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Speaker 1: The Federal Communications Commission has determined the following content to

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Speaker 1: be emotionally harmful.

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Speaker 2: Funny things that you thinks funny aren't funny.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy coxball the Time, I Cox so Cock.

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Speaker 2: Show kicks lash Man, Welcome, Welcome you me.

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Speaker 4: What's you go to see a lot of cocks on TV?

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Speaker 2: Allen Cox? From me, Alan COXO.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's about you, but I can't stand here.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: This would be a crazy so let's takeake it.

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Speaker 2: Coffee kick and you've got to take it with a

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Speaker 7: Okay, one three, kick it?

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Speaker 3: Okay, come David, put you one time? Take it? Allen Cox.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.

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Speaker 3: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven.

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Speaker 3: Double you and the mask?

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Speaker 2: All right, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Gang?

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon, Rob. I'm gonna to be a little froggy.

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Speaker 2: Can you tell? All right? Not Ben? All right?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 2: Good? Someone more ballsy? I sound more like you. You're

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Speaker 2: a good afternoon. My name is Alan Cox. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: being here. Boy. I can really hit hear it hitting

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Speaker 2: that low end hitting my low end row. Rob Anthony's

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Speaker 2: right over there. Say hi to him. Jess is back

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Speaker 2: in studio. G Hi, I haven't really had anything to

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Speaker 2: eat today, Rob, I've been drinking all day. I've been

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Speaker 2: drinking water and tea and my Celsius, So I feel

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Speaker 2: all sloshy. You know that feeling when you're like all sloshy.

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Speaker 9: I was hoping you meant you've been drinking all day,

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Speaker 9: like you've been drinking. No, starting whacking them back at

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Speaker 9: like seven thirty, Nope, are open?

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Speaker 2: Nope. I have a couple of shows I'm going to

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Speaker 2: tomorrow night, so I'm saving it all for that. But

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm just a little bit froggy today, so I'm

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Speaker 2: glad it's a Friday. Our friend Jay Farrow is back

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Speaker 2: in Cleveland is going to join us within the next hour.

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Speaker 2: He's doing the weekend at Hilarities right around the corner here.

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Speaker 2: If you'd like to join us, we'd love to have you.

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Speaker 2: Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven

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Speaker 2: five one nine two semi a text. I've been getting

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Speaker 2: so many nice and complimentary emails from people, you know, Rob,

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Speaker 2: I've been professionally paranoid for the better part of thirty years.

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Speaker 2: But that's all internal forces. You know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: You can't. Uh, it's got nothing to do with the audience.

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Speaker 2: But I am a guy who's always waiting for the

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Speaker 2: other shoe to drop, and so I But but recently,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's either feast or famine. But just I

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Speaker 2: mean I might get the line's share of it. I

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Speaker 2: get so much regular vitriol from people across a variety

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Speaker 2: of platforms. But recently I've been getting really nice emails

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Speaker 8: Rob.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they know something that I don't know. I got

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Speaker 2: a letter from I don't even want to say who

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Speaker 2: up someone from Pennsylvania who said, your humor and your

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Speaker 9: Rob, WHOA what does that imply? Wow, there's probably some

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Speaker 9: pretty dark days, it sounds like for that person.

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Speaker 2: And listen, things can get pretty dark, right, But I

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Speaker 2: don't know that I've I imagine things being so dark

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Speaker 2: Now maybe this is a person. I don't know this person.

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Speaker 2: Maybe there's somebody who's prone to exaggeration. Either way, it's

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Speaker 2: a very nice thing to say me. I got an

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Speaker 2: But I also have to wonder, because I'm the shoe

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Speaker 2: these very same people at some point sent me one

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Speaker 2: left and right. Rob, You know what I mean. You

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Speaker 2: it's always much much nicer to get a very positive

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Speaker 2: Oh well, that's kind of a There's no way that

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Speaker 2: you weren't even here in December of two thousand and nine.

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Speaker 2: You forgot to change the signature, you played yourself play.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I even used a different email address. Oh

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Speaker 2: So did you notice the the in the email I used,

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Speaker 2: I spelled hung different, you spell it with an M,

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Speaker 9: I think it's easy to be negative when things are

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Speaker 9: very good. I think when people are looking at negative constantly,

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Speaker 9: you mean, when they have when things are kind of okay,

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Speaker 9: it's more of a luxury to be angry, correct.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, And I think right now people are just pissed constantly.

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Speaker 9: They're upset, they're on edge, they're teetering on this, that

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Speaker 9: Well that, I mean, listen, there's probably a million reasons

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Speaker 9: I've noticed a ton of email. I think what I'm

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Speaker 9: seeing now is people will even take time to send

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Speaker 9: the what would be assumed email before. Right, I listened

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Speaker 9: to your station, and you find out that I listened

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Speaker 9: because your ratings are good. I think that people just

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Speaker 9: sort of assume that we're now on the weekends. I'll

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Speaker 9: get hey, man, really love in the weekend. Love that

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Speaker 9: you're doing this eighties weekend again, love that you're doing

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Speaker 9: the nineties weekend. That like people taking the time to

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Speaker 9: send that, you know, like nothing of an email has increased.

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Speaker 2: Tenfold, especially since we get our weekends. But a lot

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Speaker 2: of people don't. There's people working six days a week, right,

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you're the flies. Eyes got you where I

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Speaker 2: want you. Those guys Won and Done. But holy cow

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Speaker 2: do hostile? Oh come on, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 9: You always have to wonder how far you can go,

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Speaker 9: you know, Like, I'm like, do people have any interest

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Speaker 2: Like? Well, I mean, even from a band that you

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Speaker 2: like I heard it too, Hearts and farts. That's the

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Speaker 2: he kind of fades the hearts and farts. He's but

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Speaker 2: those songs are all so benign, Like why did that

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Speaker 2: can't ever figure that out, because like I love that

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Speaker 2: song the spot for school shootings, I guess that's the

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Speaker 3: Yes, the car Show on one hundred.

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Speaker 2: The Ellen Cox Show, A sore tooth in the.

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Speaker 3: Mouth of broadcasting. Oh the Cox show on one point

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Speaker 2: Boy, sometimes life can come full circle. I was out

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Speaker 2: the air and they were playing Funky Cold Medina. Right,

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Speaker 2: I heard that Funky Cold Medina. There were like two

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Speaker 2: monitor like a little Kilroy was here to see what

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Speaker 2: that too. Yes, on a Friday, As is the case

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Speaker 2: with a lot of offices, it's tumbleweeds through the suite.

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Speaker 2: Your Cleveland Cavaliers are playing tomorrow night. They've been on

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Speaker 2: an ex extended West Coast runney are not back here

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Speaker 2: at home until Wednesday night. They'll play the Sacramento Kings

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Speaker 2: tomorrow night. After a big win over the Clippers. New

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Speaker 2: calv James Harden did not play against his former team,

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Speaker 2: and former Calv Darius Garland did not play against his

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Speaker 2: twenty five to ninety or something. Calves Kings tomorrow night.

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Speaker 2: That's a ten o'clock game. As a result, Rob it's

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Speaker 2: bittersweet for me because at West Coast game will pre

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Speaker 2: empt my metal show that I normally do on Saturday nights.

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Speaker 2: It's called two Hours to Midnight because it begins at

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Speaker 2: ten pm with me and Corey Roddick and Pat Butler.

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Speaker 2: We will be off tomorrow night to make way for

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Speaker 2: Cavalier's basketball on one hundred Points off of Tapple, Job

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Speaker 2: of Bus and the iHeart Radio app there as well.

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Speaker 2: We play a song. I think you're really going to

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Speaker 2: enjoy this. Let's see here, this girl is blowing up

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Speaker 2: on soupers for women. Super is for women. Super is

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Speaker 2: for women. Sup Super is for women. Men cannot eat soup,

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Speaker 2: Men cannot eat scoop men.

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Speaker 3: Men cannot eat soup.

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Speaker 2: It's weird, it's wrong. Why is this blowing up again? Well,

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Speaker 2: I don't like that at all. I had soup last night.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 9: I think they mentioned soups and they're not thinking of

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Speaker 2: Well, she's blown up with soups for women. I think

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Speaker 9: Well, listen to each his own. I make my soup,

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Speaker 2: Eat because it's just both mostly a broth. No, I

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Speaker 9: I'm asking I put potato chunks in my clam chowder

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, but if I make like a sausage soup,

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Speaker 2: thinking about his clam chowder. No clams, No, it's just

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Speaker 2: and they're called clam chowd And I don't like chowders,

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Speaker 2: on a hearty soup. No, I'm not. I'm not saying that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize that he was beefing up his chicken

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Speaker 2: It's just it has chicken in it, Okay, and right,

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Speaker 2: Isn't there a lot of butter and chicken noodle soup? No?

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Speaker 2: don't like it. What kind of soup do you like.

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Speaker 2: I don't like soup. You don't like soup. No soup,

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Speaker 2: I think of my sister in law. She and my

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Speaker 9: Okay, I know you have an infant. You know, sometimes

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Speaker 2: I guess I just if I make soup, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: But most cans of soups suck like I've never had

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Speaker 2: No, but here's what I do, Rob. If there's a

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Speaker 2: Soup is for Women is just some dumb right wing

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Speaker 2: But the imagine being such a snowflake that you need

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Speaker 2: Why is it effeminate to have a straw because your

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Speaker 9: I will do both. I use straws and I love soup.

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Speaker 9: So now do you ever use a straw with soup?

431
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 2: Depends on the soup. What you gotta do is you

432
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 2: got to get one of those big boba straws that

433
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:20,440
Speaker 2: can accommodate the tapioca. That way, your celery, your carrots,

434
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 2: they go ready to shoot. Oh yeah, but.

435
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 9: Then that, But then that would that would suggest that

436
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 9: the carrots and the celery are all overcooked to the

437
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 9: point where they could be sucked through a straw.

438
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 2: I mean the should we still want to have a

439
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:33,400
Speaker 2: little crunchy carrots. Crunch you want bite. Dustin and Georgia

440
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 2: says his whole life has been eating chicken noodle soup

441
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,680
Speaker 2: with peeb and J at the same time.

442
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

443
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 2: Wow, that sounds like a kid stream.

444
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 9: No, it's just it's a very odd combination. I'm not

445
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 9: saying it's bad. I'm just saying it's it's an odd,

446
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:50,880
Speaker 9: odd combination.

447
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 2: I'll try it this weekend. Your mission, should you choose

448
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 2: to accept it, is to try Dustin's recipe home Town

449
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 2: PB and J and chicken noodle soup.

450
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 9: I don't know what I'm making this weekend super Bowl

451
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 9: on Sunday, so I'm making Caitlin's gonna come, oh right

452
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 9: and make a bunch of food. I just don't know what.

453
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 9: I just made my gumbo, so I'm not going to

454
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,640
Speaker 9: do that again. I don't know, man, maybe chili. Oh,

455
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 9: chili's always I love making chili. Yeah, Melissa signed me

456
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 9: up for a chili cookoff thing at a bar two.

457
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 2: That I she did without your consent. Well, I mean

458
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 2: I was there and I'd already had a couple and

459
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 2: she's like, do you want to do this?

460
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 9: And I was like not really, and she goes, come on,

461
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 9: it'll be fun, and I'm like, okay, fine, So I

462
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 9: gave in on the second.

463
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 2: Ass I was going to say. All she did was

464
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 2: push a little bit.

465
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 9: I mean, there was a little time frame in between,

466
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 9: probably another beer or two, and then she's like, come on,

467
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 9: you should do it. It's really good. And I'm like, okay, Well,

468
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 9: what's gonna happen is I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna be

469
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 9: irate because I know I make good chili.

470
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 2: Do you have a secret ingredient? I can't tell you.

471
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 2: That's why it's a secret. You know. It's the same

472
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 2: thing as I can't tell people what I write, Like

473
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 2: my secret the secret ingredient of my chili rob is

474
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 2: cough syrup. Whoops. Man, Everybody's like, God, is there true

475
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 2: up the.

476
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 11: Fan in this?

477
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 2: Why am I so sleepy noo Alan, duh. Guys can't

478
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 2: use straws because sucking is gay. Well, well, I disagree you.

479
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 2: Maybe that guy saw me at a restaurant at some

480
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 2: point and that just sent him off. Would you say

481
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 2: you're doing your fish face drinking out of a Yeah,

482
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 2: but guys can't eat soup. But it's slurping. Well, you're

483
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 2: not supposed to slurp. I mean, that's what I think.

484
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 2: I don't see someone picking up the bowl like you mean,

485
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 2: off the off the side of that ninety just put

486
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 2: it in your mouth. What are people doing slurping? How

487
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 2: can I make this bite off of my tea spot

488
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 2: it's smaller? Yeah, slurping people are animals. I swear to God.

489
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 2: If you ever want to go on a diet, people

490
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 2: go I want to lose some weight, Just go somewhere

491
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 2: and watch other people eat. You won't want to eat

492
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 2: for a month. It's got nothing. I'm clean eating good

493
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 2: for you. Just go to a restaurant and watch some

494
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: other people eat. Last night, I told you I stopped

495
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 2: off on my way home to get wings. I talked

496
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 2: about that place yesterday on the air, and I was like,

497
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 2: you know what, now, I want their wings. So I

498
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 2: stopped off. Oh, loggerheads, loggerheads. I didn't realize when I

499
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 2: was talking about the the word logger heads, I didn't

500
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 2: realize you meant lagger heads, their little play on words, right,

501
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 2: you said me the thing.

502
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 9: I did even realize it. Yeah, so I stopped off.

503
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 9: I got my my uh, I ordered my wings. I

504
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 9: had a beer while I was waiting.

505
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 2: It's great. I look up and there's a dude sitting

506
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 2: kind of across from me at the other end of

507
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 2: the bar, digging, not not a little, digging into the

508
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 2: back of his mouth with his index.

509
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 9: Oh my god, like he's running the rim of his

510
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 9: like he's getting he's getting that whatever is stuck in

511
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 9: the back tooth all the way behind it. He takes

512
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 9: his finger out, looks at it back into the mouth,

513
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 9: the finger goes and exactly what I told you grosses

514
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 9: me out more than anything happened as I was sitting

515
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 9: there waiting for my chicken wings. Yeah, I couldn't say anything.

516
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 9: Waste not, want not is that guy's motto.

517
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 2: I don't know. I paid for it. I don't know

518
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 2: if he I didn't. There was no like empty plates

519
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: in front of him. So I don't know if that

520
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 2: was lunch.

521
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 9: I don't know, dude, I've never seen it so egregious,

522
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 9: like it was back, like he was reaching and I

523
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 9: text you as soon as as soon as it happened.

524
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 9: I'm like this, like, because I was trying to distract myself.

525
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 9: I was so grossed out. They had golf on TV,

526
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 9: so I don't care really to watch that. It's not

527
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 9: like I'll start watching golf when the Masters start, so

528
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 9: I'm watching some European I'm like, this sucks. So I'm

529
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 9: just looking around the bar doing my thing, and I

530
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 9: see that happening. I'm like, okay, I got a text

531
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 9: Dowan right now, I.

532
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 2: Need someone to talk to. I need to distract myself

533
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 2: so I can go home and perhaps eat these chicken wings,

534
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 2: which I did and they were fantastic.

535
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 12: Rob.

536
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 2: Somebody's asking if the sacred ingredient and your chili is

537
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 2: scabs at your salt. I'm gonna answer for you.

538
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 8: No.

539
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: Oh maybe in Jess's but not in mind. I can't

540
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 2: tell you is Rob's chili contest in Parma. It is not.

541
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 2: This person's mother in law is doing a chili contest

542
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 2: in Parma tomorrow. Jess you're a Parmanian. Where are the

543
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 2: good chili cookoff contests tomorrow? Probably a church? A church?

544
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,719
Speaker 2: Okay them? Okay?

545
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 7: Right?

546
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 2: Saint Albert the Great? Is that over there? Sat? What Patawa?

547
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 2: Did they do one? I have no idea, Sat. Santaslas

548
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 2: is that in there too? What's the one with the

549
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 2: onion dome? Right there at Stton Snow? I don't know

550
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 2: what that's called? Dam huh? And my prom there? Who'd

551
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: you take to prompt?

552
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

553
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 2: God, you remember her name? Do you remember his name? Yeah?

554
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 2: It was my ex boyfriend, Daniel? You too, Daniel? The prompt?

555
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice. Did you guys spend a lot of money?

556
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: Did you get limo? No? Did you stand out the

557
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 2: moon roof and stay I'm king of the world got stoned?

558
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 10: Yeah?

559
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 13: And then we stayed for like five minutes. And then

560
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 13: me and my couple of friends like we all looked

561
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 13: at each other, relate, this is too much, and.

562
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 3: Then we left sep smoking.

563
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,479
Speaker 2: Maybe this was senior prom. Yes, and I stayed literally

564
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 2: like five or ten minutes. We did not stay long.

565
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 2: When I had more fun. I did not have a

566
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 2: good time at my prom, but the summer after I

567
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 2: graduated high school, I met a girl who was a

568
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 2: year behind me, and so I went to freshman year

569
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 2: of college. She was doing her senior in high school

570
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 2: and I went to her senior prom. I had so

571
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 2: much fun at her prom. Mine sucked. I mean I

572
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 2: went to Catholic school. She went to public school, but

573
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 2: like her friends were fun and it was I just

574
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 2: because my prom date. When I went to my prom,

575
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 2: I was ready to murder her, you know, but she

576
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: like begged me not to break up with there before prom.

577
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: So we went and sucked in all that kind of stuff.

578
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 2: So promised lame. Yeah, it depends on what they're going

579
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 2: to be doing. Prom at a Catholic high school, Yes,

580
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: is very lame. Uh, but it just depends. You know,

581
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 2: proms now Jesus, I mean some of them maybe they're

582
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 2: snapping back. But for a while prom, you know, it

583
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 2: looked like people were spending thousands of dollars on their prom.

584
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 2: I think that probably coincided with the rise of social media.

585
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 2: Yeah that's or he's doing it for the clicks.

586
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 9: But wow, I don't know, man, it was expensive when

587
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 9: we went, Like I remember what dresses, like the girls

588
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 9: I was going with were spending on dresses.

589
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 2: He had to rent tuxes and limos and all that crap,

590
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 2: like it was. It was expensive then that was the nineties.

591
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 2: I didn't even buy a dress. I I brought my

592
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: cousin's dress from nineteen ninety one.

593
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 13: And then my sister when she went to her proms,

594
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 13: she didn't even get to go because she swallowed a

595
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 13: boot in ear pin.

596
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 2: Wow mm hmmm how how yeah? She added in her mouth.

597
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 2: She perforate her and she swallowed it. Don't they have

598
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 2: like a ball on the end, so that doesn't happen?

599
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 2: And it's sharp, like you how do you? How does

600
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: that go in?

601
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 13: It almost punctured her lungs, so they had just do

602
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 13: surgery to get it out. She spent so much money

603
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 13: on her dress and everything she wanted to. Can you

604
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 13: imagine the immediate panic in the aftermath. Oh my god,

605
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 13: I think I just swallowed that pin. No, you didn't,

606
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 13: That's exactly what happened. She's like, I swallowed the boot

607
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 13: in your pin.

608
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 2: Alan, here's one for rob. I watch my wife pick

609
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 2: tonsilstones out. Aren't those what make your breath like nuclear?

610
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 2: Bad breath? Tonsil stones? I don't even think I know

611
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 2: what they are just anyone do that because it's his

612
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 2: wife and he loves her. I love my wife. I'm

613
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: not going to watch her dig tonsilstones out if she

614
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: had him. I'm not gonna watch her pick her nose.

615
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna watch her go to the Bathroom'm not

616
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: gonna watch anything. Honey, get over here and watch me

617
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 2: pull the tonsils stones out of my Oh my god, sweetheart,

618
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: it's my favorite time of the day.

619
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 9: I've got to go take a crap. You want to

620
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 9: go hang out in the bathroom with me? Why would

621
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 9: anyone do these things in front of their significant others?

622
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 9: They people get way too comfortable in relationship. Oh way,

623
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 9: god due relationships.

624
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

625
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 9: Indeed, the pillow up in between my wife and I

626
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 9: when we sleep at night, because I don't know if

627
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 9: I have bad breath when I sleep at night, so

628
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 9: I don't want her to smell bad breath if I

629
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 9: have it.

630
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: One in front of his face, one TwixT his cheeks.

631
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: Well that's that's the obvious.

632
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 6: Yes.

633
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 3: But the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven

634
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 3: called the Allan Cox Show.

635
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 2: And this is when the Antichrist is going to reveal himself.

636
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 7: He lives among the beasts, and he grasped.

637
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 8: Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven

638
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 8: or eight three four eight one double oh seven.

639
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 2: Anybody go back with the Egyptian Lover. Remember the Egyptian Lover?

640
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: Jay Farrow? Oh yeah, this guy from the eighties, he

641
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 2: was like the I don't know if anybody remembers the

642
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 2: Egyptian Lover, but he was like the first guy in

643
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 2: like the West Coast electro hip hop thing. Oh you

644
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 2: for real? He had like one hit. You called himself

645
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 2: the Egyptian Lover. He had like one big hit. I

646
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: was sure. I was.

647
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Speaker 14: I was still swimming around with my father. There was

648
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 14: no brain fog shot out yet. I like to ease

649
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 14: people into it like a warm bath.

650
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: Jay Farrow is back because he's at Hilarities this weekend,

651
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 2: And I'm always appreciative when people come by and do

652
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,959
Speaker 2: the show when they don't really need the help. Selling tickets.

653
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 2: Saturday sold out, Tomorrow night is sold out. Tickets are

654
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: light for tonight. The show is tonight, are six thirty

655
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 2: and nine to fifteen, And listen, it's been a minute

656
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 2: since you've been here. I know you're a busy, busy guy,

657
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: and so I appreciate you stopping by you.

658
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 14: In a couple of weeks, I'm going over to Belgium

659
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 14: to shoot my show for the Third Sea.

660
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 2: Is this quiz with balls you guys? Okay, So Roblow

661
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: mentioned that it's cheaper now to fly one hundred people

662
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: to Ireland, ye to do the floor for him, and

663
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: you go to Belgium then to shoot it in La.

664
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: Nothing shoots in La anymore?

665
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 14: Yeah, thanks Trump. Right, it's so weird, just just totally

666
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 14: messed up the infrastructure. But you know what, man, I'm glad.

667
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 14: I'm glad I get a chance to go out there.

668
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 14: I've actually shot shot in in Ireland as well. Okay,

669
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 14: And I didn't even know it's you know, one thing

670
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 14: I was I was ignorant. I don't know they had

671
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,719
Speaker 14: black people over there.

672
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my dental hygienist is this lovely black girl

673
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 2: who's from Amsterdam. Oh yeah, there's no lilt in her voice.

674
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm like, how did you end uppear? She

675
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 2: married some Iranian guy who works with the Cleveland Clinic

676
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 2: or something like that, and so they're raising their kid here.

677
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 2: But I was like, wow, he's okay, cool. Yeah. Yeah,

678
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 2: But like Belgia. Where Brussels or where you guys over there?

679
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

680
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 2: Belium? I mean, are you familiar with are sprouts? Oh? No, Brussels?

681
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 2: Oh br Do you wait a minute. See poor Jay,

682
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 2: he's like a jet lag and all this stuff, and

683
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 2: here I'm playing with them.

684
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 14: I'm like, I know, my wait what I don't take

685
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 14: it easy? But then it's quick. But then I get

686
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 14: I'm like, oh that's not wait man, all right, So

687
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 14: let me ask you this. Let me ease you into this.

688
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 14: I got an email from somebody.

689
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 2: They said, ask Jay if he has a photographic memory, okay,

690
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I feel like we would have covered

691
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 2: that last time. So this person emails me said that

692
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: they saw you in twenty fourteen at Ohio Northern University,

693
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: that you did a thing in like one of the

694
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: student centers. And I go, Jay Farrell from SNL from

695
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live, because I figured there might be some

696
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 2: public speaker named Jay Pharaoh or spells different. They go,

697
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 2: it was the guy for the comedian from Saturday Night Live.

698
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: Do you remember this Ohio Northern University. You were telling

699
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: people how to like I don't know. They were like,

700
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: I was going back for this person like, yeah, the

701
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 2: logo was like him and like Egyptian headdress. I go, man,

702
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 2: this sounds way out of bound. I have no idea,

703
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna ask him, Egyptian headdress? Was that? Okay?

704
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 2: Was that just the full comics? The show comics do? Yeah,

705
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 2: the school probably made it. It doesn't sound like something

706
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 2: you would have done. No. I mean just so many,

707
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 2: so many colleges I've done in. But usually when colleges

708
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 2: book comics, it's a little dicey because when I was

709
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: doing stand up one hundred years ago, you could get

710
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 2: paid to a college because they had no idea how

711
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 2: little comics got paid. But they had all this student

712
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 2: affairs money to burn through, so you could be like

713
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: a scrub like I was at the time. They give

714
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 2: you a thousand dollars.

715
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 14: All right, I'm sure that money is mark that from

716
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 14: twenty fourteen, which is.

717
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 11: What they made.

718
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 2: They made it sound like it wasn't a straight stand

719
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 2: up set. They made it sound like they were like

720
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: he he said that he could read a book and

721
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 2: tell you exactly what was in it. I was like,

722
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 2: you're blowing my mind. Ye you would remember this, Yeah,

723
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 2: clearly you don't.

724
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 14: And somebody else the variable of marijuana, which people have

725
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 14: clearly forgotten. Yeah, I don't remember anything past two thousand

726
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 14: and sixteen.

727
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry. Could you imagine if you did that and

728
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 2: have zero recollection, Like people start sending you photos of

729
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 2: you with them, and I'm like what and it sounds

730
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 2: so it sounds like an obscure event.

731
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 14: I'm like, I don't unless I was doing stand up,

732
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 14: I wouldn't be out of college.

733
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 2: And they probably are mistaking me for Preacher Loss, which yeah,

734
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: but the names couldn't be more different.

735
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 14: Yeah, in the face, we don't. We don't look alike

736
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 14: look like Preacher Loss. And but I mean, if you

737
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 14: want to talk about the adjacent we can maybe be

738
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 14: cousins or something.

739
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 10: Yeah.

740
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 14: But because you were on SNL like yeah, and then

741
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 14: when people it's so crazy to me. People come up

742
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 14: to me, yo, mate a g T. I'm like, the

743
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 14: wrong black one, the wrong guy, wrong one, weaken update.

744
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 14: I'm like, that's definitely not me, that's the that's Michael J.

745
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 14: But you know, you know, cool, that's what's up. We

746
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 14: both six six two and and we we we're black,

747
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 14: you know.

748
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 3: What I mean?

749
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 2: Those are the similarities that we get. That's where the

750
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 2: similarities at you don't do no voices? What are we

751
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 2: talking about?

752
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 3: Yeah?

753
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 2: But you know what, though, is it a bit of

754
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 2: a limitation to be such a gifted mimic like you are?

755
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 2: Because people go listen, people love impressions, and if they

756
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 2: nail it, it's even better. You know, everybody's walking around

757
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 2: being like it's the best ever. You know that whole thing.

758
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 2: Everybody's got one of those, right.

759
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 14: It's it's it's the absolute greatest impersonation ever created.

760
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a fire impersonation.

761
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 15: Fire Fire, Fire the files, Fire the files. Yeah, it's

762
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 15: totally fake news. They're trying to they're trying to get

763
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 15: me out, like they trying to get me out, just

764
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 15: like the black guy in the movie. It's absolutely insane.

765
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 7: Yeah.

766
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 9: So it's like, is it like a limitation though, because

767
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 9: likes especially for something like SNL and they're like, yes,

768
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 9: you have an array of these people you can do.

769
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 2: But then you kind of feel chained to it because

770
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 2: you're like, well, I want to do other things. Is

771
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 2: it harder for people to buy to buy like Jay

772
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: Farrow as.

773
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 14: I think, Well, you know, that's that's the charm of

774
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 14: being able to do, being able to do stand up,

775
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 14: and I mean as long as I have.

776
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 2: Man, I've been doing stand up since two thousand and three. Yeah,

777
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: long time.

778
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 14: So you know when you get to this, when you

779
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 14: get to this position now, when we get to the

780
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 14: point that I'm at now, man, it's like I know

781
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 14: that you I know that you want to see it,

782
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 14: especially like I said, especially in stand up. I know

783
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 14: you want to see these voices. So you know they're

784
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 14: gonna come eventually, but you get you get so much more.

785
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 14: You know, it's so crazy nowadays people come to the

786
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 14: show and they're like, I didn't even know you could

787
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 14: do that. What do you think I was gonna be?

788
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 14: Be rich little right and just be like from Action

789
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 14: Rush you know what I mean? Like that that will

790
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 14: be I think it might go something like this. And

791
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 14: then you turn around and.

792
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, well so I'm ut Denzel in a library? Yeah yeah,

793
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 2: how will that sound?

794
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: Right?

795
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 14: Okay? Be quiet now, you gotta be quiet. You can't

796
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 14: say a lot. You gotta be quiet. You can't talk.

797
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 14: It's a library. It's a public place. You're public. It's

798
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 14: a public area. If you want to talk, you go outside, right,

799
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 14: you don't talk any violation, you ain't return them books either.

800
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 14: Huh you rowe about two thousand dollars to the state

801
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 14: you have kept the books.

802
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 2: Huh, that's right.

803
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 14: They ain't free if you ain't free if they overdo

804
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 14: my Uh yeah, that's right, my scholar.

805
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: You know you can't say my inWORD my scholar.

806
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

807
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 2: I think that's what a lot of people default to.

808
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 2: And they can't say the inWORD. They just say school.

809
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 14: It's a direct pivot. It didn't make so much sense

810
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 14: to just, you know, in an inward scholar. You know, yeah,

811
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 14: totally totally opposite. So to answer your question, like I said,

812
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 14: it is, I auditioned for a movie with Kevin Bacon movie.

813
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 14: They're doing a horror movie with him and his wife,

814
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 14: and I knew at the moment I knew I wasn't

815
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 14: getting the role.

816
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 2: Kevin was just like, yes, it was so crazy, man,

817
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 2: how you just morphew voice. I said, Oh, I am

818
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 2: not getting this. Yeah.

819
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 9: Man, when you do the due Denzel on its spawn on,

820
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 9: I'm just like, well, that's what I mean. Like it's

821
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 9: fun for people to be around that, But you're good

822
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 9: in other stuff. Like I liked White Famous. I don't

823
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 9: know how many people are watching White Famous but I

824
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 9: mean I like that.

825
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 2: My famous resort to love it was unsaye. Yeah, unsaying

826
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 2: was a big swing. That was great. Soderberg shot it

827
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 2: on the iPhone and you were great last time you

828
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 2: were here, I was talking about insane. Like the Blackening

829
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 2: was dynamite. I would not have watched that except for

830
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 2: you and a couple other people in it dying at

831
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 2: the beginning. I spoiled it.

832
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 15: Yeah, but still, yeah, it's watching I come back. I

833
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 15: got it made money. Like that Blackening was a hint.

834
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 6: It was.

835
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 14: It was a hit man, But it's you know, I

836
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 14: think when you're so good at doing something, you know

837
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 14: what I mean, Like nobody gives a damn about Lebron's

838
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 14: you know, the bacon. Yeah, nobody cares about cooking. You

839
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 14: don't care about that, but he might. He might be

840
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 14: able to be one of the best. You just have

841
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 14: to It's eventual. Eventually you have to show you'll be

842
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 14: able to show those other skills. But you use the

843
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 14: first one kind of to drive everything. Man, you use

844
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 14: it to kind of like bring people in. And you know,

845
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 14: as as old as I am now not I'm not

846
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 14: that old, but I'm still in my thirties. People you know,

847
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 14: people act like I'm Morgan Freeman or something. You know,

848
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 14: but you know, when you get to this point, you

849
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 14: understand that you realize that your talent brought somebody away

850
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 14: from some dark point in their life. And you know,

851
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 14: if they get to see you live like you'd be doing,

852
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 14: you'd be giving be injustice to not take a picture

853
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 14: with them, because you know they're meeting the person who

854
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 14: turned them away from depression or whatever dark what's going on?

855
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,479
Speaker 2: So I don't, I don't.

856
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 14: I'm just waiting for my time in the sun because look,

857
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 14: just like you have seen it, it just takes a

858
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 14: while for the world to catch up, that's all.

859
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,959
Speaker 2: If you're hoping that Jay Farrell will turn you away

860
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 2: from depression tomorrow night, you're out of luck because those

861
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 2: shows are sold out at Hilarity. But six thirty and

862
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 2: nine to fifteen tonight, those are close to being sold out.

863
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,399
Speaker 2: To go to hilarities dot com and or you could

864
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 2: probably walk up tonight and hit the box office, but

865
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 2: tomorrow night is completely sold out.

866
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,439
Speaker 14: Flew into Jack Frost's kitchen in this joy this is insane. Yeah,

867
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 14: but it's slush on the ground.

868
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.

869
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 14: Coca Cola coke, Coca cola slurpy all on the ground

870
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 14: because the dirt mixed with nice it looked like coke.

871
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 2: Go ahead, proceed, No, no, no, it's okay. Did the

872
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 2: the character on SNL Attention teachers as the students. Did

873
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 2: that guy have a name? I couldn't really be had?

874
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 2: Oh god, it was so good.

875
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 11: Yea.

876
00:41:54,520 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 14: His name was Daniel Fry, Daniel Fry Daniels. He is

877
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 14: a middle former market that is out signing his own

878
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 14: bath sauce and he is ready to hop somebody's Buddhists over. Yeah,

879
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 14: he just got He just got released. So you know

880
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 14: what I'm saying. He don't know the difference between him

881
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 14: between the right way and the underwing. So if you

882
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 14: don't want to get your Buddhist clap at like like

883
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 14: you have to take that take that manch to what

884
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 14: Pete did it?

885
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 2: I said, just should not go over there. Attention teachers

886
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 2: and students, because it wasn't like a celebrity impression. It

887
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 2: was a great character.

888
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 14: It was like, God, this is great man man. I

889
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 14: had that one my last year. I had the with

890
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 14: the one for the rental with me and Drake.

891
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 2: Did the rental cars catch Yeah, you had a bunch

892
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 2: of them at that game. I'm I'm gonna go take

893
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 2: an early lyrinch like that one. I'm let me check,

894
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: let me get you, let me get your register.

895
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 8: M M.

896
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't got no more these verbable like

897
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 2: he would say. He would say verbableable.

898
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 8: Yeah.

899
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 14: And then when I found out that people, actually, I'm like,

900
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 14: where did I get there from? If you go to

901
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 14: New Orleans, they kind of they have that. They don't

902
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 14: say points, they say parents. You know what I'm saying.

903
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: There's like that agent lilt kind of New Orleans is

904
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 2: like another country almost. Yeah it Montreal, Yeah, this isn't

905
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 2: this is another country. You go out there. Montreal is

906
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: literally another country, as I say that out loud, but

907
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 2: run by the Hells Angels.

908
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 14: If you didn't know, Yeah, that's what Montreal is, those bastards,

909
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 14: French Hell's Angels.

910
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was y'all.

911
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 14: I literally I had something, Me and Chris Red had

912
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 14: something pop off when we were up there, and uh,

913
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 14: you know at this at this one strip club, they

914
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 14: didn't want that they were being They were racially pro.

915
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 14: It was a whole bunch of stuff. That's a wild town.

916
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 14: They try to push us for a tip, like give

917
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 14: it the deep deep and you can get up looking

918
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 14: at him.

919
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

920
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 14: Chris is like, yeah, I think you're trying to work us, man,

921
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 14: I think I try to work us. We ain't going

922
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 14: to let that happen. I'm just like, I'm like yo, man,

923
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 14: I'm like yo, this dude is over his shadow boxing,

924
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 14: like acting like he's fitting. You know, he in the

925
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 14: corner going like this and stuff, and it's two big

926
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 14: behind bounces. And when you go on the reviews of

927
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 14: the club, they talk about the racial profiling that they

928
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 14: do at every race, every brown where you're talking about

929
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 14: like you're talking about from from Indians too, you know,

930
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 14: to a lot, to the Hispanic people, every in the

931
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 14: black people. Everybody went there had a problem. So you

932
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 14: know what I mean, Montreal can kiss my ass.

933
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 2: Good for you.

934
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 14: You tell them, You tell me if I go to

935
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 14: Saint Cat the Street, y'all can kiss my ass living

936
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 14: because I know what goes on and in parlish in

937
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 14: the parlors at the Polish you know what I'm saying,

938
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 14: get a nice you, get some nice feet wrapped around you.

939
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Chris, right good, It felt

940
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 2: like some things were bumpy for a minute. I mean, well,

941
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 2: you know he's got a you know, you got a situation. No,

942
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 2: I know that.

943
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 14: I just want to make sure that he was like Okay,

944
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 14: from what I've seen, I think I think he is.

945
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 14: I think he is fine. I haven't talked to him

946
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 14: and over I think it's been some months since I

947
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 14: talked to him. But he's he's in a good headspace.

948
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:52,359
Speaker 5: Man.

949
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 14: I just I just pray to you know, he'll continue

950
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 14: to you know, continue to blossom and grow man, because

951
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 14: you know, uh, it ain't it's it's not as easy

952
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 14: for some people when they leave that show, you know

953
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 14: what I mean. Now, Luckily, you know, he was one

954
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 14: of the people who definitely did have he had He

955
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 14: builds up a base in the audience. But then you

956
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 14: have the folks who are up there for a couple

957
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 14: of years, you know, who will be black, and then

958
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 14: nobody knows who they are to get off and it's

959
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 14: tough for them.

960
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 2: You know, they can go so many ways, like he

961
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 2: started with Luke Knol who was there and gone at

962
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 2: one Gardner who was there like just left, So it's

963
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: it can go a million foys. Are you gonna be

964
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,399
Speaker 2: doing more music, Yes, sir, I love your segue. Yes, sir.

965
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 14: I have a project coming out man called The Odyssey,

966
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 14: and I named it before Christopher Nolan came out with

967
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 14: Tom Holland and all of them.

968
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 2: It was the way before.

969
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 14: It ain't nobody plagiarizing, and they're plagiarizing any damn.

970
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 2: Well it's the actual Odyssey or whatever. But this, this

971
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: is a musical.

972
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 14: It's a musical project that I put together a story

973
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 14: with this with this uh, this guy who kind of

974
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 14: I think it's the uh. He finds another planet because

975
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 14: on Earth, like the economy gets real messed up.

976
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 9: So this is a concept. This is a whole story,

977
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,720
Speaker 9: the whole story, Okay, gotcha.

978
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 14: So he goes and then he finds this h this

979
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 14: planet planet Z planet xenon twenty twenty one, I think

980
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 14: that's the name of it. And it's like a full

981
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 14: gold it's a diamond island. It's an it's an island.

982
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 14: It's a planet of diamonds. So he goes there and

983
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 14: then you know, he's all flashy. He finds this, he

984
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 14: finds this beautiful alien type chick, and then he's got

985
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 14: to reevaluate his morals and all of that.

986
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 2: And you follow him throughout the story and you are

987
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 2: blowing my frigging mind. Here this thing a diamond planet

988
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 2: and alien chicks.

989
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 14: Alien chicks. It ain't it ain't too far off of

990
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 14: what's happened now, got that?

991
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 12: You know?

992
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: We got people over here smashing robots? You yeah, I know.

993
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: Now is this gonna are you you have like a

994
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 2: handle or is it going to be Jay Farrell?

995
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 14: No, no, no, I mean it's it's it's Jay Farrell

996
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 14: persons the Odyssey but still the care ercter Man. It's

997
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 14: you know, it's it's different. It's it doesn't look like me,

998
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 14: I got a mask. It's futuristic, it's it's all of it.

999
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 14: It's Cross with Wet. We got some AI aspects to it,

1000
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 14: not with the music itself, but with the with the

1001
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 14: actual interaction of the site.

1002
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 2: Like it's it's crazy. So some of this is spoken

1003
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 2: word and some of it is music. Is that what

1004
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: it's all?

1005
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 4: You know?

1006
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 14: Think about think about Donald Glover, Sorry child, Cross with

1007
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 14: Outcasts and then with Anderson pot that's kind of the

1008
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 14: wave that I like rapping it you feel me?

1009
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: And so it's it's just a it's a feel good.

1010
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 2: It's a feel good album.

1011
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 14: You know, I've got the features up there, some of

1012
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 14: the crazy I got Audrey loaned from h K Pop

1013
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 14: Demon Hunters.

1014
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 8: You know.

1015
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 14: This was like right before the show went and blew up,

1016
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 14: so we recorded with her. I got my sister doing

1017
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 14: background vocals up there so she can get paid to.

1018
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 14: We got Beyonce's violin is playing on it like a whole.

1019
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 14: It's a it's a beautiful, but it's This is the

1020
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 14: best music project I have ever done.

1021
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 2: And I know you know if you follow me. I

1022
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 2: put out a couple.

1023
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 14: Whatever I did Want in twenty fourteen EP Resurrection that's

1024
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,359
Speaker 14: on sound line, and I did another one.

1025
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 9: Recorded live at Ohio Northern University That's exactly where I was. Yeah,

1026
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 9: do you that was that night?

1027
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 2: Do you play anything? Used well?

1028
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 9: I used to play guitar back Okay, I couldn't remember

1029
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 9: if you played because like Anderson Park's a great drummer, Like, yeah,

1030
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 9: I play.

1031
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 2: I played drums, guitar, and uh.

1032
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 14: I never grasped the piano, but everybody else in my

1033
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 14: family they played a piano.

1034
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 2: I know you're too modest to say it. Did you

1035
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 2: know what you are? J Ferrell? You're a goddamn renaissances.

1036
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 15: What you want here we go like that profile renaissance.

1037
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 14: Man, Let's let's go. And I never I wouldn't say this.

1038
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 14: Let me talk about I'm talking about profile. While I'm

1039
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 14: talking about profiles and all that, they cat fishing people,

1040
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 14: you know what I'm saying.

1041
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 2: I had a girl talk about some Hey, we were supposed.

1042
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: To go on the date.

1043
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, oh, really, all that sucks.

1044
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 14: They said they gotta They got an account on tender

1045
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 14: with me and they the person lived in Buffalo, New York.

1046
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 14: I'm like, I hate Buffalo, New York. I'm not even joking,

1047
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 14: like man, and it's no diss to no diss to

1048
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 14: the state. It's the people. It's just, you know, I

1049
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 14: think the further north you get from New York, the

1050
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 14: weirder folks get and like it.

1051
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 2: That is exactly what it is.

1052
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 14: I think Buffalo they just really they're like civilized mountain people,

1053
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 14: you know what.

1054
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 2: I'm right across the river from Canada and there's.

1055
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,439
Speaker 14: Guess about as extreme as oh, yeah, you go drink,

1056
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 14: you start going weird.

1057
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, that's so, I think

1058
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 2: shout out to the people. If I do a show there.

1059
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 2: Please do not take this and blow it up just

1060
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:46,720
Speaker 2: because I hate your city.

1061
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 14: Like your city, I think you all have beautiful waterfalls

1062
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 14: that you can see if you go on the other side.

1063
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 2: Side is where the action isiagara.

1064
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 14: But it's just it's it's that thing, bro. So anyway, anyway, No,

1065
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 14: I don't have any I don't have any dating profiles.

1066
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: Sorry, ladies, you know what I mean. Uh and uh.

1067
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 14: If you are dating somebody that's that you haven't met before,

1068
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 14: well you need to seek psychological help.

1069
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. That was more of a probably not Farrell. Yeah,

1070
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 2: that was before two thousand and eight. That was cool.

1071
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 14: But after after we started getting camera phone, I mean,

1072
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 14: after we started getting FaceTime.

1073
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 8: And all that.

1074
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 2: If you reason to get scared anymore. Yeah, Now, so

1075
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 2: when does the quizer's balls start up again? Quizzer ball

1076
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: starts up this summer, okay, And so so you're off

1077
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 2: to shoot pretty soon? Then I'm off to shoot.

1078
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 10: I leave.

1079
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Speaker 2: I leave on the twelfth. What do you shoot them

1080
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 2: all in like a month? Three weeks? We shoot them all?

1081
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 2: It's like that ain't nothing, that's like two weeks. Oh really,

1082
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 2: it's not. It's so easy.

1083
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 14: I was always trying to figure out why when I

1084
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 14: saw Jamie Fox I was at your house, Jamie FOXX

1085
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 14: doing so much?

1086
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,800
Speaker 2: How's he doing this shitam?

1087
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 14: And he's doing all this because it takes a week

1088
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 14: and some change to shoot it if you stay consistent.

1089
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 14: And then some people do multiple seasons, they'll shoot like

1090
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 14: like I think for the floor. I think they might

1091
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 14: shoot three seasons and like a month or something like that.

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00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 14: So bank them all and then he's back here at home. Yeah,

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00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 14: and then your feet my feet on fire, son, you

1094
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 14: know what I mean? Because you stand up as a host,

1095
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 14: you stand up for so long. Yeah, I mean, so

1096
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 14: now I got insold I got flat man, I got

1097
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:16,959
Speaker 14: flat feet.

1098
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 3: Man.

1099
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,760
Speaker 15: Yeah, so you're like, yeah, you're walking around like orthopedic shoes,

1100
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 15: hosting quiz with balls.

1101
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 14: Feeling like a feeling like a senior citizen. And it's

1102
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,760
Speaker 14: and it's okay. It's okay because it's around the corner.

1103
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 14: Yesterday I was twenty two. What's happening? That was sixteen

1104
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 14: years ago. That's insane.

1105
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 2: Listen, I'll be fifty five in June. What's wild?

1106
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 10: And man?

1107
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 2: Still you still look good man? Look at me. We're

1108
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 2: both renaissance man talk man, take that Leonardo. Listen right,

1109
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 2: Jay Farrow. Jay Farrow is back in Hilarities. Tomorrow Night's

1110
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 2: shows are sold out, so six thirty and nine to

1111
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 2: fifteen to night if you want to see him in

1112
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 2: his full bloom before the new season of Quiz with

1113
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 2: Ball starts this summer.

1114
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 14: And I've been adding, Man, I've been that's a fun

1115
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 14: when I've been working on too. And I finally figured

1116
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 14: out how to get him into a bit. Was Keanu

1117
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 14: Reeves actually met him? So I got my Keanu Reeves

1118
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 14: impression now, and I'm like, yo, yo.

1119
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 2: John Wick is.

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Speaker 14: The greatest movies franchise because he doesn't have to do

1121
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 14: a lot of work, you know what I'm saying, Like

1122
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 14: he didn't have to act. He just talked like himself.

1123
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Speaker 14: Be Like I remember when he got he got thrown

1124
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 14: off the we got shot off the roof and then

1125
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 14: Laurence Fishburgh's people got him, and Laurence Pisburg is sitting

1126
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 14: there like, Wow, they took a finger.

1127
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 2: John. Yeah, damn Ain't that a bitch? Are you mad?

1128
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 3: John?

1129
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: Because I'm mad? Are you mad?

1130
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: John?

1131
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 14: Characters custom he just goes, yeah, I'm mad? Yeah, Like John,

1132
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 14: are you hungry? Yeah, I could eat food.

1133
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,320
Speaker 2: Well, those movies are directed by a stunt man, so

1134
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,959
Speaker 2: it's not a writer directing those. Really, it's all actions. Great,

1135
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 2: it's great. Nobody's going one of those for dialogue and yeah,

1136
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 2: those are great.

1137
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 3: John did you did you did? John?

1138
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 1: Did you did you?

1139
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1140
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 2: I I came Jay Farrow in hilarities and it's always

1141
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 2: good to see it. That goodness. Thank you for coming in.

1142
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 2: Get some sleep this weekend as well.

1143
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 3: Allen Cox Show on one hundred.

1144
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 2: Alan Cox Man.

1145
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 3: We used to describe but school.

1146
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 2: It was a complete creek.

1147
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 8: The Allan Cox Show on one hundred points that ends.

1148
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 11: Show show.

1149
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 2: Just any idea who this is? I know the song? Yeah,

1150
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 2: I don't know those things that though. Tears for Fears

1151
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 2: this is another band that I've eaten tickets for a

1152
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: handful of times because something's come up. I've been thwarted

1153
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 2: in my attempts to see Tears for Fears, love them,

1154
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 2: Tears for Fears. That's an okay, I can't. I made

1155
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 2: it back. Were you in a little boys room?

1156
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 8: No?

1157
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: I ran a marathon almost basically, uh you were talking

1158
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 2: to down to the no my power walked down to

1159
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 2: the arcade with him Uh.

1160
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 9: He walked out and there were some autograph hou and uh,

1161
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 9: he gave me the can you give me a hand here? Look,

1162
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 9: So we went around the side and went out the

1163
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 9: alley and then down to the arcade.

1164
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 2: That way you did. I walked them all the way.

1165
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 2: J Farrow back to Wow, look at you the man.

1166
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 2: I mean, they were up his ass. It would have

1167
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 2: been he would have been stuck there for a minute.

1168
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 2: You could that poor guy's dead. Dude. He just got

1169
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 2: like I mean, he just got in. No, it wasn't

1170
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 2: it was. It was there the autograph hounds, you know

1171
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 2: that the they're just they're middle aged dudes. Well when

1172
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 2: I first when I first went to the lobby to

1173
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 2: bring him in, I was like, oh, no, is he

1174
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 2: mad that he's here because he doesn't need to sell tickets,

1175
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Usually people come when they

1176
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 2: need to push for tickets. But he's like, I'm sorry,

1177
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 2: I'm like so dead tired. I'm like, this is low

1178
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 2: Steaks man, You're gonna be fine. But I'll tell you what, man,

1179
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 2: lights come on, Mike goes on. He is a pro boy,

1180
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah he is. He's such a nice guy, nice dude.

1181
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 2: He has a nice voice. Did you send me the

1182
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Tears for Fears or did one of our Pittsburgh

1183
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 2: hero cheese that I said that to you?

1184
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 7: Shot Shot, Let it all out.

1185
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 3: These are the things I could do with that. Come on, alright,

1186
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 3: I'm talking to you, Come.

1187
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 2: On, talking you. He should have gone with talking with

1188
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,760
Speaker 2: talking to YenS, but he didn't do That's okay, shot

1189
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 2: Shot talking egians. Come on, Donnie, shot that's pretty good.

1190
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 7: Got shot Let it all that.

1191
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 3: These are the things I could do with that.

1192
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm talking aggens. Speaking of Saturday Night Live.

1193
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 2: By the way, our friend Bill Squire uh and Ramona

1194
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 2: Rebus both Ramona very funny comedian who was in New

1195
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: York for a bit and an a lum of the

1196
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 2: Alan Cock Show comedy tour and we used to do those.

1197
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 2: They both got shouted out by Marcelo Hernandez. Yeah, so

1198
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 2: it's still on Saturday Live. He's from Miami, but he

1199
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 2: went to school I think at John Carroll and so

1200
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,959
Speaker 2: Cleveland kind of claims Marcelo Hernandez because his early days

1201
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 2: of stand up. We're here in Cleveland and he was

1202
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 2: doing Dax Shepherd's podcast and he shouted out shot Shot

1203
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 2: he shot at Bill and Ramone.

1204
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 11: That was kind of cool, and that's why I took

1205
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,439
Speaker 11: any job I could in Ohio. I was doing every

1206
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 11: little room.

1207
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 2: There can't be a ton of options in Cleveland. He

1208
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 2: was surprised.

1209
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 11: Yeah, there was these guys Bill Squire and Ramone Revas

1210
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 11: who were doing a bunch of local shows. Okay, and

1211
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 11: Ramone knew people from New York and that was his

1212
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 11: advice to me was go to New York once, you know,

1213
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 11: every every once in a while, meet people.

1214
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 2: This guy Jim Twos that used to where I.

1215
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 11: I don't know where Jim Twos is, but he's a

1216
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 11: he's a funny guy out of Cleveland that moved to

1217
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 11: New York. And so there was this energy of like, Okay,

1218
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 11: that's where the stuff is, that's where the stand up is.

1219
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 2: Jim Twos is great too. He is still in New York.

1220
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 2: By the way, he did did the Alan Cock Show comedy.

1221
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 2: When he's in town, we have Jim twos on. He's great.

1222
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 2: Did you watch his special kind did? Oh my God?

1223
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 2: American Boy so funny. He talks about the difference between

1224
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,919
Speaker 2: partying in Ohio and in Miami, Florida, where he's from.

1225
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 11: Yeah, the bro I went to college in Ohio. I

1226
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 11: guess you could say that I studied abroad.

1227
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this.

1228
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 11: When I went to Ohio, my biggest surprise were the parties.

1229
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 11: Because in Miami, when we party, it's all about the girls.

1230
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 11: How many girls are going to be there? There can

1231
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 11: be no guys, there can only be girls. The party

1232
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 11: tonight is going to be seven hundred girls and us four.

1233
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 11: That's how we like to party. And in Ohio it's

1234
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 11: not about the girls at all. It's about the beers.

1235
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 11: How many beers are gonna be there if I sell

1236
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 11: my car? How many beers do you think?

1237
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 2: In Miami?

1238
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 11: You dance in Miami the music is making you dance,

1239
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 11: and it's not because you want to. It's because the

1240
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 11: music makes you dance. We cannot stop them. Music is

1241
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 11: too crazy for you not to dance. You're sitting there,

1242
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 11: standing still, And then you hear got to gard garden.

1243
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 2: Look at you. That's two in the morning in Miami.

1244
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 2: Two in the morning.

1245
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 11: In Cleveland, Ohio, it's a totally different story. All you

1246
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 11: hear is jealousy. The girls are nowhere to be found.

1247
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 11: They're singing sad songs. It's the price side, bye, like,

1248
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 11: why are you paying a price?

1249
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 2: How many beers are going to be there? That was

1250
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 2: a special I wonder what brought him to college up here.

1251
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 2: That's the I didn't get that backstory, but.

1252
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 10: But no, it is.

1253
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 2: It was cool that he shotted those guys at Rob shot.

1254
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 7: Shot shot Let it all that.

1255
00:59:55,600 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 2: Thank you. One of our bureau chieves in Pittsburgh, man

1256
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 2: is Hank Junior ripping off Clapton's Wonderful Tonight With that riff?

1257
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 2: Sure sounded like wow, I like Weatherman. I mean, this

1258
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 2: is like late seventies. I think Wonderful Tonight was when

1259
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 2: late seventies the same time, really mid seventies. I mean,

1260
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 2: it's not like neither of those guys could have eventually

1261
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 2: come up with that riff. But Wonderful Tonight nineteen seventy seven,

1262
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 2: then Hank Junior does weather Man in nineteen eighty one.

1263
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 2: That's so Wonderful Tonight came first. That's a very similar riff.

1264
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 2: Hey Josh in Saint Louis, Hey, Allen, I.

1265
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 16: Thought I would call in today because it's the last

1266
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 16: day I can call in before the Super Bowl, and

1267
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 16: I wanted to just say to Rob, hey, we're gonna

1268
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 16: do it.

1269
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 2: I hope. So okay, I sure hope. So Rob's excited

1270
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 2: that he has that he has a fellow Patriots fan

1271
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 2: and one of our sales guys who's from Rhode Island,

1272
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 2: John Legore, you have a Confederate in our building.

1273
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 6: Rum.

1274
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1275
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:18,439
Speaker 16: I feel like I'm watching history repeat itself, where every

1276
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 16: time the Patriots would make the Super Bowl, ESPN would

1277
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 16: be like, well, the pay division.

1278
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 3: Isn't is hard, YadA, YadA YadA.

1279
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 16: Their defensive one is good, YadA, YadA YadA. And I

1280
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 16: feel like we're going to see the same thing happen.

1281
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 16: We've watched you and I have watched over and over

1282
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 16: for the last twenty five twenty six years.

1283
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 2: I gain.

1284
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 9: Well, the good news is if you buy into the

1285
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 9: groundhog stuff, every time the groundhog has seen his shadow

1286
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,439
Speaker 9: and the Patriots were in the Super Bowl, they won.

1287
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 2: So if you're a betman, they're saying, go all in

1288
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 2: on that. What if you don't buy into the groundhog stuff,

1289
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 2: still go all in on that? I don't know. Honestly,

1290
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be a great game. It's not,

1291
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 2: you know, look good.

1292
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 16: How many times do you feel dressed to groundhog before

1293
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 16: the game starts.

1294
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 6: It's me.

1295
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 2: It's twice all right, So yes.

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01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 16: Rob, I am fully in and I'm glad. It's so

1297
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 16: nice to hear somebody talk good about the Patriots, because

1298
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 16: I live in Saint Louis and everybody here hates the team,

1299
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 16: you know.

1300
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 2: So most places the radio.

1301
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Alan. I was really calling originally

1302
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 16: because I'm concerned for you. You said you're eating tickets

1303
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 16: now eating what eating tickets to tears for fears?

1304
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm eating tickets. Yes they're digital on your phone now, Josh,

1305
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 2: So there's no way to eat them, right.

1306
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 16: I was just concerned because of the squeezy salad.

1307
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 2: I know what is next? Eating next? I appre I

1308
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 2: appreciate your concern, Josh. I want to put your mind

1309
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 2: at rest.

1310
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 16: Okay, you're not actually eating tickets.

1311
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 2: I'm not, If you know me, I actually eat very little. Okay,

1312
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 2: thank you, Josh. Have a good weekend, alright, you do.

1313
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 2: How did Josh end up a Patriots fan? This is

1314
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 2: christ Lewis. I mean, maybe he's just It doesn't mean

1315
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 2: that you can't root for whoever you want to. I'm

1316
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 2: I was curious you think that he might have been

1317
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 2: a Rams Fan and Cardinals two. Yeah, indeed, we're running these.

1318
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 2: I don't want to be that guy, Rob, I really

1319
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 2: don't want to be that guy. But we're running a promo.

1320
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 2: You know, we run a lot of promos here for

1321
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 2: the various things that iHeartRadio is doing. This company loves

1322
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 2: nothing more than an awards show of their own making, right,

1323
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 2: so they have the Podcast Awards and they've got the

1324
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 2: Music Awards. I think we're running promos for the Music Awards.

1325
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it's a nominations promo and they have

1326
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 2: Hello from some people are being nominated, and they're very

1327
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 2: much the people of the day, right. These are Sabrina

1328
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 2: Carpenter and Hey, I'm Taylor Swift and I'm nominated. And

1329
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 2: so I'm listening and it caught my ear and I

1330
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 2: had I didn't wasn't quite sure what I was hearing.

1331
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 2: There's an artist in there, Mariah the Scientist. Have you

1332
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 2: heard of Mariah the Scientist? Sure? Okay, well she's popular,

1333
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 2: that's why she's being nominated. But I'm like Mariah the

1334
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 2: Scientist again, Rob, I don't want to be that guy.

1335
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 2: But come on listen, Chance the Rapper, Okay, he is,

1336
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 2: who know the activist. He is, Dan the Automator, he

1337
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 2: is the Weekend he is He's a friday Anist. But

1338
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 2: Mariah the scientist, I mean, it's cute. You're an artist

1339
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 2: and you can call yourself whatever you want, But if

1340
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:02,439
Speaker 2: you wanted to be a scientist, you should have become

1341
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 2: a scientist. Maybe she is, eh, probably not. It takes

1342
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 2: a while to get your career going. She's probably in

1343
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 2: her mid to late twenties. Maybe she has a science degree,

1344
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 2: so technically she's a scientist. I mean, it's a lot

1345
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 2: harder Rob to become a scientist than a rapper. So

1346
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:29,520
Speaker 2: you just call yourself Mariah the scientist. I realized that,

1347
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 2: you know, or in a time where people are proudly

1348
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,959
Speaker 2: anti science. But that's just rude. I know it's another

1349
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 2: hallmark of our decaying empire, but it's just rude. Rob,

1350
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 2: Maria the scientist. I've been robbed the a hole for

1351
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 2: forty years. I mean, imagine, if, like us, I imagine

1352
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 2: if Anthony Fauci called himself Tony the rapper, right the

1353
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 2: entire hip hop community, Rob would scoff. Perhap you'd get

1354
01:05:56,600 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 2: a full scoff from them. Maybe they wouldn't raise him

1355
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 2: Tony the bar spitter if he wanted to call him. Actually,

1356
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:08,720
Speaker 2: AFAF would be the perfect handle for him. He's gonna

1357
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 2: use his initials. I'm AFAF perfect. So anyway, I'm sure

1358
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 2: that Mariah the Scientist is very talented. And I heard

1359
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 2: it in the background as I was doing something else

1360
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 2: with the promo, but I wasn't quite sure what I heard.

1361
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,000
Speaker 2: I heard the Mariah part, wasn't sure about the rest.

1362
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 2: Had to google it. Mariah the Scientist. So maybe you're right.

1363
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 2: Maybe she's doing lab experiments on the stage. Maybe she

1364
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 2: had a job drilling holes into monkeys' heads to test

1365
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 2: lipstick for a few months and decided it wasn't for

1366
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 2: her let let out the bad humors. So a scientist

1367
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 2: from like the Middle Ages? Then right, Oh, that is

1368
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 2: a twist. Science is a liar sometimes. Okay, now again

1369
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 2: I'm being cheeky. You can call yourself whatever you want.

1370
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 2: I just thought that was interesting. How did she land

1371
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 2: on that? I'm sure if you were to ask her,

1372
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 2: she'd probably be like, well, I the alchemy of my music.

1373
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 2: I put things together in my musical lab, and I

1374
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 2: decided to call myself a scientist. And you could see

1375
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 2: that logical threat. So what do you a man? I

1376
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 2: think it's rude. I think it's rude to the science community.

1377
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 2: Rob What I'm saying, what about a science community that

1378
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 2: needs to be valued more than ever? Yes? What about

1379
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 2: like doctor Dre He has a PhD. Rob in what

1380
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:37,720
Speaker 2: the School of hard knocks making crappy headphones? He's the

1381
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 2: world's foremost authority on making crappy headphones. He cashed out.

1382
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 2: He and Jimmy Ivin, they cashed the f out. What

1383
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 2: about the other doctor Dre with that lover?

1384
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:52,320
Speaker 9: He has a PhD In being on the radio? Okay,

1385
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 9: all right, yeah, mister mister, he is a He is

1386
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 9: a mister. But that's not but that's not me. But

1387
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 9: that's not a professional title, right, Maybe it is, well

1388
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 9: in that particular circle.

1389
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:10,440
Speaker 2: I know that they were being cheeky by calling their

1390
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 2: band mister mister. But maybe on a hot day they're

1391
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:24,639
Speaker 2: standing outside spraying people with aerosol water. Hey, Jerry, Hey, Jerry,

1392
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 2: are you calling me from Garrettsville? From g Ville? Yeah? Yeah,

1393
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 2: because Jess has you on the board as Carrottsville. All right,

1394
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 2: Jerry from Carrottsville. I'm like, all right, either, Jess doesn't

1395
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 2: know what is or Jerry's calling to troll me on

1396
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,759
Speaker 2: our soup conversation. Please, Jerry, you have the floor.

1397
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 6: All right.

1398
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 4: I got a huge announcement to make any of you.

1399
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 2: Are I'll be the judge of that. Dial'll be the

1400
01:08:54,800 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 2: judge of that. Going back, I expect nothing less from

1401
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 2: the Pride of Carrottsville.

1402
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 3: Jerry running.

1403
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 4: From the Pride of Carrottsville and Wyndham, Ohio. Vitner, Maxilla

1404
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:22,040
Speaker 4: and three Hot are hosting a show in Wyndham, Ohio

1405
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 4: at Timeout Sports Bar and Grill. There will be death metal,

1406
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 4: there will be rock and roll, and there will be covers.

1407
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,759
Speaker 4: I want to see your beautiful faces there. Vice Sneer

1408
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 4: is going to run the world.

1409
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 2: Where is this again? Point zero? I gotta go to

1410
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:50,960
Speaker 2: g Ville for this. You gotta go to Windom, Windom.

1411
01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 2: I've got to go to where's Windom? Rob like the

1412
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 2: hotel chain, Where's Wyndham, Ohio, Eastern Portage County. They're sick,

1413
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 2: sixteen hundred people there, Jerry, I don't gotta go. Okay,

1414
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 2: every single one of them, every single one on one,

1415
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 2: all right, Okay, listen, is that your band? Jerry?

1416
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, Maxdilla, you know Rob.

1417
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 2: After DJ Crazy Jamie hit me up yesterday, I feel

1418
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:31,200
Speaker 2: like perhaps I've inadvertently opened the floodgates here on uh

1419
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 2: and listen. I'm always trying to help a fellow artist,

1420
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 2: But I have no idea what's going on out there

1421
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:39,879
Speaker 2: in Carrottsville, and I don't know that Jerry does. Okay, Windham,

1422
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,639
Speaker 2: there you go, thank you Jerry. It sounds like Jerry's

1423
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 2: got a big old festival going on in windhom Rob,

1424
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:49,440
Speaker 2: which is, of course, if you know your Ohio geography,

1425
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 2: it's just a hop and a skip from Carrottsville. It's

1426
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 2: a uh Wyndham is southeast of Garrettsville. Boy, I haven't

1427
01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:00,720
Speaker 2: been to Garrettsville in a hundred years. I had an

1428
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:06,280
Speaker 2: appearance in Garrettsville many years ago. I feel like I played. Ah.

1429
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,919
Speaker 2: I think they used to have a Slim and Chubbies

1430
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 2: in Garrettsville. You know how we do the buzzard bike

1431
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 2: at Slim and Chubbies in Strongsville. I feel like they

1432
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:17,439
Speaker 2: used to have one in g Ville. That sounds familiar, right,

1433
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,759
Speaker 2: So yeah, anyway, I haven't been out there in a minute.

1434
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:25,240
Speaker 2: It's a hall boy, but I remember just having a

1435
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 2: great time the people of Carrottsville Rob yep for a

1436
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:37,439
Speaker 2: town named after a premier vegetable. You know, you go

1437
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,439
Speaker 2: a couple, it clicks over to cucumber Town and those

1438
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:46,720
Speaker 2: people a bunch of farmers, Oh my god, clowns. But

1439
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:50,800
Speaker 2: out there Jerry, out there in Carrottsville, he's doing the

1440
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:54,360
Speaker 2: lord's work. You even asked him. I was like Carrottsville

1441
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 2: and he's like, yeah, yeah, And I was like, what

1442
01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:00,639
Speaker 2: state is that? He goes, oh hi. I don't think

1443
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 2: he was really. I think he had a full head

1444
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,960
Speaker 2: esteem to get his information out and I don't think that.

1445
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,960
Speaker 2: But he did bill it Rob as a huge announcement,

1446
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:12,080
Speaker 2: A huge announcement. I mean he got the Alan Cox Show,

1447
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,880
Speaker 2: breaking news exclusive. I mean this was a that was

1448
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 2: that was a letdown. I don't know. It all sounded

1449
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:22,479
Speaker 2: very very muddy to me.

1450
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:24,640
Speaker 9: Mike and Parma wants to know if you would let

1451
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:28,360
Speaker 9: Mike and the mechanics work on your vehicle, I would

1452
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:32,840
Speaker 9: about Meghan d Stallion, well, I thought about, well she

1453
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:33,559
Speaker 9: got horse legs.

1454
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 13: I I have.

1455
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,760
Speaker 2: I have been on Meghan d. Stallion scenes anyone else Again,

1456
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:41,800
Speaker 2: I don't want to be that guy. But if you've

1457
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,840
Speaker 2: been a fan of this show for a long time,

1458
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:48,240
Speaker 2: you remember years ago me saying, everybody's paying attention to

1459
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 2: so and so, you point your attention to Meghan d.

1460
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 9: Stallion. I said you are going to be hearing about

1461
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 9: her in a while, and they did. Rob Is she

1462
01:12:57,479 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 9: still a big deal?

1463
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, I think so. I mean again, she's been

1464
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:03,080
Speaker 2: around for a minute now, and there's always going to

1465
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 2: be people are gonna come a long cupcake and sweety

1466
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,000
Speaker 2: and you know people.

1467
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:06,720
Speaker 7: Like that in that.

1468
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:10,840
Speaker 2: Uh but yeah, I think so. She's a song called

1469
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:12,479
Speaker 2: b I T C H.

1470
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 9: Yes, thought ish, Yeah, there's one I'd like that that

1471
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 9: hoe over there, Yes, cash shrimp.

1472
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 2: I mean now that Nicki Minaj has basically aligned herself

1473
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:28,760
Speaker 2: with a completely different audience, a nature of horrors, a

1474
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:37,280
Speaker 2: vacuum and uh, big old freak, Yes, big old freak.

1475
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 2: You have to jump in on Meghan the Stallion all right,

1476
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:42,400
Speaker 2: too familiar with her work and being told slim and

1477
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 2: jumbos was the place in Garrettsville. Slim and jumbos there

1478
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:50,960
Speaker 2: it is Garrettsville, Okay. Former President Johnson owned that establishment.

1479
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:57,080
Speaker 2: Johnson Johnson all right, with his jumbo Oh, I wasn't

1480
01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 2: following along slim and jumbos, That's what it wasn't the

1481
01:13:59,640 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 2: name of his.

1482
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 10: Light weight slacks, make things a half inch bigger than

1483
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 10: the waist, make the pockets at least an inch longer.

1484
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:12,880
Speaker 10: My money and my knife, everything called out another thing.

1485
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 10: That crutch down, you nuts hanged. It's always a little

1486
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:19,320
Speaker 10: too tight because they cut me under there. But see

1487
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 10: if you can't leave me about it, an inch from

1488
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:26,639
Speaker 10: the fat of the zipperat and round under my back

1489
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 10: of my bunghole.

1490
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:32,639
Speaker 2: Now, dear, I just imagine the president of that pants company,

1491
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 2: Hagar Pants, just looking at his phone, going, I run

1492
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,120
Speaker 2: this goddamn company, and this man is belching in my

1493
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:43,600
Speaker 2: ear and telling me to add extra material where his

1494
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:47,800
Speaker 2: nutsack hangs so he doesn't cut himself. It had to

1495
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:50,599
Speaker 2: be a surreal conversation for that man. Did you ever

1496
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 2: think we'd pine for the days when a president was

1497
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:57,000
Speaker 2: on the phone just talking about his bunghole burping? Yeah,

1498
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Speaker 2: those are the good old days, weren't they. The Alen

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Speaker 2: Cox Show on.

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Speaker 3: One hundred point seven called The Alan Cox Show.

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Speaker 2: Rotten Programs and very Bad Announcements two.

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Speaker 8: One sixty five seven eight one double oh seven or

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Speaker 8: one eight hundred three four eight one.

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Speaker 3: Double oh seven.

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01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brad, who's long here from back? Called coldplay Robin,

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01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:40,760
Speaker 2: it's called the scientist Ambablezer. You know, Chris Martin not

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01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:44,800
Speaker 2: a scientist either, to the best of my now's pretty evident. Yeah,

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01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:48,400
Speaker 2: although devotion to accuracy. I was talking about Mariah the

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01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 2: scientist who has been nominated. I only got familiar with

1510
01:15:52,240 --> 01:16:00,960
Speaker 2: her because she is nominated for an iHeartRadio Music Award,

1511
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:06,120
Speaker 2: and a listener texted me straight from her Wikipedia page.

1512
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:11,439
Speaker 2: Mariah Buckles go by Buckles boy. That's a great name

1513
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 2: from Atlanta, Georgia. Graduated from high school year early, went

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01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,200
Speaker 2: to Saint John's University in New York City in the

1515
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:27,559
Speaker 2: hopes of becoming a pediatric anesthesiologist doctor. Dropped out junior

1516
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:31,880
Speaker 2: year to pursue a music career. I'll tell you, it

1517
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,599
Speaker 2: tells you how well it was going. There's a lot

1518
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 2: of money to be made in anesthesiology, obviously pediatric so okay, okay,

1519
01:16:39,479 --> 01:16:44,440
Speaker 2: that's where she was coming from, right, Mariah the scientist,

1520
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:49,760
Speaker 2: because she went to college for medicine, pediatric anesthesiology, okay,

1521
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,200
Speaker 2: or was trying to get her she wasn't in med school,

1522
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 2: said in hopes of doing that. So she's taken all

1523
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:57,639
Speaker 2: like the prelimbs right, but like there was a period

1524
01:16:57,640 --> 01:16:59,639
Speaker 2: of time where I thought I might go to law school.

1525
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:02,759
Speaker 2: I took the el SATs. I don't call myself Alan

1526
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:09,040
Speaker 2: the attorney. You could, No, I can't. Okay, Nope, could

1527
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:13,839
Speaker 2: be Alan the lawyer. No, that's the that's the domain

1528
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:19,800
Speaker 2: of one. Timothy Disney esquire. Who are the other ones?

1529
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:23,640
Speaker 2: Charlie talks about him? Oh, damn right, we fight K

1530
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:27,280
Speaker 2: and R Right, I don't know. Kissling hurt in a car,

1531
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:32,000
Speaker 2: Kissling next, Nestic and Reddick. I think that's what they are, elk,

1532
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:37,000
Speaker 2: elk and elk, which is close enough to moose and

1533
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:40,760
Speaker 2: moose to make Jess's ears per cup And elk is

1534
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:44,639
Speaker 2: a moose, isn't it? No? Wow, that was a test question,

1535
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,120
Speaker 2: rob and she passed with flying collars. I thought an

1536
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:51,840
Speaker 2: elk was a moose, and elk is in the deer family.

1537
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:53,719
Speaker 2: Isn't a moose in the deer family?

1538
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:54,000
Speaker 8: No?

1539
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:57,719
Speaker 2: Oh, what is a moose? A moose? A moose isn't

1540
01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,759
Speaker 2: in the same family as a deer, A large horse,

1541
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:03,760
Speaker 2: a moose or elk is what this says Rob, A

1542
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:07,160
Speaker 2: moose or elk is the world's tallest, largest, and heaviest

1543
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 2: species of deer. So yes, the same thing. Of course,

1544
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:16,280
Speaker 2: how does she not know chapter and verse about herself

1545
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:21,920
Speaker 2: professed favorite animal? Yeah, I know other facts. You didn't

1546
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:25,800
Speaker 2: know the first one, the biggest one. If you were

1547
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,040
Speaker 2: to say to me, Alan, what's your favorite animal, and

1548
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:30,400
Speaker 2: of course I say the ocelot, you're going to be

1549
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 2: able to ask me any question. I'll be able to

1550
01:18:32,439 --> 01:18:35,800
Speaker 2: tell you what's an oot? Exactly, I'll be able to

1551
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:41,479
Speaker 2: tell you it's a it's a wildcat. They're they're they're

1552
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:47,639
Speaker 2: generally native to Brafil, but they're all over the world.

1553
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,120
Speaker 2: You can find them, Mom. I think I saw one

1554
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:53,360
Speaker 2: when I was in Sedona, Arizona. I don't know if

1555
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:57,280
Speaker 2: they have an in Tucson, Arizonia, but I saw them

1556
01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:00,320
Speaker 2: in Sedona. So if you were to ask me Ellen,

1557
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,880
Speaker 2: what's the gestation period of the ocelot, I'll be able

1558
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:08,679
Speaker 2: to tell you two to three months. But Jess, whose

1559
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 2: favorite animal is the moose, Rob, didn't know that it

1560
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:19,320
Speaker 2: was synonymous with elk and deer and deer. Now I

1561
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:26,479
Speaker 2: could downgrade what is her second favorite animal dosund wiener dog.

1562
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:30,600
Speaker 2: Okay it is you know that doxund. And you know

1563
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 2: you didn't know when Elk was a moose. Do you

1564
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:35,760
Speaker 2: know that a dosund is a wiener dog? All right? Now, Rob,

1565
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 2: we go down to her third favorite animal, which is

1566
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:44,040
Speaker 2: the naked mole rat. If you show up to Jess's

1567
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:47,519
Speaker 2: house with a fully dressed mole rat, you'll be thrown

1568
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:51,400
Speaker 2: out on your ass. What do you know about the

1569
01:19:51,479 --> 01:19:56,080
Speaker 2: naked mole rat? They're blind okay, and bald, blind and

1570
01:19:56,200 --> 01:20:01,800
Speaker 2: bald okay. And I was gonna say, just a joy

1571
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:06,080
Speaker 2: to look at two. They're so cute, yeah, the naked

1572
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:10,000
Speaker 2: mule rat. Boy. By the way, my I love when

1573
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,200
Speaker 2: my kid blows me out of the water with information.

1574
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:14,880
Speaker 2: We're watching Jeopardy like we often are, and there was

1575
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:18,120
Speaker 2: some weird animal category the other night, and my daughter,

1576
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,599
Speaker 2: who will be ten in a week, she is nailing

1577
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:25,559
Speaker 2: these questions with literally rob animals I've never heard of before,

1578
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:29,960
Speaker 2: and she knew these answers. It's like, wow, that's great.

1579
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 2: She's a smart kid. Man. I knew that, but I

1580
01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 2: didn't know. It's one thing. You know, It's one thing

1581
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:36,920
Speaker 2: if you know your kid is like smart, like, you know,

1582
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,040
Speaker 2: a lot of people are smart kids, but when they

1583
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:43,680
Speaker 2: reveal to you what kind of their specific area of

1584
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:47,160
Speaker 2: interest is to the degree that they know, stuck because

1585
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:48,880
Speaker 2: I don't know what she's learning in school, Like I

1586
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:52,479
Speaker 2: know big picture, but I don't know that she's learning about,

1587
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:57,080
Speaker 2: you know, animals that I'm not hipped to. Maybe i've

1588
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,640
Speaker 2: you know. One of the answers was, oh copy, you

1589
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:02,600
Speaker 2: know what I no copy is. It's like a species

1590
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:05,439
Speaker 2: of giraffe. It looks like it has like the hind

1591
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:08,320
Speaker 2: quarters of a zebra. It looks like somebody slapped a

1592
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,880
Speaker 2: bunch of stuff together. It's a mammal, you know, it

1593
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:16,200
Speaker 2: looks like a horse or a giraffe or something. She knew,

1594
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,160
Speaker 2: oh copy. I had heard of them before i'd heard

1595
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:21,680
Speaker 2: the word. I couldn't tell you what it was. She

1596
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:44,559
Speaker 2: nailed it, and I was like, Wow, good for you, Rob.

1597
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,439
Speaker 2: What show is this? They're gonna tell you the name

1598
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:50,680
Speaker 2: of it, and yeah, Three's Company, that's right. This is

1599
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,679
Speaker 2: another So he didn't sing it, but this is another

1600
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:58,400
Speaker 2: TV theme song that the late Alan Thick wrote. This

1601
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,479
Speaker 2: guy was making money hand over fist because of all

1602
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:06,320
Speaker 2: these sitcom theme songs. He wrote a three's company mid seventies,

1603
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:10,519
Speaker 2: late seventies, early eighties. It's one of the first shows

1604
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:14,320
Speaker 2: I can remember just being utterly transfixed by because it

1605
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,679
Speaker 2: was about a guy living with two girls. Now, because

1606
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:19,800
Speaker 2: it was the seventies and they had this, you know,

1607
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 2: pretty uptight landlord. The crux of the show was he

1608
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:25,720
Speaker 2: had to protend the only way he could live with

1609
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 2: two girls, by the way, Rob, is he had to

1610
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:30,519
Speaker 2: pretend he was gay. Right now, Obviously you couldn't do

1611
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:32,320
Speaker 2: this now. They'd be like, people can live with whoever

1612
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 2: they want to live with, and that was probably the

1613
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 2: case then too. But the landlord was so uptight that

1614
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:43,760
Speaker 2: John Ritter, who played the character Jack Tripper, that he

1615
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:47,439
Speaker 2: was gay, but he was also like a ladies man.

1616
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:53,120
Speaker 2: He's also a lothario. So hilarity would ensue if the

1617
01:22:53,479 --> 01:22:56,599
Speaker 2: landlord saw a girl coming out and there were two

1618
01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:58,759
Speaker 2: that lived there. Oh my gosh.

1619
01:22:58,880 --> 01:22:59,080
Speaker 10: Rob.

1620
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 2: Now, comedically it's not really a show that holds up.

1621
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:06,360
Speaker 2: When I was like ten years old, I loved because

1622
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:09,080
Speaker 2: I wanted to be Jack Tripper. You know. My friends

1623
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:12,160
Speaker 2: were like I wanted to be Bo Duke. They wanted

1624
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 2: to be like these guys that were like you know,

1625
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:19,360
Speaker 2: shooting off explosive arrows and crap. Oh, I want to

1626
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:21,560
Speaker 2: be you know, like tough guys from TV shows. I

1627
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,880
Speaker 2: wanted to be the guy banging girls and living with

1628
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:24,439
Speaker 2: two chicks.

1629
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:27,040
Speaker 10: Jack.

1630
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:29,599
Speaker 2: They try to spin off it was called Three's a Crowd.

1631
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,400
Speaker 2: It was Jack and his new wife and her parents

1632
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:34,920
Speaker 2: didn't fly. I don't remember that at all. Oh yeah,

1633
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:38,519
Speaker 2: how long was it on? Maybe two seasons? Okay, yeah,

1634
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:41,400
Speaker 2: And I don't know that. The woman who played the

1635
01:23:41,479 --> 01:23:44,559
Speaker 2: lead his girlfriend. She was his girlfriend at the end

1636
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:46,920
Speaker 2: of Three's Company and then I think they got married.

1637
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,680
Speaker 2: They spun it off into so all the characters have

1638
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:51,920
Speaker 2: been introduced at the end of Three's Company. And of

1639
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,960
Speaker 2: course famously they went through a series of blondes on

1640
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:59,839
Speaker 2: that show too, Suzanne Summers being the first blonde. The roommate.

1641
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:02,960
Speaker 2: They had to really make it idiot proof for you.

1642
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:07,000
Speaker 2: There was a brunette roommate girl and a blonde roommate girl,

1643
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:08,760
Speaker 2: and he had to pretend he.

1644
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:10,720
Speaker 9: Was gay, and you had to pick which one you

1645
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,680
Speaker 9: liked the most. I liked the brunette. There was just

1646
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,560
Speaker 9: always that line in the sand. You couldn't say I

1647
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,280
Speaker 9: like them both. You got to say you picked one.

1648
01:24:17,439 --> 01:24:20,479
Speaker 2: Well, Suzanne Summers, she played Chrissy Snow and she played

1649
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:23,120
Speaker 2: she was playing it like a bubblehead because she's blonde. Yep.

1650
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:28,800
Speaker 2: And Joyce de Witt was the brunette, and I don't

1651
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:32,719
Speaker 2: know there was something about I mean, was Susanne Summers

1652
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:36,280
Speaker 2: lovely and juggy and all that. Absolutely you understood why

1653
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:38,960
Speaker 2: she was the big breakout from that show. But she's

1654
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:41,280
Speaker 2: an early example or the first one I can remember,

1655
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:46,160
Speaker 2: a major star where the network told him to go scratch. Yep,

1656
01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:48,120
Speaker 2: they got too big for their bridges. She goes in

1657
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:50,640
Speaker 2: after Three's Companies a mega hit and goes, I'm the

1658
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:52,720
Speaker 2: star this show and I want more money and they

1659
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:54,800
Speaker 2: said nope. Yeah, oh yeah, I watched this and they

1660
01:24:54,880 --> 01:25:04,160
Speaker 2: replaced her anyway. Jack Tripper, now Jack t Ripper, Rob

1661
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:10,320
Speaker 2: a little different, Yeah, different guy. He stands for the

1662
01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:13,600
Speaker 2: Remember Megan the Scientist. Yeah yeah, Well there was a

1663
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:17,360
Speaker 2: guy named Jack the Ripper. Now he got that name

1664
01:25:17,479 --> 01:25:22,080
Speaker 2: honest because he was the Ripper and they couldn't figure

1665
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:23,840
Speaker 2: out who he was. They were all kinds of other

1666
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:32,439
Speaker 2: people probably ripping right there was probably like Frank the Ripper,

1667
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,080
Speaker 2: this guy for whatever. Now this guy they determined was

1668
01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:38,799
Speaker 2: a scientist of some kind. If you know your history

1669
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 2: or at least your lore, right, Jack the Ripper, who

1670
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:50,720
Speaker 2: was murdering people throughout London in the eighteen hundreds. They

1671
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:52,840
Speaker 2: couldn't get a beat on this guy. They're like, you know,

1672
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,040
Speaker 2: all the crime scene of evidence and people who are

1673
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:58,320
Speaker 2: investigating Jack the Ripper they were like, well, his kills

1674
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:01,160
Speaker 2: are so surgical that they had inferred this is a

1675
01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:03,240
Speaker 2: guy who's had medical training or he's a doctor. And

1676
01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:07,880
Speaker 2: they were never able to positively identify Jack the Ripper.

1677
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:10,960
Speaker 2: But they have done that, and I don't know why

1678
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,160
Speaker 2: it took him so long. I mean, DNA evidence has

1679
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,679
Speaker 2: been around now for thirty or forty years. It doesn't

1680
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:17,599
Speaker 2: this kind of come up every once in a while,

1681
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,439
Speaker 2: and it's not do they actually have it this time?

1682
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,080
Speaker 2: I think so this they said that they have one

1683
01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:30,000
Speaker 2: hundred percent of DNA matched Jack the Ripper ironically not

1684
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,760
Speaker 2: in the Epstein files. It sounds like he might be

1685
01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,800
Speaker 2: the only one. You and me and Jack the Ripper

1686
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:36,479
Speaker 2: rob seem to be turning out to be the only

1687
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:42,520
Speaker 2: people not in the Epstein files. But okay, Aaron Kosminsky,

1688
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:49,040
Speaker 2: they have definitively identified Jack the Ripper as Aaron Kosminsky.

1689
01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:50,880
Speaker 2: Now this is not a new name to people who

1690
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:53,240
Speaker 2: follow this kind of stuff. He had been considered a

1691
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:58,519
Speaker 2: suspect for a while. A Polish barber, so, I guess

1692
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:02,000
Speaker 2: good with a razor, but not a doctor, not a scientist.

1693
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:06,719
Speaker 2: Mariah the scientist is more of a scientist than Jack

1694
01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:13,679
Speaker 2: the Ripper. Right now, Aaron Kosminsky the Ripper just doesn't

1695
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:17,360
Speaker 2: have the same to it. You understand why they went

1696
01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:19,200
Speaker 2: with Jack. They didn't know his name. He's like a

1697
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:23,800
Speaker 2: John Doe, Jack the Ripper. But this says they have

1698
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:29,280
Speaker 2: gotten a one genetic DNA match. Why did it take

1699
01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:33,200
Speaker 2: him so long? Oh? You got to trace down like yeah,

1700
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:38,280
Speaker 2: his great ancestors, this this suspect. His great great grand

1701
01:27:38,439 --> 01:27:43,000
Speaker 2: niece provided a DNA sample that confirmed the link.

1702
01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:43,759
Speaker 10: Wow.

1703
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:49,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so the legal teams now are trying to

1704
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:54,080
Speaker 2: get a formal inquest to officially name him in all

1705
01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:59,400
Speaker 2: of the preceding documents. And if this goes through, and

1706
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:02,400
Speaker 2: if everything is you know, confirmed, it would mark the

1707
01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:07,639
Speaker 2: resolution of one of history's most infamous unsolved cases. After

1708
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:11,479
Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty six years. Rob Aaron Coss Minsky

1709
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:16,760
Speaker 2: the Ripper. Ah, must have been must have been great.

1710
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:19,679
Speaker 9: You know, you get asked to provide a DNA sample

1711
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:22,880
Speaker 9: and you're all, yeah, cool, I wonder who my relative is.

1712
01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:26,439
Speaker 9: They come back and like, oh, your great great great

1713
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:28,920
Speaker 9: grand uncle killed a whole bunch of people. He's Jack

1714
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:33,960
Speaker 9: the Ripper. Oh cool, yeah great? I mean because that

1715
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:36,600
Speaker 9: gives you nothing. It's like being a you know, just

1716
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:38,320
Speaker 9: another sea. It's a star relative.

1717
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:40,519
Speaker 2: But yeah, but you're far enough away from them where

1718
01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:43,680
Speaker 2: Now this is your cocktail party story. Not only has

1719
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:47,800
Speaker 2: Aaron Coss Minsky been confirmed as Jack the Ripper, you

1720
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:51,080
Speaker 2: have been confirmed as being a descendant of Jack the Ripper.

1721
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:52,560
Speaker 2: I mean, it is a story.

1722
01:28:52,439 --> 01:28:55,280
Speaker 9: Sleep with one eye open. Yeah, Like if you're her husband,

1723
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,040
Speaker 9: you're just like, oh man, this bitch as it.

1724
01:28:57,120 --> 01:29:01,200
Speaker 2: Is great great grand niece the Ripper. This, yeah, is

1725
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:02,960
Speaker 2: it dinner? Like she she might kill me in my

1726
01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:05,760
Speaker 2: sleep yep. And depending on who she is, she's like,

1727
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:08,200
Speaker 2: oh my god, I am descended from Jack the Ripper. Yeah,

1728
01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:11,519
Speaker 2: we've done DNA testing, but I'm not black, right, Well

1729
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:15,120
Speaker 2: think oh my god, oh thank oh, thank god. I

1730
01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:17,479
Speaker 2: mean we all are, but you know, every single people

1731
01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:21,519
Speaker 2: really take umbrage at that. That's why you have a

1732
01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:23,000
Speaker 2: kid rock halftime show.

1733
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:33,599
Speaker 5: Hey, the Cork Show on one, I can learn how

1734
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:40,400
Speaker 5: to run a computer, returning an online magician on the.

1735
01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:49,120
Speaker 2: The eren Kirk Show on.

1736
01:29:51,160 --> 01:30:08,080
Speaker 17: MS, roll me upto, we want to un anyone don't

1737
01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:10,840
Speaker 17: like it, just look on the eyes.

1738
01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:14,479
Speaker 3: I didn't come here and I leading in.

1739
01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:16,640
Speaker 2: So sooner around as Rob.

1740
01:30:17,479 --> 01:30:18,120
Speaker 3: Just roll.

1741
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:25,080
Speaker 7: Now you won't see no said and jury.

1742
01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:27,960
Speaker 3: When I get in my wee.

1743
01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:33,720
Speaker 2: You know, Willie Nelson is going to be ninety three

1744
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:35,120
Speaker 2: years old end of April.

1745
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:35,439
Speaker 10: Rob.

1746
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:37,280
Speaker 2: I hope that he makes it. I don't know how

1747
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:39,599
Speaker 2: old snoop doggs get snoops in my age. But there

1748
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:41,080
Speaker 2: was a guy that they pulled over at one of

1749
01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:46,400
Speaker 2: our bureau chiefs in somewhere in Oregon. Hit me up

1750
01:30:46,439 --> 01:30:49,519
Speaker 2: and said, hey, this guy said he got pulled over.

1751
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:58,920
Speaker 2: Where is this? He said that he could smoke more

1752
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:01,639
Speaker 2: weed than Willie Elson. This is what he told the cops.

1753
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:10,240
Speaker 2: That he was screaming at the cops saying that they

1754
01:31:10,439 --> 01:31:16,960
Speaker 2: weren't real patriots that means, and that he could smoke

1755
01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:21,760
Speaker 2: more weed than Willie Nelson. Now I don't know if

1756
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:24,080
Speaker 2: he can or not. There's no way to confirm that,

1757
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:31,840
Speaker 2: but very clearly he smokes a lot of weed, and they,

1758
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:36,160
Speaker 2: you know, wrestle him down. He's tweaking out on something Portland, Oregon.

1759
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:41,559
Speaker 2: Maybe somebody sent it to me, and I just don't

1760
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:43,680
Speaker 2: know if Willy is down for a challenge like that.

1761
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:47,680
Speaker 2: Probably not with that guy, you don't think so. A

1762
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:51,880
Speaker 2: young a guy that's sixty years younger than him. Hey,

1763
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:55,000
Speaker 2: let's see how much weed this guy can smoke. He

1764
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:57,240
Speaker 2: could beat a ninety three year old Willy Nelson in

1765
01:31:57,280 --> 01:32:03,839
Speaker 2: the pot smoking contest. Yeah, smoke more weed than Willie.

1766
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:05,880
Speaker 7: Where did they? Oh?

1767
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:11,679
Speaker 2: There it is? The guy was arrested by Oregon State

1768
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:20,960
Speaker 2: Police fifty three year old Charles Simmons. Simmons walked up

1769
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:23,720
Speaker 2: to another guy's car and said are you loyal to

1770
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:29,160
Speaker 2: the country, and then banging on the window with his

1771
01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:33,440
Speaker 2: pistol and fired a couple of rounds at another passenger

1772
01:32:33,479 --> 01:32:36,280
Speaker 2: who took off or something. And so the cars show up.

1773
01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:39,240
Speaker 2: They said that he tried to car jack him and

1774
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:42,680
Speaker 2: guys on something anyway, So the cops pull up, the

1775
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:49,479
Speaker 2: stateies get there, and he's walking around asking people if

1776
01:32:49,479 --> 01:32:54,240
Speaker 2: they're US citizens. These are the geniuses we've unleashed into

1777
01:32:54,280 --> 01:32:58,880
Speaker 2: the world, by the way, emboldened, and he said police

1778
01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:04,000
Speaker 2: are violating the constant how I don't know, probably some

1779
01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:07,720
Speaker 2: top down orders. He told police he could smoke more

1780
01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:11,000
Speaker 2: weed than Willie Nelson and he was taking zoloft to

1781
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:15,360
Speaker 2: treat his PTSD. Okay, so they took him in for

1782
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:18,400
Speaker 2: X rays and he said that he was part of

1783
01:33:18,439 --> 01:33:20,960
Speaker 2: an armed militia on a mission, which in the state

1784
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,240
Speaker 2: of Oregon, that's probably the only true thing he said,

1785
01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:28,400
Speaker 2: and he was Apparently the cops got there after this

1786
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:31,760
Speaker 2: guy kept trying to take other people's cars like he'd

1787
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:38,240
Speaker 2: I don't know, Oregon's a wild place point. But again

1788
01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:41,040
Speaker 2: what jumped out at me was I can smoke as

1789
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:44,360
Speaker 2: a flex. I can smoke more weed than Willie Nelson. Now,

1790
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:49,240
Speaker 2: couldn't get Willie this prime? Yeah, right, by the way,

1791
01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:52,880
Speaker 2: devotion to accuracy. I was talking about them positively identifying

1792
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:57,439
Speaker 2: Jack the Ripper, and they said he was a Polish barber.

1793
01:33:57,760 --> 01:33:59,679
Speaker 2: Right for a long time they said, oh, this guy's

1794
01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:02,679
Speaker 2: the kills are done with some degree of surgical precision.

1795
01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:04,920
Speaker 2: Cotton balls and a number of other people texting me

1796
01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:08,840
Speaker 2: in the break said to be fair. Back then, barbers

1797
01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:15,400
Speaker 2: were surgeons. I didn't know that. Now, granted, Rob, I'm

1798
01:34:15,479 --> 01:34:19,400
Speaker 2: not that bright, but I didn't know that that they did.

1799
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:22,600
Speaker 2: Like that the barbers were, I assume by dint of

1800
01:34:22,640 --> 01:34:25,439
Speaker 2: the fact that they were working with razors, they were

1801
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:32,320
Speaker 2: the primary medical practitioners operations and Hella haircuts right. Yes,

1802
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:35,120
Speaker 2: remember Sweeney Todd, the surgeon of Fleet Street. I remember

1803
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:40,360
Speaker 2: seeing that musical in college. Yeah, the worst pies in London.

1804
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:46,920
Speaker 2: Due to their dexterity with razors and a decree from

1805
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:53,240
Speaker 2: the twelfth century that forbid monks from shedding blood, barbers

1806
01:34:54,160 --> 01:34:59,120
Speaker 2: became essential medical providers. Now, granted, back then this is

1807
01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:01,720
Speaker 2: like when they were you know, I mean, I know

1808
01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:04,800
Speaker 2: they still use leeches and but this was their primary

1809
01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:07,559
Speaker 2: care physicians. Back then, you know, they were like drilling

1810
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:10,160
Speaker 2: holes in people's heads and things like that. They didn't

1811
01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:15,400
Speaker 2: know what they didn't know. In seventeen forty five, in

1812
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:18,960
Speaker 2: England the trades were officially separated. I guess by that

1813
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:23,360
Speaker 2: time there had been enough useful medical knowledge gleaned where

1814
01:35:23,360 --> 01:35:26,280
Speaker 2: they could say, but imagine you're a barber slash surgeon.

1815
01:35:27,439 --> 01:35:31,040
Speaker 2: And then in England mid seventeen hundreds they come along

1816
01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:33,080
Speaker 2: and they go, eh, I know you've been to them both.

1817
01:35:34,439 --> 01:35:37,120
Speaker 2: You got to just stick the cutting hair and like,

1818
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,080
Speaker 2: you know, people's health is so bad that their hair

1819
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:42,680
Speaker 2: falls out naturally. It really not much for me to do.

1820
01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:47,040
Speaker 2: How did they demarcate? How do they determine? You stay

1821
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:51,200
Speaker 2: on the surgeon track now you're a barber. The disposition

1822
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:54,760
Speaker 2: I don't know. Is that where bedside manor came from.

1823
01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:57,200
Speaker 2: Rob I believe it's spelled m A and o R.

1824
01:35:57,479 --> 01:36:02,120
Speaker 2: Right bedside manner is where these surgeon and barbers would live. Yeah,

1825
01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:04,000
Speaker 2: it's like an early version of a reality, you know,

1826
01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:07,160
Speaker 2: like summer House. It was like an early version of that.

1827
01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:09,320
Speaker 2: They'd all live together. They would have stayed longer, but

1828
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:12,320
Speaker 2: it's way too long to take the pictures. Oh my god.

1829
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:14,559
Speaker 2: And if you had ever been in the oh god,

1830
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:17,200
Speaker 2: damn it, Jim. And if you've ever been in that

1831
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:26,719
Speaker 2: fantasy suite, Wow, a lot of blood and hair. Alan,

1832
01:36:26,760 --> 01:36:28,719
Speaker 2: I always getting nervous when you come back from brick

1833
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:32,040
Speaker 2: with Willie Nelson music. I get it. I understand because

1834
01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:36,439
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to play it. Yep, no, trust me,

1835
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:39,479
Speaker 2: I'll be coming back with all Willie Nelson. When Willy

1836
01:36:39,600 --> 01:36:52,840
Speaker 2: goes you watching the Olympics tonight. I watched it by

1837
01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:57,000
Speaker 2: accident this morning, by accident. Yep. When did you talking

1838
01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:59,920
Speaker 2: to my new friend Jay Farrell about it? Yeah?

1839
01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:03,800
Speaker 9: Rob, Rob was Jay Farrow's security for a minute after

1840
01:37:03,880 --> 01:37:04,479
Speaker 9: he left here.

1841
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:06,760
Speaker 2: You did, you were running interference? Yeah, we had to

1842
01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:09,320
Speaker 2: run all the way down to the arcade. It's pretty funny. Anyway,

1843
01:37:09,960 --> 01:37:10,280
Speaker 2: I was.

1844
01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:12,960
Speaker 9: I was on the couch doing some work this morning

1845
01:37:13,280 --> 01:37:15,080
Speaker 9: because everything in my house is all torn up, so

1846
01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:17,080
Speaker 9: my office and studio, everything's all over the place.

1847
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:19,400
Speaker 2: So I was just sitting on the couch schedule music

1848
01:37:19,439 --> 01:37:20,360
Speaker 2: and doing stuff for the weekend.

1849
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:26,280
Speaker 9: And I put Peacock on because i'll watch the news

1850
01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:32,760
Speaker 9: on occasion, and uh, the Olympics came on curling and

1851
01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:36,240
Speaker 9: I forgot completely that it was even happening, and I

1852
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:40,040
Speaker 9: watched curling for a little while. Is US and the

1853
01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:42,120
Speaker 9: Czech Republic or something like that was I don't think

1854
01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:45,360
Speaker 9: they're called that anymore, check something.

1855
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:50,519
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, check ya, Checknia, Chechnya. No, no, they they

1856
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:52,160
Speaker 2: called the check the Czech Republic.

1857
01:37:52,280 --> 01:37:52,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1858
01:37:52,479 --> 01:37:58,479
Speaker 9: Yeah, so they were playing they were huh yeah, I

1859
01:37:58,520 --> 01:37:59,800
Speaker 9: don't know what it's called if you play or not,

1860
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,920
Speaker 9: but yeah, so I completely forgot, and then I'm like,

1861
01:38:04,080 --> 01:38:06,400
Speaker 9: the women's hockey game from yesterday came on, so I

1862
01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:08,439
Speaker 9: left it on and I was watching that, but then

1863
01:38:08,439 --> 01:38:10,559
Speaker 9: I start feeling bad, like do those like, do those

1864
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:13,400
Speaker 9: people feel bad that they've already been competing in the

1865
01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:15,160
Speaker 9: opening ceremonies haven't even happened yet.

1866
01:38:16,120 --> 01:38:18,559
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like, do you feel like it's less then?

1867
01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:24,040
Speaker 2: Like when they give away the technical oscars before the telecast, Yeah,

1868
01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:26,800
Speaker 2: you're like, well, why don't I count? Yeah, the Grammys

1869
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:31,800
Speaker 2: that aren't televised curling, all right, Yeah it was. I

1870
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,840
Speaker 2: mean it's it's a cool thing to watch. Point they

1871
01:38:33,920 --> 01:38:37,280
Speaker 2: yell at each other. Yeah, well because the sports started

1872
01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:39,479
Speaker 2: in Scotland. Sweet yell.

1873
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:39,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1874
01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:40,799
Speaker 7: Sweep.

1875
01:38:42,600 --> 01:38:45,440
Speaker 2: See this is how Jess could get into the Olympics,

1876
01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:51,000
Speaker 2: because she famously sweeps the snow away from her drive. Yeah,

1877
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:53,120
Speaker 2: and we get this in clement weather. So it stands

1878
01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:57,640
Speaker 2: to reason that, in lieu of a shovel, which she

1879
01:38:57,720 --> 01:39:04,120
Speaker 2: seems to have an almost pathological allergy to, this very

1880
01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 2: simple solution to a common problem, she ops for the

1881
01:39:07,439 --> 01:39:11,559
Speaker 2: broom every time. Yeah, right next to the shovel, actually

1882
01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:15,000
Speaker 2: outside the broom is next to the shovel. So when

1883
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:20,040
Speaker 2: there's snow, you walk out, grab the broom, not the shovel. Well,

1884
01:39:20,120 --> 01:39:22,960
Speaker 2: I know, the shovel's kind of janky, but yeah, I

1885
01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:25,839
Speaker 2: mean it's heavy and I have no muscle mass anymore.

1886
01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:30,439
Speaker 2: Ground's frozen. You did have muscle mass, but you don't anymore. Yeah,

1887
01:39:30,520 --> 01:39:32,320
Speaker 2: I mean you are still a performer. I mean you

1888
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:34,519
Speaker 2: are doing some degree of cardio when you're singing with

1889
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:36,519
Speaker 2: the band. Yeah, but I mean I was in the

1890
01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:38,840
Speaker 2: best shape of my life before I had a baby. Yeah,

1891
01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:41,680
Speaker 2: you're not curling the kid. Speaking of curling, you're not

1892
01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:44,160
Speaker 2: doing like calisthenics with the kid at any time. He's

1893
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:48,040
Speaker 2: like fifteen pounds, so it doesn't he's not that big, right,

1894
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:51,320
Speaker 2: Just do more reps. Yeah, just throw them in the

1895
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:54,320
Speaker 2: air a couple more times. Well, I just stick with curling.

1896
01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:59,640
Speaker 2: I think that's frying too. Yep, No, just throw them

1897
01:39:59,640 --> 01:40:04,080
Speaker 2: in the air. He's fine. Some power snatch. Like hey,

1898
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:08,639
Speaker 2: Hayley Williams band. Yeah, you said she could join the Olympics.

1899
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:11,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, what are they like they put chain

1900
01:40:11,080 --> 01:40:15,840
Speaker 2: smoking bogies into the Olympic events. Hey, listen, she would

1901
01:40:16,200 --> 01:40:23,040
Speaker 2: no the broom the curling because The curl is the move, right, curling,

1902
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:26,840
Speaker 2: it's not the brooming. Isn't the curl what you do

1903
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:30,559
Speaker 2: with the stone? The stone? Yeah, the curl of the burl?

1904
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:33,599
Speaker 2: They would they do the slide there on the knee. Yeah.

1905
01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:36,200
Speaker 2: And then there's a curling club here in Cleveland. Curling

1906
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:39,160
Speaker 2: it's an Olympic sport. Yeah. Have you seen the thing

1907
01:40:39,160 --> 01:40:41,360
Speaker 2: where they kind of move the stone and then they're

1908
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:44,160
Speaker 2: brushing very rapidly in front of it. It's kind of

1909
01:40:44,240 --> 01:40:48,400
Speaker 2: like a but on ice. I thought they were professionally

1910
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:56,719
Speaker 2: like curling weights. No, that's called body building. Oh, curling

1911
01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:59,599
Speaker 2: this morning every day with Jess is a new adventure.

1912
01:40:59,640 --> 01:40:59,880
Speaker 5: Really.

1913
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:03,360
Speaker 2: It kind of looks like croquet but on ice. I No,

1914
01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:04,960
Speaker 2: are they not on ice?

1915
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:07,000
Speaker 9: No, they're on ice, very very much on ice. Just

1916
01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:11,240
Speaker 9: nothing like croquet. Oh, it's more like bachi ball or

1917
01:41:11,280 --> 01:41:22,800
Speaker 9: that type of shuffle balling shuffle? Yeah, Okay, who's that curl?

1918
01:41:22,920 --> 01:41:23,560
Speaker 2: Is what they're saying that?

1919
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:23,880
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1920
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:31,040
Speaker 2: You know, did someone send you my old Clee Dog

1921
01:41:31,280 --> 01:41:33,360
Speaker 2: magazine cover? He did and then asked me.

1922
01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:36,760
Speaker 9: They're like, hey, you should really talk to Alan about this. Yeah,

1923
01:41:37,400 --> 01:41:38,840
Speaker 9: and he can tell the story because I have you

1924
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:40,280
Speaker 9: ever heard the story and I said, you know, I've

1925
01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:41,880
Speaker 9: heard most stories, I've.

1926
01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:45,120
Speaker 2: Not heard this one years ago. This would have been

1927
01:41:45,160 --> 01:41:50,280
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen. There is a local publication. I think COVID

1928
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:53,479
Speaker 2: might have killed the publishing part. They might still be online.

1929
01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:57,400
Speaker 2: They were called Clee Dog and it was to spotlight

1930
01:41:57,960 --> 01:42:01,320
Speaker 2: animals and their owners, and you know, the better known owner,

1931
01:42:01,439 --> 01:42:03,960
Speaker 2: the better, I guess. And it just turned out I

1932
01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:06,000
Speaker 2: didn't know until she told me. It turned out that

1933
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:09,280
Speaker 2: the woman who published it lived a few blocks away

1934
01:42:09,320 --> 01:42:11,479
Speaker 2: from me, and she was like, Hey, is this something

1935
01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:14,040
Speaker 2: you'd like to be a part of. We're gonna do

1936
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:16,559
Speaker 2: like a I think it was a Christmas issue, right,

1937
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:21,000
Speaker 2: because the cover had me in like a dumb Christmas

1938
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:24,680
Speaker 2: sweater holding Juno, our dog that we put down right

1939
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:27,760
Speaker 2: before Thanksgiving. I got ten extra pounds on me. I'm

1940
01:42:27,760 --> 01:42:30,560
Speaker 2: wearing a dumb Christmas weater. But my daughter was like

1941
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:33,680
Speaker 2: just shy of two, and my wife was like, oh,

1942
01:42:33,720 --> 01:42:35,759
Speaker 2: you should do it to be cute. I go, okay, fine,

1943
01:42:36,320 --> 01:42:38,840
Speaker 2: you know whatever, It's fine. What do I g It

1944
01:42:38,960 --> 01:42:41,960
Speaker 2: be funny? Right, And so they have the cover and

1945
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:44,519
Speaker 2: it's me and it's Juno and I'm making some dumb

1946
01:42:44,600 --> 01:42:49,840
Speaker 2: I'm smiling like I'm well. When this was first published,

1947
01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:54,000
Speaker 2: my wife brought it in and she was laughing so

1948
01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:58,240
Speaker 2: hard she couldn't catch her breath at the lead photo inside,

1949
01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:03,160
Speaker 2: which was me making this terrible face. I think it's hilarious.

1950
01:43:03,280 --> 01:43:03,360
Speaker 5: Now.

1951
01:43:03,439 --> 01:43:06,479
Speaker 2: Granted I had no editorial control, take some photos, ask

1952
01:43:06,560 --> 01:43:10,400
Speaker 2: some questions, look Q and anything right and low stakes.

1953
01:43:11,080 --> 01:43:13,880
Speaker 2: I had no editorial input whatsoever. They never came to

1954
01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:15,599
Speaker 2: me and said, hey, can we use this photo now?

1955
01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:18,280
Speaker 2: If they had, I would have still said yes, absolutely,

1956
01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:21,080
Speaker 2: that is high hilarious, without question. They're looking to get

1957
01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:24,200
Speaker 2: a good picture of the animal, not of the owner,

1958
01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:26,720
Speaker 2: and so the result was if you're watching the live

1959
01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:29,639
Speaker 2: stream you'll see it is. They got a great photo

1960
01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:32,040
Speaker 2: of my dog. She was a blue Merle, so she

1961
01:43:32,160 --> 01:43:35,000
Speaker 2: was an Aussi and she had one blue eye and

1962
01:43:35,080 --> 01:43:38,960
Speaker 2: so a striking dog right and sure her tongues out.

1963
01:43:39,160 --> 01:43:41,760
Speaker 2: But the face that I am making, I didn't make

1964
01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:45,439
Speaker 2: that face. They snapped the photo and that's what they

1965
01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:48,080
Speaker 2: got and put it in there. Now, all of the

1966
01:43:48,160 --> 01:43:51,400
Speaker 2: photos from this particular issue was like Christmas of twenty seventeen.

1967
01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:54,000
Speaker 2: All the photos from this particular issue, mind you, I

1968
01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:57,040
Speaker 2: have Matten framed on the wall of my half bath.

1969
01:43:58,280 --> 01:43:59,800
Speaker 2: So every time I go in there and take a squirt,

1970
01:44:01,200 --> 01:44:03,200
Speaker 2: I see this thing and you know, meet Alan Cox,

1971
01:44:03,280 --> 01:44:06,400
Speaker 2: talk show host, husband, father, dog, dad, right, usual stuff.

1972
01:44:07,680 --> 01:44:10,839
Speaker 2: And so yeah, almost ten years ago, and the photo

1973
01:44:11,240 --> 01:44:13,559
Speaker 2: of my fe again because people were like, why would

1974
01:44:13,560 --> 01:44:16,560
Speaker 2: you make that face? I didn't make that face. It

1975
01:44:16,640 --> 01:44:19,200
Speaker 2: looks intentionally. Well you could tell they got a good

1976
01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:21,880
Speaker 2: photo because the dogs are jumpy, right, I mean. And

1977
01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:24,080
Speaker 2: on the inside there were photos of like me and

1978
01:44:24,200 --> 01:44:26,160
Speaker 2: my wife and my you know, like I said, my

1979
01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:29,400
Speaker 2: daughter was like almost two and she was just adorable

1980
01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:33,519
Speaker 2: and I'm wearing this dumb Christmas weater or whatever. I'm like,

1981
01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:35,840
Speaker 2: that picture is frigging hilarious.

1982
01:44:35,960 --> 01:44:38,439
Speaker 9: Well, you can tell you were basically I could probably

1983
01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:40,880
Speaker 9: guess exactly what you were saying, Like you were probably

1984
01:44:40,920 --> 01:44:42,640
Speaker 9: like the dogs like okay, come on, let's go, get

1985
01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:43,960
Speaker 9: me out of here, like I think she was being

1986
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:45,720
Speaker 9: wiggley and I was trying to yeah, you know, and

1987
01:44:45,800 --> 01:44:47,200
Speaker 9: You're just like, okay, come on, let's go.

1988
01:44:47,520 --> 01:44:49,040
Speaker 2: I'm just sitting there. Yeah, I'm sitting there with my

1989
01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:52,519
Speaker 2: legs crossed it. Yeah, And so that was the photo

1990
01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:55,320
Speaker 2: that thest Man I'm like what, I have liked a

1991
01:44:55,439 --> 01:45:00,920
Speaker 2: morph But yes, but I'm not a photogenic person. In general,

1992
01:45:01,439 --> 01:45:05,400
Speaker 2: some people it's impossible for them to take a bad picture.

1993
01:45:05,479 --> 01:45:07,559
Speaker 2: I am not one of those people, right, I think

1994
01:45:07,560 --> 01:45:10,680
Speaker 2: I'm okay to look at It doesn't matter because I

1995
01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:14,800
Speaker 2: am not photogenic at all. So any good picture you

1996
01:45:14,960 --> 01:45:17,799
Speaker 2: ever see of me, it was taken without my knowledge.

1997
01:45:17,920 --> 01:45:20,439
Speaker 2: If you get me in my natural habitat, okay, if

1998
01:45:20,479 --> 01:45:25,320
Speaker 2: I have to pose or smile or look awful, right,

1999
01:45:25,560 --> 01:45:27,639
Speaker 2: you'd think that I was someone who had never made

2000
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:31,519
Speaker 2: facial expressions before. It's just not my natural state. My

2001
01:45:31,640 --> 01:45:35,800
Speaker 2: natural state is resting. Bitch. Face is my natural state,

2002
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:39,240
Speaker 2: I guess right, leave me alone. Face is my natural state.

2003
01:45:39,439 --> 01:45:41,160
Speaker 2: I don't mean for it to be like that. I

2004
01:45:41,240 --> 01:45:44,160
Speaker 2: don't want to project that I'm an uninviting individual. I'm

2005
01:45:44,320 --> 01:45:49,200
Speaker 2: just not photogenic. And so, but I thought that picture

2006
01:45:49,360 --> 01:45:52,519
Speaker 2: was high hilarious because they're trying to get a good

2007
01:45:52,560 --> 01:45:55,040
Speaker 2: picture of the dog, or at least a usable picture

2008
01:45:55,040 --> 01:45:59,719
Speaker 2: of the dog. And so, uh, yeah, so that person

2009
01:45:59,800 --> 01:46:02,439
Speaker 2: told you, Hey, ask Alan about this? Yeah, he wrote,

2010
01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:05,559
Speaker 2: Has Allan ever told you about how this photo came about?

2011
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:09,519
Speaker 2: It still boggles the mind. As as the why make

2012
01:46:09,640 --> 01:46:11,920
Speaker 2: that face in a photo shoot? Oh so this is

2013
01:46:11,960 --> 01:46:13,680
Speaker 2: one of those people who thought it was your dad.

2014
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:16,960
Speaker 2: On purpose side, it's funny as hell, though it is funny. Again,

2015
01:46:16,960 --> 01:46:20,439
Speaker 2: I'm also not somebody who when I first came to town,

2016
01:46:20,479 --> 01:46:22,000
Speaker 2: i'd only been here a couple of years ago, and

2017
01:46:22,080 --> 01:46:24,320
Speaker 2: you know, publications and local media they're always looking for

2018
01:46:24,400 --> 01:46:27,360
Speaker 2: fresh meat. And so Jim Vickers did. I don't even

2019
01:46:27,360 --> 01:46:29,120
Speaker 2: know if he's there anymore, but he did a huge

2020
01:46:29,160 --> 01:46:31,960
Speaker 2: piece on me for Cleveland Magazine and it was great.

2021
01:46:31,960 --> 01:46:34,400
Speaker 2: It wasn't cover, but it was a nice, big piece,

2022
01:46:34,479 --> 01:46:37,280
Speaker 2: probably the I've had a lot of articles written over

2023
01:46:37,320 --> 01:46:38,840
Speaker 2: the course of my career, and I've done a lot

2024
01:46:38,880 --> 01:46:41,720
Speaker 2: of interviews. It's it's probably the best piece that's ever

2025
01:46:41,800 --> 01:46:47,960
Speaker 2: been done on me by Jim Vickers. And those were

2026
01:46:47,960 --> 01:46:49,400
Speaker 2: a lot of photos that I had to take and

2027
01:46:49,439 --> 01:46:51,240
Speaker 2: I had to mug a little bit, and I mean

2028
01:46:51,360 --> 01:46:55,120
Speaker 2: kind of my hair was longer and brown, and you know,

2029
01:46:55,200 --> 01:46:58,640
Speaker 2: so I'm kind of making faces. But I don't go

2030
01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:02,160
Speaker 2: into a situation like that being like, hey here I am.

2031
01:47:02,280 --> 01:47:04,800
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not like wacky guy, right, so I

2032
01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:06,720
Speaker 2: just kind of try to you know, Yeah, I'll play

2033
01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:10,479
Speaker 2: around a little bit bit. I would not make how

2034
01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:12,800
Speaker 2: would you. I wouldn't know how to make that face. No,

2035
01:47:12,920 --> 01:47:14,880
Speaker 2: if you tried to replicate that, you know, you were

2036
01:47:15,479 --> 01:47:19,320
Speaker 2: it was like if someone just caught one. You know,

2037
01:47:19,560 --> 01:47:21,479
Speaker 2: the time it takes for a shutter to close. That

2038
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:23,599
Speaker 2: was the face you were making. Yeah, you know, talking

2039
01:47:23,640 --> 01:47:27,160
Speaker 2: about your dog being uncomfortable. It's great. Yeah, I love

2040
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:31,000
Speaker 2: that pretty good. Yeah, so yeah, that's that. But yeah,

2041
01:47:31,120 --> 01:47:33,880
Speaker 2: I mean nine years ago, I think this was the

2042
01:47:34,200 --> 01:47:38,400
Speaker 2: Christmas issue. Yeah, because I'm wearing chrismas water. Duh. I

2043
01:47:38,479 --> 01:47:40,840
Speaker 2: didn't see any pictures other than that one. That was

2044
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:44,400
Speaker 2: the only photo I saw. Yeah, the ones inside, it's

2045
01:47:44,479 --> 01:47:47,479
Speaker 2: just pictures of you know, they want the dog, of course. Yeah.

2046
01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:52,760
Speaker 2: But she was cute. Oh yeah, it is adorable. I

2047
01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:54,360
Speaker 2: mean I've seen other pictures of her, but that's a

2048
01:47:54,479 --> 01:48:00,880
Speaker 2: that's a great picture. So uh yeah, there you go.

2049
01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:03,080
Speaker 2: I've got to take a break here, a little tripped

2050
01:48:03,080 --> 01:48:07,000
Speaker 2: out every land rob my dear departed Juno. It's good

2051
01:48:07,040 --> 01:48:10,000
Speaker 2: to let people like me. I didn't know, that's yeah right, yes,

2052
01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:12,360
Speaker 2: and now you knew me sleep the Sleep of Angel.

2053
01:48:12,439 --> 01:48:15,680
Speaker 2: That's tonight. Having seen this, try to scrub that from

2054
01:48:15,720 --> 01:48:20,520
Speaker 2: your mind. Grapes The Allen Carr.

2055
01:48:20,320 --> 01:48:27,160
Speaker 3: Show on one seven call the Alan Carr Show.

2056
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:30,759
Speaker 2: You met Alan? Oh my god, I forgot about Allan. Okay,

2057
01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:32,679
Speaker 2: you have a whiteboard two.

2058
01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:35,800
Speaker 8: One six seven eight one double O seven or three

2059
01:48:35,840 --> 01:48:37,200
Speaker 8: four eight one double O seven.

2060
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:42,400
Speaker 2: I am bored.

2061
01:48:44,360 --> 01:48:45,920
Speaker 3: I'm the chairman of the board.

2062
01:48:48,040 --> 01:48:49,679
Speaker 2: I'm linking my lab.

2063
01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:51,519
Speaker 3: I'm living like a dog.

2064
01:48:57,000 --> 01:48:58,040
Speaker 2: Oh ze.

2065
01:48:59,560 --> 01:48:59,840
Speaker 3: Nights.

2066
01:49:08,439 --> 01:49:11,200
Speaker 2: So do you have to spend all weekend packing crap

2067
01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:15,840
Speaker 2: and moving crap and not all weekend the bulk of

2068
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:16,360
Speaker 2: the weekend.

2069
01:49:17,040 --> 01:49:19,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've got two weekends left, this one and and

2070
01:49:20,240 --> 01:49:22,280
Speaker 9: next and then it's like you can spread it out.

2071
01:49:22,760 --> 01:49:25,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we'll take a bunch over this week.

2072
01:49:25,360 --> 01:49:28,160
Speaker 9: My goal is to have the house completely empty for

2073
01:49:28,439 --> 01:49:30,479
Speaker 9: like of the stuff that we're taking with us to

2074
01:49:30,560 --> 01:49:32,800
Speaker 9: the rental, uh, for when the movers get there on

2075
01:49:32,840 --> 01:49:36,599
Speaker 9: the sixteenth, so like they'll walk in. Everything that's left

2076
01:49:36,680 --> 01:49:39,240
Speaker 9: is just going in the truck, going into storage, and

2077
01:49:39,320 --> 01:49:42,120
Speaker 9: then we're done until we move again in April.

2078
01:49:42,920 --> 01:49:46,720
Speaker 2: April April, God, that feels like forever. Yeah, before you

2079
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:47,000
Speaker 2: know it.

2080
01:49:47,080 --> 01:49:48,840
Speaker 9: But yeah, I mean when you think about it, it's

2081
01:49:49,120 --> 01:49:54,120
Speaker 9: mid February, right, So we'll have all of March, and

2082
01:49:54,200 --> 01:49:56,400
Speaker 9: I don't know, it depends on So they're having a

2083
01:49:56,439 --> 01:49:59,600
Speaker 9: house built. The people that are in the house for

2084
01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:03,000
Speaker 9: moving to an April, they're having a house built. So

2085
01:50:03,040 --> 01:50:04,519
Speaker 9: I don't know if it'll be the beginning of April

2086
01:50:04,600 --> 01:50:07,360
Speaker 9: or the end of April that that will take possession

2087
01:50:07,400 --> 01:50:07,560
Speaker 9: of that.

2088
01:50:07,840 --> 01:50:10,080
Speaker 2: But I mean it's, you know what, a month and

2089
01:50:10,120 --> 01:50:11,840
Speaker 2: a half. I could do a month and a half

2090
01:50:11,840 --> 01:50:16,120
Speaker 2: standing on my head. It's been so long, so it

2091
01:50:16,200 --> 01:50:18,519
Speaker 2: won't it won't. It'll be it'll be easy.

2092
01:50:18,640 --> 01:50:20,479
Speaker 9: So it's just I mean again with Katelyn at school,

2093
01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:23,320
Speaker 9: my oldest daughter, my youngest is those are the three

2094
01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:24,080
Speaker 9: of us, you know what I mean.

2095
01:50:24,080 --> 01:50:26,200
Speaker 2: It's not a not a huge deal. It's a great

2096
01:50:26,200 --> 01:50:28,479
Speaker 2: little house that we we we short term rented, so

2097
01:50:29,160 --> 01:50:30,320
Speaker 2: everybody's excited. It's good.

2098
01:50:30,360 --> 01:50:33,240
Speaker 9: It's going to be nice to change palette. You know,

2099
01:50:33,360 --> 01:50:38,240
Speaker 9: I'm one that likes moving. I don't like staying in

2100
01:50:38,280 --> 01:50:40,679
Speaker 9: the same place too long. I get bored.

2101
01:50:41,120 --> 01:50:43,000
Speaker 2: I don't like driving the same car for too long.

2102
01:50:43,040 --> 01:50:43,639
Speaker 2: I get bored.

2103
01:50:44,040 --> 01:50:46,080
Speaker 9: So you know it's it's it's you're a no mad

2104
01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:48,360
Speaker 9: rock kind of it's kind of fundamental to what do

2105
01:50:48,439 --> 01:50:49,120
Speaker 9: we do for a living.

2106
01:50:49,360 --> 01:50:51,040
Speaker 2: Oh, it totally is. Well, I'm usually not at a

2107
01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:54,560
Speaker 2: radio station for sixteen years. Yeah, it's weird. Right. You

2108
01:50:54,680 --> 01:50:56,360
Speaker 2: start looking at your stuff and you're like, oh man,

2109
01:50:56,439 --> 01:50:58,800
Speaker 2: I haven't packed in a long time. I'm starting to

2110
01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:03,160
Speaker 2: board things. How much you've accumulated. Oh yeah, well that

2111
01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:07,240
Speaker 2: that happens just fast as Yeah, I mean that happens

2112
01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:10,240
Speaker 2: fast anyway with that with that many people in the house,

2113
01:51:10,280 --> 01:51:12,439
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So it's just by default.

2114
01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:16,519
Speaker 2: So it's good to just cleanse and start over looking

2115
01:51:16,560 --> 01:51:19,800
Speaker 2: forward to it. Taking possession of a house is tough.

2116
01:51:19,800 --> 01:51:24,200
Speaker 2: You gotta be care but you can like cleave a message.

2117
01:51:25,120 --> 01:51:26,040
Speaker 3: I see that you can.

2118
01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:30,680
Speaker 2: If that's true, then you must know my mother's maiden name.

2119
01:51:31,439 --> 01:51:31,920
Speaker 6: What is it.

2120
01:51:35,080 --> 01:51:44,120
Speaker 2: An? That's their maiden? Yeah? Any excuse, any excuse? Uh,

2121
01:51:44,240 --> 01:51:46,639
Speaker 2: there is a subreddit I enjoy. I spend a little

2122
01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:49,360
Speaker 2: bit of time on Reddit. There's a subreddit I enjoy

2123
01:51:49,520 --> 01:51:54,200
Speaker 2: very much. It's called nature is effing Lit and it

2124
01:51:54,439 --> 01:51:56,960
Speaker 2: is as advertised, And you find all kinds of wild

2125
01:51:57,080 --> 01:52:04,479
Speaker 2: stuff over there. Uh the city of Venice, not California, Venice, Italy.

2126
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:08,160
Speaker 2: You know, it's all water over there. Rob og Venice. Oh,

2127
01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:14,280
Speaker 2: the canals. Uh, that city is being terrorized. I'll just

2128
01:52:14,360 --> 01:52:17,080
Speaker 2: reach you the top line info here. The city is

2129
01:52:17,120 --> 01:52:22,240
Speaker 2: being terrorized by cannibal jellyfish with a disappearing anis one

2130
01:52:22,280 --> 01:52:25,880
Speaker 2: more time. The city of Venice in Italy is being

2131
01:52:26,040 --> 01:52:31,400
Speaker 2: overrun by cannibal jellyfish with a disappearing anus. That's what

2132
01:52:31,479 --> 01:52:35,040
Speaker 2: I thought you said. Okay, cool, go on. Yeah, you

2133
01:52:35,200 --> 01:52:38,519
Speaker 2: bookworms will remember Harry Potter and the Disappearing Anus as

2134
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:43,240
Speaker 2: the least popular book with that series. Yeah, overrun by

2135
01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:49,280
Speaker 2: something called Nememiopsis letty i, also known as the The

2136
01:52:49,360 --> 01:52:52,680
Speaker 2: other names are great too, the warty combe jelly or

2137
01:52:52,760 --> 01:52:58,000
Speaker 2: the sea walnut. Okay, oh god, hey, what is your

2138
01:52:58,160 --> 01:53:03,080
Speaker 2: favorite maritime delic his sea I like sea walnuts? Oh

2139
01:53:03,160 --> 01:53:05,320
Speaker 2: are they hard? No, it's a cannibal jellyfish with a

2140
01:53:05,360 --> 01:53:08,240
Speaker 2: disappearing anus. That sounds much better as a walnut. Let's

2141
01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:11,439
Speaker 2: go really does, Yes, let's go with sea walnut. It's

2142
01:53:11,520 --> 01:53:16,439
Speaker 2: one among the one hundred most dangerous invasive species in

2143
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:24,800
Speaker 2: the world, number ninety nine, rob clingy girlfriends. Okay, So

2144
01:53:24,960 --> 01:53:31,920
Speaker 2: these cannibal jellyfish that eat their own offspring, I mean

2145
01:53:31,920 --> 01:53:35,120
Speaker 2: they're not the only animal in nature that does that right? Hamsters?

2146
01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:39,960
Speaker 2: Hamsters eat their own offspring. Her favorite animal is a moose.

2147
01:53:40,080 --> 01:53:43,240
Speaker 2: Rob still doesn't know that it's also an elk. Happens

2148
01:53:43,240 --> 01:53:48,360
Speaker 2: to you, happens to know that hamsters eat their offspring? Yeah,

2149
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:50,600
Speaker 2: all right, how do you know that? Because you have

2150
01:53:50,680 --> 01:53:52,960
Speaker 2: one as a kid. Tell me this and it ate

2151
01:53:53,000 --> 01:53:56,240
Speaker 2: the other one? Uh no, My sister had hamsters and

2152
01:53:56,320 --> 01:53:58,680
Speaker 2: then we came home one day and one ate the

2153
01:53:58,760 --> 01:54:01,840
Speaker 2: other one's brain. Okay, how to get into the brain?

2154
01:54:02,680 --> 01:54:05,760
Speaker 2: Started with each other's heads, started at the face and won. Yeah,

2155
01:54:05,760 --> 01:54:08,000
Speaker 2: they eat. Yeah, it's really gross. Well, then how come

2156
01:54:08,040 --> 01:54:11,280
Speaker 2: we're just not down to one hamster? I don't like

2157
01:54:11,360 --> 01:54:15,080
Speaker 2: any hamsters. They're gross and they smell bad. But how

2158
01:54:15,120 --> 01:54:17,960
Speaker 2: come we're not down to just one hamster? You think

2159
01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:20,000
Speaker 2: it'd be like a battle Royale, you know what I mean,

2160
01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:22,920
Speaker 2: like that movie Royal Rumble. Yeah, they just get down

2161
01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:25,000
Speaker 2: to one because if they eat their babies, how do

2162
01:54:25,080 --> 01:54:28,400
Speaker 2: they procreate? And they, you know what I'm saying, all

2163
01:54:28,439 --> 01:54:32,120
Speaker 2: of them. That's they maybe just eat the weakest or

2164
01:54:32,160 --> 01:54:34,919
Speaker 2: the dead. They're also not pro creating with their babies,

2165
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:39,040
Speaker 2: so they're getting adult hamsters to procreate with them. Even

2166
01:54:41,720 --> 01:54:44,800
Speaker 2: I don't know what that they're not procreating with their babies.

2167
01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:47,480
Speaker 2: They could, all right, I mean it takes like two

2168
01:54:47,600 --> 01:54:50,360
Speaker 2: days for them to grow up. Yeah that's true. Yeah,

2169
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:53,360
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what after twenty four hours, rob those

2170
01:54:53,440 --> 01:54:57,640
Speaker 2: teen years. They're a real bear. Any Way, These cannibal jellyfish,

2171
01:54:57,720 --> 01:55:03,640
Speaker 2: they're clogging fishermen's nets in Venice and they're devouring fish larva,

2172
01:55:04,800 --> 01:55:07,320
Speaker 2: and so it's jamming up the local ecosystem. What did

2173
01:55:07,360 --> 01:55:10,000
Speaker 2: I tell you? Nature is f and lit. That's what

2174
01:55:10,080 --> 01:55:14,520
Speaker 2: this subred it's called the sea walnut, is infamous not

2175
01:55:14,640 --> 01:55:17,720
Speaker 2: only for eating its own offspring, but for having a

2176
01:55:17,880 --> 01:55:24,160
Speaker 2: temporary anus like that King Missile song. It appears only

2177
01:55:24,360 --> 01:55:29,120
Speaker 2: when the creature defecates and then disappears again. How often

2178
01:55:29,160 --> 01:55:32,520
Speaker 2: does the creature defecate? It doesn't say that. You know,

2179
01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:34,480
Speaker 2: they always want to leave you wanting more.

2180
01:55:34,640 --> 01:55:36,680
Speaker 9: See, it's not a big deal if you defecate once

2181
01:55:36,760 --> 01:55:39,280
Speaker 9: in your entire cycle of life. But if you defecate

2182
01:55:39,360 --> 01:55:41,440
Speaker 9: three times a day and it disappears each time, you

2183
01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:42,760
Speaker 9: never know where you're gonna go from.

2184
01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:49,920
Speaker 2: Story was amazing to me because I was in I

2185
01:55:50,080 --> 01:55:51,800
Speaker 2: wanted to know the next word that was going to

2186
01:55:51,840 --> 01:55:54,720
Speaker 2: appear in the sentence. Every word that appeared in this

2187
01:55:54,880 --> 01:55:58,680
Speaker 2: story was more exhilarating than the last. You had me

2188
01:55:58,800 --> 01:56:03,240
Speaker 2: at cannibal jellyfish, and then you had me at disappearing Anus,

2189
01:56:03,960 --> 01:56:05,320
Speaker 2: and it just keeps going.

2190
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:07,360
Speaker 3: Go on.

2191
01:56:08,240 --> 01:56:14,720
Speaker 2: You had me hello. That's right. You know. I was

2192
01:56:14,800 --> 01:56:17,800
Speaker 2: mentioning at the top of the show that, for whatever reason,

2193
01:56:17,880 --> 01:56:20,400
Speaker 2: it can really be feast or famine. You know, at

2194
01:56:20,400 --> 01:56:22,720
Speaker 2: the top of the show that I was getting all

2195
01:56:22,800 --> 01:56:28,040
Speaker 2: these lately really nice emails from people, you know, really

2196
01:56:28,120 --> 01:56:32,000
Speaker 2: nice messages from people, And as I learned, Rob, It's

2197
01:56:32,080 --> 01:56:34,600
Speaker 2: not just confined to written messages.

2198
01:56:34,640 --> 01:56:37,240
Speaker 9: I'm getting a lot of very very nice voicemails too.

2199
01:56:39,120 --> 01:56:42,280
Speaker 9: All right, listen, Uh, you have a pretty ass, is

2200
01:56:42,320 --> 01:56:42,800
Speaker 9: that Brian?

2201
01:56:43,280 --> 01:56:43,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2202
01:56:43,800 --> 01:56:44,120
Speaker 1: Brian?

2203
01:56:44,560 --> 01:56:47,320
Speaker 2: All so he gave us something other than a song.

2204
01:56:48,240 --> 01:56:51,360
Speaker 2: That's nice. No, I think you just said you had

2205
01:56:51,600 --> 01:56:54,880
Speaker 2: down at a pretty ass classic. Brian.

2206
01:56:55,000 --> 01:56:57,600
Speaker 3: You're sure pretty ass.

2207
01:56:59,280 --> 01:57:03,520
Speaker 2: Now listen. He always leaves sentence fragments and short little

2208
01:57:03,680 --> 01:57:08,640
Speaker 2: uh things. Not all songs great as not always songs.

2209
01:57:08,840 --> 01:57:11,120
Speaker 2: N It almost seems like he got that lyric wrong

2210
01:57:11,520 --> 01:57:14,520
Speaker 2: as well, because with the accent, it almost seemed like

2211
01:57:14,600 --> 01:57:16,720
Speaker 2: you should have gone with you sure got a pretty

2212
01:57:16,760 --> 01:57:20,280
Speaker 2: mouth like deliverance on the deliverance.

2213
01:57:19,880 --> 01:57:23,400
Speaker 6: Right right, you're sure good, pretty ass like.

2214
01:57:23,480 --> 01:57:25,800
Speaker 2: He even screwed that one up. You got an ass

2215
01:57:25,880 --> 01:57:29,160
Speaker 2: and a mouth. Yeah, but he didn't screw anything up, Rob, because,

2216
01:57:29,200 --> 01:57:32,800
Speaker 2: as you know, he's one hundred percent correct. It's bryanized.

2217
01:57:33,360 --> 01:57:36,040
Speaker 2: Oh you great ass. Listen for sure. You can't hide

2218
01:57:36,080 --> 01:57:39,920
Speaker 2: your Brian eyes, as Glenn Fry famously saying, I'm jealous

2219
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:42,920
Speaker 2: of anybody with an ass, So if you have one,

2220
01:57:43,360 --> 01:57:46,160
Speaker 2: it's great, ass. Rob's a straight line from the shoulder

2221
01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:47,880
Speaker 2: to the heel, all the way straight down.

2222
01:57:48,040 --> 01:57:48,280
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2223
01:57:48,760 --> 01:57:51,960
Speaker 2: Great calfs though, I have allredible calf muscles. Good for you.

2224
01:57:52,400 --> 01:57:54,640
Speaker 2: That's about like the only thing on my body that

2225
01:57:54,720 --> 01:57:57,080
Speaker 2: I like, like calf's. You know, the calf muscles were

2226
01:57:57,200 --> 01:58:01,880
Speaker 2: named as such, Rob because they resemble tiny cows. Oh oh,

2227
01:58:02,480 --> 01:58:07,080
Speaker 2: it's five o'clock Friday afternoon, finger bag. I don't know

2228
01:58:07,120 --> 01:58:09,760
Speaker 2: why it always takes me by surprise, Like I know

2229
01:58:09,880 --> 01:58:11,520
Speaker 2: what day it is, I know what time it is,

2230
01:58:11,600 --> 01:58:13,760
Speaker 2: I'm not and then I hear oh, I love it

2231
01:58:14,200 --> 01:58:17,120
Speaker 2: all right. I'm sure cotton Ball is already texting me too.

2232
01:58:17,280 --> 01:58:21,839
Speaker 6: Finger bang bang bang bang binger bang bang finger bags

2233
01:58:21,920 --> 01:58:24,200
Speaker 6: bang bang bang finger bang.

2234
01:58:24,240 --> 01:58:25,320
Speaker 7: Bang binger bag.

2235
01:58:25,360 --> 01:58:27,400
Speaker 2: I would have held off on Brian's compliment, had I

2236
01:58:27,520 --> 01:58:28,920
Speaker 2: remember that we were going to be going into the

2237
01:58:29,040 --> 01:58:35,560
Speaker 2: bank bank finger bang. It's the Friday five o'clock finger

2238
01:58:35,680 --> 01:58:39,400
Speaker 2: bang of the buzzer. Oh boy, thank you, bro boy.

2239
01:58:39,440 --> 01:58:43,800
Speaker 2: A big step down from Murray Saul's Friday get Down

2240
01:58:43,920 --> 01:58:47,040
Speaker 2: to Bill squire Friday get Down. Yeah, you couldn't. That

2241
01:58:47,160 --> 01:58:48,160
Speaker 2: had to be changed.

2242
01:58:48,200 --> 01:58:51,720
Speaker 18: I couldn't keep doing that bing bang bang finger bang

2243
01:58:51,960 --> 01:58:53,440
Speaker 18: bang bang bang.

2244
01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:54,520
Speaker 3: Binger bang fight.

2245
01:58:56,960 --> 01:58:59,040
Speaker 9: Thank you, Brian, Thank you, and welcome to the weekend

2246
01:58:59,080 --> 01:59:01,959
Speaker 9: everybody us official.

2247
01:59:02,960 --> 01:59:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you Brian.

2248
01:59:04,240 --> 01:59:06,080
Speaker 15: This is my actual penis.

2249
01:59:06,320 --> 01:59:09,000
Speaker 9: All right, you said you're you're going out tomorrow? You

2250
01:59:09,240 --> 01:59:10,640
Speaker 9: have anything else planned for the weekend?

2251
01:59:10,680 --> 01:59:12,680
Speaker 2: Now? I got a couple shows tomorrow. Now. I think

2252
01:59:12,840 --> 01:59:16,360
Speaker 2: Sunday is just going to be kind of uh kicking around.

2253
01:59:16,760 --> 01:59:18,240
Speaker 2: You guys. Do anything for the super Bowl or is

2254
01:59:18,240 --> 01:59:21,040
Speaker 2: it no big deal? No? No, no. My daughter has

2255
01:59:21,080 --> 01:59:23,040
Speaker 2: a thing on Sunday and so I'll drop her off

2256
01:59:23,080 --> 01:59:26,600
Speaker 2: at that and I'll probably do a little work. Now,

2257
01:59:26,640 --> 01:59:30,120
Speaker 2: will you watch the game? What will Brian do? Yeah?

2258
01:59:31,600 --> 01:59:39,880
Speaker 2: All right, Tug, will you watch it? Yeah? Sure, will

2259
01:59:39,920 --> 01:59:42,160
Speaker 2: I watch Brian rub It and Tugget. I don't know

2260
01:59:42,200 --> 01:59:43,760
Speaker 2: where he lives. I don't want to have anything to

2261
01:59:43,840 --> 01:59:47,560
Speaker 2: do with that. Well, I watch the superb Owl. Uh yeah,

2262
01:59:47,640 --> 01:59:49,360
Speaker 2: of course I will. Yeah, I mean I want to

2263
01:59:49,400 --> 01:59:51,160
Speaker 2: be talking about it when we come back. I don't

2264
01:59:51,360 --> 01:59:53,680
Speaker 2: be like, so what happened. It's one of those things

2265
01:59:53,720 --> 01:59:55,560
Speaker 2: where even if I don't really care about it, I

2266
01:59:55,680 --> 02:00:01,840
Speaker 2: want to you know, everybody's talking about yeah, uh but

2267
02:00:02,320 --> 02:00:05,000
Speaker 2: uh yeah, I'm anxious to see all the bad bunny

2268
02:00:05,040 --> 02:00:07,080
Speaker 2: collabs honestly, Like I know, I know it's like the

2269
02:00:07,160 --> 02:00:09,720
Speaker 2: low hanging fruit thing to say, with everybody talking about

2270
02:00:09,760 --> 02:00:11,520
Speaker 2: the though I'm gonna go tune into this and I'm

2271
02:00:11,560 --> 02:00:13,560
Speaker 2: gonna watch that, and I'm not gonna I'm gonna mute

2272
02:00:13,600 --> 02:00:16,400
Speaker 2: my television all. I don't care about any Listen. I

2273
02:00:16,480 --> 02:00:19,240
Speaker 2: don't know his music. I don't speak Spanish all that well,

2274
02:00:19,480 --> 02:00:21,600
Speaker 2: but I know that he has about a million songs

2275
02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:24,280
Speaker 2: with a million people that I like. Yeah, so I'm

2276
02:00:24,320 --> 02:00:26,120
Speaker 2: anxious to see who they're gonna bring out, because they're

2277
02:00:26,120 --> 02:00:28,720
Speaker 2: not gonna have him do the whole thing himself, you

2278
02:00:28,760 --> 02:00:30,920
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like, I don't think he's familiar

2279
02:00:31,080 --> 02:00:35,120
Speaker 2: enough that they don't have a whole bunch of collabs. Well,

2280
02:00:35,320 --> 02:00:38,480
Speaker 2: I will be clicking back and forth between that and

2281
02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:40,920
Speaker 2: the Kid Rock halftime show. I don't even know, Yeah,

2282
02:00:41,200 --> 02:00:43,360
Speaker 2: because I want to know what's going I want to

2283
02:00:43,440 --> 02:00:45,800
Speaker 2: know what's going on there. I'll watch the clips cause

2284
02:00:45,840 --> 02:00:48,520
Speaker 2: there are gonna be people in our audience watching just

2285
02:00:48,760 --> 02:00:50,760
Speaker 2: the Kid Rock halftime show. Well, I'm not gonna want

2286
02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:52,960
Speaker 2: to have to close an app and open up another

2287
02:00:53,040 --> 02:00:54,600
Speaker 2: app to see what the hell you're doing, because you

2288
02:00:54,640 --> 02:00:56,360
Speaker 2: can't get it on the same like I'm gonna watch

2289
02:00:56,400 --> 02:00:59,440
Speaker 2: it on Peacock, So then I would have to close Peacock,

2290
02:01:00,120 --> 02:01:03,840
Speaker 2: open up YouTube or something a separate thing. No, you'd

2291
02:01:03,880 --> 02:01:05,920
Speaker 2: have one on your phone and you'd have like the

2292
02:01:06,040 --> 02:01:10,520
Speaker 2: super Bowl on your television, and I'll run. I don't

2293
02:01:10,560 --> 02:01:14,280
Speaker 2: care rock on my phone. I don't care enough. I'm curious. Oh,

2294
02:01:14,440 --> 02:01:16,200
Speaker 2: like I said, I'll watch the clips of it. You

2295
02:01:16,280 --> 02:01:18,320
Speaker 2: know what it's gonna be? Will he Rob? He's going

2296
02:01:18,400 --> 02:01:22,280
Speaker 2: to do American Badass, That's what he is. He's going

2297
02:01:22,360 --> 02:01:26,000
Speaker 2: to do. Uh, what's the one? Sweet Home Alabama. There's

2298
02:01:26,000 --> 02:01:28,360
Speaker 2: a lot on Rob. You know, just because we work

2299
02:01:28,400 --> 02:01:31,240
Speaker 2: in the industry and we get inside information from people.

2300
02:01:32,240 --> 02:01:35,200
Speaker 9: Well, listen, I just figure if it's the I'm the

2301
02:01:35,360 --> 02:01:39,800
Speaker 9: real American guy, he's going to have to do American badass.

2302
02:01:40,040 --> 02:01:43,560
Speaker 9: He said that this halftime show is for real American Americans,

2303
02:01:43,680 --> 02:01:48,080
Speaker 9: unlike me. Bad Bunny is an American. All right, Well,

2304
02:01:48,120 --> 02:01:49,960
Speaker 9: I want to know, uh, you know, I like to

2305
02:01:50,040 --> 02:01:51,800
Speaker 9: know what the other people are doing.

2306
02:01:52,160 --> 02:01:54,440
Speaker 2: So they're doing two halftime shows or is it just

2307
02:01:54,560 --> 02:01:57,560
Speaker 2: all in one? No, there's one for the Snowflakes. There's

2308
02:01:57,640 --> 02:02:01,000
Speaker 2: one like kid rock over on like turn Charlie Kirk's

2309
02:02:01,080 --> 02:02:03,280
Speaker 2: YouTube channel or whatever, just like they have the Puppy

2310
02:02:03,360 --> 02:02:06,360
Speaker 2: Bowl on the Animal Planet. There's just it's a separate

2311
02:02:06,440 --> 02:02:08,760
Speaker 2: thing that people are doing. There's one who's the one

2312
02:02:08,800 --> 02:02:11,720
Speaker 2: doing it at the stadium. Then Bad Bad Bunny. Oh

2313
02:02:11,920 --> 02:02:15,320
Speaker 2: he's the super Bowl halftime shows. The other guys are

2314
02:02:15,440 --> 02:02:19,840
Speaker 2: doing it, Yeah, an alternate, an alt right super Bowl

2315
02:02:19,880 --> 02:02:22,880
Speaker 2: halftime show. You just threw a monkey wrench into my plans,

2316
02:02:22,960 --> 02:02:26,000
Speaker 2: the rob because and I can't believe I did completely

2317
02:02:26,040 --> 02:02:29,320
Speaker 2: forgot about the Puppy Bowl. I'm usually clicking back and

2318
02:02:29,400 --> 02:02:32,360
Speaker 2: forth between the Puppy Ball. They're using adult dogs this

2319
02:02:32,480 --> 02:02:34,840
Speaker 2: year in the Puppy Bowl, which seems odd to me.

2320
02:02:35,120 --> 02:02:37,200
Speaker 2: I saw that they may be adult dogs, you know,

2321
02:02:37,400 --> 02:02:40,000
Speaker 2: sex cells. Maybe they're hoping to up the instance of

2322
02:02:40,080 --> 02:02:43,760
Speaker 2: dogs humping each other. Yeah, good point. I didn't think

2323
02:02:43,840 --> 02:02:45,680
Speaker 2: of that. I wasn't thinking there was a whole lot

2324
02:02:45,680 --> 02:02:47,560
Speaker 2: of sex cells in the puppy bowl. But you know,

2325
02:02:47,640 --> 02:02:51,080
Speaker 2: you could be onto something. It sells everywhere. All right,

2326
02:02:51,600 --> 02:02:54,400
Speaker 2: let's go live to Little Pulpit Buwl. But oh no,

2327
02:02:55,320 --> 02:02:58,760
Speaker 2: cut away from ah. That looks like a touchdown. Bad

2328
02:02:58,800 --> 02:03:02,560
Speaker 2: Bunny has a song called T What does that touch

2329
02:03:02,680 --> 02:03:05,120
Speaker 2: my wing? I'm just I'm just wondering if T is

2330
02:03:05,200 --> 02:03:06,800
Speaker 2: what I'm hoping t T is, because if it is,

2331
02:03:06,880 --> 02:03:11,440
Speaker 2: I'm going to enjoy the halftime show. Bad Bunny. Yeah,

2332
02:03:11,680 --> 02:03:14,880
Speaker 2: I've literally seen him in movies and things and haven't

2333
02:03:14,880 --> 02:03:15,440
Speaker 2: heard his music.

2334
02:03:15,520 --> 02:03:20,600
Speaker 9: He was hystero. He was very very funny in uh

2335
02:03:22,080 --> 02:03:37,160
Speaker 9: Sandler movie. Uh Happy Gilmore too. Auntie asked me. Auntie

2336
02:03:37,160 --> 02:03:39,480
Speaker 9: asked me if I had a lot of girlfriends. Yah,

2337
02:03:43,800 --> 02:03:46,760
Speaker 9: So T isn't what I was hoping it was not

2338
02:03:46,840 --> 02:03:49,920
Speaker 9: gonna see. I guarantee there's gonna be a lot of t's,

2339
02:03:50,720 --> 02:03:52,320
Speaker 9: a lot of aunties. T T's out there.

2340
02:03:52,360 --> 02:03:52,560
Speaker 8: It is.

2341
02:03:54,520 --> 02:03:56,680
Speaker 9: See, I'm all of this. I don't give a crap

2342
02:03:56,840 --> 02:03:59,840
Speaker 9: what he's saying. I love I love beats man. I

2343
02:04:00,200 --> 02:04:01,600
Speaker 9: I that all day long.

2344
02:04:01,720 --> 02:04:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Santo, let me ask you this though, because no

2345
02:04:17,280 --> 02:04:20,720
Speaker 2: matter how ridiculous a point of view is, like the

2346
02:04:21,360 --> 02:04:26,040
Speaker 2: Maga halftime show, everybody has a little point sometime. Is

2347
02:04:26,080 --> 02:04:28,440
Speaker 2: it gonna be less enthralling though? He's not going to

2348
02:04:28,480 --> 02:04:31,640
Speaker 2: be doing everything in Spanish. I don't know I was

2349
02:04:31,720 --> 02:04:33,480
Speaker 2: gonna say. I mean, I would think if you're this guy,

2350
02:04:33,800 --> 02:04:35,680
Speaker 2: he knows that, he's like, we'll have to do some

2351
02:04:35,760 --> 02:04:37,560
Speaker 2: stuff in English. I mean he's on I like it

2352
02:04:38,000 --> 02:04:40,080
Speaker 2: with Cardi B. So I guarantee.

2353
02:04:40,200 --> 02:04:43,920
Speaker 9: I mean, listen, Cardi B's boyfriend Baby Daddy is playing

2354
02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:46,360
Speaker 9: in the Super Bowl. Stephen Diggs, Stephan Dicks Champ. You

2355
02:04:46,520 --> 02:04:49,960
Speaker 9: have to assume they will do that song. I would

2356
02:04:50,040 --> 02:04:53,080
Speaker 9: be very thinking he played for the Giants. What am

2357
02:04:53,120 --> 02:04:53,400
Speaker 9: I thinking?

2358
02:04:53,400 --> 02:04:55,280
Speaker 2: He plays for the Patriots. Yeah, he played for the

2359
02:04:55,360 --> 02:04:57,480
Speaker 2: Bills for a long time. Now he plays for the Patriots.

2360
02:04:58,080 --> 02:05:00,640
Speaker 2: I would assume Daddy Yankee will show up. I like

2361
02:05:01,640 --> 02:05:05,680
Speaker 2: shun all right, Yeah, well yeah, I'm I'm gonna have

2362
02:05:06,360 --> 02:05:08,520
Speaker 2: I'm a kid rock on my phone. I'll bet Bunny

2363
02:05:08,560 --> 02:05:11,280
Speaker 2: on you enjoyed me, you enjoy it. I'm curious how

2364
02:05:11,320 --> 02:05:13,160
Speaker 2: it goes. Like I said again, I can't. I can't

2365
02:05:13,200 --> 02:05:16,880
Speaker 2: imagine there's anything that's gonna like surprise me, but there

2366
02:05:16,960 --> 02:05:19,200
Speaker 2: might be. I don't want to be here on Monday going,

2367
02:05:19,600 --> 02:05:20,880
Speaker 2: would you? Because you know I want to know. I

2368
02:05:20,960 --> 02:05:23,320
Speaker 2: want to know what they're doing. I I I love you.

2369
02:05:23,400 --> 02:05:26,840
Speaker 2: Tell you, yeah, you tell me? Yeah. Rob, you're missing it. Boy,

2370
02:05:27,000 --> 02:05:29,240
Speaker 2: you better you better log in and check this out.

2371
02:05:29,360 --> 02:05:32,240
Speaker 2: It's a it's a game change. Now here's the thing.

2372
02:05:33,520 --> 02:05:36,120
Speaker 2: You better come correct. If you're gonna be Johnny big

2373
02:05:36,200 --> 02:05:39,720
Speaker 2: Balls and be like we're not politically correct, you better be.

2374
02:05:40,640 --> 02:05:44,240
Speaker 2: I'm an American badass. Watch me kick. You can roll

2375
02:05:44,240 --> 02:05:48,160
Speaker 2: over with rock or you can radio edit edit better.

2376
02:05:48,480 --> 02:05:53,320
Speaker 2: You're gonna be on YouTube, Bro, gonna go straight for it. See,

2377
02:05:53,360 --> 02:05:56,760
Speaker 2: that's painting yourself into a corner, because if you sing

2378
02:05:57,120 --> 02:05:59,840
Speaker 2: the lyrics you want to sing, you're gonna turn off

2379
02:06:00,360 --> 02:06:04,360
Speaker 2: all those I mean fake Christians, but people who you know,

2380
02:06:05,000 --> 02:06:07,360
Speaker 2: well his real lyrics, right, like any of that stuff

2381
02:06:07,400 --> 02:06:10,240
Speaker 2: would be That's what I'm saying. Awful. Is he gonna

2382
02:06:10,280 --> 02:06:13,040
Speaker 2: do the statutory rape song? That would be interesting if

2383
02:06:13,080 --> 02:06:16,600
Speaker 2: he is he gonna do cool? Daddy cool? They're gonna

2384
02:06:16,600 --> 02:06:18,840
Speaker 2: have a Joe C hologram out there? You think I

2385
02:06:18,920 --> 02:06:21,640
Speaker 2: don't know what if I walk away from that being

2386
02:06:21,760 --> 02:06:26,240
Speaker 2: a brand new Brantley Gilbert fan. I could. I could

2387
02:06:26,560 --> 02:06:29,680
Speaker 2: pretty much guarantee you will not be Oh yeah, I

2388
02:06:29,760 --> 02:06:31,840
Speaker 2: can also guarantee you're not gonna walk away with a

2389
02:06:32,000 --> 02:06:34,520
Speaker 2: like oh, I need to listen to more Lee Brice. No,

2390
02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:36,120
Speaker 2: I didn't even know who that was. I know he

2391
02:06:36,200 --> 02:06:38,240
Speaker 2: was on I Heart Radio Music.

2392
02:06:38,840 --> 02:06:39,160
Speaker 3: Look at that.

2393
02:06:39,320 --> 02:06:46,400
Speaker 2: Play me the song? Yeah, okay, I mean that is yeah, okay,

2394
02:06:46,400 --> 02:06:48,040
Speaker 2: well anyway, Yeah, I'm gonna go back and forth.

2395
02:06:49,120 --> 02:06:52,720
Speaker 9: I'm a freak. Ho call me sick, three foot nine

2396
02:06:52,840 --> 02:06:58,640
Speaker 9: with a ten foot stick. Joe C bring him back hologram.

2397
02:06:58,920 --> 02:07:01,200
Speaker 9: If they promise a Joe See hologram, all watch the

2398
02:07:01,240 --> 02:07:05,840
Speaker 9: kid Rock halftime and proportionate to the song. Because that

2399
02:07:06,200 --> 02:07:10,600
Speaker 9: is three foot nine with a ten foot stick. Yeah boy,

2400
02:07:10,760 --> 02:07:15,080
Speaker 9: that's you know. I mean, you need to finish every

2401
02:07:15,200 --> 02:07:19,840
Speaker 9: race first. You need you need a medical professional on site.

2402
02:07:19,960 --> 02:07:23,200
Speaker 9: You need someone that is either a barber or a surgeon.

2403
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:26,120
Speaker 9: You need somebody who's on there. Someone get Jack the

2404
02:07:26,200 --> 02:07:28,280
Speaker 9: Ripper on the phone, that can take care of the whole.

2405
02:07:29,000 --> 02:07:31,280
Speaker 2: Like oh wow, be like wow, you know what we

2406
02:07:31,280 --> 02:07:33,120
Speaker 2: should do. We should sign this guy up for long

2407
02:07:33,240 --> 02:07:41,520
Speaker 2: jump skiing. Yeah, ten feet of it. Well, anyway, I

2408
02:07:41,600 --> 02:07:43,800
Speaker 2: wonder if the kid Rock one will go longer or

2409
02:07:43,800 --> 02:07:45,640
Speaker 2: are they going to be the same amount of time. No,

2410
02:07:45,760 --> 02:07:48,360
Speaker 2: there's like a half an hour pregame lead up to

2411
02:07:48,480 --> 02:07:50,040
Speaker 2: it from what I saw, Like I heard they were

2412
02:07:50,080 --> 02:07:52,720
Speaker 2: going to start streaming it like thirty minutes before I

2413
02:07:52,840 --> 02:07:55,720
Speaker 2: see so seven I think seven thirty, they said, because

2414
02:07:55,720 --> 02:07:58,680
Speaker 2: the halftime show is supposed to hit around eight. I think, well,

2415
02:07:58,800 --> 02:08:00,960
Speaker 2: I'm sure half an hour lead up. I will also

2416
02:08:01,040 --> 02:08:05,520
Speaker 2: be curious about the viewership too, right, because like if

2417
02:08:05,560 --> 02:08:08,400
Speaker 2: it's if it's tepid over there, they're gonna lie about it.

2418
02:08:08,400 --> 02:08:10,640
Speaker 2: I think it'd be like we had forty million people.

2419
02:08:10,640 --> 02:08:12,440
Speaker 2: Of course, you know, but I'm so curious to see

2420
02:08:12,440 --> 02:08:14,520
Speaker 2: what goes on. I like to know they always infleet

2421
02:08:14,600 --> 02:08:16,880
Speaker 2: the numbers. I mean, that's a curious person. Wrong.

2422
02:08:17,720 --> 02:08:24,840
Speaker 1: The Ellen Corr Show on one, Yeah, it seems a

2423
02:08:24,920 --> 02:08:28,840
Speaker 1: little unfair that you can watch our live stream but

2424
02:08:29,040 --> 02:08:30,240
Speaker 1: we can't see you.

2425
02:08:31,520 --> 02:08:39,240
Speaker 3: But we'll fix the act tonight. Outside your Window Show

2426
02:08:39,600 --> 02:08:42,520
Speaker 3: one seven Domms.

2427
02:09:41,880 --> 02:09:46,080
Speaker 2: Our metal show is getting preempted tomorrow night rob by

2428
02:09:46,080 --> 02:09:50,160
Speaker 2: the Cleveland Cavaliers. We do a metal show on the

2429
02:09:50,160 --> 02:09:52,839
Speaker 2: Buzzard on Saturday nights. Usually it's called two Hours at Midnight.

2430
02:09:52,920 --> 02:09:56,040
Speaker 2: It's me and Corey Rodick and Pet Butler. But the

2431
02:09:56,240 --> 02:09:59,720
Speaker 2: Calves are on that extended West coast run and so

2432
02:09:59,760 --> 02:10:02,520
Speaker 2: they're The game is tomorrow night at ten o'clock. We

2433
02:10:02,720 --> 02:10:06,480
Speaker 2: will return next Saturday night for another one hundred and

2434
02:10:06,480 --> 02:10:11,000
Speaker 2: twenty minutes of bruble and filthy heavy muddle. Calves kings

2435
02:10:11,040 --> 02:10:14,880
Speaker 2: Tomorrow night in Sacktown. I said, they call Sacramento rod

2436
02:10:15,280 --> 02:10:21,080
Speaker 2: sack sack Town Tomorrow night, nine thirty pregame, ten o'clock

2437
02:10:21,160 --> 02:10:25,280
Speaker 2: tip off, and then Monday Calves will go to Denver

2438
02:10:25,440 --> 02:10:28,440
Speaker 2: to play the Nuggets, and then they will return home

2439
02:10:29,240 --> 02:10:33,880
Speaker 2: on Wednesday, and that'll be their triumphant return to the

2440
02:10:34,000 --> 02:10:38,040
Speaker 2: Rocket Arena against the Washington Wizards. And then they'll host

2441
02:10:38,120 --> 02:10:40,680
Speaker 2: the Nets next week two, and then they'll head off

2442
02:10:41,600 --> 02:10:46,960
Speaker 2: as the NBA season winds to a close second week

2443
02:10:47,040 --> 02:10:50,960
Speaker 2: of April. And then around that time, about a week prior,

2444
02:10:51,720 --> 02:10:56,720
Speaker 2: we will have gotten ourselves into baseball mode. Yeah, the

2445
02:10:57,520 --> 02:10:59,560
Speaker 2: Guardians play for about a week before they come home.

2446
02:10:59,600 --> 02:11:04,560
Speaker 2: But that home opener is on April the third against

2447
02:11:04,560 --> 02:11:09,320
Speaker 2: the Chicago Cubs. The team beat them in the World Series,

2448
02:11:09,440 --> 02:11:12,720
Speaker 2: rob And what are you gonna do about that? Will

2449
02:11:12,800 --> 02:11:18,520
Speaker 2: it be a revenge play the Cleveland Guardians. Yeah, I'm

2450
02:11:18,520 --> 02:11:20,360
Speaker 2: sure all things are equal. When you win a regular

2451
02:11:20,440 --> 02:11:23,080
Speaker 2: season home opener versus a World series, that's just the

2452
02:11:23,120 --> 02:11:28,160
Speaker 2: same thing. Of course, I'm just saying. Everybody's bat in

2453
02:11:28,200 --> 02:11:33,360
Speaker 2: a thousand on the opening day, right, that's the home opener.

2454
02:11:33,440 --> 02:11:39,160
Speaker 2: But opening day, everybody's looking great. And they re signed

2455
02:11:39,240 --> 02:11:43,320
Speaker 2: Jay Ram right they did. Okay, that's some big news.

2456
02:11:43,480 --> 02:11:53,040
Speaker 2: Big news anyway, Calves Basketball later on on the MMS

2457
02:11:53,320 --> 02:11:55,360
Speaker 2: and on the iHeartRadio app. I mean, if you're gonna

2458
02:11:55,360 --> 02:12:01,880
Speaker 2: get preemptied James Harden's first game as a CALVS, right, Oh,

2459
02:12:01,960 --> 02:12:04,000
Speaker 2: he's going in. Yeah, well I thought maybe they'd have

2460
02:12:04,080 --> 02:12:05,560
Speaker 2: him out a couple of games. I didn't know whether

2461
02:12:05,720 --> 02:12:08,320
Speaker 2: he's he's playing this that's just because he was. He

2462
02:12:08,440 --> 02:12:10,400
Speaker 2: came from the Clippers. Didn't want to play the Clippers. No,

2463
02:12:10,600 --> 02:12:11,000
Speaker 2: he wasn't.

2464
02:12:11,240 --> 02:12:14,120
Speaker 9: I don't think they mean they reason to put them. Oh,

2465
02:12:14,160 --> 02:12:16,200
Speaker 9: you know, I don't think you would ever do that.

2466
02:12:16,640 --> 02:12:19,720
Speaker 9: You know, I think you just you wait a minute,

2467
02:12:19,880 --> 02:12:22,240
Speaker 9: like it was that day, right, you know, I don't.

2468
02:12:22,240 --> 02:12:24,440
Speaker 9: I don't think it has anything to do with whether

2469
02:12:24,520 --> 02:12:26,160
Speaker 9: he was ready or not. He probably could have done it.

2470
02:12:26,240 --> 02:12:28,000
Speaker 9: But if you don't know the system, you don't know anything.

2471
02:12:28,080 --> 02:12:29,880
Speaker 9: You've not run a play, you've not even sat with

2472
02:12:29,960 --> 02:12:32,240
Speaker 9: the guys yet, there's no I see. You know you

2473
02:12:32,280 --> 02:12:33,120
Speaker 9: probably don't want to do that.

2474
02:12:33,240 --> 02:12:34,920
Speaker 2: You're saying that when they get out there on the floor,

2475
02:12:35,000 --> 02:12:39,160
Speaker 2: there's usually a plan. I think, so, yeah, they don't

2476
02:12:39,160 --> 02:12:40,600
Speaker 2: just get out there and run around. I mean when

2477
02:12:40,600 --> 02:12:43,080
Speaker 2: I watch, looks like, yeah, it looks like they're running around.

2478
02:12:43,240 --> 02:12:45,360
Speaker 2: I mean, these guys are pros. I still listen. It

2479
02:12:45,440 --> 02:12:48,560
Speaker 2: makes me sound dumb. I'll cop to it. Professional sports.

2480
02:12:48,760 --> 02:12:51,000
Speaker 2: No clue what the coach does. These guys are professionals.

2481
02:12:51,040 --> 02:12:53,680
Speaker 2: They've been playing this game. But they know what they're doing. Hey,

2482
02:12:53,760 --> 02:12:56,520
Speaker 2: get out there, do this great. Yeah, any coach, These

2483
02:12:56,560 --> 02:12:58,960
Speaker 2: guys know what they're doing. And the reason that you

2484
02:12:59,080 --> 02:13:01,400
Speaker 2: know this is when these guys start making tens of

2485
02:13:01,440 --> 02:13:03,560
Speaker 2: millions of dollars or hundreds of millions of dollars, they

2486
02:13:03,600 --> 02:13:05,560
Speaker 2: get out there and they're the ones running the team.

2487
02:13:06,160 --> 02:13:08,640
Speaker 2: There's always acrimony and friction between them and the coach

2488
02:13:08,760 --> 02:13:10,800
Speaker 2: because they go, I need you for what do you

2489
02:13:10,880 --> 02:13:14,040
Speaker 2: got clipboard the circles and drawn lines with a sharpie.

2490
02:13:14,080 --> 02:13:15,760
Speaker 2: I don't need that, bro. Why the good coaches are

2491
02:13:15,800 --> 02:13:17,880
Speaker 2: so few and far between men they cut through? I

2492
02:13:18,000 --> 02:13:20,000
Speaker 2: guess I guess so.

2493
02:13:22,120 --> 02:13:25,160
Speaker 18: Alan. It's Scott from North Campton. I just wanted to

2494
02:13:25,360 --> 02:13:30,640
Speaker 18: say thank you so much for talking about girls uh

2495
02:13:31,000 --> 02:13:35,720
Speaker 18: and their farting videos on social media, because as I

2496
02:13:35,920 --> 02:13:39,280
Speaker 18: was perusing on my phone on my lunch break today,

2497
02:13:39,840 --> 02:13:42,480
Speaker 18: that's pretty much all that came up. So thanks for

2498
02:13:42,800 --> 02:13:48,760
Speaker 18: Pete holmesing meeting and spring up all my algorithms on

2499
02:13:48,880 --> 02:13:49,320
Speaker 18: my phone.

2500
02:13:49,920 --> 02:13:54,080
Speaker 2: Thank you. Isn't it crazy? The phones are always listening.

2501
02:13:54,280 --> 02:13:58,600
Speaker 2: I just mentioned yesterday not in passing, but I was like,

2502
02:13:59,000 --> 02:14:03,040
Speaker 2: when did so much of social when did girls pivot

2503
02:14:03,160 --> 02:14:06,960
Speaker 2: from check out my only fans to like just straight

2504
02:14:07,000 --> 02:14:12,160
Speaker 2: ahead accounts of like them farting or talking. You know,

2505
02:14:12,240 --> 02:14:14,240
Speaker 2: you don't see anything they're shot from, you know, the

2506
02:14:14,600 --> 02:14:17,320
Speaker 2: waist up or whatever, but they'll be talking like they're

2507
02:14:17,400 --> 02:14:21,160
Speaker 2: doing a normal influencer type thing, and then at the

2508
02:14:21,320 --> 02:14:25,640
Speaker 2: end they're farting. And some of them are very clearly

2509
02:14:25,760 --> 02:14:28,200
Speaker 2: not organic farts. They're putting in a sound effect. But

2510
02:14:28,320 --> 02:14:32,400
Speaker 2: some of them legit farting, legit farts. Yeah, I told

2511
02:14:32,400 --> 02:14:33,800
Speaker 2: you that. One of the girl farting in like that

2512
02:14:33,960 --> 02:14:37,440
Speaker 2: bucket bowl. I'm like, there's a one came up last

2513
02:14:37,520 --> 02:14:38,800
Speaker 2: night and I was gonna send it to you. I

2514
02:14:38,880 --> 02:14:40,400
Speaker 2: was like, no, I don't do that, because then your

2515
02:14:40,440 --> 02:14:42,440
Speaker 2: whole feet is going to be that. It was a girl.

2516
02:14:42,480 --> 02:14:43,760
Speaker 9: I don't know if she's with her husband or what,

2517
02:14:43,800 --> 02:14:46,360
Speaker 9: because sometimes they'll they're all set up right, so they

2518
02:14:46,440 --> 02:14:47,760
Speaker 9: pretend like they don't know the guy.

2519
02:14:47,920 --> 02:14:49,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they do. It's her husband, but she's like

2520
02:14:49,840 --> 02:14:53,280
Speaker 2: it's an older lady, like farting in an elevator. I'm like,

2521
02:14:53,560 --> 02:14:58,720
Speaker 2: do you monetize this so weird? Yeah, all of a sudden,

2522
02:14:58,840 --> 02:15:03,000
Speaker 2: and again, your algorithm feeds you what you're already looking at.

2523
02:15:03,160 --> 02:15:06,280
Speaker 2: That was my question. I understand that I'm not following

2524
02:15:06,480 --> 02:15:10,280
Speaker 2: a bunch of like female influencers. That's not what's in

2525
02:15:10,440 --> 02:15:15,560
Speaker 2: my feed. I'm following really weird, wild stuff like cannibal

2526
02:15:15,640 --> 02:15:22,120
Speaker 2: jelly weird cannibal jellyfish with disappearing anuses, that's what I'm following.

2527
02:15:22,440 --> 02:15:25,800
Speaker 2: Or drummers or artists or whatever. I'm not getting chicks

2528
02:15:25,880 --> 02:15:28,840
Speaker 2: farting and elevator, so I'm curious they're really trying to

2529
02:15:28,880 --> 02:15:30,240
Speaker 2: push that through. Rob Well.

2530
02:15:30,280 --> 02:15:33,440
Speaker 9: The thing that happens, though, is we send each other

2531
02:15:34,040 --> 02:15:36,920
Speaker 9: ten videos a day, right, and if I send you something,

2532
02:15:37,240 --> 02:15:39,360
Speaker 9: you watch it, you like it, you share it, whatever

2533
02:15:39,600 --> 02:15:42,360
Speaker 9: that's going to end up in you your algorithm. So

2534
02:15:42,560 --> 02:15:45,800
Speaker 9: our algorithms are probably very similar just based on the

2535
02:15:45,880 --> 02:15:49,160
Speaker 9: amount of videos we send each other, I guess. So

2536
02:15:49,480 --> 02:15:51,120
Speaker 9: I think that's kind of how it works, right, It's not.

2537
02:15:51,160 --> 02:15:52,880
Speaker 9: I mean, it's not just based on the things you like.

2538
02:15:54,520 --> 02:15:57,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if it notices that you're watching a lot

2539
02:15:57,040 --> 02:15:59,800
Speaker 2: of one type of thing, manage just the floodgates are

2540
02:15:59,840 --> 02:16:02,960
Speaker 2: all open. Oh here's like I just opened it just

2541
02:16:03,000 --> 02:16:05,520
Speaker 2: to see what would pop up. First thing. David Lee

2542
02:16:05,680 --> 02:16:07,960
Speaker 2: Roth's Wild Night is the first thing that comes up

2543
02:16:08,000 --> 02:16:14,360
Speaker 2: for me. Bloopers and behind the scenes of the Sopranos.

2544
02:16:17,800 --> 02:16:20,320
Speaker 2: Name a co worker that you don't work with anymore

2545
02:16:20,680 --> 02:16:24,800
Speaker 2: and really miss because you would say horrible things to

2546
02:16:24,920 --> 02:16:27,760
Speaker 2: each other, like what like it was it was just

2547
02:16:27,840 --> 02:16:32,080
Speaker 2: about like you'd rip on people together, Like I don't

2548
02:16:32,120 --> 02:16:34,640
Speaker 2: do that. No, I don't either, not a gossip guy.

2549
02:16:34,720 --> 02:16:36,320
Speaker 2: I just came up. I thought they just met. Who's

2550
02:16:36,320 --> 02:16:46,720
Speaker 2: somebody you missed from work, Tiffany Cook? Uh, somebody left me?

2551
02:16:47,040 --> 02:16:48,720
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, they left me a message on the

2552
02:16:48,879 --> 02:16:51,480
Speaker 2: Aheard radio app. This is I'm a player for it's

2553
02:16:51,480 --> 02:16:55,640
Speaker 2: clearly AI. Right, Hey, Allen, it's George for the third time.

2554
02:16:55,959 --> 02:16:56,119
Speaker 10: Now.

2555
02:16:56,320 --> 02:16:58,119
Speaker 2: I haven't watched in a while, but I am still

2556
02:16:58,160 --> 02:17:01,119
Speaker 2: a fan of your show. I kept Crunch Munch best

2557
02:17:01,240 --> 02:17:04,480
Speaker 2: or still killer, especially when I'm watching Boku No Pico.

2558
02:17:05,120 --> 02:17:07,360
Speaker 2: Stay classy, Allen. I'll be back next year.

2559
02:17:07,480 --> 02:17:07,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2560
02:17:07,680 --> 02:17:10,520
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell that is, right, it's

2561
02:17:10,560 --> 02:17:13,120
Speaker 2: either AI or it's like a paraph detext. It's a

2562
02:17:13,200 --> 02:17:14,640
Speaker 2: paraplegic pedophile.

2563
02:17:14,879 --> 02:17:15,040
Speaker 5: You know.

2564
02:17:15,360 --> 02:17:18,200
Speaker 2: Do you know what Boco Nopico is. It's like anime

2565
02:17:18,360 --> 02:17:20,680
Speaker 2: of like a guy who like has a sexual relationship

2566
02:17:20,720 --> 02:17:23,440
Speaker 2: with a boy, so he's you know, he's trying to

2567
02:17:23,480 --> 02:17:26,600
Speaker 2: be controversial or whatever. But I assume that's AI.

2568
02:17:27,959 --> 02:17:34,040
Speaker 9: Or it's like a pediasted Stephen Hawking calling me ye.

2569
02:17:33,280 --> 02:17:36,880
Speaker 2: All right the past couple of days, I mentioned this

2570
02:17:37,000 --> 02:17:39,360
Speaker 2: yesterday A little follow up here. It's not required, but

2571
02:17:39,440 --> 02:17:42,800
Speaker 2: it did come across my thing. Williams Port Pennsylvania. I

2572
02:17:42,840 --> 02:17:44,920
Speaker 2: think we still have one bureau chief there. And this

2573
02:17:45,040 --> 02:17:46,840
Speaker 2: is not a big town. It's about twenty five thousand people.

2574
02:17:46,879 --> 02:17:49,160
Speaker 2: But they've been having some wild stuff happen. There was

2575
02:17:49,160 --> 02:17:51,120
Speaker 2: a guy who committed suicide in the kitchen at the

2576
02:17:51,160 --> 02:17:54,760
Speaker 2: Olive Garden by dunking himself headfirst into the friar oil.

2577
02:17:55,480 --> 02:17:57,800
Speaker 2: And then there were the two siblings that got into

2578
02:17:57,920 --> 02:18:02,840
Speaker 2: a knockdown, drag out fight cops showing up over the

2579
02:18:02,920 --> 02:18:06,680
Speaker 2: last sticky bun. They got the nine to one to one.

2580
02:18:06,560 --> 02:18:10,320
Speaker 12: Call Rod, I gotta some messicon progress, weapons, intoxications, the

2581
02:18:10,520 --> 02:18:13,879
Speaker 12: undred girl as the hundred girl ass It is between

2582
02:18:14,040 --> 02:18:17,400
Speaker 12: siblings over who ate the last sticky bun. Now they're

2583
02:18:17,400 --> 02:18:18,400
Speaker 12: starting to kill each other.

2584
02:18:18,600 --> 02:18:24,240
Speaker 2: What jumps out at you? There no intoxication, and these

2585
02:18:24,280 --> 02:18:28,720
Speaker 2: are stone cold, sober people who are coming to physical

2586
02:18:28,840 --> 02:18:31,200
Speaker 2: blows over who had the last sticky bun. I was

2587
02:18:31,280 --> 02:18:32,640
Speaker 2: more surprised there was no weapons.

2588
02:18:32,720 --> 02:18:35,720
Speaker 9: I thought for sure that would have been like a

2589
02:18:35,879 --> 02:18:38,200
Speaker 9: he's holding a knife to me because I ate the

2590
02:18:38,280 --> 02:18:41,359
Speaker 9: last sticky bun. It's a spat he's crazy with the spatulas.

2591
02:18:41,440 --> 02:18:45,320
Speaker 9: This is what I'm saying. No weapon, no intox crazy

2592
02:18:45,680 --> 02:18:51,160
Speaker 9: two siblings, Uh, gonna kill each other. But you know

2593
02:18:51,240 --> 02:18:54,200
Speaker 9: it didn't start over the sticky bun, You know what

2594
02:18:54,200 --> 02:18:55,840
Speaker 9: I mean. That's been going on for a long time,

2595
02:18:55,920 --> 02:18:58,600
Speaker 9: Like this guy's been taken in the last mountain dew

2596
02:18:58,640 --> 02:19:00,720
Speaker 9: out of the fridge and not replacing it for years.

2597
02:19:02,120 --> 02:19:06,039
Speaker 2: Not only this, this wasn't you know. Sometimes you'll pop

2598
02:19:06,160 --> 02:19:08,959
Speaker 2: open a thing of Pillsbury, the orange rolls or cinnamon

2599
02:19:09,080 --> 02:19:14,000
Speaker 2: or whatever. These weren't homemade. They brought them from a place.

2600
02:19:14,120 --> 02:19:16,959
Speaker 2: They drove home with a bagful from a place called

2601
02:19:17,080 --> 02:19:23,240
Speaker 2: mister Stickies. Now that's my nickname in college. Rub Yeah,

2602
02:19:23,240 --> 02:19:23,960
Speaker 2: well it makes sense.

2603
02:19:24,640 --> 02:19:24,760
Speaker 3: Uh.

2604
02:19:25,160 --> 02:19:27,520
Speaker 2: They brought him home from mister Stickies, so not far

2605
02:19:27,640 --> 02:19:31,440
Speaker 2: from where they were living. And somebody got if you

2606
02:19:31,560 --> 02:19:35,800
Speaker 2: go to mister Sticki's website mister Stickiest net hashtag not

2607
02:19:35,920 --> 02:19:40,880
Speaker 2: an ad they ship nationwide. The banner ad says ex warning,

2608
02:19:41,320 --> 02:19:44,920
Speaker 2: extremely addictive. They should change that. You and a family

2609
02:19:45,000 --> 02:19:47,560
Speaker 2: member will come to blows over these. You'll threaten to

2610
02:19:47,640 --> 02:19:50,360
Speaker 2: kill your brother. Yeah, that dispatch call should be in

2611
02:19:50,400 --> 02:19:57,240
Speaker 2: their commercial right. Hi, I'm Steve Ticki, and uh, here

2612
02:19:57,280 --> 02:20:01,320
Speaker 2: are mister Stickies our buns? Will you know it'll destroy

2613
02:20:01,520 --> 02:20:06,280
Speaker 2: families it's like the culinary version of Maga. You'll come

2614
02:20:06,360 --> 02:20:08,240
Speaker 2: to blows over our treats.

2615
02:20:08,400 --> 02:20:11,400
Speaker 12: I gotta some messic in progress. No weapons zone took stations.

2616
02:20:11,560 --> 02:20:14,720
Speaker 12: The hundred girl as eight hundred girl ass. It is

2617
02:20:14,800 --> 02:20:18,440
Speaker 12: between siblings over who as the last sticky bon Now

2618
02:20:18,440 --> 02:20:19,640
Speaker 12: they're starting to kill each other.

2619
02:20:19,879 --> 02:20:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, giggle as the dispatch of that. I think they're

2620
02:20:24,560 --> 02:20:26,760
Speaker 2: so numb they don't feel anything like they're getting You know,

2621
02:20:27,080 --> 02:20:29,520
Speaker 2: she was probably fresh off the Hey we got a

2622
02:20:29,560 --> 02:20:32,200
Speaker 2: guy committed suicide. Yeah, the guy went head first in

2623
02:20:32,280 --> 02:20:36,240
Speaker 2: the fryer oil at olive garden. Probably wasn't an a

2624
02:20:36,320 --> 02:20:39,480
Speaker 2: laughing rood, you know what I mean. So yeah, mister

2625
02:20:39,600 --> 02:20:44,760
Speaker 2: stickies dot net. These two guys again on the hold,

2626
02:20:44,800 --> 02:20:46,879
Speaker 2: they were. All I can think of is we should

2627
02:20:46,920 --> 02:20:49,320
Speaker 2: have some ship. They're in Williamsport, PA, which is where

2628
02:20:49,360 --> 02:20:53,480
Speaker 2: that in Lancaster, PA. We should have some shipped. All

2629
02:20:53,520 --> 02:20:57,680
Speaker 2: I can think of is, uh, Friday ribs so good

2630
02:20:58,040 --> 02:21:01,440
Speaker 2: make you want to slap your mama. I've heard the quotes.

2631
02:21:01,440 --> 02:21:03,040
Speaker 2: I've never seen those movies. Oh you got to see

2632
02:21:03,040 --> 02:21:04,920
Speaker 2: those now, I know by Felicia, and you know I

2633
02:21:04,959 --> 02:21:07,040
Speaker 2: don't see those movies. Yeah, that's how they say. I

2634
02:21:07,080 --> 02:21:09,760
Speaker 2: can just see that slap your mama thing. Just be

2635
02:21:09,879 --> 02:21:11,840
Speaker 2: like they all of a sudden have a TV commercial

2636
02:21:11,920 --> 02:21:14,560
Speaker 2: about you know, bun's so good make you kick the

2637
02:21:14,760 --> 02:21:17,320
Speaker 2: crap out of your brother, right, That's what I'm saying.

2638
02:21:17,360 --> 02:21:19,800
Speaker 2: They should put that in there. They should shipping. The

2639
02:21:20,040 --> 02:21:22,760
Speaker 2: first time I'm gonna do is punch you your mama

2640
02:21:22,879 --> 02:21:26,200
Speaker 2: in the mouth. I mean, there has to be a

2641
02:21:26,320 --> 02:21:30,600
Speaker 2: place near us where you could get sticky buns. I

2642
02:21:30,600 --> 02:21:33,000
Speaker 2: don't even know if I've ever had one. Well, if

2643
02:21:33,040 --> 02:21:35,440
Speaker 2: you go again, I'll show you here the mister Sticky's website.

2644
02:21:35,600 --> 02:21:38,720
Speaker 2: They only have two locations, Lancaster and Williamsport and Pennsylvania.

2645
02:21:38,920 --> 02:21:41,800
Speaker 2: They have walnut. They have regular you can get it

2646
02:21:41,840 --> 02:21:46,119
Speaker 2: anywhere in the United States mini walnut. If maybe regular

2647
02:21:46,240 --> 02:21:48,640
Speaker 2: walnuts are too big. You know, Rob, how I like

2648
02:21:48,840 --> 02:21:54,160
Speaker 2: giant nuts in my mouth? Not supposed to answer that quickly?

2649
02:21:55,520 --> 02:22:00,000
Speaker 9: Have mini sticky buns. So it just looks like a cinnabon, Yeah, exactly.

2650
02:22:01,160 --> 02:22:02,080
Speaker 9: And this is what I'm saying.

2651
02:22:02,120 --> 02:22:10,480
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like a Brown Sugar cares cares well,

2652
02:22:11,320 --> 02:22:15,360
Speaker 2: those two guys, if you're living in Williamsport or God

2653
02:22:15,520 --> 02:22:21,720
Speaker 2: defend Lancaster p A. You're looking for whatever is gonna

2654
02:22:21,760 --> 02:22:26,480
Speaker 2: make you not go headfirst into a vata fry at work? Right,

2655
02:22:28,440 --> 02:22:32,680
Speaker 2: our most delicious sticky bun ever, God, al mighty man.

2656
02:22:34,040 --> 02:22:38,280
Speaker 2: So there's got to be places nearer to us, uh

2657
02:22:38,400 --> 02:22:41,600
Speaker 2: that will sell you sticky buns. Yes, every grocery store,

2658
02:22:41,760 --> 02:22:44,840
Speaker 2: every everything on the planet. That's all. There's there's they're

2659
02:22:44,879 --> 02:22:50,880
Speaker 2: the same. We've just determined there's literally one way to

2660
02:22:50,959 --> 02:22:54,480
Speaker 2: make sticky buns. So, yes, they're all the same. Put

2661
02:22:54,560 --> 02:22:59,840
Speaker 2: on it. There's a place by me called stick to

2662
02:23:00,080 --> 02:23:03,160
Speaker 2: your buns, right, that seems like a name.

2663
02:23:03,800 --> 02:23:07,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, stick to your buns. That's what happens in the

2664
02:23:07,480 --> 02:23:10,640
Speaker 9: summer when you sit on leather. That's why I don't

2665
02:23:10,680 --> 02:23:13,440
Speaker 9: sit on a lot of leather other than my underwear.

2666
02:23:14,800 --> 02:23:17,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, stick to your buns right there in Center Ridge

2667
02:23:17,600 --> 02:23:25,040
Speaker 2: again hashtag not an ad, But anybody looking for that

2668
02:23:25,160 --> 02:23:27,000
Speaker 2: kind of stuff you don't have to order from mister

2669
02:23:27,080 --> 02:23:31,400
Speaker 2: Sticki's my question is is there a local establishment that

2670
02:23:31,680 --> 02:23:35,960
Speaker 2: has inspired similar passion in family members? Is there anyone

2671
02:23:36,400 --> 02:23:42,400
Speaker 2: we don't have to export or import? Are sibling fights

2672
02:23:42,520 --> 02:23:45,160
Speaker 2: rob over sticky buns? We should be able to find

2673
02:23:45,200 --> 02:23:47,760
Speaker 2: them closer to home. Yeah, I'm sure there's been a

2674
02:23:47,920 --> 02:23:50,400
Speaker 2: million domestics over or what if you would you were

2675
02:23:50,480 --> 02:23:53,280
Speaker 2: fighting over like I'm not a tiram Assoux guy, but

2676
02:23:53,320 --> 02:23:55,800
Speaker 2: I understand it's very popular. I understand why people like it.

2677
02:23:55,920 --> 02:23:57,520
Speaker 2: What if two people were fighting over the last but

2678
02:23:57,720 --> 02:24:03,160
Speaker 2: the lemon bar right, sure, and I'm sure that's happened. Uh,

2679
02:24:04,280 --> 02:24:06,800
Speaker 2: it's just dumb. Wait, you're sure too. People have come

2680
02:24:06,840 --> 02:24:09,720
Speaker 2: to blows over fun fetti brownies. Well, if people are

2681
02:24:09,879 --> 02:24:11,080
Speaker 2: Barry Cobbler.

2682
02:24:10,840 --> 02:24:15,400
Speaker 9: If people have fought over the sticky buns or whatever,

2683
02:24:15,560 --> 02:24:20,680
Speaker 9: then sure, I think it's interchangeable. Usually it's they fought

2684
02:24:20,840 --> 02:24:23,640
Speaker 9: over the last bottle of Jack Daniels that they decided

2685
02:24:23,680 --> 02:24:25,240
Speaker 9: to consume in forty five minutes.

2686
02:24:25,360 --> 02:24:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2687
02:24:29,400 --> 02:24:35,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, people, man, this world were doomed. This is the

2688
02:24:35,400 --> 02:24:38,880
Speaker 9: stuff that's happening every single We're doomed. Ethan said he

2689
02:24:39,160 --> 02:24:42,080
Speaker 9: has had sticky buns all day. He had taco bell

2690
02:24:42,160 --> 02:24:47,560
Speaker 9: last night. Yeah, why are they sticky, Ethan? I mean,

2691
02:24:47,600 --> 02:24:50,880
Speaker 9: I got I understand what you're going for there. Why

2692
02:24:50,959 --> 02:24:52,320
Speaker 9: are they sticky?

2693
02:24:52,560 --> 02:25:01,480
Speaker 2: Thoughes this guy? Yeah, the Alreadian's home opener is on

2694
02:25:01,680 --> 02:25:05,840
Speaker 2: my birthday. I'm so excited. Oh good for you. Yeah,

2695
02:25:06,200 --> 02:25:09,680
Speaker 2: make sure you come by wherever we're broadcasting. I'm sure

2696
02:25:09,680 --> 02:25:13,400
Speaker 2: we'll be somewhere. I can't wait. Well, you're gonna have

2697
02:25:13,520 --> 02:25:15,720
Speaker 2: to rob because it's still like three months away. Put

2698
02:25:15,760 --> 02:25:18,000
Speaker 2: that sign up at the ballpark. It's so nice to

2699
02:25:18,120 --> 02:25:19,840
Speaker 2: see that. Oh right, it's it that you send me

2700
02:25:19,879 --> 02:25:22,440
Speaker 2: the photo. They're counting down the days they are. That's

2701
02:25:22,560 --> 02:25:23,160
Speaker 2: like that to me.

2702
02:25:23,360 --> 02:25:26,000
Speaker 9: That's when you start actually feeling like there's an end

2703
02:25:26,720 --> 02:25:29,560
Speaker 9: to this, whatever the hell this winter has been.

2704
02:25:29,600 --> 02:25:34,160
Speaker 2: Because this winter has sucked a bag of you know what.

2705
02:25:34,440 --> 02:25:37,920
Speaker 2: So we are today we're exactly eight weeks away from

2706
02:25:38,040 --> 02:25:40,600
Speaker 2: the home opener. Great, okay, good, that'll be here before

2707
02:25:40,640 --> 02:25:42,280
Speaker 2: we know it. Right, I gotta you, just you gotta

2708
02:25:42,360 --> 02:25:48,039
Speaker 2: find something because this winter has sucked. In scenario April third,

2709
02:25:48,120 --> 02:25:51,000
Speaker 2: which of course a lot of you know, Chinese April

2710
02:25:51,040 --> 02:25:57,600
Speaker 2: Fool's Day, is it kidding careful in the April fools joke?

2711
02:26:01,720 --> 02:26:05,280
Speaker 2: Speaking of Chinese, Well, I'm gonna tie this together here.

2712
02:26:05,280 --> 02:26:07,320
Speaker 2: We're talking about the girls farting or whatever. There is

2713
02:26:07,360 --> 02:26:09,200
Speaker 2: a guy or a couple guy. I see one guy

2714
02:26:09,240 --> 02:26:13,280
Speaker 2: in particular who does something called fart maxing. If you

2715
02:26:13,360 --> 02:26:15,560
Speaker 2: see the maxing trend. You just put something in the

2716
02:26:15,600 --> 02:26:18,200
Speaker 2: front of the word maxing, right and fart maxing. Here's

2717
02:26:18,240 --> 02:26:20,280
Speaker 2: what you eat to really get powerful farts. I don't

2718
02:26:20,280 --> 02:26:22,320
Speaker 2: know again why this is a big thing. There's a

2719
02:26:22,440 --> 02:26:27,280
Speaker 2: trend over on TikTok right now called China maxing. Okay, okay,

2720
02:26:28,040 --> 02:26:33,720
Speaker 2: young Americans declaring they're becoming Chinese by doing all kinds

2721
02:26:33,720 --> 02:26:36,840
Speaker 2: of different things. They're drinking hot water in the morning,

2722
02:26:37,640 --> 02:26:43,080
Speaker 2: They're doing tai chi in their kitchens, They're perfecting their

2723
02:26:43,240 --> 02:26:47,760
Speaker 2: chopstick skills. There's somebody a TikTok talking about this.

2724
02:26:47,840 --> 02:26:48,160
Speaker 12: Tomorrow.

2725
02:26:48,240 --> 02:26:50,760
Speaker 2: You are turning Chinese, and I know that sounds intimidating.

2726
02:26:50,879 --> 02:26:53,000
Speaker 2: You don't know how to act. There's nothing scary about

2727
02:26:53,080 --> 02:26:55,600
Speaker 2: being Chinese. The minute that you turn Chinese, you're coming

2728
02:26:55,680 --> 02:26:58,520
Speaker 2: with us to Hop Hop You're eating the shell loungball.

2729
02:26:58,640 --> 02:27:01,800
Speaker 2: February seventeenth, Chinese New Year. We're gonna look good, We're

2730
02:27:01,840 --> 02:27:05,560
Speaker 2: gonna feel good, manifest good things. Make some desserts. How

2731
02:27:05,720 --> 02:27:08,480
Speaker 2: old drink your hot water? Where the house slippers. That

2732
02:27:08,760 --> 02:27:11,160
Speaker 2: is a part of the culture, but fun is also

2733
02:27:11,240 --> 02:27:15,440
Speaker 2: part of the culture. She might as well be speaking Chinese.

2734
02:27:15,560 --> 02:27:17,680
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure what she's getting at there, But okay,

2735
02:27:17,879 --> 02:27:21,360
Speaker 2: that was obnoxious. That's a thing over there. On TikTok

2736
02:27:21,520 --> 02:27:24,760
Speaker 2: Rob the China Maxing February seventeen, that's coming up. What

2737
02:27:24,800 --> 02:27:26,000
Speaker 2: are we gonna do for Chinese New Year?

2738
02:27:26,959 --> 02:27:27,080
Speaker 18: Uh?

2739
02:27:28,400 --> 02:27:34,200
Speaker 2: Nothing, I don't think right, Yes, of course it is.

2740
02:27:34,520 --> 02:27:39,119
Speaker 2: Jess's sister knows this. Her sister is horse girl. She'll

2741
02:27:39,160 --> 02:27:44,200
Speaker 2: be celebrating Chinese New Year some particular way. But what

2742
02:27:44,280 --> 02:27:46,480
Speaker 2: are you gonna do to celebrate? I don't I'll start

2743
02:27:46,600 --> 02:27:49,960
Speaker 2: China Maxing. There you go, all these kids, and I'll

2744
02:27:49,959 --> 02:27:52,439
Speaker 2: tell you what. The attention to detail is amazing.

2745
02:27:53,720 --> 02:27:56,360
Speaker 9: For instance, young Americans here, we'll also be growing up

2746
02:27:56,400 --> 02:27:58,840
Speaker 9: in a one party authoritarian dictatorship.

2747
02:27:58,959 --> 02:28:05,840
Speaker 2: Rob, I gotta take a break The Allen Cox Show.

2748
02:28:06,240 --> 02:28:06,800
Speaker 1: On one.

2749
02:28:10,879 --> 02:28:12,160
Speaker 3: Call the Allen Cox Show.

2750
02:28:12,440 --> 02:28:14,320
Speaker 2: And then the radio started playing, which made it e

2751
02:28:14,400 --> 02:28:16,480
Speaker 2: the worse to me and Mark bizarre.

2752
02:28:17,560 --> 02:28:20,440
Speaker 8: Seven eight one double oh seven or three four eight

2753
02:28:20,560 --> 02:28:21,520
Speaker 8: one double o seven?

2754
02:28:32,879 --> 02:28:37,160
Speaker 2: Man, I don't know what it is the show today.

2755
02:28:37,440 --> 02:28:39,119
Speaker 2: You know I love doing the show, right, Uh huh?

2756
02:28:40,360 --> 02:28:42,720
Speaker 2: The show today feels like it's been nine hours long.

2757
02:28:42,879 --> 02:28:45,520
Speaker 2: It does feel long to that. I don't know. Usually

2758
02:28:45,640 --> 02:28:48,440
Speaker 2: the show flies by, you have a busy day and

2759
02:28:48,520 --> 02:28:51,800
Speaker 2: exciting day tomorrow. Maybe you're just anticipating. It's not I

2760
02:28:51,840 --> 02:28:53,680
Speaker 2: don't know what it is. You know, I'm a creature

2761
02:28:53,720 --> 02:28:54,080
Speaker 2: a habit.

2762
02:28:54,240 --> 02:28:54,360
Speaker 10: Right.

2763
02:28:54,920 --> 02:28:57,600
Speaker 2: When I have guests on, I usually park them in

2764
02:28:57,680 --> 02:29:00,800
Speaker 2: that four to twenty slot. Had Mary Santo in yesterday.

2765
02:29:01,360 --> 02:29:03,920
Speaker 2: As a general rule, even if you're kind of half

2766
02:29:04,040 --> 02:29:08,080
Speaker 2: paying attention to this program, there is a structure to it. Usually,

2767
02:29:08,080 --> 02:29:10,480
Speaker 2: if I'm gonna have a guest in the studio, I

2768
02:29:10,560 --> 02:29:13,680
Speaker 2: have been around four to twenty in that segment, And

2769
02:29:13,800 --> 02:29:15,720
Speaker 2: so because that gives me a little bit of time

2770
02:29:15,760 --> 02:29:18,119
Speaker 2: at the top of the show to settle in. Well,

2771
02:29:18,200 --> 02:29:21,200
Speaker 2: Jay Farrow is at Hilarities this weekend, and he's a

2772
02:29:21,280 --> 02:29:23,880
Speaker 2: busy guy. So he's like, could I do the show earlier?

2773
02:29:23,879 --> 02:29:26,800
Speaker 2: I said sure, So he came into two fifty. Now

2774
02:29:26,840 --> 02:29:28,879
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't chalk it up to that because

2775
02:29:28,920 --> 02:29:33,080
Speaker 2: that sounds silly. But I mean, I'm so but I'm

2776
02:29:33,200 --> 02:29:36,440
Speaker 2: so used to a certain way. But other than that,

2777
02:29:36,600 --> 02:29:38,879
Speaker 2: and again, it's not even a complaint, it's just an observation.

2778
02:29:39,000 --> 02:29:40,840
Speaker 2: The show feels like it it feels like we've been

2779
02:29:40,879 --> 02:29:43,080
Speaker 2: on forever. Today. I bet you that's what it is. Now,

2780
02:29:43,200 --> 02:29:45,000
Speaker 2: I know what the audience feels like.

2781
02:29:46,280 --> 02:29:49,600
Speaker 9: We're so used to get. Maybe when they're done, it's

2782
02:29:49,640 --> 02:29:52,920
Speaker 9: four fifty, that's the last hour. Maybe that's what it is.

2783
02:29:53,360 --> 02:29:55,840
Speaker 9: You know, so it feels like maybe that's what it is.

2784
02:29:55,920 --> 02:29:56,640
Speaker 9: I think you're right.

2785
02:29:58,040 --> 02:29:59,480
Speaker 2: Because I felt it too. I was like, Wow, this

2786
02:29:59,560 --> 02:30:03,680
Speaker 2: is a long This poor audience. Is this how they

2787
02:30:03,840 --> 02:30:09,400
Speaker 2: feel like? God, damn, this thing is on forever? Imagine us,

2788
02:30:10,120 --> 02:30:12,040
Speaker 2: do we go back to the nineties weekend when we

2789
02:30:12,120 --> 02:30:14,520
Speaker 2: sign off? Yeah, oh beautiful all the way through, man,

2790
02:30:14,640 --> 02:30:17,240
Speaker 2: till what we've got tomorrow?

2791
02:30:17,280 --> 02:30:19,280
Speaker 9: We got the Calves right tomorrow night. Tomorrow night at

2792
02:30:19,320 --> 02:30:22,480
Speaker 9: ten o'clock is the Calves. Yeah, so we've got nothing

2793
02:30:22,520 --> 02:30:26,760
Speaker 9: but nineties till then tonight Corey is on Jess. You

2794
02:30:26,840 --> 02:30:29,160
Speaker 9: know what's playing at the top of the eight o'clock hour?

2795
02:30:30,040 --> 02:30:33,160
Speaker 2: Uh? Is it a Corey thing? It's a rhetorical question.

2796
02:30:33,560 --> 02:30:38,600
Speaker 2: Aerosmith crying from the nineties. I love that song, Mighty

2797
02:30:38,680 --> 02:30:40,840
Speaker 2: Mighty boss Tones. I ended the show last night with

2798
02:30:40,920 --> 02:30:43,480
Speaker 2: some boss Tones. I love that I played Royal Oil.

2799
02:30:43,840 --> 02:30:46,640
Speaker 2: I will cut as much boss Tones in like I

2800
02:30:46,840 --> 02:30:47,480
Speaker 2: love that band.

2801
02:30:47,520 --> 02:30:50,320
Speaker 9: But again, I don't know what people's stomach is and

2802
02:30:50,400 --> 02:30:52,120
Speaker 9: how deep they want to go on those songs, like

2803
02:30:52,240 --> 02:30:54,160
Speaker 9: I played the impression that I get and things like that.

2804
02:30:54,240 --> 02:30:57,840
Speaker 2: But should I keep going? I think so. Matthew sweet

2805
02:30:57,920 --> 02:31:00,760
Speaker 2: Sick of Myself, Yeah, that's a deep cut. I would

2806
02:31:00,760 --> 02:31:03,520
Speaker 2: think you'd go with girlfriend Sick of Myself? I think

2807
02:31:03,600 --> 02:31:06,400
Speaker 2: was the bigger song? Was it? I don't know, desperately

2808
02:31:06,480 --> 02:31:10,440
Speaker 2: wanting p J friends into got any cranberries on? There?

2809
02:31:10,520 --> 02:31:13,840
Speaker 2: Are we playing Angry Johnny by Poe. I don't think

2810
02:31:13,879 --> 02:31:17,120
Speaker 2: that's it. She wants to blow you, Jizabel away and

2811
02:31:18,360 --> 02:31:24,000
Speaker 2: stripping Daisy bro. I heard Stansbury playing Nirvana covering that

2812
02:31:24,080 --> 02:31:24,959
Speaker 2: Puddler Mud song.

2813
02:31:27,080 --> 02:31:29,439
Speaker 3: He's it round.

2814
02:31:30,959 --> 02:31:36,160
Speaker 2: With the hit and bad beg you for this?

2815
02:31:36,560 --> 02:31:39,119
Speaker 3: You do Lotjo?

2816
02:31:39,760 --> 02:31:40,920
Speaker 5: He cut.

2817
02:31:42,600 --> 02:31:43,039
Speaker 1: Dig It.

2818
02:31:46,320 --> 02:31:48,560
Speaker 2: You hang me out A BA.

2819
02:31:49,920 --> 02:31:51,840
Speaker 3: Can't die You different?

2820
02:31:53,440 --> 02:31:53,640
Speaker 5: Right?

2821
02:32:00,879 --> 02:32:02,640
Speaker 2: So good? Did you see the top of the nine

2822
02:32:02,640 --> 02:32:06,280
Speaker 2: o'clock hour? Oh? Let me look. I'm sure that I did,

2823
02:32:06,480 --> 02:32:09,520
Speaker 2: but I didn't committed to it. Better than Ezra? Yeah,

2824
02:32:09,640 --> 02:32:12,200
Speaker 2: And I only say that because it may have been

2825
02:32:12,280 --> 02:32:15,080
Speaker 2: one of my favorite Norm McDonald jokes from weekend up

2826
02:32:15,120 --> 02:32:19,640
Speaker 2: dates of all time. That was so funny. Better than Azra,

2827
02:32:20,480 --> 02:32:23,800
Speaker 2: Better than Ezra has come in at number two on

2828
02:32:23,920 --> 02:32:27,480
Speaker 2: the Billboard one hundred, number one. No, no, I screwed

2829
02:32:27,480 --> 02:32:30,400
Speaker 2: it up. There was either way better than Ezra is

2830
02:32:30,480 --> 02:32:34,679
Speaker 2: number one on the Billboard's Top one hundred, number two Ezra.

2831
02:32:35,600 --> 02:32:39,200
Speaker 9: And just stop and stare at the camera. And number two,

2832
02:32:39,520 --> 02:32:42,959
Speaker 9: Uh Ezra. Oh god, that was such a good bit.

2833
02:32:43,360 --> 02:32:48,920
Speaker 9: I just love simple, amazing joke, his delivery to man

2834
02:32:49,040 --> 02:32:51,199
Speaker 9: like there was nobody better than him at that style

2835
02:32:51,240 --> 02:32:53,720
Speaker 9: of comedy, nobody.

2836
02:32:55,360 --> 02:32:58,480
Speaker 10: Adding music News number one on the College charts this

2837
02:32:58,560 --> 02:33:02,320
Speaker 10: summer was better than Era and at number two.

2838
02:33:05,200 --> 02:33:10,760
Speaker 2: Of course, the amazing, amazing equipment that we have here. E. Yeah,

2839
02:33:10,840 --> 02:33:12,600
Speaker 2: it's not like you have to worry about timing with

2840
02:33:12,720 --> 02:33:16,320
Speaker 2: comedy or a number two Ezra Ezra you know, oh

2841
02:33:16,520 --> 02:33:16,959
Speaker 2: so good?

2842
02:33:17,080 --> 02:33:19,360
Speaker 9: Well we walk We aren't playing any Ezra though, No,

2843
02:33:19,600 --> 02:33:23,280
Speaker 9: just better then. Plenty of cool stuff though, yeah, man,

2844
02:33:23,480 --> 02:33:24,960
Speaker 9: a lot of fun. I love these weekends.

2845
02:33:25,120 --> 02:33:30,840
Speaker 2: Hey Jeff, Hello, Hi Jeff, what's up. It's Jeff, Yes,

2846
02:33:32,240 --> 02:33:36,040
Speaker 2: Joe Joe. All right, Well then you're probably wondering why

2847
02:33:36,160 --> 02:33:38,960
Speaker 2: is this dick calling me Jeff? Because that's how my

2848
02:33:39,080 --> 02:33:45,520
Speaker 2: screen says, Hi, Joe, not Joe. You're not Joe from Carrottsville.

2849
02:33:45,600 --> 02:33:46,240
Speaker 2: Are you yeah?

2850
02:33:46,560 --> 02:33:46,800
Speaker 14: God?

2851
02:33:47,480 --> 02:33:47,520
Speaker 8: No?

2852
02:33:48,320 --> 02:33:49,520
Speaker 2: All right? What's up, Joe?

2853
02:33:50,720 --> 02:33:54,560
Speaker 6: We got the super Bowl, the New England Atlantic Ocean

2854
02:33:55,160 --> 02:33:57,119
Speaker 6: or the Seattle Pacific Ocean.

2855
02:33:58,840 --> 02:34:02,080
Speaker 2: Well, Rob is a hometown Pats fan. I don't have

2856
02:34:02,120 --> 02:34:04,200
Speaker 2: a dog in this fight. I love Seattle, but I'm

2857
02:34:04,200 --> 02:34:08,360
Speaker 2: not gonna root for Seattle against New England. I'm gonna

2858
02:34:08,400 --> 02:34:11,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna a co sign for my boy here, So

2859
02:34:12,480 --> 02:34:14,119
Speaker 2: thank you, al. I don't have skin in the game.

2860
02:34:14,160 --> 02:34:16,120
Speaker 2: I got no money in it. I don't really care

2861
02:34:16,200 --> 02:34:18,600
Speaker 2: who wins. I know Rob would love for the Patriots

2862
02:34:18,640 --> 02:34:20,200
Speaker 2: when the Super Bowl, So that's I guess who. I

2863
02:34:20,280 --> 02:34:26,800
Speaker 2: hope advantage raw Thank you Allan. What about yourself, Joe, Jeff, Joe,

2864
02:34:26,879 --> 02:34:30,120
Speaker 2: what do you think Seattle? Why you're still mourning the

2865
02:34:30,600 --> 02:34:33,040
Speaker 2: departure of Marshawn Land? Anybody but the Patriots? That's what

2866
02:34:33,120 --> 02:34:33,720
Speaker 2: it is, right, Joe?

2867
02:34:35,080 --> 02:34:39,039
Speaker 6: No, No, that's who. Because Seattle was a strong team.

2868
02:34:39,120 --> 02:34:42,360
Speaker 6: They were unpredictable the whole season, but they kind of

2869
02:34:42,400 --> 02:34:44,959
Speaker 6: shot me in. I'm gonna say, Seattle.

2870
02:34:45,920 --> 02:34:47,400
Speaker 2: All right, what do you think you think they're gonna

2871
02:34:47,400 --> 02:34:49,160
Speaker 2: cover the four and a half points? I was gonna say,

2872
02:34:49,200 --> 02:34:52,120
Speaker 2: who's favored Seattle's favored by four and a half. By

2873
02:34:52,200 --> 02:34:54,320
Speaker 2: four and a half been the line from the second

2874
02:34:54,400 --> 02:34:55,160
Speaker 2: this became the game.

2875
02:34:56,920 --> 02:34:59,200
Speaker 6: You know what, I think they're gonna be doing good

2876
02:34:59,200 --> 02:34:59,920
Speaker 6: about ten points?

2877
02:35:00,320 --> 02:35:02,280
Speaker 2: Wow? Well, so you're thinking it's not gonna be much

2878
02:35:02,280 --> 02:35:03,920
Speaker 2: of a game. Then are you thinking high scoring or

2879
02:35:03,920 --> 02:35:05,480
Speaker 2: are you thinking it's gonna be a low scoring game?

2880
02:35:05,520 --> 02:35:08,080
Speaker 2: They still lose by ten, I'm.

2881
02:35:07,959 --> 02:35:10,400
Speaker 6: Gonna say they're gonna lose thirty or twenty.

2882
02:35:10,920 --> 02:35:13,960
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, it's an interesting take because again Seattle

2883
02:35:14,040 --> 02:35:16,120
Speaker 2: has one of the best defenses in the league, as

2884
02:35:16,240 --> 02:35:18,600
Speaker 2: do the Patriots, so it's gonna be an interesting game. Yeah.

2885
02:35:20,320 --> 02:35:24,280
Speaker 6: And also they're a special team. Team is pretty good too.

2886
02:35:24,840 --> 02:35:27,560
Speaker 2: They are, they are. It's gonna be a good super Bowl.

2887
02:35:27,640 --> 02:35:27,760
Speaker 10: Man.

2888
02:35:27,840 --> 02:35:29,960
Speaker 2: But you gotta remember Sam Darnald I think is still

2889
02:35:30,040 --> 02:35:32,360
Speaker 2: Sam Donald saying the Patriots got to get into his

2890
02:35:32,480 --> 02:35:35,800
Speaker 2: face fast right away, make him see those ghosts, starts

2891
02:35:35,879 --> 02:35:37,760
Speaker 2: eating it in the big games like he always has

2892
02:35:37,800 --> 02:35:42,400
Speaker 2: in the past. Golpats. Wasn't his grandfather Arnold in the

2893
02:35:42,520 --> 02:35:50,760
Speaker 2: NFL Arnold Sam Donald's grandfather, Arnold Donald. Oh it's so dumb,

2894
02:35:51,080 --> 02:35:54,080
Speaker 2: Thank you, Joe. I appreciate Arnold Donald, Hey Lessen, the

2895
02:35:54,320 --> 02:35:59,200
Speaker 2: Manning family, not the only professional football dynasty, Rob the

2896
02:35:59,360 --> 02:36:03,360
Speaker 2: Arnold darn Yeah No, actually it wasn't Sam Donald's grdfather

2897
02:36:03,440 --> 02:36:06,560
Speaker 2: guy named Dick Hammer. He was here. Yeah, not Arnold Darnald.

2898
02:36:07,200 --> 02:36:09,320
Speaker 2: That's such a better name. Only way you're gonna top

2899
02:36:09,480 --> 02:36:11,160
Speaker 2: Arnold Darnold is with Dick Hammer.

2900
02:36:11,560 --> 02:36:14,280
Speaker 9: How do we give this guy to Pecker euphemisms for

2901
02:36:14,320 --> 02:36:18,120
Speaker 9: a name, Wow, Richard Hammer dick Yeah.

2902
02:36:18,840 --> 02:36:22,360
Speaker 2: All right, well, then there you go. Joe Jeff is

2903
02:36:22,480 --> 02:36:25,960
Speaker 2: rooting for Seattle and listen, I know it was the

2904
02:36:26,000 --> 02:36:28,880
Speaker 2: Brady era, but you can't count the Patriots out. Remember

2905
02:36:28,920 --> 02:36:31,160
Speaker 2: when everybody thought that the Falcons were gonna wipe the

2906
02:36:31,200 --> 02:36:33,280
Speaker 2: floor with him in the Super Bowl, and they did,

2907
02:36:33,360 --> 02:36:35,720
Speaker 2: and then they did for a while and then Brady,

2908
02:36:35,800 --> 02:36:39,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, I remember watching that game going,

2909
02:36:39,040 --> 02:36:41,080
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't believe what's happening here. The

2910
02:36:41,200 --> 02:36:45,879
Speaker 2: Patriots are just crapping the bed completely. Nope, overtime they

2911
02:36:45,959 --> 02:36:49,039
Speaker 2: beat these guys, and Brady Falcons just like stopped playing.

2912
02:36:49,879 --> 02:36:53,640
Speaker 2: Brady's such a bouche with his comments sometimes like he's

2913
02:36:53,959 --> 02:36:56,840
Speaker 2: he can't ever be like he's the guy that has

2914
02:36:56,920 --> 02:37:00,200
Speaker 2: to be loved by everyone Brady like he's he's and

2915
02:37:00,280 --> 02:37:03,200
Speaker 2: crap his entire career. Is he the goat? Is he not?

2916
02:37:03,360 --> 02:37:03,880
Speaker 2: He's a cheater?

2917
02:37:04,040 --> 02:37:04,320
Speaker 6: Is he not?

2918
02:37:04,400 --> 02:37:06,760
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah. They're like, oh, what who

2919
02:37:06,760 --> 02:37:08,800
Speaker 2: you're rooting for in the Super Bowl? Tom? Thinking the

2920
02:37:08,920 --> 02:37:11,720
Speaker 2: obvious answer is the place where they have a goddamn

2921
02:37:11,840 --> 02:37:16,560
Speaker 2: statue of me? And he goes in the game, don't care.

2922
02:37:18,480 --> 02:37:23,960
Speaker 2: But also, but isn't there also a mindset of that's

2923
02:37:24,000 --> 02:37:27,560
Speaker 2: not my team anymore? No, no, is you of you

2924
02:37:27,680 --> 02:37:29,920
Speaker 2: at the place? Right? But I'm sure in his brain

2925
02:37:30,280 --> 02:37:34,039
Speaker 2: he's like, there's a statue of me because I made

2926
02:37:34,160 --> 02:37:34,640
Speaker 2: that team.

2927
02:37:34,720 --> 02:37:37,560
Speaker 9: You're a patriot for life. You're going into the Hall

2928
02:37:37,600 --> 02:37:40,880
Speaker 9: of Fame as a patreoneer. He's not going into the

2929
02:37:40,920 --> 02:37:43,800
Speaker 9: Hall of Fame as a buccaneer. He will go in

2930
02:37:43,959 --> 02:37:46,080
Speaker 9: as a patriot. So to say, you don't have any

2931
02:37:48,000 --> 02:37:52,360
Speaker 9: shut up dope, that's just come on. Who says that?

2932
02:37:52,520 --> 02:37:55,720
Speaker 9: I mean, I agree with you, but even even oh

2933
02:37:56,040 --> 02:37:58,840
Speaker 9: but but like high performers like that, they have a

2934
02:37:58,959 --> 02:37:59,640
Speaker 9: different brain.

2935
02:37:59,760 --> 02:38:03,240
Speaker 2: Tom Brady is a friggin robot. That's what contributed to

2936
02:38:03,520 --> 02:38:07,000
Speaker 2: you know, Michael Jordan, all these guys. They have to

2937
02:38:07,080 --> 02:38:09,600
Speaker 2: have a singular focus, and it is on They're in

2938
02:38:09,640 --> 02:38:12,680
Speaker 2: a team sport, ironically, but let's be real. They're singular

2939
02:38:12,800 --> 02:38:15,680
Speaker 2: focus is on themselves, heat and no dog.

2940
02:38:15,560 --> 02:38:17,240
Speaker 9: In the fight. I'm sorry, it wasn't skin in the game.

2941
02:38:17,240 --> 02:38:19,280
Speaker 9: I don't know what a dog in the fight? Oh yeah, yeah,

2942
02:38:19,360 --> 02:38:21,960
Speaker 9: Oh you don't. Maybe that was aw you won six

2943
02:38:22,040 --> 02:38:24,520
Speaker 9: of your championships. Maybe when they were playing the Falcons,

2944
02:38:24,560 --> 02:38:25,840
Speaker 9: that was a Michael Vick jab.

2945
02:38:26,360 --> 02:38:26,800
Speaker 8: I don't know.

2946
02:38:27,000 --> 02:38:29,720
Speaker 2: He's just it's such a dick thing to say. All

2947
02:38:29,800 --> 02:38:32,400
Speaker 2: of his teammates, Vince will Fork, who was the center

2948
02:38:32,480 --> 02:38:34,920
Speaker 2: of those teams, He's like, what do you mean? What

2949
02:38:35,000 --> 02:38:39,760
Speaker 2: do you nuts? Vince will Finnce will Fork? Well, like, dude,

2950
02:38:39,920 --> 02:38:40,480
Speaker 2: tom Brady.

2951
02:38:40,600 --> 02:38:44,879
Speaker 9: Again, it's not the same tom Brady now right, He's

2952
02:38:44,920 --> 02:38:48,440
Speaker 9: got the the the sculpted face and the hair plugs

2953
02:38:48,480 --> 02:38:49,520
Speaker 9: and the glasses and all.

2954
02:38:50,160 --> 02:38:52,680
Speaker 2: So it's a different guy. I get it. But dude,

2955
02:38:54,920 --> 02:38:56,960
Speaker 2: the Patriots are in the Super Bowl. They ask you

2956
02:38:56,959 --> 02:39:01,959
Speaker 2: who should win? You should say the Patriots. Who You've

2957
02:39:02,000 --> 02:39:04,320
Speaker 2: really taken it. You've given this more thought than tom

2958
02:39:04,360 --> 02:39:08,520
Speaker 2: Brady's such a douchebag thing to say. I understand Joe Montana. Hey, Joe,

2959
02:39:08,520 --> 02:39:10,000
Speaker 2: who do you think should win the Super Bowl? San

2960
02:39:10,000 --> 02:39:16,600
Speaker 2: Francisco is in it? Dick name a throoting for the Giants?

2961
02:39:16,800 --> 02:39:16,920
Speaker 1: Right?

2962
02:39:17,200 --> 02:39:17,840
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

2963
02:39:17,959 --> 02:39:18,119
Speaker 8: Man?

2964
02:39:18,280 --> 02:39:21,400
Speaker 2: I understand no dog in the fight? Did I get it?

2965
02:39:21,440 --> 02:39:24,760
Speaker 2: He's a commentator and he shouldn't pick sides and blah blah. Listen.

2966
02:39:24,840 --> 02:39:27,480
Speaker 2: This is how This is how I do it when

2967
02:39:27,560 --> 02:39:29,600
Speaker 2: I'm not on the air, when I'm living my life, right,

2968
02:39:29,640 --> 02:39:32,440
Speaker 2: I'm just going about my business. When I call other

2969
02:39:32,680 --> 02:39:36,440
Speaker 2: radio stations to win prizes and they asked me what

2970
02:39:36,720 --> 02:39:38,680
Speaker 2: site should just made? Joe, I always say, why are

2971
02:39:38,680 --> 02:39:46,320
Speaker 2: the seven wmmts? I went and hang up work there.

2972
02:39:49,160 --> 02:39:50,600
Speaker 2: I actually did that when I was a kid, when

2973
02:39:50,600 --> 02:39:52,760
Speaker 2: I first started. When you were a kid, you did, Yeah.

2974
02:39:52,800 --> 02:39:53,680
Speaker 2: I was seventeen.

2975
02:39:53,840 --> 02:39:56,120
Speaker 9: I had just started at the radio station that I

2976
02:39:56,240 --> 02:39:58,640
Speaker 9: worked for, and there was a rock station in town

2977
02:39:58,760 --> 02:40:02,360
Speaker 9: and they did a like a stairway a seven or

2978
02:40:02,520 --> 02:40:04,120
Speaker 9: get the lead out feature. So it was a led

2979
02:40:04,160 --> 02:40:06,400
Speaker 9: Zeppelin thing every night. And I don't know if I've

2980
02:40:06,400 --> 02:40:08,840
Speaker 9: ever mentioned this album, but I love the band led Zeppelin.

2981
02:40:08,920 --> 02:40:11,959
Speaker 9: I've seen tattoos on your body to that effect. Yes,

2982
02:40:12,080 --> 02:40:15,000
Speaker 9: I sat next to you at the led Zeppelin documentary

2983
02:40:15,040 --> 02:40:18,320
Speaker 9: screening Rob, where I managed to eat an entire depth

2984
02:40:18,480 --> 02:40:20,920
Speaker 9: charge size cord book, Eat Your.

2985
02:40:20,840 --> 02:40:21,800
Speaker 2: Body Weight and popcorn.

2986
02:40:21,959 --> 02:40:22,119
Speaker 8: Yeah.

2987
02:40:22,480 --> 02:40:25,160
Speaker 9: So I called the dude and I requested, like no

2988
02:40:25,400 --> 02:40:28,400
Speaker 9: quarter or something, and he goes, uh, He's like, oh,

2989
02:40:28,480 --> 02:40:28,879
Speaker 9: cool man.

2990
02:40:28,920 --> 02:40:31,000
Speaker 2: What's your name? And I said Rob? And he goes,

2991
02:40:31,040 --> 02:40:33,360
Speaker 2: where do you work? And I said WMAs And I

2992
02:40:33,400 --> 02:40:36,280
Speaker 2: went oh, and he's like, cool man, thanks for being

2993
02:40:36,320 --> 02:40:38,360
Speaker 2: a fan of my show. Like it was like it

2994
02:40:38,440 --> 02:40:39,800
Speaker 2: was like a big deal. I'm like, well, first off,

2995
02:40:40,480 --> 02:40:43,320
Speaker 2: I mean we play Celine Dion songs. I don't think

2996
02:40:43,360 --> 02:40:46,760
Speaker 2: we're really competition here. But it was actually funny and

2997
02:40:46,800 --> 02:40:48,400
Speaker 2: he ended up airing it, but he bleeped what I

2998
02:40:48,480 --> 02:40:50,039
Speaker 2: did for a living. He's like, where do you work?

2999
02:40:50,040 --> 02:40:52,600
Speaker 2: And I said it. He bleeped it, and I was like, okay,

3000
02:40:53,040 --> 02:40:55,400
Speaker 2: well that was back when you'd probably get busted for

3001
02:40:55,480 --> 02:40:58,480
Speaker 2: even mentioning another radio station in the air without questioning. Yeah,

3002
02:40:58,560 --> 02:41:00,240
Speaker 2: if my boss had ever heard that up.

3003
02:41:00,760 --> 02:41:03,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you didn't give him like a fake name,

3004
02:41:03,760 --> 02:41:05,720
Speaker 9: Like no, I didn't even think to you know, it

3005
02:41:05,840 --> 02:41:07,959
Speaker 9: just came out where do you work?

3006
02:41:08,000 --> 02:41:11,360
Speaker 2: It just I just said it, you know. Yeah, Mike

3007
02:41:11,640 --> 02:41:18,400
Speaker 2: Roch yeah, I had another one that just I edited

3008
02:41:18,440 --> 02:41:19,320
Speaker 2: myself very quickly.

3009
02:41:19,480 --> 02:41:19,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

3010
02:41:20,200 --> 02:41:22,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my favorite one of all time. And it's

3011
02:41:22,840 --> 02:41:25,119
Speaker 2: it's not Hi, who's that's where are you calling from?

3012
02:41:25,520 --> 02:41:28,120
Speaker 2: This is Dick fits In and I'm calling from w

3013
02:41:28,440 --> 02:41:36,240
Speaker 2: M A s ah Right, I got to hit Alan.

3014
02:41:36,320 --> 02:41:39,720
Speaker 2: Please let Rob know we're cooking a huge pot of

3015
02:41:39,879 --> 02:41:46,520
Speaker 2: New England style clam chowder and rooting for Seattle. I

3016
02:41:46,560 --> 02:41:52,720
Speaker 2: was good with clam chowder, that wrap, I know, sticking

3017
02:41:52,800 --> 02:41:55,520
Speaker 2: it to you, stick it, you know what. I hope

3018
02:41:55,560 --> 02:41:56,680
Speaker 2: you're clam chowder burns.

3019
02:41:57,160 --> 02:41:57,560
Speaker 7: Hey, you know what?

3020
02:41:57,760 --> 02:41:59,640
Speaker 2: You know what I hope clam chowder. You gotta be

3021
02:41:59,680 --> 02:42:02,040
Speaker 2: real care with. Maybe I shouldn't tell you this because

3022
02:42:02,080 --> 02:42:05,720
Speaker 2: it could absolutely ruin your gut, but you gotta be

3023
02:42:05,760 --> 02:42:07,560
Speaker 2: careful with clam chowder when you make it and bring

3024
02:42:07,640 --> 02:42:10,080
Speaker 2: it to temperature. If you're not eating it right away,

3025
02:42:10,360 --> 02:42:12,240
Speaker 2: So you know what, I hope you don't do it

3026
02:42:12,320 --> 02:42:15,280
Speaker 2: the right way. It curdles and you get stomach issues.

3027
02:42:15,920 --> 02:42:16,680
Speaker 2: That's what I hope.

3028
02:42:16,879 --> 02:42:17,200
Speaker 6: Take that.

3029
02:42:18,720 --> 02:42:23,960
Speaker 2: Fu clam chatdy kiss my ass that your clam chowder sucks.

3030
02:42:25,879 --> 02:42:30,200
Speaker 9: Gotta make clam chowder, yeah, Seattle, make me a New

3031
02:42:30,240 --> 02:42:32,280
Speaker 9: England clam chowder in Seattle or the Midwest.

3032
02:42:32,360 --> 02:42:34,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, have at it, Go get a can

3033
02:42:34,600 --> 02:42:41,440
Speaker 2: of snows ud. Stephen Kansas Sam was only two years

3034
02:42:41,560 --> 02:42:45,920
Speaker 2: old when Dick Hammer died at the age of sixty nine.

3035
02:42:46,440 --> 02:42:46,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

3036
02:42:46,840 --> 02:42:47,160
Speaker 1: Nice.

3037
02:42:52,320 --> 02:42:55,080
Speaker 2: Well, maybe there was a member of his family named

3038
02:42:55,240 --> 02:43:02,440
Speaker 2: Arnold Darnold song not just Dick Hammer. So the Hammer

3039
02:43:02,800 --> 02:43:09,600
Speaker 2: Darnold clans came together at some point, and Dick Alan

3040
02:43:09,680 --> 02:43:13,720
Speaker 2: will Rob be playing Lakini's Juice this weekend in the

3041
02:43:13,840 --> 02:43:16,520
Speaker 2: nineties week I have to think, right, yes, Adam, Yes

3042
02:43:16,600 --> 02:43:19,000
Speaker 2: I will. It's got to be that. I don't know.

3043
02:43:19,120 --> 02:43:19,880
Speaker 2: Then there's no name.

3044
02:43:19,959 --> 02:43:21,959
Speaker 9: Okay, I didn't know if he signed it or if

3045
02:43:22,000 --> 02:43:25,320
Speaker 9: you had it on the screen. He Adam sends me, Hey,

3046
02:43:25,360 --> 02:43:26,840
Speaker 9: can you let me know what time we're playing it.

3047
02:43:27,200 --> 02:43:28,960
Speaker 9: I'm like, you know, you can just like listen to

3048
02:43:29,040 --> 02:43:30,959
Speaker 9: that song anytime you want. Twenty twenty six.

3049
02:43:31,240 --> 02:43:32,480
Speaker 2: He's a ride or die.

3050
02:43:32,640 --> 02:43:33,120
Speaker 6: I know he is.

3051
02:43:33,160 --> 02:43:35,280
Speaker 2: That's why I tell him every single time. That's why

3052
02:43:35,360 --> 02:43:37,880
Speaker 2: we don't care when he bangs his girl in the

3053
02:43:38,120 --> 02:43:41,400
Speaker 2: boat bathroom for Captain Funds. I still kind of cared

3054
02:43:41,400 --> 02:43:44,600
Speaker 2: about that farting fandango. Yeah, you walked in on him too.

3055
02:43:45,000 --> 02:43:50,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, there's sex that is old blown intercourse. Right,

3056
02:43:50,760 --> 02:43:57,800
Speaker 2: There's there's a man standing behind his lady and they

3057
02:43:57,920 --> 02:43:58,640
Speaker 2: are doing it.

3058
02:43:58,959 --> 02:43:59,160
Speaker 1: Yep.

3059
02:44:00,080 --> 02:44:03,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go and do something else now because I

3060
02:44:03,440 --> 02:44:04,000
Speaker 2: don't need this.

3061
02:44:05,600 --> 02:44:08,040
Speaker 9: To the size of the boat is literally emotionally.

3062
02:44:08,760 --> 02:44:10,480
Speaker 2: What is it I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go tell

3063
02:44:10,640 --> 02:44:16,640
Speaker 2: Allan instantly soon as I can. Yeah, Yeah, there's people

3064
02:44:16,680 --> 02:44:21,760
Speaker 2: porking in the bathroom. Now now it's a party. Now

3065
02:44:21,840 --> 02:44:24,720
Speaker 2: it's a fandango sure is uh huh?

3066
02:44:25,200 --> 02:44:27,039
Speaker 8: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch

3067
02:44:27,120 --> 02:44:30,000
Speaker 8: is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3068
02:44:32,160 --> 02:44:32,720
Speaker 3: Get out here.

3069
02:44:33,760 --> 02:44:39,400
Speaker 19: Be careful of what you say. Be careful in every way,

3070
02:44:40,640 --> 02:44:46,200
Speaker 19: Be careful of what you do. Beg Brother is watching you.

3071
02:44:47,600 --> 02:44:53,320
Speaker 19: Be circumspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.

3072
02:44:54,520 --> 02:44:58,800
Speaker 19: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3073
02:44:59,120 --> 02:45:06,360
Speaker 19: is watching. You can along with our directives. Remember obedience paid.

3074
02:45:07,360 --> 02:45:12,440
Speaker 19: And when you watch that davy screens, remember it works

3075
02:45:12,600 --> 02:45:19,879
Speaker 19: both ways. You disappear in a wink. Unless you can

3076
02:45:20,160 --> 02:45:26,760
Speaker 19: double think, you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is

3077
02:45:27,000 --> 02:45:27,760
Speaker 19: watching you.