 5: best to stay positive and distract herself with work. She's
Speaker 5: leaned heavily into close friendships as she processes the split.
Speaker 5: For what it's worth, Bella and her sister Gigi hadid
Speaker 5: continue to follow ad In on Instagram, and she hasn't
Speaker 5: taken the steps in the process to delete his photos
Speaker 5: from her account yet, so it must not have been
Speaker 5: that bad of a breakup if she's not going in
Speaker 5: and wiping him from her Instagram history.
Speaker 2: There's going to be a new docuseries about America's Next
Speaker 2: Top Model, and Tyra Banks has said in the documentary
Speaker 2: itself that she probably went a little too.
Speaker 1: On America's Next Top Model. The only reason the door
Speaker 1: was opened to me was because of Tyra.
Speaker 3: We had an audience of one hundred million people. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I think we built a monster.
Speaker 5: I realized Tyro would do anything for the success of
Speaker 5: her show.
Speaker 2: I knew I went too far, but you guys were
Speaker 2: demanding it, and so we kept pushing it.
Speaker 1: So I watched that little like trailer for it. It
Speaker 1: looks really cool this.
Speaker 2: Docuseries, and so they'll have different contestants and past extra
Speaker 2: former judges all doing like interviews for it as well,
Speaker 2: and Tyra does interviews for it too, so it'll be
Speaker 2: really cool to see kind of like behind the scenes
Speaker 2: of what happened.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that was Tyra Banks show. I thought
Speaker 6: she was just the host like Nick Cannon does mass singer.
Speaker 6: Oh no, it was like her show. Well, guess who's
Speaker 6: coming back to the Twin Cities. A Neo just announced
Speaker 6: he's going on tour with.
Speaker 2: Jay.
Speaker 3: No, not Jenny, He's going on tour with They Come.
Speaker 1: But we should go Jenny on the tour.
Speaker 3: August fifth, Mystic Lake Amphitheater. It's gonna be.
Speaker 6: Super hype and pre sale tickets happened this Thursday at
Speaker 6: ten am and there's a code if you go to
Speaker 6: Mystic Lake's Instagram. Oh, I'm so excited. Neo was so good.
Speaker 6: I saw him open for Mary J. Blose last year.
Speaker 6: Arguably Neo did better than Mary Jay And Oh, you're right.
Speaker 3: I've heard she kind of she's just burnt out.
Speaker 6: She well, she just did an interview this past weekend
Speaker 6: and they asked like what's up, and she was just
Speaker 6: like I'm fin tire, Like yeah, cool, I get it,
Speaker 6: but you're still gonna put.
Speaker 3: On a show.
Speaker 1: Girlfriend.
Speaker 4: She's just she's been doing it for so long. I
Speaker 4: think she's just burnt out, been through the grind for
Speaker 4: all these years. Jennifer Anderson has a boyfriend's name is Jim,
Speaker 4: and he gives a rare comment about how they met. Ooh,
Speaker 4: this should be good.
Speaker 7: Found out that we had mutual friends and we started
Speaker 7: to just chat.
Speaker 3: It took a long time. WHI chat for a long
Speaker 3: time and we became close.
Speaker 1: Which friends like Joey was.
Speaker 8: All the friends saw, all the friends good.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 5: Olympic freestyle skier Gus Kenworthy said he related to the
Speaker 5: characters in the HBO Max series Heated Rivalry, because before
Speaker 5: Gus came out a decade ago the silver medalist romance
Speaker 5: Miley Cyrus. He says his story reflected that of Hudson
Speaker 5: Williams's character and Heated Rivalry. He's in a relationship with
Speaker 5: a Russian hockey player, but he hides in the closet
Speaker 5: by dating an actress named Rose. So Gus went on
Speaker 5: to say, I also had a secret relationship. Miley was
Speaker 5: my own Rose. I love her. There was some flirty texting.
Speaker 5: I remember thinking what am I doing? I don't want
Speaker 5: to keep waking up in lyning And so this Winter Olympics,
Speaker 5: Kenworthy will be representing the UK, but yeah, he was
Speaker 5: kind of he probably loved that show.
Speaker 1: Then probably did.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking about Guy Fieri and that he's
Speaker 2: like changed his look for his fifty eighth birthday, but
Speaker 2: that has now been confirmed that it is for a
Speaker 2: Super Bowl commercial for the appliance brand Bosh. But then yeah,
Speaker 2: but then so Guy Fieri, he's like warned, he warns
Speaker 2: what people are going to see. I'm like, well, what
Speaker 2: that's kind of daunting a little bit. Why are you
Speaker 2: warning us what we're gonna see? And he said, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna turn my phone off for about three weeks
Speaker 2: after this because people are gonna hammer me.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do in this commercial? Guy, what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen?
Speaker 4: This is great, but teasing this I no curiosity. It's like, oh, man,
Speaker 4: tomorrow at eight forty on the Dave Ryan Show, you're
Speaker 4: gonna hear something that pisses you off and you'll never
Speaker 4: forget it. People will be like, oh, oh what is it.
Speaker 4: I gotta be here for it.
Speaker 6: Sidney Sweety might be going to jail. Well, she she's not.
Speaker 6: That's called a good tease, David. She went to the
Speaker 6: Hollywood Sign and she's promoting her new lingerie line. So
Speaker 6: she hung a bunch of brals from it, but she
Speaker 6: had permission to go up there, but not to be
Speaker 6: touching it and to be taking pictures and.
Speaker 3: All that jazz.
Speaker 6: So the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce is like, we need
Speaker 6: to have a discussion. We come come to our office
Speaker 6: and be gonna figure out what we're gonna do. I'm
Speaker 6: looking at the lingerie line, which is funny for two reasons.
Speaker 6: One because I don't see any of the Hollywood pictures.
Speaker 6: Also because Brian from Snap Fitness is in here. So
Speaker 6: I just pulled this up on my screen. He'd probably like, Okay,
Speaker 6: what but uh yeah, I don't know if she's gonna get.
Speaker 3: Like a fine. She can't go to jail for it.
Speaker 3: Maybe just a fine. No, I mean that's so fine.
Speaker 4: That's you know, they'll give her five hundred dollars fine
Speaker 4: and that's worth the price admission.
Speaker 3: Stop it, don't do it again, and ask for free lingerie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Decluttering this is something that I've been doing because I've moved.
Speaker 4: I moved from chan Happening to Victoria and we had
Speaker 4: lived in the same home for twenty two and a
Speaker 4: half years, and you accumulate stuff, and then you pile
Speaker 4: other stuff on top of it, and then it is
Speaker 4: so daunting. We finally have almost everything out of the
Speaker 4: old house. It has taken weeks of probably one hundred
Speaker 4: SUV loads of the little stuff. We had movers do
Speaker 4: the regular stuff. But there's a decluttering rule, and I
Speaker 4: really like this one. It says, simple rule you can
Speaker 4: follow that might help you speed things along we're trying
Speaker 4: to declutter is the twenty twenty rule. And I'm gonna
Speaker 4: say it twice because it's a little bit hard to remember.
Speaker 4: The idea is, if you can replace an item in
Speaker 4: twenty minutes for twenty dollars or less, it's generally safe
Speaker 4: to let it go. Organizational expert Katie Hubbard says that
Speaker 4: to twenty twenty rule works best for those items that
Speaker 4: you're hanging on to just in case. For example, a
Speaker 4: fondue set. Okay, let's say you look at it and go,
Speaker 4: you hang on to it just in case. Can you
Speaker 4: replace it in twenty minutes for twenty dollars or less. Well,
Speaker 4: it's probably going to cost forty to fifty or sixty
Speaker 4: bucks for a fondue set, right, But maybe like winter gloves. Mkay,
Speaker 4: you got some winter gloves that you find in a
Speaker 4: plastic bin. Should you get rid of them? If you
Speaker 4: can replace them in twenty minutes for twenty dollars or less,
Speaker 4: it's probably okay to let them go.
Speaker 1: I have to go somewhere to buy new one.
Speaker 5: Well, you probably already have another pair, is what it is.
Speaker 5: It's like, just look at how much you have of something.
Speaker 5: If you already have your winter gloves, you don't need
Speaker 5: another pair.
Speaker 4: I think one of the things that was clear with
Speaker 4: me was like, if I don't know what's in this box,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to miss it.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, and I threw away.
Speaker 4: I think I told you I threw away some of
Speaker 4: my dad's glass artwork because I have so much. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't even open it. I just threw it away
Speaker 4: because I knew that if I opened it, I would
Speaker 4: be like, I can't throw this away. Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 4: So I left it taped shut. It's been taped shut
Speaker 4: for years and years, and I don't want to look
Speaker 4: at it because I knew i'd start going, oh, I
Speaker 4: can't throw that away. Yeah you don't know what's in
Speaker 4: the box, throw it away.
Speaker 2: If that's the case, though, then half of the stuff
Speaker 2: in my apartment I would throw away because if I'm
Speaker 2: not using it actively every single day, then why have it?
Speaker 1: And that's not how I live my life.
Speaker 4: That's a good idea. Yeah, that is the dirt ahe
Speaker 4: on the KDWB. Hey, if you've made some New Year's
Speaker 4: resolutions and you're kind of like having a little trouble
Speaker 4: sticking to them, I think about some ways to get
Speaker 4: healthier to move more. In twenty twenty six, our friend
Speaker 4: Brian from snap Fitness, I call him coach Coach Brian.
Speaker 4: Coach Brian is coming in to give some tips on
Speaker 4: whether you're working out at home or whether you're at
Speaker 4: Snap or how you want to figure out how to
Speaker 4: eat more protein and avoid the sugars at all. The
Speaker 4: tips that you need to make you a little bit healthier,
Speaker 4: feel a little bit better. Motion equals in motion, get
Speaker 4: yourself moving. Will have some tips from Brian from Snap
Speaker 4: Fitness coming up.