Speaker 1: Budget in the morning show. So wait a second.
Speaker 2: So you go to Cedar Point and you go there
Speaker 2: drunk or go there drinking to get drunk?
Speaker 1: That is can you buy? You can buy alcohol at
Speaker 1: Cedar Point, can't you?
Speaker 3: They have a wine tour. This is what I'm being
Speaker 3: told that Cedar Point. I have a friend and she
Speaker 3: goes with her family every year. She's like a new
Speaker 3: friend of mine. So I've never heard about their annual
Speaker 3: Cedar Point trip until yesterday when we were talking.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, good, like you want to go this time?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: It's every year we go to see the Point in
Speaker 3: my family. We pre game, so they drink a little alcohol,
Speaker 3: you know, not driving, but they drink a little alcohol
Speaker 3: once they park. And then she said, they have a
Speaker 3: wine tour inside of Cedar Point and they drink and
Speaker 3: then they go on roller coasters. And that does not
Speaker 3: sound like a good time to be That literally sound
Speaker 3: like the recip to throw up on everybody sitting behind you.
Speaker 2: I think this is interesting because I've been a seater
Speaker 2: point a bajillion times with this show, with my kids,
Speaker 2: field tripping stuff like that. I don't think I have
Speaker 2: ever gotten an alcoholic beverage at Cedar Point, which is
Speaker 2: interesting because it would make it so much more fun.
Speaker 1: So look at that.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the Cedar Point thing right here, and
Speaker 2: they even have look at the beverages they have at
Speaker 2: Bar eighteen seventy, also at the Trail Tavern and then
Speaker 2: the Red is it Red Guarter Saloon? These are all
Speaker 2: places that you can buy alcohol.
Speaker 4: Is that new that you can get alcohol that? I
Speaker 4: haven't been to Cedar Point in a few years.
Speaker 3: I haven't been for a while, and I think the
Speaker 3: last time I went was like Hallowekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't know they cancel it at a
Speaker 1: certain time or not.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is I've gone to Universal down
Speaker 2: in Florida for their Halloween thing and it is all
Speaker 2: a drunk festre So they're halloween thing that they do,
Speaker 2: which is not Hallowekends. Like you just said, it's Cedar Point.
Speaker 2: What do they call it? They call it something else?
Speaker 2: And they have everybody gets like every like a few
Speaker 2: seconds right before you go to any of the scary
Speaker 2: haunted houses, they have some kind of new drink that
Speaker 2: they're selling. I think that's a that's a cool thing.
Speaker 2: Because you're going to be there for hours and then
Speaker 2: you can be drunk for a little bit and then
Speaker 2: you can kind of work off your drunk before you
Speaker 2: get back on the highway and go home.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Like I like how I've never been to Epcot, but
Speaker 3: I hear you can drink around the world.
Speaker 5: You can.
Speaker 4: You can drink at several of the Disney parks that.
Speaker 3: I like, But I don't like the idea of them
Speaker 3: having to go get on a ride that literally makes
Speaker 3: me feel like I'm about to throw up.
Speaker 1: Really, you don't think so.
Speaker 3: I couldn't even imagine getting high and going on the ride,
Speaker 3: just like, that's not the way.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you just crossed the line. Call us up
Speaker 2: if you ride the rides at Cedar Point or any
Speaker 2: of the theme parks drunk or high, and tell me
Speaker 2: what the experience is like, because I want to know
Speaker 2: what it would be like to be on some of
Speaker 2: these rides.
Speaker 1: Are you a roller coaster guy? I love roller coasters.
Speaker 2: The problem with Cedar Point is they they're not meant
Speaker 2: for guys my size, So so Theedar Point I have
Speaker 2: to go to Universal Studios because they have the fat
Speaker 2: guy row it's like Row six and they they're meant
Speaker 2: for bigger dudes.
Speaker 4: So I say this about drinking at Cedar Point specifically
Speaker 4: because I feel like they have more like of the
Speaker 4: like Roller Coastery type of rides versus Disney. I love
Speaker 4: Roller Coaster two as a kid, as a teenager, at
Speaker 4: college kid whatever. I rode them all. It was fine.
Speaker 4: I went a couple of years ago and wrote like
Speaker 4: own old.
Speaker 1: Raft or something.
Speaker 4: I felt so sick for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1: Really, it's a different ballgame.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And if you had alcohol to the mix, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think I could do it. I live that life, Zach.
Speaker 1: Do you do you ride? Yes?
Speaker 6: For my twenty first birthday, my friends decided to take
Speaker 6: me to Cedar Point huh. And we got messed up
Speaker 6: on yingling, which they only sell that.
Speaker 2: By the way, come in here to Michigan, and I'm
Speaker 2: super excited by the way you guys are all going
Speaker 2: to real eyes.
Speaker 1: It tastes like piss. It's it's only good. It's only
Speaker 1: good because you can't get it.
Speaker 6: Yes, Well, we had maybe twenty of them before opening,
Speaker 6: like the gates open. Yeah, we brought like a twenty
Speaker 6: four peck or whatever, and there was only four left anyway,
Speaker 6: rode the one that was the what's the wooden roller
Speaker 6: coaster at there point?
Speaker 4: Oh god, well it's the worst one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we started Gemini the Gemini. Yeah, so we started there.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure you got my first concussion.
Speaker 1: I was thrown up everywhere. That's not a good idea.
Speaker 2: I don't. Hey, Aaron, what's happening. It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 5: Hey, So I've actually wanted to drink at Cuitar Point.
Speaker 5: I mean me and my me, my family. I said,
Speaker 5: say go to Theedar Point as much as Joe and
Speaker 5: Alyssa go to Disney.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, Joe, you listen, Joe and Joe and my
Speaker 2: son and his fiancee Alyssa go to Disney all the
Speaker 2: freaking time.
Speaker 1: Do you guys drink there?
Speaker 5: No, that's that's what I was gonna say. I want
Speaker 5: you so bad. My girlfriend's not of age yet, so
Speaker 5: I'm the only one that can. But I haven't tried
Speaker 5: it yet, but I might this weekend.
Speaker 1: We're going tomorrow. Well, you know what, that's perfect. How
Speaker 1: old are you?
Speaker 7: I'm twenty one, and how old is she? She's twenty
Speaker 7: all right, So he's got a year. She's driving you home.
Speaker 7: You got a v take advantage of that. Man, that's
Speaker 7: the best.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, absolutely, I love it already.
Speaker 1: All right, give me your top three rides at Cedar Point.
Speaker 5: Top three, well, top Thrill two is number one, Maverick,
Speaker 5: number two, banger and I'm sure Simon's Kurt is going
Speaker 5: to go in there. I just haven't got on it yet.
Speaker 5: So new, but then I probably got to say. I
Speaker 5: don't know about the third one. It's maybe Gatekeeper.
Speaker 2: Really, you know, we used to have it where and
Speaker 2: I don't know who the account exec is now for
Speaker 2: Cedar Point, but we used to have it where they
Speaker 2: would let us broadcast from there.
Speaker 1: We haven't done that in forever. Katie, Katie and Toledo.
Speaker 3: Is a weekend.
Speaker 1: Katie.
Speaker 2: You sent us that nice box of stuff. We got
Speaker 2: a promotion waiting for you.
Speaker 1: What's up? How you doing? Sam? Sam? On mute your phone?
Speaker 8: Sam, I'm so sorry. I was yeah, Hi, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9: How you guys doing today?
Speaker 2: We're good? What's going on? Kev's not liking the idea
Speaker 2: of going and drinking at Cedar Point.
Speaker 9: See, I personally don't drink because it doesn't suit with me,
Speaker 9: but I bring my pen with me when I go
Speaker 9: up there, and it makes you feel like you're quite
Speaker 9: literally flying and you come off all lightheaded ceilings, you're
Speaker 9: walking on clouds.
Speaker 1: It's quite fun, really, man, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Did you know that? To me, I think I'd rather
Speaker 2: drink than get high and go on those things. I
Speaker 2: would start hallucinating. Imagine doing mushrooms line.
Speaker 6: I'm sure that line feels like it's super long when
Speaker 6: you're stoned.
Speaker 9: Right, Oh yeah, oh yeah, I mean it helps the
Speaker 9: time go by faster, I will say, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, were coming fast. It's no brud.
Speaker 3: I used to piss me off. You ate three hours,
Speaker 3: but thirteen second rides. Bruh, that's the worst thing in
Speaker 3: the world. Sarah, what's happening?
Speaker 10: Yeah? Ten out and ten don't recommend doing mushrooms before
Speaker 10: going to a theme park.
Speaker 1: Have you done it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Me, And it was my boyfriend at the time and
Speaker 10: he's my husband now. But he was like, this is
Speaker 10: going to be great, Like, you know, you're a huge
Speaker 10: fan of Harry Potter, Like, just imagine how lifelike it
Speaker 10: will feel to be walking around visiting world. No, it
Speaker 10: was so hot and it was the shrewms like it's
Speaker 10: so miserable. I just wanted to just lay down, and
Speaker 10: we're like standing in line, and it was terrible. It
Speaker 10: sounded great in theory, horrible experience.
Speaker 2: Did you at all think when you were up on
Speaker 2: the ride and you're looking down at the little people
Speaker 2: that they were ants or anything down at the bottom,
Speaker 2: don't you know?
Speaker 10: I just kind of kept my eyes closed the whole time.
Speaker 10: I just didn't even want to experience what I knew
Speaker 10: was just not gonna be.
Speaker 9: All that money.
Speaker 6: And those are the worst type of rides, those motion
Speaker 6: like movement screen rides.
Speaker 2: Oh, those so those rides are to me, like I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm having an epileptic seizon.
Speaker 3: You know, last stuff Twice in a Harry Potter ride
Speaker 3: on a screen. It just stopped me in their upside
Speaker 3: dout it. What's up, Julie, Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you good? What's going on?
Speaker 10: Good?
Speaker 11: I so years ago, I'm so funny. I was got
Speaker 11: really really high with my sister and her friends and
Speaker 11: we were waiting in line. It was we wouldn't want
Speaker 11: to ride, and it was with a lot I would say,
Speaker 11: like my stomach felt worse, and I think it has
Speaker 11: ever felt before, but we're waiting for the Millennium Forest
Speaker 11: and it was I think like two hours in and
Speaker 11: I did. I did, in fact, like throw up, like.
Speaker 2: I'm I was gonna say on the ride, could you
Speaker 2: imagine it? Can you imagine the people waiting three hours?
Speaker 1: It's not a bird?
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 11: And plus you spend so much money when you're high
Speaker 11: because all the food sounds so good.
Speaker 8: So, by the way, it's not a good idea.
Speaker 2: Last time I was a Cedar Point, the fish flies
Speaker 2: were so crazy.
Speaker 1: Did you imagine if you're stoned and the fish flies
Speaker 1: are around there?
Speaker 10: You feel disgusting?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: What's that movie where the bugs are attacking you and
Speaker 2: stuff like that?
Speaker 1: There was in one movie. It's like you know that one.
Speaker 1: What's what's up Richard? What's happening?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 12: Man, I got a great store for you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 12: what's first card? Dating this girl? And I'm terrified the rids,
Speaker 12: Like I started swimming and we decided we're going to
Speaker 12: break a bunch of screwdrivers on the way up there.
Speaker 1: We had some.
Speaker 12: And we drank them there at the place. So I
Speaker 12: wrote all the rides, draft and everything, and we had
Speaker 12: another couple with us and they had Her boyfriend was
Speaker 12: this dorky dude, and he kept calling me a whim
Speaker 12: so I said, all right, don't call me. I'm raring
Speaker 12: these ruds. Finally we get in line for the Millennium
Speaker 12: and I'm pacing back and forth. Dude, all these little
Speaker 12: girls get off it. I'm hammered. And they come up
Speaker 12: and it starts raining and they go, sorry, guys, we
Speaker 12: have closed the rise. I did not want to get
Speaker 12: on that ride.
Speaker 2: Saved by the Weather eight four Mojo Live Text nine
Speaker 2: zero zero Lizy, liz Hi will say that again.
Speaker 8: Flysz lesz.
Speaker 1: What's up, liz Hi?
Speaker 10: So first time long time. My mom actually calls in
Speaker 10: all the time, and like, you know, you got to
Speaker 10: listen to them some more, and I was like, finally
Speaker 10: a topic I can talk about.
Speaker 1: Getting stoned or drunken rides and cedar point right.
Speaker 10: But that's why I'm using my nickname, because she'd be
Speaker 10: mad at me.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 8: But while standing in line, taking an.
Speaker 9: Edible is the way to do it.
Speaker 6: Really, By the time you.
Speaker 11: Get there, it kicks in and you feel like you're
Speaker 11: in like a whole different dimension.
Speaker 5: And then when you.
Speaker 6: Get off, what what percentage are you using?
Speaker 11: Honestly, I shared like a long like nerd gummy rope
Speaker 11: with a cousin.
Speaker 1: Of mine, So sound like her bien.
Speaker 2: You know how they tell you to clear your pockets out,
Speaker 2: like you got to take your pockets out and like that,
Speaker 2: I feel like you throw it in a locker. It's
Speaker 2: like I go over to Lissa's locker and she's got
Speaker 2: like basically all her edibles and they.
Speaker 8: Don't clear your braw out.
Speaker 1: Listen. Thanks, yeah, I don't tell you to clear your braw.
Speaker 2: We love you for listening. Thanks so much. Tell your
Speaker 2: mom thank you for turning us on to you.
Speaker 8: Okay, of course, of course, love you guys, We love you.
Speaker 2: We love you too, Love you too. Hold on, I
Speaker 2: call her earlier said no shrooms before a ride. Tiffany disagrees.
Speaker 1: Tiffany, Hi, first time, long time.
Speaker 10: I love you.
Speaker 1: Guys, we love you too.
Speaker 9: So I was talking about I heard the girls say
Speaker 9: ten out of ten don't recommend rooms, and I just
Speaker 9: greet ten out of ten do it?
Speaker 1: What was your experience?
Speaker 11: But it was me and my my boyfriend at the time,
Speaker 11: my brother and his girlfriend, my mom.
Speaker 8: We had a great time.
Speaker 5: It's like an outer body experience.
Speaker 1: It was fun. Where was it? Was it at Cedar Point?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, you had your mama on shrooms at Cedar Point.
Speaker 1: To be correct, my mom had niswer.
Speaker 8: No ray saying she gave it to me.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying she shared.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Jony got banned from Universal for being so drunk?
Speaker 2: Is that right, Jony?
Speaker 8: I did mojo?
Speaker 1: Not good, Joony. They banned you from the whole.
Speaker 8: Park, the whole park for a year. This was twenty
Speaker 8: one years ago, on a spring break trip with my friends.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we got.
Speaker 8: So drunk in the park and my friend thought would
Speaker 8: be a good idea to throw a garbage can at
Speaker 8: us coming up the escalater now five seconds it was
Speaker 8: like it was like Donkey.
Speaker 1: Kong, you know how, Like, oh my god.
Speaker 8: By the time I got to the top of the steps,
Speaker 8: we had a swat team out us. Back to the
Speaker 8: Polaroid and they're like, you guys are out of here.
Speaker 2: When they ban you, do they take pictures of you
Speaker 2: so they can hang them up and have it be.
Speaker 8: That you literally literally like the Polaright picture. They took
Speaker 8: a picture of us and they said you guys cannot
Speaker 8: come back from three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 2: You're on the Wall of Fame there, Jony, I love it.
Speaker 2: That's incredible.
Speaker 7: I am.
Speaker 1: I love it. Thanks for calling. I appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Jony