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Speaker 1: It's the Mark Simone Show on seventeen wor Well.

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Speaker 2: Jimmy Fayla, great talk show host, brilliant comedian, and he's

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Speaker 2: now on WR every weeknight nine to midnight. You gotta

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Speaker 2: listen to him tonight every weeknight, nine to midnight. He

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Speaker 2: also does the best late night show on television, Saturday

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Speaker 2: Night's ten o'clock Fox News Channel, with the best monologue

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Speaker 2: in television. Even President Trump came out and said he

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Speaker 2: watches it. He's a big fan of it. Jimmy Fayla,

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Speaker 2: how you doing? You know what?

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Speaker 1: I'm still rolling from that Trump tweet about my show,

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Speaker 1: but I want to break some news here because Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden also shouted me out on MySpace. Trump Trump wrote

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Speaker 1: a knife note on Twitter. Biden's over there, still getting

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Speaker 1: his MySpace page together. But it was cool. Mark, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: jump from the trump Man.

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Speaker 2: Well, as Donald Trump said, it's the best monologue in television.

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Speaker 2: And obviously he's a big fan of yours. So and

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Speaker 2: it's the only you know, we talked last time about

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Speaker 2: Johnny Carson. You're the only thing that's even in that

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Speaker 2: ballpark anymore. Everybody else is so political. It's like a

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Speaker 2: real good old fashioned late night talk show that isn't

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Speaker 2: so partisan, so and have you heard any more from

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Speaker 2: the President?

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Speaker 1: Really? Just that? And I took to a couple of

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Speaker 1: guys in the White House who that I know, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, just you know, tell the big man.

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Speaker 1: This made my day.

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Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, he loves you.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I'm surprised he hasn't said something sooner. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, get out of here, because the minute

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Speaker 1: you hear that, right and you realize he really does

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Speaker 1: watch the show. Now, I've got to figure out how

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Speaker 1: I'm going to make fun of him this week without

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Speaker 1: getting my house hit in the.

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Speaker 3: Drone strike, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Because the whole point of comedy, and this is why

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Speaker 1: I was thrilled that he liked that monologue, is we

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Speaker 1: make fun of Trump in the monologue, not in like

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Speaker 1: a malicious way, but the whole point of it is

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Speaker 1: we're holding up a mirror to society and we're kind of.

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Speaker 3: Laugh at it the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: So the fact that he could laugh at himself, I

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Speaker 1: think is something a lot of other politicians stands benefit

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Speaker 1: from because where's sure laughing at him just the same.

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Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, you can make fun of him. I

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Speaker 2: used to, you know, I believe it not. In the

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Speaker 2: old days, the nineties, I was the MC of a

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Speaker 2: million Donald Trump ros and I would make all kinds

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Speaker 2: of jokes about he never minded. And if you watch

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Speaker 2: him in those Friars Roast or even the al Smith dinner,

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Speaker 2: they really go after him and he loves it. It

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Speaker 2: doesn't bother him at all. So you can do it.

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Speaker 4: No, he's good. So it's good to know.

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Speaker 1: It's good to know I'm not on a government watch

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Speaker 1: list right now.

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Speaker 2: So where do we even start? Davos? Isn't that a

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Speaker 2: silly thing? That's like a convention of idiots? The Stavos thing.

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Speaker 1: It is funny, But like everybody listening has to know,

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Speaker 1: there's like a few events a year like Davos. They

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Speaker 1: have that c CP two climate thing. It's a chance

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Speaker 1: for European leaders to fly in and do what they

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Speaker 1: do best, which is hookers. And once they get that

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Speaker 1: parties and then a bunch of empty platitudes about the environment.

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Speaker 1: The best one out there right now is the Perry

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Speaker 1: Because for all of the leaders in the al Gores

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Speaker 1: at this climate thing. Katie Perry showed up yesterday to

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Speaker 1: the lectures about climate change. She was the one who

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Speaker 1: spent five hundred million gallons of fuel so she could

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Speaker 3: Do you remember that she went up.

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Speaker 1: With Jeff Bezos's wife for three minutes and thirty seconds

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Speaker 1: and told us this was like an Apollo breakthrough. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you weren't even in space long enough to bring a

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Speaker 1: phone charger. I'm like, come on, lady.

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Speaker 2: Well buy that al Gore. Didn't he look like a

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Speaker 4: Boy, Yes, Puffy.

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Speaker 1: What I love about it, Mark is two guys who

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Speaker 1: spent all our lives in New York. Is like when

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Speaker 1: we were kids, if there was someone screaming at you

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Speaker 1: that he could control the weather, you put the guy

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You didn't give him money and say go make a

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Speaker 1: documentary like he doesn't know what he's doing. And remember this,

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Speaker 1: he's another guy who told us we can't use so

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Speaker 1: much electric electricity. Meanwhile, now Tennessee mansion has an electric

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Speaker 2: You know, like, come on, man, hey, Minnesota. These women,

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Speaker 2: these angry white liberal women. This is like a new phenomenon,

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Speaker 2: and there's like millions of them. They're just horrifying. And

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Speaker 2: did you ever see protesters like this before? They were

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Speaker 2: never like this in the past.

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Speaker 1: No, And you know, I used to think part of

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Speaker 1: the allure of a protest was like you'd see some

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Speaker 1: hot chick, you'd say you were on their side, and

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Speaker 1: you might get a drink afterwoods. They're not showing up.

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Speaker 1: They're not those these they're not those protests from the

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Speaker 1: good old days. I've been saying this all week. We

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Speaker 1: don't need gun control, we need nose ring control, because

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Speaker 1: purple and starts spitting on ice agents, and there has

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Speaker 1: to be a correlation here. I just wish there'd be

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Speaker 1: one good looking protester so I could find some sympathy

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Speaker 1: for them, you know what I mean. But I don't

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Speaker 1: look at any of these people and go, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: Them, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, meantime, nineteen billion went missing in Minnesota for

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Speaker 2: those daycarees, and how come they're not protesting that? Not

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Speaker 4: I know it's so true. That's so funny.

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Speaker 1: And you know what's crazy about it is that one

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Speaker 1: of the reasons they're protesting ICE as hard as they

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Speaker 1: are is because they want the fraud arrests, because people

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Speaker 1: arrests from this DJ and they want them to look retaliatory,

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Speaker 1: meaning the people on the left, the Tim watson Is,

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Speaker 1: the Jacob Fries, the Keith Allison's, they're really fan in

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Speaker 1: these flames because when they finally get indicted, they want

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Speaker 1: to go see Trump's coming after us because we told

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Speaker 1: the truth about I so everyone knows that. You know,

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Speaker 1: come on, man, if Jadie Vance is having his fourth kids,

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Speaker 1: the vice president shouldn't have more kids than the average

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Speaker 1: daycare in Minneapolis, Like, come on, that's nuts.

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Speaker 2: Clinton's have been held in contempt of Congress for not

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Speaker 2: showing up. Today's Democrats. They really have no love for

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Speaker 2: the Clintons anymore, do they?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: But I love this though, that neither of them will

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Speaker 3: They would rather go to jail than spend the day together.

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Speaker 1: Lock me up, Lock him up, you know. And again

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Speaker 1: we've seen a lot of people arrested for this. Steve

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Speaker 1: Bannon got popped for this. They took in Peter Navarro

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Speaker 1: for this, as you know. So there's obviously a little

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Speaker 1: bit of a double standard here. And the thing is

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Speaker 1: the Republicans, to their credit and somewhat detriment, don't want

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Speaker 1: which is what the Democrats did when they arrested Trump.

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Speaker 1: For a lot of people, they suddenly started to see

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Speaker 1: things his way, you know, So the Democrats kind of

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Speaker 3: And you know, for the Hillary thing, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think she wants to go to jail for this,

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Speaker 3: Knows what.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy Fayal is on every night here on w

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Speaker 2: R nine to midnight, every night, Great Show, nine to midnight.

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Speaker 2: What do you have on tonight show?

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a big one tonight.

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Speaker 1: So we have Michelle Tafoya, who just announced she's running

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Speaker 1: for Senate in Minnesota to try to clean.

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Speaker 4: Up this mess.

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Speaker 1: She just launched her campaign.

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Speaker 3: She's stopping by.

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Speaker 1: My show to talk about it. Hopefully talk some sense

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Speaker 1: into these people. And you know, I'm either I'm either

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Speaker 1: of that fake transportation money.

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Speaker 3: You gotta work at the angles here, you know.

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Speaker 2: To nine to midnight tonight. And don't make sure you

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Speaker 2: watch this Saturday night show. It's the best late night

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Speaker 2: talk show. It's Saturday Nights at ten. President Trump tweeted

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Speaker 2: out that he loves it. It's his favorite monologue every

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Speaker 2: It almost puts more pressure on you now that you

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Speaker 3: You know what, man, I promise it's all. It's all

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Speaker 3: the same. But what I'm interested is.

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Speaker 4: You know, at some point I'm gonna run into him again.

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Speaker 1: And you know, he's a.

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Speaker 3: Very opinionated guy.

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Speaker 1: So I would love to talk jokes with him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because like I make jokes about me because I've met

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Speaker 1: don't quite feel the pressure of like, oh I better

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Speaker 1: do well. I just have this curiosity now. I want

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Speaker 1: the thing is like, what does she seeing him? Because

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Speaker 1: the truthday is Mark and this is what I'm building too.

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Speaker 1: He didn't just compliment my monologue. He complimented my wife.

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Speaker 1: And if you keep complimenting my wife, they're going to

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Speaker 1: invoke the twenty fifth of minute. I'm concerned. I'm concerned.

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Speaker 2: Oh, your wife's very good on that show. She's like

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Speaker 2: the new uh Joy Philpin.

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Speaker 1: She's got chopped. She's a good hand because she grew

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Speaker 1: up on a dairy farm, and she can take a

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Speaker 3: You know, she's a great girl.

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Speaker 1: She grew up on a dairy farm in Ohio and

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Speaker 1: married a cab driver who was telling jokes and getting

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Speaker 1: paid in mozzarella sticks when we met. So she's down

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Speaker 1: for an adventure. I guess it's the best way to

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Speaker 1: describe it.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a great show. It's every Saturday night, Fox

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Speaker 2: News Channel ten o'clock, best monologue in television and if

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Speaker 2: you want to hear the funniest radio show, that's fascinating,

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Speaker 2: great guests. It's every night here nine to midnight, Tonight

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Speaker 2: nine to midnight, and every weeknight Jimmy Fayla, great stuff.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for being with us.

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Speaker 4: You're the best man. I'll see you. See it all right?

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Speaker 2: Take care. Yeah, make sure you listen to tonight nine

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Speaker 2: to midnight. And President Trump really did tweet out that

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Speaker 2: he loves Jimmy Fayla's late night show. It's his favorite monologue. Hey,

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Speaker 2: we'll wrap things up in just a moment. On seven

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