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<v Speaker 1>And hey, one of one of a kind performance for

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<v Speaker 3>All right, now, it's officially the eight o'clock hour, and

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<v Speaker 3>get serious. Now things are things are for real now

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<v Speaker 3>it's happening.

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<v Speaker 4>Buckle down now, we're buckled down over here at this joint.

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<v Speaker 5>Marns.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you the new CEO of Disney.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't checked my email this morning, but no.

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<v Speaker 5>Fifty four year old Josh Tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you were going to say.

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<v Speaker 3>Du Mail has been with the company since nineteen ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 3>He's now the new CEO after Bob Iger's just been announced.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He's currently the chairman of Disney Experiences, the division that

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<v Speaker 3>includes the company's theme parks and cruises.

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<v Speaker 5>And that position is open.

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<v Speaker 2>Is zecha, Zach. That's your spot. That's your Spotzach. This

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<v Speaker 2>is your moment.

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<v Speaker 5>Your moment.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it gonna hurt that I don't have a business

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<v Speaker 6>degree such your sofar?

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<v Speaker 2>It might help any degree.

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<v Speaker 5>He didn't speak like that.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm sure at the shareholders meeting when you're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>excited to be here, is.

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<v Speaker 2>Invest in our company more?

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<v Speaker 3>But nobody loves the theme parks more than you. Have

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<v Speaker 3>you been on one of the cruises? I have not

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<v Speaker 3>any of your family ever.

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<v Speaker 1>No, my mom's very uh sea like, not seasick, but

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<v Speaker 1>like she's got motion sickness, so be a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so, but but she goes on rides. Uh. Has

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<v Speaker 2>she ever been on Pirates of the Caribbean? Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>Has she ever been on the whatever? He used to

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<v Speaker 7>be twenty thousand leagues under the sea? Now it's like

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<v Speaker 7>Nemo's Adventures.

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<v Speaker 2>Not done that one though. Yeah, Jack Sparrow, what's that? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what? Sausa's grandma's favorite ride.

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<v Speaker 2>Was amazing hot lot. See that's funny. Well, thanks, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been to Disney we know rush. Oh, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>That's because your dad was too busy getting work done,

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<v Speaker 2>being a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 5>And paying for the groceries you were eating.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking a beating today.

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<v Speaker 5>Where's your grandma?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, she's been dead for like twenty years, having brother,

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks Joel's.

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<v Speaker 2>Time for fine on the power trip.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I would have said somebody else, But all right,

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<v Speaker 7>just this jokes inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody is texting the sand for the first time after

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<v Speaker 2>you opened.

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<v Speaker 7>This seed the six four six eighty six, the bransh

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<v Speaker 7>iron Land text line.

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<v Speaker 2>This is inappropriate. Come on, what is it?

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<v Speaker 7>Apparently your grandmother's favorite ride at Disney was Splash Mountain.

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<v Speaker 8>That so.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop texting stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, the first time you ever opened the text line

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<v Speaker 6>that happened to show up.

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<v Speaker 7>I love how over the years I've been ripped. Abbot's

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<v Speaker 7>ripped me like, why don't you check the email? Why

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<v Speaker 7>don't you check the text line?

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<v Speaker 2>And then the last couple of weeks, sick man, you

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<v Speaker 2>were ahead of the curve them. I told you.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I told you, smart man. Just don't engage, just

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<v Speaker 7>do your show and go home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. See, Rosie gets it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Well, there was one time we glad, We're glad

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<v Speaker 6>you had it open. That was one of the last

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<v Speaker 6>times I had it open.

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<v Speaker 5>I think that's the word glad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably the no. But you still have. Hue has

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<v Speaker 2>all the pictures.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's Franklin delan A Roosevelt on Sausa's grandma.

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<v Speaker 3>I shocked its accent.

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<v Speaker 2>Was FDR's accident?

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<v Speaker 5>Anything else?

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<v Speaker 2>I shagged a routin baby?

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<v Speaker 7>What kind?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess? I told you. I told you there's no

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<v Speaker 2>way at forty yard died in nineteen forty five.

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<v Speaker 3>Ja.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, he was a shagging wagon.

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<v Speaker 7>So she had some fireside checks with Did you say

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<v Speaker 7>she was born in nineteen nineteen, Yeah, timeline checks out.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, So she was still married in nineteen forty That

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<v Speaker 6>doesn't stop FDR.

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<v Speaker 2>So so he went through two D days? What wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>with your grandma? The hell was T day?

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<v Speaker 5>Is every day for your grandma?

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Again?

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<v Speaker 2>Or stutterers?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh that's good core, thank you, funny thanks man. By

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<v Speaker 7>the way, that wasn't my joke. Somebody texted that six

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<v Speaker 7>four six eighty six.

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<v Speaker 2>That's inappropriate. O. Hawks, don my speakle matter? What hawk?

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<v Speaker 2>Notice how you did the fecal matter joke? In the

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<v Speaker 2>whole room went silent? Go last weekend?

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<v Speaker 7>Outstanding? Oh you're outstanding. Did you do a new material? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>give us a preview. What did that sound like?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you have to come see it in man Cato

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<v Speaker 2>on uh February twenty first Man Ballroom dot Com. Great spot,

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<v Speaker 2>right hogs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, man, I love that play. I'm glad you're playing there.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that place, man, Yeah, awesome, Yeah, Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 3>time for fans.

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<v Speaker 5>He played that near mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 7>Super Bowl sixty is Sunday at five thirty. The Pro

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<v Speaker 7>Bowl Games is tonight. Can't wait and say it's on

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<v Speaker 7>this station tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>What Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Hawk asked for it in case he had to go

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<v Speaker 6>outside or run errands tonight and he wanted to hear it.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you got so many a Greece on on the

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<v Speaker 4>old tonight?

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<v Speaker 6>I may be wrong, and I am a lot and

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<v Speaker 6>if I am, all of you will point it out.

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<v Speaker 6>I think all of it went down this weekend. I

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<v Speaker 6>think it's like tape, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>I better not be better not be airing taped play

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<v Speaker 1>by play then on the what's wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>I believe it's recorded in this digital age.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's guaranteed human. What does it matter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a brilliant move by west Wood One to have

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<v Speaker 1>an excuse to get a free trip to Orlando.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm jealous. We should go cover right, disney Land.

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<v Speaker 4>Or World World World or r L.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, Martin, this is stupid, but I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 7>This is an actual sports question. Oh here, in a

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<v Speaker 7>show that's been ridiculous today, have an actual sports question.

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<v Speaker 7>And this isn't my take. I just saw somebody else

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<v Speaker 7>say this, and I'm like, that makes a lot of sense. Actually,

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<v Speaker 7>you know in the NBA, now we're doing this World

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<v Speaker 7>versus the USA whatever garbage? Right, yes, in the NBA

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<v Speaker 7>for the All Star Game, for the All Star Game.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh sorry, this is my this is jumping off the

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<v Speaker 7>pay bowls. Sorry, all Star Game? Right, USA or the World?

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<v Speaker 4>Trying something new?

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, like Kawhi Leonard didn't make the All

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<v Speaker 2>Star Games.

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<v Speaker 7>Like every year there's a snub or two and people

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<v Speaker 7>are going, man, Lebron just got on because a legacy,

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<v Speaker 7>Kawhi is having a better year than Lebron and blah

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<v Speaker 7>blah blah blah blah. Well, somebody brought up the point

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<v Speaker 7>like with a new format, why the hell are we

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<v Speaker 7>doing Eastern Conference in Western Conference anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Like why can't we just have the twenty four best players?

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<v Speaker 7>That the fact that some players don't make the cut

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<v Speaker 7>because there's a logjam in your conference. They're like, why

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<v Speaker 7>is it conference related anymore? And that should be thrown

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<v Speaker 7>out moving forward your thoughts.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't disagree with that. Maybe one big change at

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<v Speaker 4>a time is enough, and maybe that will be the

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<v Speaker 4>next one. I don't know the answer. I haven't spent

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<v Speaker 4>enough time thinking about it, but you know I will tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're watching the Pro Bowl. Exactly.

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<v Speaker 7>Wouldn't this be better if there weren't Eastern and Western

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<v Speaker 7>conferences in the NBA?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, but that is still how the entire league is separated.

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<v Speaker 4>That is still how the entire playoffs work. That is

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<v Speaker 4>how the finals work. I mean the WN went away.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't do West East anymore. They do one through

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<v Speaker 4>eight I think, and those are teams.

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<v Speaker 2>I threw that out a week or two ago.

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<v Speaker 7>Even when it comes to the NFL that at some

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<v Speaker 7>point when it comes to the postseason, why are we

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<v Speaker 7>always splitting it up?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we talked the best teams a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 4>ago because of the wild and their situation in their

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<v Speaker 4>not not even East West, but within their division, a division,

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<v Speaker 4>and how that should be. That sounds archaic that you're

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<v Speaker 4>caught up in a with two other teams and therefore

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<v Speaker 4>that's going to cost you in the playoffs. Who cares

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<v Speaker 4>about a division and to do? In the NFL? We do,

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<v Speaker 4>don't we?

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<v Speaker 1>And divisions were created in a time where you know,

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<v Speaker 1>these weren't billion dollar leagues where you know, you did

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<v Speaker 1>have to kind of worry about travel budgets and everything

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Without that, I guess, strain and then being

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<v Speaker 1>able to fly whenever and plan this out you could have.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you could have a thirty two team

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<v Speaker 1>league and just go top whatever make the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>And again, the NHL should absolutely be the first to

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<v Speaker 7>do what the p WHL does, which is let the

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<v Speaker 7>teams draft or select their opponent in the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be epic, that could be super interested.

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<v Speaker 4>Great, I would add a little bit of juice.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't it really would?

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<v Speaker 7>And again it's all about TV, right, you could broadcast

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<v Speaker 7>the hell out of that, make it look super cool.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, what a better way to They're doing this

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<v Speaker 7>to start rivalries right, making sure you play your division

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<v Speaker 7>in round one. That was the idea of the NHL

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<v Speaker 7>switching to this is make sure you run into your

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<v Speaker 7>division rivals as often as possible and build those rivalries.

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<v Speaker 2>What better way to build bad blood.

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<v Speaker 7>Than having a team call another team out and be like,

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<v Speaker 7>we want you in round one.

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<v Speaker 2>That'll piss you off. That's definition bulletin board material.

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<v Speaker 1>You get picked, oh man in the betting on who

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<v Speaker 1>the number one pick is going to be?

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<v Speaker 2>And soft and it's going to be plush. What's the

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<v Speaker 2>thread count? Good? Maybe a little a little firm there?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh go?

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<v Speaker 7>For women's basketball is red hot. They won four straight.

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<v Speaker 7>They are at number ten Iowa on Thursday. We're still a.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple of days away from that.

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<v Speaker 7>But I'm just going to compare and contrast the men

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<v Speaker 7>and the women, because the men are going the wrong

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<v Speaker 7>direction three the women are going the right way. Seven

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<v Speaker 7>regular season Big Ten games left for the women. But

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<v Speaker 7>if you look at the old others receiving votes in

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<v Speaker 7>the old AP voting, sure the Gopher women would be

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<v Speaker 7>ranked thirtieth right now.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're just outside the top twenty five.

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<v Speaker 7>So they are in NCAA team in the making, or

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<v Speaker 7>if we can just keep this thing going. They are

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<v Speaker 7>sixteen and six overall, seven and four in the Big Ten,

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<v Speaker 7>but again at number ten Iowa on Thursday, speaking of

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<v Speaker 7>number ten, that's exactly what the men are facing. They

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<v Speaker 7>have number ten Michigan State tomorrow night, six o'clock at

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<v Speaker 7>the Barn. Michigan State is nineteen and three. The Gopher

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<v Speaker 7>men have nine regular season Big Ten games to go.

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<v Speaker 7>They've lost seven straight shorthanded. They're working their ass off.

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<v Speaker 7>They just don't have the talent. They don't have the depth.

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<v Speaker 5>But working people with bigger hands.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and I don't know, functioning legs and not have

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<v Speaker 7>torn acls and achilles or whatever else we have that'll

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<v Speaker 7>help functional players.

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<v Speaker 1>Losing by like one score like it's uh competitive. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good foundation. Cno.

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<v Speaker 7>Even the game that got blowed on uh uh uh

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<v Speaker 7>the Nebraska game where it was the second half blowouts.

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<v Speaker 7>They played super well in the first half, had a

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<v Speaker 7>lead against the number seven team at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do? Yeah, what are you gonna do? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Pat gets it. Pat probably goes to half the game.

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<v Speaker 6>He probably does fight like, hell yeah, Pat man. I

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<v Speaker 6>haven't been to a Gopher game in a long time.

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<v Speaker 7>Hockey's been more recentigned I've never been to a Gopher

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<v Speaker 7>hockey game. I kiddo went to one over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 7>That was the one that was like eight to four

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<v Speaker 7>where the Gophers slaughtered. It was Wisconsins go for Hockey's

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<v Speaker 7>eight plus never been. It's wonderful cool arena fun times.

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<v Speaker 7>It has to be cool otherwise. The ice melt task Man,

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<v Speaker 7>who whatever his name is, Musky, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Manager of the seventieth ranked arena in the state of Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 7>Those rankings concrete? Are those solidified? Are you ever gonna?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the problem is I had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>every single one and operate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little different.

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<v Speaker 7>It was a whole scientific scale re release the updated

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<v Speaker 7>rankings though that was like years ago, right, But.

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<v Speaker 2>They got to go and I got to go back

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<v Speaker 2>to all the ranks and it takes time to do

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one pilots and driver on the stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to Deluth this weekend, so I'll go

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<v Speaker 1>out the new Hermantown rink and.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you.

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<v Speaker 8>That?

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<v Speaker 4>And are you going to see Duluth in North Dakota

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<v Speaker 4>they're playing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying like a Saturday night. The tickets are sold out,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm trying to might have to scalp somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really know. Anybody up there?

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<v Speaker 4>Cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Corey he'll pay for it. Hey, Corey, do you

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<v Speaker 2>pay for him? No? Even though they're sold out.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you, Zach, if you do re rank the high

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<v Speaker 4>school arenas, can you please let me know and I'll

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<v Speaker 4>have Matt like, maybe make sure it's all cleaned up

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<v Speaker 4>or whatever, because he just came off probation from the

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<v Speaker 4>last ranking. Had no idea, how.

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<v Speaker 2>Mad when the inspectors coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll let you up to the eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Great with that event.

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<v Speaker 7>If Zach put out a mostly sarcastic list and people

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<v Speaker 7>actually lost their jobs, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Got people fired. Well, there were there were rinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody I follow this thing sent me a picture a

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<v Speaker 1>couple years ago when I put it out. There were

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<v Speaker 1>rinks that when I put them in the top five

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Uh printed it out and put it on

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<v Speaker 1>the wall as a patch of honor.

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<v Speaker 2>That's sweet.

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<v Speaker 6>You're you're you're some kind of an official document. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>it matters. It was one obviously, kay fan Arena.

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<v Speaker 7>How do you not remember? This is the one that

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<v Speaker 7>you voted the best?

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<v Speaker 1>Number one was Ira Civic Center and Grand Rapids devastated.

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<v Speaker 2>What was dead last?

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<v Speaker 1>Dead last was TCO Sports Gardens. Wow, the Bears and

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<v Speaker 1>the Mustangs and the Gentry Academy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wonder why you play most and they're no wonder

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<v Speaker 5>the ice?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, Tommy hangs out there number sixty nine White

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<v Speaker 1>Bear Sports Center Women and number seventy Dakota Sports Center.

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, Matt, Wow the problem man? Are you listening?

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<v Speaker 2>Pat? Pat looks like a golfer fan?

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<v Speaker 7>How many total? The one that was the last? What

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<v Speaker 7>place was that arena? One hundred and uh forty eight

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<v Speaker 7>and forty eight?

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<v Speaker 2>You're a little high.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was told that there were some that had closed

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<v Speaker 1>since I had gone there and on the ranking.

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<v Speaker 7>So technically then there were arenas that finished behind arenas

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<v Speaker 7>that were closed or.

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<v Speaker 2>Had been demolished. Geez.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, if that doesn't get somebody fired, I don't know

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<v Speaker 7>what does poor Musky.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, he's still hurting from that. I gotta be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a smear.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, ye headlines in a second is the power to

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<v Speaker 7>Morning Joe. Marnie Gillander is here. It's Tuesday on the fan,

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<v Speaker 7>Wild fans, this is yours season.

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<v Speaker 1>Experience the energy, the goals and the unforgettable moments, said

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<v Speaker 1>slash tickets a cheer on the Wild this season, got

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<v Speaker 2>And at a home for another month.

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<v Speaker 4>Went to that Blackhawks game a week ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, great job. By the way he dropped the puckwork

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen before.

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<v Speaker 4>I put a little something on it.

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<v Speaker 2>So you did throw it more than drop it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, spun it around a little, rolled it behind my head.

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<v Speaker 2>On ice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. In the wild were down three nothing and then

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<v Speaker 4>came back to win in overtime. It was electric in

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<v Speaker 4>the arena. Hockey is still a great watch when you're

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<v Speaker 4>when your team wins, it's the best. Yeah me kids,

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<v Speaker 4>mm hmmm they left. Yeah, get back here, Yeah, good.

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<v Speaker 2>Get here. Ah, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 4>The moan at the beginning of that is, ah, what

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<v Speaker 4>was concerning finish my sentence concerned?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, open up your mouth, put out your tongue.

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<v Speaker 3>You definitely got chlamydia rose.

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<v Speaker 2>Must be nothing to do with the mouth. Let's combine

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<v Speaker 2>those you yours, you eight years, I'll hit mine ready,

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<v Speaker 2>let's combine them.

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<v Speaker 5>Go two three, ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah ah, all the way run. M that's worse. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know why that that's worse.

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<v Speaker 4>Is like an orchestra.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's time for why one already?

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<v Speaker 7>M My god, get your act together, rose guy. He

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<v Speaker 7>just relaxed as hell, getting a.

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<v Speaker 5>Massage, cleaning staff just quitch.

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<v Speaker 7>Alright, all right, word'll announced they are going to begin

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<v Speaker 7>reusing words.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never played that one time. I'd like to try it.

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<v Speaker 7>And the New York Times paid a bazillion dollars for it,

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<v Speaker 7>Right to buy it, lucky bastards.

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<v Speaker 6>What a good idea surprise. They haven't reused words yet.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, there's only something.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's let's chat GPT this hang on while you're doing that,

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<v Speaker 7>do you guys want to hear a finch?

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<v Speaker 5>Same now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's it's on them finch. What's your safe word?

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<v Speaker 4>Noll? Eric Stolanski.

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<v Speaker 2>According to.

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<v Speaker 7>Google AI, approximately how many five letter words are.

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<v Speaker 2>There in the English language. All right, so there's truck

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<v Speaker 2>that's one. Let's count them. Stop kmart five letters?

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<v Speaker 4>It's keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>What isn't kmart for?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a christ It's okay, relax, I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 2>made a mistake. We are.

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<v Speaker 7>O god.

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<v Speaker 2>When was the last time in the Twin Cities there

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<v Speaker 2>even was a kmar?

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<v Speaker 6>Then we make a restaurant on your corpse called Embers.

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<v Speaker 6>That should go take a shot, though? How many five

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<v Speaker 6>letter words in the English language. According to Yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 1>That thing was created what six seven, eight years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>so three, six, nine, twelve, fifteen, eighteen, twenty one, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>say twenty four thousand words.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus thirty thousand.

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<v Speaker 5>Five letter words. It was like twelve thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I did the math run.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm even going to go seventy five thousand, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten thousand, yeah. One word? What common usage words?

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<v Speaker 7>Most linguistic estimates suggest that there are approximately twelve to

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<v Speaker 7>thirteen thousand to five letter words that would be recognized

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<v Speaker 7>in an English dictionary, But according to the Free Dictionary,

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<v Speaker 7>they list over one hundred and fifty eight thousand potential

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<v Speaker 7>five letter entries, So there's a whole bunch of possibilities

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<v Speaker 7>in words, words, but common usage somewhere in the twelve

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<v Speaker 7>to thirteen thousand range.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice, right.

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<v Speaker 7>The other ones would be super obscure terms, medical jargon,

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<v Speaker 7>specialized scientific vocabulary.

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<v Speaker 2>Things like that, so we wouldn't use them. Words made

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<v Speaker 2>up right.

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<v Speaker 4>When he's high, I think the wordle crowd typically will

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<v Speaker 4>start with the same word because they've figured out the

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<v Speaker 4>one that uses the most different letters, and it's a it's.

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<v Speaker 2>The rst L any of Yeah, basically a hack exactly

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<v Speaker 2>to get possible chance.

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<v Speaker 7>I think that would take the fun out of it though, right,

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<v Speaker 7>wouldn't they take the fun out of it to kind

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<v Speaker 7>of just loser proof wordal. I think it feels more

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<v Speaker 7>fun to just take a shot in the dark and

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<v Speaker 7>see what happens and then adjust.

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<v Speaker 4>Just fire up a five letters yeah word just kmart

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<v Speaker 4>the heck out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's letters.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry Kmart with two t ease to make it five.

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<v Speaker 5>I like to play diddle.

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<v Speaker 2>On that also has to tease. I'm sorry, rushed.

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<v Speaker 5>It can well.

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<v Speaker 2>Brilliant to catch.

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<v Speaker 7>I think he's on today with a It's like super

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<v Speaker 7>troopers just trying to sneak in him. What if what

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<v Speaker 7>if Stohanski asked Chris Finch to see if he gets

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<v Speaker 7>sneaking him mew into and that's how he did it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Finches, that's a cry for help. What if God

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<v Speaker 2>was one of us, just a stranger on a bus

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<v Speaker 2>make his way home. You know.

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<v Speaker 6>Osborne is still with us, I think so we would

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<v Speaker 6>have heard about it. Pull your hands up, Joan Osborne? God, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>he loves the Osbourn's.

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<v Speaker 2>You know she is uh, she is here. She's still here.

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<v Speaker 2>Cape Cod potato chips sound amazing. They are. The kettle

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<v Speaker 2>chips are off the charts there.

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<v Speaker 7>When those things, when those sons of bitches go on

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<v Speaker 7>sale at Costco and the like thirty cents a bag,

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<v Speaker 7>it's just like I just go get a giant like

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<v Speaker 7>Palte and say just give me all.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Skip. Yeah, those things are so freaking good.

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<v Speaker 2>The hell skips. He's taking my chips to my car.

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<v Speaker 7>Anyway, the production of cape Cod chips is moving out

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<v Speaker 7>of cape Cod. Oh, unless you look this up, this

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<v Speaker 7>is hard to guess what company owns cape Cod potato chips.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason I ask is it's it's kind of a strange.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't have known this.

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<v Speaker 4>And Gamble, Nibisco, uh uh, General mill Land, the late Craft.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a let me see if you get I

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<v Speaker 2>think you guys can get this.

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<v Speaker 7>This is a food company, though that has nothing to

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<v Speaker 7>do with chips from Afar.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Cloverdale Tyson.

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<v Speaker 8>Mix.

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<v Speaker 6>No, Chrischrish company, Twiddlers, Yes, yeah, Clyts Coldgate.

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<v Speaker 2>Campbell's owns cape Coil ships. No weird, Yeah okay, Chris

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<v Speaker 2>gets weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, anyway, so Campbell is gonna move it out of

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<v Speaker 2>case thirsty and those cattle chips are freaking good. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get them today. I just want to go to

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<v Speaker 2>Costco with me? I would love to go. That'd be awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>How glad are you guys that I forgot about that

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<v Speaker 5>un till right now.

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<v Speaker 6>That's pretty good because I would have That would be

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<v Speaker 6>something that we would just play under rosy level. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>you do want to go to Costco with me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go.

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<v Speaker 6>You know why we have to go to Costco? The

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<v Speaker 6>kettle chips? No, because you know what's closed.

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<v Speaker 2>Big busties embers Kmart. That's five letters. I'm well aware now,

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<v Speaker 2>No thanks, bitch.

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<v Speaker 7>A thirty eight year old man in California stole a

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<v Speaker 7>pair of airplanes and flew one across two states, all

0:25:28.440 --> 0:25:29.880
<v Speaker 7>while high on meth.

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<v Speaker 2>What is he? Trevor GTA five? Gotcha? He also doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have a pilot's license. No, here's here's my here's my question.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't get up the plane's here's my question.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't even know the answer, but I'm just asking

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<v Speaker 7>hypothetically anyway, how do you steal two airplanes at the

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<v Speaker 7>same time if you're flying one?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you just hook the second one up to a trailer. Hitch.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you stole two planes?

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't say at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I assume if you're doing it because you're

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<v Speaker 2>high on myth.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you just roll it down the runway so you

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<v Speaker 4>get to the other plane, get out of the first plane,

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<v Speaker 4>get in the second one.

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<v Speaker 6>Successfully flew it, though, I think they should let him

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<v Speaker 6>keep it past two states.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think he earned it. Yeah, I think he

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<v Speaker 2>did too. Math is a hell of a drug, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I okay, is something to do with you. How many

0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:28.520
<v Speaker 2>times have you done it? What you didn't know? A

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<v Speaker 2>fine a plane? No?

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<v Speaker 7>I mean.

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<v Speaker 6>It looks like I've done all the math. But no,

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<v Speaker 6>I've never done math. No, what held you back? I've

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<v Speaker 6>never been I don't think I've ever been in the

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<v Speaker 6>same room as meth. Somebody feed my cat said that

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<v Speaker 6>he wants moth.

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<v Speaker 2>Wants.

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<v Speaker 5>Somebody should name their cat finch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sure there is. That's so good. You're right,

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<v Speaker 2>it would have been the whole show.

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<v Speaker 7>A man was caught taking off his clothes at Universal Studios,

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<v Speaker 7>Hollywood on Saturday during a tram tour, and according to witnesses,

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:20.800
<v Speaker 7>he appeared to quote be under the influence.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Tommy thought it was something else.

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<v Speaker 5>Shocky, I didn't think it was tram.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, no, it's the tram tour away. Then we'll see

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<v Speaker 2>you think she's probably untucking it Rose Rose.

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<v Speaker 7>Italy's Trevy Fountain has launched a new ticketing system, making

0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:52.879
<v Speaker 7>it the latest tourist site to charge a fee for

0:27:53.040 --> 0:27:55.400
<v Speaker 7>entry and selfies. So they were saying, you know, there's

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<v Speaker 7>millions of dollars I get. I think it's millions they

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<v Speaker 7>get thrown into the Trevy Fountain every year.

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<v Speaker 5>I can wish.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and now you have to pay a couple of

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<v Speaker 7>bucks to even have access. So they're saying you essentially

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<v Speaker 7>have to pay money to throw money away.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's the Lord.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, anybody's seen Trevy Fountain. I'm looking at you too, specifically,

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<v Speaker 7>you guys been in Italy and seeing the Trevy Fountain

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<v Speaker 7>or not.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think is it in Rome? It's in uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well then I probably have okay Google, Uh no.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean there's a lot of fountains at Caesar's Palace

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<v Speaker 7>in Las Vegas that you can throw money into.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that count for the food court. You have seen

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:37.800
<v Speaker 2>it very very big.

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<v Speaker 7>That's all I love about That's all that's all worldly

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:42.800
<v Speaker 7>of a traveler. Max is He's seen the most famous

0:28:43.280 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 7>fountain in the world, and it's like, oh, yeah, whatever

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:45.440
<v Speaker 7>I walked past.

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<v Speaker 5>I've seen some other fountains that are famous as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It might be fun. It was pretty fun, and you

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<v Speaker 2>do have to pay to take a selfie too.

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<v Speaker 7>From forty nine year old guy has launched a year

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<v Speaker 7>of isolation project. It's like, come on, man, I've been

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:09.480
<v Speaker 7>doing this for years. He's gonna stay locked inside of

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<v Speaker 7>one room for three hundred and sixty five days and

0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:13.160
<v Speaker 7>he's three weeks in.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Skip, Skip, Skip, Get out of it.

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 2>His name is Skip. My name is Skip.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm forty nine years old and I'm starting something today

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<v Speaker 8>that scares me a little. On January tenth, I'm locking

0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:27.840
<v Speaker 8>myself into this room for an entire year. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 8>this because I'm tired of being the version of myself

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 8>that avoids hard things. One goal is simple. By the

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<v Speaker 8>end of the year, I want to do one perfect

0:29:37.040 --> 0:29:39.640
<v Speaker 8>pull up. The pull up is the proof, but the

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<v Speaker 8>real goal is rebuilding who I am from the ground up.

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<v Speaker 8>This is day minus seventy I'm starting the preparation.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there you go.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, it's weird. When I was reading this story,

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:52.720
<v Speaker 7>I was like, this is kind of interesting, what a

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:54.640
<v Speaker 7>cool thing. And then I started he started talking, and

0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 7>I'm like, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Care what this guy does. My name is Skip. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. His voice like made me care less. Weird

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>my name is Skip.

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<v Speaker 7>Especially I'm trying to do one perfect pull up and

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<v Speaker 7>move on. Boy, you're forty nine, and that's.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not totally a low.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know, man, that seems like the opposite

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<v Speaker 3>of what you should do, right, Yeah, get out and

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<v Speaker 3>see the world by what I know?

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<v Speaker 5>Right what? I don't know anything.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, if you're locking yourself into a room for a year,

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:37.320
<v Speaker 4>that one room better have everything you need. A studio

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 4>apartment is one room.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you gotta sleep, you gotta eat, you gotta

0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:44.880
<v Speaker 4>body things.

0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta have a shower, you gotta have a toilet,

0:30:47.400 --> 0:30:51.840
<v Speaker 2>you gotta have you got couple of magazines.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what neighbors said about him.

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<v Speaker 4>He's the fastest Jack and Jefferson KALKI what movie Roundhog

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<v Speaker 4>that had a little Moira Rose too.

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<v Speaker 5>He's the fastest jack in Jefferson County.

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<v Speaker 4>He's the fastest jack in Jefferson County.

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<v Speaker 7>Nice practiced Phil Connor's great movie. Yeah, your reaction to awful?

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<v Speaker 4>Awful, awful. I adore her, and I will find myself

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 4>watching clips of Bleep's Creek, and especially now after Catherine

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 4>O'Hara died. Then I'll just see something on Instagram and

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 4>I'll turn the volume up and watch it. Now, it's

0:31:32.120 --> 0:31:36.960
<v Speaker 4>every other clip on my reel is Moira Rose saying something,

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:40.560
<v Speaker 4>and I watched them all and I laugh at them all,

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:45.240
<v Speaker 4>Like the episode where the a guy rented a hotel

0:31:45.320 --> 0:31:49.480
<v Speaker 4>room and then he died, and Moira's line of does

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<v Speaker 4>anyone know how this man expired? That's all I did.

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, she says expired for someone who died,

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<v Speaker 4>and she says how with like three syllables. She's like,

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<v Speaker 4>does anyone know how this man expired?

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<v Speaker 2>And then she thinks she's a blame because she gave

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<v Speaker 2>him tail and all or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's just a great, great show and she was

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<v Speaker 4>a huge reason why.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>She was really sad.

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:18.120
<v Speaker 7>Hired to be a cast member on season six of

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<v Speaker 7>Saturday Night Live, but lasted only one week and resigned

0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:24.600
<v Speaker 7>before appearing even on a single episode all that season,

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 7>so was never on really airing between nineteen eighty and

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<v Speaker 7>nineteen eighty one. She did that because then she could

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<v Speaker 7>continue to perform as a cast member on the Canadian

0:32:33.160 --> 0:32:35.560
<v Speaker 7>comedy Sketch Show SCTV.

0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:39.120
<v Speaker 2>So she picked SCTV over a young SNL.

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 7>Wow. It worked out for her, it really did. She

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 7>did return eight years later making a cameo bumbablo, Oh

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:50.800
<v Speaker 7>sorry not eight years later, eight h late, and then

0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:54.400
<v Speaker 7>eighty No. Ninety eight and she was the host in

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 7>April of ninety one. So she's been on a couple

0:32:57.520 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 7>of times, I guess hosted and a cameos.

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<v Speaker 4>She's one of those people that comedy just comes so naturally.

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:07.680
<v Speaker 4>It's the delivery, it's the facial reaction, it's all. It's

0:33:07.720 --> 0:33:10.720
<v Speaker 4>the rhythm of it. Like she I think that's comedy.

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:12.479
<v Speaker 4>Something I saw over the weekend. I think she has

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 4>eight seven to eight siblings, and her thing was is

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 4>she had to get it in quickly, like she had

0:33:17.040 --> 0:33:20.400
<v Speaker 4>to say something funny before because she would just go

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 4>on heard because there were so many people in those

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:27.440
<v Speaker 4>the wine tasting episode when they're naming them she's choosing

0:33:27.480 --> 0:33:30.240
<v Speaker 4>the wine to be named after getting notes of tomato.

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<v Speaker 2>This would taste like a Maxis Syllan. It's such a

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<v Speaker 2>good life. It's so. My name is Skip Skip luck

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<v Speaker 2>with your pull up? Ny, where's your cat? Sawesome? Yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say there was a ten thousand dollars bet. Cat

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<v Speaker 2>almost got sanctioned for a second.

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<v Speaker 7>Ten thousand dollars of your money versus ten thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 7>of one of us, Okay, And the bet was how

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<v Speaker 7>long it would take you to train to do a

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<v Speaker 7>pull up?

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<v Speaker 2>How much time would you need? Probably a full year.

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<v Speaker 7>Do you think you could do if you we said

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<v Speaker 7>by February third of next year? No, ten thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 7>Bet you do a pull up from a dead hang

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:10.400
<v Speaker 7>all the way to getting your chin over the bar.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a bigger chance he'll be wearing a pull up by.

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<v Speaker 2>Next I don't think so. I've never been able to

0:34:17.719 --> 0:34:20.960
<v Speaker 2>do one. But you have a year to train. Yeah,

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:24.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't have the work ethic to do one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>probably not, not even to win ten K. I don't know, man.

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<v Speaker 6>But if it was fifty k, yeah, probably I could,

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<v Speaker 6>but you would have to put up fifty k if

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<v Speaker 6>you fail. Yeah, sure, if that was like my main focus.

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<v Speaker 6>But I have other things to focus on now, like

0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 6>what well, my wife, my kiddo, hockey's fake. Can't watch

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:47.839
<v Speaker 6>you try doing pull ups? You could train?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, have you. I'm not being mean, have

0:34:49.920 --> 0:34:51.920
<v Speaker 2>you ever done one? I mean in high school. I

0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:53.879
<v Speaker 2>don't think I've done a pull up since. I could

0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:54.440
<v Speaker 2>never do one.

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<v Speaker 4>No, a pull up from a dead hang right now

0:34:57.280 --> 0:35:00.719
<v Speaker 4>as an adult would be very for great, right, that's

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:05.520
<v Speaker 4>for the kids. I've got a sturdy base, so it's I.

0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 4>They at the state Fair when they have like the

0:35:09.719 --> 0:35:13.040
<v Speaker 4>National Guard has their little recruiting booth and army and

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 4>stuff in that that area they have pull up bars,

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 4>and kids like the eight year olds would just hop

0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 4>up there and about ten of them, But adults it

0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:25.600
<v Speaker 4>is rare. Like you need to have a ripped man

0:35:26.320 --> 0:35:27.120
<v Speaker 4>to be able to do a.

0:35:27.239 --> 0:35:34.799
<v Speaker 2>Legit pull up, Like do you think Star could do one? Yeah? Probably? Yeah?

0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 2>What about Labor calm down? I bet Libor could yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, I bet Hawk.

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<v Speaker 4>You are probably not that far up.

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:44.560
<v Speaker 5>I do them all time.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, see there you go from.

0:35:47.360 --> 0:35:51.239
<v Speaker 4>A dead hang? How many not very many? But you

0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 4>can get three four or five.

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<v Speaker 5>It's part of my work out of discover strength.

0:35:54.840 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 5>When I first started there, I couldn't do it any.

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<v Speaker 2>All, see, and he figured it out, Sauce you could

0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:01.400
<v Speaker 2>do it if you had a year. We owe him ten. No,

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:04.160
<v Speaker 2>we didn't make a bet and he'd lose them.

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<v Speaker 6>That's awesome, Hawk, that's great for you, For you ladies

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 6>and gentlemen, Can I please have your attention?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 7>So this happens once in a while where something will

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:17.160
<v Speaker 7>happen in the world, and then everybody that likes the

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:19.120
<v Speaker 7>Power Trip Morning Show and some people that hate it

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:21.920
<v Speaker 7>tweet at us and say, well, there's three and a

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:25.319
<v Speaker 7>half hours of content tomorrow because they just know, yes,

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:28.360
<v Speaker 7>it's a Power Trip story. And yesterday, I'm sure a

0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:31.080
<v Speaker 7>lot of you saw this. We got tweeted this, I

0:36:31.200 --> 0:36:37.200
<v Speaker 7>think one point six billion times. If you didn't, I read.

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<v Speaker 7>Surgeons at a hospital in France were performing a procedure

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 7>on a patient when they discovered a World War One

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:48.320
<v Speaker 7>shell inside of a patient's rectum.

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<v Speaker 2>Naturally, they damn near killed them. They were a little concerned.

0:36:53.520 --> 0:36:56.480
<v Speaker 7>It caused brief panic because it was a World War

0:36:56.560 --> 0:36:59.880
<v Speaker 7>One shell, prompting an emergency evacuation. They had to call

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 7>in the bomb squad and everything else happened last Saturday.

0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:06.759
<v Speaker 7>The guy was just twenty four years old, and he

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<v Speaker 7>had been complaining of discomfort quote due to an object

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<v Speaker 7>that he inserted into his backside.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, so yes, so yes, pee wee.

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<v Speaker 7>He intentionally crammed a World War One shell up there

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<v Speaker 7>and it got stuck and it had.

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<v Speaker 5>To be so glad. He didn't say I must have

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<v Speaker 5>sat on something.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, or slipped yeah right, flat out said he did

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<v Speaker 6>it himself. He's the number one pick and Tommy's draft.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep your World War memorabilia out of your behind?

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<v Speaker 4>To live by that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep? He wondered. Sauce, do you have any ask jokes

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like to do?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 7>Not one knock If I give you seven point four

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<v Speaker 7>to seven seconds to come up with one, can you sure?

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<v Speaker 6>What an assload? Thank you, Martie. I know they're not

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<v Speaker 6>allowed to laugh at me but with me or even pretend,

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<v Speaker 6>but thank you. It's funny joke. Zach had said, Corey

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<v Speaker 6>would have pissed his pants see London, I see France,

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<v Speaker 6>I see a mortar up your pants?

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<v Speaker 2>Better than assload. No, it's not. It's funny joke. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard of more her, not more turds.

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<v Speaker 4>You're just really going down that mortar road.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a stretch, but you should see his stretch.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, what.

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<v Speaker 7>McDonald's is gonna have McNugget caviar? What for Valentine's Day?

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<v Speaker 7>And apparently I don't know why they're calling it like

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<v Speaker 7>McNuggets because it is just a McNugget branded tin. But

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<v Speaker 7>otherwise it's just normal caviar. I've never had caviar, obviously,

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<v Speaker 7>I never will.

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<v Speaker 5>I think they're thinking you spread it on the McNuggets.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh maybe I think that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh gross. Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 7>So here's a weird sentence. But I'm gonna read it

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<v Speaker 7>because apparently this is true. McDonald's apparently is not pulling

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<v Speaker 7>this idea out of just nowhere. It blew up back

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<v Speaker 7>in twenty twenty four after a video went viral of

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<v Speaker 7>Rihanna doing it. Oh my god, So Rihanna was having

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<v Speaker 7>McNuggets with caviar. I mean, she's a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 2>What is she doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I must like to taste.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I've bet it tastes pretty good. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 5>is caviar fish eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, which is how are they doing that on

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<v Speaker 2>a fast food level? I don't know. Great question, good

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<v Speaker 2>ques the knockoff?

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<v Speaker 4>Do we want to know what it is?

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<v Speaker 6>Hmmm?

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<v Speaker 2>Involve the mortar? And it was okay. I didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 6>But you tried caviar from McDonald I didn't know what

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<v Speaker 6>it was after I had it, because I just looked

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<v Speaker 6>like a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like taka vr. But you won't eat a

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<v Speaker 6>cream filled donut.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'll eat the cream filled done it, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll spit it out because of all that cream

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<v Speaker 1>in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I got uncomfortable. I want the show to be over.

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<v Speaker 3>What do.

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<v Speaker 4>I have tried caviar once as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fine.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just like kind of a salty little.

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<v Speaker 2>Balls this show. And I don't even mean just for today, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean permanently.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, I'd rather just put salt on it.

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<v Speaker 6>That's why I tried it, because it was Gavin served

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<v Speaker 6>it up. You guys know Gavin, right, Mars, let's say

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<v Speaker 6>it's doing his part, got to come and put on if.

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<v Speaker 2>Matthias brought you to McDonald's for.

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<v Speaker 7>Whatever his name is for for Valentine's Day and said

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<v Speaker 7>caviar and McNuggets, this is your romantic Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Then are your thoughts?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, wouldn't be far off, honestly, did.

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<v Speaker 2>I just give him the best idea he's ever had.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't remember the last time we recognized Valentine's Day

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<v Speaker 4>a little on the butt or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Wo, it's okay to recognize just being like with.

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<v Speaker 4>A gift or like flowers or it's more.

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<v Speaker 2>Well played, Corey. That was just for you.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know that inside joke?

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<v Speaker 7>We're on the same We're on the same team. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>what's wrong with the little pat on the boat? We're

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<v Speaker 7>all on the same team.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know this one.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know that joke. And I also don't want

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<v Speaker 4>you guys.

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<v Speaker 7>To pat me on the butt exactly what. We would

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<v Speaker 7>not do that, But we would not do that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>we'll tell you other people, we'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you to.

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<v Speaker 7>Listeners love that, but they know they probably know it

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<v Speaker 7>doesn't matter anyway. Yeah, no, I don't know. You know,

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<v Speaker 7>Valentine's Day is Valentine's Day whatever it is. It a

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<v Speaker 7>Saturday this week or this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's Saturday.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it's a it isn't It's a nice day

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<v Speaker 4>to just make sure your partner knows you have love

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<v Speaker 4>and affection for that person. And it doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 4>be in the form of roses, but it can. Remember

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<v Speaker 4>when you said to be in a form of chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>But I can remember when you said that voicemail you

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<v Speaker 3>and Matt last Valentine's Day, No I count.

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<v Speaker 5>And remember I had to call the cops from Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>Where to leave him? Why? Like a warehouse? You guys

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<v Speaker 2>pretending to obay, where were you pretending to be?

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<v Speaker 4>But if I got a bag of Lindor dark chocolate, Yeah, now.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking, I mean listening Mark, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be outstanding. If anyone is looking to court

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<v Speaker 4>me this fountains day.

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<v Speaker 7>So not Matt, though, if anybody else is looking to

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<v Speaker 7>court you gonna buy no no cave in McNuggets.

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<v Speaker 2>You want Lindor correct.

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<v Speaker 4>And he'd be like my first choice. But if he's

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<v Speaker 4>willing to go to Target and get him.

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<v Speaker 6>So, well, if he listened to it, he probably turned

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<v Speaker 6>the channel three hours ago, so I doubt he heard

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<v Speaker 6>the whole chocolate running the seventieth r exactly exactly well, guys,

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<v Speaker 6>we made it.

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<v Speaker 2>The show's over and uh, that was fun. That was

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<v Speaker 2>that was fun. But to be honest, I watch you

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<v Speaker 2>again for the rest of my whole life. Next to you,

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<v Speaker 2>Friday morning, I have a wader for day.

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<v Speaker 5>The sun is shining. Let's make the most of this month.

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<v Speaker 5>I look it by everybody