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Speaker 6: Not the most exciting day, but coming up for you today,

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Speaker 6: trending news headlines MESICNA tell us what's happening in the

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Speaker 6: world of entertainment. We've got the Birthday's porn of Birthday

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Speaker 6: on the way, that more, whatever else we could do,

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Speaker 6: the Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven seven, send

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Speaker 6: us eight texts. Like I said, check in over to

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Speaker 6: two to nine eight seven. So when it comes to

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Speaker 6: what people want as a gift this year for the holiday,

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Speaker 6: people were asked.

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Speaker 5: What is it.

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Speaker 6: You know, so people want cash?

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Speaker 5: You got cash?

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Speaker 6: You don't say want cash? Fifty eight percent people said

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Speaker 6: they just prefer to receive money.

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Speaker 5: That's a gift.

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Speaker 7: Pay my bills.

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Speaker 6: The average person is hoping for a round six hundred dollars.

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Speaker 8: I would hope that that's one hell.

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Speaker 5: Of a gift.

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Speaker 6: So as far as what they want, let's see here.

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Speaker 6: I had it all broken down for you. Cash and money,

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Speaker 6: that's number one. Fifty eight percent wearables, so accessories, clothes, shoes, shoes, jewels,

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Speaker 6: stuff like that. Twenty nine percent member getting clothes as

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Speaker 5: I hated that it was the worst.

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Speaker 6: Stupid belts and stuff, essentials so rent utilities, sure, you know,

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Speaker 6: things like that and maybe you need a new appliance,

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Speaker 6: you need a new refrigerator, a new Washington driver, stuff

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Speaker 6: like that. Gifted experiences people would love to get as

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Speaker 6: a present of full trip with airfare and hotels.

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Speaker 5: I'm down.

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Speaker 6: Concert tickets, yeah, or like a like a staycasion, like

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Speaker 7: Those gonna be very fun.

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Speaker 6: And then after that you got gadgets and techs, so

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Speaker 6: gaming systems, smart devices and computers. And then uh, way

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Speaker 6: down in the list after that's like more of the

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Speaker 6: trendy stuff, the Stanley mugs, the skincare products, the La

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Speaker 6: Boo Boos.

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Speaker 9: My God switch for for Christmas this year for them

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Speaker 9: to play. It's but they want to have one at

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Speaker 9: their house. They can learn how to play with their grandkids.

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Speaker 5: Ye, Mario car, that's easy.

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Speaker 6: They can't. Actually, yeah, I mean you guys buy yourself anything.

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Speaker 10: Usually, if I set out to do Christmas shopping, the

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Speaker 10: first thing I buy is for myself. It's like the

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Speaker 10: only time of the year, though, find something and think

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Speaker 6: This from me.

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Speaker 7: I'm not looking for it, like I know what I'm

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Speaker 7: buying myself this year. But there's something want I'll be like, yeah,

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Speaker 6: But it's a little yeah. I mean that's how most

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Speaker 7: I just call it a little treat.

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Speaker 6: But if there's like like any one bigger thing, you know, yeah.

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Speaker 11: I mean there is, but I'm in the middle of moving,

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Speaker 6: But I do want a simulator. Sim I knew already, like.

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Speaker 5: I already saw the one I want.

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Speaker 6: Why not just get you and that I can come

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Speaker 6: over because I've always wanted to have one of these.

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Speaker 6: Remember the old like stand up arcade games. Let's get

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Speaker 6: pole positioned. Yeah, hell yeah, there you go down.

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Speaker 5: That's super fun.

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Speaker 6: Pole position close enough, super.

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Speaker 7: The best driving games.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's a shifter.

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Speaker 11: But you know, like just with like a flight simulator, dude,

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Speaker 6: I'm actually looking at a flight simulator?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 6: What how big are they? You can get different it depends.

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Speaker 6: You can get like a desktop kind of version of it.

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Speaker 6: You can get like a full on it where you're

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Speaker 6: surrounded by screens and something. First of all, take up

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Speaker 6: boatload of money for stuff like that, and for the

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Speaker 6: I don't I don't need something super big like that

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Speaker 6: because I have an actual plane.

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Speaker 12: Exactly you want it for since you have an actual plane.

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Speaker 6: Because before, like for flying at least it's the same

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Speaker 6: avionics that I would have in the plane. So it's

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Speaker 6: the exact same stuff. So uh, let's say I'm planning

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Speaker 6: on taking a trip and it's an airport to a

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Speaker 6: flight that I've never done before. I can, Oh, you

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Speaker 6: could practice. You can get familiar, get familiar with the routing,

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Speaker 6: you can get familiar with the airport. You can get

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Speaker 6: departures and things like that before you even go, which

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Speaker 6: makes it a lot. It actually makes it. It makes

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Speaker 6: it a lot safer. And also you can use it

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Speaker 6: for you can use it for your for your currency.

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Speaker 6: With instrument training, you can do a certain amount of

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Speaker 11: And Sammy with the race simulator, it's like if there's

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Speaker 11: a race happening this weekend, I could do the same

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Speaker 11: track and it's like I did the race too.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's basically just it's it's another form of gaming.

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Speaker 9: Really, yeah, yeah, for sure. What he is as functional,

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Speaker 9: like hello, sir, you're welcome to New York. We're happy

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Well, these flight simulars are pretty like a friend of

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Speaker 6: mine he does like the Microsoft Flight Simulator, And there's

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Speaker 6: all kinds of cool stuff that you could do with that.

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Speaker 6: Just for people who have like a casual interest in

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Speaker 7: What I'm saying like, don't waste it on real things,

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Speaker 7: like just do barrel rolls and fight people. I mean,

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Speaker 7: you could so fun, do top gun.

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Speaker 5: You could.

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Speaker 6: As far as what the kids are asking for for Christmas,

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Speaker 6: this this one mom she posted a video and it

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Speaker 6: was talking about what her eleven year old Christmas look

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Speaker 6: it very reasonable. Okay, all right, so I'll read you

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Speaker 6: what the eleven year old wants and you tell me

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Speaker 6: this sounds reasonable?

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 6: And I don't know what the brand of the sweatshirt is,

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Speaker 6: but I know what it is because like my daughter

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Speaker 6: talks about it every once in a while. But it's

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Speaker 6: like a ninety dollars sweatshirt, which which which also sounds No,

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Speaker 6: it's not that, but it also sounds crazy until you

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Speaker 6: go to like a concert and you see what they

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Speaker 6: charge for a hood merch right, yeah, ninety eight dollars

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Speaker 6: Lululemon leggings.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, over that.

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Speaker 12: Wait, how old is the girl level?

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Speaker 6: Is there any difference between like regular leggings and the

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Speaker 6: Lulu Lemon ones?

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Speaker 5: Yea, I appreciate.

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Speaker 6: I'm saying like if somebody the logo, if you're standing

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Speaker 6: there and you had a pair of Lululemons on, I

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Speaker 6: would be able to sit there and like from across

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Speaker 6: the room, notice that, Oh those are the Lulu lemonsing

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Speaker 7: Well, they're tighter and spanksier.

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Speaker 12: Right, they are tighter. They're going to last longer, and

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Speaker 12: they're not going to be see through last. Yeah, they

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Speaker 12: will there.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Same.

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Speaker 7: Remember that whole controversy that people were bending over at

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Speaker 7: yoga cars go, I see you're smart.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, years ago. There, it's a little debacle with that.

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Speaker 5: But to this point, isn't Alo the new Lulu Lemon.

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Speaker 13: Yes, but anything that's a little bit higher end is

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Speaker 13: going to be nicer than something that you get at Target.

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Speaker 12: It's gonna last longer. You're gonna feel better in it.

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Speaker 11: The problem is with Alo though it got super big,

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Speaker 9: Good because that's the way over every basic bitch. I

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Speaker 9: see now it has used to have. Ten years ago,

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Speaker 9: they had little Lemon. I'll tell you in just two

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Speaker 9: seconds here what the sweatshirt is. Yeah, I'm dying to

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Speaker 9: out these girls. They love these these stupid shirts.

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Speaker 12: And ninety dollars is how much a sweatshirt is?

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Speaker 5: God shop?

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Speaker 6: Really, she's not going to pick up well measy, and

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Speaker 6: who's and she should know what I'm calling from work?

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Speaker 6: It usually means there's something important, and who's wearing through leggings?

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Speaker 5: Sorry?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, I think I hung it just as she Hello, Hi, Hey,

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Speaker 6: what's the what's the those sweatshirts that she likes? What

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Speaker 6: are those sweatshirts?

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Speaker 5: Like? They're crazy expensive and she talks about them all

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Speaker 5: the time.

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Speaker 7: Oh, are we the air?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 2: Right hold on.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I have it right here, which means we're

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Speaker 6: buying one. It's on her list, yeah, because she wants

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Speaker 6: on her.

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Speaker 14: List only because she decided to try a bleach pen.

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Speaker 5: Oh is that the one? So she already had one

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Speaker 5: of those?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got two of them.

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Speaker 5: Oh my one. So what what's it called? Pink palm

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Speaker 5: palm pops?

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Speaker 6: Pink palm puff? Yeah, like Jeff palm, like.

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Speaker 7: Palm tree palm pop.

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Speaker 14: I mean it's like whatever is cool on TikTok with

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Speaker 14: all these like tweens and like young teenage girls.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's like, I mean, they're like these

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Speaker 6: crazy thick because now I know the one she's talking

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Speaker 6: about with that she used she tried to get a

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Speaker 6: stain off it with a tide pen and justle Yeah,

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Speaker 6: but they're like these super heavy.

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Speaker 5: I mean they are a really good quality.

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Speaker 14: They are good quality, but yeah, it's you know, that's

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Speaker 14: ridiculous gift. I think two years ago said this was

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Speaker 14: one of two that she bleached. So the first one

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Speaker 14: is still standing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, would you say menace. The designs are pretty gaudy.

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Speaker 5: The entire back of the sweatshirt. Yeap. What do they

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Speaker 6: Yeah, those those of you cancer and are super flammable.

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Speaker 6: All right, welcome back every mony. Well, yeah it is Tuesday.

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Speaker 6: It's December the ninth and the holidays. Say it's International

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Speaker 12: But you send your grandma Christmas cards, I will.

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Speaker 9: It's usually a picture of her great grandkids from Christmas.

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Speaker 6: You send her the same picture every year, like you mean.

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Speaker 7: Their parents don't do that.

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Speaker 6: Oh nice? Yeah, I think I told you my grandfather

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's cute. Yeah, it's kill.

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Speaker 11: Well, old school actor Dick Van Dyke is being talked

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Speaker 11: about a lot this week because his birthday is finally

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Speaker 11: ditched two things. What were those two things, Greg.

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Speaker 5: Gotta be cigarettes, I would guess probably drinking.

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Speaker 7: Definitely alcohol.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I was thinking that, but I don't want to

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Speaker 11: Your keto, Well, you are pretty much correct, because he

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Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I.

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Speaker 6: Know people that kicked heroin and cigarettes on the same

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, And we should have seen the drinking

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Speaker 9: thing the whole time. She was always like falling over

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Speaker 6: Everybody was America and the American because a while cigarettes

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Speaker 5: You, they would prescribe for stress.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, amazing back when America ruled. Yeah, all right. Moved

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Speaker 11: on to Bethany Frankel. She is a Bravo TV and

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Speaker 5: But she says that.

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Speaker 11: She shouldn't begin hate because she's been racking up millions

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Speaker 5: Do you have that right?

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Speaker 6: I get the print copy of it.

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Speaker 11: She's getting a lot of hate because she's actually in

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Speaker 11: the latest issue and her Florida home is just getting

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Speaker 11: roasted by these people saying what were some of the quotes.

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Speaker 5: The quotes were, what is this home?

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Speaker 11: Goods all happening in one place, made in China dupes

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Speaker 11: Rolling blind and accent wall paper, coffee tables made as

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Speaker 6: Dude.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, people are just scorching.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure you'll read all about it, Greg and your

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Speaker 10: Still, I know it's pretty Yeah, it's a gift every

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Speaker 10: It in for your gift from my dad? And he

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Speaker 5: It to defend Greg.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Architectural Digest is this kind of thing you would

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Speaker 5: This is not just this is not people, you know.

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Speaker 11: I just do see Greg roasting her house.

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Speaker 10: Though I have gone on their Instagram page and I'll

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm off and on on Bethany. I mean, I

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Speaker 6: Her soho apartment looks sub home goods. It looks like.

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Speaker 11: It's a new girl, but she's also engaged to one

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Speaker 5: I thought they're just boyfriend girlfriend really.

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Speaker 11: Okay, all right, Moving on to Star Wars fans, I

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Speaker 11: it was released in nineteen seventy seventh.

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Speaker 5: Great like the.

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Speaker 6: Nineteen seventy seven version of the one that they came

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Speaker 6: out with. Remember George Lucas did.

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Speaker 5: All those digit Java.

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Speaker 11: No, they said that it's not gonna You're not gonna

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Speaker 11: get the digit Java. It's gonna happen February nineteenth, twenty

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Speaker 11: twenty six, so you're gonna be able to watch the

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Speaker 11: og in theater.

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Speaker 6: It was fun when I went to uh seed Back

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Speaker 6: to the Future in the theater back in October when

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Speaker 6: they did that for the anniversart.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was cool.

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Speaker 6: That's especially if it's one of your favorite movies. It's

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Speaker 6: cool to go back to the theater definitely and see.

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Speaker 6: It's a cool It would have.

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Speaker 7: Been fun if they played old trailers. Yeah with it too.

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Speaker 6: All right, thank you very much, menace, No problem, John

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Speaker 6: for the birthdays and your porn. On birthday here on

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Speaker 6: this Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 5: Go show it's Shiverday. We're going It's Shiver Day. We're

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Speaker 5: gonna sit like it's Shiver Day, and you know we

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Speaker 5: don't do what birthday starting with the celebrities.

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Speaker 6: Happy birthday to Simon Helberg, who was a Howard Wallawood

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Speaker 6: saw in the Big Bang Theory. He's forty five Cool

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Speaker 6: Superstar is fifty seven. Felicity Huffman from Desperate Housewives and

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Speaker 6: she was also Inmate number seven seven eight oh six

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Speaker 6: Dash one one two. Do you remember that that whole

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Speaker 5: I think.

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Speaker 6: She's sixty three today, also from Desperate Housewives. Jesse Metcalf,

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Speaker 6: he was like the gardener. Yeah, uh, Greg, John you right.

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Speaker 6: You just look up Jesse metca film you'll know. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 6: he was also in Dallas. He's forty seven years old today.

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Speaker 12: He's also in some Hallmark movies like you.

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Speaker 6: Dame Judy Dench is ninety one today, you recognize dude.

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Speaker 6: He was on Uhi.

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Speaker 5: What was the first show you listed?

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Speaker 6: Desperate house Bats? Yeah, as they never watched it. But

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Speaker 6: John Malcovich is seventy two. Actor Bow Bridges is eighty four.

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Speaker 6: And Donnie Osben, who I would have sworn was dead

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Speaker 6: like three decades ago.

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Speaker 5: Really yeah, I don't. I never had.

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Speaker 6: I always heard like the Osmond's right, yeah, and then

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Speaker 6: Donnie Osmond yea.

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Speaker 5: And for whatever reason I put it back in like.

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Speaker 6: The you know, the seventies, Yeah, like the Beach Blanket

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Speaker 6: Bingo kind.

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Speaker 10: Of like, yeah, but he was shy basically, but I

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Speaker 10: had no idea I had Yeah in his sixties, right

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Speaker 10: he has he's sixty eight.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Next year it's gonna be one hell of a birthday

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Speaker 5: Today. I'm at your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that.

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Speaker 6: Is a Tuesday morning look at what's happening around the

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Speaker 6: world of entertainment here on the Woody Show.

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Speaker 11: Show.

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Speaker 5: All right, welcome back everybody.

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Speaker 6: Hey, all right, So if you still think Sebastian Maniscalco

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Speaker 6: is funny. Here's some more therapy for that awesome. This

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Speaker 6: is another clip that somebody hitped us too. This is

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Speaker 6: another one from his Hulu special It Ain't Right, which

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Speaker 6: is just came out this year, and it's about couples

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Speaker 6: watching TV. And this is a really great example of it.

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Speaker 6: When you listen to what he says and you took

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Speaker 6: out the audience laughing, would you once crack a smile?

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Speaker 6: This cured me, cured me. Would you crack a smile

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Speaker 6: or a laugh? Because I don't know what they're laughing

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Speaker 6: at here, and I'm not just trying to knock the

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Speaker 6: guy to knock him at this point, like I'm literally

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Speaker 6: s like I'm literally curious, Like I'm baffled. I love

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Speaker 6: all right, here we go, so again Sebastian Maniscalco from

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Speaker 6: his Hulu special It Ain't Right. This is about couples

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Speaker 6: watching TV.

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Speaker 4: We're not the TV couple. My wife and I we

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Speaker 4: don't watch a lot of TV. I'm sure everybody knows

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Speaker 4: a couple. That's that's all they do, telling you what

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Speaker 4: to watch. Why didn't you see him?

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Speaker 8: They're like, oh my god.

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Speaker 11: Rorris, why Probably he's probably doing something physical to.

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Speaker 5: He's doing Doc Brown.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: But also and a lot of comedians talk about this too.

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Speaker 11: When they become super famous, they don't even know even that.

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Speaker 11: They asked themselves, did they think that they're what they're

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Speaker 11: doing is even funny.

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Speaker 5: Because everyone's here to see me, they already love me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, alright, they got away till the fifth off or someone?

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Speaker 2: Well, what.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes we don't end up on random stuff.

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Speaker 1: We're watching this Jeffrey Dahmer.

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Speaker 17: If you don't know who Jeffrey Dahmer was, he was

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Speaker 17: eating people in the late eighties.

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Speaker 5: Oh, will turn it on.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 4: My wife is the positive wife, constantly asking me to

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Speaker 4: pause the program.

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Speaker 5: Twenty minutes since she's like, could you pause it?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 1: What are we gonna talk about?

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Speaker 4: She's like, I don't understand what's going on here.

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Speaker 2: He's eating people.

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Speaker 5: There's not a lot of plot, twist, fame. I don't

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Speaker 5: know what to tell you. He Got Hungry? That's the movie.

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Speaker 6: Who doesn't know who Dahmer is?

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Speaker 5: What just happened?

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Speaker 2: Again?

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Speaker 10: She put that into the AI program that you use

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Speaker 10: and take out the laughter. It would make it even

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Speaker 10: funny and it would be fun.

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Speaker 6: Have you seen that where they do that with episodes

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Speaker 6: of Friends.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's weird, it's disturbing.

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Speaker 6: There was this one episode I just saw, well, part

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Speaker 6: of an episode I saw where it was Ross and whoever.

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Speaker 5: It was.

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Speaker 6: Wasn't it the boss of Rachel's boss, who was played

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Speaker 6: by famous act Paul Rudd. Oh, Paul, Yeah, so yeah

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Speaker 6: it was. It was a scene between Ross and whoever.

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Speaker 6: Paul Rudd was Phoebe's boyfriend. And it was the most

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Speaker 6: awkward because man, nothing was funny and it was just

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Speaker 6: dead silent.

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Speaker 11: It was so bad, but you thought it was funny

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Speaker 11: at the time because people were laughing.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you had the Q laugh.

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Speaker 11: That's also what's happening in the arena. It was like, well,

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Speaker 11: other people are laughing, so I'm laughing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like sympathy po game.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Eight seven seven forty four Woodie look.

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Speaker 2: At it was just his look all right?

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Speaker 6: And into another new hour in Stoctivity, Training for a

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Speaker 6: Politically Correct World. Wood Greg mannis Gina gram Seabath, Sammy

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Speaker 6: Morgan's here, what's up?

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Speaker 5: Phones open?

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Speaker 6: Eight seven seven four Woody text us over to nine

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Speaker 6: eight seven.

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Speaker 5: I love a good Greg Gory confession.

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Speaker 6: This is so gross, Greg Greg tells us stuff and

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Speaker 6: then immediately regrets, right, And I've never learned.

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Speaker 10: Yeah he doesn't. It's been but it's weird. It's like

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Speaker 10: cathartic to something, and then you feel maybe normal.

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Speaker 6: All you know is Greg said even he even grossed

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Speaker 6: himself out also, But God knows what this about. The regret,

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Speaker 6: it lasts for years and it never comes back to you.

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Speaker 6: I've heard a lot about it, you know, gross stuff

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Speaker 6: from Greg. Like he was trying to get that dog

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Speaker 6: turd out of the wood chips the landscaping, and the

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Speaker 6: wood chip kind of got stuck as he was trying

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Speaker 6: to like fling it, fling it in and all of

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Speaker 6: a sudden it released and the turd or part of

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Speaker 6: the turd went like right into his mouth.

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Speaker 11: You can't recover from that dogs poop because that makes it,

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Speaker 11: it makes it a little better.

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Speaker 6: Have you ever picked up a stranger's dogs poops?

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Speaker 16: Nobody?

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 12: I've thought about it when I see it, and then I'm.

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Speaker 5: Like, no, I'm not touching that.

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Speaker 6: I've got I've got a really strong stomach. I've got

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Speaker 6: a very strong visual constitution, Like I can look at

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Speaker 6: a lot of stuff. You told one thing I cannot

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Speaker 6: do man, I cannot pick up dog pooper. I could

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Speaker 6: do it with the I could do it with the

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Speaker 6: scooper thing, but like getting down.

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Speaker 5: You can't just do the bag and just I can

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Speaker 5: do it.

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Speaker 6: But that is something that actually grosses me out. It

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Speaker 6: grossed out about stuff, but that grosses me out warm

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Speaker 6: I thought about you and then and then I thought

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Speaker 6: about you menace, because there was this post that popped

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Speaker 6: up and it was they were looking at uh at

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Speaker 6: stones under a microscope, like kidney stones under a microsco

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Speaker 6: and that grossed me out about how that just kind

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Speaker 6: of naturally formed these perfect ninety degree angles. It looked

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Speaker 6: like it looked like the Fortress of Solitude from Superman.

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Speaker 2: It does.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, gusting enough if somebody had sculpted, like, oh,

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Speaker 6: that's cool. But the fact that it just formed naturally.

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Speaker 7: Found out about you what he is you're afraid of

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Speaker 7: or grossed out by dots?

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Speaker 6: Not afraid it's growth the tripophobia thing. Yeah, it's not afraid,

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Speaker 6: it's just it's it's gross, Like you never learned about that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, my kid has that. I thought it was fake

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Speaker 7: until what he's like, No, I have it.

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Speaker 6: But most things gross. Greg got but the fact that

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Speaker 6: he even grossed himself.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, it's and it's there's some I guess, level of

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Speaker 10: shame to it that it's so it's twofold. My parents

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Speaker 10: recently visited. They stay in the guest room and when

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Speaker 10: they leave, when when any guest leaves my house, I

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Speaker 10: start cleaning immediately, so within one hour it looks like

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Speaker 10: nobody had been there. So I was doing this simple

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Speaker 10: chore of stripping the bed of the sheets, washing them,

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Speaker 10: and then making the bed. And what did that chore

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Speaker 10: make me do? Sweat Like it's not even that hot,

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Speaker 10: and I was sweating, and I thought, Okay, first of all,

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Speaker 10: that's disgusting. Why am I sweating by doing a simple chore?

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Speaker 10: Make it probably making the bed? And I thought, that

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Speaker 10: is disgusting. I'm so gross. How am I sweating doing simple.

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Speaker 6: But still it's a you're doing some kind of like

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Speaker 6: physical activity.

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Speaker 10: But barely disproportionately sweaty to the point where I thought,

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Speaker 10: you know what, I should probably take another shower. That's

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Speaker 10: how sweaty I am?

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Speaker 5: Gross?

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Speaker 10: How gross is that? So I take a shower and

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Speaker 10: then I shortly after that time to go to bed.

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Speaker 10: So I'm still not damp from the shower. But I'm

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Speaker 10: freshly showered and I'm lying in bed, and I have

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Speaker 10: an itch right around my belly button. So I start scratching,

670
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 10: and I end up putting my finger into my belly

671
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 10: button and I scoop out what felt like four pounds

672
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 10: of wet junk. I don't know if it was just

673
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 10: lint or lint or cotton.

674
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 6: Or it was an indescribable like lint ball.

675
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 5: I guess lint would be cotton kind of well, yeah,

676
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 5: I guess so cotton shirts kind of grayish wet because

677
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 5: it just showered, and so what do I do with it?

678
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 5: Of course I had to smell it.

679
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, anytime for whatever reason, anytime you like you scratch

680
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 6: your balls or put your finger in your belly button.

681
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's just a dude thing.

682
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 11: The women do that too, like you smell it, smell it. Oh,

683
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 11: I had to smell it, and it was vile. You

684
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 11: gotta check if you're clean.

685
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 5: So gross? Do you do that right?

686
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: Menace?

687
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 5: Of course?

688
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like if you have you scratched behind your ear

689
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 6: or you guys fellas, do you guys do that? Like

690
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 6: you put your finger in your belly button, scratch your

691
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 6: nuts or something like that. You gotta smell your fingers,

692
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 6: smell it.

693
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 5: I don't do that, Tyler, how about you.

694
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 6: I'm sure Tyler does it. God, no, monster, I don't

695
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 6: want to.

696
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 5: Of course he does.

697
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 6: Every five minutes, rub the back of your ear and

698
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 6: smell it. You ever get like an inch like maybe

699
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 6: the top of your ass, and you scratch that and

700
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 6: then you smell that.

701
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 7: Well, I guess it's like a caveman thing, like to

702
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 7: see if you're healthy.

703
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 6: I'm sure that's what it is. It goes back to caveman.

704
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 5: Sorry, you just like it again. It's testing like how.

705
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 6: Clean you are? An extra I know.

706
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 10: I almost did too, and I was like making myself

707
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 10: ill by smelling. It smelled so bad and it was,

708
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 10: uh it kept going. I thought, how deep is the

709
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 10: belly button? So I do the scoop and I get

710
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 10: a good chunk of it out to the point where

711
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 10: I I ball it up, you know, and I like

712
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 10: went like I kind of like less of a flick

713
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 10: and more like a little tossed to the floor.

714
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 6: And I have that you would do that.

715
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 10: And I have a rug on my bedroom floor and

716
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 10: when it hit the rug, it kind of went like

717
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 10: you could hear it Land, You hear it Land?

718
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 5: Wow?

719
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 6: Is that bad you when you shower you don't clean

720
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 6: your belly button?

721
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 5: I thought, I did you know?

722
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 6: I dig in there now because I had kind of

723
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 6: the similar experience with you, Like there was one point

724
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 6: where I did have an itch and I itched it

725
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 6: and I felt like a you know, like kind of

726
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 6: like a like a like a belly button booger. Yeah,

727
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 6: And I got it out there. And from that point

728
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 6: on it was like, man, I really get in there.

729
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 6: I make sure there's a ton of soap in there.

730
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 6: And it hurts though. And also as a fat guy, Uh,

731
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 6: your belly button's deep, yeah, but it's not clean.

732
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 5: It can get like really itchy, and then it gets

733
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 5: itchy and.

734
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 10: Then it gets red after you scoop everything out. So

735
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 10: now in the shower, I do make a point to

736
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 10: kind of get in there. But this particular time, I

737
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 10: was like, have I ever cleaned? Have you ever cleaned

738
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 10: your house? And you think, especially you would, you're a

739
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 10: clean guy, And then you move a table or a

740
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 10: couch and you think, have I ever cleaned?

741
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 7: Field of dust bunnies?

742
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 10: That's how I feel about my body. I'm a clean guy.

743
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 10: Until I did this, I thought, what the hell have

744
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 10: I ever cleaned myself?

745
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 6: And even when you do clean your belly button after

746
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 6: during showers or whatever, like, man, it could be the

747
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 6: middle of the day and you scratching there and you

748
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 6: could smell like for whatever reason, it creates a funk.

749
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 6: Dig your finger in your belly button right now and

750
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,479
Speaker 6: then take a whip and swirl it around around. Remember

751
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 6: I used to have to do COVID test with a

752
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 6: little swabby.

753
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 7: It doesn't okay, it doesn't smell like anything, but I'm

754
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 7: also getting over cold, that's anything.

755
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 3: Greg.

756
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 12: So how long did you play with this thing before

757
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 12: you finally put it in.

758
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 10: The I had to make sure that I was empty,

759
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 10: so like there was nothing in there. So let's just know,

760
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 10: let's say five minutes.

761
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 5: I can't believe you put it on the floor.

762
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 6: That's like I would vacuum it. But when you had it,

763
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 6: you were rolling in your fingers. Did you hold onto

764
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 6: it for a while because you kept like.

765
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 10: You know, you got to make sure it's throwable because

766
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 10: it sometimes you roll it around and then it just

767
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 10: sticks to your finger. So I made sure it was

768
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 10: dry enough to throw it. I do that when I

769
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 10: get like a really good booger. Sometimes like I'll just

770
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 10: like like, man, this thing is massive. I almost like

771
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 10: just keep not admiring it, but you just keep like

772
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 10: looking at it before you toss it. Have you ever

773
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 10: done it where it's like so goofy and wet that

774
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 10: you kind of stretch your fingers apart and it's like

775
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 10: pizza dough.

776
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 6: And then you balllet ballt.

777
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 11: Or if you have like a really big toenail that

778
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 11: you remove, yeah, piece of toe skin and it's like

779
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 11: you're like you're kind of proud of it, so you

780
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 11: kind of display it and look at it.

781
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 5: I don't have like we're like, like you have toe

782
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 5: heel toe heels get dry and I'll like scrape them off.

783
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 6: With You get a little big piece and you're like, oh,

784
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 6: that's huge Minnesota, like super thick, almost like a shoe.

785
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, like thickness, callous.

786
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 10: It's kind of like an oil change for your car.

787
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 10: You kind of forget about it and then until it's due.

788
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 10: So this is let this be a reminder clean out

789
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 10: your belly button, okay, because it's foul. It was gross

790
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 10: and I and I felt disgusting. I felt like that's

791
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 10: such a loser.

792
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 7: Is this a gender thing? Because mine, I really don't

793
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 7: believe it smell.

794
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 2: Smelling.

795
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 12: I mean I have more of like an any OUTI

796
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 12: stuff can't get stuck in it.

797
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 5: Any audi, in any audi, I.

798
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 7: Don't smell anything you want to smell it?

799
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 6: No, there there, And you got big nails too, like

800
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 6: you could really do the yeah yeah, get yeah, she

801
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,479
Speaker 6: samples get.

802
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 5: Down into her soul. Yea with those things, I feel

803
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 5: I feel you it was gross.

804
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel it was never ending eight seven seven

805
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 6: forty four. What a lot of people are you know,

806
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 6: relating to you on the text now that some people said,

807
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 6: you know, just getting older is the worst, you know,

808
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 6: Like Greg, I feel you stuff like that. Maybe you're

809
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 6: going through menopause. It's you're sweating so easily.

810
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 5: Maybe these are the hot flash manopause, male menopod.

811
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 7: Well, I'm sure your hormones are changing really yeah.

812
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 6: Are becoming more chicklike. I mean like chicks become more

813
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 6: dude like, and dudes become more chick like.

814
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 5: I walk from the washing machine to the bedroom and

815
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 5: make a bed and I sweat.

816
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 7: Well aesthetic were you sick?

817
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 3: Did you have?

818
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 12: It could also be like vitamins. I started getting night

819
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 12: sweats and it was because I was low on iron.

820
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 7: Eat more stakums.

821
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 5: I mean, you are pretty fat. I know.

822
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 6: Well you can said you were text to two dine

823
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,439
Speaker 6: seven use a Q tube of peroxide for your belly

824
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 6: button because you can actually get a yeast infection in there.

825
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 5: Thank oh my god.

826
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 11: Atologieslogy and it Seizonology show.

827
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 6: Ratings come out every week and if they're not good

828
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:41,760
Speaker 6: or good enough, Greg mentioned his parents, we're here visiting

829
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 6: and what to go, you know, clean the room and

830
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 6: pulled the sheets off the bed and everything as soon

831
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 6: as they left. Yeah, So it got me thinking because

832
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 6: I've been wanting to bring this up because I saw

833
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 6: this this clip, and man, can I relate to this?

834
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 6: Do your parents? And I'm a grown ass man, I'm

835
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 6: pushing fifty years old, and my parents and it's all parents.

836
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 6: It's it's both my mom and my stepdad, and my

837
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 6: dad and my step mom and even my wife's parents.

838
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 6: They're the biggest secret keepers. Like oh yeah, like when

839
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 6: there's stuff going on, stuff that they would if I

840
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 6: didn't share the stuff with them that they're not sharing

841
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 6: with us, they would be so upset. Yeah, Like if

842
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 6: there was maybe like a health concern I was looking into,

843
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 6: or things of that nature, or something going on with

844
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 6: one of the kids, or something going on with Jen.

845
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 5: They probably preface it with we didn't want to worry you,

846
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 5: right right.

847
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 6: I'm almost fifty years old. Yes, I can take like

848
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 6: I'm a grown ass person, Like do your parents keep

849
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 6: stuff from you? And then you find out out like

850
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 6: what do you mean you've been like going through test

851
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 6: four whatever?

852
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 5: Or why are you just telling me this now?

853
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:00,919
Speaker 8: Yeah?

854
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 10: I mean if my parents do that, they're doing it

855
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 10: well because I don't know of any examples. Yeah, yeah,

856
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 10: I think that's a lot.

857
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 5: With my in laws. My in laws are super secretive.

858
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 6: Really oh really, Also, I would say, yeah, if I

859
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 6: had to power rank, I would say I would say

860
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 6: that my in laws are the most secretive, followed by

861
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 6: my mother and my stepfather their vaults.

862
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 5: And then what do you think they're hiding though?

863
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 6: Just oh like for a while, Yeah, I found out

864
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 6: that my you know, my stepfather was like undergoing like

865
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 6: all this stuff for like a possible heart condition and

866
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 6: was wearing like a Wolter monitor, and there's like this

867
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 6: big concern and I'm like.

868
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 5: What I talk to you every week, every week. Yeah,

869
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 5: and she never once brought that up, never brought it up.

870
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 7: Is she one of these Well you didn't ask, Oh,

871
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 7: I was supposed to know.

872
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 6: And even when I do ask things sometimes I get

873
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 6: a run around, like they clearly just aren't interested. But

874
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 6: it doesn't work the other way, Like if I did

875
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 6: share something correct, they.

876
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 5: Would be so mad. Yeah.

877
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 6: I just at what point do you become an adult enough? Yeah,

878
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 6: because you're just concerned, like you care or you want

879
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 6: to be able to help, or you want to be

880
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 6: able to I don't know.

881
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 11: I support the heart I mean, did it end up

882
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 11: being anything serious with the heart monitor thing?

883
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 6: He's got some kind of thing, but it's super manageable.

884
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 6: It's not super concerning, is.

885
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 5: That when they shared it with you?

886
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 6: When they found out?

887
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 5: No, you know what I found out. I remember.

888
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 6: I had that whole thing where the Urgent Care put

889
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 6: me on like two steroid packs back to back for

890
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 6: those gnarly sinus infections, right, and I had these crazy

891
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 6: heart palpitations. I was convinced I was having like some

892
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 6: kind of heart attack or whatever, because I'm very rarely

893
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 6: on any kind of medication, and so I freaked out

894
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 6: and my doctor's like, no, no, no, it's just the

895
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 6: side effect of this. But I'm like, are you sure,

896
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 6: because I've never felt like he's like, look, you're at

897
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 6: the time I was forty, They're like, we'll put you through,

898
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 6: I'll put your stress test, we'll do whatever, just to

899
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 6: kind of get in. It's a good time to do

900
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 6: a baseline for your heart health at forty. That way,

901
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 6: going forward will have something, you know, as an adult

902
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 6: to kind of comparative, right, And so I did the

903
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 6: Halter monitor, and then that's when I got the information

904
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 6: that the previous year, oh well, you know John, uh,

905
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 6: you know had this hard thing Like what are you

906
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 6: talking about hearts since when?

907
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, they just want to protect you, yeah.

908
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 6: Or I find out that you know, my uh, you know,

909
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 6: my stepmother had like some kind of like cancer scare

910
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 6: or like you know, yeah, yeah, you don't hear anything.

911
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 11: I mean, I I mean, your parents are divorced as well,

912
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 11: but so like, I don't know, I have two different sides.

913
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 11: I have one parent that just like shares everything with

914
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 11: not much information. So it's like the end of the

915
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 11: world every single day. And then I've called the next

916
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 11: day and like what about the thing that was going on.

917
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 11: Oh no, no big deal, you know. So it's like

918
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 11: everything is like nine one one emergency every time it

919
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 11: comes up, no matter what it is. Well, and then

920
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 11: so that's just like I don't even know what to

921
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 11: take serious anymore. Yeah, on that kind of stuff. And

922
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 11: then the other one doesn't really want to share anything

923
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 11: unless it's something because.

924
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 6: Again I saw all this this clip. It's a therapist.

925
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 6: Her name is Mary Beth so Much, and she made

926
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 6: a post about this that's gone viral, this one specifically

927
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 6: about boom er parents, which my parents are, Yeah, baby

928
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 6: boomers who keep news secret from their grown kids.

929
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 3: We're going to play the part of the parent. Well,

930
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 3: grandma's been on life support for the last week and

931
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 3: it's not looking good. So we wanted to wait until

932
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 3: we knew for sure that it wasn't looking good, till

933
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 3: we called okay, we're back now. I understand protecting your

934
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 3: children from information that may not be like developmentally appropriate

935
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 3: when it comes to illness with family members, but these

936
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 3: are adult children now. The lack of communication regarding important

937
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 3: family health events has not only increased their anxiety now

938
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 3: because they don't trust that you'll tell them, but it's

939
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 3: resulted in a fracture in your relationship or a breach

940
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 3: of trust.

941
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 6: I would tell you that is absolutely honest. Yeah, and

942
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 6: that is true. That is exactly what my reaction was.

943
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 6: My reaction was like, you know what, FM, I'm not

944
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 6: telling them anything. I know, you'll tell them how my

945
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 6: day was. And so like when I and for a

946
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 6: while there, Mike calls were very much yeah, good, good,

947
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 6: and whatever was going on.

948
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 5: Didn't even bring it up?

949
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 7: Did they notice?

950
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 3: Like what do you mean?

951
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 5: Because the calls were the calls.

952
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 6: Were pretty short because you don't get into anything, there's

953
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 6: nothing to really talk about it. They're not sharing what's

954
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 6: going on in your life. Then you're taking away your

955
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 6: own ammo of I share with you? Why didn't you

956
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 6: because because I've always done that?

957
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 5: But I you know, it was again, this is a

958
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 5: this is a petty react. I was going to say,

959
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 5: but oh yeah, you're not petty.

960
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 6: Petty. I mean, I'm not going to tell you, but

961
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 6: I'm saying, but I got mad about it.

962
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 7: I get that, And like she said, what else are

963
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 7: you not sharing with me? What else do I have

964
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 7: to stress about that You're not gonna, you know, let

965
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 7: me in on that would drive me insane.

966
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 6: And I have said before, I'm like, hey, when stuff

967
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 6: like this happened, like in whatever it was, and when

968
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 6: stuff like this in particular happens, like, you gotta.

969
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 5: Let me know.

970
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 12: Is it typically?

971
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 13: And I'm asking out of experience for me, is is

972
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 13: it your reaction that makes them not want to say

973
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 13: anything right away?

974
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 6: Because I'm super supporting.

975
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 12: My parents have done that to me before, where it's

976
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 12: like we're gonna not maybe tell her.

977
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 7: I'm opposite they oh, no, trauma dump on me every day.

978
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 13: Oh well, I just mean like my childhood dog when

979
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 13: they were gonna put them down the next day. My

980
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 13: mom didn't want to tell me because she didn't want

981
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 13: me to get upset.

982
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 5: But at this point, I'm in, you do cry very easily,

983
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,479
Speaker 5: so I could see maybe I didn't.

984
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 12: I didn't as much back that, but yeah I did.

985
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 13: It was a very traumatizing thing, obviously, and my mom

986
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 13: didn't want to tell me at all, but my dad

987
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 13: was like, we should tell her. They told me the

988
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 13: night before, and I mean I went and I went

989
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 13: with them, but their initial decision was to just not

990
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 13: tell me and all of a sudden not come home.

991
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 6: I'm actually not a very even emotionally even keeled when

992
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 6: it comes to because I'll take stuff, I'll analyze it,

993
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 6: I'll think about it, and then how you know I

994
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 6: I do enjoy a good problem solver type situation. And

995
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 6: so that's typically what I go right into. So when

996
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 6: my mom was, you know, having all these issues with

997
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 6: you know, hip replacement, and that got screwed up because

998
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 6: the surgeon did something wrong and she had to have

999
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 6: a revision surgery and blah blah blah blah.

1000
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 5: Blah, and she had to go these tests.

1001
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 6: But the tests and the insurance companies are not getting

1002
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 6: back to I go, hey, and she's losing her mental

1003
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 6: you know, uh, you know, her her mind's exploding because

1004
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 6: you know, all this anxiety. I said, hey, just go

1005
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 6: get the test. And where does this where? I go, Hey,

1006
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 6: just go get the test if you need like, I'll

1007
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 6: cover it. I'll cover it and then we'll figure out

1008
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 6: the insurance part later. For your peace of mind, go

1009
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 6: get it done, Like why are you waiting around for me?

1010
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 5: Just go get it done.

1011
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 6: So that's that's more of my approach, right, And you know,

1012
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 6: sometimes people just need to also hear you know what

1013
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 6: that does suck and said, you know what, I'm sure

1014
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 6: it's gonna be fine. That's one thing I learned when

1015
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 6: my mom was going through her her cancer treatments. She's like,

1016
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 6: you know, I really appreciate everybody's like, well wishes and

1017
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 6: they're raw, raw and everything else, because sometimes you just

1018
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 6: want someone to say, you know what, this.

1019
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 7: Really sucks, validate when I'm going like, yeah, commiserate with

1020
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 7: you exactly.

1021
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 6: So I try to do knowing for her. I try

1022
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 6: to get you know, a little bit of that in there,

1023
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 6: but also like some type of you know, help that

1024
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 6: I can provide well in.

1025
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 5: Your next conversation with her, maybe end the talk with

1026
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 5: anything else you want to share.

1027
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 6: Ye, well, even just like the last conversation I have,

1028
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 6: because I, you know, uh, had experienced a couple of

1029
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 6: friends who lost parents and they had no idea like

1030
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 6: how anything was set up.

1031
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 5: So like who do I even talk to?

1032
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 6: Because now they were because now they were in charge

1033
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 6: of like cleaning things up, tying up blue sends.

1034
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 5: And I realized that, man, I really don't know anything.

1035
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know who I would go to. I

1036
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 6: don't know, like is there a person in contact like

1037
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 6: and so and so. I sat them down at one

1038
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 6: point and I asked them the question, and man, you

1039
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 6: would have thought I was asking about intimate details of

1040
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 6: their bedroom life. And I got the biggest blowoff and

1041
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 6: I go really, oh yeah, and almost like and I said, hey,

1042
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 6: I don't want a dime of your mind. I don't

1043
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 6: want anything. I don't need anything from you.

1044
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 5: I don't want to.

1045
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 6: I guess all I'm asking. I just want to know

1046
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 6: what I would do or what am I? What am

1047
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 6: I supposed? Am I supposed to do anything in that situation?

1048
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 6: Or is it if it's handled, tell me it's handled. Yes, yeah,

1049
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 6: that's all I need to know. But if there's like

1050
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 6: a key under a math that opens a box that

1051
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 6: has instructions, I just can I have that?

1052
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 16: Yes?

1053
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 5: Exactly.

1054
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 7: When I went through this with my dad, it was

1055
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 7: everything that could go wrong did go wrong. It was

1056
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 7: horrible from every single and I was losing my mind

1057
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 7: and my mom goes, what can I do to help?

1058
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 3: I go?

1059
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 7: You cannot put me through this again? Yeah, so we

1060
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 7: got everything sorted out.

1061
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 6: Yeaheah, I wish I had that. I just want I

1062
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 6: want to know the plan.

1063
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 3: You have to know?

1064
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 11: Well, I'm asking, what did they say? Is because is

1065
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 11: it put on another sibling?

1066
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 6: Uh No, I was just told that I would get

1067
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 6: I would get a phone call from somebody. I don't

1068
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 6: know who that somebody is, right, you'll.

1069
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 5: Know when it's so I'm sure.

1070
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 6: I'm sure it's like a lawyer of some kind or

1071
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 6: can you have a name, right, Like, That's what I'm saying.

1072
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 6: And it's not because my sister will pretty much go

1073
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 6: around the whole house with like little like green dots

1074
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 6: and put the stickers on stuff she wants.

1075
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 5: Like I am the opposite.

1076
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 6: I don't want anything that has nothing to do with

1077
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 6: Like I'm not digging in to find out like what,

1078
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 6: I just want to know what I'm supposed to do

1079
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 6: if that got it when that time happened.

1080
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 7: And you know, well you're supposed to answer the phone

1081
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 7: when it rings.

1082
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

1083
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 6: If that's the case, fine, But man, like I guess

1084
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 6: the phone is just to let them know that they

1085
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 6: they passed.

1086
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 5: Let you know, well, I would know that they passed.

1087
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.

1088
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 6: As far as like the affairs and things.

1089
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 5: Like that, go, like what do you want?

1090
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 7: You got to push harder?

1091
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 2: Do we have?

1092
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 3: Do we have?

1093
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1094
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 6: Are there any kind of like directive, right, like what

1095
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 6: do you want after the fact? Yeah, even even before

1096
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 6: you die. If you're in the hospital and you're you're

1097
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 6: on a machine, like am I supposed to and they

1098
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 6: ask me because I'm your your son?

1099
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 5: Like what do I tell them?

1100
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 7: You need to appeal to their sense of guilt and

1101
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 7: like why would you do this to me?

1102
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 5: Right? What about me?

1103
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 2: No?

1104
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 7: Seriously, like you're not going to be responsive and I'm

1105
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 7: just supposed to make the decisions, like, don't do that

1106
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 7: to me. That's so I said to my mother. It worked.

1107
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Speaker 6: Yeah, So I mean, look, I'm trying, you know, to

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Speaker 6: keep it in my mind when kids ask questions as

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Speaker 6: long as it's age appropriate.

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Speaker 5: I saw that.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, that's really good. That's a really good point,

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00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,439
Speaker 6: because you don't you do trust them us, like they're

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00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 6: not telling you something.

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Speaker 5: Yep.

1115
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 6: And if you're already that person who's wired that way

1116
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 6: to feel that people are keeping stuff from you or

1117
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 6: you know, you can't trust somebody, which I certainly have.

1118
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 6: I suffer from that big time. You know, it makes

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00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 6: it more different. I don't I don't want that for

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Speaker 6: I don't want my kids to feel that way. Yeah,

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00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 6: about me or about you know, my wife and I.

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00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 7: Although if I was your kid, I'd be like, yeah,

1123
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 7: he's got to figure it out, like all your stuff.

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00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 5: Like I would know you, like I would assume. I mean,

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00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 5: just look at me, you know exactly got everything figured out.

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Speaker 5: This is a guy that's got stuff figured out. Okay,

1127
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 5: sure he knows if he wants the plug polled or not.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, eight seven seven forty four wooding you kids set

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Speaker 6: us a text over to two two ninety seven so

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Speaker 6: much What was the name of that that therapy at

1131
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 6: the clip from that lady?

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Speaker 5: Her name is Mary Beth so much s O M

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Speaker 5: I C H.

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Speaker 6: And yeah again, if you're just tuning in and you

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00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 6: got parents that keep stuff from you, this is what

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00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 6: she had to.

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00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 3: Say, going to play the part of the parent. Well,

1138
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 3: grandma's been on life support for the last week and

1139
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 3: it's not looking good. So we wanted to wait until

1140
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 3: we knew for sure that it was looking good, till

1141
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 3: we called, Hey, we're back now.

1142
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,760
Speaker 6: I understand protecting.

1143
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 3: Your children from information that may not be like developmentally

1144
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 3: appropriate when it comes to illness with family members, but.

1145
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 7: These are adult children now.

1146
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 3: The lack of communication regarding important family health events has

1147
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 3: not only increased their anxiety now because they don't trust

1148
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 3: that you'll tell them, but it's resulted in a fracture

1149
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 3: in your relationship or a breach of trust.

1150
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1151
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 7: True.

1152
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 6: Interesting, and Mary Beth so much. And that that clips

1153
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 6: going viral, It keeps popping up. Maybe it's a my algorithm,

1154
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 6: you know, Yes, send that to your mom.

1155
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 5: Okay, my hands are around.

1156
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 2: Do you feel each individual pomp?

1157
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of people in the text understanding.

1158
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 6: Then that last conversation we're having about parents keeping secrets

1159
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 6: from their adult kids, things like they should tell you,

1160
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 6: they should know if you should be hip and said, man,

1161
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 6: what do you keep asking questions?

1162
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 5: Because it's so hard to figure out after the facts.

1163
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 7: It's true, it's almost impossible.

1164
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 6: And then this textas came over to two two ninety seven.

1165
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 6: I wasn't expecting to wake up to a heavy topic,

1166
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 6: but I needed to hear it because I was beginning

1167
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 6: to feel that I was the only one going through this. Now. Yeah,

1168
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 6: both my parents passed away, but they would never tell

1169
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 6: us anything that was going on until it was over

1170
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 6: or too late. My mom would have surgery and tell

1171
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 6: us after Yes, exactly, that's my that's my dad and stepmom.

1172
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 6: Like my stepmom had some like kind of like surgic

1173
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 6: cool thing going and I had no idea to have

1174
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 6: to the fact my dad had aggressive skin cancer that

1175
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 6: required radiation and didn't know until the doctor called me

1176
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 6: to tell me and schedule the radiation treatments because someone

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00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 6: needed to drive him.

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00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 5: Oh horribly secretive.

1179
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 7: That's crazy.

1180
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, instead of being petty and doing what they

1181
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 10: do to you, to them like, I'm not going to

1182
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 10: tell them anything now, just have that conversation with your mom.

1183
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 5: Mom.

1184
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 6: From here on out, I want to be in the loop.

1185
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 6: I have had that conversation. That's exactly what I did.

1186
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 6: I mean for I'm saying for. It didn't last very long,

1187
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 6: but for a few weeks there, I'm like, you know what,

1188
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 6: forget it. I'm not telling them anything. Yeah, Like why

1189
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 6: am I expected to share every little detail? Because they

1190
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 6: want to know everything? You know, That's how parents are.

1191
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 6: They want to know.

1192
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 5: They want to know everything.

1193
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 6: Are you taking solid BMS?

1194
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 5: They want to know everything? Maybe the what was the

1195
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 5: reaction when you have that conversation a lot of stonewalling.

1196
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 6: Really, Yeah, well, you know, we we were we wanted

1197
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 6: to know what was going on, and you know, some

1198
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 6: things are just not necessary because it turns out to

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00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 6: be nothing, and.

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00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 5: Like, okay, well, no, I do understand that.

1201
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 6: But at the same time, as parents get older and

1202
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 6: you're an adult, I'm damn near fifty again, you know,

1203
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 6: I'm concerned and I want to make sure that they

1204
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 6: are okay and they have for doing what they need

1205
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 6: to do.

1206
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, the same way. It's weird.

1207
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 6: It's a it's a role reverse totally after a certain point,

1208
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 6: and I feel like I'm at that tipping point and

1209
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 6: from here on out it's going to be more of

1210
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 6: my looking out for them.

1211
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 5: Oh you know, absolutely.

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00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1213
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 6: I tell my parents to text me when they get home. Yeah,

1214
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 6: this story I love. I'm sure you've seen something about it.

1215
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 6: The eighty eight year old dude in Detroit ed bombas

1216
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 6: he was working at the grocery store, and that influencer

1217
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 6: asked him about his story. He's an army vet. He

1218
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 6: had retired, but he's back to working forty hours a

1219
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 6: week because you know, wife died and then his old

1220
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 6: job went bankrupt and they eliminated his pension. He had

1221
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 6: a pension and the company that he worked for he

1222
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 6: had the pension for went bankrupt and so now no pension.

1223
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,800
Speaker 6: Can you imagine that all you're in retirement?

1224
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 5: A god?

1225
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 6: Anyway, So the video went viral and people donated money

1226
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 6: to help get him retired. Well, how much do they

1227
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 6: bring in? One point seven million dollars? Damn? I still

1228
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 6: believe in society. I know, every once in a while

1229
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,919
Speaker 6: you see a really cool story like that. And yeah,

1230
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 6: he started crying when he was presented the check. He said,

1231
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 6: he just feels like his wife is looking down on

1232
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,280
Speaker 6: him and that this weight has been lifted off his shoulders.

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Speaker 18: There's a little bit this may be overwhelming, but we

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00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 18: do have a little surprise for you. So if you

1235
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 18: would like to come with me, I want to reveal

1236
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 18: that this is one of the largest individual fundraises and

1237
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 18: go fundme history. If you want, you will be able

1238
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 18: to retire because we've raised you one point seven seven

1239
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 18: million dollars.

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Speaker 5: Can I express it in any words?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

1242
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 2: Thankful I am to all the people.

1243
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 6: Well, you can start by getting on your knees and

1244
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 6: opening your mouth. Yeah you know what I'm saying. I

1245
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 6: would That's how I would say thank you. Smile like,

1246
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 6: can you can figure your own way?

1247
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 5: To do it, I guess.

1248
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 6: But you know, if anybody's given me one point seven

1249
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 6: seven million.

1250
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 5: Dollars, I'm giving them anything they want. Yeah, I might

1251
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,800
Speaker 5: suck it as a thank you.

1252
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 7: Okay, keep that mind.

1253
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 5: Pray.

1254
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, I never have to have the embarrassment because you've

1255
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 6: never seen me again. True eight seven seven forty four

1256
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 6: Woody text over to two two nine eighty seven.

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00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 2: God eight seven seven forty four.

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00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 19: Woody's where you came out up because you're gonna live

1259
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 19: in internal life and the HELLISHO.

1260
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 5: Okay, I think I know what that is.

1261
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the Woody Show.

1262
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 6: Well, ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, please welcome to the

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00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 6: Woody Show Studio.

1264
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 5: The machine berg Kreischer Tom Sgurga gets you a shout out.

1265
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 5: I was talking to him to this to him this

1266
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 5: morning on the car. Yeah, he said, what are you doing?

1267
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 5: I said, I'm going into radio and he goes, radio radio,

1268
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 5: who are you doing? And I said Woody and he goes,

1269
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 5: oh that makes sense. He goes, yeah, Well, we still

1270
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 5: have a goal.

1271
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 6: We just crossed off a bucket list item for menace

1272
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 6: going first class to Dubai on Emirates Airlines. We still

1273
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 6: have a bucket list item for the show is to

1274
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 6: get Tom in here like we've.

1275
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 5: Never had that.

1276
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 6: I know he doesn't do it last Stuf and he

1277
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 6: probably will never come in I'm saying, but it's on there,

1278
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 6: and so whenever you have one of those conversations, please

1279
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 6: mention to him.

1280
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to include ecstasy. Fine, I'm sure you

1281
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 5: to do is get him on a bender Tuesday night bender, Yeah,

1282
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,919
Speaker 5: where we take ecstasy around four in the morning, Okay,

1283
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 5: and I'll be like, let's stop by Woody.

1284
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 6: Yeah. Well we'll tell Tom we said hi, and he

1285
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 6: still counts because we love him.

1286
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 5: He just finished his tour, his specials coming out Christmas Day. Yeah,

1287
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 5: and it's going to be so good. Nice.

1288
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 6: Well, let me let me talk real quick about what

1289
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 6: Bert's got going on, because man, there's so much stuff

1290
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 6: happened in all these different Woody Show cities. Well, we'll

1291
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 6: start with just this week. So Sunday, Bert's going to

1292
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 6: be in Saint Louis, so for friends listening on one

1293
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 6: O five seven point, he'll be at the Enterprise Center.

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00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 6: And then January twenty second, twenty third, Austin, Texas, So

1295
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 6: everybody listening on one oh one X there in Austin.

1296
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 6: He'll be at the Moody Theater on February twenty sixth,

1297
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 6: Fort Wayne, Indiana at the Allen County War Memorial Colisseum.

1298
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 6: And then uh, let's see you got March twentieth, Pittsburgh

1299
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 6: at PPG Paints Arena. So one of five nine the

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00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 6: X listener get ready to go see Bert there. April third,

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Speaker 6: Atlantic City, New Jersey, so our friends listening to one

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00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 6: of four five. And then Indio, California, so all ninety

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Speaker 6: eighty seven or Palm Springs affiliate. May twenty second, you

1304
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 6: can go see Bert there. But even before, not before

1305
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 6: all that. But in addition to all of that, he's

1306
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 6: hosting this full throttle festival, which I've seen you talk

1307
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 6: about it on your Instagram. It's like a pre party

1308
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 6: at the Daytona five hundred. That's on Valentine's Day. It's Saturday,

1309
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 6: February fourteenth. Tell us more about that, because this sounds

1310
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 6: pretty crazy, bads.

1311
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Speaker 5: So I have a great relationship with NASCAR, and we've

1312
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 5: worked with him with Something's Burned in on two Bears,

1313
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 5: and I enjoy Nascar, and so I and I and

1314
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 5: oddly enough, you know they're kind of my people. If

1315
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 5: I go to a NASCAR event, I'm.

1316
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Speaker 2: Like, I.

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Speaker 5: Mean you are Florida Me. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

1319
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 5: So I said, you know, let's do something in this

1320
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 5: comedy medium. Marre, who puts on all the big events,

1321
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 5: was like, let's do like a pre party. And I

1322
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 5: was like, they're like, comedy. I go, you gotta do

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Speaker 5: music too. Here's the thing about NASCAR. You go in

1324
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 5: and you bring your camper and you unpack everything and

1325
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 5: you and that is your spot kind of locked down,

1326
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 5: and you have planned events for you not to leave.

1327
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 5: So I go, if you go there, you've got to

1328
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 5: make an event that's big enough for someone to pack

1329
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 5: up the bikes, put everything down, put the grill away,

1330
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 5: and come over. And so they're like, what do you mean.

1331
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 5: I was like, there's only one name that comes to mind.

1332
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 5: It's Leonard Skinnered. If I can get Leonard Skinnered and

1333
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 5: get Diplo, Diplow is gonna do the after Leonard Slendard

1334
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 5: Skinnered and Diplos. And then I just sent it back

1335
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 5: to all my comedy friends and I was like, I

1336
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:34,919
Speaker 5: was like, if you want to be on the show

1337
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 5: Favored Nations, I'll I'll bring you out I'll pay you,

1338
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 5: but like, I'm not gonna promote it with comics. I'm

1339
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 5: gonna put all the music out and then we'll just

1340
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 5: go up and like in between acts about the day

1341
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 5: and just everyone does sets. We'll mess around. We'll make

1342
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 5: it fun and loose. We got barbecue we bring in Ernest.

1343
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 5: There's an amazing talent. Uh barbecue beer. It's gonna be

1344
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 5: a blast.

1345
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 11: That's awesome and the medium rare people that those are

1346
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 11: the best parties I've ever been to in my lifet

1347
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 11: they locked.

1348
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 5: Down the best corporate partners in the world. No, you'll

1349
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 5: have the best time any of these parties that they

1350
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 5: put on. But I mean we went to Shacks Funhouse

1351
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 5: and it was they do Shacks House, they do Ronx

1352
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 5: Beach Party. They we know, we know about all those

1353
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 5: ye dude, yeah over the top. Yeah yeah.

1354
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 6: So when you buy a ticket to this, like you

1355
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 6: also see the race or is like I honestly, so

1356
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 6: this is like the day before of.

1357
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 5: Course everyone gets everyone goes to NASCAR and gets there

1358
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 5: the day before, two days before. I mean as far

1359
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 5: as a weekend event, and it's.

1360
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 6: So for tickets for the again, it's the pre party

1361
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 6: for the Daytona five hundred Saturday February fourteenth. Just go

1362
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 6: to Bert Bertburt dot com. And then the other thing

1363
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 6: that looks super fun is the fully Loaded at Sea.

1364
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 6: It's a it's a cruise, which is happening. It's next year.

1365
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 6: It's twenty twenty sixth November, so nineteenth through the twenty

1366
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 6: third out of Miami. Me goes to like Cosamel and

1367
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 6: a bunch of your other comic friends and stuff will

1368
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 6: be I know, Whitney Commings is part of that. There's

1369
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 6: gonna be some music on there.

1370
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 5: And the crazy thing is I look at these events

1371
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 5: I put together so like we're talking about being an

1372
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 5: adult the other day or just earlier, and I've always

1373
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 5: had I've always had a crisis with like the kind

1374
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 5: of adult I am. Like all my friends invested in companies,

1375
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 5: you know, like they're like, oh, we need and you invested,

1376
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 5: like in an ice machine or something. Can I tell

1377
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 5: you a company I didn't invest in that my that

1378
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 5: I really regret? Uh? Was it fifteen years ago? A

1379
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 5: cody called Pallenteer. Pallenteer, what do they make or what

1380
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 5: do they do? They're running the world?

1381
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 2: Right?

1382
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 5: They changed their name or they changed fair in general.

1383
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 5: P l A and T are Peter Company. Oh yes,

1384
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 5: and now he does this company. No no, no, that's

1385
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 5: the new one, the new one. I could have invested

1386
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 5: in that too. Damn I'm friends with his billionaire who

1387
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 5: just likes my comedy.

1388
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 6: Any software powers, real time AI driven decisions and critical

1389
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 6: government and commercials.

1390
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 5: Okay, well, fifteen years ago, can I tell you even

1391
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 5: a bigger miss? You ready for even a bigger miss?

1392
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 5: One day, I'm on Rogan and Brian Redband goes, we

1393
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 5: should buy this thing called bitcoin. Yeah, and I didn't

1394
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 5: have any money and Joe's like, what is it? We

1395
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 5: were breaking it down. This is at the beginning of

1396
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 5: bitcoin and do you understand it now? I still don't it,

1397
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 5: But I also don't get Picasso right, like I don't

1398
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 5: get I remember. Do you remember the craze when everyone

1399
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 5: was doing what was the h Art thing? Like Tom

1400
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 5: came to me, this is this is the crisis I'm

1401
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 5: having with my identity. Tom came to me and he's like, Yo,

1402
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 5: n f T s We're gonna go big on him.

1403
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 5: I'm gonna sell NFTs from the show. So I want

1404
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 5: to sell the kool aid. N f T and I

1405
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 5: was like, what is it Someone will own the moment

1406
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 5: you said I drink thirty chounds of kool aid. I

1407
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 5: how can that happen? He goes, We'll make like a

1408
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 5: picture and we'll send it to them and then they

1409
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 5: own it. But it's like, really, like do they're paying

1410
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 5: like ten thousand dollars for it? I was like, for

1411
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 5: the time I said something, whatever they want, Tom made

1412
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 5: a killing on NFTs, I refused to do it. So

1413
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't understand it, and I feel

1414
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 5: like people are gonna get upset one day when they

1415
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 5: go you keep saying kool aid, I own that. You

1416
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 5: can't say kool aid or what. I don't know exactly.

1417
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 6: I'm the same I got what do you actually even

1418
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 6: when you get explained it, it doesn't make sense right.

1419
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 11: Yeah, But I mean the NFT art thing was obviously

1420
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 11: it was really stupid, but the NFT like access thing

1421
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 11: was actually really cool. And that's the thing that kind

1422
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 11: of like has stood out so like somebody could maybe

1423
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 11: buy NFT to be to go to every mean greed

1424
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 11: that Bert ever does for the rest of his life.

1425
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 6: So it's like a golden ticket.

1426
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, basically, it's transform into that cancer. Yeah, I have

1427
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 5: so many people with cancer on my phone right now. Yeah,

1428
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 5: I have so many people with cancer on my phone.

1429
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 7: To make a wish gune.

1430
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 5: No, Okay, So I had this one time. This is

1431
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 5: what happened. I had a joke. I'm not I'm not

1432
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 5: telling them on staging works. It really messed me up.

1433
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 5: I was doing I was doing crowd work when I

1434
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 5: was younger comic ikind of do CrowdWork clips because crowd

1435
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 5: work when I was doing it was was only when

1436
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 5: you were in trouble on stage. And now I'm working

1437
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 5: on it because I'd like to get better at it,

1438
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 5: but I'm also working on it now. We're special Anyway.

1439
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 5: So I was in Cincinnati and there was a group

1440
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 5: of black women. They're all wearing the same shirt, and

1441
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 5: I'm like, Hey, what's up, sisters? Is there is there

1442
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 5: a family reunion this week? And they're like huh, I

1443
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 5: when's the cookout? And they're like what are you talking about?

1444
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 5: I go, where's Big Mama And they're like we're not related?

1445
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. You guys are

1446
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 5: all wearing the same colored shirt and they're like, it's pink.

1447
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 5: I was like, and and they're like, we have breast cancer.

1448
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god. I was like, what

1449
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 5: an unlucky family. And they're like, we're not related, we're

1450
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 5: just all black. And I'm like, oh bad. So the

1451
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 5: show goes horribly. I cannot get out of the hole.

1452
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 5: I'm like, you guys are doing good right now, and

1453
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:14,160
Speaker 5: the one girl's like, no, mine came back and it

1454
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 5: doesn't look good. I'm stage four and I'm like how

1455
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 5: many stages are there? And she's like four. And I

1456
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 5: was like, oh, that doesn't sound good. So I go

1457
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 5: can you do it? S oud of tequila? And she

1458
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 5: was like, oh yeah, I'm dying do whatever I want.

1459
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 5: I can ride a motorcycle tomorrow. So I was like

1460
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 5: all right. The end of the show, the woman comes

1461
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 5: up to me. She goes, hey, that sucked. I want

1462
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 5: my money back. I was broke and I was like, listen,

1463
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 5: I can't give you your money back. I don't make

1464
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 5: that much money. I say, here's what I'll do. I

1465
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 5: owe you, so I'm gonna give you my number. And

1466
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 5: then any time you're feeling down, you get feeling lonely,

1467
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 5: you're feel inside, you feel scared, you call me. I'm

1468
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 5: gonna write jokes just for you, just for you. I'm

1469
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 5: gonna write a ton of jokes just for you that

1470
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 5: I think you'll like, and I will start telling you

1471
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 5: jokes you.

1472
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 6: Just don't want jokes that kill. Yeah, get out now

1473
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 6: that's a good one, thank you.

1474
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 5: So two weeks later, I'm in my backyard. I'm having

1475
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 5: red wine and my phone rings and I look at

1476
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 5: it and it says black cancer. I didn't. I didn't.

1477
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 5: I wanted to be prepared, Burt, that's what you put

1478
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 5: her in the phone? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, what am

1479
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 5: I gonna put Latifa? And then how places where they

1480
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:24,960
Speaker 5: put on the receiving Yeah, exactly, they get fired. That

1481
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 5: would be a funny Starbucks just described you. Yeah, double

1482
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 5: chin smells like whiskey black cancer as black cancer calls.

1483
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 5: So black cancer calls, and I go, I knew it.

1484
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 5: It wasn't gonna go well. When I go, hey, you're

1485
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 5: still alive, she went, start with the jokes. So the

1486
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 5: first joke I told her, I was like, what did

1487
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,439
Speaker 5: mister tisay after he pushed fifty cent in the pool?

1488
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 5: It's quiet for saying? She goes, what now? I go,

1489
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 5: I fitted the.

1490
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 6: Pool and she hung up.

1491
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:57,280
Speaker 5: She hung up. This is like fifteen years ago, so

1492
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 5: I was thinking of putting that in the New Hour.

1493
01:06:58,920 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 6: So I'm messing went on.

1494
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 5: I was like going to the front row Abby, shout

1495
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 5: out to Abby, I hope you're listening. She goes, I

1496
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 5: have cancer. I said what. She goes, I have cancer?

1497
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 5: And I said, well, Abby, give me your phone number,

1498
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 5: and I go, have you ever sad or if you

1499
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,920
Speaker 5: ever feel like I go, you can call me? It

1500
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 5: works great. Abby's beating her cancer. She went in for

1501
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 5: it's great by start doing that at my shows and

1502
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 5: not everyone beats cancer. Yeah, and you're and you're dealing

1503
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 5: with I have this. I mean not to get like

1504
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 5: too deep, but I have like a fourteen year old

1505
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 5: that I'm texting with and I am not equipped to

1506
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 5: deal with what he's going through.

1507
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1508
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:39,720
Speaker 5: And it's like two morons. I was like, I mean,

1509
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 5: I was like, have you been laid yet?

1510
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 6: Like can we get you laid?

1511
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 5: And might make this happen. I know you're trying to

1512
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 5: be nice, but you may end up in jail. I don't.

1513
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 5: I don't I know, And I'm like, I don't know

1514
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 5: what to say to him. He's sixteen. He's sixteen. He

1515
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 5: gets he just his dis it's bad and he can't

1516
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 5: drive enough. I hope he's not listening. If he is,

1517
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 5: are you guys in the organ Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,

1518
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 5: but uh, it's not out to Colton. He's a great kid.

1519
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 5: He's a great kid. But I realized I'm ill equipped

1520
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 5: to deal with what these what people are going through.

1521
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 5: You're I'm trying the kids.

1522
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 2: Man.

1523
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what the Gangster movie. I'm really into hats, right,

1524
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 5: I'm really into hats. But I'm also very uh, I'm

1525
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 5: very cheap. So I have this company, clink Room, who

1526
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 5: sends me custom hats. They it's made by designers, no

1527
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 5: one else. They're one offs. No one ever else gets them.

1528
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:33,760
Speaker 5: I mean you can buy them on this clink Room site.

1529
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 5: But they're dope and they're fitted. And they send me

1530
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,200
Speaker 5: like twelve hats at the beginning of every month, and

1531
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:42,800
Speaker 5: they're really sick. So I say to my office, I go, yo,

1532
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:47,200
Speaker 5: Colton is losing his hair. He loved his hair. Colton,

1533
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 5: if you're listening, I hope you know. I'm just giving

1534
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,479
Speaker 5: you love, buddy. He's losing his hair. He loved his hair.

1535
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 5: He's little getting a little insecure. I want you to

1536
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:55,160
Speaker 5: send him a ton of hats because we have we

1537
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 5: have snapback hats that I'll never wear, and we have

1538
01:08:57,439 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 5: a lot of cool ones. So Colton text me a

1539
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:03,479
Speaker 5: picture sure, and it's him with like fifteen clink Room hats.

1540
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 5: And my first instinct, where ago were those my hats?

1541
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 5: They send him my hat? I go, those are good hats.

1542
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 5: I'm really upset. I go, I go, hey, guys, don't

1543
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:19,519
Speaker 5: send him my hats. Those are my hats. And then

1544
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 5: they're like, no, we reached out to clink Room. They

1545
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 5: sent him his fitted sized hats, and I went, oh, okay,

1546
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,360
Speaker 5: I have other hats.

1547
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:28,560
Speaker 2: You know.

1548
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 5: Well, Burt Crier, the machine is here.

1549
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 6: He's hanging out with us for the hour. We're gonna

1550
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 6: take a quick break and then we'll come back here

1551
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 6: on the Woody Show more with Bert next.

1552
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:43,680
Speaker 2: My cancer around my ankle? Do you feel each individual

1553
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:44,559
Speaker 2: pump pump?

1554
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 6: We've spent so much money over the past at a

1555
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 6: handful of months on these prizes and stuff.

1556
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 5: You'd be shocked and be shocked that my wife is

1557
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 5: so and I don't know if the word is cheap

1558
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,600
Speaker 5: or good with money, that our mortgage I think is

1559
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,600
Speaker 5: like three grand. Wow. Nice, that's insane. Yeah. Yeah, and

1560
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 5: it's a we live on an acre. And when La

1561
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 5: put like down, okay, right, I think she paid for

1562
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:13,880
Speaker 5: the I think she paid for the lot in cash. Yeah,

1563
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,040
Speaker 5: and then paid for the rent of I think we

1564
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 5: were just paying off the renovation.

1565
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:19,080
Speaker 6: That's awesome.

1566
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:20,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's just so good with it.

1567
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,840
Speaker 6: It's like MENACE's wife. MENACE's wife is really good. Like

1568
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,560
Speaker 6: she'll get free rental cars when yeah, you know, I

1569
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:27,640
Speaker 6: will go to the same place at the same time. Right,

1570
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:30,200
Speaker 6: their rental car was free. Mine was like five hundred

1571
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 6: bucks for thirty one hours.

1572
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, how did that happen?

1573
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,519
Speaker 11: Greg's wind was blown the other day. I'm like, I

1574
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 11: don't even know who the mortgage company is.

1575
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 5: Now, how do you not know? I'm gonna blow you away?

1576
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,200
Speaker 5: Right now, I'm going to blow you away. I found

1577
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 5: out recently. We have our old house. We rent to

1578
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:51,240
Speaker 5: my sister's this old assistant, her family. There's a young family,

1579
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:56,040
Speaker 5: and it's the mortgage is literally nothing, and we don't

1580
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 5: ask for more than the mortgage because a little bit

1581
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 5: more just in case there are damages. So that it's

1582
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 5: a great deal. It's in Valley Village. Wow. And my

1583
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 5: sister Kytie goes, yeah, they're there. They don't use air

1584
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 5: conditioning or lights ever. So their electric bill was nothing,

1585
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:18,080
Speaker 5: and I went, wait, electric bills are on how much

1586
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 5: you use electricity. You didn't know that, And I go, No,

1587
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 5: I had no clue. I'm gonna blow your mind. I'm

1588
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 5: gonna I'm gonna make somebody was a standard. Okay, here,

1589
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,120
Speaker 5: hear me out, hear me out. I move into a

1590
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 5: dorm at eighteen. I then move into a fraternity house.

1591
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 5: Everything's all in one six hundred dollars a month. That's it,

1592
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,240
Speaker 5: all right. And then I move into apartment with a

1593
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 5: bunch of guys six hundred dollars a month. That's it.

1594
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 5: I go then move to New York eight hundred dollars

1595
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 5: a month. That's it, it's all inclusive. I then move in.

1596
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 5: I moved out to l A.

1597
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,160
Speaker 6: I sublet a room twelve hundred dollars a month.

1598
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,639
Speaker 5: That's it. Thirteen hundred dollars a month in the next place.

1599
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,320
Speaker 5: That's it. It's one cover. I then get Leam pregnant.

1600
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,280
Speaker 5: We move in together. She runs the apartment building. I've

1601
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,600
Speaker 5: never paid a bill in my life. I had no

1602
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 5: clue the whole I thought it was a wives tale

1603
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,840
Speaker 5: when they go when they go, uh hey, turn the

1604
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 5: light off when you leave a room. I was like, oh,

1605
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 5: what a friend it goes. I'm gonna blow your mind

1606
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:15,280
Speaker 5: this one. Okay, all right, everyone started zero and I'm

1607
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 5: gonna I'm gonna hear something. So someone told me that

1608
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:24,000
Speaker 5: there's four time zones in America, in continental or continental US. Okay,

1609
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 5: you didn't know that. No, you travel, if you do,

1610
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,000
Speaker 5: if you if you tell me the math, I go, oh, yeah, yeah,

1611
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 5: that doesn't make sense. You got you got Eastern, uh, Central, right, Mountain, Mountain, Pacific. Yeah,

1612
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 5: but the time difference from l A to New York

1613
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 5: is only three hours? Correct, So where's the fourth hour?

1614
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:44,280
Speaker 3: M hm?

1615
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:45,720
Speaker 2: Oh?

1616
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,679
Speaker 12: Like how is there? How can there be four times?

1617
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:51,439
Speaker 12: There's three hour difference total?

1618
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,400
Speaker 5: All right, that's a really good question.

1619
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 6: But aren't three in the contiguous and then you have

1620
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 6: like Alaska and Hawaii?

1621
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:57,439
Speaker 2: No?

1622
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 6: No, no, no, you're talking about just are ye.

1623
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,519
Speaker 5: So, by the way, by the way, I just want

1624
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:04,840
Speaker 5: to thank everyone in this room for being as stupid

1625
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:05,519
Speaker 5: as I was.

1626
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:10,120
Speaker 6: Eastern is three three hours, Central is two hours behind.

1627
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 6: One mountains.

1628
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,559
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then there's there's ours I mean yeah, then

1629
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 7: there's specific where's the fourth hour?

1630
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:19,840
Speaker 6: What do you mean the fourth? Oh yeah, hour's time difference?

1631
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:20,720
Speaker 6: What time is it right now?

1632
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1633
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 6: All right, so yeah I got seven thirty seven thirty.

1634
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,920
Speaker 6: What time is It's tenth ten thirty. So where's the

1635
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:31,719
Speaker 6: fourth It's nine thirty in central eight thirty.

1636
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:37,519
Speaker 5: It's just the fourth is wherever you're yeh zero.

1637
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 3: Like that.

1638
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 5: Oh I got, I figured the ricle out. Okay, it's

1639
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:51,439
Speaker 5: like I got. I figured out time travel. Wherever the

1640
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:54,880
Speaker 5: fourth I was with the scholar brothers and they're like,

1641
01:13:55,120 --> 01:14:00,679
Speaker 5: hold on, you're confusing us. Now it worked called Yeah,

1642
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:05,400
Speaker 5: you're in an time zone. Yeah, you're in two.

1643
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:09,800
Speaker 10: That's right, Three, then four then b yeah you see.

1644
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 10: I wish we could go back in time to where

1645
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,520
Speaker 10: I was now adding.

1646
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:18,160
Speaker 5: Because he's an idiot film dumb while the machine. Bert

1647
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,240
Speaker 5: Kreischer is here.

1648
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 6: We talked about the Tona five hundred party that's happening,

1649
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:27,559
Speaker 6: the Full Throttle Festival that's not until February. Then he's

1650
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:31,519
Speaker 6: got the fully Loaded at Sea twenty twenty six cruise.

1651
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 6: Information about both those events you can get by going

1652
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 6: to Bert bert bert dot com. Also, Bert's got a

1653
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,759
Speaker 6: new Netflix series it's going to be released on January

1654
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 6: twenty seconds called Free Bert Nice And I've seen you

1655
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,759
Speaker 6: posting different things when you were filming and doing that stuff.

1656
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:49,760
Speaker 6: But it's six episodes, right, It's basically it's a it's

1657
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:53,160
Speaker 6: a scripted version of like your.

1658
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 5: Life, fictionalized fictionalized life. I don't think I've ever lived

1659
01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:58,679
Speaker 5: a life in my life.

1660
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 6: I can say it's kind of like everybody loves Rayment

1661
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 6: and not really that. It's more like a curb you're

1662
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 6: enthusias because it's not Larry David, but it's a fictionalized,

1663
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:08,720
Speaker 6: you know, version of It's.

1664
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:11,400
Speaker 5: It's it's a it's a it's. I mean, it's tough

1665
01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:14,080
Speaker 5: to explain, but it's because it's a really wild series.

1666
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:17,240
Speaker 5: Is it much like time Zone? It's hard to explain. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1667
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,479
Speaker 5: it's uh, it takes a wild turn. It's it's a

1668
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,720
Speaker 5: it's it is. It's about the time of my life

1669
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 5: when I was at an identity crist I'm always in

1670
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,360
Speaker 5: an identity crisis. But it was like the girls were

1671
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,000
Speaker 5: going to school. I kind of felt like a loser

1672
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,360
Speaker 5: because all the dads had jobs, and I was like

1673
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,680
Speaker 5: this guy in flip flops and yeah, workout shorts and

1674
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:40,600
Speaker 5: a sleeveless sweatshirt. And I always smelled like booze and

1675
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:43,120
Speaker 5: I just was an outsider. And and then there was

1676
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,160
Speaker 5: a period where I tried to like I tried to

1677
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:47,240
Speaker 5: reinvent myself and fit in and it it did not

1678
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:50,760
Speaker 5: work in real life. It put back where horrifically. I

1679
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:53,439
Speaker 5: just started dress trying to dress the part and and

1680
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,720
Speaker 5: like I you know, like grow up. Yeah, and it

1681
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,320
Speaker 5: just did not work. And and so it's based on

1682
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:02,120
Speaker 5: that period and much like my regular life. I mean,

1683
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:04,320
Speaker 5: I'll give you a little hint, but the story arc

1684
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:08,640
Speaker 5: is I overshare about my daughters on a podcast or

1685
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 5: on a TV show, Like when I told about Isla's

1686
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 5: period on Conan. We wanted to use that exact one,

1687
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:16,479
Speaker 5: but it was it was too close to home, and

1688
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 5: I have said no. And so it's I overshare about

1689
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:21,639
Speaker 5: my daughters and I mess everything up for my daughters

1690
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:23,320
Speaker 5: in school, and I try to fix it and I

1691
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:26,719
Speaker 5: make it worse and it turns into a wild spiral.

1692
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:30,479
Speaker 5: And so it's it's very enjoyable. I really hope people

1693
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:30,760
Speaker 5: like it.

1694
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:31,880
Speaker 7: It's a cautionary tail.

1695
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:32,360
Speaker 2: It is.

1696
01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:36,800
Speaker 5: And it's a hard R comedy. Great, so I mean

1697
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:42,400
Speaker 5: aggressive family, like a nice hard one like like like,

1698
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:45,759
Speaker 5: and the little girl the little girls in at Eva

1699
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:48,559
Speaker 5: and Leelu are monsters. But I will say that little

1700
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:53,320
Speaker 5: girl Leelu like she steals it. It is she plays Isla.

1701
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:57,240
Speaker 5: And imagine if you lived with a child for eighteen

1702
01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:00,000
Speaker 5: nineteen years and then you willed it down to six episode,

1703
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:03,120
Speaker 5: You're like, this kid is insane.

1704
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:06,640
Speaker 6: Well, it's called Free Bert. It's gonna be on Netflix

1705
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,280
Speaker 6: on January twenty second. Is it one of those where

1706
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:11,200
Speaker 6: all six episodes will be released at the.

1707
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 5: Same time, or is it like one a week? And

1708
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:16,880
Speaker 5: we made made so that you you watched the very

1709
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,000
Speaker 5: end of one and you're dying to see what happens

1710
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:20,920
Speaker 5: in two. And you watch the very end of two

1711
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:25,160
Speaker 5: and you're like, oh my god, what happened to ye school?

1712
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:30,400
Speaker 5: Jeff G. Yeah, it's good Jeff G. Good morning.

1713
01:17:30,439 --> 01:17:30,720
Speaker 2: What are you?

1714
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:31,120
Speaker 1: Good morning?

1715
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:31,559
Speaker 5: Squad?

1716
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:34,320
Speaker 1: What a wild ending to last night's Chargers Eagles game.

1717
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:36,600
Speaker 5: Hurts keats, throws.

1718
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:38,479
Speaker 6: Picked up.

1719
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:45,439
Speaker 17: And the Chargers win for once, My Chargers didn't charger

1720
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:48,559
Speaker 17: the ending man, God bless the Chargers defense. They kept

1721
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 17: us in the game and helped us win it. And

1722
01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:52,479
Speaker 17: you can't say enough about the toughness of quarterback Justin

1723
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:56,719
Speaker 17: Herbert broken hand got sacked seven times, but was still

1724
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,240
Speaker 17: the team's leading rusher man. And before we move on,

1725
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 17: I gotta play you this audio from Chargers coach Jim

1726
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:05,200
Speaker 17: Harbaugh on how much this win means to him.

1727
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,600
Speaker 9: Didn't I put in the discussion the birth of my

1728
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:13,760
Speaker 9: seven children, my marriage, You know, in the conversation.

1729
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,519
Speaker 17: Dude is so goofy man. But what a great coach

1730
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:19,360
Speaker 17: Chargers and Chiefs. Next weekend hockey Kings beat the Mammoth

1731
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:22,200
Speaker 17: four two. You got the Ducks and Penguins this afternoon

1732
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 17: at four, and check this out.

1733
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:24,040
Speaker 1: What you show.

1734
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,439
Speaker 17: Mike Tyson is fighting Floyd Mayweather in an exhibition match

1735
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 17: in March in Africa, matches being sponsored by AARP and

1736
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 17: Icy Hot. Just kidding, And let's go ahead and end

1737
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:37,719
Speaker 17: this morning on a positive note. Dodgers manager Dave Roberts

1738
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:40,840
Speaker 17: spoke with Japanese media this week and told a great

1739
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,360
Speaker 17: story about show Hal.

1740
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:44,679
Speaker 1: Tany helping out his ailing teammate's mother.

1741
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:45,640
Speaker 6: Listen to this.

1742
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,439
Speaker 8: We had a couple of years ago his mom was

1743
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 8: had cancer and shohe made a very very big contribution

1744
01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:00,679
Speaker 8: to help get his mom. One of his teammate it's treatment.

1745
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:02,840
Speaker 5: Great athlete and a great person.

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01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,640
Speaker 1: Love to hear that. I'm Jeff G. And that's your

1747
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:05,640
Speaker 1: so col Sports.

1748
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:13,120
Speaker 5: All right, Jeff Gbday the Woody Show, the Machine.

1749
01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:17,720
Speaker 6: Bert Kreischer with us. You can check him out on

1750
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:21,120
Speaker 6: all social media platforms at Burt Kreischer. His website is

1751
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 6: Bert bertbert dot com, which is where you can find

1752
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:25,960
Speaker 6: all the information about that pre party, the Full Throttle

1753
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:30,360
Speaker 6: Festival happening before the Daytona five hundred in February, the

1754
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:34,519
Speaker 6: Burt Kreischer fully loaded at c Cruise. That's happening November

1755
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:36,639
Speaker 6: of next year. We got Burt Burt bert dot com.

1756
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 6: And of course this weekend he'll be in Saint Louis.

1757
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 6: Then he's going to Austin, Texas in January February, Fort Wayne, Indiana,

1758
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:48,680
Speaker 6: March twentieth, Pittsburgh April third, Atlantic City, New Jersey, May

1759
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:52,920
Speaker 6: twenty second, Indio, California. All Woodies show cities, so go

1760
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:57,840
Speaker 6: see Burt Kreischer. Details of more again Bert bertbert dot com.

1761
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,960
Speaker 6: We did have while you're here, we figured you'd be

1762
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:03,160
Speaker 6: a good person to having studio because Gina has had

1763
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,519
Speaker 6: a question for the Fellows.

1764
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:05,400
Speaker 7: I've been thinking about this.

1765
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:05,800
Speaker 16: I don't know.

1766
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,760
Speaker 5: You really are a man's man, a man.

1767
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 7: You're definitely going to have an answer.

1768
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:13,840
Speaker 6: I didn't cry. You cry more than the average guy

1769
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:17,400
Speaker 6: does cry. You try more than anybody.

1770
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:17,640
Speaker 2: I know.

1771
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:21,200
Speaker 5: What is that? Is it always been that way? No,

1772
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:23,320
Speaker 5: it's just I was just gonna say, because dude, I

1773
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,240
Speaker 5: don't know what's going on?

1774
01:20:24,479 --> 01:20:24,599
Speaker 2: Man?

1775
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:28,400
Speaker 5: How old are you again? You're okay? So I'm forty nine?

1776
01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:28,880
Speaker 1: Is it low? T?

1777
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:29,080
Speaker 2: No?

1778
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:32,160
Speaker 5: Because he does right mystery? Twenty five pounds?

1779
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 3: Bro?

1780
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:36,120
Speaker 5: Yeah? Maybe has it? Has it chilled since you started with?

1781
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:36,400
Speaker 2: No? No?

1782
01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:39,679
Speaker 5: No? If there are certain stories that if I start

1783
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:41,640
Speaker 5: telling you, I'll start crying, And there are stories that

1784
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:44,240
Speaker 5: don't matter that if I tell, like if we watched

1785
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:47,880
Speaker 5: our we watched the pilot or the trailer to my

1786
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:52,160
Speaker 5: new show, and uh Leanne can tell when I start crying,

1787
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:56,400
Speaker 5: then no one sees it. She I cry watch it.

1788
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,439
Speaker 5: Just put herand on my leg and I was like, sorry,

1789
01:21:00,479 --> 01:21:03,559
Speaker 5: I cry so much. My wife will ridicule me. You're

1790
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:07,479
Speaker 5: getting soft. It's fun to cry, It's nice but it's

1791
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:10,320
Speaker 5: weird when you cry. It like weird things. It's like, uh,

1792
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 5: the end of Endgame, right with when when Spider Man

1793
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 5: starts to disintegrate and he looks and he looks at

1794
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,640
Speaker 5: Iron Man and he goes, iron Man tell me, I

1795
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:26,160
Speaker 5: don't want to die. And I started sobbing, and my

1796
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:28,639
Speaker 5: daughter goes, I know you're a big Spider Man fant.

1797
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:33,600
Speaker 5: I was like, no, it's it's like I feel. I'm

1798
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,920
Speaker 5: going to tell you a video of me crying. I'll

1799
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:36,120
Speaker 5: get it.

1800
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:37,320
Speaker 6: I'll get it loaded, I'll give you to you.

1801
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 5: I did not want to. I was driving down the street.

1802
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:44,639
Speaker 5: It was last Saturday, and uh widespread panics. Sak song

1803
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:48,080
Speaker 5: came on and I just heard the lyrics clearly for

1804
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:51,639
Speaker 5: the first time, and I started crying on the corner

1805
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:54,800
Speaker 5: of UH, in the corner of Woodman and Chadler, I

1806
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,679
Speaker 5: just sobbing, crying, And then I was like, what what's

1807
01:21:57,760 --> 01:22:03,760
Speaker 5: the what's the song? Uh? Uh hooking up the Pieces? No, No,

1808
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:08,000
Speaker 5: it's uh ain't like grand Uh No, it's Plane.

1809
01:22:09,439 --> 01:22:09,479
Speaker 2: No.

1810
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:11,479
Speaker 5: Wait wait, I didn't know you were watched for a

1811
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:16,599
Speaker 5: Pana fan. No, I just know a few songs. Oh well,

1812
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:21,040
Speaker 5: look it up. Is very important. Yeah, it's a man's

1813
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:21,960
Speaker 5: man kind of question.

1814
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, and uh, we'll see, we'll see what all the

1815
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:26,240
Speaker 6: fellows in the room thing and everybody listen, of course,

1816
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:28,160
Speaker 6: fellaws chime in on the text over to two two

1817
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:29,040
Speaker 6: nine eight seven.

1818
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:30,599
Speaker 7: Because I think we all think we know the answer,

1819
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:31,880
Speaker 7: but I want to hear it from you guys. We

1820
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:37,439
Speaker 7: who ladies, Yeah, ladies, Okay, what has been consistently the

1821
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:48,440
Speaker 7: best throughout your life? Hand parties, mouth parties, or sexistently consistently?

1822
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:50,800
Speaker 7: What's because I think women would just be like, oh, sex,

1823
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:53,000
Speaker 7: but I've heard from guys that that is not the case.

1824
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:53,839
Speaker 7: And I'm curious.

1825
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:56,840
Speaker 6: All right, So either handy, mouth party or or sex

1826
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 6: or what's been consistently the best.

1827
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:01,960
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna take this one. And as a

1828
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,120
Speaker 5: man that's going through a lot of issues with this,

1829
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:09,800
Speaker 5: I will say mouth parties wildly dropped off. Yeah, I

1830
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:13,479
Speaker 5: mean quantity, No, no, no, I'm.

1831
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:15,200
Speaker 2: I was.

1832
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:15,640
Speaker 14: I was.

1833
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:19,800
Speaker 5: I thought you were asking which maintained its enjoyment the most.

1834
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:21,759
Speaker 5: Man Like, the first time you got a hand party,

1835
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:26,960
Speaker 5: You're like, You're like, this is pretty good. It was

1836
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,439
Speaker 5: nothing compared to a mouth party.

1837
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,599
Speaker 6: Big wheels are cool until you get a bike. Bike

1838
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:33,519
Speaker 6: is cool until you get a car. The car is

1839
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:35,800
Speaker 6: good until you have like a private jet or something, right,

1840
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 6: I mean like it's it's just a based on your experience,

1841
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:40,040
Speaker 6: but it's it's it's more.

1842
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:42,200
Speaker 5: You can't go big wheels, all right, you gotta think,

1843
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:45,479
Speaker 5: you gotta think all equal forms of transportation tricycle, Okay.

1844
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:49,360
Speaker 5: So like, uh, let's just say a hand party is

1845
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:52,360
Speaker 5: a car, okay, what it is? All right? A mouth

1846
01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:53,720
Speaker 5: party is a motorcycle?

1847
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:55,960
Speaker 7: Okay, dangerous?

1848
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,720
Speaker 5: And then the first time you have sex, it's like

1849
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:04,320
Speaker 5: it's like a hoverboard. I mean, unprotected sects is better

1850
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:07,840
Speaker 5: than cocaine the first time. The first time you have

1851
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:15,400
Speaker 5: it is like there is a lord and I live

1852
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:15,680
Speaker 5: in here.

1853
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:16,719
Speaker 16: Dangerous.

1854
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:18,240
Speaker 6: Well, I think I think we all, I think we

1855
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:20,519
Speaker 6: all agree that. Okay, So can we all eliminate as fellas?

1856
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:21,800
Speaker 6: Can we all eliminate hand party?

1857
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,320
Speaker 7: Keep the handy on the table.

1858
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,360
Speaker 5: I'll tell you right now. I'll tell you right now

1859
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:31,360
Speaker 5: if if if mouth parties are motorcycles, I've seen the

1860
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:33,280
Speaker 5: fatality numbers and I'm not getting on.

1861
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:34,439
Speaker 6: Them, and I'll tell you.

1862
01:24:34,479 --> 01:24:34,840
Speaker 5: I'll tell you.

1863
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,320
Speaker 6: So what's the problem with hold on, what's so, what's

1864
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,320
Speaker 6: the problem with the mouth party?

1865
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:38,519
Speaker 2: Now?

1866
01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:43,080
Speaker 5: It's just not as they're still nice. But I can't

1867
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:46,599
Speaker 5: if the first one I ever got, first mouth party

1868
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:48,680
Speaker 5: I ever got, I was in Room one eleven in

1869
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:52,880
Speaker 5: Sally Hall, in a bunk bed, in a bunk bed,

1870
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,360
Speaker 5: and her head was hitting the ceiling and I remember going,

1871
01:24:56,360 --> 01:25:01,439
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get absbestos from the But I remember that

1872
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:05,880
Speaker 5: feeling was overwhelming and I was in and out in

1873
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,880
Speaker 5: a matter of seconds. I mean, I think, I mean really,

1874
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:09,840
Speaker 5: it was like watching a kid play with a loaded gun.

1875
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:12,080
Speaker 5: You just didn't know what happened, and then next you know,

1876
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:17,479
Speaker 5: she was like back into the left, like JFK. But

1877
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:20,840
Speaker 5: now I look at those and if you said to me, hey, listen,

1878
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:23,400
Speaker 5: I need you to You're gonna get a mouth party

1879
01:25:23,439 --> 01:25:26,559
Speaker 5: from your wife, and you need to complete said mouth

1880
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:29,120
Speaker 5: party before the end of this Game of Thrones episode,

1881
01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:31,680
Speaker 5: I'd be like, good luck. Really, yeah, I just they

1882
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:32,920
Speaker 5: don't is.

1883
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,040
Speaker 6: That I don't know that sounds like a criticism of

1884
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:37,120
Speaker 6: style points.

1885
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:39,599
Speaker 5: First time I got a mouth party from my wife,

1886
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:43,640
Speaker 5: I was like, this chick might be a slut. She

1887
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:44,639
Speaker 5: is so good.

1888
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:46,799
Speaker 6: I mean, how many of these she's.

1889
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:53,679
Speaker 5: Like watching there they go can you break into the mainframe?

1890
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:58,400
Speaker 5: And the guy goes, give me your computer? WHOA. But

1891
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:02,360
Speaker 5: but I will say, if we're talking consistency, yes, a

1892
01:26:02,479 --> 01:26:06,160
Speaker 5: hand party has always delivered the same exact way. It

1893
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:07,240
Speaker 5: is not changed.

1894
01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:10,240
Speaker 6: It's not better or worse. It is like pasta. It's

1895
01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:10,760
Speaker 6: always good.

1896
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:15,519
Speaker 5: So you cheeseburger. Hand party is a cheeseburger. It's hard

1897
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:18,720
Speaker 5: to play with a cheeseburger. A mouth party is sushi. Yeah,

1898
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:19,960
Speaker 5: you're rolling the dice on it sometimes.

1899
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:20,519
Speaker 2: Wow.

1900
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:21,600
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1901
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:24,439
Speaker 6: I feel like consistency would be the mouth party, right,

1902
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:28,360
Speaker 6: I have a vastly different answer. I think I think

1903
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,120
Speaker 6: the one that's like hit or miss could be the

1904
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:30,759
Speaker 6: hand party.

1905
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:31,639
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1906
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:35,439
Speaker 10: Maybe you haven't had the right hand party that it's

1907
01:26:35,479 --> 01:26:38,800
Speaker 10: it's it's so, it's it's almost interesting. It's like, yes,

1908
01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:39,719
Speaker 10: it's fun.

1909
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:44,120
Speaker 5: Aggressive party, like a surprise hand party. Yeah. But when

1910
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:44,479
Speaker 5: I was.

1911
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:48,840
Speaker 10: When I was a surprise when chicks, I would just

1912
01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:52,040
Speaker 10: say sex but consistently good throughout life.

1913
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:56,080
Speaker 6: Mouth party, Wow, Yeah, sure that would be the top

1914
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:56,920
Speaker 6: mouth party.

1915
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,839
Speaker 7: I just heard horror stories about hand parties.

1916
01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:01,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, because.

1917
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:06,400
Speaker 5: Dry aggress like you get what you can get.

1918
01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:09,599
Speaker 6: Listen, but they usually start unexpected. Hand party is kind

1919
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:13,080
Speaker 6: of like dry humping and like like it's like that

1920
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:16,000
Speaker 6: that seems to be the training wheels of your of

1921
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:17,040
Speaker 6: your sex life.

1922
01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:19,880
Speaker 5: I just said to my wife the other day, like,

1923
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:23,840
Speaker 5: there's so like when I hand party myself, there's certain

1924
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:26,160
Speaker 5: things I can't watch porn anymore. I don't know why,

1925
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,360
Speaker 5: it just doesn't. It's I don't know, everyone's too young,

1926
01:27:28,439 --> 01:27:30,599
Speaker 5: and it's just not not what I I'm used to doing,

1927
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:37,760
Speaker 5: you know, crying too much, Yeah, crying black dudes. So

1928
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,160
Speaker 5: and so I said to her, I said, there's three

1929
01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:43,040
Speaker 5: things I think of in our in our sex that

1930
01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:45,400
Speaker 5: I go back to moments where you got a little

1931
01:27:45,439 --> 01:27:47,720
Speaker 5: unbridled where it caught me off guard and I loved it.

1932
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:49,519
Speaker 5: And she goes really and one of them is a

1933
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:53,000
Speaker 5: hand party. One of them was just I mean, I'll

1934
01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:55,240
Speaker 5: give you the details so that you understand what I'm

1935
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:58,559
Speaker 5: talking about. We do we do her mouth party first,

1936
01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:01,120
Speaker 5: right a little bit, and so normally we go straight

1937
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:03,560
Speaker 5: to sex and that's what happens. But there's something on

1938
01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:06,280
Speaker 5: this woman. There's like the there's a full moon and

1939
01:28:06,439 --> 01:28:12,120
Speaker 5: she changed, she got she caught side guard on me okay,

1940
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:16,080
Speaker 5: side guard, meaning I'm in like a uma plata like

1941
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:18,360
Speaker 5: it's a it's a it's She went jiu jitsu on me,

1942
01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:21,840
Speaker 5: you making it like and just like from one from

1943
01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:24,080
Speaker 5: her and then right not to sex and got on

1944
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:27,320
Speaker 5: me and just started going to town and within minutes

1945
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:29,720
Speaker 5: I went, whoa hand party and caught me off guard.

1946
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:34,320
Speaker 5: I tapped so quick, really, and I and I go.

1947
01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:37,479
Speaker 5: I didn't expect that. I didn't want that, but it's

1948
01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:41,559
Speaker 5: what I needed. Yeah. See, totally agree with Bert.

1949
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:44,680
Speaker 6: Hand party is all reliable, reliable.

1950
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:47,280
Speaker 5: You Hey, listen, when you're in the car and you

1951
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:49,160
Speaker 5: get a you get a hand party out of nowhere,

1952
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:52,559
Speaker 5: You're like, what the come on? It always shows up,

1953
01:28:52,640 --> 01:28:54,680
Speaker 5: it always delivers. He's like your high school coach. He's

1954
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:55,479
Speaker 5: never gonna let you down.

1955
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:58,040
Speaker 7: So you're saying that a hand party always can add

1956
01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:03,200
Speaker 7: the element of surprise. Looks sex sex is it's a.

1957
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:06,680
Speaker 5: Family dinner for Thanksgiving, a lot of set up, a

1958
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:08,760
Speaker 5: lot of mood. Both of you have to be into it.

1959
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:10,639
Speaker 5: Both of you have to be into it right. If

1960
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,000
Speaker 5: her adds on into it, then all of a sudden

1961
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,920
Speaker 5: you're having sex and she's got a weird look. On

1962
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:16,200
Speaker 5: her face like, and then you feel creepy, and then

1963
01:29:16,240 --> 01:29:18,240
Speaker 5: you feel creepy and then she breaks a sweat and

1964
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:23,320
Speaker 5: you're like, uh oh dude, a surprise hand surprise party.

1965
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:26,519
Speaker 5: You're driving back from the beach, and then all of

1966
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:33,559
Speaker 5: a sudden she just leans over. You're like, oh, okay, yeah, context, yeah, contact.

1967
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:36,000
Speaker 5: If you're watching TV and all of a sudden, somebody's

1968
01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:39,320
Speaker 5: playing down there, and then you realize we're taking this

1969
01:29:39,439 --> 01:29:39,840
Speaker 5: all the way.

1970
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:40,840
Speaker 6: It makes it better.

1971
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:45,360
Speaker 5: And then a surprise mouth party sometimes is a little

1972
01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:46,960
Speaker 5: much like the cars next to us.

1973
01:29:49,439 --> 01:29:52,040
Speaker 6: You're like, oh, god, did I she's you know, yeah,

1974
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:55,200
Speaker 6: I worked out this morning. Text says, uh, their votes

1975
01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:57,960
Speaker 6: for sex. Women aren't great at hand parties and mouth

1976
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:00,320
Speaker 6: parties have dropped off for me over the years. Okay,

1977
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:02,719
Speaker 6: I see that's I don't know. That's always the welcome

1978
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:04,920
Speaker 6: guest is the mouth party. The hand party is kind

1979
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:06,960
Speaker 6: of inconsistent. Sex seems to be more like kind of

1980
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,880
Speaker 6: old reliable because as a dude from way, I could

1981
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:11,519
Speaker 6: see where it's very hit or miss, because you know

1982
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,040
Speaker 6: that you guys are more complicated.

1983
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:15,599
Speaker 5: But mouth parties are like camping. They're fun when you're young,

1984
01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:21,960
Speaker 5: but when you're older. You're like, this is very interesting. Wow, wow,

1985
01:30:22,439 --> 01:30:25,760
Speaker 5: all right, well no, this is helpful, this is really

1986
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,479
Speaker 5: but you're also talking to a married man. Yeah, I

1987
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:33,080
Speaker 5: only shop at one store, get it now. If we're

1988
01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:38,040
Speaker 5: in a car, it's some sweetish chick. My wife's dad,

1989
01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:44,559
Speaker 5: my wife dad dad in peace. I don't know if

1990
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,120
Speaker 5: I want the eye contact from a stranger.

1991
01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:50,920
Speaker 6: Well, I think that's a good place to end.

1992
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:53,679
Speaker 5: Thank you absolutely, Bert Kreischer.

1993
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Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen at Bert Kreischer on all the social

1994
01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:59,360
Speaker 6: media platforms you can find them Bert bird bird dot com.

1995
01:31:00,160 --> 01:31:01,760
Speaker 6: Check out the details on the pre party for the

1996
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:05,320
Speaker 6: Daytona five hundred, the Full Throttle Festival happening in February,

1997
01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:09,800
Speaker 6: the Fully Loaded at Sea cruise next November. Of course

1998
01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:12,960
Speaker 6: all the shows. The guy just can't be home. It's

1999
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,760
Speaker 6: like minutes, can't bet. I'm gonna see if I can

2000
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,880
Speaker 6: sneak home and get a hand party in now. She

2001
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:20,880
Speaker 6: just got out of bed. Always got to be on

2002
01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:23,920
Speaker 6: the run. And then the Netflix series Free Bert will

2003
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:26,920
Speaker 6: be released on January twenty second six episodes.

2004
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:32,920
Speaker 5: Check it out. The Machine Burt Christy, we love you

2005
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:35,080
Speaker 5: so much. I'm gonna send you a gift box for

2006
01:31:35,479 --> 01:31:37,240
Speaker 5: free Bert when it comes out, but I need you

2007
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:38,000
Speaker 5: to open it on air.

2008
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Speaker 6: Oh sweet, okay, yeah, you know what, we never get those.

2009
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:43,200
Speaker 6: I know obviously all the other shows to get those

2010
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:45,200
Speaker 6: like these cool gifts and they post them on their

2011
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:48,000
Speaker 6: social media. We don't get an We'll get one for Bert.

2012
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Speaker 5: Getting on and boy, you're gonna love it and it's

2013
01:31:50,840 --> 01:31:52,599
Speaker 5: gonna live in this studio for the rest.

2014
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Speaker 6: Well, we love you man, Thank you, guys, I love

2015
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:57,439
Speaker 6: you coming in and say hi to Tom for us

2016
01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:00,960
Speaker 6: and like legitimately and uh you know I'm not I'm

2017
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:04,080
Speaker 6: not saying that because he hates radio. He said we counted,

2018
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:08,400
Speaker 6: so yeah, that's a legitimate Hello. All right, we got

2019
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Speaker 6: to take a quick break. More Woody show his next Hanging.

2020
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:13,120
Speaker 2: The Woody Show. We'll be right back.

2021
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:20,000
Speaker 6: Show Moses Martin.

2022
01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:20,800
Speaker 2: Do you know who that is?

2023
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:21,400
Speaker 5: Oh?

2024
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:23,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, uh no.

2025
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Speaker 6: He is the son of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrock.

2026
01:32:29,439 --> 01:32:32,280
Speaker 6: And he's got a band, because of course he does,

2027
01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:35,599
Speaker 6: wouldn't he. It's called People I've Met and they released

2028
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:38,160
Speaker 6: a new song. It's called Promise. Do you want to

2029
01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:40,080
Speaker 6: hear a little clip? Yeah, that's all right, So you

2030
01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:42,160
Speaker 6: know from the loins of Chris Martin.

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Speaker 5: Can you just speak.

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Speaker 6: This is kind of like a similar kind of you know,

2033
01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:17,160
Speaker 6: cold is yeah right, yeah, it kind of sounds low.

2034
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:20,920
Speaker 6: They call it low fly, low fly, low low fly,

2035
01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:26,360
Speaker 6: low fi. A low five fie that was fly Mena

2036
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:27,760
Speaker 6: said something like that, I think it's like some new

2037
01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:30,960
Speaker 6: cool term like that. I'm you know, to might understand. Yeah,

2038
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,040
Speaker 6: this is low fly low fly, like low fi. But

2039
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:37,680
Speaker 6: it kind of like the same kind of vocal style. Yeah,

2040
01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:41,559
Speaker 6: a little bit of like I'm me quite mellow.

2041
01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:44,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, that's what I was nineteen years old.

2042
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Speaker 6: I just wanted to because you never hear. Last time

2043
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:48,960
Speaker 6: we had Chris martin in he said he was going

2044
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:50,760
Speaker 6: to the mall to go spy on his daughter because

2045
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:52,880
Speaker 6: she was working at the at the clothing store, right,

2046
01:33:53,120 --> 01:33:55,040
Speaker 6: and he just wanted to see her at work. It's

2047
01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:57,000
Speaker 6: so funny the idea of like Chris Barton going into

2048
01:33:57,120 --> 01:33:59,200
Speaker 6: like a mall to you go spy and his daughter

2049
01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:01,680
Speaker 6: and he's like pretending it's like all women's clothes, but

2050
01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:04,360
Speaker 6: he's like pretending to be interested in stuff. See now

2051
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Speaker 6: that that was that's an example of a story that

2052
01:34:07,280 --> 01:34:09,840
Speaker 6: as he's telling the story, like not. I didn't start crying,

2053
01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:11,519
Speaker 6: but like I start like, you know, getting like oh,

2054
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:13,560
Speaker 6: because I think about like, you know, I'll probably do

2055
01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:15,960
Speaker 6: like my daughter gets a job, I'll totally.

2056
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:18,599
Speaker 5: Go spy on her. For sure. I'll go check out

2057
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:22,240
Speaker 5: and see what she's doing. I think I can sully stuff.

2058
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Speaker 3: You know.

2059
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:24,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's the thing.

2060
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:31,040
Speaker 6: It's like Dad, she was like, go away, yeah, yeah. Now,

2061
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:33,360
Speaker 6: definitely a song that I did a lot in the

2062
01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:36,040
Speaker 6: band that I did a lot of that band, Dogma Society.

2063
01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:42,120
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I played for a while back and Gina

2064
01:34:42,160 --> 01:34:44,840
Speaker 6: grad with the trending news headlines.

2065
01:34:44,960 --> 01:34:47,720
Speaker 7: Well, after another drawing, there is still no winner in

2066
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:50,800
Speaker 7: the Powerball jackpot. One lucky person in Florida did take

2067
01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:53,040
Speaker 7: home a million bucks, but the prize now moves up

2068
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:56,240
Speaker 7: to about nine hundred and thirty million dollars. The lump

2069
01:34:56,360 --> 01:34:58,040
Speaker 7: sum on that's going to be around four hundred and

2070
01:34:58,040 --> 01:34:58,800
Speaker 7: twenty nine million.

2071
01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:01,240
Speaker 6: I'm telling you, man, they're gonna have somebody right for Christmas.

2072
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:02,880
Speaker 6: It given me the Christmas miracle. There will be a

2073
01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:04,280
Speaker 6: whole thing they've got it planned.

2074
01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:04,800
Speaker 4: Now.

2075
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:06,599
Speaker 7: That would be a nice yeah, that'd be a nice

2076
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:08,800
Speaker 7: little side bet. But that number is going to drop

2077
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:11,080
Speaker 7: to like two hundred and seventy million after taxes. The

2078
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:13,880
Speaker 7: next drawing for the power Ball will be tomorrow night,

2079
01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:16,920
Speaker 7: and you think your prediction it's a no go because

2080
01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:18,400
Speaker 7: we're waiting to get closer to Christmas.

2081
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:19,200
Speaker 5: Okay, yep, so.

2082
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:22,280
Speaker 6: Got another week before somebody wins. It'll be like one

2083
01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:26,040
Speaker 6: of the highest how he already is. But even ve interesting,

2084
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:28,720
Speaker 6: don't I want somebody to win because I'm sick of

2085
01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:29,120
Speaker 6: the story?

2086
01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:29,439
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2087
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:30,680
Speaker 7: Same, very much.

2088
01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:31,519
Speaker 5: So well.

2089
01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:33,960
Speaker 7: Last night's Monday night football game between the Chargers and

2090
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:37,639
Speaker 7: the Eagles went into overtime after tying nineteen nineteen. Both

2091
01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:40,840
Speaker 7: teams made a lot of mistakes, especially Eagles quarterback, who

2092
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:44,280
Speaker 7: threw several interceptions and even lost the ball on one play.

2093
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,320
Speaker 7: In overtime, the Chargers scored first with a field goal

2094
01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:49,960
Speaker 7: to take a twenty two to nineteen lead. The Eagles

2095
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:52,919
Speaker 7: got one last chance to score, but through another interception

2096
01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:56,080
Speaker 7: near the end zone that finished the game. The Chargers

2097
01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:58,519
Speaker 7: now have nine wins and four losses. The Eagles fall

2098
01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:01,240
Speaker 7: to eight wins and five loss and have lost three

2099
01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:03,479
Speaker 7: games in a row by the way, but they're still

2100
01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:07,000
Speaker 7: leading their division and the finalists for the Heisman trophy

2101
01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:10,000
Speaker 7: were announced yesterday, and the favorite to win is Indiana

2102
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:13,560
Speaker 7: quarterback Fernando Mendoza. He led his team to an undefeated

2103
01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:17,799
Speaker 7: season and their first conference championship in sixty years. Almost

2104
01:36:18,360 --> 01:36:22,599
Speaker 7: Vanderbilt quarterback Diego Pavia He's also a finalist after leading

2105
01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:25,519
Speaker 7: his team to the best season in school history. Ohio

2106
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:28,360
Speaker 7: State quarterback Julian Sayan made the list for leading his

2107
01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:30,880
Speaker 7: team to one of the top playoff spots this year,

2108
01:36:31,280 --> 01:36:34,679
Speaker 7: and Notre Dame running back Jeremiah Love is the only

2109
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:38,839
Speaker 7: non quarterback finalist after an outstanding season with over thirteen

2110
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:41,880
Speaker 7: hundred rushing yards and eighteen touchdowns.

2111
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Speaker 6: So, so just the trophy, is there any kind of

2112
01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:48,320
Speaker 6: like a cash prize with that close you get when

2113
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Speaker 6: you win the Heisman.

2114
01:36:49,439 --> 01:36:51,880
Speaker 5: That could be built into some mini and yeah, yeah,

2115
01:36:52,160 --> 01:36:53,120
Speaker 5: it's not back.

2116
01:36:54,520 --> 01:36:57,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, it's like they say, like, once you're

2117
01:36:57,040 --> 01:37:00,840
Speaker 7: an Oscar nominee or an Oscar winner, your price Well yeah.

2118
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:03,280
Speaker 6: Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah, that that goes without saying.

2119
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Speaker 6: But I know, like sometimes there's like a.

2120
01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:08,559
Speaker 7: You know, not huge, but they're still some some Well,

2121
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:10,040
Speaker 7: the winner will be named on Saturday.

2122
01:37:10,280 --> 01:37:12,360
Speaker 11: Went to the USC like a couple of years ago,

2123
01:37:12,360 --> 01:37:13,839
Speaker 11: and they still had OJ's heisman.

2124
01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:16,519
Speaker 16: Probably still happened.

2125
01:37:18,280 --> 01:37:19,599
Speaker 5: You wouldn't stand at anybody back then.

2126
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Speaker 2: Nah.

2127
01:37:21,080 --> 01:37:23,280
Speaker 7: Last week, Netflix announced that they had come to an

2128
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:25,320
Speaker 7: agreement with Warner Brothers, you know, to buy the studio

2129
01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:29,000
Speaker 7: for eighty three billion dollars. Well, the deal hasn't been finalized.

2130
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:31,920
Speaker 7: It's under a ton of scrutiny. Scrutiny rather, and to

2131
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:35,479
Speaker 7: make things even more complicated, Paramount has announced that they're

2132
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Speaker 7: putting a bid on Warner Brothers.

2133
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Speaker 6: How does that work though, because I thought Netflix they had.

2134
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:44,080
Speaker 5: A deal trade company, which means you can do a

2135
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Speaker 5: hostile bid.

2136
01:37:44,760 --> 01:37:46,760
Speaker 9: Yeah, you can do a hostile bid, because you can

2137
01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:48,720
Speaker 9: then if you own enough, if you enough, if you

2138
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:52,040
Speaker 9: convince enough shareholders that your price is a better price.

2139
01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:55,880
Speaker 9: Those shareholders holders can, because the publicly traded, vote out

2140
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:58,360
Speaker 9: the old board and then approve your deal.

2141
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Speaker 7: And that's exactly what's going on, SeaBASS, thank you. While

2142
01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:05,720
Speaker 7: Netflix was offering Warner Brothers showholders twenty seven dollars and

2143
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:09,519
Speaker 7: seventy five cents a share, Paramount is offering thirty bucks

2144
01:38:09,560 --> 01:38:12,479
Speaker 7: a share. That makes their bit worth over one hundred

2145
01:38:12,520 --> 01:38:13,320
Speaker 7: and eight billion.

2146
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:15,360
Speaker 6: So it goes from like eighty three billion, one hundred

2147
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:17,400
Speaker 6: and eight billion exactly. But again, it's like when you

2148
01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:21,000
Speaker 6: buy a house and let's say i'm i'm I'm in

2149
01:38:21,040 --> 01:38:23,800
Speaker 6: agreement to buy Greg's house right for X number of

2150
01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:29,479
Speaker 6: dollars right, at what point does it become finally where

2151
01:38:29,560 --> 01:38:31,679
Speaker 6: like Gina just can't come in at the last second

2152
01:38:31,720 --> 01:38:34,680
Speaker 6: and say, well, Greg, I'll give you giv.

2153
01:38:34,720 --> 01:38:35,800
Speaker 7: Well, they're not nscro yet.

2154
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:38,160
Speaker 5: The Warner Brothers, Okay, this is how this is how

2155
01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:39,799
Speaker 5: Elon got Twitter essentially.

2156
01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:43,320
Speaker 7: Well, Paramount says their public offer is the same one

2157
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:45,519
Speaker 7: they gave Warner Brothers in private and then it provides

2158
01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:48,639
Speaker 7: quote superior value and a more certain and quicker path

2159
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:51,760
Speaker 7: to completion. And Warner brother says they got the offer,

2160
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:52,640
Speaker 7: they're considering it.

2161
01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:53,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2162
01:38:53,280 --> 01:38:55,280
Speaker 6: I know, like there's a lot of people, like the

2163
01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:58,000
Speaker 6: traditional Hollywood people that would like to see Paramount keep

2164
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:01,120
Speaker 6: Warner Brothers because it keeps the tradition people kind of together.

2165
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:05,040
Speaker 6: And who was it Martin Scorsese or whatever he was

2166
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:07,760
Speaker 6: talking about how this is really the truly the death

2167
01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:10,599
Speaker 6: of the industry of Netflix gets Warner Brothers that it's over,

2168
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:12,760
Speaker 6: the industry is dead. Yeah, did you see the meme

2169
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:14,920
Speaker 6: most Okay, but I'm saying that's the difference between the

2170
01:39:14,920 --> 01:39:17,200
Speaker 6: old school and the news school, right, Like the old

2171
01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:19,679
Speaker 6: school people don't want to see, like the the streamers

2172
01:39:19,720 --> 01:39:24,120
Speaker 6: come in and take over a Hollywood institution produced that.

2173
01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:27,400
Speaker 5: For Netflix.

2174
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Speaker 7: Well, and did you see the meme where it's in

2175
01:39:30,280 --> 01:39:32,559
Speaker 7: a screen. It's on a movie screen and it says

2176
01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:35,280
Speaker 7: like Netflix, this does not know is not compatible with

2177
01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:35,839
Speaker 7: your WiFi.

2178
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:39,559
Speaker 5: I guess you had to see it.

2179
01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:45,880
Speaker 7: All eyes up here. Okay, Anyway, everybody was doing their

2180
01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:49,360
Speaker 7: own little thing. Anyone sick of hearing about Luigi Mangioni

2181
01:39:49,439 --> 01:39:49,920
Speaker 7: or is it just me?

2182
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:50,280
Speaker 6: Yep?

2183
01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:51,680
Speaker 7: Okay, Well let's talk about him.

2184
01:39:51,880 --> 01:39:52,439
Speaker 5: He's back in.

2185
01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:57,440
Speaker 7: Back in court for more pre trial hearings. Police bodycam

2186
01:39:57,560 --> 01:40:00,200
Speaker 7: video showed the moment cops opened up his backpack when

2187
01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:02,280
Speaker 7: he went and when he was caught in Pennsylvania, that's

2188
01:40:02,280 --> 01:40:04,439
Speaker 7: when they found a fully loaded gun magazine hid in

2189
01:40:04,439 --> 01:40:07,000
Speaker 7: a pair of wet underwear, and that was enough for

2190
01:40:07,040 --> 01:40:09,639
Speaker 7: the cops to arrest him. Later at the station, police

2191
01:40:09,680 --> 01:40:13,040
Speaker 7: discovered a nine millimeter handgun, a silencer, a phone, and

2192
01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:15,720
Speaker 7: a manifesto, along with notes and items that suggest a

2193
01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:20,840
Speaker 7: potential escape plan and hatred toward health insurers. Mangioni's defense

2194
01:40:20,920 --> 01:40:23,080
Speaker 7: is arguing, of course that this is all this all

2195
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:25,160
Speaker 7: needs to be thrown out because the search of the

2196
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:29,000
Speaker 7: backpack was unconstitutional. But this is, of course, can be

2197
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:30,840
Speaker 7: another decision the judge is going to have to make

2198
01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:32,400
Speaker 7: before the actual trial begins.

2199
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:34,800
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, they were saying they checked the backpack because

2200
01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:36,360
Speaker 5: they feared there might be a bomb in there.

2201
01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:39,920
Speaker 7: Well that sounded reasonable reason to check it. Or is

2202
01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:41,559
Speaker 7: that like when you know in South Park when they

2203
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:43,519
Speaker 7: shoot an animal and it was coming right for us,

2204
01:40:43,960 --> 01:40:45,200
Speaker 7: Like you just say what you're supposed to say.

2205
01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,599
Speaker 6: But I mean again, if all the evidence is there

2206
01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:50,160
Speaker 6: that this guy did it, which we all know that

2207
01:40:50,280 --> 01:40:51,679
Speaker 6: he did it, right.

2208
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:55,840
Speaker 7: I feel like he's a well I guess we know

2209
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,680
Speaker 7: that he like opinion.

2210
01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:00,800
Speaker 5: Knows, Yeah, correct, we know that he did it. Yeah,

2211
01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:01,600
Speaker 5: I don't I don't know.

2212
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:04,320
Speaker 6: I'm just again of the mind. I don't care how

2213
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:07,080
Speaker 6: they got it, because everybody once we'll find some evidence

2214
01:41:07,080 --> 01:41:09,280
Speaker 6: and it's whether the question is did you do it

2215
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:09,519
Speaker 6: or not?

2216
01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:10,599
Speaker 5: True?

2217
01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:12,120
Speaker 6: And if you did it and there's a smoking gun,

2218
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:13,920
Speaker 6: there's all this hardcore evidence, I don't care how you

2219
01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:14,240
Speaker 6: got it.

2220
01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:17,680
Speaker 10: But but but for somebody else paranoid is going to

2221
01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:20,280
Speaker 10: jail as you are for something that you didn't do.

2222
01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:24,320
Speaker 10: I get that, but you have to follow certain protocol

2223
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:24,799
Speaker 10: and it's.

2224
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,480
Speaker 5: Called the constitutions called I don't know being an American.

2225
01:41:27,320 --> 01:41:29,280
Speaker 6: But again, did you really do it? My paranoid is

2226
01:41:29,320 --> 01:41:33,559
Speaker 6: that's something you honestly didn't do and you get convicted

2227
01:41:33,640 --> 01:41:33,800
Speaker 6: of it.

2228
01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:36,479
Speaker 10: Right, but maybe you got convicted of something you didn't

2229
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:39,639
Speaker 10: do because they didn't follow the rules on this side

2230
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:42,040
Speaker 10: of the case and it aimed at you. You never know,

2231
01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:44,120
Speaker 10: you should be even support of this.

2232
01:41:44,320 --> 01:41:47,000
Speaker 11: And my thing is from the evidence, I believe that

2233
01:41:47,080 --> 01:41:51,640
Speaker 11: he did it, but again, like his uh he was

2234
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:54,040
Speaker 11: masked in the video and things like that, you have

2235
01:41:54,160 --> 01:41:57,040
Speaker 11: to make it like one clear before you just.

2236
01:41:57,080 --> 01:41:58,320
Speaker 6: Say he did it.

2237
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:02,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, juries incredibly stupid he did it.

2238
01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:05,120
Speaker 6: I can't stand the people who are like you know this,

2239
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:10,960
Speaker 6: this free Luigi. That drives me nuts. Just imagine if

2240
01:42:11,080 --> 01:42:13,320
Speaker 6: your family what this person did for a living, they

2241
01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:15,320
Speaker 6: weren't like, quote breaking the law or you know what

2242
01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:19,800
Speaker 6: I mean, like we always root for the bad guy. Yes,

2243
01:42:20,280 --> 01:42:22,160
Speaker 6: you know, I think that's a lot with the true

2244
01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:24,640
Speaker 6: crime stuff that people get into, and you know, they

2245
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:28,240
Speaker 6: they start twisting reality with you know, TV shows or

2246
01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:30,840
Speaker 6: maybe the things that they watch, and so they love that.

2247
01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:32,880
Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing I hate about true crime. I

2248
01:42:32,920 --> 01:42:34,840
Speaker 7: hate people who glorify serial killers and.

2249
01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:35,280
Speaker 5: Stuff like that.

2250
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:36,160
Speaker 7: I think it's disgusting.

2251
01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:38,040
Speaker 6: Just think about it, like if it's somebody that you

2252
01:42:38,160 --> 01:42:40,400
Speaker 6: knew horrible. You know, your dad goes to work with

2253
01:42:40,439 --> 01:42:43,120
Speaker 6: the insurance company and then you know, here's this guy. Oh,

2254
01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:43,800
Speaker 6: but he's cute.

2255
01:42:44,120 --> 01:42:45,800
Speaker 7: On that note, Greg and I, I think the thing

2256
01:42:45,840 --> 01:42:48,120
Speaker 7: that we take the most offense too is that he's hot.

2257
01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:51,120
Speaker 6: He's not hot like all I can see. I think

2258
01:42:51,120 --> 01:42:52,479
Speaker 6: I said it to you, Gena, because you worked with

2259
01:42:52,520 --> 01:42:53,960
Speaker 6: the guy for so long. I said, if they were

2260
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:55,800
Speaker 6: going to do like some kind of like biopic on

2261
01:42:55,920 --> 01:42:59,439
Speaker 6: Adam Carolla, he like this one picture, if he could

2262
01:42:59,479 --> 01:43:00,920
Speaker 6: be cast as young Adam.

2263
01:43:02,439 --> 01:43:02,679
Speaker 12: Reckon.

2264
01:43:02,760 --> 01:43:04,640
Speaker 7: I do not understand why people think he's hot.

2265
01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:07,519
Speaker 9: Where did bad air okay greatly the body guys the

2266
01:43:07,600 --> 01:43:08,920
Speaker 9: body shot, yeah, which I don't know.

2267
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:11,680
Speaker 7: I wasn't staring at his body that was all over

2268
01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:12,479
Speaker 7: the New Weird.

2269
01:43:12,520 --> 01:43:15,120
Speaker 10: How his lawyers want those pictures to be admissible? Can

2270
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:17,280
Speaker 10: we have our client forget suit and tie?

2271
01:43:17,439 --> 01:43:17,639
Speaker 5: Yeah?

2272
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:18,240
Speaker 6: Shirtless.

2273
01:43:18,240 --> 01:43:23,960
Speaker 5: Forget how you search his backpack? Yeah, the blow hair

2274
01:43:24,000 --> 01:43:24,799
Speaker 5: and the thick eyebrows.

2275
01:43:24,880 --> 01:43:28,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, I just proved that if people think you're really

2276
01:43:28,040 --> 01:43:30,519
Speaker 11: good looking, you can be a whole horrible person and

2277
01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:31,280
Speaker 11: just get a pass.

2278
01:43:31,400 --> 01:43:31,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.

2279
01:43:32,080 --> 01:43:35,519
Speaker 7: Well remember Cinnabon lady, you know, the super racist cinabunch chick.

2280
01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:38,800
Speaker 7: Well she's the ex employee now at Cinnebon. She's the one,

2281
01:43:38,840 --> 01:43:41,679
Speaker 7: of course, went viral on tic shop for her racist tirade,

2282
01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:44,120
Speaker 7: and she's coming out saying she's not racist at all,

2283
01:43:44,200 --> 01:43:46,880
Speaker 7: you guys. She went to social media and made a

2284
01:43:46,960 --> 01:43:50,000
Speaker 7: post saying, quote, ps to the racism. If you look

2285
01:43:50,040 --> 01:43:52,120
Speaker 7: at my Facebook from twenty ten, you'll see on there

2286
01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:54,800
Speaker 7: that I have a blended family and my son was

2287
01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:56,759
Speaker 7: colored colored.

2288
01:43:56,920 --> 01:43:57,920
Speaker 5: Hold on, there's more.

2289
01:43:58,120 --> 01:43:59,120
Speaker 7: She then backtracked.

2290
01:43:59,200 --> 01:43:59,960
Speaker 5: I know you're allowed to use.

2291
01:44:01,479 --> 01:44:03,840
Speaker 7: She then backtracked in another comment, saying that her son

2292
01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:06,960
Speaker 7: had darker skin because he suffers from Addison's disease and

2293
01:44:07,000 --> 01:44:09,759
Speaker 7: that he was discriminated against by being called chocolate.

2294
01:44:09,880 --> 01:44:10,880
Speaker 5: So he had color.

2295
01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:13,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, he had a little extra color, not.

2296
01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:16,559
Speaker 5: Using colored as in like oh this colored boys, who knows.

2297
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:19,880
Speaker 7: It's also come out that she has a long rap

2298
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:24,479
Speaker 7: sheet featuring charges of child and endangerment, disorderly conduct, domestic abuse,

2299
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:27,880
Speaker 7: and drug possession. And that cherry on the Sunday is

2300
01:44:27,960 --> 01:44:31,760
Speaker 7: the fundraiser for this loser lady has grown to over

2301
01:44:31,840 --> 01:44:36,000
Speaker 7: one hundred and twenty seven thousand dollars. Good god, Ye

2302
01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:39,240
Speaker 7: what kind of society is this? Anyway? That's what's going on, Woodie.

2303
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:42,200
Speaker 5: Well, thank you very much, Gina grad We are the

2304
01:44:42,280 --> 01:44:44,880
Speaker 5: Woody Show. Is the Woody Show.

2305
01:44:49,560 --> 01:44:53,920
Speaker 6: So I had some exciting news for Grego because you know,

2306
01:44:54,080 --> 01:44:56,719
Speaker 6: days have been getting shorter since the clocks were changed

2307
01:44:56,800 --> 01:44:57,639
Speaker 6: back in November.

2308
01:44:57,960 --> 01:44:59,160
Speaker 5: Still haven't gotten used to it.

2309
01:44:59,560 --> 01:45:03,960
Speaker 6: Sunday, December twenty first is the winter solstice. That's the

2310
01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:07,599
Speaker 6: shortest day of the year. The sun will rise at

2311
01:45:07,640 --> 01:45:10,479
Speaker 6: seven fifteen in the morning and set at four twenty

2312
01:45:10,680 --> 01:45:11,360
Speaker 6: three pm.

2313
01:45:12,120 --> 01:45:14,120
Speaker 5: That is a nine hour and eight.

2314
01:45:14,280 --> 01:45:18,400
Speaker 6: Minute day to sure. And then from there the days

2315
01:45:18,439 --> 01:45:19,000
Speaker 6: will start.

2316
01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:19,479
Speaker 5: To get longer.

2317
01:45:19,600 --> 01:45:23,280
Speaker 6: In some areas they gain an extra hour of daylight

2318
01:45:23,439 --> 01:45:26,519
Speaker 6: before February really ok, and then the trend of longer

2319
01:45:26,600 --> 01:45:30,320
Speaker 6: days continues until the summer solstice, which is on June twentieth.

2320
01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:34,360
Speaker 5: Let's go to that now, yeah, let's go because Greg,

2321
01:45:34,880 --> 01:45:36,240
Speaker 5: just this it's not a fact.

2322
01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:39,240
Speaker 6: This year especially, I can't get used to it.

2323
01:45:39,479 --> 01:45:42,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree with Greg. Access has shifted.

2324
01:45:43,120 --> 01:45:47,080
Speaker 10: It is completely different. Every single night I'm thinking, like,

2325
01:45:47,240 --> 01:45:48,680
Speaker 10: I guess it's time to call it a day.

2326
01:45:48,920 --> 01:45:51,840
Speaker 5: Oh it's six fifteen. Yeah, I love it.

2327
01:45:52,120 --> 01:45:55,240
Speaker 6: Can't man, My sleep scores have been so good because

2328
01:45:55,320 --> 01:45:58,519
Speaker 6: my body gets into that like you know mode. Yeah,

2329
01:45:58,560 --> 01:46:01,200
Speaker 6: whatever it does where it starts to wind down, that

2330
01:46:01,360 --> 01:46:02,240
Speaker 6: wind down face.

2331
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:02,559
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2332
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:05,160
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm a fan of lazy, but this just

2333
01:46:05,240 --> 01:46:09,320
Speaker 6: promotes laziness too much. Like during the week it's it's great.

2334
01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:12,080
Speaker 6: During the weekend, I'm like, oh yeah, wow dark, it

2335
01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:15,200
Speaker 6: seems incredibly early. Something I wanted to bring up. This

2336
01:46:15,240 --> 01:46:19,200
Speaker 6: news reporter in New Zealand was filming a segment and

2337
01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:21,720
Speaker 6: she was setting up for another take when out of nowhere, man,

2338
01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:24,960
Speaker 6: this seagull came flying in real low and hit her directly.

2339
01:46:24,640 --> 01:46:25,120
Speaker 5: In the face.

2340
01:46:25,240 --> 01:46:25,960
Speaker 7: It was crazy.

2341
01:46:26,800 --> 01:46:27,280
Speaker 5: Did you see it?

2342
01:46:27,320 --> 01:46:32,920
Speaker 6: Like yeah, here's the aftermath, Like, yeah, I love those

2343
01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:36,479
Speaker 6: comments where you see him on on social media. But

2344
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:41,000
Speaker 6: did this hurt the seagull or something? But did this

2345
01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:46,040
Speaker 6: hurt the you know whatever? So anyway, it got back,

2346
01:46:46,120 --> 01:46:48,000
Speaker 6: it took it took off it's back in this guy.

2347
01:46:48,120 --> 01:46:50,960
Speaker 6: So yeah, the reporter's a little cut above her eye. Otherwise,

2348
01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:53,080
Speaker 6: okage clean to the blood, went right back to work,

2349
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:53,679
Speaker 6: which is cool.

2350
01:46:53,960 --> 01:46:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2351
01:46:54,960 --> 01:46:58,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, unlike a baseball player where a hangnail, they'll be

2352
01:46:58,160 --> 01:46:59,960
Speaker 6: out for like two months or I didn't thinking about that.

2353
01:47:00,400 --> 01:47:03,600
Speaker 6: Aaron Rodgers playing with a broken wrist and then you know,

2354
01:47:04,000 --> 01:47:08,439
Speaker 6: Justin Herbert playing with a surgically repaired hand in a

2355
01:47:08,520 --> 01:47:11,960
Speaker 6: contact sport, you get stitches and then you're back on

2356
01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:12,320
Speaker 6: the ice.

2357
01:47:12,439 --> 01:47:12,599
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2358
01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:15,400
Speaker 6: And yet we had we had a coworker that called

2359
01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:19,519
Speaker 6: out because she was anxious about a concert that we

2360
01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:22,320
Speaker 6: were going to have to attend, like a really awesome

2361
01:47:22,439 --> 01:47:25,840
Speaker 6: concert that we were going to have to attend for work. Yeah.

2362
01:47:26,040 --> 01:47:28,560
Speaker 6: And and and she called out that day because of

2363
01:47:28,760 --> 01:47:31,280
Speaker 6: that event, Yeah, because she was anxious about the event.

2364
01:47:31,960 --> 01:47:34,960
Speaker 5: Damn the following day. Yeah. But again going back to.

2365
01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:39,880
Speaker 6: Going back to you know, athletes like baseball players are

2366
01:47:39,920 --> 01:47:43,280
Speaker 6: the worst. They have the most simple injuries and it

2367
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:46,000
Speaker 6: keeps him on the sidelines for so long. And meanwhile,

2368
01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:50,360
Speaker 6: you see hockey players, you know, football players, although they

2369
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:53,720
Speaker 6: got to change the I never understood exactly what it

2370
01:47:53,880 --> 01:47:56,800
Speaker 6: was turf toe when they say oh yeah, and they're

2371
01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:59,360
Speaker 6: out for ecending period of time. It's it's a pretty

2372
01:47:59,360 --> 01:48:01,840
Speaker 6: gnarly injured. That's why it keeps them out for so long.

2373
01:48:01,880 --> 01:48:03,960
Speaker 6: They changed the name because it doesn't sound tough enough

2374
01:48:04,760 --> 01:48:07,519
Speaker 6: turf to sounds like something that like a baseball. Yeah,

2375
01:48:07,520 --> 01:48:10,320
Speaker 6: they stubbed their anyway, here's here's a little audio when

2376
01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:11,479
Speaker 6: the seagulls smoked.

2377
01:48:11,479 --> 01:48:13,880
Speaker 5: This chick in the face is going to be short

2378
01:48:13,960 --> 01:48:15,559
Speaker 5: lived in.

2379
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:22,920
Speaker 6: Sounded like it and also warning warning fun accent ah

2380
01:48:23,439 --> 01:48:24,920
Speaker 6: is going to be short.

2381
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:26,280
Speaker 2: Lived to in.

2382
01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:37,679
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, oh my god, my eyes.

2383
01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, am i am?

2384
01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:44,639
Speaker 6: You didn't even realize?

2385
01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:45,760
Speaker 5: Am I blat? Yeah?

2386
01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:49,400
Speaker 6: Just rub a good on you. Yeah, this is a

2387
01:48:49,560 --> 01:48:53,400
Speaker 6: nice Yeah when you get home. Yeah, just put a

2388
01:48:53,479 --> 01:48:56,200
Speaker 6: couple on the bobbie. I know it's New Zealand, it's

2389
01:48:56,240 --> 01:48:59,120
Speaker 6: not Australia, but it's the same thing. So if it's

2390
01:48:59,160 --> 01:49:01,720
Speaker 6: how you your pot for Australia, it's got to be

2391
01:49:01,800 --> 01:49:04,000
Speaker 6: how's your cake for New Zealand? How's your.

2392
01:49:07,439 --> 01:49:10,640
Speaker 5: It's all the same, all accents. Yeah, we love him

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Speaker 5: in the same categor right, More Woody Shows next.

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Speaker 6: Time Insensitivity Training for a politically worlds The Woody Show.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's gonna do it Tuesday morning in the books.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, check out the full show podcasts Just go to

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Speaker 6: the woodieshow dot com or get it wherever you find

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Speaker 6: podcast once again including Spotify. Knock on wood We're still there,

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Speaker 6: yeah for right now on the podcast today, First and foremost.

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Speaker 5: Thanks to our friend comedian Bird Christ and hanging out

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Speaker 5: with us. Uh you missed it.

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Speaker 6: You can get caught up on the podcast that and

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Speaker 6: everything else like Greg story about how he even grossed

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Speaker 6: himself out and training, these headlines and a whole bunch more.

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Speaker 6: Coming back here tomorrow with another fresh shot a gas

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Speaker 6: for a year. Also Woody Show rent relief. Yeah, we

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Speaker 6: could be paying your rent or mortgage for the month

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Speaker 6: of January. More knots Berry Farm tickets. Also tomorrow Woody

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Speaker 6: Show Crossfire with Hammer and Hank in Half Baked. We

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Speaker 6: got that, and a visit from old Saint Dick. It's

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Speaker 6: a Sea Bass Santa so generous once again for us.

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Speaker 6: This year we'll have that radio's most immature game, Guess

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Speaker 6: whose gas?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Is all that?

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Speaker 6: More Wednesday here on the Woody Show. Anything you got

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Speaker 6: for us in the meantime you can leave on the

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Speaker 6: after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty four.

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Speaker 6: Woody find us, follow us on social media, look for

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Speaker 6: us there at the Woody Show.

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Speaker 5: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

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Speaker 10: Please Yeah, In just a few weeks you might start

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Speaker 10: getting messages asking if you're taking part in dry January.

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01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:47,760
Speaker 10: It is very important that you block those people.

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Speaker 6: Because again, Greg can't imagine a single day without a Drake,

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Speaker 6: a whole week, or a month. A month, Hey, forgive it,

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01:50:58,920 --> 01:51:00,840
Speaker 6: about it. Even Burke Crich has been able to do it.

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Speaker 6: I know, I repeat, I cannot do it. No, I

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Speaker 6: will block you, all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,

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Speaker 6: thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some

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Speaker 6: of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,

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01:51:12,439 --> 01:51:14,599
Speaker 6: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can

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Speaker 6: suck it. We'll catch back here on Wednesday. Have a

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01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:18,839
Speaker 6: great day, s MD Doublem.

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Speaker 5: Your mom's a bitch, You was a bitch, and happy Holidays.

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Speaker 2: All you hold is bitches,