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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the Morning show. Oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is going to make me blush. H Shannon

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<v Speaker 1>offered to give Wes. Uh what is that? What does

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<v Speaker 1>that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Bro?

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<v Speaker 3>I love Michael. His sound efects today are spectacular an.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually a couple of letters earlier alphabet Yeah, offered to

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<v Speaker 1>give it to him for what reason? Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, so I have to go back a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>before I talk about that. I went away this past week,

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<v Speaker 3>went with the kids to Colorado. We do this every year,

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<v Speaker 3>and I will admit I was a little bit nervous

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<v Speaker 3>about Wes staying home with all three dogs and caring

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<v Speaker 3>for them because it's a lot of work, especially for

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<v Speaker 3>my sixteen and a half year old Charlie, who you know.

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<v Speaker 3>You It's like basically a part time job to make

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<v Speaker 3>sure that he eats and is okay throughout the day.

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<v Speaker 3>We have to change his diaper because he's there. So

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<v Speaker 3>there's like lots of tips and tricks to taking care

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<v Speaker 3>of Charlie in addition to the other two crazy dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>This dang dog, God loved him, went on a hunger

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<v Speaker 3>strike from the moment I walked out the door and

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<v Speaker 3>boarded that plane on Tuesday, morning, refuse to eat. Okay again,

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<v Speaker 3>sixteen and a half years old. He doesn't even eat

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<v Speaker 3>a lot anyway. So Wes was like, I have tried everything, Shan.

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<v Speaker 3>I put him in a private space so the other

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<v Speaker 3>two dogs wouldn't bother him when he was trying to eat.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't work. He's like, I caught up people, food, wouldn't eat.

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<v Speaker 3>He sat on the floor with him, which is what

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<v Speaker 3>I do, and tried to hand feed him and he's

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<v Speaker 3>like nothing. So we get to day three. I think

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<v Speaker 3>this is Thursday, and I'm starting to panic a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna call my dad in for reinforcement because

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<v Speaker 3>my dad has the magic touch when it comes to Charlie.

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<v Speaker 3>And Wes was like, no, I got it. He will

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<v Speaker 3>be fine. I will get him to eat. Just enjoy

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<v Speaker 3>your vacation, like I promise, I'm going to take care

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<v Speaker 3>of this. And so I jokingly said to him, I

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<v Speaker 3>know Charlie is a lot of work, and so I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>when I get home, I am going to give you

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<v Speaker 3>the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Of your life. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm on FaceTime with him as I'm saying this

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<v Speaker 3>to him, his face turns bright red and he's like pointing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, what are you pointing at? Samantha? My stepdaughter

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<v Speaker 3>is sitting in the kitchen during this whole conversation. Why

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<v Speaker 3>do you not tell me that? At the very beginning,

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<v Speaker 3>I about died? So did he? So did she?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you hang up immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, will you should have told me?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? By the way, there's nothing worse than knowing your

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<v Speaker 1>dad and your stepmother are talking dirty.

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<v Speaker 3>And I saw her last night. Yeah, when I got home,

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<v Speaker 3>that did not come up at all. Are you joking?

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean sometimes it's like you want to say anything,

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<v Speaker 1>but how she looks at you, she didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>She didn't even say hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, when I walked in, What would you do? I

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<v Speaker 1>think about this as a child. What would you do

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<v Speaker 1>as a child if you either heard your mother saying

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<v Speaker 1>that or heard your mother's boyfriend or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Under the sink cabinet find the bleach. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>did west force feed the dog? Do you know that dog?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how that dog survived because he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>start eating until yesterday morning. And I told her, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>it's because he knows I'm coming home and then he

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<v Speaker 3>started eating or.

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<v Speaker 1>No dog when when you're not home to That was

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<v Speaker 1>Wes night.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, he watched the World cof went.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't get the dog to eat.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't, he didn't. I know he did try it tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Tonight we talked about, uh, you know, kids walking in

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<v Speaker 1>on their parents because Mike told us this. Sorry about

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<v Speaker 1>him and Alley. What about when you hear your parents

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<v Speaker 1>say things that are dirty to each other.

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<v Speaker 3>Especially as like an older kid. She's about to be seventeen,

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<v Speaker 3>she knows what, you know what I mean. In Mike's case,

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<v Speaker 3>Thank god, Milo's what like six five. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>how old he is, you can, you know, we whatever

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<v Speaker 3>make up some sort of story and it'll work for

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But my son Luke is like Chelsea's secret service bodyguard.

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<v Speaker 1>He hates when I even just touch her or if

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<v Speaker 1>I talk about like, you know, little later, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'll like say some comments, he will literally want

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<v Speaker 1>to punch me or really shoot me. Basically, really, he

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<v Speaker 1>does not well and he doesn't want me to touch her.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's so funny. Joe, on the other hand, if

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<v Speaker 1>I make a joke a reference to you know, us

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<v Speaker 1>falling around, Joe goes Jacob had to go to their

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<v Speaker 1>I think for a therapist. Actually, their spectrum is interesting

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like one end of the the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing to the other. So eight four four Mojo

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<v Speaker 1>Live eight four four sixty six five sixty four eight.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know where to go with this topic,

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<v Speaker 1>Like do I go Do I go with this topic

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<v Speaker 1>of like over airing your parents dirty talk? Or do

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<v Speaker 1>I go with this topic of you what do you offer?

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<v Speaker 1>I like both, Yeah, honey, look, I'll take care honey

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<v Speaker 1>to do this. That's pretty crazy, by the way, Charlie

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<v Speaker 1>hanging on man, huh, it sounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I gotta talk. I just the whole time I

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<v Speaker 3>was gone, I was so worried about him. I kept

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<v Speaker 3>having these weird dreams that he had died, Like every

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<v Speaker 3>night had a dream.

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<v Speaker 1>I just what what if? What if? Uh? Wes, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if the dog died under Worst's care.

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<v Speaker 3>I gave the dog a pep talk because we talked

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<v Speaker 3>about my dad usually is the one that takes care

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<v Speaker 3>of the dog when when Wes and I are away

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<v Speaker 3>and my Dad's like, do you want me to call

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<v Speaker 3>you or do you want me to put him in

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<v Speaker 3>the freezer until you get home in a shoe box,

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<v Speaker 3>and I did give Charlie a pep talk. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>do not die on me until I come home, please.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Wes like Charlie because of or does Charlie think

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<v Speaker 1>that Wes doesn't like him? Because if he's not eating?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he He doesn't seem like he gets depressed when

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<v Speaker 1>he goes to.

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<v Speaker 3>Your dad and he's it's probably time for Charlie. And

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<v Speaker 3>I think maybe Charlie absorbs that energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Wes thinks that it's time for him, like meaning

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to put him down. Yeah, wait a second.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from the same man who had a dog

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<v Speaker 1>that that's still hanging on that almost got put down.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you, I wake up every morning and the

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<v Speaker 3>very first thing I do before I even check my phone,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I shut off my alarm, is I turned

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<v Speaker 3>to Charlie's little bed on the floor next to me

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<v Speaker 3>to see if he's still breathing, Like that's where we're

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<v Speaker 3>at with him. But he when I'm home, like, he

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<v Speaker 3>still eats. He you know, outside he he like runs around.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, he sleeps a lot, for sure, you

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<v Speaker 3>just can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like, yeah, what's going on? Jay? How you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>I got included one time in the group message.

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<v Speaker 2>It was between my.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom or sorry, my dad and my stepmom.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a very explicit message. It was pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 3>It came through with my whole family included on it.

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<v Speaker 3>What yeah, what was it? So it came through?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, I can't wait to get home and

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<v Speaker 2>see your naked body.

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<v Speaker 1>Who said that? To who?

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<v Speaker 2>It was?

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<v Speaker 3>My dad?

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<v Speaker 2>My stepfather?

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<v Speaker 3>And what did you respond in this group chat? I

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<v Speaker 3>think it was it was like emoji covering the eyes

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<v Speaker 3>and response like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's the worst in that although you

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<v Speaker 2>kind of don't you like the idea though, that your

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<v Speaker 2>dad still has it, like he's still getting it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I could.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely could we without her. Thanks for the call, Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it.