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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly show final hour of the

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly show on a wonderful Wednesday. So we got

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of things this hour. We're going to talk about, Oh, look, some,

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<v Speaker 1>some eye popping stats about the murders of transgender people.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll think we'll get to that. I'm going to open

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<v Speaker 1>up here. We'll talk just a couple more minutes on

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<v Speaker 1>the foreigners thing. Once again, we're going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>how they're always communists first. There's an amazing story out

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<v Speaker 1>of Utah. All that emails. So much more coming up

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<v Speaker 1>on the final hour of the world-famous Jesse Kelly show.

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<v Speaker 1>One more word on this foreigners thing. What have they done?

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<v Speaker 1>Since 2002, this is from a Jobs Now paper, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way. Since 2002, 706,457 tech workers have been laid off.

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<v Speaker 1>In four years, 700,000 tech workers. During that period, 670,000

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<v Speaker 1>H-1B visas have been issued to Indian nationals. Your country,

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<v Speaker 1>if you feel like it has changed rapidly, not for

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<v Speaker 1>the better, if you feel like your country has has

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<v Speaker 1>been forcibly ripped from your hands by the elite in

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<v Speaker 1>this country and handed to foreigners, that's because it has.

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<v Speaker 1>That is, this is the fight of our time. It

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<v Speaker 1>just is. And this is why when we have snakes

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<v Speaker 1>like this in the GOP, we have to run them out. Mr.

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<v Speaker 2>President, some of your immigration enforcement efforts have gone too far.

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<v Speaker 1>In July... Yeah. All right. We've talked many times about

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<v Speaker 1>how they're always communists first. whatever role they play in life,

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<v Speaker 1>could be a mother, secretary, a general, an actor, a teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>If a communist is there, the communist sees themselves as

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<v Speaker 1>a communist first and foremost, always, no matter what. And

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<v Speaker 1>they will do things that cost them everything, their families,

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<v Speaker 1>their employment, in order to pursue the communist cause. Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this out of Utah. This is a Melissa Hollyoak,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a U.S. attorney. Listen to this. Before I play this,

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<v Speaker 1>keep in mind, working for the Postal Service has been,

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<v Speaker 1>since I was a child, one of those good gigs

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<v Speaker 1>you can get in life. One of those good gigs because,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, federal worker, guaranteed paycheck, great retirement. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those great gigs. My buddy Jake, when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, his dad was a postal worker, and he

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<v Speaker 1>used to talk to us about what a great gig

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<v Speaker 1>it was. Postal worker is one of those things. If

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<v Speaker 1>one of my sons came home and said, Dad, I

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<v Speaker 1>got the job. I'm going to work for USPS. I

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<v Speaker 1>would think, oh, nice. That's a solid living for the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of his life. You don't give up those gigs.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are cherry gigs. Unless you're a communist.

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<v Speaker 2>Last week, a Utah federal grand jury indicted 34-year-old Damon Matai,

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<v Speaker 2>CE of Payson, Utah, for unlawful secretion, destruction, and delay

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<v Speaker 2>of mail for illegally disposing of mail-in ballots that were

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<v Speaker 2>intended to be delivered in anticipation of our June 2026

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<v Speaker 2>primary election. The indictment alleges that on June 3rd, defendant CE,

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<v Speaker 2>a federal postal worker, discarded over 300 ballots. CE betrayed

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<v Speaker 2>the public's trust when he allegedly threw hundreds of ballots

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<v Speaker 2>in the trash.

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<v Speaker 1>Gave up a gig like that? How could you give

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<v Speaker 1>up a gig like that? Benefits, the works. Now you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to prison? How could you do that? You're a

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<v Speaker 1>postal worker. No, he's not. You think he's a postal

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<v Speaker 1>worker because he wears the uniform. He drives that white

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<v Speaker 1>boxy post office truck around. So you look at him

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<v Speaker 1>and you see postal worker, but when he looks in

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<v Speaker 1>the mirror, he sees communist. The whole postal worker thing,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just an opportunity. That's an opportunity to move the

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<v Speaker 1>revolution forward. Hey, Jesse, in my opinion, the Trump administration

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<v Speaker 1>does not appear to have a well-orchestrated message of the

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<v Speaker 1>positive changes and significant impact of the past two years.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump does his messaging, which is usually lacking because, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>of his ego. J.D. does his. Stephen Miller does his.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Holman does his, et cetera. But the American people,

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<v Speaker 1>if they are even considering voting Republican in the midterms,

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<v Speaker 1>need to have it spelled out in a factual, simple,

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<v Speaker 1>and clever manner again and again and again and again

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<v Speaker 1>and again. All right, so this is a very sharp

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<v Speaker 1>email because it really goes to political messaging and This

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<v Speaker 1>is one of those kind of gross things about human

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<v Speaker 1>nature and politics, but it is really, really, really true.

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<v Speaker 1>In politics, if you are running on something and you

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<v Speaker 1>want to run on something, you have to represent something.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll have an opinion on everything, but you really want

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<v Speaker 1>to run on something, right? Low taxes, secure border, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is. You want to keep it simple and consistent.

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<v Speaker 1>Simple and consistent. And the reason you want to keep

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<v Speaker 1>it simple and consistent is it takes– you know what

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<v Speaker 1>they told me a long time ago? I forget where

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<v Speaker 1>I read this. I forget who told me this or

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<v Speaker 1>where I read this, but that if you hear an

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<v Speaker 1>advertisement for something– that you have to hear it at

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<v Speaker 1>least three times before it actually goes into your head

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<v Speaker 1>at all with any kind of staying power. You'll hear

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<v Speaker 1>me say something about an advertiser once. You'll hear me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like you don't hear me. But it takes

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<v Speaker 1>three times for that to get into your head and

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<v Speaker 1>for that to stay inside of your head. You've heard

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<v Speaker 1>me talk about chalk. A million times. But the first

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<v Speaker 1>time you heard me talk about natural herbal supplements from Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>you probably heard me, maybe had some interest for 30 seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>but then you moved on. You had to, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the same way. Everyone's the same way. It's not a

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<v Speaker 1>stupidity thing. You have to hear it again and again

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<v Speaker 1>and again. And you have to find out that Chuck

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<v Speaker 1>give you a 20% increase in your T levels in

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<v Speaker 1>90 days. If you get a subscription at chuck.com slash Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute. Two more times. Chuck.com slash Jesse chuck.com

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<v Speaker 1>slash Jesse. Back to what I was saying already. All right. Sorry. Sorry. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Political messaging has to be simple and consistent. Simple and consistent.

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<v Speaker 1>Over and over and over again. You know the most

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<v Speaker 1>brilliant thing Trump ever did on the campaign trail, and

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<v Speaker 1>it happened very early? Make America great again. Trump, make

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<v Speaker 1>America great again. Make America great again. Make America... That

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<v Speaker 1>is so... It doesn't even... It says a lot without

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<v Speaker 1>saying anything, right? It's extremely simple. Make America great again.

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<v Speaker 1>Four words. Over and over and over again. But... That's

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<v Speaker 1>the message that gets through to people over and over

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<v Speaker 1>and over and over again. Simple and consistent. Simple and consistent.

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<v Speaker 1>The Republicans, I can't just make this about Trump because

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<v Speaker 1>Trump isn't even running. I mean, he wants Republicans to win,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is about Trump. This is about the House GOP.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about the Senate GOP. The Republicans have had no

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<v Speaker 1>consistency at all with their message leading up to November 18th.

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<v Speaker 1>And they do need to tighten it up and they

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<v Speaker 1>need to tighten it up now. And it needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be simple and consistent. Now, this can be very difficult because, well,

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, you mentioned Trump and J.D. Trump just has

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<v Speaker 1>a wildly different style than J.D. Vance has. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to say one is better than the other.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very, very different. And one may be good in

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<v Speaker 1>this scenario. The other one may be better in another scenario,

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<v Speaker 1>for instance. Again, Trump is an excellent campaigner because Trump

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<v Speaker 1>brags about everything. That's a great way to campaign because

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<v Speaker 1>it gives people hope. Elect me and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>fix this and I'm going to fix that. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do the largest mass deportation ever. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be the hottest country in the world. That's awesome on

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<v Speaker 1>the campaign trail. It gives people hope. It makes people think, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I could have a better future. It lifts people up

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<v Speaker 1>when you campaign like that. On the campaign trail, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>But Donald Trump doesn't do that to campaign. He does

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<v Speaker 1>that because that's who he is. That's who he's always been.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how he is. So once he gets elected, prices

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<v Speaker 1>don't go down, starts a stupid war in Iran, $ 4

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<v Speaker 1>a gallon gas, he doesn't have second gear. Golden age!

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<v Speaker 1>Best economy ever! Why don't you talk about it more? J.D.

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<v Speaker 1>'s style is a little different. Probably better tailored for

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<v Speaker 1>these times. J.D. 's style is much more along the

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<v Speaker 1>lines of, hey, I know you're hurtin'. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>work on that. Give us a shot to get that fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget, though, Democrats are crazy. You know, they're very

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<v Speaker 1>different styles. And I'm really not saying one's better than

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<v Speaker 1>the other. But in this particular situation, J.D. 's is

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<v Speaker 1>better because it sounds more understanding. Getting that consistency of

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<v Speaker 1>message across the board can be difficult, but it is important.

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<v Speaker 1>But they've been terrible at it for a little while.

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<v Speaker 1>They were terrible at it. They still are terrible at

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<v Speaker 1>it about the whole Iran thing. They've been all over

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<v Speaker 1>the map about that. The one they finally settled on

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<v Speaker 1>was Iran can never have a nuclear weapon. But in

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning, they said Iran was about to attack us.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they also said, well, we did it for

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<v Speaker 1>someone else. We did it for Israel. Trump said that himself.

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<v Speaker 1>And they kind of bounced all around, almost kind of

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<v Speaker 1>throwing everything against the wall to see where it landed. Finally,

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<v Speaker 1>they landed on, they can't have a nuclear weapon. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was not simple and consistently. So it was a harder,

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<v Speaker 1>harder sell. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful Wednesday. You can email the show, jesse at jessekellyshow.com. Pinkflower,

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<v Speaker 1>you were talking about saltwater crocodiles in Australia along with

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<v Speaker 1>other deadly animals, the great white and blue-winged octopus, etc.

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<v Speaker 1>Weren't you almost taken out by a sea urchin? Does

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<v Speaker 1>Australia have your arch nemesis there? I wasn't almost taken

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<v Speaker 1>out by the sea urchin. No, I wasn't, Chris. That

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<v Speaker 1>is so overblown. The people have overblown this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. In case you just now got to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the sea urchin story. In the Marine Corps, my unit,

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<v Speaker 1>every two years, they would go do six months in Okinawa.

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<v Speaker 1>You would deploy to Okinawa, Japan, Japan. While you were there,

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing training, all kinds of amphibious training and jungle

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<v Speaker 1>warfare training, and you go to Thailand and Mount Fuji.

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<v Speaker 1>You go do different training. That's why we went there

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<v Speaker 1>for six months. Now, I like Okinawa. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a blast. But it's an island. It's a tropical island.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to spend a lot of time on the beach,

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<v Speaker 1>down by the water. It's what you're going to do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what you would do. When we weren't working, when

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<v Speaker 1>we weren't running and doing all the things Marines do,

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<v Speaker 1>we were generally down by the water. We spent most

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<v Speaker 1>of our time. We had a horseshoe pit. We spent

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<v Speaker 1>most of our time throwing horseshoes, drinking beer, and they

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<v Speaker 1>had little outdoor crappy grills. But we'd go get charcoal

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<v Speaker 1>and we'd just grill up meat all day long and

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<v Speaker 1>drink beer all day long and play horseshoes all day long.

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<v Speaker 1>It was as Marine Corps as you could possibly imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it was. During one of these fateful days,

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<v Speaker 1>it was towards the end of the day. Let's put

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<v Speaker 1>it that way. We had been at it for quite

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<v Speaker 1>some time. And I'm obsessed with the water. I love

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<v Speaker 1>the water. I always have. It could be a swimming pool,

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<v Speaker 1>a river, a lake, the ocean. When I see it,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get in it. I just love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's how I was raised. I love the water.

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<v Speaker 1>At some point, I'm bored with horseshoes. Got a full belly.

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<v Speaker 1>Feeling pretty good. And I look out at the ocean

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<v Speaker 1>and think, I'm going in. And so I just stripped

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<v Speaker 1>off my shirt and went running down across the beach

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<v Speaker 1>and right into the water. I probably should not have

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<v Speaker 1>been swimming in the ocean at this point in time.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a little late in the day. But I did.

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<v Speaker 1>And the ocean can be a very dangerous place. This time,

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<v Speaker 1>I ended up getting myself on a bunch of coral.

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<v Speaker 1>There was coral underneath the surface. I know. I've known

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<v Speaker 1>my whole life that you don't touch coral, not only

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<v Speaker 1>because it's bad for the coral. There's all sorts of

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<v Speaker 1>stickers and poisonous things. There's all sorts of things that

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<v Speaker 1>live in the coral you really don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>brushing up against. You generally want to stay away from it,

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<v Speaker 1>plus the coral itself will cut you. I wasn't thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that clearly. I put my foot down and, oh, that hurts.

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<v Speaker 1>Something stabs like the front sole of my foot. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not stressing it. Not even hurting that bad. Swim

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<v Speaker 1>back to the shore, no big deal. Go up, go

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep. We go for a run the next morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Next morning, it's platoon PT. We go out there, PT gear.

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<v Speaker 1>We go for a run. And it feels like there

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<v Speaker 1>is a needle jammed into the bottom of my foot.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot run. There's something wrong. Finally, I go sit

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of the road. My doc says, let

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<v Speaker 1>me look at this. What is wrong with you? And

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<v Speaker 1>he looks and he says, holy crap, Kelly, you have

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<v Speaker 1>something in there. There's like something in your foot. I

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<v Speaker 1>go down, see the medical people and they proceed. to

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<v Speaker 1>pull a sea urchin needle out of my foot, one

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<v Speaker 1>I had stepped on. Okay? Maybe you're thinking that's the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the story. You would be mistaken. For years

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<v Speaker 1>after that, 17 years, that part of my foot bothered me.

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<v Speaker 1>Bothered me all the time, nagging at me, hurting, sore,

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. And I went to see a foot

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<v Speaker 1>guy at one point in time, foot specialist. And guy

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<v Speaker 1>was just an idiot. Looked at it and said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Everything looks fine. You got a little callus there.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's good to go. Fast forward to a few years back.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say five years ago. I don't remember the number.

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<v Speaker 1>My buddy, Michael Berry, I was complaining about my foot.

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<v Speaker 1>We were hanging out with, I was hanging out with

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<v Speaker 1>my mentor, Michael Berry. And he said, that doesn't sound right.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me look at it. And he looks at it

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<v Speaker 1>and he, calls up this doctor friend of his. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's world-renowned. People fly all over to come see

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<v Speaker 1>this guy. And he said, hey, will you see this guy?

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't have any money. He said, will you

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<v Speaker 1>see him free? Please, he doesn't have any money. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even have insurance at the time. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>go in and see this doc, and he said, there's

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<v Speaker 1>something in your foot. I said, okay. And he proceeds

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<v Speaker 1>to gouge out a hole in the bottom of my

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<v Speaker 1>foot And he showed it to me afterwards. I had

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<v Speaker 1>sea urchin needle shards in my foot for 17 years,

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<v Speaker 1>causing me problems. 17 years. What, Chris? Yes, that's correct, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris remembers the story. They did not use anesthetic. That

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<v Speaker 1>was on my request that they did not use anesthetic. Because, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to seem like a wuss, one. Two,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want a needle jammed in the bottom of

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<v Speaker 1>my foot. I'm not afraid of needles. It just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a good time to me. So instead, they

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<v Speaker 1>gave me these two little rubber balls to squeeze for

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<v Speaker 1>when the pain got too bad. And I just had

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<v Speaker 1>to sit there. And then all the nurses are gathering

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<v Speaker 1>around like, oh my gosh, look at his foot. It

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<v Speaker 1>was really a horrific situation. It is the Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. If you miss any

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<v Speaker 1>part of the show, you can download it. iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Headline,

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<v Speaker 1>murders of transgender people. primarily motivated by intimate partner violence

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<v Speaker 1>and not hate. We, of course, all knew this was true.

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<v Speaker 1>The commies on the left want us to think that

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<v Speaker 1>there are people out there hunting down trannies for sport.

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<v Speaker 1>But the truth is that trannies, they get into relationships

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<v Speaker 1>with other trannies. And it's a relationship. It's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>it's two redheads. They're both mentally ill. And a mentally

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<v Speaker 1>ill relationship oftentimes ends in terrible violence. And just giving

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<v Speaker 1>it to you, look, this is as honest as I

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<v Speaker 1>can possibly be. We have a tranny who works in

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<v Speaker 1>our building. No, he doesn't work for us or anything

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<v Speaker 1>like that. It's a huge office building. There's a tranny

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<v Speaker 1>that works in our building. I won't park close to

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<v Speaker 1>that person. I won't. And it's not because I'm grossed

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<v Speaker 1>out or weirded out, although I most definitely am grossed

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<v Speaker 1>out and weirded out. But that's not why I won't

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<v Speaker 1>park next to him. If you are a human, a

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<v Speaker 1>man or a woman, and you're mixed up about the

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<v Speaker 1>very sex God made you with, if that has you confused,

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<v Speaker 1>you have serious mental health problems, and I, out of

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<v Speaker 1>basic self-preservation, have to assume that you could potentially become violent.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I not assume that? If there was some

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<v Speaker 1>guy walking around the parking lot... speaking in weird phrases

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<v Speaker 1>and slathering peanut butter all over his chest, I would

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<v Speaker 1>avoid him too. Why? Because he has mental health issues.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how mentally broken he is. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what he may or may not do in the

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<v Speaker 1>next couple minutes. So when I walk around, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to give him a wide berth, get in my car,

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<v Speaker 1>hand on my weapon, and I'm going to drive away

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<v Speaker 1>just in case. And trannies are treated the exact same way.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're always killing each other, too. Happens all the

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<v Speaker 1>freaking time. All right, back to this, they're always communists first.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a show, TV show, you never watched. Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>The show was called She-Hulk. Of course, everybody made fun

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<v Speaker 1>of it because it turned out, surprise, surprise, to be

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of commie gobbly gook no one wanted. All right. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this lady who starred in She-Hulk said, Her name was

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<v Speaker 1>Tatiana Maslany. You don't know who that is and you

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<v Speaker 1>never will because she'll probably never be in anything again.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Remember how I said they always see themselves

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<v Speaker 1>as communists first? Remember that this woman has the first...

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<v Speaker 1>major role she's ever had. People who act, actors and actresses,

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<v Speaker 1>dream of that one breakout role. One. Just give me one.

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<v Speaker 1>She had that opportunity. Listen to this woman. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think she sees herself as an actress again? When she

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<v Speaker 1>looks in the mirror, do you think after she goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think she sees a communist?

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<v Speaker 3>Like everything is political. All entertainment is political because it

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<v Speaker 3>has a viewpoint and it has it has a perspective.

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<v Speaker 3>It has visual representation of the world we live in

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<v Speaker 3>or the kinds of things that are funny or acceptable

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<v Speaker 3>or the ways that people relate to each other. It's

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<v Speaker 3>all about that. Like, there's no disconnect in my mind.

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<v Speaker 3>And to me, those are two very rich men who

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<v Speaker 3>stand to lose a lot if they stand up for something.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the real reason.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, 100%.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not about if any of it was about, will

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<v Speaker 1>I have fewer opportunities to make money? Yeah, totally. And like.

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<v Speaker 3>art should destabilize people too. I mean, I'm not thinking

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Selleck is going like, Magnum P.O. should really, really

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<v Speaker 3>disturb people on a core level.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But like art moves people, whether that's in like a

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<v Speaker 3>shock way, a laughter way, all of it. It's like,

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<v Speaker 3>it's an, it's a communication with the world. Like I just, no,

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<v Speaker 3>a hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Not. She sees herself as a communist. And whatever role

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<v Speaker 1>she plays in life, she probably won't be an actress anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever role she plays from here, she will view that

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<v Speaker 1>as a communist role as well. Hey, Oracle, I love

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<v Speaker 1>the show, especially the history and Medal of Honor segments.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you talk about the Japanese invasion of Alaska Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was wondering if you knew the importance of

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<v Speaker 1>that event. Our guys retrieved a downed Japanese fighter plane,

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<v Speaker 1>sent it home, and after reverse engineering, discovered the fuel

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<v Speaker 1>injection on the engines. Plus the fact that their planes

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<v Speaker 1>had very little armor plating. That was the reason their

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<v Speaker 1>planes were so much more maneuverable and faster. After our

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<v Speaker 1>air corps made adjustments, this helped turn the tide. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know if you knew this story or didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>time to talk about it. I... I actually did know

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<v Speaker 1>that story, not trying to be that guy. I did

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<v Speaker 1>know that story, but you are correct. That story is

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<v Speaker 1>so freaking cool. I should have talked about it on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I rushed through it. Maybe I,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that part of the story now back to,

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<v Speaker 1>back to this little tidbit on the story. This is,

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<v Speaker 1>this is something it's, it's fascinating when you read military conflicts,

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<v Speaker 1>how much of it comes down to technology and, and

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<v Speaker 1>then countering their technology. And this goes across the span

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<v Speaker 1>of history. In ancient warfare, we developed a new tip

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<v Speaker 1>for our spears, sharper, stronger. All right, well, you start out,

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<v Speaker 1>and soon you're stabbing everyone to death, and you're winning.

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<v Speaker 1>But the other side eventually is going to get their

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<v Speaker 1>hands on one of those spears, and they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the drawing board, and they're going to say, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got to figure out some way to counter this.

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<v Speaker 1>I have another one for you. I've told you this

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<v Speaker 1>one before. It's one of the most fascinating ones. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>every spot of land on Earth was conquered by a

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<v Speaker 1>more technologically advanced people, and there were lesser technologically advanced

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<v Speaker 1>peoples on that land beforehand. This includes Japan. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>know that? You can picture samurai armor. I know you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone has a general idea of what samurai armor looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know the Japanese did not originally have that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of armor? Why did they develop the flaps on

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<v Speaker 1>the shoulders and whatnot? Because they were fighting against these people.

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<v Speaker 1>who had a specific fighting style, and they needed more

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<v Speaker 1>flexibility in their arms and legs and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You couldn't just show up with a metal chest plate

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<v Speaker 1>and win. You had to be more flexible to counter

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<v Speaker 1>these people, so they developed counter armor, and this stuff

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<v Speaker 1>always exists. In World War II, one of the main things,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is an unbelievably nerdy detail, but I'll leave

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<v Speaker 1>you with that because we'll get back to politics and

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff. One of the things America had that Japanese

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<v Speaker 1>did not, we have many things that the Japanese did not,

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<v Speaker 1>but one of the things America had they did not

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<v Speaker 1>was self-sealing fuel tanks. Self-sealing fuel tanks. Remember how brave

0:24:41.660 --> 0:24:44.740
<v Speaker 1>these guys are on every side. They're in this tiny

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<v Speaker 1>little tin can far above the earth firing machine guns

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<v Speaker 1>at each other. That is the most dangerous game, if

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<v Speaker 1>you will. You want your plane to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>take some sort of punishment because the chances are, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>certainly if someone gets behind you, you lose sight of them,

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<v Speaker 1>you might take a little bit of punishment. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>poor Japanese, they didn't advance technologically the way we did.

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<v Speaker 1>Their fuel tanks did not seal when they were shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Their fuel tanks leaked. And you ever seen all that

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<v Speaker 1>smoke on a World War II plane? where there's smoke,

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<v Speaker 1>there's fire. If there's leaking fuel, that little shot in

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<v Speaker 1>your fuel tank might end up with you plummeting down

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<v Speaker 1>to earth in a big ball of flames. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you advance to the point where your fuel tank can

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<v Speaker 1>get shot and it'll just seal right back up, saves

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<v Speaker 1>more lives than you can imagine. How about that for

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<v Speaker 1>a nerdy detail? All right. Uh, We'll make fun of

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<v Speaker 1>James Tallarico's pastor. I have to get to that. It

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<v Speaker 1>is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. But we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>come back tomorrow to do all this again. And you

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<v Speaker 1>can email us, jesse at jessekellyshow.com. I'm so insane with

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<v Speaker 1>jealousy right now. Now, to rewind just a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't had one of these in years, okay? But

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, when I first started doing radio, eight years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I didn't have any money. No one listened

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<v Speaker 1>to the show. And times were pretty tight in the

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly household. But I had this piece of gold drop

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<v Speaker 1>into my lap. And here's what it was. Chick-fil-A, they

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<v Speaker 1>invited all the local radio hosts to this big Chick-fil-A party.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was like a two hour, I'm not even kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like two hours. A two-hour Chick-fil-A pep rally. Corey,

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<v Speaker 1>have you been? Corey's been to it. Okay. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking balloons and Chick-fil-A this and Chick-fil-A speeches and rah, rah, Chick-fil-A. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't imagine. It's a big, big party. Attendance, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want the prize, is required. But if you go,

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<v Speaker 1>and they make you stay the whole time, which really sucked.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you go, and if you stay the whole time,

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<v Speaker 1>On the way out the door, they hand you a box,

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<v Speaker 1>and you open it up, and it has inside of

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<v Speaker 1>it a Chick-fil-A black card. You ever heard of one

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<v Speaker 1>of these? I don't even know if they still exist,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way. But a Chick-fil-A black card was this.

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<v Speaker 1>It granted you, the Chick-fil-A black card holder, you could

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<v Speaker 1>go to any Chick-fil-A location once a day, Only once

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<v Speaker 1>a day, but once a day, and you could get

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<v Speaker 1>a full meal paid for. Sandwich, side, drink. Sandwich, side, drink.

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<v Speaker 1>You would go, order your food, walk up to the window,

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<v Speaker 1>present it to the cashier. Usually, these things are so rare,

0:27:57.630 --> 0:28:00.369
<v Speaker 1>the cashier didn't know what it was. They'd go, hang on,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to grab my manager. The manager would always

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<v Speaker 1>know what it was. Okay, sounds good. They handy your

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<v Speaker 1>food for free. Now, look. When you don't have any money,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a pretty nice little freaking perk. That's a free

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<v Speaker 1>meal a day. I had this for, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was two years, and I don't know. Again, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know that they still exist. To this day,

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<v Speaker 1>I want my black card back. I'm so jealous of

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<v Speaker 1>it that I want my black card. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if they're out there. I thought I had it good.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy apparently is an NFL wide receiver. Sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>stopped watching during the Black Lives Matter stuff. Devontae Adams. Corey,

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<v Speaker 1>is he good? He's good. Corey says he's really good. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>He has a Taco Bell card that is unlimited. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a purple card.

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<v Speaker 4>This is basically like a black card, but it's purple

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<v Speaker 4>and only can be used at Taco Bell. But it

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<v Speaker 4>is unlimited, and I can get in there and go buy,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, $ 7 million worth of Taco Bell today

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<v Speaker 4>if I wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. go have a Taco Bell party.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's probably one of the coolest flexes I have

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<v Speaker 4>is that, you know, the black card and all that

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<v Speaker 4>stuff's cool. But a lot of people have that. Only

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<v Speaker 4>two people have the purple card right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know the things I would do for an

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<v Speaker 1>unlimited Taco Bell cart? Chris, I mean, you're laughing. I

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<v Speaker 1>would cut off my pinky toe for an unlimited Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Bell cart. You know what? You can take both of them.

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<v Speaker 1>You can have both of them. I might even consider

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<v Speaker 1>other body parts, maybe a ring toe or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the tip of a finger. Then you can always

0:29:42.430 --> 0:29:45.150
<v Speaker 1>tell stories about that. Hey, what happened to your finger?

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted an unlimited Taco Bell card. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I would do to have unlimited Taco Bell? That

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<v Speaker 1>is so freaking cool. I didn't even know that existed. What, Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>Would I share it with you? No, no, no. But

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<v Speaker 1>what I would do, I give you my word on this.

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<v Speaker 1>I would let you smell it when I came in.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I would eat it right here in front

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<v Speaker 1>of you. And that just go, you ever seen that movie?

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<v Speaker 1>What about Bob? I know I do that now, but

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<v Speaker 1>it would be even worse. You ever seen that movie?

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<v Speaker 1>What about Bob? When he sits down for dinner with

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<v Speaker 1>the family and he sits there the whole time going,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I would do to you guys. Every single

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<v Speaker 1>day I ordered unlimited Taco Bell and man, I, I

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<v Speaker 1>want one. Chris, Let me shoot you straight. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that's something the suits could make happen? You don't

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<v Speaker 1>think so? Are you sure? Dang it. I really want one. What?

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<v Speaker 1>I would not bankrupt the company. I would not. I

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<v Speaker 1>would be respectful. And I couldn't even, you know how

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<v Speaker 1>Ob is. I couldn't even go once more. If I

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<v Speaker 1>even went once a day, Ob would end up freaking

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<v Speaker 1>out and stealing my card. That's not healthy. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>have organic. You know exactly what I'm talking about. But, gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>I want one. And now. Here's a headline. Go, you

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<v Speaker 1>know the thing. Headlines we didn't get to. Exclusive. It's

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<v Speaker 1>from The Blaze. Hidden camera footage captures Tallarico's pastor saying

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<v Speaker 1>evangelical Christians are not smart and comparing Trump to Hitler. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a pastor. He's a communist. He's a communist

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<v Speaker 1>wearing the skin suit of a pastor. Again, communist first.

0:31:47.170 --> 0:31:52.150
<v Speaker 1>Brandon Gill blasts Democrats for using illegal immigration as a

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<v Speaker 1>path to political power. Sounds like somebody I know. Senator

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<v Speaker 1>Bernie Sanders announces a bill to ban artificial superintelligence and

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<v Speaker 1>create the Department of AI. That's not what Bernie Sanders proposed.

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<v Speaker 1>What Bernie Sanders proposed was him controlling AI because he

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<v Speaker 1>knows AI is going to be powerful. It's just the

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<v Speaker 1>naked pursuit of power. The refrigerator is dead. Samsung's AI

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<v Speaker 1>fridges shut down after an update causes outrage. This brings

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<v Speaker 1>me back to all this AI technology stuff that you

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<v Speaker 1>and I have talked about so many times before. It's

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<v Speaker 1>constantly being sold as something that's going to take over

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<v Speaker 1>the world, and I know it's going to play a

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<v Speaker 1>very important role in things. Every time there's some advancement

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<v Speaker 1>in technology, it breaks more. Every single time. It's never

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<v Speaker 1>going to work. Ooh, Kraft Dinner. Kraft Dinner's wildest collab yet.

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:58.390
<v Speaker 1>KD and Solly's launch a cream soda that tastes like

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<v Speaker 1>mac and cheese. That sounds fantastic. Elephants hide behind trees

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<v Speaker 1>and stage a surprise attack on poachers targeting rhinos in

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<v Speaker 1>South Africa. Gosh, I love elephants. I'm an elephant fan,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's why I'm nice to feminists. Iran recruiting boys

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<v Speaker 1>as young as 12 to train for self-sacrifice brigades in

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<v Speaker 1>They're recruiting 12-year-old boys? Sounds like Penn State. That's all.