WEBVTT - Dirty Cop  

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<v Speaker 1>See Mojo in the morning show. CAV what a game

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<v Speaker 1>last night. It was incredible. I was watching the Knicks

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<v Speaker 1>go down to the Pistons at Little Caesars Arena. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't just a win, it was a trouncing. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a thirty point win. Thirty point BTA Belta.

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<v Speaker 2>S They have starters out or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I mean both teams are dealing with injuries,

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<v Speaker 3>so that was no.

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<v Speaker 1>They had their main guys though. They did though, So

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<v Speaker 1>CAV works the Pistons games. For those that don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see CALV at the games and you can hear

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<v Speaker 1>them too sometimes over the you know, the games. I

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<v Speaker 1>was watching the game last night. I think NBC was

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that had it, or Peacock or whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>hell it's called, and I could hear your voice on

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<v Speaker 1>there where you're like Pistons like you're you know, you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting up doing the mic stuff. You witnessed something kind

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<v Speaker 1>of interesting in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>At the game.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We have some amazing people that work inside of Little

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<v Speaker 3>Caesars Arena, and not just the most incredible ushers and

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<v Speaker 3>concierge and staff there, but also the police officers that

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<v Speaker 3>make sure that everybody who goes is safe coming in

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<v Speaker 3>and going out, but one police officer in particular bad

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<v Speaker 3>six spots.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a restroom.

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<v Speaker 3>That is in the back on like the ground level,

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<v Speaker 3>So that is where a lot of the police officers

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<v Speaker 3>and like the people who work kind of the floor

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<v Speaker 3>will go if they need to relieve themselves or do

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<v Speaker 3>anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>So I go in there. I use the bathroom real quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>He comes in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I see him every game, so I know him, so

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<v Speaker 3>it's nothing for me to engage in conversation. So he

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<v Speaker 3>starts to walk out after he finishes at the journal.

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<v Speaker 3>I finish around the same time. I make my way

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<v Speaker 3>to the sink to wash my hands. He does not.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes straight to the dirty cop, Dirty dirty cop.

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<v Speaker 3>As he's walking out, I'm like, you're not gonna wash

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<v Speaker 3>your hands? You actually, I mean we talk all of

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<v Speaker 3>we talk every game, so it's like, this is my guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yo, you're not going to wash your hands.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, nah, I do that before I pat

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, I just looked at him. I

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<v Speaker 3>had nothing to say at that point because in my

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<v Speaker 3>mom I'm like, is this a thing I've never heard of?

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody washing their hands before they use the restroom, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I do think that it's good to wash your

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<v Speaker 1>hands before you touch yourself because you're touching other things.

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<v Speaker 2>And then because we don't think about that, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually can understand that that and that makes a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you should do both.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if women when they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom are actually are you well, I guess you're wiping.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not well, and I don't actually touch we.

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<v Speaker 2>Are actually grabbing ourselves hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but so washing prior is good, but you got

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<v Speaker 1>to wash afterwards, have otherwise you're giving those.

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<v Speaker 4>Germs shaking hands out on the court exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be arrested by him. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to don't put the tops on.

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<v Speaker 1>None of anybody else do this. Is any other listeners

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<v Speaker 1>do this for Mojo?

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<v Speaker 3>It makes sense in the and like what Mojo was saying,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm touching everything else in the world in that area,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you go to touch and you know you're

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<v Speaker 3>exchanging that on yourself. But I've never heard that until yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was just embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you kind up. That was the first thing he

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<v Speaker 6>could think of.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the fact that Kevin is in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and he's with a police officer and the guy doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>wash his hands, and Kevin's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Citizens rast you're before you leave, Lotus, what's up?

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<v Speaker 7>I actually do wash my hands before and after because

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<v Speaker 7>I am in a healthcare field, so.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like something that I'm used to.

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<v Speaker 7>But it's good to get in the hang of doing both.

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<v Speaker 7>There's nothing wrong with doing both, but when you don't

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<v Speaker 7>wash after, there's a major problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you got to call that, Lotus. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something. So I love Michigan Medicine. That's my

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<v Speaker 1>that's my uh, that's my jam. That's where that's where

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<v Speaker 1>I like to go if for my stuff. And they

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<v Speaker 1>have something that I've always wanted to call out in

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<v Speaker 1>their bathrooms their paper towel dispenser. You have to get

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<v Speaker 1>up and put your hands into it to get a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of towel out of it. Like it's not one

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<v Speaker 1>of those ones where you wave your hand in front

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<v Speaker 1>of it's like wrapped around. I feel like that's dirty

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<v Speaker 1>hands going inside there. Why did they do that? They

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<v Speaker 1>need to change that.

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<v Speaker 7>It's very unsanitary. They probably do it because they don't

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<v Speaker 7>have staff to clean up after, or just some companies

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<v Speaker 7>and facilities like to use the air blow dryer for hands.

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<v Speaker 6>But you know, I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I say, they say they sucked the era out of

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<v Speaker 3>the bathroom, Well they s yeah, and it's just getting.

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<v Speaker 2>Not doing that. Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you heard what keV said. But

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<v Speaker 1>keV is doing an investigation right now. And a cop

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<v Speaker 1>with dirty hands? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I'm working. I have a machinery, so I washed

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<v Speaker 8>my hands before and after use the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny that you say that. You're the same guy

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<v Speaker 1>that says you brush your teeth three times a day too.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't buy it.

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<v Speaker 8>Actually, I'm the same guy last week or two weeks

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<v Speaker 8>ago when I gave his wife the uh the Christmas

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<v Speaker 8>card from his fraind at work.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I remember that. You know what. You know?

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<v Speaker 1>What's funny though, by that is when you say I

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<v Speaker 1>do this all the time. You don't do it all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Probably sometimes you do it?

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<v Speaker 8>No, all the time? No is always a leo dirty

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<v Speaker 8>at work?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got to what about when you're at home?

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<v Speaker 8>No, I just after at home at.

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<v Speaker 2>Home at Homie. Don't wash it all, do you?

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<v Speaker 8>No? I gotcha?

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<v Speaker 2>Gotcha? I ain't gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 6>I watched less at home, I say not study.

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<v Speaker 2>Though.

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<v Speaker 5>There is one place that I do not wash my hands,

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<v Speaker 5>and it is a very public place. And I have

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<v Speaker 5>talked about this before, but I always do carry hand

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<v Speaker 5>sanitizer with me.

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<v Speaker 6>Did Detroit Metro Airpart?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>And you know why I cannot do it because and

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<v Speaker 5>this was years ago, Kevanana, there was a story that

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<v Speaker 5>we reported on where a guy was can.

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<v Speaker 6>I say it? There was a guy who was filling

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<v Speaker 6>the soap dispensers with semen as a joke.

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<v Speaker 5>And ever since then it is in my brain and

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<v Speaker 5>I cannot use the soap dispensers there story, so I

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<v Speaker 5>will walk on. If you see me at the airport,

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<v Speaker 5>you have probably seen me not wash my hands, but

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<v Speaker 5>I legitimately sanitize my hands.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's still in my head. I cannot do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I only do it if it's if the soap is pink.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's true though I remember that story. Shannon is crazy, Jen,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 9>Now I have to ask, because Shannon at least rintes

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<v Speaker 9>them off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I literally I go in my purse and I use

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<v Speaker 5>hand sanitizer.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what I do.

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<v Speaker 9>Not even hot water.

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<v Speaker 5>Nope, not even hot water. I'm just being very honest

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<v Speaker 5>with you.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't. I skipped the whole sink area.

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<v Speaker 9>No to sell Shannon and White.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 9>That's good because I was actually calling to say, yes,

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<v Speaker 9>watch before and after, because think of everything that you're

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<v Speaker 9>touching before you walk into that bathroom, and then you're

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<v Speaker 9>going to touch your holiest the holies.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. Yeah, I never thought of before and after. Everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>do yourself some favors.

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<v Speaker 9>You want to go and grind up against the door

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<v Speaker 9>handle of the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>No you don't, Yeah, no, and not to yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't touch Kevin's handle on the inside of his bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>when you're using his apartment bathroom.

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<v Speaker 9>I thought you were going to say a completely different

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<v Speaker 9>kind of handle and say.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get you're welcome and touch that. Adrian was up

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<v Speaker 1>on my way to work, you know, y, good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful driving. What's happening?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh not much as I'm calling in about your hand

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<v Speaker 10>washing in the bathroom saying I'm a drumaphobe. So and

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<v Speaker 10>I have a think. I wash my hands three times

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<v Speaker 10>every time time to score.

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<v Speaker 2>Time after three times?

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<v Speaker 7>Why yeah, it's an OCD germaphoon okay makes fun of

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<v Speaker 7>me even when.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm cooking, I'm washing and washing. Wow, And they're like,

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<v Speaker 10>you're never sick, and I'm like, it's because I wash

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<v Speaker 10>my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>I always believe that the people that use antibacteriterial soap

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<v Speaker 1>and wash their hands all the time get sick because

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<v Speaker 1>they have no immunity to germs. But that's amazing with

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<v Speaker 1>a girl. Uh're speaking of OCD and what's up Angela?

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<v Speaker 8>Hi?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh my god, good morning. You guys are the lives.

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<v Speaker 4>I swear to goodness.

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<v Speaker 10>I swear to good as Shannon. I'm just laughing at

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<v Speaker 10>what you just said. But I am the most OCD person.

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<v Speaker 10>I am like, I wash my hands so much that

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<v Speaker 10>I have to keep motion and whatnot in my purse

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<v Speaker 10>because my hands get raw. And my cousin was like,

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<v Speaker 10>you gotta have some dirt in your house because you

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<v Speaker 10>are just too cling for me. But you know what, Cannon,

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<v Speaker 10>they got me cheap white at the dollar store. I

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<v Speaker 10>have them in my hand washing whine. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 10>that's the life.

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<v Speaker 3>Saber.

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<v Speaker 1>But how do we know if their dollar store cheap wipes,

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<v Speaker 1>if they're actually good wipes or what are they? Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're just wet. Oh really, okay, Jennifer, what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>I was just gonna say. I like the idea of

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<v Speaker 4>washing before, but for women, we have to touch lips

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<v Speaker 4>set to straddle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, do you wipe your butt off after that?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you like?

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<v Speaker 4>That's one thing that I've always thought of. It was

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<v Speaker 4>like when you're you know, you're straddling, and then you

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<v Speaker 4>have to wipe yourself anyway, Like it's already kind of gross.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that that when women say that they straddle

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<v Speaker 1>and do it, but then they're in the bathroom for

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<v Speaker 1>eight hours. They're not straddling you to fix your hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure it's all just fixing your hair? You're

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<v Speaker 1>just sitting there like me on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 6>I do not take my phone out, you know.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, thank you, thank you for the