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Speaker 1: You're listening to KFI AM six forty on demand.

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Speaker 2: All right, the coolest scar you've got? What is the

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Speaker 2: coolest scar?

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Speaker 3: I have two very impressive scars. They're tiny though, and

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Speaker 3: kind of hard to say, but they're my breast implant scars.

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Speaker 3: Those are my most impressive scars.

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Speaker 4: Hello. Hey see, I knew.

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Speaker 2: I knew that you pervy old men were going to

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Speaker 2: do that. But you don't know. She could be like

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Speaker 2: a breast cancer survivor that got in plants and that's

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Speaker 2: why the scars are impressive. Oh that's true. Or she's

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Speaker 2: an actress and those are impressive scars.

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Speaker 4: It could go either way.

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Speaker 2: But before we jump on perviness, we just gotta be

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Speaker 2: a little bit just to just just take a beat.

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Speaker 4: Well, she and I have something in common.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Mark, will you come get the producer.

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Speaker 2: Just get it out of the way, go ahead and

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Speaker 2: just do it. And because of it, you just come

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Speaker 2: get the producer. Just get her out of here. This

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Speaker 2: is unbelievable. Go ahead, let's hear it.

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Speaker 4: What No, don't give her the floor.

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Speaker 5: I'm not saying anything.

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Speaker 2: Threw him out. Don't give her the don't give her

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Speaker 2: the floor. Don't give her the floor. I think we

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Speaker 2: know what she's talking about. I wanted to bring this

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Speaker 2: up for those that were not listening yesterday. So our

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Speaker 2: beloved Stiff Fusche was in a horrific car accident.

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Speaker 4: But was it August? Yes, okay August.

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Speaker 2: And the story, which I'm sure you've heard before, but

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Speaker 2: if if you haven't heard, if you haven't heard this,

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Speaker 2: I'll give a quick one, is that Fush is the

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Speaker 2: tech director for Tim Conway Junior and then the evening

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Speaker 2: show as well, and Foush didn't show up for work.

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Speaker 2: And that's not like him. He's not somebody that misses

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Speaker 2: shifts and doesn't call. He's not one of those no show,

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Speaker 2: no call guys that you used to work with at Chipotle.

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Speaker 2: So he's a guy that's dependable, reliable, and likable too.

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Speaker 2: Everybody loves Foosh. So Fush doesn't show up and that

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Speaker 2: that sent out alarm bell. So then the people at

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Speaker 2: the station are calling around trying to figure out what's

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Speaker 2: going on. And I know they called your family, right,

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Speaker 2: and then they know he went to Did I have

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Speaker 2: the story right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I mean that was way later, but yeah, okay, So

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Speaker 2: then it was one of those like, do we start

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Speaker 2: calling the hospitals, and yeah, that's that's what happened. Started

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Speaker 2: calling hospitals and then asking for for obviously Foush.

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Speaker 4: Nobody knew who that was.

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Speaker 2: And then they said, okay, well is it Stefan And

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Speaker 2: they were like, oh no, we have everybody that by anything.

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Speaker 4: What about like a John Doe?

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Speaker 2: And then the you know, video came out later of

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Speaker 2: his car on fire. Been a horrific car accident, car

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Speaker 2: rolled over landed on his arm, tour his arm all up.

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Speaker 4: The hell?

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Speaker 2: Uh found out what last week? As somebody finally revealed

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Speaker 2: to you that they were considering amputating.

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Speaker 4: It, they suared it. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Oh is that something that they wait for you to

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Speaker 2: wake up and then ask permission on or is that.

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Speaker 5: Something they just do? I think they probably if they

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Speaker 5: have to, they just do it. But I mean they

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Speaker 5: were They never said anything to me until literally like

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Speaker 4: Gosh.

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Speaker 5: So that was that was shocking. I even because even

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Speaker 5: my parents didn't know. They didn't tell any of us.

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Speaker 2: So yesterday Fush comes back, first day back after what

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Speaker 2: a dozen surgeries or whatever?

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Speaker 4: Right, and.

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Speaker 2: That's you got a punch card. Yeah, uh, and then yeah,

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Speaker 2: just forever in the hospital. I mean it was so bad.

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Speaker 2: His ID, his phone, everything was lost. When the car

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Speaker 4: Had they not done that, he would have it would.

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Speaker 2: Have been pretty probably wouldn't be horrible. I mean, not

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Speaker 2: only would you not have been here, but we would

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Speaker 2: have all had nightmares about it. I mean, it would

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Speaker 2: have been horrific, which is why I asked you last

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Speaker 2: night if you ever have like PTSD nightmares yourself. But

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Speaker 2: you're you're a remarkably resilient person and and people need

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Speaker 2: to know that. I genuinely love Fush and we were

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Speaker 2: we were talking earlier today off air, and I just

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Speaker 2: in the While you were there in the car, you

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Speaker 2: vividly remember looking on the inside of your arm like

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Speaker 2: it was so flayed open. You were looking like it.

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Speaker 5: Was a horrormle it. Basically, yeah, that's why they call

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Speaker 5: it to gloving. It completely took off the skin, so

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Speaker 5: I could see my tendons, my bones, And one of

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Speaker 5: you know, confirmed it. He's like, yeah, could see inside

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Speaker 2: The The gloving injuries are the ones that those wig

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Speaker 2: me out more than anything, I mean, just just the

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Speaker 2: was thinking about that, and I was thinking, what the

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Speaker 2: what's the scarring? Like now you wear a sleeve, so

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Speaker 2: so we don't see your arm right now.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean it's yeah, I mean it's for well, yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's for vanity purposes, you know, just I don't want

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Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. I mean, that's part of it.

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Speaker 5: But it also has to be protected from the sun,

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Speaker 5: so it's it's still exposed skin, so it really has

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Speaker 5: to be covered up all the time. So yeah, so

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Speaker 5: it still has to be completely covered.

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Speaker 4: Yo, the best. I'm so lucky. It's unbelievable. What's this?

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Speaker 2: What's the scar look like on that? I mean you

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Speaker 2: said you you got some grafts on there, and they

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Speaker 5: But if you were, Yeah, if you see the whole thing,

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Speaker 5: it does kind of look that's actually I've never heard

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Speaker 4: That's actually the best way to describe it.

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Speaker 5: It is kind of Frankensteiny because when you look at

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Speaker 5: something about the the I forgot what the tendons are,

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Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, that's fine.

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Speaker 5: But there's like a kind of a bump from my

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Speaker 5: So if you just look at like the furt like

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Speaker 5: a really bad scar. But then you go all the way,

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Speaker 5: then it looks like, oh, it looks like someone put

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Speaker 5: this thing together with a bunch of laying stuff, the

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Speaker 5: looks like a fifth grader, yeah, crazy with it kind

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Speaker 5: It doesn't it doesn't have a perfect uniformed you know,

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Speaker 5: not that scars are uniform, but you know you.

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Speaker 2: Got to use that to pick up chicks, man, you do.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you need a ring man on that,

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Speaker 2: I will. I will go out and I'll wing man

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Speaker 2: for you and I'll just be like, hey, check out

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Speaker 2: my buddy's scar.

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Speaker 4: This is the coolest thing you're ever gonna see. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you.

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Speaker 5: You're like, you're like some point that's gonna get you

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Speaker 5: some You're like Barney from Heiman Mother, Have you met.

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Speaker 2: Exactly what that's my goal? That is exactly what my

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Speaker 2: goal is. Uh yeah, just wow, it's so great. And

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Speaker 2: I was thinking about that after we got off the

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Speaker 2: he's got like the coolest car. Although I think we

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Speaker 2: found the winner of the coolest scar. So somebody called

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Speaker 2: and they said they had the open heart surgery.

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Speaker 4: So they had the zipper. Right. A woman called him.

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Speaker 2: She said she's got two small scars from her breast implants,

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Speaker 2: which could be because she was like a breast cancer

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Speaker 2: survivor for all of you perverts out there.

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Speaker 4: Then you've got Nikki who's like, I've got those scars too,

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Speaker 4: but I never had breast cancer.

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Speaker 2: Right, So but I think I think we've got the winner.

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Speaker 4: Chris. My circumcision scar.

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Speaker 6: My circumcision scar is the most impressive scar that I've got.

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Speaker 4: Bred Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 7: So sorry, George, that's a voice we have dueling O

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Speaker 7: minds my circumcision scar.

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Speaker 5: Actually, he kind of sounded almost like, who was it

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Speaker 5: last night that we found orson Wells's.

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Speaker 4: Orson Wells drinking? Yeah, that's like almost long.

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Speaker 7: A photo of the circumcision scar that's between me and

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Speaker 7: my evening.

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Speaker 4: Hey, it's time for some news. I think. Just look

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Speaker 4: at the time. Listen random dudes, Please don't send me

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Speaker 4: d picts.

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Speaker 2: I don't need it. I'm good, I'm good, I'm very

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Speaker 2: much all right. Stop I walked into that one, all right.

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Speaker 2: You know how you stash random junk in your closet

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Speaker 2: and you swear you're gonna deal with that someday. So

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Speaker 2: the day has come, and then the day is gone

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Speaker 2: and you're gonna have to wait until the next time

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Speaker 2: it comes wrong. But for the people that did take

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Speaker 2: advantage of the trade, anything day, absolute chaos was unleashed.

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Speaker 2: Something you're gonna be glad that you missed. What they

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Speaker 2: traded is next. I'm Chris Merrill.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to KFI AM sixty on demand.

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Speaker 2: have transcribed transcriptions so I can read some of what's

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Speaker 2: a voicemail. Uh, so we were talking about the coolest

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Speaker 2: scars because Fush has got like Franken arm and I'm

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Speaker 2: telling you that's that is gonna get him some That's

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Speaker 2: that's gonna get you some action at some point, my friend. Okay,

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Speaker 2: at some point, somebody's gonna be like, what is this?

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Speaker 4: Because that scar is a story. Yeah, it is. It

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Speaker 4: is a story.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's kind of funny because I can reference them

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Speaker 5: to the KTLA story.

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Speaker 4: I can actually see what happened.

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Speaker 8: Ye?

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Speaker 4: I'll send you pictures if you want any.

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Speaker 7: Pretty please don't not good not not those, not the

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Speaker 2: No, I had my I had my intestines hanging out

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not a cancer survivor. It was absolute fanity.

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Speaker 2: Okay, by all right, then we're then all right, boys

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Speaker 4: Hello, hello, all right?

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Speaker 5: Oh god, good for her, though, I mean the fact

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Speaker 2: That is excellent. Uh So you know the game Stop.

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Speaker 2: Are you familiar with GameStop? Game stops to video game

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Speaker 4: Right? They became a bit of a meme stock a

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Speaker 2: So game Stop was trying to drum up some business,

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Speaker 2: like you can't trade human organs, for instance, right, but

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Speaker 2: generally anything you've got they'll take. And then they were

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Speaker 2: giving people a five dollar store credit. So I mean, really,

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Speaker 2: Republic of Texas?

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Speaker 4: From CBS nineteen in Texas. Well, now we have.

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Speaker 9: An update on game stops Trade Anything Day event to

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Speaker 9: game Stops first ever Trade Anything Day was over the weekend.

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Speaker 4: It was a huge hit with.

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Speaker 9: Over eighty thousand trade it's and some pretty unusual ilse

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Speaker 4: Strange things included a.

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Speaker 9: Okay, taxidermy Bob Cat.

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Speaker 4: Oh y, yeah, what was it?

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Speaker 9: Strange things included a taxidermy Bob cat.

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Speaker 2: Fun fact, I have a taxidermy Bobcat.

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Speaker 4: Do you really?

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Speaker 2: I do, well, it's a bit of a stretch. I

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Speaker 4: But it exists.

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Speaker 2: It exists, okay, it's in the family right and it

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Speaker 2: has been specifically set aside in the will for me,

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Speaker 2: much to the chagrin of my wife. It is probably

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Speaker 2: on display in my parents' living room. It will never

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Speaker 2: I can tell you that, okay, cat saw that?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, A tiny Jesus figurine Air Jordans.

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Speaker 4: Somebody's traded air Jordan's for a five dollars card. Those

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Speaker 2: They weren't that bad. I would have thought any air

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Speaker 5: Well, depending on the vent, on the year. But I

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Speaker 5: they looked like pre worn, like nineties Jordan's. I mean,

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Speaker 4: Well see that's what say.

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Speaker 5: They're probably not worth five bucks, so you know, might

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Speaker 5: as well get rid of them and then you get

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Speaker 4: I can't believe somebody got rid of the Bobcat, a.

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Speaker 9: Speed limit sign, and even a full creepy doll collection.

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Speaker 2: I love that they're trading in a creepy doll collection,

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Speaker 2: but where do you get Somebody stole the speed limit signed,

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Speaker 2: they took it the game stop and then.

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Speaker 4: Traded it in. That doesn't sound legal. Is that called?

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Speaker 4: What's that? What's that? Is that fleecing?

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Speaker 7: Mark?

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Speaker 4: Theft? I think is the word. It's just stealing.

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Speaker 2: Fencing fencing when you fence it, right, Yeah, that's right,

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you to trade all that in

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Speaker 9: Some customers also donated canned food to local food banks

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Speaker 9: a clear way to clear all that clutter and give

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Speaker 7: It's only five bucks and they just I guess they

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Speaker 3: Of some things.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you got five bucks out of it.

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Speaker 9: Can you buy much with five bucks?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 2: Don't you think it would have cost game stop more

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Speaker 2: to pay for the dumpsters to be emptied than what

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Speaker 2: they were. Yeah, that's really like, we're giving away five

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just riding that meme stock wave because that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 5: Like that's totally true. Five bucks, you know, but it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it worked, it worked. Hey, you thought the rock

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Speaker 2: and Roller Cola Wars ended years ago, but you were wrong.

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Speaker 2: What are the old contenders just crawled out of the

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Speaker 2: vault like another swing at coke and pepsi which soda

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Speaker 4: Is staging a comeback next?

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Speaker 1: Chris Merrill, you're listening to KFI AM six forty on demand.

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Speaker 2: Tonight's broadcast is going to be found the featured podcast

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Speaker 2: A portion of KFI AM six forty dot com. Wow,

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Speaker 2: that said, I was just a young and when the

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Speaker 4: Mark, You're you're only a little bit older than me. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: not much. But it got violent. Let me tell you,

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Speaker 4: wait a minute. When you say it got violent, how

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Speaker 4: violent did it get? I'm not willing to commit to

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Speaker 4: that bit. So let's just move on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, because here's what I here's what I

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Speaker 2: remember about the brand battles in the eighties. There's two

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Speaker 2: But you had the Cola Wars. But then you had

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Speaker 2: oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: All the time.

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Speaker 2: And well that was the other thing that Miller did

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Speaker 4: Were just yelling at each like, why do you like it?

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Speaker 4: Because it tastes great? No, it's because it's less filling

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Speaker 4: and as long as you drink beer, everyone wins.

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Speaker 2: I mean that what they did though, they they created

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Speaker 2: I thought that was just a stroke of genius.

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Speaker 4: Really, what they did. That was pretty brilliant. Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: So Coke and PEPSI started fighting back and forth and

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Speaker 2: then they started going after, you know, who wants this

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Speaker 4: And then Coke made what was an.

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Speaker 2: Absolute disaster of a move when they changed their their recipe,

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Speaker 2: they changed their formula and they introduced that new Coke

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Speaker 2: in what eighty four to eighty five, and it was

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Speaker 4: In fact, it was such a flop. It was so

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they were Coke hoards.

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Speaker 2: Imagine if eBay had been around back then, I mean

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Speaker 4: Just imagine what people would pay.

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Speaker 2: People pay ridiculous, stupid amounts for things right now, Imagine

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't even fathom.

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Speaker 2: It would not surprise me to see, of course, there'd

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Speaker 2: be a news story that would take off on it.

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Speaker 2: There'd be like an eBay listing and some moron would

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Speaker 2: would go, I can't have Coca Coola. It was selling

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Speaker 2: on eBay for a one hundred thousand dollars right yeah,

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Speaker 2: and they're like, nobody ever pays that. Whenever you see

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Speaker 2: who goes through the auction. And then what's the penalty,

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Speaker 2: eBay bans them for life. Well, they created a fake

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Speaker 2: so it doesn't even matter. But anyway, it wouldn't surprise

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Speaker 2: surprised me. But you would be forgiven if you thought

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Speaker 2: that there were only two real brands of cola back then,

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Speaker 2: were other brands out there at the time, and now

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Speaker 2: one of them is trying to make a comeback. They

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Speaker 2: don't have Nancy Sinatra to sing their theme song that.

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Speaker 10: Escape to Royal.

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Speaker 6: Mad Mad with the.

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Speaker 2: Mad mad taste of Arci Cola. According to the street,

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Speaker 2: being a nerdy kid, I actually knew that our C

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Speaker 2: was part of the Doctor Pepper. In fact, Doctor Pepper

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Speaker 2: was under our C's crown, if you want to call

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Speaker 2: it that way, royal crown. And so you had Coke products,

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Speaker 2: you had Pepsi products, and then you had r C products.

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Speaker 4: But then they would.

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Speaker 2: Hey, nobody likes our RC, so basically said we're going

447
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Speaker 2: to be doctor Pepper now. And so you had you

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Speaker 2: had these products that were it was doctor Pepper. I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to think of a. I know that ourc was

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Speaker 2: under there, and there were a few other like, uh,

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Speaker 2: mellow Yellow I think was under there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think Mello Yellow was under their brand as well,

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Speaker 2: because everybody had They had their Citrus soda, PEPSI had

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Speaker 2: Mountain Dew h H, Coca Hat Sprite, and then I

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Speaker 2: think these guys came up with Mellow Yellow.

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Speaker 4: So you know everybody was trying to do that.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 2: Evidently, Royal Crown Company Uh, never as renowned as its rival,

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Speaker 2: Coca Cola, used the software Anastry's first taste test to

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Speaker 2: prove that it was a superior soda forever link to

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Speaker 2: a popular arshmallow filled snack treat throughout the country, song

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Speaker 2: Arc Cola and Moonpie. The company never shook its strictly

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Speaker 2: southern small town image, and even though it unveiled a

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Speaker 2: series of industry first including the first aluminum cans, the

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Speaker 2: first diet cola, the first caffeine free diet cola, they

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Speaker 2: just never took off. So now Doctor Pepper, which is

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Speaker 2: Curig doctor Pepper. I didn't realize that the green Mountain

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Speaker 2: Kig was had merged with Doctor Pepper, but they did,

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Speaker 2: so now they're trying to revitalize this thing.

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Speaker 7: I can see it. I can see a new ad campaign.

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Speaker 7: Royal Crown, I'm crowning. No, hello, come on.

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Speaker 4: There we go. That's the reasoning. On Yeah, is this

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Speaker 4: is this thing?

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Speaker 2: On?

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Speaker 4: Wow? Where do I even go with that? Tough crowd? Tonight,

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Speaker 4: tough crowd? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: I guess arc Colea is actually the first cola came

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Speaker 2: out in nineteen oh five, and they started bottling, and

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Speaker 2: by nineteen twenty five they had significantly grown under the

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Speaker 2: brand that would evolve into.

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Speaker 4: Or See Cola.

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Speaker 2: They started out as Royal Crown Ginger Rail and then

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Speaker 2: turned into Colon. Other soft drinks. Number one Colon, Number

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Speaker 2: one soda in the US. Is you know this one?

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Speaker 2: You're gonna guess this one right? Number one soda in

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Speaker 2: the US.

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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Speaker 2: I would guess Coke? You are correct? Number two? See

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Speaker 2: if you've been paying attention to the news. Number two

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Speaker 2: soda Spride good guess wrong?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Santa?

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Speaker 4: Okay, somebody deport I don't drink soda? Tab right? Ta

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Speaker 4: oh tab yeah great? What a good idea. Fresca, Oh

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Speaker 4: my god, is it Fanta? Right? Fresca is actually getting

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Speaker 4: pretty cool now.

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Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, it has. Yeah, my son likes that.

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Speaker 5: It's like cool again to have fresca.

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Speaker 4: It is h yeah it is. Yeah, it's all over

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Speaker 4: your social media now, Fresca and six seven. There you go.

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Speaker 2: Number two is doctor Pepper. Yeah, there's a weird cult

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Speaker 2: around doctor Pepper. You're right, you are right about that.

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Speaker 2: My son is in that weird cult. He loves doctor Pepper.

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Speaker 2: Although now he's onto the Coke Zero's he likes that.

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Speaker 2: And then he was doing Fresco for a long time too.

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Speaker 2: It's very trendy gen z.

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Speaker 7: But isn't there something to doctor Pepper, like a like

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Speaker 7: a rumor that I don't know. Is it a laxative

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Speaker 7: or something. There's something going on with doctor Pepper. I mean,

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Speaker 7: I watched Forrest Gump, but I know it makes you

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Speaker 7: have to pay That's all I know about it. So

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Speaker 7: you cannot reveal the secret of doctor Pepper's popular now he's.

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Speaker 4: A real doctor though. Yeah. Uh.

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Speaker 2: Number three is Sprite number four ist PEPs You know

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Speaker 2: PEPSI was number two for forty years, almost forty years,

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Speaker 2: and then uh, doctor Pepper passed them last year and

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Speaker 2: then Sprite pasted them this year.

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Speaker 5: Isn't that crazy surprise. Sprite is even there. Sprite's got

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Speaker 5: a revi. I mean they're rolling out a bunch of das.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Is there any qualitative difference between Sprite and seven Up?

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Speaker 2: Yes, seven Up. I think it's an RC product or

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Speaker 2: a Doctor Pepper product too. I would say, yes, there's

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Speaker 2: a difference.

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Speaker 4: What's the matter with you?

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Speaker 5: In my time of recovery, I had to fill some

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Speaker 5: time and I actually had that question and I got

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Speaker 5: seven up in Sprite, and there is a It's negligible,

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Speaker 5: but you can definitely tell that there's a difference.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, When I was drinking a lot of sodam

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Speaker 2: when I was a kid, I can definitely tell the difference.

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Speaker 4: Well, what is it? I would say one tastes different

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Speaker 4: than the other one, thank you, thank you for that.

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Speaker 5: I would say seven up is more like the citrusy

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Speaker 5: one and sprites like sweeter.

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Speaker 10: Oh yes, there's notes of a mine and oh yes, indeed, yeah,

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Speaker 10: notes of oak. I'm tasting it was the vanilla I

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Speaker 10: believe in there. Yeah, p D is it p D very?

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Speaker 2: When I was a kid, my dad used to make

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Speaker 2: us drink whenever we weren't we weren't feeling well.

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Speaker 4: We give us a squirt. Yeah, remember that was good. God,

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Speaker 4: I love squirt. That's a Mexican thing too. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's it like grapefruit flavor. Yeah yeah, yeah. And the

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Speaker 2: funny thing is I hate grapefruit, but I love squirt.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it keeps you from scurvy. Okay, okay, Nikki, come

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Speaker 2: get your news man. This is it's pretty bad. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna rely on Nikki to strain things up.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever had an Italian col okay, no, no,

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Speaker 5: never mind for something Italian color.

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Speaker 4: It's called chinoto.

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Speaker 2: It's discussed to look that up an urban dictionary.

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Speaker 4: It's not a computer. Okay, it's the real thing. It's

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Speaker 4: just it's undrinkable. You haven't had disgusting until I bring

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Speaker 4: you fago.

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Speaker 2: The next time I go back to Michigan, I'll bring

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Speaker 2: you a Michigan born soda fago.

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Speaker 4: You love it all. I think it was icp icph.

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Speaker 2: Hey, don't worry about the nausea that you feel when

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Speaker 2: you realize that the government is not telling you everything.

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Speaker 2: They must have it under control, after all, they are

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Speaker 2: the US government. And when if they ever steered you wrong.

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Speaker 2: Now a senator is hinting that the secrets might be

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Speaker 2: so significant they could unleash absolute panic. The pressure to

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Speaker 2: open the files is growing fast and it's next Chris Maryland.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to KFI A six on demand.

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Speaker 4: I love you, guys, I love it. I love it.

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Speaker 2: George NORRIEA Coast to Coast coming up here at ten o'clock.

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Speaker 2: I happen to see that Marco Rubio is now facing pressure.

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Speaker 2: You know that documentary came out on Netflix about the

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Speaker 2: the UFOs and whatnot, and so Marco Rubio is like, oh, yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: it's happening. There's definitely UFOs out there, and then he

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Speaker 2: was actually adding onto the conspiracy theories. Rubio believes that

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Speaker 2: elements within the US government have recovered technology from a

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Speaker 2: non human intelligence, reverse engineered it, and then let private

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Speaker 2: military contractors take control of it in ways that could

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Speaker 2: be undermining national security and result in a Pearl Harbor

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Speaker 2: like event. The real risk is transferring technology that is

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Speaker 2: not useful to US today to a corporate entity over decades.

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Speaker 2: Is the corporate entity comes to basically possess and control

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Speaker 2: access to it for their own purposes, not for the

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Speaker 2: purposes of national security. Okay, cheepers, If only there were

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Speaker 2: some sort of I don't know, higher up government official

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Speaker 2: that could stop those technologies from being sold. If only

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Speaker 2: there were so good news, we're in Marco Rubio's hands.

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Speaker 2: That's excellent. We had some thoughts, by the way, gang on.

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Speaker 4: The Cola wars.

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00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 2: Some people had thoughts on our conversation regarding URC Cola

589
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Speaker 2: trying to make a comeback.

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Speaker 4: I thought KFVI was fu the people.

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Speaker 6: But every time I turn around, you guys are promoting poison.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We're setting this out.

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Speaker 6: I mean, why are you talking about them sodas and

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Speaker 6: everything that they could I ain't ever poison delicious, but so,

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Speaker 6: but if the companies pay so you got to talk

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Speaker 6: about them, might Yeah, you can't say nothing bad about them, right,

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00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 6: so they just pay you to keep him They just

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Speaker 6: pay you to keep.

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Speaker 4: Them talking bad about them. Wow wow, yep, yep.

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Speaker 2: It's the only thing PEPSI and Coke and UH and

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Speaker 2: doctor Pepper could agree on is let's give the evening

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Speaker 2: fill in host on KFI Boku Bucks to talk about

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Speaker 2: the poisons and then we'll just go back to trying

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Speaker 2: to tear tear each other's up markets apart.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, no, you're right, they got together on that

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Speaker 4: one thing. Very good.

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Speaker 6: All right here, I knew you got to protect your

609
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Speaker 6: clients and everything. Yeah, but let me go ahead and

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Speaker 6: see it. Okay, all sos, all sodas are bad for you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, sugar is bad for you, and sugar is pretty natural.

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Speaker 4: In fact, I think if you don't have it, you die.

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Speaker 1: They're selling you poison.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, now do you agree?

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Speaker 2: Can't ye?

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Speaker 4: Do you not agree? I agree that if you don't

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Speaker 4: eat sugar, you will die.

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Speaker 6: I know you can't even answer that question on I

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Speaker 6: just did my bad baby.

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Speaker 2: If you want to say that high fuctose corn syrup

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Speaker 2: is bad, I think we actually already addressed that earlier tonight.

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Speaker 2: But I appreciate that you've gone full conspiracy theory, and

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Speaker 2: you're not wrong.

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Speaker 4: You're not entirely wrong.

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Speaker 2: There are certain products that you know, we get paid

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Speaker 2: to talk about even though we know that they might

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Speaker 2: not be the best for you. For instance, hang on

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Speaker 2: only at Circle K.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, so so he was right.

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, I mean, if I'm gonna sell out

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Speaker 2: for poisons, I might as well go all in on

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Speaker 2: the good stuff.

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Speaker 4: Right, tasty and refreshing. It is delicious, the best.

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Speaker 2: Tony's behind the scenes, Tony, I love working with you, you

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Speaker 2: know I do. And and then what Tony doesn't know?

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Speaker 4: I mean, Tony knows it, but you don't know this.

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Speaker 2: But I kind of invited all of us to go

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Speaker 2: over to Tony's house and hang out and have some

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Speaker 2: beers with Foosh now that he's back on his feet, foush,

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Speaker 2: I could not be a happier camper that you are

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Speaker 2: back on your feet.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for talking about your scars tonight. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you like, I did get some s bestest

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Speaker 2: Pharmacy, S bestest cream. And then Nikki, you definitely keep

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Speaker 2: us on our toes. You're welcome yep, that's what I

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Speaker 2: was thinking.

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