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Speaker 1: Feed human.

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Speaker 2: I've been to a couple of Renaissance ferris before anyone asks, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 2: oh the one up in Butler, the one, the one,

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Speaker 2: Oh how was that? I think I went twice with

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Speaker 2: with my high school girlfriend. But it's like you get

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Speaker 2: and then as the day goes on, you're like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Sure, having fun?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 4: They have a lot of I don't know if they

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Speaker 4: have yours dad, but they had cleavage.

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Speaker 3: With everyone, a lot of I didn't want to say anything.

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Speaker 5: A lot of cleavage brings you back to a time

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Speaker 5: of yesteryear. But isn't that the allure for a lot

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Speaker 5: of like dorky gooners who just they can hide their

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Speaker 5: pervness in cosplay.

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Speaker 3: That is a main factor in cosplay in all right?

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Speaker 3: I think from.

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Speaker 5: Furry on down.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I kind of feel like that's what Richie Blackmore

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Speaker 6: actually likes.

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Speaker 1: Randy Bellman and the DVE Morning Show.

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Speaker 5: Abby's got a news update for you right now on

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Speaker 5: the DV morning show What's.

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Speaker 6: Happening News this hour brought to you by Window Nation.

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Speaker 6: Cloudy with passing shower today and it's a high of

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Speaker 6: fifty three. All right, So, just a few weeks ago,

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Speaker 6: the entire internet and this show was concerned for Punch

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Speaker 6: the monkey at a zoo in Japan. If you remember,

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Speaker 6: he had been abandoned by his mother, and he dragged

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Speaker 6: around his stuffed animal orangutang for comfort, and he was

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Speaker 6: even bullied by the other orangutangs or whatever kind of

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Speaker 6: monkey he was.

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Speaker 7: I can't remember, no tank, he was.

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Speaker 6: Attack he was a that's right, hey, you watch it?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 6: Great life update. He has made a ton of progress.

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Speaker 6: The latest update say that he now has a girlfriend.

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Speaker 6: Oh and things are moving very fast. He has been

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Speaker 6: spotted kissing, cuddling, and affectionately playing with a female monkey,

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Speaker 6: believed to be named MoMA Chan.

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Speaker 7: It's very cute.

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Speaker 6: Of course, Punch still has his stuffed animal, but he

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Speaker 6: clearly appears less lonesome than he seemed last month. And

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Speaker 6: the Internet is very happy for Punch.

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Speaker 5: Okay, are we sure that MoMA chan is into it?

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Speaker 7: I mean, is this a consensual is it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yes? You don't want him to be the Weinstein

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Speaker 5: of monkeys or something.

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Speaker 2: The updates sir for Punch after this are gonna start

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Speaker 2: getting a little dark, getting a little bleak and weird

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Speaker 2: turns up Punch as Polly and uh Mama Schantz whatever

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Speaker 2: her name is, not into it?

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Speaker 7: Are you saying that she's a fame chaser?

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Speaker 3: Possibly?

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Speaker 5: You know, I don't know what you call a monkey

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Speaker 5: fame chaser if it's not a puck bunny or or

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Speaker 5: anything like that. You know, a chuckle bleeper like in

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Speaker 5: the comedy world that sounds about. Yeah, that's probably what

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Speaker 5: it is.

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Speaker 7: The window.

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Speaker 5: All right, monkey flunky? Maybe I don't know. Maybe yeah, Well,

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Speaker 5: good for Punch. I'm glad.

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Speaker 3: No more updates on Punch.

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Speaker 5: Yes, now he's getting laid more than the people who

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Speaker 5: were concerned about it. So Punch is now like tuning

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Speaker 5: in on some like old you know, middle aged women

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Speaker 5: in Ohio who haven't left their house for a month.

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Speaker 5: And he's like, I feel bad for Brenda, look at her.

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Speaker 7: All right, we're gonna move to your daily habits. Quick question.

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Speaker 7: Do you know what a flamper is?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, but it made something go off over there?

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Speaker 5: Sure did a flamper is? No, when flappers go glamping.

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Speaker 7: That's a good I guess.

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Speaker 6: No, If you're tired from a long day, You're about

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Speaker 6: to get into bed. You take off your clothes and

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Speaker 6: you put them on the floor next to you, and

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Speaker 6: you fall asleep. Those clothes are now in the flamper,

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Speaker 6: the floor hamper.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, I thought it was what you did before

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Speaker 5: Are you flamping under the sheets? Stop it now.

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Speaker 6: This is because the clothes aren't dirty, and if you

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Speaker 6: only wore it once, does it really need to get.

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Speaker 7: Washed right away?

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Speaker 5: I do that all the time.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, if not, the flamper is the perfect place to

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Speaker 4: That's what the chair in the bedroom is for. Coracty

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Speaker 4: to catch all.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's part of the reason.

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Speaker 2: That's certainly some of it, Joe.

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Speaker 3: That's what the swing in the bedroom is for.

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Speaker 7: This is also called a floor drobe for me.

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Speaker 3: Oh I like that drove yeah way better.

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Speaker 7: I think so too. But this is mostly for me.

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Speaker 7: It's always jeans.

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Speaker 6: I have an issue with jeans, and for whatever reason

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Speaker 5: Right, they're too dirty to touch new stuff?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 5: I like that, too dirty to touch new stuff, Joe,

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Speaker 5: bartnecks do comedy special.

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Speaker 6: But they also need to like air out from how

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Speaker 5: Laus, I have a hook in my or a series

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Speaker 5: of hooks in my closet that I can just pop

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Speaker 5: those on. Yeah, typically what I do because I got

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Speaker 5: the dog walking pants that are all muddy, and then

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Speaker 5: you know, whatever is in my rotation that week. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I like that, and they'll hang in ostensibly. Give them

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Speaker 5: air stuff out?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The German?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you burn your house.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we've been talking about burping the house. That's a

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Speaker 6: burping the house. And then also there was an article

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Speaker 6: about the same thing, like where you know, there's people

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Speaker 6: who have the routine of they make their bed every

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Speaker 6: single morning, and I was one of those people until

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Speaker 6: I saw the article where was like, actually, it's better

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so the ticks can wait. I think I'm confusing

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Speaker 5: them with leaves. Okay, yeah, I mean that makes sense

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Speaker 7: So now we just got to burp everything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, burp it all. I move so little in my

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Speaker 7: Is that a new thing?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I got a heavier comforter and it's

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Speaker 5: like crushing you. Yeah, I'm basically it's like Han Solo

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Speaker 4: Like every night when I got to sleep, I just

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Speaker 4: I'm part of the new generation that doesn't use a

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Speaker 4: top sheet. No top sheet, meet with no sheet, no

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no top sheet.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I hate doing that, but I get it.

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Speaker 5: I've done it.

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Speaker 4: I inadvertently do it occasionally because I kicked the other

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Speaker 4: fighting strangled. It's like, it's like one thing, that's it.

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Speaker 4: I get it.

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Speaker 7: Let's quickly do this.

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Speaker 6: The numbers are in, and though Conan O'Brien seemed to

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Speaker 6: score universal praise for his hosting duties at Sunday's Academy Awards,

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Speaker 6: the show itself took a hit in the ratings. Viewership

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Speaker 6: slipped to a four year low this year, with seventeen

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Speaker 7: A's a drop of nine percent from last year.

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Speaker 5: Ironically, there were better movies this year than there were

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Speaker 5: for to They had a Nora last year, which is

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Speaker 5: like Underdog, like, oh, is this independent movie gonna pop

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Speaker 3: That movie anymore. And that happens all the time.

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Speaker 5: When there's like an upstart, you know, when the Miami

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Speaker 5: and like, oh that was great, Like anybody would go

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Speaker 5: back and watch Coda. Anybody go back and watch everything

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder how that goes. But I just think

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Speaker 4: there's such an anti Hollywood in this country. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 5: The mystery that was one night that like the mystery

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Speaker 5: some you know, to the stars were exposed, and now

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Speaker 5: everybody's exposed. Twenty four to seven. Good point.

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Speaker 3: But now the Hollywood Joe.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the officers are going to YouTube after this, So

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Speaker 5: So after this it goes to YouTube, which I was

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Speaker 5: nineteen ninety eight. What do you mean, I thought it

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Speaker 5: wasn't until nineteen ninety eight. Steve O's getting host next year,

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Speaker 5: twenty twenty nine, so they have two more years.

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Speaker 7: I thought he did a whole bit on how this

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: He was doing a Jane Lynch like where he kept

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Speaker 6: of him, talking as.

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Speaker 7: If it was a YouTube.

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Speaker 5: At the twenty twenty nine ceremony marks I started the

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Speaker 7: I don't like it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't either, but by then there might not

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Speaker 5: be movies. So that's true, right.

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Speaker 7: Speaking of a big change in movies.

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Speaker 6: Now that it's been a year after Val Kilmer's death,

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Speaker 6: thanks to the magic of AI. Film is called As

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Speaker 6: Deep as the Grave, and the writer and director says

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Speaker 6: that he wrote the parts specifically for Val. The filming

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Speaker 10: Sports Upbroughts, you've bought Bridgevillpliants. The Penguins ended their five

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Speaker 5: Here we are there. It's stranding down in the Morning

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Speaker 5: I believe it's Tuesday, April twenty fourth, Is that right, Frank?

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Speaker 8: I rely on you guys to have the information. I

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Speaker 8: just I just come up with the mel kiper Jr.

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Speaker 8: What are you talking about? Get ready in search of

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Speaker 8: the end of the day, you know, That's what I'm

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Speaker 8: what's the date? Go to frankott Stage dot com. Believe

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Speaker 5: See Yeah, Tuesday, April twenty first, and it's a special event.

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Speaker 5: You gotta get your tickets right now at improv dot

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Speaker 5: Radio Row is going to be here. The NFL has

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Speaker 8: Well, I mean that the whole industry was started with

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Speaker 5: you know, for kickers going into the draft, and my

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00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 5: dad would bring the Kuiper book home and we'd be like, hey, look,

446
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 5: he's right behind Pete Troyanovitch going into his junior year.

447
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 3: And then going Onovitch number one, Boman's cousin. He doesn't

448
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Speaker 3: his job.

449
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 8: One of the top five guys that I've seen in

450
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 8: West Virginia doing increble. You know, Todd, you don't exist yet.

451
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 8: But if I were talking to you, if I'm talking

452
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Speaker 8: to you right now, would I say Todd. You know,

453
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 8: you know when I'm praying about their praying, I'm.

454
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 5: Like God, God, God, God.

455
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 3: He would call my dad would call him and have

456
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Speaker 3: conversations with UHL, with Mel Kiper.

457
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

458
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Speaker 1: Mel.

459
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Speaker 5: He would talk to the parents and that's how he

460
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 5: would like back then, that was how he grassroots his

461
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 5: whole like information network. Yeah, I talk to every parent

462
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 5: out there.

463
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Speaker 8: There's a lot more parents involved nowadays in the ward

464
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 8: back of the day, a lot more money involved. Talk

465
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Speaker 8: at ni L the transfer portal. If you watched Charles

466
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Speaker 8: Barkley Dick vital do the first four game, that's all

467
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Speaker 8: you heard the entire time.

468
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 5: Why talk about the game?

469
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 8: Where he could talk about the staff college sports as

470
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 8: two older guys look at it from behind the seeds,

471
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Speaker 8: one with an Italian accent, kind of a New York

472
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Speaker 8: City gone to Florida the.

473
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Speaker 5: Type of deal.

474
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Speaker 8: And then the other guy had amalgamation of different places

475
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Speaker 8: or Alabama out there, Phoenix.

476
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Speaker 5: I was way over it Philadelphia at the end of

477
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Speaker 5: the day.

478
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Speaker 8: I'm going with with these two guys, basically, the the

479
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 8: the the the diversified version of Statler and Waldorf from

480
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Speaker 8: the muppetshell. The two old guys sitting in the balcony

481
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Speaker 8: a tremendous job.

482
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Speaker 5: But Barkley and vital I mean, honestly, that could be

483
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 5: like white noise.

484
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Speaker 3: You can go to sleep to those two talking.

485
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Speaker 8: It was interesting because that you could tell Charles knew

486
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 8: nothing about the game. For people who didn't watch, they

487
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 8: threw Dick Dick Vitale and Charles Barkley as the color

488
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Speaker 8: analysts on a game with Brian Anderson, I believe, who

489
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 8: seemed to have like a cold or something like that.

490
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 8: So he wasn't talking as much. And I don't know

491
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Speaker 8: if that was on purpose or he just didn't have

492
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Speaker 8: the chance. But I'm still talking in Kuiper's rhythm. Yeah, so,

493
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 8: but Barkley was just he wasn't really he didn't. You

494
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 8: could tell he knew nothing about any of the teams.

495
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Speaker 11: Like, that's why we gotta get rid of us. I

496
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 11: think these guys deserve to be paid, but they don't.

497
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Speaker 11: You can't transfer ever every year. That's really bad. I

498
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 11: think it's bad for the game.

499
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Speaker 8: And then Vitale, who I don't do a great FIGHTEWL,

500
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Speaker 8: but Vitale would just kept deferring to trust.

501
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Speaker 5: What do you think, Charles, what do you think, what

502
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Speaker 5: do you like, Well, let's hear what you think. You're

503
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Speaker 5: dick ight tale. My favorite thing about him back in

504
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 5: the day is how he would talk about everybody's great,

505
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 5: you know, like.

506
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Speaker 12: When he let, oh, baby, he isn't dyne but dandy,

507
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 12: but you gotta stay away from him drugs. He would

508
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 12: always go back to, like you just think you're gonna

509
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 12: do babies, stay away from them drugs and drugs, unless,

510
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Speaker 12: of course from Alabama.

511
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Speaker 5: Alabama.

512
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Speaker 3: Hell not enough, baby, baby, stay.

513
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Speaker 5: Baby.

514
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Speaker 3: But Barkley is he He can talk when he doesn't

515
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Speaker 3: know something.

516
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Speaker 5: It's actually more entertaining than when he is well informed

517
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Speaker 5: on something.

518
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean he's totally fun to watch and

519
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 3: listen to.

520
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 5: That. I mean, that's the whole thing.

521
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 8: But they asked him to do a Dick vital impression

522
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Speaker 8: and he avoided it completely and went into four other

523
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Speaker 8: uh dissertations. I mean it was just like he's a

524
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Speaker 8: master of just controlling whatever. You can't get him to

525
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 8: do something he doesn't want to do, and he's just

526
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Speaker 8: gonna go off on his own thing.

527
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Speaker 11: Well, that's what I think is really bad. They ran

528
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 11: thing scares me. That's really I don't over there I don't.

529
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Speaker 11: I think there's you know, I understand the gas process

530
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 11: are going way off. The reserves are really bad, and

531
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Speaker 11: he was like, he was talking about these guys. Here's

532
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 11: the thing, miam over. How they they schedule these games

533
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 11: years in advance.

534
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 8: No, no, no, they do that in football. They don't

535
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 8: do that. In basketball. They set the games that year.

536
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 8: So it's not like he doesn't have any of the information.

537
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 8: By the way, the guy with the redhead band just

538
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 8: passed to the guy with the blue shoes. Then a

539
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 8: really nice job. Number forty five. Number forty five, my been,

540
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 8: my favorite player in this game. Can't somebody look up?

541
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 8: His name was named Dickie Dicky to Mitrichev. See that's

542
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 8: why I don't say it, Dmitrichev.

543
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Speaker 5: You know what it strikes me is that Charles Barkley

544
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 5: is degrees away from Seth Rogan and John c Riley.

545
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Speaker 13: Let me think about that for a second. Yeah, one

546
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 13: time I got really high and uh complained about the portal.

547
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 13: Yeah that's in a second figured out, Well, they're all

548
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 13: kind of in the same area, you know this, Johnson,

549
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Speaker 13: Mark Ruffalo, Uh, yeah, I guess so, I don't know, Uh,

550
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 13: Paul Giamatti down lower.

551
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Speaker 5: I forgot all the names this morning.

552
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Speaker 8: I believe that if I had a paper in front

553
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Speaker 8: of me, I would be able to spec these names

554
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 8: out faster than I've.

555
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 5: Ever done it before.

556
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 3: Have you done Giamatti's podcast? I bet he would love

557
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 3: to have you on.

558
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 5: Oh, I have not been. Did I have any idea

559
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Speaker 5: I could be a contributor at any.

560
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Speaker 1: Point in this?

561
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 5: Did you watch the Oscars?

562
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 8: Frank?

563
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Speaker 5: I didn't? Why I don't? I just I don't enjoy

564
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 5: that stuff anymore. Yeah, nobody else did either, according to

565
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 5: the ratings. They it got tanked in the ratings.

566
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Speaker 8: Is really yeah yeah, And I'm just I'm angry because

567
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 8: Marty Supreme didn't when anything as a ping pong guy.

568
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 8: Oh I forgot about that? Yeah, I uh yeah, that's

569
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Speaker 8: I I just uh, I protested. That's That's what I'm

570
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Speaker 8: telling people watch I protest. That's why I don't do

571
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 8: arenas either, like I protested, I do clubs. Uh, that's

572
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 8: a statement. I forgot what a ping pong officionado you are?

573
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 8: Did you know the story of the guy that movie

574
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 8: was based on a little bit? Because I know people

575
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 8: in that like the sea Millers that are you know,

576
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Speaker 8: famous from Pittsburgh.

577
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, I don't. I would guess they know him.

578
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 8: But the guy who actually got me playing table tennis,

579
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 8: Sean O'Neill, who is a national champion a bunch of

580
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 8: times with the Olympics.

581
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Speaker 5: Uh not not quite to.

582
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Speaker 8: I don't know if Danny was Danny Sea Miller was

583
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 8: champion before the national champion before him, but uh, they

584
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 8: all seem to know that guy, Marty Supreme. So it's

585
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 8: it's pretty interesting. And I know some people that were

586
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 8: uh background actors in that movie because they were they

587
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Speaker 8: were filming it in the area.

588
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Speaker 5: Yeah. I just thought that it was the stakes were

589
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 5: weather he got to play ping pong or not. I

590
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 5: didn't think that was enough for me.

591
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Speaker 3: Well, you obviously don't understand the game.

592
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 5: Very clear.

593
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 8: Talking about a guy like a Marty's Supreme. Cant remember's

594
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 8: real name, but we're just gonna go Supreme, tremendous job.

595
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 8: He's not like a mile Long out of China could

596
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Speaker 8: have worked in the fields, but instead by they found

597
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 8: out that the incredible forehand available ability to step around,

598
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,239
Speaker 8: evade the back end and hit to your forehand. At

599
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Speaker 8: the end of the day, I'm going my long twenty

600
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Speaker 8: one zero. Using old time scoring methods.

601
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Speaker 3: He would probably think shoud or Sanders could win.

602
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Speaker 8: Should Sanders should be you know, I think Shoudur Sanders

603
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Speaker 8: should be President of the United States of America to

604
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Speaker 8: be republic for which it stands in one nation on

605
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Speaker 8: the God, God, God God, individual, indivisible.

606
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Speaker 5: Liberty and justice for all.

607
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Speaker 3: Craig Kelleno is gonna be at the improv of the

608
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Speaker 3: week of the draft.

609
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Speaker 5: Uh. And you know, I always get asked by listeners

610
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Speaker 5: if I have a copy of the time that you

611
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 5: read the Menu for mcginnes's Sisters as Morgan Freeman, back

612
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 5: when that's like ten years ago, and people still ask

613
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 5: me about that. And I think that might have been

614
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 5: one of the first times you did anything like that.

615
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Speaker 5: And then I noticed you'd be on Dan Patrick and

616
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Speaker 5: you'd be reading something as Morgan, and then you go

617
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 5: on richise in show that became your.

618
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 3: Like go to for a while.

619
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Speaker 5: And everybody who's an impressionist does their own Morgan Freeman,

620
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 5: but nobody does Morgan Freeman like you do Morgan Freeman.

621
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Speaker 5: I don't know.

622
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Speaker 3: I wish I could agree with that one hundred percent.

623
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Speaker 5: I'm still doing guys switching to Gruden for a second

624
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Speaker 5: or something.

625
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 3: Get that going, explain what you think as Gruden.

626
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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. Man, there's a guy named Josh

627
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 5: Robert Thompson. Have you ever heard him? He does the

628
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 5: Lego games man.

629
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Speaker 3: That guy is incredible.

630
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Speaker 5: It's a tremendous job.

631
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Speaker 8: Give me green right, slot Morgan Freeman, Lego game Buttruvius Man,

632
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 8: you ever received Vitruvius?

633
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 3: This guy, he's like a sorcer man.

634
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 5: No, it's tremendous. Should have been the Harry Potter films

635
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 5: as a lego character. But that's not to get all

636
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 5: you know, uh inside baseball. But in the Internet age,

637
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 5: these guys can work on an impression over and over

638
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,719
Speaker 5: until they get one clip that's perfect, and then they

639
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 5: go viral because they did it great one time.

640
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 9: Yeah.

641
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean that's the that's the thing. I've even

642
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 8: started to do some of that. Some of the voices

643
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 8: I do on the Internet are just are just those

644
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 8: practice voices where I don't have them like fluently yet.

645
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 5: Right.

646
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 8: So it's just but it's to get more crap out there,

647
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 8: he's gonna have to play the game.

648
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 5: Uh.

649
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 8: And eventually some of them become bigger impressions for me

650
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 8: and I find where to go. It's finding the take

651
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 8: that's always the most difficult thing, Like what do you

652
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 8: do with the impression? And it's a lot of people

653
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 8: are doing those. When when they started doing that, like

654
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Speaker 8: Trump as a Trump as a what was what were

655
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Speaker 8: that an owl?

656
00:32:59,040 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 5: Oh?

657
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, people are doing Trump and Biden and

658
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Speaker 8: uh Obama and just lots of different people as an owl. Yes,

659
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 8: and let me be Claire who you know that kind of.

660
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Speaker 14: Thing are quite frankly, as you know, I'm doing a

661
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 14: lot of people saying that owls don't talk, but I'm

662
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Speaker 14: actually hooing.

663
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Speaker 5: This entire name.

664
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Speaker 14: People didn't know that. People didn't in the city or

665
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Speaker 14: in the woods. Trees, keep America, please, keep America locking.

666
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Speaker 14: Get what's a lot of people said? A lot of

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Speaker 14: people said this owl is the greatest conservation owl, as

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Speaker 14: they I'm trying to keep the keep the country clean.

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Speaker 14: We're making we're making a USA parks clean again, and

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Speaker 14: we're all doing it with a stuffed owl.

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Speaker 3: But you know who unlocked that impression.

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Speaker 5: I think for a lot of people who copied it

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Speaker 5: was James Austin Johnson's over the top one. I do

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Speaker 5: the quiet one. I do the very core very.

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Speaker 3: You're like the introspective Trump.

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Speaker 14: Introspective is I'm library Trump.

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Speaker 3: Imagine very library.

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Speaker 8: This is what it starts out is Library Trump, and

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Speaker 8: then it becomes elmer fud Trump.

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Speaker 7: Be very very qualm.

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Speaker 5: Hunting rabbits.

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Speaker 11: We have.

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Speaker 14: We have rabbit traps everywhere. We're catching the rabbits we're catching.

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Speaker 5: I mean, his presidential library. One day, I would imagine

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Speaker 5: it's just going to look like Caesar's palace. It's going

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Speaker 5: to be about this.

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Speaker 14: It's probably going to be we're gonna have diserections. We're

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Speaker 14: gonna have di sections, possibly three. We're looking into it.

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Speaker 14: But the first section will be my first term. The

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Speaker 14: we're gonna go fourth sections, the second should have been.

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Speaker 14: It will be the term I should have had, and

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Speaker 14: then this term and then the term it's gonna it's

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Speaker 14: gonna be probably.

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Speaker 5: Have you heard of this game of them? Yeah? Trump

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Speaker 5: does characters.

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Speaker 8: Now when he does Bebbee, it's like him doing is

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Speaker 8: a big big wait shay what you will.

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Speaker 5: But nobody circles the wagons like the ice case.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: The only book in his library is part of the deal.

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Speaker 14: It's a tremendous book is probably you know, we broke

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Speaker 14: the book up, and there's a lot of other books.

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Speaker 14: It's not just the end of the deal, but there's

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Speaker 14: a lot of books about Okay, so we've got it.

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Speaker 14: We got how many do over a billion books and

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Speaker 14: they're all talking about the out of the dealer and

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Speaker 14: the other of the deal. It's like, have you ever

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Speaker 14: seen it's a tremendous movie with Harrison Ford.

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Speaker 5: You might never heard of it. Indiana Jones.

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Speaker 14: In the is replacing he's replacing a prize position with

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Speaker 14: a bag of Sanday, believe, and we've got the same mechanism.

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Speaker 5: For the odd of the deal.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you have to. You have to replace it

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Speaker 3: with the replace what happens?

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Speaker 5: We bomb you, We bomb the cra You know, there's

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Speaker 5: no there's no big rock following you.

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Speaker 14: There's no big rock following the By the way, terrible

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Speaker 14: thing that happened to that person in the Disney display

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Speaker 14: is a while back.

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Speaker 5: The big rock hit him.

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Speaker 14: And that's right, we're getting rid of the big rock.

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Speaker 3: No more big rocks either.

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Speaker 5: They're going to be tiny rocks. Okay, well that's good

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Speaker 5: to know. Frank Callianda will beat the improv on Tuesday,

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Speaker 5: April twenty first, that's the week of the NFL Draft.

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Speaker 5: Plenty of people coming into town that week here in Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 5: They're estimating five hundred thousand people. That's a lot of paper.

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Speaker 5: That's not many people that were at my last rally.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't think that we had.

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Speaker 14: Five paper and we we had a lot of people

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Speaker 14: were doing the sit on the shoulders thing because we

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Speaker 14: didn't have enough space. So we had people like you

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Speaker 14: ever play chicken in the pool is out?

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Speaker 5: That's yeah, yeah, you played chicken? You play chicken.

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Speaker 14: We were doing they were doing it.

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Speaker 5: It was like they have like the buildings in China.

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Speaker 3: They were building up.

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Speaker 5: They were building up when we were twenty five people tall.

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Speaker 5: That's like, yeah. The buck buck buck bucket. Whatever happened

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Speaker 5: to Bill Gasby?

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Speaker 14: Such a great gay, such a good game, such a

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Speaker 14: good a great story, a great story.

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Speaker 5: And they said this guy is going to be a

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Speaker 5: round forever he does anything good. And they said, no,

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Speaker 5: I'm getting Uh. It's in the library. We'll find it.

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Speaker 3: Fatherhood by Bill Cosby. That's the other book there. Frank Kelly,

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Speaker 3: take the drink and then you drink it back Buck

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Speaker 3: number one, What was that a mosquito?

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Speaker 2: There is a mosquito.

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Speaker 4: I still remember every one of those bits. Number one, Uh,

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Speaker 4: Frank will be in town.

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Speaker 14: Dennis will say, Dennis will say, dentist will say, never

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Speaker 14: put sharp objects in your mouth, and then your shit

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Speaker 14: in that chair.

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Speaker 5: And that's where the big laugh is Trump doing Bill

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Speaker 5: Cosby's act. I you know that that kind of checks out.

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Speaker 5: I think it would actually farewell for him. I think

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Speaker 5: it's gonna be great. We're gonna do it. We're gonna

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Speaker 5: do it. We're gonna do it, and you'll see it

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Speaker 5: on stage.

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Speaker 14: And then I'm gonna do some Chappelle. I'm gonna do

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Speaker 14: a lot of Yeah in the middle. I'm gonna do

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Speaker 14: a lot of Chris Rock. My main goal is to

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Speaker 14: keep my daughter off the bowl. We've done a great

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Speaker 14: job of keeping the ladies at the bay.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 5: Have you started to work on a mcaffee because I

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Speaker 5: feel like if you could get a McAfee down.

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Speaker 11: Oh wow.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I've gone in and out of finding it, but it

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Speaker 8: always it goes way. It's that it's that he's he's

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Speaker 8: it's it's almost always a positive in the situation, and

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Speaker 8: it's I don't have I don't have it right now.

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Speaker 8: I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think it's in

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Speaker 8: that kind of a thing and then kind of thing.

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Speaker 5: Here we are. I don't have it right now, but

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Speaker 5: it's it's in there. I'm just gonna send you a

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Speaker 5: tape of Pittsburgh's talking. That'll give you the foundation, and

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Speaker 5: then you can get the rasp on top of it. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's every.

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Speaker 8: Once in a while, I start working on it and

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Speaker 8: then I then I see him on TV so much

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Speaker 8: and I'm like, you don't need another one.

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Speaker 3: It's almost like if al Pacino was a y Inser.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a good idea. Yeah, we'll find that. We'll

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Speaker 1: find a way yins is doing. We're doing.

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Speaker 3: Just choose less gum, that's all.

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Speaker 5: It's Pittsburgh gum. But what does it taste like? That

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Speaker 5: would be a big seller. Advat you better, Frank, Telly.

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Speaker 5: I'm live at the Improv on April twenty first. That's

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Speaker 5: a Tuesday night, the week of the NFL Draft here

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Speaker 5: in Pittsburgh. Make sure you get your tickets now four

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Speaker 5: one two four six two five two three three or

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Speaker 5: improv dot com.

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Speaker 3: Frank always a pleasure, buddy, appreciate it.

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Speaker 5: Guys, you listening from Hiltonhead, South Carolina.

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Speaker 1: I'm Fort Smith, Arkansas, bringing Pittsburgh to all your smart

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Speaker 1: devices and I love DV. This is one oh two

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Speaker 1: point five DV.

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Speaker 7: E Hey Pittsburgh. It's Abby and th