1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: When was the FBI created? Was it during the Kennedy administration? 2 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: But I'm not positive. I mean Jaegar Hoover was, that's true. 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, he was Prohibition times he was I think so, Yeah, 4 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 2: that sounds right. 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 3: Did you ever watch the Jagger Hoover movie? No, is 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 3: it good? 7 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: Who plays him? Is it DiCaprio plays him? It is DiCaprio, right, 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: I just remember that. It was like the choice of 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: the actor was kind of weird. But I don't know 10 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,160 Speaker 1: how that guy stayed in power as long as he did. 11 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 3: Jay would do lots of stuff. Yeah, he had it 12 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 3: allbariant yea, a crash dressing freak. 13 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 1: He would be great in today's media, like the Jaeger 14 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: Hoover podcast would be huge. 15 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 4: It brought to you by dude wife. I just want 16 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 4: to make hey, I'm like everybody else. I want to 17 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:52,840 Speaker 4: make sure I'm clean down there. 18 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 3: Brandy Bellman and the DV morning show. 19 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: Whistle and Guy Junker hanging out with us this morning, 20 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 1: and it is time to announce. 21 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 3: The DVE Comedy Festival lineup. 22 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:09,399 Speaker 1: I'm very excited about it. This year, we got a 23 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: couple that we had for a long time been trying 24 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: to nail down, and we're able to work it out 25 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: schedule wise to make it happen. So starting from the beginning, 26 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: the DV Comedy Fest June twenty seventh, eight pm at 27 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:28,559 Speaker 1: the Bay In Theater, kicking things off will be once 28 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: again our good buddy Joe Bartnick. 29 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 3: I used to love weed. No, now I can't handle it. 30 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 2: It's too good. 31 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 5: Yeah. 32 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,959 Speaker 6: When I was a kid, we was brown. It had 33 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 6: sticks and seeds in it. You're rolling in high you 34 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 6: were lucky you threw a frisbee. 35 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 3: Now it's purple. 36 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 6: It's called Luke Skywalker's. 37 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 3: Smoking Join. I got laid down for a week. 38 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 7: I wake up. 39 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 6: I can't remember you my passwords. That's all I do 40 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 6: all today is keep updating passwords. It has to be 41 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 6: a numbers. I've been letters, well, it has to be capitalized. 42 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 6: I've been through the whole Penguin's roster four times. You 43 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 6: have to prove you're not a computer. It's like I 44 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 6: can't remember the name of the tree to grow up one. 45 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure I'm not a computer. They asked you 46 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 6: an emotional question, like what was the name of your 47 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 6: favorite pet? 48 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: You still love Ruby? 49 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 8: Now I have Rosie. 50 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:47,239 Speaker 6: I don't know, or they put ten photos of wish 51 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 6: when they have a stop sign. 52 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 3: I'm blind. I got to call my kid in to 53 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 3: help me. I'm blind. 54 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 6: I went to lens Craft. 55 00:02:55,639 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 3: He goes, you drove here, Joey. I'm so psyched. Joey 56 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 3: be back. 57 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: And now this next comic we have tried for the 58 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 1: last three years and it has not worked out. We 59 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: finally worked it out to have Lynn Copplets be a 60 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: part of this. 61 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 3: Now. If you've never seen. 62 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: Lynn do comedy, I'm here to tell you right now 63 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: that she is an absolute killer. She's one of the 64 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,119 Speaker 1: funniest people I've ever seen in my entire life. And 65 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: she's just one of those last talking about Farley earlier. 66 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: When she walks on stage and starts talking, you just 67 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: start laughing. 68 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 9: He actually asked me if he could choke me out 69 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 9: during sex. I was like, oh my god, yes, please. 70 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: My start at. 71 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 9: Sex, catch me in the kitchen. I'll sign a release 72 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 9: from anything you want. Just end the misery of it all. 73 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 9: Just suggest we should take a shower together. 74 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 7: This is a clumsiest second man I have ever met. 75 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 3: I was like, that's a great. 76 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 9: Idea, let's take it. I actually watched him nail something 77 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 9: once and hit his are like. I was like, Yeah, 78 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 9: that's who I want. Taking me naked into the most dangerous. 79 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 2: Room in the house. 80 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 9: And getting wet and slippery. That sounds genius. 81 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,160 Speaker 7: I have a better idea, maybe we did. 82 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 9: We can take our clothes off. Maybe we hold hands 83 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 9: at the foot of the top and beat our own 84 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:26,039 Speaker 9: heads into the points room. And then at least we're 85 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 9: doing a little mitzvoo for the EMTs so they don't 86 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:36,840 Speaker 9: have to remove you from it. Not gonna be the 87 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 9: cause of some thirty five year old's trauma that they 88 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 9: have to see that. 89 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 3: She's so hilarious. 90 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 10: She's always been funny her entire career in the way 91 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 10: that she's transitioning now, like every bit of material every 92 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 10: decade has been amazing. 93 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 3: Yep, she is one of the all time greats. 94 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,479 Speaker 1: Next up, And again, I know this sounds like I 95 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 1: just keep saying, but I have been trying to get 96 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:06,920 Speaker 1: Dana Gould on the Dve Comedy Festival for so many years. 97 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,159 Speaker 1: Former writer for The Simpsons, one of the all time 98 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: great stand up comics who has had his own TV shows, movies, 99 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: his podcast is huge. I think he's one of the 100 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: most brilliant writers and performers that I have ever seen. 101 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: And I am beyond thrilled that we have Dana Gould 102 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: for the DV Comedy Fest this year. 103 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,239 Speaker 5: A doll. 104 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:44,880 Speaker 11: The definition of evil, waged war on humanity for six years. 105 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:46,840 Speaker 1: And then. 106 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 11: In his bunker wed Ava Braun and the next morning 107 00:05:56,080 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 11: blew his brains up. Marriage is hard. What did she say? 108 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:34,600 Speaker 11: You called this a bunka. 109 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 3: Dana Gould? I mean, I. 110 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,160 Speaker 7: Love him so much. I am so stoked about this. 111 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 1: I want to play one more from Dana. This is 112 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: another Dana Gold clip. 113 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 12: My only hope is that when I do die, I 114 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 12: have the presence of mind in those last few moments 115 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 12: to summon whoever is with me down by the. 116 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,600 Speaker 2: Bedside so I can say. 117 00:06:54,320 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 13: I buried two million dollars. 118 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 3: Behind. 119 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 12: The only thing is you have to time it just right. 120 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 12: Otherwise you have to lie there and pretend that you 121 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,119 Speaker 12: are dead. 122 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: Dana Gold all right, So we are Joe Barnick, We 123 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: got Lynn Complex, we got Dana Gold. And returning to 124 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: the DV E Comedy Fest stage, Ian. 125 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 3: Bags spider Man lives in my building. 126 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 8: What do you think of that? You have to say 127 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 8: it right? 128 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 12: Away. 129 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 14: You can't have minutes to think about it, right, You 130 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 14: can't just suddenly lie it's fantastic. It's not even cool. 131 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 14: It's not the guy in the movies. It's the guy 132 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 14: that hangs out in Hollywood Boulevard and has a picture 133 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 14: taken with you. I had no idea. I just get 134 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 14: my elevator. One day there a Spider Man. I'm like, well, 135 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 14: you've gotten a little lazy, haven't you remember the old 136 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 14: days when you take the side of the building, get 137 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 14: out there. 138 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 3: You're meth head. He's on math. That's pretty funny. Actually, 139 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 3: one day I came home. 140 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 14: He was passed out and a Spider Man outfit in 141 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 14: front of the building, and the fire department had to 142 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 14: show up with the clear paddles and bring them back 143 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 14: to life. What a bad day to be a kid 144 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 14: driving by and seeing Spider Man. Oh did they do 145 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 14: Green Goblin? 146 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 8: Green Goblin? 147 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 3: I mean bean bag. 148 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,599 Speaker 1: We got to hang out with them a week or 149 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: so ago, and that was hard to not talk about it. 150 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: Next I knew he was gonna do the Comedy Festival. 151 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 1: He's super excited for it. One of the just funniest 152 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 1: guys to be around in the. 153 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,200 Speaker 10: So funny because he's so quick in his stream of 154 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 10: consciousness is second to none. 155 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 7: So even when he was in with. 156 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 10: Bert, yeah, he was tagging everything that Bert said. Yeah, 157 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,239 Speaker 10: but he always goes to a place that you never expect. 158 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 10: So I've not had a chance to see Ian live. 159 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 10: I don't know if he does CrowdWork. I think that 160 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 10: he does, but like he's just so, he does red, 161 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 10: he does a ton of CrowdWork. He's so in a theater. 162 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,680 Speaker 1: He does CrowdWork in a theater that's incredibly hard, and 163 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: there's nobody like him. He's one of the quickest on 164 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 1: his feet comics that has ever walked on stage. So 165 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,480 Speaker 1: we're thrilled to have Ian back and hanging out with 166 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 1: us for the DV Comedy Fest this year and finally 167 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,440 Speaker 1: your headliner for this year's DVE Comedy Festival June twenty 168 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,560 Speaker 1: seventh and eight pm. Tickets on sale now at Trust 169 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 1: Hearts dot organ at DVE dot com. 170 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,800 Speaker 3: The One and the only Roy Wood Junior. 171 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 2: Don't people do this where they try to make you 172 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 2: feel cool, but by trying to make you feel cool, 173 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 2: they just make you feel older than what you actually 174 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,160 Speaker 2: You go and foot lock one of them young's come. 175 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 2: I'm to you, Oh, what's going on? Unk? You want 176 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,400 Speaker 2: some kicks? 177 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:06,120 Speaker 3: Don't do that? 178 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,080 Speaker 2: Come do that. Don't call me uncle. 179 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 3: I'm not unc age yet. 180 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,200 Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. 181 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:12,800 Speaker 3: That's a slur. 182 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 2: I don't want to be called Uh call me o 183 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 2: G big dog, kemping me play y'all. Like them of 184 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,080 Speaker 2: the pronouns that you can call me, don't call me. 185 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:27,800 Speaker 2: That's why I like them. Salt and peppers, them salt 186 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 2: and pepper foot loll employees. Oh, them brothers know what 187 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 2: you need before you open your mouth. As soon as 188 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,880 Speaker 2: you hit the door, them salt and peppers be on you. 189 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 2: Oh what's going on? Big dog? I can see what's 190 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,160 Speaker 2: going on with your posture right there. I see what's 191 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,559 Speaker 2: at Okay, you need some insoles. 192 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,079 Speaker 3: Let me get you some insoles. 193 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 2: Peas right here. These are the ones right here. He's 194 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,600 Speaker 2: fresh right here. They little nice going on. Yeah, you 195 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,840 Speaker 2: got the art supporter of them, and all that art 196 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 2: support you put these on. They ain't gonna even notice 197 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 2: your headline. I guess to you gonna do. 198 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 3: The ones like what. J're so happy to have Roy back. 199 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:06,320 Speaker 1: He did our fiftieth anniversary show at the PBG Pants 200 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,200 Speaker 1: Arena with Bill Burr and Ian Back was actually on 201 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:13,560 Speaker 1: that show today, Yuh and uh and Gardell and everybody. 202 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:16,200 Speaker 1: So we're thrilled to have him back. And I mean, 203 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 1: Roy is really one of the best to do it. 204 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,240 Speaker 2: When you went a Black protest, you there, there's no 205 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,680 Speaker 2: believing you think black church loan go to a Black 206 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 2: protest back of smacking a diaper, ain't no sneaking off. 207 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 2: I tried to tiptoe away from black protests. I got 208 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 2: two steps away from the group. 209 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,160 Speaker 3: Where you're going. 210 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 2: Brother, The struggle is this way. 211 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:43,679 Speaker 3: That's on me. 212 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 2: I thought we were gonna make that lift. We're making 213 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:52,520 Speaker 2: a okay, struggles, Okay, let's go to this one. Okay. 214 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,440 Speaker 3: So there you go. 215 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 1: The TV Comedy Festival lineup Saturday, June twenty seventh at 216 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:01,840 Speaker 1: the Bay in Theater, Roy Wood Junior, Ian Bag, Dana Gould, 217 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 1: Lynn Koplets and Joe Bartnick. Tickets available now trust arts 218 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:09,080 Speaker 1: dot org or through the link of DV dot com. 219 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,200 Speaker 3: Abby. What's going on there? 220 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:10,319 Speaker 8: Is? 221 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,120 Speaker 7: This hour brought to you by Better Call SI. 222 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,680 Speaker 10: Mostly sunny and warm with a high of seventy three today, 223 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,960 Speaker 10: Let's start with checking in with the Pittsburgh Scanner, which 224 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,640 Speaker 10: is usually text, but today we've got sound and it 225 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:27,000 Speaker 10: sounds like there's devil worshiping happening on Polish Hill. 226 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 5: Thirty two seventeen Birds and Straight Cross of Dobson and 227 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:34,760 Speaker 5: Haron Avenue. No complaint on this. Apparently this color is 228 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,480 Speaker 5: saying three people are vandwized in the sidewalk, but also 229 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,960 Speaker 5: stated that they're pouring holy water on it. It's a 230 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,040 Speaker 5: white male blue pit hoodie, white female black jacket, and 231 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:47,560 Speaker 5: a third white female black jacket with a scarf. Say, Tony, 232 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 5: I gotta close up. 233 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,400 Speaker 4: Twenty two we. 234 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 5: Spoke with this group. They said there's a satanic in 235 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,080 Speaker 5: the Polish. 236 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 6: Hill where they're spreading holy water to exercise the demons. 237 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:04,480 Speaker 5: Show us back, there's another day. 238 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:10,400 Speaker 3: The show us back. We're back. There's a satanic cult 239 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,640 Speaker 3: and Polish Hell. 240 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 7: Be like, that's just the rock room, man. Yeah. 241 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,600 Speaker 1: Do you think it's an actual satanic cult or were 242 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,680 Speaker 1: they just messing with They're one. 243 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:28,200 Speaker 10: Thousand percent messing with whoever caught them, and they wanted 244 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,320 Speaker 10: them to leave them alone. 245 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: They were just dumping water on the sidewalk. Yeah, I 246 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 1: mean that is pretty hilarious. 247 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,120 Speaker 7: I would do that. 248 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, if in a nebby neighbors situation, you are a 249 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 4: greenlit to say anything to them to justify your behavior 250 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,480 Speaker 4: and get them to leave you alone. 251 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're cult get here. Yes, But and. 252 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,439 Speaker 1: Then they gotta call the cops on it, you know 253 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like, this is why our first 254 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: responders are so frustrated all the time. They're constantly having 255 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,560 Speaker 1: to deal with just people who just can't navigate their 256 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,440 Speaker 1: own way through life. 257 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,439 Speaker 7: That's what I mean. It's like you're getting a phone call. 258 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,439 Speaker 10: Yeah, I would tell be like, well, no, I'm pouring 259 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,440 Speaker 10: holy water on it, because the Satanic cult was just 260 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 10: here and that's. 261 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,080 Speaker 7: The only way to make the sidewalk safe. 262 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,480 Speaker 3: Don't you see? Would you like to be blessed? 263 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 1: Come over here, let me touch you. I like that 264 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,040 Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Scanner is now utilizing sound. 265 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,360 Speaker 7: Oh yes, give it to me. 266 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:28,920 Speaker 3: Yeah. 267 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,520 Speaker 1: Because the Twitter account is fun to follow and it 268 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 1: is it gets some national acclaim for just how weird 269 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,120 Speaker 1: Pittsburgh is. I think every city has its fair share 270 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 1: of weirdness, but we have our own particular brand of 271 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,240 Speaker 1: insular goofery here. 272 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,840 Speaker 3: I think, you know, it's very unique. 273 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,960 Speaker 4: Sometimes I don't know if this has happened to you, 274 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 4: But sometimes you read something on the scanner and it's like. 275 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 3: I was just over there. I missed a horse swim 276 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 3: across the river. I was right there. 277 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 1: I was in Island Park, a pantiless man with a 278 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 1: So we wouldn't have had to go to the show. Ah, 279 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,480 Speaker 1: we were looking for something to do tonight, all right. 280 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 10: Nicky Glazer doesn't care if her on again, off again 281 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,040 Speaker 10: boyfriend Chris Convoy hooks up with other women. 282 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 7: Quote. In fact, I kind of like it. 283 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 10: It's not a two way street, though, because she doesn't 284 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,520 Speaker 10: mess around when she's in a relationship. She just wants 285 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 10: a guy that other girls want. But NICKI does draw 286 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 10: a line at sending memes. Quote if he were to 287 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 10: watch the Wire with her, or do crossword puzzles or 288 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,640 Speaker 10: send memes and stuff, I'd be like, what the eff 289 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 10: are you doing? That's our thing. Emotional cheating would hurt me. 290 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 10: She also added that when she first met Chris in 291 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,400 Speaker 10: twenty thirteen, she'd ask for all the details of his 292 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,920 Speaker 10: past hookups and girlfriends. She said it was like for 293 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 10: play for her because it made her feel quote horny 294 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 10: to think about him doing that with other girls. 295 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 13: You know. 296 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 1: I love Nikki also a former DV Comedy Fest comedian. 297 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,200 Speaker 3: She's great. And also I don't think she. 298 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 1: Has to share every part of their or her relationships 299 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 1: if she doesn't want people to talk about her, because 300 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:17,360 Speaker 1: now it's becoming like this whole conversation on social media 301 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,200 Speaker 1: as to what is and what isn't okay, And like 302 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: I always say, to each their own and if you're 303 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,680 Speaker 1: not hurting anybody whatever floats your boat, that would be 304 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,200 Speaker 1: weird for me. 305 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,800 Speaker 10: But okay, I would say, that's not your boyfriend. 306 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 3: There you go. That's one way to look at it. 307 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,480 Speaker 7: That would be the way I would look at it. 308 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 10: If your boyfriend's got other girlfriends, that's not your boyfriend. 309 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a friend. 310 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:40,840 Speaker 7: That is a friend. 311 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,320 Speaker 3: How much is that guy into it? Though? Not that 312 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,280 Speaker 3: into it? No, I'm saying, like, is he. 313 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 7: Like got that into Nikki? 314 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:51,920 Speaker 3: Well? 315 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,040 Speaker 1: She, I mean, she's not around very much and maybe 316 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,840 Speaker 1: that's her rationalization. 317 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 2: You know. 318 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. 319 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:06,360 Speaker 1: She's always had express some weird attachment issues sure through 320 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,360 Speaker 1: the years, but that you know, I'm. 321 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 10: Just saying, like, in the context of labeling something like 322 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:16,720 Speaker 10: I'm your boyfriend, that to me, says like you are 323 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 10: mine and I am yours. 324 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,400 Speaker 7: But it's not like only when you're around though. 325 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're not into the polly the idea of 326 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:25,240 Speaker 1: polly relationships. 327 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:30,240 Speaker 10: Uh well, if you're in a poly relationship, you're still 328 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,359 Speaker 10: calling each other a boyfriend and a girlfriend. 329 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:37,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, but also with another like a third or fourth party. 330 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 1: And I'm not talking like moremon like you know, this 331 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 1: is not new news that the poly community has grown 332 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:47,120 Speaker 1: by leaps and bounds literally and figuratively. You know, I. 333 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,399 Speaker 7: Dislike so many people. 334 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,560 Speaker 10: The idea of me liking one person enough to be 335 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 10: in a relationship with them is. 336 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,119 Speaker 3: A big. 337 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,000 Speaker 7: Now we got to add more people. 338 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,680 Speaker 3: That's a lot. It's a lot. 339 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 7: Also, I'm tired a lot. 340 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,760 Speaker 1: How do you figure out what to watch? Two people 341 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 1: right seeing it? The third person will have always seen it. 342 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're right to to figure out what you 343 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,600 Speaker 4: dislike about another person. To have to suss all of 344 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,399 Speaker 4: that out, the things that the ways that they annoy you, 345 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,440 Speaker 4: it would be so much. 346 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:23,920 Speaker 3: Yeah. 347 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 10: You would also have all these like breakoff side conversations 348 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,400 Speaker 10: and be like, oh my god, like. 349 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 3: What are you guys talking about? 350 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,520 Speaker 10: Yeah, what are you guys talking about like I really 351 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,400 Speaker 10: like like how we have this time together and like I. 352 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,680 Speaker 7: Like putting the chia seeds in the yogurt. 353 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,639 Speaker 4: But when Debbie doesn't, oh my god, don't get me 354 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 4: started on how Debbie puts right. 355 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,680 Speaker 7: I mean right, kick her out? 356 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,920 Speaker 1: Like I don't know, Yeah, yeah, should be one one 357 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 1: would one person would always be trying to like, yeah, 358 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,000 Speaker 1: the other one out. But the other weird aspect of 359 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,119 Speaker 1: that would be separate text threads because like it's a 360 00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 1: poly group, but there would be you know, discussions going 361 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,800 Speaker 1: on amongst each member separate from the other one or ones. 362 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't even think I'm like jealous. I'm just 363 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,520 Speaker 10: too tired for it. 364 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:14,120 Speaker 1: There's a new documentary on HBO that's coming out where 365 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 1: this woman embedded herself out in one of those cults 366 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:23,160 Speaker 1: in Utah where when Warren Jeff's goot busted and sent 367 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,520 Speaker 1: up the river, this dude just stepped into his place 368 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,439 Speaker 1: and asserted himself in the I don't know if it's 369 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,159 Speaker 1: LDS community because it's like a fringe of that, you know, 370 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:37,200 Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm the next guy, and then amassed 371 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:42,760 Speaker 1: this huge brood like several wives, a bunch of kids, 372 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:48,960 Speaker 1: and these documentarians moved to Utah and befriended them and 373 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,680 Speaker 1: then decided, you know what, if we embed ourselves with them, 374 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 1: we're gonna get the real story. And so they kind 375 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:02,800 Speaker 1: of slowly through the years basically made these people believe 376 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,760 Speaker 1: like they were fine, we don't want to be in 377 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 1: your family, but we're totally okay with everything that's going 378 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,879 Speaker 1: on there, and we're documentarians, and if you would like 379 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,000 Speaker 1: to have an account of what's going on here for 380 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,840 Speaker 1: your followers, like as if this guy was a modern 381 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,639 Speaker 1: day what's his name that started Mormonism Smith or whatever, 382 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 1: John Smith. Yeah, uh, then we'll be glad to document 383 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: it for you. And the guy slowly starts to get 384 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 1: into it, and then he wants the camera on all 385 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,720 Speaker 1: the time. And people have been talking about this documentary 386 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,800 Speaker 1: for a while and it's coming out because it got 387 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,919 Speaker 1: very dangerous because now they have on tape all of 388 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: these crimes that are being committed and they are in 389 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,399 Speaker 1: the middle of it all happening, and they're documenting it, 390 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 1: and they're like trying to go to the authorities and 391 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,480 Speaker 1: keep themselves from getting in daint more and more danger 392 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 1: And I can't remember what it's called, but I saw 393 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 1: the trailer for it yesterday. It looks fascinating because they 394 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:05,400 Speaker 1: get one of the wives to turn while she's still 395 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,480 Speaker 1: in the family, to try and put this guy away forever. 396 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,280 Speaker 1: It's really fascinating stuff, but also one of those like 397 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:17,760 Speaker 1: depressing like oh people look like this, Oh God, and 398 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:23,359 Speaker 1: they're all wearing the handmaid's tail, you know. Yeah, I 399 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 1: mean the wardrobe is pretty depressing. 400 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,679 Speaker 3: But the guy thinks it's great. You know. He's like, 401 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,720 Speaker 3: I'm the supreme leader, you know. 402 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:34,400 Speaker 4: I like when the old cult leader left, how he's like, hey, 403 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 4: good news, everybody, I'm the prophet. 404 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:38,520 Speaker 3: It's me. 405 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,919 Speaker 1: It might have been me the whole time. Actually, exactly. 406 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,000 Speaker 1: Booke Mormon is so funny for that reason, I mean, 407 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,000 Speaker 1: just how they. 408 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 3: Depict all of that. 409 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: But at any rate, this is, like I said, this 410 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:52,320 Speaker 1: is a little further down the road of fundamentalism, like 411 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:59,679 Speaker 1: several notches. These people are like very sheltered, you know. 412 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 1: It's it looks more amish anything, you know. Anyways, fun story, Randy, 413 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it. 414 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:08,879 Speaker 3: I love stuff like that. 415 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 7: Tell you what it's gonna be mostly sunny today and warm, doubt. 416 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,399 Speaker 3: Nikky Glazier you're headed down that path. That's all I 417 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,879 Speaker 3: got that. What am I talking about? 418 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:24,400 Speaker 1: Anyways, Mike is on vacation this weekend, so we got 419 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,600 Speaker 1: Guy Junker in here today. 420 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,920 Speaker 3: I mean, that's a pretty good get. 421 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,120 Speaker 13: Guy. 422 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,959 Speaker 3: Thanks for being here, buddy, you appreciate it. 423 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:33,000 Speaker 1: Bucos have the day off before they had two Chicago. 424 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,920 Speaker 1: But the Pens are in action tonight against New Jersey. Yep, 425 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: one point? 426 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:37,760 Speaker 3: Does it? You think? 427 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:37,919 Speaker 13: No? 428 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 3: They need to Unlet's well, there's some other games. I 429 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,159 Speaker 3: think of four games left they're going to get in. 430 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,800 Speaker 3: I just hope they stay ahead of the Flyers and 431 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 3: get first. 432 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,000 Speaker 1: Because if they would finish third, I believe there would 433 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 1: be home playoff games during the NFL Draft. 434 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,560 Speaker 3: Oh boy, which would be awesome. 435 00:22:53,680 --> 00:23:00,000 Speaker 1: How crazy that whole situation would be just karmageddon in Pittsburgh. 436 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,760 Speaker 3: All right, guys, got your sports and we come back 437 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,120 Speaker 3: once again. 438 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,960 Speaker 1: DV Comedy Fest lineup for Saturday, June twenty seventh at 439 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 1: the Bay In Theater is up and the tickets are 440 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,480 Speaker 1: for sale. 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Yeah, you're 456 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,800 Speaker 3: you're big on all in on a wana Yeah, yeah, 457 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 3: you wanna is it via vega Villya. 458 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,600 Speaker 4: I've been staying away from it because I have no idea. 459 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,199 Speaker 3: I'm not learning it till I have to. 460 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, before because you'll spend all this time and 461 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 4: then the Ravens will take them. 462 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I'll and then that name will hunt 463 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:18,480 Speaker 3: me forever. 464 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,119 Speaker 10: Well, I want to go to the Legends of VIP 465 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,240 Speaker 10: draft party, which is Thursday. 466 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,280 Speaker 7: Night, April twenty third. 467 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 10: We're gonna be at the Sheridan Pittsburgh Hotel at Station Square. 468 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 10: All tickets proceeds benefits the Pennsylvania Wounded Warriors and that 469 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,960 Speaker 10: will be hosted by. 470 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 7: Randy by Me, Mark Madden and Rob King. 471 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,920 Speaker 10: We're also going to be hanging with Rod Woodson, Kevin Colbert, 472 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,920 Speaker 10: Pat Fryarmouth and more. We will have those elevated tailgate 473 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,359 Speaker 10: style dining and drinks for you VIP access all night long. 474 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,280 Speaker 10: You can grab your tickets at dve dot com Slash 475 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,199 Speaker 10: Draft Party. That's all brought to you by iHeartRadio and 476 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 10: SNT Bank. 477 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 1: So we announced the DV Comedy Fast lineup at nine 478 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: am to are on sale right now, and I'm super 479 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,160 Speaker 1: psyched for it once again. We've got Joe Bartnet kicking 480 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 1: things off for us again this year. 481 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 6: You're gay, I'm like burn under your puppets, Like Tom 482 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 6: Cruise is gay. I'm like Tom Cruise a scientologist that 483 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,680 Speaker 6: is so much worse. They got mad and the found 484 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 6: out John Travolta was gay. Yeah, his messuse ratted him out. 485 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 6: His messusse wouldn't come off, so we got fired. How 486 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,400 Speaker 6: stupid is that he's rubbing them all over over anyway? 487 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:34,960 Speaker 2: What's the difference? 488 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:42,439 Speaker 8: Let them lose your job over, Yeah, I'd do it. 489 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:50,359 Speaker 6: Yeah, that's Vinnie Barberino, that's Vincent Vega, that's Chili paulm Mary, 490 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,400 Speaker 6: How bad could it be? And then Joe, what's it 491 00:25:54,480 --> 00:26:01,320 Speaker 6: like to work with Garanteedo? It's mortalase likening. 492 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,359 Speaker 3: Kind of a visual joke there, but I think you 493 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,200 Speaker 3: get the gist. 494 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 1: Also on the bill, the very funny Lynn Couplets, who 495 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 1: I just can't wait to watch her destroy the entire theater. 496 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,119 Speaker 3: She is an absolute killer. 497 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,640 Speaker 9: White girls we age like bananas. And let me tell 498 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,680 Speaker 9: you what? Can I tell you what life's gonna get like? 499 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,720 Speaker 9: Right now you're on the lovely like young white girl road. 500 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,359 Speaker 9: It's smooth. All the exits are free, you know, free, 501 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,320 Speaker 9: free drinks, free food, free, free, free, free, free. All 502 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,880 Speaker 9: the trees, all the streets are lined with trees full 503 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,000 Speaker 9: of possibilities. 504 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,320 Speaker 7: When you hit your thirties. 505 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,160 Speaker 9: It's gonna be very what's gonna happen is you're gonna 506 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,960 Speaker 9: pull over, and it's gonna be like boom when you 507 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,040 Speaker 9: get off an exit thirty like boom, what the fuck? 508 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,880 Speaker 9: And then it's gonna smooth out again, and then all 509 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,760 Speaker 9: the exits are gonna change every single exit is gonna 510 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,320 Speaker 9: be like, have a baby, have a baby, now, have 511 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,119 Speaker 9: a baby in a little while, have a boy baby, 512 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,560 Speaker 9: have a girl baby, have have a baby with a partner, 513 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,320 Speaker 9: have a baby by yourself, steal. 514 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,800 Speaker 7: A baby, so a baby. 515 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,720 Speaker 3: And when you're about. 516 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,919 Speaker 9: Thirty eight, you'll see like the last one says a baby, 517 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 9: and you just you go off and you're boom boom 518 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,440 Speaker 9: boom forties or nothing, but just off road. 519 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,680 Speaker 7: You're just like, what's happening? 520 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,119 Speaker 9: And my mother saw this and she goes, just wait 521 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,399 Speaker 9: till you hit your fifties. It gets smooth again. I 522 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,879 Speaker 9: was like what she was right, It does, doesn't it 523 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,879 Speaker 9: you hit your fifties, and this one you know why, 524 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,960 Speaker 9: because now you're just you are what you are. You're 525 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:40,720 Speaker 9: just riding on rims. Yeah. I can give you a ride, 526 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 9: but you're gonna have to like crawl in because that 527 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:45,640 Speaker 9: hasn't worked since forty eight. 528 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,359 Speaker 1: She's so good also on the bill this year, uh, 529 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,200 Speaker 1: and like, like. 530 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,480 Speaker 3: Lynn, this is someone we were trying to get for 531 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,159 Speaker 3: a long time. 532 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:05,199 Speaker 1: Former Simpsons right showrunner and world class stand up comic 533 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 1: who continues to do shows constantly all over the country 534 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,479 Speaker 1: doing stand up, but the variety shows he puts on 535 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 1: in Los Angeles where the cream of the crop and 536 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:16,479 Speaker 1: the entertainment industry show up. 537 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,120 Speaker 3: Just to be a part of anything that he does. 538 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,040 Speaker 3: It's amazing to me. 539 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 1: We got Dana Gould to be a part of this 540 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,240 Speaker 1: year's DV Comedy Fest where he talks about in this 541 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,560 Speaker 1: clip putting the word Tennessee in front of things, Tennessee 542 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:32,560 Speaker 1: in front of any activity and it immediately becomes a 543 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,200 Speaker 1: sex move. 544 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 15: Went home less night, tried to Tennessee car wash. 545 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,680 Speaker 3: How that goes well? 546 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,840 Speaker 12: I didn't warn her, so I'm staying with my brother 547 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:45,760 Speaker 12: for a copy. 548 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,720 Speaker 3: It'll wash out. 549 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,680 Speaker 1: Biggest fan of Dana I'm I'm a huge fan of 550 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 1: his podcast too. The Data Gould Hour is so good. 551 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 1: And the TV show he has, Uh, Doctor Z is 552 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: one of Hanging with Doctor Z one of the funniest. 553 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,480 Speaker 7: Things ever Planet of the Apes. 554 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,920 Speaker 3: He has the Doctor Zais costume. 555 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, and he does he does like an old school 556 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,840 Speaker 1: seventies talk show dressed up in the Doctor Zais outfit. 557 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:27,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is absolutely amazing. So Dana Gould 558 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: is a part of it, and our good friend returns 559 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,320 Speaker 1: to the DV Comedy Fesseian bag. 560 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:38,240 Speaker 8: Oh, who's expensive? What goes on there? Yeah? Sixteen ninety 561 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,920 Speaker 8: for Apple. It is expensive. 562 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 14: They charge that much because all the women wear yoga 563 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,080 Speaker 14: pants when they shop there, and they know man will 564 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,120 Speaker 14: pay sixteen ninety. 565 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 8: All right, some of you know what I'm talking about. 566 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,400 Speaker 8: Some of you are laughing. 567 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,080 Speaker 14: Some of you are from a small town and yoga 568 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,200 Speaker 14: pants haven't hit there yet. 569 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,240 Speaker 8: And a man named lu lu Lemon came up with 570 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 8: these pants. 571 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,080 Speaker 3: For yoga. 572 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,840 Speaker 14: Not one of you ladies who warn them to yoga 573 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:15,360 Speaker 14: sins wear him to do everything but yoga. Well yeah, yeah, 574 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,960 Speaker 14: just because you bent over a jumba juice does not 575 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,120 Speaker 14: mean you need yoga pants on. 576 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: Right, And your headliner for the DBA Comedy Fests for 577 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 1: twenty twenty six at the Bayme Theater Saturday, June twenty 578 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,120 Speaker 1: seventh is the one and only roy Wood Junior. 579 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,320 Speaker 2: All we do is ignore each other. All social media 580 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 2: has done has made us less social. You want to 581 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 2: talk to people and they should learn the language. When 582 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,840 Speaker 2: you walk every day, you walk past fluent speaking people 583 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,320 Speaker 2: who speak the same language as you, and you don't 584 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,920 Speaker 2: say a damn thing to him because you'd rather mind 585 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,320 Speaker 2: your damn business. 586 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,560 Speaker 3: That's how we live now. 587 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,440 Speaker 2: People get on the elevator, do you talk to them? No? 588 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 2: You can't even make friends for eleven seconds. Eleven seconds, 589 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,920 Speaker 2: that's all you have to do is fake being interested 590 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,200 Speaker 2: in another human being. And you can't do it. You 591 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,520 Speaker 2: pressure a button and you stare at the wall like 592 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,760 Speaker 2: a drone. So why should we put that burden on immigrants? 593 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,840 Speaker 2: Why should immigrants have to learn the language? As soon 594 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 2: as they learn the language, ain't nobody gonna talk to me. 595 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,240 Speaker 3: They'll get on the health theater. 596 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 2: Hello, I know the language. 597 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,800 Speaker 3: Shut you up in but. 598 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 8: There you go. 599 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:26,600 Speaker 1: Roy Wood Junior, Ian Bag, Dana Gould, Lynn Coplet's, Joe Bartnick. 600 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,200 Speaker 1: The DV Comedy Fest lineup for the main stage e 601 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,560 Speaker 1: end at the Bio In Theater Saturday, June twenty seventh 602 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,160 Speaker 1: to eight pm. You can get your tickets now at 603 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,959 Speaker 1: Trust Arts dot org, dve dot com. This is one 604 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,320 Speaker 1: of the best bangs for your buck comedy wise, in 605 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,000 Speaker 1: the country, and we always try to make it so 606 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,240 Speaker 1: that it's, you know, a night out that you're getting 607 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:50,040 Speaker 1: five absolute killers, five headliners and you pay the price 608 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,120 Speaker 1: of one headliner. And uh, every year it's it's one 609 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,760 Speaker 1: of our favorite parties of the of the summer, and 610 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,360 Speaker 1: I hope you'll be uh a part of this because 611 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 1: it's going to be a lot of fun once again. 612 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,440 Speaker 1: Buy in Theater, Saturday, Theen twenty seventh, eight pm. 613 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:06,920 Speaker 7: This one's a killer. 614 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,440 Speaker 1: Well, the lineups that we've had through the year, I 615 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,480 Speaker 1: mean we're so lucky Dan or rather Roy and Ian 616 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,200 Speaker 1: have been a part of them in the past, and 617 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,000 Speaker 1: we just love We've done so many of them at 618 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 1: this point that we like to bring some people back. 619 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:18,560 Speaker 3: You know. 620 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,960 Speaker 1: I think Matt Bronger has done a couple, Chris Porter 621 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:21,920 Speaker 1: has done a couple. 622 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,400 Speaker 3: This is yeah. Ian second, Like I said, I'm I 623 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 3: think that Why am I blanking on her name? We 624 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 3: were just talking about her Lynn? 625 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,440 Speaker 1: No, that she's getting Nicky Nicki Nicky's been on a 626 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:41,200 Speaker 1: couple of them. Very excited about this one once again 627 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,480 Speaker 1: because we got Dana and Lynn to be a part 628 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,760 Speaker 1: of it, which we've not had before. 629 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 10: I mean, I, like I've told you many times before, 630 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,840 Speaker 10: I am so excited about Dane Gold, Like The Simpsons 631 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:56,720 Speaker 10: is so important to me, but his writing chops, yeah, 632 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 10: and I relate to him so much. 633 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,640 Speaker 7: He does a lot of straight to camera stuff. Now too. 634 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 10: In his sense of humor, he has like this kind 635 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,120 Speaker 10: of callback to this vaudevillian sense of comedy. 636 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,960 Speaker 7: Yeah, that is always going to work for me. 637 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 638 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 10: But he does a lot of straight to camera stuff 639 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,160 Speaker 10: today that is just always so relatable. 640 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,080 Speaker 7: He has to be one of my all time favorite comedians. 641 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,280 Speaker 1: I just remember, I mean, everybody I've told this lineup too. 642 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,960 Speaker 1: When Chris Porter was in town last weekend, He's like, 643 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,200 Speaker 1: are you kidding me? He's like, that's an insane show. 644 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:25,800 Speaker 3: I'm like, I know. 645 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,920 Speaker 1: And Roy Wood Junior has gone on to become one 646 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,000 Speaker 1: of the most important comics in the country, and it's 647 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,200 Speaker 1: been fun to watch him go from meeting him back 648 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 1: at Sullivan and Son to seeing him rise through the 649 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,240 Speaker 1: ranks at The Daily Show and now hosting his own show, 650 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,720 Speaker 1: Have I Got News for You? I mean, I remember 651 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,680 Speaker 1: Roy would always he always had that like a notepad. 652 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,280 Speaker 3: He was always writing stuff down. 653 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 1: And when those the Sullivan and Sound idiots would be 654 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 1: getting hammered, I mean Roy, like we'd be out and 655 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 1: about and stuff. 656 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,960 Speaker 3: And Roy would be hanging out and. 657 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,640 Speaker 1: Partying and everything, but he'd always be writing stuff down 658 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,280 Speaker 1: all the time. 659 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,600 Speaker 3: Man. He is like. 660 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,720 Speaker 1: He's one of those common comics guys that also broke 661 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,880 Speaker 1: through and had mainstream success like Dana. 662 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,680 Speaker 3: You know, so, I don't know. I'm giddy about the lineup. 663 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,719 Speaker 7: I am too. I think you put it well. It's 664 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 7: a night out and there's just you can do. 665 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:17,160 Speaker 10: You know, club shows, and you pay a pretty penny 666 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,120 Speaker 10: sometimes for those, but this is such a stacked lineup. 667 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 7: It's a night out. 668 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,600 Speaker 10: Go grab something to eat, come see this show like 669 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,719 Speaker 10: you will just fall in love. 670 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,480 Speaker 1: Lynn Komplex is going to destroy the room, destroy it. 671 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,240 Speaker 1: That's it for us today special thanks to Sean Casey 672 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,480 Speaker 1: the Mayor for joining us. Also, Jerry Doulac talked a 673 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,800 Speaker 1: little masters guy had to bolt a little bit early. 674 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,239 Speaker 1: Many thanks to guy for being here this morning, and 675 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,360 Speaker 1: of course thanks to Tad Whistle for being in once again. 676 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,160 Speaker 3: Thank you guys. 677 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 1: Tomorrow on the show, Kevin Gorman will be filling and 678 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,480 Speaker 1: we'll be talking buckos, recapping tonight's Penguins Devil's Game. Joe 679 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,800 Speaker 1: Bartnik will call in with soft dumps, Sean Collier having 680 00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,799 Speaker 1: movie reviews already for you. 681 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,839 Speaker 3: And live in studio. 682 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:07,319 Speaker 1: Tomorrow, Comedian comedic actor David Keckner is gonna be at 683 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,000 Speaker 1: the Improv this weekend. 684 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,880 Speaker 3: He's gonna hang with us Champ from Anchorman, Todd Packer. 685 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 4: From Maphie the pac Man. 686 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,640 Speaker 3: So he's he's been in before. He's great. 687 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,360 Speaker 1: So that'll be a whole lot of fun tomorrow morning. 688 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,040 Speaker 1: So that's it for us. Michelle's coming up next with 689 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,200 Speaker 1: the electrical Luncheon. Youon have a great day, everybody. 690 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:24,400 Speaker 3: I'm finished. 691 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,200 Speaker 14: You say, classy Pittsburgh, don't touch your face? 692 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,200 Speaker 3: I got him type pets magday Baby for now, you 693 00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,200 Speaker 3: guys call me Ronald? 694 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,440 Speaker 7: Would you not eat my pants? 695 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:37,759 Speaker 3: Ronald? Oh? 696 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,120 Speaker 5: Why? 697 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,480 Speaker 8: Google ahead? 698 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,600 Speaker 3: This is Doug Gottlib. 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