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Speaker 1: be emotionally harmful.

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Speaker 2: Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy Cox all the time, I do so had of

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Speaker 3: me Allan Coxshow kickslash man.

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Speaker 4: He'll go, welcome thro me.

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Speaker 5: What's you go?

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Speaker 2: I can see a lot of cocks on TV.

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Speaker 4: Allen Cox from me, Allen Cono.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's about you?

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Speaker 8: This will be a great show.

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Speaker 1: Let's kick it.

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Speaker 4: Coffee kick, get that you'll got tight with it, hasty group. Okay,

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Speaker 4: what do three kicks?

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Speaker 6: Take it?

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Speaker 4: Tom Damn?

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Speaker 8: Put you one time?

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Speaker 5: Take it?

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Speaker 1: Allen Cox. Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.

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Speaker 9: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven double.

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Speaker 6: U M M.

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Speaker 2: As Tyler is in dry Ridge, Kentucky. It's painful. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what do you have? I got a horrible case of

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Speaker 2: dry ridge? I tell you what. I called my wife

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Speaker 2: and he said.

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Speaker 10: Honey, hey mean here they got dry ridge again on

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Speaker 10: the underside, are up top.

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Speaker 2: Both mistime duel.

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Speaker 4: Dual dry ridge doesn't feel good. He told me.

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Speaker 10: There's aquapoor. There's all kinds of things you can use.

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Speaker 4: I told him I'd wait till I got home for

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Speaker 4: your grandma's.

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Speaker 10: Lemon juice and plaster of parasci. I don't even know

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Speaker 10: if that's the thing. Now, Hey, listen, man might work. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: why not at horse paste? Work for your other stuff? Right,

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Speaker 10: try lemon juice and a fat andy?

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Speaker 2: What up?

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Speaker 10: Please tell me your please tell me, please tell me

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Speaker 10: you are super skinny.

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Speaker 11: I'm medium andy now, Yeah, okay, he actually be fair.

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Speaker 11: Oh whatever, good, I'm gonna get in there. It comes

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Speaker 11: and goes yep, anyway, regardless. There's this old salty salty

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Speaker 11: ads mechanic at the mall good Year in Mentor Mall

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Speaker 11: parking lot. It's it's gone now, But back in the day,

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Speaker 11: this guy, you know, he used to he was very strange,

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Speaker 11: and he lived with his mom, and he was like

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Speaker 11: fifty years old, and he'd.

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Speaker 8: Be like excreary place. I got one hundred and twenty

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Speaker 8: thousand bucks at the bay, I hate twelve. So we

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Speaker 8: glued the quarter in front of his toolbox on the

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Speaker 8: floor and I don't remember what they used the blue

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Speaker 8: it on there too.

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Speaker 4: JB.

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Speaker 11: Welder's something really strong to have to pick it up.

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Speaker 11: And he saw us all laughing at him.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 11: And so he went and got his air chisel and

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Speaker 11: put a bit on there and chiseled it off the ground,

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Speaker 11: bit it with his teeth and stuck in his pocket,

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Speaker 11: and he's like, hare.

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Speaker 10: Well wow, he went all in. He's like, he's like underdog.

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Speaker 10: He's like biting the money to make sure that it's

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Speaker 10: I thought that was going to end with him coming

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Speaker 10: back and murdering half of your comments.

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Speaker 2: That never sounded like it.

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Speaker 11: No, he was very strangely like that. The one time

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Speaker 11: he brought us uh pictures of a Lady of the

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Speaker 11: night signing his documents there you go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, showed him.

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Speaker 11: To everybody, and we're like.

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Speaker 2: Like, there's one in every crew.

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Speaker 10: It's easy to stack up one hundred and twenty g's

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Speaker 10: when you're living with your mom and you're fifty, I guess, but.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought too. I'm like, wow,

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Speaker 11: good for you. I'm eighteen and I pay rent. So okay,

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Speaker 11: all right, thank you, Andy, You're welcome. All right, thanks man.

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Speaker 10: There's a fat formerly fat Andy now he's media medium.

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Speaker 2: Andy. Yeah, good for him.

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Speaker 10: I thought for sure it was gonna be the guy

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Speaker 10: came back and couldn't get that goddamn glued quarter off

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Speaker 10: the ground.

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Speaker 2: He came back and I'm the.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 4: So I live with my mother. So what.

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Speaker 10: Speaking of Seattle, one of our bureau chiefs sent me this.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if Roman sent me this, but I.

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Speaker 10: Just like the fact that this guy was known as

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Speaker 10: a prolific public masturbator, right, I mean, imagine you get

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Speaker 10: to the point where that's how you're described.

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Speaker 2: So good you are.

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Speaker 10: This guy creates an abundance of public masturbation. Now, this

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Speaker 10: is a is a registered sex offender, natch, who calls

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Speaker 10: himself the master baiter. Womp, womp. He's been arrested again.

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Speaker 10: This is his whole hook. This is like his thing. Hey,

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Speaker 10: you see me walking in your estate, bablishment, break out

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Speaker 10: the mop stroke coat.

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Speaker 10: This time in a grocery store in Seattle, a guy

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Speaker 10: named Keenan Pearson. He's forty six years old, described as

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Speaker 10: a prolific public masturbator. He was scooped up or a

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Speaker 10: few weeks back after being observed by witnesses openly masturbating

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Speaker 10: in a Seattle grocery store in front of numerous members

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Speaker 2: Did they say what department he was in. They did

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Speaker 2: not your honner.

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Speaker 3: I was in produce, and those melons you wouldn't believe

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Speaker 3: how attractive they were.

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Speaker 10: They reminded me of this massage I got one time

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Speaker 10: instantly took its own chubved up. Hey, you know, your honor,

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Speaker 10: it's involuntary. I can't always control it.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, so scared chubby Wubby.

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Speaker 10: When in front of my cops, he reportedly confessed that

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Speaker 10: he was quote and the immortal words of one Clarence Carter, stroking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy said he was stroking.

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Speaker 10: You imagine he's just walking around like an old school

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Speaker 10: boom box on his shoulder. He's walking through the store

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Speaker 10: playing stroke. Have you ever made love on a couch?

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Speaker 4: Have you ever masturbated the frozen food section? I don't

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Speaker 4: just make love.

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Speaker 2: I'm stroking. That's what I do.

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Speaker 13: I've been stroking, you, prolific public masturbator. Ostro to the west,

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Speaker 13: ostroke to the east. Clarence Carter left out north and south.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you something, Yeah, what time would be?

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Speaker 2: Do you like to make a love? Quarter past news?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever made lou just yes?

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Speaker 4: Callen response?

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Speaker 2: Now, have you ever met Lou Well you watched the

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Speaker 2: late show. Oh yeah, late night show. There's a lot

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Speaker 2: of time ago. Yes, have you ever a mat Loo yet?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I love see. I'm the guy in the audience's answer.

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Speaker 10: He's just trying to get through the song.

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Speaker 2: See the macar I sure have, yeah, eighty four and.

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Speaker 13: Pol car you go ahead, you tell them and the

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Speaker 13: police came and shine.

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Speaker 2: He's like, man, I have to make the yup.

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Speaker 6: That's how.

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Speaker 2: Ye stroke.

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Speaker 10: Anyway, this prolific public masturbator said that he was stroking.

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Speaker 10: They're in the grocery store. They don't say what chain

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Speaker 3: I got the visual god standing in the crowd, answering

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Speaker 3: him like, yes.

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Speaker 2: Sir, yes I have.

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Speaker 4: These aren't for you, this is just a song.

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Speaker 2: I'm all right, Yeah, I stroke.

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Speaker 13: I like to make love with a mask, so I

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Speaker 13: know in which direction I'm stroking it.

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Speaker 2: Do you have any more questions for me? I'm asking,

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Speaker 2: oh you do?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 11: How long has it been since you made oh seventy

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Speaker 11: two hours?

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Speaker 2: Did you yesterday?

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Speaker 10: Let's say mondays no, no, that.

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Speaker 2: You mean last week four? I can fellow others there.

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Speaker 13: I don't want to interrupt the show that you make

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Speaker 13: this last ye in all of twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely sure did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it might be bet you planning on making love.

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Speaker 4: I'm always planning. Yeah, I mean I'm a planet.

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Speaker 2: I don't like Wait what when you start?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, you're making Oh.

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Speaker 6: I'm gad to sound way.

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Speaker 2: Damn the pen is? What is it again?

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Speaker 4: Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: What is it again? I want to write that down?

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Speaker 2: Stroke you got, said the writer this man, I want

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Speaker 2: to be spoken a woman. Man the stoke.

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Speaker 13: Okay, Now when I start making love, can just put

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Speaker 13: my pan down?

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Speaker 2: Hold up, No, she's sex six five.

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Speaker 6: I want to know it's not sex.

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Speaker 2: And I can always tell.

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Speaker 13: But she gets sexified because when she gets sent are

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Speaker 13: you saying sex or sex?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Sex?

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Speaker 2: That's says cos we're.

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Speaker 4: Not gonna come here, are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I knew you were gonna curse there. That's okay.

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Speaker 4: Clarence Carter, Clarence, you know I was stoking my room.

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Speaker 13: I feel like this is a little personal and maybe

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Speaker 13: I shouldn't be listening to this.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to hear this. If you want to,

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Speaker 2: you don't have to tell me.

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Speaker 4: I think everybody else left.

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Speaker 2: This feels personal. Come on, man, the one guy in

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Speaker 10: Oh god, one guy at the Clarence Carter show, just

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Speaker 10: talking back.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's so good anyway.

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Speaker 10: The prolific mat He identified himself to the cops.

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Speaker 3: As master baiter. Yeah, clearly he's the guy. Yeah, he

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Speaker 3: loves the attention.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, large build, Carhart Beanie, great advertisement for them. Black sweatshirt,

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Speaker 10: black sweat pants. Should it be gray sweatpants? If you're

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Speaker 10: gonna be the master baiter. It doesn't say what well,

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Speaker 10: just gives the address. Doesn't say what grocery store. It's

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Speaker 10: probably easy to figure out what's the uh when speaking

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Speaker 10: with us, when speaking five hundred five av South Seattle,

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Speaker 10: weird uh. Several witnesses called the cops, and he admitted

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Speaker 10: to officers that he had been stroking inside the store.

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Speaker 10: While speaking with the cops, he was actively looking at

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Speaker 10: women and saying that they should be in his show

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Speaker 10: and that they could stroke it as well. One of

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Speaker 10: the witnesses told the officers that two customers had come

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Speaker 10: up to her and reported that this guy had been

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Speaker 10: following them around with his penis out and touching him.

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Speaker 10: One woman who worked in the food court, this is

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Speaker 10: pretty gross, right, You certainly feel unsafe. I mean, that's

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Speaker 10: of course, but they I like how oh specific witnesses

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Speaker 10: get because the cops obviously are going to ask them

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Speaker 10: to be as specific as possible because they got to

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Speaker 10: write this up in their incident report. And so the

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Speaker 10: woman said that he had been rubbing himself from quote

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Speaker 10: shaft to tip. Now you could be mid shaft and

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Speaker 10: that's still shaft.

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Speaker 2: The Ellen Cork Show on one hundred points of.

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Speaker 1: The Ellen Kirk Show.

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Speaker 4: Allan it says here that you call yourself one of

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Speaker 4: the few gay goat farmers in the Great State of Tennessee.

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Speaker 2: My mom has been dating?

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Speaker 10: Like, I don't care. I'm I'm actually I'm fine with it.

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Speaker 10: It's been two years. I don't want her to be lonely. Right,

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Oh my, this is the problem with my family.

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Speaker 10: I left home at seventeen to seek my famine fortune,

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Speaker 10: Until so all I could think of was, oh god,

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Speaker 10: No, it was nothing like that. There was nobody there.

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Speaker 10: She was just telling me, Hey, I've been going on

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Speaker 10: she's texting and emailing that kind of thing, right, boomer stuff.

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Speaker 10: It's fine again. I am happy for her. I have

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Speaker 10: Just did not expect that to be the topic of conversation.

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Speaker 2: Where's she meeting these guys? I don't know, She's not

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Speaker 10: One guy came up to her when she was having

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Speaker 2: Hi, and then like he hit her up again.

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Speaker 10: Another guy she met because she was out walking her

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Speaker 10: I didn't ask, well, the organic stuff is nice. It's

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Speaker 10: just fine. It was just that was the cherry on

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Speaker 10: Very, very strange, and all I could think about where

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Speaker 3: Oh's you can I your mom's silver she.

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Speaker 10: So that was that was merely part of it. People

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Speaker 4: Jesus, my mom.

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Speaker 10: Slices the turkey, thank you very much. I don't know

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Speaker 10: I've actually known for a while. It's the hard to

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Speaker 10: I hope you had the senior citizen sex talk with her.

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Speaker 10: Syphilis is running rampant among women her age. I don't

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Speaker 10: I think they're having some dinners and some wine, and

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Speaker 10: I said, just keep your head on a swivel with

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So which one of the five is

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Speaker 10: Nobody's coming. I don't know, because I'm not going home

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I'll find out next year. Nobody will tell me. I

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Speaker 4: can't believe that, dude, like, not even a heads up

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Speaker 4: from anybody. Nobody was like, hey, Alan, just a heads

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Speaker 10: It's like getting blood from a stone to get anybody

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 10: Somebody's always mad at two other people, and I'm way

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Speaker 4: I'm not even in the.

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Speaker 10: Venn diagram of my family right, So, in all honesty,

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Speaker 10: they might have thought I knew. They don't know what she's.

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Speaker 4: Saying to me.

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Speaker 10: You know, I have I have a text with my mom,

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Speaker 3: But no one in that text would have been like

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Speaker 3: That's odd. Not I would have my brother would have

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Speaker 3: do you think about mom?

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Speaker 10: Datingly, I don't know what's odd with people's family.

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Speaker 2: I know everybody.

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Speaker 10: Every family has its own kind of weird mechanisms. Every

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Speaker 10: I just go oh. Like I said to my brother,

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Speaker 10: I was like, thanks for the head's up. It's like, dude,

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Speaker 10: I don't want to talk about like all right, yeah,

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Speaker 10: they just didn't want to They either thought.

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Speaker 2: I knew.

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Speaker 10: Because my immediate reaction was to go directly into the

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Speaker 4: Hey, in all caps, you know, thanks?

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Speaker 10: But then you know, then what, Like I already had

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I guess at that point it's already gone.

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Speaker 10: Right Yeah, I mean, so it wasn't. I didn't see

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Speaker 10: who's going to be here? Like I texted my mom,

449
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,400
Speaker 10: and I granted, maybe it was too early. I texted

450
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 10: my mom mid October and said, hey, f yi, Nora

451
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 10: and I are coming for Thanksgiving. Just FYI let me

452
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 10: know if I can bring anything. And of course she'd

453
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 10: I say that just to say it. She's like, no, honey,

454
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 10: don't just bring yourself. I don't ever bring anything right.

455
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 10: One year, I brought one of them ice cream turkeys

456
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 10: that's roub An ice cream turkey and oh okay, and

457
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 10: put it there. Uh so mid October. But anyway, a

458
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 10: couple of days before Thanksgiving, my sister texts me that

459
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 10: my mom's freaking out because nobody's going to be around

460
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 10: for Thanksgiving, And I said, so, I send my sister

461
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 10: the screen grab of the text conversation with me and

462
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 10: my mom and she's like, okay, Well, so I text

463
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 10: my mom is all before I leave last week, I go, hey,

464
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 10: I just want to remind you we're coming for Thanksgiving,

465
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 10: so that she's not chewing my sister's ear off. So

466
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 10: I can't keep track of I don't know what's happening.

467
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 10: I can't keep track, but it was. It was great

468
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 10: for what it was. It was me and my mom

469
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 10: and my daughter.

470
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 2: That was dinner.

471
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 10: So yeah, very very weird. But people's lives changed, right.

472
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 10: My sister got married, so she's with her husband's family.

473
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 10: I mean, that's perfectly normal. When I was growing up,

474
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 10: we didn't know my dad's family. We never met anyone

475
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 10: from my dad's family. They didn't even come to his funeral.

476
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 10: I never even met his siblings at his funeral. So

477
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 10: I told my mom, I go, Mom, we never had

478
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 10: to contend with Dad's.

479
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Speaker 2: She was miffed that my sister wasn't going to be

480
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 2: I go, she's married. Now.

481
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 10: You never had to contend with dad's family. We never

482
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 10: had to schedule. You know, some people are going to

483
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 10: two and three thanksgivings.

484
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 2: I get it.

485
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Speaker 10: I don't envy those people, but I'm like, we just

486
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 10: have my mom's mom. My mom had one brother she

487
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 10: never talked to. So every one of our holidays was

488
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 10: us going to my grandma's. I said, you didn't have

489
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 10: to worry about juggling different family occasions. We always went

490
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 10: to grandma's. So you got to give people cut people

491
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 10: some slack. Was she pissed at your brothers. I don't

492
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 10: think she was pissed. I think she was just bummed out.

493
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 10: My mom has this idea that everyone's gonna come to her.

494
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 10: I'm like, Mom, it's just not realistic.

495
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 2: It's just not.

496
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 4: Everybody's got different things going on.

497
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 10: So anyway, so it was fine. I just the last

498
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 10: thing I expected her to throw at me was I've

499
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 10: been seeing some gentlemen and okay, cool, some gentleman callers.

500
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 10: For all I know, she's in some chihuahua support group.

501
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: Just keep showing yourself.

502
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 10: Well, I don't know, I don't know what the connective

503
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 10: tissue is here.

504
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 2: You know, her chihuahua loves me.

505
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 10: By the way I get there, her chihuahua barks a

506
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 10: little bit, and then I pick her up, and then

507
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 10: she proceeds to hump my leg for the entire afternoon.

508
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 10: So you know, babies and animals love me. They sense

509
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 10: an intellectual equal. So this, uh, you know, I'm sitting

510
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 10: there talking to my mom as she's telling me this,

511
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 10: there's a chihuahua humping my ankle. I'm like, all right,

512
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 10: well listen, I mean, it's it's one for the books,

513
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 10: getting it at both ends. Yeah this, yeah, Alan, what's

514
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 10: your mom's number?

515
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 5: You?

516
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 10: How dare you? I told you that in confidence, so obligatory.

517
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 10: Your mom is coming for Christmas? Joke, ha ha. I

518
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 10: think that it's, you know, time to give up in

519
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 10: Chicago called Cleveland home.

520
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 2: You can huff my smooth hole. Okay, never ever.

521
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 10: Ever, by the way, I can't get anyone to come

522
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 10: here because I, for the past thirty years, have been

523
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 10: the one not living in the area. So it's a

524
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 10: lot easier for me to go there than for every

525
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 10: ain't coming here. People won't come to Cleveland to visit me.

526
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 10: They just don't. So that's fine. Your mom could have

527
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 10: gone to five Thanksgiving with her lovers if you hadn't

528
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 10: shown up. Again, I don't have a witty repost for

529
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 10: you people. All right, this is what it is. Still

530
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,479
Speaker 10: processing all of this. It's fine. It's fine. If she's happy,

531
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 10: I'm happy. I don't want her in her house, you know,

532
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 10: wasting away. And I mean she has lots of things

533
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,239
Speaker 10: that she does, but I mean, you know, she got

534
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 10: a full dance card. But you know, she and my

535
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 10: dad every Friday night that went to the movies for

536
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 10: like forty years. My parents went to movies I'd never

537
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 10: even heard of. And I like going to the movies.

538
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 10: I'm usually the one like, hey have you seen this movie?

539
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 10: And people go, no, I never heard of it. My

540
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 10: mom would be like, hey have you seen this? I go,

541
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 10: I've never heard of it.

542
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: Oh you're dad, And I went, it's great.

543
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 10: Okay, Now again, my mom and dad have terrible taste

544
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 10: in movies, but they go and see everything, or they did.

545
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 4: So, and she's got something to do on a Friday

546
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 4: and Saturday night.

547
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 10: Mazel top. I think it's great. I just am getting

548
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 10: my head around it, that's all, you know. I have

549
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 10: a friend, one of my best friends. He was my

550
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,719
Speaker 10: co host in Chicago, but one of my best friends.

551
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 10: Next summer he will be dead ten years his wife

552
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 10: single woman doesn't date, and that's how she does it,

553
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 10: you know.

554
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: And she's a hell.

555
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 4: Of a lot younger than she's younger than me, so

556
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 4: some people will do it that way.

557
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 10: My mom goes, I will die missus Craig Cox, that

558
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 10: was my dad's name. I will So this has nothing

559
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 10: to do with down the road because her mom, my grandmother,

560
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 10: got remarried when she was like seventy.

561
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 2: But at that point it's this companionship, right.

562
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 10: She married her next door neighbor who lost his wife

563
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 10: to cancer. And my grandma's like, oh, I'll outlive him

564
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 10: because he's a decade younger than me.

565
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 2: Nope, he died. She'll live two husbands. Wow.

566
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 10: And my mom's like, I'm not Grandma, I'm not doing that.

567
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 10: I go I'm gramas of the exact same thing. So

568
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 10: I'm like, this is not a judgment thing at all.

569
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 10: I'm very happy for you. I would like you to

570
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 10: be careful, that's all it is. So yeah, So sure

571
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 10: you've got some thoughts. Did you warn your mom about sexting?

572
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 2: The internet is forever.

573
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 4: The woman is seventy six, all right.

574
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 10: I don't know that she's whatever she puts out there

575
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 10: into the ether.

576
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 4: I'm sure she'll stand by it. I don't know that

577
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 4: she's worried about that at all.

578
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 3: Sexting jokes, right, you're just you're still in the processing phase,

579
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 3: still in the the I just found out moments now.

580
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: It's all about your mom's sending sex. Listen.

581
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 10: I expect nothing less. We have a we have a

582
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 10: me and this audience. We have a silent agreement. Right,

583
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 10: nothing's off limits. That's what this is. I'm not going

584
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 10: to go hide under a rock. I'm just I told

585
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 10: you the listener in confidence. How dare you throw a

586
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 10: back my face? How dare you? Will you find it

587
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 10: weird when your new set that is six years older

588
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 10: than you, Listen, I don't know how that'll go. That

589
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 10: would be strange, except that is six years older than me.

590
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 6: All right?

591
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 2: Well, yes, so I won't be there for Christmas.

592
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 10: I'm sure that I will, though from this point forward

593
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 10: I will send a text to the sibling group chat

594
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 10: and be like, hey, didn't.

595
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 2: Get a heads up on this. Henceforth, maybe keep.

596
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 4: Me in the loop anything I need to know, anything

597
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 4: I need to know.

598
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 2: Anything at all, like maybe mom's uh.

599
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 4: Get any new suits for the blessed event upcoming nuptials.

600
00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 16: The Cock shommmms Cleveland, Baba, me and them join them,

601
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 16: and if you can't join.

602
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 9: Them, send a strongly worded letter asking why your application

603
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 9: was rejected. Another helpful tip from the Allen Cock.

604
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: Show one hundred voicemms.

605
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 10: Alan, how do you feel about the doomsday clock moving

606
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 10: up a second? Yeah, I saw that it's eighty nine

607
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 10: seconds to midnight. That's why we're renaming our Saturday night

608
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 10: metal show. So I don't know that doomsday clock is

609
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 10: my You know, the only time that you ever read

610
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 10: about the doomsday clock is when they go we're so

611
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 10: close to you know, this thing was established during the

612
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 10: nuclear age, I believe, right the Cold War, the atomic

613
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 10: age to visually represent how close we were to potential

614
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 10: nuclear annihilation.

615
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 4: But now people are kind of like doomsday clock.

616
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 10: Whatever, My question is, what is the furthest furthest we've

617
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 10: ever been away. It's not like human nature changes, It's

618
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 10: not like the people in charge of things are really

619
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 10: that divergent from one another current situation. Notwithstanding it's a

620
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 10: it's sociopaths all over there.

621
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 2: But I'm talking about under normal circumstances.

622
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 10: I'm always curious what is the furthest away from midnight

623
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 10: that the doomsday clock has ever been. Because upon its inception,

624
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 10: whoever created it, they had to have thought we're really close.

625
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 2: That's why I'm making this thing so people.

626
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 10: You know, obviously the public at large was much more

627
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 10: engaged in these things back then too. They paid much

628
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 10: more attention to things. So if you're asking how I

629
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 10: feel about it, I don't, but it is interesting, I

630
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 10: guess when those stories pop up.

631
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 2: The doomsday clock.

632
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 3: For this time from midnight was seventeen minutes in nineteen ninety.

633
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: Wow. Really, this is the closest it's ever been. Well,

634
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: I know that.

635
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 10: Well, every time I don't know the last time it

636
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 10: moved back. Every time we hear about it, it's moving

637
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 10: closer to midnight. The world is closer than ever to destruction.

638
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 10: The Chicago based Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists. I did

639
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 10: not know the history of the doomsday clock amid threats

640
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 10: of you know, and again, people I think, associate this

641
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 10: with nuclear war, but it's not a prediction.

642
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 2: It's just a metaphor.

643
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 10: But they're also factoring in climate change and AI. That's

644
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 10: why it's so close. It's not just you know, I

645
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 10: think nukes are maybe because nothing has happened for so long,

646
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,959
Speaker 10: But you got to understand, we're moving also into a

647
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 10: time of like tactical nukes right suitcase. All these things

648
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 10: that have been around for a while. God knows why

649
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 10: they haven't been used. I mean, if you stop and

650
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,839
Speaker 10: think about all the things that could have happened over

651
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 10: the past fifty years, you go, oh my god. You know,

652
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 10: you read stories about plots that were thwarted and things

653
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 10: like that, created by Oppenheimer, Albert Einstein and Eugene Rabinowitch.

654
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 10: How'd you like to be him? He's like the Michael

655
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 10: Collins of that group.

656
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: Right.

657
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 10: He's up there circling in the capsule. The other two

658
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 10: guys are running around on the moon. Oppenheimer and Einstein

659
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 10: and Eugene Rabinowitch I'm sure you science nerds know who

660
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,919
Speaker 10: that is, but I don't the other two guys.

661
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

662
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 10: Eugene Rabinowitch was a Russian born American biophysicist known for

663
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 10: his work in photosynthesis and nuclear energy. Yeah, but thank

664
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Speaker 10: god there nerds like that. Thank god. You best believe

665
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 10: we're gonna miss nerds someday when everybody's walking around with

666
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 10: their finger in their nose.

667
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,720
Speaker 2: I think there will always be nerds.

668
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 10: There's always gonna be people inside dungeons and dragons, nerds,

669
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 10: I mean useful nerds. There are plenty of nerds. I

670
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 10: mean like use like intelligent nerds.

671
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.

672
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 3: I think there's always gonna be like that group that

673
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 3: always wants to know more.

674
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: That's gonna be the future nerd. Alan.

675
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 10: When Buffets were shut down during COVID, did Rob get

676
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 10: super excited thinking that Jimmy Buffett had been shut down?

677
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 10: That feels like a stretch. Oh she's in my computer again.

678
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 2: M uh. The earl of the farthest away on the

679
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 2: doomsday clak was the early nineties.

680
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, Okay, well that's pretty good because the thing had

681
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 10: been around since mid forties. But boy, give it up

682
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 10: for Eugene Rabinowitch, if I'm pronouncing that properly. Also, thank

683
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 10: you to the people who are kind enough to send

684
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 10: me a schedule of the American Association of Nude Recreation

685
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 10: or an or. We were talking about this last week

686
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 10: when I was kind of recounting the story of one

687
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 10: of my earliest public appearances in radio. I did a

688
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 10: broadcast from a nudest colony in southwest Michigan, trying to

689
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 10: get some trying to get a buzz about myself, the.

690
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 4: New guy on the radio.

691
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 10: So well, anyway, I must be on their mailing list,

692
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 10: because they've sent me their whole events schedule for twenty

693
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 10: twenty five, and I appreciate that, and they run again.

694
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 10: It's not something every day, but it's a variety of

695
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 10: things throughout the year. And I'm very much on record

696
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 10: is not having an issue with public nudity, right. They't

697
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 10: mind it for myself, don't mind it for other people.

698
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 10: That's how you came into the world, That's how you're

699
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 10: gonna go out. Why not have a little fun in between.

700
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 10: World Naked Gardening Day is May the third, they're kind

701
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:23,399
Speaker 10: enough to point out, so you know, maybe that day

702
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 10: guys painted green it or purple. Some of you won't

703
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 10: have to paint it purple. And you should get that

704
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 10: checked out. This Back to Nature celebration is one of

705
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 10: the most popular nudest events of the year, celebrating World

706
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 10: Naked Gardening Day. Some people organize naked gardening parties.

707
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 2: That's weird.

708
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 10: Why that, Well, there's a lot of crouching. There's good

709
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 10: naked and bad naked, right, like the man said, And

710
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 10: there's a lot of crouching for World Gardening Day.

711
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 2: You don't want like.

712
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 4: There's a lot of squeezing of things.

713
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 3: And it's soil, and like you don't want that stuff

714
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 3: near the genitals. That's right, So gardening you seem you

715
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 3: wouldn't want. You just be careful. You know you're probably

716
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 3: in flip flops or something, so you know you'd miracle

717
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 3: grow on my genis. Nobody wants dirty balls. That's that's true.

718
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 3: Miracle grow gott of hope for something.

719
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 10: National Nude in Nature Day is June twenty first, That

720
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 10: what makes sense. That's also the aforementioned Paul McCartney's birthday,

721
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 10: a man who has forever sullied his reputation because of

722
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 10: his appreciation a fellow genius songwriter Jimmy Buffett not taking

723
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 10: the bait again, Olan, I know, my mom tried very much.

724
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 10: By the way, I'm sorry that is not His birthday

725
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 10: is June the eighteenth. My mom tried very much to

726
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 10: have me on Paul McCartney's birthday because my mom was

727
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 10: such a huge Beatles fan. I was born five days later.

728
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 10: I was an emergency c section. I was a month late,

729
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 10: but she wanted to have me on Paul McCartney's birthday

730
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 10: and it didn't work out.

731
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 2: I think you just gave up your birthday. My birthday's

732
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 2: June twenty third.

733
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 5: No, I know.

734
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, National Nude in Nature Day gives you a great

735
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 10: reason that says to go skinny dipping at your favorite

736
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 10: lake or river or visit a nude beach. Now, as

737
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 10: far as I'm concerned, you don't need a reason to

738
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,280
Speaker 10: go skinny dipping.

739
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 2: See, I don't mind being naked in public.

740
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 10: When we go to hippy Hollow and I'm in Austin

741
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 10: and we're going to nude beaches and things like that,

742
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 10: I do not like being I'm very wary now of

743
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 10: natural bodies of water because we've ruined our natural resources.

744
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 10: I don't know what the hell is in there. I've

745
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 10: never gone skinny dipping in my life. I don't need

746
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 10: something crawling up in there because I wasn't hip to

747
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,439
Speaker 10: what's happening in this particular lake.

748
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 2: Lakes always make me nervous. Yes, of course, ocean different.

749
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 10: I think God knows ocean too, just bigger things that

750
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 10: can get you in the ocean. I'll go out, I'll

751
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 10: go out knee deep. That's fine, but I'm not putting

752
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 10: any of my meats and cheeses.

753
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 2: Underneath.

754
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 3: When you think about it, though, even if you have

755
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 3: a bathing suit on right, that water is still getting

756
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 3: into the areas it needs to get to to cause

757
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 3: a problem, whether you're wearing a suit or not.

758
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 10: I know, so you have to start wearing a cork,

759
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 10: cond them in a cork when you go in the lake.

760
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 10: I wear my cabana shorts. They're like skin tight and

761
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 10: they cover so much. Nude Recreation Week I hope all

762
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 10: of you listening are consulting your calendar. Nude Recreation Week

763
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 10: is July seventh through the thirteenth.

764
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: This is very very smart on their part.

765
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 10: Out of it's by design or just the way it

766
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 10: worked out, But this is how they don't want to.

767
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 10: Obviously people are doing other things over the fourth of July.

768
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 10: They want to make sure that people have a good

769
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 10: time right after the fourth of July.

770
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 4: So Nude Recreation week is July seventh through the thirteenth.

771
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 3: Trying to keep it far away from the fourth of July. Fine,

772
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 3: I think so flames around that stuff.

773
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 10: Yes, July eighth is our friend Sebastian Maniscalco's birthday, so

774
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 10: I'm going to text him and see if he takes part,

775
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 10: even though I already know the answer. He's quite reserved

776
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 10: despite his public persona. July seventh through the thirteenth. International

777
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 10: Skinny Dip Day is July the twelfth. There for this

778
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 10: as the high point of the summer nudest season, and

779
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 10: that's the one you're taking the hard pass on. I'm

780
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 10: not gonna go Skinnyday.

781
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 4: Now.

782
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 10: July twenty sixth and twenty seventh Women in Nude Recreation Weekend.

783
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 10: There are many beaches in northeast Ohio where you can

784
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 10: legally be topless. Really, of course, there's a lot of

785
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 10: free the nipple in this part of the country and

786
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 10: it should be. Yes, So people who you thank you

787
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 10: so much again to the people there with the American

788
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 10: Association of Nude Recreation for sending me their calendar. They've

789
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 10: got a website or they say you can also call

790
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 10: one eight hundred Try Nude if you want to get

791
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 10: But they have thirty thousand members and skinny dipping enthusiasts

792
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 10: is what they call them.

793
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 2: So good for them and thank you, and who knows.

794
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 10: I'm sure you can make your own calendar if you're

795
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 10: a nudity enthusiast.

796
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,959
Speaker 2: Hey, Randy, Hello, allan clearly.

797
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 17: Pretty good half a New Years Sir. A couple of

798
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 17: quick bullet points about.

799
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 6: The nudity thing.

800
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 17: You were referencing Seinfeld with good naked versus bad naked,

801
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 17: and you know, specifically in that episode his hot girlfriend.

802
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 17: She's doing all these household chores and stretching and grunting.

803
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: And making faces.

804
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 17: Yes, well yeah, Well the reason I bring that up is,

805
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 17: I don't know, have you listened to Gilbert Godfrey's amazing

806
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 17: colossal podcast.

807
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 2: It's really high Larry, I had one.

808
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 4: I have to assume this is an old episode since

809
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 4: he is dead.

810
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 17: Yeah, unfortunately they're all old episodes at this point. Yeah,

811
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 17: but he's had He and his co hosts have had

812
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 17: on mister Skin. You remember that guy used to appear

813
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 17: frequently on Stern.

814
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 2: I used to have him on my should back in

815
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: the day.

816
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 4: Yeah cool.

817
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 6: Yeah.

818
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 17: So one of the things Gilbert loves about mister Skin

819
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 17: is not only like, Oh, a particular actress I like,

820
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 17: and you can tell me specifically what film she's in

821
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 17: and exactly what time in the film. We can see

822
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 17: the particular like oh, she's topless here, she's full nude here,

823
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 17: he says. Gilbert is a fan of what he calls

824
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 17: casual nudity.

825
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 5: Where like, you know how the movie usually.

826
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 17: It's like a love scene, sex scene, or like a

827
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 17: woman in a shower or something, or she's getting dressed

828
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 17: or undress. He says, you don't see this shoe off

829
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 17: when he goes. But I want to see like women

830
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 17: like nude, like getting up on like a step stool

831
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 17: and having to change a light bulb, you know. I

832
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 17: I so that that would be what Seinfo would say.

833
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 17: It's like bad naked. Gilbert was a big fan.

834
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: M Yeah, did you find the one Gilbert Godfrey thing

835
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:39,760
Speaker 3: that wasn't funny?

836
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.

837
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 10: I'm I had never heard that podcast. I knew it existed,

838
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 10: but I had.

839
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 6: But if I do it in the voice.

840
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 2: You know I can't.

841
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 10: I can't do right. Thank you, Randy, there's Randy in Akron, Ohio.

842
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 10: I trust I'm pronouncing that properly.

843
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 2: Alan.

844
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 10: Is that their whole event schedule? No, no, No, the

845
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 10: one right next to it naked gardening Day. Everybody gets

846
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 10: together to trim their bushes, is what this person says, Right,

847
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 10: that's what you came for. Yeah, don't go and get

848
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 10: pegged by a narwall. Somebody else offers, boy, that is

849
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 10: that's a stretch. But the nude events, good for them.

850
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 10: Speaking of nude by the way, our buddy rat I

851
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 10: was sending a new piece of video and we watched

852
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 10: these thinking he's gonna whip it out.

853
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 2: He never does.

854
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 10: I mean, but don't you watch it going every time

855
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 10: something's gonna happen, And it's.

856
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 3: Always the same, Like the title of the videos like

857
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 3: just sent from the phone, like m OV one, and

858
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this is gonna be the one.

859
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it. This time it was just it's him.

860
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 10: He's like I walk five I walk five bridges, thirty

861
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 10: to forty miles a week.

862
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,479
Speaker 2: He's got his uncle's funeral I think up here.

863
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 10: But the video I think is I don't know if

864
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 10: the videos from Florida, but it's just him and he's

865
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 10: all bundled up, you know, he's got like running leggings

866
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 10: on or whatever. And I don't know that there's sound.

867
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 10: He's got some music on maybe, and it's just him

868
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 10: on a bridge, and then he's doing some shadow boxing

869
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 10: and and so he's showing off. He's peacocking for rob

870
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 10: I think is what he's doing. And there's nothing wrong

871
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 10: with that. Thank you Rat. Always happy to see that

872
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 10: he's taking care of himself. But after we got that,

873
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,479
Speaker 10: you know, he was dancing around in his living room

874
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 10: when we thought for sure he was gonna Buffalo bill

875
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 10: us that first one.

876
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 2: For sure, man, I was like, this is it.

877
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to get this strange man's penis and no,

878
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 3: so congratulations And it didn't come to that.

879
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 4: But then you know what happens as you go, well

880
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 4: what you got against me?

881
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 10: Then you feel kind of worried about it. Right, So anyway,

882
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 10: all right, thank you Rat. We always like like hearing

883
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 10: from a rat.

884
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 2: Thank you, palm side, but inside side, but dead.

885
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 4: I have the greatest talent around.

886
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 2: My farts never ever made any sounds.

887
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 10: I was writing this story about farting whales silent the Navy.

888
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 10: They were tripping Navy submarine sensors. You know, everybody's on

889
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 10: a high alert out there in the seas. And the

890
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 10: Navy was concerned that Russian drones were targeting nuclear subs

891
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 10: because they were getting these pings. And they turned out

892
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 10: that those pings were not Russian drones targeting UK nuclear subs,

893
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 10: they were farting whales.

894
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 2: Wow, And I'm like, where is our money going?

895
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 10: They can't tell between These are the kind of things

896
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 10: that start wars, right, I know these things are probably

897
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 10: double and triple checked. But you know, Hunt for Red October,

898
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 10: that kind of stuff on the brink, all set off

899
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 10: by a huge whales nuclear gamesmanship, and you know, we're

900
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 10: spending billions, hundreds of billions of dollars and we can't

901
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 10: tell drone pings from whale farts. Really inspires confidence and

902
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,439
Speaker 10: everything that's going on a chip.

903
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 2: Yes, chip, Hello, I am here.

904
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 6: Can you hear me?

905
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 2: I can't?

906
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 5: God good. I decided to see several years ago. I

907
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 5: think it's almost six years ago. I hit cancer and

908
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 5: I went through cancer treatment and we chear cancer these days.

909
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 5: And I decided right then, being a runner, I wanted

910
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 5: to run a naked five k. I thought, here's the time.

911
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 6: You know, I made it through this, I'm just going

912
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 6: to go do it. So there's a place in.

913
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 5: Across the border in Pennsylvania that they hold a naked

914
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 5: five k every year around July. The date changes sometimes,

915
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 5: but you can.

916
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 6: Go out there and.

917
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 5: Run with all the rest of the runners. It's inside

918
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 5: of the White Thorn Lodge. It's the name of the place. Yeah,

919
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 5: oh yeah, okay. So I go out there, and the

920
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 5: first year I did it, I say, I need a

921
00:49:59,320 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 5: picture of it.

922
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 6: Now you can't have cameras obviously.

923
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 4: But.

924
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 5: Up there, I brought my camera and I handed it

925
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 5: to somebody and I said, you know, can you take

926
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 5: a picture by the sign here? And you know, if

927
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 5: you know anything about running At the end of the race,

928
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 5: they have bananas.

929
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,720
Speaker 6: Or fruit or whatever.

930
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, this time, so I went over.

931
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 5: I mean I just went over and I said, can

932
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 5: you I've got a banana, and I asked them if

933
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 5: they take a picture of me, that's a sign with

934
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 5: me ho my banana, and they certainly did, So you

935
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 5: can do that they're going to have it again this year.

936
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 5: I'm sure.

937
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of Chip is talking about.

938
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 10: It's a very small town called Darlington, PAHs about halfway

939
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 10: through between Youngstown and Pittsburgh where they have this.

940
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 2: And can I ask what kind of cancer you had? Chip?

941
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 6: It was oral cancer. I had soap cancer.

942
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 10: Okay, Now, surely you're you're surely you're familiar with the

943
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 10: story of actor Michael Douglas getting throat cancer and the

944
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 10: they inferred that he got it from munching on his

945
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 10: wife so frequently, the lovely Catherine George.

946
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: Is that how you? Is there a happy lady in

947
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: your house?

948
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 4: That?

949
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not sure.

950
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 5: I thought you were going to go with the Catherine

951
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 5: Vita Jones and I don't know her.

952
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,800
Speaker 10: Well, no, not that you got it from Catherine's Eda Jones.

953
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 10: But but you're okay, now you get it.

954
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 6: Yes, I am and so but but you but.

955
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 2: Your point is you still do the five K or

956
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 2: you just did it that one time.

957
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 5: No, I've did it the first year.

958
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 6: I've done it three years straight.

959
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 4: And I go there.

960
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 6: They have just the pool area. Well, you've been there,

961
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 6: it's very nice.

962
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, And the people are all really nice and a

963
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,320
Speaker 5: lot of people get the wrong in pre when.

964
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 6: You go to the newest place, but they.

965
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 5: Think automatically, you know, winever rolls into their head. Actually,

966
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 5: once you and you know this, I'm sure once you

967
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 5: get into the element, it's not what people think.

968
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 2: It's great, it's well, we have a very prudish culture. Chip,

969
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 2: you know this.

970
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 6: Well it's unfortunate, yes, but all right.

971
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 2: Well I'm glad you're doing better.

972
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 6: Chip, Yes, thank you.

973
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 18: The Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven, when the

974
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 18: world just seems too.

975
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:37,439
Speaker 9: Crazy, gaze into the eyes of the child because you'll

976
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 9: probably find a booger and man, is that a hoof?

977
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 9: Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven.

978
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:52,240
Speaker 2: W mms. Were you ever in one of those screen movies?

979
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 2: And everything?

980
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 6: I wasn't.

981
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 2: I wasn't a screen that one screen movie.

982
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 9: I know.

983
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 2: Michael Rappaport is here. He's in Cleveland.

984
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:04,439
Speaker 10: He's an actor, he's a comedian, he's a philosopher, he's

985
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,720
Speaker 10: a provocateur, and he's a probably a hell of a dancer.

986
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 10: Are you a good dancer at all? I'm a married guy. Right,

987
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 10: you got to learn you're a philosopher that a dancer

988
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 10: And saying I'm a philosopher as a stretch. Well, listen,

989
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 10: you are everywhere though. Yes, I hear you on stern

990
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 10: during football.

991
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 4: Seasons saying awful, awful things to Gary. Well, you call

992
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 4: him Gary, I call him. I know you call him

993
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 4: awful things. It's high hilaryrious. It's it's interesting that you

994
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 4: call him Gary. A professional courtesy. Well, that is not

995
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 4: you're not really understanding that. It's it's actually a monkey

996
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 4: that they.

997
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 10: Brought him from the wilderness and shaved down and trained old.

998
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 2: That's it.

999
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 4: That is a professional courtesy and somewhat of a stretch.

1000
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 2: But that's right, that's right.

1001
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 10: But you have been in some of our favorite films,

1002
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 10: some of our favorite television shows.

1003
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,760
Speaker 2: I love the show Justified. You were on that Love Justified.

1004
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 15: That's coming. I don't know if you have any part

1005
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 15: of that. But you're in an all time like Chappelle's

1006
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 15: show Sketchy. I mean, you got a million things done.

1007
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.

1008
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,760
Speaker 10: Is it is it safe to say that you're getting

1009
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 10: back to roots by doing stand up? You moved out

1010
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 10: West as a young young man, did you stand up?

1011
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:18,320
Speaker 4: No?

1012
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 19: I don't look at it like that. I don't look

1013
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 19: at it like that. I mean, I started out as

1014
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 19: a stand up when I was nineteen. I didn't really

1015
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 19: know exactly what I wanted to be. I thought I

1016
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 19: was going to be like a comedian. I wanted to

1017
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 19: be the next Eddie Murphy. That was my goal, yep.

1018
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 19: And I thought everybody did right, everybody did it. I

1019
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 19: thought i'd be a comedian stend a comedian that went

1020
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 19: into acting. But I didn't know that I would fall

1021
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 19: in love with, you know, just dramatic acting and sort of.

1022
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 2: Just street acting. Were you at all?

1023
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 10: Were you at all professionally trained? No, through that some

1024
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 10: people are like, it just comes out of me. I

1025
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 10: have an acumen for it. You didn't like you weren't

1026
00:54:59,120 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 10: taking stell Andndler.

1027
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 6: No.

1028
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 10: I would get called in for auditions when I would

1029
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 10: be on stage being a young, very very very raw comedian,

1030
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 10: and the first time I read scenes to audition, it

1031
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 10: made more sense than any sport.

1032
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 19: That I had dreamt of playing. And it just was

1033
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 19: like I could do this. I was like, not only

1034
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 19: could I do I'm going to do this.

1035
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 4: I got this.

1036
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 19: I'm going to do this and uh, you know, and

1037
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 19: then I started getting cast in films and and and

1038
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 19: you know, and eventually stopped doing stand up and you know,

1039
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 19: fell deeply in love with with acting. And then in

1040
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 19: about three or four years ago, like probably about a

1041
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 19: year before the pandemic, I started doing stand up. And

1042
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 19: then the pandemic, you know, serfect timing, Yeah, yeah, and uh,

1043
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 19: and then I've been, uh, you know, back doing stand up,

1044
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 19: and you know, I really love it. It's fun, it's unpredictable,

1045
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 19: it's you're in charge of everything, which is unlike you know,

1046
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 19: being an actor, because as an actor, uh, you have

1047
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 19: to defer to an editor, you have defer to the directors.

1048
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 2: And sometimes your executives. You might not even make it

1049
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 2: into the thing.

1050
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 10: You get into the thing, or or the thing that

1051
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 10: you wanted to make into the thing doesn't make it

1052
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 10: into the thing, right, But I still love it. But

1053
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 10: you know, I love just the the sort of the

1054
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 10: the unpredictability of stand up and the predictability of it.

1055
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 4: And I also love the fact that you know, it's

1056
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 4: it's it's.

1057
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 2: You're you're in control. So I really enjoy that.

1058
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 10: And I love, you know, the immediacy, the immediacy of

1059
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,439
Speaker 10: being in front of a crowd is the best.

1060
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 15: Yeah, and especially with a guy like you who has

1061
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 15: such a big personality and has you know, you're somewhat opinionated.

1062
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 4: I would say, yes, yes, Yes, you've made one or

1063
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 4: two calls on some things.

1064
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 15: Yeah, go up on stage and you can You're gonna

1065
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 15: get a reaction out of the crowd one way or

1066
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 15: the other. Yes, it's very fun to watch. And I

1067
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 15: mean just you're you're actor that has made a name

1068
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 15: for himself just being a personality, which I think is

1069
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 15: pretty rare because a lot of times, you know, it's

1070
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 15: everybody thinks the person on the screen is who they are.

1071
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 15: You are, you have your own person out of that

1072
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 15: people they hear Michael, they hear your voice.

1073
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 2: I'm reading it right now. Yeah, they know who that is.

1074
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that that that part of

1075
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 10: my career, that part of my arsenal, that part of

1076
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 10: my persona was really un calculated. You know, the the

1077
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 10: the social media and and in the last five or

1078
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 10: six years of everything that's been going on in the world,

1079
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 10: and you know, my opinions and.

1080
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 4: It just sort of happened.

1081
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 2: I can't plan it.

1082
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:50,439
Speaker 4: You know, there's there's goods and there's some things that are.

1083
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 2: Bad about it.

1084
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 4: But I'm glad it is what it is.

1085
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 7: You know.

1086
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 19: I I've definitely always had opinions, but social media, you know,

1087
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 19: people get to see them and.

1088
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 10: Hear them, and everyone's are amplified. Everybody Obviously, if you

1089
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 10: have more people following you, you're still going to be

1090
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 10: larger than life, even in that space. But everybody has

1091
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 10: kind of been there. There's a certain democracy to it.

1092
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 10: Not a meritocracy, of course, but I mean there's certain

1093
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 10: you know, every jag off now has a microphone, including myself.

1094
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 10: Well we all do, right, we all do. So it's

1095
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 10: an interesting thing and you know, it's brought me a

1096
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 10: sort of whole other sort of I don't want to

1097
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 10: say career. It's a notoriety yea or something like that.

1098
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 10: I don't know exact word. Like I said, you know,

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00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 10: there's you know, there's things that are I love about it.

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00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 10: There's other things that my wife doesn't love about it, right,

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00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 10: She also like.

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00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 4: Is just like shut up. You know you're in the

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00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 4: room like I'm dating a videos, She's like, shut up.

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00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 14: You know.

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00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 10: So I like to have fun where they're gonna take

1107
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 10: the rough with the smooth, honey. I don't know, I

1108
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 10: can tell you exactly. So I like to have phone

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00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 10: with it. And you know, I'm happy to be here

1110
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 10: in Cleveland.

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00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 19: I'm happy to be performing at the Improv and I'm

1112
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 19: looking forward to, you know, a good weekend here in

1113
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 19: the weather. Just the sun just came out for me today,

1114
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 19: which I love and I'm excited about that. I know

1115
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 19: this is nothing to you guys, like a little snow.

1116
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 19: It's like sunbathing weather. It's a surfing weather.

1117
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 2: This is beach weather. Yeah.

1118
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 10: So Michael Rabbitport is at the Cleveland Improv. There's two

1119
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 10: shows tonight, two shows tomorrow night. Go to Cleveland improv

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Speaker 10: dot com for the details. Part of I think the

1121
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 10: unpredictability for you is the audience assuming they're gonna get

1122
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 10: one guy and you'll probably give them another guy at

1123
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 10: least part of you know what I mean, it's people.

1124
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 10: You seem like somebody that people want a pigeonhole. Yeah,

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00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, like I said, it's social media.

1126
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 10: I you know, you definitely you know what I'm doing.

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00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 10: Stand up, you get a you know, a well rounded

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00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 10: human being, you know, in the flesh. You know, a

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00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 10: lot of times there's social media. One of the things

1130
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 10: that people like will come up to me, like fans

1131
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 10: or something will come up to me and be like,

1132
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 10: you know, what the half is?

1133
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 6: What the haf that?

1134
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 11: You know?

1135
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm not, you know, like people expect

1136
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 4: me to be on full tilt all the time.

1137
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 10: Obviously on one stage, I am on full tilt, but

1138
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 10: but I you know, it's not just a you know, yelling, you.

1139
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 4: Know I talk. The thing about being a trash talker is.

1140
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 10: That I feel like you have to make fun of

1141
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 10: yourself first and foremost diffuse the whole.

1142
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 19: Thing, because if you're going to talk about everybody else,

1143
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 19: I feel like you have to be able to give

1144
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 19: it as good as you take it.

1145
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 10: And that's definitely what I do. What is Michael Rappaport

1146
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 10: insecure about?

1147
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 12: Oh?

1148
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 2: Man?

1149
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:33,919
Speaker 10: Have been?

1150
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 2: Is will be?

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01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 5: Man?

1152
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 2: That's a good question, man, that's man. What am I

1153
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:40,479
Speaker 2: insecure about?

1154
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 4: I mean like, if somebody weren't to if somebody had

1155
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 4: never been asked, that's a good question. I feel like

1156
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 4: I'm in therapyst.

1157
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 10: Well because I think of from the perspective of, you know,

1158
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 10: we have some notoriety here locally, you have any fans

1159
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 10: of the show, people know us or whatever, and every

1160
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 10: so often, you'll get an insult from someone that you

1161
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 10: would never tell them in a million years really got

1162
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 10: to you and they don't know it, but it just

1163
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 10: happened to They got you at the right spot and

1164
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 10: you go on with your day. But it's like, God,

1165
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 10: that sucks. They nailed me, and I'll never have It's

1166
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 10: a good question. It's for interpersonal things. It's not like

1167
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 10: professional things or public things.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 19: I mean, you know, you get insecure about, you know,

1170
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 19: getting older, you get insecure about you know, my deepest

1171
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 19: insecurities is like, you know, just like you know who

1172
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 19: I am as a person, and who am you know,

1173
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 19: uh to to my wife? And who who I am

1174
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 19: as a father? And you know, those are the things

1175
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 19: that I'm mostly concerned about.

1176
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 10: Like as far as were you more of a hot

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01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 10: head as a younger guy, I think I'm probably.

1178
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 4: To be honest with you, I'm probably more of a

1179
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 4: hot head now. But but but calculated, yeah, calculated, So

1180
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 4: surgical bursts, surgical burst, But I'm never hot head.

1181
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're like there, but even then, there's been bursts.

1182
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 19: Even then, there were when I was younger, there was

1183
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 19: burst Like I'm not an out of control person right

1184
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 19: that that That's one of the things that I don't

1185
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 19: like about my online persona is that people think I'm like, yo,

1186
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 19: this guy's crazy.

1187
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 4: And I will say that I can't sionate no, no,

1188
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 4: people think I'm nuts.

1189
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Speaker 19: And and I will say that ninety nine point nine

1190
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Speaker 19: percent of my social media stuff has all been one

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Speaker 19: hundred percent calculated.

1192
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Speaker 2: And and except that Walgreens video.

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01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 10: Well that was that was I wasn't the guy stealing, no,

1194
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 10: I know, but did you shoot it around past?

1195
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Speaker 4: You shot?

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Speaker 2: That was crazy? That was wild.

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Speaker 10: That was nuts, Michael saying a Walgreens, He's like, I

1198
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Speaker 10: guess people are just taking stuff now. Wild to see that,

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Speaker 10: you know, like to see the dude just so casually

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01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 10: just shopping and then walk out that was bugged out.

1201
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 4: It was if you saw where it was.

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01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 10: I mean like it was like you couldn't be in

1203
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 10: a more busier corner. And the and the and the

1204
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 10: security guard was it's all the time, all the time,

1205
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,439
Speaker 10: and he's not gonna get stabbed. He's like, I'm making

1206
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 10: twelve fifteen hours. It's all different, all different kinds of people.

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Speaker 10: There's a couple of two white duites came in the

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Speaker 10: other day. They were I took a bunch of beers,

1209
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 10: young college kids. They told me peace when I mean,

1210
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 10: they said, it's all different.

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Speaker 2: Kinds of people.

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Speaker 10: It makes you wonder what you have to do to

1213
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 10: lose a retail security job exactly.

1214
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Speaker 5: You know what I mean?

1215
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 2: Like, you just try and stop him. That's how you

1216
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 2: you go jam for that. I've told the story.

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01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 10: I grew up in Chicago, and thirty years ago, I'm

1218
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 10: managing a Blockbuster video in Chicago VHS days. Right, this

1219
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 10: dude runs into like a duster and back then, you know,

1220
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 10: the Indiana Jones three pack was like this and he

1221
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 10: puts it in his coat and I chase him and

1222
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 10: I get it back, but I got way busted.

1223
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 2: You got in trouble. Yes for Chad.

1224
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,240
Speaker 10: They're like, that's not policy. That kind of stuff Fire

1225
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 10: Jones DVD.

1226
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Speaker 4: People need to have that.

1227
01:03:56,040 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, that's a popular I could just a random

1228
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 10: video we kind of go, we need that three pack.

1229
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 10: It was Raiders, it was the it was uh Bumble

1230
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 10: and Doom and the Sean Connery One Last Crusader. You're

1231
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 10: a hero for that, Well I thought so, but they

1232
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 10: didn't think so.

1233
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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 10: Michael rappaported the Cleveland Improv Tonight two shows Tomorrow night

1235
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 10: two shows. Yes, you go to Cleveland Improv dot com.

1236
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 10: Is there a familial connection to the Improv?

1237
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 4: Not back in the day?

1238
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 10: Not what's so much on? What is it called Wikipedia?

1239
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 10: But my let's just say, let's just say my stepfather,

1240
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 10: it's not okay blood. He was one of the owners

1241
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 10: of the Improv.

1242
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 19: And when I was a teenager, like when I would

1243
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 19: come visit, excuse me, my sister, when in nineteen eighty three,

1244
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,680
Speaker 19: I would come out and visit, you know, I'd walk

1245
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 19: into the Improv and and this is the time when

1246
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 19: comedy is kind of like where it is now is

1247
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 19: a big boom of comedy.

1248
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 2: So this wasn't Bud.

1249
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 19: This was someone no, ma ok and uh, you know,

1250
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 19: And and I would watch these comedians at the time,

1251
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 19: I never thought about being a comedian. I always thought

1252
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 19: I was going to be in the NBA, which obviously

1253
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 19: didn't happen. I didn't, I didn't get closer.

1254
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 2: Excuse me, but.

1255
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 19: I, you know, would watch all these comedians and and

1256
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 19: you know, I mean everybody, Roddy Dangerfield, Jaylen or Jerry Seinfeld,

1257
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 19: Keenan Ivory, wayans all of them like a masterclass watching

1258
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:24,080
Speaker 19: those guys.

1259
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, was your dad in the radio biz. Excuse me.

1260
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 19: My father was the general manager of a radio station

1261
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 19: in New York City called w K two Disco ninety two. Yeah,

1262
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 19: and it was at first it was a mellow rock

1263
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 19: station and then in nineteen seventy eight, sorry, he made

1264
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 19: the decision to uh have them play old disco yeah

1265
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 19: and just goes white hot then and they flipped it. Yeah,

1266
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 19: And they went from the bottom of the ratings to

1267
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 19: the top of the ratings. And you know, I remember

1268
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 19: being in the in the DJ booth like this except

1269
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 19: for the DJ you know, be playing records on yah

1270
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,600
Speaker 19: you know, uh, you know, with a needle and they

1271
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 19: and like I was like, you know, unruly seven eight year.

1272
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Speaker 10: Old, and they were like, don't come don't don't come

1273
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 10: over your yea, that's actually what they're playing. Needle has

1274
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 10: got to stay on the record. Yeah yeah yeah, Well

1275
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 10: but that disco thing too, k t you at that time.

1276
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 10: I mean they were like white hot. But like a

1277
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 10: year and a half when disco died, man, every radio

1278
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 10: station that had gone disc died with it.

1279
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep.

1280
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 10: And then you know, and then K two went to

1281
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:33,040
Speaker 10: I don't know a rock format and then you know,

1282
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 10: there was one hundred things after one hundreds different things.

1283
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 19: Yeah, but you know, and but it was a fun

1284
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 19: time and you know it it was something I remember

1285
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 19: and uh, you know, just being at the radio station

1286
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 19: and there was a record room.

1287
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 10: There was a room, you know where where all the

1288
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 10: DJs would get all the records and it was like,

1289
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 10: you know, probably like a room this sizing.

1290
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 2: It was just filled with the records.

1291
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was cool. How long have you been married.

1292
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 4: You've been married a long time. I have been married

1293
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 4: now for five years. Have been when my wife for

1294
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 4: like thirteen years. Okay, and this is my second marriage.

1295
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:05,959
Speaker 2: Okay. Divorce was cool.

1296
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 10: Well yeah, well yeah, so alimony is awesome sometimes, you know,

1297
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 10: you got the only way fantastic. I just finished child

1298
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 10: well I finished it last summer. I have two kids

1299
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 10: in college. But I also because it's I'm married twice,

1300
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 10: I have a first grader. So why started all over again? Yes,

1301
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 10: but child support technically over find one good good good

1302
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 10: good good for you, good for you. I I I

1303
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 10: talk about a lot about that on stage, Okay. I

1304
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 10: took a lot about stage it's a relatable subject, very

1305
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 10: relatable subject subject, and and and he puts you through

1306
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 10: the highs and lows that child support slash alimony. So

1307
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 10: at what point after you had decided to get back

1308
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 10: on stage again and had been doing it for a while,

1309
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 10: at what point did you go, let's take this on

1310
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 10: the road.

1311
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 4: Or was it suggested to you like six months afterwards? Uh,

1312
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 4: you know, and.

1313
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 19: You know it's it was suggested to me. It was

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Speaker 19: definitely an idea. You know, you know, I I have

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Speaker 19: the you know, the fortunate situation of people knowing who

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Speaker 19: I am. So I was able to use that to

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Speaker 19: my advantage to you know, go out on the road.

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Speaker 19: But it's a double edged sword. Though it's a double

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01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:20,719
Speaker 19: edged sword.

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Speaker 10: But you know, I'm a pro and like I will

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Speaker 10: now fail in terms of like a live show.

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Speaker 2: If you come to see me, you're going to get

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Speaker 2: a show.

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Speaker 19: Because I have so much respect for the opportunity to

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01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 19: be on your phone to watch the Cavaliers game. I

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01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 19: did that, you know, to do whatever to to to

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01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 19: Netflix and chill to you know, to Hulu and chill

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01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:49,679
Speaker 19: to you know, uh, you know, do whatever in chill.

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Speaker 4: So if you come out to a show, like I'm

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Speaker 4: going to.

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Speaker 10: Give you a show, and uh, you know, and and

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01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 10: like I you know, like I I don't lollygag through,

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Speaker 10: you know, on the road, because it's you know, people,

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Speaker 10: people have opportunities, and people work hard, you know, and

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01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 10: and you know to come out and see you, you

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01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,600
Speaker 10: need to give them something right well, and you're a

1337
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 10: dynamic personality too, so nobody's gonna walk out going yeah,

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Speaker 10: definitely done.

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Speaker 15: Where was the first place you went up when you

1340
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,720
Speaker 15: decided to go back up and start doing stand up again?

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Speaker 15: Do you remember that the Improv Lab prov Lab in

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01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:24,799
Speaker 15: LA which is a very very uh room, Yeah, small

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01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:28,040
Speaker 15: room in Hollywood, and and uh, you.

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Speaker 10: Know, it's a it's a great place to sort of practice.

1345
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 10: And I'm not older or did you go at people

1346
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 10: knowing that you were no unbuilt? It was Bert Kreischer

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01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 10: and Whitney Cummings. They were the ones that really have

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01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,000
Speaker 10: no career at all.

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Speaker 19: That they stink, but they were the ones that really

1350
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,599
Speaker 19: encouraged me to to to to go back and start

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01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 19: doing stand up and and I very much appreciate both

1352
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,200
Speaker 19: of them for doing that because I love doing it.

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01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:54,160
Speaker 4: But they were really like, you gotta do what you

1354
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 4: gotta do. And then Whitney was like, you know, you

1355
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:56,360
Speaker 4: gotta do.

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01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 2: What you gotta do.

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Speaker 19: And I was like, and then she's like, just come

1358
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 19: EMC for me. I'm doing something at the lab. And

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01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 19: I was like, all right, all right, I'll come MC

1360
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Speaker 19: for you. You know, which is low pressure, right, you know,

1361
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:07,760
Speaker 19: because you could just get off the stage any any night,

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01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:08,760
Speaker 19: anytime you want.

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01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:10,880
Speaker 10: And then I got the bug and I was like,

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01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 10: all right, I gotta get your sea legs. Though exactly,

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01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 10: I definitely have to get your sea legs. Definitely have

1366
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,600
Speaker 10: to get your sea legs. And you know, and and

1367
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 10: and especially now nowadays, you know, there's you know, uh,

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01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 10: there's so many people get so upset about what she

1369
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,360
Speaker 10: should say, what you can't say, and people sometimes it

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Speaker 10: feels like people come to uh to to like be

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01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 10: like principles and take report cards on what you said

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01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,920
Speaker 10: and what you didn't said, and and and they start

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01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 10: off with crossed arms and kind of make me laugh

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01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 10: that kind of thing, you know. Yeah, and also just

1375
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,560
Speaker 10: like you know, like you know what's appropriate what's not appropriate.

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Speaker 2: So uh, I just got to let my hands fly

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01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:46,200
Speaker 2: and do my thing.

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Speaker 10: Speaking of Hulu, the latest season of only Murders in

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Speaker 10: the building and you'll find Michael Rappaport in that awesome show,

1380
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,080
Speaker 10: very good show. It was fun to see you because

1381
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:58,320
Speaker 10: you weren't in it for a little bit in that season.

1382
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 10: It was very fun to see you pop up and

1383
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 10: there he is, pop up there. I hadn't heard anything

1384
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,959
Speaker 10: about you being in it, and that show is fantastic.

1385
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,679
Speaker 4: It was fun. It was a fun bad guy to play.

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01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 10: It was exciting to be working cross the camera across

1387
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:21,400
Speaker 10: the way from Steve Martin and Martin Short and Selena

1388
01:11:21,479 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 10: Gomez and you know, I've been such a fan of

1389
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 10: Steve Martin and Martin schul for so long. To like

1390
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 10: be in front of them was really cool, and you know,

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Speaker 10: it brought out, you know, excitement to me. And of

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01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 10: course obviously they were excited to work with of course.

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Speaker 2: Me as well.

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Speaker 10: Had you met any of them before or No, I

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01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 10: hadn't met them. No, I hadn't met either one of them.

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Speaker 19: And you know, like I said, you know, particularly Steve Martin,

1397
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:47,839
Speaker 19: you know, like from you know, the inception of Saturday

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Speaker 19: Night Live and watching him and he was so weird,

1399
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 19: you know, like as a kid, he was so weird.

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Speaker 4: You know, and his hair was gray. It was like,

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01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 4: what the he is up with this dude?

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01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:00,720
Speaker 19: And you know then all his movies and but like

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01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 19: my first memory was like what you know, and he's

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01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:04,680
Speaker 19: singing in this wild and crazy guy.

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01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,640
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, as a kid like I was

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01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:09,000
Speaker 4: always my first memory, what is this guy's deal?

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01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:12,679
Speaker 10: So to be working with him and that context also

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01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:14,960
Speaker 10: like to be sort of you know, cursing at him

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Speaker 10: and all.

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Speaker 2: It was fun. It was fun.

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Speaker 10: Michael Rappaport is at the Cleveland Improv tonight. He's in

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01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:24,360
Speaker 10: town tonight for two shows in town tomorrow night for

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01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 10: two shows.

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01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:25,400
Speaker 2: That's right.

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01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 10: You go to Cleveland Improv dot com for the details

1416
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 10: and it's a thrill to meet you.

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01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 4: Well, very nice to meet you. Thank you for coming inview.

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01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:34,880
Speaker 4: I appreciate the question.

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01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,320
Speaker 10: Good luck out there, and I love this new downtown

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01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 10: stage here, this this studio is fantastical.

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01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 2: You had a hall ass to our old crap hole.

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01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 2: I heard out there. It was out there.

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01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:49,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, coming about a year and it's nice to meet you. Bank,

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01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:49,960
Speaker 10: thank you for coming up.

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Speaker 2: WMMS all our men.

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01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 4: And women in uniform.

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Speaker 1: I've been a lifelong fan twenty years of military.

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Speaker 18: Come back.

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01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:04,799
Speaker 1: Your after news show is horrible.

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Speaker 18: Thanks from the Alan Cox Show on one hundred point

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Speaker 18: seven mms.

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Speaker 10: You know the thing about big Balls from ac DC.

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01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,760
Speaker 10: A lot of people didn't pick up on were you

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Speaker 10: know the double entendre?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,599
Speaker 3: No, yeah, what were they were just thinking about parties,

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01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:22,600
Speaker 3: weren't they? Now they were talking about testical Oh. I

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01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:26,439
Speaker 3: never connected the no, no, never even thought about that.

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01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:28,879
Speaker 3: This is why I tell people, if you listen closely

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Speaker 3: to the lyrics. You know, a couple of people were

1441
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:34,439
Speaker 3: condescending to me in the breakover text about islands in

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01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:37,639
Speaker 3: the stream about how I didn't understand the lyrics.

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Speaker 10: I was joking, but I'm not now ac DC. Of course,

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Speaker 10: a lot of people don't know that the song big

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01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 10: Balls is not just about parties. Never knew that it's

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Speaker 10: about a young man's testicular fortitude.

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Speaker 2: Never in a million years. Yeah, I have thought of

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01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,280
Speaker 2: that predates the humble brag am the opposite of.

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Speaker 3: That balls are always bouncing to the left and to

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Speaker 3: the right. It's I believe that my big balls should

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Speaker 3: be held every night. That doesn't sound at all sexual.

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Speaker 3: This is what I'm saying. This is the genius of

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Speaker 3: ac DC. I finished the pee Wee documentary. I watched

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Speaker 3: the pe Wee Herman documentary. Yeah, it's three, it's a

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01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:16,360
Speaker 3: two parter on HBO.

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Speaker 10: It's their ninety minutes apiece. And I never got into

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01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 10: pee Wee Herman. I appreciated what that whole thing was.

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01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 10: It was never for me, like, I've never seen pee

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Speaker 10: Wee's Big Adventure.

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Speaker 4: What.

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01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I am. I know me too, trust me,

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01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 2: I'm right there with you.

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Speaker 10: It is amazing to me the things that I have

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01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 10: not seen, and equally is amazing the things that I

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01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:41,880
Speaker 10: have seen. However, pee Wee Herman, for me, a very

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Speaker 10: small amount went a very long way. And so you know,

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Speaker 10: but Phil Hartman was part of that initial crew. You know,

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Speaker 10: he was on the pee Wee Herman Show before he

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Speaker 10: got Saturday Night Live. And Lawrence Fishburne was Cowboy Curtis

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Speaker 10: I think back then. And of course, Missy Vaughn, the

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Speaker 10: actress who played her, was Charlie's mom on Always Sonny

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Speaker 10: in Philadelphia, which was very much casting against type, which

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Speaker 10: I assume was the point. She just died, didn't she

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Speaker 10: She may hap, I think, like very recently, Yeah, she

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Speaker 10: may have. The actress's name was Lynn Maurice Stewart. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: she died this past February, that's right. Yeah, But she

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Speaker 10: was in the ground lings and that's where Paul Rubens

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Speaker 10: was peebe herman, you know. So the back half of

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Speaker 10: this documentary is about and I don't know how, but

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Speaker 10: I had completely forgotten about his public indecency trial and

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Speaker 10: then they accused him of having like child porn, which.

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Speaker 2: Was all made up. Whatever.

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01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:41,960
Speaker 10: He just had a bunch of lad mags because he

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Speaker 10: was a gay man, a closet, a gay man. So

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Speaker 10: he was in and of itself was called peewee on

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Speaker 10: himself or something. And so it's it's intercut with and

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Speaker 10: with interviews with him. He consented to this thing. It

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Speaker 10: wasn't just a third party, you know, putting together a

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Speaker 10: bunch of pee weev role.

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Speaker 2: He was part of it.

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Speaker 10: He's pretty throughout the whole thing. And Paul Rubens died

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Speaker 10: of lung cancer. He had been suffering from it for

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Speaker 10: many years and didn't tell anybody. He went to Norm

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01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 10: McDonald rup right where you had cancer and you just

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01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:16,320
Speaker 10: kept it to yourself. And miss Avine died this past

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Speaker 10: February too. She had liver cancer, but it was a

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Speaker 10: very interesting documentary. I didn't have to be a giant

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01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:27,120
Speaker 10: pee Wee Herman fan to enjoy it. Those three hours

1499
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Speaker 10: of the documentary were like all I needed to know

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Speaker 10: to kind of enjoy what was going on there. And

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Speaker 10: I liked him later on when Paul Rubens would show

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Speaker 10: up in things right, because the pee Wee brand had

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01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:42,960
Speaker 10: really kind of been destroyed there for a while, and

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01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 10: so he'd show up in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and

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01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 10: he was in blow.

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Speaker 4: He was.

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Speaker 2: It was great.

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Speaker 4: But I didn't watch pee Wee's Playhouse, and I guess

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01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,720
Speaker 4: I should watch, you know.

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Speaker 2: I kind of.

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Speaker 10: Started a watch list because I've never had a watch

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01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:02,120
Speaker 10: list of things, and after that documentary was like, well,

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01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:05,639
Speaker 10: maybe I should watch Peewey's Big Adventure.

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01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,840
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not a good movie, it's a people

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01:17:09,479 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I never sell them. Large Marge sent you.

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01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,639
Speaker 3: Is that where large Marge came from?

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01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:15,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:18,680
Speaker 2: Huh, Large Marge sent me.

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01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,280
Speaker 4: People telling me now that hip A violations don't apply

1521
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:24,200
Speaker 4: to any civilians?

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01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:26,280
Speaker 2: Do people not get me at all?

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01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:26,639
Speaker 20: Rob?

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01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,280
Speaker 2: What am I doing in here?

1525
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,880
Speaker 10: I mean? Am I I'm just trying to have fun.

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01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:36,720
Speaker 10: Maybe they're new Nobody gets me? Maybe they're new. We

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01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 10: always have to assume there is someone new listening to

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01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:44,799
Speaker 10: the program. Hi, my name is Rob. That's Allen. Welcome,

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Speaker 10: see listen. It's all good, it's all fine. It is

1530
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:53,640
Speaker 10: a beautiful thing. Did they do thirty minutes on mystery Men?

1531
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:54,960
Speaker 2: Boy? I wish they had.

1532
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 10: I remember seeing Mystery Men in the movie theater and

1533
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,160
Speaker 10: I was literally one of four people nobody saw mystery

1534
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 10: Men and I loved it. He played the spleen. Remember

1535
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:06,639
Speaker 10: mystery Men. I don't Janine Garot where they were all.

1536
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 10: It was a I think it was a comic book

1537
01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:11,719
Speaker 10: and that they turned into a movie. It was Ben Stiller,

1538
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,320
Speaker 10: it was William H. Macy Hagazaria was in it. Greg Kenanear,

1539
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 10: and I think it flopped hard. And it's a city

1540
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,760
Speaker 10: that already has a legit superhero. Greg Kinnear is like

1541
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:27,360
Speaker 10: this Captain America type guy, amalgam of like Superman. Oh,

1542
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:30,240
Speaker 10: you know, all your classic superheroes, and then you have

1543
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:34,240
Speaker 10: all these wannabes that don't have actual powers, who are

1544
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 10: dressing up and going out and trying to fight crime.

1545
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:39,479
Speaker 10: Pee Wee Herman played the spleen of Paul Rubins, I

1546
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:42,960
Speaker 10: should say, and I mean, that movie's probably twenty five years.

1547
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:44,080
Speaker 4: Old, but I loved it.

1548
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 2: I loved it. It was huge bomb and there were

1549
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:51,479
Speaker 2: me and four other people in that theater.

1550
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:54,439
Speaker 10: I can count, you know, on occasion, I can think

1551
01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 10: of movies I've been in where they were like I

1552
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:59,840
Speaker 10: saw So I Married an Axe Murderer twice in the movie,

1553
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:02,840
Speaker 10: and both times there was probably a total of.

1554
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:08,120
Speaker 2: Five or six people in the movie theater. Twice.

1555
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:11,760
Speaker 10: Huh, yeah, twice. I love that movie. I mean, it's good,

1556
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:19,280
Speaker 10: but it's not, Yes, it is. It's not for everybody, though,

1557
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:23,680
Speaker 10: that's all right for most anyway. Joe Exotic is very

1558
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:27,160
Speaker 10: very upset. I've come full circle to him. He's very

1559
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:30,559
Speaker 10: upset that the chrislies. So I guess we're reality TV

1560
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:35,519
Speaker 10: people who are tax cheats, and so he's mad because

1561
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 10: he's like, well, they got pardoned, but he he's got

1562
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:43,160
Speaker 10: cancer and they're letting him, according to him, rot in prison.

1563
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,920
Speaker 2: You know, prison conditions in this country.

1564
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:49,160
Speaker 10: You know, we have more incarcerated people in the United

1565
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:52,720
Speaker 10: States than any other nation on earth, and the conditions

1566
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:59,519
Speaker 10: can be deplorable. So it's not necessarily figurative that he's

1567
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,959
Speaker 10: worried about rotting in prison. He's probably worried about legitimately

1568
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:08,559
Speaker 10: rotting in prison there, and so maybe somebody will swing

1569
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:12,840
Speaker 10: in on a chandelier at the eleventh hour at some point,

1570
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:19,720
Speaker 10: and pardon Joe exotics.

1571
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:19,400
Speaker 2: I think it's unlikely too.

1572
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,439
Speaker 10: But he's out there and he's well, he's in there,

1573
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,880
Speaker 10: but he's, you know, trying to get the word out

1574
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:30,080
Speaker 10: that you know, he'd like to have his freedom restored.

1575
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 10: But his husband is already back in Mexico, and naturally

1576
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:39,200
Speaker 10: he's worried for his safety. You know, if you married

1577
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:43,439
Speaker 10: someone inside, if you married someone in prison, you'd be

1578
01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:48,240
Speaker 10: worried about them if they got out. You'd be worried

1579
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:50,160
Speaker 10: that this guy might get scooped up on the streets

1580
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:54,479
Speaker 10: of Mexico City and have his eyeballs scooped out with

1581
01:20:54,560 --> 01:21:00,639
Speaker 10: a melon baller Alan Remember Dane Cook played the Waffler.

1582
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:11,040
Speaker 10: If mystery meant yes, Paul Rubins was in Batman Returns,

1583
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:13,120
Speaker 10: he was, he was, and it wasn't.

1584
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:13,400
Speaker 21: Uh.

1585
01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 2: I don't even know if he spoke.

1586
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:18,400
Speaker 10: He was the penguin's father in a flashback he was

1587
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 10: Oswald Cobblepot's dad.

1588
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:23,040
Speaker 2: So anyway that.

1589
01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:31,000
Speaker 10: Paul Rubins p where Hermann documentary was very entertaining because

1590
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:33,200
Speaker 10: towards the end he had gotten a little prickly with

1591
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,200
Speaker 10: the filmmaker. I think it's a guy named Matt Wolfe

1592
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:39,120
Speaker 10: was putting it together, and towards the end of it,

1593
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:41,200
Speaker 10: maybe the last forty five minutes of the back half

1594
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:44,599
Speaker 10: of the documentary, you're just getting title cards on screen

1595
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,679
Speaker 10: that say for whatever reason, at some point Paul decided

1596
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:54,120
Speaker 10: to stop collaborating with the documentary. He just decided he

1597
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:54,960
Speaker 10: didn't want to do it anymore.

1598
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,720
Speaker 2: It was probably getting closer and closer to the end

1599
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:58,479
Speaker 2: of his life and was like, do I really want

1600
01:21:58,520 --> 01:21:58,720
Speaker 2: to do this?

1601
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, But wouldn't that be when you'd want to get

1602
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,439
Speaker 10: everything out, you'd want to try to re establish your legacy.

1603
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:07,280
Speaker 10: I don't know, man, If they're doing a documentary on

1604
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,720
Speaker 10: you and you know you're terminal and you don't have

1605
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:15,000
Speaker 10: I mean, what a great way for your final testament

1606
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:18,640
Speaker 10: to be anything you say, you don't necessarily have to

1607
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 10: be corroperated, you're on your way out.

1608
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,040
Speaker 2: You make up anything.

1609
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:24,479
Speaker 3: And by watching that documentary you realized you forgot about

1610
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:26,360
Speaker 3: his whole movie theater thing.

1611
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you forget about that? That's a good question.

1612
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:31,880
Speaker 10: That's the first thing I think of whenever I hear

1613
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:35,280
Speaker 10: his name. It's a good question. He was there when,

1614
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:39,120
Speaker 10: like porno theaters were still a thing. Yeah, and his

1615
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:44,080
Speaker 10: excuse was, Okay, I had it out, but I wasn't

1616
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:48,439
Speaker 10: doing anything with it. Like that's the porno version of

1617
01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:49,839
Speaker 10: Clinton saying he didn't inhale.

1618
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:52,120
Speaker 2: Yes, I had a joint in my mouth, but I

1619
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:53,160
Speaker 2: didn't inhale back.

1620
01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:55,360
Speaker 10: When people cared about you know, when that was all

1621
01:22:55,439 --> 01:22:57,960
Speaker 10: it took to derail your career, was that you smoked weed.

1622
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:02,400
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that is the most top of mind thing.

1623
01:23:02,439 --> 01:23:05,720
Speaker 3: Whenever I hear his name, Rob believe it name by

1624
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:11,040
Speaker 3: two name two people shot in the theater, the.

1625
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:14,200
Speaker 10: Guy sitting in front of pee Wee Herman and Abraham

1626
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:23,720
Speaker 10: Lincoln right right, yeah, no, listen, I I did. I

1627
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 10: forgot about it. Forgot I know. To me, he'll just

1628
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,880
Speaker 10: be the spleen poor.

1629
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:33,639
Speaker 1: Pee Wee rab.

1630
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:36,000
Speaker 2: I thought of you today. I wish you could have

1631
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:41,960
Speaker 2: been there to enjoy my hot fart. Oh boy, why.

1632
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:47,080
Speaker 10: He wishes you could have been there to enjoy Yeah?

1633
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,439
Speaker 10: In what capacity? By the way, like you just happen

1634
01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:52,160
Speaker 10: to be walking by you're delivering the mail, like, I

1635
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:55,160
Speaker 10: wish you could have been here, you just have enjoyed together.

1636
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:57,120
Speaker 2: Wish I was in the room with him saying the

1637
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:58,880
Speaker 2: scent of said fart.

1638
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:03,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, the booty is where the do dooey is, barn.

1639
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:06,000
Speaker 2: Alan.

1640
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:11,000
Speaker 10: My girlfriend Tiffany said that she thought David Lee Roth's

1641
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:14,679
Speaker 10: junk was tiny and pointy when she saw a picture

1642
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:17,639
Speaker 10: of him in nineteen eighty eight when she was twelve.

1643
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:20,920
Speaker 10: Simply no way to know what year she was born,

1644
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:25,400
Speaker 10: She said she wasn't impressed with his pointy little.

1645
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:25,880
Speaker 2: Thing back then.

1646
01:24:26,439 --> 01:24:29,160
Speaker 10: Oh right, the picture, Yeah, when you guys were talking

1647
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:36,400
Speaker 10: about his h unceremonious penis that's from Scotty. Yeah, well, listen,

1648
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,840
Speaker 10: David Lee Roth is a seventy year old man, and

1649
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:42,880
Speaker 10: I would think that, I mean, wouldn't it be worse

1650
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:46,080
Speaker 10: if at seventy he's up there in the pleather pants

1651
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:50,240
Speaker 10: performing and stuffed his pants Like nobody's gonna buy that.

1652
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:50,880
Speaker 2: Nobody.

1653
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:52,840
Speaker 3: Sounds like he never had a hog. It sounds like

1654
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:55,360
Speaker 3: he's always kind of just been on the smaller side

1655
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,639
Speaker 3: of things. Then back then, you would think he would

1656
01:24:57,640 --> 01:24:58,080
Speaker 3: have stuffed it.

1657
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:01,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, we know that he I mean in that particular picture,

1658
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:05,479
Speaker 10: he didn't. No, who knows, And you want.

1659
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:09,280
Speaker 3: All of your musical icons to just be carrying a hammer,

1660
01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:12,840
Speaker 3: like you feel like that's synonymous with rock stars rock

1661
01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 3: and roll.

1662
01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:20,000
Speaker 10: However, they're not gonna right, there's still I mean, when

1663
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:23,200
Speaker 10: fortune smiles upon you through a combination of skill and

1664
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:27,599
Speaker 10: luck and timing and you are touched on the shoulder

1665
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:31,439
Speaker 10: from the rock gods who say you are going to

1666
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:34,320
Speaker 10: be a rock and roll god, you're still a person. Yeah,

1667
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:37,920
Speaker 10: And not every guy is packing a hammer. I don't know, man,

1668
01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:40,479
Speaker 10: So you're like, yeah, you understand why guys back in

1669
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:43,800
Speaker 10: the day were you know, packing them. I mean they

1670
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:46,639
Speaker 10: sell I see these ads on social media and things.

1671
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:52,640
Speaker 10: They sell underwear to just regular guys that make it

1672
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:53,840
Speaker 10: look like you have a hammer.

1673
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, guys.

1674
01:25:55,160 --> 01:26:00,680
Speaker 10: Obviously guys are obsessed, laser focused on this and if

1675
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:04,559
Speaker 10: you are, if you have the misfortune of not having

1676
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:08,439
Speaker 10: too much down there, that's a big deal. And so

1677
01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:13,479
Speaker 10: they're marketing like bulgy pouch every day underwear to guys

1678
01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:16,479
Speaker 10: and they're not even on stage playing cash mirror.

1679
01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:19,479
Speaker 3: I understudes like, why would you why would you want

1680
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:22,200
Speaker 3: to do that? Because in the event the person that

1681
01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:26,240
Speaker 3: is interested in what it looks like in your pants

1682
01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:28,439
Speaker 3: is going to see what it looks like out of

1683
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:28,880
Speaker 3: your past.

1684
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:32,160
Speaker 10: Yes, But the retort to that was always, well, girls

1685
01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:34,120
Speaker 10: to get the makeup on, and they're taking the chicken

1686
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,639
Speaker 10: cutlets out of their bra and that old Hackey book.

1687
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:36,880
Speaker 7: Right.

1688
01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:39,240
Speaker 10: I guess girl gets home takes the candlopes out of

1689
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:40,360
Speaker 10: her bra, that kind of.

1690
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:41,320
Speaker 2: Thing, I guess, man.

1691
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:43,800
Speaker 3: But again, if she's expecting a knee knocker and you're

1692
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:45,719
Speaker 3: not carrying, I mean, it's well.

1693
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:48,280
Speaker 10: That's the difference that the guy's not really gonna care

1694
01:26:48,479 --> 01:26:50,800
Speaker 10: if she's unloading the produce cart from her top.

1695
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:51,240
Speaker 2: Correct.

1696
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:53,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be like, whoa, those look different

1697
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:59,519
Speaker 3: in person, way different uncovered, right, But I don't know, man,

1698
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:02,840
Speaker 3: you're reading a bad image if you're gonna pull out

1699
01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:03,559
Speaker 3: something smaller.

1700
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:10,519
Speaker 19: I've gotten no love, no love you, Corier ain't gotten

1701
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:11,120
Speaker 19: no bad.

1702
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:14,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1703
01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:17,840
Speaker 2: I love it.

1704
01:27:18,479 --> 01:27:18,679
Speaker 1: Oh.

1705
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:21,760
Speaker 4: I can't believe that David Lee Ross soundboard has lived

1706
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:23,200
Speaker 4: on the internet for this long.

1707
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:27,960
Speaker 2: I love it. When I was a kid, yours, that's

1708
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:33,840
Speaker 2: my favorite one one.

1709
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:37,200
Speaker 4: This one has one g U HG. This one is

1710
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:42,280
Speaker 4: two h's two g's I guess it's measurably longer.

1711
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:45,840
Speaker 2: It sounds sounds the same. When I was a kid

1712
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:50,080
Speaker 2: and I was heavily into van Halen van Halen one.

1713
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,280
Speaker 10: It was in the stack of albums that my mom

1714
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 10: had given me when I got my first drum set.

1715
01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:56,360
Speaker 10: My mom had been a drummer, and she said, listen

1716
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:58,160
Speaker 10: to these, and so she gave me van Halen one,

1717
01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:00,719
Speaker 10: and she gave me some earth Wind Fire. It handed

1718
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:03,800
Speaker 10: me a stack of albums and I was already way

1719
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:08,360
Speaker 10: into van Halen. Van Halen was my life. But I

1720
01:28:08,439 --> 01:28:11,400
Speaker 10: thought he said I got no love in Korea when

1721
01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:14,120
Speaker 10: I was a kid. Just one of those classic misheard lyrics,

1722
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:17,000
Speaker 10: right when you're a kid, I got no love in Korea.

1723
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:20,960
Speaker 4: I was, I was. I should have known better. I

1724
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:23,719
Speaker 4: was old enough to have known better before I realized

1725
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:24,760
Speaker 4: that's not what he said.

1726
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,719
Speaker 2: But it happens. Man, there's misheard lyrics everywhere.

1727
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:29,120
Speaker 9: I know.

1728
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:36,200
Speaker 4: Got no love, no love? You Coria got nobody.

1729
01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:51,320
Speaker 10: Ouch that one hurt did. It's the best, Dad, damn

1730
01:28:51,520 --> 01:29:02,599
Speaker 10: all right, Dave Jesus love that guy. Though, David Lee Roth.

1731
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:04,439
Speaker 10: He's a guy and people don't think of him very

1732
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:07,040
Speaker 10: often until he pops back up on stage and people go,

1733
01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:11,080
Speaker 10: oh ha ha ha. You know, he's always been and

1734
01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:13,360
Speaker 10: I think a lot because of the subject matter of

1735
01:29:13,439 --> 01:29:16,400
Speaker 10: the band in the seventies and how they looked, you

1736
01:29:16,479 --> 01:29:18,560
Speaker 10: were able to kind of obscure it because there was

1737
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:19,080
Speaker 10: so much.

1738
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:20,160
Speaker 2: Much chismo in that band.

1739
01:29:20,439 --> 01:29:23,800
Speaker 10: But he's always been very effeminate in his performance well

1740
01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:27,800
Speaker 10: for sure, but you don't really think of him that

1741
01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:30,519
Speaker 10: often until he pops back up on stage somewhere and

1742
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:32,920
Speaker 10: he's doing a combination of show tunes or you know whatever.

1743
01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:35,680
Speaker 10: But David Lee Roth is a guy that when you

1744
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:39,800
Speaker 10: hear he's gone, that's gonna be a rough day. Yeah,

1745
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,280
Speaker 10: that's gonna be a rough.

1746
01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:44,360
Speaker 2: Day for you. Boy right here, when David Lee Roth

1747
01:29:44,439 --> 01:29:47,800
Speaker 2: goes I took the Anyone bad? Yeah, that one. I

1748
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:48,519
Speaker 2: still hate that.

1749
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:54,360
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's gonna be tough because he's listen. I'm sure

1750
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:58,639
Speaker 10: he's still got plenty of good quality. David Lee Roth

1751
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:16,200
Speaker 10: years left. Dam Are you still alive him? Do you

1752
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:17,880
Speaker 10: think you'll be alive for a lot longer?

1753
01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:19,000
Speaker 5: Yes?

1754
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:25,320
Speaker 10: All right, good do me a favorite stay alive? Okay,

1755
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:31,920
Speaker 10: all right, yeah, okay, how do you live your life currently?

1756
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:34,160
Speaker 4: I live my life that is.

1757
01:30:36,439 --> 01:30:36,679
Speaker 6: Good.

1758
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:39,040
Speaker 2: Well something there, Oh he's still going.

1759
01:30:41,240 --> 01:30:41,439
Speaker 18: Yeah.

1760
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,560
Speaker 10: See, I'll never forget David Lee Roth's birthday because he

1761
01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:49,120
Speaker 10: shares it with my middle brother. October the tenth, different year.

1762
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:53,639
Speaker 10: But David Lee Roth will be seventy one this fall.

1763
01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:54,400
Speaker 6: Jesus.

1764
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:58,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep.

1765
01:30:59,479 --> 01:31:01,599
Speaker 10: So on octob over the tenth, we're gonna call David

1766
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:04,080
Speaker 10: Lee Roth. We're gonna go are you seventy one?

1767
01:31:05,640 --> 01:31:05,840
Speaker 5: Him?

1768
01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:10,240
Speaker 9: Oh?

1769
01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,240
Speaker 2: Are you having a party there day?

1770
01:31:14,360 --> 01:31:14,559
Speaker 5: Oh?

1771
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:20,080
Speaker 10: Oh, all right, you've got friends and family there. I

1772
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:23,000
Speaker 10: think he has a daughter, right, but he's estranged, so

1773
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:27,840
Speaker 10: yeah for a long time. Yeah, so he'll be uh

1774
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:30,320
Speaker 10: you know, what kind of life been?

1775
01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:33,439
Speaker 2: The simple life? What so simple?

1776
01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:34,280
Speaker 1: No?

1777
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:36,559
Speaker 2: Where that checked out?

1778
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:37,320
Speaker 14: I got it?

1779
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:44,519
Speaker 2: Okay, will you be doing a birthday marathon for you?

1780
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,800
Speaker 2: Got home run here?

1781
01:31:47,320 --> 01:31:49,840
Speaker 4: Yeah he is, that's great.

1782
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:51,160
Speaker 5: K Yeah.

1783
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:57,519
Speaker 10: Oh, they'll probably sing Happy birthday to him whoever's around,

1784
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,760
Speaker 10: and he'll want him to do it again, won't Yeah,

1785
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:07,519
Speaker 10: I understand. And that was we should call him the

1786
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:11,200
Speaker 10: day after his birthday so that he can regale us

1787
01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:12,439
Speaker 10: with the tales of his party.

1788
01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:14,720
Speaker 2: Tell you all about it. Oh good, oh, fanny kid?

1789
01:32:14,960 --> 01:32:19,040
Speaker 6: Was it fun? Oh?

1790
01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:25,080
Speaker 10: Were there groupies? What did it sound like, oh good,

1791
01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:46,280
Speaker 10: oh double time, double time. Oh these are responsive? Okay, oh.

1792
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:46,519
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, hey how about that?

1793
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,560
Speaker 10: Oh hey, what do they call Wisconsin University?

1794
01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:54,120
Speaker 2: Oh good?

1795
01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:58,479
Speaker 10: Oh boy, Alan Sammy's birthday is October thirteenth.

1796
01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:03,080
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, good for you.

1797
01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:03,920
Speaker 4: Fine?

1798
01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:10,160
Speaker 10: Uh all met as sound is David Lee Roth shoving

1799
01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:12,880
Speaker 10: the enhancement device into his leather pants.

1800
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:21,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dave, here's a zucchini anyway.

1801
01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:28,599
Speaker 10: Okay, so that guy's girlfriend corroborates what the davidly Roth

1802
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,640
Speaker 10: of concert footage showed us.

1803
01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:34,080
Speaker 4: But he's out there, he's just doing his thing, man,

1804
01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:35,000
Speaker 4: you know.

1805
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:37,680
Speaker 10: And there isn't What's more interesting to me is there

1806
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:41,600
Speaker 10: isn't one person in his band who said, Dave, how

1807
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:41,960
Speaker 10: about this?

1808
01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:46,280
Speaker 2: A lot of cameras at crotch level for this show, so.

1809
01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:49,679
Speaker 10: They either didn't do that, he had not one single

1810
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:53,800
Speaker 10: wing person on his side, or he didn't care, does

1811
01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:54,280
Speaker 10: not care.

1812
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:57,839
Speaker 3: Maybe he's the smart one, maybe he is a grower

1813
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:00,760
Speaker 3: and he just is like, yeah, yeah, it's tiny, no

1814
01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:02,400
Speaker 3: big deal. Then he pulls it out and you're like,

1815
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:07,200
Speaker 3: whoa that could be. See I'm sitting there thinking all

1816
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:12,400
Speaker 3: about it. I'm thinking it was an accident.

1817
01:34:12,479 --> 01:34:14,800
Speaker 2: But it sounds like it might have been calculated. Dave,

1818
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,559
Speaker 2: are you a grower rather than a shower?

1819
01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:28,000
Speaker 4: Oh good? All right? Does it sound like I mean

1820
01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:29,280
Speaker 4: you get kicked on those tiny nuts?

1821
01:34:31,479 --> 01:34:31,519
Speaker 6: No?

1822
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:40,639
Speaker 2: Oh no, all right, so much fun with the same

1823
01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:41,479
Speaker 2: exact sounds.

1824
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:42,080
Speaker 12: It really is.

1825
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:43,000
Speaker 4: You can.

1826
01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:46,040
Speaker 10: You can tell your own story. Poor David Lee Roth,

1827
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:47,880
Speaker 10: he doesn't get to tell his own story. I don't

1828
01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:49,880
Speaker 10: know that he's ever written a memoir or anything like that,

1829
01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:54,760
Speaker 10: but we're happy to try to tell it for him occasionally.

1830
01:34:55,439 --> 01:34:56,080
Speaker 10: You're gonna write a.

1831
01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:56,360
Speaker 2: Book to.

1832
01:34:57,920 --> 01:34:58,160
Speaker 21: Wow?

1833
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:04,800
Speaker 2: I said, well, yes, what a sufficed all right? Do

1834
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:05,479
Speaker 2: you miss Eddie?

1835
01:35:06,439 --> 01:35:06,639
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1836
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:11,760
Speaker 2: Going car show on one hundred points of.

1837
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:16,040
Speaker 1: Reeling car show.

1838
01:35:16,439 --> 01:35:17,880
Speaker 6: Here's a piece of strong cheese.

1839
01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:21,240
Speaker 2: Kee has a sound, probably all of its.

1840
01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:26,559
Speaker 9: Own on one hundred point seven domms.

1841
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:44,320
Speaker 2: Our little boy is four years old. I'm quite little man.

1842
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:48,919
Speaker 2: So we spell up the words.

1843
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:51,840
Speaker 4: We don't hold him to.

1844
01:35:52,200 --> 01:36:00,400
Speaker 22: Onderstand what tea oh what or maybe su are p

1845
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:09,760
Speaker 22: r s. But the words we're hiding from him to

1846
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:12,800
Speaker 22: the punk rock up hock.

1847
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:14,960
Speaker 6: RD.

1848
01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:24,440
Speaker 2: We have the spell that word for little Joel.

1849
01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:29,080
Speaker 4: Like them old t H E R F.

1850
01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:36,600
Speaker 7: K S s H.

1851
01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:41,520
Speaker 4: Be comes breathing.

1852
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:49,240
Speaker 2: Today all can spell all that very good because he's

1853
01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:57,560
Speaker 2: a d I P S H I H D I P.

1854
01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:03,760
Speaker 10: Is this guy in Turkey or something who was getting

1855
01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:05,600
Speaker 10: divorced from his wife and he's got to pay her

1856
01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:10,360
Speaker 10: a lot of money because she sued him. As crazy

1857
01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:14,920
Speaker 10: as this country is, as you know, people talk about

1858
01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:19,439
Speaker 10: to reform and all these frivolous lawsuits and things, you know,

1859
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:23,200
Speaker 10: and the guy running the country as he's not the

1860
01:37:23,320 --> 01:37:27,280
Speaker 10: king of anything other than frivolous lawsuits. But there's certain

1861
01:37:27,280 --> 01:37:29,080
Speaker 10: stories when you read, you go there's no way this

1862
01:37:29,280 --> 01:37:33,360
Speaker 10: is in the United States. A guy in Turkey was

1863
01:37:33,479 --> 01:37:35,439
Speaker 10: divorcing his wife, and his wife sued him.

1864
01:37:35,479 --> 01:37:38,160
Speaker 2: She wanted financial compensation.

1865
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:43,240
Speaker 10: Simply because he saved her number in his phone as

1866
01:37:43,439 --> 01:37:45,200
Speaker 10: Chubby in his contact list.

1867
01:37:45,280 --> 01:37:47,719
Speaker 2: Whoops, that was the name for his wife and his phone.

1868
01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:51,920
Speaker 10: And you know a lot of people you have their

1869
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:55,559
Speaker 10: husband or wife or significant other. Sometimes they have him

1870
01:37:55,600 --> 01:37:58,280
Speaker 10: in as their name. Sometimes they'll have him in as

1871
01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:01,479
Speaker 10: you know, a term of endearment. Some people just have

1872
01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:04,320
Speaker 10: you know, have them in as husband or wife. Do

1873
01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:06,519
Speaker 10: you have your wife's name and your phone as her name?

1874
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:08,759
Speaker 10: I have them as first last name. Yeah, she always

1875
01:38:08,760 --> 01:38:09,519
Speaker 10: gets pissed at me for that.

1876
01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:13,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's her full name. Funny.

1877
01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:18,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, my friends whose parents' names are in their phone,

1878
01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:20,680
Speaker 10: not mom and dad, their names are in their phone, right,

1879
01:38:20,800 --> 01:38:21,280
Speaker 10: that's what I have.

1880
01:38:21,520 --> 01:38:25,280
Speaker 2: Like, do you really what's your mom's name Joanne? Diane? Diane? Yeah?

1881
01:38:25,360 --> 01:38:25,880
Speaker 2: I should know that.

1882
01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:28,960
Speaker 10: That's my ex wife's name. No, my mom is in

1883
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:35,439
Speaker 10: my phone as mom and but I think it's funny

1884
01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:38,200
Speaker 10: if your parent was in there under their name. Now,

1885
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:40,000
Speaker 10: why is your mom and your phone as Diane?

1886
01:38:40,439 --> 01:38:42,120
Speaker 3: I just I used to always have a thing with

1887
01:38:42,439 --> 01:38:45,479
Speaker 3: every being everything being in order, you know what I mean,

1888
01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:47,640
Speaker 3: like like in contact, like I wanted everything to just

1889
01:38:47,720 --> 01:38:49,639
Speaker 3: be by the person's name.

1890
01:38:50,120 --> 01:38:52,640
Speaker 2: So like at work especially. I think that's but if

1891
01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:54,960
Speaker 2: you had a so that leads me to assume you

1892
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:56,759
Speaker 2: don't have any other friends named Diane.

1893
01:38:57,800 --> 01:39:00,200
Speaker 3: Last name, I'll just change the last name was so

1894
01:39:00,360 --> 01:39:02,479
Speaker 3: named Diane, but different different spelling.

1895
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:06,439
Speaker 10: Oh really yeah? Oh okay, yeah, so I'll I put

1896
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:09,639
Speaker 10: in wait, your wife's mom is the same as your

1897
01:39:09,720 --> 01:39:10,719
Speaker 10: mom's name, yep.

1898
01:39:10,680 --> 01:39:13,360
Speaker 2: Just spelled differently as two ends in Diane. Her mother

1899
01:39:13,400 --> 01:39:16,200
Speaker 2: has one. That's crazy. Yeah, it's not crazy, it's good.

1900
01:39:16,439 --> 01:39:19,000
Speaker 3: You know, very common common name in the late fifties there,

1901
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:23,760
Speaker 3: so I guess, and I have my brother's saved.

1902
01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:26,120
Speaker 2: You know, by his by his name, not you know,

1903
01:39:26,360 --> 01:39:27,719
Speaker 2: just as you know, like his first name around.

1904
01:39:27,760 --> 01:39:29,719
Speaker 10: No, I mean siblings, yeah, because you might have multiple

1905
01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:31,479
Speaker 10: you're not gonna have like brother one brother too. Like

1906
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:33,840
Speaker 10: my siblings are all in by their name. My mom

1907
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:35,760
Speaker 10: is in his mom, my dad was in his dad,

1908
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:37,880
Speaker 10: because I only had one of them. Every once in

1909
01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:40,760
Speaker 10: a while, I'll go through my contact or I'll be

1910
01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:44,400
Speaker 10: looking for a particular person and I go, Jesus, I

1911
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:48,639
Speaker 10: still have this person in my contacts because people all

1912
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:51,000
Speaker 10: all you know, Dustin from Georgia. He goes, who's the

1913
01:39:51,080 --> 01:39:54,520
Speaker 10: most famous person in yours and Rob's contacts?

1914
01:39:55,520 --> 01:39:57,120
Speaker 2: And I'd have to look. I don't know off the

1915
01:39:57,160 --> 01:39:57,880
Speaker 2: top of my head.

1916
01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:01,080
Speaker 10: But it's crazy to me because I'm also somebody who

1917
01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:02,679
Speaker 10: and I haven't done it in a long time, because

1918
01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:04,479
Speaker 10: I think once I got down to like three hundred

1919
01:40:04,479 --> 01:40:09,200
Speaker 10: and nineteen people, I was good, right my Facebook friends,

1920
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:11,840
Speaker 10: I got down to like three hundred and nineteen. I'm

1921
01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,439
Speaker 10: almost never on Facebook. Every one of those people is

1922
01:40:14,479 --> 01:40:17,200
Speaker 10: somebody who I actually know. I never I never put

1923
01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:22,000
Speaker 10: listeners on my personal page. But I don't have nicknames

1924
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:25,960
Speaker 10: in my phone. That's an interesting question. Maybe one or

1925
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:28,280
Speaker 10: two the most famous person in your phone? That's a

1926
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:31,920
Speaker 10: really I guess I hadn't thought much about that. Let

1927
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:38,760
Speaker 10: me look, Kanye, Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter.

1928
01:40:39,160 --> 01:40:40,880
Speaker 2: Why are they? They're all in here. Yeah, I could

1929
01:40:40,920 --> 01:40:41,559
Speaker 2: just call them right.

1930
01:40:41,520 --> 01:40:44,240
Speaker 10: Now, Rob, I'd say, Barack Obama, do a deepa yeah,

1931
01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:51,120
Speaker 10: Barack Obama probably your biggest celebrity. I still have Stephen

1932
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:53,719
Speaker 10: Hawking's number. I guess I should probably delete that. Shouldn't.

1933
01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:55,639
Speaker 10: That's not gonna.

1934
01:40:56,360 --> 01:40:58,640
Speaker 2: That's just how white folks will do you. That's right,

1935
01:40:58,720 --> 01:40:59,360
Speaker 2: mister president.

1936
01:40:59,479 --> 01:40:59,639
Speaker 6: Yep.

1937
01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:06,040
Speaker 10: Anyway, my ex's name is in my phone. Allen as

1938
01:41:06,280 --> 01:41:16,000
Speaker 10: die Comma Anne die come oh boy. Anyway, this guy

1939
01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:18,800
Speaker 10: he's got to pay his soon to be ex wife

1940
01:41:18,840 --> 01:41:22,800
Speaker 10: because she's UH. They ruled that she should be financially

1941
01:41:22,920 --> 01:41:27,519
Speaker 10: compensated for being saved for the turky tom Beck two

1942
01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:30,960
Speaker 10: m b K, which is the Turkish word translating to chubby,

1943
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:36,479
Speaker 10: And this all came out in the disclosure during the

1944
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:41,600
Speaker 10: UH divorce proceedings, and she said that the nickname was

1945
01:41:41,720 --> 01:41:46,000
Speaker 10: degrading and that she should be entitled to some of

1946
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:49,559
Speaker 10: his income, I guess, And so they found the husband

1947
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:53,640
Speaker 10: at fault ordered him to pay her again. Could you

1948
01:41:53,760 --> 01:41:57,240
Speaker 10: imagine if that happened over here, if everybody who put there,

1949
01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:00,080
Speaker 10: you know, listen, I've been in situations before, you know,

1950
01:42:00,240 --> 01:42:03,600
Speaker 10: just dating situations where you know, you get on the

1951
01:42:03,640 --> 01:42:06,639
Speaker 10: wrong side of somebody and they might temporarily change your name.

1952
01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:09,400
Speaker 2: In their phone. I had one ex that did that, dickhead.

1953
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:13,559
Speaker 10: I would have been happier with that, would have been

1954
01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:16,720
Speaker 10: happier with that, And I'm like, well, I'm never going

1955
01:42:16,800 --> 01:42:17,120
Speaker 10: to see that.

1956
01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:18,800
Speaker 2: If you hadn't told me, I would never would have

1957
01:42:18,840 --> 01:42:19,120
Speaker 2: seen it.

1958
01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:21,479
Speaker 10: You're not standing next to somebody when you're calling your

1959
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:27,479
Speaker 10: phone and seeing your name come up or whatever. But

1960
01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:30,840
Speaker 10: this is a cautionary tale. You know, this guy is

1961
01:42:30,920 --> 01:42:34,880
Speaker 10: leading the charge here unbeknownst to him people in Turkey.

1962
01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:37,800
Speaker 10: You're a married guy, just put your wife's name in

1963
01:42:37,840 --> 01:42:41,680
Speaker 10: your phone. Don't put any nonsense in there. Now that

1964
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:43,439
Speaker 10: this lady is going to get some money for it,

1965
01:42:44,600 --> 01:42:49,839
Speaker 10: because you got it was a derogatory it was supposed

1966
01:42:49,880 --> 01:42:51,679
Speaker 10: to be. You know, I'm sure there are some cultures

1967
01:42:51,720 --> 01:42:57,960
Speaker 10: where Chubby would be a compliment to be considered thick,

1968
01:43:00,120 --> 01:43:04,400
Speaker 10: A little thick, A little thick. Yeah, I mean it's again,

1969
01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:07,439
Speaker 10: that's certainly not one that I would pick for a

1970
01:43:07,479 --> 01:43:12,559
Speaker 10: significant other. But different strokes, man, ooh, so scared chubby

1971
01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:13,439
Speaker 10: Wobby Alan.

1972
01:43:13,479 --> 01:43:16,479
Speaker 2: When my ex calls my phone, it plays the Imperial March.

1973
01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:19,599
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I have for my ex wife.

1974
01:43:19,720 --> 01:43:22,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not joking.

1975
01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:26,360
Speaker 10: When she calls and it's been it's been in there

1976
01:43:26,439 --> 01:43:29,680
Speaker 10: for so long. I mean, she hated my guts for

1977
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:33,680
Speaker 10: a long time. Like we finally kind of got over

1978
01:43:33,760 --> 01:43:36,200
Speaker 10: that home. She got remarried and you know, some years

1979
01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:40,519
Speaker 10: ago and and got redivorced and all that. But you know,

1980
01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:42,400
Speaker 10: because our kids are little, we split, so it was

1981
01:43:42,479 --> 01:43:45,560
Speaker 10: like understandable that she her head would explode it the

1982
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:48,040
Speaker 10: mere thought of me I just never changed.

1983
01:43:48,160 --> 01:43:50,920
Speaker 2: I should because we do. We were very cordial and this.

1984
01:43:51,080 --> 01:43:53,040
Speaker 3: Point now it's just funny, yes, and now it's just

1985
01:43:53,160 --> 01:43:55,160
Speaker 3: your kids are in their early twenties, like it's you know,

1986
01:43:55,360 --> 01:43:56,760
Speaker 3: but yeah, boy, that's no joke.

1987
01:43:57,720 --> 01:44:00,320
Speaker 2: You made it through the hard part, yes, and it

1988
01:44:00,560 --> 01:44:02,160
Speaker 2: was a hard boy, God damn.

1989
01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:05,880
Speaker 10: And I have an XI named just why because screw

1990
01:44:05,960 --> 01:44:09,360
Speaker 10: that psycho I am fascinated by the people who still

1991
01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:11,599
Speaker 10: have those people in their phone.

1992
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:15,600
Speaker 4: You know, people are like, oh, that's I still have

1993
01:44:15,680 --> 01:44:16,439
Speaker 4: my ex on my phone?

1994
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:18,320
Speaker 2: Why? Why?

1995
01:44:19,439 --> 01:44:19,639
Speaker 5: Well?

1996
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:21,360
Speaker 2: No, why?

1997
01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:24,400
Speaker 10: Like I listen, I'm not a rearview mirror a guy.

1998
01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:27,360
Speaker 10: When we're done, we are done, You're out of my phone.

1999
01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:28,439
Speaker 2: We're done.

2000
01:44:29,479 --> 01:44:31,160
Speaker 4: But a lot of people are not like that.

2001
01:44:31,920 --> 01:44:32,040
Speaker 10: You know.

2002
01:44:32,280 --> 01:44:34,840
Speaker 4: That's like, wow, we're still kind of friendly, are you though?

2003
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:36,880
Speaker 4: Because all you ever do is talk shrimp about them.

2004
01:44:37,040 --> 01:44:39,040
Speaker 4: That's something I really should do. I just went I

2005
01:44:39,120 --> 01:44:41,560
Speaker 4: have nine hundred and fifty nine contacts.

2006
01:44:41,160 --> 01:44:41,719
Speaker 2: On my phone.

2007
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:44,360
Speaker 3: But it's because I know the phones over the years,

2008
01:44:44,439 --> 01:44:46,519
Speaker 3: I've just had people's numbers. How do I go through

2009
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:48,400
Speaker 3: now and edit that and get rid of people? Don't

2010
01:44:48,439 --> 01:44:49,120
Speaker 3: do it one time?

2011
01:44:49,280 --> 01:44:51,519
Speaker 10: Tell how many people? Oh you know, how many contacts

2012
01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:54,000
Speaker 10: I have my phone? One hundred and thirty seven? Really,

2013
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:55,960
Speaker 10: and I bet I could get rid of a quarter

2014
01:44:56,080 --> 01:44:58,840
Speaker 10: of those. Yeah, I just have I have, Like I

2015
01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:00,400
Speaker 10: can tell you right here. The first one that I

2016
01:45:00,479 --> 01:45:02,760
Speaker 10: see is this guy named It just says Bob. It

2017
01:45:02,880 --> 01:45:05,320
Speaker 10: was a dude that I worked with thirty years ago.

2018
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:09,479
Speaker 10: I have not talked to since. I don't I have

2019
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:12,840
Speaker 10: the what I think is the old WMMS hot line

2020
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:14,280
Speaker 10: in here. I wonder if it'll ring in here. I

2021
01:45:14,320 --> 01:45:16,280
Speaker 10: wonder if it's the same. Let me open it up

2022
01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:16,680
Speaker 10: and I'll tell you.

2023
01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:18,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if the number. I would see

2024
01:45:18,360 --> 01:45:20,519
Speaker 2: it ring over here, right, one of the Yeah, yeah

2025
01:45:20,520 --> 01:45:20,800
Speaker 2: you would.

2026
01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:21,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2027
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:25,760
Speaker 10: So I think it's the old WMMS hot line. So

2028
01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:28,760
Speaker 10: guess what I can get rid of that? It did

2029
01:45:29,080 --> 01:45:32,400
Speaker 10: doesn't even operate anymore. Yeah, I've got uh Now, I'm

2030
01:45:32,439 --> 01:45:35,200
Speaker 10: down to one hundred and thirty six. Rob Abby was

2031
01:45:35,280 --> 01:45:37,639
Speaker 10: a record rep that I worked with twenty years ago.

2032
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:39,360
Speaker 2: Like, why do I have? But how do I go through?

2033
01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:42,640
Speaker 10: I'd have to multiple can I can you do a

2034
01:45:42,760 --> 01:45:46,120
Speaker 10: mass delete? Well, I don't know about that. I mean

2035
01:45:46,160 --> 01:45:48,360
Speaker 10: with nine hundred, I mean again, it wouldn't take.

2036
01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:48,880
Speaker 2: Me long to go through.

2037
01:45:48,920 --> 01:45:51,920
Speaker 3: I got one hundred and thirty six people. Billy Affordable Glass.

2038
01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:54,519
Speaker 3: It was the guy that changed my windshield in Rhode Island, right,

2039
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:59,559
Speaker 3: Like I have my my former in law's house phone

2040
01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:00,880
Speaker 3: number burn here, right.

2041
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:03,920
Speaker 10: That was very useful when my kids were younger, when

2042
01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:06,000
Speaker 10: I had more frequent contact with them.

2043
01:46:06,120 --> 01:46:09,360
Speaker 3: Don't need it now, He's already laying every one I

2044
01:46:09,479 --> 01:46:12,400
Speaker 3: have him in here. That's uh, that's famous and a

2045
01:46:12,479 --> 01:46:15,800
Speaker 3: number I probably don't need. There you go, she's still alive?

2046
01:46:16,280 --> 01:46:19,559
Speaker 3: He is already is yes? Yeah, yep, I've got Ron

2047
01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:20,679
Speaker 3: Jeremy and my thumb.

2048
01:46:20,800 --> 01:46:23,320
Speaker 2: Is he still alive? That's a bad one. What the hedgehog?

2049
01:46:23,439 --> 01:46:24,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all that stuff.

2050
01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:28,120
Speaker 3: I wouldn't admit that I hired him, but is he

2051
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:31,960
Speaker 3: still alive? I had him do a cameo during COVID

2052
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:33,880
Speaker 3: for the guys in my fantasy football league.

2053
01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:34,080
Speaker 6: Yep.

2054
01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:36,479
Speaker 2: And like not even a month later is when all

2055
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:38,240
Speaker 2: that stuff came out about him and he went to prison.

2056
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:41,360
Speaker 3: And I was like oops, because I had like literally

2057
01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:42,840
Speaker 3: just gotten it back and sent and I was so

2058
01:46:43,040 --> 01:46:45,120
Speaker 3: proud and it's like it and then I was like, well,

2059
01:46:45,120 --> 01:46:47,280
Speaker 3: you know what if you honestly have something to say

2060
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:49,519
Speaker 3: to me about what some scumbag porn star guy did,

2061
01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:52,800
Speaker 3: like screw yourself. I thought it was funny guy with

2062
01:46:52,880 --> 01:46:55,120
Speaker 3: a humongous hammer leaving a message for a bunch of idiots,

2063
01:46:55,120 --> 01:46:58,760
Speaker 3: and in a fantasy football league, Yeah yeah, I got

2064
01:46:58,760 --> 01:46:59,160
Speaker 3: a lot of people.

2065
01:46:59,560 --> 01:47:03,360
Speaker 2: Got Lewis Black, Joe Coy, Lewis Blacks.

2066
01:47:03,160 --> 01:47:05,080
Speaker 3: That's a big one. He he could be towards the

2067
01:47:05,120 --> 01:47:09,080
Speaker 3: top in bag. But but we all know Joe Bonamasa. Hey,

2068
01:47:09,640 --> 01:47:10,719
Speaker 3: that's got to count for something.

2069
01:47:12,120 --> 01:47:15,800
Speaker 2: Dicky Barrett is in my phone? Who else? See?

2070
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:18,600
Speaker 10: Anyway, I'm going to go through those and I have

2071
01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:22,120
Speaker 10: one hundred and thirty. I could get it down. I

2072
01:47:22,320 --> 01:47:25,240
Speaker 10: swear I could get down to fifty. And they're running

2073
01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:31,679
Speaker 10: an anti trafficking spot with Mario Lopez. Yes, he sounds

2074
01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:34,080
Speaker 10: way too excited to be talking about human trafficking.

2075
01:47:34,439 --> 01:47:35,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, but don't they.

2076
01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:36,960
Speaker 2: I heard it too, I said, I thought it was

2077
01:47:37,040 --> 01:47:37,559
Speaker 2: so funny.

2078
01:47:37,720 --> 01:47:41,800
Speaker 10: Well, because it's it's set up like, heyst full time,

2079
01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:44,559
Speaker 10: he said, but he starts with like this big delivery.

2080
01:47:44,600 --> 01:47:45,960
Speaker 2: Hey, it's Mario Lopez here.

2081
01:47:46,680 --> 01:47:49,439
Speaker 3: If you're worried about being sexually trafficked and shoved into

2082
01:47:49,439 --> 01:47:50,640
Speaker 3: shipping containers.

2083
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:51,320
Speaker 4: Maybe you'd like, what do you?

2084
01:47:51,400 --> 01:47:52,160
Speaker 2: Whoa? Whoa whoa?

2085
01:47:52,479 --> 01:47:54,640
Speaker 10: Well, because when I post our show every night to

2086
01:47:54,800 --> 01:47:57,960
Speaker 10: our Facebook page, I will go back make sure it's there,

2087
01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:00,439
Speaker 10: make sure that the show begins or it's to begin.

2088
01:48:00,840 --> 01:48:05,599
Speaker 2: And so the pre roll ad was Mario Lopez. Hey,

2089
01:48:05,680 --> 01:48:06,920
Speaker 2: what's up? It's Mario Lopez.

2090
01:48:07,080 --> 01:48:07,880
Speaker 4: Back to school.

2091
01:48:07,920 --> 01:48:10,960
Speaker 23: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

2092
01:48:11,040 --> 01:48:14,800
Speaker 23: and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers

2093
01:48:14,920 --> 01:48:15,599
Speaker 23: can exploit.

2094
01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:18,760
Speaker 10: All right, Hey, guys, I thought he was gonna I'd

2095
01:48:18,840 --> 01:48:21,320
Speaker 10: never heard that until Eric out in Starbar turned me

2096
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:23,880
Speaker 10: onto it. I'm not sitting to the dumb ads right

2097
01:48:23,960 --> 01:48:26,200
Speaker 10: that I don't get any money from on my own show.

2098
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:30,320
Speaker 10: It's so crazy. But also, I mean, listen, that's his

2099
01:48:30,439 --> 01:48:34,960
Speaker 10: whole thing, right everybody. But yeah, but don't start that excited. Hey,

2100
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:36,880
Speaker 10: back to school time is a great time, That's what

2101
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:40,360
Speaker 10: I'm saying. It's it's technically the spot is for DHS

2102
01:48:40,439 --> 01:48:44,559
Speaker 10: Department of Haulline Security. I thought that it was an

2103
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:49,120
Speaker 10: ad forles. Yes, hey, pencil cases.

2104
01:48:50,680 --> 01:48:53,400
Speaker 3: You know, don't spend all that money on sneakers elsewhere

2105
01:48:53,479 --> 01:48:54,280
Speaker 3: when you can get two.

2106
01:48:54,240 --> 01:48:58,880
Speaker 2: Pairs from yep s talk about in coals cash. Yeah not.

2107
01:48:59,280 --> 01:49:01,200
Speaker 10: Hey, make sure your kid doesn't end up in a

2108
01:49:01,280 --> 01:49:04,320
Speaker 10: shipping container right in Belarus.

2109
01:49:04,600 --> 01:49:06,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah I heard that too, man. That's

2110
01:49:06,720 --> 01:49:09,280
Speaker 3: funny as hell. Hey, what's up at to Mario Lopez?

2111
01:49:09,479 --> 01:49:10,240
Speaker 4: Back to school?

2112
01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:13,360
Speaker 23: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

2113
01:49:13,439 --> 01:49:17,200
Speaker 23: and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers

2114
01:49:17,320 --> 01:49:18,000
Speaker 23: can exploit.

2115
01:49:18,479 --> 01:49:21,479
Speaker 24: Human trafficking doesn't always look like what you expect. Everyday

2116
01:49:21,560 --> 01:49:25,040
Speaker 24: moments can become opportunities for someone with bad intentions. Learn

2117
01:49:25,120 --> 01:49:29,080
Speaker 24: the science and how to report at DHS dot gov

2118
01:49:29,320 --> 01:49:32,360
Speaker 24: slash blue campaign. Wow, you think that you had like

2119
01:49:32,439 --> 01:49:34,200
Speaker 24: a casey case of break in the middle of that,

2120
01:49:34,640 --> 01:49:35,960
Speaker 24: like and then they had to edit it together, and

2121
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:39,200
Speaker 24: he's like, hey, this Mario Lopez and back to school

2122
01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:41,240
Speaker 24: can be a time where it's difficult to get back

2123
01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:45,400
Speaker 24: to your normal Holy Jesus, who the hell Scott snuck

2124
01:49:45,479 --> 01:49:47,719
Speaker 24: this in between my Chipotle ads.

2125
01:49:48,200 --> 01:49:50,520
Speaker 4: I gotta do a goddamn death dedication.

2126
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:57,599
Speaker 21: A strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere and it'll

2127
01:49:57,680 --> 01:49:58,680
Speaker 21: need a lot if you play it.

2128
01:49:59,360 --> 01:50:01,160
Speaker 2: Recently, there was a death in our family.

2129
01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:04,519
Speaker 21: He was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was

2130
01:50:04,600 --> 01:50:07,960
Speaker 21: most certainly a part of let's come start again. I'm

2131
01:50:08,040 --> 01:50:12,040
Speaker 21: coming out of the record. Play the record, okay, please,

2132
01:50:16,360 --> 01:50:18,040
Speaker 21: let's see when you come out of those up temple.

2133
01:50:18,120 --> 01:50:21,640
Speaker 21: Goddamn numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions, and

2134
01:50:21,720 --> 01:50:23,360
Speaker 21: then you got to go into somebody dying.

2135
01:50:23,920 --> 01:50:25,360
Speaker 2: You know, they do this to me all the time.

2136
01:50:25,400 --> 01:50:26,680
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell they do it for.

2137
01:50:26,880 --> 01:50:28,519
Speaker 21: But goddamn it, if we can't come out of a

2138
01:50:28,560 --> 01:50:30,120
Speaker 21: slow record, I don't understand it.

2139
01:50:30,400 --> 01:50:34,080
Speaker 2: He's down on the phone. Okay. I want a goddamn.

2140
01:50:33,640 --> 01:50:35,880
Speaker 21: Concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't

2141
01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:38,080
Speaker 21: a king up tempo record. Every time I do a

2142
01:50:38,160 --> 01:50:39,800
Speaker 21: goddamn depth dedication.

2143
01:50:40,160 --> 01:50:44,320
Speaker 10: Maybe Mario Lopez was coming out of an uptempo, goddamn

2144
01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:48,640
Speaker 10: number and he didn't. Even in his slight defense, that

2145
01:50:48,760 --> 01:50:51,599
Speaker 10: would be a tough vibe to modulate, because you don't

2146
01:50:51,640 --> 01:50:55,599
Speaker 10: want to start out going, hey, guys, it's Mario Lopez.

2147
01:50:55,720 --> 01:50:59,000
Speaker 10: Let's talk about human trafficking. So it's a weird I

2148
01:50:59,040 --> 01:51:00,920
Speaker 10: don't know, man, change and vibe, But.

2149
01:51:01,120 --> 01:51:02,840
Speaker 2: You know, I think that's the only way you can

2150
01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:06,320
Speaker 2: approach that. If I got asked to do that tomorrow.

2151
01:51:06,120 --> 01:51:09,240
Speaker 4: In a serious tone, I wouldn't go on and be like, Hey,

2152
01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:10,320
Speaker 4: what's up, everybody?

2153
01:51:10,439 --> 01:51:12,240
Speaker 3: Let me tell you all about my friends at the

2154
01:51:12,320 --> 01:51:15,519
Speaker 3: Department of Homeland Security. Man, these guys know what to

2155
01:51:15,640 --> 01:51:17,920
Speaker 3: look for when human trafficking is going on.

2156
01:51:18,160 --> 01:51:20,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, look up, dude, you just start with.

2157
01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:23,679
Speaker 3: Like, hey, look, here's something uncomfortable nobody wants to talk about,

2158
01:51:23,760 --> 01:51:26,000
Speaker 3: right here's something to look out for. Blah blah blah

2159
01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:29,240
Speaker 3: blah blah, and just talk things out there and be

2160
01:51:29,360 --> 01:51:31,960
Speaker 3: Johnny Puke DJ and talk about that kind of stuff.

2161
01:51:32,400 --> 01:51:33,879
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up. It's Mario Lopez.

2162
01:51:34,040 --> 01:51:34,839
Speaker 4: Back to school.

2163
01:51:34,880 --> 01:51:37,920
Speaker 23: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

2164
01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:41,800
Speaker 23: and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers

2165
01:51:41,880 --> 01:51:42,519
Speaker 23: can't exploit.

2166
01:51:42,720 --> 01:51:45,280
Speaker 4: Yeah he does. He literally starts way up here and

2167
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:47,479
Speaker 4: then just slowly fades down.

2168
01:51:47,840 --> 01:51:50,920
Speaker 10: Guys, Maybe that you know he was bro hugging Andrew

2169
01:51:51,000 --> 01:51:52,880
Speaker 10: Tait in a UFC fight last March.

2170
01:51:53,240 --> 01:51:55,480
Speaker 2: Maybe this is his penance for the whole outcry.

2171
01:51:55,640 --> 01:51:58,840
Speaker 10: Right, Andrew Tate's a convicted sex trafficker, and you know,

2172
01:51:59,160 --> 01:52:01,400
Speaker 10: Mario Lopez couldn't have been happier to see him.

2173
01:52:01,720 --> 01:52:06,120
Speaker 3: But again, that's where you like, you just gotta be like, hey, guys,

2174
01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:09,200
Speaker 3: it's Mario and look. I was on a show called

2175
01:52:09,479 --> 01:52:11,960
Speaker 3: Saved by the Bell and I couldn't imagine if something

2176
01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:14,880
Speaker 3: happened to any one of those high school classmates I had.

2177
01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:16,519
Speaker 6: Done.

2178
01:52:17,760 --> 01:52:20,880
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, maybe you saw me with one hand down

2179
01:52:20,960 --> 01:52:26,880
Speaker 10: Andrew Tate's pants. Listen, I can't tell you sex traffickers

2180
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Speaker 10: are not my friends. Of course, our president loves guys

2181
01:52:30,280 --> 01:52:32,360
Speaker 10: like that. Those are his peers. But I don't know

2182
01:52:32,400 --> 01:52:34,920
Speaker 10: if Ac Slater was trying to get blown up. Of

2183
01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:37,559
Speaker 10: course he's MAGA adjacent to so I doubt they had

2184
01:52:37,600 --> 01:52:40,240
Speaker 10: to twist his arm to do dhs ads. But I

2185
01:52:40,320 --> 01:52:43,000
Speaker 10: hadn't heard that until Eric emailed me and he was like, Yeah,

2186
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:45,960
Speaker 10: what's up with the sid By the way, I'm being

2187
01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:47,960
Speaker 10: told over the text that they found that little girl

2188
01:52:48,040 --> 01:52:48,559
Speaker 10: in Medina.

2189
01:52:48,680 --> 01:52:49,120
Speaker 2: Oh they did.

2190
01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:52,680
Speaker 4: They put out an amber alert a little earlier, and

2191
01:52:52,760 --> 01:52:54,800
Speaker 4: I kind of repeated the details.

2192
01:52:54,880 --> 01:52:57,760
Speaker 2: But she has been found safe. Yeah, I just got

2193
01:52:57,840 --> 01:53:00,960
Speaker 2: that to, you know, girl from a Dinah lociate.

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01:53:02,439 --> 01:53:04,559
Speaker 10: Also a lot of people last segment, we were talking

2195
01:53:04,560 --> 01:53:07,439
Speaker 10: about having people in your phone that you never talk

2196
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:09,120
Speaker 10: to anymore, and if you went through and kind of

2197
01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:11,760
Speaker 10: scrubbed your contact and a lot of people were writing

2198
01:53:11,800 --> 01:53:14,200
Speaker 10: me and going, I keep x's and stuff in my

2199
01:53:14,400 --> 01:53:17,280
Speaker 10: phone so I know the number so if they call,

2200
01:53:17,439 --> 01:53:19,400
Speaker 10: I don't pick up. And I'm like, but I don't

2201
01:53:19,439 --> 01:53:21,960
Speaker 10: pick up anyone's calls, So why wouldn't you let it

2202
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:22,760
Speaker 10: go to voicemail?

2203
01:53:23,160 --> 01:53:25,160
Speaker 2: Why would they be in your you scrub them from

2204
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:26,400
Speaker 2: your phone? Listen you do you.

2205
01:53:26,560 --> 01:53:28,840
Speaker 10: I'm just I never understood the whole like keeping x's

2206
01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:32,800
Speaker 10: in the phone. I got a hundred xces, not one

2207
01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:35,719
Speaker 10: of them is in my phone. And if if somebody

2208
01:53:35,880 --> 01:53:38,360
Speaker 10: happened to call me and I didn't recognize the number,

2209
01:53:38,360 --> 01:53:42,599
Speaker 10: I'm not picking up anyway, So I think they would

2210
01:53:42,680 --> 01:53:44,439
Speaker 10: leave you a voicemail and then you would know it

2211
01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:44,880
Speaker 10: was them.

2212
01:53:44,920 --> 01:53:47,200
Speaker 2: You wouldn't be somebody said, I call my ex.

2213
01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:51,600
Speaker 10: I have my girlfriend slash baby Mama saved in my

2214
01:53:51,680 --> 01:53:55,439
Speaker 10: phone as jumper cables because she's always starting shrimp.

2215
01:53:56,600 --> 01:53:59,040
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I don't know if that's your joke,

2216
01:53:59,120 --> 01:53:59,960
Speaker 2: but if it is, that's good.

2217
01:54:00,320 --> 01:54:02,920
Speaker 3: I met Melissa when I was twenty three, so I

2218
01:54:03,320 --> 01:54:05,960
Speaker 3: didn't have a lot of x is saved in my phone,

2219
01:54:06,040 --> 01:54:07,120
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Like there was a lot

2220
01:54:07,160 --> 01:54:08,800
Speaker 3: of girls that I saw and dated and hear in

2221
01:54:08,840 --> 01:54:11,720
Speaker 3: the other so they're probably quite a few in here,

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01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:14,320
Speaker 3: but I don't, like, I never really had that.

2223
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:16,840
Speaker 4: It was just a different time. Oh and I didn't

2224
01:54:16,920 --> 01:54:19,080
Speaker 4: have cell phones in college. We didn't have cell phones

2225
01:54:19,080 --> 01:54:21,120
Speaker 4: in Yeah, it's right. So I was like, but I mean,

2226
01:54:22,240 --> 01:54:23,719
Speaker 4: I don't have explicit beeps.

2227
01:54:24,040 --> 01:54:28,439
Speaker 10: Yeah, that Mountain dew beeper, I I in the years

2228
01:54:28,520 --> 01:54:30,719
Speaker 10: in cell phones, I don't have a single ex.

2229
01:54:32,320 --> 01:54:32,440
Speaker 4: Uh.

2230
01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:34,880
Speaker 10: I mean, obviously my ex wife's in there because she's

2231
01:54:34,960 --> 01:54:37,040
Speaker 10: the mom and my kids, but the whole Like, well,

2232
01:54:37,040 --> 01:54:38,360
Speaker 10: I want to know if they call, so I know

2233
01:54:38,440 --> 01:54:41,000
Speaker 10: it's them. You wouldn't pick it up anyway. Somebody said

2234
01:54:41,000 --> 01:54:43,280
Speaker 10: that way, if they call, I can remember not to answer.

2235
01:54:43,760 --> 01:54:43,800
Speaker 7: What.

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01:54:44,280 --> 01:54:47,400
Speaker 3: But I also never really had a breakup and in

2237
01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:49,040
Speaker 3: such a way that if I ever heard from that

2238
01:54:49,120 --> 01:54:50,440
Speaker 3: person again, it would be terrible.

2239
01:54:51,320 --> 01:54:53,080
Speaker 10: All do you guys have people in your phone who

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Speaker 10: have passed away? I have family members.

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Speaker 4: I can't delete them.

2242
01:54:56,200 --> 01:54:57,200
Speaker 2: Yep, I have some.

2243
01:54:57,520 --> 01:55:00,960
Speaker 4: I don't know if my dad is still in my phone. See,

2244
01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:02,960
Speaker 4: I don't need my phone to talk to my dad

2245
01:55:03,080 --> 01:55:04,400
Speaker 4: though he is.

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01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:07,880
Speaker 2: Your further speaking from new lecture.

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01:55:08,120 --> 01:55:10,000
Speaker 4: I can talk to my dad that way. Oh, I

2248
01:55:10,080 --> 01:55:11,360
Speaker 4: do have my dad in my phone.

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01:55:11,440 --> 01:55:14,720
Speaker 2: Still. No, I don't think I have other dead people.

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Speaker 1: Well I do.

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01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:17,800
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just going right now, and I've typed

2252
01:55:17,800 --> 01:55:20,280
Speaker 3: in names that they're all in here. Yeah, I guess

2253
01:55:20,360 --> 01:55:22,320
Speaker 3: I have two or three dead people in my phone.

2254
01:55:22,560 --> 01:55:25,160
Speaker 3: My best friend Tony I couldn't bring myself to delete.

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Speaker 3: But that's probably one that I.

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01:55:27,560 --> 01:55:30,760
Speaker 2: Should again, Why I understand saving voicemails?

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01:55:31,520 --> 01:55:31,640
Speaker 6: Right?

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01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:35,880
Speaker 3: Guy that I worked with died of cancer like three

2259
01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:38,600
Speaker 3: years ago, very very close with him. Yeah, I still

2260
01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:41,480
Speaker 3: haven't deleted him. Have a voicemail from again?

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01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:43,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess I should just do that.

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01:55:44,440 --> 01:55:46,160
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense not to Alan.

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01:55:46,240 --> 01:55:49,800
Speaker 10: What would that Mario Lopez ad sound like in the

2264
01:55:49,960 --> 01:55:58,000
Speaker 10: nineteen twenties, Yes, everybody an it's spy Denver. It's back

2265
01:55:58,040 --> 01:56:00,920
Speaker 10: to school time. Make sure you have books, traps are

2266
01:56:00,960 --> 01:56:05,120
Speaker 10: lined up, or look out for human traffickers. Look out

2267
01:56:05,160 --> 01:56:07,280
Speaker 10: for anyone who walks up behind you and offers you

2268
01:56:07,280 --> 01:56:08,040
Speaker 10: a penny candy.

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01:56:08,280 --> 01:56:10,000
Speaker 4: Do you see that man dressed up as a hobo

2270
01:56:10,160 --> 01:56:10,520
Speaker 4: over there?

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01:56:11,520 --> 01:56:13,600
Speaker 2: He might be a human trafficker.

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01:56:15,000 --> 01:56:19,640
Speaker 4: He might what be called a homosexual. No, back then,

2273
01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:21,080
Speaker 4: I didn't know hobo sexual.

2274
01:56:21,240 --> 01:56:23,880
Speaker 10: Someone tries to steal your books or asks if they

2275
01:56:23,880 --> 01:56:27,720
Speaker 10: can shine the buckles on your school shoes. Tell them

2276
01:56:27,840 --> 01:56:30,040
Speaker 10: I'm off to school. Leave me alone.

2277
01:56:31,800 --> 01:56:33,520
Speaker 2: I don't want to go in the back of your van.

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01:56:35,720 --> 01:56:39,040
Speaker 2: You're ice fire the ice box in my vehicle.

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01:56:39,240 --> 01:56:41,840
Speaker 10: That milk truck doesn't look like you could fit someone

2280
01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:44,440
Speaker 10: of my What do you mean you want to fold

2281
01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:47,520
Speaker 10: me up and put me in a so it might

2282
01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:50,560
Speaker 10: sound like that the Alan cock shell.

2283
01:56:52,280 --> 01:56:54,520
Speaker 2: My masks. Something I want to say to you.

2284
01:56:54,800 --> 01:56:57,760
Speaker 9: If you're not completely satisfied with today's show.

2285
01:56:57,720 --> 01:57:00,600
Speaker 2: I'll only be checking someone satisfied on our car car.

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01:57:00,880 --> 01:57:01,680
Speaker 4: You're not allowed.

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Speaker 9: This is the car show on one hundred point seven doublemms.

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01:57:07,360 --> 01:57:09,440
Speaker 10: The bees, I don't mean the apple bee's, I mean

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01:57:09,480 --> 01:57:14,480
Speaker 10: the bees that are out there and bees bees.

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Speaker 3: Their yearly white job.

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01:57:21,960 --> 01:57:27,360
Speaker 10: Bees peace piece. Right on the American Canadian border. This

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01:57:27,600 --> 01:57:31,400
Speaker 10: is the Pacific Northwest. There was a giant semi truck

2293
01:57:31,920 --> 01:57:35,720
Speaker 10: that crashed and a massive and it was carrying bees.

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01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:38,160
Speaker 2: Oh no, did you see any of this footage?

2295
01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:38,280
Speaker 6: No?

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01:57:39,360 --> 01:57:45,800
Speaker 2: This was last week, I believe fourteen million bees.

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01:57:46,160 --> 01:57:49,560
Speaker 10: The original account they said two hundred and fifty million bees.

2298
01:57:50,520 --> 01:57:55,600
Speaker 10: Fourteen million bees were being carried and the commercial truck

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01:57:56,360 --> 01:58:01,160
Speaker 10: carrying about seventy thousand pounds of honeybee hives lost part

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01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:06,920
Speaker 10: of its load and the guy driving the truck had

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01:58:06,960 --> 01:58:10,600
Speaker 10: to be driving with a bee keeping suit in tow.

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01:58:11,280 --> 01:58:15,440
Speaker 10: And they had to get This is Wackham County, Washington.

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01:58:15,520 --> 01:58:17,840
Speaker 10: They had to get the sheriff's department out there. It's

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01:58:17,880 --> 01:58:21,320
Speaker 10: not like you can just go and hand scoop fourteen

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01:58:21,440 --> 01:58:24,880
Speaker 10: million bees out of the air truck over turned about

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01:58:24,880 --> 01:58:25,280
Speaker 10: four in the.

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01:58:25,320 --> 01:58:28,880
Speaker 2: Morning in a rural area and all of the bees

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01:58:31,080 --> 01:58:31,600
Speaker 2: were lost.

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01:58:33,240 --> 01:58:39,360
Speaker 10: Hundreds of hives crushed, leaning on each other, and a

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01:58:39,400 --> 01:58:42,640
Speaker 10: guy explains here, a beekeeper explains how you save the bees.

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01:58:43,040 --> 01:58:45,920
Speaker 25: So we're literally grabbing a bee box and they're grabbing

2312
01:58:45,960 --> 01:58:49,040
Speaker 25: the frames that contain the honey, the bees and the brood,

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01:58:49,520 --> 01:58:51,600
Speaker 25: putting them back in the box and restacking them on.

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01:58:51,680 --> 01:58:54,080
Speaker 4: Palettes to hopefully have some survival rate.

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01:58:54,720 --> 01:58:56,720
Speaker 2: You know'll work with here right now.

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01:58:56,760 --> 01:58:58,680
Speaker 25: But there's so many hives over there that most of

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01:58:58,760 --> 01:59:02,120
Speaker 25: them are collapsed, the breams of honey and brood already.

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01:59:01,880 --> 01:59:03,960
Speaker 2: Out, so then we're having to put those back in

2319
01:59:04,000 --> 01:59:07,480
Speaker 2: the boxes. Yeah, there's there's again millions of bees over

2320
01:59:07,520 --> 01:59:09,360
Speaker 2: there right now. You know, you hear a lot of

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01:59:09,440 --> 01:59:12,760
Speaker 2: things about unsustainable systems.

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01:59:12,840 --> 01:59:16,520
Speaker 10: Right people who are vegan are constantly imploring people stop

2323
01:59:16,560 --> 01:59:20,280
Speaker 10: eating meat because the way that meat is processed in

2324
01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:22,560
Speaker 10: this country is not sustainable.

2325
01:59:22,720 --> 01:59:22,840
Speaker 6: Right.

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01:59:23,440 --> 01:59:25,080
Speaker 10: Well, it's a lot of things with the bees too.

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01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:28,120
Speaker 10: This is like a big people go why were they

2328
01:59:28,200 --> 01:59:33,360
Speaker 10: carrying bees? Because you have to import bees. That's the

2329
01:59:33,440 --> 01:59:37,640
Speaker 10: weird thing, right, coming from the Pacific Northwest. It was

2330
01:59:37,720 --> 01:59:42,360
Speaker 10: headed down to California, I think. But if this one wasn't,

2331
01:59:42,360 --> 01:59:44,920
Speaker 10: there are plenty of other trucks that are. So these

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01:59:45,000 --> 01:59:49,600
Speaker 10: trucks take these bees to other cities that need bees,

2333
01:59:51,080 --> 01:59:53,240
Speaker 10: like almonds, right, they have to. They take them to

2334
01:59:53,280 --> 01:59:58,600
Speaker 10: California to pollinate for almonds, which, if you know anything

2335
01:59:58,600 --> 02:00:02,560
Speaker 10: about almonds, they take they use a ton of water

2336
02:00:03,080 --> 02:00:07,680
Speaker 10: that they don't really have there in California, and so

2337
02:00:07,800 --> 02:00:09,800
Speaker 10: it ends up being like a loss for the farmers,

2338
02:00:09,880 --> 02:00:13,560
Speaker 10: and then insurance companies get involved, and so then the

2339
02:00:13,640 --> 02:00:16,480
Speaker 10: farmers in California that we're going to get these bees,

2340
02:00:17,160 --> 02:00:20,600
Speaker 10: they need to find bees or they don't get their

2341
02:00:20,640 --> 02:00:21,720
Speaker 10: crops pollinated.

2342
02:00:22,640 --> 02:00:24,160
Speaker 4: And then the bees and.

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02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:28,120
Speaker 10: Then the bee farmers, right, they need to replace the

2344
02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:32,280
Speaker 10: bees that they sent and they lost. So then you

2345
02:00:32,440 --> 02:00:36,280
Speaker 10: have these communities that were you have a bunch of

2346
02:00:36,320 --> 02:00:37,920
Speaker 10: stressed out honeybees.

2347
02:00:39,320 --> 02:00:40,200
Speaker 2: That have nowhere to go.

2348
02:00:40,560 --> 02:00:40,720
Speaker 3: Right.

2349
02:00:42,440 --> 02:00:44,520
Speaker 10: So, over the past ten years or so, all of

2350
02:00:44,640 --> 02:00:49,120
Speaker 10: these horror stories about the collapse of the ecology and

2351
02:00:49,160 --> 02:00:51,880
Speaker 10: all that and climate change or whatever, bees have been

2352
02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:54,640
Speaker 10: very much to the forefront of that they've been like, hey, FYI,

2353
02:00:55,000 --> 02:00:57,960
Speaker 10: if the bees all go, we all die, yeah, and

2354
02:00:58,320 --> 02:01:02,640
Speaker 10: which is oversimplification, but not by much, not really by much.

2355
02:01:03,200 --> 02:01:04,720
Speaker 10: So what it comes down to is you have this

2356
02:01:04,960 --> 02:01:08,160
Speaker 10: weird system where all of this the way that a

2357
02:01:08,240 --> 02:01:12,680
Speaker 10: lot of farming, which is unsustainable, they got to import

2358
02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:17,240
Speaker 10: bees because a lot of you know, it's like they

2359
02:01:17,320 --> 02:01:21,800
Speaker 10: grow alfalfa in the Arizona Desert, right. That takes a

2360
02:01:21,840 --> 02:01:24,160
Speaker 10: lot of water too, because there's a lot of farms

2361
02:01:24,200 --> 02:01:27,800
Speaker 10: around the country that are foreign owned, and so they

2362
02:01:27,880 --> 02:01:30,800
Speaker 10: ship the produce back home, so they don't care about

2363
02:01:32,240 --> 02:01:36,040
Speaker 10: the effects of water heavy crops here because it's all

2364
02:01:36,120 --> 02:01:37,000
Speaker 10: going overseas.

2365
02:01:38,120 --> 02:01:39,000
Speaker 2: Very very strange.

2366
02:01:39,920 --> 02:01:43,080
Speaker 10: So they ran this bee story as like a kicker story,

2367
02:01:43,200 --> 02:01:46,760
Speaker 10: almost unlike the local news. If you saw add a

2368
02:01:47,040 --> 02:01:50,560
Speaker 10: truck crash will fork to a million bees and I'm

2369
02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:52,480
Speaker 10: sitting there watching it like I'm pucker you know, my

2370
02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:57,800
Speaker 10: bee holes puckering watching this thing, like okay, Well, but

2371
02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:02,240
Speaker 10: that guy seemed almost ah, you know, he was very

2372
02:02:02,440 --> 02:02:03,520
Speaker 10: very calm about it.

2373
02:02:03,600 --> 02:02:04,120
Speaker 2: Guying the bee.

2374
02:02:04,160 --> 02:02:06,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we just grab as mundy as we can

2375
02:02:07,000 --> 02:02:08,160
Speaker 4: and stack them back up.

2376
02:02:08,240 --> 02:02:09,720
Speaker 3: Well, they're all going to hang by the queen, right,

2377
02:02:09,760 --> 02:02:11,360
Speaker 3: so that's just that's got to be the whole plan.

2378
02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:15,120
Speaker 3: I would assume it's gonna let him come back, because

2379
02:02:15,120 --> 02:02:17,280
Speaker 3: they're not going to like go far from that area,

2380
02:02:17,320 --> 02:02:17,640
Speaker 3: would they.

2381
02:02:18,360 --> 02:02:20,160
Speaker 10: No, that's what I'm saying, Like, you got all these

2382
02:02:20,200 --> 02:02:23,040
Speaker 10: honey bees, we've got nowhere to go, and so they're

2383
02:02:23,200 --> 02:02:25,120
Speaker 10: just I don't know how they clean that up.

2384
02:02:25,680 --> 02:02:28,640
Speaker 3: Well, I mean there's you see all the hives all

2385
02:02:28,680 --> 02:02:30,280
Speaker 3: the time at farms and stuff. You would have to

2386
02:02:30,320 --> 02:02:32,360
Speaker 3: assume they can probably get something like that. Some rigs

2387
02:02:32,360 --> 02:02:35,520
Speaker 3: set up quick, I hope. So I assume those people

2388
02:02:35,720 --> 02:02:41,720
Speaker 3: know those people, Yes, people who have their own hives. Oh, yes,

2389
02:02:42,360 --> 02:02:48,000
Speaker 3: he's be keeping Americans, some of those Canadian bees down here. Yeah,

2390
02:02:48,200 --> 02:02:53,280
Speaker 3: sound like Canadians. Different buzz than honey, much more friendly buzz.

2391
02:02:53,440 --> 02:02:54,040
Speaker 3: It's a whole thing.

2392
02:03:09,760 --> 02:03:09,920
Speaker 7: Oh.

2393
02:03:10,120 --> 02:03:13,960
Speaker 10: The terrible, terrible work of Nicholas Cage there with the

2394
02:03:14,160 --> 02:03:15,880
Speaker 10: you know, he's so good in so many other things

2395
02:03:15,920 --> 02:03:17,360
Speaker 10: and just so utterly terrible.

2396
02:03:17,920 --> 02:03:20,240
Speaker 2: Of course, how do you act with Cgibs?

2397
02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:23,680
Speaker 10: That can't be easy. That rebooted the wicker Man that

2398
02:03:23,760 --> 02:03:28,520
Speaker 10: he had the misfortune to start in. Hey, speaking of bees,

2399
02:03:28,520 --> 02:03:32,240
Speaker 10: how about the beg's would you go see because I

2400
02:03:32,320 --> 02:03:38,400
Speaker 10: got this press release this morning about a Beg's tribute band.

2401
02:03:38,800 --> 02:03:42,960
Speaker 10: They're called Staying Alive. They're gonna play MGM Northfield Park

2402
02:03:43,760 --> 02:03:47,839
Speaker 10: in October, like the week before Halloween.

2403
02:03:48,640 --> 02:03:50,360
Speaker 2: And I got the press release that go, hey.

2404
02:03:50,200 --> 02:03:52,080
Speaker 10: If anybody wants to know, you used to get to

2405
02:03:52,120 --> 02:03:54,760
Speaker 10: go on and sale this Friday, stay in a lot. Now,

2406
02:03:54,840 --> 02:03:57,000
Speaker 10: I'm not familiar with them at all, but they are

2407
02:03:57,280 --> 02:03:59,520
Speaker 10: obviously a tribute to the BG's.

2408
02:03:59,520 --> 02:04:02,280
Speaker 2: But the BG he's had a big long catalog.

2409
02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:05,200
Speaker 10: You know, he started as a folk band, did a

2410
02:04:05,240 --> 02:04:08,120
Speaker 10: big long catalog before disco hit, right, and then he

2411
02:04:08,200 --> 02:04:10,920
Speaker 10: became the face of that. I'm wondering if the tribute band,

2412
02:04:12,360 --> 02:04:17,040
Speaker 10: you can't just do the disco stuff because that's not

2413
02:04:17,120 --> 02:04:18,600
Speaker 10: represented their entire catalog.

2414
02:04:18,880 --> 02:04:21,720
Speaker 2: We only do seventies Begs like eighties Joel.

2415
02:04:22,640 --> 02:04:25,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean they got to do New York Mining

2416
02:04:25,920 --> 02:04:28,920
Speaker 10: Disaster nineteen forty two, or what right they got to

2417
02:04:28,960 --> 02:04:31,880
Speaker 10: do nights on Broadway they got to do I mean,

2418
02:04:31,920 --> 02:04:36,520
Speaker 10: everybody thinks jive talking was part of the whole disco thing,

2419
02:04:36,600 --> 02:04:38,760
Speaker 10: or the whole Saturay night fever thing. Jive talking like

2420
02:04:38,880 --> 02:04:42,240
Speaker 10: pre dated. That's how they got on everybody's radar with

2421
02:04:43,960 --> 02:04:46,520
Speaker 10: the UH with the disco stuff. That kind of ushered

2422
02:04:46,560 --> 02:04:46,760
Speaker 10: that in.

2423
02:04:46,880 --> 02:04:49,480
Speaker 3: Though like that sound, people will always associate with it

2424
02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:52,000
Speaker 3: because that sort of is what got everybody going.

2425
02:04:52,240 --> 02:04:58,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, but would you You probably wouldn't go see a

2426
02:04:59,600 --> 02:05:02,160
Speaker 10: You probably wouldn't go see a Beg's tribute band.

2427
02:05:02,240 --> 02:05:02,600
Speaker 2: I would.

2428
02:05:02,720 --> 02:05:04,760
Speaker 3: I would want I would want to see the set list,

2429
02:05:05,160 --> 02:05:08,560
Speaker 3: like if they're literally just doing all of the disco stuff.

2430
02:05:08,600 --> 02:05:10,480
Speaker 2: No, I would not go. I see, but I do.

2431
02:05:10,600 --> 02:05:11,120
Speaker 2: I agree with you.

2432
02:05:11,200 --> 02:05:13,520
Speaker 3: I think they're a very talented band, and I probably

2433
02:05:13,640 --> 02:05:16,360
Speaker 3: if I were free and needed something.

2434
02:05:16,200 --> 02:05:19,160
Speaker 10: To do, I would go Love the Beg's The documentary

2435
02:05:19,160 --> 02:05:22,760
Speaker 10: few years ago on HBO I was trends Fixed. Alan,

2436
02:05:22,800 --> 02:05:25,440
Speaker 10: you were talking about the Beg's tribute band and you

2437
02:05:25,520 --> 02:05:28,320
Speaker 10: wish they were doing metal covers. There is a band

2438
02:05:28,360 --> 02:05:33,280
Speaker 10: that does that. They're called Tragedy, the All Metal Tribute.

2439
02:05:35,040 --> 02:05:46,320
Speaker 10: Of course they're now see you know that's wink wink wink.

2440
02:05:46,440 --> 02:05:48,440
Speaker 10: Like I get, it's a novelty thing. I wouldn't want

2441
02:05:48,480 --> 02:05:53,360
Speaker 10: two hours of that. I'm laidia, it's a it's a novelty.

2442
02:05:53,520 --> 02:05:56,160
Speaker 3: Something tells me they're not going two hours. Dude, Well,

2443
02:05:56,240 --> 02:05:59,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, they're not sure, but yeah, that's a

2444
02:06:00,080 --> 02:06:03,920
Speaker 3: touring band. Good for them. Thanks for the heads up.

2445
02:06:04,960 --> 02:06:10,120
Speaker 26: Alan, I finally caught your metal show on Saturday. I'm

2446
02:06:10,120 --> 02:06:13,600
Speaker 26: looking real cool in my wife's minivan. Uh, you know,

2447
02:06:13,800 --> 02:06:18,800
Speaker 26: listening to Dirty Deed's Done Dirt Cheap. Anyways, I'm wondering

2448
02:06:18,840 --> 02:06:21,880
Speaker 26: if maybe you would play my new metal band. No,

2449
02:06:22,240 --> 02:06:26,200
Speaker 26: it's not what you're thinking. It's g n U metal.

2450
02:06:26,880 --> 02:06:31,440
Speaker 26: We only sing songs about the mighty Wilde Beast. I

2451
02:06:31,480 --> 02:06:33,000
Speaker 26: would greatly appreciate that.

2452
02:06:33,360 --> 02:06:33,560
Speaker 2: Listen.

2453
02:06:33,640 --> 02:06:35,919
Speaker 10: We got another episode of two Hours at midnight this Saturday.

2454
02:06:36,680 --> 02:06:38,560
Speaker 10: I'm not above throwing on some new You ever heard

2455
02:06:38,560 --> 02:06:40,680
Speaker 10: a new You ever heard a will to Beast? A

2456
02:06:40,800 --> 02:06:46,960
Speaker 10: goanw gry Ganum, that's what it sounds like. So I'm

2457
02:06:47,000 --> 02:06:56,320
Speaker 10: gonna play that guy's new band on Saturday night. I

2458
02:06:56,400 --> 02:06:58,080
Speaker 10: mean when it lacks and lyrics.

2459
02:06:57,800 --> 02:06:58,760
Speaker 5: It probably makes up.

2460
02:07:01,600 --> 02:07:05,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, or was that a camel? The camel the camel?

2461
02:07:05,640 --> 02:07:05,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2462
02:07:05,920 --> 02:07:14,000
Speaker 2: You do what you went with him? Yeah, Kohala metal,

2463
02:07:14,040 --> 02:07:22,280
Speaker 2: that's good too. That's a mating call right there. Yes,

2464
02:07:22,480 --> 02:07:23,440
Speaker 2: what does a koala know that?

2465
02:07:23,520 --> 02:07:26,400
Speaker 4: We don't always assumed they were so cute? South The

2466
02:07:26,560 --> 02:07:27,560
Speaker 4: sounds like corpse Grinder.

2467
02:07:28,160 --> 02:07:30,120
Speaker 10: No, you're thinking of how they look, but how they

2468
02:07:30,320 --> 02:07:39,440
Speaker 10: sound is just downright disgraceful. Yeah, scree. Well, pe Diddy

2469
02:07:39,520 --> 02:07:42,600
Speaker 10: did Godzilla. No, he didn't do the song Godzilla. No,

2470
02:07:42,720 --> 02:07:46,720
Speaker 10: he did that terrible led Zeppelin thing with Jimmy Page

2471
02:07:47,000 --> 02:07:50,839
Speaker 10: for the nineties Godzilla movie. Unless you're just being cheeky

2472
02:07:52,480 --> 02:07:56,160
Speaker 10: speaking of things that didn't need to happen. P Diddy

2473
02:07:56,280 --> 02:08:00,360
Speaker 10: and Jimmy Page, Yeah, is that at all? Because obviously

2474
02:08:00,400 --> 02:08:02,600
Speaker 10: it's just a guy, you know, trying to stay relevant

2475
02:08:02,680 --> 02:08:05,200
Speaker 10: with the person of the moment and in the nineties

2476
02:08:05,240 --> 02:08:05,800
Speaker 10: zero is Diddy?

2477
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:08,200
Speaker 2: Does that at all?

2478
02:08:08,760 --> 02:08:11,640
Speaker 10: Is that a blemish on Jimmy Page's record or is

2479
02:08:11,640 --> 02:08:14,000
Speaker 10: it just an artist, right collaborating with other artists.

2480
02:08:14,080 --> 02:08:16,040
Speaker 3: I mean, if that were the case, I'd hold Robert

2481
02:08:16,160 --> 02:08:18,560
Speaker 3: Plant in lower regard for the Honey Drippers.

2482
02:08:18,720 --> 02:08:20,040
Speaker 2: So oh, you didn't like the Honey Drippers.

2483
02:08:20,400 --> 02:08:23,480
Speaker 10: I mean, come on, okay, no, no, when coming off

2484
02:08:23,520 --> 02:08:28,280
Speaker 10: of led Zeppelin Wings, Yeah, I know what he was doing.

2485
02:08:28,320 --> 02:08:31,120
Speaker 10: He's doing bluegrass now or whatever, which is but again

2486
02:08:31,200 --> 02:08:34,000
Speaker 10: that that's sort of like his voice has changed so

2487
02:08:34,120 --> 02:08:35,800
Speaker 10: much he can't sing the zeptunes.

2488
02:08:35,800 --> 02:08:37,520
Speaker 3: He said he was never going to play without John

2489
02:08:37,680 --> 02:08:40,200
Speaker 3: gotcha right? So yeah, I mean it Like when I

2490
02:08:40,320 --> 02:08:43,720
Speaker 3: saw him, he did versions of all the Zeppelin songs,

2491
02:08:43,760 --> 02:08:45,600
Speaker 3: but they were the way that he could sing him.

2492
02:08:45,520 --> 02:08:49,400
Speaker 10: Now, Alan, Eric Blum and Buck Dharma are the only

2493
02:08:49,480 --> 02:08:52,080
Speaker 10: original Blueister Cult members. I'm in Atlantic City about a

2494
02:08:52,160 --> 02:08:56,360
Speaker 10: year ago. Wasn't flashy, but a great performance. All right,

2495
02:08:56,520 --> 02:09:00,320
Speaker 10: that's all you want, That is all you want? All

2496
02:09:00,400 --> 02:09:02,560
Speaker 10: And I took my son to see Metallica in Charlotte

2497
02:09:02,600 --> 02:09:06,240
Speaker 10: on Saturday, and during Pantera, some boomer asked me to

2498
02:09:06,320 --> 02:09:09,520
Speaker 10: sit down so he could see. I just looked at

2499
02:09:09,600 --> 02:09:14,080
Speaker 10: him and kept standing, wtf this person I was talking about?

2500
02:09:14,120 --> 02:09:16,680
Speaker 10: We went see Eddie Money years ago in Pittsburgh. I

2501
02:09:16,760 --> 02:09:19,960
Speaker 10: was doing an appearance at Seven Springs Ski Resort and

2502
02:09:20,120 --> 02:09:22,200
Speaker 10: Eddie Money was in the show Place room that night,

2503
02:09:22,520 --> 02:09:24,280
Speaker 10: and a couple of friends and I went in. We

2504
02:09:24,360 --> 02:09:26,440
Speaker 10: had a couple of pops, of course, but still excited

2505
02:09:26,440 --> 02:09:29,280
Speaker 10: to see Eddie Money in a venue like that. And

2506
02:09:29,920 --> 02:09:31,960
Speaker 10: we didn't realize we turned around, we were the only

2507
02:09:32,040 --> 02:09:33,760
Speaker 10: ones standing. We were in like second and third row,

2508
02:09:34,600 --> 02:09:37,000
Speaker 10: and everyone behind us was pissed because we were standing.

2509
02:09:37,200 --> 02:09:41,560
Speaker 10: Hey down in front, Hey listen. You gotta think though,

2510
02:09:42,600 --> 02:09:43,200
Speaker 10: I always think of.

2511
02:09:43,200 --> 02:09:43,880
Speaker 2: It in terms of.

2512
02:09:46,200 --> 02:09:49,960
Speaker 10: Your audience age is with you, and it seems counterintuitive. Listen,

2513
02:09:50,320 --> 02:09:52,640
Speaker 10: people who go to a pan Terra show, they're not

2514
02:09:52,920 --> 02:09:54,760
Speaker 10: necessarily they're not in the pit.

2515
02:09:55,880 --> 02:09:56,040
Speaker 2: Right.

2516
02:09:56,360 --> 02:09:58,600
Speaker 10: There are people who got into Pantera when they were

2517
02:09:58,680 --> 02:10:01,040
Speaker 10: in high school and so they're in their mid fifties

2518
02:10:01,080 --> 02:10:03,240
Speaker 10: now and a lot of them got bad knees.

2519
02:10:03,600 --> 02:10:05,280
Speaker 2: They still want to see the band, but no one's

2520
02:10:05,320 --> 02:10:06,840
Speaker 2: going to be sitting in a Pantera show.

2521
02:10:07,120 --> 02:10:11,880
Speaker 10: This guy was apparently this guy was he wanted to

2522
02:10:11,960 --> 02:10:14,040
Speaker 10: sit down and watch Pantera.

2523
02:10:14,360 --> 02:10:17,000
Speaker 4: Well, or he was.

2524
02:10:17,120 --> 02:10:21,000
Speaker 10: It was strategic because Pantera was opening for Metallica, and

2525
02:10:21,080 --> 02:10:24,040
Speaker 10: he's like, I'll sit during Pantera so I can stand

2526
02:10:24,240 --> 02:10:27,280
Speaker 10: and pump my fist and kick my foot for Metallica,

2527
02:10:27,440 --> 02:10:28,680
Speaker 10: which is ultimately.

2528
02:10:28,360 --> 02:10:32,400
Speaker 2: Why I'm here pacing himself. I say, yes, I'm giving

2529
02:10:32,440 --> 02:10:33,680
Speaker 2: that guy the benefit of the doubt.

2530
02:10:35,280 --> 02:10:38,440
Speaker 10: Obviously, if you're there with your kid, right, you want

2531
02:10:38,480 --> 02:10:41,640
Speaker 10: to give them the full experience. You want to go

2532
02:10:41,720 --> 02:10:44,560
Speaker 10: full till boogie the whole show. But there's gonna be

2533
02:10:44,640 --> 02:10:46,000
Speaker 10: somebody behind you who's.

2534
02:10:45,720 --> 02:10:46,640
Speaker 2: Gonna go sit down.

2535
02:10:49,720 --> 02:10:52,240
Speaker 10: I guess it's the I guess it's the being crusty

2536
02:10:52,280 --> 02:10:54,920
Speaker 10: about other people standing that I would take issue with,

2537
02:10:55,080 --> 02:10:57,640
Speaker 10: like this person. I'm sure you know, if somebody's giving

2538
02:10:57,640 --> 02:11:00,160
Speaker 10: you a hard time for standing up, you'd be like, bro,

2539
02:11:01,080 --> 02:11:03,920
Speaker 10: you can't sid but I'm not gonna what am I

2540
02:11:04,000 --> 02:11:04,440
Speaker 10: supposed to.

2541
02:11:04,440 --> 02:11:05,440
Speaker 4: Do to me.

2542
02:11:05,560 --> 02:11:07,760
Speaker 10: That's no different than when you're everyone's standing at a

2543
02:11:07,800 --> 02:11:10,480
Speaker 10: show and the guy in front of me is six seven.

2544
02:11:11,360 --> 02:11:14,520
Speaker 10: My god, damn it that inevitably. I'm not short, but

2545
02:11:14,560 --> 02:11:16,560
Speaker 10: I'm not tall. I'm like five eleven, right, I'm not.

2546
02:11:16,760 --> 02:11:17,760
Speaker 10: I'm not some short king.

2547
02:11:18,320 --> 02:11:20,240
Speaker 4: But when you got a really tall dude in front

2548
02:11:20,240 --> 02:11:21,560
Speaker 4: of you're like, oh, come on man.

2549
02:11:22,200 --> 02:11:23,120
Speaker 2: We went and saw.

2550
02:11:24,800 --> 02:11:27,360
Speaker 3: The Charlie Daniels band in a small, little idy bit

2551
02:11:27,600 --> 02:11:30,000
Speaker 3: venue just because something to do.

2552
02:11:30,160 --> 02:11:31,000
Speaker 2: They were in our town.

2553
02:11:31,400 --> 02:11:31,600
Speaker 4: See.

2554
02:11:31,600 --> 02:11:34,000
Speaker 3: When I was in Rhode Island, the guy in front

2555
02:11:34,040 --> 02:11:37,440
Speaker 3: of me had on the world's largest fedora that you

2556
02:11:37,720 --> 02:11:43,400
Speaker 3: ever could possibly imagine. Charlie Daniels show, which again, should

2557
02:11:43,400 --> 02:11:45,240
Speaker 3: have been a cowboy hat. I wouldn't have had maybe

2558
02:11:45,280 --> 02:11:48,480
Speaker 3: as much of a problem, but this gigantic, abe Lincoln

2559
02:11:48,680 --> 02:11:50,000
Speaker 3: sized fedora.

2560
02:11:49,720 --> 02:11:50,640
Speaker 2: Well that's like a stove.

2561
02:11:51,400 --> 02:11:54,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was directly in front of me, and

2562
02:11:54,160 --> 02:11:56,720
Speaker 3: I'm like and I'm like come on, just take the hat.

2563
02:11:56,880 --> 02:12:01,160
Speaker 3: Dora a Fedora? Yeah, huge, I don't know. That wasn't

2564
02:12:01,200 --> 02:12:01,680
Speaker 3: for the show.

2565
02:12:01,960 --> 02:12:02,400
Speaker 2: That's a guy.

2566
02:12:02,440 --> 02:12:04,840
Speaker 10: Who's the guy who is wearing Yeah, that's his thing.

2567
02:12:04,920 --> 02:12:09,280
Speaker 10: It's for adorable, right, Okay, yeah, sir, that is Fedora.

2568
02:12:09,400 --> 02:12:11,760
Speaker 3: So I was just like, I kept kind of going around,

2569
02:12:11,840 --> 02:12:14,400
Speaker 3: and as I kept drinking beer, I was getting louder,

2570
02:12:14,920 --> 02:12:17,560
Speaker 3: and I was like, dude, is the hat necessary?

2571
02:12:18,160 --> 02:12:20,320
Speaker 2: And he kept it on. He never even turned he said,

2572
02:12:20,400 --> 02:12:21,280
Speaker 2: is the hat necessary?

2573
02:12:21,440 --> 02:12:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2574
02:12:21,760 --> 02:12:23,960
Speaker 2: Wow, look at you. Never even turned around. He yeah,

2575
02:12:24,440 --> 02:12:28,520
Speaker 2: ignored me. Huh. It was fine. I mean, it's Charlie Daniels.

2576
02:12:28,640 --> 02:12:30,000
Speaker 2: Not like I missed a loss. I understand.

2577
02:12:31,680 --> 02:12:33,880
Speaker 10: I wish I looked good in hats. You know, there

2578
02:12:33,920 --> 02:12:35,520
Speaker 10: are some people who look good in a lot of times.

2579
02:12:35,560 --> 02:12:37,800
Speaker 10: This bald guy's putting hats on. I mean baseball caps.

2580
02:12:37,840 --> 02:12:41,680
Speaker 10: I mean like hats, some guys look good in them.

2581
02:12:41,920 --> 02:12:43,880
Speaker 2: Oh, I look like a douchebag anything other than a

2582
02:12:43,960 --> 02:12:45,480
Speaker 2: ball cap. This is what I'm saying.

2583
02:12:45,520 --> 02:12:47,000
Speaker 10: And I don't wear that many ball caps. But if

2584
02:12:47,040 --> 02:12:49,360
Speaker 10: I'm gonna wear something, it's gonna be a ball cap.

2585
02:12:49,880 --> 02:12:53,080
Speaker 10: But I was in this haberdasher, I was in this

2586
02:12:53,320 --> 02:12:55,840
Speaker 10: store in Toronto years ago, and they had a rack

2587
02:12:55,880 --> 02:12:56,280
Speaker 10: of hats.

2588
02:12:56,320 --> 02:12:58,480
Speaker 2: I go, how about it? Hair was shorter.

2589
02:12:58,640 --> 02:13:00,720
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, you don't like a crazy person.

2590
02:13:01,280 --> 02:13:02,640
Speaker 10: I was like, I wonder if I could pull off

2591
02:13:02,640 --> 02:13:05,480
Speaker 10: a hat. Nope, and I don't know what it is.

2592
02:13:06,680 --> 02:13:09,280
Speaker 10: Maybe I could, but I'm just so not used to

2593
02:13:09,320 --> 02:13:11,600
Speaker 10: seeing myself like that. I would have been too self conscious.

2594
02:13:11,760 --> 02:13:13,480
Speaker 10: But some people you just put a hat on them

2595
02:13:13,520 --> 02:13:16,640
Speaker 10: and it goes ding and you're like, man, you were

2596
02:13:16,760 --> 02:13:17,800
Speaker 10: rocking that chapeau.

2597
02:13:18,040 --> 02:13:20,080
Speaker 2: That was my grandfather mo on me. He could have

2598
02:13:20,120 --> 02:13:22,440
Speaker 2: worn any hat and looked great at it. I look

2599
02:13:22,600 --> 02:13:23,280
Speaker 2: like a dope.

2600
02:13:23,360 --> 02:13:24,600
Speaker 3: At one point, I was like, I wonder if I

2601
02:13:24,640 --> 02:13:26,480
Speaker 3: should get one of those like Cabby hats, you know,

2602
02:13:26,720 --> 02:13:28,240
Speaker 3: like cab driver anywhere forward.

2603
02:13:28,240 --> 02:13:32,280
Speaker 10: You can work that Camo shanter, right, yeah, floppy newsboy cat.

2604
02:13:34,440 --> 02:13:38,440
Speaker 3: I looked like such a dumb ass. I didn't ever

2605
02:13:38,440 --> 02:13:39,800
Speaker 3: even bought it, like I tried it on. I'm like,

2606
02:13:39,800 --> 02:13:41,560
Speaker 3: what do you think? And even my wife was like,

2607
02:13:42,040 --> 02:13:44,240
Speaker 3: I think it looked better at a ball cap. So

2608
02:13:44,320 --> 02:13:46,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, okay, good answer.

2609
02:13:46,760 --> 02:13:46,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2610
02:13:48,760 --> 02:13:52,400
Speaker 10: Actually, somebody says that they usually sit because they're six

2611
02:13:52,560 --> 02:13:54,240
Speaker 10: six and they have very broad shoulders.

2612
02:13:54,760 --> 02:14:01,360
Speaker 2: Oh well, thank you so much for sitting. That's just polite. Yeah, right.

2613
02:14:02,720 --> 02:14:05,840
Speaker 10: Now, listen, I'm sure that people sitting behind you or

2614
02:14:06,280 --> 02:14:07,720
Speaker 10: thank you for your sacrifice.

2615
02:14:11,000 --> 02:14:12,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, if you're standing at a show.

2616
02:14:14,600 --> 02:14:18,560
Speaker 10: That's why I always like at a show. I always

2617
02:14:18,560 --> 02:14:20,600
Speaker 10: buy my tickets a couple of rows off the floor.

2618
02:14:21,400 --> 02:14:23,960
Speaker 10: I want to see the whole thing, you know, if

2619
02:14:24,000 --> 02:14:24,680
Speaker 10: we're not up in a.

2620
02:14:24,720 --> 02:14:29,360
Speaker 20: Box Rob for MMS Presents show, which is usually the

2621
02:14:29,520 --> 02:14:32,200
Speaker 20: only way I go to concerts, ounce I know, you know,

2622
02:14:32,240 --> 02:14:35,720
Speaker 20: if I don't have box seats or I know, sweet tickets, I'm.

2623
02:14:35,640 --> 02:14:37,000
Speaker 2: Like, do I really want to do this?

2624
02:14:37,440 --> 02:14:40,440
Speaker 10: That's how you anyone who Let's say you're imagining a

2625
02:14:40,480 --> 02:14:42,320
Speaker 10: situation where like I'd love to get Rob out of

2626
02:14:42,360 --> 02:14:45,320
Speaker 10: the house and really have him be part of our organization.

2627
02:14:45,920 --> 02:14:46,640
Speaker 15: This is what it is.

2628
02:14:48,200 --> 02:14:50,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, he only comes out of the house for special

2629
02:14:50,360 --> 02:14:57,080
Speaker 10: occasions and under very opulent circumstance.

2630
02:14:56,520 --> 02:14:58,760
Speaker 3: And over at the Rocket Arena. I just usually when

2631
02:14:58,800 --> 02:15:02,760
Speaker 3: I get my specifics, I will call and I'll say Hi,

2632
02:15:02,880 --> 02:15:05,840
Speaker 3: it's Rob, the usual please, And they know they know

2633
02:15:05,960 --> 02:15:08,400
Speaker 3: what wine, they know what cavey are, they know what crackers,

2634
02:15:08,440 --> 02:15:10,840
Speaker 3: they know everything and what to have because you can't

2635
02:15:11,000 --> 02:15:13,400
Speaker 3: order this stuff that I appreciate and like off of

2636
02:15:13,480 --> 02:15:14,000
Speaker 3: their menus.

2637
02:15:14,040 --> 02:15:16,520
Speaker 10: I mean, first off, just think of how many Robs

2638
02:15:16,560 --> 02:15:19,080
Speaker 10: there are, and they already know who it is. Yeah,

2639
02:15:19,080 --> 02:15:20,920
Speaker 10: when he goes, hey, it's Rob. Before he even gets

2640
02:15:20,920 --> 02:15:22,480
Speaker 10: to the rider, they know who it is.

2641
02:15:22,560 --> 02:15:24,360
Speaker 3: Oh don't They don't need the rider and they know

2642
02:15:24,640 --> 02:15:27,720
Speaker 3: they know it's And I'm not as picky because it's

2643
02:15:27,960 --> 02:15:29,720
Speaker 3: now they have to go out and do special shopping

2644
02:15:29,760 --> 02:15:32,080
Speaker 3: for me because they don't have that stuff on their menus,

2645
02:15:32,880 --> 02:15:34,080
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Like you go, you can

2646
02:15:34,120 --> 02:15:36,440
Speaker 3: get all kinds of stuff like picky foods and good

2647
02:15:36,520 --> 02:15:39,160
Speaker 3: things for your sweet, but the things I require just

2648
02:15:39,320 --> 02:15:40,200
Speaker 3: aren't there.

2649
02:15:40,440 --> 02:15:42,760
Speaker 2: So they do special things for me and it's appreciated.

2650
02:15:44,000 --> 02:15:45,720
Speaker 2: I mean, I want to pull the curtain back too far.

2651
02:15:46,200 --> 02:15:49,160
Speaker 10: But that truck that overturn, that was part of Rob's honey,

2652
02:15:49,840 --> 02:15:53,480
Speaker 10: that was the honey that was being imported for the

2653
02:15:53,560 --> 02:15:54,480
Speaker 10: last show that we went to.

2654
02:15:54,720 --> 02:15:57,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I certainly show and sometimes I don't even

2655
02:15:57,680 --> 02:15:57,880
Speaker 2: use it.

2656
02:15:57,920 --> 02:16:00,880
Speaker 3: I just like to know what's there, you know, the honey,

2657
02:16:01,320 --> 02:16:04,080
Speaker 3: and I do only like my honey from Northwestern bees

2658
02:16:05,280 --> 02:16:06,200
Speaker 3: or Canadian bees.

2659
02:16:06,280 --> 02:16:10,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. There's a noticeable difference in taste. Listen

2660
02:16:10,800 --> 02:16:11,960
Speaker 2: when we were at that Disturbed show.

2661
02:16:12,200 --> 02:16:13,680
Speaker 10: And not to put too fun a point on it,

2662
02:16:14,080 --> 02:16:16,800
Speaker 10: it might sound silly and ridiculous for Rob to describe

2663
02:16:16,840 --> 02:16:20,280
Speaker 10: these things, but he is also nothing if not generous. Yeah,

2664
02:16:20,600 --> 02:16:23,400
Speaker 10: with his time and his resources. So we had all those.

2665
02:16:24,000 --> 02:16:26,120
Speaker 10: We had a box with listeners. You go with the

2666
02:16:26,160 --> 02:16:28,800
Speaker 10: show thing with me and Rob are disturbed a few

2667
02:16:28,840 --> 02:16:31,680
Speaker 10: weeks back and everybody's in there.

2668
02:16:31,880 --> 02:16:34,879
Speaker 2: Rob's very very generous with his with.

2669
02:16:34,959 --> 02:16:38,800
Speaker 10: His jams, with his crackers, he's very generous with his

2670
02:16:38,920 --> 02:16:42,160
Speaker 10: meats and cheeses. And I mean the listeners could not

2671
02:16:42,240 --> 02:16:45,280
Speaker 10: have been They were like, Wow, I've never been to

2672
02:16:45,400 --> 02:16:48,279
Speaker 10: a show with so much charcutery.

2673
02:16:49,080 --> 02:16:50,440
Speaker 2: Can you just get us a hot dog?

2674
02:16:50,480 --> 02:16:53,880
Speaker 3: And I'm like, if you'd like a hot dog, yeah,

2675
02:16:54,240 --> 02:16:56,400
Speaker 3: you can leave this suite, have a hot dog and

2676
02:16:56,520 --> 02:16:56,959
Speaker 3: come back.

2677
02:16:57,560 --> 02:16:59,960
Speaker 10: He goes, I'd have to order it from an exotic

2678
02:17:00,160 --> 02:17:02,039
Speaker 10: meats shot. Yeah, and that probably.

2679
02:17:01,800 --> 02:17:06,480
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be very wouldn't be a good use of our time. Yeah.

2680
02:17:06,600 --> 02:17:09,320
Speaker 10: So no, the people who enjoyed it, they enjoyed it

2681
02:17:09,400 --> 02:17:12,520
Speaker 10: a lot, they really did. They walked away not just

2682
02:17:12,600 --> 02:17:14,920
Speaker 10: smelling of beer, but also of apricot jam.

2683
02:17:15,080 --> 02:17:17,160
Speaker 2: That's right, and that's not a bad way to spend

2684
02:17:17,200 --> 02:17:17,440
Speaker 2: a night.

2685
02:17:19,440 --> 02:17:23,840
Speaker 7: Hello, Ellen, it's me Jene Simmons kids, also of myself.

2686
02:17:24,720 --> 02:17:27,440
Speaker 7: You were talking a few days ago about rock and

2687
02:17:27,560 --> 02:17:30,960
Speaker 7: roll outtros and Rob had mentioned a long Way to

2688
02:17:31,040 --> 02:17:34,680
Speaker 7: the Top by a c DC. Now as bassist, I

2689
02:17:34,840 --> 02:17:37,400
Speaker 7: got to throw my hat into the ring for the

2690
02:17:37,600 --> 02:17:41,560
Speaker 7: chain by Leevelod mac as one of the greatest out throws.

2691
02:17:42,480 --> 02:17:45,240
Speaker 7: He was this audio quality up in my Honda pilot

2692
02:17:45,360 --> 02:17:47,080
Speaker 7: twenty twelve, Getting some Lunch.

2693
02:17:48,240 --> 02:17:50,160
Speaker 10: I think jeens have has checked in so frequently ever

2694
02:17:50,240 --> 02:17:53,480
Speaker 10: since he did the show a few weeks back, getting lunch.

2695
02:17:53,520 --> 02:17:56,360
Speaker 10: I'm getting some lunch in his twenty twelve Honda pilot. Yeah,

2696
02:17:56,480 --> 02:17:59,880
Speaker 10: this is why the guy knows a dollar. He's not pretentious.

2697
02:18:00,280 --> 02:18:01,800
Speaker 10: You got a lot of attention gives you selling those

2698
02:18:01,840 --> 02:18:04,240
Speaker 10: thirteen thousand dollars vip roady packages.

2699
02:18:04,480 --> 02:18:06,119
Speaker 2: But for all we know, that could be going to charity.

2700
02:18:06,560 --> 02:18:13,520
Speaker 18: The Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven, The Ellen

2701
02:18:13,720 --> 02:18:15,960
Speaker 18: Cox Show Podcast.

2702
02:18:15,560 --> 02:18:19,640
Speaker 4: Anytime on our radio app. What's a podcast like a

2703
02:18:19,720 --> 02:18:21,080
Speaker 4: TV show? Looks out the pictures?

2704
02:18:21,120 --> 02:18:24,280
Speaker 2: Maybe that's called radio. What you're describing as Radio and

2705
02:18:24,520 --> 02:18:27,240
Speaker 2: live on the radio weekday afternoons.

2706
02:18:27,560 --> 02:18:54,680
Speaker 1: One A good points seven. Wmm, Wait you know who

2707
02:18:54,720 --> 02:18:55,000
Speaker 1: this is?

2708
02:18:55,120 --> 02:19:01,599
Speaker 2: Rob Oh, we got technical difficulties.

2709
02:19:02,440 --> 02:19:05,879
Speaker 10: Hugh Anthony Craig the Third, better known as Huey Lewis

2710
02:19:06,720 --> 02:19:07,080
Speaker 10: this guy.

2711
02:19:07,120 --> 02:19:07,680
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

2712
02:19:10,120 --> 02:19:12,680
Speaker 10: When my friend was in from Saint Louis, she and

2713
02:19:12,720 --> 02:19:15,000
Speaker 10: her husband, we were having a couple of drinks before

2714
02:19:15,040 --> 02:19:16,160
Speaker 10: the Nine Inch Nails show.

2715
02:19:16,200 --> 02:19:17,080
Speaker 2: They had come in for that.

2716
02:19:18,360 --> 02:19:21,640
Speaker 10: Just to reiterate how varied people's musical taste can be.

2717
02:19:22,400 --> 02:19:24,760
Speaker 10: I know that mine run the gamut. I love Steely Dan,

2718
02:19:24,840 --> 02:19:27,600
Speaker 10: I love Lamagotte and a lot of things in between.

2719
02:19:28,920 --> 02:19:32,119
Speaker 10: And I mentioned this because my friend's husband they came

2720
02:19:32,160 --> 02:19:34,120
Speaker 10: all the way to Cleveland from Saint Louis because Nine

2721
02:19:34,160 --> 02:19:36,959
Speaker 10: Inch Nails is his second favorite is his favorite band.

2722
02:19:37,160 --> 02:19:40,879
Speaker 10: Second favorite band, Huey Lewis and the News his second

2723
02:19:40,920 --> 02:19:44,720
Speaker 10: favorite band. Our good buddy Jesse Schultz, who works for

2724
02:19:44,800 --> 02:19:50,240
Speaker 10: this company huge Huey Lewis band. Right, And so now

2725
02:19:50,360 --> 02:19:53,240
Speaker 10: Huey Lewis sadly he doesn't perform anymore because he is

2726
02:19:53,360 --> 02:19:55,120
Speaker 10: largely he's gone deaf.

2727
02:19:55,160 --> 02:19:56,279
Speaker 2: He's got something called mini.

2728
02:19:56,080 --> 02:19:59,440
Speaker 10: Airs disease, which is like an infection of the inner

2729
02:19:59,520 --> 02:20:02,240
Speaker 10: ear or something where you get ten of this and

2730
02:20:02,280 --> 02:20:05,320
Speaker 10: you get vertigo, and he can barely so he can't

2731
02:20:05,400 --> 02:20:07,680
Speaker 10: hear music anymore. I mean, I can't imagine a worse

2732
02:20:07,760 --> 02:20:10,520
Speaker 10: fate for a musician than not being able to hear

2733
02:20:10,760 --> 02:20:12,440
Speaker 10: or perform music.

2734
02:20:12,520 --> 02:20:14,199
Speaker 2: But he finds different ways to be creative.

2735
02:20:15,400 --> 02:20:18,000
Speaker 10: And I only mention this because I'm and I was

2736
02:20:18,080 --> 02:20:20,680
Speaker 10: telling my friend's husband, I go, I'm never mad when

2737
02:20:20,720 --> 02:20:23,160
Speaker 10: I hear Huey Lewis. He's not like a guy that

2738
02:20:23,280 --> 02:20:25,520
Speaker 10: I normally think of. It's not somebody who pops up

2739
02:20:25,520 --> 02:20:28,560
Speaker 10: in a playlist of mine. But I'm never mad when

2740
02:20:28,560 --> 02:20:31,120
Speaker 10: I hear Huey Lewis. One of the first people I

2741
02:20:31,280 --> 02:20:34,320
Speaker 10: was ever asked on this show by the audience to

2742
02:20:34,520 --> 02:20:37,879
Speaker 10: hit the post. When when people started to get hit

2743
02:20:37,959 --> 02:20:40,640
Speaker 10: to hitting the post, somebody asked me to hit the

2744
02:20:40,640 --> 02:20:42,800
Speaker 10: post on Huey Lewis from Huey.

2745
02:20:42,640 --> 02:20:43,360
Speaker 2: Lewis, you gonna see this.

2746
02:20:43,440 --> 02:20:44,199
Speaker 1: In the movie.

2747
02:20:45,760 --> 02:20:49,480
Speaker 4: Back to the Future, Huey Lewis sounds the news of

2748
02:20:49,560 --> 02:20:51,400
Speaker 4: her buddy on the Boys.

2749
02:20:55,120 --> 02:20:56,160
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a laborer love.

2750
02:20:56,360 --> 02:20:59,600
Speaker 10: There's nothing wrong with that at all, but that Huey Lewis,

2751
02:20:59,760 --> 02:21:03,600
Speaker 10: who Also, by the way, I try to remind myself

2752
02:21:03,640 --> 02:21:04,960
Speaker 10: of this all the time. I try to be a

2753
02:21:05,040 --> 02:21:06,720
Speaker 10: glass half full guy. You got to take the rough

2754
02:21:06,760 --> 02:21:08,440
Speaker 10: with the smooth. I said it moments ago.

2755
02:21:11,200 --> 02:21:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2756
02:21:11,480 --> 02:21:15,520
Speaker 10: Sure, Huey Lewis has many ears disease. It's impossible really

2757
02:21:15,600 --> 02:21:18,160
Speaker 10: for him to hear or perform music. But the guy's

2758
02:21:18,160 --> 02:21:20,680
Speaker 10: got a knees shooter too. This guy has a kidney

2759
02:21:20,720 --> 02:21:24,080
Speaker 10: cracker the likes of Witch. The guy's seventy five years

2760
02:21:24,120 --> 02:21:27,520
Speaker 10: old and he's tucking it into his sock. So I

2761
02:21:27,640 --> 02:21:33,560
Speaker 10: guess that has got to be a glass half full

2762
02:21:33,640 --> 02:21:38,360
Speaker 10: type situation. There is a listen, I'm a sucker for

2763
02:21:38,440 --> 02:21:43,120
Speaker 10: a mashup, and yeah it's pretty corny. But they're doing

2764
02:21:43,200 --> 02:21:47,920
Speaker 10: something called Quack to the Future outside of Detroit and

2765
02:21:48,280 --> 02:21:52,959
Speaker 10: more ducks huh oh good, more ducks, and.

2766
02:21:53,080 --> 02:21:55,640
Speaker 2: Huey Lewis is somehow going to be part of that.

2767
02:21:56,800 --> 02:21:59,640
Speaker 10: But Huey Lewis and the news boy anytime I hear him,

2768
02:22:00,040 --> 02:22:04,280
Speaker 10: And again, he's seventy five years old. But if you

2769
02:22:04,400 --> 02:22:08,600
Speaker 10: want to have a high old time, read Huey Lewis's

2770
02:22:09,480 --> 02:22:13,080
Speaker 10: RUI Wikipedia page, because this guy has kind of been

2771
02:22:13,800 --> 02:22:16,000
Speaker 10: kind of like Zelig too. He has been in the

2772
02:22:16,040 --> 02:22:21,600
Speaker 10: background of a lot of people's musical endeavors. He was

2773
02:22:21,640 --> 02:22:25,400
Speaker 10: in a band called Clover in the early seventies and

2774
02:22:26,120 --> 02:22:29,240
Speaker 10: they were best known for being Elvis Costello's backing band.

2775
02:22:29,920 --> 02:22:36,280
Speaker 10: So that's kind of how Huey Lewis started. And his

2776
02:22:36,440 --> 02:22:39,480
Speaker 10: dad was a lawyer or something. He was born in

2777
02:22:39,560 --> 02:22:42,680
Speaker 10: New York, but his dad was a da outside of Boston,

2778
02:22:45,040 --> 02:22:49,039
Speaker 10: and his mom had an affair with Lou Welch, who

2779
02:22:49,160 --> 02:22:51,720
Speaker 10: was one of the big beat poets back in the day,

2780
02:22:52,680 --> 02:22:57,000
Speaker 10: and then that became his stepdad. But Huey Lewis got

2781
02:22:57,080 --> 02:23:01,400
Speaker 10: going with like a lot of other people, and he

2782
02:23:01,600 --> 02:23:05,600
Speaker 10: backed up He backed up Elvis Costella for a while.

2783
02:23:05,879 --> 02:23:10,120
Speaker 10: But anyway, all of that pales in comparison to the

2784
02:23:10,240 --> 02:23:13,280
Speaker 10: fact that this guy has got a duct tape his

2785
02:23:13,480 --> 02:23:14,880
Speaker 10: joint to the inside of his leg.

2786
02:23:15,480 --> 02:23:17,000
Speaker 2: Right went to Cornell University.

2787
02:23:17,240 --> 02:23:19,840
Speaker 3: Confirmed, Yeah, I told you I had a girl that

2788
02:23:19,879 --> 02:23:23,520
Speaker 3: I dated and just after high school her mom used

2789
02:23:23,520 --> 02:23:27,760
Speaker 3: to date the drummer of well date of course the

2790
02:23:27,920 --> 02:23:31,120
Speaker 3: drummer and yeah, humongous hog.

2791
02:23:31,280 --> 02:23:31,800
Speaker 2: She'd seen it.

2792
02:23:32,080 --> 02:23:35,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's like fee Way Bill from the tubes. My

2793
02:23:35,120 --> 02:23:38,320
Speaker 10: ex wife is good friends with fee Waybill and love

2794
02:23:38,400 --> 02:23:38,920
Speaker 10: the tubes.

2795
02:23:39,879 --> 02:23:40,959
Speaker 4: She's a beauty.

2796
02:23:41,320 --> 02:23:43,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, fee way Bill has got a kickstand man, this

2797
02:23:43,959 --> 02:23:46,879
Speaker 10: guy can lean forward and he won't fall on his face.

2798
02:23:48,160 --> 02:23:52,840
Speaker 3: He really does. And good for him, right, good for him.

2799
02:23:54,600 --> 02:23:58,160
Speaker 3: Sorry for all the craziness there. I spilled water right

2800
02:23:58,240 --> 02:23:59,560
Speaker 3: as we were coming back from break.

2801
02:24:01,200 --> 02:24:04,280
Speaker 2: I count on you to be the professional. I mean

2802
02:24:04,320 --> 02:24:06,560
Speaker 2: it was. That was when I tell you close. I

2803
02:24:06,680 --> 02:24:08,880
Speaker 2: mean like that was right on the video stuff just

2804
02:24:08,920 --> 02:24:09,240
Speaker 2: about it.

2805
02:24:09,600 --> 02:24:12,200
Speaker 10: I wasn't sure at first what was happening. I thought

2806
02:24:12,240 --> 02:24:14,400
Speaker 10: something got unplugged. You're like, who's this? And then I

2807
02:24:14,480 --> 02:24:19,800
Speaker 10: saw it, and then I saw you coming with paper towels.

2808
02:24:19,840 --> 02:24:22,280
Speaker 10: I was like, oh yeah, I didn't know something got

2809
02:24:22,320 --> 02:24:23,680
Speaker 10: into the machinery.

2810
02:24:23,520 --> 02:24:27,280
Speaker 2: Or it was close. It was close, not like I'm

2811
02:24:27,320 --> 02:24:29,959
Speaker 2: working with a ton of audio and video equipment, orning.

2812
02:24:31,520 --> 02:24:36,000
Speaker 10: And open cups of water rot I know. Come, you

2813
02:24:36,080 --> 02:24:40,800
Speaker 10: think I'm a professional, Well, listen, I'll make mistakes.

2814
02:24:40,840 --> 02:24:41,480
Speaker 2: I don't have to tell you.

2815
02:24:42,440 --> 02:24:49,360
Speaker 4: I'm not sure the last time I spilled something. Mm

2816
02:24:50,320 --> 02:24:50,760
Speaker 4: mm hmm.

2817
02:24:52,320 --> 02:24:53,080
Speaker 2: Man, that was close.

2818
02:24:54,920 --> 02:24:58,360
Speaker 10: It was like that bounty commercial where it's creeping towards something.

2819
02:24:58,600 --> 02:25:03,680
Speaker 10: Everybody goes no, right, Yeah, you seen those commercials where

2820
02:25:03,680 --> 02:25:04,480
Speaker 10: they knock.

2821
02:25:04,360 --> 02:25:07,920
Speaker 2: Some water over in slow motion. It hit my keyboard,

2822
02:25:07,959 --> 02:25:10,400
Speaker 2: but that was it. So thankfully it didn't didn't do

2823
02:25:10,440 --> 02:25:12,360
Speaker 2: a whole It didn't gum up the works or anything

2824
02:25:12,480 --> 02:25:14,080
Speaker 2: like that. No, okay, thank.

2825
02:25:14,200 --> 02:25:18,680
Speaker 3: God, Oh goodness, that's exactly it. And I was like

2826
02:25:18,840 --> 02:25:21,840
Speaker 3: running trying to catch it. I just pushed it all

2827
02:25:21,879 --> 02:25:24,680
Speaker 3: off the on of the floor and I got a

2828
02:25:24,720 --> 02:25:26,720
Speaker 3: bunch on gents chairs. So if than's try tomorrow.

2829
02:25:26,760 --> 02:25:32,320
Speaker 4: Sorry, Jen, Why is Judd Pahado's seat so wet?

2830
02:25:33,280 --> 02:25:33,600
Speaker 2: Noose?

2831
02:25:33,640 --> 02:25:36,320
Speaker 4: At eleven on nineteen blame Rob Anthony?

2832
02:25:36,520 --> 02:25:41,760
Speaker 10: Yeah, wow, Jeff and Walton Hills Alan. Yesterday you got

2833
02:25:41,760 --> 02:25:46,800
Speaker 10: snippy about seeing ducka Muck first run. No I didn't,

2834
02:25:47,360 --> 02:25:49,160
Speaker 10: I said, I didn't see it first run. It's from

2835
02:25:49,200 --> 02:25:49,959
Speaker 10: nineteen fifty four.

2836
02:25:51,080 --> 02:25:51,360
Speaker 2: Sorry.

2837
02:25:51,480 --> 02:25:53,680
Speaker 10: We forgot your parents are strict and didn't think three

2838
02:25:53,959 --> 02:25:57,360
Speaker 10: was old enough to watch cartoons. Well, listen, we didn't

2839
02:25:57,360 --> 02:26:00,720
Speaker 10: have cable, right, We only had four Chan. We had

2840
02:26:00,760 --> 02:26:04,560
Speaker 10: the local affiliates. We had the PBS channel Channel eleven

2841
02:26:04,640 --> 02:26:07,240
Speaker 10: in Chicago, and we met once in a while on

2842
02:26:07,360 --> 02:26:10,000
Speaker 10: like a rainy night. We would get some television stations

2843
02:26:10,280 --> 02:26:16,000
Speaker 10: from Wisconsin. But you know, public television is where I

2844
02:26:16,040 --> 02:26:19,879
Speaker 10: got into Monty Python and Blackadder and those kinds of shows.

2845
02:26:19,920 --> 02:26:21,320
Speaker 2: They would show them on Saturday nights.

2846
02:26:23,040 --> 02:26:27,400
Speaker 10: But yeah, I have cable, and so I had like

2847
02:26:27,600 --> 02:26:30,720
Speaker 10: Best of Looney Tunes or something on VHS, and ducka

2848
02:26:30,800 --> 02:26:33,440
Speaker 10: Muck was part of that. And to this day it

2849
02:26:33,600 --> 02:26:38,880
Speaker 10: remains probably my favorite cartoon. But no, I did not

2850
02:26:39,000 --> 02:26:41,520
Speaker 10: watch it first run. It was from I didn't realize

2851
02:26:41,520 --> 02:26:43,400
Speaker 10: how old it was until I googled it. It's from

2852
02:26:43,480 --> 02:26:46,880
Speaker 10: nineteen fifty four. Alan, I have a bunch of ducks

2853
02:26:46,959 --> 02:26:49,440
Speaker 10: across the street from me. I live at Lorraine in

2854
02:26:49,520 --> 02:26:53,880
Speaker 10: one seventeenth and they're making that laughing noise all day long. Yeah,

2855
02:26:53,920 --> 02:26:56,080
Speaker 10: they make the noise all day long.

2856
02:26:56,360 --> 02:26:57,960
Speaker 2: Right, that's Rob's backyard.

2857
02:27:00,879 --> 02:27:04,640
Speaker 4: Aaron and Akron correctly pointing out they've never even considered

2858
02:27:04,800 --> 02:27:07,680
Speaker 4: Huey Lewis for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall

2859
02:27:07,680 --> 02:27:08,000
Speaker 4: of Fame.

2860
02:27:08,040 --> 02:27:10,320
Speaker 10: I wonder why that is. It's not that he's not

2861
02:27:10,400 --> 02:27:13,920
Speaker 10: a prolific guy. Right, You never see Huey Lewis's name

2862
02:27:14,080 --> 02:27:15,920
Speaker 10: associated with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

2863
02:27:16,040 --> 02:27:18,480
Speaker 2: Nope. But I always well, you you.

2864
02:27:18,560 --> 02:27:20,480
Speaker 10: Can never make the case that he's not rock and

2865
02:27:20,640 --> 02:27:23,320
Speaker 10: roll he told you the heart of rock and roll

2866
02:27:23,400 --> 02:27:24,920
Speaker 10: was still beating in Cleveland.

2867
02:27:25,120 --> 02:27:32,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, Detroit, how'd that rock and roll?

2868
02:27:32,440 --> 02:27:34,160
Speaker 10: David Lee Roth used that he could have done it

2869
02:27:34,280 --> 02:27:36,600
Speaker 10: a part, he could have done it, David Lee Roth

2870
02:27:36,680 --> 02:27:43,960
Speaker 10: going out with how to rock and Roll? Great song?

2871
02:27:44,320 --> 02:27:46,640
Speaker 10: Now I am partial to I know, a heart of

2872
02:27:46,720 --> 02:27:49,520
Speaker 10: rock and roll, big big song. H for Huey Lewis

2873
02:27:49,560 --> 02:27:52,080
Speaker 10: and the News. I am partial to heart and soul.

2874
02:27:52,720 --> 02:27:57,240
Speaker 10: That's one I Yeah, they're all good, Alan, Huey Lewis

2875
02:27:57,240 --> 02:27:59,440
Speaker 10: played harmonica on a lot of thin Lizzy Rick, That's

2876
02:27:59,440 --> 02:28:01,320
Speaker 10: what I was thinking, Finn Lizzy, I knew it didn't

2877
02:28:01,720 --> 02:28:03,199
Speaker 10: begin an in with Elvis Costello.

2878
02:28:04,000 --> 02:28:05,560
Speaker 2: He wrote with Phil Lennett. That's what I mean.

2879
02:28:05,720 --> 02:28:10,320
Speaker 10: Like, Huey Lewis was a guy back then, right, Phil

2880
02:28:10,400 --> 02:28:14,320
Speaker 10: Nnitt kind of took him under his wing, Which makes sense,

2881
02:28:14,680 --> 02:28:19,440
Speaker 10: right Phil Lennett a black British guy or Irish rather,

2882
02:28:20,080 --> 02:28:25,359
Speaker 10: He's like, look at this cracker with the Schwong's figure.

2883
02:28:25,160 --> 02:28:27,240
Speaker 2: Us out showing him up.

2884
02:28:28,840 --> 02:28:34,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, Alan, it's about time we blame that wet seed

2885
02:28:34,680 --> 02:28:38,200
Speaker 10: on the Cli Rattler. Listen, congratulations, Robert.

2886
02:28:41,440 --> 02:28:41,680
Speaker 2: Alan.

2887
02:28:41,760 --> 02:28:43,600
Speaker 10: Finn Lizzy not being in the rock and roll hall

2888
02:28:43,640 --> 02:28:46,840
Speaker 10: of Fame is insane. Yes, I agree. I agree, man,

2889
02:28:47,400 --> 02:28:49,040
Speaker 10: there's a billion of them. I should do another one

2890
02:28:49,040 --> 02:28:51,800
Speaker 10: of those weekends. It's been a while snubble shot bands

2891
02:28:51,840 --> 02:28:54,039
Speaker 10: that have not been inducted into the Rock and Roll

2892
02:28:54,120 --> 02:28:56,480
Speaker 10: Hall of Fame. Yes, I mean, if you were going

2893
02:28:56,520 --> 02:29:01,280
Speaker 10: to do top ten rock songs, easily put jail break

2894
02:29:01,360 --> 02:29:04,720
Speaker 10: on that. Of course, you know everybody would immediately, you know,

2895
02:29:04,840 --> 02:29:06,560
Speaker 10: for a lot of people, they could immediately fill it

2896
02:29:06,680 --> 02:29:09,800
Speaker 10: up with the Stones or Zeppelin or whatever. I would

2897
02:29:09,879 --> 02:29:15,800
Speaker 10: put jail break on there somewhere, JAILBLI Yeah, that's all

2898
02:29:15,840 --> 02:29:19,920
Speaker 10: you get. I like that, Alan, What is that sitting

2899
02:29:19,959 --> 02:29:24,199
Speaker 10: against the bureau chief map? That is a listener's really

2900
02:29:24,360 --> 02:29:28,720
Speaker 10: really poor attempted humor. Somebody sent Rob a parrot head

2901
02:29:28,879 --> 02:29:33,720
Speaker 10: parking only sign because of course Rob, Hey, I'm working,

2902
02:29:34,360 --> 02:29:38,440
Speaker 10: Because of course, uh, Rob loads anything associated with one.

2903
02:29:38,560 --> 02:29:43,600
Speaker 10: James Buffett Esquire, Yeah, doesn't like the music, stops short

2904
02:29:43,720 --> 02:29:46,840
Speaker 10: of celebrating his demise. Would never He's not a monster,

2905
02:29:47,760 --> 02:29:52,520
Speaker 10: but certainly doesn't enjoy the music. Shawn and Bedford, I

2906
02:29:52,560 --> 02:29:56,960
Speaker 10: think Rob's only legal natural solution is hoping that local

2907
02:29:57,080 --> 02:29:59,160
Speaker 10: birds of prey will figure out.

2908
02:29:59,080 --> 02:30:01,039
Speaker 2: Where those dice are they bring them in at night?

2909
02:30:01,200 --> 02:30:03,480
Speaker 10: Well, I was gonna say, though, don't birds of prey

2910
02:30:03,680 --> 02:30:08,080
Speaker 10: go after Well, they don't go after other am I

2911
02:30:08,160 --> 02:30:08,880
Speaker 10: completely wrong?

2912
02:30:09,000 --> 02:30:10,920
Speaker 2: No, I think they would. They go after ducks. I

2913
02:30:11,000 --> 02:30:12,600
Speaker 2: think they would go anything if they're hungry enough. I

2914
02:30:12,600 --> 02:30:13,320
Speaker 2: think you go after anything.

2915
02:30:13,400 --> 02:30:13,520
Speaker 6: Right.

2916
02:30:14,760 --> 02:30:17,280
Speaker 2: Well, I thought that they were like focused on carrion.

2917
02:30:18,520 --> 02:30:18,920
Speaker 2: Maybe not.

2918
02:30:19,240 --> 02:30:21,480
Speaker 10: You know, everybody's got stories of like birds that'll come

2919
02:30:21,520 --> 02:30:23,640
Speaker 10: down and like grab a cat or a hamster little dog,

2920
02:30:23,920 --> 02:30:24,680
Speaker 10: So yeah, something like that.

2921
02:30:24,959 --> 02:30:26,760
Speaker 3: Hawks will to grab a little dogs and stuff. So

2922
02:30:26,800 --> 02:30:30,280
Speaker 3: maybe maybe that's what they're talking about, like ducks. But yeah,

2923
02:30:30,320 --> 02:30:34,160
Speaker 3: look I don't know. Oh God, just triggering now here

2924
02:30:34,240 --> 02:30:36,480
Speaker 3: at work. You're gonna get it from me. Now, look

2925
02:30:36,520 --> 02:30:39,560
Speaker 3: I now imagine this right Yeah, And I go outside

2926
02:30:39,920 --> 02:30:43,240
Speaker 3: and I'm trying to have a beer grilling after a

2927
02:30:43,320 --> 02:30:45,520
Speaker 3: long day of work.

2928
02:30:46,280 --> 02:30:47,760
Speaker 2: They say, they say, I did air quotes when I

2929
02:30:47,760 --> 02:30:50,880
Speaker 2: said work. Yeah, and I listen to that. That's what

2930
02:30:50,959 --> 02:30:54,280
Speaker 2: I'm hearing the entire time. You could you speaking of grilling?

2931
02:30:54,400 --> 02:30:55,080
Speaker 2: You know where I'm going.

2932
02:30:55,760 --> 02:31:00,400
Speaker 3: Oh, this guy goes out and every day there's one

2933
02:31:00,800 --> 02:31:04,280
Speaker 3: less duck. Yeah, and he just smells duck breasts and

2934
02:31:04,320 --> 02:31:07,760
Speaker 3: then one morning, he goes out and it's silent.

2935
02:31:08,080 --> 02:31:11,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, there is a single duck making a single noise.

2936
02:31:11,720 --> 02:31:14,800
Speaker 10: And over that period of time he puts two and

2937
02:31:14,879 --> 02:31:17,600
Speaker 10: two together. He's like, oh my god, it's like the

2938
02:31:17,800 --> 02:31:24,920
Speaker 10: end of the Usual Suspects. Right, Yeah, he goes, oh

2939
02:31:25,000 --> 02:31:27,720
Speaker 10: my god. Every night Rob has been grilling out there

2940
02:31:27,800 --> 02:31:31,960
Speaker 10: and I never put it together until now. Is there

2941
02:31:32,000 --> 02:31:34,440
Speaker 10: any way that you could get out there undercover of moonlight?

2942
02:31:34,920 --> 02:31:37,680
Speaker 10: And maybe you know, listen, let's say what it is.

2943
02:31:37,959 --> 02:31:40,800
Speaker 10: You snap a duck's neck, you bring it back, you

2944
02:31:40,920 --> 02:31:45,080
Speaker 10: throw it on the grill, and uh, you know, I

2945
02:31:45,120 --> 02:31:45,880
Speaker 10: think he brings them in.

2946
02:31:46,080 --> 02:31:49,840
Speaker 2: You've got neighbor pet al arrange. He brings them in.

2947
02:31:50,320 --> 02:31:51,800
Speaker 2: I think they put him in like the garage or

2948
02:31:51,879 --> 02:31:52,440
Speaker 2: something at night.

2949
02:31:53,200 --> 02:31:56,120
Speaker 4: Why, I don't know. Are they in a probably for

2950
02:31:56,200 --> 02:31:57,800
Speaker 4: the same reason they have twelve ducks, I know.

2951
02:31:57,879 --> 02:31:58,959
Speaker 2: But are they in a pen?

2952
02:31:59,280 --> 02:31:59,480
Speaker 6: Yeah?

2953
02:32:00,240 --> 02:32:01,920
Speaker 3: Bill, you can see it kind of in that video

2954
02:32:02,000 --> 02:32:03,800
Speaker 3: I sent you. So I guess my question is what

2955
02:32:04,160 --> 02:32:07,240
Speaker 3: is the point of this? That's a great question, huh.

2956
02:32:07,560 --> 02:32:11,960
Speaker 3: And if I wasn't so anti talking to people, I

2957
02:32:12,040 --> 02:32:14,280
Speaker 3: don't know, I would ask what the point of it is?

2958
02:32:15,200 --> 02:32:17,640
Speaker 3: I would rather just go on the radio and bitch

2959
02:32:17,680 --> 02:32:20,600
Speaker 3: about it. I understand, because that's a lot easier than

2960
02:32:20,640 --> 02:32:22,640
Speaker 3: actually having a talk to somebody who I don't know

2961
02:32:23,080 --> 02:32:25,840
Speaker 3: and out of the shoot don't want to talk to.

2962
02:32:26,000 --> 02:32:29,320
Speaker 10: Hey, listen, this is for better or worse, where we

2963
02:32:29,480 --> 02:32:33,879
Speaker 10: come to air our grievances. Yep, it's where the audience

2964
02:32:34,040 --> 02:32:35,680
Speaker 10: sometimes comes to air their grievances.

2965
02:32:37,280 --> 02:32:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I don't wish any harm on animals.

2966
02:32:39,800 --> 02:32:41,520
Speaker 2: I just I don't want ducks.

2967
02:32:41,760 --> 02:32:41,960
Speaker 7: I know.

2968
02:32:42,200 --> 02:32:44,320
Speaker 2: If I wanted ducks, I would have ducks. Doesn't mean

2969
02:32:44,320 --> 02:32:45,000
Speaker 2: they're not annoying.

2970
02:32:45,120 --> 02:32:48,760
Speaker 3: Oh, they're obnoxious, beyond obnoxious, Like I said, especially the

2971
02:32:48,800 --> 02:32:52,640
Speaker 3: one that heard that joke every single time, every ten seconds.

2972
02:32:58,720 --> 02:32:59,600
Speaker 2: It's not that funny.

2973
02:33:00,080 --> 02:33:01,800
Speaker 10: You know you should do is you should go out there,

2974
02:33:01,879 --> 02:33:03,920
Speaker 10: and you did stand up back in the day. You

2975
02:33:04,040 --> 02:33:07,120
Speaker 10: should go out there and start telling jokes to them.

2976
02:33:07,240 --> 02:33:09,680
Speaker 10: Just stand there with a microphone that's not plugged in,

2977
02:33:10,280 --> 02:33:12,280
Speaker 10: and then just record yourself doing a set in front

2978
02:33:12,320 --> 02:33:15,000
Speaker 10: of these ducks, and then you edit it and then

2979
02:33:15,000 --> 02:33:16,480
Speaker 10: it sounds like they're just having a high old time.

2980
02:33:16,520 --> 02:33:19,160
Speaker 3: I'd be kind of funny to just just do straight

2981
02:33:19,280 --> 02:33:26,840
Speaker 3: duck humor. Duck walks into a bar. What did he say?

2982
02:33:27,040 --> 02:33:30,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I put it on my bill.

2983
02:33:36,120 --> 02:33:38,280
Speaker 10: See, you know, I like that way. I'm getting too

2984
02:33:38,360 --> 02:33:42,840
Speaker 10: much from him? But why was the baby duck set?

2985
02:33:43,400 --> 02:33:44,760
Speaker 10: He was feeling down?

2986
02:33:45,040 --> 02:33:52,600
Speaker 4: Hey? Yeah, hey, what do you guys like to eat

2987
02:33:52,640 --> 02:34:02,160
Speaker 4: with your cheese? Quackers? What time does a duck wake

2988
02:34:02,240 --> 02:34:05,680
Speaker 4: up in the morning? The quack of dawn?

2989
02:34:10,680 --> 02:34:11,840
Speaker 2: I might do it? Yeah?

2990
02:34:11,879 --> 02:34:12,120
Speaker 6: Why not?

2991
02:34:12,360 --> 02:34:13,760
Speaker 2: Who was standing in the guy's backyard?

2992
02:34:15,160 --> 02:34:15,280
Speaker 4: Hi?

2993
02:34:15,360 --> 02:34:19,600
Speaker 10: Everybody, Alan, I had a pet duck that was killed

2994
02:34:19,640 --> 02:34:21,400
Speaker 10: by a hawk, the hawk broker neck?

2995
02:34:22,000 --> 02:34:24,240
Speaker 2: How about that? You know what you should do?

2996
02:34:24,680 --> 02:34:30,800
Speaker 10: You should introduce your neighbor to your brand new pet coyote. Right,

2997
02:34:31,280 --> 02:34:34,480
Speaker 10: I mean, if this person really wants ducks so badly,

2998
02:34:34,800 --> 02:34:35,840
Speaker 10: let's see how much they want.

2999
02:34:35,920 --> 02:34:36,520
Speaker 2: And when they're.

3000
02:34:36,360 --> 02:34:40,000
Speaker 10: Inside all day long? They're inside, not just at night.

3001
02:34:40,160 --> 02:34:42,640
Speaker 10: I can't imagine. How are they sleeping at night? Are

3002
02:34:42,720 --> 02:34:50,560
Speaker 10: ducks nocturnal? Alan, redtail and red shoulder hawks eat squirrels, rats, chipmunks, pigeons,

3003
02:34:50,600 --> 02:34:54,880
Speaker 10: turkey vultures only eat dead things. Eagles and osprey mainly

3004
02:34:55,000 --> 02:35:03,440
Speaker 10: eat fish. All right, thank you anithologist? Are they raising

3005
02:35:03,600 --> 02:35:06,200
Speaker 10: Leo wants to know? Are they raising those ducks to

3006
02:35:06,320 --> 02:35:08,039
Speaker 10: eventually eat them? Themselves.

3007
02:35:08,600 --> 02:35:10,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. Are they future food? I don't know.

3008
02:35:11,680 --> 02:35:14,920
Speaker 3: But I also know that they sell duck breast in

3009
02:35:15,200 --> 02:35:18,080
Speaker 3: every single grocery store and there's like twelve of them

3010
02:35:18,120 --> 02:35:20,160
Speaker 3: in the Dina. Now go buy some.

3011
02:35:24,879 --> 02:35:28,959
Speaker 2: What do you see when a duck bends over? It's

3012
02:35:29,040 --> 02:35:29,600
Speaker 2: not quack.

3013
02:35:32,400 --> 02:35:36,280
Speaker 10: Maybe you should release thirty to fifty feral hogs into

3014
02:35:36,360 --> 02:35:37,119
Speaker 10: your backyard.

3015
02:35:38,040 --> 02:35:42,360
Speaker 2: See what happens there. Wow. I'm just saying, there's a

3016
02:35:42,480 --> 02:35:45,039
Speaker 2: lot of room to play with this duck situation.

3017
02:35:45,520 --> 02:35:45,840
Speaker 6: There is.

3018
02:35:46,640 --> 02:35:49,680
Speaker 2: See you're again, you said it yesterday or day before.

3019
02:35:49,760 --> 02:35:53,760
Speaker 2: You are first and foremost an optimist. I'm looking at

3020
02:35:53,800 --> 02:35:54,280
Speaker 2: the negative.

3021
02:35:54,440 --> 02:35:54,600
Speaker 7: I know.

3022
02:35:54,680 --> 02:35:57,680
Speaker 4: I'm just saying there's no downside to being an optimist. Right.

3023
02:35:57,760 --> 02:36:00,440
Speaker 10: If you go in thinking this is gonna work. When

3024
02:36:00,480 --> 02:36:02,360
Speaker 10: it doesn't, you go, okay, let's go on to the

3025
02:36:02,400 --> 02:36:04,520
Speaker 10: next thing. Then let's figure out something else. If I

3026
02:36:04,600 --> 02:36:06,560
Speaker 10: went and just did, I should dress up in like

3027
02:36:06,600 --> 02:36:08,640
Speaker 10: a leisure suit and just go do five minutes.

3028
02:36:08,959 --> 02:36:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah with the ducks, it'd be great.

3029
02:36:11,160 --> 02:36:14,280
Speaker 3: And imagine they just stop like I'm that bad that

3030
02:36:14,360 --> 02:36:17,520
Speaker 3: they just stop laughing, like the quacking just ends. That's

3031
02:36:17,560 --> 02:36:18,920
Speaker 3: the way they can keep them at bay is to

3032
02:36:18,959 --> 02:36:21,119
Speaker 3: tell them bad jokes, and that's ultimately what you want.

3033
02:36:21,360 --> 02:36:23,080
Speaker 3: And then I have to go do stand up for ducks.

3034
02:36:24,520 --> 02:36:30,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, but hire it out everybody.

3035
02:36:32,000 --> 02:36:34,680
Speaker 5: Hey, go out.

3036
02:36:36,879 --> 02:36:37,200
Speaker 7: Tell you what.

3037
02:36:40,240 --> 02:36:43,560
Speaker 2: Hey, duck, couple of egg plants for the night out.

3038
02:36:44,000 --> 02:36:54,240
Speaker 2: Now they didn't. I don't gind you like that one.

3039
02:36:54,400 --> 02:36:56,560
Speaker 4: Hey the duck wants to the doctor when the doctor

3040
02:36:56,640 --> 02:36:57,520
Speaker 4: tell them you're.

3041
02:36:57,440 --> 02:37:06,880
Speaker 14: Fat, you got perfect pillow. I'm telling you guys, like

3042
02:37:06,959 --> 02:37:08,960
Speaker 14: I'll tell you what I've been on the road for

3043
02:37:09,080 --> 02:37:15,400
Speaker 14: a while here. What do you call a successful duck?

3044
02:37:15,959 --> 02:37:17,320
Speaker 14: A wattle citizen?

3045
02:37:19,400 --> 02:37:20,120
Speaker 4: That's my time.

3046
02:37:20,160 --> 02:37:23,480
Speaker 2: I gotta go. I'll be back tomorrow. I'll be back tomorrow,

3047
02:37:23,680 --> 02:37:25,560
Speaker 2: same time, same duck channel.

3048
02:37:31,520 --> 02:37:38,560
Speaker 14: Yeah, the comedic silence right affery, but duck Commennia.

3049
02:37:39,120 --> 02:37:41,000
Speaker 2: But he's a duck, but the ducks love him.

3050
02:37:41,760 --> 02:37:45,040
Speaker 16: This is the Ellen Cox Show on one hundred point

3051
02:37:45,160 --> 02:37:46,680
Speaker 16: seven double umm.

3052
02:37:46,760 --> 02:37:50,279
Speaker 4: As you know, you think this guy's.

3053
02:37:50,040 --> 02:37:54,480
Speaker 12: Gonna do one thing, then he does another thing, then

3054
02:37:54,560 --> 02:37:55,279
Speaker 12: a third.

3055
02:37:55,160 --> 02:37:58,560
Speaker 18: Thing happens, and it's a bummer because you can't.

3056
02:37:58,920 --> 02:38:01,280
Speaker 4: Just want him to keep doing in that middle thing.

3057
02:38:01,600 --> 02:38:06,640
Speaker 4: It's all very frustrating. U M M s.

3058
02:38:08,520 --> 02:38:17,760
Speaker 27: Cy do you running around the city is a wonderful things.

3059
02:38:18,160 --> 02:38:24,000
Speaker 27: City New Posidos, any deal posito run.

3060
02:38:25,520 --> 02:38:30,280
Speaker 4: Is one of the full thing I go on. I

3061
02:38:30,520 --> 02:38:32,320
Speaker 4: did the cities and the.

3062
02:38:32,440 --> 02:38:36,480
Speaker 27: People say it is, but you know the city is

3063
02:38:36,600 --> 02:38:40,160
Speaker 27: actually because you deserve to real It's.

3064
02:38:40,160 --> 02:38:40,600
Speaker 6: Kind of like.

3065
02:38:41,240 --> 02:38:43,600
Speaker 4: It's kind of likes funny.

3066
02:38:46,040 --> 02:38:47,920
Speaker 2: People love to.

3067
02:38:48,120 --> 02:38:53,080
Speaker 10: Sit, rob, They love to sit. That's how much exercise

3068
02:38:53,760 --> 02:38:57,160
Speaker 10: sucks for a lot of people, right. You gotta force

3069
02:38:57,240 --> 02:38:59,640
Speaker 10: yourself to I forced myself to do it. I work

3070
02:38:59,680 --> 02:39:03,160
Speaker 10: out every morning. I have an alarm that goes off

3071
02:39:03,200 --> 02:39:06,920
Speaker 10: here at work for my mid day pump rob where

3072
02:39:06,959 --> 02:39:10,080
Speaker 10: I go back down to the gym here, get the blood,

3073
02:39:10,160 --> 02:39:12,680
Speaker 10: move in a little bit, a couple of laps around

3074
02:39:12,720 --> 02:39:15,680
Speaker 10: the block when it's not two degrees out right, because

3075
02:39:15,720 --> 02:39:19,760
Speaker 10: otherwise I'm sitting all day long. I'm like I said,

3076
02:39:19,879 --> 02:39:22,840
Speaker 10: Chicken accounts payable. I'm sitting all day long in this studio.

3077
02:39:23,320 --> 02:39:26,880
Speaker 10: Gotta move, Gotta move in the morning when it's funny

3078
02:39:26,920 --> 02:39:30,280
Speaker 10: to me. We all know there's no deep, dark secret

3079
02:39:30,360 --> 02:39:31,680
Speaker 10: to getting in some kind of shape.

3080
02:39:31,800 --> 02:39:31,959
Speaker 4: Right.

3081
02:39:32,280 --> 02:39:35,160
Speaker 10: You eat less, he exercise more. There are people who

3082
02:39:35,200 --> 02:39:37,200
Speaker 10: will take umbage of that and go, I can't I

3083
02:39:37,320 --> 02:39:39,640
Speaker 10: get to do. I understand what you're saying, I'm saying

3084
02:39:39,640 --> 02:39:44,039
Speaker 10: all things being equal, obviously some people have extenuating circumstances,

3085
02:39:44,080 --> 02:39:49,720
Speaker 10: but I'm saying fundamentally, there's no you know, the universe

3086
02:39:49,800 --> 02:39:52,840
Speaker 10: of health influencers are there.

3087
02:39:54,600 --> 02:39:56,200
Speaker 2: Because they're muddying the waters.

3088
02:39:56,560 --> 02:40:00,360
Speaker 10: And what's funny to me is how they keep these

3089
02:40:00,520 --> 02:40:05,160
Speaker 10: articles that are practically begging people to move, and they.

3090
02:40:05,240 --> 02:40:07,720
Speaker 2: Keep moving the chains on it.

3091
02:40:07,800 --> 02:40:09,560
Speaker 10: It used to be like, hey, if you get a

3092
02:40:09,600 --> 02:40:12,720
Speaker 10: couple hours exercise a week, you're pretty good shape. Right,

3093
02:40:13,400 --> 02:40:17,200
Speaker 10: what are the biggest uh, the biggest indicators of how

3094
02:40:17,280 --> 02:40:21,960
Speaker 10: well you will age? Strength and flexibility. It's those two, right.

3095
02:40:22,280 --> 02:40:24,720
Speaker 10: You can never be too strong, never be too flexible.

3096
02:40:25,080 --> 02:40:28,480
Speaker 10: Strength and flexibility. That determines how well you will age.

3097
02:40:29,760 --> 02:40:33,640
Speaker 10: But they're begging people this article this morning, five minutes

3098
02:40:33,800 --> 02:40:39,000
Speaker 10: more exercise and thirty minutes less sitting could help millions

3099
02:40:39,040 --> 02:40:42,760
Speaker 10: of people live. Look, they're like, do five minutes, Just

3100
02:40:42,840 --> 02:40:45,160
Speaker 10: do five minutes. They're gonna get it. You know, back

3101
02:40:45,200 --> 02:40:48,040
Speaker 10: in the day that's where like nine minute abs came from.

3102
02:40:48,920 --> 02:40:51,200
Speaker 10: They were like, most people, we get it. You can't

3103
02:40:51,240 --> 02:40:52,840
Speaker 10: be in the gym in hour a day. Most people

3104
02:40:52,879 --> 02:40:56,160
Speaker 10: are not training for a bodybuilding competition. They're just trying

3105
02:40:56,240 --> 02:40:59,879
Speaker 10: to stay you know, get a baseline going moving around

3106
02:41:00,120 --> 02:41:04,840
Speaker 10: little bit. But they're like begging people that, hey, can

3107
02:41:04,920 --> 02:41:06,760
Speaker 10: you do something for five minutes? Can you can you

3108
02:41:07,080 --> 02:41:11,280
Speaker 10: just move your body for five minutes? Could you walk

3109
02:41:11,360 --> 02:41:13,879
Speaker 10: around less or walk around more and sit less?

3110
02:41:14,280 --> 02:41:17,400
Speaker 5: Do I have to? Could?

3111
02:41:17,520 --> 02:41:21,720
Speaker 2: And because people they haggle with themselves, they go, can

3112
02:41:21,800 --> 02:41:22,360
Speaker 2: I get this in?

3113
02:41:23,720 --> 02:41:27,119
Speaker 10: And again there are all kinds of fitness influence who

3114
02:41:27,240 --> 02:41:29,280
Speaker 10: is influencers who will cater to that.

3115
02:41:31,440 --> 02:41:35,360
Speaker 4: They'll go, you don't need the baby working on an

3116
02:41:35,440 --> 02:41:37,200
Speaker 4: hour a day. I got a way that you can

3117
02:41:37,280 --> 02:41:39,760
Speaker 4: stay shredded like Brad Pitt and Fight Club and I'll

3118
02:41:39,760 --> 02:41:41,480
Speaker 4: thank you forty five seconds a day.

3119
02:41:44,720 --> 02:41:49,520
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty good. It's a course they're begging people, hey,

3120
02:41:50,520 --> 02:41:52,320
Speaker 2: what if you do this for it? Because it used

3121
02:41:52,360 --> 02:41:54,480
Speaker 2: to be a little bit more.

3122
02:41:55,760 --> 02:41:56,400
Speaker 4: Of a commitment.

3123
02:41:56,920 --> 02:42:01,039
Speaker 10: They go, well, thirty minutes a day of something, four

3124
02:42:01,080 --> 02:42:02,480
Speaker 10: or five days a week, give me fine.

3125
02:42:03,520 --> 02:42:05,040
Speaker 2: Some people they go hardcore. I get it.

3126
02:42:06,959 --> 02:42:09,680
Speaker 10: But now they're like, hey, can you do something for

3127
02:42:09,879 --> 02:42:13,440
Speaker 10: five just five minutes? People writing these articles gotta be like,

3128
02:42:13,600 --> 02:42:14,840
Speaker 10: why do I care if these people die?

3129
02:42:15,240 --> 02:42:16,240
Speaker 4: What am I has? I know?

3130
02:42:16,280 --> 02:42:17,600
Speaker 2: I gotta fill up column inches.

3131
02:42:18,400 --> 02:42:20,160
Speaker 3: The question is just to get the heart beating right.

3132
02:42:20,240 --> 02:42:23,960
Speaker 3: That's the five minutes to day. I'm yeah, I know

3133
02:42:24,080 --> 02:42:29,120
Speaker 3: you are get that. Uh a good five minute crank

3134
02:42:29,200 --> 02:42:31,280
Speaker 3: sash before I get in the shower. It counts for

3135
02:42:31,360 --> 02:42:31,920
Speaker 3: something done.

3136
02:42:31,959 --> 02:42:36,400
Speaker 10: Five minutes moderate intensity physical activity. They're not even asking

3137
02:42:36,440 --> 02:42:38,680
Speaker 10: people like, you know, hey, do a sprint, And they're

3138
02:42:38,720 --> 02:42:40,600
Speaker 10: not talking about like hit workouts or whatever.

3139
02:42:40,800 --> 02:42:43,960
Speaker 2: See, they're like, go for a brisk walk.

3140
02:42:45,360 --> 02:42:48,160
Speaker 10: Because that's the thing is, it takes so little to

3141
02:42:48,360 --> 02:42:50,879
Speaker 10: like move the needle in a positive direction.

3142
02:42:50,959 --> 02:42:52,800
Speaker 4: But people don't want to do it. A lot of

3143
02:42:52,840 --> 02:42:53,600
Speaker 4: people don't want.

3144
02:42:53,480 --> 02:42:53,680
Speaker 6: To do it.

3145
02:42:54,160 --> 02:42:57,120
Speaker 4: No, I just got to find something you like.

3146
02:42:57,520 --> 02:42:59,960
Speaker 2: Well, you do but not everybody.

3147
02:43:00,240 --> 02:43:03,280
Speaker 4: Yoga sculpt Yeah, and you're in a hot room and

3148
02:43:03,360 --> 02:43:05,640
Speaker 4: you do weights. Oh my god, I do like hot yoga.

3149
02:43:05,840 --> 02:43:06,920
Speaker 4: Yeah it's so fun.

3150
02:43:07,080 --> 02:43:07,280
Speaker 12: Yeah.

3151
02:43:08,360 --> 02:43:10,360
Speaker 2: My wife does pilates a lot and that ain't easy.

3152
02:43:10,440 --> 02:43:10,640
Speaker 4: Boy.

3153
02:43:11,840 --> 02:43:15,000
Speaker 2: So yeah, I lift just because that's what I like

3154
02:43:15,160 --> 02:43:19,360
Speaker 2: to do. I wish I liked running. I don't. I

3155
02:43:19,480 --> 02:43:20,959
Speaker 2: wish I like. I'll do it occasionally.

3156
02:43:20,959 --> 02:43:23,440
Speaker 10: I'll do it some because but that's one of those

3157
02:43:23,480 --> 02:43:25,840
Speaker 10: things because they go, well, if you don't like something,

3158
02:43:25,879 --> 02:43:27,000
Speaker 10: you're not gonna stay with it.

3159
02:43:27,800 --> 02:43:29,480
Speaker 2: They go, well, that's true, but it depends on how

3160
02:43:29,520 --> 02:43:30,440
Speaker 2: discipline you are too.

3161
02:43:31,320 --> 02:43:33,760
Speaker 10: I don't want to eat the way I eat, but

3162
02:43:33,920 --> 02:43:37,080
Speaker 10: I do because it ain't about you know, I would

3163
02:43:37,120 --> 02:43:39,760
Speaker 10: love to be eating pizza and tacos and hamburgers every day,

3164
02:43:39,800 --> 02:43:41,520
Speaker 10: all day long. Don't get me wrong. People think I'm

3165
02:43:41,520 --> 02:43:43,920
Speaker 10: weird about food. It's not because I want to be

3166
02:43:44,040 --> 02:43:46,080
Speaker 10: that way. It's because I don't want to be three

3167
02:43:46,160 --> 02:43:50,160
Speaker 10: hundred pounds. I'm gonna be fifty five this summer. Rob

3168
02:43:52,879 --> 02:43:54,880
Speaker 10: in pretty good shape trying to stay that way.

3169
02:43:55,080 --> 02:43:55,240
Speaker 4: Now.

3170
02:43:55,440 --> 02:43:58,760
Speaker 10: Of course people make the argument, they go, we'll we'll

3171
02:43:58,840 --> 02:44:02,960
Speaker 10: die anyway, who cares? That's not an invalid argument. You know,

3172
02:44:03,000 --> 02:44:06,640
Speaker 10: I don't want to feel gross. Yeah, well some people

3173
02:44:06,680 --> 02:44:08,320
Speaker 10: they're used to feeling gross.

3174
02:44:09,600 --> 02:44:09,760
Speaker 6: There.

3175
02:44:10,040 --> 02:44:12,480
Speaker 10: You know some people walking around You're like, man, that's

3176
02:44:12,680 --> 02:44:17,960
Speaker 10: just uncomfortable all the time. And you know, and that's

3177
02:44:18,000 --> 02:44:20,640
Speaker 10: no good either. You want people to have a you know,

3178
02:44:21,080 --> 02:44:25,440
Speaker 10: feel There's so many things in most people's lives, present

3179
02:44:25,480 --> 02:44:26,160
Speaker 10: company included.

3180
02:44:26,200 --> 02:44:27,000
Speaker 2: Everybody's got something.

3181
02:44:27,280 --> 02:44:31,840
Speaker 10: There's so many things in everyone's life that suck that

3182
02:44:32,080 --> 02:44:35,000
Speaker 10: just feel awful about. I would think you'd try to

3183
02:44:35,080 --> 02:44:37,440
Speaker 10: kind of stack the deck in your favor a little

3184
02:44:37,520 --> 02:44:43,240
Speaker 10: bit by being like, go do this. When that show

3185
02:44:43,280 --> 02:44:46,400
Speaker 10: The Biggest Loser used to be on, you know, they

3186
02:44:46,400 --> 02:44:49,080
Speaker 10: were all there were all these articles about how they were, well,

3187
02:44:49,280 --> 02:44:51,920
Speaker 10: the trainers are selling these people a bill of goods

3188
02:44:51,920 --> 02:44:53,720
Speaker 10: and blah blah blah. It's like, okay, well, they are

3189
02:44:53,840 --> 02:44:58,040
Speaker 10: first and foremost making television. It's a television show. They're

3190
02:44:58,080 --> 02:45:01,640
Speaker 10: trying to create entertainment here, but the fundamentals of it

3191
02:45:01,760 --> 02:45:06,039
Speaker 10: are you know, these people exercising more, eating less.

3192
02:45:06,280 --> 02:45:09,480
Speaker 2: Guess what, they end up looking pretty good.

3193
02:45:09,600 --> 02:45:11,400
Speaker 3: I would watch that show for the same reason I

3194
02:45:11,400 --> 02:45:13,600
Speaker 3: would watch the beginning episodes of American Idol.

3195
02:45:13,959 --> 02:45:15,119
Speaker 2: I wanted to laugh.

3196
02:45:16,240 --> 02:45:19,720
Speaker 10: I never saw The Biggest Loser. Jillian Michaels came from

3197
02:45:19,760 --> 02:45:21,200
Speaker 10: that show. I think that's where she blew up with

3198
02:45:21,240 --> 02:45:23,760
Speaker 10: some of the Biggest Loser and that Bob guy, right yep.

3199
02:45:24,280 --> 02:45:26,080
Speaker 10: I have like a book of his or something, because

3200
02:45:26,200 --> 02:45:28,840
Speaker 10: he struck me as an interesting guy Aside from that,

3201
02:45:30,360 --> 02:45:32,480
Speaker 10: but I never watched the show.

3202
02:45:32,640 --> 02:45:35,080
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I read an article about some of

3203
02:45:35,200 --> 02:45:37,480
Speaker 4: those people that were on that show. Once they were

3204
02:45:37,560 --> 02:45:39,760
Speaker 4: off of it, they gained all the weight back.

3205
02:45:39,879 --> 02:45:41,720
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because they don't keep up with the routine,

3206
02:45:41,760 --> 02:45:44,120
Speaker 3: they don't stay with the things that was keeping them thin.

3207
02:45:44,400 --> 02:45:46,160
Speaker 3: They give up and they go right back to eating

3208
02:45:46,200 --> 02:45:48,240
Speaker 3: a box of ho host for breakfast and wonder why

3209
02:45:48,280 --> 02:45:49,400
Speaker 3: they gained three hundred pounds.

3210
02:45:49,480 --> 02:45:51,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing, though.

3211
02:45:52,240 --> 02:45:55,320
Speaker 2: That sounds great. Of course it sounds great. You can't

3212
02:45:55,320 --> 02:46:00,400
Speaker 2: do it moderation. I'm not good at that, not good

3213
02:46:00,400 --> 02:46:01,560
Speaker 2: at any of that preach.

3214
02:46:01,680 --> 02:46:04,040
Speaker 3: As the one person on the show probably who could

3215
02:46:04,520 --> 02:46:07,480
Speaker 3: attest to feeling like crap. For the majority of my life,

3216
02:46:07,520 --> 02:46:09,640
Speaker 3: I was always I've always kind of fought back and

3217
02:46:09,760 --> 02:46:12,240
Speaker 3: forth with weight and stuff. I go up, I go down,

3218
02:46:12,720 --> 02:46:15,160
Speaker 3: I watch myself, I work out, and I realized I

3219
02:46:15,200 --> 02:46:15,480
Speaker 3: hate it.

3220
02:46:15,680 --> 02:46:17,440
Speaker 2: I don't do it. Then I start eating what I want,

3221
02:46:17,680 --> 02:46:21,440
Speaker 2: drinking what I want, and uh yeah, then you end

3222
02:46:21,480 --> 02:46:22,280
Speaker 2: up where I was before.

3223
02:46:22,440 --> 02:46:24,560
Speaker 10: Well, and somebody texted me, I broke my foot in

3224
02:46:24,600 --> 02:46:26,640
Speaker 10: September and I'm in a boot and I've gained twenty pounds.

3225
02:46:27,400 --> 02:46:29,120
Speaker 10: That all sucks, man, You know what I mean, Like

3226
02:46:29,200 --> 02:46:31,720
Speaker 10: you don't feel good otherwise you're like, you know, oh,

3227
02:46:31,800 --> 02:46:34,600
Speaker 10: I'll eat this because at least that'll kind of give

3228
02:46:34,640 --> 02:46:36,640
Speaker 10: me a dopamine hit. Or whatever next thing, you know,

3229
02:46:36,800 --> 02:46:39,880
Speaker 10: and you're less mobile mobile And I understand all that,

3230
02:46:40,000 --> 02:46:42,560
Speaker 10: but it's like, I don't know me.

3231
02:46:42,920 --> 02:46:45,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm eating just to put stuff in my body.

3232
02:46:45,280 --> 02:46:45,720
Speaker 2: I don't care.

3233
02:46:45,800 --> 02:46:48,720
Speaker 3: Hey, you're stress eating, You're depressed eating. All that stuff

3234
02:46:48,800 --> 02:46:49,920
Speaker 3: is what's happening with these guys.

3235
02:46:50,160 --> 02:46:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I understand.

3236
02:46:51,520 --> 02:46:53,680
Speaker 4: It's like, well, I have to watch myself now because

3237
02:46:53,800 --> 02:46:56,560
Speaker 4: I ever since I quit drinking, I didn't think having

3238
02:46:56,600 --> 02:46:59,119
Speaker 4: a sweet tooth was a thing. And they always say

3239
02:46:59,160 --> 02:47:01,160
Speaker 4: that if you quit drink, getting you up some massive

3240
02:47:01,160 --> 02:47:04,400
Speaker 4: sweet tooth. And I never like sweet things at all. Now,

3241
02:47:05,080 --> 02:47:09,240
Speaker 4: oh my god, I love ice cream and I like

3242
02:47:09,440 --> 02:47:12,920
Speaker 4: frosting and yeah, all that kind of stuff. She puts

3243
02:47:12,959 --> 02:47:15,480
Speaker 4: frosting on her ice cream. Yeah, frosted ice cream.

3244
02:47:17,320 --> 02:47:18,720
Speaker 10: No, I have a huge sweet tooth. But I gotta

3245
02:47:18,720 --> 02:47:21,520
Speaker 10: fight it all the time now I do. Yeah, it's

3246
02:47:21,640 --> 02:47:25,920
Speaker 10: just so good, just said.

3247
02:47:26,040 --> 02:47:27,080
Speaker 2: Some guy called.

3248
02:47:28,400 --> 02:47:29,960
Speaker 4: He was, I guess too much of a whimp to

3249
02:47:30,000 --> 02:47:32,640
Speaker 4: talk to me, but he was mother f and me

3250
02:47:32,720 --> 02:47:34,240
Speaker 4: about why because the elephant thing.

3251
02:47:36,480 --> 02:47:39,200
Speaker 10: Oh, she's on the line every time we bring her in. No,

3252
02:47:39,400 --> 02:47:41,400
Speaker 10: on the break, she's like some guy called and he

3253
02:47:41,800 --> 02:47:45,000
Speaker 10: was cursing you, I go, why are put him on hold?

3254
02:47:45,080 --> 02:47:46,480
Speaker 10: She was I told him he wouldn't do it.

3255
02:47:46,959 --> 02:47:47,800
Speaker 2: What was he mad about?

3256
02:47:47,920 --> 02:47:48,320
Speaker 4: I don't know.

3257
02:47:48,400 --> 02:47:49,800
Speaker 2: She's in some of the elephants, but I was like

3258
02:47:49,920 --> 02:47:52,520
Speaker 2: about what. I don't know.

3259
02:47:53,560 --> 02:47:55,640
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe was he just like trying to explain how

3260
02:47:55,640 --> 02:47:57,440
Speaker 3: an elephant could kill twenty two people before?

3261
02:47:57,720 --> 02:48:00,360
Speaker 10: But also, don't be Johnny big balls to jazz and

3262
02:48:00,440 --> 02:48:02,640
Speaker 10: then bail on me, Like, don't waste her time.

3263
02:48:03,040 --> 02:48:04,880
Speaker 4: If you're not going to be on hold, let me

3264
02:48:05,000 --> 02:48:06,160
Speaker 4: talk to you all such a.

3265
02:48:06,160 --> 02:48:12,000
Speaker 2: Straight she's talking a lot to whoever this is. Maybe

3266
02:48:12,040 --> 02:48:12,560
Speaker 2: it's a guy.

3267
02:48:13,879 --> 02:48:14,280
Speaker 5: I don't know.

3268
02:48:14,360 --> 02:48:15,720
Speaker 10: If you guys, you probably.

3269
02:48:15,480 --> 02:48:17,080
Speaker 4: Don't hear the commercials on the app.

3270
02:48:17,120 --> 02:48:20,000
Speaker 7: And I'm sure they're regional. There's these Alzheimer's Preventitive of

3271
02:48:20,000 --> 02:48:22,520
Speaker 7: Alzheimer's commercials right now. Man, they're driving me nuts.

3272
02:48:22,560 --> 02:48:24,200
Speaker 14: It's he's this guy who sounds like.

3273
02:48:24,240 --> 02:48:26,320
Speaker 4: He's going to have a heart attack, Like he's just

3274
02:48:26,440 --> 02:48:30,760
Speaker 4: like that, Like.

3275
02:48:30,879 --> 02:48:33,880
Speaker 6: This dude is it's like RFK Junior. The other one,

3276
02:48:33,959 --> 02:48:34,560
Speaker 6: this woman who.

3277
02:48:34,520 --> 02:48:37,800
Speaker 5: Sounds like she's yelling at it. She's like house part.

3278
02:48:38,879 --> 02:48:40,039
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I hate those.

3279
02:48:41,560 --> 02:48:42,920
Speaker 2: Love you, I thank you.

3280
02:48:44,000 --> 02:48:46,640
Speaker 10: I tried listening. I don't hear the commercials that often

3281
02:48:46,800 --> 02:48:49,119
Speaker 10: on the UH during the podcast.

3282
02:48:49,280 --> 02:48:51,920
Speaker 3: I think what happens is when people are listening to us,

3283
02:48:52,000 --> 02:48:53,879
Speaker 3: if they're not listening, if they're listen, even if they're

3284
02:48:53,879 --> 02:48:57,720
Speaker 3: listening live and they're not listening in Cleveland, they're going

3285
02:48:57,800 --> 02:48:59,440
Speaker 3: to get different commercials than we play.

3286
02:48:59,680 --> 02:49:01,800
Speaker 10: I know they're geotagged, but I wondered if it was

3287
02:49:01,840 --> 02:49:04,120
Speaker 10: because when I listened trying to find what he was

3288
02:49:04,200 --> 02:49:08,240
Speaker 10: talking about, I just heard insurance and car commercials.

3289
02:49:08,360 --> 02:49:10,360
Speaker 3: If you change your location, like if you go into

3290
02:49:10,400 --> 02:49:14,680
Speaker 3: location settings and put in Chicago, it's you'll get fed

3291
02:49:14,760 --> 02:49:16,800
Speaker 3: different commercials than you would if you were that's.

3292
02:49:16,640 --> 02:49:20,600
Speaker 10: An Alzheimer's heavy region. I guess maybe yeah, just fill

3293
02:49:20,640 --> 02:49:22,960
Speaker 10: in with whatever they have, bro But did change my location?

3294
02:49:23,120 --> 02:49:24,200
Speaker 10: I walked into another room.

3295
02:49:25,959 --> 02:49:28,840
Speaker 2: Did it work? Did you start getting fed Alzheimer's commercials?

3296
02:49:28,920 --> 02:49:28,960
Speaker 21: No?

3297
02:49:30,800 --> 02:49:32,280
Speaker 2: Jess, What did that guy get mad about?

3298
02:49:33,360 --> 02:49:33,560
Speaker 21: Yeah?

3299
02:49:33,640 --> 02:49:34,080
Speaker 4: What was he?

3300
02:49:34,640 --> 02:49:37,040
Speaker 2: It was about h you said the elephant, But I

3301
02:49:37,160 --> 02:49:38,720
Speaker 2: was like, but what about the elephant?

3302
02:49:38,760 --> 02:49:42,560
Speaker 4: He was talking about how in India the people like

3303
02:49:43,280 --> 02:49:45,440
Speaker 4: pray to the elephants and stuff, So why would they

3304
02:49:45,520 --> 02:49:45,800
Speaker 4: kill it?

3305
02:49:47,080 --> 02:49:50,240
Speaker 10: I'm not I didn't say they should kill it. They

3306
02:49:50,320 --> 02:49:53,240
Speaker 10: brought a guy in from another town to do that.

3307
02:49:53,480 --> 02:49:54,400
Speaker 4: That was very angry.

3308
02:49:55,600 --> 02:49:59,200
Speaker 10: Yeah again, always if you, if you, if you too,

3309
02:49:59,200 --> 02:50:01,680
Speaker 10: wouldn't be to talk to. Don't waste Jess's time. She

3310
02:50:01,800 --> 02:50:04,760
Speaker 10: doesn't care that you're mad if you're not gonna go

3311
02:50:04,840 --> 02:50:06,880
Speaker 10: on a hole. I tell it to everybody all the time.

3312
02:50:06,959 --> 02:50:09,119
Speaker 10: I'm like, you know, if you want to get something

3313
02:50:09,160 --> 02:50:11,640
Speaker 10: off your chest, you do it with me. Maybe you'll

3314
02:50:11,680 --> 02:50:13,320
Speaker 10: teach me something that happens a lot now.

3315
02:50:13,440 --> 02:50:15,600
Speaker 4: Alan, I write, I write all the comments down and

3316
02:50:15,680 --> 02:50:17,440
Speaker 4: I deliver it too at the end of the show.

3317
02:50:17,760 --> 02:50:21,160
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I do. I get this folder every night

3318
02:50:21,200 --> 02:50:22,920
Speaker 4: from Jess and it's really thick.

3319
02:50:24,959 --> 02:50:31,000
Speaker 2: Five oh two was building up a little library there. Alan.

3320
02:50:31,160 --> 02:50:32,080
Speaker 2: Let Jess know that.

3321
02:50:32,200 --> 02:50:34,879
Speaker 10: Hot boxing in your car and dropping your cigarette every

3322
02:50:34,920 --> 02:50:38,160
Speaker 10: now and then doesn't qualify as hot yoga what.

3323
02:50:41,040 --> 02:50:42,960
Speaker 2: I don't know that she was possessed of that notion.

3324
02:50:43,120 --> 02:50:46,680
Speaker 4: But okay, actually I keep my windows open no matter

3325
02:50:46,800 --> 02:50:48,840
Speaker 4: what because I'm scared of carbon maaxide poison.

3326
02:50:49,000 --> 02:50:52,160
Speaker 10: You did mention that, Yeah, yes, that's some jokes on you.

3327
02:50:52,360 --> 02:50:55,880
Speaker 10: But the car is outside and it's not air tight.

3328
02:50:56,320 --> 02:50:58,520
Speaker 4: It's just a fear. Oh, I learned I'm scared of

3329
02:50:59,000 --> 02:51:02,760
Speaker 4: car washes because that too, Like I feel like I

3330
02:51:02,840 --> 02:51:04,520
Speaker 4: was going to get carbon monoxide poisoning.

3331
02:51:07,920 --> 02:51:09,440
Speaker 2: I don't think that's not any of that works. But

3332
02:51:11,000 --> 02:51:11,720
Speaker 2: we're all closed.

3333
02:51:11,879 --> 02:51:15,800
Speaker 10: But you know that people kill themselves with carbon monoxide

3334
02:51:15,840 --> 02:51:19,160
Speaker 10: by I'm aware, But they do that with a closed garage,

3335
02:51:19,560 --> 02:51:22,120
Speaker 10: so that the carbon monoxide fumes build up in an

3336
02:51:22,240 --> 02:51:24,959
Speaker 10: enclosed space. If you're in a car wall, your car's

3337
02:51:25,040 --> 02:51:28,280
Speaker 10: not sealed air tight. It's not like you can't breathe

3338
02:51:28,280 --> 02:51:30,120
Speaker 10: when the windows are up. If you're in a car

3339
02:51:30,360 --> 02:51:34,000
Speaker 10: wash or your car's outside, all of the carbon monoxide

3340
02:51:34,040 --> 02:51:35,640
Speaker 10: gets dispersed into the air.

3341
02:51:36,280 --> 02:51:38,880
Speaker 2: You're not gonna die from it. I don't know.

3342
02:51:39,040 --> 02:51:40,440
Speaker 4: It's just an irrational fear.

3343
02:51:40,920 --> 02:51:44,039
Speaker 10: Carbon monoxide is what we're talking about, not carbon dioxide

3344
02:51:44,480 --> 02:51:49,280
Speaker 10: that's what you exhale. We're talking about carbon monoxide, right, yeah, yeah, right,

3345
02:51:49,440 --> 02:51:50,920
Speaker 10: that's the thing that leaves the cars. Is that what

3346
02:51:51,560 --> 02:51:54,320
Speaker 10: I'm saying, right, But the reason that people die from

3347
02:51:54,360 --> 02:51:56,280
Speaker 10: that is there in an enclosed space, like if it's

3348
02:51:56,320 --> 02:51:58,480
Speaker 10: there's a leak in a house, right, you know, yeah,

3349
02:51:58,520 --> 02:51:59,400
Speaker 10: they're in an enclosed side.

3350
02:51:59,400 --> 02:52:01,480
Speaker 4: I just always keep my window open, so no hot

3351
02:52:01,520 --> 02:52:02,440
Speaker 4: boxing SIGs here.

3352
02:52:02,480 --> 02:52:07,400
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, well listen, you just discovered that you're

3353
02:52:07,440 --> 02:52:08,360
Speaker 10: scared of car washes.

3354
02:52:08,440 --> 02:52:10,280
Speaker 4: I went to the car wash for the first time. Yeah,

3355
02:52:11,120 --> 02:52:14,840
Speaker 4: the first first time I ever. Wait, yeah, what precipitated this?

3356
02:52:15,200 --> 02:52:17,400
Speaker 4: I mean you through my dad's car and there was

3357
02:52:17,440 --> 02:52:19,080
Speaker 4: something on the side of it and kept telling me

3358
02:52:19,160 --> 02:52:20,480
Speaker 4: to get rid of it. And I was like, Okay,

3359
02:52:20,520 --> 02:52:21,840
Speaker 4: I'll finally go to the car wash.

3360
02:52:22,040 --> 02:52:22,480
Speaker 2: I see.

3361
02:52:22,600 --> 02:52:24,720
Speaker 4: But I'm scared of tunnels, like you know, the tunnel

3362
02:52:24,760 --> 02:52:26,960
Speaker 4: to get into like New York City, or like tunnels

3363
02:52:27,000 --> 02:52:29,440
Speaker 4: through mountains or Pittsburgh A lot of times. Yeah, yes,

3364
02:52:29,879 --> 02:52:33,160
Speaker 4: I I'm scared. I start crying. I'm like, I don't

3365
02:52:33,200 --> 02:52:35,640
Speaker 4: know why I have a fear of it, like driving

3366
02:52:35,720 --> 02:52:39,600
Speaker 4: through them. M And then yeah, you are. You are

3367
02:52:39,760 --> 02:52:46,600
Speaker 4: an interesting person, right, you cry in tunnel? Rob, We're

3368
02:52:46,600 --> 02:52:49,400
Speaker 4: gonna go on a road trip with her. She cries

3369
02:52:49,680 --> 02:52:50,440
Speaker 4: during tunnels?

3370
02:52:50,959 --> 02:52:53,120
Speaker 10: Are they are there any tunnels on the way to

3371
02:52:53,240 --> 02:52:54,840
Speaker 10: the Raccoon Festival?

3372
02:52:55,000 --> 02:52:57,359
Speaker 2: Rob in Danville, Ohio?

3373
02:52:59,400 --> 02:52:59,879
Speaker 4: Horrible?

3374
02:53:00,000 --> 02:53:02,600
Speaker 10: I mean when you're going through like Pennsylvania and New

3375
02:53:02,720 --> 02:53:05,800
Speaker 10: York State and you know there are.

3376
02:53:05,800 --> 02:53:10,560
Speaker 4: Tunnels, Yeah, it's the mountain tunnels. Yeah, Because I'm like

3377
02:53:10,680 --> 02:53:13,440
Speaker 4: how how did they do this? And like the New

3378
02:53:13,520 --> 02:53:15,960
Speaker 4: York tunnels, after you pay the toll and you go through,

3379
02:53:17,280 --> 02:53:19,720
Speaker 4: I'm like panicking, I'm shaking. I can't do it.

3380
02:53:20,160 --> 02:53:22,560
Speaker 10: I start crying. I mean, what do you think is

3381
02:53:22,640 --> 02:53:24,720
Speaker 10: going to happen? I mean, it's a structure that is

3382
02:53:24,800 --> 02:53:26,080
Speaker 10: open at both ends.

3383
02:53:27,040 --> 02:53:29,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but you can't see the end till

3384
02:53:29,400 --> 02:53:31,640
Speaker 4: you're there, and then you're in the dark. But I

3385
02:53:31,720 --> 02:53:34,400
Speaker 4: mean there's like two lights, but you've driven at night.

3386
02:53:35,400 --> 02:53:38,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but that's out in the open, not under

3387
02:53:38,080 --> 02:53:39,640
Speaker 4: a tunnel. You got under a mountain.

3388
02:53:39,720 --> 02:53:42,240
Speaker 10: You're in the You're right, conceivably if you watch those

3389
02:53:42,280 --> 02:53:44,360
Speaker 10: old stallone movies, that mountain could crumble.

3390
02:53:45,120 --> 02:53:47,480
Speaker 4: But yeah, the car wash was basically the same thing.

3391
02:53:47,720 --> 02:53:49,560
Speaker 4: And then I was like, except with the car wash

3392
02:53:49,640 --> 02:53:53,160
Speaker 4: you can literally see the exit, not when there's soap

3393
02:53:53,240 --> 02:53:56,080
Speaker 4: on your car and there's big brushes like running all

3394
02:53:56,120 --> 02:53:56,680
Speaker 4: over the car.

3395
02:53:56,879 --> 02:53:59,720
Speaker 2: And they're like, so, then you're you're just you're just

3396
02:54:00,120 --> 02:54:02,360
Speaker 2: generally claustrophobic. I don't think so.

3397
02:54:02,640 --> 02:54:06,640
Speaker 10: I'm not scared of elevators. I would think you'd be

3398
02:54:06,680 --> 02:54:10,160
Speaker 10: more scared of an elevator than a car wash. An elevator,

3399
02:54:10,200 --> 02:54:15,080
Speaker 10: you can't see anything. I'm fine with elevators. Rob your thoughts.

3400
02:54:15,200 --> 02:54:18,959
Speaker 2: I got nothing. Honestly, I'm just gonna I'm just taking

3401
02:54:19,040 --> 02:54:22,720
Speaker 2: it all in. And he's mildly processing the information of

3402
02:54:22,800 --> 02:54:23,960
Speaker 2: the car wash.

3403
02:54:24,000 --> 02:54:25,640
Speaker 4: I was really like, I'm like, oh my god, I

3404
02:54:25,680 --> 02:54:27,160
Speaker 4: gave myself an anxiety attack.

3405
02:54:27,280 --> 02:54:28,000
Speaker 2: That was horrible.

3406
02:54:29,400 --> 02:54:31,880
Speaker 10: And then your dad was your dad was unaware of

3407
02:54:32,000 --> 02:54:34,880
Speaker 10: this or he just said, hey, get over it.

3408
02:54:35,040 --> 02:54:37,000
Speaker 2: You're a grown woman with a kid, go get my

3409
02:54:37,120 --> 02:54:37,760
Speaker 2: car washed.

3410
02:54:38,040 --> 02:54:38,760
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't know.

3411
02:54:38,800 --> 02:54:42,440
Speaker 10: I was scared of car washes. You've never ever gone

3412
02:54:42,480 --> 02:54:44,920
Speaker 10: through a car wash when I was really little? Yes,

3413
02:54:45,160 --> 02:54:49,080
Speaker 10: but no, as a human, adult driving person for many years,

3414
02:54:49,080 --> 02:54:50,840
Speaker 10: I've never gotten any of my car washing. You've been

3415
02:54:50,920 --> 02:54:53,520
Speaker 10: driving for ten years now, yeah, yeah, and you've never

3416
02:54:53,720 --> 02:54:54,400
Speaker 10: washed a vehicle?

3417
02:54:55,120 --> 02:54:57,840
Speaker 4: Uh, Like, I hand washed my car before, but you've

3418
02:54:57,920 --> 02:55:03,280
Speaker 4: never driven through a car wash? No, hmm, I didn't

3419
02:55:03,320 --> 02:55:04,040
Speaker 4: think it was needed.

3420
02:55:05,320 --> 02:55:07,200
Speaker 2: But if it rains outside, is that kind of that?

3421
02:55:07,320 --> 02:55:09,720
Speaker 2: But you've hand washed your car? Yeah? You mean you

3422
02:55:09,760 --> 02:55:11,320
Speaker 2: didn't think it was need to go through an automated

3423
02:55:11,360 --> 02:55:11,760
Speaker 2: car wash?

3424
02:55:11,879 --> 02:55:12,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

3425
02:55:12,160 --> 02:55:12,200
Speaker 7: No?

3426
02:55:13,480 --> 02:55:15,160
Speaker 2: How many times have you hand washed your car?

3427
02:55:15,640 --> 02:55:15,680
Speaker 7: On?

3428
02:55:16,400 --> 02:55:16,840
Speaker 2: One time?

3429
02:55:16,959 --> 02:55:17,119
Speaker 5: Oh?

3430
02:55:17,280 --> 02:55:19,000
Speaker 4: And I let the little kids do it.

3431
02:55:19,600 --> 02:55:21,920
Speaker 10: Were you wearing a bikini in the driveway and blasting

3432
02:55:22,000 --> 02:55:23,000
Speaker 10: Van Halen while.

3433
02:55:22,840 --> 02:55:23,320
Speaker 2: You were doing it?

3434
02:55:23,480 --> 02:55:25,720
Speaker 10: Or definitely not Van Hallen. Okay, who were you trying

3435
02:55:25,760 --> 02:55:27,720
Speaker 10: to buck cherry? Were you trying to raise money for

3436
02:55:27,800 --> 02:55:28,920
Speaker 10: the Kawanas or something?

3437
02:55:28,959 --> 02:55:29,080
Speaker 6: Oh?

3438
02:55:29,160 --> 02:55:32,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, we raised a whole three bucks. So you'd never

3439
02:55:33,120 --> 02:55:35,880
Speaker 10: be able to go, like through one of those tunnels

3440
02:55:35,920 --> 02:55:37,280
Speaker 10: that goes underwater, like.

3441
02:55:37,320 --> 02:55:39,840
Speaker 2: Those all of Boston. Well, I was gonna say, or

3442
02:55:40,000 --> 02:55:42,240
Speaker 2: New York. You know it goes into the East River. Okay.

3443
02:55:44,080 --> 02:55:46,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like water on my face either. I

3444
02:55:46,400 --> 02:55:47,160
Speaker 4: don't like swimming.

3445
02:55:48,240 --> 02:55:49,800
Speaker 10: I mean I'm not a huge swimmer, just because I

3446
02:55:49,800 --> 02:55:51,600
Speaker 10: don't f with natural bodies of water. But like a

3447
02:55:51,680 --> 02:55:53,920
Speaker 10: pool or something, that's fine. So and you're not gonna

3448
02:55:53,920 --> 02:55:54,280
Speaker 10: get water.

3449
02:55:55,680 --> 02:55:58,880
Speaker 3: What if it cracks open, you take everyone is dead

3450
02:55:59,000 --> 02:56:01,480
Speaker 3: and Boston in the city just fell into the water.

3451
02:56:02,520 --> 02:56:05,720
Speaker 10: But you take showers. Yeah, all these people are texting me.

3452
02:56:05,840 --> 02:56:07,600
Speaker 10: Jess is melting my brain.

3453
02:56:08,160 --> 02:56:08,680
Speaker 2: That's why.

3454
02:56:10,200 --> 02:56:13,560
Speaker 10: It's hard to engage with it. It's hard to follow.

3455
02:56:13,720 --> 02:56:17,640
Speaker 10: But I am taking this ride with her. Yeah, I

3456
02:56:17,760 --> 02:56:20,480
Speaker 10: like some days, I won't today I will. So you

3457
02:56:20,520 --> 02:56:23,240
Speaker 10: don't like water in your face, So you're not somebody.

3458
02:56:23,400 --> 02:56:24,440
Speaker 10: A lot of women, a lot of men.

3459
02:56:24,520 --> 02:56:24,880
Speaker 6: I do it.

3460
02:56:25,280 --> 02:56:26,320
Speaker 2: Wash your face every night?

3461
02:56:26,440 --> 02:56:29,160
Speaker 4: No, I wash my face, but like the shower water

3462
02:56:29,320 --> 02:56:34,400
Speaker 4: touching my face, I can't do it. Why am I

3463
02:56:34,480 --> 02:56:37,240
Speaker 4: getting my hands? I put the water in it and

3464
02:56:37,320 --> 02:56:38,360
Speaker 4: then I put on my face.

3465
02:56:39,240 --> 02:56:41,520
Speaker 2: Understood. But when you're in the shower washing your hair,

3466
02:56:41,640 --> 02:56:44,280
Speaker 2: that's because your back is to the shower head. Yes, okay.

3467
02:56:44,840 --> 02:56:47,560
Speaker 2: If the water comes down your face, that freaks you out.

3468
02:56:47,600 --> 02:56:48,039
Speaker 4: You don't like.

3469
02:56:48,080 --> 02:56:50,560
Speaker 2: Grossed out, And I'm like you grossed out?

3470
02:56:50,760 --> 02:56:53,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, I just I'm like, how is that different than

3471
02:56:53,120 --> 02:56:55,560
Speaker 10: putting it in your hands and splashing your face?

3472
02:56:55,800 --> 02:56:59,520
Speaker 4: It's a controlled understood, Okay, is it?

3473
02:56:59,640 --> 02:57:01,200
Speaker 2: Alan? Well, here's what this understood.

3474
02:57:01,280 --> 02:57:03,360
Speaker 10: Here's what I'm saying, no matter how weird, listen, I

3475
02:57:03,440 --> 02:57:05,840
Speaker 10: got my peccadillos and proclivities too.

3476
02:57:05,920 --> 02:57:07,800
Speaker 2: In other words, to start with peak, I'm.

3477
02:57:07,680 --> 02:57:10,560
Speaker 10: Just saying that if you dig enough, you can usually

3478
02:57:10,720 --> 02:57:15,440
Speaker 10: get to something that makes some kind of sense. And

3479
02:57:15,560 --> 02:57:18,600
Speaker 10: if she goes it's a control thing. Okay, I understand that,

3480
02:57:19,080 --> 02:57:23,200
Speaker 10: not to that degree. So you even in the shower,

3481
02:57:23,320 --> 02:57:25,520
Speaker 10: You're like, I have to be in control of this situation.

3482
02:57:25,760 --> 02:57:25,960
Speaker 4: Yep.

3483
02:57:26,200 --> 02:57:32,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, breach in Northfield, Alan. I'm with Rob.

3484
02:57:32,320 --> 02:57:35,360
Speaker 10: I'm screaming at the top of my lungs driving home listening.

3485
02:57:37,480 --> 02:57:40,040
Speaker 10: I kept just is enraging people.

3486
02:57:40,200 --> 02:57:42,080
Speaker 3: I kept wanting to ask questions, and I just I

3487
02:57:42,160 --> 02:57:44,200
Speaker 3: found myself stopping and I'm like, you know what, No,

3488
02:57:44,480 --> 02:57:46,200
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't want to ask.

3489
02:57:46,480 --> 02:57:47,520
Speaker 2: I'll do it for both of us.

3490
02:57:47,560 --> 02:57:51,160
Speaker 4: I don't think it's that weird. Oh, it's absolutely weird, Jess.

3491
02:57:51,320 --> 02:57:53,480
Speaker 4: The tunnels are the shower. You can't all of it,

3492
02:57:54,240 --> 02:57:56,480
Speaker 4: and that we got to shower from being in a

3493
02:57:56,560 --> 02:57:59,880
Speaker 4: tunnel is even weirder. I don't like water on my face.

3494
02:58:01,879 --> 02:58:05,560
Speaker 10: I mean, what weird is okay, but you cannot fall

3495
02:58:05,640 --> 02:58:07,920
Speaker 10: onto I don't think it's so weird. I guarantee you've

3496
02:58:07,920 --> 02:58:11,280
Speaker 10: never met another single person who has these opinions on things.

3497
02:58:12,120 --> 02:58:14,680
Speaker 4: I don't like to shower because I'll get water on

3498
02:58:14,800 --> 02:58:17,200
Speaker 4: my face. I love taking a shower, just water in

3499
02:58:17,240 --> 02:58:20,120
Speaker 4: my face with your back to the nozzle. Yes, yeah,

3500
02:58:21,320 --> 02:58:23,960
Speaker 4: Courtney out in Diamond. I'm thirty five. I've never driven

3501
02:58:24,040 --> 02:58:24,840
Speaker 4: through a car wash.

3502
02:58:26,120 --> 02:58:28,959
Speaker 10: I also have the same fears as Jess, but I'm

3503
02:58:29,000 --> 02:58:30,280
Speaker 10: afraid of elevators too.

3504
02:58:30,560 --> 02:58:33,680
Speaker 2: I hate them. Bob in Brunswick.

3505
02:58:34,440 --> 02:58:37,120
Speaker 10: Jess is a national treasure and must be protected at

3506
02:58:37,160 --> 02:58:39,840
Speaker 10: all costs. I could listen to this all day. Well,

3507
02:58:39,840 --> 02:58:42,320
Speaker 10: hopefully it doesn't come to that, Bob, but you do

3508
02:58:42,560 --> 02:58:44,040
Speaker 10: have your supporters, Jess.

3509
02:58:44,920 --> 02:58:46,160
Speaker 4: That makes me feel so.

3510
02:58:47,879 --> 02:58:48,199
Speaker 2: Happy.

3511
02:58:48,520 --> 02:58:52,680
Speaker 10: Alan, Jess must be really hot, because how else is

3512
02:58:52,760 --> 02:58:55,040
Speaker 10: she making it in this world? I mean, you can

3513
02:58:55,080 --> 02:58:57,720
Speaker 10: see Jess in the live stream. She's lovely there she

3514
02:58:57,920 --> 02:59:03,840
Speaker 10: is with a dry my face, not a drip of

3515
02:59:03,920 --> 02:59:06,080
Speaker 10: water nearer. But you are short.

3516
02:59:06,959 --> 02:59:08,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm only right.

3517
02:59:08,480 --> 02:59:12,840
Speaker 10: So in the shower you really have to make sure

3518
02:59:13,120 --> 02:59:16,160
Speaker 10: there's no water on your face. Yeah, yeah, if you

3519
02:59:16,320 --> 02:59:18,480
Speaker 10: just get it, you're not. Usually most people when they're

3520
02:59:18,480 --> 02:59:20,640
Speaker 10: in the shower they're kind of relaxed. This sounds like

3521
02:59:20,760 --> 02:59:23,480
Speaker 10: you'd be more tense because you're trying to make sure

3522
02:59:23,640 --> 02:59:24,640
Speaker 10: you don't get water.

3523
02:59:24,560 --> 02:59:25,039
Speaker 2: On your face.

3524
02:59:25,120 --> 02:59:27,200
Speaker 4: I used to have like a waterfall shower where it

3525
02:59:27,240 --> 02:59:29,119
Speaker 4: would like come down. I could never use that straight

3526
02:59:29,200 --> 02:59:31,760
Speaker 4: down then Yeah, no, I never could use it because

3527
02:59:31,800 --> 02:59:34,040
Speaker 4: I tried it and then I'm like, i feel like

3528
02:59:34,040 --> 02:59:34,600
Speaker 4: I'm drowning.

3529
02:59:35,080 --> 02:59:37,440
Speaker 10: So you don't like when water is just coming on

3530
02:59:37,640 --> 02:59:40,680
Speaker 10: your head down your face, Yes, Oh that's a great feeling.

3531
02:59:41,160 --> 02:59:43,440
Speaker 2: I love that if you were just stand there with

3532
02:59:43,520 --> 02:59:45,879
Speaker 2: your head down, and what if you're in a rain?

3533
02:59:46,000 --> 02:59:46,959
Speaker 2: What if it starts to rain?

3534
02:59:47,040 --> 02:59:47,400
Speaker 4: What do you do?

3535
02:59:48,840 --> 02:59:51,520
Speaker 2: What if you hear the song after the Rain by Nelson?

3536
02:59:51,760 --> 02:59:52,600
Speaker 2: I love that song.

3537
02:59:54,080 --> 02:59:55,000
Speaker 4: That one's a bop.

3538
02:59:55,600 --> 02:59:58,040
Speaker 2: It is you guys probably don't do that. You do

3539
02:59:58,160 --> 03:00:01,040
Speaker 2: that in sushi roll? No, okay, No, it's just a

3540
03:00:01,080 --> 03:00:01,680
Speaker 2: pleasure song.

3541
03:00:03,720 --> 03:00:03,920
Speaker 1: Rob.

3542
03:00:04,040 --> 03:00:06,840
Speaker 2: There's a lot to unpack there. Rob's not gonnapack it.

3543
03:00:07,360 --> 03:00:10,000
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna forget about that. I've already kind of

3544
03:00:10,040 --> 03:00:12,640
Speaker 3: forgotten about most of it. That's why I haven't been

3545
03:00:12,680 --> 03:00:15,080
Speaker 3: on camera. I like, I I've had to figure out

3546
03:00:15,080 --> 03:00:18,000
Speaker 3: how to like put my fingers into my eyelids to

3547
03:00:18,120 --> 03:00:19,920
Speaker 3: keep them from rolling all the way back so I

3548
03:00:19,959 --> 03:00:20,880
Speaker 3: could see my own ass.

3549
03:00:21,040 --> 03:00:26,360
Speaker 10: You were doing like a clockwork orange situation. Yeah I

3550
03:00:26,560 --> 03:00:29,680
Speaker 10: don't Yeah, yeah, I don't think any of this is weird.

3551
03:00:29,840 --> 03:00:33,400
Speaker 10: You can't say that, you can't undeniably weird. That's why,

3552
03:00:34,200 --> 03:00:37,200
Speaker 10: or that's why I'm really digging it's undeniably weird.

3553
03:00:38,000 --> 03:00:41,080
Speaker 3: But again, I still, for me, the part that blows

3554
03:00:41,120 --> 03:00:44,279
Speaker 3: me away the most is how we got to petrified

3555
03:00:44,320 --> 03:00:48,640
Speaker 3: of tunnels from the car wash and not liking water

3556
03:00:48,760 --> 03:00:50,720
Speaker 3: in your face when you're in a tunnel. That's that's

3557
03:00:51,000 --> 03:00:53,359
Speaker 3: that that took me box and cigarettes.

3558
03:00:53,600 --> 03:00:54,200
Speaker 4: No it didn't.

3559
03:00:54,840 --> 03:01:00,440
Speaker 3: You got there right from I don't like tunnels because

3560
03:01:00,440 --> 03:01:03,040
Speaker 3: I don't like water in my face. That's that's how

3561
03:01:03,120 --> 03:01:03,560
Speaker 3: we got there.

3562
03:01:03,640 --> 03:01:03,879
Speaker 1: Jess.

3563
03:01:03,959 --> 03:01:06,720
Speaker 4: You were talking about an underwater tunnel in Boston.

3564
03:01:07,160 --> 03:01:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you said I don't like water face. Yeah,

3565
03:01:12,680 --> 03:01:14,600
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't see. I can't do it. I

3566
03:01:14,640 --> 03:01:16,160
Speaker 2: can't do it. I just can't do it.

3567
03:01:16,920 --> 03:01:20,840
Speaker 10: Well, Listen, it is undeniably weird, because I guarantee you've

3568
03:01:20,920 --> 03:01:23,360
Speaker 10: never had another. I mean, yeah, you got some people

3569
03:01:23,400 --> 03:01:26,039
Speaker 10: texting going, oh, I don't like any car washes either.

3570
03:01:27,560 --> 03:01:29,840
Speaker 10: That's you know, she's worried the tunnel is going to

3571
03:01:29,920 --> 03:01:34,040
Speaker 10: collapse or the mountain concaves in on you.

3572
03:01:35,160 --> 03:01:36,760
Speaker 2: Right right, exactly right.

3573
03:01:37,040 --> 03:01:40,360
Speaker 10: Yes, topography that has been there for thousands of years

3574
03:01:40,640 --> 03:01:42,920
Speaker 10: is something. Hey, listen, doesn't collapse until it does.

3575
03:01:43,080 --> 03:01:43,280
Speaker 7: Rob.

3576
03:01:43,440 --> 03:01:45,320
Speaker 4: That's your point, and now I must leave you.

3577
03:01:45,480 --> 03:01:47,440
Speaker 24: Is the Brady bunch is on, and I find four

3578
03:01:47,480 --> 03:01:49,160
Speaker 24: of those children incredibly arousing.

3579
03:01:51,280 --> 03:01:51,800
Speaker 2: Get at it.

3580
03:01:52,920 --> 03:01:58,520
Speaker 12: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3581
03:02:00,200 --> 03:02:05,320
Speaker 12: careful of what you do, Big Brother is watching you.

3582
03:02:06,720 --> 03:02:12,440
Speaker 12: The circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet.

3583
03:02:13,680 --> 03:02:18,280
Speaker 12: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

3584
03:02:18,480 --> 03:02:25,520
Speaker 12: watching you. And a w all narratis Remember obedience paid.

3585
03:02:26,480 --> 03:02:31,560
Speaker 12: And when you watch that davy screens, remember it works

3586
03:02:31,720 --> 03:02:39,040
Speaker 12: both ways. You disappear in a wink. Unless you can

3587
03:02:39,320 --> 03:02:45,880
Speaker 12: double think, you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is

3588
03:02:46,120 --> 03:02:46,920
Speaker 12: watching you.