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Speaker 1: And now it is time for you to pitch your

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Speaker 1: If I like your fictional invention, I will invest twenty

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Speaker 1: far fetched invention. Mine is the Caso car cup. You

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Speaker 1: ever driving through traffic and you're maybe on four ninety

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Speaker 1: and it's just slow and you're hungry. Yeah, the Caso

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Speaker 1: car cup heats up a pre measured amount of Caso

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Speaker 1: delicious caso in the car cup holder. You provide your

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Speaker 1: toast it taste, thank you, you're right. And then and

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Speaker 1: then when the caso car cup heats up your caso,

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Speaker 1: it turns green. You pop it open and then you

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Speaker 1: Highway seventy seven. Lovely Caso car cup. That is my invention.

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Speaker 1: Can I go go ahead? Van? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So you remember those pens that they used to have

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Speaker 1: Well, we have an upgrade now.

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Speaker 2: Finally, however, many years in the future, it's that same thing,

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Speaker 1: Because you need what you need your red sharpie, your

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Speaker 1: I like that. Now you'll call in sixty five one

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Speaker 1: nine eight nine kdo, but you be you'll tell us

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Speaker 3: So you have one. Yeah. My invention is basically, it's

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Speaker 3: going to copy exactly what those TSA machines are where

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Speaker 3: and then it heals whatever pain you have. Wow. This

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Speaker 3: is the Body Healer three thousand. For everyone thirty years

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Speaker 3: the young ones. Okay, these are for all of us

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Speaker 1: Now, old people, Yes, that are thirty five. Okay, Bailey,

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Speaker 4: So when you're a child and or pet starts to

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Speaker 4: you don't have to suss out exactly what your child

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Speaker 4: It's a little like collar that they can wear like

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Speaker 1: Some ice sounds like you stole your idea from Jenny.

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Speaker 4: No, no, mine's the way baby, and hers is the

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, gotcha? All right, welcome to the Tank Sharks.

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Speaker 1: We got people on the phone here whoever ready to

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Speaker 1: in the tank is Nathan. Good morning, Nathan, good morning.

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Speaker 1: What are you going to pitch to us?

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Speaker 2: Well, mine is called a DAR, a digital audio recording

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Speaker 2: because half the time I'm listening to you guys on

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Speaker 4: So it's essentially he's like listening to the podcast in

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Speaker 2: Wait for it exactly like it's in every car. You

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Speaker 1: Like you know, you know, you're if you miss what

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Speaker 1: Digital audio rewinder for your radio. It is kind of

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Speaker 1: welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch

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Speaker 5: Okay, So this is imagine Nike pumps, the type of

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Speaker 5: So you're on a date. You're fully pumped up, and

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Speaker 6: As the night kind of goes down, things.

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Speaker 2: Are getting closer to you, and then you can slowly kind

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's brilliant.

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Speaker 4: When you take off your bran nothing is there anymore.

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Speaker 6: Well, you can start all great, yeah, and then slowly

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Speaker 6: let it out so when you do take your bra off,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, not a bad idea. I don't like

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Speaker 1: Dave tank. Let's talk to Maddie. Hi, Maddie, we're gonna

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Speaker 5: Hi. Yeah, So my pitch is, if you are out

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Speaker 2: A little windshield wipers on your glasses, just like you

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Speaker 2: for your windshield ups in.

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Speaker 4: Your car windshield glasses.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 1: What is your invention called.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the glasses wipers?

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Speaker 1: Ye know, no chatty there.

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Speaker 4: Maybe there's like a fog, a fog application for those

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Speaker 1: That would be really nice. All right, let's go to Amanda. Hello, Amanda,

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Speaker 1: welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch

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Speaker 1: to the sharks today?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I actually have an invention that would go with

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Speaker 5: your cake. Soa cup for the car. Yeah, So it

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Speaker 1: So it's like a.

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Speaker 3: Bib and it's a ball and you can.

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Speaker 5: Put your chips in it and then you're driving and

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Speaker 5: your hands free, and then you get to just grab

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Speaker 5: a chip right out of your bib bull and dip

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Speaker 5: it right into your car case.

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Speaker 1: O cup is the Caso car cup. Okay, let's get it.

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Speaker 1: Get the patent correct, Come on, I like it? Is

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Speaker 1: it there something like that already? Is there a bid

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Speaker 1: with a bowl on it for a little kids? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like baby stuff?

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Speaker 5: Obviously this is adult sized.

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Speaker 3: Bit like a full bag.

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Speaker 1: Oh, be cause you gotta have a full bag. Okay,

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Speaker 1: last entry into Dave Tank for a twenty dollars investment. Michelle,

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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 5: Michelle, good morning, my friend.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the tank. What are you going to pitch

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Speaker 5: They are called automatic fitting rubber gloves. I am made baker,

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Speaker 5: and I have to wear rubber gloves, and I always

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Speaker 5: at least put one on backwards. Oh, they're not gonna

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Speaker 5: have any finger holes. And when you put it on

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Speaker 5: it doesn't matter how you put the glove on.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't matter what size it is either, which is nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very hopeful.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: You know what I need to learn to do is

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Speaker 1: you need to learn to rip into these inventions, kind

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Speaker 1: of like the sharks do. Yeah, I'm being way too nice.

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Speaker 1: That's stupid. What's the good? Yeah? What's what? What's your what?

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Speaker 1: Wh I don't even know what that is? What? What

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Speaker 1: is your ROI? Michelle?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm a baker, so why wouldn't I I always

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Speaker 5: put a glove on.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she doesn't know what ROI.

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Speaker 3: I think get rid of her, okay, or work with her,

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Speaker 3: because then you can basically take your entire company for

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Speaker 3: like a big percentage.

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Speaker 1: I already know who I'm choosing for the winner. On

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Speaker 1: Dave Tang No Question, Jessica and the Bra Pop, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna send you twenty dollars. You got Venmo, Yes, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I going to Venmo you twenty dollars,

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Speaker 1: So congratulations, you're the winner. On Dave Tank Don't Hang Up,

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Speaker 1: Don't Hang Up thriller official.

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Speaker 3: On this show with our Shark, we've got more You

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Speaker 3: the money, Well

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Speaker 1: The radio station didn't have any money, so I got

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