Speaker 1: Oh, Dave, you wind it up.
Speaker 2: No, it's definitely Dave, because let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: Did I not yes, when we were show planning yesterday
Speaker 2: that I would get a text from Dave asking him
Speaker 2: to remind him who he was in charge of for
Speaker 2: a political ad bit we're doing later, I said, and I.
Speaker 1: Ask God forbid.
Speaker 2: I cover my bases, actually said to you, I said, Dave,
Speaker 2: were you listening? Yeah, okay, who are you doing your
Speaker 2: political ad with?
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure.
Speaker 2: And then at six thirty pm, Jenny, who am I doing.
Speaker 3: My political ad with?
Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, I want to punch it.
Speaker 4: You look at my face, this very punchable face. I
Speaker 4: got one of those faces and just says, you know
Speaker 4: why I need good punching.
Speaker 5: Yeah, your face would like accept my knuckles.
Speaker 4: Let me wind it up anyway. So there it is.
Speaker 4: You want to stir the pot?
Speaker 1: There it is. The pot is stirred. Bailey, How Bailey
Speaker 1: and I have next? Yes? So day this week?
Speaker 6: Yall are responsible for starting the pot. Okay, Bailey, you
Speaker 6: go next tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I can go next. Okay, save me her for Thursday.
Speaker 3: Sounds good?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: I love it all right, it is one of one
Speaker 4: point three kd WB and we are about to do
Speaker 4: because it is election day. There's a mayoral election in Minneapolis.
Speaker 4: Out in different areas, there's different things that you're voting on.
Speaker 4: Ours in Chan is like I think a school levy
Speaker 4: where they're going to give more more money to more kids,
Speaker 4: something like that. And so we're doing a political ad here.
Speaker 4: I am running against Bailey j Hess yep, and I
Speaker 4: have my political ad right now.
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: You're ready?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Bailey j Hess is not qualified. Not only is she unqualified,
Speaker 4: she's downright dangerous. Sure, Bailey j has claimed she's compassionate,
Speaker 4: but she plans to kick you out of your house
Speaker 4: and turn it into a giant cat sanctuary. She chose
Speaker 4: her cat cap as her running mate and wants cats
Speaker 4: to roam free, to claw up your furniture and make
Speaker 4: puking noises while you're trying to sleep. Bailey plans to
Speaker 4: shudder every hospital, turning them into theaters for bad productions
Speaker 4: of Little Shop of Horror and Fiddler on the Roof,
Speaker 4: claiming that sick people don't need doctors, they need an
Speaker 4: amateurish version of South Pacific Bailey j Hess, a woman
Speaker 4: with no middle name, just an initial. Can you trust
Speaker 4: anyone with an initial for a middle name? Bailey hasn't
Speaker 4: felt the touch of a man since the Jesse James
Speaker 4: Day's Guy, and spends her evening romancing a mannequin she
Speaker 4: stole from Macy's. Bailey j Hess good news for cats
Speaker 4: and bad theater, bad news for Minnesota.
Speaker 3: Wow, that sounds like a great platform. I'm running on
Speaker 3: a theater.
Speaker 5: Non put him in a little suite, all right?
Speaker 1: Vond is going next? Who did he run against? Jenny?
Speaker 1: Against Jenny? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6: If you're looking for a dignified, friendly, independent, and reliable
Speaker 6: individual to take office, look anywhere else except that Jenny Lutenberg.
Speaker 6: To be honest, you probably can't even look at her
Speaker 6: because she's dropping a bomb in the bathroom right now.
Speaker 6: Her skills air quotes around skills include guessing the weather
Speaker 6: while admitting she's not sure and just hopes, stealing unicycles
Speaker 6: from little kids and offering them double shots of fireball.
Speaker 6: Whatever they cry about it after. We want a leader
Speaker 6: in office who's not afraid to face the real issues.
Speaker 6: How can we trust Jenny to do that? When she
Speaker 6: avoids watching horror movies rated PG thirteen. Sure Jenny has
Speaker 6: what Jenny has great organizational skills. Sure, but how will
Speaker 6: that help when people are suffering from the government shut
Speaker 6: down and all she's organizing is her next cross country
Speaker 6: van trip. Do not vote for Jenny Luttenberger in this
Speaker 6: election season. I'm Fontavious car Leak, and I prove the message.
Speaker 4: N yeah, I forgot the tagline. I approved this message.
Speaker 4: Who's going next? I can go next?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: I actually have you day?
Speaker 1: No? Yeah, oh no, all right.
Speaker 2: The media has painted Dave Ryan to be wise, a
Speaker 2: go getter, experienced, But we're here to set the record straight.
Speaker 2: A wise ass, sure, a go get her to the
Speaker 2: kitchen for another snack experience. Well, we've all heard Day's
Speaker 2: Wheel of Girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Sure he's experienced.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dave Ryan.
Speaker 2: Has made promises to make Benny Hannah great again. But
Speaker 2: take a step back and think, hasn't it always been great?
Speaker 2: He's trying to brainwash you into thinking one of the
Speaker 2: best chained restaurants who exist ever had a downfall? And
Speaker 2: where do you think your tax paying money will go
Speaker 2: if Dave Ryan is the new mayor to public schools?
Speaker 2: The Park systems healthcare. According to the leaked emails we found,
Speaker 2: it's all going towards his magic Tricks collection.
Speaker 3: Ryan is not fit to be a.
Speaker 2: Leader unless you're looking for someone who brags about his
Speaker 2: twenty seven inch biceps but still looks like the grincho.
Speaker 2: We need someone to take charge and that is not
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan.
Speaker 3: This is brought to you by the Jenny in the
Speaker 3: Morning Zooth Foundation. Thank you very nice.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Bailey, who you're run I'm running against Bontley. Okay,
Speaker 4: here we go your political ad.
Speaker 3: This election season.
Speaker 5: Do you want your city to thrive, then you need
Speaker 5: someone local, not an out of town or from New Jersey.
Speaker 5: New Jersey is said to have the highest percentage of
Speaker 5: mouth breathers in the nation, the worst drivers and filled
Speaker 5: with goobers with big dreams that are unearned, and a
Speaker 5: home to one Fontavious Carl Leake to the biggest goober,
Speaker 5: the worst driver, and mouth breather extraordinary. If you want
Speaker 5: a mayor who interrupts you to say something asinine, font
Speaker 5: is your person. If you want to get a word in,
Speaker 5: look elsewhere. Hold on to your butts, because this man's
Speaker 5: head is about to take you away like a hot
Speaker 5: air balloon. Stay ten tones down, don't rake. Vont leak
Speaker 5: for mayor. In fact, let's put him into a new
Speaker 5: ranking system. Top five pain in my asses all five.
Speaker 3: Spot, vont leak. I'm Bailey, Jay has real middle name,
Speaker 3: and I approved this message. Wow went in on him, Yeah,
Speaker 3: went in, went in. I feel like I would vote
Speaker 3: for none of.
Speaker 2: Us, vote for me because cats is actually you know what,
Speaker 2: you actually kind of persuaded me to like Bailimore and yours.
Speaker 1: Because she wants to run with a cat for a running.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she sounds like she'd be a fun I support
Speaker 2: the little guys.
Speaker 4: You know what it's like because certain people just should
Speaker 4: not vote. Yeah, there's my sturge the pot. Certain people
Speaker 4: should not be allowed to vote.
Speaker 3: Don't disagree with that, Yeah, especially.
Speaker 1: When they're voting for a cat. He's cute.
Speaker 3: He is cute. He's got a little half of the
Speaker 3: town a little time. He's so sweet.
Speaker 4: Uh do we have I think we have an update?
Speaker 4: If you remember, it was it around this time yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we read an email.
Speaker 4: So we had an email. This was the Grand Forks
Speaker 4: hookup email, wasn't it Okay? So basically, let me give
Speaker 4: you a little I don't know to summarize. So she
Speaker 4: wrote in and she said that she had an adventure
Speaker 4: over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Friday.
Speaker 4: She had met a guy a month ago, and then
Speaker 4: she said, well, I'm going to drive the Grand Forks
Speaker 4: to meet this guy. He lives up in Grand Forks.
Speaker 4: And it's like, okay, let's meet. We've gotten along on
Speaker 4: the phone and texting, so she's like, okay, well we
Speaker 4: can ride horses because he's got horses, lives out in
Speaker 4: the country. So she drives the Grand Forks. They go
Speaker 4: on a horseback ride. Everything's great, and then they come
Speaker 4: back in the house and they instantly ran out of
Speaker 4: things to talk about. So they sat there staring at
Speaker 4: the wall each other going hugh. She said, well, is
Speaker 4: there a bar around He's like, yeah, there's a bar
Speaker 4: in town. So they go to the bar in town.
Speaker 4: Within minutes of showing up, his friend comes over and
Speaker 4: they start chatting. She hits it off with the friend.
Speaker 4: Long story short, they left together. They spent the weekend
Speaker 4: together and they hooked up eight times from Friday afternoon
Speaker 4: to when she came home on Sunday afternoon. Eight times
Speaker 4: in one weekend. She'd never met this guy that was
Speaker 4: not the guy that she had gone there to meet.
Speaker 4: So we've got her. Is that her on the phone.
Speaker 2: But let's do this Sabrina Carpenter keywords? Wait, I know,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Okay, Sabrina Carpenter keyword, and then we will catch up
Speaker 4: to find out a little bit more of what's going on.
Speaker 1: Tears.
Speaker 4: That's tears on our iHeartRadio app. Okay, that is the
Speaker 4: keyword tears. Open up the iHeart Radio app and used
Speaker 4: hold on, that's what you used that in Haler Furbal
Speaker 4: And so where was I use that talkback feature? Talk
Speaker 4: about the keyword tears? And you're eligible. She's on the
Speaker 4: phone right now, and I think we gave her a
Speaker 4: fake name. We're gonna call her Alicia. Hello, Alicia, not
Speaker 4: your real name. How are your How are you feeling?
Speaker 4: You're a little tired yesterday?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you were eight time, eight times, eight times.
Speaker 4: Forty eight hours eight times. We all marveled at that yesterdays.
Speaker 1: That sounds exhausting. Eight times it.
Speaker 8: Was great.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, should we get right into it and asker
Speaker 2: how that happened?
Speaker 3: Alicia?
Speaker 2: Can you explain eight times over like forty eight hours, Like,
Speaker 2: how does that work?
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, sure, I walk you through. You know, the
Speaker 8: four moons were they were flying. So Friday night was
Speaker 8: when I met guy number two. We hooked up right
Speaker 8: when we got back to his place, we fell asleep,
Speaker 8: and then we woke up at about like three am.
Speaker 8: Hooked up again, of course, and then he got up
Speaker 8: and he was making some coffee and whatever, and he
Speaker 8: kind of like put the mug on the coffee table.
Speaker 8: He sent I pulled them in. We went again, and
Speaker 8: then that was So that was around three.
Speaker 4: I love that she remembers the detailed the coffee mug.
Speaker 4: Who would remember the coffee mudgs? Like, okay, so like
Speaker 4: a TV.
Speaker 8: Scene, you guys, you know you're there.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know what. And then so round three kind
Speaker 8: of turned into round four. Okay, I remembering that correctly.
Speaker 8: Then we came up for ayer in the afternoon, we
Speaker 8: grabbed lunch, but then we spent the rest of the
Speaker 8: back at his place. So there was some afternoon lovin
Speaker 8: and an evening pound.
Speaker 1: Slash wound sash.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: We got a little love the description. So what do
Speaker 1: we have to number six?
Speaker 8: Now we woke up, we woke up in the morning
Speaker 8: that was there was another time there, So that's around seven,
Speaker 8: and then I was knew ready to go. I was
Speaker 8: kind of getting my car packed up. We said goodbye
Speaker 8: and then were squeezed in.
Speaker 3: One more once for the road.
Speaker 2: Is one more for the road something to think about
Speaker 2: on your drive back from Grand Fork?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Eight times that It's amazing, And some people text it
Speaker 4: it's like, yeah, my girlfriend and either first night we
Speaker 4: met were eight times.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you did not, you did not. Nobody's
Speaker 1: nobody's capable of that.
Speaker 2: You'd just be so, so, what's going on with this guy?
Speaker 3: You in love with him? I mean eight times? I mean.
Speaker 8: I don't think it's really going to work. My glad
Speaker 8: that that happened. Sure it was. It kind of felt
Speaker 8: like a spa weekend.
Speaker 1: Jesus Lord.
Speaker 8: But it's like, do I want to go to the
Speaker 8: spot all the time? No, because it was you know,
Speaker 8: you lose the fun of it. You want to look
Speaker 8: forward to it. So it was nice for the weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, That's kind.
Speaker 1: Of where I'm at.
Speaker 4: No long term, like you know, settle into like you know,
Speaker 4: once a week or once of every couple of that
Speaker 4: wouldn't work.
Speaker 1: Why would it not work?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Well he's really sounds random, but he's really big
Speaker 8: into hunting. And he just had like so many like
Speaker 8: dead animals, like on the wall, my dear at elk
Speaker 8: and and everything, and I'm just I'm not into that.
Speaker 8: I don't like dead animals. So he's like clearly very
Speaker 8: like it's giving North Dakota man. And he had like
Speaker 8: a gator parked in front of his house. And I
Speaker 8: don't know, I just I like to wake up and
Speaker 8: like on weekend, like go to a cute coffee shop,
Speaker 8: grab a latte. And it was just like the vibe
Speaker 8: between us was very different.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a guy driving a gator that he keeps out
Speaker 4: in front of his house to take out to the
Speaker 4: fields to go deer hunting or get some antelope or whatever.
Speaker 1: Is that like a jeep again, it's a gate. It's
Speaker 1: like a four wheeler.
Speaker 4: It looks like a golf cart, gotcha, Okay, Yeah, kind
Speaker 4: of a thing. So and deer heads and elk heads
Speaker 4: all over the house just not your thing?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Okay, it just wasn't. Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Can't figure out why you're single because you said you
Speaker 4: hadn't had like a date in a long time. You're delightful,
Speaker 4: you're funny. I can't figure out why you're single. Well,
Speaker 4: and obviously you're a lot of fun in the bedroom.
Speaker 4: All right, Alicia, it was fun to have you on.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: And what's your phone numbers so people can call it?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you Alicia? All Right? What are we
Speaker 1: doing now? How do we top that? What's going on next?
Speaker 2: Idea about my mom? And they said to clarify, we're
Speaker 2: not talking to Jenny's mom right now, are we? No,
Speaker 2: that was not my mother having an eight time pound set.
Speaker 1: When is your mom going to be on the show again?
Speaker 3: She didn't have a date this past weekend.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: No, he had to work one of the days and
Speaker 2: another day he had something going on. So she was
Speaker 2: a little bummed about it. But that is kind of
Speaker 2: an update right now. And then I I don't know
Speaker 2: if she has a set plan yet with him again,
Speaker 2: but I assume probably this weekend if they do.
Speaker 3: What did she text me? She was sad though that
Speaker 3: they didn't get to.
Speaker 1: She was so enthused about this guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's her like social life at this point too.
Speaker 5: She's gonna date every single weekend with this guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, We'll catch up as soon as we can. It
Speaker 4: is talkback Tuesday. We use the talkback feature all the time.
Speaker 4: We want to hear your talkback to finish this question.
Speaker 4: I wish I could what so you'd be like Hives Bailey.
Speaker 4: I'm from Saint Louis Park. I wish I could star
Speaker 4: in a Broadway production.
Speaker 3: I wish I could sing period sing.
Speaker 1: I'm Dave.
Speaker 4: I'm from chan Hassen. I wish I could play the piano.
Speaker 4: I've always admired, like you know Lynn who does the
Speaker 4: courtyard here at work. Lynn sits down and I can
Speaker 4: tell he's mostly improvising. He just plays anything. I get
Speaker 4: a friend Vicky. Her mom, Arlene, plays beautiful piano. She's
Speaker 4: like seventy five years old. She plays beautiful piano. I
Speaker 4: wish I could play the piano.
Speaker 1: My name's Dave.
Speaker 4: I'm from shan Hassen. I wish i could play piano.
Speaker 4: Use the talkback feature and let us know what you wish.
Speaker 4: I wish I could. I will play when we come back.
Speaker 4: All right, you watch this on Dave Ryan TV right
Speaker 4: now dr TV on YouTube. We are doing a little
Speaker 4: talkback Tuesday it's kind of fun. We'd basically use the
Speaker 4: talkback feature and we say, what do you This is
Speaker 4: the question today. I wish I could what. I wish
Speaker 4: I could tell dance? Tap dance would be a good one.
Speaker 4: Do you truly wish you could tap dance? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: that'd be great.
Speaker 1: I wish I could fly. I wish I could fly.
Speaker 1: That'd be really cool.
Speaker 3: That's not something that's actually.
Speaker 1: You're right, it's right.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's play some of these talkback tuesdays.
Speaker 2: My name is Patricia and from Apple Valley, and I
Speaker 2: wish I could knit and read all day.
Speaker 3: Along with our adult responsibilities.
Speaker 1: I love that, and what you say, read read? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and read. I love that.
Speaker 5: I wish I could win the lotteries so I know
Speaker 5: what it feels like to live without worrying about anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'd be worried. I'd be worried I get robbed.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: I wish I could live. And I wish I could
Speaker 1: ride horses more. I like that one. I like that one. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what I am. Zach twenty four from Hampton, Minnesota.
Speaker 6: I wish I could find true old school love in
Speaker 6: my young age, in this young generation of dating.
Speaker 1: It's hard. It really is hard. Okay.
Speaker 2: Next one, I wish that I could sing without sounding
Speaker 2: like a wounded animal.
Speaker 3: Same girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the thing is you sound fine to yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound good in the shower, all right, I
Speaker 1: wish I could.
Speaker 5: I'm Sam from Hudson, Wisconsin, and I wish I were
Speaker 5: a gymnast.
Speaker 1: A gymnast, now that's interesting. Okay.
Speaker 7: Hello, this is Chris from Farmington, Minnesota, and I wish
Speaker 7: I could afford to eat out every day and never
Speaker 7: cook again, especially margarita and Gipson salsa once a week.
Speaker 1: Yeay, Jimmy Tanga, I love it. I wish on the
Speaker 1: talk back feature my Lakeville.
Speaker 6: And I don't wish I could do anything because wish
Speaker 6: is a small minded word.
Speaker 1: Don't wish to.
Speaker 3: Save that for Monday motivation.
Speaker 1: I like pas.
Speaker 5: Do.
Speaker 1: I actually could own a food truck.
Speaker 6: It's just be cool travel around like do the camper
Speaker 6: van thing, but with the food truck makes money, sleep
Speaker 6: in it.
Speaker 1: Well, you can do it. You can. Actually you can
Speaker 1: own a food truck.
Speaker 6: Yeah, iHeart has to stop paying me packing peanuts food
Speaker 6: today some day, some day.
Speaker 1: Jenny, what do you wish you could do?
Speaker 2: I wish I could run without having knee problems, Like
Speaker 2: I would love to be a marathon person, but I
Speaker 2: just I can't. I know that if I did it,
Speaker 2: i'd have to get a knee replacement in like two years.
Speaker 4: Cool, yeah, because you know what, some people can run
Speaker 4: until like there are sixties or seventies, and then other people,
Speaker 4: like I've noticed, like when I do squats in the gym,
Speaker 4: when I'm over at SNAP, if they don't have the
Speaker 4: music cup loud enough, I can hear my knees go
Speaker 4: aha and going up and down the stairs. It doesn't
Speaker 4: feel good, but I wouldn't say it hurts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not fine.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: What do you wish you could do? Send us a
Speaker 1: talk back? It is one on one.
Speaker 4: I wish I wish I could go see Sabrina Carpenter
Speaker 4: in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: What did he say? Don't wish do stay here for
Speaker 1: the keyword?
Speaker 4: You don't have to sit here and wish, stay here
Speaker 4: and do the next keyword coming up in two twelve minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm k D double UB.
Speaker 3: Little k D w B is.
Speaker 4: The station you're listening to. So a teacher's got the
Speaker 4: world of buzz because she wore faux leathered tight skin
Speaker 4: tight pants to school, and people are saying, well, wait
Speaker 4: a second, this is here at school, maybe you shouldn't
Speaker 4: wear skin tight faux leather pants. And other people are like,
Speaker 4: look their little kids. All they think is there's an
Speaker 4: old lady in leather pants. I don't know if I
Speaker 4: agree with that, because the former billy being an eighth
Speaker 4: grade horny hormone little kid and looking at Missus Trent
Speaker 4: with my buddies and going, Missus Trent is pretty, and
Speaker 4: we didn't know what hot meant, we didn't know what
Speaker 4: sexual was.
Speaker 1: She's real pretty.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we're gonna talk about that coming up in a second.
Speaker 4: We talked about it earlier and got some people very
Speaker 4: passionate about one way or another. Should teachers have a
Speaker 4: dress code, And we'll do it next and we'll tell
Speaker 4: you where to find the picture of this teacher they
Speaker 4: got even about birthday, Shout out to Abby. She listens
Speaker 4: to KDW Kate, what is the station.
Speaker 2: Kd KDBW Do you smell toast dave?
Speaker 4: I smell toast KDWB every day and it's either from
Speaker 4: mom or dad. So shout out little Abbie, Happy birthday.
Speaker 4: Share birthday with Matthew McConaughey, right right, right is no,
Speaker 4: I'm sure she does not. Ralph Macchio Karate Kid is
Speaker 4: sixty four. Jeff Probes to your buddy from Survivor is
Speaker 4: sixty four.
Speaker 5: And his election what he looks every bit of sixty four.
Speaker 1: But I see he looks good for sixty four.
Speaker 3: He does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. He looks sixty four.
Speaker 3: Good with him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, most of us look our age, but we look good.
Speaker 4: So somebody'd be like, Mara, you know what, I'm forty seven,
Speaker 4: but people think that I'm thirty four. No, they don't.
Speaker 4: They tell you that because they want to make you happy. Yeah, no,
Speaker 4: but you just look good for forty seven, right, you
Speaker 4: look your age?
Speaker 2: Though, reevaluate myself for thinking like I would get it
Speaker 2: with Jeff Probe. No, okay, but like I think it's
Speaker 2: weird when like girls our age come up and like
Speaker 2: Dave is the best, and they like want to get
Speaker 2: it with Dave, And I was like, oh, but he
Speaker 2: could be your dad. And now I'm saying that about
Speaker 2: Jeff Prope.
Speaker 1: Nobody has ever said that about me, Joe.
Speaker 5: People you don't even know want you should we start
Speaker 5: taking names when they say something.
Speaker 1: To us, well, yeah, who wants me? His name is Dennis.
Speaker 4: Dennis, he sounds he sounds cute. Also, Happy birthday to
Speaker 4: Isabella on her eleventh birthday. Break the news to Isabella
Speaker 4: and I'm not making this up. We are skipping school
Speaker 4: and mom is skipping work to go have a fun
Speaker 4: eleventh birthday. I hope you got that on video. Mom,
Speaker 4: That is really cool. Get a picture of Isabella smiling
Speaker 4: right now. That is so cool.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: All right, So we brought this up earlier. It is
Speaker 4: a very interesting story. There's a woman named Denise. She's
Speaker 4: a teacher, and she's gone viral on TikTok because she
Speaker 4: is wearing tight faux leather pants to school. And she
Speaker 4: is a very beautiful person and she looks great. And
Speaker 4: then simpeople are going, yeah, she looks great, but it's like,
Speaker 4: that's clubwear. You shouldn't be wearing that to school. I'm
Speaker 4: old fashioned. I don't think that it's appropriate for school.
Speaker 4: But I am definitely outnumbered on this one. So I
Speaker 4: will shut my pie hole and let other people looked
Speaker 4: at it.
Speaker 2: I just did, oh, okay, you think that that's like inappropriate.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's for school stylish pants.
Speaker 4: I think to me, leather pants are sexy's. That's just
Speaker 4: like if I wore in leather pants, you'd be like, well,
Speaker 4: Dave's trying to look sexy.
Speaker 1: You look like an idiot.
Speaker 6: I'd be confused by you wearing leather pants, Like, this
Speaker 6: is not the picture I thought when we talked about
Speaker 6: it earlier. I think it is weird that she's wearing
Speaker 6: leather pants, but I don't think it's inappropriate.
Speaker 1: It's not revealing anything.
Speaker 2: I think she looks very stylish. I just like don't
Speaker 2: see it as sexy at all.
Speaker 5: I think if they were cotton pants, we wouldn't even
Speaker 5: be talking about it, because just because they're leather, it's
Speaker 5: considered sexy. But if I mean, we had a lot
Speaker 5: of teachers earlier when we were talking about this, say like,
Speaker 5: I wear leggings to school because the kids wear leggings
Speaker 5: to school, and you can tear leggings from my cold
Speaker 5: dead millennial hands.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing leggings.
Speaker 4: I think the thing is leather. I think to certain
Speaker 4: maybe it's my generation is seen as sexy. It's like, oh, like, oh,
Speaker 4: she's dressed in black leather. You wouldn't go she's dressed
Speaker 4: in black polyester, but leather has a certain sexual quality
Speaker 4: to it. Maybe it's just me, Maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: The full leather pants have been around for a while, though,
Speaker 2: at least with our generation baileianized because I think that
Speaker 2: like to us, those are just like pants. For me,
Speaker 2: full leather is so uncomfortable. I do not want to
Speaker 2: wear that. They do not fit well on me, Like
Speaker 2: that's not my vibe. But I feel like she pulls
Speaker 2: it off in a fashionable way, not a sexy way.
Speaker 1: And that's my point.
Speaker 6: I just think it's weird to wear them to school
Speaker 6: because I just wouldn't be comfy. Not because this is
Speaker 6: sexual to me in any way. Yeah, more like fashion
Speaker 6: e than that.
Speaker 3: What they say, Yeah, duty is pain.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, like a lot of people think, yeah,
Speaker 5: there should be dress codes for teachers in general, like
Speaker 5: you shouldn't be showing up to school looking sexy. The
Speaker 5: point that I was trying to make is that are
Speaker 5: they showing up to school sexy or are they showing
Speaker 5: up to school curvy and wearing clothes that fin So
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: Think she's curvy at all, She's very thin.
Speaker 5: Well, she's got like big old thighs on her though,
Speaker 5: so she fills out those those pants real nice.
Speaker 6: I'm with you, Bailey, because somebody I posted this on
Speaker 6: our Facebook and Instagram, somebody will book said would be
Speaker 6: asking this question if she wasn't attractive.
Speaker 3: Mmmm.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I have one example of my sister
Speaker 5: is much bustier than me.
Speaker 3: She's a whole lot of woman, and she.
Speaker 5: Got dress coded all the time because she could fill
Speaker 5: out a sweater really nice.
Speaker 3: But if it was me, I would never have gotten
Speaker 3: dress coded. So I think, like we're.
Speaker 5: Talking about it, it seems like it's a sexy look
Speaker 5: because she's got thighs on her, and so we're like, ooh, are.
Speaker 1: You with that?
Speaker 3: See because having larger chesticles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have definitely like warn outfits where I'm like, wow,
Speaker 2: I look like a whore. But if my friend that's
Speaker 2: an a cup was wearing that same outfit, she'd look cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know, wow I look like a whore.
Speaker 4: Well, I think there probably are teachers who will give
Speaker 4: side eye to other teachers who maybe do dress a
Speaker 4: little too sexy for school. Now, what that is is
Speaker 4: your definition and other people's definition too, But it's funny
Speaker 4: because you know, we go to church once in a
Speaker 4: while and most people dress, you know, nice for church,
Speaker 4: you'd dress up. But once in a while they're the
Speaker 4: rich chan Hassen women who have the gorgeous kids and
Speaker 4: the gorgeous husband, and they're dressed I think a little
Speaker 4: too sexy for church. And it's like, you know, Jesus
Speaker 4: is not really interested in how hot you look in
Speaker 4: the little tiny short skirt or whatever. Jesus is more
Speaker 4: interested in getting some money out of you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they say come as you are, like, God accepts
Speaker 6: you if you even if you can't afford to dress
Speaker 6: to the nines.
Speaker 3: In church, they don't say that to Dave. He doesn't
Speaker 3: want you coming in your pajama pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do not come to the House of the
Speaker 1: Lord in pajama pace. I agree with you.
Speaker 6: I'm just telling you that in church they do say
Speaker 6: come as you are because Jesus will except.
Speaker 4: Well, because Jesus wants your money. I mean, well, not
Speaker 4: Jesus so much, but the pastor in the in the
Speaker 4: you know, the the investments.
Speaker 5: Back to the teachers, the dress code. My friend Katie
Speaker 5: Cap used to be a teacher, and she texted me
Speaker 5: and she said. Back in the day, they could wear
Speaker 5: leggings as long as they were wearing something on top
Speaker 5: that would cover their butt, and that was their dress,
Speaker 5: like a sweater or cardigan. Yeah, like a sweater or
Speaker 5: like a flow top that like covered your butt somehow.
Speaker 3: And I see that for sure, Like I.
Speaker 2: Would just wear a dress all the time as a teacher,
Speaker 2: Like what I'm wearing right now. It's like a long
Speaker 2: maxi loose dress. Yeah, so comfy. I'd wear this. Is
Speaker 2: this appropriate? Do you think as a teacher?
Speaker 3: No, you got boobs? Sorry, inappropriate? She's trying to be nineteen.
Speaker 4: Seventy five thinking people think like that. It's like, if
Speaker 4: you've got boobs, you really can't do anything about it.
Speaker 4: So it's nineteen it's not nineteen seventy five anymore.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Jenny, take off your cardigan. Take
Speaker 3: off your cardigan, Jenny.
Speaker 1: You can't ask her to do that.
Speaker 2: Why there is Yeah, they are skinny straps.
Speaker 1: So that's what I was gonna wear.
Speaker 3: A little cardigan over top.
Speaker 2: Or a little sweater, That's what I'm I don't wear
Speaker 2: it just like plain without the because.
Speaker 1: What was the rule when we were in school? It
Speaker 1: was like a two finger what was it?
Speaker 2: It was two fingers thick for the straps, but Bailly
Speaker 2: said hers was.
Speaker 6: And then for pants it's like you have to it
Speaker 6: has to reach, like the tips of your arms going
Speaker 6: all the way down, the tips of your fingers going
Speaker 6: all the way down for shorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 4: A couple of text messages hot people could wear a
Speaker 4: paper bag and still look hot. It's one of those
Speaker 4: things that is true. I mean, Bailey and I have
Speaker 4: told Bailey this story a million times. I dated a
Speaker 4: girl one time who was so gorgeous. We were trying
Speaker 4: on sunglasses at one of those circular racks, and I
Speaker 4: look stupid and nearly all of them. Bug, she looked
Speaker 4: great in every single pair of sunglasses. Gorgeous people could
Speaker 4: wear a paper bag and still look hot. Another text message,
Speaker 4: it says I would be weirded out if my kids
Speaker 4: teacher wore leather or fake leather pants to school. Legg
Speaker 4: insured jeans, no big deal, but leather, that's weird for school.
Speaker 4: Go vote what are people saying? You can vote and
Speaker 4: comment on this on Instagram. The story Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 4: There's a picture of her even see it Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 4: I'll go through Instagram. People are saying, yes, it's inappropriate. No,
Speaker 4: it's not inappropriate, absolutely not.
Speaker 6: She's in style and fashionable, perfectly, perfectly acceptable. Somebody else said,
Speaker 6: as a teacher, I would wear that to work. She's fine.
Speaker 6: No different than skinny jeans. How do you feel about
Speaker 6: skinny jeans as a teacher to work, Dave, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't have anythin I think leather is what makes
Speaker 4: it a little bit over the top for me. You know,
Speaker 4: I don't know leather is you know. Again, it goes
Speaker 4: back to the like, oh, she was wearing black leather
Speaker 4: or he was wearing leather. It's like leather is sexy.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't say she's wearing black flannel. You know, leather
Speaker 4: is sexy. He's a fabric to me, and it's not
Speaker 4: a fabric skin.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when you bend down and then it like bubbles
Speaker 5: up around your mid region.
Speaker 1: I love you guys.
Speaker 5: All right.
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Speaker 5: Now the news that has Hollywood talking Dave start on
Speaker 5: Katie W.
Speaker 1: B Taylor.
Speaker 4: Swift has added another two million dollars like annually to
Speaker 4: her security budget, which honestly doesn't seem like that much.
Speaker 4: He already spends about eight million dollars a year on security,
Speaker 4: and I was surprised it's such a small figure considering
Speaker 4: all of the touring that she does and all of
Speaker 4: the public appearances and going to the Chiefs game and
Speaker 4: going to this game. In that game, it like two
Speaker 4: million dollars, and you know what, absolutely justified with the
Speaker 4: amount of like people that are unstable and crazed and
Speaker 4: just a little bit too whatever.
Speaker 1: It's just sad.
Speaker 4: I heard years ago, like five years ago, that they
Speaker 4: have somebody follow her around with like bullet packing, which
Speaker 4: if she got a bullet wound in her, it's like
Speaker 4: a cotton. It's like a tampon that basically goes into
Speaker 4: a bullet will wow, And it's just sad to think.
Speaker 4: I mean you just like you can't even imagine something
Speaker 4: like that. You know, it's like Taylor Swift. You would
Speaker 4: think that it'd be one wonderful to live her life,
Speaker 4: and in a lot of ways it is. But at
Speaker 4: the same time, man, you can't have any kind of
Speaker 4: normal life that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I can't go to cohls, can't can't go to Chea Cheese.
Speaker 4: Do you want to go to the new chee Cheese?
Speaker 4: You can't go to Chea Cheese? What can't go?
Speaker 3: Would absolutely suck.
Speaker 2: So I'm assuming secret service where bulletproof vests.
Speaker 3: Would you say that they probably her security?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: No, just a secret service for like I believe stations.
Speaker 1: I believe so.
Speaker 2: So do you think that her security is walking around
Speaker 2: doing that and willing to jump in front of her
Speaker 2: in case somebody tries to.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a good that's a good question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, anyways, onto something a little bit happier. Wicked
Speaker 2: for Good is coming out shortly. November twenty first is
Speaker 2: the release date, but if you're an Amazon Prime member
Speaker 2: you get early access. Apparently universal Pictures partnered with Amazon
Speaker 2: to have select theaters on November seventeenth air it or whatever.
Speaker 2: You can go view it and if you're a Prime
Speaker 2: member you can buy tickets online. I guess the website
Speaker 2: is oz soozy on Amazon dot com if there is
Speaker 2: a theater near you, and how you can get tickets.
Speaker 3: And speaking of Wicked for.
Speaker 5: Good, this year's Sexiest Man Alive goes to Jonathan.
Speaker 3: Bailey Alive Jonathan bay in twenty twenty five and just
Speaker 3: think I'm sort of thrilled that People magazine have invited
Speaker 3: someone in the study this honor on someone who can
Speaker 3: really cherish the value of a sexy mind.
Speaker 5: Yes, so he's playing Fierro in Wicked and Wicked for
Speaker 5: Good and you might know him also from Bridgerton or
Speaker 5: Jurassic Park Rebirth. I for one am thrilled that Jonathan
Speaker 5: Bailey has one Sexiest Man Alive because I agree, thank you.
Speaker 6: So it's the third fifth anniversary since the original Home
Speaker 6: Alone movie came out and Macaulay Culkin, who if you
Speaker 6: don't know, played Kevin. He's in an ad for a
Speaker 6: company that provides in home non medical care for seniors
Speaker 6: called Home Instead.
Speaker 1: Susan worked for home instead. Yeah. Yeah, she goes and
Speaker 1: sees a woman a couple of times a week. That's
Speaker 1: good for her. Yeah, it's from the I'm just worried about.
Speaker 3: Mom by yourself, you know, once she falls down or
Speaker 3: it's snowed in and never didn't catch itself.
Speaker 1: BENI shubbles Slayer.
Speaker 3: I'll call you back. You're a jumping one, aren't you sorry?
Speaker 3: I thought you were this old man Marley. That's my
Speaker 3: gram's what's all?
Speaker 4: This Old Man Marley is the guy that he's afraid
Speaker 4: of at first, but then it turns out that old
Speaker 4: Man Marley is a very soft hearted guy.
Speaker 6: It's one of those in each movie because in the
Speaker 6: second movie, it's the Lady with the Birds, right, it
Speaker 6: is the Lady Birds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at you.
Speaker 4: So on Wheel of Fortune, apparently I don't watch it
Speaker 4: that often, but i'll watch it once in a while,
Speaker 4: there's a new category called what the Fun journey.
Speaker 3: Just now, just like I'm going to hover over that
Speaker 3: dump on.
Speaker 1: What the Fun?
Speaker 4: So it is basically adult swear word kind of phrases
Speaker 4: that really aren't So this group called one Million Moms,
Speaker 4: they're upset with Wheel of Fortune for adding the category
Speaker 4: what the fun. So they claim it is insinuated profanity,
Speaker 4: and they've launched a petition asking producers to clean it up. Okay,
Speaker 4: well it's fine. I got no problem with that one.
Speaker 4: If that's the way you feel, you gets the way
Speaker 4: you feel. But here is an example of some of
Speaker 4: the what the fun Winter categories with incorrect guesses.
Speaker 1: Here we go Tomorrow's right in the But what.
Speaker 3: No, I'd like to solve? Okay, Bridle and gold shower.
Speaker 4: Sorry, uh p, there is a pee, a group of
Speaker 4: pill pushers.
Speaker 3: This is wheel of forks.
Speaker 1: Okay, kind of buddy. I wonder what the real solutions were.
Speaker 1: That is kind of funny.
Speaker 4: So anyway, one million moms is petitioning against that to
Speaker 4: see whether it they can make it go away.
Speaker 6: I did not know what Bridle and gold Shower was
Speaker 6: until I googled it on a work computer.
Speaker 1: We've done worse.
Speaker 2: I got to say. The incident dpic comes out of celebrity.
Speaker 3: We all go to our work computers like.
Speaker 1: To report on this research.
Speaker 2: If you guys are fans of Oreos, you might like
Speaker 2: the classic flavors. But now they have a Thanksgiving food
Speaker 2: option that they're bringing out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently the stuffing.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to taste like turkey and stuffing, sweet potato,
Speaker 2: creamed corn, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, and caramel apple pie.
Speaker 2: And you can buy a tin of those Oreo cookies
Speaker 2: for twenty dollars plus you've been at oreo dot com.
Speaker 3: But the question is like, does anyone really want those?
Speaker 3: I don't what in the willy want?
Speaker 4: It's a novelty. It's like, we're going to go and
Speaker 4: try it. I kind of want one just for the marketing.
Speaker 1: Here we are talking about what is it? Oreos?
Speaker 3: Oreos? Yeah? I love what color is it? Does it
Speaker 3: show you a picture?
Speaker 2: So it shows me like this tin that looks like
Speaker 2: Christmas cookies. Honestly, so they're all different colors, so I
Speaker 2: think you can try them. It's not all of that's
Speaker 2: shoved into one. It's six different flavors.
Speaker 1: Honestly. I try it.
Speaker 3: That sounds I mean, it sounds gross.
Speaker 2: But I try cranberry sauce one, and the sweet potato one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the car Okay, I try them all. Oh,
Speaker 3: keep going, David, have a new TV show for you.
Speaker 5: Streaming now on Hulu is Ryan Murphy's new series called
Speaker 5: all's fair. This is the one that has Kim Kardashian
Speaker 5: in it. They are all divorce attorneys. But then there's
Speaker 5: also Sarah Pulson, NC, Nash Naomi, what's Glenn Close. So
Speaker 5: it's a star studded cast, and I've heard through the
Speaker 5: grape vine that it is actually pretty good, even though
Speaker 5: Kim kardashi is not the best actor in real life.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 5: But she is also awaiting her Friday last Friday's results
Speaker 5: of the California Bar exam to see if she actually
Speaker 5: could become a lawyer, which is wild to me. So
Speaker 5: now she's playing one on TV that is kind of great.
Speaker 5: I think you might watch it, David.
Speaker 4: You know, I am looking for my next watch and
Speaker 4: people suggest it all the time, and by the time
Speaker 4: I get home, I can't reamer what it was. I
Speaker 4: think there's one called Wayward. Somebody says there a show
Speaker 4: way Yeah, yeah, Then I've heard it was good.
Speaker 6: I think somebody texted because you and I are always
Speaker 6: watching stuff, they said, and Dave, you'll like this one,
Speaker 6: so I might check that one out.
Speaker 4: We watched one last night with a Sandra Bullock that
Speaker 4: came up on our Netflix suggestions called Premonition and it
Speaker 4: was so bad. It got to the end. I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's not you. Sometimes you know the ending is not
Speaker 4: going to resolve anything. It's going to leave you going what.
Speaker 4: And it got to the end where like, what the
Speaker 4: hell just happened? It was like a nonlinear timeline. It
Speaker 4: was stupid. It was a good concept, but we looked
Speaker 4: on Rotten Tomatoes afterward. It had a seven percent rating
Speaker 4: on Rotten Tomatoes because nobody liked the movie Premonitions.
Speaker 5: See what's wild is that you'll watch a seven percent
Speaker 5: Rotten Tomato movie, but you won't watch a ninety five
Speaker 5: percent K Pop deal.
Speaker 4: Hi, I know, I will, I just won't. I just
Speaker 4: Susan does not want to watch Kpop demon Hunters.
Speaker 6: Jenny, we are going to be in twenty twenty eight
Speaker 6: and Bailey will still be Dad.
Speaker 1: You got to watch it.
Speaker 2: I do agree with her on that one, because I'm
Speaker 2: sure I don't disagree on me for.
Speaker 3: Like a month until I finally watch it.
Speaker 2: And then I just randomly turned it on one night
Speaker 2: and I texted her immediately and I was.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, you have to admit good. The title is
Speaker 4: a stupid title.
Speaker 3: It is a stupid title.
Speaker 1: You have to admit, Yeah, turns, but it's so.
Speaker 5: Good ninety five percent Tomato meter and ninety nine percent
Speaker 5: popcorn meter.
Speaker 1: No, I get it.
Speaker 6: Mebe one thing that you should be watching. Coming into
Speaker 6: Disney Plus and Hulu. November fourteenth, The Jonas Brothers are
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Speaker 8: As?
Speaker 7: The Jonahs brothers were great, but us As Brothers like, actually,
Speaker 7: whatever magic was there.
Speaker 5: It's just that.
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