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Speaker 1: the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app, Ding

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Speaker 1: and dong, it's Friday. That means you got to get

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Speaker 1: your buzz on right now while you're driving, because cops

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Speaker 1: don't like that, Insurance companies don't like it, your family

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Speaker 1: doesn't like it, and the guy you plow it into

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Speaker 2: Nobody likes it except you.

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Speaker 1: So wait to get home and then you know, spark

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Speaker 1: it up, hit it up, whatever you got to do

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Speaker 1: to take the edge off. And I do understand, you know,

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Speaker 1: getting home and having a drink or blowing a little

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Speaker 2: A couple of lines.

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Speaker 1: I do understand taking the edge off and leaving reality

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Speaker 1: for a while because reality is boring. Reality could be tough,

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Speaker 1: and that sometimes it does it. I mean people overdo it,

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Speaker 2: Up in rehab.

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Speaker 1: I've seen friends do them. I had a friend of

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Speaker 1: to have a he got his parents were all together

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Speaker 1: and it was going to be what do they call

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Speaker 1: that where you get in a circle and you talk

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Speaker 1: to the guy intervention. Yeah, yeah, I guess I blocked

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Speaker 1: that word from my vocabulary. So there was an intervention

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Speaker 1: at a hotel and it was a bunch of his friends,

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Speaker 1: his parents, his coworkers, his you know, his mom and

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Speaker 2: An aunt was there as well.

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Speaker 1: And you take turn speaking, and one of my friends,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna mention his name, started speaking and then

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Speaker 1: he started laughing uncontrollably. That this guy got to that

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Speaker 1: point in his life where now, hey ask deevin intervention

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Speaker 1: and he couldn't stop laughing, and they threw him out.

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Speaker 1: They threw him out of an intervention. Yeah, for laughing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little insensitive.

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Speaker 2: It was radically insensitive.

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Speaker 1: But then the guy who is the middle of the inventor,

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Speaker 1: inventioneer is that what they call him, he started laughing

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Speaker 1: too with everybody, and there was a very serious moment.

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Speaker 1: You know, they shouldn't have been laughing at me. All right,

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Speaker 1: we've got something that we have never done before. But

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Speaker 1: we've had so many people text us and write us

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Speaker 1: and dm us and email us and write letters through

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Speaker 1: the mail. Can I please go? Can I please go

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Speaker 1: to this party tomorrow? And dying to go to this party?

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Speaker 1: So I personally called Marongo and I talked to the

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Speaker 1: guys who run Marongco and I said, Hey, is there

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Speaker 1: any way we can sneak another twenty people in? And

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Speaker 1: they said, wow, you know it's we got a lot

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Speaker 1: of people up there. We'd have to bring somebody on.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'll pay for it. Whatever it is, maybe

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Speaker 1: we can sneak ten Is it twenty more plus one

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Speaker 1: or ten more plus one?

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Speaker 3: I think it was ten, ten more.

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Speaker 2: Plus one ten? Okay, so twenty people.

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Speaker 1: I don't know you all right, Well, but anyway, if

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Speaker 1: you want to go, there's twenty more spaces that have

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Speaker 1: opened up twenty So here's what you do, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna explain it to you very very it's very

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Speaker 1: easy to do this.

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Speaker 2: You may not be picked, but it's very easy to

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Speaker 2: do it.

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Speaker 1: Email us Conway Show at iHeartMedia dot com and just

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Speaker 1: put Marongo in.

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Speaker 2: The subject line. Now, what will.

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Speaker 1: What will get you not invited is a very long

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Speaker 1: email about Bellio's hair, or Bello has cheese on her shirt,

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Speaker 1: or Bellio's shoes or Bllio's mom. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, the

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Speaker 1: long emails that Bellio hates. So just emails put Marongo

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Speaker 1: in the subject line, do it right now and you

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Speaker 1: could get one ticket plus another one the big party tomorrow, Marongo.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be great.

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Speaker 3: That was really nice of you to do that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Belly. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: well that's why I did it, you know, to get

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Speaker 3: That's right, Okay, Okay, this is interesting. So you don't

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Speaker 3: feel that was an attack.

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Speaker 2: No, because I I brought it on myself. You know,

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I started the attack. That's not an attack.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of rules to this attack.

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Speaker 1: No, what like when you if you were to give

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Speaker 1: me a gift, you attacked me.

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Speaker 3: I did attack you on your birthday, Yes.

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Speaker 2: You did. You gave me a nice gift card to

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Speaker 3: Well, so that attack you did not like?

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Speaker 2: No, I got I get an attack back. Now, I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm okay with that.

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Speaker 2: And I've been almost my whole life.

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Speaker 1: I've considered anyone who gives me a gift a personal attack,

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Speaker 1: and I've got to attack them back. And so if

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Speaker 1: you bring a gift tomorrow to Morongo, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: You buy everybody gifts.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm going to attack back. I don't know how,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna attack back. But that's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun. Tomorrow belly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my favorite day of the year.

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Speaker 3: It's so much fun.

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Speaker 2: Monks, are you going? Michael Monks is in for Krozier tonight?

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Speaker 2: Are you going tomorrow night? You know what?

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Speaker 1: I happen to host the number of the talk show

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Speaker 1: on Saturday nights and I can't get out there otherwise

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Speaker 1: what will people listen to?

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Speaker 2: That's right? That's right, all right, so you're hard to

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Speaker 2: miss it.

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Speaker 5: No, maybe next year at least company anoles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, listen to the Number two talk show.

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Speaker 1: Ooh yeah, maybe you could record it and you know,

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Speaker 1: throw it on the air. All right, So iHeart It's

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Speaker 1: Conways Show at iHeartMedia dot com. And do it now

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Speaker 1: while you're thinking about unless you're driving, than do it

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Speaker 1: when you get home and they're going to pick ten

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Speaker 1: more people plus one and you could be a late entry.

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Speaker 1: You know, that's exciting. Conway Show at iHeartMedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: We have the Dodgers coming up. What time is a

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Speaker 1: kickoff tonight? Is that five? Five thirty eight? Okay, five

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Speaker 1: thirty eight, the Los Angeles Dodgers are looking to sweep

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Speaker 1: the Milwaukee Brewers. I don't think anyone saw that coming.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe they did. Maybe if you're a big Dodger fan,

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Speaker 1: you did. But if they win tonight, they're going to

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Speaker 1: good for the Dodgers. Anytime they've had four or five

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Speaker 1: So I hope they win tonight, but I hope they

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Speaker 1: If they win tonight, Man, is that embarrassing? For the

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Speaker 1: best record in baseball this year was the Milwaukee Brewers

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Speaker 1: Dodgers filled with these rookies with a low pay roll,

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Speaker 2: In the league.

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Speaker 1: It's it's the it's it's gonna be a hopefully a

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Speaker 1: great game, Hopefully it's gonna be twelve nothing Dodgers after

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Speaker 1: So the Dodgers tonight, five thirty eight. We'll follow that

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Speaker 1: for you and keep you up the scores, and that

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Speaker 1: will be awesome, all right, Dodge Tonight, Otani is on

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Speaker 1: the mount, so let's get a little piece of this.

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Speaker 2: Then we'll get to monks here. Otani pitching tonight.

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Speaker 6: The Dodgers have quote, sweep dreams. Tonight, we thought we'd

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Speaker 6: bust out one of the greatest quotes in LA sports history.

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Speaker 6: It was back in two thousand and nine in the

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Speaker 6: NBA Finals, the Lakers led Orlando two games to nothing,

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Speaker 6: and the late great Kobe Bryant said, quote, it's.

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Speaker 2: Not over until it's over. Is that what he? That

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Speaker 2: was his quote? Job's not finished. That's the job's not finished.

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Speaker 2: Job's not finished. That's the Dodgers mantras.

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Speaker 6: They have a commanding three to nothing lead against the

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Speaker 6: Milwaukee Brewers in this NLCS. Now, the Dodgers are trying

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Speaker 6: to win the Pennant for the twenty sixth time in

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Speaker 6: franchise history. Last year, of course, they won the World Series.

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Speaker 6: That was their eighth title, and the mission since they

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Speaker 2: Of a century to win the World Series.

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Speaker 6: Tonight, they'll put the ball in the hands of their

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Speaker 6: best player, the best player in sports, defending MVP.

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Speaker 2: Helly, I wonder if you can.

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Speaker 1: Get away with this quote nowadays. It's not over until

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Speaker 1: the fat lady sings. Is that something you can do nowadays?

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Speaker 1: Rick Monday said it, I bet you get a lot

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Speaker 1: of emails you know.

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Speaker 2: It's not over to But that's it.

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Speaker 1: But that's an old saying that everybody knows.

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Speaker 3: Start a new one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not over.

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Speaker 1: It's not over until the uh, the the average weighted

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Speaker 2: Is that a little clunky? Honestly, I have a sero emotions.

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Speaker 1: It's not over until the lady on ozempic sings clunky.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's not over until the well fed lady sings.

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Speaker 2: That might still, you know signal fat. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: How about it's not over till we all sing.

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Speaker 1: Oh, perfect, perfect, Kobe, Job's not done.

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Speaker 4: Keep going.

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Speaker 1: And I like how they always quote Kobe Bryant like

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Speaker 1: job's not done. Like he's you know, like that was

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Speaker 1: he's this like Messiah, Job's not done. It seems pretty simple,

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Speaker 1: means something like you would say in any business, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you need to quote Kobe that. You

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Speaker 1: you have to quote Kobe Bryant. I think it's insulting

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Speaker 2: Job's not done. All right.

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Speaker 1: He's probably had a million quotes that are better than

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Speaker 2: And I won't do that. I don't do that to Kobe.

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Speaker 8: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 8: AM sixty.

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Speaker 1: Dodgers started five point thirty eight. We'll have although the

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Speaker 1: Trader Joe's customer. I wasn't a big fan of Trader Joe's.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the small parking lots and I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I just I like my real products.

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Speaker 2: In my real grocery stores.

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Speaker 1: Lais potato chips, you know, Newts and ice cream, I

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Speaker 1: you know, I buddy meat. I like all these brand names.

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Speaker 1: And when I went to Trader Joe's, I couldn't find

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Speaker 1: any of my brand names. I wanted, you know, mister Peanut.

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Speaker 1: I wanted Kellogg's corn Flames or or frosted Flakes. I

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Speaker 1: think frosted Flakes is the best cereal ever ever made.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything close and frosted Frosted Flakes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I eat them sort of an odd way.

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Speaker 1: I don't put milk in them. I just eat them dry,

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Speaker 1: and I don't like with all the sugar at the bottom.

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Speaker 1: So I use a strainer, you know, like you would

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Speaker 1: you would use to strain I don't know, pasta, And

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Speaker 1: I pour a bowl into the strainer, shake it for

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Speaker 1: bowl and eat them. Kind of an odd guy, huh,

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Speaker 1: interesting guy to live with, ton, Hey, what are you

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Speaker 1: doing to I'm just straining my cereal.

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Speaker 3: You strain your cereal.

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Speaker 2: That's right, No milk, right, that's right.

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Speaker 3: You take the sugar off of it.

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Speaker 1: I take the bottom, sugar bottom, and they and the

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Speaker 1: small pieces they all disappear.

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Speaker 3: And so what is it that you like about it?

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Speaker 2: Big flakes?

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Speaker 3: You like the big flakes.

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Speaker 2: Big dry flakes.

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Speaker 3: You should try honeycomb?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I'm not in I need the corn.

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Speaker 2: Is honeycomb? Is that wheat? I think they used to

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Speaker 2: cook sugar smacks? What is it?

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Speaker 5: Weak?

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Speaker 2: Honey combs?

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Speaker 1: I believe are made by cartoon bees if I remember correctly.

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Speaker 2: All right, well then they sound good.

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Speaker 1: But I was looking around Trader Joe's with my wife,

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Speaker 1: and I saw these things that look like uncrustables and

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Speaker 1: I thought, Wow, these are uncrustables. These are you know,

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Speaker 1: the smuckers uncrustables. And then I looked at them closely

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Speaker 1: and they're not. They're everything on there except it says

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Speaker 1: it has the same you know, pattern, the same shape

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Speaker 1: where it's pressed around, the crust is taken off, it

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Speaker 1: has a bite taken out of It comes in the

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Speaker 1: same flavors. And I even picked it up and I

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Speaker 1: showed my wife. I go, hey, how do you think

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Speaker 1: they get away with this? With having a treat here

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Speaker 1: that's exactly like an uncrustable except they don't use the

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Speaker 1: name uncrustable.

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Speaker 3: What name do they use?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 2: I forget what they use. But it's in the freezer section.

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Speaker 3: And if you walk into one of the burbs, I'm

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Speaker 3: a trader, Joe's peb and Jay sandwiches.

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Speaker 2: Is that what they call? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, But if you go into where the desserts are,

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Speaker 1: where the ice cream is and all the stuff, it's

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Speaker 1: right on the right hand side there, and they look great.

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Speaker 1: And my wife is a big fan of uncrustables. She

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Speaker 1: loves do you wait for them to thaw?

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Speaker 9: You know?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes when I like them, when they're not completely yes,

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Speaker 3: how delicious?

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Speaker 2: Is that right? Anyways? So I guess. Look, I had

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Speaker 2: nothing to do with this.

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Speaker 1: Trader Joe's don't blame me, but I guess the people

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Speaker 1: at Smuckers want to have a chawn to talk with

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Speaker 1: you about your new TJ's Peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches.

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Speaker 10: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich similarities with have Trader Joe's

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Speaker 10: in a jam This morning, Smuckers, maker of the popular Uncrustables,

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Speaker 10: is suing Trader Joe's, accusing the grocery chain of selling

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Speaker 10: an obvious copycat. A lawsuit says Trader Joe's Crustless peanut

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Speaker 10: Buttered Strawberry Jam Sandwiches infringe?

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Speaker 2: Is that the title of them?

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Speaker 10: A lawsuit says Trader Joe's Crustless Peanut Buttered Strawberry Jam Sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: In bottom mighty? Imagine how long this trial is going

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Speaker 1: to be? Every time they say the name of it,

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Speaker 1: It's could be ten minutes.

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Speaker 10: Trader Joe's Crustless peanut Buttered Strawberry Jam Sandwiches infringe on

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Speaker 10: the Uncrustables trademarked round shape and crimped edges.

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Speaker 2: I think they are I think Smuckers is right.

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Speaker 1: I think they might have to uncrimp the edges and

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Speaker 1: take the picture with the byte out of it off

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Speaker 1: the box.

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Speaker 10: The lawsuit also says the picture on the box showing

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Speaker 10: a bite taken out of a sandwich, I noticed that.

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Speaker 2: I noticed that. I noticed exactly that.

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Speaker 10: Man, it could be a lawyer on this case is

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Speaker 10: too similar to the Uncrustables box. Smucker says it has

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Speaker 10: no issue with selling with others selling prepackaged, frozen, fawny,

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Speaker 10: crustless sandwiches, but cannot allow Trader Joe's to mimic design

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Speaker 10: and packaging that make Uncrustables a nearly billion dollar brand.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 10: This lawsuit seeks damages, a share of Traders Joe's profits

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Speaker 10: and a court order to stop Trader Joe's from selling its.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so if you like those sandwiches, you better slide

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Speaker 1: in there tonight and pick those up. They might be

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Speaker 1: off the shelves very very soon.

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Speaker 10: Smucker says it's out to stop the spread of consumer

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Speaker 10: confusion caused by imitation.

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Speaker 1: Hmmm. I think it's a money grab, but I like,

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Speaker 1: there's real that's really a great brand name, Smuckers. I

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Speaker 1: think everybody has had a positive experience with that brand name.

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Speaker 3: Well, with a name like Smuckers, it's gotta be good.

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Speaker 3: It's gotta be good.

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Speaker 1: But but that's you know, that's the that's the treat

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Speaker 1: that you had. I mean, I think that's the first

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Speaker 1: sandwich you could make for yourself. Is a peanut butter

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Speaker 1: and jelly? Is that popular in Kentucky?

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Speaker 2: Monks? Peanut butter and jelly? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's my absolute favorite food, isn't it the best?

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Speaker 1: It reminds me of summer for some reason, you know.

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Speaker 1: They just I don't know how much time you spend

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Speaker 1: in the breakroom here, probably a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Well, there was half a peanut butter sandwich just sitting

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Speaker 1: on the free table all day yesterday.

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Speaker 2: You ate it? I almost did, idea, but.

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Speaker 1: Man, you are radio. At first I was angry about it.

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Speaker 1: Who does that? Who abandons a PB and j?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 5: But then two hours later I was almost desperate enough.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's a rate.

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Speaker 1: You know, you have radio in your blood, bub you know,

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Speaker 1: picking stuff up off the counter, not knowing how long

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Speaker 1: it's been there, and just wolfing it down.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the station has made me bleed multiple times.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, they they had. It's about six seven

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Speaker 1: weeks ago. There was a big plate of sushi that

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Speaker 1: but she was close. She was taking a lead off

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Speaker 1: first on these that they.

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Speaker 3: Teased me with it.

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Speaker 8: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from KFI

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Speaker 8: AM sixty.

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Speaker 1: Dodgers start in one hour from right now. So if

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Speaker 1: you're on the freeway trying to get Dodgers, staying to me,

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Speaker 1: you have one hour to get into your seat. One

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Speaker 1: hour from now. Is Angel Martinez. Whether it's Angel, you

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Speaker 1: will us is Angel? She not with us to daim

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Speaker 1: She's not there. She might be getting herself, but uncrustable.

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Speaker 2: She likes us.

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Speaker 1: Just want to see what the traffic was you want?

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Speaker 1: You know, I can look it up myself. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do you a solid here and figure out what your

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Speaker 1: traffic is like around Dodger Stadium. So bear with me,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's find out what these what we're doing

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Speaker 1: here with Dodger Stadium.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Google Maps. Boom.

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Speaker 1: I'm on Google mapps and I got traffic in and

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Speaker 1: here we go.

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Speaker 2: All right. If you're on the five Freeway.

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Speaker 1: Going south towards Dodger Stadium, you're backed up all the

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Speaker 1: way to Magnolia, actually Burbank. So if you're southbound on

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Speaker 1: the five fer you're backed up to Burbank. If you're

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Speaker 1: heading east on the one thirty four, right around Buena

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Speaker 1: Vista is where the backup there all the way to

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Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium. And if you're on the two freeway heading

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Speaker 1: south towards the five, that backup is about to York

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Speaker 1: Boulevard in that area. And oly ch Angel's back with us. Oh, man,

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Speaker 1: I was panicking. I don't know how to do this.

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Speaker 2: You're doing a great jo Oh thank you. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: But you know what's great is if you're on the

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Speaker 1: one on the one ten southbound coming out of South Pasadena.

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Speaker 2: Man, that's wide open.

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Speaker 4: It is wide open, but that can change quickly because

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Speaker 4: just maybe two reports a go.

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Speaker 3: I know you're welcome. The two southbound was wide open.

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Speaker 4: Just a couple of reports, Wow, okay, And now it's

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Speaker 4: loading up from York, so it's it's tough.

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Speaker 2: Out there, all right.

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Speaker 1: And then if you're on the one oh one going

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Speaker 2: Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood Boulevard, and it backs up there all

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Speaker 1: Now, what about people coming from Orange County and they're

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Speaker 1: big Dodger fans, they've left the Angels organization and they're

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Speaker 1: coming northbound on the one ten freeway.

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Speaker 2: Where is that backup? Is that all the way to

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Speaker 2: the one oh five or beyond?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so the one ten northbound is pretty jammed from

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Speaker 4: just before the one oh five all the way to

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Speaker 4: the five and Allegian Park. But you know, also coming

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Speaker 4: way out of Irvine. There's a little opening right around

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Speaker 4: the ninety one freeway, but you know, maybe a mile

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Speaker 3: It's so tough.

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Speaker 2: And what about the ten coming out of Santa Monica.

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Speaker 2: Is that heavy?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a bit heavier than usual.

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Speaker 7: A little it's eased up just a pinch Okay, since

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Speaker 7: earlier it was backing up all the way from Lincoln,

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Speaker 7: but now it's it's still slow, but just from twentieth

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Speaker 10: You know.

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Speaker 4: What's also tough is the one O one and you

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Speaker 4: overall it's loading up out of Agra Hills.

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Speaker 3: Oh, just about Canaan Road.

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Speaker 1: That's where a lot of Dodger fans are in Thousand

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Speaker 1: Oaks and they want to get to the game.

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Speaker 2: And now, yeah, you're right a Gora Hills.

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Speaker 1: There's a nice El Poyo Loco out there right off Canaan,

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Speaker 1: But so Canaan all the way to Dodger Stadium is

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Speaker 1: relief when you approach the four or five, but for

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Speaker 1: the most part you're done.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you had to leave earlier.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing leaving an hour before the game

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Speaker 1: on a Friday?

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Speaker 2: Who does that?

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Speaker 1: But Angel, it looks especially tough today for a Friday.

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Speaker 1: Is that just me or is that your perception as well?

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Speaker 3: No, that's my perception as well. Tommy.

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Speaker 4: I mean, everyone's trying to make their way into Dodger Stadium.

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Speaker 2: That's right. It's the big game, all right.

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Speaker 1: It starts at five thirty eight, thank you, Angel Martinez.

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Speaker 1: And so if you're headed towards the stadium, you might

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Speaker 1: be a little late. But you've got nobody to blame

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Speaker 1: for that but yourself. Because it's a Friday in Los

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Speaker 1: Angeles and you left an hour before that game starts.

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Speaker 1: How dare you? How dare you? You got expensive tickets?

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Speaker 1: You want to get a couple of beers and a

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Speaker 1: couple of dogs in you get to the game early.

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Speaker 1: Get to the stadium an hour or an hour and

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Speaker 1: a half early. It's great for your nerves. You can relax,

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Speaker 1: you can walk around the stadium and see all the improvements.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can run into people you know there. You

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Speaker 1: can text a friend, Oh, I didn't know you're here.

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Speaker 2: I'll come down. I'll come down to meet you.

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Speaker 1: But that's a great vibe to get there early. But man,

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Speaker 1: if you're on the freeway right now and you're in Calabasas,

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Speaker 1: you're not going to get there for the start of

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Speaker 1: that game. I hate to say it, but I can't

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Speaker 1: tell you how many times I've told people, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was born and raised here. I'm not just some

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Speaker 1: kind of you know, country bumpkin from Kentucky. Sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: oh sorry, monks, I wasn't listening. Okay, welcome to the club.

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Speaker 1: But you've got to leave early, early, early.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I'll bet you, monks when this is probably

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Speaker 1: the same thing. It happens in Kentucky. People go to

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Speaker 1: Kentucky and they say, oh, i'll leave an hour before

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Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby, no problem, and they're not and they

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Speaker 1: don't make it.

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Speaker 2: You've got to leave early.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've never I've only been to the Kentucky

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Speaker 1: Derby once in my life. I cannot believe the traffic

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Speaker 1: trying to get to Churchill Downs on the first Saturday

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Speaker 1: in May.

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Speaker 5: I mean there's one hundred thousand people there easily.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's in the middle of the city, yes,

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Speaker 1: just like you know, Dodger Stadium is kind of in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the city.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 5: It's not made for that.

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Speaker 1: It is really tough to get in there, all right. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I try to get there. If you don't get there,

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Speaker 1: keep it on KFI. We'll have traffic updates for you

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Speaker 1: until the game starts with Angel starring Angel Martinez. You

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Speaker 1: want me to say then and yeah, yeah you welcome

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Speaker 1: you walcome me open. But it's not like every time

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Speaker 1: or just that.

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Speaker 3: Once you know, you know, you know what to do.

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Speaker 8: You want.

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Speaker 2: Starring right just down, starring Angel Martins.

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Speaker 4: With a smile, say it with a smile, belly out,

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Speaker 4: come on, who hurry?

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Speaker 3: Angel Martinez?

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Speaker 2: Did Brian Long?

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Speaker 3: Okay, why do we have a note on that?

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Speaker 2: Why did we get a note on that?

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Speaker 3: Because we haven't been doing it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so it says here when you do traffic,

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Speaker 1: please introduce Angel Martinez a starring Martin.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, God Almighty gets weirder every

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Speaker 2: day around here.

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Speaker 8: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf

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Speaker 8: I AM six forty.

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Speaker 1: Dodger game starts in a little less than an hour

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Speaker 1: if you're on your way. There lots of heavy traffic

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Speaker 1: around Dodger Stadium, the entire loop around downtown Los Angeles's

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Speaker 1: jam ten on the south side, one ten on the

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Speaker 1: north east I'm sorry, west side, and then the one

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Speaker 1: oh one on the north side, and.

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Speaker 2: Then that I think it's a ten and the one

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Speaker 2: on the east side.

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Speaker 1: But it's all haffed up, all of it, and it's

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Speaker 1: and it's impossible to get there, So be patient.

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Speaker 2: You'll eventually get there and enjoy the game.

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Speaker 1: But it starts in forty minutes, so I hope you

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Speaker 1: slide in there, all right. If you're driving in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: you know like I do, where the busy freeways are,

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Speaker 1: where the dangerous ones are. But you may not know

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Speaker 1: where the dangerous intersections are where you could get killed

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Speaker 1: or wiped out. Well, I'm gonna let you know, so

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Speaker 1: maybe you can avoid them. Let's find out where you

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Speaker 1: can get where you might get wiped out.

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Speaker 11: The second U wakes of a freeway in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 11: you may be hitted into one of the most dangerous

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Speaker 11: intersections in the city.

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Speaker 1: What the lights on the freeway over there tend to

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Speaker 1: be very difficult to time correctly.

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Speaker 11: Look closely at this map and you probably notice most

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Speaker 11: of the red DNSTA noting the intersections with the most

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Speaker 11: crashes closing injury death are either near the four H

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Speaker 11: five in the San Fernando Valley or along the one

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Speaker 11: ten in South LA.

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Speaker 5: There's good reason for it too.

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Speaker 11: According to Crosstown editor and USC professor Gabriel Khan, who

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Speaker 11: helped compile the car crash data from LAPD.

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Speaker 9: Graffic and turning and the lane changing going on in

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Speaker 9: those situations. But there's also a lot of people coming

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Speaker 9: off driving seventy miles an hour and then entering a

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Speaker 9: city street.

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Speaker 11: At Suapula to m Roscoe which was number two on

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Speaker 11: the list, there were sixty.

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Speaker 1: Do you hear that Sepulvida and Roscoe number two in

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Speaker 1: the city.

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Speaker 11: At Sapula to m Roscoe, which was number two on

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Speaker 11: the list, there were sixty five serious crashes the last

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Speaker 11: four years. Wo drivers here are in surprise. There's a

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Speaker 11: major wreck once every three weeks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just tries to rush in and go in for

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Speaker 2: an eronybody.

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Speaker 11: At the convenience store in the corner. Manager Sean Ella

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Speaker 11: Robs says he gets constant requests from people in car

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Speaker 11: crashes to review his security video.

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Speaker 9: You know, some people claim it wasn't my fault, and

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Speaker 9: I was like, you know when you look at the

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Speaker 9: videos and like people try to make a right turn

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Speaker 9: from the second lamp.

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Speaker 2: It down Roscoe.

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Speaker 11: Another intersection that cracked the top five at Van Nuys

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Speaker 11: Boulevard with fifty nine serious res and a disturbing fourteen

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Speaker 11: felony hit and runs. The data put together not just

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Speaker 11: to let drivers.

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Speaker 1: Know which, yeah, that's a busy one. Burbank and Sepulvida

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Speaker 1: is also very busy. That's where it crosses over the freeway,

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Speaker 1: over the four or five freeway and it goes downhill.

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Speaker 1: And if you're not familiar with that, if you're going

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Speaker 1: eastbound on Burbank coming out of the out of the

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Speaker 1: dam and the Supulvaa basin area and you're flying on Burbank,

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Speaker 1: once you hit the four or five, there's a tremendous

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Speaker 1: hill there and the decline goes right in supult of Boulevard.

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Speaker 2: It's real.

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Speaker 1: I see Rex there all all the time. Suppulvita and Burbank.

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Speaker 11: The data put together not just to let drivers know

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Speaker 11: which intersections to avoid, but for those who live or

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Speaker 11: work in those areas and can't detour around these streets,

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Speaker 11: to see if there's a way to.

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Speaker 8: Make it safer.

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Speaker 9: That the people in those communities who are actually quite

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Speaker 9: aware of this then have the data to complain and

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Speaker 9: raise a stink with their city council person, with their

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Speaker 9: neighborhood council with Department of Transportation and demand some type

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Speaker 9: of mitigation.

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Speaker 11: I asked con if there were any places that maybe

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Speaker 11: surprised him, and he said, downtown La. Sure has a

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Speaker 11: lot of cars, but they're not moving particularly fast. So

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Speaker 11: he was surprised that this time around there were more

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Speaker 11: downtown LA intersections on that most dangerous list. In Timkapudo,

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Speaker 11: ABC seven Eye witnessed news.

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Speaker 1: So on the one ten in South Los Angeles and

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Speaker 1: then along the four or five in the valley, that's

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Speaker 1: where the dangerous intersections are. Got to you careful, please,

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Speaker 1: please be careful. All right, we just heard dom'ing down.

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Speaker 2: Have time for that?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 2: Hell, all right, we'll do We come back, but the.

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Speaker 1: Olympics are one thousand days from today.

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Speaker 2: That's when the Olympics start.

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Speaker 1: I think it's July fourteenth, one thousand days from today.

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Speaker 1: We only have one thousand days to clean up this

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Speaker 1: hell hole, and I don't know if.

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Speaker 2: We're going to be able to do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what we're going to do, you know,

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Speaker 1: with the homeless, with the graffiti, that building downtown Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: that that skyscraper that's littered with graffiti that's been up

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Speaker 1: there for three or four years, and we've not done

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Speaker 1: nothing about that. Monks, you always report on that is

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Speaker 1: that's still there.

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Speaker 2: It is. It's not been three or four years. It's

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Speaker 2: been a one hundred years.

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Speaker 5: It's been a year, and it's been too long.

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Speaker 1: And you know, it's been maybe almost two years actually,

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Speaker 1: but you know, a year ago I did a story

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Speaker 1: involving a real estate agent who said it was going

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Speaker 1: to be sold by October of last year. But it's not,

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Speaker 1: and it's still an absolute disaster and it's and it's

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Speaker 1: right in a place where a lot of visitors to

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles go. They go to Crypto to see the

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Speaker 1: Lakers or the Kings or you know, the opposing team

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Speaker 1: if you're a Blackhawks fan or a Pistons fan, whatever,

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Speaker 1: And that's that's what you see of LA. It is

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Speaker 1: an absolute troupe example of Los Angeles today. It should

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Speaker 1: be on the flag. You know, that building should be

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Speaker 1: on the what if the Los Angeles flag. I know

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Speaker 1: it was a very popular Halloween costume. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: a really I saw some really good looks.

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Speaker 2: That's fantastic, all right.

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Speaker 1: Dodger game starts at about forty minutes, almost exactly forty

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Speaker 1: minutes from now, so get into that stadium. If you're

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Speaker 1: not quite there, don't worry about it. I'll give you

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Speaker 1: scores and updates. We're live Conway Show and KFI AM

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Speaker 1: six forty Conway Show on demand on the iHeart Radio app. Now,

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Speaker 1: you can always hear us live on KFI AM six

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Speaker 1: forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime

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