Speaker 1: Oh, Dave, you wind it up.
Speaker 2: No, it's definitely Dave, because let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: Did I not yes, when we were show planning yesterday
Speaker 2: that I would get a text from Dave asking him
Speaker 2: to remind him who he was in charge of for
Speaker 2: a political ad bit we're doing later, I said, and I.
Speaker 1: Ask God forbid.
Speaker 2: I cover my bases, actually said to you, I said, Dave,
Speaker 2: were you listening? Yeah, okay, who are you doing your
Speaker 2: political ad with?
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure.
Speaker 2: And then at six thirty pm, Jenny, who am I
Speaker 2: doing my political ad with?
Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened. So, yeah, I want to punch it?
Speaker 1: Do you want to? You look at my face, this
Speaker 1: very punchable face. It is I got one of those
Speaker 1: faces and just says, you know why I need good punching.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your face would like accept my knuckles.
Speaker 1: Let me wind it up anyway. So there it is.
Speaker 1: You want to stir the pot? There it is. The
Speaker 1: pot is stirred. Bailey?
Speaker 2: How Bailey and I have next?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: So every day this week, y'all are responsible for starting
Speaker 4: the pot.
Speaker 1: Okay, Bailey, you go next tomorrow, I can go next.
Speaker 2: Okay, save me her for Thursday.
Speaker 1: Sounds good, all right, I love it all right. It
Speaker 1: is one of one point three kd WB and we
Speaker 1: are about to do because it is election day. There's
Speaker 1: a mayoral election in Minneapolis. Out in different areas, there's
Speaker 1: different things that you're voting on. Ours in Chan is
Speaker 1: like I think a school levy where they're going to
Speaker 1: give more more money to more kids, something like that.
Speaker 1: And so we're doing a political ad here. I am
Speaker 1: running against Bailey j Hess yep, and I have my
Speaker 1: political ad right now. Are you ready? You're ready? Here
Speaker 1: we go. Bailey j hess is not qualified. Not only
Speaker 1: is she unqualified, she's downright dangerous. Sure, Bailey j has
Speaker 1: claimed she's compassionate, but she plans to kick you out
Speaker 1: of your house and turn it into a giant cat sanctuary.
Speaker 1: She chose her cat cap as her running mate and
Speaker 1: wants cats to roam free, to claw up your furniture
Speaker 1: and make puking noises while you're trying to sleep. Bailey
Speaker 1: plans to shudder every hospital, turning them into theaters for
Speaker 1: bad productions of Little Shop of Horror and Fiddler on
Speaker 1: the Roof, claiming that sick people don't need doctors, they
Speaker 1: need an amateurish version of South Pacific. Bailey j Hess
Speaker 1: a woman with no middle name, just an initial. Can
Speaker 1: you trust anyone with an initial for a middle name?
Speaker 1: Bailey hasn't felt the touch of a man since the
Speaker 1: Jesse James Day's guy, and spends her evening romancing a
Speaker 1: mannequin she stole from Macy's. Bailey j Hess good news
Speaker 1: for cats and bad theater, bad news for Minnesota.
Speaker 3: Wow, that sounds like a great platform I'm running on
Speaker 3: in theater. Put him in a little suite.
Speaker 1: All right? Vond is going next? Who did he run against? Jenny?
Speaker 1: Against Jenny? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: If you're looking for a dignified, friendly, independent, and reliable
Speaker 4: individual to take office, look anywhere else except that Jenny
Speaker 4: lutenbergle To be honest, you probably can't even look at
Speaker 4: her because she's dropping a bomb in the bathroom right now.
Speaker 4: Her skills air quotes around skills include guessing the weather
Speaker 4: while admitting she's not sure and just hopes, stealing unicycles
Speaker 4: from little kids and offering them double shots of fireball.
Speaker 1: Whatever they cry about it after.
Speaker 4: We want a leader in office who's not afraid to
Speaker 4: face the real issues. How can we trust Jenny to
Speaker 4: do that when she avoids watching horror movies rated PG.
Speaker 1: Thirteen.
Speaker 4: Sure Jenny has what Jenny has great organizational skills. Sure,
Speaker 4: but how will that help when people are suffering from
Speaker 4: the government shut down and all she's organizing is her
Speaker 4: next cross country van trip. Do not vote for Jenny
Speaker 4: Luttenberger in this election season. I'm Fontavious car leak with
Speaker 4: this message.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot the tagline. I approved this message. Who's
Speaker 1: going next? I can go next?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I actually have you day? No? Yeah, oh no.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: The media has painted Dave Ryan to be wise, a
Speaker 2: go getter, experienced, But we're here to set the record straight.
Speaker 2: A wise ass, sure, a go getter to the kitchen
Speaker 2: for another snack. Experience. Well, we've all heard Day's Wheel
Speaker 2: of Girlfriends. Sure he's experienced. Yeah, Dave Ryan has made
Speaker 2: promises to make Benny Hannah great again. But take a
Speaker 2: step back and think, hasn't it always been great? He's
Speaker 2: trying to brainwash you into thinking one of the best
Speaker 2: chained restaurants who exist ever had a downfall? And where
Speaker 2: do you think your tax paying money will go if
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan is the new mayor to public schools, the
Speaker 2: park systems, healthcare.
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 2: According to the leaked emails we found, it's all going
Speaker 2: towards his magic tricks collection. Davy Ryan is not fit
Speaker 2: to be a leader unless you're looking for someone who
Speaker 2: brags about his twenty seven inch biceps but still looks
Speaker 2: like the grincho. We need someone to take charge and
Speaker 2: that is not Dave Ryan.
Speaker 6: This is brought to you by the Jenny in the
Speaker 6: Morning Zooth Foundation. Thank you very nice. Okay, all right,
Speaker 6: Bailey who I'm running Againstvontley. Okay, here we go your
Speaker 6: political ad.
Speaker 1: This election season.
Speaker 3: Do you want your city to thrive, then you need
Speaker 3: someone local, not an out of town or from New Jersey.
Speaker 3: New Jersey is said to have the highest percentage of
Speaker 3: mouth breathers in the nation, the worst drivers and filled
Speaker 3: with goobers with big dreams that are unearned, and a
Speaker 3: home to one Fontavious Carl Leake, the biggest goober, the
Speaker 3: worst driver, and mouth breather extraordinary. If you want a
Speaker 3: mayor who interrupts you to say something as nine BoNT
Speaker 3: is your person. If you want to get a word in,
Speaker 3: look elsewhere. Hold on to your butts, because this man's
Speaker 3: head is about to take you away like a hot
Speaker 3: air balloon.
Speaker 1: Stay ten to it's down, don't rake. Vont leak for mayor.
Speaker 3: In fact, let's put him into a new ranking system.
Speaker 3: Top five pain in my asses all five spot.
Speaker 1: Vont leak. I'm Bailey, Jay has real middle name, and
Speaker 1: I approve this message.
Speaker 2: Wow, went in on him, Yeah, went in, went in.
Speaker 2: I feel like I would vote for none of us.
Speaker 1: For me because cats.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, you actually kind of persuaded me
Speaker 2: to like Bailimore and yours.
Speaker 1: Because she wants to run with a cat for a running.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she sounds like she'd be a fun I support
Speaker 3: the little guys.
Speaker 1: You know what it's like because certain people just should
Speaker 1: not vote. Yeah, there's my sturge the pot. Certain people
Speaker 1: should not be allowed to vote.
Speaker 2: Don't disagree with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially wh they're voting for a cat. He's cute.
Speaker 1: He is cute at half the little time. He's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Uh do we have I think we have an update?
Speaker 1: If you remember, it was it around this time yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we read an email.
Speaker 1: So we had an email. This was the Grand Forks
Speaker 1: hookup email, wasn't it? Okay? So basically, let me give
Speaker 1: you a little I don't know to summarize. So she
Speaker 1: wrote in and she said that she had an adventure
Speaker 1: over the weekend. Friday. She had met a guy a
Speaker 1: month ago, and then she said, well, I going to
Speaker 1: drive to Grand Forks to meet this guy. He lives
Speaker 1: up in Grand Forks. And it's like, okay, let's meet.
Speaker 1: We've gotten along on the phone and texting, so she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we can ride horses because he's got horses, lives
Speaker 1: out in the country. So she drives the Grand Forks.
Speaker 1: They go on a horseback ride. Everything's great, and then
Speaker 1: they come back in the house and they instantly ran
Speaker 1: out of things to talk about. So they sat there
Speaker 1: staring at the wall at each other, going uhh. She said, well,
Speaker 1: is there a bar around. He's like, yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: bar in town. So they go to the bar in town.
Speaker 1: Within minutes of showing up, his friend comes over and
Speaker 1: they start chatting. She hits it off with the friend.
Speaker 1: Long story short, they left together. They spent the weekend together,
Speaker 1: and they hooked up eight times from Friday afternoon to
Speaker 1: when she came home on Sunday afternoon. Eight times in
Speaker 1: one weekend. She'd never met this guy that was not
Speaker 1: the guy that she had gone there to meet. So
Speaker 1: we've got her.
Speaker 2: Is that her on the phone, But let's do this
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter keywords?
Speaker 1: Wait, I know, I'm sorry. Okay, Sabrina Carpenter keyword, and
Speaker 1: then we will catch up to find out a little
Speaker 1: bit more of what's going on. Tears. That's tears on
Speaker 1: our iHeartRadio app. Okay, that is the keyword tears. Open
Speaker 1: up the iHeart Radio app and used hold on, that's
Speaker 1: what you used that in Haler Furbal And so where
Speaker 1: was I use that talkback feature? Talk about the keyword
Speaker 1: tears and you're eligible. She's on the phone right now,
Speaker 1: and I think we gave her a fake name. We're
Speaker 1: gonna call her Alicia. Hello, Alicia, not your real name.
Speaker 1: How are your How are you feeling? You're a little
Speaker 1: tired yesterday?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you were eight eight times eight times, forty
Speaker 1: eight hours, eight times. We all marveled at that yesterday.
Speaker 1: That sounds exhausting. Eight times.
Speaker 7: It was great.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, should we get right into it and asker
Speaker 2: how that happened? Alicia? Can you explain eight times over
Speaker 2: like forty eight hours, Like how does that work?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, sure, I walk you through. You know, the
Speaker 7: four moons were they were flying. So Friday night was
Speaker 7: when I met guy number two. We hooked up right
Speaker 7: when we got back to his place, we fell asleep,
Speaker 7: and then we woke up at about like three am.
Speaker 7: Hooked up again, of course, and then he got up
Speaker 7: and he's making some coffee and whatever, and he kind
Speaker 7: of like put the mug on the coffee table.
Speaker 1: I pulled them in.
Speaker 7: We went again, and then that was So that was
Speaker 7: around three.
Speaker 1: I love that she remembers the detail the coffee mug.
Speaker 1: Who would remember the coffee mudgs?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Okay, so like a TV scene, you guys, you know
Speaker 1: you're there. I feel like I'm there. Yeah, I know what.
Speaker 7: And then so round three kind of turned into round four. Okay,
Speaker 7: I remembering that correctly. Then we came up for air
Speaker 7: in the afternoon, we grabbed lunch, but then we spent
Speaker 7: the rest of the back at his place. So there
Speaker 7: was some afternoon lovin and an evening pound.
Speaker 1: Slash wound sash.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 7: We got a little.
Speaker 1: Love the description. So what do we have to number six?
Speaker 7: Now we woke up, We woke up in the morning
Speaker 7: that was there was another time there, So that's around seven,
Speaker 7: and then I would getting ready to go. I was
Speaker 7: kind of getting my car packed up. We said goodbye
Speaker 7: and then were squeezed in.
Speaker 1: One more once for the road.
Speaker 2: Is one more for the road something to think about
Speaker 2: on your drive back from Grand Fork?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Eight times that it's amazing, And some people text it
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, my girlfriend and II the first night
Speaker 1: we met were eight times. I'm like, no, you did not,
Speaker 1: you did not. Nobody's nobody's capable of that.
Speaker 2: You'd just be so, so, what's going on with this guy?
Speaker 2: You in love with him? I mean eight times?
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 7: I don't think it's really going to work. My glad
Speaker 7: that that happened.
Speaker 1: Sure it was.
Speaker 7: It kind of felt like a spa weekend Jesus lord.
Speaker 7: But it's like, do I want to go to the
Speaker 7: spot all the time? No, because it was you know,
Speaker 7: you lose the fun of it. You want to look
Speaker 7: forward to it. So it was nice for the weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 7: that's kind of.
Speaker 1: Where I'm at, But no, long term, like you know,
Speaker 1: settle into like you know once a week or once
Speaker 1: every couple of that wouldn't work. Why would it not work.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well he's really sounds random, but he's really big
Speaker 7: into hunting. And he just had like so many like
Speaker 7: dead animals like on the wall, my dear at elk
Speaker 7: and and everything, and I'm just I'm not into that.
Speaker 7: I don't like dead animals. So he's like clearly very
Speaker 7: like it's giving North Dakota man. And he had like
Speaker 7: a gator parked in front of his house. And I
Speaker 7: don't know, I just I like to wake up and
Speaker 7: like on weekend, like go to a cute coffee shop,
Speaker 7: grab a latte. And it was just like the vibe
Speaker 7: between us was very different.
Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, a guy driving a gator that
Speaker 1: he keeps out in front of his house to take
Speaker 1: out to the fields to go deer hunting or get
Speaker 1: some antelope or whatever. Is that like a jeep, it's
Speaker 1: a gate, it's like a four wheeler. It looks like
Speaker 1: a golf cart, gotcha? Okay, yeah kind of a so
Speaker 1: and deer heads and elk heads all over the house
Speaker 1: just not your thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Okay, it just wasn't. Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Can't figure out why you're single because you said you
Speaker 1: hadn't had like a date in a long time. You're delightful.
Speaker 1: You're funny. I can't figure out why you're single. Well,
Speaker 1: and obviously you're a lot of fun in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: All right, Alicia, it was fun to have you on.
Speaker 1: Thank you? And what's your phone numbers so people can
Speaker 1: call it? All right? Thank you, Alicia?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: What are we doing now? How do we top that?
Speaker 1: What's going on next?
Speaker 2: About my mom? And they said to clarify, We're not
Speaker 2: talking to Jenny's mom right now, are we?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: That was not my mother having an eight time pounds Sez.
Speaker 1: When is your mom going to be on the show again?
Speaker 2: She didn't have a date this past weekend.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: No, he had to work one of the days and
Speaker 2: another day he had something going on, so she was
Speaker 2: a little bummed about it. But that is kind of
Speaker 2: an update right now. And then I don't know if
Speaker 2: she has a set plan yet with him again, but
Speaker 2: I assume probably this weekend if they do. I what
Speaker 2: did she text me? She was sad though that they didn't.
Speaker 1: Get to She was so enthused about this guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's her like social life at this point too.
Speaker 3: She's gonna date every single weekend with this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, We'll catch up as soon as we can.
Speaker 1: It is Talkback Tuesday. We use the talkback feature all
Speaker 1: the time. We want to hear your talkback to finish
Speaker 1: this question. I wish I could what so you'd be
Speaker 1: like Hives Bailey. I'm from Saint Louis Park. I wish
Speaker 1: I could star in a Broadway production. I wish I
Speaker 1: could sing period sing. I'm Dave. I'm from chan Hassen.
Speaker 1: I wish I could play the piano. I've always admired,
Speaker 1: like you know, Lynn who does the courtyard here at work. Yes,
Speaker 1: Lynn sits down and I can tell he's mostly improvising.
Speaker 1: He just plays anything. I get a friend Vicky. Her mom, Arlene,
Speaker 1: plays beautiful piano. She's like seventy five years old. She
Speaker 1: plays beautiful piano. I wish I could play the piano.
Speaker 1: My name's Dave. I'm from shan Hassen. I wish i
Speaker 1: could play piano. Use the talkback feature and let us
Speaker 1: know what you wish. I wish I could. I will
Speaker 1: play when we come back. All right, you can watch
Speaker 1: this on Dave Ryan TV right now dr TV on YouTube.
Speaker 1: We are doing a little talkback Tuesday. It's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: We'd basically use the talkback feature and we say, what
Speaker 1: do you This is the question today. I wish I
Speaker 1: could what. I wish I could tepdance? Tap dance would
Speaker 1: be a good one. Do you truly wish you could
Speaker 1: tap dance? Yeah, okay, that'd be great. I wish I
Speaker 1: could fly. I wish I could fly. That'd be really cool.
Speaker 1: That's not something that's actually you're right, it's right. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's play some of these talkback tuesdays.
Speaker 2: My name is Patricia and from Apple Valley, and I
Speaker 2: wish I could knit and read all along with our
Speaker 2: adult responsibilities.
Speaker 1: I love that, and what you say read read? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and read? I love that.
Speaker 3: I wish I could win the lotteries so I know
Speaker 3: what it feels like to live without worrying about anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'd be worried. I'd be worried I get robbed.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 1: I wish I could live Imma. And I wish I
Speaker 1: could ride horses more.
Speaker 7: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that one. Okay, here's what I am.
Speaker 4: Zach twenty four from Hampton, Minnesota.
Speaker 7: I wish I could find.
Speaker 3: True old school love in my young age, in this
Speaker 3: young generation.
Speaker 1: Of dating, it's hard. It really is hard. Okay.
Speaker 3: Next one, I wish that I could sing without sounding
Speaker 3: like a wounded animal.
Speaker 2: Same girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing is you sound fine to yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you sound good in the shower, all right. I wish
Speaker 1: I could.
Speaker 3: I'm Sam from Hudson, Wisconsin, and I wish I were
Speaker 3: a gymnast.
Speaker 1: A gymnast, now that's interesting. Okay.
Speaker 5: Hello, this is Chris from Farmington, Minnesota, and I wish
Speaker 5: I could afford to eat out every day and never
Speaker 5: cook again, especially margarita and Gipson salsa once a week.
Speaker 1: Yeay, Chimmy tanga, I love it. I wish on the
Speaker 1: talk back feature from.
Speaker 4: Lakeville, and I don't wish I could do anything because
Speaker 4: wish is a small minded word.
Speaker 1: Don't wish to.
Speaker 2: Save that for Monday motivation.
Speaker 3: I like.
Speaker 1: Do I actually could own a food truck.
Speaker 4: It's just be cool travel around, like do the camper
Speaker 4: van thing, but with the food truck makes money, sleep
Speaker 4: in it.
Speaker 1: Well, you can do it. You can, actually you can
Speaker 1: own a food truck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, iHeart has to stop paying me packing peanuts foodday
Speaker 4: some day, some day, Jenny, what do you wish you
Speaker 4: could do?
Speaker 2: I wish I could run without having knee problems. Like
Speaker 2: I would love to be a marathon person, but I
Speaker 2: just I can't. I know that if I did it,
Speaker 2: I'd have to get a knee replacement in like two years.
Speaker 1: Cool, yeah, because you know what, some people can run
Speaker 1: until like there is sixties or seventy and other people,
Speaker 1: like I've noticed, like when I do squats in the gym,
Speaker 1: when I'm over at snap, if they don't have the
Speaker 1: music cup loud enough, I can hear my knees go
Speaker 1: aha and going up and down the stairs. It doesn't
Speaker 1: feel good, but I wouldn't say it hurts. Yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: all right, what do you wish you could do? Send
Speaker 1: us a talk back? It is one on one. I
Speaker 1: wish I wish I could go see Sabrina Carpenter in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. What did he say, don't wish? Do stay
Speaker 1: here for the keyword? You don't have to sit here
Speaker 1: and wish, stay here and do the next keyword coming
Speaker 1: up in two twelve minutes on k D double UB
Speaker 1: Little k D w B is the station you're listening to.
Speaker 1: So a teacher's got the world of buzz because she
Speaker 1: wore faux leathered tight skin tight pants to school. And
Speaker 1: people are saying, well, wait a second, this is here
Speaker 1: at school, maybe you shouldn't wear skin tight faux leather paints.
Speaker 1: And other people are like, look their little kids. All
Speaker 1: they think is there's an old lady in leather pants.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I agree with that, because the
Speaker 1: former billy being an eighth grade horny hormone little kid
Speaker 1: and looking at Missus Trent with my buddies and going,
Speaker 1: Missus Trent is pretty, and we didn't know what hot meant,
Speaker 1: we didn't know what sexual was. She's real pretty. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about that coming up in a second.
Speaker 1: We talked about it earlier and got some people very
Speaker 1: passionate about one way or another. Should teachers have a
Speaker 1: dress code? And we'll do it next and we'll tell
Speaker 1: you where to find the picture of this teacher. Hey
Speaker 1: got even a birthday. Shout out to Abby. She listens
Speaker 1: to KDW B Kate, what is the station.
Speaker 2: Kd KDBW Do you smell toast? Dave?
Speaker 1: I smell toast KDWB every day and it's either from
Speaker 1: mom or Dad. So shout out little Abbie, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Share birthday with Matthew McConaughey, Right, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: it is no. I'm sure she does not. Ralph Macchio
Speaker 1: Karate Kid is sixty four. Jeff Probes to your buddy
Speaker 1: from Survivor is sixty four and his election what he
Speaker 1: looks every bit of sixty four. But I see he
Speaker 1: looks good for sixty four.
Speaker 2: He does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. He looks sixty four. Good with him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: most of us look our age, but we look good.
Speaker 1: So somebody'd be like, ma, you know what, I'm forty seven,
Speaker 1: but people thinking that I'm thirty four. No, they don't.
Speaker 1: They tell you that because they want to make you happy. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: but you just look good for forty seven, right, you
Speaker 1: look your age. Though.
Speaker 2: Reevaluate myself for thinking like I would get it with
Speaker 2: Jeff Probe. No, okay, but like I think it's weird
Speaker 2: when like girls our age come up and like Dave
Speaker 2: is the best, and they like want to get it
Speaker 2: with Dave, And I was like, oh, but he could
Speaker 2: be your dad. And now I'm saying that about Jeff Prope.
Speaker 1: Nobody has ever said that about me, Joe.
Speaker 3: People you don't even know want you should we start
Speaker 3: taking names when they say something to us.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, who wants me?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 1: His name is Dennis. Dennis and another guy. He sounds cut,
Speaker 1: he sounds cute. Also, Happy birthday to Isabella on her
Speaker 1: eleventh birthday. Break the news to Isabella and I'm not
Speaker 1: making this up. We are skipping school and mom is
Speaker 1: skipping work to go have a fun eleventh birthday. I
Speaker 1: hope you got that on video. Mom, That is really cool.
Speaker 1: Get a picture of Isabella smiling right now. That is
Speaker 1: so cool. I love that. All right, So we brought
Speaker 1: this up earlier. It is a very interesting story. There's
Speaker 1: a woman named Denise. She's a teacher, and she's gone
Speaker 1: viral on TikTok because she is wearing tight faux leather
Speaker 1: pants to school. And she is a very beautiful person
Speaker 1: and she looks great. And then simpeple are going, yeah,
Speaker 1: she looks great, but it's like, that's clubwear. You shouldn't
Speaker 1: be wearing that to school. I'm old fashioned. I don't
Speaker 1: think that it's appropriate for school. But I am definitely
Speaker 1: outnumbered on this one, so I will shut my pie
Speaker 1: hole and let other I just did, Oh, okay.
Speaker 2: You think that that's like inappropriate. I feel like it's
Speaker 2: for school stylish pants.
Speaker 1: I think, to me, leather pants are sexy's. That's just
Speaker 1: like if I wore in leather pants, you'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: Dave's trying to look sexy.
Speaker 4: You look like an idiot. I'd be confused by you
Speaker 4: wearing leather pants. Like I, this is not the picture
Speaker 4: I thought when we talked about it earlier. I think
Speaker 4: it is weird that she's wearing leather pants, but I
Speaker 4: don't think it's inappropriate. It's not revealing anything.
Speaker 2: I think she looks very stylish. I just like don't
Speaker 2: see it as sexy at all.
Speaker 3: I think if they were cotton pants, we wouldn't even
Speaker 3: be talking about it, because just because they're leather, it's
Speaker 3: considered sexy. But if I mean, we had a lot
Speaker 3: of teachers earlier when we were talking about this, say like,
Speaker 3: I wear leggings to school because the kids wear leggings
Speaker 3: to school, and you can tear leggings from my cold
Speaker 3: dead millennial hands.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing leggings. I think the thing is leather. I
Speaker 1: think to certain maybe it's my generation is seen as sexy.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, like, oh, she's dressed in black leather.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't go, she's dressed in black polyester, but leather
Speaker 1: has a certain sexual to it. Maybe it's just me,
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: The foul leather pants have been around for a while though,
Speaker 2: at least with our generation baileianized because I think that,
Speaker 2: like to us, those are just like pants. For me,
Speaker 2: full leather is so uncomfortable. I do not want to
Speaker 2: wear that. They do not fit well on me, Like
Speaker 2: that's not my vibe. But I feel like she pulls
Speaker 2: it off in a fashionable way, not a sexy way.
Speaker 1: And that's my point.
Speaker 4: I just think it's weird to wear them to school
Speaker 4: because I just wouldn't be comfy. Not because this is
Speaker 4: sexual to me in any way. Yeah, more like fashion
Speaker 4: e than that what they say, Yeah, duty is pain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, like a lot of people think, yeah,
Speaker 3: there should be dress codes for teachers in general, like
Speaker 3: you shouldn't be showing up to school looking sexy. The
Speaker 3: point that I was trying to make is that are
Speaker 3: they showing up to school sexy or are they showing
Speaker 3: up to school curvy and wearing clothes that fin.
Speaker 1: So I don't think she's curvy at all. She's very thin.
Speaker 3: Well, she's got like big old thighs on her though,
Speaker 3: so she fills out those those pants real nice.
Speaker 4: I'm with you, Bailey, because somebody I posted this on
Speaker 4: our Facebook and Instagram. Somebody Facebook said would be asking
Speaker 4: this question if she wasn't attractive.
Speaker 1: Mmmm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I have one example of My sister
Speaker 3: is much bustier than me. She's a whole lot of woman,
Speaker 3: and she got dress coded all the time because she
Speaker 3: could fill out a sweater really nice.
Speaker 1: But if it was me, I would never have gotten
Speaker 1: dress coded.
Speaker 3: So I think, like, we're talking about it, and it
Speaker 3: seems like it's a sexy look because she's got thighs
Speaker 3: on her and so we're like, ooh, are.
Speaker 2: You with that? See because having larger chesticles. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: have definitely like warn outfits where I'm like, wow, I
Speaker 2: look like a whore. But if my friend that's an
Speaker 2: a cup was wearing that same outfit, she'd look cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, wow I look like a whore. Well,
Speaker 1: I think there probably are teachers who will give side
Speaker 1: eye to other teachers who maybe do dress a little
Speaker 1: too sexy for school. Now, what that is is your
Speaker 1: definition and other people's definition too. But it's funny because
Speaker 1: you know, we go to church once in a while
Speaker 1: and most people dress, you know, nice for church, you'd
Speaker 1: dress up. But once in a while they're the rich
Speaker 1: chan Hassen women who have the gorgeous kids and the
Speaker 1: gorgeous husband, and they're dressed I think a little too
Speaker 1: sexy for church. And it's like, you know, Jesus is
Speaker 1: not really interested in how hot you look in the
Speaker 1: little tiny short skirt or whatever. Jesus is more interested
Speaker 1: in getting some money out of you.
Speaker 4: In church, yeah, they say come as you are, like,
Speaker 4: God accepts you if you even if you can't afford
Speaker 4: to dress to the nines.
Speaker 1: In church, they don't say that to Dave.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want you coming in your pajama pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do not come to the House of the
Speaker 1: Lord in pajama paper. I agree with you.
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you that in church they do say
Speaker 4: come as you are because Jesus will except well.
Speaker 1: Because Jesus wants your money. I mean, well, not Jesus
Speaker 1: so much, but the pastor in the in the you know,
Speaker 1: the the investments. Back to the teachers, the dress code.
Speaker 3: My friend Katie Cap used to be a teacher, and
Speaker 3: she texted me and she said, Back in the day,
Speaker 3: they could wear leggings as long as they were wearing
Speaker 3: something on top that would cover their butt, and that
Speaker 3: was their dress, like a sweater or cardigan. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: a sweater or like a lowe top that like covered
Speaker 3: your butt somehow. And I see that for sure, Like.
Speaker 2: I would just wear a dress all the time as
Speaker 2: a teacher, Like what I'm wearing right now. It's like
Speaker 2: a long maxi loose dress. Yeah, so comfy. I'd wear this.
Speaker 2: Is this appropriate? Do you think as a teacher?
Speaker 1: No, you got boobs? Sorry, inappropriates trying to be nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy five thinking people think like that. It's like, if
Speaker 1: you've got boobs, you really can't do anything about it. Yellow.
Speaker 1: It's nineteen it's not nineteen seventy five anymore. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Jenny, take off your cardigan. Take off your cardigan, Jenny.
Speaker 1: You can't ask her to do that.
Speaker 2: Why there is Yeah, they are skinny straps.
Speaker 1: So that's what I was gonna wear.
Speaker 2: A little cardigan over top or a little sweater, That's
Speaker 2: what I'm I don't wear it just like plain without
Speaker 2: the because.
Speaker 1: What was the rule when we were in school? It
Speaker 1: was like a two finger what was it?
Speaker 2: It was two fingers thick for the straps, but Bailly
Speaker 2: said hers was.
Speaker 4: And then for pants, it's like you have to it
Speaker 4: has to reach, like the tips of your arms going
Speaker 4: all the way down, the tips of your fingers going
Speaker 4: all the way down for shorts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Interesting. A couple of text messages hot people
Speaker 1: could wear a paper bag and still look hot. It's
Speaker 1: one of those things that is true. I mean, Bailey,
Speaker 1: and I have told Bailey this story a million times.
Speaker 1: I dated a girl one time who was so gorgeous.
Speaker 1: We were trying on sunglasses at one of those circular racks,
Speaker 1: and I look stupid and nearly all of them. Bug
Speaker 1: she looked great in every single pair of sunglasses. Gorgeous
Speaker 1: people could wear a paper bag and still look hot.
Speaker 1: Another text message, it says I would be weirded out
Speaker 1: if my kids teacher wore leather or fake leather pants
Speaker 1: to school. Legg insured jeans, no big deal, but leather,
Speaker 1: that's weird for school. Go vote what are people saying?
Speaker 1: You can vote and comment on this on Instagram. The
Speaker 1: story Dave Ryan Show. There's a picture of her. You
Speaker 1: can see it Instagram and Facebook. I'll go through Instagram.
Speaker 1: People are saying, yes, it's inappropriate. No, it's not inappropriate,
Speaker 1: absolutely not.
Speaker 4: She's in style and fashionable, perfectly, perfectly acceptable. Somebody else said,
Speaker 4: as a teacher, I would wear that to work. She's fine.
Speaker 4: No different than skinny jeans. How do you feel about
Speaker 4: skinny jeans as a teacher to work, Dave, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't really have any I think leather is what
Speaker 4: makes it a little bit over the top for me.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't know leather is you know. Again,
Speaker 4: it goes back to the like, oh, she was wearing
Speaker 4: black leather or he was wearing leather. It's like leather
Speaker 4: is sexy. You wouldn't say she's wearing black flannel.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I thought leather is sexy. He's a fabric to me,
Speaker 1: and it's not a fabric. Is skin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you bend down and then it like bubbles
Speaker 2: up around your mid region.
Speaker 1: I love you guys.
Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: Katie W. B Taylor. Swift has added another two million
Speaker 1: dollars like annually to her security budget, which honestly doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like that much. He already spends about eight million
Speaker 1: dollars a year on security, and I was surprised it's
Speaker 1: such a small figure considering all of the touring that
Speaker 1: she does and all of the public appearances and going
Speaker 1: to the Chiefs game and going to this game. In
Speaker 1: that game, it like two million dollars, and you know what,
Speaker 1: absolutely justified with the amount of like people that are
Speaker 1: unstable and crazed and just a little bit too whatever.
Speaker 1: It's just sad. I heard years ago, like five years ago,
Speaker 1: that they have somebody follow her around with like bullet packing,
Speaker 1: which if she got a bullet wound in her, it's
Speaker 1: like a cotton. It's like a tampon that basically goes
Speaker 1: into a bullet will wow, and it's just sad to think.
Speaker 1: I mean you just like you can't even imagine something
Speaker 1: like that. You know, it's like Taylor Swift. You would
Speaker 1: think that it'd be war wonderful to live her life,
Speaker 1: and in a lot of ways it is. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, man, you can't have any kind of
Speaker 1: normal life that way. Yeah. I can't go to Cohls,
Speaker 1: can't can't go to Chea Cheese. Do you want to
Speaker 1: go to the new Chee Cheese? You can't go to
Speaker 1: Chea Cheese. What you can't go.
Speaker 2: Would absolutely suck. So I'm assuming secret service where bulletproof vests.
Speaker 2: Would you say that.
Speaker 1: They probably her security?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, just a secret service for like I believe stations.
Speaker 1: I believe so.
Speaker 2: So do you think that her security is walking around
Speaker 2: doing that and willing to jump in front of her
Speaker 2: in case somebody tries to I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good question. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, anyways, onto something a little bit happier. Wicked
Speaker 2: for Good is coming out shortly. November twenty first is
Speaker 2: the release date, but if you're an Amazon Prime member
Speaker 2: you get early access apparently Universal Pictures partnered with Amazon
Speaker 2: to have select theaters on November seventeenth air it or whatever.
Speaker 2: You can go view it and if you're a Prime
Speaker 2: member you can buy tickets online. I guess the website
Speaker 2: is oz soozy on Amazon dot com. See if there
Speaker 2: is a theater near you and how you can get tickets.
Speaker 3: And speaking of Wicked for Good, this year's Sexiest Man
Speaker 3: Alive goes to Jonathan.
Speaker 4: Bailey, who sees alive Jonathan Bay in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Just think I'm sort of thrilled that People magazine have
Speaker 2: invited someone in to study this honor on someone who.
Speaker 1: Can really cherish the value of a sexy mind.
Speaker 3: Yes, so he's playing Fierro in Wicked and Wicked for
Speaker 3: Good and you might know him also from Bridgerton or
Speaker 3: Jurassic Park Rebirth. I for one am thrilled that Jonathan
Speaker 3: Bailey has one Sexiest Man Alive because I agree.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: So it's the third fifth anniversary since the original Home
Speaker 4: Alone movie came out and Macaulday Culkin, who if you
Speaker 4: don't know, played Kevin. He's in an ad for a
Speaker 4: company that provides in home non medical care for seniors
Speaker 4: called home instead.
Speaker 1: Susan worked for home instead. Yeah. Yeah, she goes and
Speaker 1: sees a woman a couple of times a week. That's
Speaker 1: good for her. Yeah, it's very cool. From the I'm
Speaker 1: just worry about mom by yourself, you know, unless she
Speaker 1: falls down or it's snow in and never didn't catch itself.
Speaker 1: Benishables Slayer, I'll call you back. You're a jumping one,
Speaker 1: aren't you? Sorry? I thought you were This old man
Speaker 1: Marley that's my gram's what's all? This Old Man Marley
Speaker 1: is the guy that he's afraid of at first, but
Speaker 1: then it turns out that old Man Marley is a
Speaker 1: very soft hearted guy.
Speaker 4: It's one of those in each movie because in the
Speaker 4: second movie, it's the Lady with the Birds, right, it
Speaker 4: is the Lady Birds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at you. So on Wheel of Fortune, apparently
Speaker 1: I don't watch it that often, but i'll watch it
Speaker 1: once in a while, there's a new category called what
Speaker 1: the Fun journey Now, just like I'm going to hover
Speaker 1: over that dump on what the Fun? So it is
Speaker 1: basically adult swear word kind of phrases that really aren't.
Speaker 1: So this group called one Million Moms, they're up set
Speaker 1: with Wheel of Fortune for adding the category what the Fun.
Speaker 1: So they claim it is insinuated profanity and they've launched
Speaker 1: a petition asking producers to clean it up. Okay, well
Speaker 1: it's fine. I got no problem with that one. If
Speaker 1: that's the way you feel, you gets the way you feel.
Speaker 1: But here is an example of some of the what
Speaker 1: the Fun Winter categories with incorrect guesses. Here we go
Speaker 1: tomorrows right in the but what no, I'd like to solve?
Speaker 2: Okay, Bridle and gold shower.
Speaker 1: Sorry, uh p, there is a pee, a group of
Speaker 1: pill pushers. This is a wheel of quarts. Okay, kind
Speaker 1: of buddy. I wonder what the real solutions were. That
Speaker 1: is kind of funny. So anyway, one million moms is
Speaker 1: petitioning against that to see whether it make it go away.
Speaker 1: I did not know what Bridle and gold Shower was
Speaker 1: until I googled it on a work computer. We've done worse.
Speaker 2: I love to say the incident dpic comes out of celebrity.
Speaker 2: We all go to our work computers like.
Speaker 1: To report on this research.
Speaker 2: If you guys are fans of Oreos, you might like
Speaker 2: the classic flavors. But now they have a Thanksgiving food
Speaker 2: option that they're bringing out. Yeah, apparently the stuffing. It's
Speaker 2: supposed to taste like turkey and stuffing, sweet potato, creamed corn,
Speaker 2: cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, and caramel apple pie. And you
Speaker 2: can buy a tin of those Oreo cookies for twenty
Speaker 2: dollars plus you've been at oreo dot com. But the
Speaker 2: question is like, does anyone really want those? I don't
Speaker 2: what in the will want?
Speaker 1: It's a novelty. It's like, you're going to go and
Speaker 1: try it. I kind of want one just for the marketing.
Speaker 1: Here we are talking about what is it? Oreos?
Speaker 2: Oreos? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love what color is it? Does it show you
Speaker 1: a picture?
Speaker 2: So it shows me like this tin that looks like
Speaker 2: Christmas cookies. Honestly, so they're all different colors, so I
Speaker 2: think you can try them. It's not all of that's
Speaker 2: shoved into one. It's six different flavors.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I try it. That sounds I mean, it sounds gross.
Speaker 2: But I try cranberry sauce one and the sweet potato one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the car Okay, I try them all.
Speaker 3: Keep going, David, have a new TV show for you,
Speaker 3: streaming now on Hulu is Ryan Murphy's new series called
Speaker 3: all's fair. This is the one that has Kim Kardashian
Speaker 3: in it. They are all divorce attorneys. But then there's
Speaker 3: also Sarah Pulson niece nash Naomi, what's Glenn close. So
Speaker 3: it's a star studded cast, and I've heard through the
Speaker 3: grapevine that is actually pretty good, even though Kim kardashi
Speaker 3: is not the best actor in real life.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 3: But she is also awaiting her Friday last Friday's results
Speaker 3: of the California bar exam to see if she actually
Speaker 3: could become a lawyer, which is wild to me.
Speaker 1: So now she's playing one on TV that is kind
Speaker 1: of great. I think you might watch it, David. You know,
Speaker 1: I am looking for my next watch and people suggest
Speaker 1: it all the time, and by the time I get home,
Speaker 1: I can remember what it was. I think there's one
Speaker 1: called Wayward. Somebody says there a show way Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard it was good.
Speaker 4: I think somebody texted because you and I are always
Speaker 4: watching stuff, they said, and Dave, you'll like this one.
Speaker 1: So I might check that one out. We watched one
Speaker 1: last night with a Sandra Bullock that came up on
Speaker 1: our Netflix suggestions called Premonition and it was so bad.
Speaker 1: It got to the end. I'm like, it's not you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you know the ending is not going to resolve anything,
Speaker 1: it's going to leave you going what. And it got
Speaker 1: to the end where like, what the hell just happened?
Speaker 1: It was like a nonlinear timeline. It was stupid. It
Speaker 1: was a good concept, but we looked on Rotten Tomatoes afterward.
Speaker 1: It had a seven percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes because
Speaker 1: nobody liked the movie Premonisius.
Speaker 3: See what's wild is that you'll watch a seven percent
Speaker 3: Rotten Tomato movie, but you won't watch a ninety five
Speaker 3: percent K Pop deal Hi.
Speaker 1: I know I will, I just won't. I just Susan
Speaker 1: does not want to watch K Pop demon Hunters.
Speaker 4: Jenny, we are going to be in twenty twenty eight,
Speaker 4: and Bailey will still be Dave, you got to watch it.
Speaker 2: I do agree with her on that one, because I'm
Speaker 2: sure I don't disagree on me for like a until
Speaker 2: I finally watch it. And then I just randomly turned
Speaker 2: it on one night and I texted her immediately and
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, you have to admit good. The title is a
Speaker 1: stupid title. It is a stupid title.
Speaker 3: You have to admit, yeah, turns, but it's so good
Speaker 3: ninety five percent Tomato meter and ninety nine percent popcorn meter.
Speaker 1: No, I get it, meow.
Speaker 4: One thing that you should be watching coming into Disney
Speaker 4: Plus and Hulu. November fourteenth, The Jonas Brothers are dropping
Speaker 4: a Christmas movie.
Speaker 1: What's got a famous rock star like you? So down?
Speaker 7: As?
Speaker 5: The Jonahs Brothers were great, but us As Brothers like, actually,
Speaker 5: whatever magic was there, it's just dead.
Speaker 1: Nothing like Christmas to help a family rediscover its magic.
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