Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning show. The phone numbers eight four
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Speaker 1: Shannon had something crazy happen at her house yesterday.
Speaker 2: You call it an elf tastrophe, an elf emergency.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you got to label that, by the way,
Speaker 3: as the title, Zach is there an elf hospital.
Speaker 4: Well, let me tell you Anna, So we have three
Speaker 4: elves in our house. Okay, we have Rice Krispy Tree,
Speaker 4: the og that came for Lucy when she was three
Speaker 4: years old. We have candy Cane sprinkles, and then Wes
Speaker 4: and his kids have Freddy. So Freddy is now a
Speaker 4: part of our crew. Plus three elf pets. So it
Speaker 4: is a it is. The elves are busy in our
Speaker 4: house every single night. And so earlier in the week,
Speaker 4: the elves were, you know, up to their mischief and
Speaker 4: they were digging through our couch cushions, and so there
Speaker 4: was stuff. Their little butts were sticking up from you know,
Speaker 4: the couch cushions. Their heads were down there, and there
Speaker 4: was all sorts of stuff that they brought up, like
Speaker 4: money and legos and old food and NRF gun.
Speaker 2: Bullets and all the things.
Speaker 4: So that that was what they got into well, my
Speaker 4: naughty but very cute dog. Bow decided that he was
Speaker 4: hungry and he felt like elf for breakfast, and so
Speaker 4: he ate the elves that had created a scene on
Speaker 4: the couch. He ate he ate the two girl elves.
Speaker 4: Freddy was elsewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'd eat some candy cane sprinkles. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So they were in really, really, really bad shape. And
Speaker 4: any parent knows you are not allowed to touch the
Speaker 4: elves or they lose their magic and they cannot go
Speaker 4: back to the north pole at night and tell Sannah
Speaker 4: you know about the behavior in the house that day.
Speaker 4: So Smith, my eight year old, was just in full
Speaker 4: panic mode when he got home and saw the elves
Speaker 4: had been eaten by the damn dog. So he started
Speaker 4: praying over them. Actually have a video of it. He
Speaker 4: started praying over them, and then we had to perform
Speaker 4: surgery with kitchen tongs and oven mits to put them
Speaker 4: back together and clean them up. And then he told
Speaker 4: me that he had seen somewhere that if you sprinkle
Speaker 4: them with cinnamon, you you, they can get their magic.
Speaker 4: I don't have kids yet.
Speaker 3: Elfloor okay, fathers.
Speaker 5: Sprinkling okay, yeah, yeah, and then maybe yeah, but I
Speaker 5: don't want it to stem their outfits when they go
Speaker 5: back to the North and Santa's going to be like,
Speaker 5: what the heck.
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 2: Did you make this up?
Speaker 7: No, I swear to do this.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna guys.
Speaker 3: Got his face.
Speaker 2: I swear he made this up. They're still in every
Speaker 2: search it up didn't work.
Speaker 4: Yep, they are. They look great. They went back to
Speaker 4: see Sannah.
Speaker 3: We got as well. We gotta post that video.
Speaker 2: That is no, we are, We're we can post it
Speaker 2: on the story, but you're not posting it.
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 8: I look like holy hell in that videos. I have
Speaker 8: no makeup on, I have all my face creams and
Speaker 8: my skin is sagging to the floor. No wait, you
Speaker 8: can post Hannah story so it disappears after twenty four hours, Bianca,
Speaker 8: and that is it.
Speaker 3: Everyone's gonna see it anyways.
Speaker 2: If we four hours on the story on my face, if.
Speaker 9: We sprinkle cinnamon on those cheeks where they lived in
Speaker 9: Heaven's self conscious a whole.
Speaker 2: In this video, I literally looked like my grandmother.
Speaker 3: Let's do this.
Speaker 1: Let's no filter it so Shannon looks No, I don't
Speaker 1: want to filter, looks like a like a grown man.
Speaker 3: Story.
Speaker 2: That's it all right?
Speaker 1: Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
Speaker 1: five six five four eight What was your elf task?
Speaker 1: Would you call it an elf tastrophe? Elf tastrophe? What
Speaker 1: was your elf tastrophe? What? What happened to your your elf? That,
Speaker 1: by the way, is honestly the reason why I'm happy
Speaker 1: that the the kids are past the elf stage of
Speaker 1: things that becomes crazy.
Speaker 2: It is so funny.
Speaker 4: Yesterday the elves painted everybody's toenails in the house, everybody, everybody.
Speaker 1: You said something interesting, you said that Wes's two kids
Speaker 1: have elves.
Speaker 4: They have an elf Freddy yep, that they've had since
Speaker 4: they were babies, since they were babies, and they still
Speaker 4: like that still.
Speaker 2: Goes on still, I thought already back to the.
Speaker 3: North Pole, we had a couple.
Speaker 9: Yeah, now you know we're cheaper than other ones where
Speaker 9: it was a little because you bought at a dollar from.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you how we've got we got. We
Speaker 4: had one elf raised Krispy Tree. Mojo knows this was
Speaker 4: you know, our original one. Well, then Andrew and I
Speaker 4: got divorced, and so Rice Krispy Tree had to go
Speaker 4: between two houses and.
Speaker 2: There was a mess up there was a.
Speaker 10: Mess up, and so we had to another elf had
Speaker 10: to come, actually both of us first it was but
Speaker 10: another elf had to come, and Lucy was like, that
Speaker 10: is not Rice Krispy Tree.
Speaker 2: So we were like, oh, this is another.
Speaker 1: This is a new one. Hey, Gloria trying to explain
Speaker 1: this very do before we talk about the elf. Don't
Speaker 1: you want to see Shannon sagging skin?
Speaker 2: You guys know.
Speaker 3: What's going on.
Speaker 11: Good morning. I just wanted to come and that. This
Speaker 11: was the first year that I did the elves sing
Speaker 11: for my kids. I never wanted to be a part
Speaker 11: of it, but my daughter's at that age where she's
Speaker 11: going to get older. I'm like, let's just do it
Speaker 11: one year. I will never do it again because of
Speaker 11: my animals, not because of the mischief, not because of
Speaker 11: the alves. Literally the first day that I did it,
Speaker 11: I did the one where he was hanging from the balloon.
Speaker 11: My son's cat was jumping mid air attacking it. It
Speaker 11: got on the ground. My golden doodle thought it was
Speaker 11: his baby, grabbed it. I had to chante him around
Speaker 11: the house. It was like a nightmare. I even have
Speaker 11: pictures every day when I set it up. My son's
Speaker 11: cat is like just there, like Kee thinks he's a
Speaker 11: part of it.
Speaker 7: He loves it.
Speaker 1: Like it used to be that your animals hated Christmas trees.
Speaker 3: Now they hate the elves, the alf.
Speaker 11: And it's the animals. I'm like, I can't every day
Speaker 11: I'm like struggling because they're trying to get this alf.
Speaker 11: I'm like, I'm done.
Speaker 1: I get it. And by the way, you didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: The elf did it?
Speaker 11: Yeah, the elf, that is.
Speaker 3: And that elf may decide not to come back to your.
Speaker 2: Home next year, which so sad.
Speaker 1: Which wuld be very sad, but you know what, sometimes
Speaker 1: that elf needs to go to a home that needs
Speaker 1: What's going on, Katie.
Speaker 12: My elf he ate my elf had off?
Speaker 3: Wait? Wait, hold on your elf?
Speaker 10: My dog?
Speaker 7: Your dog ate my dog ate my elf had on?
Speaker 3: No, So so you have an elf without a hat?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well I got it back from the dog, did you, Katie?
Speaker 1: Katie, who you in the car with? Wait, you're not
Speaker 1: not Katie. You're Ellie, aren't you. You're Ellie Katie's mom
Speaker 1: with daughter Ellie. How old are you Ellie nine? How
Speaker 1: did you get the hat bag? Did the dog have
Speaker 1: to poop it out?
Speaker 6: No? How I grab it out of his mouth.
Speaker 1: Gosh, dangerous And what's your what's that naughty dog's name?
Speaker 13: Matt?
Speaker 5: What's your?
Speaker 12: We have a grinch elf which is named the Grinch.
Speaker 10: We have the elf the dog.
Speaker 12: Wait, what's the other elf?
Speaker 11: Name is Candy Kim?
Speaker 12: We have two elf pets.
Speaker 6: The dog is was it in.
Speaker 12: The elf pets?
Speaker 6: And then the boxes gun drop?
Speaker 3: Well, you got to protect the elf.
Speaker 1: You got to make sure that the elf stays up
Speaker 1: so that nobody can get to it.
Speaker 3: Okay, make sure mommy does that for you. Thank you
Speaker 3: Katie for.
Speaker 2: Calling in Mery Christmas? Christmas?
Speaker 3: Take care, guys. What's going on? How you doing? Kevin?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 3: My elf?
Speaker 7: Uh? So? I took him for He liked to ride
Speaker 7: in the front of my dunk tuck on the grill
Speaker 7: in the winter. We were going to the es Curve
Speaker 7: in the winter time. Somebody lost the metal garbage can
Speaker 7: in the poor elf got.
Speaker 3: N Kevin, you are a bastard.
Speaker 1: By the way, do you know those kids that are
Speaker 1: traumatized when they see an elf on your front grille
Speaker 1: thinking that you hit the elbow?
Speaker 3: What an evil man you are?
Speaker 7: He wanted the cool.
Speaker 1: Why does it not surprise me that Kevin's got his
Speaker 1: own elf. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Debbie?
Speaker 6: Hey, good morning morning. We bought one of them. We
Speaker 6: bought one of those knockoff elves, and my kid named
Speaker 6: it Elphis. He's a big Elvis fan. And we lost it,
Speaker 6: so we had to and I looked everywhere to get
Speaker 6: one that looked just like him, and I couldn't find it.
Speaker 6: So we got to replacement elf and we told him
Speaker 6: it was a substitute elf, like the substitute teacher.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I don't think.
Speaker 7: I don't think he bought an.
Speaker 11: He was skeptical that last year.
Speaker 1: Where do you get knockoff elves at you Amazon?
Speaker 11: I think it was fine.
Speaker 6: I think it was five below.
Speaker 3: Debbie, Debbie, Yeah, go blow your nose? Is it sonic?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 9: Good morning? That right next to the dancer press that
Speaker 9: don't pay attention to him.
Speaker 13: Okay, Yeah, So I have the best Elf on the
Speaker 13: shelf story. We had Engelbert, and we couldn't figure out
Speaker 13: where to put him, so we my husband threw him
Speaker 13: up in the light picture and once he was up there,
Speaker 13: his legs hit the light bulb. We started smelling this
Speaker 13: burning elf has caught on fire, kitchen tongs and then
Speaker 13: wrapped his legs for emergency surgery.
Speaker 7: So that he had a camp for.
Speaker 1: Crazies on it. What a funny story. Hold on, last call, Candy,
Speaker 1: what's up Candy?
Speaker 12: Hi, longtime listener, first time calling.
Speaker 3: On the phone.
Speaker 1: By the way, Candy, are you a human or are
Speaker 1: you an elf? Are we talking to the actual elf
Speaker 1: calling us up right now?
Speaker 11: Well, I mean I'm.
Speaker 12: About the size of an elf, but I am human.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 12: So I have quite a few children. I collect them,
Speaker 12: you know, like Pokemon cards, so we have I thought
Speaker 12: the one year, it would be really cute to put
Speaker 12: our elf in the shower, like on the little shelves,
Speaker 12: you know, and put soap and stuff and put him
Speaker 12: in there like he was taken a shower. And my
Speaker 12: kids went in there and they refused to They were
Speaker 12: scared to go into the bathroom and refuse to use
Speaker 12: it because they said our ouse.
Speaker 11: Was a pervert.
Speaker 3: That's funny. Why is the elf taking a shower with
Speaker 3: little kids?
Speaker 1: By the way, That, by the way, is going to
Speaker 1: be one of those smart that's going to be a story.
Speaker 1: There's going to be an expose on the local news stations,
Speaker 1: and parents watch out there's an elf in showers here.
Speaker 3: Thank you Candy, You have a great day. Merry Christmas.