Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. Good
Speaker 1: to have you guys with us today. Yesterday was a
Speaker 1: hillatious day for me. I literally almost like lost it,
Speaker 1: and Shannon actually was on the phone with me at
Speaker 1: that time. I was talking to Shannon on the phone
Speaker 1: while I was going to buy sweet potatoes at a
Speaker 1: local grocery store. I'll just put it that way, Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't want to like make them look bad or
Speaker 1: anything going on, because I like this local grocery store.
Speaker 1: What they do, they did do nothing. So I was
Speaker 1: talking to Shannon and as I was picking up, you know,
Speaker 1: sweet potatoes and throwing them into a plastic bag, which
Speaker 1: I had to get five of them because we have
Speaker 1: people staying in our house. And as I'm talking to Shannon,
Speaker 1: I'm walking to go get to the sweet potatoes, and
Speaker 1: I passed by this woman that was there, and I
Speaker 1: didn't think much of it. You know, you passed by
Speaker 1: lots of people only to actually get down on the
Speaker 1: phone with Shannon at a point where I think you were.
Speaker 1: I was in the middle of telling a story. You
Speaker 1: were telling us. You were telling a story about what
Speaker 1: they had you do at your gig or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yesterday had an appearance at the airport. So I'm in
Speaker 2: the middle of this and you very abruptly What.
Speaker 1: Did I do? Because I don't even remember because what
Speaker 1: I saw you.
Speaker 2: Just I mean I truly was in the middle of
Speaker 2: telling the story, and you were like, Okay, well have
Speaker 2: a good night.
Speaker 1: I hope you get some rest. I'll talk to you
Speaker 1: in the morning. And I was like, cut you off.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, okay. I witnessed a woman throw up.
Speaker 1: It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. No, she
Speaker 1: threw up about probably your distance from me. She was
Speaker 1: standing over there. She got it all over the floor.
Speaker 1: Project shy ob spent over. It was like, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, it goes and project. It was one of
Speaker 1: those ones where it just like like I can't get head.
Speaker 1: There was some sort of commotion. It was crazy, and
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do, because you ever have
Speaker 1: that happen to you, where you witness something and you
Speaker 1: go I cannot believe I witnessed it. And then I
Speaker 1: started thinking to myself, oh my god, five seconds ago,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe not. I don't even know if five
Speaker 1: seconds ago. It could probably could have been like thirty
Speaker 1: seconds ago or something. I was standing next to her,
Speaker 1: and that would have been all over my hocus wow,
Speaker 1: I would have had and there were white hocus. That's
Speaker 1: the worst nice You'll never get those out. So I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring this up. What is the closest that
Speaker 1: you have ever been to being in the wrong place
Speaker 1: at the wrong time. What is the one thing that
Speaker 1: you know you almost got to be part of because
Speaker 1: you know that that happened. Because I think about this
Speaker 1: all the time whenever I leave to go somewhere, or
Speaker 1: we go as a family somewhere and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I forgot something inside and I go inside, and I think,
Speaker 1: what if that one moment, Yeah, saves our family's life.
Speaker 1: I do that all the time. Yeah. Or if you
Speaker 1: don't do something, if you cancel something and you don't
Speaker 1: go and then you look on the news, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: look what happened? Eight four four Mojo Live eight four
Speaker 1: four sixty sixty five six five four eight. The other
Speaker 1: thing I wanted to do and just throw this out there.
Speaker 1: And I know that you guys don't like puke. Some
Speaker 1: of you guys have weak stomachs and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: My stomach really wasn't that week I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: what I did. I saw it, went over there, not
Speaker 1: gonna lie to you, walked over to see what she ate.
Speaker 2: No, no, you did not well, I.
Speaker 1: Walked to it. First off, I walked over because I'm like,
Speaker 1: is she gonna be? Is she okay? She was so
Speaker 1: embarrassed by the things. She kind of like moved fast.
Speaker 1: But then I then I looked down on the floor,
Speaker 1: and you remember when you were in school and the
Speaker 1: the person would the janitor would put the sawdust on there.
Speaker 1: It was like, wasn't it like oranges or something?
Speaker 2: I can still smell she.
Speaker 1: She had a bit of orangeishins. Oh my god, yes,
Speaker 1: it was Like I gets me.
Speaker 2: I feel like once you become a mom, you're kind
Speaker 2: of numb to a lot of things. And it's not
Speaker 2: even necessarily the sight of puke. It's the sound of
Speaker 2: somebody puking that really makes me want to gag.
Speaker 1: The actual like, like that sound effect that I just
Speaker 1: played just as I can ago, Does it get you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But like I've heard that so many times, I'm kind
Speaker 2: of desensitized to it. But if I hear somebody vomiting,
Speaker 2: it's so gross.
Speaker 1: What is it about your kids? Though when my kids
Speaker 1: would puke, I had no problem with it. It never
Speaker 1: made me woo boogers. Yeah anything. I really don't care.
Speaker 1: If they have my genetics, I'm fine with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if it's a stranger, yeah, like a complete stranger
Speaker 1: puking and honestly, nurses, I bow down to you. Yeah, doctors, Randy,
Speaker 1: what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4: Hi you guys doing.
Speaker 1: Doing okay, Randy? My stomach was a little churning, but
Speaker 1: I did eat the sweet potatoes last night.
Speaker 3: Oh anyway, I just want to share this story those
Speaker 3: back then when I was like, you know, going to school.
Speaker 3: After school, I was going to take a bus. I'm
Speaker 3: taking a bus going home. When I get to the
Speaker 3: bus stop, a friend of mine, which have the same
Speaker 3: name as me, right, said oh, we'll take the next one.
Speaker 3: I said, no, I got to go. I meant her
Speaker 3: to go home. So I took the bus and then
Speaker 3: he stayed. By the time I get home to where
Speaker 3: my staff is, there there bystanders over there that I
Speaker 3: know a friend of mine too. They say, oh, you're here.
Speaker 3: I was like why. I was like, I heard you
Speaker 3: get stabbed, so so That's when I realized that that
Speaker 3: friend of mine that had the same name as me
Speaker 3: get stab over there and where we're waiting the bus,
Speaker 3: and I'm thinking, like, holy s moke, I swear all
Speaker 3: my hair that I have was standing up when I
Speaker 3: heard that.
Speaker 1: How crazy is that true?
Speaker 3: Story? It was? I couldn't. I couldn't forget that never
Speaker 3: ever until now, I can still see that scene in
Speaker 3: my face on my head.
Speaker 1: I mean, can I tell you how lucky you are?
Speaker 1: You definitely got God or something watching over you, buddy.
Speaker 3: Imagine that it could have been me, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I know that's that's now, that's crazy. Just and
Speaker 1: honestly you're You're honestly a good guy. Because just when
Speaker 1: I saw that woman throw up like that, the hair
Speaker 1: on the back of my head stood right up. It
Speaker 1: was awful. I could have been dead, Randy, I could
Speaker 1: have been dead. He taught me history is much better
Speaker 1: than my story. What's up, Sarah? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm okay.
Speaker 3: How about yourself?
Speaker 1: I'm doing okay. I'm a little tired. That's okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Because because what happened explaining this story.
Speaker 4: It plays over in my head. Because I was sitting
Speaker 4: in the front seat with my boyfriend. He kicked up
Speaker 4: one of his friends and he had a gun. My
Speaker 4: boyfriend had his gun in the car.
Speaker 1: His friend was like, oh okay, yeah, he had a
Speaker 1: sitting in the back of me, all right.
Speaker 4: So he held the gun and next thing you know, he
Speaker 4: put his finger on the trigger, pull the trigger. The
Speaker 4: bullet went through my hair and out the window. Your boyfriend,
Speaker 4: I lost my hair and for four days. No, his
Speaker 4: friend that got in the back seat, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: So how how touching the gun? His My stupid boyfriend
Speaker 4: gave it to him like he was like, oh, let
Speaker 4: me see that.
Speaker 5: That's sweet, that's sweet.
Speaker 1: And he had he had no gun skeal. You take
Speaker 1: the class.
Speaker 4: So if you take the class, you can never put
Speaker 4: your finger on that never unless you're ready to use it.
Speaker 1: And Sarah, he came just inches away from killing you,
Speaker 1: for God's sake, Yes.
Speaker 4: And that plays in my hand over and over. That's
Speaker 4: why I say I'm supposed to be here. You know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. Real talk?
Speaker 1: Are you sure that your boyfriend wasn't trying to set
Speaker 1: him up to kill you and he just messed No?
Speaker 4: I don't think did that?
Speaker 1: Did that thought come into your heat at all.
Speaker 4: No, because we wasn't even to the point where you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. We was that year as well,
Speaker 4: you kill me and get over, Rocky, or you'll get
Speaker 4: over you know it was Yeah, I wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you. I'm happy you're alive to thank you
Speaker 1: for the call. Yeah, all right, appreciate it you too.
Speaker 1: Hold On, Davon is on with us right now. What's up, Davon?
Speaker 6: What's up? Man? I wasn't sure if I had called
Speaker 6: and told you the story you were talking about. Lady
Speaker 6: vomiting not too far from you. I'm on the uber
Speaker 6: driver on the side, and I had I picked up
Speaker 6: this couple from U L. Patio over in Berkeley. They
Speaker 6: set the husband and then yeah, yeah, I like the
Speaker 6: one out here in Farmington Hills. But anyway, uh, they
Speaker 6: set the husband on the passenger side in the second row.
Speaker 6: I didn't even make it a mile away from the restaurant,
Speaker 6: he projected. I'm all over the van. Oh, I mean
Speaker 6: it was. It came from the back. It was all
Speaker 6: up on my dash where I'm so glad it didn't
Speaker 6: get on me.
Speaker 3: I get that.
Speaker 6: It's that much now they only know, they only paid
Speaker 6: me two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'd be so I barfed in a
Speaker 1: cab before. I'm not gonna lie really well.
Speaker 2: I was banned from check her cabin Atlanta, Georgia because
Speaker 2: I did it so many times. They as soon as
Speaker 2: they got my phone number, it was I was not
Speaker 2: allowed to ride.
Speaker 1: Did you get in repeat?
Speaker 2: I was a repeat bar for it was a bad
Speaker 2: time in my life.
Speaker 1: Didn't you barf in your purse once?
Speaker 2: To It was my sister's brand new purse. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: ye shoe said eas your shoe, my shoe.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's all fat Davon. Thank you for
Speaker 1: the college. Yeah.
Speaker 6: By the way, if.
Speaker 1: We ever made Davon pull up in your van, I
Speaker 1: know that I'll just instantly smell it now that you
Speaker 1: told me I got a different van.
Speaker 6: Now, don't even worry about it. That was an old van.
Speaker 1: I couldn't take it. Man. Can you imagine me the
Speaker 1: person that bought that on a used car? Lot? What's
Speaker 1: up Tommy?
Speaker 7: Hi, good morning sir.
Speaker 1: How are you doing okay? Thank you for calling me, sir,
Speaker 1: appreciate the respect. What's going on?
Speaker 7: So, first of all, I need to say hi to
Speaker 7: my wife Wendy, who got me turned onto you guys.
Speaker 7: I'm on my way home. I'm I'm a firefighter. And
Speaker 7: about nine years ago, we were delivering a baby in
Speaker 7: the field and her membrane hadn't broke, and I was
Speaker 7: trying to tell her not to push, and I was
Speaker 7: kind of telling her forcefully, hey, stop stop, And anyways,
Speaker 7: the membring broke and I ended up getting him on
Speaker 7: the fluid in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, did you throw up? No?
Speaker 4: You just gotta keep going.
Speaker 7: We delivered a little baby girl.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. What a great story. But by the way,
Speaker 1: what does the fluid taste like?
Speaker 4: Salty? Sir?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god? Uh is your wife? She's at home
Speaker 1: right now. She's listening to us.
Speaker 7: I'm sure she's getting ready.
Speaker 1: Yes, did you you told her that you were going
Speaker 1: to be on with us?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: I have no, No, this will probably be a surprise
Speaker 7: for her.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hello, Wendy, have a great morning. What's going on? Amanda?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: I was just calling in for the wrong place, wrong time. Yes,
Speaker 5: first time, long.
Speaker 1: Time, good morning phone.
Speaker 5: Yeah there you got at work.
Speaker 1: When keV comes back from uh having his vacation, you
Speaker 1: got a call back and say it again so we
Speaker 1: can give Kevin redo. But go ahead. What's your story?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's awesome.
Speaker 8: Yes, I've had a couple your death experiences. But my
Speaker 8: first one that I ever had was when I worked
Speaker 8: at berg King and Wayne off of Michigan Aven. Howell
Speaker 8: Road is no longer open, but I went back to
Speaker 8: get a bucket to start cleaning and mopping.
Speaker 5: The floors and everything.
Speaker 8: I hear hissing back there, and there's a hot water
Speaker 8: tank back there, and as soon as I walk out
Speaker 8: of there, the back room engulfed in flames, this big
Speaker 8: burst of flames.
Speaker 5: As soon as I walked.
Speaker 1: Out of there, Oh my god. Wow.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and the fire trucks and Amiless came made sure
Speaker 8: everything was okay. But the funny thing is a person
Speaker 8: started coming through.
Speaker 5: The drive through like we're open, but the fire trucks.
Speaker 8: Are there, yeah, and I'm I still have the headset
Speaker 8: on my ears.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, dude, we're not open.
Speaker 8: I was a little you know, shaking up and everything,
Speaker 8: and I'm like, dude, we're not open.
Speaker 5: We almost were flamed. Broial all right.
Speaker 1: It was like a good life double triple man. Think
Speaker 1: about that. You're just like seconds away from.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow another.
Speaker 5: If you, if you do, you do?
Speaker 8: I got two more seconds just to say the one
Speaker 8: that happened at McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Oh you worked at McDonald's.
Speaker 5: Two Yeah.
Speaker 8: I worked at McDonald's for a longer time than Burger King.
Speaker 5: But McDonald's.
Speaker 8: I was wiping the tables off near the mirrors, or
Speaker 8: not the mirrors, but the windows, and I ran out
Speaker 8: of like solution, out of.
Speaker 5: My spray bottle.
Speaker 8: And as soon as I walked away, this old man
Speaker 8: ran through the windows right where I was standing.
Speaker 5: With his car right through the glass. Yeah, his car.
Speaker 8: He thought he was an older man, probably shouldn't have
Speaker 8: been driving, but he went right through the windows.
Speaker 5: He thought he pressed on the brake, he pressed on
Speaker 5: the gas.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's that's horrible like that. I don't
Speaker 1: you by the way, you stay the hell away from me, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I've used three of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be careful out there. Where do you work now?
Speaker 1: So did you make your way to Taco Bell or No?
Speaker 8: No, No, I work at Academic ob Gin and Saint
Speaker 8: Joe's Hospital.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a safer place, all right, Well, thank you
Speaker 1: for the calling. Have a great weekend. All right too
Speaker 1: bye