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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the Morning show phone numbers eight four

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<v Speaker 1>to four Mojo Live eight four four sixty sixty five

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<v Speaker 1>six five four eight. I found out two very interesting

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<v Speaker 1>things yesterday. Number one, I found out how to clear

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<v Speaker 1>my Instagram algorithm.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not know that I could do that.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want, I'll walk you through it a later time,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't want to get into that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But then the second thing I found out is, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to call this a Prime problem. I found

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<v Speaker 1>out that my wife has a Amazon Prime problem. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>I came home to another doorstep of packages. And the

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<v Speaker 1>funny thing is, many of them are needed. Ninety nine

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<v Speaker 1>point nine percent of them are needed. Some of the

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<v Speaker 1>other ones I don't necessarily know what they're needed. And

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<v Speaker 1>I learned last night we were out hanging out Chelsea

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<v Speaker 1>and myself, and then we were hanging out Cabin and

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<v Speaker 1>Bob Turner and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's friends of ours.

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<v Speaker 1>We were all hanging out together and we were discussing

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that Elsea will order stuff from Amazon and

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<v Speaker 1>she will not return sometimes the things that she does

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<v Speaker 1>not use. So we got just a plethora of crap

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<v Speaker 1>that just sits around and Bob says that he returns

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. He just goes to the UPS store

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<v Speaker 1>and basically drops offices. It's as simple as possible. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even he scans a QR, doesn't even.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to pack the Bob fast ever.

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<v Speaker 1>But listen to this about Bob. I thought Chelsea was

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<v Speaker 1>the orderer of orderers. No, the world record holder in

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<v Speaker 1>the city of Detroit for the most Amazon Prime orders

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<v Speaker 1>has to go to Bob Turner unless you are better

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<v Speaker 1>than Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>Better than Bob this morning. Bob in the last year,

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<v Speaker 2>last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Ordered four hundred and twenty seven Amazon orders.

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<v Speaker 2>What is Bob buying? Bob buying?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, how does he know that that's his number?

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<v Speaker 1>You can go into your Amazon Prime and look at

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<v Speaker 1>your orders, and then there is a way to have

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<v Speaker 1>it of how many you've ordered for This isn't the

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<v Speaker 1>interesting thing. In the last year, I did the math

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<v Speaker 1>on this thing. In the last year, Bob has placed

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred and twenty seven Amazon orders. Again, that's four

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty seven, four to two seven. That's more

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<v Speaker 1>than an order a day every day for a full year.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot of stuff, Bob. It's like an order

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<v Speaker 1>and a half Bob has a problem. Can anyone beat that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anybody that can beat Bob? I'm still not fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm asking rufus Ai.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's what Amazon is prompting me to do. And I said,

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<v Speaker 3>how many items have I ordered so far this year?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you guys? What do you just think your

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<v Speaker 1>orders would be? Do you think it would be far

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<v Speaker 1>less than that? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think so. I use Amazon for everything like

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<v Speaker 4>I use it almost as a grocery store. I order

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<v Speaker 4>protein shakes, granola bars, yeah, all of that.

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<v Speaker 2>So you got all those little things.

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<v Speaker 1>The funny thing is you imagine how many times you

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<v Speaker 1>have never seen the same drive ever twice.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a fact. What is the deal? I never see

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<v Speaker 2>the same ones.

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<v Speaker 3>These guys roll up into my driveway in normal cars and.

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<v Speaker 2>Always like, oh's at the house.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know Amazon, Well, you know, you never know.

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<v Speaker 2>So twenty twenty five, watch out, you never know. Twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five, I only ordered eighty seven things. Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing pretty good. That's not bad this year. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. This can't be right. I've only ordered three

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<v Speaker 2>things this year and one was canceled. I've ordered thirty

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<v Speaker 2>eight items.

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin, what, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>You must order from somewhere else where else. That's gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be it, man, that's got.

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<v Speaker 2>To be it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh maybe I've gotten thirty eight deliveries with different items

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<v Speaker 3>that very low.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred and seventy six orders.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys think this twenty five? Here's the deal?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that majority of time it's the it's

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<v Speaker 1>an addiction, a convenience, or it's boredom.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like it's for me, it's convenience. It

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<v Speaker 2>is convenience. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I say convenience not only because like maybe I

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<v Speaker 3>don't feel like going to, you know, a store or something,

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<v Speaker 3>but also now that all of these influencers link stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>it's for me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all my infos say.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the click of a button when I say convenience, Like, so,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if that if that technically is considered boredom,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm I'm scrolling, I see something, I click purchase,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>I also love the one day shipping, like yeah, or

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<v Speaker 4>it's less than a day.

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<v Speaker 1>It used to be one day, now it's now it

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<v Speaker 1>does take a little bit long hours. Hold and by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, they also get you at the If you

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<v Speaker 1>can add fifty more dollars to it, we'll make it

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<v Speaker 1>a one day thing. Hold on the person that just

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<v Speaker 1>sent that last text in about their mom and dad Lydia,

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<v Speaker 1>we got to get your mind. I answer your phone

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<v Speaker 1>two four A two five zero, whatever the heck. The

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the numbers are eight four four Mojoe Live

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<v Speaker 1>Texture here says can't go on the air, but last

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<v Speaker 1>year I ordered over three hundred and eight Bob's got

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<v Speaker 1>me beat eighties. That is a ton of them. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Another person here, this one is from two four eight

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<v Speaker 1>two four eight, says that their work did five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, what's up, Robin? How you doing good?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you good? How many would you say you

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<v Speaker 2>did last year?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>I am an Amazon Vine reviewer. Okay, I receive up

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<v Speaker 5>to eight packages a day. I've made so far one

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<v Speaker 5>hundred and ninety reviews just this year. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 5>and I've had over twelve thousand views of my reviews.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's do eight times three hundred and sixty five?

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<v Speaker 1>How many packages would that be? What would that?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if it's like Christmas every day when

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<v Speaker 5>I get home, because I never know what it's going

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<v Speaker 5>to be some days, some things are prolonged for a

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<v Speaker 5>month before they get delivered. Sometimes it's same day, sometimes

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<v Speaker 5>it's next day. So I walk up to my door

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<v Speaker 5>every day like Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>She gets almost three thousand packages a year. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>keep everything or can you return stuff? No?

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<v Speaker 5>Because actually I don't pay for them as a reviewer.

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<v Speaker 5>So I think we have a specific site that we

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<v Speaker 5>go to that we get the job today, that we

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<v Speaker 5>can choose from. I don't pay for any of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, how much do you make though? Do you make

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<v Speaker 2>some money off of this?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't make anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I just get the products.

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<v Speaker 1>I would get the products and sell them exactly. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you do that or no?

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<v Speaker 5>Now I have so many boots I can wear a

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<v Speaker 5>different pair of boots every day for over my months.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what's going on day? Are you there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 2>How's it going? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Dave?

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<v Speaker 2>How many orders from Amazon have you done? Well? I

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<v Speaker 2>can't tell you how many orders.

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<v Speaker 5>But unfortunately we had a house fire, so I had

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<v Speaker 5>to export.

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<v Speaker 2>And do an item list and come to find out

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<v Speaker 2>that the previous five years as far as I went back,

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<v Speaker 2>it total over twenty five grand.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, his bills dam is at twenty five grand.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff base as you on speed dive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yees, yes crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody just texted me the first time. That's amazing, Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>We're sorry to hear about your fire. Somebody texted and says,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom is at least seven hundred and eight Amazon orders.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how they come up with seven hundred and eight,

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<v Speaker 1>like eight is number, because another person came in and

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<v Speaker 1>said that my mom bought eight hundred plus last year.

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<v Speaker 2>That is going on. It's got to be a cluttered house.