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Speaker 3: All right, now, it's officially the eight o'clock hour, and
Speaker 3: get serious. Now things are things are for real now
Speaker 3: it's happening.
Speaker 4: Buckle down now, we're buckled down over here at this joint.
Speaker 5: Marns.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3: Are you the new CEO of Disney.
Speaker 4: I haven't checked my email this morning, but no.
Speaker 5: Fifty four year old Josh Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say.
Speaker 3: Du Mail has been with the company since nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 3: He's now the new CEO after Bob Iger's just been announced.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: He's currently the chairman of Disney Experiences, the division that
Speaker 3: includes the company's theme parks and cruises.
Speaker 5: And that position is open.
Speaker 2: Is zecha, Zach. That's your spot. That's your Spotzach. This
Speaker 2: is your moment.
Speaker 5: Your moment.
Speaker 6: Is it gonna hurt that I don't have a business
Speaker 6: degree such your sofar?
Speaker 2: It might help any degree.
Speaker 5: He didn't speak like that.
Speaker 7: I'm sure at the shareholders meeting when you're like, I'm
Speaker 7: excited to be here, is.
Speaker 2: Invest in our company more?
Speaker 3: But nobody loves the theme parks more than you. Have
Speaker 3: you been on one of the cruises? I have not
Speaker 3: any of your family ever.
Speaker 1: No, my mom's very uh sea like, not seasick, but
Speaker 1: like she's got motion sickness, so be a problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, but but she goes on rides. Uh. Has
Speaker 2: she ever been on Pirates of the Caribbean? Yes?
Speaker 7: Has she ever been on the whatever? He used to
Speaker 7: be twenty thousand leagues under the sea? Now it's like
Speaker 7: Nemo's Adventures.
Speaker 2: Not done that one though. Yeah, Jack Sparrow, what's that? Nothing?
Speaker 5: Do you know what? Sausa's grandma's favorite ride.
Speaker 2: Was amazing hot lot. See that's funny. Well, thanks, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're funny.
Speaker 5: Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 2: I've never been to Disney we know rush. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: That's because your dad was too busy getting work done,
Speaker 2: being a lawyer.
Speaker 5: And paying for the groceries you were eating.
Speaker 2: I'm taking a beating today.
Speaker 5: Where's your grandma?
Speaker 6: Oh, she's been dead for like twenty years, having brother,
Speaker 6: Thanks Joel's.
Speaker 2: Time for fine on the power trip.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would have said somebody else, But all right,
Speaker 7: just this jokes inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Somebody is texting the sand for the first time after
Speaker 2: you opened.
Speaker 7: This seed the six four six eighty six, the bransh
Speaker 7: iron Land text line.
Speaker 2: This is inappropriate. Come on, what is it?
Speaker 7: Apparently your grandmother's favorite ride at Disney was Splash Mountain.
Speaker 8: That so.
Speaker 2: Stop texting stuff like that.
Speaker 6: Well, the first time you ever opened the text line
Speaker 6: that happened to show up.
Speaker 7: I love how over the years I've been ripped. Abbot's
Speaker 7: ripped me like, why don't you check the email? Why
Speaker 7: don't you check the text line?
Speaker 2: And then the last couple of weeks, sick man, you
Speaker 2: were ahead of the curve them. I told you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I told you, smart man. Just don't engage, just
Speaker 7: do your show and go home.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, Rosie gets it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, there was one time we glad, We're glad
Speaker 6: you had it open. That was one of the last
Speaker 6: times I had it open.
Speaker 5: I think that's the word glad.
Speaker 2: It's probably the no. But you still have. Hue has
Speaker 2: all the pictures.
Speaker 5: Here's Franklin delan A Roosevelt on Sausa's grandma.
Speaker 3: I shocked its accent.
Speaker 2: Was FDR's accident?
Speaker 5: Anything else?
Speaker 2: I shagged a routin baby?
Speaker 7: What kind?
Speaker 2: I guess? I told you. I told you there's no
Speaker 2: way at forty yard died in nineteen forty five.
Speaker 3: Ja.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, he was a shagging wagon.
Speaker 7: So she had some fireside checks with Did you say
Speaker 7: she was born in nineteen nineteen, Yeah, timeline checks out.
Speaker 6: Right, So she was still married in nineteen forty That
Speaker 6: doesn't stop FDR.
Speaker 2: So so he went through two D days? What wouldn't
Speaker 2: with your grandma? The hell was T day?
Speaker 5: Is every day for your grandma?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 2: Or stutterers?
Speaker 7: Oh that's good core, thank you, funny thanks man. By
Speaker 7: the way, that wasn't my joke. Somebody texted that six
Speaker 7: four six eighty six.
Speaker 2: That's inappropriate. O. Hawks, don my speakle matter? What hawk?
Speaker 2: Notice how you did the fecal matter joke? In the
Speaker 2: whole room went silent? Go last weekend?
Speaker 7: Outstanding? Oh you're outstanding. Did you do a new material? Yeah,
Speaker 7: give us a preview. What did that sound like?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, you have to come see it in man Cato
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Speaker 2: right hogs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I love that play. I'm glad you're playing there.
Speaker 3: I love that place, man, Yeah, awesome, Yeah, Okay, it's
Speaker 3: time for fans.
Speaker 5: He played that near mine.
Speaker 2: Super Bowl.
Speaker 7: Super Bowl sixty is Sunday at five thirty. The Pro
Speaker 7: Bowl Games is tonight. Can't wait and say it's on
Speaker 7: this station tonight?
Speaker 2: What Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hawk asked for it in case he had to go
Speaker 6: outside or run errands tonight and he wanted to hear it.
Speaker 4: Do you got so many a Greece on on the
Speaker 4: old tonight?
Speaker 6: I may be wrong, and I am a lot and
Speaker 6: if I am, all of you will point it out.
Speaker 6: I think all of it went down this weekend. I
Speaker 6: think it's like tape, isn't it?
Speaker 1: I better not be better not be airing taped play
Speaker 1: by play then on the what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: I believe it's recorded in this digital age.
Speaker 2: Well, it's guaranteed human. What does it matter.
Speaker 1: It's a brilliant move by west Wood One to have
Speaker 1: an excuse to get a free trip to Orlando.
Speaker 2: I'm jealous. We should go cover right, disney Land.
Speaker 4: Or World World World or r L.
Speaker 7: All right, Martin, this is stupid, but I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 7: This is an actual sports question. Oh here, in a
Speaker 7: show that's been ridiculous today, have an actual sports question.
Speaker 7: And this isn't my take. I just saw somebody else
Speaker 7: say this, and I'm like, that makes a lot of sense. Actually,
Speaker 7: you know in the NBA, now we're doing this World
Speaker 7: versus the USA whatever garbage? Right, yes, in the NBA
Speaker 7: for the All Star Game, for the All Star Game.
Speaker 7: Oh sorry, this is my this is jumping off the
Speaker 7: pay bowls. Sorry, all Star Game? Right, USA or the World?
Speaker 4: Trying something new?
Speaker 2: So you know, like Kawhi Leonard didn't make the All
Speaker 2: Star Games.
Speaker 7: Like every year there's a snub or two and people
Speaker 7: are going, man, Lebron just got on because a legacy,
Speaker 7: Kawhi is having a better year than Lebron and blah
Speaker 7: blah blah blah blah. Well, somebody brought up the point
Speaker 7: like with a new format, why the hell are we
Speaker 7: doing Eastern Conference in Western Conference anymore?
Speaker 2: Like why can't we just have the twenty four best players?
Speaker 7: That the fact that some players don't make the cut
Speaker 7: because there's a logjam in your conference. They're like, why
Speaker 7: is it conference related anymore? And that should be thrown
Speaker 7: out moving forward your thoughts.
Speaker 4: I can't disagree with that. Maybe one big change at
Speaker 4: a time is enough, and maybe that will be the
Speaker 4: next one. I don't know the answer. I haven't spent
Speaker 4: enough time thinking about it, but you know I will tonight.
Speaker 2: When you're watching the Pro Bowl. Exactly.
Speaker 7: Wouldn't this be better if there weren't Eastern and Western
Speaker 7: conferences in the NBA?
Speaker 4: Yes, but that is still how the entire league is separated.
Speaker 4: That is still how the entire playoffs work. That is
Speaker 4: how the finals work. I mean the WN went away.
Speaker 4: They don't do West East anymore. They do one through
Speaker 4: eight I think, and those are teams.
Speaker 2: I threw that out a week or two ago.
Speaker 7: Even when it comes to the NFL that at some
Speaker 7: point when it comes to the postseason, why are we
Speaker 7: always splitting it up?
Speaker 4: Well, we talked the best teams a couple of weeks
Speaker 4: ago because of the wild and their situation in their
Speaker 4: not not even East West, but within their division, a division,
Speaker 4: and how that should be. That sounds archaic that you're
Speaker 4: caught up in a with two other teams and therefore
Speaker 4: that's going to cost you in the playoffs. Who cares
Speaker 4: about a division and to do? In the NFL? We do,
Speaker 4: don't we?
Speaker 1: And divisions were created in a time where you know,
Speaker 1: these weren't billion dollar leagues where you know, you did
Speaker 1: have to kind of worry about travel budgets and everything
Speaker 1: like that. Without that, I guess, strain and then being
Speaker 1: able to fly whenever and plan this out you could have.
Speaker 1: I feel like you could have a thirty two team
Speaker 1: league and just go top whatever make the playoffs.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 7: And again, the NHL should absolutely be the first to
Speaker 7: do what the p WHL does, which is let the
Speaker 7: teams draft or select their opponent in the playoffs.
Speaker 2: It would be epic, that could be super interested.
Speaker 4: Great, I would add a little bit of juice.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it really would?
Speaker 7: And again it's all about TV, right, you could broadcast
Speaker 7: the hell out of that, make it look super cool.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, what a better way to They're doing this
Speaker 7: to start rivalries right, making sure you play your division
Speaker 7: in round one. That was the idea of the NHL
Speaker 7: switching to this is make sure you run into your
Speaker 7: division rivals as often as possible and build those rivalries.
Speaker 2: What better way to build bad blood.
Speaker 7: Than having a team call another team out and be like,
Speaker 7: we want you in round one.
Speaker 2: That'll piss you off. That's definition bulletin board material.
Speaker 1: You get picked, oh man in the betting on who
Speaker 1: the number one pick is going to be?
Speaker 2: And soft and it's going to be plush. What's the
Speaker 2: thread count? Good? Maybe a little a little firm there?
Speaker 2: Uh go?
Speaker 7: For women's basketball is red hot. They won four straight.
Speaker 7: They are at number ten Iowa on Thursday. We're still a.
Speaker 2: Couple of days away from that.
Speaker 7: But I'm just going to compare and contrast the men
Speaker 7: and the women, because the men are going the wrong
Speaker 7: direction three the women are going the right way. Seven
Speaker 7: regular season Big Ten games left for the women. But
Speaker 7: if you look at the old others receiving votes in
Speaker 7: the old AP voting, sure the Gopher women would be
Speaker 7: ranked thirtieth right now.
Speaker 2: So they're just outside the top twenty five.
Speaker 7: So they are in NCAA team in the making, or
Speaker 7: if we can just keep this thing going. They are
Speaker 7: sixteen and six overall, seven and four in the Big Ten,
Speaker 7: but again at number ten Iowa on Thursday, speaking of
Speaker 7: number ten, that's exactly what the men are facing. They
Speaker 7: have number ten Michigan State tomorrow night, six o'clock at
Speaker 7: the Barn. Michigan State is nineteen and three. The Gopher
Speaker 7: men have nine regular season Big Ten games to go.
Speaker 7: They've lost seven straight shorthanded. They're working their ass off.
Speaker 7: They just don't have the talent. They don't have the depth.
Speaker 5: But working people with bigger hands.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I don't know, functioning legs and not have
Speaker 7: torn acls and achilles or whatever else we have that'll
Speaker 7: help functional players.
Speaker 1: Losing by like one score like it's uh competitive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good foundation. Cno.
Speaker 7: Even the game that got blowed on uh uh uh
Speaker 7: the Nebraska game where it was the second half blowouts.
Speaker 7: They played super well in the first half, had a
Speaker 7: lead against the number seven team at the time.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? Yeah, what are you gonna do? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Pat gets it. Pat probably goes to half the game.
Speaker 6: He probably does fight like, hell yeah, Pat man. I
Speaker 6: haven't been to a Gopher game in a long time.
Speaker 7: Hockey's been more recentigned I've never been to a Gopher
Speaker 7: hockey game. I kiddo went to one over the weekend.
Speaker 7: That was the one that was like eight to four
Speaker 7: where the Gophers slaughtered. It was Wisconsins go for Hockey's
Speaker 7: eight plus never been. It's wonderful cool arena fun times.
Speaker 7: It has to be cool otherwise. The ice melt task Man,
Speaker 7: who whatever his name is, Musky, the.
Speaker 4: Manager of the seventieth ranked arena in the state of Minnesota.
Speaker 7: Those rankings concrete? Are those solidified? Are you ever gonna?
Speaker 1: I mean, the problem is I had to go to
Speaker 1: every single one and operate it.
Speaker 2: I'm a little different.
Speaker 7: It was a whole scientific scale re release the updated
Speaker 7: rankings though that was like years ago, right, But.
Speaker 2: They got to go and I got to go back
Speaker 2: to all the ranks and it takes time to do
Speaker 2: twenty one pilots and driver on the stage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to Deluth this weekend, so I'll go
Speaker 1: out the new Hermantown rink and.
Speaker 2: Have you.
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 4: And are you going to see Duluth in North Dakota
Speaker 4: they're playing.
Speaker 1: I'm trying like a Saturday night. The tickets are sold out,
Speaker 1: so I'm trying to might have to scalp somebody.
Speaker 2: I don't really know. Anybody up there?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 2: Really, Corey he'll pay for it. Hey, Corey, do you
Speaker 2: pay for him? No? Even though they're sold out.
Speaker 4: Can you, Zach, if you do re rank the high
Speaker 4: school arenas, can you please let me know and I'll
Speaker 4: have Matt like, maybe make sure it's all cleaned up
Speaker 4: or whatever, because he just came off probation from the
Speaker 4: last ranking. Had no idea, how.
Speaker 2: Mad when the inspectors coming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll let you up to the eight.
Speaker 2: Great with that event.
Speaker 7: If Zach put out a mostly sarcastic list and people
Speaker 7: actually lost their jobs, you.
Speaker 2: Got people fired. Well, there were there were rinks.
Speaker 1: Somebody I follow this thing sent me a picture a
Speaker 1: couple years ago when I put it out. There were
Speaker 1: rinks that when I put them in the top five
Speaker 1: or whatever. Uh printed it out and put it on
Speaker 1: the wall as a patch of honor.
Speaker 2: That's sweet.
Speaker 6: You're you're you're some kind of an official document. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it matters. It was one obviously, kay fan Arena.
Speaker 7: How do you not remember? This is the one that
Speaker 7: you voted the best?
Speaker 1: Number one was Ira Civic Center and Grand Rapids devastated.
Speaker 2: What was dead last?
Speaker 1: Dead last was TCO Sports Gardens. Wow, the Bears and
Speaker 1: the Mustangs and the Gentry Academy.
Speaker 5: Oh wonder why you play most and they're no wonder
Speaker 5: the ice?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Tommy hangs out there number sixty nine White
Speaker 1: Bear Sports Center Women and number seventy Dakota Sports Center.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Matt, Wow the problem man? Are you listening?
Speaker 2: Pat? Pat looks like a golfer fan?
Speaker 7: How many total? The one that was the last? What
Speaker 7: place was that arena? One hundred and uh forty eight
Speaker 7: and forty eight?
Speaker 2: You're a little high.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was told that there were some that had closed
Speaker 1: since I had gone there and on the ranking.
Speaker 7: So technically then there were arenas that finished behind arenas
Speaker 7: that were closed or.
Speaker 2: Had been demolished. Geez.
Speaker 7: Now, if that doesn't get somebody fired, I don't know
Speaker 7: what does poor Musky.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's still hurting from that. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: It's a smear.
Speaker 7: Yeah, ye headlines in a second is the power to
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Speaker 2: And at a home for another month.
Speaker 4: Went to that Blackhawks game a week ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great job. By the way he dropped the puckwork
Speaker 2: I've never seen before.
Speaker 4: I put a little something on it.
Speaker 2: So you did throw it more than drop it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, spun it around a little, rolled it behind my head.
Speaker 2: On ice.
Speaker 4: Yeah. In the wild were down three nothing and then
Speaker 4: came back to win in overtime. It was electric in
Speaker 4: the arena. Hockey is still a great watch when you're
Speaker 4: when your team wins, it's the best. Yeah me kids,
Speaker 4: mm hmmm they left. Yeah, get back here, Yeah, good.
Speaker 2: Get here. Ah, that's nice.
Speaker 4: The moan at the beginning of that is, ah, what
Speaker 4: was concerning finish my sentence concerned?
Speaker 3: All right, open up your mouth, put out your tongue.
Speaker 3: You definitely got chlamydia rose.
Speaker 2: Must be nothing to do with the mouth. Let's combine
Speaker 2: those you yours, you eight years, I'll hit mine ready,
Speaker 2: let's combine them.
Speaker 5: Go two three, ah.
Speaker 2: Ah ah, all the way run. M that's worse. I
Speaker 2: don't know why that that's worse.
Speaker 4: Is like an orchestra.
Speaker 2: Now it's time for why one already?
Speaker 7: M My god, get your act together, rose guy. He
Speaker 7: just relaxed as hell, getting a.
Speaker 5: Massage, cleaning staff just quitch.
Speaker 7: Alright, all right, word'll announced they are going to begin
Speaker 7: reusing words.
Speaker 5: I've never played that one time. I'd like to try it.
Speaker 7: And the New York Times paid a bazillion dollars for it,
Speaker 7: Right to buy it, lucky bastards.
Speaker 6: What a good idea surprise. They haven't reused words yet.
Speaker 6: I mean, there's only something.
Speaker 7: Let's let's chat GPT this hang on while you're doing that,
Speaker 7: do you guys want to hear a finch?
Speaker 5: Same now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's it's on them finch. What's your safe word?
Speaker 4: Noll? Eric Stolanski.
Speaker 2: According to.
Speaker 7: Google AI, approximately how many five letter words are.
Speaker 2: There in the English language. All right, so there's truck
Speaker 2: that's one. Let's count them. Stop kmart five letters?
Speaker 4: It's keep going.
Speaker 2: What isn't kmart for?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I got a christ It's okay, relax, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: made a mistake. We are.
Speaker 7: O god.
Speaker 2: When was the last time in the Twin Cities there
Speaker 2: even was a kmar?
Speaker 6: Then we make a restaurant on your corpse called Embers.
Speaker 6: That should go take a shot, though? How many five
Speaker 6: letter words in the English language. According to Yeah, well.
Speaker 1: That thing was created what six seven, eight years ago,
Speaker 1: so three, six, nine, twelve, fifteen, eighteen, twenty one, I'd
Speaker 1: say twenty four thousand words.
Speaker 2: Jesus thirty thousand.
Speaker 5: Five letter words. It was like twelve thousand.
Speaker 2: I think I did the math run.
Speaker 4: I'm even going to go seventy five thousand, yeah.
Speaker 2: Ten thousand, yeah. One word? What common usage words?
Speaker 7: Most linguistic estimates suggest that there are approximately twelve to
Speaker 7: thirteen thousand to five letter words that would be recognized
Speaker 7: in an English dictionary, But according to the Free Dictionary,
Speaker 7: they list over one hundred and fifty eight thousand potential
Speaker 7: five letter entries, So there's a whole bunch of possibilities
Speaker 7: in words, words, but common usage somewhere in the twelve
Speaker 7: to thirteen thousand range.
Speaker 2: That's nice, right.
Speaker 7: The other ones would be super obscure terms, medical jargon,
Speaker 7: specialized scientific vocabulary.
Speaker 2: Things like that, so we wouldn't use them. Words made
Speaker 2: up right.
Speaker 4: When he's high, I think the wordle crowd typically will
Speaker 4: start with the same word because they've figured out the
Speaker 4: one that uses the most different letters, and it's a it's.
Speaker 2: The rst L any of Yeah, basically a hack exactly
Speaker 2: to get possible chance.
Speaker 7: I think that would take the fun out of it though, right,
Speaker 7: wouldn't they take the fun out of it to kind
Speaker 7: of just loser proof wordal. I think it feels more
Speaker 7: fun to just take a shot in the dark and
Speaker 7: see what happens and then adjust.
Speaker 4: Just fire up a five letters yeah word just kmart
Speaker 4: the heck out of it.
Speaker 2: That's letters.
Speaker 4: Sorry Kmart with two t ease to make it five.
Speaker 5: I like to play diddle.
Speaker 2: On that also has to tease. I'm sorry, rushed.
Speaker 5: It can well.
Speaker 2: Brilliant to catch.
Speaker 7: I think he's on today with a It's like super
Speaker 7: troopers just trying to sneak in him. What if what
Speaker 7: if Stohanski asked Chris Finch to see if he gets
Speaker 7: sneaking him mew into and that's how he did it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Finches, that's a cry for help. What if God
Speaker 2: was one of us, just a stranger on a bus
Speaker 2: make his way home. You know.
Speaker 6: Osborne is still with us, I think so we would
Speaker 6: have heard about it. Pull your hands up, Joan Osborne? God, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: he loves the Osbourn's.
Speaker 2: You know she is uh, she is here. She's still here.
Speaker 2: Cape Cod potato chips sound amazing. They are. The kettle
Speaker 2: chips are off the charts there.
Speaker 7: When those things, when those sons of bitches go on
Speaker 7: sale at Costco and the like thirty cents a bag,
Speaker 7: it's just like I just go get a giant like
Speaker 7: Palte and say just give me all.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My name is Skip. Yeah, those things are so freaking good.
Speaker 2: The hell skips. He's taking my chips to my car.
Speaker 7: Anyway, the production of cape Cod chips is moving out
Speaker 7: of cape Cod. Oh, unless you look this up, this
Speaker 7: is hard to guess what company owns cape Cod potato chips.
Speaker 2: The reason I ask is it's it's kind of a strange.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have known this.
Speaker 4: And Gamble, Nibisco, uh uh, General mill Land, the late Craft.
Speaker 2: This is a let me see if you get I
Speaker 2: think you guys can get this.
Speaker 7: This is a food company, though that has nothing to
Speaker 7: do with chips from Afar.
Speaker 2: This is Cloverdale Tyson.
Speaker 8: Mix.
Speaker 6: No, Chrischrish company, Twiddlers, Yes, yeah, Clyts Coldgate.
Speaker 2: Campbell's owns cape Coil ships. No weird, Yeah okay, Chris
Speaker 2: gets weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, so Campbell is gonna move it out of
Speaker 2: case thirsty and those cattle chips are freaking good. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get them today. I just want to go to
Speaker 2: Costco with me? I would love to go. That'd be awesome.
Speaker 5: How glad are you guys that I forgot about that
Speaker 5: un till right now.
Speaker 6: That's pretty good because I would have That would be
Speaker 6: something that we would just play under rosy level. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you do want to go to Costco with me?
Speaker 2: I'll go.
Speaker 6: You know why we have to go to Costco? The
Speaker 6: kettle chips? No, because you know what's closed.
Speaker 2: Big busties embers Kmart. That's five letters. I'm well aware now,
Speaker 2: No thanks, bitch.
Speaker 7: A thirty eight year old man in California stole a
Speaker 7: pair of airplanes and flew one across two states, all
Speaker 7: while high on meth.
Speaker 2: What is he? Trevor GTA five? Gotcha? He also doesn't
Speaker 2: have a pilot's license. No, here's here's my here's my question.
Speaker 2: He didn't get up the plane's here's my question.
Speaker 7: I don't even know the answer, but I'm just asking
Speaker 7: hypothetically anyway, how do you steal two airplanes at the
Speaker 7: same time if you're flying one?
Speaker 2: Do you just hook the second one up to a trailer. Hitch.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you stole two planes?
Speaker 4: It doesn't say at the same time.
Speaker 2: No, but I assume if you're doing it because you're
Speaker 2: high on myth.
Speaker 4: Maybe you just roll it down the runway so you
Speaker 4: get to the other plane, get out of the first plane,
Speaker 4: get in the second one.
Speaker 6: Successfully flew it, though, I think they should let him
Speaker 6: keep it past two states.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he earned it. Yeah, I think he
Speaker 2: did too. Math is a hell of a drug, man,
Speaker 2: I okay, is something to do with you. How many
Speaker 2: times have you done it? What you didn't know? A
Speaker 2: fine a plane? No?
Speaker 7: I mean.
Speaker 6: It looks like I've done all the math. But no,
Speaker 6: I've never done math. No, what held you back? I've
Speaker 6: never been I don't think I've ever been in the
Speaker 6: same room as meth. Somebody feed my cat said that
Speaker 6: he wants moth.
Speaker 2: Wants.
Speaker 5: Somebody should name their cat finch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure there is. That's so good. You're right,
Speaker 2: it would have been the whole show.
Speaker 7: A man was caught taking off his clothes at Universal Studios,
Speaker 7: Hollywood on Saturday during a tram tour, and according to witnesses,
Speaker 7: he appeared to quote be under the influence.
Speaker 2: No, Tommy thought it was something else.
Speaker 5: Shocky, I didn't think it was tram.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, it's the tram tour away. Then we'll see
Speaker 2: you think she's probably untucking it Rose Rose.
Speaker 7: Italy's Trevy Fountain has launched a new ticketing system, making
Speaker 7: it the latest tourist site to charge a fee for
Speaker 7: entry and selfies. So they were saying, you know, there's
Speaker 7: millions of dollars I get. I think it's millions they
Speaker 7: get thrown into the Trevy Fountain every year.
Speaker 5: I can wish.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and now you have to pay a couple of
Speaker 7: bucks to even have access. So they're saying you essentially
Speaker 7: have to pay money to throw money away.
Speaker 2: But it's the Lord.
Speaker 7: Okay, anybody's seen Trevy Fountain. I'm looking at you too, specifically,
Speaker 7: you guys been in Italy and seeing the Trevy Fountain
Speaker 7: or not.
Speaker 2: I don't think is it in Rome? It's in uh yeah,
Speaker 2: Oh well then I probably have okay Google, Uh no.
Speaker 7: I mean there's a lot of fountains at Caesar's Palace
Speaker 7: in Las Vegas that you can throw money into.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that count for the food court. You have seen
Speaker 2: it very very big.
Speaker 7: That's all I love about That's all that's all worldly
Speaker 7: of a traveler. Max is He's seen the most famous
Speaker 7: fountain in the world, and it's like, oh, yeah, whatever
Speaker 7: I walked past.
Speaker 5: I've seen some other fountains that are famous as well.
Speaker 2: It might be fun. It was pretty fun, and you
Speaker 2: do have to pay to take a selfie too.
Speaker 7: From forty nine year old guy has launched a year
Speaker 7: of isolation project. It's like, come on, man, I've been
Speaker 7: doing this for years. He's gonna stay locked inside of
Speaker 7: one room for three hundred and sixty five days and
Speaker 7: he's three weeks in.
Speaker 2: My name is Skip, Skip, Skip, Get out of it.
Speaker 2: His name is Skip. My name is Skip.
Speaker 8: I'm forty nine years old and I'm starting something today
Speaker 8: that scares me a little. On January tenth, I'm locking
Speaker 8: myself into this room for an entire year. I'm doing
Speaker 8: this because I'm tired of being the version of myself
Speaker 8: that avoids hard things. One goal is simple. By the
Speaker 8: end of the year, I want to do one perfect
Speaker 8: pull up. The pull up is the proof, but the
Speaker 8: real goal is rebuilding who I am from the ground up.
Speaker 8: This is day minus seventy I'm starting the preparation.
Speaker 2: Now there you go.
Speaker 7: You know, it's weird. When I was reading this story,
Speaker 7: I was like, this is kind of interesting, what a
Speaker 7: cool thing. And then I started he started talking, and
Speaker 7: I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Care what this guy does. My name is Skip. I
Speaker 2: don't know. His voice like made me care less. Weird
Speaker 2: my name is Skip.
Speaker 7: Especially I'm trying to do one perfect pull up and
Speaker 7: move on. Boy, you're forty nine, and that's.
Speaker 2: It's not totally a low.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, man, that seems like the opposite
Speaker 3: of what you should do, right, Yeah, get out and
Speaker 3: see the world by what I know?
Speaker 5: Right what? I don't know anything.
Speaker 4: Also, if you're locking yourself into a room for a year,
Speaker 4: that one room better have everything you need. A studio
Speaker 4: apartment is one room.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean, you gotta sleep, you gotta eat, you gotta
Speaker 4: body things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta have a shower, you gotta have a toilet,
Speaker 2: you gotta have you got couple of magazines.
Speaker 5: That's what neighbors said about him.
Speaker 4: He's the fastest Jack and Jefferson KALKI what movie Roundhog
Speaker 4: that had a little Moira Rose too.
Speaker 5: He's the fastest jack in Jefferson County.
Speaker 4: He's the fastest jack in Jefferson County.
Speaker 7: Nice practiced Phil Connor's great movie. Yeah, your reaction to awful?
Speaker 4: Awful, awful. I adore her, and I will find myself
Speaker 4: watching clips of Bleep's Creek, and especially now after Catherine
Speaker 4: O'Hara died. Then I'll just see something on Instagram and
Speaker 4: I'll turn the volume up and watch it. Now, it's
Speaker 4: every other clip on my reel is Moira Rose saying something,
Speaker 4: and I watched them all and I laugh at them all,
Speaker 4: Like the episode where the a guy rented a hotel
Speaker 4: room and then he died, and Moira's line of does
Speaker 4: anyone know how this man expired? That's all I did.
Speaker 4: First of all, she says expired for someone who died,
Speaker 4: and she says how with like three syllables. She's like,
Speaker 4: does anyone know how this man expired?
Speaker 2: And then she thinks she's a blame because she gave
Speaker 2: him tail and all or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just a great, great show and she was
Speaker 4: a huge reason why.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: She was really sad.
Speaker 7: Hired to be a cast member on season six of
Speaker 7: Saturday Night Live, but lasted only one week and resigned
Speaker 7: before appearing even on a single episode all that season,
Speaker 7: so was never on really airing between nineteen eighty and
Speaker 7: nineteen eighty one. She did that because then she could
Speaker 7: continue to perform as a cast member on the Canadian
Speaker 7: comedy Sketch Show SCTV.
Speaker 2: So she picked SCTV over a young SNL.
Speaker 7: Wow. It worked out for her, it really did. She
Speaker 7: did return eight years later making a cameo bumbablo, Oh
Speaker 7: sorry not eight years later, eight h late, and then
Speaker 7: eighty No. Ninety eight and she was the host in
Speaker 7: April of ninety one. So she's been on a couple
Speaker 7: of times, I guess hosted and a cameos.
Speaker 4: She's one of those people that comedy just comes so naturally.
Speaker 4: It's the delivery, it's the facial reaction, it's all. It's
Speaker 4: the rhythm of it. Like she I think that's comedy.
Speaker 4: Something I saw over the weekend. I think she has
Speaker 4: eight seven to eight siblings, and her thing was is
Speaker 4: she had to get it in quickly, like she had
Speaker 4: to say something funny before because she would just go
Speaker 4: on heard because there were so many people in those
Speaker 4: the wine tasting episode when they're naming them she's choosing
Speaker 4: the wine to be named after getting notes of tomato.
Speaker 2: This would taste like a Maxis Syllan. It's such a
Speaker 2: good life. It's so. My name is Skip Skip luck
Speaker 2: with your pull up? Ny, where's your cat? Sawesome? Yes, sir,
Speaker 2: Let's say there was a ten thousand dollars bet. Cat
Speaker 2: almost got sanctioned for a second.
Speaker 7: Ten thousand dollars of your money versus ten thousand dollars
Speaker 7: of one of us, Okay, And the bet was how
Speaker 7: long it would take you to train to do a
Speaker 7: pull up?
Speaker 2: How much time would you need? Probably a full year.
Speaker 7: Do you think you could do if you we said
Speaker 7: by February third of next year? No, ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 7: Bet you do a pull up from a dead hang
Speaker 7: all the way to getting your chin over the bar.
Speaker 5: There's a bigger chance he'll be wearing a pull up by.
Speaker 2: Next I don't think so. I've never been able to
Speaker 2: do one. But you have a year to train. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't have the work ethic to do one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: probably not, not even to win ten K. I don't know, man.
Speaker 6: But if it was fifty k, yeah, probably I could,
Speaker 6: but you would have to put up fifty k if
Speaker 6: you fail. Yeah, sure, if that was like my main focus.
Speaker 6: But I have other things to focus on now, like
Speaker 6: what well, my wife, my kiddo, hockey's fake. Can't watch
Speaker 6: you try doing pull ups? You could train?
Speaker 2: I don't know, have you. I'm not being mean, have
Speaker 2: you ever done one? I mean in high school. I
Speaker 2: don't think I've done a pull up since. I could
Speaker 2: never do one.
Speaker 4: No, a pull up from a dead hang right now
Speaker 4: as an adult would be very for great, right, that's
Speaker 4: for the kids. I've got a sturdy base, so it's I.
Speaker 4: They at the state Fair when they have like the
Speaker 4: National Guard has their little recruiting booth and army and
Speaker 4: stuff in that that area they have pull up bars,
Speaker 4: and kids like the eight year olds would just hop
Speaker 4: up there and about ten of them, But adults it
Speaker 4: is rare. Like you need to have a ripped man
Speaker 4: to be able to do a.
Speaker 2: Legit pull up, Like do you think Star could do one? Yeah? Probably? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What about Labor calm down? I bet Libor could yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I bet Hawk.
Speaker 4: You are probably not that far up.
Speaker 5: I do them all time.
Speaker 2: Really, see there you go from.
Speaker 4: A dead hang? How many not very many? But you
Speaker 4: can get three four or five.
Speaker 5: It's part of my work out of discover strength.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: When I first started there, I couldn't do it any.
Speaker 2: All, see, and he figured it out, Sauce you could
Speaker 2: do it if you had a year. We owe him ten. No,
Speaker 2: we didn't make a bet and he'd lose them.
Speaker 6: That's awesome, Hawk, that's great for you, For you ladies
Speaker 6: and gentlemen, Can I please have your attention?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 7: So this happens once in a while where something will
Speaker 7: happen in the world, and then everybody that likes the
Speaker 7: Power Trip Morning Show and some people that hate it
Speaker 7: tweet at us and say, well, there's three and a
Speaker 7: half hours of content tomorrow because they just know, yes,
Speaker 7: it's a Power Trip story. And yesterday, I'm sure a
Speaker 7: lot of you saw this. We got tweeted this, I
Speaker 7: think one point six billion times. If you didn't, I read.
Speaker 7: Surgeons at a hospital in France were performing a procedure
Speaker 7: on a patient when they discovered a World War One
Speaker 7: shell inside of a patient's rectum.
Speaker 2: Naturally, they damn near killed them. They were a little concerned.
Speaker 7: It caused brief panic because it was a World War
Speaker 7: One shell, prompting an emergency evacuation. They had to call
Speaker 7: in the bomb squad and everything else happened last Saturday.
Speaker 7: The guy was just twenty four years old, and he
Speaker 7: had been complaining of discomfort quote due to an object
Speaker 7: that he inserted into his backside.
Speaker 2: Wow, so yes, so yes, pee wee.
Speaker 7: He intentionally crammed a World War One shell up there
Speaker 7: and it got stuck and it had.
Speaker 5: To be so glad. He didn't say I must have
Speaker 5: sat on something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, or slipped yeah right, flat out said he did
Speaker 6: it himself. He's the number one pick and Tommy's draft.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, what.
Speaker 2: Keep your World War memorabilia out of your behind?
Speaker 4: To live by that?
Speaker 2: Yep? He wondered. Sauce, do you have any ask jokes
Speaker 2: you'd like to do?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: Not one knock If I give you seven point four
Speaker 7: to seven seconds to come up with one, can you sure?
Speaker 6: What an assload? Thank you, Martie. I know they're not
Speaker 6: allowed to laugh at me but with me or even pretend,
Speaker 6: but thank you. It's funny joke. Zach had said, Corey
Speaker 6: would have pissed his pants see London, I see France,
Speaker 6: I see a mortar up your pants?
Speaker 2: Better than assload. No, it's not. It's funny joke. Okay,
Speaker 2: I've heard of more her, not more turds.
Speaker 4: You're just really going down that mortar road.
Speaker 2: It's a stretch, but you should see his stretch.
Speaker 6: Okay, what.
Speaker 7: McDonald's is gonna have McNugget caviar? What for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 7: And apparently I don't know why they're calling it like
Speaker 7: McNuggets because it is just a McNugget branded tin. But
Speaker 7: otherwise it's just normal caviar. I've never had caviar, obviously,
Speaker 7: I never will.
Speaker 5: I think they're thinking you spread it on the McNuggets.
Speaker 5: Oh maybe I think that's right.
Speaker 2: Oh gross. Oh boy.
Speaker 7: So here's a weird sentence. But I'm gonna read it
Speaker 7: because apparently this is true. McDonald's apparently is not pulling
Speaker 7: this idea out of just nowhere. It blew up back
Speaker 7: in twenty twenty four after a video went viral of
Speaker 7: Rihanna doing it. Oh my god, So Rihanna was having
Speaker 7: McNuggets with caviar. I mean, she's a billionaire.
Speaker 2: What is she doing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I must like to taste.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I've bet it tastes pretty good. I don't know what
Speaker 5: is caviar fish eggs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, which is how are they doing that on
Speaker 2: a fast food level? I don't know. Great question, good
Speaker 2: ques the knockoff?
Speaker 4: Do we want to know what it is?
Speaker 6: Hmmm?
Speaker 2: Involve the mortar? And it was okay. I didn't like it.
Speaker 6: But you tried caviar from McDonald I didn't know what
Speaker 6: it was after I had it, because I just looked
Speaker 6: like a little.
Speaker 2: Thought.
Speaker 6: It was like taka vr. But you won't eat a
Speaker 6: cream filled donut.
Speaker 1: I mean I'll eat the cream filled done it, and
Speaker 1: then I'll spit it out because of all that cream
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: I got uncomfortable. I want the show to be over.
Speaker 3: What do.
Speaker 4: I have tried caviar once as well.
Speaker 2: It was fine.
Speaker 4: It was just like kind of a salty little.
Speaker 2: Balls this show. And I don't even mean just for today, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean permanently.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'd rather just put salt on it.
Speaker 6: That's why I tried it, because it was Gavin served
Speaker 6: it up. You guys know Gavin, right, Mars, let's say
Speaker 6: it's doing his part, got to come and put on if.
Speaker 2: Matthias brought you to McDonald's for.
Speaker 7: Whatever his name is for for Valentine's Day and said
Speaker 7: caviar and McNuggets, this is your romantic Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Then are your thoughts?
Speaker 4: Well, wouldn't be far off, honestly, did.
Speaker 2: I just give him the best idea he's ever had.
Speaker 4: I can't remember the last time we recognized Valentine's Day
Speaker 4: a little on the butt or something.
Speaker 2: Wo, it's okay to recognize just being like with.
Speaker 4: A gift or like flowers or it's more.
Speaker 2: Well played, Corey. That was just for you.
Speaker 4: You know that?
Speaker 2: Do you know that inside joke?
Speaker 7: We're on the same We're on the same team. Yeah,
Speaker 7: what's wrong with the little pat on the boat? We're
Speaker 7: all on the same team.
Speaker 2: You don't know this one.
Speaker 4: I don't know that joke. And I also don't want
Speaker 4: you guys.
Speaker 7: To pat me on the butt exactly what. We would
Speaker 7: not do that, But we would not do that. Yeah,
Speaker 7: we'll tell you other people, we'll tell you.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you to.
Speaker 7: Listeners love that, but they know they probably know it
Speaker 7: doesn't matter anyway. Yeah, no, I don't know. You know,
Speaker 7: Valentine's Day is Valentine's Day whatever it is. It a
Speaker 7: Saturday this week or this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Saturday.
Speaker 4: I mean it's a it isn't It's a nice day
Speaker 4: to just make sure your partner knows you have love
Speaker 4: and affection for that person. And it doesn't have to
Speaker 4: be in the form of roses, but it can. Remember
Speaker 4: when you said to be in a form of chocolate.
Speaker 3: But I can remember when you said that voicemail you
Speaker 3: and Matt last Valentine's Day, No I count.
Speaker 5: And remember I had to call the cops from Matt.
Speaker 2: Where to leave him? Why? Like a warehouse? You guys
Speaker 2: pretending to obay, where were you pretending to be?
Speaker 4: But if I got a bag of Lindor dark chocolate, Yeah, now.
Speaker 2: We're talking, I mean listening Mark, Yeah.
Speaker 4: That would be outstanding. If anyone is looking to court
Speaker 4: me this fountains day.
Speaker 7: So not Matt, though, if anybody else is looking to
Speaker 7: court you gonna buy no no cave in McNuggets.
Speaker 2: You want Lindor correct.
Speaker 4: And he'd be like my first choice. But if he's
Speaker 4: willing to go to Target and get him.
Speaker 6: So, well, if he listened to it, he probably turned
Speaker 6: the channel three hours ago, so I doubt he heard
Speaker 6: the whole chocolate running the seventieth r exactly exactly well, guys,
Speaker 6: we made it.
Speaker 2: The show's over and uh, that was fun. That was
Speaker 2: that was fun. But to be honest, I watch you
Speaker 2: again for the rest of my whole life. Next to you,
Speaker 2: Friday morning, I have a wader for day.
Speaker 5: The sun is shining. Let's make the most of this month.
Speaker 5: I look it by everybody