Speaker 1: And I saw you were out last night. You were
Speaker 1: at something at LCA, right, Big three. Well, oh that's
Speaker 1: the ice cube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was there.
Speaker 3: Actually I thought it was ice cube, but his son
Speaker 3: just looks a lot like him. Detroit just got a
Speaker 3: team this year, so I was watching their team play.
Speaker 3: They won against Chicago team, the Detroit Amplifiers.
Speaker 2: I go by the Amps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but when I was there, I don't know if
Speaker 3: y'all saw these memes during the Knicks games of Tina
Speaker 3: Fey like smushed between I want to say it was
Speaker 3: Timothy Charlemagne and who's the black guy? Oh, and Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 3: She's just like squeezed in there. That was me the
Speaker 3: whole game. I had incredible seats, but these two men
Speaker 3: next to me just I don't know if they didn't
Speaker 3: have spatial awareness or what they were like literally legs
Speaker 3: spread open, leaned up, and I'm just in the back
Speaker 3: like this, so uncomfortable the whole game, which I get it,
Speaker 3: those seats are small, but I feel like there has
Speaker 3: to be some sort of etiquette, like when you're on
Speaker 3: a plane and you're sitting.
Speaker 4: And that's exactly what it reminds me of. There's like
Speaker 4: an invisible line. Right, No, you shouldn't cross.
Speaker 3: He was halfway into where my chair's seat was for sure?
Speaker 5: Was he spreading or was he large? No?
Speaker 2: He was. He was like your size, maybe.
Speaker 5: Even a little small. It's large, yeah, But.
Speaker 3: His legs were very, very spread, and I almost wanted
Speaker 3: to be like, can you move over a little bit
Speaker 3: or you have to do that?
Speaker 4: Like, were you where you like cross your legs to
Speaker 4: kind of you to do that?
Speaker 3: So I also think that this guy that was kind
Speaker 3: of all over me was into me. So I think
Speaker 3: he kind of liked it, Like I think he liked
Speaker 3: that I had to be touching seat touching him.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you when I go somewhere and I
Speaker 1: take up more than just my seat when I go somewhere,
Speaker 1: if I am sitting next to another dude, I have
Speaker 1: no problem in what did you call it, man, man spreading?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: I have no problem man spreading all over him or
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 5: Woman.
Speaker 1: I don't do it like yeah, like if I'm sitting next.
Speaker 5: To But here's the deal.
Speaker 1: I have no problem with another person that I don't know,
Speaker 1: unless it's female, because then I don't want her to
Speaker 1: think that I am doing it for that reason and touch.
Speaker 1: And the worst is, and this is the worst thing
Speaker 1: ever when you go to an event, like go to
Speaker 1: a baseball game or whatever, and you have shorts on
Speaker 1: and your hairy legs are touching.
Speaker 4: Somebody you're too fat, Like your body touch mine if
Speaker 4: you're sweaty.
Speaker 2: No, his body was all over mine.
Speaker 1: When I got four inch shorts on, my shorts are
Speaker 1: spreading out.
Speaker 5: There, my four inch short length like length, you know,
Speaker 5: like the real quick.
Speaker 1: I got to throw back to something that you just
Speaker 1: said just a second ago, and I'm highly offended by this,
Speaker 1: and I would like him on air apology when I said,
Speaker 1: was he a large Was he a large man like myself?
Speaker 1: And you said, yeah, he was a bigger guy, maybe
Speaker 1: a little smaller than you, which means he's a bigger guy.
Speaker 5: But you're fatter than No, you're.
Speaker 2: Just a big man.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're tall like that big he was not as tall
Speaker 2: as you.
Speaker 1: I'll accept an on air apology later this morning. I
Speaker 1: would like a retraction on that. Do you do you
Speaker 1: get man spread on the lat Shannon, because you're a
Speaker 1: little one.
Speaker 4: So I feel like this happens to me a lot
Speaker 4: because I'm always the one that gets thrown into a
Speaker 4: middle seat in any situation, whether it's an airplane a
Speaker 4: car ride, and I'm usually just crunched.
Speaker 2: Airplanes, like the middle seat always has to get.
Speaker 4: And I'm always in a middle seat always, always, like
Speaker 4: it never fails because I'm cheap and I buy the
Speaker 4: basic fare if especially if I'm traveling by myself, and
Speaker 4: so I'm I'm always between two people that I'm crunched.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had a thing where I was sitting on a
Speaker 1: plane and there was a woman like a mom like yourself,
Speaker 1: with a child that was like pictured you know, Lucy
Speaker 1: and Smith when they were even littler than they are
Speaker 1: right now. And she put the kid at the window
Speaker 1: and her sitting in the aisle seat because she did
Speaker 1: not want stranger man, stranger danger sitting next to her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was a larger woman, and I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you this, she opened up the armrest thing because when
Speaker 1: she sat.
Speaker 5: In the thing, like you're both big, she was.
Speaker 1: But she opens up the armrest thing and now she's
Speaker 1: literally guess what, we were on one of those cuddle
Speaker 1: couches imagine, yeah, like where she's like basically with me.
Speaker 1: And then when they start bringing by all the you know, beverages,
Speaker 1: and the beverage card comes by. Now she puts her
Speaker 1: tray down, so he got that. And she's got all
Speaker 1: her kids crap all over and the kids got nothing
Speaker 1: in front of them. And I'm like, little bastard can
Speaker 1: actually possibly Yeah, he's got the most comfortable ride in
Speaker 1: the entire flight. What's happening in Taylor?
Speaker 5: How are you? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: I'm doing I'm doing good.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 6: So I was at a concert recently in Grand Rapids.
Speaker 5: I got pit tickets and they were letting us in.
Speaker 6: Single file line and I was number forty wondering if
Speaker 6: I was going to get on the rail, and there
Speaker 6: were these two dudes right in the front on the
Speaker 6: rail completely he spreading their legs as far as they
Speaker 6: could and their arms and I was like, oh, heck no,
Speaker 6: and just went up to him and said, excuse me,
Speaker 6: no saving spots, move your butts.
Speaker 2: Over right now, and squeezed right in there. So you
Speaker 2: just gotta I was too afraid to say something, well.
Speaker 6: Hello, mister, did not hear I had to see you
Speaker 6: next one from the next three and a half four hours.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I was like, you wanted your spot. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 6: On the rail man, I got my front row and
Speaker 6: move over.
Speaker 1: So at any point, though, do you ever said or
Speaker 1: be by a person that's very attractive and you want
Speaker 1: them to spread on you.
Speaker 3: I guess, But like I was trying to see the
Speaker 3: players on the court, and the planers probably thought this
Speaker 3: man was with me.
Speaker 1: My favorite with that whole Tina fe reference that you
Speaker 1: said was it looked like she couldn't even see the game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was like yeah, she was like looking over the shoulders.
Speaker 1: Although Timothy challow May is kind.
Speaker 4: Of a little I was gonna say he's not very
Speaker 4: very large of a person.
Speaker 1: He was just, I guess, more into the game, probably
Speaker 1: than he than he possibly should be. I saw on
Speaker 1: your story. Actually I saw last night. Rick Mahorne was there.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine sitting next to me and Rick Mahorn.
Speaker 3: I did not know who that was, Oh legend, Okay
Speaker 3: that's what I heard.
Speaker 5: Yeah he was.
Speaker 1: He was Honestly, Uh, Rick was was amazing for the
Speaker 1: bad Boys.
Speaker 5: What's up, Andrew? How you doing? Hi? Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: What's happening.
Speaker 2: I was at the Big swe game last night.
Speaker 4: That was awesome.
Speaker 2: Did you think three games.
Speaker 1: Did you see Anna or not? Because she had some
Speaker 1: guys all over her?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I seen she was squished in there.
Speaker 1: My god, did you feel bad for her at all?
Speaker 1: That she was all squished in next to these people?
Speaker 5: She was so little. Little guys were huge, really, they
Speaker 5: were that big. They were they were husky. They were
Speaker 5: by the way, husky was always the thing that I
Speaker 5: would be called as a kid. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My my favorite, Andrea was when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: we went to a doctor. I didn't my dad was
Speaker 1: a doctor, but we did not have my dad, you know,
Speaker 1: be my doctor, because we went to a pediatrician. The
Speaker 1: friend and the guy would call me portly. Oh gosh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't hear anymore portly? Yeah, it was that was
Speaker 1: the terminology that they used. Did you have anybody sitting
Speaker 1: next to you, Andrea? Or do you have good seats?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I was with my husband.
Speaker 5: It was our gate right. Okay? Did you get man
Speaker 5: spread later by him.
Speaker 2: That mojo, I have my baby in the car.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. That's how you tell him? How long? Long time?
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 1: Andrea on the phone, Andrea, have a great morning. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you