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Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today

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Speaker 2: is December the twelfth, twenty twenty five, and you guys,

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Speaker 2: listen to The Woodie Show on this Friday morning. Anything

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Speaker 2: you got going on this weekend that you're excited about,

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Speaker 2: over to two to nine eighty seven. Coming up today,

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Speaker 2: we've got Menaces Late Night Monologue twenty twenty five year

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Speaker 2: the Friday Fail stories, we get into some of the

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Speaker 2: trending news headlines. Would you show Friddy? Ok? Yes, a

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Speaker 2: couple at chick today You're on the Woodies Show. All right?

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Speaker 2: So man, I used to get so excited the uh,

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Speaker 2: the holiday specials and when they come on TV. Remember

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Speaker 2: on CBS they had had that thing that's spin around

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Speaker 2: his circle. Yes, I remember CBS do very well. Dan

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Speaker 2: I had like bongo drums, Yeah, exactly. Well, one of

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Speaker 2: the things that would come off that would be like

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Speaker 2: you know Rootolph or Frosty the Snowman. Brown, Charlie Brown Christmas, Well,

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Speaker 2: it's officially been sixty years since a Charlie Brown Christmas debuted.

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Speaker 2: It was the first ever TV special based on the

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Speaker 2: Peanuts comic strip, and it had a couple of fun

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Speaker 2: facts attached to it that I want to share with

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Speaker 2: you because we know we love some good fun facts.

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Speaker 2: It had a budget of seventy six thousand dollars from

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Speaker 2: CBS and Coca Cola to get it made, and they

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Speaker 2: had a six month time frame and when it was done,

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Speaker 2: Coca Cola didn't like it, but they promised to keep

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Speaker 2: Here's a producer on how it eventually made the cut.

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Speaker 6: The two network executives who looked at it really didn't

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Speaker 6: like the show. They thought it was too slow, they

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Speaker 6: thought that the music didn't work, they thought the animation

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Speaker 6: was too simple. And I really believe if it hadn't

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Speaker 6: been scheduled for the following week, there's no way they

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Speaker 6: were going to broadcast that show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, yeah, I mean, I've never really been

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Speaker 3: into it. And I actually had this discussion just recently,

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Speaker 3: like just those characters in general, Are you guys are fans?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a nostalgia thing for sure. It's laughing because

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Speaker 7: I'm not into it, but I never watched it.

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Speaker 2: Like, my kids aren't into the Muppets, but I love

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Speaker 7: The what I mean, but you guys are adults.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but we're saying it's nostalgia from where we were kids,

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Speaker 7: But would you put it on a room full of adults?

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Speaker 2: Depends on how old they are, Like if it was

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Speaker 9: It, right, Yeah, that's well, that's that's actually a decent question.

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Speaker 9: There's not a single Christmas movie I would put on

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Elf, maybe Elf.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, back to the Peanuts thing really fast?

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Speaker 10: The whole original cut that everybody hated didn't have the

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Speaker 2: Well, it was watched by forty five percent of all

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Speaker 2: here's some stuff. Snoopy's voice is just sped up nonsense. Okay.

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Speaker 2: But when it came to the other kids, Peter Robbins

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Speaker 1: I was about seven years old and I didn't really

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Speaker 2: you've got to have respect for your director. I like

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Speaker 2: it's like the same way that people really thought South

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Speaker 2: but Charles M. Schultz wouldn't let that happen. Also, he

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Speaker 2: Christmas Time is here and heart they Herald Angels sing.

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Speaker 2: They were not child actors. They were from Saint Paul's

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Speaker 2: It killed the aluminum tree sales because viewers became more

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Speaker 8: So uh yeah, So there's the one sad little ornament dangling.

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Speaker 2: Where the whole thing slumps over. Sent us a text

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Speaker 2: over to two to nine eight seven, Get some more

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Speaker 2: what you show for you next? Hang on the Woody Show.

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Speaker 2: What's up? What do you show? Podcast listeners, It is

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Speaker 2: Menace Today.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Glendale, California at the Salvation Army

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Speaker 3: Thrift store for the launch of the grand opening, and

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Speaker 3: I want you to be there from noon to two pm.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a bunch of giveaways like Dean Park tickets,

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Speaker 3: concert tickets, Woody Show, merch and more. All happening today,

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Speaker 3: December twelfth, from noon to two pm at the Glendale,

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Speaker 3: California at Salvation Army Thrift Store. I'll see you there,

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Speaker 3: all right.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back everybody. Yeah, Happy Friday to you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Friday.

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Speaker 2: It's December twelfth. Today's Gingerbread House Day. Nice and Gingerbread

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Speaker 2: Decorating Day. Sweet. I just had some really good gingerbread

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Speaker 2: cookies in the Emirates Lounge. Gray iced, No, they weren't ice,

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Speaker 2: a National point Setia Day. Great, It's National Ambrosia Day. Ambrosia.

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Speaker 2: that Marconi sent the first transatlantic radio signal from Cornwall

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Speaker 2: in nineteen twenty five, the world's first motel opened in

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Speaker 2: But to the first menace? What's happening in the world

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Speaker 3: Well, did you guys watch it yet? The Supergirl trailer dropped. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's awesome. And if you don't know the plot of Supergirl,

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Speaker 3: she's celebrating her twenty first birthday. So she's traveling across

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Speaker 2: And then there's like a barc and then there's like

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Speaker 10: Yeah, the girl who plays Supergirl. When she showed up

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Speaker 10: there's gonna be a spinoff for sure, because she starred

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Speaker 10: in a Netflix show called Sirens and she was the

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Speaker 10: to see her a super girl.

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Speaker 3: Her name is Millie Alcock, and when I first saw

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to see her from behind. You know

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, Greg, Yeah.

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Speaker 12: She's twenty five years old. Yeah, okay for the listeners, y, yeah,

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Speaker 12: all right, talking about a girls wasn't called super girl scout?

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Speaker 2: Yeah all right.

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Speaker 3: Well, Hilary Swank, she's apologizing for lashing out of a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she snapped on these chicks and then later

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Speaker 3: Hillary, So what happened was the mom she was getting

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Speaker 2: day drinking, and.

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Speaker 15: Then I got they were thinking everyone was just eating,

433
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Speaker 15: but they were drinking beer. And then that leads of

434
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Speaker 15: course to going to a bar afterwards, right, and then

435
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Speaker 15: that turned into like seven an hours I think.

436
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 2: So how how hammered was everybody.

437
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Speaker 15: I think Tyler had like six jack and cokes. I

438
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 15: had at least five to Kila. My memory is blurry

439
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Speaker 15: from this night.

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Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler Vaughan, I know, was there, Menji was there.

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Speaker 7: Don was drunk and high. Minji was kind of drunk

442
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Speaker 7: but not really.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Menji, you know, Menji's kind of like a

444
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Speaker 2: slow build and then he hits dude, yeah, and then

445
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 2: he hits hard sooner drunk one time. Yeah.

446
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 7: I want him to get back.

447
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 2: To that level. He was not at that level anyway.

448
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 2: And then after that, well, whose idea was this?

449
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Speaker 15: It was mine, and it was the worst idea I've

450
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Speaker 15: probably had in the past couple of days. But I

451
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Speaker 15: was like, oh, we should go to a boxing class later.

452
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Speaker 15: And after the dad, Everybody's all hammered stringson, Tyler's like,

453
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Speaker 15: oh yeah, let's go. Mon was down and Minji tagged

454
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Speaker 15: along to just to you know, resort video, and I was.

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Speaker 7: Like, we should mic up and go to a class

456
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Speaker 7: and see.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah you handler Yeah, all right, So they go

458
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Speaker 2: over there and we have some audio of course, because

459
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 2: you know, we're a radio show and never missed an

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Speaker 2: opportunity for content. To do it.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, So this first clip is we get to the gym.

462
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Speaker 15: I'm introducing them and we're kind of starting to regret

463
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Speaker 15: it before we started.

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Speaker 14: All right, we are going a boxing class after drinking

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Speaker 14: all day long and dumb as Tyler.

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Speaker 2: This is the top three doublest idea I've ever had

467
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Speaker 2: in my life. I smoked like two joints before even

468
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 2: came here. I've had at least six jock and so

469
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Speaker 2: so that's that's how you usually want to start a workout.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I coach and all that, did you tell the

471
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Speaker 7: people that you were drunk? Mission? For my coach, I

472
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 7: think it was obvious griefed as well.

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Speaker 2: I mean she's there all the time, she gets special

474
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Speaker 2: permissions and being a chick a tattoo sort of thing

475
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Speaker 2: where they shouldn't allow you to do it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, look at Tyler, he needs to work out.

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Speaker 15: So we start the class, and every every we do,

478
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 15: there's like five minute workout or warm up. Excuse me,

479
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Speaker 15: So by the warm up they were already struggling a

480
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Speaker 15: little bit.

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Speaker 2: All right, all right, I'll be right, all right for

482
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Speaker 2: the lady. Yes, Tyler, you were probably gassed out just

483
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Speaker 2: walking from like the car or wherever. However you guys

484
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Speaker 2: got there. I'm sure you weren't driving.

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Speaker 5: It was a struggle.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I was.

487
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Speaker 5: I was writing.

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Speaker 3: I took this guy hiking in Alaska and I almost

489
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Speaker 3: had to leave him on the mountain.

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Speaker 4: That up.

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Speaker 7: I like the spirit that he's willing to try he

492
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 7: always can't do.

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Speaker 8: So this is in the first half of the first

494
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Speaker 8: five minutes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so, and then this next what do you expect

496
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Speaker 2: to expect any kind of like engineer?

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: The next clip is we're about ten minutes into the class.

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Speaker 15: We got the gloves on and we're hitting stuff.

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Speaker 5: So you.

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Speaker 2: Know, it's like if you ever done have you ever

502
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 2: done any kind of like a boxing class or anything

503
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 2: like that? Yeah, So like you feel you know, like

504
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 2: when your arms asleep and you can't even feel it,

505
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, you don't know how Like if you

506
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: try to grip something when your hands asleep, you can't

507
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Speaker 2: tell how hard you're gripping something, like trying to throw

508
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Speaker 2: a punch when you're all gassed out, like that is

509
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: feather punches, you can't lift your love it. Do you

510
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 2: know how to do the speed bag?

511
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

512
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Speaker 2: Pract Yeah, that's cool.

513
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 5: That's so cool. I wish I could do that.

514
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Speaker 2: I thought this really old dude online doing that like.

515
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 8: The rhythm.

516
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I could be a man like that.

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Speaker 5: I'd be gas like Tyler.

518
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 2: So everybody was drinking day drinking. Tyler Vaughan Meji Morgan

519
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: brought him to this this boxing class, yeah.

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00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 15: Which is an hour long, by the way. So this

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00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 15: next clip is when they decided they were done.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Fun fact there is forty seconds still

523
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 2: more so.

524
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 3: Look at Morgan.

525
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 8: Seriously.

526
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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, so you could never see that.

527
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 2: I could never go to a boxing class and quit

528
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 2: halfway through. I don't understand that here.

529
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 7: It's because you refused to spar me.

530
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's what they were doing.

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Speaker 7: But you could also never bleep out cusswords and clips like.

532
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 2: Oh that's yeah. And I guess I guess the guy's

533
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: almost I actually feeling right, it's about to come out.

534
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 2: I should not have had that mcdouble mcdouble's marking. Yeah,

535
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 2: the bathroom calls to me like a siren in the night.

536
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 3: It's not good, man.

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00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, right now, dude, Oh my god, I sweat

538
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 2: my eyeballs. Yeah. So, I mean, so we had a mcdouble.

539
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 2: Didn't you guys come from the pizza place.

540
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 7: We went to the pizza place minute.

541
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Speaker 15: I mean, you go to one place and you go

542
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 15: usually right to a different placed McDonald's for us before.

543
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they did have a they didn't have a message.

544
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 2: This is Tyler's message to Sea Bass. Are you ready?

545
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 2: What do I have to do with any of here

546
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 2: we go? Dude, you have no excuse your bitch exactly. Yeah,

547
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 2: you can hear this. We're drinking and eating since noon.

548
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 16: What time is right now?

549
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 2: It is eight o'clock o'clock. You can take your wholesome

550
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 2: street fars. You can take here and gather the jugs.

551
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: You can shove it. You have no excuse. Get your

552
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 2: ass out here. Yeah, do that. That is that is

553
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 2: some high level drunk smack talk. Doesn't make any sense.

554
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 2: I don't even know what what the hell are you

555
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 2: talking about? I don't understand the purpose of this. Doesn't work.

556
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 8: It's drunk.

557
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is like we go to the gym

558
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 2: to work out. You go there just to report on

559
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 2: other people. So goes to the gym. I was there

560
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 2: last night. I did a boxing class last night.

561
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Speaker 8: I feel like that.

562
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll have you know, this is not like I

563
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 2: don't understand the premise of this smack talk. Well, I

564
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,479
Speaker 2: mean I think maybe you're just so uh braggadocious all

565
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, so they're just kind of calling you out.

566
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,959
Speaker 2: So I think maybe this is like a way, are

567
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 2: you guys trying to set something up or you want

568
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: to fight? Yea, you're trying to pick a fight? Would

569
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: you like to like boy like drunk box sea bass? Yeah,

570
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 2: both sides have to be drunk, and then we put

571
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Speaker 2: them in a ring. And I don't let them. Let

572
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: me say this about this, not only these morons, but

573
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: the entire staff. I could beat. I don't know how

574
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: he set this up, but I could beat the entire

575
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 2: staff in a fight. Why won't you Morgan? At once?

576
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Speaker 9: Not one time obviously, because that's just that's just a

577
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 9: mass of people once you grab a leg. But like

578
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Speaker 9: if it was like a like you know, one round

579
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 9: after another, anybody one on one, Oh for sure, everybody

580
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 9: one on one. But I could literally beat like if

581
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 9: it was like ten rounds in a row and you

582
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 9: just line all.

583
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Speaker 1: Of you up.

584
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 8: But how do you say that and you refuse to

585
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 8: spar Morgan? I don't get it.

586
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 2: I don't refuse to spar but you wouldn't do it.

587
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 2: I'll do it at some point.

588
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 5: Sure, I would love to.

589
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 2: I would love to see a drunk Tyler take on

590
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: drunk seabats.

591
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 7: Hilarious.

592
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: I love you, Tyler. But that, oh, I think there's

593
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 2: a league that we could do that. It's fight Malaysia.

594
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: It's in Vegas. Uh so, Morgan. Nobody threw up though, right,

595
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 2: I mean because it did. They they were about to.

596
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: They almost threw up.

597
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 7: But nobody can throw up. But I threw up.

598
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 5: You threw more.

599
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 2: Good.

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00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 7: I just finished the class that I normally take.

601
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 15: I feel like I'm going to timmy drinks that I

602
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 15: have you guys, Holy dude, at least five tequilos and

603
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 15: a beer.

604
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm good. That was it.

605
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 7: I didn't have my stomach and.

606
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 2: You did the whole class. That wasn't too bad. Well

607
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 2: that's that's definitely something you should drink. Tear you.

608
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 17: Like that.

609
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 2: You can't get pregnant that way anyway, guys. Yes, well, anyway,

610
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 2: I think that's something we should definitely look into. Let's

611
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 2: get like, you know, like like drunk fight. Yes, awesome, Yeah,

612
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 2: I'm telling you there's this league that would probably do it. Yeah.

613
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 2: Loose rules, super loose rules, loose women. Yeah, eight seven

614
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 2: seven forty four. He hit us up with the text

615
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 2: over to two two nine seven.

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00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 8: I had a cry.

617
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 11: I get.

618
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: Myself for allowing it to happen. Now, what do you

619
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 2: feel over you?

620
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 15: Right back?

621
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 2: My pants are around?

622
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 4: Do you feel each individual?

623
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 18: Pump?

624
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: Pump? All right, we go over to gena grad and

625
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 2: see what she's got trending news headlines.

626
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 14: Yeah.

627
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 8: Well, the University of Michigan fired head coach Shown More

628
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 8: for after they found out that he had an inappropriate

629
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 8: relationship with a staff member. But that was just the start. Yeah, yeah,

630
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 8: So pretty soon after that, More was arrested as cops

631
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 8: started investigating an assault they say was not random. No

632
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 8: details have been released, but social media jumped in quickly,

633
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 8: with people noticing that the staff member had received a

634
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 8: big old salary bump, and rumors started spreading about a

635
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 8: possible pregnancy and abortion.

636
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was talking to our buddy Jeff g

637
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 2: and he was like, hit me up with something. He said, dude,

638
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: are you looking at all this stuff today? All this

639
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 2: stuff's coming out? And I was like, man, I hadn't

640
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 2: seen the latest. He's like, dude, they sent playing he

641
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: had planned b sent to the office. I can't.

642
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 7: Kids are there?

643
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but it's like just all this random stuff.

644
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 2: You just keep getting crazier. Yeah.

645
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 11: Well.

646
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 8: Reports have also come out that Moore was taken into

647
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 8: protective custody after being suicidal and threatening to hurt himself,

648
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 8: his wife and the staff member. And according to the

649
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 8: nine to one one call, Moore had been stalking the

650
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 8: staffer for months and broke into our apartment and threatened her.

651
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 2: And like the one of the top football programs, Like,

652
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 2: what's what are you doing?

653
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 8: There's multitasker, how do you have time for all this?

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00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 15: Yeah?

655
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 2: Exactly, And what's wrong with people?

656
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

657
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: What do we start doing?

658
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Speaker 5: Dude?

659
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 2: And there's an only Fans model who says that he

660
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Speaker 2: was in her DMS. Oh a divorce, it will just

661
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: be a whore. Want whatever you want?

662
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

663
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Speaker 8: Week fifteen of the NFL started last night with the

664
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Speaker 8: Falcons playing the Bucks. Atlanta was down by fourteen points,

665
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Speaker 8: but came back with fifteen straight points in one twenty

666
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 8: nine to twenty eight on a last second field goal.

667
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 8: The Falcons tight end had the best game of his

668
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 8: career eleven catches, one hundred and sixty six yards and

669
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 8: three touchdowns.

670
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Speaker 2: I'm laughing because you know, dumbass Tyler is a Falcons

671
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: fan and he roots for them to win. Obviously every

672
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 2: week except for yesterday, he was rooting against them and

673
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 2: then they won. Well why are you rooting against your

674
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 2: own team? And it's because he put bets on them

675
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 2: to lose. Wow, So how much would you lose yesterday?

676
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 2: Well it is that Mike Wo's not working. Yeah, he's

677
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: not used to losing things Like wait yeah yeah boy,

678
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 2: so shut up all right? Yeah so like what how

679
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 2: much did you lose?

680
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 5: Like fifteen bucks?

681
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: Like it was okay?

682
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 17: What?

683
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 3: But that just skills with him with when it comes

684
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 3: to like picking games. Yeah, like just ask him if

685
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 3: you want to make it bet, just ask who's going

686
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 3: to win? Maybe that, and then do the opposite.

687
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 2: Maybe that was men his trick to becoming the champion

688
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 2: of the of the Woodie Show Fantasy asked him for advice.

689
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 2: He's that good. You can just go opposite of all

690
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 2: his day. Hey man, what do you think? Who should

691
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 2: I started here? Money? Ask him?

692
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 3: When I legit want to bet money on games? I

693
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: asked him, who's gonna win? And then I do the opposite.

694
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 3: That'd be you know, that'd be funny. We should maybe

695
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 3: do that, like, uh, we'll just have him make picks.

696
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 3: Then we'll just bet opposite and see how do we

697
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 3: do at the end of the day. We'd have to

698
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,479
Speaker 3: start at the beginning of the season, though.

699
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 2: You can see how we do. Find a way to

700
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Speaker 2: let him not know that we're doing it, because otherwise

701
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 2: we'll get Oh, I'm gonna mind trick though, so we

702
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 2: have to trick Tiler. I don't know if that's going

703
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:38,919
Speaker 2: to be too easy.

704
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 8: Well, Atlanta is already out of the playoff race, but

705
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,959
Speaker 8: the win is a good confidence boost and for the Bucks,

706
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 8: the loss drops them out of first place and puts

707
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 8: the Panthers on top of the NFC South. And after

708
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 8: the game, Bucks head coach Todd Bowles spoke to the media,

709
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 8: and it's safe to say he was not happy about

710
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 8: the collapse of the team.

711
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have a I have a clip. He

712
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 2: dropped so he more f bombs than a Sea Bass segment. Wow,

713
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: that's a lot.

714
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's inexcusable. You don't make excuses. You gotta care

715
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 13: enough where it hurts. You gotta care enough where it hurts.

716
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 13: It got to mean something to you. It's more than

717
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 13: a job. It's your livelihood. How well do you know

718
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 13: your job? How well can you do your job?

719
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 2: Well?

720
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 13: You can't sugar coat it was inexcusable, and he has

721
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 13: no answer for it. As for no excuse for it.

722
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 17: You know what.

723
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 8: I like that means he cares.

724
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that, Greg. I think it kind of

725
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 2: means he's a potty mouth. That And it's more than

726
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 2: your job. It's your livelihood, that kind of it's more

727
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 2: than the salaries a paycheck.

728
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, across the bridge when we get the bridge across,

729
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 8: you didn't know you cross until you cross.

730
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 9: We used to be a proper league. This this, this

731
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 9: whole cussing thing has become very popular in the past

732
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 9: couple of years. Yeah, I know, you know how not

733
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 9: to cost every day?

734
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 8: Don't care almost every day? Well, the woman who led

735
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 8: Black Lives Matter in Oklahoma City for years, he's been

736
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 8: charged with taking millions and donated funds and using them

737
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 8: for herself.

738
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: What.

739
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, the indictment claims you never.

740
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 2: Hear about stuff like this.

741
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 8: I know to sella Sharie A. Moore Dickerson moved more

742
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 8: than three million dollars into her own account, spending on trips, shopping,

743
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 8: food orders, a car, a bunch of Oklahoma City properties,

744
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 8: and she's now facing wire fraud and money laundering charges,

745
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 8: which carries like significant prison time and far fines. And

746
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 8: something similar happened in Los Angeles if you remember this,

747
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 8: when investigators found that the Black Lives Matter Global Network

748
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 8: Foundation had allegedly used millions and donated funds to buy

749
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 8: that six million dollar house.

750
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 2: It sucks because sometimes you want to make a donation

751
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 2: is something I think is a cool thing or that

752
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 2: you want to get behind, and people are doing the

753
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 2: right thing. I wonder how rampant that kind of stuff is,

754
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 2: just like in any organization, Like obviously there's some trucks

755
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: and bounce I'm saying, but obviously there's some checks and

756
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 2: bounces with some of the bigger stuff like Susan g

757
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 2: Comb right here, you know, things like that. But then

758
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 2: when you get these like the Black Lives Matter thing

759
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 2: just kind of sprung up very quickly in charge of this, right, Yeah,

760
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So it's not like the Red

761
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 2: Cross or you know, but you wonder how much of

762
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 2: that goes on because you see people all the time,

763
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 2: you know, with the that's like, that's a big scam.

764
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: I guess when you travel internationally, right, the people with

765
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 2: the clipboards they come up and they're asking for donations

766
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 2: for whatever. It's just a way to distract you so

767
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: they can pickpocket you.

768
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 8: Oh well, there's even I thought you were going to say,

769
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 8: just people with the clipboards, like outside the grocery store.

770
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, or anything anything, Yeah, anything like that. Oh well,

771
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 2: we're collecting money for our you know, basketball team, the

772
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: Human Fund. Signed, Yeah, the Human Fund. We're sending kids

773
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 2: to camp who have flipper arms.

774
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 5: Well for deaf people.

775
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 8: All right, I love those flipper arms.

776
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 2: It's fifties for flippers.

777
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 18: Yeah.

778
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 2: Well this is a swim camp.

779
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 8: Yeah right, Greg, this story may give you a stroke,

780
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 8: so I'm going to proceed very carefully. But a new

781
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 8: investigation says instacart has been testing these different prices and

782
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 8: shoppers and stuff without telling them, and the report found

783
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 8: that almost seventy five percent of grocery item prices have

784
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 8: changed depending on who's shopping. Yeah, so even if you

785
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 8: come across the exact same product.

786
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: Let's say you and I are both on Instagram and

787
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 2: I are looking at the exacts product, looking at chocolate milk. Yeah,

788
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 2: I may get a better price than you get.

789
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 5: And why is that?

790
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 8: There could be up to a seven percent difference and

791
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 8: some are up to a twenty three percent difference in prices.

792
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 8: And that means obviously people could be paying over one

793
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 8: thousand dollars extra year just based on whether they got

794
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 8: lucky or unlucky, or.

795
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 9: They are whales like menace and they know you're high

796
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 9: spend spending twenty five dollars for a jar of peanut butter. Yeah,

797
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,280
Speaker 9: this is dynamic pricing.

798
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 8: Just give them a little exactly. So this has been

799
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 8: called another example of dynamic pricing.

800
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 3: Oh damn it, you're they got your cookies. Man, say,

801
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 3: last night I door dashed in my house. I totally

802
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 3: forgot it's outside my door.

803
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 2: What are you serious? It's on the way out. What

804
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 2: did you door dash some stuff from seven to eleven

805
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 2: and you just passed out? Yeah, I went to bed.

806
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 2: This is a raccoon eating it right now. It was

807
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 2: ice cream too.

808
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 8: That's going to really attract the carpenter ants.

809
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, how much did that cost?

810
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 3: You?

811
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 2: Look it up right now?

812
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 8: While you do that.

813
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

814
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, be careful because if it sounds expensive, it's probably

815
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 8: too expensive unless you're minutes and if you are looking

816
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 8: to switch things up when it comes to work next

817
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 8: year to find people over at Oscar Meyer, Well, they

818
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 8: need wienermobile drivers, right, Yes, This gig contents change. Yeah,

819
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 8: consists of a person.

820
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 2: Wis Yeah, and you get the Wiener whistle.

821
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 14: Yeah.

822
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 8: Do you know that's what my husband calls it. Twenty

823
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 8: seven foot hot dog on wheels. That's what you'll be

824
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 8: driving over the course of a full year on a

825
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 8: giant cross country road trip. And those hot doggers will

826
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 8: all double as brand ambassadors, obviously, and they're going to

827
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 8: attend hundreds of events throughout the year, develop custom content,

828
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 8: all while visiting at least thirty states.

829
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 2: Call like you're in your early twenties something like that.

830
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 8: Go out of college is so fun.

831
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, my friend did that for doctor Pepper and they

832
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 3: went around the country. He had the best time. Yeah,

833
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 3: that'd be cool.

834
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Speaker 8: Well, it pays a little over thirty five thousand. It

835
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 8: includes full health benefits, eighteen days of paid time off.

836
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 2: I'm also because you're traveling the country, they put you

837
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: up at hotels.

838
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 8: Hotel, Yes, yeah, and because everybody wants to get with

839
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 8: the Wienermobile, what's up? And a weekly allowance of one

840
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 8: hundred and fifty bucks for meals personal travel. Only twelve

841
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 8: drivers will be chosen and applications are being accepted until

842
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 8: the end of January. So cool, think carefully about this.

843
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 2: All right, there's a photo of it sitting down from

844
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 2: my god, what is it? Just one thing? Ice cream?

845
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 18: Yeah?

846
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 2: Okay? Then what did you order? What energy drink?

847
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 8: How much was that?

848
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 11: Well?

849
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 2: What did you order? Good energy drinking and Jerry's? Okay, Benja,

850
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: what the players you go with? Jerry's? Garcia doesn't remember. No,

851
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 2: it was like, uh, tonight dough Yeah tonight.

852
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 5: Oh I love that.

853
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 2: It's my favorite so much. One thing of ice cream

854
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 2: and an energy and energy drink before you go to bed.

855
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 5: No, no, it was for the morning.

856
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 2: Oh smart, I have that morning ice cream? Yeah, seven eleven.

857
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,280
Speaker 5: The energy was for the morning.

858
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 2: Put me down for twenty eight dollars, yeah, included.

859
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 3: Should I give you some information? Sure to help you

860
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 3: with the pricing. I did use a dash pass, so

861
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 3: you get a discount.

862
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 2: That means the feed that means one of the one

863
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: of ther feeds. Okay, so we're also including the tip

864
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: right in our in our guests.

865
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Speaker 8: I'm gonna say twenty three bucks, twenty what'd you say,

866
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 8: woody twenty eight?

867
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 2: Put me down for twenty six twenty all right, what'd

868
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 2: you say?

869
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 8: Twenty three?

870
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 2: Twenty three? Seat in the middle of twenty one? All right?

871
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 2: Spread the needle? How much menace? Fifteen bucks? Oh, it's

872
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 2: basically free because which.

873
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 3: You could have just flushed down the toy it's like

874
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 3: seven hundred feet away from my house.

875
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 8: Well, and now you have to call an exterminator too,

876
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 8: because of the bugs for the ice cream. Well, here's

877
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 8: another way to door dash that you guys might be

878
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 8: interested in. This prison guard was out on patrol in

879
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 8: South Carolina and you noticed something flying over her head

880
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 8: in the sky. Took him a second to realize what

881
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 8: it was. It turns out it was a drone that

882
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 8: dropped something and tried to take off before guards caught it.

883
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 8: So what was he carrying in this open prison yard? Well,

884
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 8: it was a bag full of steaks, crab legs.

885
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 2: Not what I thought it was gonna be, like drugs,

886
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 2: what weed and cigarette cell phones?

887
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 8: It was it was a gift for a prisoner. Was

888
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 8: just trying to have a good time the holidays. Yeah,

889
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 8: they don't know who's who the package was for, but

890
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 8: whoever it was for was played pissed. If they never

891
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 8: got their crab legs and old Bay, I'd be so.

892
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 2: Prod like good fellows just cooking in prison, right exactly?

893
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 2: Doesn't my order look so sad and sitting by your door?

894
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, very lonely.

895
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 2: I saw an article online there's a there's a big

896
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: problem with the drones and prisons, I beg. Yeah, and

897
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 2: the prisons are trying to figure out how to deal

898
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 2: with it.

899
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, they shoot him down.

900
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 2: Well, they had those guns that she like raise at him. Yeah,

901
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 2: you look at that.

902
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 9: There was that photo of these big they look like

903
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 9: big like futuristic laser guns, and they disabled them or

904
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 9: jamm them. You'll see him at big events, like some

905
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 9: cops will have to just put.

906
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 2: Netting around the top of the entire yard. Yeah, well

907
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 2: that's what's going on with Thank you very much. Ratings

908
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 2: come out every week, and if they're not good or.

909
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 5: Good enough, the review.

910
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 2: Was a menace. Besides uh forgetting that he had, you know,

911
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 2: ordered something and it's just sitting as we speak at

912
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 2: this front door, still hasn't picked it up. It's just

913
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 2: their for the rec squirrels and squirrels pretty nice. Also

914
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 2: had another interesting thing happened to him last night the Walmart. Yes,

915
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 2: Walmart parking lot.

916
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 3: I almost died and died, almost got shot, stabbed and

917
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 3: beat up. I was leaving the store after doing a

918
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 3: little holiday shopping and I go up to the car.

919
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 3: I opened the door and there's a guy inside, and

920
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 3: he goes, what are you doing? And I look at him,

921
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you doing? Wait, he's inside your car,

922
00:44:59,280 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 3: inside the car.

923
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 2: Great car. Yeah, there it goes the story. It wasn't

924
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 2: my car.

925
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 3: It was the exact say, it was the exact same

926
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 3: looking car my car, yeah, earlier but I uh yeah,

927
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 3: because you know when you walk up to the car,

928
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 3: the door automatically unlocks. Yeah, dude, this was my exact

929
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 3: same car to a t. But it was just two

930
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 3: spots over ye And I'm just like opening it and

931
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 3: the guy he left his door unlocked or he was

932
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 3: about to get out or whatever, and he was like.

933
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 2: Super confused and was super scared, what are you doing?

934
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 2: What are you what are you doing? So not the

935
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 2: first time, because were you driving or you got in

936
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 2: this in someone's car you thought it was an uber

937
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 2: or they got in your.

938
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 3: What wh I had a Prius, a black Prius. A

939
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 3: lot of people would get in my car thinking it

940
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 3: was an uber. But I have gone in a drunk

941
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 3: into wrong apartments, getting off into the like getting off

942
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 3: on the wrong.

943
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 5: Floor and something like that.

944
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 2: People get shot for that.

945
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I could have died.

946
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 3: And I don't even see the guy even believed me.

947
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 3: I think he thought I was like trying to break

948
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 3: into his car because it is Robin season for you

949
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 3: know ho. And then so I like, I like, I go, dude, no, dude,

950
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 3: I swear I had the same I have the same.

951
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 2: Car, and I was like showing them.

952
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 6: Come with me.

953
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 2: I want to show it to you. I just want

954
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: to you know, I'm not trying to like break into

955
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 2: your car. Come down this alley. I want to show

956
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 2: you something. So that he finally turned around and now

957
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 2: you guys are best friends. No, no, no, I just

958
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 2: like quickly went away and one of those things like

959
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 2: you hear the stories over the holidays about there was

960
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 2: like a text to a wrong number and now they

961
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 2: spend every oh, just.

962
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 8: Happened to me. I got a text asking when their

963
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 8: cake is going to be ready for Quincy's birthday. And

964
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 8: I text them right back saying like I am not

965
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 8: the bakery and happy birthday to Quincy. Yeah, and then

966
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 8: they said thank you, So they never gotten their cake spam.

967
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 2: That could easily be escape spam.

968
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, but what if Quincy sitting there with the

969
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 8: little party hat doesn't have a cake?

970
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 9: Secondary question, man's you were at Walmart in the evening.

971
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,959
Speaker 9: You knew at some point you're gonna want ice cream

972
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 9: and an energy drink. You didn't grab no, because I

973
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 9: was too busy. Holidays, so busy. I was thinking of

974
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 9: other people sea baths.

975
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 2: He's like, you know what, here's what I'm gonna do.

976
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wait till I get home and I just

977
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 2: have it ordered for a lot more right here. I

978
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 2: was thinking about it when I was in bed. God,

979
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 2: i'd rather pay triple Well. I'm glad he didn't die.

980
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 5: Oh thank you, that's hilarious.

981
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 2: What are you doing? What are you?

982
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 5: What are you doing? Well?

983
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 2: Also, I mean we've seen minutes the way he moves

984
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 2: around here. A lot of times he's walking around on autopilot.

985
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 2: Head down. So but I'm half paying attention. I'm walking

986
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 2: up from the side and pull the handle. I'm saying, like,

987
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 2: half paying attention. Night, I know, but yeah, rental car

988
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 2: is one thing you're not used to your own car,

989
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 2: but when it's your own car, like you knew where

990
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 2: you parked. I don't know how long you were in

991
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 2: the walmart. Maybe seven days, like you maybe forgot. Yeah,

992
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 2: you know he's walking to his car looking at him

993
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: for like an hour. Yeah, and he has he's thinking

994
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 2: about other people, so his mind is nowhere. He's thinking

995
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 2: about the holiday gifts. Text over to two two seven seven.

996
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 2: It's okay, see, Bess, I still enjoyed medicine.

997
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 5: His story.

998
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 2: For the quarter second of ruining that.

999
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 5: You know how it works.

1000
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 2: We've got more what he shout next hang on the

1001
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 2: Woody Show and into another new hour, and behind the

1002
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 2: scenes we've had chefs swoop swoop. He's been making some

1003
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 2: stuff over here. It's like, what what is this?

1004
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 5: This is like a it's a cast iron feet hash

1005
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 5: with wag you all right, you.

1006
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 2: Might have to translate that for a lot of us,

1007
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 2: not only in the room but also in the audits.

1008
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 2: Real fancy steak and potatoes. Yes, steak and potatoes.

1009
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I just did a quick hash with potatoes

1010
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,439
Speaker 5: that I conte. Comfete is a term.

1011
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

1012
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 5: With fat covering with fat, covering with fat? Okay, so

1013
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 5: so I comfeet the potatoes. They were comfeitte in uh

1014
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 5: lemon peel, A lot of fresh time garlic clothes, just

1015
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 5: like heart aromatics, stuff like that.

1016
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 2: Rain so good, it's crazy.

1017
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 5: Are awesome.

1018
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 2: There's like this little crispy almost not sesame. You see

1019
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 2: the times. It's crispy garlic and shallots. Yeah, yeah, where

1020
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 2: do you get that?

1021
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 5: Make it at home?

1022
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 2: You make it?

1023
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 5: So I have a mandolin. Yeah, I'm mandoling the shallots

1024
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 5: and then I chopped the garlic super fine. I'd get

1025
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 5: some of the world.

1026
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 2: This is nothing I'll ever have at home.

1027
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 5: I chop a lot of stuff on Sunday. So you

1028
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 5: go to Farmers Market Sunday. You just prep out a

1029
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 5: lot of stuff together.

1030
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, like wife, Well at chef Underscore Swoop. You can

1031
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 2: find him on on social media. Well, I don't know, man,

1032
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 2: what's going on with you?

1033
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here, I'm around.

1034
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: I saw I was asking what the hell is going

1035
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 2: on with swoople.

1036
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 5: Man, I'm findable because life happens.

1037
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 2: Okay, because I saw like on social media, like you

1038
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: know what, Man, I'm unplugging for the rest of twenty

1039
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 2: twenty five. I'll see guys next year. Now I'm thinking,

1040
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 2: all right, well, it's only a couple more weeks.

1041
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'll show you, guys. You will get the

1042
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 5: recipe for this for sure. I am taking a bit

1043
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 5: of a social media detox. You can still find me

1044
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 5: working on my website right now. So Swoop Kitchen dot

1045
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 5: com will be available at the top of the year.

1046
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,359
Speaker 5: You'll be able to book meats through there, find out

1047
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 5: about all the cool things I'll be doing.

1048
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 2: Chef's Swoop of course, winner of the fourth episode of

1049
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 2: the Food Network show Chopped for twenty Yeah. Also as

1050
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 2: a contestant on the show Gastronauts right episode season two.

1051
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: He also competed on Beat Bobby Flay in season thirty eight,

1052
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 2: episode nine. Man, and he's and he's available. He's available

1053
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 2: to make stuff like this for you. We have a

1054
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 2: standing once a month appointment reservation with Chef's swooped and

1055
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: I mean the stuff that you have put together for

1056
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 2: is this year has been fantastic.

1057
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 5: I really appreciate that. It's all about making good food.

1058
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 2: So what's it like? So wago? You see it on

1059
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 2: a on the menu a lot? Yeah, Like so what

1060
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 2: exactly is wag?

1061
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 12: Like?

1062
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 2: What what part of the cow? Is it just something

1063
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,760
Speaker 2: so wag? What makes it wago?

1064
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 5: Wag is? Actually it's a Japanese variety of cattle. There

1065
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 5: are American varietals available for consumption here, but the Japanese

1066
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 5: ones are usually the best. This is actually Japanese wag.

1067
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 5: You from the Miyazaki Prefecture. Oh sure, yeah, yeah, Japan

1068
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 5: shout out to Japan. So yeah, they they got the juice.

1069
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 5: It's just the cows are treated a specific way. Some

1070
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 5: of them do, like in the Hokkaido prefecture, like because

1071
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 5: it's high altitude and there's snow, they give those cows

1072
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 5: coats and they also get beer to drink, and they

1073
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 5: get they get massages to stay warm. So a lot

1074
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 5: of these things create like really high fat content, really

1075
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 5: nice marblings like that's what you want to So the

1076
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 5: cuts for the hash is actually a rabbi and chuck.

1077
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 2: It's like a butter the only way to go. Yeah.

1078
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, So there's tons of tons of fat cap in there.

1079
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 5: I let the fat render. That's the first thing I

1080
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 5: put in the pen when I got here. Heard so

1081
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 5: I let the fat render, and then I put the

1082
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 5: potatoes in sautatum up and crushed.

1083
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 2: Man, You're gonna make somebody a really good wife someday, man,

1084
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 2: because everything is everything, Man, every everything. He's made everything

1085
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 2: you And the fact that you're doing it on the fly.

1086
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 2: I can imagine like if you actually had access to

1087
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 2: a full like legit chef's kitchen. Oh yeah, with all

1088
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 2: the stuff you're coming in here with basically a hot

1089
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 2: plate and a folding table, yeah table, yeah, yeah. I've

1090
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: worked with less.

1091
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 11: You know.

1092
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 5: I come from humble beginnings. I was a pop up

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Speaker 5: chef in Oakland, you know what I mean. I sold

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Speaker 5: plates for twenty five bucks from my house. I sold

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Speaker 5: plates in restaurants. They let me take over their restaurant

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Speaker 5: and I could do like a little five dollar cocktails

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Speaker 5: and beers and sell like ten dollars plates, you know

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Speaker 5: what I mean. So I come from uh, you know,

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Speaker 5: tiny but mighty operations.

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Speaker 2: Here for those of you who enjoy cooking and want

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Speaker 2: to try something out, I would definitely recommend this because,

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Speaker 2: you know, what this seems that you made it way

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Speaker 2: more complex than it even needs to be, because like

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Speaker 2: you're you just went over the top today between the wagoo,

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Speaker 2: like you don't have to use wagoo right, absolutely different thing.

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Speaker 2: You can get your choice right, But this is definitely

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Speaker 2: something I would say, you know, if you're into cooking

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Speaker 2: worth trying. And we'll post a link to Chef swoops

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Speaker 2: Instagram where he made a post about this, this dish

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Speaker 2: that he made for us.

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Speaker 5: Going up on the story. I'll have it available for

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Speaker 5: you guys. Checking the whole breakdown on the spice blend

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Speaker 5: and how to do the potatoes how much?

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Speaker 2: And nice to get some of this garlicy challity business.

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Speaker 2: You don't what to do. I'm just gonna hit you up,

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00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 2: got you, and I'm just gonna hit you up and

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Speaker 2: I'll buy it off of you. I'll let you make it.

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Speaker 2: I'll buy it just like what the spice ale at

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Speaker 2: the story. He's on our Instagram story right now at

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Speaker 2: the Woody Show. All right, so at Chef Underscore Swoop,

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Speaker 2: meeting you is such a blessing this year.

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Speaker 5: I appreciate that.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 5: It's a blessing to be here with you. Guys and

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Speaker 5: be able to showcase what I do on a platform

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Speaker 5: as illustrious as this one.

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Speaker 2: Right, but it really does seem like your your your

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Speaker 2: your rocket has pointed towards the stars right now.

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Speaker 5: I certainly hope so.

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Speaker 2: And it seemed to be on the rise.

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Speaker 5: If I missed the moon, I'll grab a star on

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Speaker 5: the way up. Man, Amen, Yeah, I think he'll be

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Speaker 5: all right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well Swoop, love you man, Thank you again. This

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Speaker 2: is this is delicious. Check out our Instagram and a

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Speaker 2: link to chef swoops Instagram again at chef Underscore Swoop.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break then when we come back.

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Speaker 2: The Late Night Monologue twenty twenty five year, if you

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Speaker 2: please feel free to hang around, do you want to

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Speaker 2: see We'll reward you with some really good comedy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm it's menace and he is, you know, always looking

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Speaker 2: to sharpen his comedy skills like that was one of

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Speaker 2: his his resolutions, is that he wanted to you know,

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Speaker 2: I said that I wanted to watch more comedy, watch

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Speaker 2: more comment. Yeah, he just wanted to be a part

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Speaker 2: of more common during the writer more comedy in his life.

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Speaker 2: This started during the writer's strike, right right, right, the

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Speaker 2: Menace almost took over some spots, right, Yeah, and so

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Speaker 2: this was him just kind of sharpening his skills, maybe

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Speaker 2: in just in case they needed some scab writers for

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Speaker 2: some of these late night shows. So yeah, MENACE's Late

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Speaker 2: Night Monologue twenty twenty five Year in Review. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think I know what that is. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 2: the Woodie Show. Our friend, Chefs Swoop is here, Texas.

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00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 2: Chef Swoop is one of my favorite guests that y'all have.

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00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 2: Him and Half Baked, two very different characters. Swoop's voice

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00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: is just comforting in general.

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Speaker 5: I got I got that that man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So Chefs Swoop is hanging out because Menace,

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Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Time for the Late

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Speaker 2: Night Monologue twenty twenty five Year in Review. Yeah yeah, open,

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Speaker 2: ready to laugh. Everybody, please welcome me here. Yeah, what

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Speaker 2: a year we had.

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Speaker 3: In January, Starbucks, there was an employee in Alabama who

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Speaker 3: has been by a monkey that jumped through the drive

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Speaker 3: through window. Police called the situation wild with a tall

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Speaker 3: order of prappuccino. Oh no, side note that worker might

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Speaker 3: have aids now all right.

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Speaker 2: February, a.

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Speaker 3: Trailer in Pennsylvania containing one hundred thousand eggs was stolen,

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Speaker 3: with some saying it was because of the egg prices

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Speaker 3: at the time. I just say it's because dumbass Tyler

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Speaker 3: wanted an.

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Speaker 2: Omelet trailer four in March. In March of four dozen

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Speaker 2: egg omelet.

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Speaker 3: Right in March, a man in Memphis, Tennessee had his

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Speaker 3: leg grazed by a bullet with his dog, by his

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Speaker 3: dog Oreo, who jumped in his bed when his paw

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Speaker 3: hit the trigger.

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Speaker 2: And it's like, what a boring story. Who doesn't pull

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00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 2: out a gun when doing doggy? You know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 2: Makes it extra hot?

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Speaker 5: And that's going dark today?

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Speaker 2: Yeah really.

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00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 3: April, an online cruise company posted a prank saying they're

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Speaker 3: gonna be launching hushed crushes where all where it's all

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Speaker 3: silent and they only communicate with gestures. And that guy

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Speaker 3: Greg and Wood, he's so horny they almost had sex.

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Speaker 5: Almost almost again, Yeah right right yeah.

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Speaker 3: In May, a second grader in Kentucky, left alone with

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Speaker 3: his mother's phone, ordered twenty two cases of dumb dumb

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00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 3: lollipops and it's like, hey, Fatty, your uncle slash dad

1193
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Speaker 3: now has to work an extra shift on Christmas Walmart

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Speaker 3: to pay off your debt, you dump bitch?

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Speaker 2: Who see Kentucky? Was there? Yeap?

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Speaker 3: A straight bull in India became an Internet sensation after

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Speaker 3: it jumped on a motorized scooter and took off. But

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Speaker 3: like it's reversed here in America because dumb ass Tyler

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Speaker 3: writes hogs.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, A total officer there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a bull. It's like backwards crowd scooter. Yep, all right.

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Speaker 3: In July slash August, a mule cat was caught at

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Speaker 3: a Costa Rica prison attempting to sneak in two hundred

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Speaker 3: and thirty grams of marijuana.

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Speaker 2: Pussy only holding two hundred and thirty grams? Nice start,

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Speaker 2: am I? Right lady? That's pretty good. I like that,

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Speaker 2: you know, all right.

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Speaker 3: September, a man got pulled over in Canada for driving

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Speaker 3: drunk on a Barbie jeep on a busy road because

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00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 3: he wanted a slurpee.

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Speaker 2: Long story short, Menji is not allowed in Canada anymore.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Menji.

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Speaker 3: All right now that now in October, we had a

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Speaker 3: lot of stories. Okay, there is nonsopper, yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: but yeah, but the biggest story was.

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Speaker 2: That we got to hang out with Jay Leno in

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Speaker 2: his garage.

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Speaker 3: It was huge and Greg had so many jokes and

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Speaker 3: the one that I didn't share was like, hey Jay,

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Speaker 3: check out my hemmy as I Joe in the back seat.

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Speaker 2: That was That was a really a joke. It was

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Speaker 2: just statement, right, Yeah, it wasn't meant to be hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I just wanted to. I'm getting Greg's constantly

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Speaker 2: does enjoy being naughty?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What what story you missed? In November, a u K.

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Speaker 3: Snack company launched a flavor of corn chips described as

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Speaker 3: licking a nine volt battery. No name yet, but I'm

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Speaker 3: guessing it's called butthole.

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Speaker 2: I like that all right? See now you got chefsper

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Speaker 2: on board the company.

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Speaker 3: With all that said, though, uh, this year the Woody

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Speaker 3: Show lost hundreds of pounds thanks to weight, lots of drugs,

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Speaker 3: and the medical terms.

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Speaker 2: It's we went from.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Morgan sold socks and Greg continue to suck.

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Speaker 2: Greg, I forgot what right? What you were sucking about?

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Speaker 2: You forgotten.

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Speaker 3: Sam? We found love at seat, but may have gotten

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Speaker 3: a poop deck injury. Woody bought a plane so we

1241
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 3: can playing wood He bought a plane so he could

1242
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 3: look down on you even further, while Vaughn wishes he

1243
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 3: was I messed that one up.

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01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 2: All right, we'll move on. Sheda bought a house, while

1245
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 2: we took over a land owned by a mouse. Seas

1246
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 2: kept up with cards and enjoyed farts.

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01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 3: Menji got trash at a prom, and we all fell

1248
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 3: in love with dumbass Tyler's mom. Yeah, Bort moved to

1249
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 3: a place like a resort, and we drank coke zero

1250
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 3: by the courts went to Dubai and continued to ask

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Speaker 3: how's your pie? We had a wonderful year, had the

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Speaker 3: Woody show, and thank you so much for listening and

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01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 3: all your support.

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Speaker 2: We have a great show for you today. We have

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01:01:55,680 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 2: Julio Iglesias and Savage started Savage guard you said. That

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Speaker 2: is our festive little end.

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Speaker 16: Thank you, and uh hope to see you next year.

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Speaker 16: I'm out of brads, Iglecius Menaces. Late Night Monologue twenty

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Speaker 16: twenty five Year in Review. Everybody, thank you, gave me,

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Speaker 16: Thank you, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: No problem. All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll

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01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 2: come back. We got the d u i Q coming

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01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 2: up for you next. If you want to be our

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01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 2: contest and give us a call eight seven seven forty four.

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Speaker 2: What he is the phone number that's eight seven seven

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Speaker 2: forty four. What do you guys know how the game works?

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01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 2: Sea Bess is out there talking to them drunks, and

1268
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 2: you just have to guess will the drunk person get

1269
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 2: one of these very easy tribute questions right, yes or no?

1270
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 2: If you can guess correctly two out of three times,

1271
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Speaker 2: you could be the winner on the DUIQ coming up

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Speaker 2: next again? Eight seven seven forty four. What he called

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01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 2: now to play? Thanks straight up? You guys are idiots?

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01:02:55,240 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 2: Still show me right back the Wood Show. Oh dude,

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01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,440
Speaker 2: you know what I'm doing today? I got a random

1276
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 2: text late in the afternoon yesterday from Dexter Holland from

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Speaker 2: the host No Kidden, And today Dexter is gonna be

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Speaker 2: my flight instructor, and we're gonna we're gonna take his

1279
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 2: he owns three different planes, but we're gonna take his

1280
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 2: citation his jet up flying, and he's gonna show me

1281
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 2: how to fly a jet he sent me up. He goes, hey, man,

1282
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 2: when the hell are we going flying? Because we've been

1283
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 2: talking about this since uh the iHeartRadio music festival. I

1284
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 2: had no idea he flew planes. He's like planes, and

1285
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 2: so it was just one of these when are we

1286
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 2: going flying? When we're going So it's happening today, Yeah,

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01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 2: today after the show. My flight instructor Dexter Holland in

1288
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 2: his citation, Yeah, we'll do a few of those. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So if you see a if you see a plane

1290
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 2: doing some some laps around like Catalina, it's probably.

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Speaker 3: Our listeners are pretty good at it, because they were

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Speaker 3: posting photos of our flight to Dubai, like the plane

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Speaker 3: and landing.

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01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, yeah, yeah, I'm so psyched about it. What

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01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 2: is your preferre? Do you like flight away? What do

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01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 2: you what do you like to track flights by the way, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm like for yeah, oh you're talking about like like

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01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 2: commercial flights and stuff like that. Yeah, I got a

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Speaker 2: one called flight view. I like that one. That that

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01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 2: that's a pretty good one.

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Speaker 9: For instance, I I'm thinking about this because I got

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Speaker 9: I got the dreaded your flight is leaving later than

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01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 9: you thought notice, and then another one and I was like,

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01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 9: oh crap. So I went instantly went to the flight

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Speaker 9: aware to make sure it actually left the previous airport because.

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01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see what the plane that you're waiting on,

1307
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 2: it's previous flight. You can track that right, because if

1308
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,919
Speaker 2: it's just sitting there, you're like, oh crap, I gotta yeah.

1309
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but yeah, it's gonna be really cool. Man,

1310
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 2: That's gonna be great.

1311
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1312
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 2: I'll try to get some video and stuff like that

1313
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 2: if I'm not too busy learning how to fly a

1314
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 2: Jeta from the lead singer of the Offspring. Like I

1315
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 2: was talking to my wife about, I was like, how

1316
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 2: just how like you end up meeting people, you know,

1317
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 2: things happening and things. Yeah, so I'm very excited about that.

1318
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 2: Whatever you got going on that you're excited about this

1319
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 2: weekend hits up Friday check in over to two two

1320
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 2: nine eighty seven. He puts the g in Garcia so

1321
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 2: CAE Sports with Jeff Garcia Hey, Happy Friday, jefg Hey,

1322
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 2: good morning and happy Friday. What do you show?

1323
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 14: Let's go ahead and start with the NFL schedule for

1324
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 14: the weekend. Chargers in Kansas City Sunday at ten am.

1325
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 14: Chiefs are favored by five points. My hope is that

1326
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 14: they're done for the season and have given up already.

1327
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 14: Lions are at SOFI Stadium versus the Rams. That is

1328
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 14: the game of the week. Rams are favored by six.

1329
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 14: That is Sunday at one pm. By the way, NBA

1330
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 14: Clippers losses the Rockets last night SUBAC thirty three points

1331
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 14: in the loss. Lakers and Phoenix on Sunday, NHL Ducks

1332
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 14: lost to the Islanders five to last night. Ducks and

1333
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 14: Jersey tomorrow and the King's host to Flames tomorrow at

1334
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 14: Crypto dot com Arena. College Football Heisman Trophy ceremony tomorrow

1335
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 14: at four pm. And since we're talking college football, let's

1336
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 14: catch up on every day that happened yesterday with Sharon Moore,

1337
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 14: the head coach of the Michigan Wolverines that got fired

1338
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 14: for hooking up with this assistant. Lots of new cheese

1339
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 14: may came out yesterday WOODI show. Apparently the relationship became

1340
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 14: public knowledge at the school when the coach had a

1341
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:16,360
Speaker 14: plan be delivered to his coaching office.

1342
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 2: I've never heard of anything so stupid in my life.

1343
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 14: Then after he got fired, he crashed out, drove home

1344
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:25,200
Speaker 14: to his wife and kids place and threatened to kill himself.

1345
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 14: He left that house, went over to his side pieces

1346
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 14: house and held her at knife point and threatened to

1347
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 14: kill himself and her and that's when the cops got

1348
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 14: involved and caught him. Thankfully, he's behind bars now. I'm

1349
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 14: just glad everybody's safe. Crazy story. Have a great sports weekend.

1350
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 14: I'm Jeff G.

1351
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 2: And that's so cal sports. There is Jeff g. O. Okay,

1352
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 2: I know what that is.

1353
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the Woody Show.

1354
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 2: Thuk, we just heard that. That's okay, that's all right.

1355
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 2: Nothing to bother us today because it's a Friday, every yeah,

1356
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 2: and time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumb

1357
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 2: ass contest is the du Well chef swoopoop out here

1358
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 2: man is here playing along as well. Duy q sea

1359
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 2: Bask's playing the game to.

1360
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 9: Everybody, please, I find someone very drunk out on these

1361
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 9: streets and ask them some very easy questions. So the

1362
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 9: game is not in answering the questions. Everyone listening knows

1363
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:28,120
Speaker 9: the answer to the question because they're just so easy,

1364
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 9: all right, right, The game is, well, the drunk person

1365
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 9: know the answer to the questions, and if you can

1366
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:33,880
Speaker 9: guess whether they know it, twice out of three times

1367
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 9: you went.

1368
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,680
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Amy, who will be our

1369
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 2: contestant here on this round of the d U I Q.

1370
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 5: What's up?

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01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 7: Amy?

1372
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,080
Speaker 2: How are you welcome to the Woody Show? Hi Show, Hi.

1373
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 2: All right, so the drunk person, we're going to do

1374
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,440
Speaker 2: a little bit better before we get into the guesses

1375
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 2: for the questions that count. This way, we just have

1376
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 2: a better idea of just how with it or not

1377
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 2: with it they are? And who is this person? This

1378
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 2: is Jeremy.

1379
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 9: And I didn't realize Jeremy was a Jermy and name,

1380
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 9: but as you are about to hear, he certainly has

1381
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:03,280
Speaker 9: the accents.

1382
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 2: Jeremy, what are you up to tonight? Getting drunk? Getting

1383
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 2: drunk up with Chris Jerry? What are you getting drunk on?

1384
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:18,120
Speaker 2: Red Bull wodka? And uh Tonic? And what car? How

1385
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:20,799
Speaker 2: many would you say you've had? Oh, I'm a lightweight.

1386
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. I had a half drink over there, another

1387
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:35,799
Speaker 2: half drink. He's totally het. He should be embarrassed because

1388
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 2: yeah he's German. He should be able to drink exactly

1389
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,679
Speaker 2: hard liquor. Yeah, all right, so Amy, that is Jeremy,

1390
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 2: And then we're going into the questions here, just got

1391
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 2: to guess yes or no? Will he get these questions right?

1392
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,639
Speaker 2: We have menace and Sammy. They are stone cold, sober.

1393
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 2: We're just guessing for fun on them if they're going

1394
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 2: to know the answer to these questions. And we'll start here.

1395
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 2: Question number one, what vehicle would you expect to find

1396
01:08:58,640 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 2: a porthole?

1397
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:00,240
Speaker 5: Oh?

1398
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 2: On, what vehicle would you expect to find a porthole?

1399
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 2: Even give him an easy hint in the question? Sorry,

1400
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 2: everyone't get this?

1401
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 5: All right?

1402
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 2: What do you guys think?

1403
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 4: I want to go just insane and start with a

1404
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:15,719
Speaker 4: triple yes.

1405
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 2: Triple yes.

1406
01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 8: I want to go insane and start with a triple no.

1407
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 2: Menace get it. No, Menace will get it. Sammy will

1408
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 2: get it. I'll say no for Jeremy just because you

1409
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,439
Speaker 2: know it sounds pretty trashed. Might be the easiest question

1410
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 2: we've ever had.

1411
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 8: Come on, don't get crazy.

1412
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 2: No, it's definitely. Oh I'm getting crazy. That's pretty It

1413
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 2: is pretty damn I got crazy with triple yes. Chef's woop?

1414
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 5: What do you think I mean? The hint in the question,

1415
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 5: it's just so obvious. Okay, I think I think let's

1416
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:46,400
Speaker 5: just go I think everyone You.

1417
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:47,479
Speaker 2: Think everybody gets this one?

1418
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:47,720
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1419
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 2: And then Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Jeremy

1420
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:51,320
Speaker 2: gets it?

1421
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 17: No?

1422
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 2: All right, menace, no Amy, What do you think for Jeremy?

1423
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 2: No way, Jeremy, no way, all right? Question number one

1424
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 2: d u i Q. On what vehicle would you expect

1425
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 2: to find a porthole? Menace?

1426
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:06,400
Speaker 5: An RV? An r V?

1427
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 2: Sammy? I mean, I guess technically you could put it

1428
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 2: a porthole in an RV. But that's not the that's

1429
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 2: not like a cruise ship. Yeah, port, yeah, yep, all right,

1430
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 2: for sure you'd get that one. All right, let's see

1431
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 2: if let's see if Amy gets the first point of

1432
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:29,280
Speaker 2: the game. Question number one, what vehicle would you expect

1433
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:33,759
Speaker 2: to find a porthole? A porthole on awhicle? A porthole

1434
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 2: on a vehicle? Is it hoday?

1435
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1436
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 8: Did you have a holiday?

1437
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 2: No, because there may be potholes in there.

1438
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 5: Oh, I got face.

1439
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 8: That was crazy.

1440
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,719
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well, hey Amy, good news, you got yourself.

1441
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 2: You got yourself the first point there are this round

1442
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,800
Speaker 2: of the d u i Q. Question number two, what

1443
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 2: are any too of New York City's boroughs?

1444
01:10:59,680 --> 01:10:59,720
Speaker 11: No?

1445
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:05,160
Speaker 8: Oh my, right, I'm around here.

1446
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 2: I would say no, no for Jeremy, yes for menace,

1447
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 2: uh no for Sammy.

1448
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:19,800
Speaker 8: Oh I believe in Sammy I'm gonna say yes for

1449
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,040
Speaker 8: Menace and Sammy, no for good old Jeremy.

1450
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:26,679
Speaker 2: All right, Greg Gory, Uh yeah, no to Jeremy. To Jeremy.

1451
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 4: After that, alright, let's say yes to Menace, no to Sammy.

1452
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:36,839
Speaker 2: Oh babe, I get two out of the possible fifteen.

1453
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,479
Speaker 5: All right, Chef, I'm going two out of three. I'm

1454
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 5: going to say Menace, you got it, and good luck

1455
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:48,560
Speaker 5: to Sammy. Sammy, I think Sammy got to Yes, you

1456
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 5: got not for my man has had too many Jeremy.

1457
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 2: Alright, Amy, what do you think Jeremy? Will you get it?

1458
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 5: Yes or no?

1459
01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 2: No for Jeremy again. No, Here we go a question

1460
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:04,839
Speaker 2: number two. What are they two of New York City's boroughs, Sammy?

1461
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,280
Speaker 7: West Borough and east Borough.

1462
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 2: And east How many boroughs are there?

1463
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:16,760
Speaker 8: Well, according to just there's there's there's five borough chess.

1464
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:19,120
Speaker 2: Whoops, new to this? Okay, that's right, there's five. There

1465
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 2: are five. Menace. You have the Bronx, you have Queens,

1466
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:26,880
Speaker 2: you have Brooklyn, you have Manhattan Point and one always

1467
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 2: forgets this one, the trashiest one. Take the ferry.

1468
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 3: Come on, ye, Pete Davidson also is Staten Island Island

1469
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 3: was part of the borough.

1470
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, what the.

1471
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 7: Name literally had to be Borrow, west coast of you.

1472
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 2: This is why we played the bay. You can't write that. Yeah,

1473
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:54,240
Speaker 2: all right, Well, Amy does not think that Jeremy gets

1474
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,040
Speaker 2: this one, and if that ends up being the case,

1475
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 2: she's going to be the winner on this round of

1476
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:59,519
Speaker 2: the d u y Q. Question number two, What are

1477
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:03,360
Speaker 2: of New York City's boroughs? Brooklyn?

1478
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 13: For sure?

1479
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 2: Right New York?

1480
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 13: Is that Borrow?

1481
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 2: Oh god, the easiest one. He missed out on Manhattan.

1482
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:18,640
Speaker 2: Usually if anybody's gonna get in Manhattan and then maybe Brooklyn,

1483
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,519
Speaker 2: you might say long by accidents. You know, strong island

1484
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:24,519
Speaker 2: queens like Staten Islands won that everybody forgets about Queen's

1485
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:28,080
Speaker 2: by accident. Yeah yeah, all right? Well, hey Amy, congratulations,

1486
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,760
Speaker 2: you are a winner here on the d u i Q.

1487
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, welcome bark. You's a peasy hang

1488
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,560
Speaker 2: on one second. Thank you so much for listening to

1489
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:42,160
Speaker 2: the Wodie Show. Have yourself a great weekend, Happy Friday

1490
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 2: to you.

1491
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:43,000
Speaker 5: Thanks.

1492
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,439
Speaker 2: That's that's how it's done, all right. Question number three,

1493
01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:47,200
Speaker 2: which Amy didn't need, but we're gonna play for fun

1494
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:50,560
Speaker 2: with Menace and Sammy here. Question number three? What is

1495
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:54,040
Speaker 2: the third to last letter of the English alphabet? Third

1496
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:55,960
Speaker 2: to last letter? All right, what's the easiest question we've

1497
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:56,320
Speaker 2: ever asked?

1498
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 17: Now?

1499
01:13:56,720 --> 01:14:01,760
Speaker 2: Come alright, what's the eleventh letter? Or something like that?

1500
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,759
Speaker 2: Not to Jeremy and then yes for both Menace and Sammy.

1501
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,000
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, come on.

1502
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 8: I'm gonna say triple yes really yeah in alphabet in Germany, I'm.

1503
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,479
Speaker 5: Gonna say, hell, yeah, we're good in here. But outside

1504
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 5: outside of the studio, I don't I don't think that

1505
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,679
Speaker 5: my man Jeremy is going to be able to crasp.

1506
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:24,519
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, I don't know how many letters

1507
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 2: do they have in the German now? See? Well you

1508
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,800
Speaker 2: know how like you.

1509
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,240
Speaker 5: Say, I'm gonna say two out of three?

1510
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:33,680
Speaker 2: So who gets it?

1511
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 13: Uh?

1512
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:39,760
Speaker 5: Well, I'll give it the minutes, all right, So don't

1513
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,599
Speaker 5: get it right? Well no, yeah, no, to get it right?

1514
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,640
Speaker 5: One gets it wrong. Yeah, we're good in the.

1515
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:48,479
Speaker 8: Studio, and get there's thirty letters in the German alphabet.

1516
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:49,120
Speaker 5: Got it?

1517
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 13: Oh?

1518
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:49,720
Speaker 18: Man?

1519
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,360
Speaker 5: If he's using the German one, he's.

1520
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 2: I'm sticking with yes, yep, Greg, you know what I'm

1521
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:59,600
Speaker 2: gonna say, triple Samon. Does Jeremy get it?

1522
01:14:59,760 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 18: No?

1523
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 5: All right, all right.

1524
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,679
Speaker 2: Question number three, what is the third to last letter

1525
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:14,400
Speaker 2: of the English alphabet? Sammy, X the Z X to

1526
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:18,560
Speaker 2: the Z exhibit. Yes, X would be the answer that

1527
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:24,280
Speaker 2: we're in your head X Y Z. Question number three, Jeremy,

1528
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:27,840
Speaker 2: what is the third to last letter of the English alphabet.

1529
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:29,400
Speaker 11: X?

1530
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:33,800
Speaker 2: What's that starts with X? I was good to say,

1531
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:40,360
Speaker 2: but that starts with the X. That starts with ex Yeah,

1532
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:43,120
Speaker 2: he did it. I think once the ball crossed the

1533
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:46,599
Speaker 2: planets a touchdown. And by the way, you can see exhibit.

1534
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:51,800
Speaker 2: He's playing live in Dallas at the Echo Lounge in

1535
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,080
Speaker 2: the door for thirty four bucks. There you go. Well,

1536
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 2: that's how you play the d uy Q. Congratulations to

1537
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:58,919
Speaker 2: our contestant, Amy, Chef Swoop and everybody.

1538
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:00,320
Speaker 5: Yo, what up?

1539
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 11: What up? What up?

1540
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,040
Speaker 5: Yeah man, Thank you guys. Go to see it's always fun.

1541
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming by. Amazing Wagoo potato hash man, it's

1542
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:11,640
Speaker 2: so good. We have posted on our Instagram at the

1543
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:13,080
Speaker 2: Woodie Show. If you want to check it out, it's

1544
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:15,200
Speaker 2: on our Instagram story. We have a link to Chef

1545
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:20,400
Speaker 2: swoops Instagram at Chef Underscore Swoop. He'll lay out everything

1546
01:16:20,439 --> 01:16:21,519
Speaker 2: that you need to know. So you can try to

1547
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:23,519
Speaker 2: make it at home for yourself. It is really good.

1548
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 5: Are there and blend everything. All the ratio is up,

1549
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,519
Speaker 5: all the ingredients you need. All right, bodio heartming.

1550
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 2: We will we will see you in twenty twenty six.

1551
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:32,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, see you guys on the other side.

1552
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,960
Speaker 2: This is no mony.

1553
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:39,320
Speaker 5: And it is that time.

1554
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:42,680
Speaker 2: Everybody just kind of looking ahead of what we've gotten here.

1555
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,960
Speaker 2: This is a good time as any four. A round

1556
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:50,040
Speaker 2: of the Friday fail story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've got

1557
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:52,240
Speaker 2: we've got some fail stories here and of course yeah

1558
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:54,400
Speaker 2: we're taking your Friday check ins on the text over

1559
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:56,519
Speaker 2: to two to nine eighty seven. Just make sure again

1560
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:57,960
Speaker 2: you include your name. You tell us what part of

1561
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,200
Speaker 2: town you're in listening this morning. Where are you an act?

1562
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:05,799
Speaker 2: Let's see what we got for this round Friday failed story.

1563
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 2: A ladies jump in, Boys and girls, time for your

1564
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:52,200
Speaker 2: Friday fall story. Other people thought they had the perfect

1565
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 2: plan to plan that could never go wrong. But then

1566
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:55,920
Speaker 2: somewhere along the line that went from being a great

1567
01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 2: idea to one big stinking, mega uber truck. Ah, guys,

1568
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,720
Speaker 2: that was super smooth. I like that, I like that

1569
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:21,479
Speaker 2: freshly shaved. Yeah, that was that was really smooth.

1570
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:22,719
Speaker 5: That was nice.

1571
01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:26,560
Speaker 2: We'll start with this one, and there's a video for

1572
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:28,519
Speaker 2: this one, and let's play the audio for you and

1573
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 2: you could see if you can guess what's happening here. Okay,

1574
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,800
Speaker 2: what is happening here? Take the flame away until you

1575
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:36,920
Speaker 2: put on there, mama.

1576
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,559
Speaker 5: Okay, So okay, I have a guess.

1577
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,800
Speaker 4: Greg candle on the dining room table fell over and

1578
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,479
Speaker 4: caught the table clock on fire.

1579
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 2: And their same kind of thing, some sort of flambay dessert.

1580
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:10,920
Speaker 2: It's someone's it's someone's birthday, and Grandma is using this

1581
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:14,680
Speaker 2: long lighter and she's preparing to flombay a baked Alaska

1582
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:19,200
Speaker 2: that is sitting on the table in front of her,

1583
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:22,360
Speaker 2: and so she lights it as she pours the alcohol

1584
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:25,439
Speaker 2: on it, and it bursts into a large flame, which

1585
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:28,160
Speaker 2: that it's supposed to do that, right, But then for

1586
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:32,160
Speaker 2: some reason, dumbass Grandma pours even more of the alcohol

1587
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:37,040
Speaker 2: on it and on the table. So her family jumps in.

1588
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,479
Speaker 2: They're trying to pat and stop the flames out as

1589
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 2: Grandma moves the burning dessert onto her wicker chair. Grandma

1590
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:57,559
Speaker 2: is an idiot. God, Grandma, bitch. When you watch the video,

1591
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:59,599
Speaker 2: you see the cat neuw to get the hell out

1592
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 2: of there right away, but yeah, grow give it up.

1593
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,000
Speaker 2: This next one is from Montana where this guy he

1594
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:12,160
Speaker 2: was driving he needed to pee. He was on a freeway,

1595
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:15,000
Speaker 2: so he couldn't just pull over. Uh, So he grabbed

1596
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:17,559
Speaker 2: an empty beer can and he tried to peep into

1597
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:20,559
Speaker 2: the beer can while he was driving. But that proved

1598
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:22,400
Speaker 2: to be easier said than done. I mean, you know,

1599
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,400
Speaker 2: it's a thought, right. He loses his focus though on

1600
01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:28,439
Speaker 2: the road, crashed into a car that was stopped in

1601
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,640
Speaker 2: front of him. The cops they show up, and they

1602
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:33,519
Speaker 2: had some some questions for him, like, uh, why so

1603
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:37,240
Speaker 2: many empty beer cans into your car? He swore up

1604
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,800
Speaker 2: and down he only had one drink that entire night,

1605
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:43,000
Speaker 2: but the cops knew that he was lying. They made

1606
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:45,320
Speaker 2: him take the breathalyzer and guess what, he was three

1607
01:20:45,479 --> 01:20:48,800
Speaker 2: times over the legal limit. It turns out he's got

1608
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:53,760
Speaker 2: several DUIs on his record, so he was. He was

1609
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 2: arrested and taking the fail jail.

1610
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:58,519
Speaker 8: Ye have so many options to pee?

1611
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:01,120
Speaker 2: Why is one full of ped This next one is

1612
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:04,240
Speaker 2: about this dude who was out on a hike and

1613
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:07,519
Speaker 2: he decided to stop and take a selfie. Anybody see

1614
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:10,880
Speaker 2: where this is going? No, it went well. It was teature.

1615
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,120
Speaker 2: He pulled out his phone, he got the perfect shot

1616
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:17,960
Speaker 2: set up, and that's when the ground underneath him crumbled

1617
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:21,040
Speaker 2: and he fell off the cliffs. Oh, dropped about fifty

1618
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:23,320
Speaker 2: feet see hikings back, you guys. It is never a

1619
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,720
Speaker 2: good We've been trying to tell everybody. Anyway, this guy

1620
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:29,000
Speaker 2: lucked out. He survived. But yeah, selfie fail. But he

1621
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,720
Speaker 2: said so. He said the mountain gods blessed him, and

1622
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,400
Speaker 2: that when the rocks collapsed, he thought he was a goner.

1623
01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:36,599
Speaker 2: But quote, it's so good to be alive.

1624
01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:37,599
Speaker 5: Oh babe.

1625
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:42,880
Speaker 2: Here's one from San Francisco where a police officer was

1626
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:45,400
Speaker 2: out on patrol pulled over this car. According to the

1627
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,240
Speaker 2: person he pulled over, everything seemed normal at first. But

1628
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:51,479
Speaker 2: here's the thing. He wasn't a real cop. Oh, he

1629
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,640
Speaker 2: just had some flashing light attached to the top of

1630
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:56,880
Speaker 2: his truck. And you know who else witnessed this whole thing,

1631
01:21:57,360 --> 01:22:00,800
Speaker 2: an actual cop for reals, police officer. Yeah, he came over,

1632
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:03,920
Speaker 2: confronted the fake cop, placed him under arrest. The dude

1633
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,000
Speaker 2: said that he saw an ad for the flashing lights

1634
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:08,920
Speaker 2: on TikTok. So he bought those and he installed them

1635
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:10,960
Speaker 2: on his truck. And he tried to claim that I

1636
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,320
Speaker 2: didn't know any of this was illegal.

1637
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:15,280
Speaker 8: I'm just playing make believe.

1638
01:22:15,479 --> 01:22:18,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was charged with impersonating a police officer. He

1639
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,759
Speaker 2: was taken off to failed sales.

1640
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 8: It would be fun to have that land on your car.

1641
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,200
Speaker 2: I thought it was the ghost cop of Golden Gate Park.

1642
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:28,320
Speaker 2: And this is my favorite story of the week. It's

1643
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,080
Speaker 2: from Maryland And besides a fail story, you could also

1644
01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:35,559
Speaker 2: file it under just Prankin this grown ass woman decided

1645
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:38,800
Speaker 2: to prank her husband. She sent a text to him

1646
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:42,840
Speaker 2: that a random dude had broken into their house, and

1647
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:44,840
Speaker 2: she sent him a picture that she made with AI

1648
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:48,200
Speaker 2: of the intruder on the couch covered in a blanket.

1649
01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:50,680
Speaker 2: Now you're the husband, what are you going to do?

1650
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:54,439
Speaker 2: He calls the cops. A squad of eight police cars

1651
01:22:54,479 --> 01:22:57,040
Speaker 2: pull up to the house. They bust through the door,

1652
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,360
Speaker 2: only to find the woman on the couch by her herself,

1653
01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:03,360
Speaker 2: along with a cell phone mounted on a tripod that

1654
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,200
Speaker 2: was aimed at the front door. She's saying that the

1655
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:10,040
Speaker 2: husband's going to come rushing in and yeah. The cops

1656
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:13,080
Speaker 2: not pleased she was arrested and taken.

1657
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:13,840
Speaker 5: To fail jail.

1658
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:15,679
Speaker 8: She's an idiot.

1659
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:18,519
Speaker 2: And there you go, ladies and gentlemen. Those are your

1660
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:21,679
Speaker 2: Friday fail stories. We're going to take a quick break.

1661
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:23,519
Speaker 2: We got some more. What do you show for you next?

1662
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:26,880
Speaker 2: Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right back. Where's

1663
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:39,360
Speaker 2: your mother? Christmas Gray, Marry Christmas Gray? Where are people

1664
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:40,559
Speaker 2: in the world?

1665
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:42,719
Speaker 4: I think that's good.

1666
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:46,240
Speaker 3: Show.

1667
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:53,519
Speaker 2: So many gifts, so much obligation. No room is full

1668
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:56,519
Speaker 2: of gifts. Yeah, he's not just the ones I already got.

1669
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:59,120
Speaker 2: These are many, many more. Yeah. Oh no, we had

1670
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 2: old Saint Dick. He he brought some stuff in that

1671
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:02,640
Speaker 2: was just an appetize. I don't even know where have

1672
01:24:02,760 --> 01:24:05,560
Speaker 2: this stuff it came from. Yeah, I know I know

1673
01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,760
Speaker 2: where the food came from because Sammy made these things.

1674
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:09,840
Speaker 2: What is it? It's like a deconstructed canole.

1675
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,240
Speaker 8: Well yeah, so they're putzel cookies.

1676
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 2: And I really flat waffles you like a specialty store.

1677
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:20,080
Speaker 14: Yeah. Yeah.

1678
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:23,640
Speaker 10: And then I made canoli dip, which is basically like

1679
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:24,479
Speaker 10: canoli fillings.

1680
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,280
Speaker 7: You just man your cookies into it.

1681
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,559
Speaker 4: I'll perhaps some I thought these were store about their Yeah,

1682
01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:37,800
Speaker 4: absolutely perfect, made them.

1683
01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:44,559
Speaker 2: Thank you, mar Thank you, Thank you, and then what else?

1684
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 2: What else do we have here?

1685
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:49,559
Speaker 3: But what I brought in gifts for everybody? Okay, because

1686
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:51,160
Speaker 3: I felt bad last year. I was running out of

1687
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:52,920
Speaker 3: town and I didn't get anybody gifts. So I made

1688
01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:55,080
Speaker 3: sure that I, you know, stepped it.

1689
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:57,880
Speaker 2: Up this year. Everybody, I'll send you a gift card.

1690
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:00,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I got a card for everybody because

1691
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:05,880
Speaker 3: Greg shames me, and to get that was surprising into Greg.

1692
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:08,080
Speaker 4: I'm going I'm going to open open the gift from

1693
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:11,000
Speaker 4: my favorite thing in the world is a card. And

1694
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:13,320
Speaker 4: if I opened it the way Mennis opens a card.

1695
01:25:13,479 --> 01:25:15,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would just shake it. The gift card came.

1696
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:18,639
Speaker 5: He just goes like that, Yeah, toss.

1697
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:24,920
Speaker 4: Its Merry Christmas, Grandma, who makes family special? And heart's

1698
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:30,320
Speaker 4: happy to who makes Christmas marrier Grandma. That's who love you, Greg.

1699
01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:34,320
Speaker 4: I love the man you have become Yolo menace babe.

1700
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:37,880
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, all right, it's a really nice

1701
01:25:38,439 --> 01:25:40,280
Speaker 2: it's a gift bag and I'm guessing some kind of

1702
01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:47,080
Speaker 2: booze in there. It is my favorite is it? Silver?

1703
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:52,760
Speaker 2: Silver cab It fits its perfectly. Thank you, my go

1704
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:55,559
Speaker 2: to gift wine because you never go wrong.

1705
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:56,000
Speaker 5: With that one.

1706
01:25:56,760 --> 01:26:01,519
Speaker 8: Okay, it's heavy, kid, this is so nice. I'm gonna

1707
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:07,080
Speaker 8: open my card, all right, he says. The snowman is

1708
01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:09,560
Speaker 8: drying his hands under the dryer in the bathroom and

1709
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:15,400
Speaker 8: it's going snowman, no war, Miss Christmas wishes it was

1710
01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:18,280
Speaker 8: lit this year. Thank you for being part of it. Menace.

1711
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:20,439
Speaker 8: And it's beautifully wrapped.

1712
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:23,600
Speaker 5: You didn't wrap I couldn't do it.

1713
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:28,479
Speaker 2: Somebody else do it? All right? All right?

1714
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:29,160
Speaker 13: What is it?

1715
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:31,720
Speaker 8: What is this cool thing?

1716
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:34,120
Speaker 5: It's a.

1717
01:26:37,479 --> 01:26:37,839
Speaker 8: Menace?

1718
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:38,519
Speaker 9: What is it?

1719
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:41,640
Speaker 8: It's one of those really cool digital frames.

1720
01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:45,080
Speaker 2: For your new home.

1721
01:26:46,479 --> 01:26:49,360
Speaker 8: So nice, Yes it is.

1722
01:26:50,479 --> 01:26:51,400
Speaker 14: It is.

1723
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:54,760
Speaker 8: It is really beautiful, so beautiful.

1724
01:26:54,880 --> 01:27:00,439
Speaker 2: Thanks you would like you if you really don't love this.

1725
01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:03,640
Speaker 8: I got this for the grandparents one time and they

1726
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:05,320
Speaker 8: I think it's it. But you know, I don't get

1727
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,960
Speaker 8: to see any pictures. Amazing. Thank you so much.

1728
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:15,599
Speaker 2: Sammy, behind you, all right, Sammy, Uh get everybody? Everyone

1729
01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:16,200
Speaker 2: got carver.

1730
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:18,360
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

1731
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:20,600
Speaker 2: All right, there we go.

1732
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:23,960
Speaker 10: Oh it's Will Ferrell from Elf but it's Buddy the

1733
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,639
Speaker 10: Elf on the front. Oh it's a pop up card

1734
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:30,040
Speaker 10: and he's walking across. So I traveled through the seven

1735
01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:32,640
Speaker 10: levels of the Candy cane for it and past the

1736
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:35,680
Speaker 10: sea of swirly twirly gum drops, just to wish you

1737
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:37,160
Speaker 10: an extra merry one.

1738
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:41,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, did you flip it looking for a

1739
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:42,439
Speaker 2: garden there?

1740
01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:49,080
Speaker 9: Like okay, I'm having the canoli cookies very tasty. Yeah, yeah,

1741
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:51,240
Speaker 9: it's got like it's very's the cream is very.

1742
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:53,280
Speaker 12: What is that?

1743
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:55,360
Speaker 7: It's a stand is a standing cooler?

1744
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:04,360
Speaker 3: I couldn't get any cooler because you know, yeah, because

1745
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,439
Speaker 3: you know, she likes to bring her own food to work.

1746
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:10,400
Speaker 7: Really is so nice in mine.

1747
01:28:10,439 --> 01:28:12,519
Speaker 8: And it's like a little pink check.

1748
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:14,000
Speaker 2: Oh so it's not okay, I see, So it's not.

1749
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,040
Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with the Stanley mug. It's

1750
01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:18,559
Speaker 2: just the same brand. But then it's like, okay, it's

1751
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:23,200
Speaker 2: a little warder back. It's light pink, which is girls.

1752
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:28,479
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, don't throw the card because there's a

1753
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:29,880
Speaker 2: gift card. First Trader Joe's in there.

1754
01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:36,040
Speaker 8: Oh it's like you really know everybody's gift.

1755
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:39,880
Speaker 2: Mine's really long. I have an idea, but all right,

1756
01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:42,200
Speaker 2: mine's really long. I'll do the I'll do the cards first.

1757
01:28:42,520 --> 01:28:45,160
Speaker 2: I'll open it up, I'll shake it for the not

1758
01:28:45,439 --> 01:28:48,959
Speaker 2: in there. Yeah, it's it's got Clark and Ellen Griswold

1759
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:52,160
Speaker 2: on the front of it. And I heard him exclaim

1760
01:28:52,439 --> 01:28:58,439
Speaker 2: as he oh as the sewer burned, bright, Merry Christmas

1761
01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:02,400
Speaker 2: to all into all A good night nice What do you?

1762
01:29:02,479 --> 01:29:05,560
Speaker 2: Thank you for everything this year and letting me be

1763
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:08,439
Speaker 2: part of it all that's from that's from Mentes. Oh think,

1764
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:09,960
Speaker 2: thank you Manyes, I do it.

1765
01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:10,240
Speaker 14: Now.

1766
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:14,320
Speaker 2: There's the smaller one taped on top of the larger one.

1767
01:29:14,439 --> 01:29:20,160
Speaker 2: Open the larger one first, Open the larger one first. Okay, yeah,

1768
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:26,080
Speaker 2: you guys, this is exactly what I've been asking for.

1769
01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:30,280
Speaker 2: It's the Red Rider who the Red Rider two hundred

1770
01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:37,080
Speaker 2: shot range carbine model air rifle, a working compass sundial

1771
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:39,719
Speaker 2: in Red Rider brand in the stock.

1772
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,000
Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's awesome.

1773
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:42,759
Speaker 5: Awesome.

1774
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:44,200
Speaker 8: I was gonna say that's a joke, and I was like,

1775
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:45,599
Speaker 8: I better not just the case.

1776
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:47,800
Speaker 2: Dude, that's awesome. You know what I guess you would?

1777
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:51,920
Speaker 2: I asked, you know, well, you know what I'm guessing.

1778
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,200
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'll do like Ralfie.

1779
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:54,240
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1780
01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 17: Yeah.

1781
01:29:57,120 --> 01:29:59,920
Speaker 2: And then there's another gift with it. Oh, there's a

1782
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:03,599
Speaker 2: others I guess something to shoot. Okay, hold on in here,

1783
01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:05,680
Speaker 2: do we still have the football helmet and the off

1784
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:10,120
Speaker 2: and the toilet feeds. Oh yeah, so they're the bebes, dude,

1785
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:14,800
Speaker 2: they'll spill all over. Yeah. And this is a buck knife. Yeah,

1786
01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:21,120
Speaker 2: every little boy should have a buck knife. Nice cut

1787
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:26,559
Speaker 2: some Yeah, my god, good vigilanti streets. Maybe that's your

1788
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:29,680
Speaker 2: plane knife, you know, you just leave the Yeah, in

1789
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:30,960
Speaker 2: case there's like some kind of like.

1790
01:30:31,479 --> 01:30:33,719
Speaker 8: Jack stabbing emergence, you can pilot.

1791
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:35,240
Speaker 2: If you have your own plane, you can bring whatever

1792
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:38,120
Speaker 2: you want, like knives and yeah, compressed gas and that

1793
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:40,800
Speaker 2: should best. I got you, you know, that's right. You

1794
01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:42,760
Speaker 2: know what I deal with this because I have in

1795
01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:44,560
Speaker 2: the in one of the rooms that I have the

1796
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:47,680
Speaker 2: leg lamp, and I think what I'll do is I'll

1797
01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:51,120
Speaker 2: prop this up in the corner because that's that's what

1798
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:53,599
Speaker 2: they did in the in the movie what's over there

1799
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:56,960
Speaker 2: behind the door. That's cool. Yeah, all right, thank you man,

1800
01:30:57,760 --> 01:31:00,760
Speaker 2: that's really sweet. What do you want for this me? Yeah,

1801
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,840
Speaker 2: I'm good. I didn't know that may buy for free.

1802
01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:07,439
Speaker 2: I had an amazing year. Yeah he did you get

1803
01:31:07,439 --> 01:31:08,679
Speaker 2: a twenty five thousand dollars flight?

1804
01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:12,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry, thirty go vip the races.

1805
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:15,160
Speaker 2: I had an awesome year now a menace. I already

1806
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:17,640
Speaker 2: opened your card. Oh you did, Yeah, it was. It

1807
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:19,880
Speaker 2: was a McDonald's gift card, which is nice. Nice, and

1808
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:22,479
Speaker 2: a card that said something like to my to my

1809
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:27,400
Speaker 2: favorite dad, getting hilarious. Here's the presence. I like that

1810
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:32,000
Speaker 2: like a foot by two feet big box boys.

1811
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:32,840
Speaker 5: Truck, dump truck.

1812
01:31:33,040 --> 01:31:36,600
Speaker 2: Alright, wait a minute, what could it be? Is it

1813
01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:43,720
Speaker 2: a studio flat top grill that's arsenal.

1814
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:50,120
Speaker 9: Weed, bacon and eggs every morning? It is now highly doable. Yeah,

1815
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:52,679
Speaker 9: illegal secret, illegal studio grill.

1816
01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:54,320
Speaker 2: Warming.

1817
01:31:54,479 --> 01:31:55,400
Speaker 8: That's a gift for all of us.

1818
01:31:55,439 --> 01:31:56,920
Speaker 2: It's a warm and drawer you can keep your hash

1819
01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:04,559
Speaker 2: brown potatoes, silver dollar pancakes top. Oh yeah, thank you, son.

1820
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:07,880
Speaker 3: I got everybody else like Morgan and everybody else all

1821
01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:09,960
Speaker 3: that some stuff too, but nice. I don't think we

1822
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:13,160
Speaker 3: have enough time to have Okay, no, well that's not nice.

1823
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:14,400
Speaker 5: That's true.

1824
01:32:14,479 --> 01:32:15,960
Speaker 2: We have. We have a good vibe going on right now.

1825
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:19,840
Speaker 2: That awesome.

1826
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:23,960
Speaker 8: And then I have one and then Morgan's card for

1827
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:24,840
Speaker 8: everyone to Yeah.

1828
01:32:24,920 --> 01:32:29,479
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, Well guys, thank you so much. Yeah, god

1829
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:32,280
Speaker 2: see now I did give out the bonuses.

1830
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:34,439
Speaker 8: You've done enough, Yes, you've done enough.

1831
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,080
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I'm saying I gave out the bonus. Okay,

1832
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:39,280
Speaker 2: I did that, but I got to give menace. Oh

1833
01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:43,080
Speaker 2: what did you see Morgan's card this year? I've heard

1834
01:32:43,080 --> 01:32:46,200
Speaker 2: about the cards. Yeah, it's fantastic, turned out great. So

1835
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:49,639
Speaker 2: it's o J and he's holding a platter which looks

1836
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:52,479
Speaker 2: like a turkey, but where the turkey's head neck would be,

1837
01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:53,599
Speaker 2: it's Morgan's face.

1838
01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:53,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1839
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:59,519
Speaker 2: It says, carving up that white meat and yours a

1840
01:32:59,640 --> 01:33:03,040
Speaker 2: wonderful whole holiday season. That's for Morgan so.

1841
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:04,720
Speaker 18: Much.

1842
01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:05,920
Speaker 5: That's awesome.

1843
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,479
Speaker 8: And then everyone got the same thing from me.

1844
01:33:09,320 --> 01:33:10,640
Speaker 7: Yeah so this year.

1845
01:33:10,720 --> 01:33:12,760
Speaker 8: So last year's theme was car safety and this year's

1846
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:13,439
Speaker 8: theme is kitchen.

1847
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:18,559
Speaker 2: Okay, A couple of things got a gravy spoon, ladle

1848
01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:19,960
Speaker 2: like protector holder thing.

1849
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:28,960
Speaker 8: The spoon rest and then spoon silicon spatulate and everyone

1850
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:29,799
Speaker 8: got digital.

1851
01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:33,000
Speaker 2: You know what. This is actually the appropriate size spoon

1852
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:37,280
Speaker 2: for me to eat cereal with perfect I like the

1853
01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:39,320
Speaker 2: bigger spoons for cerreal, bigger spoon and a little spoon

1854
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:44,760
Speaker 2: for cereal, big bigger. I love it. Thank you, you're

1855
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:48,000
Speaker 2: very well. I was just looking at thermometer last night.

1856
01:33:48,760 --> 01:33:49,800
Speaker 2: I need one too.

1857
01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:51,599
Speaker 8: Announces can keep all this stuff here.

1858
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:57,080
Speaker 2: For cookah and to the arsenal. Happy holidays.

1859
01:33:58,040 --> 01:33:58,680
Speaker 18: What was this?

1860
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:09,920
Speaker 2: That's the okay in the bag show and running kind

1861
01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:14,320
Speaker 2: of late anyway, but not to be ignored. We're gonna

1862
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:18,599
Speaker 2: do a round of what do you show Friday? Yeah, alright,

1863
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:21,840
Speaker 2: because the vibe is so good right now, we might

1864
01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:24,680
Speaker 2: as well just keep it at this peak level, you know.

1865
01:34:25,439 --> 01:34:26,120
Speaker 5: Peak vibing.

1866
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:31,320
Speaker 2: Alright, Oh yeah, I didn't even see the hat hair. Yeah,

1867
01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:33,240
Speaker 2: well it was behind all the other stuff that we have.

1868
01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:35,800
Speaker 5: All right, all right, here we go.

1869
01:34:37,920 --> 01:34:44,000
Speaker 2: The song is, oh, Beastie Boys fight for your right. Okay,

1870
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:47,640
Speaker 2: Beastie Boys on this. Yeah, I could do this one.

1871
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:49,439
Speaker 2: You're getting the lyrics check?

1872
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, so it's pretty easy.

1873
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:55,200
Speaker 2: The chorus and everybody, well, that's you know what menace.

1874
01:34:55,280 --> 01:34:56,320
Speaker 2: That's that's all you really need.

1875
01:34:57,200 --> 01:34:57,559
Speaker 8: Don't worry.

1876
01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,040
Speaker 1: All right, there you go.

1877
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:02,679
Speaker 2: See? All right, So I want to show fardioki again.

1878
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:05,120
Speaker 2: Everybody feels joining if you like.

1879
01:35:05,680 --> 01:35:08,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hope.

1880
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:17,200
Speaker 18: Everybody's ready Fridaioki Beastie Boys fight for your rights, and

1881
01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:18,320
Speaker 18: I just I really need you.

1882
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:20,920
Speaker 2: Guys to jump in one sprint when it's time. You know,

1883
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:25,560
Speaker 2: I know everybody knows the lyrics this one. What is

1884
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:27,400
Speaker 2: your patioki here?

1885
01:35:27,479 --> 01:35:30,639
Speaker 3: You want you like like your school man, you don't

1886
01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:31,400
Speaker 3: wanna go.

1887
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:38,519
Speaker 12: Had your mom please, but you still says no.

1888
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:49,960
Speaker 2: You just two classes said no home work. But the

1889
01:35:50,160 --> 01:35:52,120
Speaker 2: teacher which this classes like it's.

1890
01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:53,160
Speaker 8: Some kind of jerk.

1891
01:35:56,400 --> 01:36:05,000
Speaker 2: You gotta fight, so you're right, Tay, I'm talking about party.

1892
01:36:07,960 --> 01:36:16,439
Speaker 17: You you're talking made me say the way the chrit

1893
01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:18,439
Speaker 17: spokes two packs at take.

1894
01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:25,479
Speaker 9: All such a drag.

1895
01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:32,599
Speaker 2: Now your mom move away your best port of man.

1896
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:38,679
Speaker 2: But this, Yeah, you have to fight, so you're right.

1897
01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:48,719
Speaker 2: Let's party, let's get high. So I'm talking about got party,

1898
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:53,719
Speaker 2: got he live life for party to right, you gotta brush.

1899
01:36:53,880 --> 01:37:00,760
Speaker 2: You gotta fight the bars I would o frodi oki

1900
01:37:02,479 --> 01:37:08,960
Speaker 2: one more uh, one more verse, one more course, don't

1901
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:15,840
Speaker 2: go as have the fath the clothes you're gonnaware. I'll

1902
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:18,040
Speaker 2: kick you out of my home of Fudal.

1903
01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:19,559
Speaker 3: Cut that hair.

1904
01:37:23,320 --> 01:37:25,880
Speaker 2: Your mom, But what's that.

1905
01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:33,840
Speaker 3: Noise, mamma, that's jealous to boost be rose.

1906
01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:41,120
Speaker 2: You had a fight, so you're right to.

1907
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:44,559
Speaker 18: Tell.

1908
01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:56,200
Speaker 16: Yeah, you gotta fight, so you're right today.

1909
01:37:56,280 --> 01:38:02,559
Speaker 2: Guy, Well yeah, that's a good group effort today. Everybody,

1910
01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:12,040
Speaker 2: it's a party, a long drawn out Party's party. Let's

1911
01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:12,800
Speaker 2: get high.

1912
01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:21,720
Speaker 6: I'm party tell you here we go.

1913
01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:30,640
Speaker 2: Everybody show will be right back. Insensitivity training for a

1914
01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:34,880
Speaker 2: political world. It's the Woody Show. Well, that's gonna do

1915
01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:38,360
Speaker 2: it for this hour. That's gonna do it for today's show.

1916
01:38:38,479 --> 01:38:43,120
Speaker 2: That's it for the week. Everybody World, we met it

1917
01:38:44,360 --> 01:38:46,280
Speaker 2: the end of another week. Let me tell you we

1918
01:38:46,360 --> 01:38:50,120
Speaker 2: get fine on today's full show podcast, Friday podcast waiting

1919
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:52,360
Speaker 2: for you. Just go to the woodieshow dot com or

1920
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:56,839
Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcasts once again, including Spotify. Crazy

1921
01:38:57,400 --> 01:39:00,400
Speaker 2: for you today of course, the Staples, the d YQ,

1922
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:04,400
Speaker 2: the Friday Fail stories. We did some Woodi Show Friday Oak.

1923
01:39:05,400 --> 01:39:09,040
Speaker 2: We heard all about Morgan's after party workout. You know.

1924
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:12,200
Speaker 2: We heard about how she went a little turn up

1925
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,880
Speaker 2: with a bunch of co workers, tomb Ass, Tyler and

1926
01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:18,960
Speaker 2: Bord and Vaughn. Everybody else is out there. Menaces. Late

1927
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:23,200
Speaker 2: Night Monologue twenty twenty five Year in Review. Nice work, Yes,

1928
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:27,080
Speaker 2: nice work, Menace, Thank you. It was way bigger comedy

1929
01:39:27,160 --> 01:39:30,840
Speaker 2: than the Sebastian menascalco. That's a debacle on Hulu. I'll

1930
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,320
Speaker 2: be dropping my special next year that is more. Find

1931
01:39:33,360 --> 01:39:35,400
Speaker 2: it on the full show podcast. Just go to the

1932
01:39:35,439 --> 01:39:37,120
Speaker 2: Woody Show dot com.

1933
01:39:37,320 --> 01:39:37,479
Speaker 5: Yep.

1934
01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:41,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, time to weekend, so let's get into that. Anything

1935
01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:43,680
Speaker 2: between now and the next time we meet. Anything you

1936
01:39:43,720 --> 01:39:45,639
Speaker 2: got for us to listen to that podcast? You want

1937
01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:47,320
Speaker 2: to give us your two cents about whatever it is,

1938
01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:49,720
Speaker 2: you can leave it on the after hours voicemail. Whatever

1939
01:39:49,720 --> 01:39:51,759
Speaker 2: you got there at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie

1940
01:39:51,960 --> 01:39:54,080
Speaker 2: also find us and follow us on social media. Look

1941
01:39:54,120 --> 01:39:57,519
Speaker 2: for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory,

1942
01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:59,479
Speaker 2: get us out of here. Some parting words of wisdom.

1943
01:39:59,479 --> 01:40:02,639
Speaker 4: Please, If you hear hooves on your roof, it's either

1944
01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:05,640
Speaker 4: reindeer or a serious structural problem, or is.

1945
01:40:05,920 --> 01:40:08,719
Speaker 2: Menace likes to say it could be Sarah Jessica Parker.

1946
01:40:10,479 --> 01:40:13,639
Speaker 2: I can't take credit for that, giant say menace, original joke,

1947
01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:17,519
Speaker 2: trademark copyright. I remember saying it. You don't remember saying

1948
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Speaker 2: you were he you were buzzed. But if I had

1949
01:40:19,479 --> 01:40:21,240
Speaker 2: a nickel for every time I've heard you say that,

1950
01:40:21,320 --> 01:40:24,320
Speaker 2: I'd be a trilling. Jeff Bezos would be like, damn

1951
01:40:24,360 --> 01:40:27,720
Speaker 2: that guy's I want to get all that money, oh

1952
01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:30,719
Speaker 2: from all of menaces. Sarah Jessica Parker jokes, that's rude.

1953
01:40:30,960 --> 01:40:33,599
Speaker 2: I thank you very much, Greg Gory. If you want

1954
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,920
Speaker 2: to win some more stuff, you gotta go see. Menace

1955
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:39,000
Speaker 2: will be the new Salvation Army Thrift Store in Glendale

1956
01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:41,680
Speaker 2: later on today, right there on Central Avenue. That's from

1957
01:40:41,720 --> 01:40:42,320
Speaker 2: noon until two.

1958
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Speaker 1: Uh.

1959
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:45,519
Speaker 2: The address and more information can be found on our website.

1960
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:48,600
Speaker 2: Just clicked the events tab by going to the woodieshow

1961
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:53,559
Speaker 2: dot com and guys again. Donuts and coffee, I repeat

1962
01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:57,000
Speaker 2: doughnuts and coffee.

1963
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

1964
01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:01,360
Speaker 2: So that is with Menace at the new Salvation Army

1965
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:04,400
Speaker 2: Thrift Store in Glendale noon to two. Thank you so

1966
01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:06,599
Speaker 2: much for giving the show some of your valuable time

1967
01:41:06,640 --> 01:41:08,920
Speaker 2: this week. You know we love it, appreciate you for that.

1968
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:11,120
Speaker 2: The rest of you guys could suck it. Have a

1969
01:41:11,160 --> 01:41:14,360
Speaker 2: great weekend. SMD Doublem. Your mom's a bitch. You was

1970
01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:16,400
Speaker 2: a bitch, and happy Holidays. All you host is bitches