WEBVTT - Manspreading 

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<v Speaker 1>And I saw you were out last night. You were

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<v Speaker 1>at something at LCA, right, Big three. Well, oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>the ice cube.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it was there.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I thought it was ice cube, but his son

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<v Speaker 3>just looks a lot like him. Detroit just got a

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<v Speaker 3>team this year, so I was watching their team play.

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<v Speaker 3>They won against Chicago team, the Detroit Amplifiers.

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<v Speaker 2>I go by the Amps.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but when I was there, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>y'all saw these memes during the Knicks games of Tina

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<v Speaker 3>Fey like smushed between I want to say it was

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<v Speaker 3>Timothy Charlemagne and who's the black guy? Oh, and Tracy Morgan.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just like squeezed in there. That was me the

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<v Speaker 3>whole game. I had incredible seats, but these two men

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<v Speaker 3>next to me just I don't know if they didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have spatial awareness or what they were like literally legs

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<v Speaker 3>spread open, leaned up, and I'm just in the back

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<v Speaker 3>like this, so uncomfortable the whole game, which I get it,

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<v Speaker 3>those seats are small, but I feel like there has

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<v Speaker 3>to be some sort of etiquette, like when you're on

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<v Speaker 3>a plane and you're sitting.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's exactly what it reminds me of. There's like

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<v Speaker 4>an invisible line. Right, No, you shouldn't cross.

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<v Speaker 3>He was halfway into where my chair's seat was for sure?

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<v Speaker 5>Was he spreading or was he large? No?

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<v Speaker 2>He was. He was like your size, maybe.

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<v Speaker 5>Even a little small. It's large, yeah, But.

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<v Speaker 3>His legs were very, very spread, and I almost wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to be like, can you move over a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>or you have to do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, were you where you like cross your legs to

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<v Speaker 4>kind of you to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>So I also think that this guy that was kind

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<v Speaker 3>of all over me was into me. So I think

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<v Speaker 3>he kind of liked it, Like I think he liked

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<v Speaker 3>that I had to be touching seat touching him.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you when I go somewhere and I

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<v Speaker 1>take up more than just my seat when I go somewhere,

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<v Speaker 1>if I am sitting next to another dude, I have

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<v Speaker 1>no problem in what did you call it, man, man spreading?

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<v Speaker 5>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no problem man spreading all over him or

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>Woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do it like yeah, like if I'm sitting next.

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<v Speaker 5>To But here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no problem with another person that I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>unless it's female, because then I don't want her to

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<v Speaker 1>think that I am doing it for that reason and touch.

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<v Speaker 1>And the worst is, and this is the worst thing

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<v Speaker 1>ever when you go to an event, like go to

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<v Speaker 1>a baseball game or whatever, and you have shorts on

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<v Speaker 1>and your hairy legs are touching.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody you're too fat, Like your body touch mine if

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<v Speaker 4>you're sweaty.

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<v Speaker 2>No, his body was all over mine.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got four inch shorts on, my shorts are

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<v Speaker 1>spreading out.

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<v Speaker 5>There, my four inch short length like length, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>like the real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to throw back to something that you just

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<v Speaker 1>said just a second ago, and I'm highly offended by this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would like him on air apology when I said,

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<v Speaker 1>was he a large Was he a large man like myself?

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<v Speaker 1>And you said, yeah, he was a bigger guy, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a little smaller than you, which means he's a bigger guy.

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<v Speaker 5>But you're fatter than No, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a big man.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're tall like that big he was not as tall

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<v Speaker 2>as you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll accept an on air apology later this morning. I

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<v Speaker 1>would like a retraction on that. Do you do you

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<v Speaker 1>get man spread on the lat Shannon, because you're a

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<v Speaker 1>little one.

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<v Speaker 4>So I feel like this happens to me a lot

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm always the one that gets thrown into a

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<v Speaker 4>middle seat in any situation, whether it's an airplane a

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<v Speaker 4>car ride, and I'm usually just crunched.

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<v Speaker 2>Airplanes, like the middle seat always has to get.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm always in a middle seat always, always, like

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<v Speaker 4>it never fails because I'm cheap and I buy the

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<v Speaker 4>basic fare if especially if I'm traveling by myself, and

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm I'm always between two people that I'm crunched.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a thing where I was sitting on a

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<v Speaker 1>plane and there was a woman like a mom like yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>with a child that was like pictured you know, Lucy

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<v Speaker 1>and Smith when they were even littler than they are

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<v Speaker 1>right now. And she put the kid at the window

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<v Speaker 1>and her sitting in the aisle seat because she did

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<v Speaker 1>not want stranger man, stranger danger sitting next to her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she was a larger woman, and I'm going to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you this, she opened up the armrest thing because when

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<v Speaker 1>she sat.

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<v Speaker 5>In the thing, like you're both big, she was.

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<v Speaker 1>But she opens up the armrest thing and now she's

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<v Speaker 1>literally guess what, we were on one of those cuddle

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<v Speaker 1>couches imagine, yeah, like where she's like basically with me.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when they start bringing by all the you know, beverages,

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<v Speaker 1>and the beverage card comes by. Now she puts her

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<v Speaker 1>tray down, so he got that. And she's got all

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<v Speaker 1>her kids crap all over and the kids got nothing

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<v Speaker 1>in front of them. And I'm like, little bastard can

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<v Speaker 1>actually possibly Yeah, he's got the most comfortable ride in

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<v Speaker 1>the entire flight. What's happening in Taylor?

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<v Speaker 5>How are you? It's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing I'm doing good.

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<v Speaker 5>One.

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<v Speaker 6>So I was at a concert recently in Grand Rapids.

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<v Speaker 5>I got pit tickets and they were letting us in.

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<v Speaker 6>Single file line and I was number forty wondering if

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<v Speaker 6>I was going to get on the rail, and there

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<v Speaker 6>were these two dudes right in the front on the

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<v Speaker 6>rail completely he spreading their legs as far as they

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<v Speaker 6>could and their arms and I was like, oh, heck no,

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<v Speaker 6>and just went up to him and said, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 6>no saving spots, move your butts.

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<v Speaker 2>Over right now, and squeezed right in there. So you

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<v Speaker 2>just gotta I was too afraid to say something, well.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, mister, did not hear I had to see you

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<v Speaker 6>next one from the next three and a half four hours.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, And I was like, you wanted your spot. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I was.

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<v Speaker 6>On the rail man, I got my front row and

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<v Speaker 6>move over.

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<v Speaker 1>So at any point, though, do you ever said or

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<v Speaker 1>be by a person that's very attractive and you want

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<v Speaker 1>them to spread on you.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, But like I was trying to see the

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<v Speaker 3>players on the court, and the planers probably thought this

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<v Speaker 3>man was with me.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite with that whole Tina fe reference that you

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<v Speaker 1>said was it looked like she couldn't even see the game. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she was like yeah, she was like looking over the shoulders.

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<v Speaker 1>Although Timothy challow May is kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of a little I was gonna say he's not very

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<v Speaker 4>very large of a person.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just, I guess, more into the game, probably

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<v Speaker 1>than he than he possibly should be. I saw on

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<v Speaker 1>your story. Actually I saw last night. Rick Mahorne was there.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine sitting next to me and Rick Mahorn.

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<v Speaker 3>I did not know who that was, Oh legend, Okay

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I heard.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He was Honestly, Uh, Rick was was amazing for the

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<v Speaker 1>bad Boys.

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<v Speaker 5>What's up, Andrew? How you doing? Hi? Good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>What's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>I was at the Big swe game last night.

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<v Speaker 4>That was awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you think three games.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see Anna or not? Because she had some

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<v Speaker 1>guys all over her?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I seen she was squished in there.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, did you feel bad for her at all?

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<v Speaker 1>That she was all squished in next to these people?

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<v Speaker 5>She was so little. Little guys were huge, really, they

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<v Speaker 5>were that big. They were they were husky. They were

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<v Speaker 5>by the way, husky was always the thing that I

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<v Speaker 5>would be called as a kid. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>My my favorite, Andrea was when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>we went to a doctor. I didn't my dad was

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<v Speaker 1>a doctor, but we did not have my dad, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>be my doctor, because we went to a pediatrician. The

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<v Speaker 1>friend and the guy would call me portly. Oh gosh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't hear anymore portly? Yeah, it was that was

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<v Speaker 1>the terminology that they used. Did you have anybody sitting

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<v Speaker 1>next to you, Andrea? Or do you have good seats?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I was with my husband.

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<v Speaker 5>It was our gate right. Okay? Did you get man

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<v Speaker 5>spread later by him.

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<v Speaker 2>That mojo, I have my baby in the car.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry. That's how you tell him? How long? Long time?

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<v Speaker 2>First?

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<v Speaker 1>Andrea on the phone, Andrea, have a great morning. I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate you