WEBVTT - HR. 2 – OnlyBalls.com 0:00:00.030 --> 0:00:01.450 Learn more at iHeartRadio.com. 0:00:31.770 --> 0:00:35.040 Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:39.500 just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. And 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:42.400 I need all of you to stop what you're doing 0:00:42.740 --> 0:00:43.300 and listen. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:44.920 All right, quick correction. 0:00:44.950 --> 0:00:46.069 All right. 0:00:47.070 --> 0:00:49.630 So I Googled, you know, like, what's that ball from 0:00:49.670 --> 0:00:52.350 Kingpin worth? And there were multiple articles saying in 2024 0:00:52.350 --> 0:00:53.129 it was $ 37, 000. 0:00:52.690 --> 0:00:53.000 That's a lot. 0:00:58.310 --> 0:01:02.850 Well, a quick second AI search. Because I was like, hey, 0:01:02.870 --> 0:01:05.650 is this thing ever going up for auction again? Well, 0:01:06.270 --> 0:01:10.350 then it told me. When those articles were posted, that 0:01:10.390 --> 0:01:13.250 was the current bid. That's not what it sold for. 0:01:13.660 --> 0:01:17.700 What do you think the bowling ball from Kingpin with 0:01:17.740 --> 0:01:19.660 the rose in it sold for at auction in 2024? 0:01:19.660 --> 0:01:20.520 With the rose in. 0:01:22.020 --> 0:01:22.200 It? 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:22.539 No. 0:01:22.860 --> 0:01:27.770 No. We don't make fun of him anymore. Arrivederci. Making 0:01:27.790 --> 0:01:28.390 fun of Rosie. 0:01:32.230 --> 0:01:34.289 I just, I didn't have a leg to stand on here. 0:01:34.310 --> 0:01:35.290 What would you think here? 0:01:35.490 --> 0:01:37.150 So what was the one that she said? 0:01:37.170 --> 0:01:39.290 The current bid was $ 37, 000 when there were a couple 0:01:39.310 --> 0:01:42.020 of articles going, hey, this is up for auction. I 0:01:42.030 --> 0:01:44.360 thought it was the final bid. It was not the 0:01:44.380 --> 0:01:44.900 final bid. 0:01:46.660 --> 0:01:48.700 I bet it got up to $ 69, 420, Corey. Not a 0:01:48.700 --> 0:01:49.059 bad guess. 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:49.220 Sauce? 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:49.380 Uh.... 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:57.280 Dude. Let me say it like this. 0:01:57.460 --> 0:01:59.280 You know, during the break, I'm like, man, if it's 37K, 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.920 if this thing ever comes up for auction again, maybe 0:02:02.940 --> 0:02:04.540 I should just buy it. It'd be a good bit. 0:02:05.140 --> 0:02:06.660 I'd get my money back at some point if I 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.210 sold it on the road. Maybe I'll just do this. 0:02:09.590 --> 0:02:11.150 This number is a no. 0:02:11.150 --> 0:02:14.430 $ 100, 000. No, it's got to be more than that. 0:02:14.430 --> 0:02:14.530 $ 1. 0:02:14.430 --> 0:02:16.610 2 million. $ 350, 000 for the bowling ball campaign. 0:02:16.630 --> 0:02:17.110 You can buy it. 0:02:25.510 --> 0:02:30.310 350k my god that's all right so let's go back 0:02:30.330 --> 0:02:32.600 to what we said last segment if you paid 350 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:36.410 000 for it not 37k would you still take it 0:02:36.450 --> 0:02:39.410 to your weekly bowling league yes would you really. 0:02:39.210 --> 0:02:41.950 It's the only you can't damage it it's not like 0:02:41.970 --> 0:02:44.710 a guitar like you couldn't buy uh you know the 0:02:44.730 --> 0:02:49.590 guitar that he played in uh uh Starsborne and play 0:02:49.630 --> 0:02:51.430 it because you would damage it by playing it. 0:02:51.490 --> 0:02:55.769 Would the ball, though, get scuffs and scrapes and scratches? 0:02:55.810 --> 0:02:59.350 Would that still be the same value five or ten 0:02:59.389 --> 0:03:02.940 years later? If you're a kingpin diehard and you're like, 0:03:02.970 --> 0:03:03.579 I still want it? 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:05.620 If you rolled with it, it's probably already got scratches 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:06.140 on it now. 0:03:06.419 --> 0:03:11.920 Maybe. Could you charge people? Oh, yeah. Only balls. Yeah, onlyballs.com. 0:03:15.260 --> 0:03:15.600 Nice. 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:19.160 Well, you'll have to buy that from me. What? 0:03:19.180 --> 0:03:20.799 He's got the domain. $ 350, 000. 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:22.620 That's a lot. 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:24.980 What if they throw in some cheese curds? 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:26.680 Oh, my God. 0:03:26.700 --> 0:03:29.280 Did you buy that? 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:32.100 I paid $ 37, 000 for cheese curds, but I will tonight, willingly. 0:03:33.370 --> 0:03:34.910 What really matters, though, is that we do news. 0:03:35.130 --> 0:03:36.830 You got that right, buddy, because let me tell you, 0:03:37.350 --> 0:03:38.250 the Saints are all in them. 0:03:40.150 --> 0:03:45.140 This is KFAN News with Chris Hockey, presented by the St. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:46.580 Paul Saints. That's right. 0:03:46.620 --> 0:03:51.080 Go to saintsbaseball.com to get your tickets for every game. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.880 Speaking of that, they're back. Coming up here on the 0:03:56.240 --> 0:04:00.630 8th of September at CHS Field. And don't forget the 0:04:00.730 --> 0:04:04.310 Sesame Street ticket package coming up September 13th. And so 0:04:04.330 --> 0:04:06.590 many more different reasons to go on down to CHS Field. 0:04:07.090 --> 0:04:09.770 Saintsbaseball.com. Thank you, Saints Baseball. 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:12.970 Sauce, did you not learn from the Sesame Street characters 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:13.280 at all? 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:18.650 I learned a lot, yeah. Such as? The Cookie Monster guy. 0:04:18.990 --> 0:04:19.270 Right. 0:04:20.150 --> 0:04:25.489 You learn how to count to five. From who? The count. 0:04:28.330 --> 0:04:32.470 I learned a valuable lesson from Bert and Ernie. 0:04:32.610 --> 0:04:33.050 Which was? 0:04:33.070 --> 0:04:36.150 It's okay to live with your male buddy. 0:04:37.870 --> 0:04:40.110 That's what they were doing. They were great. I loved them. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:41.640 Bert and Ernie are awesome. 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.950 There's one in the book. My son has this book 0:04:45.029 --> 0:04:48.610 full of Sesame Street characters. There's like two of them. 0:04:48.670 --> 0:04:51.120 I don't know who they are. And they're in the 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:54.100 book a lot. It's one that kind of looks like 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:55.020 Cookie Monster. 0:04:55.140 --> 0:04:55.760 What are their names? 0:04:56.020 --> 0:04:56.480 I don't know. 0:04:57.110 --> 0:04:58.229 How many times have you read this book? 0:04:58.290 --> 0:05:00.070 I think it's Bart and Lisa. He's got the wrong book. 0:05:00.130 --> 0:05:02.570 I point out the pictures. We look at the pictures. 0:05:02.610 --> 0:05:04.170 So you're skipping the words. We didn't read. 0:05:04.270 --> 0:05:06.430 No, we're just pointing out the pictures. He loves Elmo, 0:05:06.470 --> 0:05:08.620 but he calls Elmo mama. Why don't you read to him? 0:05:08.690 --> 0:05:11.560 You know, that's part of the process is him hearing 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:12.080 the words. 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:14.760 Read it, baby. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:17.380 He doesn't know what the hell is going on either. 0:05:17.420 --> 0:05:18.480 He calls Elmo mama. 0:05:18.500 --> 0:05:18.880 You said? 0:05:19.100 --> 0:05:22.940 Yeah, yeah. There's a few pages in the book where 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:26.909 Elmo is dressed as a woman. That's right. What book 0:05:26.930 --> 0:05:29.630 are you reading? It's an Elmo Sesame Street. 0:05:29.710 --> 0:05:32.070 It's like an old, it's like a book from like the, 0:05:32.490 --> 0:05:33.089 I think it was like 82. 0:05:33.070 --> 0:05:35.130 Oh, yeah. 0:05:35.150 --> 0:05:38.900 It was right after Tootsie. Everybody was cross-dressing. All your 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:39.300 hands up. 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:39.780 Tootsie. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:41.740 I thought you were going to ask if you would 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:42.979 bang a female Elmo. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:46.659 No, Tootsie would not. 0:05:46.700 --> 0:05:49.359 Was Elmo even around in 82? What year did Elmo start? 0:05:50.060 --> 0:05:53.440 Because he was a later edition. 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:53.560 1980. 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:53.810 80, okay. 0:05:53.820 --> 0:05:55.990 Season 11. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:00.690 It's an old school book. And it's like he's, you know, 0:06:00.770 --> 0:06:02.529 but he loves it. He likes just going through and 0:06:02.589 --> 0:06:03.270 pointing at the picture. 0:06:03.290 --> 0:06:05.250 Well, that's what dad does. He ain't got time to read. 0:06:05.270 --> 0:06:08.130 Dad's skipping the words too. Yeah, I read to him. 0:06:08.650 --> 0:06:10.950 What do you read to him? Tolstoy? He loves that 0:06:11.150 --> 0:06:11.590 one book. 0:06:12.470 --> 0:06:12.930 Tolhouse? 0:06:13.070 --> 0:06:14.060 Love Me Forever. 0:06:14.420 --> 0:06:14.680 Oh. 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:17.679 And some cookies that hit the spot. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:18.560 Okay. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:24.080 But yeah, he loves, like, I'll Love You Forever. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:26.979 And it's the picture of, like, the kid making the 0:06:27.020 --> 0:06:28.570 mess on the cover, and then by the end of it, 0:06:28.580 --> 0:06:30.560 the kid's taking care of the mom. I can't read 0:06:30.580 --> 0:06:32.779 it because I cry every time, but he loves that. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:33.880 Just point out the pictures. 0:06:33.900 --> 0:06:35.200 You cry because you can't read. 0:06:35.250 --> 0:06:35.520 Yeah. 0:06:36.310 --> 0:06:36.950 I'm sorry, son. 0:06:36.970 --> 0:06:40.330 We're going to have to wait for mom. Grandpa is 0:06:40.390 --> 0:06:41.310 over at Hawk's again. 0:06:41.330 --> 0:06:43.930 He's cross-eyed now. 0:06:44.270 --> 0:06:48.050 A little hard. A little hard. 0:06:48.070 --> 0:06:48.550 A little hard. 0:06:49.810 --> 0:06:52.360 Well, he also stares at the cat art like it's 0:06:52.420 --> 0:06:53.520 a magic eye poster. 0:06:53.540 --> 0:06:56.719 My dad's cross-eyed because you hammered him too hard? 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.000 You don't know where the line is, dude. You can't 0:06:59.020 --> 0:06:59.480 see that. 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:03.719 So now he's cross-eyed? Well, pray for him to be uncross-eyed. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.190 You don't get it. You are correct. I do not. 0:07:08.589 --> 0:07:10.989 I don't know how I'm employed. What happened? 0:07:11.030 --> 0:07:12.830 That was a hell of a journey we just went on. 0:07:13.050 --> 0:07:15.850 Well, I'm praying for your dad to not be cross-eyed anymore. 0:07:16.150 --> 0:07:16.750 Yeah. 0:07:16.970 --> 0:07:17.670 Currently, is it? 0:07:18.450 --> 0:07:19.070 No, so with you. 0:07:19.660 --> 0:07:19.880 Yep. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:22.380 Listen to this. This dude got struck by lightning. 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:27.360 This is the moment a bolt of lightning strikes a 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:30.860 man on New York's Staten Island. Caught on camera. You 0:07:30.900 --> 0:07:34.910 can see the flash of light. Then resident Thomas Fahmy drops. 0:07:34.570 --> 0:07:36.970 To the ground. Excuse me? 0:07:37.330 --> 0:07:38.090 What? 0:07:38.150 --> 0:07:41.170 Excuse me, everybody. Hey, guys. 0:07:41.330 --> 0:07:42.410 Start it over. 0:07:42.630 --> 0:07:43.490 She'll say it again in a minute. 0:07:43.510 --> 0:07:44.150 Wait a minute. 0:07:44.650 --> 0:07:45.290 It's his name. 0:07:45.430 --> 0:07:46.570 Thomas what? 0:07:47.170 --> 0:07:49.360 I wouldn't say it. It's his name. 0:07:49.380 --> 0:07:52.310 Signed, a resident's home. Can I come in, please? 0:07:52.490 --> 0:07:52.790 Sure. 0:07:52.890 --> 0:07:53.490 Yes, please. 0:07:53.530 --> 0:07:53.809 Come. 0:07:54.070 --> 0:07:54.330 Come. 0:07:54.580 --> 0:07:55.720 Oh, my God. 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:56.970 Oh, my God. 0:07:57.060 --> 0:07:57.500 I'm sorry. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:02.140 They say lightning doesn't strike twice. 0:08:02.460 --> 0:08:02.940 I hope not. 0:08:03.300 --> 0:08:03.660 I hope not. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:04.840 Today, fuck me. 0:08:04.900 --> 0:08:09.830 That's what he screamed when. 0:08:09.450 --> 0:08:11.270 He got struck by lightning. 0:08:11.290 --> 0:08:11.930 Come on. 0:08:12.350 --> 0:08:13.470 It's his name. 0:08:13.570 --> 0:08:14.470 Come on. 0:08:15.050 --> 0:08:17.050 We're getting trolled. This ain't real. 0:08:17.070 --> 0:08:17.810 No, this is an onion story. 0:08:17.890 --> 0:08:18.610 It's on NBC News. 0:08:21.550 --> 0:08:23.890 First thing I first saw was just a white flash. 0:08:24.250 --> 0:08:25.150 What did it feel like? 0:08:25.730 --> 0:08:27.970 I felt like my feet, I was walking on balloons. 0:08:28.130 --> 0:08:30.230 It was really, really in pain. 0:08:30.810 --> 0:08:32.690 Numbing, tingling feeling down there. 0:08:32.770 --> 0:08:34.970 It was a sensation I had never felt. 0:08:34.830 --> 0:08:35.390 Ever in my life. 0:08:35.710 --> 0:08:37.949 Fakhmi was treated for only minor injuries. 0:08:37.970 --> 0:08:41.330 She's doing it on purpose. She's doing it on purpose. 0:08:41.770 --> 0:08:43.809 Come on. That's not his name. 0:08:43.830 --> 0:08:46.870 The police hung up when they called because they were like, 0:08:46.910 --> 0:08:47.910 this is a prank call. 0:08:47.929 --> 0:08:48.890 Is this Howard Stern? 0:08:49.250 --> 0:08:52.210 He's doing a troll job, and they fell for it. 0:08:52.390 --> 0:08:53.240 There's no way. 0:08:53.140 --> 0:08:53.880 This is his time. 0:08:53.900 --> 0:08:57.339 Survival after other lightning strikes this summer ended in tragedy, 0:08:57.620 --> 0:09:00.820 with 13 fatalities recorded nationwide so far this year. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.040 How about that? 13 nationwide. 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:03.520 Jeez. 0:09:03.780 --> 0:09:04.660 Wow. 0:09:04.980 --> 0:09:05.839 Poor that guy. 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:06.610 Poor Thomas. 0:09:06.620 --> 0:09:08.450 I think I've seen that film before. 0:09:08.470 --> 0:09:14.410 When Deputy Fahmy comes to the door. 0:09:14.490 --> 0:09:14.870 Oh, yeah. 0:09:15.230 --> 0:09:20.900 And he doesn't have the pizza. Weird. No, because he's 0:09:20.940 --> 0:09:22.300 a police officer. 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:28.459 Oh, man. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.360 I'm not really here today. 0:09:30.380 --> 0:09:31.540 You said he was a police officer. 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:33.830 I'm not smart. I'm sorry. 0:09:34.330 --> 0:09:37.170 You would be smart if you read the words in 0:09:37.290 --> 0:09:37.850 the books. 0:09:38.170 --> 0:09:38.469 Yeah. 0:09:38.530 --> 0:09:40.350 We do read books. You're just pointing at the photo. 0:09:40.370 --> 0:09:42.070 And poor Louie wouldn't have to say that guy's name 0:09:42.130 --> 0:09:43.450 every time he messed up. 0:09:43.590 --> 0:09:44.370 Oh, oh. 0:09:44.870 --> 0:09:45.870 Speaking of that. 0:09:45.890 --> 0:09:48.130 Speaking of what? The F word. 0:09:48.429 --> 0:09:53.960 Go on. Which one? I have a short temper. Penis. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:58.770 And penis. Oh, no. A short temper. And penis. So 0:09:59.510 --> 0:09:59.890 my son. 0:10:01.090 --> 0:10:04.950 Louie, has in his room a diaper bag where we 0:10:04.990 --> 0:10:06.929 put the dirty diapers and you can close it off 0:10:06.970 --> 0:10:11.059 so it doesn't stank like, you know, Hawk's dad's favorite smell. 0:10:11.220 --> 0:10:12.040 All right. Poop. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.120 That's crap, man. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:15.740 Sorry, Dwight. 0:10:16.700 --> 0:10:21.339 And I take it out because I'm like, I'm not 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.730 making my wife do it. It's a disgusting job because 0:10:24.090 --> 0:10:25.329 half the time the bag's ripped. 0:10:25.429 --> 0:10:27.210 It reeks. It's awful. 0:10:27.790 --> 0:10:29.350 How long is this story going to take? 0:10:29.410 --> 0:10:31.170 By the way, we all know how poop smells. 0:10:31.210 --> 0:10:32.790 Yeah, we know how poop smells. We know what a 0:10:32.809 --> 0:10:36.370 diaper bag is. You're adding details that nobody cares about. 0:10:36.470 --> 0:10:37.630 Get to the point of the story. 0:10:39.620 --> 0:10:42.630 Sorry i'm telling you a story i'm sorry my words. 0:10:42.429 --> 0:10:44.350 Bother so hang on your son's room has like what 0:10:44.570 --> 0:10:46.210 four walls and there's a door to get in and 0:10:46.270 --> 0:10:48.809 out of it does the door swing yeah i don't 0:10:48.830 --> 0:10:52.829 know how do you get the light sound or is 0:10:52.890 --> 0:10:56.610 it just complete darkness there's a light switch oh unbelievable 0:10:56.630 --> 0:10:58.960 why didn't you mention that just hold on i'm. 0:10:58.860 --> 0:11:02.340 Sorry did you fix the light there No, Hero Home 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.410 Services came over and fixed the light for me. 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:04.860 He's dead. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:05.820 Did you show him your bugs? 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:06.600 No. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:08.040 On my leg? 0:11:08.059 --> 0:11:09.619 Anyway. 0:11:10.380 --> 0:11:12.920 So anyway, you're in your son's room, and what happened? 0:11:12.940 --> 0:11:14.079 The poop smelled bad. 0:11:14.100 --> 0:11:17.440 Man, that's crap. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:19.200 I'm leaving over. 0:11:20.580 --> 0:11:23.160 I'm trying to get this son of a bitch bag out, 0:11:23.300 --> 0:11:23.819 and I can't. 0:11:23.860 --> 0:11:25.780 I bet your jugs are just bad. 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.860 Why can't you get it out? They're scraping the floor. Um, 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:33.380 because it's, it's, it's in, it's tucked away in the corner. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.340 What are you doing? 0:11:36.830 --> 0:11:38.750 It's not just out in the open. Cause we, it's, 0:11:38.970 --> 0:11:40.710 it's kind of an eyesore cause it stinks. 0:11:41.250 --> 0:11:41.850 Sure. Why not? 0:11:42.910 --> 0:11:44.910 It's an eyesore because it's. 0:11:44.770 --> 0:11:48.550 Kind of a cool piece of equipment. Just hold on. 0:11:48.610 --> 0:11:50.550 I didn't want to go into this much detail. 0:11:50.620 --> 0:11:53.240 Even when Louie's not around, could you start reading Sesame 0:11:53.260 --> 0:11:56.809 street books? Left to right, top to bottom, page one 0:11:56.850 --> 0:11:57.370 to the end. 0:11:57.670 --> 0:11:58.510 Just practice. 0:11:58.530 --> 0:11:59.750 You're giving me an ear sore. 0:11:59.790 --> 0:12:00.530 My God. 0:12:01.170 --> 0:12:02.189 It's an eye. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:06.340 Sore because it stinks. Bizarre. Those are two different senses. 0:12:06.380 --> 0:12:07.400 You know what? Never mind. 0:12:08.420 --> 0:12:09.960 Oh, no, you're not going to. 0:12:10.820 --> 0:12:12.880 Don't rob us from this ending. 0:12:13.140 --> 0:12:17.170 Anyway, I couldn't get it out. I kept pulling on it. 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:20.380 It was kind of kitty wampus, and I finally got 0:12:20.420 --> 0:12:22.540 it out, and I pulled my head up, and I 0:12:22.700 --> 0:12:26.400 hit the top of, like, one of the things in 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:27.140 his room. 0:12:27.580 --> 0:12:28.740 One of the things in his room? 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:32.319 It's in the closet, and there's, like, shelves. I hit 0:12:32.500 --> 0:12:33.939 one of the shelves at the back of my head. 0:12:34.380 --> 0:12:34.760 It hurt. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:39.140 I loudly yelled the F word. Come on now. He 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:44.130 repeated it. Not a good move by me. So I 0:12:44.150 --> 0:12:45.870 got to stop saying the F word around the house. 0:12:46.470 --> 0:12:47.849 I don't want your life. 0:12:48.309 --> 0:12:51.290 I know, but I love my life and I'm glad 0:12:51.330 --> 0:12:54.800 I'm here because you guys are great. The story could 0:12:54.820 --> 0:12:56.660 have easily been, I said the F word and my 0:12:56.700 --> 0:12:57.770 son repeated it. 0:12:57.750 --> 0:12:59.330 100%. It could have been, yeah, I accidentally hit my 0:12:59.350 --> 0:13:01.450 head on a shelf, said the F word. He immediately 0:13:01.490 --> 0:13:04.349 repeated it. It felt terrible. But instead, you explained the 0:13:04.710 --> 0:13:08.790 concept of poop smelling bad, what a diaper bag is, 0:13:09.110 --> 0:13:11.329 what your son's room looks like, all of the chores 0:13:11.370 --> 0:13:12.910 your wife does and does not do. 0:13:12.929 --> 0:13:15.490 What a wild ride. 0:13:15.530 --> 0:13:17.290 You used the word kittywampus in there at one point? 0:13:17.309 --> 0:13:17.690 I did. 0:13:17.710 --> 0:13:19.189 I was impressed. 0:13:19.210 --> 0:13:20.820 Don't some people say cattywampus? 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:21.290 Sure. 0:13:22.309 --> 0:13:25.309 Which one is technically correct, or are they both interchangeable? 0:13:25.570 --> 0:13:25.990 No idea. 0:13:26.010 --> 0:13:26.670 I think it's kitty. 0:13:26.690 --> 0:13:28.270 I've always said kitty as well. 0:13:28.410 --> 0:13:32.370 Yeah, I think it's kitty. I wonder. 0:13:32.390 --> 0:13:37.700 Hmm. Come on now. 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:39.939 It's an eyesore because it smells bad. 0:13:39.980 --> 0:13:41.480 Kitty wampus. Yeah, it's kitty. 0:13:41.940 --> 0:13:43.300 Yeah. Okay. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:47.300 Crooked, askew, out of alignment, in total disarray. Smells like poop, 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:48.540 which doesn't smell good. 0:13:48.900 --> 0:13:49.679 Yeah, thank you. 0:13:49.700 --> 0:13:50.020 See? See? 0:13:50.650 --> 0:13:51.740 The world gets me. 0:13:51.780 --> 0:13:53.660 Basically, you can say cattywampus, too, apparently. 0:13:53.860 --> 0:13:54.239 Yes, yes. 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:55.960 I think I've heard it both ways. So I thought 0:13:56.020 --> 0:13:59.439 it was maybe interchangeable, but. Yeah, variant spelling. 0:13:59.559 --> 0:13:59.819 Okay. 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:04.290 I think there's cattywampus as well. No, that's just ridiculous. 0:14:05.550 --> 0:14:05.970 Red hogs. 0:14:05.990 --> 0:14:07.250 I don't know what you're saying. 0:14:07.850 --> 0:14:08.510 You hate me. 0:14:08.650 --> 0:14:09.290 I know. I love you. 0:14:09.770 --> 0:14:11.550 Man, that story was something. 0:14:11.570 --> 0:14:13.390 I mean, it wasn't a great story. 0:14:14.820 --> 0:14:17.780 There's a serial butt sniffer. In California. 0:14:18.179 --> 0:14:20.260 I know he's harmless, but it's a weird fetish. 0:14:20.420 --> 0:14:23.239 Crouching down like he normally would, and he'll just look 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.780 around and then just try to take the chance to 0:14:25.850 --> 0:14:27.150 sniff like any woman's butt. 0:14:27.330 --> 0:14:28.970 First time I caught him, I was like, what is 0:14:28.990 --> 0:14:31.310 this guy doing? He looks creepy. You want to sniff butt? 0:14:31.330 --> 0:14:32.630 You could do a sniff somewhere else. 0:14:34.090 --> 0:14:45.440 Amen, brother. What can you do? By the way, I'm 0:14:45.460 --> 0:14:46.030 going to say it. 0:14:46.460 --> 0:14:47.400 No, no. 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:54.470 He does look like our former quarterback. He does. 0:14:54.490 --> 0:14:56.790 Like Josh Dobbs, yeah. He does. Oh, yeah, yeah. 0:14:59.070 --> 0:15:01.470 What if it was? Who was it on Twitter that 0:15:01.490 --> 0:15:04.330 called him the astronaut, but with two S's? 0:15:04.450 --> 0:15:05.370 Oh, that's great. 0:15:06.310 --> 0:15:07.410 Wasn't that in the power trip? 0:15:07.670 --> 0:15:07.930 Maybe. 0:15:08.030 --> 0:15:10.150 I think it was Moss. It might have been. 0:15:10.210 --> 0:15:11.130 Khaleesi Crowder. 0:15:12.510 --> 0:15:16.090 Oh, Mother of Dragons. Yeah, Musk called him the astronaut. 0:15:17.030 --> 0:15:17.850 That's a good line. 0:15:18.130 --> 0:15:20.340 What do you think Musk is up to right now? 0:15:20.820 --> 0:15:21.220 About 5'10. 0:15:21.340 --> 0:15:25.780 Okay, that's the nicest answer I thought I would get. 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:30.430 Crowder was arrested at the Burbank Nordstrom Rack after reports 0:15:30.450 --> 0:15:34.150 of someone roaming the women's department and getting a good whiff. 0:15:38.420 --> 0:15:40.060 You'll be salivating when you see it. 0:15:40.220 --> 0:15:42.360 The next month he was arrested at the Walgreens. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:46.380 Uh, yeah. Wow, you have audio of this story, Hawk. 0:15:46.420 --> 0:15:47.390 You are on top of it. 0:15:47.390 --> 0:15:48.670 A little lowbrow there, brother. 0:15:49.290 --> 0:15:51.230 We're going to eat all of it. 0:15:52.790 --> 0:15:53.190 What? 0:15:53.610 --> 0:15:57.450 What? Are you excited to be there, Rose? Smoking hot. 0:15:57.790 --> 0:16:03.860 Oh. Woo! 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:05.580 That was the weirdest video of all time. 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:08.300 He's got a criminal history of serious offenses. 0:16:08.980 --> 0:16:09.280 Yeah. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:10.940 Oh, wait. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:12.980 I'm looking at him. Oh, we have video of him 0:16:13.020 --> 0:16:16.500 doing it. Oh, my God. He's kneeling down. God, this 0:16:16.580 --> 0:16:18.320 guy loves the smell of a hole. 0:16:18.380 --> 0:16:22.260 Bugs are sweet, but we don't need to randomly sniff 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:23.210 them in public. 0:16:23.230 --> 0:16:24.830 Nobody told him what they smelled like. 0:16:25.030 --> 0:16:28.570 This guy is just... Oh, my God. 0:16:28.610 --> 0:16:28.890 Yeah. 0:16:28.930 --> 0:16:29.590 That's a dude. 0:16:29.750 --> 0:16:30.390 Oh, my God. 0:16:31.850 --> 0:16:34.190 I guess it doesn't matter. He just loves sniffing butt. 0:16:34.330 --> 0:16:36.450 I know that, honey. Oh, Rose. 0:16:36.470 --> 0:16:42.530 That guy, he must have whiffed pretty loudly because that 0:16:42.550 --> 0:16:44.470 guy turned around and was laughing at. 0:16:46.010 --> 0:16:46.190 Him. 0:16:46.350 --> 0:16:47.070 Oh, Rosie. 0:16:47.450 --> 0:16:52.810 Oh, my God. Lordy, lordy, this guy's creepy. 0:16:53.380 --> 0:16:54.410 Yeah. Just a dog. 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:57.940 He's a dog at eight. 0:16:58.980 --> 0:17:02.740 Oh, that's such a good bit. Finish him on Friday night. Oh, my. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:03.660 Frosty. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.419 All you got to do is pass a little gas 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:07.770 and you can't take no more. 0:17:07.830 --> 0:17:08.530 I love the catch. 0:17:08.810 --> 0:17:13.910 He sniffed her butt. Lady, be glad somebody got down 0:17:13.950 --> 0:17:14.410 near there. 0:17:14.810 --> 0:17:16.129 You can't take your eyes off it. 0:17:16.130 --> 0:17:19.649 The audio of this is unbelievably good. 0:17:19.670 --> 0:17:21.390 The third person in the interview is like, I actually 0:17:21.410 --> 0:17:21.890 didn't mind. 0:17:22.250 --> 0:17:22.490 Yeah. 0:17:23.090 --> 0:17:25.929 Getting out of that hole and eventually going in to score. 0:17:26.490 --> 0:17:28.460 He said not to shower for a while and come 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:29.600 on back to Walgreens. 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:35.340 That sounds pretty good. He's probably related to you, Hawk. 0:17:35.619 --> 0:17:38.180 How dare you? We do look a lot alike. 0:17:41.300 --> 0:17:45.100 Oh, wait. She got close. 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:48.290 I wonder if his parents are still alive and their 0:17:48.330 --> 0:17:55.109 son is a serial butt sniffer. Not just a one-time guy. 0:17:55.130 --> 0:17:56.050 A serial. 0:17:57.300 --> 0:17:58.880 Butts never. Yeah, butts never. 0:17:59.980 --> 0:18:02.640 Has that phrase ever been used ever before this guy? 0:18:03.350 --> 0:18:04.740 You got your nose in my butt crack. 0:18:05.140 --> 0:18:05.330 Oh. 0:18:10.350 --> 0:18:11.149 Gross. 0:18:11.170 --> 0:18:14.530 Kyle Van Noy. You're a Viking. 0:18:14.609 --> 0:18:16.070 Yeah, well said. 0:18:16.090 --> 0:18:18.270 I think people thought you were just saying the guy's name. 0:18:18.290 --> 0:18:20.490 I think he's identifying people by their scent. 0:18:21.270 --> 0:18:23.590 Kyle! Let's also do sports after this. This is the 0:18:23.630 --> 0:18:29.560 Power Trip Morning Show on The Fan. Hey, it's Chris Hockey, 0:18:29.580 --> 0:18:31.160 the Power Trip Morning Show. It's a big old country 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:32.560 out there, and you want to see it. 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Well, you better be ready. It's tomorrow. 0:19:22.690 --> 0:19:23.350 It is tomorrow. 0:19:23.810 --> 0:19:25.350 Just 42 and a half point favorites. 0:19:25.369 --> 0:19:29.570 They're going to let me actually go to the game and. 0:19:28.410 --> 0:19:29.189 Talk on the radio. 0:19:29.210 --> 0:19:29.560 That's sweet. 0:19:29.600 --> 0:19:31.060 Remind me, do you guys get to talk about things 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:31.740 like the spread or. 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:32.540 Is that a no-no? 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:34.220 Are you not supposed to mention that it's 42 and 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:34.480 a half? 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:35.280 I mention it. 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:39.179 I use it just because it... Especially once you get 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:42.979 in a Big Ten play, it kind of sets an expectation. 0:19:43.020 --> 0:19:43.440 The fans. 0:19:44.430 --> 0:19:46.360 Sometimes you go, oh, you're playing Illinois, they're no good. 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:48.270 Well, no, they're good this year. It's their favorite game. 0:19:48.290 --> 0:19:50.750 We're not supposed to win. I use it as a 0:19:50.790 --> 0:19:53.230 relation to this is just where the game's supposed to go. 0:19:53.550 --> 0:19:56.270 Right. Never would bet. 0:19:56.290 --> 0:19:57.649 Of course not. No. 0:19:58.130 --> 0:20:01.150 Actually, we really can't. We're not supposed to. That makes sense. Yeah, 0:20:01.170 --> 0:20:01.790 that makes sense. 0:20:01.850 --> 0:20:03.470 Even at the casinos, you won't buy one. 0:20:03.510 --> 0:20:05.609 Two and a half. Corey, I did, though. 0:20:06.090 --> 0:20:09.350 I texted you a picture. Play initials in Lakeville. 0:20:09.950 --> 0:20:13.020 I like to. At one of the establishments there. How'd 0:20:13.060 --> 0:20:15.640 you do? We won the last round. Come on. Did 0:20:15.700 --> 0:20:17.760 you get a gift card? We got a gift card. 0:20:18.000 --> 0:20:18.560 Free beer. 0:20:18.580 --> 0:20:18.980 Look at you. 0:20:19.400 --> 0:20:21.800 How much of that was you? I got a few. 0:20:22.300 --> 0:20:22.880 I got a few. 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:23.830 Cool. 0:20:24.510 --> 0:20:24.720 Yeah. 0:20:24.740 --> 0:20:25.550 Well, looky here. 0:20:25.570 --> 0:20:27.989 That was fun. It's cool. Right on, man. We've done 0:20:28.020 --> 0:20:29.300 it a few times, and that was fun. 0:20:29.859 --> 0:20:32.780 So you must have found that location on initialsgamelive.com. 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:35.280 It could have been. My daughter said, let's go, and 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:38.310 we went. Love it. It was pretty cool. 0:20:38.369 --> 0:20:38.790 Good for you. 0:20:38.910 --> 0:20:39.470 We had a good time. 0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:44.420 You know, I get most of my information about Gopher 0:20:44.460 --> 0:20:47.179 College football from Tommy Olsen and the Fargo Flash. 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:51.119 Yeah. Very pessimistic outlook. Very objective. 0:20:51.609 --> 0:20:53.890 So in your opinion, are we going to win all 0:20:53.930 --> 0:20:55.409 the games and go national championship? 0:20:55.430 --> 0:20:57.770 We should be, as the Hoosiers did last year, we 0:20:57.790 --> 0:21:01.170 should be 16-0 by the time January whatever hits, yes. 0:21:01.369 --> 0:21:03.850 Do you believe, though, that the Vikings and Gophers are 0:21:03.869 --> 0:21:06.950 in a similar situation where if Kyler has a monster year... 0:21:07.590 --> 0:21:10.550 the success of the Vikings clearly should follow because the 0:21:10.590 --> 0:21:12.530 rest of the team looks like they're pretty good. If 0:21:12.609 --> 0:21:14.810 Drake's as good as we all think he is or 0:21:14.869 --> 0:21:17.810 could be, if he makes a significant jump, then are 0:21:17.830 --> 0:21:19.650 the people that are saying, Hey, look, nine and three 0:21:19.710 --> 0:21:21.440 is not out of the question. Even with this tough 0:21:21.460 --> 0:21:24.399 schedule is nine and three, almost all on the shoulders 0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:25.119 of Drake Lindsay. 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:28.240 Well, I think obviously he's got to play well for sure. 0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:31.930 That's to me, you know, it goes without saying he's 0:21:31.950 --> 0:21:34.330 got to stay healthy, right? I mean, he, he is 0:21:34.930 --> 0:21:37.060 the quarterback that has to be on this team. That's 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:38.959 going to be, uh, if they're going to get to 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:41.680 that kind of ceiling year again, where it's nine wins 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:44.460 or whatever. Um, yes, he's got to play well. 0:21:44.260 --> 0:21:45.000 And not perfect. 0:21:45.100 --> 0:21:47.960 And he's not, uh, and they have to, um, they have, 0:21:48.060 --> 0:21:51.490 I think they have to, um, let him, if there's 0:21:51.530 --> 0:21:54.210 a chance to let him win a game for you, just, 0:21:54.859 --> 0:21:55.840 Let it fly, right? 0:21:55.960 --> 0:21:57.260 Just let it go. 0:21:57.580 --> 0:21:59.320 It's fine if you have to be risky at some 0:21:59.380 --> 0:22:02.960 point to get a win, do that. And last year 0:22:02.980 --> 0:22:06.220 at 18 touchdowns, six interceptions, and a first-year starter in 0:22:06.260 --> 0:22:09.890 that league, the Big Ten plays really good defense. That's 0:22:09.930 --> 0:22:12.990 a pretty good season for a first-year starter. But I 0:22:13.050 --> 0:22:18.590 think if you're really wanting to push to have that 0:22:18.630 --> 0:22:20.830 kind of a year where you're like, okay, upper half, 0:22:21.790 --> 0:22:28.659 upper third– That number's got to be like 28 and 8, 28. 0:22:27.850 --> 0:22:29.030 And something like that. 0:22:29.290 --> 0:22:32.150 If you're going to get to 28, the interception number 0:22:32.190 --> 0:22:35.150 may come up as well. And I heard you yesterday 0:22:35.190 --> 0:22:38.040 talk about Murray's been, what, 2-1 over his career. If 0:22:38.060 --> 0:22:42.199 you push that 2.5-1, it can change the outcome of 0:22:42.260 --> 0:22:43.000 a season. 0:22:42.720 --> 0:22:45.500 By two games maybe. 100%. 0:22:45.500 --> 0:22:48.780 I'm filling out some stuff last night on my boards. 0:22:48.859 --> 0:22:52.440 Lindsey was 63% completion. That's pretty good, particularly for a 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:56.220 first-year starter. if that gets, you know, the Gophers play 0:22:56.280 --> 0:22:59.900 on the margins. They averaged 23 points a game last year. 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:00.820 What does that mean? 0:23:00.940 --> 0:23:04.020 Their opponents averaged 22.9. 0:23:04.020 --> 0:23:04.300 Whoa. 0:23:05.180 --> 0:23:08.020 So they just play a bunch of close games. Some 0:23:08.060 --> 0:23:09.800 of it's by, I mean, a lot of it's by design. 0:23:10.260 --> 0:23:13.060 Some of it is just by how they play, right? 0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:15.379 They do play a little bit of a slowdown. We're 0:23:15.980 --> 0:23:19.000 going to let the play clock wind down. And so 0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:22.070 that you limit possessions, you limit plays. There were some 0:23:22.109 --> 0:23:24.870 games last year where they had three possessions. Each team 0:23:24.910 --> 0:23:26.930 had three possessions. That was it for a whole first half. 0:23:27.350 --> 0:23:27.910 Wow. Right? 0:23:28.090 --> 0:23:31.629 So if you're three and out on one of three possessions, 0:23:31.650 --> 0:23:35.450 then it factors in. So, yes, a healthy Darius Taylor 0:23:35.470 --> 0:23:36.850 is going to help. There's a lot of factors. 0:23:37.690 --> 0:23:38.229 There really are. 0:23:38.290 --> 0:23:42.590 But tomorrow, I would hope that the Gophers can put 0:23:42.630 --> 0:23:43.190 that team away. 0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:45.950 So I saw the stats that the running back for 0:23:46.090 --> 0:23:49.390 Eastern Illinois had a monster game last week, right? 170-plus 0:23:49.410 --> 0:23:50.370 yards and three touchdowns. 0:23:50.510 --> 0:23:52.130 He had an 80-yard touchdown. Right. 0:23:52.790 --> 0:23:54.530 So is that just the opponent, or is this kid 0:23:54.570 --> 0:23:57.390 actually a problem? Well, he's a transfer from Akron. He's 0:23:57.430 --> 0:23:59.150 in his second year at Eastern. 0:24:01.130 --> 0:24:02.070 It could be, right? 0:24:02.150 --> 0:24:03.679 I mean, you pop one, all of a sudden you— 0:24:03.690 --> 0:24:06.060 How's our run defense? Run defense should be pretty stout. 0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:08.780 I think if there's questions on the defense, it is 0:24:09.160 --> 0:24:12.190 in the middle of the front. The edge is— That's 0:24:12.210 --> 0:24:13.689 going to be the strength of the defense. That's where 0:24:13.710 --> 0:24:17.710 you get Anthony Smith, preseason Big Ten Player of the Year, T.J. Bush, 0:24:17.750 --> 0:24:21.550 transfer from Cal, Carter Mentz, who had six sacks last year, 0:24:21.570 --> 0:24:23.800 Jackson Howard. Those guys are all on the edges, and 0:24:23.820 --> 0:24:25.660 there's others that are kind of knocking on the door. 0:24:26.420 --> 0:24:29.540 I think the middle should be pretty stout, but very 0:24:29.619 --> 0:24:32.200 few of those guys have taken snaps in a Big 0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:32.620 Ten game. 0:24:33.240 --> 0:24:34.379 There's a transfer from Marshall. 0:24:35.340 --> 0:24:38.060 That is probably going to be the starter tomorrow night 0:24:38.100 --> 0:24:40.679 at one of the defensive tackle spots. Riley Sunroom is 0:24:40.720 --> 0:24:43.090 a kid from North Dakota who's kind of bite at 0:24:43.119 --> 0:24:46.510 his time, and he'll probably be the other starter. There's 0:24:46.550 --> 0:24:49.370 a few others that will rotate through. So I think 0:24:49.410 --> 0:24:51.670 they have good potential there, but we haven't seen them yet. 0:24:51.810 --> 0:24:52.869 So we'll find out. 0:24:52.950 --> 0:24:55.790 And in this transfer age, they went and got a 0:24:55.810 --> 0:24:57.910 kid from Marshall to kind of fill that gap. But 0:24:57.970 --> 0:25:00.470 I think PJ is also saying, look, we've got to 0:25:00.510 --> 0:25:03.230 count on some kids. We have to put faith in them. 0:25:03.270 --> 0:25:06.570 We recruited them out of high school. Um, they come cheaper. 0:25:07.090 --> 0:25:09.510 And when you're working on, uh, trying to be efficient 0:25:09.830 --> 0:25:12.409 budget wise, we're going to, we're going to roll with 0:25:12.430 --> 0:25:14.700 some guys and, and put some faith in those guys. 0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:17.060 We got another national champion in the big 10 this year. 0:25:17.220 --> 0:25:21.500 That would be something three straight. I like Oregon, you know, they, they're, 0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:24.939 they're defensive front. Oregon is just a, such a lovely state. Um, 0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:28.770 they have, Their front four, Sauce, you're the draft nick. 0:25:28.950 --> 0:25:31.070 They could all be first-round picks. 0:25:31.100 --> 0:25:33.700 I mean, they've got the potential to have, I think, 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:35.300 six first-round picks. 0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:37.740 I think three of those guys from their front four 0:25:37.820 --> 0:25:40.109 last year, who the Gophers saw, we played that Friday 0:25:40.140 --> 0:25:41.030 night game out there. 0:25:42.090 --> 0:25:44.550 Could have been first-round picks this year, and they turned it. 0:25:44.550 --> 0:25:45.250 I mean, that's like. 0:25:46.050 --> 0:25:49.280 Here's a Powerball winning number ticket. We're going to turn 0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:51.020 that down. We're still going to make a boatload of 0:25:51.060 --> 0:25:53.740 money playing college football. I don't know what Oregon's budget is, 0:25:53.780 --> 0:25:56.040 but obviously they got the Nike money and all of that, 0:25:56.080 --> 0:25:59.210 so it's a lot. So Oregon, let's say they win it. 0:25:59.580 --> 0:26:03.600 That would be four different Big Ten teams in four years, 0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:04.480 which would be pretty cool. 0:26:05.140 --> 0:26:10.969 And next week we play Mississippi State. Now, obviously, I'm 0:26:11.010 --> 0:26:13.189 not looking past this. We can't look past any opponents. 0:26:13.270 --> 0:26:16.830 I get all that. But is this a Legitimate team 0:26:16.850 --> 0:26:17.790 we're going to be playing in week two? 0:26:17.970 --> 0:26:19.129 Yeah, SEC team. 0:26:19.310 --> 0:26:23.030 First time, and as I get into prepping for that 0:26:23.350 --> 0:26:25.409 next week, I'll have the exact date, but I want 0:26:25.430 --> 0:26:27.090 to say it's the first time since the 50s that 0:26:27.130 --> 0:26:29.070 an SEC team has played in Minneapolis. 0:26:29.350 --> 0:26:29.570 Wow. 0:26:29.630 --> 0:26:32.310 There was never an SEC team in the Metrodome. I mean, 0:26:32.330 --> 0:26:34.889 they just don't come north. SEC teams just don't. So 0:26:35.890 --> 0:26:39.090 this game was scheduled a while ago, Mississippi State. We 0:26:39.109 --> 0:26:41.770 go down to Stark Vegas next year as part of 0:26:41.790 --> 0:26:42.410 the home and home. 0:26:42.690 --> 0:26:47.570 Good luck. Yeah. So any SEC team is... has got talent. 0:26:47.650 --> 0:26:52.890 That team is kind of, you know, they're probably picked 0:26:52.930 --> 0:26:54.370 bottom half of the SEC. 0:26:54.550 --> 0:26:56.070 They're bad. I'll just say it. They're bad. 0:26:56.109 --> 0:26:58.409 Their quarterback's good. The rest of the team's terrible. Yeah, 0:26:58.450 --> 0:27:01.490 the quarterback, though, can, I mean, that guy can win 0:27:01.510 --> 0:27:03.690 a game for you. So, I mean, that's not a 0:27:03.750 --> 0:27:04.830 slam-dunk game next. 0:27:05.470 --> 0:27:08.190 I'm interested. Is there any advance spread on that game? 0:27:08.210 --> 0:27:10.449 I mean, power trip bets could probably find it, but 0:27:10.510 --> 0:27:13.129 I haven't seen anything. I'll bet it's, I bet Minnesota's 0:27:13.170 --> 0:27:16.000 a slight, slight favorite. I don't think it'll be more. 0:27:15.859 --> 0:27:18.800 Than A couple people that I know that are really 0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:20.899 into the Gophers said that, as you just said, the 0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:22.080 quarterback's incredible. 0:27:22.119 --> 0:27:24.270 The rest of the team is not very good. 0:27:24.290 --> 0:27:27.570 They have a new defensive coordinator, I think, that's been in. 0:27:27.590 --> 0:27:29.090 What's his name, Hawk? 0:27:29.810 --> 0:27:30.530 Mbake. 0:27:30.730 --> 0:27:33.210 That's it. You got it. Man, you studied that. Yeah, 0:27:33.250 --> 0:27:33.760 he's good about it. 0:27:33.830 --> 0:27:35.910 I think it's kind of exciting to have an SEC team, 0:27:35.970 --> 0:27:39.640 a Power 5 team, Power 4 team come in next week. 0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:42.700 No doubt about it. That's a 230 kick a week 0:27:42.740 --> 0:27:43.380 from Saturday. 0:27:43.609 --> 0:27:46.510 I put all of my rent money on the over 0:27:46.770 --> 0:27:49.170 at 5.5. That's pretty safe, don't you think? 0:27:49.210 --> 0:27:49.889 Is that what it is? 0:27:49.910 --> 0:27:51.370 Yeah, but it wasn't here in Vegas. 0:27:51.390 --> 0:27:55.370 Because it's been kind of teetering between 5.5 and 6.5. 0:27:55.369 --> 0:27:56.990 They both seem a little low to me. 0:27:57.020 --> 0:27:58.080 I agree. 0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:02.520 But the Big Ten now, one with NIL, so everyone 0:28:03.180 --> 0:28:05.660 has some players, right? And everyone's been able to retain. 0:28:05.700 --> 0:28:09.040 Retention's big because if you can return guys that know 0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:11.980 the system and you keep a nucleus together, I mean, 0:28:12.000 --> 0:28:14.560 that's how teams like Minnesota, Iowa, some of these teams 0:28:14.619 --> 0:28:18.590 over the years that have had some success, they ramp up, right? 0:28:19.230 --> 0:28:20.409 Win seven, win seven. 0:28:20.770 --> 0:28:22.929 That group now has stayed together for three years, and 0:28:22.950 --> 0:28:24.130 you get 10, right? 0:28:24.250 --> 0:28:26.890 And then you do it again, and you stack those 0:28:26.930 --> 0:28:27.490 kind of things. 0:28:27.530 --> 0:28:30.430 So retention's big, and with NIL, you have a better 0:28:30.470 --> 0:28:33.340 chance to retain those guys. So the way the Big 0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:36.620 Ten is now, it's. 0:28:35.660 --> 0:28:36.359 Hard to win. 0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:40.550 There really are no gimmies, even when you go toward 0:28:40.570 --> 0:28:44.030 the bottom of that. So I think the 5.5 seems low. 0:28:44.150 --> 0:28:44.550 I agree. 0:28:44.710 --> 0:28:45.890 You can look at the schedule, and all of a 0:28:45.890 --> 0:28:48.930 sudden you start counting it down. Mississippi State is favored, but. 0:28:48.870 --> 0:28:49.410 Not by much. 0:28:49.730 --> 0:28:52.370 You're home Michigan, home Iowa. You haven't beaten Iowa in 0:28:52.390 --> 0:28:56.530 a long time. Michigan is Michigan. You're at Penn State. 0:28:56.710 --> 0:28:59.870 That's a tough place to play. at Wisconsin, and you're 0:28:59.890 --> 0:29:02.100 at Indiana. Now all of a sudden you start stacking 0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:02.430 those up. 0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:03.300 And at Washington. 0:29:03.900 --> 0:29:07.400 And at Washington, which they're like 32-2 in their last 0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:09.080 35 games there. So all of a sudden you start 0:29:09.100 --> 0:29:10.880 stacking that up and you can talk yourself into the 0:29:12.060 --> 0:29:14.080 The flip side, like, ooh, maybe that's not a slam dunk. 0:29:14.180 --> 0:29:15.080 I would take the over, though. 0:29:15.100 --> 0:29:17.040 We almost always win two games we shouldn't have won. 0:29:17.290 --> 0:29:19.420 Almost always win two we shouldn't have won. 0:29:19.460 --> 0:29:20.910 No doubt. And the one thing that. 0:29:21.350 --> 0:29:23.510 And if not, I've got to leave the country. 0:29:24.030 --> 0:29:27.410 And P.J. has just been steady as she goes, right? 0:29:27.490 --> 0:29:32.170 I mean, there just hasn't been much dip. Back-to-back eight-win seasons. Now, 0:29:32.190 --> 0:29:34.750 that counts the bowl game, so that doesn't... I think 0:29:34.770 --> 0:29:36.770 the five-and-a-half is regular season wins only. 0:29:38.030 --> 0:29:40.050 And there just hasn't been much of a dip, and... 0:29:40.270 --> 0:29:41.390 they've been good in bowl games. 0:29:41.450 --> 0:29:44.870 So, yeah, I think you're safe. 0:29:45.070 --> 0:29:46.870 If not now, when? We've got a quarterback, we've got 0:29:46.890 --> 0:29:49.410 some stars from the NFL. If not now, when? 0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:52.680 I think there's an opportunity here, because you do miss 0:29:52.740 --> 0:29:55.000 Ohio State and Oregon. I think those are the two 0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:56.640 best teams in the Big Ten. You miss them on 0:29:56.660 --> 0:29:57.180 the schedule. 0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:59.380 Indiana might beat the brakes off of you, but. 0:30:00.050 --> 0:30:04.410 It's a possibility at Indiana. It would be interesting how 0:30:04.430 --> 0:30:07.270 their quarterback situation plays out. The TCU people didn't seem 0:30:07.310 --> 0:30:10.630 to care much for the kid that transferred, but we'll see. 0:30:10.920 --> 0:30:12.800 We'll see. And we've got Vikings next. You want to 0:30:12.820 --> 0:30:13.240 stick around? 0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:14.220 Yeah, I'll stick around. 0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:14.540 Yeah, yeah. 0:30:14.740 --> 0:30:16.820 Excellent. More with Mike Grimm and the Power Trip Morning 0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:17.840 Show after this on The Fan. 0:30:18.380 --> 0:30:19.140 The Fan. 0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:25.350 From the 1-800-ASK-GARY-TRAFFIC-CENTER, this report is sponsored by Quantum Fiber Internet. 0:30:25.570 --> 0:30:26.190 Good morning. 0:30:26.330 --> 0:30:26.510 Hello. 0:30:26.530 --> 0:30:27.690 We have delays. We talk about. 0:30:27.710 --> 0:30:28.680 Oh, thank you. 0:30:29.820 --> 0:30:34.440 Vikings football it's time for vikings on the power trip presented. 0:30:33.980 --> 0:30:40.900 By now isn't it true uh mike grimdy you served 0:30:41.460 --> 0:30:43.920 in vietnam with uh kyle van noy. 0:30:44.540 --> 0:30:47.180 I did we were we were uh oh careful that's 0:30:47.200 --> 0:30:50.250 stolen valor that's true if you because not only now 0:30:50.270 --> 0:30:53.230 are you gonna have to answer questions now alec lewis 0:30:53.290 --> 0:30:55.850 and yes guestling and seaford they're gonna go so wait 0:30:55.870 --> 0:30:58.670 a minute kyle yeah Are you claiming you served in 0:30:58.690 --> 0:30:59.730 Vietnam with Mike Grimm? 0:31:00.170 --> 0:31:01.740 I'm going to stay away from that. 0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:03.700 I wouldn't even go with that bit, man. And it's 0:31:03.720 --> 0:31:05.100 not fair to Kyle. He just got here. 0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:07.900 He's trying to set me up to get in trouble again. 0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:08.300 Yeah. 0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:10.180 Way to go. Hogs again. 0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:10.270 Man. 0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:11.900 Yeah, I'm excited. 0:31:11.940 --> 0:31:15.930 We got Minnesota Vikings signing free agent, edge rusher, Kyle Vannoy, 0:31:15.950 --> 0:31:17.110 according to a league source. 0:31:18.050 --> 0:31:21.710 Yeah, that league source being rguy.com. Tom, is Pellicero the 0:31:21.750 --> 0:31:23.050 first to break it? I think he was. 0:31:23.070 --> 0:31:23.820 That's where I saw it first. 0:31:23.860 --> 0:31:26.160 That's where I saw it first, too. And again, that's 0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:27.300 what matters most, right? 0:31:27.340 --> 0:31:30.100 Who gets it first. Yeah, for sure. Where has he played? 0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:32.140 He came from Baltimore last year, but he was in 0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:35.360 Miami before then. He won two Super Bowls with Brian Flores. 0:31:35.380 --> 0:31:36.660 Yeah, he's got a Flores in action. 0:31:36.700 --> 0:31:37.440 Good. Yeah. 0:31:37.700 --> 0:31:37.980 Excellent. 0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:40.440 So he'll be our third defensive end. 0:31:41.010 --> 0:31:41.430 I would guess. 0:31:42.250 --> 0:31:44.250 I heard Lieber last week say that he figured they 0:31:44.270 --> 0:31:46.090 would go get one more edge rush. 0:31:46.170 --> 0:31:47.550 And he wanted this guy in particular. 0:31:47.570 --> 0:31:49.730 He specifically dropped his name saying that would be a 0:31:49.730 --> 0:31:50.870 really good fit. 0:31:51.190 --> 0:31:52.850 He's got it figured out at Ben Lieber. 0:31:52.870 --> 0:31:53.830 We'll ask him about it tomorrow. 0:31:53.850 --> 0:31:55.550 What are we hearing about Harrison Smith? 0:31:56.010 --> 0:31:58.270 He'll be back, but from what they're saying, probably after 0:31:58.310 --> 0:32:00.490 the second game because it saves them so much money. 0:32:00.950 --> 0:32:01.790 Is that right? 0:32:02.750 --> 0:32:05.380 If he's on the roster before the season starts, it's 0:32:05.410 --> 0:32:06.060 a lot more. 0:32:06.900 --> 0:32:07.480 I don't get that. 0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:09.930 If you're Harrison, why would that matter to him? 0:32:09.950 --> 0:32:11.090 I don't think. 0:32:10.970 --> 0:32:12.350 It matters to him. I think it matters to the team. 0:32:12.570 --> 0:32:12.790 Right. 0:32:12.810 --> 0:32:14.490 But I'm saying, if I'm Harrison. 0:32:15.130 --> 0:32:16.750 Plus, he wants to play as little as possible. 0:32:16.890 --> 0:32:18.770 I want all the money. Yeah, two less games. 0:32:19.070 --> 0:32:21.610 But why would the league set that up that way? 0:32:22.190 --> 0:32:23.150 It seems bizarre. 0:32:23.710 --> 0:32:26.229 And again, Sauce, you know this, I know this, everybody 0:32:26.270 --> 0:32:26.670 knows this. 0:32:26.910 --> 0:32:27.590 I probably don't. 0:32:28.620 --> 0:32:29.040 I'm listening. 0:32:29.530 --> 0:32:31.510 Do we have enough money for Harrison Smith? 0:32:31.550 --> 0:32:34.110 Of course we do. Beep, bop, beep, boop, fixed. Yep. Oh, 0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:35.460 what do you want? $ 20 million? 0:32:35.580 --> 0:32:36.080 Guaranteed? 0:32:36.100 --> 0:32:36.580 Done. 0:32:36.780 --> 0:32:39.160 We'll spread it out over the next 46 years. The 0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:43.959 Rams just randomly had $ 20 million. I wonder how. 0:32:43.820 --> 0:32:45.610 They did that. Beep, bop, boop, boop, fixed. 0:32:45.690 --> 0:32:47.410 It's like they have a bunch of, you know, because 0:32:47.450 --> 0:32:50.190 Miles Garrett's playing for free and Stafford. 0:32:50.980 --> 0:32:52.140 Now, I'm not going to name his name. 0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:52.760 Go ahead. 0:32:53.140 --> 0:32:55.510 But there are some people that would be like, oh, 0:32:55.570 --> 0:32:57.729 Rob Brzezinski is the best money guy in the business. 0:32:58.170 --> 0:33:01.580 And this person who will go unnamed can't name another 0:33:01.690 --> 0:33:04.880 money person in the business, right? So, yeah, Rob Brzezinski 0:33:04.900 --> 0:33:07.400 is probably great at his job. Looks like he drafted 0:33:07.420 --> 0:33:07.880 well this year. 0:33:07.940 --> 0:33:08.080 Yeah. 0:33:09.510 --> 0:33:11.830 But my guess is the other 31 people are also 0:33:11.890 --> 0:33:15.250 very good at just going beep-bop-boop-boop. So, yeah, they're going 0:33:15.270 --> 0:33:17.230 to move some money around, but it ultimately comes down. 0:33:17.690 --> 0:33:19.360 Let's call a spade a spade when it comes to this. 0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.820 I don't think Harrison Smith is playing this year for 0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:23.220 the money. 0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:23.920 Right. 0:33:24.260 --> 0:33:25.520 It's your last ride. Do you want to do it 0:33:25.580 --> 0:33:26.340 one more time or not? 0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:26.680 Yeah. 0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:28.460 You've made a ton of money. 0:33:28.700 --> 0:33:29.120 He's tired. 0:33:29.360 --> 0:33:32.500 He doesn't look like a guy that has thrown his 0:33:32.540 --> 0:33:34.340 money into Ponzi schemes. I think he's fine. 0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:36.800 He had a good year last year. I mean, he's 0:33:36.820 --> 0:33:37.600 still playing. 0:33:37.620 --> 0:33:40.380 Remember, he was injured early in the season. Yeah, that 0:33:40.400 --> 0:33:42.120 was that injury. 0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:44.400 The weird one. Oh, yeah. Harrison, what would you rather 0:33:44.420 --> 0:33:45.480 do than play football? 0:33:45.620 --> 0:33:47.480 Take a nap many times. 0:33:47.510 --> 0:33:49.750 Then don't come back. Then you don't have to be here. 0:33:49.870 --> 0:33:51.870 Are you excited for the upcoming football season? 0:33:52.030 --> 0:33:53.050 Not one bit. 0:33:53.070 --> 0:33:54.730 Man, he's aged. 0:33:54.770 --> 0:33:55.970 Does he sound old to you? 0:33:56.010 --> 0:33:56.430 Yeah. 0:33:57.690 --> 0:33:59.350 Yeah, but again, he doesn't do a lot of interviews. 0:33:59.410 --> 0:34:00.730 Maybe he's always sounded like that. 0:34:00.750 --> 0:34:00.950 Yeah, right. 0:34:02.100 --> 0:34:05.400 Whenever you do, though, the one last ride, like, all right, 0:34:05.500 --> 0:34:07.480 I'm going to do this. No, Aaron Donald's coming back 0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:11.360 because the Rams are the Super Bowl favorites. The Vikings 0:34:11.420 --> 0:34:13.440 over-under is eight and a half, and they were projected 0:34:13.460 --> 0:34:15.680 to finish fourth. That doesn't mean they can't overachieve, but 0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:20.350 imagine if you're Harrison Smith and seven games in were 0:34:20.390 --> 0:34:22.630 two and five, and you're like, what the hell did 0:34:22.650 --> 0:34:24.850 I do this for? What am I doing? None of 0:34:24.870 --> 0:34:26.310 the games the rest of the year are going to matter. 0:34:26.330 --> 0:34:28.950 Why did I do this? Oh, my hamstring. 0:34:28.989 --> 0:34:29.410 Yeah, exactly. 0:34:29.430 --> 0:34:32.500 And then you just catch those... League minimum checks and 0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:35.620 sail off into the sunset. Well, that's like our guy Thielen, though. 0:34:35.640 --> 0:34:36.910 Thielen's like, well, if I'm going to do this one 0:34:36.930 --> 0:34:39.210 more time, send me to Pittsburgh. I want to play 0:34:39.230 --> 0:34:41.969 in a playoff game. I just can't see Harrison Smith 0:34:42.010 --> 0:34:44.489 doing that because obviously Thielen played for the Panthers, so 0:34:44.530 --> 0:34:48.009 he had bounced around. Harrison's a lifelong Viking. He's not 0:34:48.050 --> 0:34:50.859 going to jump ship. It's either this or nothing. 0:34:50.880 --> 0:34:52.339 Maybe you'll see how the first couple of games go 0:34:52.380 --> 0:34:52.799 and he'll be. 0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:57.730 Like, What if we get blown out like 40 to 0:34:57.790 --> 0:35:01.910 nothing to a Josh Jacob, listen, Micah Parsons less team. 0:35:01.969 --> 0:35:02.739 And he's like, what am I? 0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:03.879 I'm not jumping on this squad. 0:35:03.900 --> 0:35:05.340 We're going to go two and 15. 0:35:05.340 --> 0:35:07.980 That's awful. Wouldn't it be cool to. 0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:09.910 Be in a spot, though, that you could just say, yeah, 0:35:09.969 --> 0:35:11.910 I might, I might not, but I'm going to forget 0:35:11.930 --> 0:35:14.050 the nonsense of training camp and all this stuff. 0:35:14.630 --> 0:35:15.610 He's earned it. 0:35:15.730 --> 0:35:17.590 What's this game, Adam Driver? 0:35:17.610 --> 0:35:19.270 Yeah, from Star Wars. 0:35:19.510 --> 0:35:20.450 Just came back from the. 0:35:20.469 --> 0:35:21.910 Han Solo's son? 0:35:22.070 --> 0:35:22.970 For the Rams, right? 0:35:23.340 --> 0:35:23.550 Sure. 0:35:26.340 --> 0:35:29.000 Aaron Donald. Whatever. 0:35:29.060 --> 0:35:30.360 I couldn't remember the name and I just went with it. 0:35:30.460 --> 0:35:33.000 We've only mentioned it four times in the last three minutes. 0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:38.270 Well, you know what I mean? 0:35:38.310 --> 0:35:39.790 Like come back and play if you want to. 0:35:39.830 --> 0:35:41.270 I ain't scared. No doubt. 0:35:41.350 --> 0:35:41.529 Right. 0:35:41.969 --> 0:35:43.830 It'd be good to have him. Hey, what's your name? Mike. 0:35:44.150 --> 0:35:44.390 Yes. 0:35:45.950 --> 0:35:51.290 Drake Lindsay. Give me a percent chance. He is drafted 0:35:52.210 --> 0:35:53.160 into the NFL next year. 0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:57.020 Oh, man. That's a great question. Next year or ever? 0:35:57.260 --> 0:35:57.839 Just next year. 0:35:58.140 --> 0:35:59.570 Next year. Just makes the jump. 0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:02.950 There was that one, I think you've referenced it a 0:36:02.969 --> 0:36:05.490 couple times when I've been in here, that he was 0:36:05.870 --> 0:36:08.730 sixth or something. I think fourth or fifth pick was 0:36:08.750 --> 0:36:11.730 the projection. That was this coming draft, the 27 draft. 0:36:11.790 --> 0:36:13.230 I think that's probably aggressive. 0:36:14.040 --> 0:36:14.940 Sure. A tad. 0:36:15.660 --> 0:36:18.279 But, I mean, look, he's got the– what they like 0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:21.080 is he's got the prototypical size, and he's got a 0:36:21.100 --> 0:36:24.020 really good arm. I do think part of– you know, 0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:25.739 they had the pro day last year, and so they 0:36:25.760 --> 0:36:27.720 needed a quarterback to throw to some of the receivers 0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:29.299 when all the scouts were there, and they're like, whoa. 0:36:29.700 --> 0:36:32.020 And that's what kind of turned Brosmer on, the Vikings 0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:32.580 on to Brosmer. 0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:32.819 Absolutely. 0:36:32.840 --> 0:36:35.049 He threw the week before, or the season before at 0:36:35.090 --> 0:36:37.049 that pro day. I got this kid can throw, and 0:36:37.290 --> 0:36:39.110 I think he and O'Connell even kind of hit it 0:36:39.190 --> 0:36:41.930 off there. They were talking and whatever. So I think 0:36:41.950 --> 0:36:43.589 there were enough scouts, and they're like, ooh, this kid's 0:36:43.630 --> 0:36:45.290 got the size, and now he can throw it. It's 0:36:45.330 --> 0:36:46.750 just a flick of the wrist. I mean, he really 0:36:46.790 --> 0:36:49.060 does have a good arm. And he's playing in an 0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:53.920 NFL-style offense. They're trying to pattern the offense off of 0:36:53.940 --> 0:36:58.239 the Rams and others, Vikings included. So that part, I 0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:00.669 think they like. It's like when you recruit a guy 0:37:01.469 --> 0:37:03.859 at the college level, they come to a camp, you've 0:37:03.900 --> 0:37:05.799 never seen film, but all of a sudden here's his 0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:06.460 40 time. 0:37:06.500 --> 0:37:08.259 Here's his shuttle time. Here's his vertical jump. 0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:11.040 They're like, well, all the measurables say you can play 0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:14.450 big 10 football. Now let's watch the film. And even 0:37:14.510 --> 0:37:17.390 sometimes with the films, not that great. They're still like, dude, 0:37:17.450 --> 0:37:20.410 such a good athlete. We can develop them. So I 0:37:20.450 --> 0:37:22.850 think they're probably looking at that. Like he's got the size, 0:37:22.870 --> 0:37:26.509 he's got the arm strength, he's mobile enough. Uh, so 0:37:26.530 --> 0:37:30.160 the percent chance who asked the question, chance, um, steve 0:37:30.219 --> 0:37:33.250 i'll say in the 27 draft i'll say it's a 0:37:33.250 --> 0:37:34.750 20 chance. 0:37:34.310 --> 0:37:36.750 He'll go in the 20 draft 27 i know we 0:37:36.810 --> 0:37:38.969 all know that it's been a long time we've we've 0:37:38.989 --> 0:37:43.040 probably heard general guesses in how long it's been do 0:37:43.060 --> 0:37:45.500 you guys know the exact year though it has been 0:37:45.540 --> 0:37:48.859 since the last time a gopher quarterback was drafted like 0:37:49.020 --> 0:37:51.500 60s i just looked it up seven or something like 0:37:51.520 --> 0:37:55.600 that anybody else know You're talking about a guy who 0:37:55.660 --> 0:37:57.780 finished his career. Yes, not Ethan Kelly McManus. 0:37:57.820 --> 0:37:58.379 That doesn't count. 0:37:58.400 --> 0:38:01.640 The last time a Gopher quarterback was drafted at any point, 0:38:01.719 --> 0:38:04.339 not first round, just in the draft at all. 0:38:04.620 --> 0:38:06.720 No, I might be wrong. Isn't it never? 0:38:06.739 --> 0:38:07.589 No, that's not right. 0:38:07.620 --> 0:38:08.940 No, wasn't it the guy from the 1980s? 0:38:08.930 --> 0:38:09.049 Nope. 0:38:09.090 --> 0:38:09.989 Really? Nope. 70? 0:38:09.989 --> 0:38:11.490 1972 was the last time Craig Curry. 0:38:17.010 --> 0:38:19.430 was an eighth-round pick to the Dolphins. 0:38:20.350 --> 0:38:20.830 Wow. 0:38:21.030 --> 0:38:22.870 And I'm looking at this list. By the way, you 0:38:22.890 --> 0:38:25.650 know what's crazy? I don't think I knew this. That 0:38:25.690 --> 0:38:28.350 was 72. Do you know who the Vikings drafted in 0:38:28.370 --> 0:38:31.319 the 17th round in 1973? Hawk does. 0:38:31.700 --> 0:38:31.799 I do. 0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:32.620 I'm being serious. 0:38:32.660 --> 0:38:35.279 The 17th round? Yeah, 429th overall. What year are you GMing? 73. 0:38:35.250 --> 0:38:35.310 73. 0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:37.379 Can we think this through? 0:38:37.380 --> 0:38:37.440 73. 0:38:37.420 --> 0:38:38.219 I bet they drafted. 0:38:49.840 --> 0:38:51.820 Some big name who turned out to be a stud. 0:38:52.450 --> 0:38:52.689 Yep. 0:38:52.890 --> 0:38:56.130 Hall of Fame? Like Paul Kraus or somebody like that? 0:38:56.210 --> 0:38:59.810 Nope. That's what I was going to.... 0:39:00.510 --> 0:39:02.549 Chuck was farther than that. 0:39:03.140 --> 0:39:04.460 You guys are not even close. 0:39:05.739 --> 0:39:06.280 A receiver? 0:39:06.620 --> 0:39:07.320 Not even close. 0:39:07.940 --> 0:39:08.240 Neither. 0:39:08.780 --> 0:39:11.200 Alan Page. Oh, wait. 0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:12.840 So a coach? 0:39:13.180 --> 0:39:13.900 Not even close. 0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:14.450 Okay. 0:39:15.090 --> 0:39:20.070 You can do this. 70. Oh, Dave Winfield. Dave Winfield. 0:39:20.170 --> 0:39:24.440 Look at Grimmer. Ron knows him. Oh, Ron Johnson knows him? Yes. 0:39:24.480 --> 0:39:26.040 How about that? Dave Winfield. 0:39:27.070 --> 0:39:31.560 The Vikings drafted him in the 17th round. apparently, in 1973. 0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:32.280 What did he do instead? 0:39:33.060 --> 0:39:33.840 Played a little ball. 0:39:36.350 --> 0:39:38.850 He was a Hall of Famer. That was a good one. 0:39:39.110 --> 0:39:39.730 That was a good one. 0:39:40.090 --> 0:39:42.009 That's what Wikipedia says, at least. We're going to go 0:39:42.030 --> 0:39:42.290 with it. 0:39:42.710 --> 0:39:46.180 Yeah, he was drafted in the NBA or the ABA 0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:46.540 as well. 0:39:46.560 --> 0:39:48.100 Like he was drafted in all three sports. 0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:48.880 What a freak, man. 0:39:49.040 --> 0:39:51.140 He's so good. I mean, so good. Could do it all. 0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:53.640 Yeah. And the only person to ever be drafted in 0:39:53.660 --> 0:39:55.460 the first round of both the NFL and the MLB 0:39:55.480 --> 0:39:56.040 draft is? 0:39:57.660 --> 0:39:59.830 First round of both? First round of both. Kyler Murray? 0:40:00.270 --> 0:40:00.710 Kyler Murray. 0:40:00.730 --> 0:40:01.110 Oh, Kyler. 0:40:01.350 --> 0:40:03.549 Yeah, because Kyler was what, the ninth pick or something 0:40:03.590 --> 0:40:04.149 by the A's? 0:40:04.630 --> 0:40:06.350 He's the only one in the first round? 0:40:06.550 --> 0:40:07.549 First one that's ever done it. 0:40:08.270 --> 0:40:09.089 First round in both. 0:40:09.110 --> 0:40:09.800 Only person to ever do it. 0:40:10.010 --> 0:40:13.270 No kidding. Pretty good athlete. Buenas dias. Buenas dias. 0:40:14.650 --> 0:40:18.410 Because I'm pretty sure Russell Wilson obviously was drafted in both, 0:40:18.469 --> 0:40:20.350 I believe, right? But he was a third rounder in 0:40:20.370 --> 0:40:24.300 the NFL. What round was he in baseball? Much further down. 0:40:24.320 --> 0:40:26.450 Yeah. And didn't he play like a year minor league 0:40:26.489 --> 0:40:26.880 or something? 0:40:26.910 --> 0:40:28.719 Something like that. I don't remember how it worked. Maybe 0:40:28.739 --> 0:40:31.419 it was a summer college league. I don't remember either. 0:40:32.580 --> 0:40:34.180 But there's a lot. Elway was drafted. 0:40:34.730 --> 0:40:35.450 Sure. 0:40:35.969 --> 0:40:38.410 Was Brady, too? Was he drafted in baseball? 0:40:38.610 --> 0:40:38.930 I don't know. 0:40:38.989 --> 0:40:42.230 I just love the idea that's like, here's 1973, and 0:40:42.570 --> 0:40:45.190 you're like, there's no chance Winfield's playing. He's going to 0:40:45.210 --> 0:40:49.700 go play baseball. But just in case, we're either going 0:40:49.719 --> 0:40:51.540 to pick a guy that we're going to immediately cut, 0:40:51.739 --> 0:40:54.060 or at least we can say for the next 50 years, 0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:56.000 we drafted Dave Winfield. 0:40:56.020 --> 0:40:57.680 Why not? How many rounds were there? 0:40:58.200 --> 0:40:59.080 That's a great question. 0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:02.370 80. I mean, jeez. 0:41:04.800 --> 0:41:09.140 I think there were nine. It rings a bell that 0:41:09.160 --> 0:41:09.629 there were nine. 0:41:09.690 --> 0:41:11.950 Well, that was later. This is round 17. 0:41:11.950 --> 0:41:14.730 Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't listening, obviously. Okay, got it. 0:41:15.989 --> 0:41:16.770 Let me ask you. 0:41:16.790 --> 0:41:20.330 I remember it wasn't that long ago. There were, I think, 0:41:20.330 --> 0:41:23.930 12 rounds. I mean, I'm going to say not that 0:41:23.969 --> 0:41:24.430 long ago, like 25. 0:41:24.410 --> 0:41:25.450 Yeah, right. There were 17 in 1973. So that was 0:41:25.469 --> 0:41:36.279 the final round in 1973. 442 players picked. Oh, my God. What? 0:41:36.760 --> 0:41:39.100 This is just like, man, you know, sometimes doing a 0:41:39.540 --> 0:41:43.710 deep dive on Wikipedia is unbelievable. Guess who the first 0:41:43.750 --> 0:41:48.270 pick was in 1973? The first overall pick in 1973. 0:41:48.250 --> 0:41:49.530 Not for the Vikings. 0:41:49.690 --> 0:41:54.530 This is nuts. What team? Like where? 0:41:57.600 --> 0:42:00.280 It was the Houston Oilers. 0:42:00.280 --> 0:42:00.340 1973? 0:42:00.320 --> 0:42:00.920 Yep. 0:42:06.540 --> 0:42:09.040 He finished his career with 48 and a half sacks. 0:42:10.469 --> 0:42:20.170 He did win two Super Bowls. I will say this. Overwhelmingly, 0:42:20.210 --> 0:42:23.009 you don't remember him from football. He died at 38 0:42:23.010 --> 0:42:25.350 years old in 1989. 0:42:27.820 --> 0:42:28.390 John Matuszak. 0:42:28.410 --> 0:42:33.569 John Matuszak, who played sloth in the Goonies. I had 0:42:33.790 --> 0:42:35.969 no idea he was number one overall. I knew he 0:42:35.989 --> 0:42:37.510 played football. 0:42:37.670 --> 0:42:41.410 Lyle Alzado, Raiders. College he played. 0:42:42.410 --> 0:42:42.950 You can do this. 0:42:42.969 --> 0:42:47.920 I'm looking right at it. Actually, I don't know if 0:42:47.960 --> 0:42:48.620 you can do this. 0:42:49.100 --> 0:42:49.700 This is tough. 0:42:49.739 --> 0:42:51.799 This would be unbelievable if you remember this. 0:42:52.969 --> 0:42:54.150 I saw the documentary on him. 0:42:54.250 --> 0:42:57.430 Okay, he went to Iowa Central in 69, then Missouri 0:42:57.489 --> 0:43:02.580 in 70, and then was it Tampa? The Tampa Spartans. 0:43:03.440 --> 0:43:05.180 Was Iowa Central where Starr went? 0:43:05.620 --> 0:43:09.980 No, he went to North West Missouri State or something? 0:43:10.000 --> 0:43:12.670 Or Northeast Missouri? Truman State or something to change his 0:43:12.730 --> 0:43:13.290 name to later? 0:43:13.310 --> 0:43:14.370 It's Truman State. 0:43:14.590 --> 0:43:16.930 Was Matuszak from Iowa? You're welcome. 0:43:17.130 --> 0:43:22.569 Matuszak was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. He went to high 0:43:22.590 --> 0:43:24.250 school in Oak Creek, Wisconsin. 0:43:24.290 --> 0:43:26.190 He's dead. He is dead. He died. 0:43:26.230 --> 0:43:28.680 Honestly, he died four years after Goonies. 0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:31.220 All those guys did so many steroids, especially those Raiders. 0:43:32.040 --> 0:43:34.920 Alzado too, man. They were so hopped up on steroids. 0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:35.890 How much fun would that be? 0:43:36.020 --> 0:43:38.219 You know what's crazy? If you just do a Wikipedia 0:43:38.260 --> 0:43:41.540 for John Matuszak, not a bad looking dude. 0:43:42.700 --> 0:43:44.180 Sloth was a freak. 0:43:44.260 --> 0:43:46.000 His mom dropped him on his head. 0:43:46.180 --> 0:43:50.050 Maybe once, maybe twice. What other stuff was he in? 0:43:50.650 --> 0:43:55.130 In terms of acting? I don't think much. He was 0:43:55.690 --> 0:43:58.689 in One Crazy Summer, which was the year after Goonies. 0:43:58.710 --> 0:44:01.110 That's actually a good movie, too. So he was in 0:44:01.190 --> 0:44:03.490 North Dallas 40 in 1979. He was in. 0:44:03.790 --> 0:44:05.070 One Boring Winter, the sequel. 0:44:05.410 --> 0:44:10.460 What is that? But man, he did a bunch of 0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:13.900 TV roles. He did MASH, Trapper John, Dukes of Hazzard. 0:44:14.060 --> 0:44:14.760 Trapper what? 0:44:14.980 --> 0:44:22.330 John, Silver Spoons, Fall Guy, Benson, Hunter, Miami Vice, Perfect Strangers. 0:44:22.350 --> 0:44:23.330 Benson was a great show. 0:44:23.390 --> 0:44:25.370 Benson, he was a butler, right? 0:44:25.670 --> 0:44:27.240 Yeah, Benson was the butler. What the hell was it? 0:44:27.270 --> 0:44:31.390 Famous actor. Um, He's got a highfalutin name. 0:44:31.590 --> 0:44:32.390 Robert Guillaume? 0:44:32.430 --> 0:44:37.150 Yeah, that's it. Highfalutin. Ben's a cowboy, suddenly. 0:44:37.969 --> 0:44:40.149 Who would have thought we'd do Vikings News and end 0:44:40.370 --> 0:44:41.150 on Benson? 0:44:41.270 --> 0:44:44.569 How about that? We got all the way around. That 0:44:44.900 --> 0:44:45.580 was quite the run. 0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:48.160 But I mean, honestly, going back to where this whole 0:44:48.219 --> 0:44:51.810 Wikipedia rabbit hole started... It's even if Drake Lindsay goes 0:44:51.830 --> 0:44:54.090 in round four at some point, it would end a 0:44:54.130 --> 0:44:58.049 streak since 1972. When you want to, all you have 0:44:58.070 --> 0:44:59.489 to do, if you're a, if you're a 20 year 0:44:59.530 --> 0:45:01.860 old kid going, when was the last time the gophers 0:45:01.900 --> 0:45:02.219 were good? 0:45:02.260 --> 0:45:03.480 And why haven't we been good? 0:45:04.130 --> 0:45:06.470 It's because we haven't had a quarterback drafted in half 0:45:06.650 --> 0:45:07.370 a century. 0:45:08.430 --> 0:45:09.930 That's why. That is pretty remarkable. 0:45:10.190 --> 0:45:12.180 That's all you need to say is we haven't had. 0:45:12.400 --> 0:45:14.020 Our guy Adam Weber was close. 0:45:14.060 --> 0:45:16.480 We've had a lot of good quarterbacks. You have to 0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:19.100 have a game-changing quarterback to have a program that makes 0:45:19.180 --> 0:45:21.359 a run, like Mendoza in Indiana. You have to have 0:45:21.560 --> 0:45:23.990 one that is a first-round talent. And you're in the mix. 0:45:24.130 --> 0:45:27.370 And that's why, like you said, I think you're right. 0:45:27.410 --> 0:45:28.850 The key to the whole thing, if you're going to 0:45:28.890 --> 0:45:32.610 be good, good, like, oh, man, it's him. Because if 0:45:32.650 --> 0:45:34.810 you have a great quarterback, especially at the college level, 0:45:34.870 --> 0:45:35.270 it's a cheat code. 0:45:35.290 --> 0:45:35.950 It changes everything. 0:45:35.969 --> 0:45:36.969 It's a cheat code. Yes, it is. 0:45:37.030 --> 0:45:39.540 And that's what the scary part about that Mississippi State 0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:42.080 game is. That quarterback, he might run for 178 yards. 0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:45.960 And all of a sudden, you've got Anthony Smith chasing him, 0:45:46.300 --> 0:45:49.500 and you can't catch him. That's how those games can 0:45:49.540 --> 0:45:50.739 go sideways a little bit. 0:45:50.760 --> 0:45:52.150 Ron Johnson knows Dave Winfield. 0:45:52.930 --> 0:45:53.410 Yeah, he does. 0:45:53.430 --> 0:45:56.899 He mentions it on Feinstein. 0:45:57.600 --> 0:46:00.600 I must have dreamt. Did we sign Dylan Bell to 0:46:00.640 --> 0:46:01.299 the practice squad? 0:46:01.700 --> 0:46:02.760 I think we did, yes. 0:46:02.780 --> 0:46:04.220 Okay, I don't see it on Vikings. 0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:05.320 And I saw. 0:46:04.980 --> 0:46:07.890 Yesterday that some people were saying that Brosmer re-signed, but 0:46:07.950 --> 0:46:10.009 there was no official. I never got an email that they... 0:46:10.480 --> 0:46:11.240 I need that official. 0:46:11.260 --> 0:46:12.000 I didn't see that either. 0:46:12.020 --> 0:46:13.420 I thought I saw that. 0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:14.840 But I saw a couple people tweet out that it 0:46:14.860 --> 0:46:15.620 was going to happen. 0:46:15.800 --> 0:46:18.859 So those are both practice squad guys? Because 24 hours 0:46:18.900 --> 0:46:19.580 ago they were not. 0:46:19.960 --> 0:46:20.279 They are. 0:46:20.510 --> 0:46:22.530 Yeah, they got cut, and then they had to clear waivers. 0:46:23.680 --> 0:46:26.509 But I don't think the team is sent out. I 0:46:26.550 --> 0:46:30.350 haven't gotten an email, unless I missed it, which is possible, 0:46:30.530 --> 0:46:31.670 that those two guys. 0:46:32.070 --> 0:46:32.649 Let's hope not. 0:46:32.710 --> 0:46:34.810 But there were some dudes reporting it, like guys that 0:46:34.850 --> 0:46:37.430 know what they're doing, yesterday, that Brosmer was back. 0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:41.120 I'm a little surprised Rappaport didn't have Dylan Bell updates 0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:42.360 on his Twitter account. 0:46:42.380 --> 0:46:44.310 I like this kid, man. They like that kid. 0:46:44.430 --> 0:46:45.770 Yeah, Lieber loves that kid. 0:46:45.790 --> 0:46:47.150 Talked about him a lot on Monday. Then he got 0:46:47.190 --> 0:46:48.370 cut immediately afterwards. 0:46:48.410 --> 0:46:49.670 Yeah, they cut him because Ben liked him. 0:46:50.890 --> 0:46:51.029 Oh. 0:46:51.680 --> 0:46:55.800 KOC is vindictive. Fan 5 in a second. 0:46:56.060 --> 0:46:59.739 Yeah, see you later. Thank you. 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