Speaker 1: And now it is time for you to pitch your
Speaker 1: idea on Dave Tank. You will enter the tank, you
Speaker 1: will greet the sharks me, I'm the shark, and then
Speaker 1: you will tell me your idea for a fictional invention.
Speaker 1: If I like your fictional invention, I will invest twenty
Speaker 1: dollars of my own money in your invention. So I
Speaker 1: will start off with my own. Remember it's a fictional,
Speaker 1: far fetched invention. Mine is the Caso car cup. You
Speaker 1: ever driving through traffic and you're maybe on four ninety
Speaker 1: four down in Eden Prairie by coming up on one hundred,
Speaker 1: and it's just slow and you're hungry. Yeah, the Caso
Speaker 1: car cup heats up a pre measured amount of Caso
Speaker 1: delicious caso in the car cup holder. You provide your
Speaker 1: own chips to rito scoops for what I recommendoops, Okay,
Speaker 1: toast it taste, thank you, you're right. And then and
Speaker 1: then when the caso car cup heats up your caso,
Speaker 1: it turns green. You pop it open and then you
Speaker 1: dip your tostito scoops into the Caso car cup while
Speaker 1: you slowly make your way down four ninety four to
Speaker 1: Highway seventy seven. Lovely Caso car cup. That is my invention.
Speaker 1: Can I go go ahead? Van? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So you remember those pens that they used to have
Speaker 2: where you'd push it down one of the ends it'd
Speaker 2: be multiple, multiple colors.
Speaker 1: Well, we have an upgrade now.
Speaker 2: Finally, however, many years in the future, it's that same thing,
Speaker 2: but with the sharpie.
Speaker 1: Because you need what you need your red sharpie, your
Speaker 1: green sharpie, blue sharpie. So we'll call it the multi
Speaker 1: colored sharpie, and it has like six different colors on it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like that. Now you'll call in sixty five one
Speaker 1: nine eight nine kdo, but you be you'll tell us
Speaker 1: about your invention. I will choose the best fictional invention
Speaker 1: and give you twenty dollars to invest in. Wow, it's exciting.
Speaker 3: So you have one. Yeah. My invention is basically, it's
Speaker 3: going to copy exactly what those TSA machines are where
Speaker 3: you want, and you put your arms over your body,
Speaker 3: like at the top of your head. Yeah. So it
Speaker 3: does like a full body scan real quick to see
Speaker 3: what pain you have. And as soon as it scans you,
Speaker 3: you put your arms down. It does a little fool
Speaker 3: and then it heals whatever pain you have. Wow. This
Speaker 3: is the Body Healer three thousand. For everyone thirty years
Speaker 3: and older. Yes, there's an age requirement on it. You
Speaker 3: must be thirty plus or not. These are not for
Speaker 3: the young ones. Okay, these are for all of us
Speaker 3: old people. I can't wake up with a creak in
Speaker 3: our neck.
Speaker 1: Now, old people, Yes, that are thirty five. Okay, Bailey,
Speaker 1: you got a shark taking sure. Yeah, okay. This one
Speaker 1: is going to be called the wan wamp Baby.
Speaker 4: So when you're a child and or pet starts to
Speaker 4: cry and need something, it's going to scan what it
Speaker 4: is that they need because they can't speak English yet,
Speaker 4: and it'll go wait, baby, I want to go outside. Wait,
Speaker 4: wait baby, I need to change my diaper. And so
Speaker 4: you don't have to suss out exactly what your child
Speaker 4: and or pet needs the way way Bait tells you.
Speaker 4: It's a little like collar that they can wear like
Speaker 4: a little necklace.
Speaker 1: Some ice sounds like you stole your idea from Jenny.
Speaker 4: No, no, mine's the way baby, and hers is the
Speaker 4: body scans three thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, gotcha? All right, welcome to the Tank Sharks.
Speaker 1: We got people on the phone here whoever ready to
Speaker 1: pitch their idea for shark for Dave Tank. First up
Speaker 1: in the tank is Nathan. Good morning, Nathan, good morning.
Speaker 1: What are you going to pitch to us?
Speaker 2: Well, mine is called a DAR, a digital audio recording
Speaker 2: because half the time I'm listening to you guys on
Speaker 2: the radio, and it just automatically records the uh, the
Speaker 2: thing whatever's on the radio, and then you just hit
Speaker 2: the rewind button half the time because you miss what
Speaker 2: you're saying, so you can hear what you say again.
Speaker 1: Ooh.
Speaker 4: So it's essentially he's like listening to the podcast in
Speaker 4: real time.
Speaker 1: He's not having to.
Speaker 2: Wait for it exactly like it's in every car. You
Speaker 2: just hit the rewind button and it rewinds back, you know,
Speaker 2: twenty thirty seconds so you can hear that part in
Speaker 2: the song or your guys is.
Speaker 1: Like you know, you know, you're if you miss what
Speaker 1: Bailey's date was all about, your wind back a little bit.
Speaker 2: The d a R, the DAR, you can't rewind the
Speaker 2: same thing.
Speaker 1: Digital audio rewinder for your radio. It is kind of
Speaker 1: like that, Okay. Next up in the tank is Jessica. Jessica,
Speaker 1: welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch
Speaker 1: to us today?
Speaker 5: Okay, So this is imagine Nike pumps, the type of
Speaker 5: shoes you could pump.
Speaker 6: Up full air, but imagine it's a bra.
Speaker 5: So you're on a date. You're fully pumped up, and
Speaker 5: everything's going great.
Speaker 6: As the night kind of goes down, things.
Speaker 2: Are getting closer to you, and then you can slowly kind
Speaker 2: of let out the air so he's not super shocked
Speaker 2: by the end of day.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's brilliant.
Speaker 4: When you take off your bran nothing is there anymore.
Speaker 6: Well, you can start all great, yeah, and then slowly
Speaker 6: let it out so when you do take your bra off,
Speaker 6: then he's not so disappointed, right exactly. Pumps soule. Date
Speaker 6: number two.
Speaker 1: I don't know, not a bad idea. I don't like
Speaker 1: that one. Thank you, Jessica Sump. Another entry into the
Speaker 1: Dave tank. Let's talk to Maddie. Hi, Maddie, we're gonna
Speaker 1: invest twenty dollars in the best invention idea. Maddie. Let's
Speaker 1: hear your pitch.
Speaker 5: Hi. Yeah, So my pitch is, if you are out
Speaker 5: in the rain and your glasses always get wet from
Speaker 5: the rain, super glasses where you have.
Speaker 2: A little windshield wipers on your glasses, just like you
Speaker 2: for your windshield ups in.
Speaker 4: Your car windshield glasses.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: What is your invention called.
Speaker 4: Oh, the glasses wipers?
Speaker 1: Ye know, no chatty there.
Speaker 4: Maybe there's like a fog, a fog application for those
Speaker 4: windshield wiper glasses as well.
Speaker 1: That would be really nice. All right, let's go to Amanda. Hello, Amanda,
Speaker 1: welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch
Speaker 1: to the sharks today?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 5: Yes, I actually have an invention that would go with
Speaker 5: your cake. Soa cup for the car. Yeah, So it
Speaker 5: would be a big bull.
Speaker 1: So it's like a.
Speaker 3: Bib and it's a ball and you can.
Speaker 5: Put your chips in it and then you're driving and
Speaker 5: your hands free, and then you get to just grab
Speaker 5: a chip right out of your bib bull and dip
Speaker 5: it right into your car case.
Speaker 1: O cup is the Caso car cup. Okay, let's get it.
Speaker 1: Get the patent correct, Come on, I like it? Is
Speaker 1: it there something like that already? Is there a bid
Speaker 1: with a bowl on it for a little kids? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like baby stuff?
Speaker 5: Obviously this is adult sized.
Speaker 3: Bit like a full bag.
Speaker 1: Oh, be cause you gotta have a full bag. Okay,
Speaker 1: last entry into Dave Tank for a twenty dollars investment. Michelle,
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 5: Michelle, good morning, my friend.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the tank. What are you going to pitch
Speaker 1: to the sharks.
Speaker 5: They are called automatic fitting rubber gloves. I am made baker,
Speaker 5: and I have to wear rubber gloves, and I always
Speaker 5: at least put one on backwards. Oh, they're not gonna
Speaker 5: have any finger holes. And when you put it on
Speaker 5: your hand, it automatically wraps itself around each finger, so
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter how you put the glove on.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter what size it is either, which is nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very hopeful.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: You know what I need to learn to do is
Speaker 1: you need to learn to rip into these inventions, kind
Speaker 1: of like the sharks do. Yeah, I'm being way too nice.
Speaker 1: That's stupid. What's the good? Yeah? What's what? What's your what?
Speaker 1: Wh I don't even know what that is? What? What
Speaker 1: is your ROI? Michelle?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm a baker, so why wouldn't I I always
Speaker 5: put a glove on.
Speaker 1: I mean, she doesn't know what ROI.
Speaker 3: I think get rid of her, okay, or work with her,
Speaker 3: because then you can basically take your entire company for
Speaker 3: like a big percentage.
Speaker 1: I already know who I'm choosing for the winner. On
Speaker 1: Dave Tang No Question, Jessica and the Bra Pop, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send you twenty dollars. You got Venmo, Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I going to Venmo you twenty dollars,
Speaker 1: So congratulations, you're the winner. On Dave Tank Don't Hang Up,
Speaker 1: Don't Hang Up thriller official.
Speaker 3: On this show with our Shark, we've got more You
Speaker 3: the money, Well
Speaker 1: The radio station didn't have any money, so I got
Speaker 1: to send it to you myself.