WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Toothbrush Butt 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:03.320 Did your mom and dad spell your name wrong? And 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:05.160 this is just kind of based off of like, you know, 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.360 my daughter her middle name is Dan Yell, but her 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:11.600 mom spelled it dan y'all d A n y a 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:16.439 l and uh, she spelled it wrong. And Beth even knows, 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.160 but her mother's still to this day, will not admit 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:21.160 she spelled her name wrong. Tell me what your name 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:24.280 is spelled like, and then we will try. I try, 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:26.639 I guess, try to guess how to say it. Let's 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:32.640 go to this one. Oh boy, hello, name starting with 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:33.600 an A? Are you there? 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:35.240 Yes? 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:38.040 Okay, all right, spell your name for us. We're gonna 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.000 write it down and try to pronounce it if you will. 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:43.839 Please, okay A and for Nancy, I. 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:50.280 Slow down, slow down, slow down, and I hi the 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:55.840 LEAs in Victor A, I j A. 0:00:56.560 --> 0:01:01.240 Oh my gosh, I just kept going. Is it. 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:03.080 Dave got it right? 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:06.360 I wouldn't have guessed that. How do people pronounce it wrong? 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:08.520 On a beja yep? 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:11.679 Or sometimes they just say my last name because they 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:12.800 don't even know how to. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.560 Looking up on that one. So it's not that your 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:19.720 mom and dad spelled it wrong. It's just a tricky 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.720 name to to to figure out if you don't know it. 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:26.200 Yeah, well, my dad wanted a little Hispanic spin with 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:27.080 the J on there. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.160 Yeah, because it would beautiful by the way. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:32.679 I feel like you wouldn't have the same problem if 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.040 the I and the J were a y, because then 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:36.959 it just be on yeah on event it would look 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:37.920 like it's spelled I like the. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.280 J in there. Yeah, it's got the hispanic twist in there. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.080 Thank you have a wonderful day. 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:44.120 It's a pretty name too. 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:45.800 Like, wow, Amy's on the phone. You did this to 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:50.000 your daughter. You spelled your daughter's name wrong. Yeah, well, I. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.640 Don't feel like I spelled it wrong, but everybody pronounces 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:53.040 it wrong. 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.120 They don't say, don't say it. Spell it for us. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:02:00.760 It's e M M A L e h. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:02.600 One more time. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.200 E M M A L. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:07.800 E A h. 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:10.960 Is it just Emilia? I was gonna say just Emily. 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:19.079 It is actually Emiliah, but everybody calls her Emily, Oh Emily, I. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.600 See, because they just think, oh, you spelled Emily. Funny. 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:23.400 Yeah, I would have said Emily. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.200 Yeah, yeah, well good. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:27.919 I think you got it right, Emilia. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.720 I feel like I put a dash in the middle 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:30.840 there and then everyone will get it. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:35.320 Right, thank you. Okay, let's go to I think are 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.840 we gonna get her name or are we gonna just 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:40.359 just talk to her? Just talk? Okay, Hello, name that 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.800 charged with an O? Tell me? What's your story about 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:44.200 your name? 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:45.359 Okay? 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:47.360 So this isn't about my mom or anything. 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:50.920 But so I'm a nurse at a clinic, and so 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.920 my name is spelled O. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:57.960 P h e l i A. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:02:59.080 Okay, I got it. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:01.720 Yeah, I had a patient love my name so much 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:03.520 they wanted to name their baby after me. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:10.640 Oh wow, wow okay. And then but they've spelled it oh. 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:20.000 P h E l y A h oh gosh. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:22.120 Oh like the way you spell it is Ophelia. That 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.880 makes sense. The way they spelled it is ophilia. Yeah, 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:31.720 as far as I all, she's not the HS. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:33.880 You guys, we're doing too much with the h s. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:34.880 Thank you, Ophelia. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:35.760 Thanks. I feel like that. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:39.040 Let's do one more. Hello, name that charged with an A? 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.040 What we're talking about your parents? That spelled your name wrong? 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:45.160 So did your parents spell your name wrong or are 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:46.280 we talking about something else? 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:51.840 No, my parents spelled my name. My name is Arianna. Okay, 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.360 but I have a double R and a double N. 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:58.800 So A R R I O N N A and 0:03:58.800 --> 0:03:59.680 everybody danced it. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:05.760 How do they say it? Ariona? I would say, Ariona, Yeah, Ariona, Ariona. 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:06.800 You had a lot of that in school. 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.800 I've gotten Arizona from a subject teacher. 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:15.800 Arizona, Arizona love. I got time for I think one more. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:19.279 We're gonna take a break here. Hello, Shelley, you named 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:23.000 your daughter a name that's normal, but you spelled it wrong. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:24.520 Kind of what happened. 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:29.240 It's k y r y n. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:38.320 Karen. That's Karen tyrone Karen here. Okay, No, what does 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:39.479 she get called all the time? 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:40.920 Karen? 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.159 Karen? 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.359 And that was the point of the spelling was so 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:50.919 she didn't get called Karen because that's right when it 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:55.919 started to kind of come out. Karen. Her grandmother was 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.760 passing and her name was Karen. I wanted to twist 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:02.880 to it, but yeah, everybody thinks. They don't even look 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.360 at her name. They just hear it and assume it's 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:06.960 Karen being said. 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:10.480 Into the Karen Rah, poor Karen's that's a sweet name. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:13.440 But they've got such a raw deal on that one. 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:18.760 There are a bunch of these, so a lot of 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:23.960 people go for a weird, interesting spelling and it just 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:27.120 becomes kind of a nightmare. So thanks for Chara Thos. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:28.919 We'll be back in a second. We got you wild tickets. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.640 We're gonna do confessions on Katie LGB. We're gonna run 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:33.920 you through the voice disguiser. Give me a good confession. 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:37.080 Your best confession is gonna get wild tickets. Your voice 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.080 will be disguised, and you don't have to say your name, 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:43.760 so nobody will know about that awful, semi legal thing 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:47.400 that you did. I don't want to hear any cheating 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:51.200 stories unless they're super spicy, like I slept with my 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:55.560 best friend's boyfriend. Mah, okay, so did I. Okay, I'm 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.440 bored with that one. I don't want to hear about 0:05:57.440 --> 0:05:59.680 you borrowed your mom's car when you were sixteen and 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.320 you broke the headlight and she never found out it 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.760 was you. I did the same thing. I'm bored with 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.440 that one. But if you got a juicy confession and 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.120 you're going I could tell that one it would probably win. 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:15.239 But should I? Oh yes, says the devil on your shoulder, 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.120 Call me now six five one nine eight nine kt 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:19.760 W be what wild gamer are we going to? 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:22.280 Jenny GI me into the one. I believe. 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:25.400 What is today Wednesday? So it's tomorrow night against the 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:26.599 Winnipeg Jets. 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:29.680 All right, call me now, yeah, sixty five one nine 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:31.960 eight nine k d W Bill. 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:35.360 Is streaming now search Dave Ryan TV and subscribe. 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:41.719 Okay, let's do confessions on KATIEB. All right, let's test 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:44.880 out the voice disguiser to make sure everything works. Okay, 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:46.240 Jenny gibe a whirl. 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:48.520 Hello, Oh see someone. 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.440 I like this better than when you're in my actual 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.760 because sometimes it's not I can't even tell. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:56.279 Yeah, okay, it. 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:59.839 Makes so much pain, is Jenny? I don't know? She 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.680 jump and rope. You'll advise jump and rope something slip, 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:08.239 I'm gonna say slip. Disk active your active active? 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.400 And now I have a disc injury, pinched nerve all 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:13.160 of the things. 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:16.840 So let's get somebody on the phone here for confessions. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:21.480 Let's start off with a story about your brother's tires. 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:28.560 Let's hear your confession for Wild Jets tickets. Go ahead, Yes, 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:30.360 you your brother's tires. That's you. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:37.920 Oh sorry, Yeah, So my brother's girl friend pat intentionally 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:42.480 marking in my parking spot and driveways, so she would 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:43.720 do it to be annoying me. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.680 So I let all the air over. 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:52.280 Retire girlfriend or your brother's girlfriend. You let all the 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:53.200 air out of her tires. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:54.200 That's awful. 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:56.560 Did they suspect you? 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.640 No, So the next day I watched from my window 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:03.720 and tried to leave and didn't get very far, and 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.200 my brother had to come and help her, and they 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:10.960 pissed everybody off. And the next day they installed a camera. 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.080 They thought it was her. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:17.440 They came and did it to her. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.120 Did it work out? Did she ever park in your 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:21.680 spot again? 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:22.640 Nope? 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:23.200 Nope? 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:28.560 No, okay, I like it. Please hold next. One boyfriend 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:34.600 cheated with your sister. Let's continue this confession. Go ahead, 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:37.240 Hi there, my. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:41.800 Sister I was eighteen, my sister sixteen. I my boyfriend 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:43.240 at the time was twenty. 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.680 Two, and then she broke up with me. 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:47.480 That same night she got. 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:51.880 With my sister and for karma, I sles with his 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:52.760 dad next week. 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:58.120 Oh how did you manage to seduce his dad? 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.839 Well, he just had to be my boss, did okay? 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:06.920 Just the one time? Just one time? Or multiple times. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:09.240 For years? 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:09.640 Oh? 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:14.360 You guys has some family drama. That is drama? 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:17.280 She is Did your boyfriend know about that? Did your 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:21.160 sister know about this. Yeah, oh they did case because 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.440 to get revenge, they kind of have to know that 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:29.400 it actually happened. Yeah, next one, toothbrush confession. Let's hear 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:33.520 your confession for Wild Jets tickets. Go ahead, toothbrush Hi, 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:34.599 go wory. 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.520 So I had an. 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.319 Ex boyfriend who was kind of a serial theater. 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:40.000 Towards the end of our. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:43.520 Relationship, I was set up and I scrubbed his toothbrush 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:44.160 with my butt crack. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.160 Say that one more time. What did she do? What 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:48.320 did you say? 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:56.880 Yeah, brush butt crack. So it doesn't even matter at 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:58.760 what point in the day it saw your butt crack, 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:02.600 it's still just filthy now gross. 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:09.160 Well, I mean true story, Jenny, It is true. Yeah, Okay, okay, God, 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.120 and so you got great satisfaction out of knowing where 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:16.040 that toothbrush had been while he's sticking it in his mouth. Okay, 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:22.360 all right, let's go to Mom's restaurant confession. Hello, Mom's restaurant. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:23.320 Let's hear your story. 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.720 When I was eighteen years old, I was living in 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:31.080 my uh I just moved out to an apartment, and 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:35.280 I my buddy, and I my buddy and I just 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.800 got a lottery ticket we probably won five hundred dollars. 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:40.840 Turns out one of the birds was different, and I 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.480 was like, I know where we can get five hundred dollars. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.720 And we went to my where my mom worked. It 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.240 wasn't actually her restaurant, seek, I worked there a couple 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.760 of years prior. I knew where they kept all the money. 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.400 And we broke into a kitchen window, went to the 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:57.160 safe and stole five hundred and sixty dollars and uh 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:57.920 and left. 0:10:58.480 --> 0:10:59.640 Geez, he's stole money. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.520 Wow, So you robbed the restaurant where? And you never 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:03.120 got caught? 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:04.800 I never got caught. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:05.280 How did you? 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:07.320 How did you get into the safe? What did you know? 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:07.960 The combination? 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:11.000 No, it was like down in the closet. Actually wasn't 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:12.880 in a safe locked up. It was just hidden in 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:14.079 the closet somewhere downstairs. 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:17.720 And great management. Let's stick it on a shelf in 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:21.560 a shoe box. Okay, good job. Hold on for one second. 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:27.720 Let's talk to mom. You you know the story. Tell 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:31.280 me about your mom. 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:34.280 Probably early high school. My mom had recently had a 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:38.000 peer romance party, so those types of things were front 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.680 of mind with my friends, and you were serious. My 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:48.160 mom got uh, thing, and so I knew where she 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:50.400 kept it, and when my girlfriend came over, I was like, 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:53.040 let's go look at it. It was funny. Later on 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:54.720 that night, I'm like, hey, you just stay in my room. 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:57.640 I'm going to call my boyfriends, which was normal. I 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.720 left the room to have that conversation. I came back. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:06.440 She was using my mom shaky. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.680 And with a blanket over her, so I can see it, thanky, 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:17.760 but you could hear it, and I washed off because 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.400 I didn't want my mom to think I took it 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:20.800 and put it back in her drawer. 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:23.240 Oh, I mean. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:27.839 I guess that's what you got to do, though, I mean, so, okay, 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:30.000 so your friend us your mom shaky. 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:32.440 Battery covers and put it next to it, so like 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.960 if she went to use it, she would be like, 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:37.120 oh if someone has touched with her bed hair, have 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.880 an inkling. But yeah, I put it back. 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:43.240 What else can you do? Okay, some good ones. That's 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:45.560 kind of crazy. How did you feel about your friend 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:46.920 doing that with the mom's thing? 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:48.880 Very horrified? 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:51.880 It kind of changed the friendship. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.880 Yeah, well yeah, how awkward is that be? 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:55.120 Like? 0:12:55.200 --> 0:13:00.800 Oh, oh okay, all right, put in the dish washer. Okay, 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:03.199 So here's what we got. Let the air out of 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:06.560 the brother's girlfriend tires. Firstly, I'm parking to the wrong place. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.640 Boyfriend cheated on her with his sister with her sister, 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.960 so she slept with his dad for three years. Used 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:18.400 the boyfriend's cheating boyfriend's toothbrush in her butt crack, robbed 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:22.240 mom's restaurant of five hundred and sixty dollars and used 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.600 mom's shaky thing. Her friend used mom shaky thing and 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:25.800 cleaned it off and put it back. 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:29.160 Okay, so I like all of them today. 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:32.160 They're all really good. They're all really good. Okay, anybody, 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:36.160 I'm gonna go the The most awful is stealing the 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.680 five hundred and sixty dollars, But it depends on whether 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:43.000 we're looking for the biggest confession or the most awful one. 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.640 The funny one. Brush butt, Yeah. 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.040 Toothbrush butt is the funnies one. 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:50.640 The funniest one. Absolutely, it's the funniest one. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.199 It's like, it's disgusting, but in a funny way. 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:56.760 It's also creative because most people usually just like scrub 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:57.520 the toilet with it. 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:00.880 Yeah, she went a whole other loud. She just got 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.000 an extra level of clean for herself. 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:08.120 I like the robbing Mom's restaurant, but for pure memorable ness, 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:12.360 the mom shaky thing was a purely memorable one. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:13.280 Was pretty memorable. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:18.840 Yeah, I'm gonna get I don't want to your We're 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:23.000 using the mom shaky thing. Cleaned it up and put 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:31.520 it back. You win the wild tickets. Good job. Wait 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:35.360 till somebody says, hey, how'd you win these wild tickets? Well? 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.280 Hold yeah, well you just say I was calling number ten. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.560 Yeah, exactly, You got it all right, hold on, we'll 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.200 have more. We got more wild tickets for you all 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:46.920 the time. We'll be back in a second with you 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:50.840 can't make this stuff up on kd W b uh. So, 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:55.960 a customer walks into a restaurant and immediately something happens, 0:14:56.320 --> 0:15:00.680 and it's horrible, but it's also mildly and using, and 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:02.400 we'll talk about it next on you can't make this 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:08.960 stuff Now. We're not really sure exactly how this went down, 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:13.640 but a guy walks into a restaurant and immediately was 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:18.440 attacked with bear spray. It was apparently unprovoked. Here is 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:21.120 one of the employees who was there explaining what the 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:21.880 heck happened. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.360 When it's like a gas type bombing. You really don't 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:25.920 know what it is. He's got a dip and pray 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.120 it's something too serious. We have like bleach with wind 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:29.840 decks everything. We pretty much didn't know what we were 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.480 working with at that time, so we just completely did 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.920 a whole disinfectation because you know, obviously we worked with food. 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:36.640 Were Mom and Pop pastry place. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:41.360 Yeah, no other details on that story. So, wow, here's 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.600 some good news. So a guy's driving along in Florida 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:46.080 and he's like, oh my god, there's something in the 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:47.680 road here. What is that. Is that a shoe? 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:48.320 No? 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:50.920 Is that a Is it a bag of garbage, a 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:55.120 bowling ball? No, it's a couple of toddlers that had 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:58.320 wandered away from home. Parents didn't even notice they were gone. 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:01.280 Here's the driver telling his I was terrified. 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:03.560 If anything would have happened to him, the rest of 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:05.920 my life would have been ruined. So I immediately pulled 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.800 over there and I ran out of the car, and 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:10.840 one of them were going to the middle of the road, 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.480 and I grabbed that one first, and then the second 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:14.920 one I. 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:15.600 Just picked up. 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.440 She was ready, and I got him off the road already. 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:21.520 Couple on a young girl and I, you know, immediately 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.640 they went into like, oh my god, we're so sorry, 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:26.640 and I was like, yeah, no, I'm just glad I 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:28.520 could get them back to you. And they were out 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.240 in the road and your gate was open. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:34.320 Can you imagine, gosh, two toddlers on I don't know 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.480 if it's on a freeway. It says a highway near 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:39.760 Cocoa Beach. So they just wandered. 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:43.560 Away, like bye, toddlers, keep an eye on your right, 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:47.440 exactly as the dirt brought you by the LEO Agency. 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.560 We are we We still got to give away in 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:53.320 a few minutes your Conen Gray tickets because we got 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:56.000 tickets for their show coming up at Target Center. That's 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.880 coming out, I want to say, in February, sometimes February nineteenth. Okay, 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:00.800 we'll do that. Coming up a little along with Dave's 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:08.399 dirt on kd WUB. I'm looking at Jenny's Instagram and uh, 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.480 there is a dog you're watching named Scout, and Scout 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.320 got into your food, got up on the counter. 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.200 It hasn't been my week, you guys. 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.840 Yes, I meal preps some food yesterday and I left 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:20.919 it out to like cool off before I threw it 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:23.680 in the fridge, so they're all sitting in tupperware containers 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:25.199 on the counter. I'm in my son room, which is 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:27.240 right around the corner from the kitchen. I hear some noise. 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:29.400 I'm like, oh, what's she up to? Not thinking much 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:30.600 of it, and then I was like, what is. 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:32.520 She up to? And I walk in. She ate four 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.800 turkey burgers. Four turkey burgers. 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:38.680 Wow, half of the salmon I prepared, which Barey pointed 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.840 out it is expensive, so I'm frustrated about that. Left 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:45.760 the broccoli. Of course, the broccoli was untouched. That girl 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:48.080 looked at me and she didn't really have the guilt 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:49.560 look that dogs have, you know. 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:51.480 She just kind of was like, yeah, I did it, 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:54.200 what now and I do it again. I was like, man, 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:56.199 I love you so much, but I'm so mad at 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:58.760 you because I am in a lot of physical pain 0:17:58.840 --> 0:17:59.800 with my neck and shoulder. 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:01.639 So I was just like, I'm going to just do 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:03.600 this now so I have food for the rest of 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:03.920 the week. 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:07.560 And she ate almost so much for that, so much. 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:10.160 It isn' funny. You can forgive a dog for something 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:12.160 like that, but it's hard to forgive like a humans, 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:14.359 Like is your partner or your roommate, like when in 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:17.160 I d all your turkey burgers and I had two patient, 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:21.400 she'd be like, by you're gonna sleep on the couch, 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:25.280 but the dog is like, dog, come here. You can't 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:27.000 be mad at you. 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:29.920 I did, however, shut the door to my basement because 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:31.480 I I don't have a lot of I have a 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:34.040 couple of rugs on my main floor, but otherwise it's hardwood. 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:35.640 But I was scared she was going to get sick, 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:37.480 so I wouldn't let her in the basement. And because 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:39.760 she puked on the carpet down there and she loves 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:41.919 to sleep and on my section in the basement, I 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:43.879 was like not today, Like this is your punishment. 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:45.119 You stay on the main floor. 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:47.000 Your dog has made some puch spots on the carpet, 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:52.159 and make sure you call zero res zero res. And 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:56.480 asked for the kd WB special because they do all 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:58.680 of that. Today is a national dress Up your Pet 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:00.880 Day and Bernie's not really dressed up, but we did 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:04.520 buy him a new Valentine's Day bow tie and that 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:07.000 is on my Instagram Dave Ryan Show. Because he just 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:09.800 he just he just stands so erect. I mean, he 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:12.360 sits there on the couch. He's got the best posture 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:14.639 he does. He just really does. He'll sit on the 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:18.440 couch and he'll sit up so straight. Yes, and he's 0:19:18.480 --> 0:19:20.280 there wearing his bow tie and I said Bernie, and 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:22.560 he looked right at me. Snap and get a picture 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:23.959 of him in his Valentine's Day bowtie. 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:26.640 Yes, he's very photogenic in that way because he has 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:29.359 such great posture and all like. He'll just sit like 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:30.600 that normal and all you have to do is say 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:31.639 his name and he'll look over at you. 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:32.240 Boom. 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:37.920 He knows the word walk now is kind of surprising 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:40.720 because you know he knows his name. He's learned his name. 0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:43.880 But I'll be like, you want to go for a walk, 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:46.080