Speaker 1: It's Mojo in the Morning show. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is this is going to make me blush. H Shannon
Speaker 1: offered to give Wes. Uh what is that? What does
Speaker 1: that mean?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 3: I love Michael. His sound efects today are spectacular an.
Speaker 1: Actually a couple of letters earlier alphabet Yeah, offered to
Speaker 1: give it to him for what reason? Wait?
Speaker 3: Oh, so I have to go back a little bit
Speaker 3: before I talk about that. I went away this past week,
Speaker 3: went with the kids to Colorado. We do this every year,
Speaker 3: and I will admit I was a little bit nervous
Speaker 3: about Wes staying home with all three dogs and caring
Speaker 3: for them because it's a lot of work, especially for
Speaker 3: my sixteen and a half year old Charlie, who you know.
Speaker 3: You It's like basically a part time job to make
Speaker 3: sure that he eats and is okay throughout the day.
Speaker 3: We have to change his diaper because he's there. So
Speaker 3: there's like lots of tips and tricks to taking care
Speaker 3: of Charlie in addition to the other two crazy dogs.
Speaker 3: This dang dog, God loved him, went on a hunger
Speaker 3: strike from the moment I walked out the door and
Speaker 3: boarded that plane on Tuesday, morning, refuse to eat. Okay again,
Speaker 3: sixteen and a half years old. He doesn't even eat
Speaker 3: a lot anyway. So Wes was like, I have tried everything, Shan.
Speaker 3: I put him in a private space so the other
Speaker 3: two dogs wouldn't bother him when he was trying to eat.
Speaker 3: Didn't work. He's like, I caught up people, food, wouldn't eat.
Speaker 3: He sat on the floor with him, which is what
Speaker 3: I do, and tried to hand feed him and he's
Speaker 3: like nothing. So we get to day three. I think
Speaker 3: this is Thursday, and I'm starting to panic a little bit.
Speaker 3: I was gonna call my dad in for reinforcement because
Speaker 3: my dad has the magic touch when it comes to Charlie.
Speaker 3: And Wes was like, no, I got it. He will
Speaker 3: be fine. I will get him to eat. Just enjoy
Speaker 3: your vacation, like I promise, I'm going to take care
Speaker 3: of this. And so I jokingly said to him, I
Speaker 3: know Charlie is a lot of work, and so I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: when I get home, I am going to give you
Speaker 3: the best.
Speaker 1: Of your life. Okay.
Speaker 3: And I'm on FaceTime with him as I'm saying this
Speaker 3: to him, his face turns bright red and he's like pointing.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you pointing at? Samantha? My stepdaughter
Speaker 3: is sitting in the kitchen during this whole conversation. Why
Speaker 3: do you not tell me that? At the very beginning,
Speaker 3: I about died? So did he? So did she?
Speaker 1: I'm sure you hang up immediately.
Speaker 3: I was like, will you should have told me?
Speaker 1: Uh? By the way, there's nothing worse than knowing your
Speaker 1: dad and your stepmother are talking dirty.
Speaker 3: And I saw her last night. Yeah, when I got home,
Speaker 3: that did not come up at all. Are you joking?
Speaker 1: But I mean sometimes it's like you want to say anything,
Speaker 1: but how she looks at you, she didn't.
Speaker 3: She didn't even say hi.
Speaker 1: Actually, when I walked in, What would you do? I
Speaker 1: think about this as a child. What would you do
Speaker 1: as a child if you either heard your mother saying
Speaker 1: that or heard your mother's boyfriend or something like that.
Speaker 1: Under the sink cabinet find the bleach. By the way,
Speaker 1: did west force feed the dog? Do you know that dog?
Speaker 3: I don't know how that dog survived because he didn't
Speaker 3: start eating until yesterday morning. And I told her, I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's because he knows I'm coming home and then he
Speaker 3: started eating or.
Speaker 1: No dog when when you're not home to That was
Speaker 1: Wes night.
Speaker 3: Honestly, he watched the World cof went.
Speaker 1: He didn't get the dog to eat.
Speaker 3: He didn't, he didn't. I know he did try it tonight.
Speaker 1: Tonight we talked about, uh, you know, kids walking in
Speaker 1: on their parents because Mike told us this. Sorry about
Speaker 1: him and Alley. What about when you hear your parents
Speaker 1: say things that are dirty to each other.
Speaker 3: Especially as like an older kid. She's about to be seventeen,
Speaker 3: she knows what, you know what I mean. In Mike's case,
Speaker 3: Thank god, Milo's what like six five. I don't know
Speaker 3: how old he is, you can, you know, we whatever
Speaker 3: make up some sort of story and it'll work for
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: But my son Luke is like Chelsea's secret service bodyguard.
Speaker 1: He hates when I even just touch her or if
Speaker 1: I talk about like, you know, little later, you know,
Speaker 1: like I'll like say some comments, he will literally want
Speaker 1: to punch me or really shoot me. Basically, really, he
Speaker 1: does not well and he doesn't want me to touch her.
Speaker 1: But it's so funny. Joe, on the other hand, if
Speaker 1: I make a joke a reference to you know, us
Speaker 1: falling around, Joe goes Jacob had to go to their
Speaker 1: I think for a therapist. Actually, their spectrum is interesting
Speaker 1: because it's like one end of the the you know,
Speaker 1: the thing to the other. So eight four four Mojo
Speaker 1: Live eight four four sixty six five sixty four eight.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where to go with this topic,
Speaker 1: Like do I go Do I go with this topic
Speaker 1: of like over airing your parents dirty talk? Or do
Speaker 1: I go with this topic of you what do you offer?
Speaker 1: I like both, Yeah, honey, look, I'll take care honey
Speaker 1: to do this. That's pretty crazy, by the way, Charlie
Speaker 1: hanging on man, huh, it sounds.
Speaker 3: Like I gotta talk. I just the whole time I
Speaker 3: was gone, I was so worried about him. I kept
Speaker 3: having these weird dreams that he had died, Like every
Speaker 3: night had a dream.
Speaker 1: I just what what if? What if? Uh? Wes, you know,
Speaker 1: if the dog died under Worst's care.
Speaker 3: I gave the dog a pep talk because we talked
Speaker 3: about my dad usually is the one that takes care
Speaker 3: of the dog when when Wes and I are away
Speaker 3: and my Dad's like, do you want me to call
Speaker 3: you or do you want me to put him in
Speaker 3: the freezer until you get home in a shoe box,
Speaker 3: and I did give Charlie a pep talk. I'm like,
Speaker 3: do not die on me until I come home, please.
Speaker 1: Does Wes like Charlie because of or does Charlie think
Speaker 1: that Wes doesn't like him? Because if he's not eating?
Speaker 1: Does he He doesn't seem like he gets depressed when
Speaker 1: he goes to.
Speaker 3: Your dad and he's it's probably time for Charlie. And
Speaker 3: I think maybe Charlie absorbs that energy.
Speaker 1: Oh Wes thinks that it's time for him, like meaning
Speaker 1: it's time to put him down. Yeah, wait a second.
Speaker 1: This is from the same man who had a dog
Speaker 1: that that's still hanging on that almost got put down.
Speaker 3: I told you, I wake up every morning and the
Speaker 3: very first thing I do before I even check my phone,
Speaker 3: I mean, I shut off my alarm, is I turned
Speaker 3: to Charlie's little bed on the floor next to me
Speaker 3: to see if he's still breathing, Like that's where we're
Speaker 3: at with him. But he when I'm home, like, he
Speaker 3: still eats. He you know, outside he he like runs around.
Speaker 3: I don't know, he sleeps a lot, for sure, you
Speaker 3: just can't.
Speaker 1: I just like, yeah, what's going on? Jay? How you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing pretty good.
Speaker 3: I got included one time in the group message.
Speaker 2: It was between my.
Speaker 3: Mom or sorry, my dad and my stepmom.
Speaker 2: It was a very explicit message. It was pretty funny.
Speaker 3: It came through with my whole family included on it.
Speaker 3: What yeah, what was it? So it came through?
Speaker 2: It was like, I can't wait to get home and
Speaker 2: see your naked body.
Speaker 1: Who said that? To who?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 3: My dad?
Speaker 2: My stepfather?
Speaker 3: And what did you respond in this group chat? I
Speaker 3: think it was it was like emoji covering the eyes
Speaker 3: and response like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the worst in that although you
Speaker 2: kind of don't you like the idea though, that your
Speaker 2: dad still has it, like he's still getting it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I could.
Speaker 1: I definitely could we without her. Thanks for the call, Jay,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.