WEBVTT - Dave Tank: Pumped Up Bra

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<v Speaker 1>And now it is time for you to pitch your

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<v Speaker 1>idea on Dave Tank. You will enter the tank, you

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<v Speaker 1>will greet the sharks me, I'm the shark, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you will tell me your idea for a fictional invention.

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<v Speaker 1>If I like your fictional invention, I will invest twenty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars of my own money in your invention. So I

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<v Speaker 1>will start off with my own. Remember it's a fictional,

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<v Speaker 1>far fetched invention. Mine is the Caso car cup. You

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<v Speaker 1>ever driving through traffic and you're maybe on four ninety

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<v Speaker 1>four down in Eden Prairie by coming up on one hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just slow and you're hungry. Yeah, the Caso

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<v Speaker 1>car cup heats up a pre measured amount of Caso

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<v Speaker 1>delicious caso in the car cup holder. You provide your

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<v Speaker 1>own chips to rito scoops for what I recommendoops, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>toast it taste, thank you, you're right. And then and

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<v Speaker 1>then when the caso car cup heats up your caso,

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<v Speaker 1>it turns green. You pop it open and then you

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<v Speaker 1>dip your tostito scoops into the Caso car cup while

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<v Speaker 1>you slowly make your way down four ninety four to

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<v Speaker 1>Highway seventy seven. Lovely Caso car cup. That is my invention.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I go go ahead? Van? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So you remember those pens that they used to have

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<v Speaker 2>where you'd push it down one of the ends it'd

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<v Speaker 2>be multiple, multiple colors.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we have an upgrade now.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, however, many years in the future, it's that same thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but with the sharpie.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you need what you need your red sharpie, your

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<v Speaker 1>green sharpie, blue sharpie. So we'll call it the multi

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<v Speaker 1>colored sharpie, and it has like six different colors on it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. Now you'll call in sixty five one

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<v Speaker 1>nine eight nine kdo, but you be you'll tell us

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<v Speaker 1>about your invention. I will choose the best fictional invention

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<v Speaker 1>and give you twenty dollars to invest in. Wow, it's exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>So you have one. Yeah. My invention is basically, it's

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<v Speaker 3>going to copy exactly what those TSA machines are where

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<v Speaker 3>you want, and you put your arms over your body,

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<v Speaker 3>like at the top of your head. Yeah. So it

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<v Speaker 3>does like a full body scan real quick to see

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<v Speaker 3>what pain you have. And as soon as it scans you,

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<v Speaker 3>you put your arms down. It does a little fool

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<v Speaker 3>and then it heals whatever pain you have. Wow. This

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<v Speaker 3>is the Body Healer three thousand. For everyone thirty years

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<v Speaker 3>and older. Yes, there's an age requirement on it. You

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<v Speaker 3>must be thirty plus or not. These are not for

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<v Speaker 3>the young ones. Okay, these are for all of us

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<v Speaker 3>old people. I can't wake up with a creak in

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<v Speaker 3>our neck.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, old people, Yes, that are thirty five. Okay, Bailey,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a shark taking sure. Yeah, okay. This one

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be called the wan wamp Baby.

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<v Speaker 4>So when you're a child and or pet starts to

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<v Speaker 4>cry and need something, it's going to scan what it

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<v Speaker 4>is that they need because they can't speak English yet,

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<v Speaker 4>and it'll go wait, baby, I want to go outside. Wait,

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<v Speaker 4>wait baby, I need to change my diaper. And so

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<v Speaker 4>you don't have to suss out exactly what your child

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<v Speaker 4>and or pet needs the way way Bait tells you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a little like collar that they can wear like

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<v Speaker 4>a little necklace.

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<v Speaker 1>Some ice sounds like you stole your idea from Jenny.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, mine's the way baby, and hers is the

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<v Speaker 4>body scans three thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, gotcha? All right, welcome to the Tank Sharks.

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<v Speaker 1>We got people on the phone here whoever ready to

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<v Speaker 1>pitch their idea for shark for Dave Tank. First up

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<v Speaker 1>in the tank is Nathan. Good morning, Nathan, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you going to pitch to us?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, mine is called a DAR, a digital audio recording

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<v Speaker 2>because half the time I'm listening to you guys on

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<v Speaker 2>the radio, and it just automatically records the uh, the

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<v Speaker 2>thing whatever's on the radio, and then you just hit

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<v Speaker 2>the rewind button half the time because you miss what

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying, so you can hear what you say again.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's essentially he's like listening to the podcast in

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<v Speaker 4>real time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not having to.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait for it exactly like it's in every car. You

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<v Speaker 2>just hit the rewind button and it rewinds back, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty thirty seconds so you can hear that part in

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<v Speaker 2>the song or your guys is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know, you know, you're if you miss what

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey's date was all about, your wind back a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>The d a R, the DAR, you can't rewind the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Digital audio rewinder for your radio. It is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like that, Okay. Next up in the tank is Jessica. Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch

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<v Speaker 1>to us today?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So this is imagine Nike pumps, the type of

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<v Speaker 5>shoes you could pump.

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<v Speaker 6>Up full air, but imagine it's a bra.

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<v Speaker 5>So you're on a date. You're fully pumped up, and

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<v Speaker 5>everything's going great.

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<v Speaker 6>As the night kind of goes down, things.

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<v Speaker 2>Are getting closer to you, and then you can slowly kind

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<v Speaker 2>of let out the air so he's not super shocked

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<v Speaker 2>by the end of day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>When you take off your bran nothing is there anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, you can start all great, yeah, and then slowly

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<v Speaker 6>let it out so when you do take your bra off,

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<v Speaker 6>then he's not so disappointed, right exactly. Pumps soule. Date

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<v Speaker 6>number two.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, not a bad idea. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>that one. Thank you, Jessica Sump. Another entry into the

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<v Speaker 1>Dave tank. Let's talk to Maddie. Hi, Maddie, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>invest twenty dollars in the best invention idea. Maddie. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>hear your pitch.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi. Yeah, So my pitch is, if you are out

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<v Speaker 5>in the rain and your glasses always get wet from

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<v Speaker 5>the rain, super glasses where you have.

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<v Speaker 2>A little windshield wipers on your glasses, just like you

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<v Speaker 2>for your windshield ups in.

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<v Speaker 4>Your car windshield glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your invention called.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, the glasses wipers?

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<v Speaker 1>Ye know, no chatty there.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe there's like a fog, a fog application for those

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<v Speaker 4>windshield wiper glasses as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be really nice. All right, let's go to Amanda. Hello, Amanda,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch

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<v Speaker 1>to the sharks today?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I actually have an invention that would go with

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<v Speaker 5>your cake. Soa cup for the car. Yeah, So it

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<v Speaker 5>would be a big bull.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bib and it's a ball and you can.

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<v Speaker 5>Put your chips in it and then you're driving and

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<v Speaker 5>your hands free, and then you get to just grab

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<v Speaker 5>a chip right out of your bib bull and dip

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<v Speaker 5>it right into your car case.

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<v Speaker 1>O cup is the Caso car cup. Okay, let's get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Get the patent correct, Come on, I like it? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it there something like that already? Is there a bid

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<v Speaker 1>with a bowl on it for a little kids? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like baby stuff?

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<v Speaker 5>Obviously this is adult sized.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit like a full bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, be cause you gotta have a full bag. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>last entry into Dave Tank for a twenty dollars investment. Michelle,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Michelle, good morning, my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the tank. What are you going to pitch

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<v Speaker 1>to the sharks.

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<v Speaker 5>They are called automatic fitting rubber gloves. I am made baker,

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<v Speaker 5>and I have to wear rubber gloves, and I always

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<v Speaker 5>at least put one on backwards. Oh, they're not gonna

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<v Speaker 5>have any finger holes. And when you put it on

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<v Speaker 5>your hand, it automatically wraps itself around each finger, so

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<v Speaker 5>it doesn't matter how you put the glove on.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't matter what size it is either, which is nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very hopeful.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I need to learn to do is

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<v Speaker 1>you need to learn to rip into these inventions, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like the sharks do. Yeah, I'm being way too nice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's stupid. What's the good? Yeah? What's what? What's your what?

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<v Speaker 1>Wh I don't even know what that is? What? What

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<v Speaker 1>is your ROI? Michelle?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm a baker, so why wouldn't I I always

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<v Speaker 5>put a glove on.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she doesn't know what ROI.

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<v Speaker 3>I think get rid of her, okay, or work with her,

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<v Speaker 3>because then you can basically take your entire company for

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<v Speaker 3>like a big percentage.

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<v Speaker 1>I already know who I'm choosing for the winner. On

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Tang No Question, Jessica and the Bra Pop, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna send you twenty dollars. You got Venmo, Yes, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say I going to Venmo you twenty dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>So congratulations, you're the winner. On Dave Tank Don't Hang Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Don't Hang Up thriller official.

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<v Speaker 3>On this show with our Shark, we've got more You

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<v Speaker 3>the money, Well

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<v Speaker 1>The radio station didn't have any money, so I got

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<v Speaker 1>to send it to you myself.