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Speaker 2: Funny things that you thinks funny aren't funny? Do me

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Speaker 2: Cox all the time to love Me Allan Coxshow, kickslash Man.

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Speaker 3: Welcome you me what you Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I can see a lot of cocks on TV. Allen

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Speaker 2: Cox from The Allen Cox Show. I don't know what's

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Speaker 6: Kick it and yoga take it with a nasty groove.

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Speaker 2: Okay, three kick damn cook you one time, ticken.

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Speaker 4: Allen Cox.

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Speaker 7: Here we go.

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Speaker 8: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven

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Speaker 8: double U M m as.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, look at that. Why start it that way?

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Speaker 9: Rob?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Why be stupid about? Why? Why set

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Speaker 2: myself up that way? I don't know.

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Speaker 9: Hey, good afternoon, welcome, greetings, salutations and all that.

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Speaker 2: My name is Alan Cox. Thanks for being here. Say

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Speaker 2: hi to Rob. Anthony's right over there. What's up man?

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Speaker 2: Holding on for dear life? Yeah? Yeah, how you feeling

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Speaker 2: not great? I am medicated enough to get through the

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Speaker 2: next four hours of fun.

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Speaker 9: Committed to the creation, Rob of high end, prestige audio

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Speaker 9: content that is correct, Boudio like that.

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Speaker 2: I'm crushing your but mate teas. I am loaded up

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Speaker 2: on Thailand.

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Speaker 10: All.

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Speaker 9: Now, what is urba matt? I've heard of it, I've

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Speaker 9: never had it. It is a herbal tea. Okay, that's

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Speaker 9: not like kombucha is a different thing, right, that's fermented

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Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, that's not what this is. No, it's just

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Speaker 11: a It's a herbal very earthy. Uh, kind of hard

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Speaker 9: But it's it's tea. It's a leaf and it's water,

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Speaker 9: and it's okay, and you're partial to it.

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Speaker 2: You like that. I do you like an earthy tea?

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Speaker 2: I do it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't like the big sweet stuff.

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Speaker 2: No, I understand. I just like a green tea. I think, oh,

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Speaker 2: you wouldn't like this, then that's what I mean.

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Speaker 9: If you describe it as earthy, it sounds very like

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Speaker 9: you know, some people drink like mushroom coffee and.

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Speaker 2: It's got that. I don't like that.

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Speaker 9: I don't need mycelium in the drinks. Hey, our own

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Speaker 9: Jessica and Hutchinson is back there in studio. G Oh, hey,

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Speaker 9: are you drinking any how are you feeling, Jazz?

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Speaker 2: You know so far knock for Micah. Everybody but me

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Speaker 9: I just tell you said you had not Yeah, you

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Speaker 9: said you had the plague over the holiday.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 12: I've been sick three times, but I feel pretty good now,

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Speaker 12: Okay good. I think I need distilled water in my humidifier.

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Speaker 12: Why because they say if you use tap.

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Speaker 9: Water, it's not good because it has bacteria in it

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Speaker 2: Now, all you gotta do is keep your humidifier clean.

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Speaker 9: You know, when I when I set up the humidifier

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Speaker 2: Thing out and then used it yet distilled water. All right?

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Speaker 9: There on the subject by the way of my child,

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Speaker 9: I have a nine year old over I mentioned Rob

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Speaker 9: I came in on Friday and spent a good portion

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Speaker 9: Friday and I'm leaving the house and my daughter was

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Speaker 9: doing something on a plane minecraft you're talking to her friends.

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Speaker 9: And she looks at me and she goes, why do

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Speaker 9: you always have to go to work? I said, I

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Speaker 9: And then, of course, you know you kind of feel

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Speaker 2: Kids, how come you always have to go to work?

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Speaker 2: I go. Do you like things?

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Speaker 2: Do you like your life?

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Speaker 5: How do you feel about food?

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Speaker 2: How do you think we get those things? This is

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Speaker 9: Because there's been times where I'll like leave the house

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Speaker 2: I was gone.

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Speaker 9: Yes, I came to give you a little forehead smooch

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Speaker 9: The one criticism some people have of me, not one,

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Speaker 9: ask a lot of questions. Rob and to some people

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Speaker 2: They'll look and they're hearing you. They're not listening. No,

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Speaker 9: Now, granted I am not always great at that. Uh

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Speaker 9: And she is nine, she is a fourth grader, so

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Speaker 9: I can't, you know. But she's like, why do you

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Speaker 2: I haven't been there in two weeks?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I said I haven't been to the radio station

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Speaker 12: Oh so much over break that I thought my kid

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Speaker 12: So you've got plenty of times why because I like

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Speaker 2: Well that's you though, Yeah, not to worry about him.

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Speaker 9: Well, you know I was talking yesterday about we went

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Speaker 11: Am I remembering or am I remembering that story?

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Speaker 9: That's the question. And I have a really good friend,

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Speaker 9: speaking of Rob's mom, this woman we were talking yesterday

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Speaker 9: take her. She's flying back home. Well, she's flying back

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Speaker 9: to your brothers in Massachusetts.

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Speaker 2: She's going a Coco beach. O. No, she's there now.

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Speaker 9: She flew in this morning, flew in this morning, that

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Speaker 9: going to have to get her out to Hopkins like

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Speaker 9: the crack of ass yep, just to get her there.

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Speaker 2: And your mom, what happened to your mom?

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Speaker 11: So my mother, I told the story. Yesterday she broke

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Speaker 11: her foot day one of being here. Right, So she's

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Speaker 11: in this boot, she has this service dog, little Shitsu.

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Speaker 11: And I go through and describe all of these things

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Speaker 11: about my mother. I drop her off at the airport

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Speaker 11: this morning. She sends me a picture not twenty minutes later,

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Speaker 11: and I think something's wrong. See a photo of my mom? Like,

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Speaker 11: oh no, it's a picture of her with a TSA agent.

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Speaker 11: Now I'm even more like, oh god, And I said,

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Speaker 2: Have a mom?

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Speaker 11: Or are you trying to smuggle in right of the

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Speaker 11: plane and with my mother? You wouldn't like that, wouldn't

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Speaker 8: What am I gonna do with my life in the afternoon?

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Speaker 2: Does this show up on the nineties weekends? It does not.

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Speaker 12: From I really like the one where it was like

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Speaker 9: It says, my New Year's wish for you is I

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Speaker 2: This guy's sitting around Misney Land up is as.

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna say, he's such a good guy. He goes

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Speaker 2: They're like, I'd be happy to be unemployed tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: That's right, And I think that's what he wants.

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Speaker 2: You stay safe, Look, you're happy, everything's good.

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Speaker 5: I believe that that's what he wants.

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Speaker 5: He just got all right, Tim, it's Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 9: You know, if you ever paid attention, it's the greatest

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Speaker 2: Tim Disney.

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Speaker 9: By the way, you might if you follow a young

442
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Speaker 9: man named Ian Ziegler. Ziegler, he's an artist and he

443
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Speaker 9: created if you go to his Instagram, he made a

444
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Speaker 9: game called Cleveland Rage on the Lake.

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Speaker 2: It's like this, did you see that?

446
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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like a retro mobile kind of game, but

447
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Speaker 9: it has all of these like Cleveland luminaries in it.

448
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:49,639
Speaker 9: So super pimp our buddy downtown who has you know,

449
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Speaker 9: he's a nightlife fixture.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's so much the case.

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Speaker 9: You know, I used to be doing a lot more

452
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Speaker 9: appearances downtown back in the day, and I would run

453
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Speaker 9: into him pretty frequently, as a lot of people did.

454
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Speaker 9: But Tim Disney is one of the you know, so

455
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Speaker 9: you pick your fighter here you'll just hear the music.

456
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Speaker 9: But I mean, hey created this video game called cle

457
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Speaker 9: E Rage on the Lake and they've got the Norton

458
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Speaker 9: Furniture guy and it says get to the ivy before

459
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Speaker 9: two am. You know, you're just walking down West sixth Street,

460
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Speaker 9: and so I guess it's for people who really really

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Speaker 9: want to be Cleveland centric in all areas of their

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Speaker 9: free time.

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Speaker 15: Run.

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Speaker 2: Now, you might have noticed.

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Speaker 9: There's no one from this program that's a part of

466
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Speaker 9: this game here, Rob, But that's okay.

467
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Speaker 2: I mean, at least put the buzzard in it.

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Speaker 9: Neither of us rise, obviously to the level of a

469
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Speaker 9: Timothy Disney or a super pimp. But that game our

470
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Speaker 9: buddy Tim Disney in there and exciting for him, you know, Rob,

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Speaker 9: As I think about it, because this came to my

472
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Speaker 9: attention moments before we went on the air. When it

473
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Speaker 9: comes to the legal profession, yeah, is this something we

474
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Speaker 9: should mention a new entrant into the legal profession?

475
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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 11: I am hoping more than anything that this person gets

477
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Speaker 11: it done because I could always use some representation.

478
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Speaker 9: Our friend, performer comedian extraordinaire co host of The Alan

479
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Speaker 9: Cox Show for over a decade, Williams Squire William Scott

480
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Speaker 9: Squire posted on his Instagram.

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Speaker 2: If you don't follow him, you should and you should

482
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Speaker 2: read it. He posted that he's going to go back

483
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Speaker 2: to school with the eventual plan of attending law school.

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Speaker 9: Rob, that's what I'm talking our own Willie Squire. It's

485
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Speaker 9: right there, will Bill Squire. Yeah, it's right there. It's

486
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Speaker 9: in the name Bill Squire Esquire. If only he'd thought

487
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Speaker 9: of this thirty years ago. That's his plan. He's got

488
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Speaker 9: a whole slide thing full of texts explaining his decision making,

489
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Speaker 9: and it's very exciting for him now. He is also

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Speaker 9: very famously as he talked about many many times are

491
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Speaker 9: on the show. He's also famously hate school.

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Speaker 2: And that's tough.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 9: I thought I was gonna go law school back in

495
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Speaker 9: the day, everybody thought they were gonna go law school.

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Speaker 2: That el sad.

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Speaker 9: That ain't easy, boy, it's a hard test. Now he's

498
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Speaker 9: a sharp guy, so I wish him nothing but the best.

499
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Speaker 9: But that was that was very surprising to see.

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Speaker 11: Listen, every big family needs a consignette. Bill Squire could

501
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Speaker 11: be our consign.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's what you're hoping for, is you want to

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Speaker 2: get it out? Say Bill, I got a I got

504
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Speaker 2: a thing kind of popped up. Use some advice and

505
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Speaker 2: we got our guy. You can advise us on things.

506
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Speaker 2: We can say things we can't say.

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Speaker 9: Like if your wife buys you orange juice with too

508
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Speaker 9: much pulp.

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Speaker 2: I said, some pump. Jesus Christ, calm some pump. I said,

510
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Speaker 2: some pulp. You said you like polp some pulp. Okay,

511
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Speaker 2: wegn and that is our p bill squad. Okay, well listen.

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Speaker 2: I wish him nothing but the best. I think it's

513
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Speaker 2: very exciting.

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Speaker 9: But if you don't follow him on social media, you should,

515
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 9: and you should read what he's got to say. That

516
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 9: was really well written, trying to expand his horizons. I

517
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Speaker 9: assume he put it all through chet GPT Rob. Nevertheless,

518
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 9: his intentions I think are worthy because what do people

519
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Speaker 9: say all the time?

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Speaker 2: Rob?

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Speaker 9: You know what, the world needs more lawyers. Yeah, people

522
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Speaker 9: say that all the time. Well, they need niches. Maybe

523
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Speaker 9: maybe he'll be a niche lawyer.

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Speaker 11: He'll find right a particular type of law and jump on.

525
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Speaker 9: In m hm, well oyster cracker accidents. We wish him

526
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Speaker 9: nothing but the best. What constitutes an oyster cracker accident?

527
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Speaker 2: You know, I don't know, falling down on one in

528
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Speaker 2: the nude or.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, you could just MAYBEEAH have an issue with a

530
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Speaker 11: bull of soup. Wow, he handles that nation wide. He

531
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Speaker 11: gets one case boom. Anybody has that issue in the future,

532
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Speaker 11: they'd be like, hey, do you do you dabble in saltines?

533
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Speaker 2: And I don't know, working on oyster crackers right now,

534
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Speaker 2: But maybe.

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Speaker 9: What about if he takes a run at one Lindy

536
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Speaker 9: Corn there in Buffalo and focuses on workplace harassment, right.

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Speaker 11: Well, you know what if he gets the blue hair

538
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,360
Speaker 11: does the same kind of commercials, he could he could

539
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Speaker 11: become Cleveland's Lindy Corn.

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Speaker 9: I will say, and I did notice this because I

541
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Speaker 9: was making a conscious effort to look in direct contrast

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Speaker 9: to our own Timothy Disney here in Cleveland. I did

543
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Speaker 9: not see one Lindy Corn billboard when I was driving

544
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Speaker 9: through Buffalo on my way to Toronto. Say, I didn't

545
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Speaker 9: see one Lindy Corn billboard. And billboards are usually the

546
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Speaker 9: providence of most lawyers, right that is their chosen method

547
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Speaker 9: of advertising, either on a bus or you know you.

548
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Speaker 2: We've talked about this.

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Speaker 9: Every regional metropolitan area has like their handful of lawyers

550
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Speaker 9: that take up nine eighty percent of the billboard space.

551
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Speaker 9: In Detroit, you got Yumanna Cruz and you got Lindy Corn.

552
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Speaker 9: There in Buffalo, I didn't see a Lindy Corn billboard.

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Speaker 11: I even put the radio on, thinking maybe she would advertise,

554
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Speaker 11: you know, like hearing those type of TV.

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Speaker 2: Commercial towns on local television.

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Speaker 5: Nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, have you been called a cheap jew at work?

558
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Speaker 2: Called the law of as of now.

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Speaker 9: I have to imagine that's not something that you would

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Speaker 9: want to transcribe into billboard form. If you're driving by

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Speaker 9: and you see a billboard that says, have you been

562
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Speaker 9: called a cheap Jew at work?

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Speaker 2: That might not be the one that you'd pick. Yeah,

564
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Speaker 2: but you never know when you're you know, you're trying

565
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Speaker 2: to need it.

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Speaker 9: I know you're trying to cast a broad net. What

567
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Speaker 9: if it had just happened?

568
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

569
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Speaker 11: Like, you're walking out of work, you're dejected, your boss

570
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Speaker 11: just called you a cheap jew. You get in your car,

571
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Speaker 11: you close your door, you turn to your left, and

572
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Speaker 11: there's this billboard just says did this just happen to you?

573
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Speaker 2: Yeah? You're like, yes, yes it did, Yes it did.

574
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Speaker 2: Oh st uh huh and you're golden.

575
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Speaker 9: You turn right around and uh you call the Oh

576
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Speaker 9: where do you work that your boss called you this? Oh?

577
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Speaker 2: I work for the anti defamation leader. Oh, I don't

578
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 2: know if we can do anything over there. I think

579
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Speaker 2: it's okay to hit your own groove. Are you sure

580
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Speaker 2: he wasn't the cheeky.

581
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Speaker 9: You march right back in there and you tell them

582
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Speaker 9: that Lindy Corn's I'm the case. Nothing gets has passed her,

583
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Speaker 9: Old Lindy Corn.

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Speaker 12: A lot of the ones that I've seen, Yeah, they

585
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Speaker 12: always call themselves the hammer.

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Speaker 2: There are people who like that. It's never a woman,

587
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Speaker 2: it's always a guy hammer. So those are licensing things,

588
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 2: like they have the uh a friend heavy hitter. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the phone number one guy. And now I see so

590
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Speaker 2: many of them because the phone number is always like

591
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Speaker 2: a line of seven.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, seven seven, Yeah, that's it's it's it's the same

593
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Speaker 11: everywhere called the heavy hitter. I don't know who that

594
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Speaker 11: is here, but I know I guarantee you there is

595
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Speaker 11: one the Cleveland heavy hitter. Hammer time, it's hammer time.

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Speaker 2: I would go for that. I believe that's probably trademarked.

597
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Speaker 11: I feel like the hammer has like a like a

598
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 11: double connotation to it too, you know, like you know

599
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Speaker 11: what you're doing when you do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they call me the hammer. Well, I a knocker

601
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Speaker 2: was taken.

602
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Speaker 9: But I think it would be great if your nickname

603
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 9: had nothing to do with your area of expertise, because

604
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 9: those guys with the nicknames usually make sense because they're

605
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 9: like accident or personal injury lawyers. Right, put the hammer

606
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Speaker 9: to work. Hurt in a car, call the hammer or

607
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 9: whatever it is, right, I see those in Indiana anytime

608
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 9: I'm going home. On my way back, Indiana is just

609
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Speaker 9: littered with those kinds of billboard. Yeah, you know this

610
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 9: there with the hammer and you know, or the guy

611
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 9: Big Red, you know, the guy that deals with like

612
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 9: truck driver lawsuits and things like that.

613
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Speaker 2: You should have one of those wild nicknames.

614
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Speaker 9: But your actual area of expertise is something that's like

615
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 9: totally opposite. Yeah, it's very very you know kind of

616
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Speaker 9: you know, payroll scams, Call the hammer, make sure you're

617
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Speaker 9: getting paid. I didn't see won Lindy Corn billboard when I.

618
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: Was up there, her boss.

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Speaker 10: And squeezed her breasts, which felt sexual in nature, not

620
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Speaker 10: like a greeting.

621
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Speaker 2: Yeah, these sounds like home videos.

622
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Speaker 9: Well, Roger is one of our bureau chiefs up there

623
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 9: in Buffalo, and he literally just like records the audio

624
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Speaker 9: from the television and sends.

625
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Speaker 7: It to.

626
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: The female machinist complained about not being paid for overtime,

627
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: and when she came to work.

628
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Speaker 2: The next day, she found a rat in her toolbox.

629
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Speaker 2: Does this sound familiar? Call the law office of Lindy corn.

630
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Speaker 9: Yep, and see that's probably the closest she gets rob

631
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 9: to a little dube blonde tom there. Right, she found

632
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 9: a rat in her toolbox. All the other ones pretty straightforward.

633
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, my client was in sales and a top performer

634
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: and was up for promotion. But when his supervisor found

635
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 2: out that he was.

636
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 10: Gay and HI be positive, he never got the promotion.

637
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 2: Does this sound familiar?

638
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 7: Called the law.

639
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: Office of Korn.

640
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Speaker 9: Okay, I was like the toughest one to prove, But

641
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 9: I also stand corrected that that might be the closest.

642
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 9: She gets a double on tendre because that one there

643
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 9: is about a gay guy that she refers to as

644
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Speaker 9: a top performer.

645
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: Hey, how does she know?

646
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 9: She knows she's Lindy Korn. Tough to prove. Yeah, but

647
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 9: that's that's part and parcel of any litigation, right, that

648
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 9: one's gonna be a tough place to prove it. Yeah,

649
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 9: that's a tough one. The other ones, someone calls that's

650
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Speaker 9: a problem, She's just she's yeah, but you gotta you

651
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 9: gotta prove that too, Any of these you got to prove.

652
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: Hey, you can't prove there was a.

653
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Speaker 9: Rat in her toolbox, she says, it's always their word

654
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 9: against you.

655
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Speaker 11: You can probably find if rats in your tool box,

656
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 11: you find a turd somewhere, you know what I mean? Like,

657
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 11: you can prove those things. There's there's probably some way

658
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 11: to prove those things.

659
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Speaker 9: But like, ma'am, did you save the turds by any

660
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Speaker 9: chance in the tool box?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to need you to put those.

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Speaker 11: In Like no, no, oh, no, Ali, did you put

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Speaker 11: that on your ice cream?

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Speaker 2: Those aren't sprinkles, sweetheart.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna need you to put those sprinkles in a

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Speaker 9: little snack ziplock and send it to me.

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Speaker 2: Never mind Exhibit A.

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Speaker 11: All this money gone now, no lawsuit evidence is gone.

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Speaker 9: So yeah, I was hoping as we were driving thro

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Speaker 9: I was like, oh, maybe there's gonna be Lindy Corn billboard,

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Speaker 9: so but there weren't.

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Speaker 2: That's so funny. We both drive through Buffalo and think

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Speaker 2: of the show, think of Lindy Corn.

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Speaker 3: Of course, Allan Cox Show on one hundred.

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Speaker 9: these kinds of surveys and they run a number of

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Speaker 9: different metrics, but that the safest city in the United

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Speaker 9: States is Warwick, Rhode Island.

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Speaker 2: Is it Warwick or Warwick Warwick? Okay?

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Speaker 9: Really, Warwick, Rhode Island is number one in the top

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Speaker 9: ten safest cities in the United States.

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Speaker 2: Now they also have the bottom.

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Speaker 9: Ten safest cities in the United States, and of course

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Speaker 9: Cleveland is on that list.

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Speaker 2: Now we are number ten.

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Speaker 9: Things are getting better, right, We got leap frog by

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Speaker 9: Baton Rouge and New Orleans and Houston Philly. So listen,

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Speaker 9: like it or not, you take the rough with the smooth.

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Speaker 9: One of Cleveland's go to and evergreen claims to fame

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Speaker 9: is that it's allegedly wildly dangerous.

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Speaker 2: If we lose that, rob, what do we have? The

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Speaker 2: rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Okay Browns.

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Speaker 9: Warwick, Rhode Island got the highest score. When Mayor Frank

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Speaker 9: Pecozzi learned that Warwick had topped the list of safe

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Speaker 9: thet cities, he wasn't surprised. The charming city on the

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Speaker 9: coast took advantage of federal COVID money to bolster their

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Speaker 9: fleet of fire trucks and police vehicles, so they invested

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Speaker 9: in law and Fossman.

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Speaker 2: How you end up with a safe city? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: very surprising to me. Just like, is that like a

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Speaker 2: little resort town.

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Speaker 11: It's a city, I mean, well a city in a

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Speaker 11: relative term. Uh, it's like a like a Parma, you

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Speaker 11: know what I mean, It's like that type of a town.

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Speaker 11: It's Parma's not safe. I didn't say it was. I'm

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Speaker 11: just saying it's like that style of thing. Like it's

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Speaker 11: like a it's a town city. You know, it's not

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Speaker 11: there's no big buildings or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Right to the population is more than ten Well, this

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Speaker 2: says there's eighty two thousand people. Yeah, so it's like

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Speaker 2: a it's big. It's the second biggest city in the state.

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Speaker 2: Third is it? It says it's the third life I'm

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Speaker 2: forgetting about Cranston Kid.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, Cranston, Rhode Island's dec providence, Cranston Warwick.

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Speaker 9: And it's all, well, it's not. Safety is not subjective. Obviously,

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Speaker 9: there's metrics for it. But there are plenty of places

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Speaker 9: in Parma that are perfectly safe. Of course, yea, Parma

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Speaker 9: gets a bad rap for a lot of things, much

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Speaker 9: of it deserved, of course, but you know, people like

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Speaker 9: to take shots at Parma, and there are plenty of

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Speaker 9: places where you don't have to worry about stuff going

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Speaker 9: down to Parma.

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Speaker 2: I live in Bay Village. There's stuff going down in

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Speaker 2: Bay Village all the time.

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Speaker 9: But it's got the stereotype because it's a bit more

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Speaker 9: of an affluent community.

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Speaker 2: I think cities in Cleveland, I think they rated it

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Speaker 2: what Bay Village. Yeah, I'm sure that it is.

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Speaker 9: But again, if you go to any of these areas

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Speaker 9: that have like a high tax base, you know what

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Speaker 9: I mean. Yeah, things are a little better there because

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Speaker 9: those kinds of services they double down on them. People

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Speaker 9: out where I live consistently vote for things like school levies,

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Speaker 9: and you know, so people who are willing to make

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Speaker 9: investments because they're able to make investments. You can't blame people,

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Speaker 9: you know, who aren't doing that well in communities that

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Speaker 9: they're not kicking back.

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Speaker 2: It's different priorities, obviously.

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Speaker 9: But Bay Village also famously had a sculpture outside of

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Speaker 9: church a couple of years ago that was supposed to

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Speaker 9: be like people might remember this, people, all the negative

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Speaker 9: nancies and all the Karens out there in Bay Village

757
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Speaker 9: were calling the cops because they thought it was a

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Speaker 9: homeless guy laying on the bench and was in fact

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Speaker 9: an art installation. It was supposed to be wait for it, Jesus,

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Speaker 9: oh lying down. It was in front of a church.

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Speaker 9: But all you know, they had a whole cadre of

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Speaker 9: women calling, and I'm sure there were some men too

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Speaker 9: that they've some homeless person had the temerity to be

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Speaker 9: sleeping on a bench in pastoral and bucolic Bay Village, Ohio.

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Speaker 2: Right, like a homeless guy.

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Speaker 9: And this is what I'm saying, if people, irrespective of

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Speaker 9: what your politics are, if you took more than half

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Speaker 9: a second to engage in some critical thinking, what are

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Speaker 9: the odds that a homeless guy found his way out

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Speaker 9: to Bay Village, Ohio and decided to post up on

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Speaker 9: a bench that, if you were paying attention, was there

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Speaker 9: the week before. It wasn't at a bus shad or

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Speaker 9: anything like that. It was clearly part of the same

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Speaker 9: art situation. It was a sculpture, the bench being part

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Speaker 9: of it. People flipped their wigs.

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Speaker 2: Gotta realize, Man, Hobo's going to hobo. That's what they do, Man, Hobo.

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Speaker 2: I like bringing hobo back.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 11: Hobo Hobo man, and let them hobo Alan.

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Speaker 9: Happy Doukie melt Day the first real thaw of the

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Speaker 9: new year, where all the frozen dukes are exposed. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: because it's rain this way right, it's it's slightly after

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Speaker 9: that polar vortex that came through us, slightly warmer in

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Speaker 9: that it's going to be like upper forties, kind of

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Speaker 9: ish mid forties. Yeah, and so yeah, what do you

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Speaker 9: call it? Happy doukie melt Day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Or all the froze and dukes are exposed. Doukey

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Speaker 2: milt on my lawn.

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Speaker 12: I tried to go through the snow and I ripped

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Speaker 12: up the whole lawn. And now the weather's not doing

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Speaker 12: me any justice because now it's exposing everything that.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what did you do? The snow blower was in

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Speaker 2: the lawn.

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Speaker 14: No.

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Speaker 12: I was trying to move my car because I live

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Speaker 12: on a main road and my friend was over and

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Speaker 12: we were trying to switch cars.

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Speaker 2: But I'm like, oh, I'll just go through the front yard.

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Speaker 2: I'll just go around. Oh you tore up the lawn. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because I got stuck. Yeah, oh the snow.

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Speaker 12: And now the snow's melting, so now it's exposing the

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Speaker 12: big chunks of grass.

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Speaker 2: That I just threw everywhere, the mud tracks that you

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Speaker 2: lay down. I was like, you know, what's gonna snow again.

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Speaker 2: It'll cover it up, it'll be fine. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: No, Well, there's some poop news for you in there.

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Speaker 9: I had some line up. This person swung in and

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Speaker 9: got that one in there too. Happy doukie melt day,

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Speaker 9: doukey melt doukie melt day. I remember a couple of

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Speaker 9: doors down when I was a kid is at three.

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Speaker 2: No, I think it was more than that.

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Speaker 9: It was like the at the other end of my

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Speaker 9: street when I was a kid there, And I only

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Speaker 9: knew this because the guy's son was like a kid

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Speaker 9: that I would play with, and he told me the

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Speaker 9: story that his dad and their neighbor on the other side,

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Speaker 9: we're always arguing about something.

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Speaker 2: Right, some people just don't get along with their neighbors.

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Speaker 9: They're complaining about everything, their fence and their leaves and

821
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Speaker 9: their blah blah blah. Fortunately I'm not in a situation

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Speaker 9: like that. Either side. My neighbors couldn't be nicer. But

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Speaker 9: he was telling me the story about how this guy

824
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Speaker 9: had like not given the guy's snowblower back or something,

825
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Speaker 9: or there was some argument between the two of them,

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Speaker 9: and so what the guy did or his dog was

827
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Speaker 9: always crapping in the yard. I think it was something

828
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Speaker 9: along those lines, because the crux of the story is

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Speaker 9: dog crap. So I think it was that the neighbor's

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Speaker 9: dog wouldn't stop duking in the other my friend's dad's lawn,

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Speaker 9: and so what happened was he managed to when he

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Speaker 9: was snow blowing, shoot the dukes onto.

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Speaker 2: The neighbor's roof.

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Speaker 9: And so then I mean, it's pretty genius in its

835
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Speaker 9: simplicity if you can make it happen. But that he

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Speaker 9: also so he ended up shooting some dukes that were

837
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Speaker 9: in the snow, and he pointed the thing to the

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Speaker 9: guy's roof. Right, this was like a ranch house. It

839
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Speaker 9: wasn't like he had to go up the second floor

840
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Speaker 9: or anything like that. The size of the birds in

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Speaker 9: this town, well, that's what I'm saying. So then it's

842
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Speaker 9: delayed gratification because then you sit back and you wait

843
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Speaker 9: for Doukie Milt Day. Every city's got one in the Midwest,

844
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Speaker 9: and you know it comes in stages. You're not going

845
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Speaker 9: to immediately notice when the big spring thaw happens, and

846
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Speaker 9: you got to figure what the hell kind of dog

847
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Speaker 9: has been climbing up on my roof unbeknownst to me. Yeah,

848
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Speaker 9: and then you got to get up and clean it off.

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Speaker 2: I did hit a turd once with the snowblower.

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Speaker 5: Not here.

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Speaker 11: It was in Rhode Island. It hit my garage and

852
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 11: just exploded. It was Yeah, it was one of those days.

853
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 11: It was weird. Never see anything like that. It went

854
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Speaker 11: through like the perfect like it was like a slushy snow,

855
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 11: you know. Yeah, so this it just separated from the

856
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 11: slush and just right into my garage door.

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Speaker 9: Ands boom, huge and a frozen duke too. I'll do

858
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Speaker 9: some damage. It was a dent in the aluminum.

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Speaker 11: It was, but it was like kind of warm, so

860
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Speaker 11: it wasn't it blew up like it just they get

861
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Speaker 11: hit and it was soft enough that it blew up.

862
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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 5: I had to clean that.

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Speaker 11: It took me forever to clean that garage off because

865
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Speaker 11: you can't run the hose.

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Speaker 5: I mean it's frozen.

867
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Speaker 11: Yeah, so I'm out there with a hot water mopping bucket.

868
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Speaker 11: Oh no, scrubbing dog crap off my garage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Ellen, nobody wants homeless people in their suburbs. That's why

871
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Speaker 9: they don't live downtown or in Chicago.

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Speaker 14: Ah.

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00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 9: Yes, nobody lives downtown in Cleveland or Chicago. You should

874
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 9: tell these people weeds in a ghost town.

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Speaker 5: You tell all these people in these brand new buildings.

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00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 2: Yes, Elvihill right next door to us, what are you

877
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 2: doing here? We thought this place was empty. They're building

878
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Speaker 2: another one.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, right behind that where we pull in on Prospect.

880
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 5: That's nice, man.

881
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 9: Well they keep they made some big I was just

882
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 9: talking to somebody about this. They made some big show

883
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 9: about how that was going to be some new mixed

884
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 9: use thing. But then I think there was some kind

885
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 9: of graft or some kind of construction something happened where

886
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 9: like the money fell through. So I don't know what's

887
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 9: going to happen to that that big corner building there

888
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 9: at Prospect and Ninth.

889
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe they got it back up and running again.

890
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 9: I don't know, because they do see them looking like

891
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 9: they do something right behind us here, they're building some

892
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 9: residential building that's going to have like I think the

893
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 9: Urban Myers sports bar on the ground.

894
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the one I was talking about.

895
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 2: Oh that's what you're talking about.

896
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 5: Were you pull in right right right in our garage?

897
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 9: I thought you meant the one here on the corner

898
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 9: at ninth in Prospect, that kind of triangular Ballah. Yeah,

899
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 9: it was offices for decades and then they were like, oh,

900
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 9: we're gonna turn it into I mean, you know.

901
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 11: Well they were, I mean just recently they were doing

902
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 11: all that cleaning it out, so they must be gutting

903
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 11: it because they were doing They have all the dumpsters

904
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 11: in the road now, but they were, I mean days

905
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 11: they were taking what looked like the same office furniture out.

906
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, and full of people texting me that they only

907
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,439
Speaker 9: and you have a personal connection to this. They only

908
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 9: know Warwick, Rhode Island for the station nightclub fire.

909
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 11: See that it's not Warwick. That was West Warwick in Ohio.

910
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 11: I know they're the same to wes No, but they're not.

911
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 9: You know how people in Parma love to be confused

912
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 9: with Parma Heights and vice versa.

913
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 2: It's exactly the same. So yeah, West Warwick is its

914
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 2: own municipality, so now they are associated with that West Warwick. Yeah, yeah,

915
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 2: so Warwick. It's it's all together.

916
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 11: I lived in the town right next to West Warwick,

917
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 11: so I was two towns away from Warwick. That's where

918
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 11: the big mall is in the state for us, the

919
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 11: Warwick Mall. Warwick Mall.

920
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 2: They put in one of those golf simulators, kill.

921
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 9: A the golf simulators you know, out by me. That

922
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 9: was a kind of a source of consternation because they

923
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 9: took this mom and pop bowling alley over the past year.

924
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 9: They've been there for like forty years, right, and they

925
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 9: turned it into one of these FACCTA golf simulators. Because

926
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 9: again I've established where I live, there's a lot of

927
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 9: guys out there who think or whatever.

928
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 2: Fine, do you know the.

929
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 9: Same people who are bitching and moaning about wind turbines

930
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,439
Speaker 9: have no problem with them throwing up a goddamn top

931
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 9: golf right, Okay, fine, it's a blind in a landscape,

932
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 9: but golfer has got a golf. But my thought is

933
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 9: always I understand that people are nostalgic for things like

934
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 9: a mom and pop bowling alley, But I'm like, but

935
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 9: if you guys went there more than one every ten years,

936
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 9: it wouldn't be closing, right.

937
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 2: There is another side of that argument. Hey, special k Joe,

938
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: what's up? Hey New Year?

939
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 7: Allen?

940
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,280
Speaker 2: You too? Hey, crazy situation.

941
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 4: Uh, My sister lives in a kind of wealthy neighborhood

942
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 4: out in a suburb of Phoenix, and I was out

943
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 4: there for the holidays, and I've been going out there

944
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 4: once or twice a year for a while and saw

945
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 4: we I witnessed my first homeless man. And I asked

946
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 4: my nephew about it, and he's like, yeah, he started

947
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 4: coming around about.

948
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 2: Like a year ago.

949
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 4: And uh, they've kind of like the community has like

950
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 4: kind of helped him out.

951
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 2: He doesn't beg or ask for anything.

952
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 4: He lives kind of on the Indian reservation off on

953
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 4: the other side of a highway, but the local YMCA

954
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 4: has let him come in and take showers, offered him

955
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 4: showers businesses and like giving them food and stuff. But

956
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 4: I'm talking if you know the wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald,

957
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 4: this guy's like walking right by. This dude's old his

958
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 4: his old houses.

959
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 9: But I literally know Larry Fitzgerald. I knew him when

960
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 9: he was a player at pitt.

961
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I figured you probably would have. Larry Fitzgerald.

962
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 4: His first house when he went out to the Cardinals

963
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 4: is in a city called Awatuki.

964
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, and you.

965
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 4: Know the whole You don't get homeless over there because

966
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 4: there's a huge mountain range between Phoenix and Awatuki.

967
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 2: So not to say that all homeless or lazy, but.

968
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 9: A giant dumped right there at the main intersection in Phoenix.

969
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 9: Did you say special k that that that was your

970
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 9: first homeless guy?

971
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, in that community, Okay, I.

972
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 4: Mean it's like all gated communities, but the obviously aren't hated.

973
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 5: But and I it was just it was so cool.

974
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,919
Speaker 4: And then when my nephew told me that, like, yeah,

975
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 4: we help him out stuff, you know, if he never

976
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 4: asked for it, but people give him food when he's walking.

977
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 9: And I was gonna say, it's also a lot easier

978
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 9: for a community like that to pat themselves on the

979
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 9: back when there's one homeless guy.

980
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 2: Right, you go, oh, that's Jeff Right. You get an

981
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 2: influx of indigenous people out there, Jeff, Yeah, they get

982
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 2: a lot less liberal as the weeks go on. It's fantastic.

983
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 2: Healthcare life is good for Jeff. Right, Jeff's being taken

984
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 2: care of. Maybe he knew, maybe he did a little

985
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 2: bit of research and investigation, and maybe he knew. He goes,

986
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 2: all I gotta do is saunter in there, and I'm

987
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 2: gonna be uh living the life. Jeff's living in an

988
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 2: airstream somebody's backyard.

989
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 9: Thank you special k Yeah, Hobo Haven, thank you pill Alan.

990
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 9: Have you been bowling lately? It's insanely expensive. I'll never

991
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 9: do it again. Well I haven't, but it's expensive. You

992
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,919
Speaker 9: can go to a place like Main Event right where

993
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 9: there's like rope courses and bowling is part of whatever,

994
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 9: you know, pleasure dome they've got going on. But I'm

995
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 9: talking about like you go to a bowling alley. If

996
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 9: it's expensive, it's because, yeah, those places are trying to

997
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 9: hang on, so they're like it's ten bucks for shoes

998
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 9: or whatever it is.

999
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 11: You mentioned Warwick, there's a there's a fantastic mom and

1000
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 11: pop bowling alley. There a little candle pin bowling alley.

1001
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 11: Mm hmm and uh, I love that place. We would

1002
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 11: go there. I wouldn't say crazy often, but it was

1003
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 11: one guy opened the clothes old sign still had the

1004
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 11: you know, the prices on it. You'd get to get

1005
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 11: up and change it himself and pull the numbers off

1006
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 11: and stuff, and it was it was awesome. I loved

1007
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 11: going because that dude was great. Still smoke inside, didn't care.

1008
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 2: Did they have a pool?

1009
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 11: No, no, it's just just a straight ahead bowling alley, candlepin.

1010
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 9: A pool, yeah, I know, like pool, like the game pool,

1011
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 9: Oh billiards that kind of pool. Did they have like

1012
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 9: pool table? Did that bowling alley have a pool? I'm like, wow,

1013
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 9: what are they doing in park now? They had a

1014
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 9: small bar and uh and probably six lanes.

1015
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:49,720
Speaker 5: Yeah. Small.

1016
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 9: I didn't grow up with my parents bowling. My wife's family,

1017
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 9: did you know. So they were like, shoot, I didn't

1018
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 9: grow up in that environment. But like as I guy

1019
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 9: a little bit older, I would be with like friends

1020
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 9: or parents on a bowling.

1021
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 2: League or something. It was so fun.

1022
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:02,479
Speaker 5: That was great.

1023
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 2: I was dark, smoky.

1024
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 5: I never I had never.

1025
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 11: Even heard of like what ten pin bowling is like

1026
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 11: when you go any of those bowling always that's what

1027
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 11: it is, big balls and stuff. Yeah, it was always

1028
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 11: the small balls when I was a kid, it was

1029
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 11: duck pin or candlepin everywhere we were, well.

1030
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 2: Really they were when they're held on when the strings.

1031
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 11: No no, no, there's still full lanes. They just the

1032
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 11: pins are different. They're small, smaller pins. So candlepins are

1033
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 11: just long stick figured you know, uh pins all right?

1034
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 9: Oh, Dolly texted me Lady came to the police apartment

1035
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 9: with a bunch of tents.

1036
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 2: Dolly has called us before. She works for a local

1037
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: police department.

1038
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 9: Lady came into the police apartment a bunch of tents

1039
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 9: and said she wanted to donate them to the homeless,

1040
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 9: and the cop on duty asked her where she lived,

1041
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 9: and she set pepper pike and he said, why don't

1042
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 9: you set them up in your front yard, and I'll

1043
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 9: bring you some homeless people.

1044
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 5: It's a good question.

1045
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,720
Speaker 9: It's a really good question, she said. She walked away,

1046
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 9: not really happy. I was just trying to do something good.

1047
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 9: Well that's the trouble, right, even best intentions. Yeah, it's

1048
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 9: hard to do something good. Somebody will always complain anyway,

1049
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 9: long way around to say happy Dukie Melt day to

1050
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 9: you too.

1051
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 5: Wasn't that the name of that town in Arizona?

1052
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 2: Uh? Uh Ohatuca?

1053
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 5: Oh god, I thought it was Dukie Melt.

1054
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 2: This Doukie Melt Arizona, Arizona. Yep.

1055
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 9: I threw up the bat signal mentioning Roger, one of

1056
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 9: our beer chiefs there in Buffalo, and he did send

1057
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 9: me a new Lindy Corn ad that is on local

1058
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 9: television there.

1059
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 10: My client complained to her supervisor that there were swastikas

1060
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 10: on the bathroom.

1061
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 2: Walls, and he said, they're small and we don't have

1062
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 2: time to paint.

1063
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 3: Does this sound familiar?

1064
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 2: If so, call the law is Corn now. I will

1065
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 2: say thank you, Roger, I appreciate.

1066
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 9: I will say her commercials are a mix of I'm

1067
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 9: sure actual cases and things that she has completely made up. Yes,

1068
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 9: there's no one who's like, there are swastikas in the bathroom. Oh,

1069
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 9: they're small and we don't have time to paint. Right,

1070
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 9: there's a little bit of truth mixed in every kind

1071
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 9: of thing.

1072
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 5: They're small, we don't have time to paint.

1073
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,760
Speaker 2: And there's some of my finest work. But that's permanent

1074
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 2: black sharpie.

1075
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 5: You think I'm gonna write over that.

1076
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 2: Look at how good the angles are on that one.

1077
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, So listen, maybe something along those lines, maybe a

1078
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 9: version of that happened. But listen, you're trying to cast

1079
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 9: a broad net. You're trying to get people in, You're

1080
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 9: trying to get your information out to people. This is

1081
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 9: what I do, Me and my blue hair love Lindy Corn. Anyway,

1082
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 9: there's some poop news for you. That's a video on

1083
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 9: that Lindy Corn ad.

1084
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 2: Huh. I hadn't seen a video of hers in a

1085
00:51:58,920 --> 00:51:59,359
Speaker 2: long time.

1086
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 9: Well, he's sends me the video and then I run

1087
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 9: off the audio. Okay, so you know, but this time

1088
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 9: I was like, well, hey, it's right there. Why not

1089
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 9: when is little chesty?

1090
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, I never noticed she's got a rash.

1091
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 5: She is chesty.

1092
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,399
Speaker 9: We are exactly the kind of people who would get

1093
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 9: sued by her firm Rob You see, my client said

1094
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 9: that she was called chesty in her television commercial.

1095
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, sound familiar The Allen.

1096
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 3: Cox Show on one.

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Speaker 2: Everything is so expensive.

1098
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 3: Instead of buying new clothes, just wait for the rapture.

1099
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 2: He'll be surrounded by free stuff because, let's face it,

1100
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 2: you won't be going anywhere.

1101
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 3: Another life hack from The Allan Cox.

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00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 2: Show oneven WMMS.

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00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 9: I'm going to be premiering our first a little song

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00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 9: from Jess in a bit. Hey gee, I wrote a

1105
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 9: little dumb thing and had her singing nice yeah Kabali

1106
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 9: as in Indianapolis tonight.

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00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 2: You didn't sound excited, Jess, I'm pumped. Did you need

1108
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 2: me to go lay down some background vocals for you?

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00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 2: I don't. I've got a very rasty sound going right now.

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00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 2: If you want, I can throw on some Luther vandros.

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00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 9: I was gonna say, you really do have the uh

1112
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 9: you got the gravel going. This is even more so

1113
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 9: than normal, you know, like the only time I have

1114
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,240
Speaker 9: a cool voice is when I'm under the weather. You've

1115
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 9: already got the voice, and then when you're sick it goes.

1116
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 2: Even yeah, even better.

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00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 11: I'm a clip Rattler Plus at the moment, I'm like

1118
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 11: the subscription service.

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00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,280
Speaker 7: Hey, everybody, this Rob. I'm not feeling so well right now.

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00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 7: Oh I'll tell you what. Any way, my mom got

1121
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 7: recognized for your pa.

1122
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 2: AnyWho Ah. It's a little bit of fun, isn't the Hey.

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Speaker 9: Calves in Indianapolis tonight seven o'clock coming off at loss

1124
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 9: to Detroit. Night before last, Calves Pacers tonight six thirty

1125
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,399
Speaker 9: pre game on the Buzzard and you can also listen

1126
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 9: on the iHeartRadio app.

1127
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 11: And this is starting to get to like those must

1128
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 11: win games, you know what I mean. Like, it's not

1129
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 11: I understand there's still a lot of season left, but

1130
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 11: they gotta do something to turn this thing around.

1131
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 9: Well like they're yes, they're in the smack dab in

1132
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:36,919
Speaker 9: the middle of the pack.

1133
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 5: It's just not good.

1134
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 7: No.

1135
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 11: And then that, like you know you mentioned yesterday the

1136
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 11: coach blaming the benchley. It's a lot of bad stuff

1137
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 11: going on.

1138
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 9: That's why it's wild to watch the Warriors. You know,

1139
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 9: in the West, they're in pretty much the same spot

1140
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 9: we're in. That's a team that you expect to be

1141
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 9: kind of you know, perennial ass kickers and they're smack

1142
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 9: dab in the middle of the pack. Took Steph is sixty, now,

1143
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 9: you know what I mean? So I think that's part

1144
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 9: of the problem too, right, Yeah, I mean obviously I understand.

1145
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm gonna have to go backwards because I

1146
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 9: know they're gonna get fifty emails. He's not sixty years

1147
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 9: out stupid.

1148
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 5: I know, I know he's not sixty years old.

1149
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 11: I'm just saying he's he's in his advanced age for

1150
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 11: being an NBA Super sho.

1151
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 2: He's long in the tooth. Lebron as it were. Is

1152
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 2: Lebron still playing basketball?

1153
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 5: Yes?

1154
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, he plays for the Lakers. Okay.

1155
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 9: Stephen Curry was in a show. It was really funny

1156
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 9: and I don't know that anybody watched it. It was

1157
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 9: on for one season a couple of years ago on

1158
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 9: Peacock and I think it was supposed to be like

1159
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 9: a mockumentary. It was called Mister Throwback. Did anybody watch

1160
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 9: that show? You know who Adam Pally is, Uh? He

1161
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 9: does Jimmy John's commercials. He was on a show called

1162
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 9: Happy Endings, which was one of my favorite shows ever.

1163
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 2: I've seen that show. Yeah, and he.

1164
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 9: And Steph Curry were in the He plays a guy

1165
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 9: who fakes a charity to get Steph Curry to help

1166
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 9: him with a business or something. It was Adam Pally

1167
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 9: was Ego Nuotam who just left SNL and they got

1168
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 9: one season out of it, and I think it was

1169
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 9: the same creators of Happy Endings. But it was called

1170
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 9: Mister Throwback and if you haven't seen it, it's on Peacock.

1171
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 9: And I thought it was so goddamn funny. But I

1172
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 9: didn't hear one person talk about it. I didn't hear

1173
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 9: anybody even mention it. But and Steph Curry is like

1174
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 9: a main character in it, obviously, he plays a version

1175
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 9: of himself. He plays Adam Pally's character was a childhood

1176
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:25,439
Speaker 9: friend of Steph Curry, and he reinserts himself into his life.

1177
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 9: He's kind of a loser, he's kind of hapless, and

1178
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 9: he reinserts himself into his life as a grown man.

1179
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 9: I just thought it was a really funny show, but

1180
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,399
Speaker 9: I didn't ever talk to one person who had even

1181
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 9: heard of it.

1182
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah that show. Yeah anyway, calves tonight.

1183
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,240
Speaker 11: But now I do recall him doing like the press

1184
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 11: tour because people were like, do you want to talk

1185
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 11: to Steph Curry and I'm like, for what about basketball?

1186
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 5: No, he's got a shill call?

1187
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 2: Oh really?

1188
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1189
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 2: When was that a couple of years ago? A couple

1190
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 2: years ago?

1191
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 9: Wow, I didn't know that. No, I never heard. I

1193
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 9: never saw any press for it. You know, there's so

1194
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 9: many shows now on streaming services. Even if you're in

1195
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 9: one of these shows, I'm like, how do you get

1196
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 9: anybody to notice your show? You're like big name people

1197
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 9: in shows, and you go, okay, it's over there on

1198
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 9: Paramount Plus unless they're you know, you can see Landman

1199
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 9: billboards out on ninety West. But other than that, you know,

1200
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 9: unless you're clicking around part of the Tailor Sheridan Cinematic universe.

1201
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 11: I guess it's also I mean, that's the good thing

1202
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 11: about the world that we live in, though, is everything

1203
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 11: now is word of mouth, right, Like you say, hey,

1204
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 11: I watched this, I enjoyed this show. I'll throw it

1205
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 11: on and give it a shot, and then if I

1206
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 11: don't like it, whatever, you're on to the next thing.

1207
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 11: And then but when you're there, you know, there's a

1208
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 11: million different advertisements for different shows that are coming on.

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00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 11: I mean, I have every streaming network possible or streaming

1210
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 11: as possible, So it's like I just go through and

1211
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 11: I'm like, ah, that looks stupid.

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00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 2: I don't want to watch that. Did you watch that

1213
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 2: DMV show? Do we talk about that?

1214
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 14: Why?

1215
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 2: I am watching DMV?

1216
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 5: I like that a lot.

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00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 2: I like it. The dude from Righteous Gemstones, he's great,

1218
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 2: and Tim Meadows, who has had some kind of renaissance.

1219
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 2: Tim Meadows was gone forever and many in everything.

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00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 11: Dude, that freaking chair bit makes me laugh every single time.

1221
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 11: I know it's coming and I cannot stop laughing when

1222
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 11: it happens.

1223
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 9: They just have a running site gag in this show

1224
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 9: where Tim Meadow's chair just drops like he can't lock

1225
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 9: in and he just ends up like sitting close to them.

1226
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 9: They don't refer to it. It's just I love it.

1227
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 9: It's just like an easter egg. It's like a running

1228
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 9: site gag.

1229
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 11: Oh, it's so funny in the face that when it happens,

1230
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 11: he's just like so sad, yeah, dejected.

1231
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like that show a lot.

1232
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 9: And there's a handful of decent like network sitcoms, and

1233
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 9: that's one of them. But again, if you don't see

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00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 9: an advertisement for it, usually on on the home streaming service. Obviously,

1235
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 9: you're not going to see an advertisement for a Netflix

1236
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 9: show on Paramount Plus, so you already have to be

1237
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 9: watching that service or you're not going to see it.

1238
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 9: I think those are on CBS Network two and then

1239
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 9: they run them on Paramount Plus.

1240
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 2: But I don't know.

1241
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 9: I can't believe it took them this law to put

1242
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 9: advertisements up when you pause a show. As long as

1243
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 9: streaming services have been around, I can't believe it took

1244
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 9: somebody that long. Hey, how do we get them to

1245
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 9: see advertisements at every possible second? You can't even pause

1246
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 9: your show. Some genius, and it is pretty smart. Might

1247
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 9: seem annoying, but smart. Somebody goes, why aren't we putting

1248
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 9: up advertisements when they pause the show? That's they pause

1249
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 9: to go get something to drink or get something, or

1250
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 9: their kids screaming about something.

1251
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 2: They pause the show. As soon as you hit pause,

1252
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 2: there's an ad there.

1253
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, and that's smart, it's very smart. But I can't

1254
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,919
Speaker 9: believe it took them this long to do it because

1255
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,439
Speaker 9: they're not brand new. But you know what I'm saying,

1256
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 9: It's like it's twenty twenty six, but they came.

1257
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 11: Up with the idea of having a QR code for

1258
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 11: a commercial before that, you know, like you had a

1259
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 11: fifteen second commercial with a QR code. By the time

1260
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 11: you find your phone, you know what I mean, Like, oh,

1261
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 11: I got to rewind it. If you want to get

1262
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 11: the thing on it. This is great. I think it's smart.

1263
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 2: Speaking of QR codes, this is why nobody goes out

1264
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 2: to eat anymore, I'll tell you that much. And it's

1265
00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 2: not everywhere.

1266
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 9: And you understand why they use QR codes because printing

1267
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 9: paper menus is expensive and restaurants are constantly changing the menu.

1268
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 9: So I understand using that technology to make things easier, right.

1269
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 9: But the restaurant business, we've talked about it, and if

1270
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 9: you work in it, you know I did for many years.

1271
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 2: The margins are so razor thin.

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01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 9: If you're in the restaurant business, if you are not

1273
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 9: packed every night, you're losing money. So you're looking to

1274
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 9: save money every place you can. You're looking to make

1275
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 9: money every place you can. But there are more and

1276
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 9: more places. And this also goes to why you should

1277
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 9: really look at your receipt. The place that we went

1278
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 9: to in Toronto, one of the restaurants we went to

1279
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 9: was this tie place was the basement, the big place,

1280
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 9: but you went down under like a row of like

1281
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 9: retail brownstones, and down below was this tie restaurant and

1282
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 9: their menu was on a QR code. I happened to

1283
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 9: look at the receipt. I usually don't look at receipts, Rob,

1284
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 9: I'm not that a guy. I just take what they're

1285
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 9: giving me and I pay it, right, yep, me just curious.

1286
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 9: And I looked there was and again, it's not the

1287
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 9: end of the world, but there was a fee. It

1288
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 9: was a three with all the taxes and everything else,

1289
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 9: three dollars and twenty nine cent platform fee. And I

1290
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 9: asked the guy, Hey, what's that and he goes, oh,

1291
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 9: that's for using the QR code. I go, yeah, but

1292
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 9: we had to use the QR code. Why are you

1293
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 9: charging me to use the QR code that I have

1294
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 9: to use to see what your food is?

1295
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1296
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 9: He goes, well, you can ask for a menu if

1297
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 9: you don't pay the fee. I go, yeah, but I

1298
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 9: didn't even know that existed until right now. It's not

1299
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 9: like it was gonna argue with him and take it off.

1300
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 9: I thought it was hilarious. But that's the kind of

1301
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 9: crap where people go Jesus christ Man, I'm already getting

1302
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 9: nickel and dimed for every friggin thing.

1303
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna talk about a credit card.

1304
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 5: She well, that's there.

1305
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, people are used to that.

1306
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 9: I mean, I think most people aren't walking around paying

1307
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 9: paying their restaurant bill cash.

1308
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 12: Well, some people get so mad over it's like three

1309
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 12: point five or something percent credit cards.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Maybe, but I'm just saying people have been using credit

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Speaker 9: cards for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Lastform fee.

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Speaker 9: They're like, well, if you don't, I'm like, how would

1315
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 9: anyone know to ask do you have paper menus? Because

1316
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 9: if you did, you wouldn't be doing the cure. So

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01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 9: it seemed shady on the surface, but again.

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Speaker 14: It is.

1319
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 2: But they're also counting on.

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Speaker 9: People not looking at line items on their You know,

1321
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 9: most people are going to see if you know, if

1322
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 9: they had a dish returned and they want to make

1323
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 9: sure it's taken off. You're looking for something that you

1324
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Speaker 9: actively had a hand in.

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01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 2: I would have. I would just happen to be looking

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Speaker 2: at it.

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01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 9: Like again, I was a couple of glasses of plumb

1328
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 9: wine deep, so I'm looking at what they did.

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01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 16: Yeah, platform, hey, hey, what was this street down charge

1330
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Speaker 16: with platform, the platform that they used to scan the

1331
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Speaker 16: QR code.

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Speaker 9: I'm like, man, that is pretty slick, bro, pretty slick

1333
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Speaker 9: because most people are willing to pay for convenience.

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Speaker 2: But that's if it's given to you as an option.

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01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 9: If they tell in the waiter, did oh, you gotta

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01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 9: scan the QR code to get the menu?

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01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 2: Cool?

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01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 11: No problem, But that see, now that's where I'd be

1339
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 11: pissed because that was his opportunity to say, or I

1340
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 11: can grab you a printed menu if you want.

1341
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 2: One, because it's a fee right now.

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01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 9: He and he may have and I just didn't hear it,

1343
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 9: but I don't think he did.

1344
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 2: It was busy, busy? What charges you every time you

1345
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 2: do it?

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01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 11: Like, no, there's probably a flat fee the restaurant pays

1347
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 11: every month to have it up like that, you know

1348
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 11: what I mean.

1349
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 5: So you're paying to that whatever that fee is.

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01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:49,479
Speaker 12: I met, like, let's say Alan did it and then

1351
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,240
Speaker 12: like his wife did it to like scan the QR code.

1352
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 2: Would it charge them twice?

1353
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 11: No, I'm sure it's just a per table charge, right

1354
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,439
Speaker 11: they added on to the bill.

1355
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 9: That's a good question. But I saw it there one tie. Yeah, Yeah,

1356
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 9: it's pretty crazy. But I was like, okay, because there's

1357
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 9: more and more places doing that, right, Oh, QR codes

1358
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 9: got her menu.

1359
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 2: Okay.

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01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 9: And I don't know that every place does it. I

1361
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 9: don't know that every place that does it adds that fee.

1362
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:17,479
Speaker 9: But this place Shorten, it's like probably pretty slick boy.

1363
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 9: Yeah it's not cool man Stephen Canton talking about Saint

1364
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 9: Dennis Medical.

1365
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 2: That is another great sitcom that's on right now.

1366
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 5: That's what's his name?

1367
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 9: Who was all and Wendy mcclennon Covey who was on

1368
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 9: Reno nine one one. She was Beverly Goldberg for ten years.

1369
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 9: Very funny show.

1370
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 11: They're all shot a La office style, you know what

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01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 11: I mean, and that I love that kind of TV.

1372
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 2: I really really do, very very funny mockumentary style. It's

1373
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 2: very funny. That's a good show. So yeah, okay.

1374
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 9: So I was reading the thing on the article was

1375
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 9: is this real or is it just rude?

1376
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 2: And it was an article on something called time blindness.

1377
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 9: Now I didn't know if this was something that had

1378
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 9: been around and I had never heard of it or whatever,

1379
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 9: but I thought it was really funny. One of my

1380
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 9: pet peeves is tardiness for myself. I hate being late

1381
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 9: for something, right, I'm not somebody who gets freaked out

1382
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:17,840
Speaker 9: if somebody is late meeting me.

1383
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 2: You know, some people get really bent. You're telling me

1384
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,919
Speaker 2: your time is more valuable than mine when you show

1385
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 2: up late.

1386
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 9: And like, I get where you're coming from, and it's

1387
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 9: not the end of the end of the world. I

1388
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 9: My dad was one of those guys. On time is

1389
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,560
Speaker 9: five minutes early. Yeah, you show up on time, you late,

1390
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 9: And I get what he was, so he very much

1391
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 9: instilled beent in me. I if I'm running late, I'm

1392
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 9: anxious to the max.

1393
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 2: I hate it. But people who are.

1394
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 9: Chronically late are now saying that they have time blindness.

1395
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,000
Speaker 9: You know some people with face blindness, Right, it's a

1396
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 9: real thing. Your your brain doesn't process people's faces or

1397
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 9: knows blind is another. You know, you're kind of mixing

1398
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 9: up your sensory metaphors there. But nose blind is where

1399
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,080
Speaker 9: you're surrounded by something so regularly you can't smell it.

1400
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 9: I can't smell these pine air fresheners in here that

1401
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 9: I plug and rob because we're in her every day.

1402
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 9: But somebody from outside walks in, they go, oh, it

1403
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 9: smells so good in here. You don't smell it at all.

1404
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 9: I don't I smell it. I smelled it on Friday

1405
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 9: when I came in for the day because I hadn't

1406
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 9: been here in two weeks.

1407
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 11: When I think about it, if I like right now now,

1408
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 11: I smell it. But like just normal, I wouldn't say, oh, look,

1409
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 11: I don't smell it. I'm nose blind to it. It stinks.

1410
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 9: It stinks, and I love that smell. That's why I

1411
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 9: put it in here, you know. But I hate being late.

1412
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 2: But people are like, oh, I have time blindness.

1413
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, it might be a thing. I know that

1414
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,640
Speaker 9: there's some neurodivergence with people. I understand that, but it's

1415
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 9: also one of those things where once that phrase starts

1416
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 9: making the rounds, you're just gonna have a lot of

1417
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:02,640
Speaker 9: rude people going, oh, I have time blindness, Yes, because

1418
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 9: there's not. It's not like you have to look for

1419
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 9: a clock anymore. Right, you know what time it is

1420
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 9: every second of the day. You have a tiny computer

1421
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 9: in your pocket that tells you the time, or you

1422
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 9: got a goddamn Apple watch or whatever.

1423
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 5: Right, it's made up.

1424
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 9: I hate being late for stuff, And then you can

1425
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 9: go deeper. I mean some people will get into the

1426
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 9: get into the weeds with like you know, well there

1427
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 9: has to be an apology and all that kind of stuff.

1428
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 9: I just thought it was so funny that people were

1429
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 9: talking about time blindness.

1430
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:34,959
Speaker 11: I think people who are chronically late enjoy what being

1431
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 11: chronically late does.

1432
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 2: To them and to others. Draws the attention to them.

1433
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 11: It draws the attention, but it also it creates a chaos,

1434
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 11: It creates a drama, It creates that.

1435
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 2: Thing I hate being.

1436
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,840
Speaker 11: I'm like you, but I get I start to get

1437
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 11: mad if if we get inside of a certain window

1438
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 11: of time, like I know it's going to take me

1439
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:00,240
Speaker 11: forty minutes to get somewhere, and we've got I got

1440
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 11: forty one minutes.

1441
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, for real.

1442
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 2: Well, myself anxiety on that. I hate it.

1443
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 9: I also have to allow for the fact that there

1444
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 9: are a lot of people whose brains fire completely differently

1445
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 9: than mine. Because some of the people commenting were like, well,

1446
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 9: all of the things in life that you have to

1447
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,760
Speaker 9: balance are very challenging for me, and no matter how

1448
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 9: hard I try, I'm like, okay, blah blah blah. I

1449
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 9: get what you're saying, but you still know what time

1450
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 9: it is, yes, and I'm not talking about your lake

1451
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:31,280
Speaker 9: because you're in traffic. You know how long it takes

1452
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 9: you usually to get from point A to point B.

1453
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 11: And late because you're in traffic is also a failure

1454
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 11: to plan.

1455
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 5: Like again, well, unless it's a massive.

1456
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 11: Issue, right, you should always give yourself time for an issue.

1457
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, but if there's a four car pile up while

1458
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 9: I'm on my way, That's what I'm saying, Like, you

1459
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 9: can you you know you can. You can boot up

1460
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 9: your ways app or something that's going to tell you

1461
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 9: what's already happened once you're in it. But I just

1462
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 9: love time blindness because the first thought I had was,

1463
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 9: oh boy, this is gonna be the next thing everybody's

1464
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 9: gonna start wiping their ass with.

1465
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 7: Now.

1466
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so sorry, I'm late. I have time blindness.

1467
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 12: You what people who tell me I can just blame

1468
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,880
Speaker 12: it on the baby, but I'm like, uh, because in

1469
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:12,800
Speaker 12: the beginning.

1470
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,799
Speaker 2: It was really hard. But that is a great excuse.

1471
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:18,559
Speaker 12: It is, Yeah, because I'm you know, chronically late usually,

1472
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 12: but sometime, well.

1473
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 9: You're on time for the Allan Show every day, every day,

1474
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:28,120
Speaker 9: every day, you are on time, That's right, Rob, She

1475
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 9: puts the kid in the backseat in the car in

1476
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 9: the parking garage.

1477
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 2: She comes right in here. Yea that kid. He's got

1478
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 2: a bowl of water with a pack of Blogies, one

1479
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:37,759
Speaker 2: piece of bread.

1480
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 9: He's got a he's got a little uh feedback around

1481
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,280
Speaker 9: his neck with Cheerios in it.

1482
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 5: And you leave for the hamsters.

1483
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, got a little gulpy yep like you know, you

1484
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 2: got a.

1485
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 9: Miniossie and uh you know, she comes in here and

1486
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:59,439
Speaker 9: uh performs with us. If you listen on the iHeartRadio app,

1487
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 9: by the way, you can leave messages for us.

1488
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 17: Alan, Chris and Pittsburgh the show the other day, you

1489
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 17: were talking about the ataris and the woman mispronouncing it.

1490
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 17: Years ago, I traveled a lot for work and I

1491
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:14,680
Speaker 17: would listen to a college radio station in one of

1492
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 17: the towns, and the girl played a song and after

1493
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 17: the song she said that that was Depuchy Mode. I

1494
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 17: was going to but I wasn't trying to phonetically express

1495
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:26,599
Speaker 17: that words.

1496
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,400
Speaker 2: There's the one from Depuchy Mode.

1497
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, of Deputy Mode.

1498
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,720
Speaker 2: Oh they're so good now I was talking about and

1499
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,559
Speaker 2: by the way, I told that story before we left

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01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 2: for the break.

1501
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 9: I never heard from that woman. Yeah, I thought she might.

1502
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,679
Speaker 9: I mean, we're we're peers. Yeah, we're in the same business.

1503
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:45,679
Speaker 2: She probably was just like thinking you were being addxed.

1504
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:46,920
Speaker 2: But that's what I mean.

1505
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 9: I tried to soften the message so much that at

1506
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 9: one point I was like, this is.

1507
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,040
Speaker 2: You know, she's a grown woman.

1508
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:56,559
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, to last this long in this business,

1509
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 9: you got to have some you know, armor on her. Anyway,

1510
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:02,559
Speaker 9: if if you didn't hear me mention it before, I

1511
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 9: was hearing woman on satellite radio who was playing a

1512
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:08,080
Speaker 9: song by the Ataris, which they had They were kind

1513
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,800
Speaker 9: of a one hit wonder twenty years ago with a

1514
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:11,639
Speaker 9: cover of Don Henley's Boys.

1515
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 2: This summer.

1516
01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 9: They were like an emo punk band in their own right,

1517
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 9: but that was their big hit, the Ataris, And because

1518
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 9: most radio stations only have them listed without the she

1519
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 9: kept pronouncing it Ataris and I just sent her a

1520
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 9: DM I go hey, I gave her my bona fides

1521
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:31,559
Speaker 9: FYI because it happened. I heard it over the span

1522
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 9: of a couple of years, by the way, which to

1523
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,920
Speaker 9: me meant, oh, nobody she works with even told her,

1524
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,719
Speaker 9: or they're not listening to her or whatever.

1525
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,519
Speaker 2: And I said, hey, it's the ataris this? Jam me up?

1526
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,720
Speaker 9: I played it when it was new and three and

1527
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 9: screwed me up too. Nothing nothing from her.

1528
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 13: No.

1529
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,880
Speaker 9: I mean if that were me, even if I was

1530
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,680
Speaker 9: a little sheepish about it or embarrassed, I'd be like, hey,

1531
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 9: thanks so much. Maybe maybe man just didn't look at

1532
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 9: her DMS. Maybe it's that No. You could tell somebody

1533
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,760
Speaker 9: read oh she read it? Yeah, oh yeah, scene, they'll

1534
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,720
Speaker 9: say scene at whatever. Oh yeah she read right.

1535
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 11: Now, she's like this guy to tell me how to

1536
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,040
Speaker 11: pronounce the ataris right?

1537
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,599
Speaker 9: The hell's he think he is? I had an ataris

1538
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:09,080
Speaker 9: sixty four hundred yep. Well, and it's not a song

1539
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:11,640
Speaker 9: that I've heard all that often. So that's why I

1540
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 9: was so surprised. I was like, Jesus, two years ago

1541
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 9: I heard her do this, and in that span of time,

1542
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:17,680
Speaker 9: nobody she works with it.

1543
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,840
Speaker 2: Satellite radio corrected her. That's just like this place I

1544
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:21,960
Speaker 2: was post paying attention.

1545
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,719
Speaker 9: I know everybody's inn attention. Freebody's on their own.

1546
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:28,440
Speaker 2: I get it. Love Deputy mud though Depuchy modes fantastic.

1547
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:31,080
Speaker 9: They got that concert documentary. I think it finally dropped

1548
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 9: an apple. It was in theaters I didn't get around

1549
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:37,840
Speaker 9: to it, but my ex wife's best friend used to

1550
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 9: bang Martin Gore. I remember that really, because the band

1551
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,559
Speaker 9: is just him and Dave Gahan. Now, right, Andy Fletcher died.

1552
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:43,920
Speaker 2: I remember.

1553
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:47,799
Speaker 9: I was in a hotel elevator, I think in Toronto

1554
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:50,360
Speaker 9: when I heard somebody's texted me he said Andy Fletcher

1555
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:51,679
Speaker 9: died because a friend of mine is a big.

1556
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 2: Depeche Mode fan. And I was like, oh, that sucks.

1557
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,519
Speaker 9: Vince Clark he left Early Boy, right, he did Eraser

1558
01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 9: and the whole thing. But Depeche Modes in the Rock

1559
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 9: and Roll Hall of Fame they got in a.

1560
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 2: Few years ago. Love those huh A Deputy Mode, Yeah,

1561
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:10,320
Speaker 2: like that guy said Deputy But it was just like

1562
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:13,040
Speaker 2: a It was literally the name of like a French

1563
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 2: fashion magazine.

1564
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:16,520
Speaker 9: I think they just lifted the name of that magazine

1565
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 9: from like the sixties or seventies and just called their

1566
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 9: band that.

1567
01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:22,160
Speaker 2: So it was actually Depeche Mode.

1568
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I think I think it was a French

1569
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,479
Speaker 9: fashion magazine. I remember when I was in junior high

1570
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 9: and I was heavily in The Kiss and Iron Maid

1571
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 9: and blah blah blah, and I didn't have older siblings.

1572
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 2: I'm the oldest of four.

1573
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:38,000
Speaker 9: My friend's older brother was listening to like what would

1574
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 9: become alternative music. There was no name for it yet,

1575
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:44,160
Speaker 9: but my friend's brother was listening to People Are People.

1576
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, the he had depeche Mode. People Are People. I'm

1577
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,160
Speaker 2: Vinyl and I'm trying to listen to lick it up.

1578
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:53,640
Speaker 9: So I'm like, what's just lame gay you whatever. I

1579
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 9: didn't do that, but I mean I was like, ugh, yeah,

1580
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:56,960
Speaker 9: And then I got a little older, I'm like.

1581
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:57,759
Speaker 2: These guys are great.

1582
01:13:58,080 --> 01:13:59,120
Speaker 5: Oh, they're great.

1583
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,280
Speaker 9: Although there were so many bands that I started to

1584
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:05,400
Speaker 9: listen to simply because the girls I wanted to date

1585
01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:08,320
Speaker 9: in college like them, The Cure Depeche Mode. But then

1586
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:11,519
Speaker 9: you genuinely come to love those bands. And so even

1587
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:18,560
Speaker 9: though rob my relationships with those lovely women didn't work out, yeah,

1588
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 9: they left me with the gift of a lifelong enjoyment

1589
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:25,160
Speaker 9: of those bands.

1590
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:27,720
Speaker 11: Who is Susie in the band She's Why would I

1591
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:28,599
Speaker 11: care about them?

1592
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 2: Because I do? Okay, I love this band.

1593
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 9: Well because some of them I found on my own,

1594
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 9: you know, Cocktau Twins. I'm a big Cocktail Twins fan. Yeah,

1595
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:39,479
Speaker 9: But also I was appreciative and I didn't realize it

1596
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:41,640
Speaker 9: at the time because I thought they were all playing synthesizers.

1597
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 2: I didn't realize depeche Mode and the Cure.

1598
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,080
Speaker 9: I didn't realize they were playing instrument So I was like, Oh,

1599
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:47,200
Speaker 9: these guys are musicians.

1600
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 11: I always get to kick out of, you know, the

1601
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 11: mispronounced band stuff. People always try to tell you about Krungbin.

1602
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:57,280
Speaker 11: I just discovered this band. They're fantastic. Have you heard

1603
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:01,720
Speaker 11: of this kng Korrang Bond Kungbin?

1604
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:04,639
Speaker 5: No? I have not. I've heard of Krungbin. Yeah.

1605
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:05,960
Speaker 2: I like them very much.

1606
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,680
Speaker 9: I think if they're enjoying the music, they'll figure the

1607
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:09,200
Speaker 9: name out.

1608
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 1: No.

1609
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,320
Speaker 11: I think people are committed sometimes. Man, that's a far

1610
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,960
Speaker 11: second thing. Do you think so, I think so.

1611
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:15,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1612
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,120
Speaker 2: I don't think people care.

1613
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you can enjoy the music and not know

1614
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:19,639
Speaker 9: how to pronounce the name of the band.

1615
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 11: I think people forever have been mispronouncing things and they're

1616
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,040
Speaker 11: perfectly fine with it.

1617
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:26,800
Speaker 2: They just don't care if they like something a right, Yeah, Ei,

1618
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 2: they're a great band. How I missed them every time

1619
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 2: they're in town.

1620
01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:33,800
Speaker 9: I don't know Crungbin, Yes, Oh, they're great in town.

1621
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,639
Speaker 9: They were here like a month ago. I go, how

1622
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,360
Speaker 9: were they? They missed them again? I think they were

1623
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:39,200
Speaker 9: at the Beachland. Yeah, oh, I didn't know that. I

1624
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,880
Speaker 9: saw them at the Newport Jazz Festival sitting on a boat, Allan.

1625
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:46,120
Speaker 9: I saw them at ACL years ago because they were

1626
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,120
Speaker 9: like a local Austin band, I think, and they were

1627
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:49,680
Speaker 9: on one of the stages and I was like.

1628
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:52,439
Speaker 2: These guys are amazing, right, a great band. I'm like,

1629
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 2: who's this hipster black eyed peas band up there?

1630
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 11: Rio Speedwagon was the one I remember catching someone doing

1631
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:01,400
Speaker 11: up my old radio station and.

1632
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 2: Sade, Here's Sade, Here's Sade and Rio Speedwagon. God day?

1633
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:08,920
Speaker 2: You mean no, what did just call him? Though? Did you?

1634
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 2: Didn't you call him Oreo?

1635
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 5: No?

1636
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:11,120
Speaker 2: Areo?

1637
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 4: Are?

1638
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 9: But you thought it was a the periods, right, we

1639
01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:18,479
Speaker 9: talked about this. You thought it was Ario. Uh oh

1640
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,479
Speaker 9: Ario O Ario like A.

1641
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 2: I don't remember. It was such a long time ago. Yeah,

1642
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 2: we've forgotten about all that stuff.

1643
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Allen car Show.

1644
01:16:30,439 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 3: On one hundred points of.

1645
01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:36,479
Speaker 18: Little thing I love about the Chick fil A chicken

1646
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:39,160
Speaker 18: sandwich and new frosted sodas and floats is how well

1647
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,680
Speaker 18: they go together. You get that bowed flavor of the

1648
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:45,120
Speaker 18: coke mixed with the smooth deliciousness of the vanilla ice stream.

1649
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 18: Do you have a juicy filet and a smooth creamy float?

1650
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,519
Speaker 18: It's an awesome pairing.

1651
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:51,799
Speaker 2: Order a chickil a chicken sandwich and a new frosted

1652
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 2: soda and float at your local Chickili restaurant. Meal team

1653
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1654
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:06,840
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1655
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:10,960
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1656
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 12: their asses waiting for.

1657
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:13,439
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1658
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:16,960
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1659
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1660
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1661
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1662
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,640
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1663
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,240
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1664
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:46,680
Speaker 9: YouTube channel. Pre self explanatory. The Calves are in Indianapolis

1665
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:48,479
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1666
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:52,439
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1667
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:57,120
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1668
01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:01,240
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1669
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:05,400
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1670
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:08,000
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1671
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:10,519
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1672
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,799
Speaker 9: one of our bureau chiefs there in Pittsburgh. Amy listens

1673
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:22,439
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1674
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:25,360
Speaker 9: is in West Haven, Utah.

1675
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:28,960
Speaker 2: Thank you one and all. Hey Mark, what's going on? Hey? Well,

1676
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 2: how are you good?

1677
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:31,439
Speaker 1: Hate Hill?

1678
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:31,840
Speaker 5: Thank you.

1679
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:36,439
Speaker 1: A while ago, as we're talking about DJ's mispronouncing names,

1680
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:38,719
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to join in on these mocking

1681
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:42,040
Speaker 1: Recently here where I am, we had a local DJ

1682
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:44,080
Speaker 1: who had done for years and years and years retire

1683
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,559
Speaker 1: by recently I meaning back in the fall. But the

1684
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 1: new people who took over just have a problem with

1685
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:50,160
Speaker 1: pronouncing things.

1686
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,639
Speaker 5: It's not one, it's many.

1687
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:55,479
Speaker 1: Really, So this is all This is all the same person,

1688
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:59,799
Speaker 1: the lead singer of Chicago, Peter Cetera.

1689
01:19:00,439 --> 01:19:04,080
Speaker 9: Oh jeez, by the way, is that this person? Are

1690
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:07,040
Speaker 9: they twenty five years old? Are they new to the business?

1691
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:10,599
Speaker 9: I mean, Peter Satara has been around for a long time.

1692
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:11,920
Speaker 2: Here's can deal.

1693
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:14,439
Speaker 1: The guy who retired, I would say, as the bloomer,

1694
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 1: he's a little older than me. I'm just a high

1695
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 1: end gen X. The guy who took over is just

1696
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:23,559
Speaker 1: below me. He's low end Jenet. The problem is he's

1697
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:26,439
Speaker 1: got an assistant who is a gen Z whatever the

1698
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:29,440
Speaker 1: hell it is, and they are shoving gen Z down

1699
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:32,320
Speaker 1: and I can't stand it. But they kind of are

1700
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,000
Speaker 1: missing a lot of the older stuff. As you say,

1701
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:35,559
Speaker 1: they don't know some of the older stuff.

1702
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:37,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a gen X or the guy who's on

1703
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,439
Speaker 2: the where is this? Where are you?

1704
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:44,040
Speaker 19: I'm in hearin, it's a local station. I don't want

1705
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:44,680
Speaker 19: to throw anybody the.

1706
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:48,960
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's okay, okay to this is Uron Ohio.

1707
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:50,519
Speaker 7: That's correct.

1708
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:52,680
Speaker 9: I didn't even know they had local radio stations and

1709
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:56,960
Speaker 9: Huron rob same out on the way to stand this billy. Okay,

1710
01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:58,800
Speaker 9: But yeah, but I would think that the gen X

1711
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:01,760
Speaker 9: host would know Peter's Tara, how to pronounce it?

1712
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,000
Speaker 2: That guy has an assistant.

1713
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:05,400
Speaker 1: You would also think that the same gen X host

1714
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:09,840
Speaker 1: would know the mister Mister song, the.

1715
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:14,680
Speaker 9: One that that's somebody who didn't grow up that cathe yeah,

1716
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:15,679
Speaker 9: you grew up Catholic?

1717
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,720
Speaker 2: You know, Kirie a laser. Yeah, but they say the

1718
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,679
Speaker 2: name of the song eighty three times. They sure do.

1719
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 19: Not only you not only mispronounced it incorrectly like a

1720
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:27,519
Speaker 19: month or two ago where I added it again to

1721
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:29,680
Speaker 19: my wall of quotes from the idiot, but then they

1722
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,960
Speaker 19: mispronounced it differently this morning.

1723
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:33,160
Speaker 12: Wow.

1724
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:36,200
Speaker 19: Last time, last time they pronounced it as what was

1725
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:40,040
Speaker 19: it supposed to be Kurrie? Last time they said Kyrie

1726
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:46,160
Speaker 19: and then Kyrie basketball? Yeah seriously yeah, and then this

1727
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:47,400
Speaker 19: this morning they said.

1728
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:50,200
Speaker 5: Kiri and it was closer.

1729
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:53,200
Speaker 2: That's fine, same person.

1730
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:56,920
Speaker 1: So one of my favorite share songs is do You Believe?

1731
01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:00,360
Speaker 1: And apparently he likes it too, but apparently he think

1732
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:01,479
Speaker 1: says do you believe in love?

1733
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:02,000
Speaker 5: After love?

1734
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:03,559
Speaker 2: You believe in love?

1735
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:03,680
Speaker 14: It?

1736
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:06,760
Speaker 9: Okay, Well that's just a title issue, right there. Any

1737
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:10,120
Speaker 9: chance they believe is believe? Is there any chance that

1738
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:13,679
Speaker 9: he's trolling people or he's.

1739
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:14,799
Speaker 2: Having fun with people?

1740
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:19,360
Speaker 19: So, because so many of them have happened on multiple occasions,

1741
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,600
Speaker 19: it just I'm this quote while I'm referring to it

1742
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,880
Speaker 19: at my desk. I literally have like fourteen or twenty

1743
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:25,559
Speaker 19: of them on the walls.

1744
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:26,879
Speaker 2: I gotcha.

1745
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:35,400
Speaker 9: Wow, Well listen, stay vigilant. Mark's all right, thank you, Mark.

1746
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:39,040
Speaker 9: There's Mark out in Huron who knew that Huron had

1747
01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:40,320
Speaker 9: their own radio station.

1748
01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:44,760
Speaker 2: And again the guy as an assistant. His assistant said

1749
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:51,200
Speaker 2: this wrong. Maybe I'm an assistant. I'd love one, especially

1750
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,680
Speaker 2: if they know how to pronounce Peter Setara's name and

1751
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:59,000
Speaker 2: curiate Curie and believe in love after love. Huh. I'm

1752
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:02,200
Speaker 2: trying to figure out what radio station is M Mix

1753
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:03,120
Speaker 2: one oh two seven.

1754
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:04,679
Speaker 5: Maybe that's what I thought.

1755
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,000
Speaker 9: I don't know that radio station, but somebody texted me

1756
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:10,599
Speaker 9: and said, is probably Mix one oh two seven. Who's

1757
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:12,759
Speaker 9: on the air there? I don't know there's a country

1758
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:16,679
Speaker 9: station there. M yeah, I don't know anything that's going

1759
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:17,320
Speaker 9: on out there.

1760
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:20,639
Speaker 12: Maybe they just can't pronounce it, pronounce what I don't

1761
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:21,719
Speaker 12: know the words?

1762
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:22,639
Speaker 2: Wait?

1763
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:28,400
Speaker 12: What like if they like if they pronounced the name wrong, right, Cirie?

1764
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:28,880
Speaker 7: Right? Yeah?

1765
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:32,559
Speaker 9: Yeah, well right, but if they But his point is,

1766
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,160
Speaker 9: if you're on the air, should know how to pronounce

1767
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,360
Speaker 9: these things. Oh, I can't pronounce it right. But that's

1768
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,559
Speaker 9: a that's also a band. That is a song from

1769
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 9: the eighties. That is a forty year old song.

1770
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:44,800
Speaker 2: Right. It's like if you tell somebody the ending of

1771
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:46,559
Speaker 2: a movie that's forty years old, you don't have to

1772
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:47,679
Speaker 2: go spoiler alert.

1773
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,639
Speaker 9: It's been around for forty years. These are all These

1774
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,840
Speaker 9: are not new bands that they're playing, right, I'll still

1775
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:54,559
Speaker 9: get pissed though.

1776
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:57,200
Speaker 11: Why if you don't like, if you don't say spoiler,

1777
01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 11: who come on dune on a four?

1778
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 5: I'm with you?

1779
01:23:01,479 --> 01:23:02,400
Speaker 2: Wow? All right?

1780
01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:04,120
Speaker 11: Why would you say that? Why would you tell us

1781
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,120
Speaker 11: what happens if you don't know? By now?

1782
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,320
Speaker 2: What do you mean? He was dead the whole time?

1783
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:15,040
Speaker 2: He sees dead? Come on now, dude, poor guy, Pretty

1784
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:16,080
Speaker 2: soon he's gonna see himself.

1785
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,040
Speaker 5: Oh.

1786
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:22,960
Speaker 2: In a Cleveland station November's chill, a panel.

1787
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:27,160
Speaker 19: Appeared on the window sill with a circle cut out.

1788
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:32,559
Speaker 2: Oh what a sight. The mystery grew in the fading line,

1789
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:43,080
Speaker 2: snowflakes fallen, whispers grow. What's behind that panel's glow? That's

1790
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:43,920
Speaker 2: the glory?

1791
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 9: Remember this throwback two weeks ago, Festive Glory Hole.

1792
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:50,880
Speaker 5: I was wondering if we were ever gonna get to

1793
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:51,360
Speaker 5: hear it again.

1794
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:55,280
Speaker 9: Today is take down the Tree Day. And look what

1795
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,799
Speaker 9: they did back here in the corner.

1796
01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,000
Speaker 5: He's gone.

1797
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:00,320
Speaker 2: They came in this morning.

1798
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:02,760
Speaker 5: Isn't that sad?

1799
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,000
Speaker 2: I'm so used to seeing it, just didn't even notice

1800
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:05,439
Speaker 2: it's gone.

1801
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:07,439
Speaker 9: I was in here working and Amy comes in and goes, hey,

1802
01:24:07,479 --> 01:24:09,160
Speaker 9: is it gonna bother you if I dismantle the tree?

1803
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:12,639
Speaker 9: I go, no, Please go ahead. It's not like it

1804
01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:15,080
Speaker 9: was like obtrusive or anything. And get used to seeing it.

1805
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:20,800
Speaker 9: But take down the tree. Day is today? My tree

1806
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:21,400
Speaker 9: is still up.

1807
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:22,120
Speaker 7: Oh.

1808
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 5: I had to take mine down over the weekend.

1809
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:26,240
Speaker 2: It is kind of happens in stages.

1810
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:29,559
Speaker 9: It has been deornamented, all the ornaments have been packed up,

1811
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:31,519
Speaker 9: the lights are on, and the tree is still up.

1812
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 9: So I'll probably have to dismantle that tonight.

1813
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 5: It's always it.

1814
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:37,920
Speaker 11: Well, we have a real tree, and it's always a

1815
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,160
Speaker 11: bone of contention for me.

1816
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:41,040
Speaker 2: I'd like it to stay up a little longer.

1817
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:44,439
Speaker 5: My wife wants it out. It's gotta get out.

1818
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:45,600
Speaker 2: And I don't like that.

1819
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,400
Speaker 5: I like the hat. I like having the tree up.

1820
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:50,000
Speaker 2: It's nice till the end of the month. No, I

1821
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:51,760
Speaker 2: would wait that. I mean, it's a real tree, you

1822
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:52,080
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

1823
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:53,439
Speaker 5: So it's only gonna last so long.

1824
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:57,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be dead before. But like I just whatever.

1825
01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:59,040
Speaker 2: I come in the house and all the ornaments are off.

1826
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:00,800
Speaker 11: It, I'm like, find it, take all the lights off,

1827
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:02,920
Speaker 11: the star bring it outside.

1828
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:05,360
Speaker 9: I mean, the tree comes down before I take the

1829
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:06,519
Speaker 9: lights off the house.

1830
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:09,080
Speaker 2: Those stay up for a little bit longer because I

1831
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:09,479
Speaker 2: don't mind.

1832
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,120
Speaker 9: You know, my daughter was trying to get me to

1833
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:14,960
Speaker 9: really enjoy Christmas, and I really don't care about Christmas,

1834
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:18,760
Speaker 9: but I enjoy. She's a kid, so she should enjoy it.

1835
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:20,360
Speaker 9: It's not like I'm giving her a hard time about

1836
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:22,880
Speaker 9: enjoying Christmas. She really should, but I try to impress

1837
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:25,240
Speaker 9: upon her. I think it's much more exciting for you.

1838
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:27,320
Speaker 9: I'm like, there are adults who like Christmas, but a

1839
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:28,519
Speaker 9: lot of them are touched in the head.

1840
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:30,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, but I do like.

1841
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:34,400
Speaker 9: I like the ambient notes of Christmas, right, I like

1842
01:25:34,439 --> 01:25:35,960
Speaker 9: the lights, I like.

1843
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:41,400
Speaker 2: Kind of the I like the visual festivity of Christmas.

1844
01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:44,800
Speaker 2: I guess because she's like, what's the math Chrism?

1845
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:46,280
Speaker 9: I go, there's nothing wrong with it, I said, but

1846
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:49,200
Speaker 9: I associate it with adults being stressed the f out.

1847
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:52,360
Speaker 9: That's what I associate with Christmas, right, people who might

1848
01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:56,160
Speaker 9: not be able to afford things and they're expected to whatever. Sure,

1849
01:25:56,680 --> 01:26:00,240
Speaker 9: I said, that's what you know, I associate with Christmas.

1850
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:03,479
Speaker 2: But I'm like, but I like all the lights on

1851
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:04,000
Speaker 2: my nose.

1852
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:06,200
Speaker 9: I said, there's a reason that some people, you know,

1853
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:09,760
Speaker 9: they have like white Christmas lights up all year long, yep,

1854
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:11,320
Speaker 9: or even colored Christmas lights.

1855
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:11,479
Speaker 7: Right.

1856
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:15,559
Speaker 11: That's so, that's why I love Thanksgiving because it's it's

1857
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:18,040
Speaker 11: like you get the giving lights, no, but you get

1858
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:20,599
Speaker 11: the same kind of vibe out of Thanksgiving with the family,

1859
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,479
Speaker 11: that getting together, the niceness of it without all the

1860
01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:28,599
Speaker 11: crap and commercial nonsense of Christmas. It's a food holiday, right,

1861
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:30,800
Speaker 11: he just sort of chill, hang out. I know there's

1862
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:34,400
Speaker 11: no pretty lights and whatever, but it's still I like,

1863
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:37,519
Speaker 11: I really thoroughly enjoyed Christmas this year. My brother had

1864
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:40,439
Speaker 11: it at his house. He builds a skating rink in

1865
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:45,120
Speaker 11: in his yard. It's just it's it's your quintessential Clark

1866
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:48,479
Speaker 11: Griswold Christmas like, it's all beautiful. He's got a fire going.

1867
01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:52,439
Speaker 11: It's perfect, you know what I mean. And that's it's great.

1868
01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:55,760
Speaker 11: But I hate more than anything when you sit there

1869
01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:56,960
Speaker 11: for three hours opening gifts.

1870
01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:57,960
Speaker 2: It's just enough.

1871
01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:01,639
Speaker 9: I play along with Chris because I have a kid,

1872
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:05,200
Speaker 9: and I am in no way trying to give off

1873
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:09,000
Speaker 9: Scrooge vibe because I'm not anti anything.

1874
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,200
Speaker 2: I just don't care.

1875
01:27:10,479 --> 01:27:13,120
Speaker 9: So I'm excited for her when she's open and stuff up,

1876
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:16,160
Speaker 9: that's great. But I just stay I just go along

1877
01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,360
Speaker 9: and stay quiet. We had some family and so I'm

1878
01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:20,200
Speaker 9: kind of the logistics guy, right, I'm just trying to

1879
01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:21,479
Speaker 9: make sure the trains are running on time.

1880
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:24,000
Speaker 2: That kind of stuff. I don't care about all of

1881
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,439
Speaker 2: the other stuff. I'm not.

1882
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:30,320
Speaker 9: I don't get all missy over you know, friggin ice

1883
01:27:30,439 --> 01:27:32,960
Speaker 9: rinks and I don't care. It was nice, No, I

1884
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,080
Speaker 9: got it, Like I think it's great for people who

1885
01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:38,240
Speaker 9: like it. It's just nothing that's ever resonated with me.

1886
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,880
Speaker 9: But again, when my older kids are little, it's great

1887
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:44,759
Speaker 9: for them. My nine year old now, right.

1888
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:48,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, I The thing for me this year was it

1889
01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:50,080
Speaker 11: was it was more just like a visual thing, like

1890
01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:51,920
Speaker 11: I kind of took a step back and just watched

1891
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:54,400
Speaker 11: everyone sort of at Christmas, you know what I mean.

1892
01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:55,439
Speaker 5: That's I guess.

1893
01:27:55,439 --> 01:27:59,120
Speaker 11: That's what I'm saying is I would have been perfectly

1894
01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:00,880
Speaker 11: fine staying home to you know what I mean. But

1895
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:04,320
Speaker 11: I enjoyed what I saw, like with my brother because

1896
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:05,960
Speaker 11: our families were together for the first time in a

1897
01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:07,360
Speaker 11: long time, you know what I mean. So watching my

1898
01:28:07,479 --> 01:28:10,040
Speaker 11: kids interact with his kids and my mom being there

1899
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:13,080
Speaker 11: and it was like that old fashioned Christmas you remember,

1900
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:14,839
Speaker 11: So that's what I enjoyed.

1901
01:28:16,479 --> 01:28:18,360
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't have I didn't grow up with

1902
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:22,479
Speaker 9: extended family, so every holiday was my nuclear family and

1903
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:25,720
Speaker 9: my grandmother. So it was my mom and dad, my siblings,

1904
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:29,000
Speaker 9: and my grandma. So it's like I don't have. Fortunately,

1905
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:32,360
Speaker 9: my kids have lots of cousins, so that's great for them. Yeah,

1906
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:33,120
Speaker 9: you know, and it's.

1907
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:34,960
Speaker 2: Cool to watch them together the way they grow up,

1908
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:35,360
Speaker 2: and it's.

1909
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:40,120
Speaker 9: Great we have that a Thanksgiving, but all the other stuff.

1910
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:42,599
Speaker 9: So when she's like, oh, what's your favorite part of Christmas?

1911
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:47,360
Speaker 9: I go, I like seeing how excited you are, honey. Yeah,

1912
01:28:47,479 --> 01:28:49,760
Speaker 9: you're a kid, you're supposed to love Christmas.

1913
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:51,880
Speaker 11: It's also a great answer, though, you know, letting her

1914
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:52,800
Speaker 11: know that it's about her.

1915
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:55,120
Speaker 9: Well, and I said, you're also I'm always trying to

1916
01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:58,200
Speaker 9: impress upon her how fortunate she is in that way.

1917
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:01,959
Speaker 9: So there's a lot of people who are stressed out

1918
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:06,080
Speaker 9: at Christmas because they can't give kids what they want

1919
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:09,879
Speaker 9: or whatever. So the smart ones, honey, don't have any kids.

1920
01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:12,880
Speaker 11: So would your grandmother just sit there at at the

1921
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:15,439
Speaker 11: holidays and she was cooking in people names.

1922
01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:18,320
Speaker 2: Now, she hadn't a meme moan in her body.

1923
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:20,720
Speaker 9: She'd sit there in her My grand would sit in

1924
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:24,320
Speaker 9: her chair, and then my mom would like distribute the presence.

1925
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:26,720
Speaker 9: So we were all like around the room and we

1926
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:29,519
Speaker 9: were just sitting there and then pot because my mom

1927
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:33,680
Speaker 9: went just you know, shrimp house crazy for Christmas.

1928
01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:36,320
Speaker 11: So it wasn't your grandmother talking about you guys when

1929
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:39,040
Speaker 11: she said there were a bunch of a holes in

1930
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:39,360
Speaker 11: the house.

1931
01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:43,759
Speaker 2: It was that no Christmas.

1932
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:51,240
Speaker 9: My grandmother was one of those great old school Catholics, right, No,

1933
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:55,599
Speaker 9: not judge about anything, live and let live. A god

1934
01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:58,639
Speaker 9: fearing woman, sweet to everyone, walked the walk.

1935
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:01,519
Speaker 2: But no, she was not. Yeah, sure, once in a

1936
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:05,040
Speaker 2: while she get her dander up a bunch of ass souls, right.

1937
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:07,200
Speaker 5: I would assume she was talking about you guys.

1938
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:12,240
Speaker 2: Know she was still a human woman. But you know.

1939
01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:20,320
Speaker 9: What's grandpa chasing you around with what owner? I'm sorry, Grandma, Oh,

1940
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:25,760
Speaker 9: come on, that's not fun. They said that the guy.

1941
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,559
Speaker 9: I don't know if this story is true or not,

1942
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,960
Speaker 9: because they're like, nobody knows who it is. They're anonymous,

1943
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,920
Speaker 9: blah blah blah. The little blurb. Yesterday I was reading

1944
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:39,000
Speaker 9: about how that ten hour fireplace YouTube video. It was

1945
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:42,400
Speaker 9: uploaded one time ten years ago and it's generated a

1946
01:30:42,439 --> 01:30:47,160
Speaker 9: million dollars in revenue on YouTube, and YouTube has kind

1947
01:30:47,160 --> 01:30:50,840
Speaker 9: of changed their policy over the past couple of years

1948
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:54,040
Speaker 9: where you got to have a certain number of uploads

1949
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:56,519
Speaker 9: to their platform to be able to make money off it.

1950
01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:59,280
Speaker 9: This person I have to assume as grandfathered in, But

1951
01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:01,360
Speaker 9: I don't know who it is. Some people have done

1952
01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,960
Speaker 9: like this, like the guy's trying to figure out who

1953
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:06,760
Speaker 9: dB Cooper is. You know, yeah, they're trying to figure out.

1954
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:08,840
Speaker 9: I wouldn't think it'd be that hard to determine who

1955
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:14,000
Speaker 9: initially uploaded it. But the ten hour fireplace YouTube video

1956
01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:15,640
Speaker 9: that a lot of people just throw up on their

1957
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:18,360
Speaker 9: television over the holidays if they don't have a fireplace,

1958
01:31:18,479 --> 01:31:19,880
Speaker 9: or they want it in a room that doesn't have

1959
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:23,519
Speaker 9: a fireplace, and you know it, have we all used

1960
01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:26,920
Speaker 9: this before. It's just a picture of a fireplace with

1961
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:30,080
Speaker 9: the cozy sounds of the crackling wood and the whole thing.

1962
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:33,760
Speaker 9: It's the ambiance, the ambiance, and it's been up since

1963
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:36,640
Speaker 9: twenty sixteen, and they said that it has generated a

1964
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:40,080
Speaker 9: million dollars in YouTube ad revenue one hundred and fifty

1965
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:44,080
Speaker 9: seven million views, and that math doesn't seem to work out.

1966
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:46,719
Speaker 9: But I don't know, and they don't know who initially

1967
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:53,600
Speaker 9: uploaded it. And don't worry, it's in high depth. You

1968
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:57,479
Speaker 9: don't want to blurry fake fire place throws everything off.

1969
01:31:57,479 --> 01:32:02,639
Speaker 9: It throws everything off, And so they're not quite sure

1970
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:04,120
Speaker 9: who initially uploaded it.

1971
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:07,760
Speaker 11: Well, they had our version of it right with the

1972
01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:13,400
Speaker 11: different sounds. Wasn't it like a nine hour different type

1973
01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:15,559
Speaker 11: of sound thing that ram underneathing?

1974
01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:22,360
Speaker 2: Oh that one, yes, yeah, it was a ten hour Yes,

1975
01:32:22,439 --> 01:32:24,879
Speaker 2: it was a ten hour upload.

1976
01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:27,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the Alan Cox show yule log.

1977
01:32:27,439 --> 01:32:28,080
Speaker 2: There you go.

1978
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:32,160
Speaker 9: It was relaxing Diarrhea Sounds. I think was the one

1979
01:32:32,200 --> 01:32:35,840
Speaker 9: that you're talking about, Rob. Ten full hours and of

1980
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:41,439
Speaker 9: course there's crackling wood underneath, and even if you're in

1981
01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:47,679
Speaker 9: a this would be Assmr Rob. I don't know who

1982
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:51,720
Speaker 9: needs that. I don't know who is calmed by this.

1983
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:54,960
Speaker 9: I mean there's a timer on it. We're at nine hours,

1984
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:59,920
Speaker 9: thirty one minutes and twenty three seconds. Somebody uploaded ten

1985
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:03,519
Speaker 9: hours of this and then sent it to me. It's

1986
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:11,040
Speaker 9: entitled Relaxing Diarrhea Sounds the ten hour version, which leads

1987
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:13,880
Speaker 9: me to believe there's a shorter one, but possibly an

1988
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:19,519
Speaker 9: even longer one too. And boy, pity the poor man,

1989
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:23,080
Speaker 9: woman and child who had to contribute to this AnyWho

1990
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:25,320
Speaker 9: if you know it was ten hours?

1991
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:35,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, that's not our yule log, nothing log

1992
01:33:35,439 --> 01:33:35,800
Speaker 2: about it.

1993
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:39,040
Speaker 9: You just put that on in the background and your family.

1994
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:40,320
Speaker 2: You don't say anything.

1995
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:46,800
Speaker 9: The clinking of glasses and the noise of diarrhea in

1996
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:51,360
Speaker 9: the background. That is some subliminal advertising there for whatever

1997
01:33:51,439 --> 01:33:55,360
Speaker 9: food is coming up later on in the evening.

1998
01:33:56,400 --> 01:34:01,400
Speaker 2: Oh, Grandma, no more fruitcake for you. Boy.

1999
01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:07,120
Speaker 3: The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven MS.

2000
01:34:08,680 --> 01:34:10,879
Speaker 2: When the world just seems too.

2001
01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:15,639
Speaker 8: Crazy, gaze into the eyes of a child because you'll

2002
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:19,599
Speaker 8: probably find a bugger and man, is that a hoof?

2003
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:30,080
Speaker 8: Allen Cock Show on one hundred point seven WMMS.

2004
01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:37,960
Speaker 9: Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven.

2005
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:41,360
Speaker 9: Want to join us live or eight hundred three four

2006
01:34:41,439 --> 01:34:44,360
Speaker 9: eight one double oh seven three five one nine two

2007
01:34:45,240 --> 01:34:51,000
Speaker 9: send me a text. Listen on the iHeartRadio app if

2008
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:54,360
Speaker 9: that's available to you. A podcast you can pick up

2009
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:57,040
Speaker 9: anywhere podcasts come down. If you want to listen to

2010
01:34:57,040 --> 01:34:59,000
Speaker 9: the show live, do it in the app there, and

2011
01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:03,360
Speaker 9: you have the added benefit quote unquote of being able

2012
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:06,400
Speaker 9: to drop messages for us on the talkback button. Although

2013
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:11,640
Speaker 9: that's a little choppy today. The talkback platform is experiencing

2014
01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:12,679
Speaker 9: a lot of hiccups today.

2015
01:35:13,479 --> 01:35:19,040
Speaker 2: But are you excited, Dave Live? All right? Yep?

2016
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:23,800
Speaker 9: Cavalier's tonight in Indianapolis and last night off look at

2017
01:35:23,840 --> 01:35:27,880
Speaker 9: their wounds from that loss of the Detroit Pistons. Pacers

2018
01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:32,080
Speaker 9: though less of a formidable team all things being equal,

2019
01:35:32,360 --> 01:35:35,839
Speaker 9: Calves Pacers tonight seven o'clock, thirty minutes prior your pre

2020
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:42,760
Speaker 9: game coverage on your FM home for Cleveland Cavalier's basketball.

2021
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:59,800
Speaker 2: One other points of a double sighting throwback there.

2022
01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:05,440
Speaker 9: I mentioned before Rob our good friend and iHeartMedia colleague

2023
01:36:05,840 --> 01:36:12,080
Speaker 9: Ryan John Seacrest is uh oh, he's quite accomplished. He's tiny,

2024
01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:17,000
Speaker 9: but he's got his own line of suits. And wouldn't

2025
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:21,320
Speaker 9: you know it a huge ratings win for New Year's

2026
01:36:21,479 --> 01:36:24,599
Speaker 9: Rock and Eve. You know they still slapped Dick Clark's

2027
01:36:24,680 --> 01:36:27,439
Speaker 9: name on that because that's how it was branded, right.

2028
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:31,439
Speaker 9: Ryan Seacrest basically just took over for Dick Clark, and

2029
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:33,600
Speaker 9: I think he had the foresight to be like, I

2030
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:36,639
Speaker 9: don't care what you call it. You're paying me how much.

2031
01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:39,840
Speaker 9: I don't care what you call it. You can call

2032
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:42,240
Speaker 9: it the ball drop ass wipe for all I care.

2033
01:36:42,840 --> 01:36:44,439
Speaker 9: You cut me a check for a cool mill.

2034
01:36:44,840 --> 01:36:45,839
Speaker 2: At the end of the night.

2035
01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:51,680
Speaker 9: In Parma, they dropped a perogi that was pretty d

2036
01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:56,880
Speaker 9: I wish i'd been there for that. Yes, what, Yeah?

2037
01:36:56,920 --> 01:37:00,479
Speaker 9: My New Year's Eve was extraordinarily low key. I think

2038
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:03,360
Speaker 9: maybe next year I'll do something for New Year's Eve. Maybe,

2039
01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:05,679
Speaker 9: but this year very very low key.

2040
01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:10,680
Speaker 2: And uh, I don't think that. I don't know what

2041
01:37:10,760 --> 01:37:11,519
Speaker 2: show I clicked on.

2042
01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:15,200
Speaker 9: Maybe I did click on Seacrest at ten to midnight,

2043
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:19,960
Speaker 9: but his New Year's Rock and Eve huge. That was

2044
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:23,519
Speaker 9: the big ratings winner because he's there. In Times Square

2045
01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:26,439
Speaker 9: they had Diana Ross. I don't know where she's been

2046
01:37:27,439 --> 01:37:33,200
Speaker 9: upside down thirty wmms Rob on social media.

2047
01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:35,000
Speaker 5: Thank you, Thank you, sir.

2048
01:37:36,479 --> 01:37:40,679
Speaker 9: Thirty million viewers tuned in at midnight. Have you ever

2049
01:37:40,720 --> 01:37:44,920
Speaker 9: met any maybe you've done it. They're coming from New England.

2050
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:47,160
Speaker 9: You ever done the Times Square New Year's Eve thing?

2051
01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:47,519
Speaker 5: I have not.

2052
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:50,360
Speaker 11: My sister in law did. I never have had an

2053
01:37:50,439 --> 01:37:51,320
Speaker 11: ounce of interest to do.

2054
01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:55,040
Speaker 2: Is it true that there's people in diapers. Absolutely okay,

2055
01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:56,719
Speaker 2: because they were just on the street.

2056
01:37:56,760 --> 01:38:00,120
Speaker 9: Maybe put people in pens like that morning, right, and

2057
01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:01,519
Speaker 9: then you're there all day long.

2058
01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:03,559
Speaker 2: Yep, you don't move at all.

2059
01:38:03,640 --> 01:38:06,320
Speaker 9: No, No, I don't understand the appeal of that, other

2060
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:09,240
Speaker 9: than to say I was in Times Square for New

2061
01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:12,200
Speaker 9: Year's Eve, that's it, which sounds like a cool story, wow,

2062
01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:16,840
Speaker 9: unless people know the details of what that entails. Right,

2063
01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:19,280
Speaker 9: and then you go, So you are just standing there

2064
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:23,240
Speaker 9: in a gated pen for twelve, fifteen, twenty hours.

2065
01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:25,720
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, now it's not like you can see

2066
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:27,799
Speaker 11: they let people in. It's kind of like in stages

2067
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:30,080
Speaker 11: and stuff. Now, it's not like the cattle call it

2068
01:38:30,160 --> 01:38:32,320
Speaker 11: used to be. They would pretty much just open up

2069
01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:35,400
Speaker 11: Times Square and people would just rush in and then

2070
01:38:35,439 --> 01:38:36,080
Speaker 11: you couldn't leave.

2071
01:38:36,400 --> 01:38:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way it should be. I disagree.

2072
01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:42,000
Speaker 5: No, thank you make it fun.

2073
01:38:42,280 --> 01:38:45,240
Speaker 9: You think if you're in there, you should stay in there.

2074
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:48,000
Speaker 9: It should be an endurance test, that's what you're saying.

2075
01:38:48,080 --> 01:38:52,880
Speaker 5: Round I guess, I mean that's just not for me. No, thanks.

2076
01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:55,599
Speaker 11: There's plenty of places all around there you can stand

2077
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:56,719
Speaker 11: and watch and rent, and.

2078
01:38:57,560 --> 01:39:00,400
Speaker 9: So I'm curious why so many people. May it had

2079
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:02,880
Speaker 9: to do with just fewer people going out for New

2080
01:39:02,920 --> 01:39:06,799
Speaker 9: Year's Eve, because they said last year the Ryan Seacrest

2081
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:09,679
Speaker 9: New Year's Eve show twenty two point two million viewers.

2082
01:39:09,680 --> 01:39:12,639
Speaker 9: This year thirty million viewers. Thirty five percent increases the.

2083
01:39:12,560 --> 01:39:15,120
Speaker 2: Same people that do our ratings four years hot stuff.

2084
01:39:15,479 --> 01:39:19,320
Speaker 11: Nilsen Neils Yeah, one person counts for seventy two thousand

2085
01:39:19,320 --> 01:39:20,679
Speaker 11: people or some town somewhere.

2086
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, all seventy two thousand were watching.

2087
01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:26,479
Speaker 9: It throwing darts. Yeah, now that's an all night affair.

2088
01:39:26,560 --> 01:39:28,559
Speaker 9: So New Year's Rock and Eve was also the winner

2089
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:33,000
Speaker 9: in primetime eight to ten, and then you get into

2090
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:35,439
Speaker 9: those last couple of hours there.

2091
01:39:36,920 --> 01:39:39,719
Speaker 11: I just watched a couple of minutes of Andy Cohen

2092
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:42,519
Speaker 11: and Anderson Cooper. That was the extent of what I watched.

2093
01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:46,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, but they said the bulk of Ryan Seacrest's audience

2094
01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:49,080
Speaker 9: stuck around until nearly two am.

2095
01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:51,920
Speaker 11: It's over there on ABC. But how did they know

2096
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:54,160
Speaker 11: anybody was watching it? Fell asleep with the television on.

2097
01:39:54,439 --> 01:39:56,280
Speaker 11: It's all that means.

2098
01:39:56,880 --> 01:40:00,680
Speaker 9: Well, A good friend of mine who from Pittsburgh, she's

2099
01:40:00,680 --> 01:40:03,040
Speaker 9: still there and she texted me and she's like, Hey,

2100
01:40:03,680 --> 01:40:05,160
Speaker 9: happy New Year, miss you.

2101
01:40:05,560 --> 01:40:07,800
Speaker 2: You know, I'm so glad we're friends. Blah blah blah.

2102
01:40:07,840 --> 01:40:11,080
Speaker 9: And the reason she was texting me was because she goes,

2103
01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:14,280
Speaker 9: I'll never make it to midnight. Now, she's a little

2104
01:40:14,280 --> 01:40:17,160
Speaker 9: bit younger than me, and she was like ready to

2105
01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:20,240
Speaker 9: cack out. She was planning to cack out like around

2106
01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:22,679
Speaker 9: eight or nine o'clock. And I'm like, is it really

2107
01:40:22,680 --> 01:40:24,280
Speaker 9: that big of a deal. You do whatever you want

2108
01:40:24,320 --> 01:40:26,080
Speaker 9: to do. But I'm just surprised at how many people

2109
01:40:26,080 --> 01:40:27,840
Speaker 9: are like, oh, I'll never make it to midnight. I'm like,

2110
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:30,280
Speaker 9: what are you seventy You're not gonna make it to midnight.

2111
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:31,040
Speaker 5: I took a nap.

2112
01:40:31,120 --> 01:40:33,439
Speaker 9: My nine year old wanted to hang out until two

2113
01:40:33,439 --> 01:40:34,000
Speaker 9: in the morning.

2114
01:40:34,320 --> 01:40:36,960
Speaker 2: I slept from like ten to eleven fifteen or something

2115
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:38,599
Speaker 2: like that. Shit did yeah at night?

2116
01:40:38,920 --> 01:40:40,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, and then I got up and I opened a

2117
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:41,560
Speaker 11: bottle of champagne.

2118
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:45,360
Speaker 2: Wait, you took a ten pm nap? Yeah? Yeah? But

2119
01:40:45,439 --> 01:40:48,240
Speaker 2: then when midnight comes, aren't you awake?

2120
01:40:48,439 --> 01:40:48,679
Speaker 1: No?

2121
01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:51,400
Speaker 2: Oh, you go right back to Seoh yeah, oh yeah,

2122
01:40:51,400 --> 01:40:52,720
Speaker 2: this was a tip of the iceberg. Dude.

2123
01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:54,200
Speaker 5: Oh that's no night time for me.

2124
01:40:54,400 --> 01:40:54,879
Speaker 2: Okay.

2125
01:40:55,439 --> 01:40:58,400
Speaker 11: I got up a happy New Year, Pop, little Champagne,

2126
01:40:58,600 --> 01:40:59,720
Speaker 11: gotcha Happy New Year?

2127
01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:03,479
Speaker 5: Ma back out, Oh, finish the bottle.

2128
01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:10,519
Speaker 2: The next day, yep, where's Robbie, he's out, he's unk.

2129
01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:13,800
Speaker 2: We were watching the twilight Zone rolled over.

2130
01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:14,160
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2131
01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:16,160
Speaker 9: I have friends that do that. Love that Twilight Zone marathon.

2132
01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:17,720
Speaker 9: Oh oh my god, dude, it's the greatest thing. That's

2133
01:41:17,720 --> 01:41:18,000
Speaker 9: what we do.

2134
01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:21,000
Speaker 11: I make a ton of appetizers, right, tons of food,

2135
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:23,519
Speaker 11: and then we just sort of grazed over the course

2136
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:26,120
Speaker 11: of two days watching Twilight Zone episodes. The greatest thing

2137
01:41:26,120 --> 01:41:26,840
Speaker 11: in the world.

2138
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:29,839
Speaker 2: I usually end up eating less on vacation.

2139
01:41:30,040 --> 01:41:32,320
Speaker 9: I kind of go the other way just because I'm

2140
01:41:32,439 --> 01:41:35,559
Speaker 9: I don't have this normal everyday schedule that I have here,

2141
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:39,479
Speaker 9: and I'm pretty regimented. But boy, like the day after

2142
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:43,400
Speaker 9: Christmas or that, I everything that was in my purview

2143
01:41:43,439 --> 01:41:45,920
Speaker 9: I was eating. And I know it's because there's just

2144
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:48,920
Speaker 9: more stuff around this time of year, but there's like

2145
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:53,640
Speaker 9: cookies and there was like this orange cranberry pie that

2146
01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:54,160
Speaker 9: we had.

2147
01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:56,800
Speaker 2: I was like, Jesus Christ, Yeah, it's I'm the game.

2148
01:41:57,000 --> 01:41:58,639
Speaker 2: Five pounds at the end of this guy, damn.

2149
01:41:58,640 --> 01:41:59,519
Speaker 5: Oh, I definitely did.

2150
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:01,280
Speaker 11: But I I mean, at the same time, I don't

2151
01:42:01,560 --> 01:42:03,360
Speaker 11: eat as much as I know it, but used to,

2152
01:42:03,479 --> 01:42:03,920
Speaker 11: you know what I mean?

2153
01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:06,360
Speaker 2: So like I was eating lousy for me? What that

2154
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:07,120
Speaker 2: looks like now?

2155
01:42:07,320 --> 01:42:07,720
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?

2156
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:09,200
Speaker 2: It's not like what I used to do. Well, because

2157
01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:10,680
Speaker 2: you lost a lot of weight I did. How'd you

2158
01:42:10,720 --> 01:42:12,360
Speaker 2: do that? Oh? Very simple?

2159
01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:15,080
Speaker 11: Actually I started working with the good people at mentality Health.

2160
01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:18,439
Speaker 11: You can find out for yourself at mentalityhealth dot com.

2161
01:42:19,160 --> 01:42:22,320
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, that's all. Well, I all it took almost

2162
01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:26,760
Speaker 2: forty pounds Alan, Hey, yeah, I mean almost.

2163
01:42:27,160 --> 01:42:27,400
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2164
01:42:27,560 --> 01:42:29,960
Speaker 11: It's not a big deal yet. Once I hit that

2165
01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:31,720
Speaker 11: forty number then we can talk about it. But right

2166
01:42:31,720 --> 01:42:35,759
Speaker 11: now I'm still just a loser of thirty seven pounds.

2167
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:36,120
Speaker 2: Bitch.

2168
01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:40,720
Speaker 9: Wmms rob over there on Alan Parbo was awesome New

2169
01:42:40,800 --> 01:42:42,960
Speaker 9: Year's Eve. There was a blizzard, there was a barfight.

2170
01:42:43,040 --> 01:42:47,000
Speaker 9: I stole a baby. Jesus, how about that.

2171
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:48,479
Speaker 5: It's probably not a great thing.

2172
01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:51,240
Speaker 2: Eh, it's a I don't think he means a real baby.

2173
01:42:52,479 --> 01:42:54,439
Speaker 9: How do you know it doesn't mean baby? Jesus of

2174
01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:57,280
Speaker 9: that too? Kid missing? We drop kicked that baby? Yeah,

2175
01:42:57,439 --> 01:42:59,599
Speaker 9: just like what's his name? Said Leon? RedBull?

2176
01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:04,000
Speaker 2: Drop kicking kick a baby? No and cares.

2177
01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:07,720
Speaker 5: Faith was there our our traffic. Yeah, she she was

2178
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:10,040
Speaker 5: at the Perogi drop love it.

2179
01:43:10,080 --> 01:43:13,120
Speaker 2: Where was this that? Like Parmetown Mall, No.

2180
01:43:14,200 --> 01:43:16,280
Speaker 9: Like Sloppy Bobs or something. I don't know who did it,

2181
01:43:16,320 --> 01:43:19,040
Speaker 9: but oh, I know that bar. I don't know if

2182
01:43:19,040 --> 01:43:21,400
Speaker 9: that's where it was, but you know it it looked

2183
01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:22,720
Speaker 9: like the video of the I saw it looked like

2184
01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:24,519
Speaker 9: it was just in one of those Parma bars.

2185
01:43:24,560 --> 01:43:24,840
Speaker 20: You know.

2186
01:43:26,840 --> 01:43:30,080
Speaker 12: That whole State Road is full of bars. Yeah, they

2187
01:43:30,080 --> 01:43:32,280
Speaker 12: do the bar crawls. Yeah, we did a bar crawl

2188
01:43:32,320 --> 01:43:34,840
Speaker 12: a couple of years ago on State Road. Kirtman was

2189
01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:35,240
Speaker 12: doing one.

2190
01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:36,559
Speaker 5: I'm pushing for.

2191
01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:39,240
Speaker 2: That's some really good dive bars down there that stretch

2192
01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:40,120
Speaker 2: of State Road.

2193
01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:43,920
Speaker 5: It happened at Sloppy Bob's, did it. Yep?

2194
01:43:43,960 --> 01:43:47,080
Speaker 2: There you go. That was a dart throw on my

2195
01:43:47,120 --> 01:43:52,200
Speaker 2: part paper mache. Yeah, it was like a tiny thing

2196
01:43:52,280 --> 01:43:52,880
Speaker 2: that dropped.

2197
01:43:53,160 --> 01:43:55,400
Speaker 11: That was the world's largest perogian than everybody ate it

2198
01:43:55,520 --> 01:44:00,160
Speaker 11: at the end, a Guinness World Record sized perogan.

2199
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:01,360
Speaker 2: Bucket full of sour cream.

2200
01:44:02,560 --> 01:44:02,760
Speaker 19: Alan.

2201
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Speaker 9: I was in Time Square for the ball drop. It

2202
01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:07,639
Speaker 9: was in my marine dress blues uniform. It plase barricades

2203
01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:09,800
Speaker 9: open up for me and my spouse, Well, thank you

2204
01:44:09,880 --> 01:44:14,160
Speaker 9: for your service. Diapers here. The subway back after the

2205
01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:16,400
Speaker 9: ball drop was hell on earth. Oh yeah, because then

2206
01:44:16,479 --> 01:44:19,240
Speaker 9: everybody goes subterranean, right, and everybody's trying to get back

2207
01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 9: on the train. Alan, I'm seventy five and I was

2208
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:25,960
Speaker 9: up until one fifteen.

2209
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Speaker 2: Oh God for you. Well listen, I didn't know it

2210
01:44:30,120 --> 01:44:33,040
Speaker 2: was a contest. You're trying to prove. That's great. I'm

2211
01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:35,040
Speaker 2: so happy for people that can do that. I like

2212
01:44:35,120 --> 01:44:36,000
Speaker 2: to be in bed early.

2213
01:44:37,880 --> 01:44:40,720
Speaker 9: There was a thing too that dropped technically when we

2214
01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:44,879
Speaker 9: were at necktep in holiday parties, but it probably applies,

2215
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:48,200
Speaker 9: you know, no matter what your social event calendar is,

2216
01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:51,879
Speaker 9: don't have any more than two drinks at a party.

2217
01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:52,280
Speaker 2: Now.

2218
01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:54,960
Speaker 9: I don't know if this was an etiquette column or

2219
01:44:55,000 --> 01:45:01,000
Speaker 9: what it was. That to me sounds ridiculous. I would say,

2220
01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:04,000
Speaker 9: don't have fewer than two. But this person was like,

2221
01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:06,960
Speaker 9: the optimum number of drinks to have at a party

2222
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:09,280
Speaker 9: so you'll have a good time and won't make an

2223
01:45:09,360 --> 01:45:11,879
Speaker 9: a whole out of yourself is two drinks.

2224
01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:14,559
Speaker 5: I'm like, really, I don't think that's right.

2225
01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:18,240
Speaker 11: I think it depends on what the drinks are, depends

2226
01:45:18,280 --> 01:45:21,160
Speaker 11: on what the drinks are Hendricks and Tonic with a

2227
01:45:21,240 --> 01:45:22,800
Speaker 11: line not enough?

2228
01:45:22,880 --> 01:45:23,040
Speaker 5: Right?

2229
01:45:23,080 --> 01:45:24,920
Speaker 2: The two of those doesn't seem like that's going to

2230
01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:27,479
Speaker 2: be enough. And what if you're a beer drinker, two

2231
01:45:27,479 --> 01:45:31,240
Speaker 2: beers ain't gonna do it? I guess yeah, but not

2232
01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:31,800
Speaker 2: all beer?

2233
01:45:31,960 --> 01:45:36,240
Speaker 9: Well are all our beer drinkers by dnt of that's

2234
01:45:36,280 --> 01:45:40,120
Speaker 9: what they choose? Are beer drinkers fundamentally people who drink

2235
01:45:40,360 --> 01:45:42,840
Speaker 9: a lot of beer in any given situation. Oh, I

2236
01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:44,960
Speaker 9: don't know, but are there are there beer drinkers who

2237
01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:45,880
Speaker 9: have a couple of beers?

2238
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:48,960
Speaker 11: But if you have two Hendricks and Tonic, right, and

2239
01:45:49,160 --> 01:45:52,240
Speaker 11: I am a nine or nine? But either way, if

2240
01:45:52,320 --> 01:45:54,880
Speaker 11: you have two and I have two bud Lights, you're

2241
01:45:54,920 --> 01:45:55,360
Speaker 11: going to be.

2242
01:45:55,400 --> 01:45:56,160
Speaker 5: Drunker than I am.

2243
01:45:56,520 --> 01:46:03,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, right, So that's why that's that number feels off.

2244
01:46:03,280 --> 01:46:07,400
Speaker 11: Okay even, but even two mixed drinks, two mixed drinks

2245
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:15,160
Speaker 11: seems low. I had two drinks.

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01:46:15,680 --> 01:46:19,720
Speaker 2: I had two drinks bumming for dinner and lo I

2247
01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:23,599
Speaker 2: had two drinks and I had my coat and think

2248
01:46:23,640 --> 01:46:24,200
Speaker 2: I need two?

2249
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:28,640
Speaker 9: I mean that's good too. Two drinks, I don't know.

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01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:33,920
Speaker 9: And then I have hole think you need two more?

2251
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2252
01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:39,160
Speaker 11: I think like three three drinks is probably three four.

2253
01:46:40,720 --> 01:46:42,960
Speaker 11: You're probably getting to that good.

2254
01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:46,479
Speaker 2: What if you have more than five? I don't know, man,

2255
01:46:46,479 --> 01:46:48,120
Speaker 2: you get things get dangerous when you get around six

2256
01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:53,920
Speaker 2: to seven, right, six to seven drinks?

2257
01:46:54,000 --> 01:46:54,200
Speaker 5: Right.

2258
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:57,400
Speaker 9: I didn't listen to any Kevin Gates on the break

2259
01:46:57,400 --> 01:47:04,439
Speaker 9: I wanted to wait until it came back. I wanted

2260
01:47:04,439 --> 01:47:07,640
Speaker 9: to engage in some delayed gratification. I was edging with

2261
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:10,400
Speaker 9: my Kevin Gates over the break rop so that I

2262
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:13,519
Speaker 9: could come back in here, if you will, then just

2263
01:47:13,640 --> 01:47:14,720
Speaker 9: get all ropy with it.

2264
01:47:16,720 --> 01:47:19,600
Speaker 2: Couldn't wait? All right, good enough, there it is, thank you?

2265
01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:23,880
Speaker 2: So yeah. Two drinks and Ryan Seacrest killing it on

2266
01:47:23,920 --> 01:47:29,919
Speaker 2: New Year's Eve? How about that? I've got some sperm

2267
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:33,040
Speaker 2: news for you. Here s news.

2268
01:47:34,760 --> 01:47:37,800
Speaker 9: First sperm news of twenty twenty six robe.

2269
01:47:37,960 --> 01:47:39,360
Speaker 2: How about that the inaugural?

2270
01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:45,080
Speaker 9: Yes, I got some perv out in Warren, Ohio. This

2271
01:47:45,120 --> 01:47:47,160
Speaker 9: is a guy who was on a short lived reality

2272
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:48,280
Speaker 9: show about swingers.

2273
01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:48,719
Speaker 2: Natch.

2274
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:54,320
Speaker 9: They charged him with some animal sex crimes. Whoops, Well listen,

2275
01:47:54,320 --> 01:47:57,360
Speaker 9: there ain't that much to do in Warren. Well, they

2276
01:47:57,360 --> 01:48:03,240
Speaker 9: do call those females cougar. He's got confused. Forty three

2277
01:48:03,280 --> 01:48:05,680
Speaker 9: year old Tony McCollister used to be on an A

2278
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:12,080
Speaker 9: and E reality show called Neighbors with Benefits. The show

2279
01:48:12,160 --> 01:48:16,080
Speaker 9: was quickly canceled after two episodes due to viewer backlash.

2280
01:48:16,160 --> 01:48:18,400
Speaker 2: And I vaguely remember that this was going back aways.

2281
01:48:19,080 --> 01:48:22,040
Speaker 9: Uh, but they had the daily lives of three different

2282
01:48:22,120 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 9: swinger couples in Warren County.

2283
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:30,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I bet that's a good looking bunch. He's been arrested.

2284
01:48:32,840 --> 01:48:36,719
Speaker 9: Obscenity, involving a minor and sexual conduct with an animal

2285
01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:37,840
Speaker 9: got them out there?

2286
01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:43,559
Speaker 2: How about that for it? Sex crimes Shotton fur This

2287
01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:48,160
Speaker 2: year one is capturing up seventy's involving miners? Is a

2288
01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:51,960
Speaker 2: fella into the second three chairs with the potential prison term?

2289
01:48:52,479 --> 01:48:58,040
Speaker 2: You also have sexual conducts with an animal?

2290
01:48:58,439 --> 01:49:02,320
Speaker 1: W lowt ob changed his core paper switch State suspect

2291
01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:05,479
Speaker 1: knowingly possessed and uploaded a choung to sex abuse materials.

2292
01:49:05,479 --> 01:49:07,559
Speaker 9: Okay, I don't know why these girls on local television

2293
01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:10,120
Speaker 9: talk through their nose, but you get the gist, right,

2294
01:49:11,320 --> 01:49:12,439
Speaker 9: That's how this guy's ringing.

2295
01:49:12,479 --> 01:49:14,920
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty six, the A and.

2296
01:49:14,880 --> 01:49:17,680
Speaker 11: E show was promptly canceled when people realized it was

2297
01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:21,960
Speaker 11: disgusting and people you never want to see naked.

2298
01:49:21,760 --> 01:49:27,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, an Australian porn star got a butt plug stuck

2299
01:49:28,320 --> 01:49:31,920
Speaker 9: and she couldn't wait to tell everybody about it. Now,

2300
01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:38,320
Speaker 9: if you can handle the accent, N are up there, arner.

2301
01:49:39,600 --> 01:49:39,920
Speaker 2: She said.

2302
01:49:39,920 --> 01:49:42,519
Speaker 9: It was on a first date. By the way, boy,

2303
01:49:42,560 --> 01:49:45,080
Speaker 9: when she parties, she parties.

2304
01:49:46,520 --> 01:49:48,200
Speaker 2: By perfectly normal.

2305
01:49:48,320 --> 01:49:53,280
Speaker 17: First day ended up like this, and with me in hospital,

2306
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:53,840
Speaker 17: I could.

2307
01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:56,200
Speaker 2: Get my anal pluge taken out of my ill, get

2308
01:49:56,280 --> 01:49:58,599
Speaker 2: my anal plug taken out, just.

2309
01:49:58,520 --> 01:50:03,360
Speaker 20: A normal first hit it off and then one thing

2310
01:50:03,439 --> 01:50:05,320
Speaker 20: leads to another, and the Bible's right.

2311
01:50:05,520 --> 01:50:08,000
Speaker 2: So that's what ended up happening. But decided to add

2312
01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:09,160
Speaker 2: a little bit of extra funny.

2313
01:50:09,360 --> 01:50:12,080
Speaker 9: Can't handle the accent any longer, so I'll just recount

2314
01:50:12,120 --> 01:50:14,479
Speaker 9: the story to you. They were having a good time

2315
01:50:14,680 --> 01:50:17,559
Speaker 9: and she determined that she couldn't figure out where it

2316
01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:23,040
Speaker 9: was anymore. I mean, how well versed are you in

2317
01:50:23,080 --> 01:50:26,519
Speaker 9: pornography if you lose track of things in your.

2318
01:50:26,400 --> 01:50:29,439
Speaker 2: Body, well, especially of that size. Yes, what you thought that?

2319
01:50:29,720 --> 01:50:32,760
Speaker 9: She said, She thought that it fell out and then

2320
01:50:32,840 --> 01:50:34,560
Speaker 9: went into the bathroom to figure out what's going on.

2321
01:50:34,680 --> 01:50:36,680
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, and you don't know that it's in

2322
01:50:36,840 --> 01:50:37,800
Speaker 2: You thought it fell out?

2323
01:50:38,200 --> 01:50:43,880
Speaker 11: How often are things in that that feels normal gaping.

2324
01:50:46,840 --> 01:50:53,719
Speaker 2: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing technical difficulties. Please

2325
01:50:53,760 --> 01:51:00,040
Speaker 2: stand by.

2326
01:50:58,760 --> 01:51:00,760
Speaker 9: The day's following the incident, and she said she did

2327
01:51:00,800 --> 01:51:03,160
Speaker 9: remain in contact with the guy that she went on

2328
01:51:03,200 --> 01:51:06,760
Speaker 9: the date with, but she's like, we weren't compatible. But

2329
01:51:06,800 --> 01:51:10,080
Speaker 9: she assures everybody that had nothing to do with the

2330
01:51:10,320 --> 01:51:11,920
Speaker 9: misplacement there of the butt plug.

2331
01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:13,000
Speaker 5: We weren't compatible.

2332
01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:15,160
Speaker 11: After he watched me try to crap out a butt

2333
01:51:15,160 --> 01:51:16,360
Speaker 11: plug for three hours.

2334
01:51:16,439 --> 01:51:20,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, go figure, I've disappeared a butt plug and it

2335
01:51:20,200 --> 01:51:21,560
Speaker 9: put her in hospital.

2336
01:51:22,280 --> 01:51:24,200
Speaker 2: She had to get some x rays taken, of course,

2337
01:51:24,520 --> 01:51:26,160
Speaker 2: disappeared a butt plug.

2338
01:51:26,880 --> 01:51:29,600
Speaker 9: Multiple failed attempts to remove it herself. What do you

2339
01:51:29,640 --> 01:51:32,519
Speaker 9: get like grilled tongues or where do you go from there?

2340
01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:33,160
Speaker 5: I'm tired.

2341
01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:35,960
Speaker 2: I've just tried to chapsticks.

2342
01:51:37,200 --> 01:51:39,800
Speaker 9: Hey listen, man, I do this every year because they

2343
01:51:39,840 --> 01:51:41,479
Speaker 9: released the information every year.

2344
01:51:41,560 --> 01:51:42,960
Speaker 2: What did we get.

2345
01:51:42,680 --> 01:51:46,599
Speaker 9: Stuck inside of ourselves in twenty twenty five? We went

2346
01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:50,040
Speaker 9: over this last last year. You know, everybody's brain immediately

2347
01:51:50,080 --> 01:51:53,400
Speaker 9: goes to like the foreign rectal, foreign bodies. I remember

2348
01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:57,040
Speaker 9: that old website devoted to that, But it also involves

2349
01:51:57,080 --> 01:52:01,080
Speaker 9: women getting things caught in themselves, and guys getting things

2350
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:06,400
Speaker 9: caught shall we say in front, Yeah, like a battery.

2351
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:11,960
Speaker 9: A guy got a double a battery stuck a chest piece. Oh,

2352
01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:16,599
Speaker 9: you gotta hope it was a rook. Apple stems rob

2353
01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:19,439
Speaker 9: in the penis. Well, at least he's not wasting them

2354
01:52:19,439 --> 01:52:23,080
Speaker 9: and throwing them away there. You always say you got

2355
01:52:23,080 --> 01:52:25,439
Speaker 9: to use every part of the apple and alan wrench.

2356
01:52:27,800 --> 01:52:31,639
Speaker 9: And then girls getting things stuck in them. One girl

2357
01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:33,640
Speaker 9: put two diamond rings in there because she was at

2358
01:52:33,640 --> 01:52:35,080
Speaker 9: a party and thought they would be stolen.

2359
01:52:35,600 --> 01:52:37,200
Speaker 2: How about leaving them at home?

2360
01:52:37,800 --> 01:52:44,280
Speaker 9: Yep, bath bomb, small plastic mermaid bath bomb. Now again,

2361
01:52:44,360 --> 01:52:47,400
Speaker 9: this is all just These are all from hospital reports

2362
01:52:47,439 --> 01:52:50,200
Speaker 9: around the country, so it's all written up in such

2363
01:52:50,240 --> 01:52:53,360
Speaker 9: a way. One woman reported a bag of marijuana had

2364
01:52:53,360 --> 01:52:56,520
Speaker 9: been in her vagina for two days and it's uncomfortable

2365
01:52:56,560 --> 01:52:58,640
Speaker 9: and she is unable to retrieve.

2366
01:52:58,280 --> 01:53:00,240
Speaker 5: It waited two days.

2367
01:53:02,439 --> 01:53:05,520
Speaker 9: Another woman was using a piece of plastic in herself

2368
01:53:05,920 --> 01:53:08,599
Speaker 9: and the wind scared her and she threw a sheet

2369
01:53:08,680 --> 01:53:10,080
Speaker 9: over herself.

2370
01:53:10,040 --> 01:53:12,040
Speaker 2: And it lodged the item deeper.

2371
01:53:13,360 --> 01:53:17,320
Speaker 9: And that people getting all kinds of things stuck in themselves,

2372
01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:23,280
Speaker 9: turkey baster and of course say it with me slipped

2373
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:25,559
Speaker 9: in the shower and the shampoo bottle.

2374
01:53:26,520 --> 01:53:27,000
Speaker 2: One in a.

2375
01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:30,320
Speaker 9: Million shot Doc. It's like Frankestanz and the Fassili Jerry.

2376
01:53:31,479 --> 01:53:33,760
Speaker 9: And then they say a lot of guys, guys are

2377
01:53:33,800 --> 01:53:37,559
Speaker 9: getting more and more into getting pegged. Guys just want

2378
01:53:37,560 --> 01:53:45,760
Speaker 9: to get pegged, Rob and stuff comes up there.

2379
01:53:47,600 --> 01:53:55,840
Speaker 6: He says, why you gets upside?

2380
01:53:56,280 --> 01:54:11,920
Speaker 12: Want just singer, well done, good job, took a lot

2381
01:54:11,960 --> 01:54:12,479
Speaker 12: of strength.

2382
01:54:12,560 --> 01:54:15,200
Speaker 9: M sounds good. I didn't know what to expect and

2383
01:54:15,280 --> 01:54:17,920
Speaker 9: I wrote that good for you, good for you.

2384
01:54:20,880 --> 01:54:23,400
Speaker 12: I didn't see a TikTok where this nurse was talking

2385
01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:26,200
Speaker 12: about a gerbil getting stuck inside a dude.

2386
01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:30,080
Speaker 9: The old Richard Gear. Before there were memes, there was

2387
01:54:30,120 --> 01:54:34,960
Speaker 9: the Richard Gear rumor, which of course was always proven

2388
01:54:34,960 --> 01:54:38,200
Speaker 9: to be just that Rob allegedly, Hey.

2389
01:54:38,080 --> 01:54:41,920
Speaker 2: Ray, how are you hello? Ellen? Hate the show? Thank

2390
01:54:41,960 --> 01:54:44,200
Speaker 2: you sir? What's up? So?

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Speaker 21: I just wanted to comment on you know, the two

2392
01:54:47,400 --> 01:54:50,280
Speaker 21: drinks you know at a party, or on you know,

2393
01:54:50,360 --> 01:54:51,440
Speaker 21: New Year's Eve or whatever.

2394
01:54:51,560 --> 01:54:54,240
Speaker 2: There there is no one that is just having too.

2395
01:54:55,360 --> 01:54:56,080
Speaker 2: I think you're right.

2396
01:54:56,360 --> 01:54:59,200
Speaker 9: The thing I was reading was just that this person saying,

2397
01:54:59,520 --> 01:55:01,040
Speaker 9: if you don't want to make an ass out of yourself.

2398
01:55:01,120 --> 01:55:01,920
Speaker 2: You want to have a good time.

2399
01:55:02,000 --> 01:55:03,480
Speaker 9: A couple of drinks might be where you want to

2400
01:55:03,480 --> 01:55:04,880
Speaker 9: stop it, but you're right, people are there to have

2401
01:55:04,920 --> 01:55:05,640
Speaker 9: they want to party.

2402
01:55:05,880 --> 01:55:08,160
Speaker 2: A lot of people and you know, with.

2403
01:55:08,800 --> 01:55:11,600
Speaker 9: The reason that the reason that a lot of people

2404
01:55:11,640 --> 01:55:13,800
Speaker 9: don't go out for newgers is because it's amateur night.

2405
01:55:14,000 --> 01:55:15,360
Speaker 9: You get a lot of people who don't call it

2406
01:55:15,440 --> 01:55:17,880
Speaker 9: up that often at all, and then they leave it

2407
01:55:17,920 --> 01:55:18,560
Speaker 9: all out there.

2408
01:55:18,400 --> 01:55:18,920
Speaker 2: On the field.

2409
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:20,200
Speaker 7: Right.

2410
01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:23,640
Speaker 21: I was going to say, there's like, you know, crafts

2411
01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:25,640
Speaker 21: that are like, you know nine percent that you have

2412
01:55:25,760 --> 01:55:29,080
Speaker 21: old rough sputing you know by a North Coast brewery

2413
01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:32,600
Speaker 21: that that is like nine percent. So they only come

2414
01:55:32,640 --> 01:55:35,520
Speaker 21: to floor pack. So someone has two of those their breast.

2415
01:55:36,000 --> 01:55:37,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you know going in that you're drinking a

2416
01:55:38,160 --> 01:55:41,120
Speaker 9: nine percent ABV beverage.

2417
01:55:40,840 --> 01:55:43,880
Speaker 21: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, But I would say then you

2418
01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:46,280
Speaker 21: have you know, another fellow down at the other end,

2419
01:55:46,360 --> 01:55:50,240
Speaker 21: you know, having a whole twelve pack of bush.

2420
01:55:50,480 --> 01:55:52,400
Speaker 2: I know he's doing thank you right.

2421
01:55:55,040 --> 01:56:03,960
Speaker 3: Drinks car show on one hundred points.

2422
01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:09,720
Speaker 2: Alan, you have been described by your enemies as evil, insane, manipulative.

2423
01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:12,720
Speaker 2: Who are you call? The Alan Cox Show?

2424
01:56:12,960 --> 01:56:15,200
Speaker 14: Two? One six, five seven eight one double oh seven

2425
01:56:15,360 --> 01:56:17,000
Speaker 14: or one eight three four eight one.

2426
01:56:16,920 --> 01:56:18,080
Speaker 2: Double oh seven.

2427
01:56:23,840 --> 01:56:29,240
Speaker 9: Three want to send me a text? Alancoxshow dot Com

2428
01:56:29,280 --> 01:56:33,040
Speaker 9: all the other stuff. I'm always amazed when the subject

2429
01:56:33,120 --> 01:56:38,720
Speaker 9: comes up a bit of pegging.

2430
01:56:38,960 --> 01:56:42,680
Speaker 2: How willing A lot of the guys in this audience are.

2431
01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:46,280
Speaker 9: Of course, I'm grateful for their candor, and they are

2432
01:56:46,280 --> 01:56:48,920
Speaker 9: anonymous obviously because they're just texting me. But I am

2433
01:56:49,160 --> 01:56:53,320
Speaker 9: somewhat surprised at how many guys will reveal their love

2434
01:56:53,360 --> 01:56:57,400
Speaker 9: of getting pegged when they're out there in the wild.

2435
01:56:58,240 --> 01:57:05,120
Speaker 9: I don't guys just want to get pegged kit doo

2436
01:57:05,400 --> 01:57:08,480
Speaker 9: duty dood allan. I just want to let you know

2437
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:12,960
Speaker 9: I'm so glad you guys are back. I'm presently getting

2438
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:17,040
Speaker 9: my very first to two at fifty. Hey join the club.

2439
01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:21,200
Speaker 9: I started at three and I'm going till eight thirty.

2440
01:57:21,360 --> 01:57:26,480
Speaker 9: I scheduled this sit for when the show was on.

2441
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:30,240
Speaker 2: That's a long time, sure is five hours. I want

2442
01:57:30,240 --> 01:57:30,960
Speaker 2: to know what he's getting.

2443
01:57:31,120 --> 01:57:32,080
Speaker 5: Four was my max.

2444
01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:35,560
Speaker 9: Well, I'm going back in and the end of this month,

2445
01:57:36,320 --> 01:57:38,000
Speaker 9: and I think mine's going to be a little bit

2446
01:57:38,040 --> 01:57:41,960
Speaker 9: longer than these other ones have been. My first one

2447
01:57:42,280 --> 01:57:44,000
Speaker 9: was two and a half hours. I think, but I

2448
01:57:44,080 --> 01:57:46,000
Speaker 9: think the thing that I want to get end of

2449
01:57:46,040 --> 01:57:48,080
Speaker 9: the month is going to be it's going to take

2450
01:57:48,120 --> 01:57:51,480
Speaker 9: a minute. You say what it is, You're gonna wait

2451
01:57:51,480 --> 01:57:55,960
Speaker 9: till you get it. I'm I haven't made my final

2452
01:57:56,080 --> 01:57:58,560
Speaker 9: decision yet, but the last day of this month is

2453
01:57:58,640 --> 01:58:03,360
Speaker 9: my next appointment, so I'll have my decision made obviously

2454
01:58:03,880 --> 01:58:09,200
Speaker 9: by them. Also, she says, Jess is amazing, absolutely stunning.

2455
01:58:09,720 --> 01:58:13,120
Speaker 2: Her voice is awesome. Yeah, just just sang her first

2456
01:58:13,120 --> 01:58:19,000
Speaker 2: song for me. Rob, I really went a great. I

2457
01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:19,680
Speaker 2: came up.

2458
01:58:22,960 --> 01:58:27,320
Speaker 6: He says, why you been wucking up? Sid You had

2459
01:58:27,400 --> 01:58:32,960
Speaker 6: a guess, just tact.

2460
01:58:31,640 --> 01:58:32,600
Speaker 2: Wanna get back?

2461
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:48,040
Speaker 9: Yes, the great Bob Coates there in background vocals. Were

2462
01:58:48,040 --> 01:58:49,960
Speaker 9: you a kid running around singing in the house, Jess

2463
01:58:50,000 --> 01:58:54,440
Speaker 9: when you were little? I'm sorry I had the wrong

2464
01:58:54,520 --> 01:58:56,960
Speaker 9: thing up. Were you somebody running around singing when you

2465
01:58:57,000 --> 01:58:57,320
Speaker 9: were a kid?

2466
01:58:58,200 --> 01:58:58,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2467
01:58:58,680 --> 01:59:01,200
Speaker 2: You were okay, Yeah, I was like, you were, oh

2468
01:59:01,280 --> 01:59:03,120
Speaker 2: oh yeah, all right, gotcha? Mm hmm.

2469
01:59:03,200 --> 01:59:05,960
Speaker 9: I mean most people aren't dragged, kicking and screaming into

2470
01:59:06,080 --> 01:59:10,600
Speaker 9: a creative performance career. But you know, some people sing

2471
01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:14,320
Speaker 9: because they realize that they have something, and other people

2472
01:59:14,440 --> 01:59:14,880
Speaker 9: develop it.

2473
01:59:15,040 --> 01:59:18,000
Speaker 12: Well, me and my sister would sing together and oh god,

2474
01:59:19,360 --> 01:59:22,640
Speaker 12: we did. In elementary school. They made us sing something

2475
01:59:23,520 --> 01:59:25,680
Speaker 12: and it's the most there's a video on it. It's

2476
01:59:25,720 --> 01:59:29,800
Speaker 12: the most embarrassing video ever. I looked terrified. My sister looks,

2477
01:59:30,120 --> 01:59:35,040
Speaker 12: you know, she's into it. But okay, yeah, what was

2478
01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:37,880
Speaker 12: the song? It was like we went to private school

2479
01:59:37,920 --> 01:59:42,160
Speaker 12: and it was called oh, Magnify the Lord. Yeah, oh

2480
01:59:42,280 --> 01:59:45,280
Speaker 12: you went to Catholic school. No, not Catholic, it was

2481
01:59:45,360 --> 01:59:47,800
Speaker 12: just private school. But it was a propial school. It

2482
01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:48,920
Speaker 12: was a religious school.

2483
01:59:49,240 --> 01:59:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep.

2484
01:59:50,840 --> 01:59:54,280
Speaker 9: And they made us sing and Parma yeah, Parma Heights.

2485
01:59:54,800 --> 01:59:57,800
Speaker 9: So this wasn't like what is that Patawa or Saint

2486
01:59:57,800 --> 02:00:00,400
Speaker 9: Albert the Grade or one of those. Okay, I don't

2487
02:00:00,440 --> 02:00:02,960
Speaker 9: know if that's school. I think it's still open. What

2488
02:00:03,120 --> 02:00:04,960
Speaker 9: was it called Parma Heights Christian Academy.

2489
02:00:05,160 --> 02:00:11,280
Speaker 2: Parma Heights Christian Academy is what they called it, rough PHC.

2490
02:00:11,760 --> 02:00:12,760
Speaker 2: I didn't have to wear skirts.

2491
02:00:12,800 --> 02:00:18,120
Speaker 12: I could wear pants, I know, yes, indeed only on

2492
02:00:18,200 --> 02:00:20,400
Speaker 12: Thursdays where we had to wear skirts or dresses.

2493
02:00:21,240 --> 02:00:24,040
Speaker 2: Boys and girls, yeah, all of us. Is it co

2494
02:00:24,240 --> 02:00:28,320
Speaker 2: ed school? Yeah? No, one like Magnificat or somethinghere.

2495
02:00:28,320 --> 02:00:32,120
Speaker 9: It was all wow, that girl texted me back her

2496
02:00:32,240 --> 02:00:36,320
Speaker 9: because I said, what's your tattoo? She said, a Scottish lion. Well,

2497
02:00:36,400 --> 02:00:44,760
Speaker 9: like Sean Connery, a Scottish. Sometimes you've got to take

2498
02:00:44,760 --> 02:00:47,840
Speaker 9: a schwap to the fish. How dare you shit in

2499
02:00:47,880 --> 02:00:48,320
Speaker 9: my chair?

2500
02:00:48,520 --> 02:00:49,200
Speaker 2: Dare you ship?

2501
02:00:49,320 --> 02:00:49,480
Speaker 12: Now?

2502
02:00:50,080 --> 02:00:53,560
Speaker 2: That is my chest? She's shitting for five hours sitting

2503
02:00:53,640 --> 02:00:57,040
Speaker 2: there in the chair. Scottish lion? To two?

2504
02:00:57,680 --> 02:00:59,960
Speaker 9: Does she thinks she is shiittaking my chair for five hours?

2505
02:01:00,600 --> 02:01:02,440
Speaker 9: It's an eight incher on her outside thigh?

2506
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:04,919
Speaker 2: She said? Wow? How about that? Oh that's the Scottish.

2507
02:01:05,040 --> 02:01:08,840
Speaker 2: Is that where our own Mary Santora got the octopus?

2508
02:01:09,320 --> 02:01:09,760
Speaker 2: I believe?

2509
02:01:09,880 --> 02:01:09,920
Speaker 21: So?

2510
02:01:10,280 --> 02:01:11,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have.

2511
02:01:11,960 --> 02:01:13,720
Speaker 11: I have seen that a million times. That's actually gonna

2512
02:01:13,720 --> 02:01:17,480
Speaker 11: be a pretty cool tattoo in that location. Okay, good

2513
02:01:17,560 --> 02:01:20,080
Speaker 11: for you man, five and a half hours, like the

2514
02:01:20,160 --> 02:01:24,000
Speaker 11: Peugeot logo or what's the Scottish lion? Look like that

2515
02:01:24,240 --> 02:01:25,280
Speaker 11: kind of I guess?

2516
02:01:25,360 --> 02:01:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2517
02:01:27,600 --> 02:01:29,600
Speaker 5: This red at the claws out?

2518
02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:32,800
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, I see what it is. Wow, how

2519
02:01:32,800 --> 02:01:34,640
Speaker 2: about that? That's pretty tattoo.

2520
02:01:34,720 --> 02:01:37,280
Speaker 12: That's pretty Just feel like every single needle do you

2521
02:01:37,360 --> 02:01:38,120
Speaker 12: feel everything?

2522
02:01:38,440 --> 02:01:42,280
Speaker 2: No, it feels like someone dragging something sharp across your skin.

2523
02:01:42,360 --> 02:01:42,839
Speaker 5: Repeatedly.

2524
02:01:43,160 --> 02:01:47,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, it becomes more it's more annoying than painful. It

2525
02:01:47,360 --> 02:01:49,720
Speaker 9: feels hot, it feels like somebody's kind of just dragging

2526
02:01:49,760 --> 02:01:51,440
Speaker 9: a wire broad What about shade.

2527
02:01:52,120 --> 02:01:54,840
Speaker 2: You don't have any tattoos now, I do not want to.

2528
02:01:55,560 --> 02:01:58,240
Speaker 11: You don't want any Shading isn't as bad as the

2529
02:01:58,320 --> 02:02:00,120
Speaker 11: outline stuff, but it depends on where it is. So

2530
02:02:00,240 --> 02:02:05,320
Speaker 11: like sometimes and I'm not afraid to admit getting tattooed hurts, Okay,

2531
02:02:05,720 --> 02:02:07,920
Speaker 11: I had a tougher time with it is.

2532
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:08,839
Speaker 5: It is addicting.

2533
02:02:08,920 --> 02:02:12,440
Speaker 11: But there's spots in your body that just are going

2534
02:02:12,520 --> 02:02:14,880
Speaker 11: to be more prone to pain.

2535
02:02:15,360 --> 02:02:17,720
Speaker 9: Well, there's that chart right that will show you the

2536
02:02:17,840 --> 02:02:20,480
Speaker 9: level parts of your body they're more painful. And the

2537
02:02:20,560 --> 02:02:21,960
Speaker 9: one that I'm getting at the end of the month

2538
02:02:22,120 --> 02:02:24,520
Speaker 9: is going to be on my right arm, starting at

2539
02:02:24,560 --> 02:02:27,080
Speaker 9: the shoulder. And I was surprised to see, and I

2540
02:02:27,160 --> 02:02:29,240
Speaker 9: have friends who a lot of people have shoulder tattoos.

2541
02:02:29,400 --> 02:02:30,920
Speaker 9: That seems like it would be one of the more

2542
02:02:31,000 --> 02:02:33,240
Speaker 9: painful places to get something will be on the shoulder,

2543
02:02:33,520 --> 02:02:37,360
Speaker 9: but it was not denoted as such on that chart.

2544
02:02:37,680 --> 02:02:41,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, no, it's not that The outside of the arm, honestly,

2545
02:02:41,840 --> 02:02:43,880
Speaker 11: for me was not bad. It's when you get inside,

2546
02:02:43,960 --> 02:02:45,840
Speaker 11: like when I got up into my armpit, like in

2547
02:02:46,040 --> 02:02:51,920
Speaker 11: that area, that's brutal. My tattoo guy likes to call

2548
02:02:51,960 --> 02:02:53,920
Speaker 11: it my lay away sleeve. It's something I've been working

2549
02:02:53,960 --> 02:02:55,600
Speaker 11: on for twenty years. So there's like a bunch of

2550
02:02:55,640 --> 02:02:56,600
Speaker 11: different stuff attached.

2551
02:02:56,680 --> 02:02:58,320
Speaker 9: Well, and that's my thing, is that now that I'm

2552
02:02:58,360 --> 02:03:01,560
Speaker 9: getting them, I don't I kind of appreciate people who

2553
02:03:01,720 --> 02:03:04,280
Speaker 9: really just have this patchwork on their body.

2554
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:06,760
Speaker 2: I don't want that. I want pieces.

2555
02:03:07,080 --> 02:03:10,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't want like a bunch of different things

2556
02:03:10,120 --> 02:03:12,920
Speaker 9: cobbled together on my arm. So when I get it,

2557
02:03:13,120 --> 02:03:16,400
Speaker 9: it's like a thing. And so, yeah, you want to

2558
02:03:16,520 --> 02:03:18,320
Speaker 9: mean something, Well, I don't know about that. Well, they

2559
02:03:18,360 --> 02:03:21,960
Speaker 9: all mean something. I mean again, the reason that I

2560
02:03:22,120 --> 02:03:25,360
Speaker 9: didn't for so long is because I just couldn't ever

2561
02:03:25,520 --> 02:03:28,040
Speaker 9: think of anything that was so important to me that

2562
02:03:28,120 --> 02:03:30,200
Speaker 9: I wanted to have it on me forever. All of

2563
02:03:30,280 --> 02:03:33,280
Speaker 9: a sudden, I don't know if it was, I don't

2564
02:03:33,320 --> 02:03:35,280
Speaker 9: know what it was, but I started to really give

2565
02:03:35,320 --> 02:03:37,640
Speaker 9: it some thought, and I was like, oh, there are

2566
02:03:37,680 --> 02:03:39,880
Speaker 9: a handful of things. I got my dad's signature after

2567
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:42,920
Speaker 9: he passed away. I got my Chicago flag I got

2568
02:03:42,920 --> 02:03:45,840
Speaker 9: my kid's birthdays, so you know, things like that that

2569
02:03:45,920 --> 02:03:49,400
Speaker 9: when I really did think about it, because these aren't

2570
02:03:49,440 --> 02:03:51,320
Speaker 9: things I was thinking about when I was twenty five,

2571
02:03:51,480 --> 02:03:54,520
Speaker 9: twenty six, you know, even before now, I was like,

2572
02:03:54,720 --> 02:03:57,320
Speaker 9: I don't care. I'm like, I'm going to be more

2573
02:03:57,400 --> 02:04:00,840
Speaker 9: unique by not having any than you know, But that's

2574
02:04:00,880 --> 02:04:02,360
Speaker 9: silly too, Who cares?

2575
02:04:02,480 --> 02:04:02,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2576
02:04:02,720 --> 02:04:05,840
Speaker 11: Mine, mine all started sort of as one thing and

2577
02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:09,360
Speaker 11: then has become you know, more over time. The first

2578
02:04:09,400 --> 02:04:11,480
Speaker 11: tattoo I got was a little yin yang symbol with

2579
02:04:11,560 --> 02:04:15,320
Speaker 11: the Italian flag of the American yangs yes, with little

2580
02:04:15,360 --> 02:04:19,280
Speaker 11: John and my my grandfather's initials. That was the first

2581
02:04:19,520 --> 02:04:21,360
Speaker 11: thing that I got. And then that turned into an

2582
02:04:21,400 --> 02:04:23,960
Speaker 11: anchor with that in the center of it, and it

2583
02:04:24,120 --> 02:04:26,120
Speaker 11: just I have. So it's all become you know, my

2584
02:04:26,200 --> 02:04:28,360
Speaker 11: girls are incorporated into it and everything else. So it's

2585
02:04:28,400 --> 02:04:31,800
Speaker 11: like a it's all sailor Jerry design, like that style

2586
02:04:31,880 --> 02:04:33,800
Speaker 11: of tattoo, and it goes down to like, you know,

2587
02:04:33,920 --> 02:04:38,160
Speaker 11: my my elbow area. But I'm gonna I'm gonna continue

2588
02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:40,960
Speaker 11: it on. I think at this point I'm just why

2589
02:04:41,120 --> 02:04:41,400
Speaker 11: why not?

2590
02:04:42,240 --> 02:04:45,240
Speaker 2: Well, I wonder too, if there's an issue of it

2591
02:04:45,400 --> 02:04:48,280
Speaker 2: sounds silly to say cultural appropriation. I don't know, because

2592
02:04:48,320 --> 02:04:51,080
Speaker 2: I very much like Japanese tattoo.

2593
02:04:50,760 --> 02:04:53,840
Speaker 9: Artat and so that's most likely what this next kind

2594
02:04:53,880 --> 02:04:57,120
Speaker 9: of sleeve part is going to be. I don't really

2595
02:04:57,200 --> 02:04:59,280
Speaker 9: I'm Irish, but I don't have ethnic pride. I think

2596
02:04:59,360 --> 02:05:02,000
Speaker 9: ethnicity a really silly thing to be to have pride in.

2597
02:05:02,440 --> 02:05:04,800
Speaker 9: I know it's really really common, but it's nothing you accomplished.

2598
02:05:05,160 --> 02:05:07,120
Speaker 9: And so for me, in the truest sense, that would

2599
02:05:07,160 --> 02:05:08,440
Speaker 9: be like a silly thing to get.

2600
02:05:09,560 --> 02:05:11,720
Speaker 2: But you get what you get.

2601
02:05:11,720 --> 02:05:15,280
Speaker 9: You know, it always seemed equally silly to give somebody

2602
02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:17,120
Speaker 9: a hard time for what they got because you're like,

2603
02:05:17,560 --> 02:05:19,680
Speaker 9: it mean something to you, the meaning to me, you

2604
02:05:19,760 --> 02:05:22,440
Speaker 9: mean something to you? Right you think you ever will

2605
02:05:22,560 --> 02:05:24,680
Speaker 9: jess Or you're like, no, I don't care, I don't

2606
02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:27,680
Speaker 9: want one. I'm surprised you say, and I mean this

2607
02:05:27,800 --> 02:05:30,480
Speaker 9: with all respect. You seem like somebody who would want

2608
02:05:30,560 --> 02:05:32,000
Speaker 9: a lot of stuff going on there.

2609
02:05:32,640 --> 02:05:35,400
Speaker 2: Okay? Is it just because you're like, I don't want

2610
02:05:35,440 --> 02:05:39,200
Speaker 2: it to hurt. No, I can't commit. I've thought about it.

2611
02:05:39,520 --> 02:05:41,120
Speaker 2: That was me for you, I don't know.

2612
02:05:41,360 --> 02:05:44,200
Speaker 9: I know my sister has a lot well, because you

2613
02:05:44,240 --> 02:05:45,640
Speaker 9: talk to people who are like, Jesus, I got this

2614
02:05:45,680 --> 02:05:46,640
Speaker 9: when I was eighteen, I wish.

2615
02:05:46,680 --> 02:05:46,880
Speaker 22: Yeah.

2616
02:05:46,920 --> 02:05:49,520
Speaker 12: My one girlfriend, she got a chest tattoo back when

2617
02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:51,200
Speaker 12: you're like eighteen years old.

2618
02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's huge.

2619
02:05:53,040 --> 02:05:55,000
Speaker 23: Yeah, And I'm like, well, I don't know if she

2620
02:05:55,120 --> 02:05:58,760
Speaker 23: regrets it now, but yeah, I don't regret any of mine.

2621
02:05:58,960 --> 02:06:01,640
Speaker 23: Every one I got met something to me. So that's that's,

2622
02:06:01,760 --> 02:06:03,120
Speaker 23: you know, remember to this day.

2623
02:06:03,160 --> 02:06:05,000
Speaker 9: And I was like, are you sure you want this

2624
02:06:05,160 --> 02:06:08,280
Speaker 9: on your chest? My kids started getting them as soon

2625
02:06:08,360 --> 02:06:09,240
Speaker 9: as they turned eighteen.

2626
02:06:09,280 --> 02:06:09,440
Speaker 7: Boy.

2627
02:06:09,520 --> 02:06:10,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, my daughter just got her first one.

2628
02:06:10,920 --> 02:06:12,880
Speaker 9: My ex wife got her first one. She's five years

2629
02:06:12,920 --> 02:06:14,440
Speaker 9: old than me. She got her first one a few

2630
02:06:14,480 --> 02:06:14,840
Speaker 9: years ago.

2631
02:06:15,680 --> 02:06:16,880
Speaker 2: So I'm like, good for you.

2632
02:06:17,240 --> 02:06:19,320
Speaker 11: Ye, Like my kids wrote their names on my chest

2633
02:06:19,440 --> 02:06:21,120
Speaker 11: when they were seven, each of them when they when

2634
02:06:21,120 --> 02:06:22,760
Speaker 11: they hit seven years old, they wrote their names.

2635
02:06:22,760 --> 02:06:24,520
Speaker 2: Why did you not wash that off that whole time?

2636
02:06:24,640 --> 02:06:24,800
Speaker 7: Rop?

2637
02:06:25,040 --> 02:06:25,080
Speaker 14: No?

2638
02:06:25,400 --> 02:06:25,920
Speaker 9: No, no?

2639
02:06:26,720 --> 02:06:26,880
Speaker 24: Oh?

2640
02:06:28,280 --> 02:06:29,680
Speaker 11: And one do it at seven and then the other

2641
02:06:29,720 --> 02:06:31,720
Speaker 11: one when she turned seven, did it right over my

2642
02:06:31,840 --> 02:06:33,320
Speaker 11: hot So it's in there writing.

2643
02:06:33,680 --> 02:06:36,240
Speaker 2: That's so cute. It sounds like the tattoo lady who was.

2644
02:06:37,720 --> 02:06:39,880
Speaker 9: Cream in her jeans over Jess might not be a

2645
02:06:40,000 --> 02:06:44,200
Speaker 9: Rando though, tell Jess, I'm Bria's dad from Starbucks.

2646
02:06:44,600 --> 02:06:48,160
Speaker 2: Oh, so you know this person? I do? I can't. Well, no,

2647
02:06:48,560 --> 02:06:51,920
Speaker 2: wonder she's all moister than an oyster. Well she said

2648
02:06:51,960 --> 02:06:55,000
Speaker 2: Bria's dad, right, Oh, Bria's dad. So it's a dude.

2649
02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:56,440
Speaker 2: Why do I think it was a lady? I can't

2650
02:06:56,440 --> 02:06:57,840
Speaker 2: remember his name, but I know who?

2651
02:06:58,800 --> 02:07:01,120
Speaker 25: Oh that is?

2652
02:07:01,320 --> 02:07:06,720
Speaker 2: Why did I think that was a lady? Oh that's weird? Interesting?

2653
02:07:06,960 --> 02:07:09,480
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I know because I thought the original text,

2654
02:07:09,920 --> 02:07:11,800
Speaker 9: I don't know what I'm reading it now. There's nothing

2655
02:07:11,800 --> 02:07:13,440
Speaker 9: in there that would thing made me think that was

2656
02:07:13,440 --> 02:07:14,600
Speaker 9: a woman. I don't know why I though thought it

2657
02:07:14,680 --> 02:07:16,320
Speaker 9: was No. I thought there was something in there, but

2658
02:07:16,400 --> 02:07:17,120
Speaker 9: clearly there isn't.

2659
02:07:17,840 --> 02:07:17,880
Speaker 2: No.

2660
02:07:18,040 --> 02:07:20,400
Speaker 12: I worked with his wife and his daughter at Starbucks.

2661
02:07:20,480 --> 02:07:21,760
Speaker 12: I worked there for almost ten years.

2662
02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:23,840
Speaker 2: Oh this isn't the place where you go to get coffee.

2663
02:07:23,920 --> 02:07:27,240
Speaker 2: You worked there? No, I did, gotcha? Yeah? The place

2664
02:07:27,480 --> 02:07:30,880
Speaker 2: was crazy. Yeah all.

2665
02:07:30,920 --> 02:07:33,600
Speaker 9: I almost fell asleep getting my leg tattoo. That's cotton balls.

2666
02:07:34,120 --> 02:07:36,960
Speaker 9: It depends on where you go. I had my my

2667
02:07:37,120 --> 02:07:38,120
Speaker 9: led Zeppelin tattoo.

2668
02:07:38,640 --> 02:07:41,720
Speaker 11: I got the four symbols from led Zeppelin four on

2669
02:07:42,040 --> 02:07:45,040
Speaker 11: my caf well and that there's no pain in that whatsoever.

2670
02:07:45,160 --> 02:07:46,240
Speaker 2: I kind of cut that off early.

2671
02:07:46,320 --> 02:07:48,600
Speaker 9: He's like his point being he fell asleep with his

2672
02:07:48,720 --> 02:07:52,080
Speaker 9: leg squirmed in incredible pain getting his rib piece done.

2673
02:07:52,520 --> 02:07:55,080
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's like a real you know, anytime you

2674
02:07:55,160 --> 02:07:58,000
Speaker 2: get close to like nerves or bone in that way,

2675
02:07:58,080 --> 02:08:00,240
Speaker 2: that's where you're gonna get it really really badly if

2676
02:08:00,240 --> 02:08:02,600
Speaker 2: you're The ribs are tough.

2677
02:08:02,680 --> 02:08:02,840
Speaker 7: Man.

2678
02:08:02,880 --> 02:08:05,160
Speaker 11: I I don't think that I could be cut out

2679
02:08:05,200 --> 02:08:06,480
Speaker 11: for doing the ribs. I know all the guys who

2680
02:08:06,520 --> 02:08:09,280
Speaker 11: have full, you know, tattoos down their side and that

2681
02:08:09,360 --> 02:08:11,400
Speaker 11: sort of stuff. I just I don't know, man, it

2682
02:08:11,520 --> 02:08:14,480
Speaker 11: doesn't I think I'd rather tattoo my genitals.

2683
02:08:16,080 --> 02:08:16,640
Speaker 2: They can do that.

2684
02:08:16,880 --> 02:08:19,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, I grant out at Matrix and matter where I go,

2685
02:08:19,800 --> 02:08:22,080
Speaker 9: he can't do that for you, Rob, Oh they can't

2686
02:08:22,080 --> 02:08:22,280
Speaker 9: do it.

2687
02:08:22,400 --> 02:08:25,880
Speaker 2: Yeah yet, little nut tattoo there.

2688
02:08:26,440 --> 02:08:27,400
Speaker 5: I was thinking more on the.

2689
02:08:28,960 --> 02:08:32,080
Speaker 2: On the shaft. Yeah, oh, she got the gold mine.

2690
02:08:32,560 --> 02:08:35,040
Speaker 2: I got the shaft. I think you got to like you.

2691
02:08:35,120 --> 02:08:38,160
Speaker 11: Must have to put a ring or something on it

2692
02:08:38,280 --> 02:08:42,080
Speaker 11: to keep it inflating, right, Yeah, I mean there's no

2693
02:08:42,240 --> 02:08:44,800
Speaker 11: way you can do that because you.

2694
02:08:45,080 --> 02:08:46,880
Speaker 2: Would need it the skin to be too. You need

2695
02:08:46,920 --> 02:08:49,520
Speaker 2: it to be taught. Yes, And it's not a skill

2696
02:08:49,600 --> 02:08:51,680
Speaker 2: that can be taught to you, Rob, it needs to

2697
02:08:51,760 --> 02:08:54,880
Speaker 2: be taught. You would get a tattoo a taut too,

2698
02:08:55,440 --> 02:08:58,120
Speaker 2: because I'm reminded every month when I send her the chiws.

2699
02:09:00,120 --> 02:09:02,200
Speaker 2: Then it wasn't too long in the list all night,

2700
02:09:02,240 --> 02:09:05,080
Speaker 2: and I'll admit I wasn't too surprised. They'll come home.

2701
02:09:05,200 --> 02:09:08,880
Speaker 2: Found a suitcase sitting down on the poor well, not

2702
02:09:09,040 --> 02:09:09,600
Speaker 2: trying to get in.

2703
02:09:09,800 --> 02:09:10,640
Speaker 7: She changed a lot.

2704
02:09:11,000 --> 02:09:12,960
Speaker 2: Then I found this note. They's going to mail bucket

2705
02:09:13,040 --> 02:09:15,440
Speaker 2: says good bye. Took it my hent. It will be

2706
02:09:15,560 --> 02:09:18,560
Speaker 2: in tough turkey. I didn't bring that back. Yeah, right

2707
02:09:18,640 --> 02:09:20,880
Speaker 2: then and there. I'm gonna do what's right. Give her

2708
02:09:20,920 --> 02:09:23,880
Speaker 2: her fair shaft. But brother, I didn't know sound gonna

2709
02:09:23,880 --> 02:09:28,960
Speaker 2: be that much. She got the gold I got the shaft.

2710
02:09:29,640 --> 02:09:32,880
Speaker 2: Sh They spitting right down the middle. You need to

2711
02:09:32,960 --> 02:09:36,440
Speaker 2: give her the better hand. Well, and all sounds solid, funny,

2712
02:09:36,880 --> 02:09:37,960
Speaker 2: but it hurts too much.

2713
02:09:38,280 --> 02:09:38,440
Speaker 15: Man.

2714
02:09:38,920 --> 02:09:41,960
Speaker 2: She got the gold mine and I got the shaft.

2715
02:09:42,360 --> 02:09:44,480
Speaker 9: I gotta tell you, you might not like Jerry Reid,

2716
02:09:44,560 --> 02:09:47,160
Speaker 9: you might not find any entertainment whatsoever in that kind

2717
02:09:47,200 --> 02:09:50,320
Speaker 9: of music. But she got the gold mine, and I

2718
02:09:50,440 --> 02:09:53,800
Speaker 9: Got the Shaft is got to be top five song

2719
02:09:53,880 --> 02:09:54,840
Speaker 9: title of all time.

2720
02:09:56,720 --> 02:10:00,040
Speaker 2: She Got the gold Mine, I Got the Shaft the

2721
02:10:00,120 --> 02:10:00,960
Speaker 2: Late Gray Cherry read.

2722
02:10:01,560 --> 02:10:05,440
Speaker 9: Now, if he were alive, would he be performing at

2723
02:10:05,480 --> 02:10:07,680
Speaker 9: our Alter Ego Festival next weekend?

2724
02:10:07,920 --> 02:10:11,880
Speaker 11: No, he'd be headlining the iHeartRadio Music Festival, Power by

2725
02:10:11,960 --> 02:10:12,560
Speaker 11: Capitol One.

2726
02:10:12,800 --> 02:10:15,960
Speaker 2: What about the Country Festival? Wouldn't he be doing that?

2727
02:10:16,120 --> 02:10:16,920
Speaker 5: It's too cool for that.

2728
02:10:17,160 --> 02:10:17,320
Speaker 2: Oh.

2729
02:10:18,400 --> 02:10:21,600
Speaker 9: Our Alter Ego Festival is next weekend in LA And

2730
02:10:21,640 --> 02:10:23,640
Speaker 9: I've got trips for you every day this week, right

2731
02:10:23,680 --> 02:10:26,000
Speaker 9: around this time, right around five.

2732
02:10:26,680 --> 02:10:29,000
Speaker 2: It's you and a pal fly out, Put you up,

2733
02:10:29,040 --> 02:10:30,040
Speaker 2: give you one thousand bucks.

2734
02:10:30,360 --> 02:10:33,640
Speaker 9: It's at the key of Forum one night only next Saturday,

2735
02:10:33,680 --> 02:10:37,839
Speaker 9: the seventeenth, Green Day twenty one pilots from the Ohio

2736
02:10:37,960 --> 02:10:44,200
Speaker 9: Capital Cage, The Elephant, Good Charlotte, much of other bands

2737
02:10:44,280 --> 02:10:47,240
Speaker 9: as well. So your shot of this trip is right now.

2738
02:10:47,360 --> 02:10:48,760
Speaker 9: Listen closely and good luck.

2739
02:10:48,960 --> 02:10:52,880
Speaker 8: Now your chance at a trip to our iHeartRadio Alter Ego.

2740
02:10:53,200 --> 02:10:56,840
Speaker 8: Jack's the nationwide keyword music to the number two hundred,

2741
02:10:56,960 --> 02:10:59,560
Speaker 8: two hundred. You'll get a confirmation text and in post

2742
02:10:59,560 --> 02:11:03,000
Speaker 8: standard data and message raised apply in this nationwide contest.

2743
02:11:03,240 --> 02:11:23,160
Speaker 2: That's music to two hundred two hundred who so strongly

2744
02:11:27,120 --> 02:11:27,720
Speaker 2: remember this song.

2745
02:11:29,680 --> 02:11:34,520
Speaker 9: This for me top five van Halen songs easily, easily

2746
02:11:34,640 --> 02:11:39,240
Speaker 9: van Halen's, for lack of a better word, funkiest song.

2747
02:11:40,520 --> 02:11:42,880
Speaker 9: Courtesy of Alex van Halen. This is the song is

2748
02:11:42,920 --> 02:11:46,040
Speaker 9: on van Halen Too, Out of Love Again. I don't

2749
02:11:46,040 --> 02:11:47,880
Speaker 9: remember what track it is on the album. I think

2750
02:11:47,920 --> 02:11:55,680
Speaker 9: it's side two, But for me, it always underscored exactly

2751
02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:59,560
Speaker 9: what Alex van Halen could do right everyone later down

2752
02:11:59,560 --> 02:12:01,600
Speaker 9: the road it's like, oh hot for teacher and all

2753
02:12:01,640 --> 02:12:03,760
Speaker 9: that kind of flashy stuff. But On a Love Again,

2754
02:12:04,360 --> 02:12:06,800
Speaker 9: if you listen to what he's doing, that to me

2755
02:12:07,040 --> 02:12:09,440
Speaker 9: was like, here's a guy who knows his chops. Here's

2756
02:12:09,480 --> 02:12:13,080
Speaker 9: a guy who has compositional knowledge, you know. And they

2757
02:12:13,120 --> 02:12:16,040
Speaker 9: would talk to other drummers about Alex van Halen, about

2758
02:12:16,040 --> 02:12:19,520
Speaker 9: how well versed he was in being able to do

2759
02:12:19,640 --> 02:12:22,920
Speaker 9: all kinds of stuff, and they would talk about Out

2760
02:12:22,920 --> 02:12:23,320
Speaker 9: a Love Again.

2761
02:12:23,320 --> 02:12:26,520
Speaker 2: I love this song because obviously, if.

2762
02:12:26,440 --> 02:12:29,480
Speaker 9: You're playing with Eddie van Halen, most people are going

2763
02:12:29,520 --> 02:12:32,360
Speaker 9: to be focused on the guitars, but the drums in

2764
02:12:32,480 --> 02:12:35,000
Speaker 9: this song unbelievable. Did you read the story about Alex

2765
02:12:35,080 --> 02:12:40,880
Speaker 9: van Halen and uh Steve Lucyeah. I used to call

2766
02:12:40,960 --> 02:12:43,920
Speaker 9: myself a closet Toto fan, except because those guys are

2767
02:12:43,960 --> 02:12:48,800
Speaker 9: amazing drummers as amazing musicians rather Jeff porkerra the longtime

2768
02:12:48,840 --> 02:12:52,440
Speaker 9: drummer for that band. But I'm fully out of the

2769
02:12:52,480 --> 02:12:54,960
Speaker 9: closet with Toto, rob have been for a long time.

2770
02:12:55,000 --> 02:12:59,320
Speaker 9: They're absolutely phenomenal. Now that's another band that I happened

2771
02:12:59,600 --> 02:13:02,280
Speaker 9: to be on any time they're in town, so I

2772
02:13:02,360 --> 02:13:06,600
Speaker 9: still haven't seen them. But Alex van Halen is doing

2773
02:13:06,640 --> 02:13:11,120
Speaker 9: an album with Steve Lucather. He said there's unfinished van

2774
02:13:11,240 --> 02:13:15,440
Speaker 9: Halen music, and Steve Lucather's like I am in no

2775
02:13:15,600 --> 02:13:22,160
Speaker 9: way trying to mimic or replace Eddie van Halen, obviously,

2776
02:13:23,840 --> 02:13:26,440
Speaker 9: but Alex van Halen, he was talking to Nicol McBrain,

2777
02:13:26,480 --> 02:13:28,240
Speaker 9: who used to drum for Iron Maiden.

2778
02:13:30,040 --> 02:13:31,120
Speaker 2: He didn't want to tour anymore.

2779
02:13:33,640 --> 02:13:36,720
Speaker 9: He said that he and Steve Lucather, who is the

2780
02:13:37,080 --> 02:13:39,240
Speaker 9: long he might be the last founding member of Toto,

2781
02:13:41,400 --> 02:13:42,520
Speaker 9: are putting an album together.

2782
02:13:44,200 --> 02:13:46,600
Speaker 2: Yet really haven't heard much from Alex van Halen at all.

2783
02:13:47,120 --> 02:13:51,120
Speaker 9: He put out a book, but he didn't really want

2784
02:13:51,680 --> 02:13:53,960
Speaker 9: to spend a lot of time talking about his brother

2785
02:13:54,600 --> 02:13:59,920
Speaker 9: in the immediate aftermath of Eddie's death, and you know,

2786
02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:05,040
Speaker 9: he's like, I've worked with Steve Lucather before Alex van Halen.

2787
02:14:06,080 --> 02:14:08,160
Speaker 9: I mean, Eddie had done stuff with him as well.

2788
02:14:08,400 --> 02:14:14,920
Speaker 9: You know, Steve Lucather played the main riff and Beat It.

2789
02:14:15,120 --> 02:14:16,400
Speaker 9: You know a lot of people pay attention to the

2790
02:14:16,440 --> 02:14:18,920
Speaker 9: fact that Eddie van Halen did the solo in Michael

2791
02:14:18,960 --> 02:14:21,760
Speaker 9: Jackson's Beat It, but Steve Lucather played that main riff.

2792
02:14:22,440 --> 02:14:26,600
Speaker 9: So he's a really accomplished guy as well. And it

2793
02:14:26,760 --> 02:14:29,680
Speaker 9: wasn't that long ago that this rumor kind of bubbled

2794
02:14:29,760 --> 02:14:31,880
Speaker 9: up and Steve Lucather was like, no, no, no, this

2795
02:14:32,320 --> 02:14:32,920
Speaker 9: is not a thing.

2796
02:14:33,560 --> 02:14:36,000
Speaker 2: So maybe they just weren't ready to confirm it.

2797
02:14:36,360 --> 02:14:40,880
Speaker 11: Well, it's interesting that he's distanced himself so much from

2798
02:14:41,080 --> 02:14:42,640
Speaker 11: everyone remaining you know what.

2799
02:14:42,640 --> 02:14:49,760
Speaker 9: I mean, Alex, you mean from Michael Anthony Anthony. Yeah, Well,

2800
02:14:49,840 --> 02:14:52,280
Speaker 9: he wanted to play with his brother, right. I wonder

2801
02:14:52,280 --> 02:14:55,080
Speaker 9: if you're probably like, well, I wonder if you pull Wolfie, Like,

2802
02:14:55,120 --> 02:14:56,760
Speaker 9: does he grab Wolfie to do some stuff on this?

2803
02:14:58,040 --> 02:14:59,760
Speaker 9: I don't know, it'd be kind of awesome if he did,

2804
02:15:01,480 --> 02:15:04,480
Speaker 9: But once apparently he didn't tell Steve Lucather that he

2805
02:15:04,600 --> 02:15:07,160
Speaker 9: was going to publicly confirm it because somebody had asked

2806
02:15:07,360 --> 02:15:08,960
Speaker 9: Steve Lucather and he's like, oh.

2807
02:15:10,080 --> 02:15:11,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, oh he did he oh he said that.

2808
02:15:12,080 --> 02:15:12,240
Speaker 19: Yeah.

2809
02:15:12,280 --> 02:15:13,160
Speaker 2: Well then yeah, we are.

2810
02:15:13,520 --> 02:15:15,040
Speaker 11: And I wonder if they're going to break out the

2811
02:15:15,080 --> 02:15:16,920
Speaker 11: stuff that they said they found of Eddie because there

2812
02:15:17,000 --> 02:15:20,120
Speaker 11: was all of that leftover stuff. Remember they made that

2813
02:15:20,760 --> 02:15:23,480
Speaker 11: song not long back. Yeah, I wonder if they'll use

2814
02:15:23,520 --> 02:15:24,120
Speaker 11: some of that stuff.

2815
02:15:24,600 --> 02:15:24,800
Speaker 2: Well.

2816
02:15:24,840 --> 02:15:27,400
Speaker 9: Also, I think he was trying to be respectful of

2817
02:15:27,440 --> 02:15:29,320
Speaker 9: the legacy and he was very very clear. If you

2818
02:15:29,400 --> 02:15:33,640
Speaker 9: follow Luke on Instagram, he is very clear. He's like,

2819
02:15:33,760 --> 02:15:36,120
Speaker 9: this is not going to be some van Halen record,

2820
02:15:37,520 --> 02:15:42,440
Speaker 9: but it's some collaborative stuff between Alex van Halen and

2821
02:15:42,480 --> 02:15:47,200
Speaker 9: Steve Lucther. I mean, how old is Alex van Halen though,

2822
02:15:47,280 --> 02:15:50,000
Speaker 9: I mean he's got to be seventies, right, Yeah. And

2823
02:15:50,320 --> 02:15:52,320
Speaker 9: I haven't read that book of his I should read it,

2824
02:15:53,160 --> 02:15:56,320
Speaker 9: but I think it's largely about his relationship with Eddie.

2825
02:15:57,920 --> 02:15:59,960
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I'm called that. Isn't it about his brother?

2826
02:16:00,800 --> 02:16:03,120
Speaker 9: Stories from my brother or something like that or yeah,

2827
02:16:03,120 --> 02:16:06,120
Speaker 9: I don't know. Alex is seventy two, seventy two years old.

2828
02:16:06,880 --> 02:16:07,280
Speaker 2: How about that?

2829
02:16:07,480 --> 02:16:08,480
Speaker 5: How old would Eddie have been?

2830
02:16:11,520 --> 02:16:11,880
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2831
02:16:13,800 --> 02:16:16,360
Speaker 5: He's born in fifty so he'd be seventy one he.

2832
02:16:16,480 --> 02:16:23,600
Speaker 9: Died, Yeah, tomorrow, tomorrow is Eddie. It feels like Eddie

2833
02:16:23,760 --> 02:16:26,600
Speaker 9: has been dead longer. And tomorrow is just the fifth

2834
02:16:26,600 --> 02:16:29,960
Speaker 9: anniversary of Neil Peart dying. Really yeah, it feels like

2835
02:16:30,000 --> 02:16:33,560
Speaker 9: he's been dead longer too, does Eddie died in October

2836
02:16:33,640 --> 02:16:41,000
Speaker 9: of twenty twenty and Neil died in January of twenty

2837
02:16:41,080 --> 02:16:45,480
Speaker 9: twenty one, because I think it's the fifth anniversary, but

2838
02:16:45,600 --> 02:16:48,840
Speaker 9: pretty wild. So anyway, Alex van Halen, who I mean

2839
02:16:49,200 --> 02:16:53,320
Speaker 9: obviously you know van Halen for me as a young guy,

2840
02:16:53,440 --> 02:16:55,320
Speaker 9: not only just learning the drums as a kid, but

2841
02:16:55,520 --> 02:16:57,720
Speaker 9: just playing rock and roll and listening to it and

2842
02:16:57,800 --> 02:17:00,400
Speaker 9: all that. I mean, van Halen was my sun in

2843
02:17:00,480 --> 02:17:03,240
Speaker 9: my moon and my earth. Yeah, until I discovered Metallica,

2844
02:17:03,720 --> 02:17:05,680
Speaker 9: but I still to this day love van Halen.

2845
02:17:07,200 --> 02:17:10,320
Speaker 11: Would you say Alex is the most underrated drummer of

2846
02:17:10,400 --> 02:17:14,160
Speaker 11: all time? He's never on anyone's best drummer list.

2847
02:17:14,240 --> 02:17:16,520
Speaker 9: I don't know if he's the most underrated, but it's

2848
02:17:16,600 --> 02:17:21,320
Speaker 9: so strange to me because I know Eddie. You know,

2849
02:17:21,480 --> 02:17:24,320
Speaker 9: took up most of the attention in that band, But

2850
02:17:24,520 --> 02:17:27,360
Speaker 9: anybody who listened at that time, like in the heyday

2851
02:17:27,400 --> 02:17:30,040
Speaker 9: of that band, anybody listening would be like, there's no

2852
02:17:30,160 --> 02:17:32,959
Speaker 9: better drummer than Alex van Halen, and you just forget.

2853
02:17:33,200 --> 02:17:36,600
Speaker 9: People always forget about Alex. People talk about John Bonham

2854
02:17:36,640 --> 02:17:40,040
Speaker 9: and his snare and all that. Alex van Halen have

2855
02:17:40,200 --> 02:17:42,760
Speaker 9: the second greatest snare sound of all time, you know

2856
02:17:42,760 --> 02:17:45,440
Speaker 9: what I mean, he just played that deep snare.

2857
02:17:45,800 --> 02:17:47,840
Speaker 11: Well, there's just so there's so many great rock and

2858
02:17:48,000 --> 02:17:52,080
Speaker 11: roll drummers, but I mean Alex, Alex absolutely should be

2859
02:17:52,120 --> 02:17:52,560
Speaker 11: on that list.

2860
02:17:53,920 --> 02:17:57,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, Hot for Teacher remains one of the

2861
02:17:58,000 --> 02:18:01,360
Speaker 9: most difficult songs. I've never even got even remotely close

2862
02:18:01,480 --> 02:18:05,560
Speaker 9: to nailing Hot for Teacher. So, no, there's so many

2863
02:18:05,720 --> 02:18:10,279
Speaker 9: things going on there that it's a very, very difficult.

2864
02:18:10,440 --> 02:18:14,080
Speaker 9: And there's been some talk about whether or not any

2865
02:18:14,120 --> 02:18:16,720
Speaker 9: of it was pre recorded and he played along with

2866
02:18:16,920 --> 02:18:18,560
Speaker 9: it or that that beginning part.

2867
02:18:18,800 --> 02:18:20,520
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess anything is possible.

2868
02:18:20,560 --> 02:18:22,920
Speaker 2: But I've seen him play it live, yeah, yeah, a

2869
02:18:23,000 --> 02:18:25,240
Speaker 2: long long time, so you got you have to assume.

2870
02:18:25,040 --> 02:18:27,040
Speaker 5: That he play He can play, I mean, look, and

2871
02:18:27,160 --> 02:18:29,959
Speaker 5: he can play eruption right right, So.

2872
02:18:30,240 --> 02:18:34,039
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I think big picture, Alex van Halen

2873
02:18:34,200 --> 02:18:37,160
Speaker 9: is obviously one of the best drummers ever. But you're right,

2874
02:18:37,280 --> 02:18:39,320
Speaker 9: like when people talk about who are the greatest drummers,

2875
02:18:40,640 --> 02:18:43,320
Speaker 9: you're here, you'll hear John Bonham, You'll hear you know,

2876
02:18:43,879 --> 02:18:46,640
Speaker 9: you'll hear whoever played the drums for Tiny Tim Keith

2877
02:18:46,720 --> 02:18:51,880
Speaker 9: Boone always gets mentioned, the guy in Greta van Fleet,

2878
02:18:52,080 --> 02:18:56,120
Speaker 9: the guy in Greta van Fleet, The Ellen Carr Show on.

2879
02:18:56,320 --> 02:18:57,279
Speaker 3: One hundred.

2880
02:19:00,520 --> 02:19:02,360
Speaker 2: All are men and women in uniform.

2881
02:19:02,640 --> 02:19:05,680
Speaker 7: I've been a lifelong fan twenty years of military. Comeback

2882
02:19:05,800 --> 02:19:09,400
Speaker 7: on a sign. Your Afternoons show is wrong.

2883
02:19:09,560 --> 02:19:13,879
Speaker 2: Horrible thanks from the Alan Cox Show. Horrible on one.

2884
02:19:13,800 --> 02:19:16,240
Speaker 3: Hundred point seven WMMS.

2885
02:19:38,800 --> 02:19:59,039
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, yes, of course we have a conversation about drummers.

2886
02:19:59,640 --> 02:20:02,840
Speaker 9: Danny Harry fantastic too.

2887
02:20:04,560 --> 02:20:09,480
Speaker 2: But that's a very specific style that he's got right

2888
02:20:10,600 --> 02:20:13,039
Speaker 2: terms of what you're looking for in a drummer, because

2889
02:20:13,120 --> 02:20:15,600
Speaker 2: any instrument, if you play an instrument, you're going to

2890
02:20:15,680 --> 02:20:19,720
Speaker 2: have people that are kind of touch points for you,

2891
02:20:20,440 --> 02:20:21,240
Speaker 2: and I like tool.

2892
02:20:21,680 --> 02:20:23,320
Speaker 9: Danny Carey was never a guy that I was really

2893
02:20:23,480 --> 02:20:31,039
Speaker 9: paying particular attention to his drumming a lot of tribal

2894
02:20:31,120 --> 02:20:34,280
Speaker 9: elements to it, and you know, yeah, not really my style,

2895
02:20:34,320 --> 02:20:37,920
Speaker 9: but very very accomplished. I remember years ago, i'd only

2896
02:20:38,000 --> 02:20:41,080
Speaker 9: been in Cleveland a couple of years. There was a

2897
02:20:41,120 --> 02:20:44,520
Speaker 9: place on the east Side called Nighttown, and they closed

2898
02:20:44,560 --> 02:20:46,800
Speaker 9: it during COVID I think, and then tried to reopen it,

2899
02:20:46,959 --> 02:20:49,600
Speaker 9: or they did reopen it and then it closed again.

2900
02:20:49,800 --> 02:20:51,520
Speaker 9: It was this hole back and forth, but it was

2901
02:20:51,600 --> 02:20:55,720
Speaker 9: primarily a jazz club. It's where doctor Ryan Bergland and

2902
02:20:55,840 --> 02:20:59,080
Speaker 9: I had our first get to know you lunch, many

2903
02:20:59,280 --> 02:21:02,760
Speaker 9: many many nice Nighttown east Side if you were ever

2904
02:21:02,879 --> 02:21:06,680
Speaker 9: on your way to like grogshop or something, I love Nighttown.

2905
02:21:07,920 --> 02:21:13,360
Speaker 9: Terry Bozio had a performance there many many years ago,

2906
02:21:13,400 --> 02:21:15,360
Speaker 9: and if you're familiar with him, you know that his

2907
02:21:15,640 --> 02:21:19,040
Speaker 9: drums are he's on another level. He's one of these

2908
02:21:19,080 --> 02:21:23,960
Speaker 9: guys that plays the drums like he has hundreds of

2909
02:21:24,080 --> 02:21:28,120
Speaker 9: them around him and they're all tuned to different octaves

2910
02:21:28,160 --> 02:21:33,279
Speaker 9: and things. So it was he was he would practically

2911
02:21:33,360 --> 02:21:36,000
Speaker 9: have to like lower himself into this thing that to

2912
02:21:36,080 --> 02:21:39,040
Speaker 9: me is overkilled. There's so much there that I can't

2913
02:21:39,200 --> 02:21:42,680
Speaker 9: appreciate it to the fullest extent. But that's a guy

2914
02:21:42,720 --> 02:21:47,520
Speaker 9: who was like playing the drums like a woodwind or

2915
02:21:47,520 --> 02:21:48,680
Speaker 9: a brass wind instrument.

2916
02:21:48,760 --> 02:21:51,440
Speaker 2: Hey, you got to mention Carter Beaufort. You gotta mention

2917
02:21:51,680 --> 02:21:53,959
Speaker 2: Ginger Baker. Yeah.

2918
02:21:54,040 --> 02:21:56,840
Speaker 9: And again there's all Stewart Copland. There's all Stuart Copeland.

2919
02:21:56,920 --> 02:21:59,200
Speaker 9: I mean, there's all like the jazz rock guys. To

2920
02:21:59,280 --> 02:22:02,640
Speaker 9: somebody mentioned Kaluda, who's dynamite. I mean, he's played on

2921
02:22:02,720 --> 02:22:05,560
Speaker 9: Mega Death, He's played on Staying. You know, it's just

2922
02:22:05,640 --> 02:22:07,640
Speaker 9: one of these guys, the session dudes that can play whatever.

2923
02:22:08,680 --> 02:22:11,760
Speaker 2: I'm a Liberty de Vito guy, Liberty DeVito from the

2924
02:22:11,800 --> 02:22:17,440
Speaker 2: Billy Joel band YEP, who again unceremoniously removed from the band,

2925
02:22:19,040 --> 02:22:21,880
Speaker 2: which you know if you watched rob like I did

2926
02:22:22,000 --> 02:22:26,360
Speaker 2: the Billy Joel documentary fourteen hours of it. But he's

2927
02:22:26,400 --> 02:22:28,840
Speaker 2: also in that count Me In documentary too, where he's like,

2928
02:22:29,040 --> 02:22:30,400
Speaker 2: you know, I think they kissed the made up, but

2929
02:22:30,600 --> 02:22:32,960
Speaker 2: it's pretty bitter about it because Billy Joel called his

2930
02:22:33,160 --> 02:22:36,920
Speaker 2: long time didn't even call him his longtime band found

2931
02:22:36,920 --> 02:22:38,760
Speaker 2: out that they weren't going on tour with him.

2932
02:22:39,280 --> 02:22:43,320
Speaker 9: That's how they found out. They're like, oh, he's doing

2933
02:22:43,360 --> 02:22:45,360
Speaker 9: a new album and going on tour. I didn't get

2934
02:22:45,360 --> 02:22:49,720
Speaker 9: a call people asking me if I'm buying tickets for

2935
02:22:49,879 --> 02:22:52,680
Speaker 9: David Lee Roth. You saw they announced that he's doing

2936
02:22:52,720 --> 02:22:57,200
Speaker 9: a tour him. He's not coming here though, Nope, I

2937
02:22:57,240 --> 02:23:01,520
Speaker 9: ain't traveling. Nego see David Lee Roth with respect, peace

2938
02:23:01,600 --> 02:23:01,879
Speaker 9: and love.

2939
02:23:02,000 --> 02:23:06,039
Speaker 2: I ain't going to do that. No, I don't know if.

2940
02:23:06,080 --> 02:23:07,320
Speaker 5: I don't know if I would go if it was

2941
02:23:07,400 --> 02:23:09,519
Speaker 5: here respect.

2942
02:23:09,320 --> 02:23:12,000
Speaker 2: No, I know, I just just to see what's going on.

2943
02:23:12,200 --> 02:23:13,600
Speaker 2: I would go see him if he was coming to

2944
02:23:13,720 --> 02:23:15,200
Speaker 2: like MGM Northfield Park.

2945
02:23:15,600 --> 02:23:17,800
Speaker 11: I don't want to remember him like that. I'm seeing

2946
02:23:17,840 --> 02:23:19,360
Speaker 11: these videos and I'm like, it's Ai.

2947
02:23:19,680 --> 02:23:21,920
Speaker 9: Bro's doing a lot of dates. Man, He's doing April

2948
02:23:21,920 --> 02:23:25,000
Speaker 9: through August. Where's the closest one Dayton?

2949
02:23:25,400 --> 02:23:25,520
Speaker 7: Oh?

2950
02:23:25,600 --> 02:23:30,360
Speaker 9: Wow, isn't is Huber Heights, Dayton. That's the Dayton metropolitan area, right,

2951
02:23:30,600 --> 02:23:34,120
Speaker 9: huber Heights city. Huh what a random city. Well they

2952
02:23:34,200 --> 02:23:36,000
Speaker 9: have they have a place called the Rose Center for

2953
02:23:36,080 --> 02:23:38,039
Speaker 9: the Arts or something like that, and so bands will

2954
02:23:38,040 --> 02:23:40,920
Speaker 9: come through if they're going to do a Yeah, Hubert Heights, Ohio.

2955
02:23:41,120 --> 02:23:45,200
Speaker 2: I think that's Dayton area. H June ninth is the day.

2956
02:23:45,520 --> 02:23:47,279
Speaker 9: I think that might be the only show in Ohio,

2957
02:23:48,840 --> 02:23:51,640
Speaker 9: Battle Creek, Michigan where my kids grew up, fire Keeper's

2958
02:23:51,720 --> 02:23:57,920
Speaker 9: Casino Hotel. So yeah, he'll do Milwaukee and Fort Wayne

2959
02:23:58,160 --> 02:24:02,199
Speaker 9: and you know, if you want to go East Asbury Park.

2960
02:24:04,400 --> 02:24:05,440
Speaker 9: But I'm not traveling to.

2961
02:24:05,440 --> 02:24:07,760
Speaker 2: Go CDC Peanuts.

2962
02:24:08,800 --> 02:24:16,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, Austin, Texas, Orlando, Nashville, Glenside, Pennsylvania.

2963
02:24:16,560 --> 02:24:20,200
Speaker 2: That sounds more on the Philly side. Niagara Falls.

2964
02:24:21,680 --> 02:24:24,080
Speaker 9: I fully planned to stop at Niagara Falls on the

2965
02:24:24,120 --> 02:24:24,879
Speaker 9: way back from Toronto.

2966
02:24:24,920 --> 02:24:27,840
Speaker 2: He just didn't do it once I because I would

2967
02:24:27,879 --> 02:24:28,120
Speaker 2: want to.

2968
02:24:28,160 --> 02:24:30,800
Speaker 9: Everybody says, you gotta check it out on the Canadian side,

2969
02:24:30,840 --> 02:24:31,600
Speaker 9: not the American side.

2970
02:24:31,959 --> 02:24:33,040
Speaker 5: The American side sucks.

2971
02:24:33,160 --> 02:24:35,720
Speaker 9: But we sat in that Peace Bridge for an hour,

2972
02:24:36,400 --> 02:24:38,240
Speaker 9: so I'm like, I don't want to mess with Niagara Falls.

2973
02:24:38,240 --> 02:24:39,200
Speaker 2: I don't care. It's water.

2974
02:24:39,400 --> 02:24:39,760
Speaker 7: I get it.

2975
02:24:41,200 --> 02:24:46,240
Speaker 2: He's playing Boston House of Blues in May, so, uh, right.

2976
02:24:46,280 --> 02:24:47,600
Speaker 5: Are you excited to go to Boston?

2977
02:24:52,520 --> 02:24:54,840
Speaker 2: Slowly out he had to think about it. I really

2978
02:24:54,920 --> 02:24:57,680
Speaker 2: had to think about it. Well.

2979
02:24:57,720 --> 02:24:59,640
Speaker 11: He was making sure I didn't say Austin. He was

2980
02:24:59,640 --> 02:25:01,680
Speaker 11: trying to figure out what I said. And he's liked

2981
02:25:01,840 --> 02:25:03,480
Speaker 11: he said Boston, Yes, I.

2982
02:25:03,560 --> 02:25:09,400
Speaker 9: Am, Yes, Are you excited to go to Hubert Heights, Ohio. Yeah,

2983
02:25:11,720 --> 02:25:17,560
Speaker 9: what about Austin, Texas? All right, boy, he's really up

2984
02:25:17,600 --> 02:25:21,760
Speaker 9: for this whole thing. Dave, you're playing Schenectady, New York.

2985
02:25:23,600 --> 02:25:25,199
Speaker 9: All right, he's excited.

2986
02:25:25,440 --> 02:25:26,640
Speaker 5: Hope he tells us all about it.

2987
02:25:28,640 --> 02:25:34,560
Speaker 2: I'll tell you all about it. Oh what will you

2988
02:25:34,640 --> 02:25:36,360
Speaker 2: do if you're running late for one of your shows?

2989
02:25:36,440 --> 02:25:42,640
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm run here? All right? Oh good? I

2990
02:25:42,840 --> 02:25:43,320
Speaker 2: like to hear that.

2991
02:25:45,320 --> 02:25:46,880
Speaker 5: What's your philosophy on this tour?

2992
02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:53,200
Speaker 2: Like? What if I live my life black? This tomorroom.

2993
02:25:54,280 --> 02:25:54,520
Speaker 20: Loud?

2994
02:25:58,160 --> 02:26:01,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Everything he's got he had to steal.

2995
02:26:02,560 --> 02:26:06,920
Speaker 2: No tomorrow, Nope, you know what?

2996
02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:09,440
Speaker 14: What?

2997
02:26:11,160 --> 02:26:14,560
Speaker 2: Run on one more time? Okay? He has a lot

2998
02:26:14,600 --> 02:26:17,240
Speaker 2: to say today. Do you have any love? Got no love?

2999
02:26:18,160 --> 02:26:18,720
Speaker 14: No love?

3000
02:26:20,000 --> 02:26:25,960
Speaker 2: Dude, Coria no love? Nobody I thought? He said in

3001
02:26:26,120 --> 02:26:28,080
Speaker 2: Korea when I was a kid. Did everybody think that

3002
02:26:29,440 --> 02:26:33,800
Speaker 2: I got no love? No love in Korea? I didn't know.

3003
02:26:34,560 --> 02:26:37,199
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, this guy likes Asian, what makes sense.

3004
02:26:37,240 --> 02:26:45,080
Speaker 5: He's got him everywhere else? Oh yeah, I.

3005
02:26:45,280 --> 02:26:51,360
Speaker 2: Found the simple life. E't so simple when I jumped

3006
02:26:51,480 --> 02:26:56,280
Speaker 2: down on that road. All right, I got no I've

3007
02:26:56,360 --> 02:27:01,880
Speaker 2: gotten no love, no love in Korea ein't gotten them

3008
02:27:01,920 --> 02:27:05,360
Speaker 2: all right, Thank you, Dave, I appreciate it. I got

3009
02:27:05,400 --> 02:27:06,680
Speaker 2: some food news.

3010
02:27:13,240 --> 02:27:18,879
Speaker 9: The fiftieth anniversary of the world's oldest twinkie. A chemistry

3011
02:27:18,920 --> 02:27:26,000
Speaker 9: teacher in Maine open a a couple of times a year.

3012
02:27:26,440 --> 02:27:29,000
Speaker 9: This is as timely as today's headlines. That I stumbled

3013
02:27:29,040 --> 02:27:31,800
Speaker 9: out of this story a couple of times a year.

3014
02:27:31,840 --> 02:27:34,480
Speaker 9: I shouldn't even say that. Once a year, I'll get

3015
02:27:34,520 --> 02:27:38,120
Speaker 9: a hanker in for a twinkie. And this happened a

3016
02:27:38,200 --> 02:27:41,880
Speaker 9: couple of days ago. I was at It was an

3017
02:27:41,959 --> 02:27:45,039
Speaker 9: impulse buy. It was at a place and I don't

3018
02:27:45,040 --> 02:27:47,080
Speaker 9: even think you see him that often anymore, just the

3019
02:27:47,680 --> 02:27:50,280
Speaker 9: two pack of twinkies. Now usually got to buy him

3020
02:27:50,320 --> 02:27:52,360
Speaker 9: in like a box the size of a friggin' depth charge.

3021
02:27:52,800 --> 02:27:55,600
Speaker 9: You know, they're like no family pack of twinkies, Like

3022
02:27:55,680 --> 02:27:57,760
Speaker 9: who is this family? Anyway?

3023
02:27:58,200 --> 02:27:59,920
Speaker 2: I was somewhere and I was in line and they

3024
02:28:00,160 --> 02:28:03,959
Speaker 2: had the classic two pack of twinkies. They're on the rack.

3025
02:28:05,480 --> 02:28:10,320
Speaker 2: Bought one life changing, No, But like I said, once

3026
02:28:10,360 --> 02:28:12,040
Speaker 2: a year, I get a hanker in for a twinkie.

3027
02:28:12,320 --> 02:28:12,720
Speaker 5: So good.

3028
02:28:12,879 --> 02:28:15,680
Speaker 2: I had two twinkies in the car.

3029
02:28:16,400 --> 02:28:19,160
Speaker 11: Who brought them back? Remember the Hostess killed them, and

3030
02:28:19,240 --> 02:28:21,040
Speaker 11: then somebody host makes them.

3031
02:28:21,080 --> 02:28:21,600
Speaker 2: Did they make them?

3032
02:28:21,800 --> 02:28:21,959
Speaker 14: Yeah?

3033
02:28:22,160 --> 02:28:24,119
Speaker 11: Then somebody bought Hostess or something and brought it back.

3034
02:28:24,240 --> 02:28:26,920
Speaker 11: Probably remember they disappeared and people freaked out.

3035
02:28:28,120 --> 02:28:32,720
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, Hostess still is the brand on well, Smucker

3036
02:28:32,760 --> 02:28:33,160
Speaker 9: owns them.

3037
02:28:33,879 --> 02:28:34,920
Speaker 5: That must have been what did it?

3038
02:28:34,959 --> 02:28:38,680
Speaker 11: Then something happened because they discon take quit making twinkies

3039
02:28:38,720 --> 02:28:40,960
Speaker 11: and people freaked out. So I remember people were like

3040
02:28:41,040 --> 02:28:42,920
Speaker 11: buying twinkies and selling them online.

3041
02:28:44,240 --> 02:28:45,199
Speaker 2: They'd never expire.

3042
02:28:46,120 --> 02:28:48,640
Speaker 9: Well, and that's the point of this guy. They're in

3043
02:28:48,879 --> 02:28:53,360
Speaker 9: Maine fifty years ago. He's a chemistry teacher. He opened

3044
02:28:53,440 --> 02:28:55,680
Speaker 9: up a pack of twinkies in nineteen seventy six. He

3045
02:28:55,720 --> 02:28:58,840
Speaker 9: asked the student how long they would last, and it's

3046
02:28:58,920 --> 02:29:03,160
Speaker 9: been sitting in a glass case at the school ever since.

3047
02:29:04,160 --> 02:29:08,400
Speaker 9: He has since retired. Obviously, Roger Bannatti is a retired

3048
02:29:08,680 --> 02:29:12,920
Speaker 9: chemistry teacher. And that twinkie, they did a news story

3049
02:29:13,000 --> 02:29:14,920
Speaker 9: on it a few years ago. They were talking about

3050
02:29:14,920 --> 02:29:18,400
Speaker 9: the forty three year old Twinkie. Six years later, of course,

3051
02:29:18,720 --> 02:29:21,960
Speaker 9: it is celebrating its fiftieth anniversary. I'll show it to

3052
02:29:22,040 --> 02:29:23,600
Speaker 9: you if you're watching here, and you'll see what this

3053
02:29:23,760 --> 02:29:25,880
Speaker 9: shape that this thing is in Hi.

3054
02:29:25,920 --> 02:29:29,000
Speaker 15: I'm Roger Bannatti. I'm a retired science teacher from George

3055
02:29:29,000 --> 02:29:32,560
Speaker 15: Stevens Academy, and this is the twinkie that began the

3056
02:29:32,680 --> 02:29:34,000
Speaker 15: ongoing Twinkie experience.

3057
02:29:34,080 --> 02:29:37,080
Speaker 2: Look at that thing, I mean, fifty years old.

3058
02:29:37,240 --> 02:29:41,280
Speaker 9: It's it's far from edible, obviously, but I'm surprised it

3059
02:29:41,400 --> 02:29:42,520
Speaker 9: looks that diminished.

3060
02:29:42,920 --> 02:29:43,879
Speaker 5: Is it far from edable?

3061
02:29:43,920 --> 02:29:44,080
Speaker 2: Though?

3062
02:29:46,600 --> 02:29:49,440
Speaker 9: I imagine because it's taking up residence here in this

3063
02:29:49,520 --> 02:29:51,640
Speaker 9: class case. I bet if you opened that case and

3064
02:29:51,720 --> 02:29:53,440
Speaker 9: touched it, it would immediately disintegrate.

3065
02:29:53,680 --> 02:29:57,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like a white dog. Turn from that's how

3066
02:29:57,320 --> 02:30:00,959
Speaker 5: last time? Yeah, well, this was chemistry class.

3067
02:30:01,040 --> 02:30:04,160
Speaker 15: And then the chemistry class we happened to be discussing

3068
02:30:04,280 --> 02:30:08,000
Speaker 15: food additives and different types of food additives and food preservatives.

3069
02:30:08,040 --> 02:30:11,200
Speaker 15: And one of my students just happened to ask me, well,

3070
02:30:11,240 --> 02:30:14,560
Speaker 15: how long would a twinkie last? And my response was

3071
02:30:14,920 --> 02:30:17,960
Speaker 15: I don't know, And I said, well, let's do an experiment.

3072
02:30:18,680 --> 02:30:20,920
Speaker 15: So I gave the student a couple of dollars, asked

3073
02:30:20,959 --> 02:30:23,039
Speaker 15: the student to go down to Maryland Hinckley's and pick

3074
02:30:23,120 --> 02:30:26,039
Speaker 15: up a package of Twinkies. So the student came back

3075
02:30:26,080 --> 02:30:29,880
Speaker 15: with the package. I basically unripped the package, ate one

3076
02:30:29,959 --> 02:30:32,680
Speaker 15: of the twinkies, and then put the other package up

3077
02:30:32,760 --> 02:30:33,600
Speaker 15: on the chalkboard.

3078
02:30:34,280 --> 02:30:35,560
Speaker 5: I believe that it.

3079
02:30:35,600 --> 02:30:36,840
Speaker 15: Looks about like a Twinkie.

3080
02:30:37,040 --> 02:30:41,560
Speaker 10: I think it does amazing after forty years. I remember

3081
02:30:41,640 --> 02:30:44,959
Speaker 10: being in chemistry class. The school year was nineteen seventy

3082
02:30:45,000 --> 02:30:48,240
Speaker 10: five seventy six. I don't know that we ever thought

3083
02:30:48,240 --> 02:30:50,680
Speaker 10: about what would happen to the twinkie. I mean, maybe

3084
02:30:51,040 --> 02:30:52,320
Speaker 10: I can remember seventy six.

3085
02:30:53,560 --> 02:30:54,800
Speaker 2: Remember at one point in time.

3086
02:30:54,800 --> 02:30:57,119
Speaker 10: Someone said, well, maybe I should eat the twinkie because

3087
02:30:57,160 --> 02:30:59,800
Speaker 10: it's only been there a few days and you know,

3088
02:31:00,040 --> 02:31:02,600
Speaker 10: probably still good. I mean, I'll remember just kind of

3089
02:31:02,640 --> 02:31:05,040
Speaker 10: forgetting about the twinkie. It just became a part of

3090
02:31:05,160 --> 02:31:05,880
Speaker 10: the classroom.

3091
02:31:06,520 --> 02:31:09,080
Speaker 15: I basically say, the twinkie has become much like me.

3092
02:31:09,240 --> 02:31:11,840
Speaker 15: It's older, it's grayer, and it's more flaky.

3093
02:31:12,160 --> 02:31:14,440
Speaker 5: Dah yeah, man, old gray.

3094
02:31:14,440 --> 02:31:17,480
Speaker 2: More flaky. Man, take a bite and a twig here

3095
02:31:17,560 --> 02:31:27,080
Speaker 2: it's Oh no, that's terrible. Oh so there it is.

3096
02:31:27,320 --> 02:31:29,160
Speaker 2: I'll show it to you side by side before they

3097
02:31:29,280 --> 02:31:29,520
Speaker 2: move on.

3098
02:31:30,480 --> 02:31:30,680
Speaker 7: Yeah.

3099
02:31:30,800 --> 02:31:33,560
Speaker 2: Absolutely, past twins to the same shape.

3100
02:31:34,400 --> 02:31:36,560
Speaker 10: I mean, what's in it that makes it keep its

3101
02:31:36,600 --> 02:31:39,400
Speaker 10: shape after forty five years, it's a little frightening.

3102
02:31:40,000 --> 02:31:42,520
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, it's all preservatives. Yeah, it's what they're trying

3103
02:31:42,520 --> 02:31:44,840
Speaker 9: to kind of tell you. It's not food.

3104
02:31:45,320 --> 02:31:47,960
Speaker 2: It's something that you can eat, but it has so

3105
02:31:48,200 --> 02:31:50,080
Speaker 2: little organic material in it.

3106
02:31:50,400 --> 02:31:50,560
Speaker 7: You know.

3107
02:31:51,120 --> 02:31:54,480
Speaker 9: Twinkies were invented in nineteen thirty by a guy from

3108
02:31:54,600 --> 02:31:59,280
Speaker 9: Canada in Schiller Park, Illinois, that is suburban Chicago.

3109
02:31:59,720 --> 02:32:05,480
Speaker 2: He was working for the Continental Baking Company, and.

3110
02:32:07,000 --> 02:32:10,120
Speaker 9: He said that several machines that were used to make

3111
02:32:11,400 --> 02:32:15,800
Speaker 9: strawberry shortcake just sat there when the strawberries were out

3112
02:32:15,840 --> 02:32:20,640
Speaker 9: of season. Twinkies were originally filled with banana filling. He

3113
02:32:20,680 --> 02:32:22,119
Speaker 9: said he came up with a name when he saw

3114
02:32:22,160 --> 02:32:26,800
Speaker 9: a billboard in Saint Louis for twinkle toe shoes. Now

3115
02:32:26,959 --> 02:32:30,360
Speaker 9: you have to think that this guy probably died penniless, right,

3116
02:32:30,680 --> 02:32:33,280
Speaker 9: these people who invented stuff, but it was still the

3117
02:32:33,400 --> 02:32:36,760
Speaker 9: intellectual property of whatever company they worked for. You know,

3118
02:32:36,840 --> 02:32:40,200
Speaker 9: like the guy who stumbled onto the light adhesive that

3119
02:32:40,680 --> 02:32:43,080
Speaker 9: three m would use to make post it notes. They

3120
02:32:43,160 --> 02:32:46,480
Speaker 9: probably gave that guy one hundred bucks, you know, because

3121
02:32:46,520 --> 02:32:48,959
Speaker 9: whatever he was working on belongs to the company.

3122
02:32:49,120 --> 02:32:50,800
Speaker 11: And it was like a failure. He's like, this is

3123
02:32:51,000 --> 02:32:54,480
Speaker 11: sticky yeah, damn it. Wait a minute, we can make

3124
02:32:54,520 --> 02:32:56,080
Speaker 11: pieces of paper stick together.

3125
02:32:56,360 --> 02:33:00,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty twelve. Host has filed for chapter eleven. Then.

3126
02:33:02,680 --> 02:33:06,120
Speaker 2: I love the the twinkie sales were down twenty I

3127
02:33:06,240 --> 02:33:06,840
Speaker 2: love the question.

3128
02:33:06,920 --> 02:33:09,880
Speaker 11: In the beginning of that, he says, Hey, mister so

3129
02:33:10,040 --> 02:33:12,240
Speaker 11: and so, how long do you think this twinkie's gonna last?

3130
02:33:13,360 --> 02:33:13,840
Speaker 5: You know, quick?

3131
02:33:13,879 --> 02:33:16,080
Speaker 9: That answer would have been like, no, about a second

3132
02:33:16,120 --> 02:33:18,920
Speaker 9: and a half. Yeah, I took it to the face.

3133
02:33:20,360 --> 02:33:23,840
Speaker 9: I remember they tried those chocolate twinkies back in the day.

3134
02:33:23,920 --> 02:33:26,520
Speaker 5: It was basically just a ho ho well it.

3135
02:33:26,560 --> 02:33:26,880
Speaker 4: Was it was.

3136
02:33:27,080 --> 02:33:29,320
Speaker 9: It was still the yellow cake, but it would it

3137
02:33:29,400 --> 02:33:32,640
Speaker 9: had like the chocolate filling, and I was, okay, genuinely

3138
02:33:32,720 --> 02:33:35,879
Speaker 9: surprised that they didn't take off. Oh man, you don't

3139
02:33:35,920 --> 02:33:38,720
Speaker 9: need that. See all these different flavors of oreos, you

3140
02:33:38,720 --> 02:33:42,600
Speaker 9: don't need that. Yeah, but that would give you two flavors.

3141
02:33:42,760 --> 02:33:45,720
Speaker 9: You'd have twinkie and chocolate Twinkie, chocolate twinkie, you got it.

3142
02:33:45,720 --> 02:33:47,800
Speaker 9: You got all the other things.

3143
02:33:48,879 --> 02:33:51,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I I think that most twist cakes, I.

3144
02:33:51,160 --> 02:33:54,160
Speaker 9: Think that most snack food is created and marketed on

3145
02:33:54,320 --> 02:33:56,920
Speaker 9: the assumption that people don't know what they want until

3146
02:33:56,959 --> 02:33:59,120
Speaker 9: they get it and then they go, oh, I never

3147
02:33:59,200 --> 02:33:59,880
Speaker 9: thought about doing it.

3148
02:34:00,440 --> 02:34:02,520
Speaker 2: Forgot how much I liked those Ho Hosts. I haven't

3149
02:34:02,520 --> 02:34:04,080
Speaker 2: had a Those things are so good.

3150
02:34:04,280 --> 02:34:08,000
Speaker 9: Oh, I didn't get those things in my lunch. My

3151
02:34:08,160 --> 02:34:10,600
Speaker 9: mom wasn't giving us that kind of stuff. So all

3152
02:34:10,720 --> 02:34:13,120
Speaker 9: my friends would open up their lunch every day and

3153
02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:16,280
Speaker 9: they'd all have something like that. They'd have a Devil Dog,

3154
02:34:16,480 --> 02:34:18,760
Speaker 9: or they'd have a Ho Ho, or they'd have.

3155
02:34:18,800 --> 02:34:19,560
Speaker 2: A Ding Dong.

3156
02:34:19,920 --> 02:34:23,199
Speaker 11: Yeah, we were like the Dong ding the ripoff versions

3157
02:34:23,240 --> 02:34:24,520
Speaker 11: of the stuff that I got when I was a kid.

3158
02:34:24,560 --> 02:34:25,640
Speaker 5: We didn't have that stuff either.

3159
02:34:25,840 --> 02:34:26,040
Speaker 7: Yeah.

3160
02:34:27,600 --> 02:34:32,360
Speaker 2: So I had my annual Twinkie dip this past week.

3161
02:34:33,800 --> 02:34:35,280
Speaker 5: When do you think about that apple pies?

3162
02:34:36,040 --> 02:34:37,280
Speaker 2: Those Hostess apple pies.

3163
02:34:37,560 --> 02:34:38,840
Speaker 5: That was the last time they had one of those.

3164
02:34:38,720 --> 02:34:40,880
Speaker 2: Things of when I was a kid. I mean, if

3165
02:34:40,879 --> 02:34:42,160
Speaker 2: they were good enough for Spider Man.

3166
02:34:42,320 --> 02:34:44,000
Speaker 9: I remember on the back of the comic books you

3167
02:34:44,080 --> 02:34:46,280
Speaker 9: were talking about comic books yesterday. Back of the comic

3168
02:34:46,320 --> 02:34:49,680
Speaker 9: books are in the inside they were always advertisements for Hosts,

3169
02:34:49,800 --> 02:34:50,280
Speaker 9: fruit pies.

3170
02:34:50,360 --> 02:34:51,920
Speaker 2: Bro Those God damn, that's what I'm saying.

3171
02:34:51,959 --> 02:34:54,120
Speaker 9: Those were so good the advertise, it was like the

3172
02:34:54,240 --> 02:34:58,200
Speaker 9: last panel of the back of the comic book and

3173
02:34:58,440 --> 02:35:04,320
Speaker 9: speedermen would always round up the villains with the help

3174
02:35:04,480 --> 02:35:07,959
Speaker 9: of Hostess fruit pies. He would, of course sling his web,

3175
02:35:08,320 --> 02:35:14,120
Speaker 9: but he'd always stumble onto some ne'er do wells who

3176
02:35:14,160 --> 02:35:16,120
Speaker 9: were trying to break into a bank or something, and

3177
02:35:16,200 --> 02:35:18,080
Speaker 9: he's like, how am I going to get these guys

3178
02:35:18,640 --> 02:35:22,080
Speaker 9: out of here? And he would lure them with the delicious,

3179
02:35:22,520 --> 02:35:26,040
Speaker 9: flaky Hostess fruit pies rob Yet it never failed. You

3180
02:35:26,120 --> 02:35:28,680
Speaker 9: didn't have one guy who was like, now I'm on

3181
02:35:28,720 --> 02:35:31,360
Speaker 9: a sugar fast. You didn't have one bank robber that

3182
02:35:31,480 --> 02:35:34,440
Speaker 9: was like, nah, I try to eat healthy to a man,

3183
02:35:35,840 --> 02:35:43,400
Speaker 9: these tufts would be lured into Spider's web with Hostess

3184
02:35:43,440 --> 02:35:47,000
Speaker 9: fruit pies, and furthermore, once they got there, couldn't care

3185
02:35:47,120 --> 02:35:49,840
Speaker 9: less that they were now in the long arm of

3186
02:35:49,840 --> 02:35:53,520
Speaker 9: the law, because they were in that web enjoying delicious

3187
02:35:53,560 --> 02:35:56,560
Speaker 9: fruit pies. Spider Man would whip out the variety at

3188
02:35:56,600 --> 02:35:59,920
Speaker 9: the guys. When he wasn't slinging his web, He's slinging

3189
02:36:00,000 --> 02:36:03,960
Speaker 9: fruit pies, and that's how he'd get him. Now, the

3190
02:36:04,000 --> 02:36:06,360
Speaker 9: trouble with the Hostess fruit pies was if you bit

3191
02:36:06,440 --> 02:36:09,200
Speaker 9: into it, you know, gravity would take its toll on

3192
02:36:09,280 --> 02:36:11,240
Speaker 9: those things. Ye, and so you'd have one end that

3193
02:36:11,440 --> 02:36:14,320
Speaker 9: was entirely hollow, and at the other end you'd have

3194
02:36:14,440 --> 02:36:15,119
Speaker 9: all the goo.

3195
02:36:15,360 --> 02:36:16,080
Speaker 5: Yep in there.

3196
02:36:16,160 --> 02:36:17,760
Speaker 2: Well, you had to figure that out before the first bite.

3197
02:36:17,800 --> 02:36:19,080
Speaker 2: That's what you had to do. That was the trick.

3198
02:36:19,240 --> 02:36:21,000
Speaker 2: You've bit a corner, that's right to see if the

3199
02:36:21,040 --> 02:36:21,959
Speaker 2: corner was empty.

3200
02:36:21,760 --> 02:36:23,200
Speaker 5: That's right. Then you knew.

3201
02:36:25,440 --> 02:36:26,960
Speaker 2: Gotta flip this thing around, but not all the way.

3202
02:36:27,000 --> 02:36:27,600
Speaker 2: It's gonna leak.

3203
02:36:28,560 --> 02:36:30,640
Speaker 9: But for as long as Twinkie has been around, you know,

3204
02:36:30,720 --> 02:36:32,760
Speaker 9: it's become a huge part of pop culture and it's

3205
02:36:32,800 --> 02:36:35,240
Speaker 9: you know, you might recall something called the Twinkie defense.

3206
02:36:36,760 --> 02:36:39,440
Speaker 2: I don't think that's an actual legal term. But there

3207
02:36:39,840 --> 02:36:41,320
Speaker 2: was a guy.

3208
02:36:41,760 --> 02:36:44,400
Speaker 9: Remember they made a movie of a guy named Harvey Milk.

3209
02:36:44,800 --> 02:36:47,600
Speaker 9: Remember Harvey Milk. Okay, he was like one of the

3210
02:36:47,640 --> 02:36:51,800
Speaker 9: first openly gay city council members or something was in

3211
02:36:51,840 --> 02:36:52,520
Speaker 9: San Francisco.

3212
02:36:52,600 --> 02:36:54,560
Speaker 2: Sean Penn played him in the movie twenty years ago.

3213
02:36:55,160 --> 02:36:55,959
Speaker 2: Harvey Milk was.

3214
02:36:55,920 --> 02:36:58,280
Speaker 9: An assistant to who I think was the mayor of

3215
02:36:58,360 --> 02:37:02,199
Speaker 9: San Francisco at the time, and the mayor was assassinated

3216
02:37:02,280 --> 02:37:05,120
Speaker 9: by this guy and Harvey Milk was killed too. This

3217
02:37:05,240 --> 02:37:07,800
Speaker 9: guy Dan White, that went on trial for murdering the

3218
02:37:07,879 --> 02:37:11,520
Speaker 9: mayor of San Francisco and Harvey Milk, and his defense

3219
02:37:12,000 --> 02:37:16,400
Speaker 9: was that he was so depressed that his diet had

3220
02:37:16,480 --> 02:37:20,280
Speaker 9: diminished to the point where he was eating just twinkies

3221
02:37:20,320 --> 02:37:24,119
Speaker 9: and all kinds of bad stuff. And his lawyers were like, well,

3222
02:37:24,280 --> 02:37:28,119
Speaker 9: your honor, had my client been in a better frame

3223
02:37:28,200 --> 02:37:32,680
Speaker 9: of mind, you know, mind body connection, and so they

3224
02:37:32,720 --> 02:37:35,560
Speaker 9: called it the twinkie defense. It didn't work at all,

3225
02:37:36,600 --> 02:37:39,800
Speaker 9: you know, but they were like, well, are you trying

3226
02:37:39,840 --> 02:37:41,840
Speaker 9: to tell me that if your client had just eaten

3227
02:37:41,879 --> 02:37:44,520
Speaker 9: a not eaten a twinkie, that he would have been fine.

3228
02:37:47,040 --> 02:37:51,360
Speaker 9: Dan White ended up killing himself anyway, So I don't

3229
02:37:51,360 --> 02:37:53,120
Speaker 9: know if he had a couple of twinkies before that.

3230
02:37:53,520 --> 02:37:56,000
Speaker 2: Don't know the twinkie the kid was the mascot, right,

3231
02:37:56,800 --> 02:37:59,600
Speaker 2: the kid he had he had a cowboy had he

3232
02:37:59,640 --> 02:38:01,840
Speaker 2: had inexplicably boots?

3233
02:38:02,320 --> 02:38:02,560
Speaker 7: Yeah?

3234
02:38:02,879 --> 02:38:04,120
Speaker 2: Because why did he have legs?

3235
02:38:05,720 --> 02:38:07,640
Speaker 12: Right? I think the only time I had a Twinkie

3236
02:38:07,720 --> 02:38:10,160
Speaker 12: was when I was forced to take an etiquette class

3237
02:38:10,440 --> 02:38:15,160
Speaker 12: at a library and go on and we cut a

3238
02:38:15,200 --> 02:38:17,440
Speaker 12: twinkie with a fork and a knife and ate it

3239
02:38:17,480 --> 02:38:17,920
Speaker 12: with a spoon.

3240
02:38:18,080 --> 02:38:21,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a Stanza eating a Snickers. But I

3241
02:38:21,800 --> 02:38:23,480
Speaker 2: think that's the only time. Why were you forced to

3242
02:38:23,520 --> 02:38:26,160
Speaker 2: take wait, that's the one time you had a twinkie? Yeah?

3243
02:38:26,480 --> 02:38:28,200
Speaker 2: My mom made me and my sister do it an

3244
02:38:28,200 --> 02:38:29,000
Speaker 2: etiquette class.

3245
02:38:29,080 --> 02:38:29,280
Speaker 12: Yeah.

3246
02:38:29,959 --> 02:38:33,879
Speaker 2: Interesting, I probably eight. Why did she do that? Because

3247
02:38:33,879 --> 02:38:34,920
Speaker 2: we needed manners?

3248
02:38:35,120 --> 02:38:40,160
Speaker 9: So this would have been like two thousand and seven, right, yeah, yeah, okay,

3249
02:38:42,320 --> 02:38:43,199
Speaker 9: you needed manners.

3250
02:38:43,560 --> 02:38:45,880
Speaker 2: Yep. Wasn't it her job to teach you?

3251
02:38:46,000 --> 02:38:46,160
Speaker 4: Man?

3252
02:38:46,240 --> 02:38:46,280
Speaker 8: No?

3253
02:38:46,400 --> 02:38:49,320
Speaker 12: I think it was just punishment. I listen, she had

3254
02:38:49,360 --> 02:38:50,560
Speaker 12: four girls running around.

3255
02:38:50,800 --> 02:38:53,119
Speaker 2: Oh right, two sets of twins in your family? Forgot

3256
02:38:53,160 --> 02:38:56,240
Speaker 2: about that. Maybe it was just to throw us into

3257
02:38:56,320 --> 02:38:58,640
Speaker 2: something so she could get a break for a hot second.

3258
02:38:58,680 --> 02:38:59,760
Speaker 2: You could understand that too.

3259
02:39:00,080 --> 02:39:00,280
Speaker 7: Yeah.

3260
02:39:00,280 --> 02:39:02,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with these goddamn kids anymore.

3261
02:39:02,080 --> 02:39:04,600
Speaker 2: You remember that class? Put them in the twinkie with

3262
02:39:04,640 --> 02:39:10,800
Speaker 2: a forking knife class? Yeah? Did I learn? Now? Well

3263
02:39:10,879 --> 02:39:13,160
Speaker 2: you must have. You must have learned something at the time.

3264
02:39:14,040 --> 02:39:16,640
Speaker 2: I guess she learned. She didn't like twinkies. Yeah, they're

3265
02:39:16,720 --> 02:39:21,280
Speaker 2: not that good. I remember she like people sneezing into

3266
02:39:21,320 --> 02:39:28,600
Speaker 2: her mouth say that? Yeah, yes, from munch.

3267
02:39:29,400 --> 02:39:35,720
Speaker 9: Anyway, there's some food news, Okay, anniversary of that twinkie

3268
02:39:35,720 --> 02:39:36,120
Speaker 9: there in May.

3269
02:39:36,240 --> 02:39:41,240
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, that's Bohava, kid, that's right across the water

3270
02:39:41,320 --> 02:39:42,000
Speaker 11: from Bohama.

3271
02:39:42,120 --> 02:39:45,840
Speaker 2: It is right there. I've been there, Miller's Crossing or whatever. Yes,

3272
02:39:45,840 --> 02:39:46,959
Speaker 2: it's right by bar Harbor. Ba.

3273
02:39:48,560 --> 02:39:50,640
Speaker 20: Come say the twin ki, dude. You know what makes

3274
02:39:50,640 --> 02:39:54,320
Speaker 20: the lobster so good up there? The cold water? Oh yeah, yeah,

3275
02:39:54,360 --> 02:39:56,720
Speaker 20: the cold of the water the lobster. That's when they

3276
02:39:56,760 --> 02:40:00,360
Speaker 20: come up with that garbage down loads rock lobster. You

3277
02:40:00,440 --> 02:40:01,520
Speaker 20: gotta go up north, dude.

3278
02:40:02,120 --> 02:40:05,760
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, kid, the things you learn living in Maine,

3279
02:40:06,000 --> 02:40:06,360
Speaker 2: that's right.

3280
02:40:06,480 --> 02:40:10,119
Speaker 20: Not just flebotomy, not just flabotomy at allow.

3281
02:40:10,120 --> 02:40:15,800
Speaker 2: All right, watch Laranata. Yeah, there's a Laranaa marathon later on,

3282
02:40:16,000 --> 02:40:19,920
Speaker 2: and I can't wait to watch. Literally just taking everything.

3283
02:40:20,080 --> 02:40:25,240
Speaker 2: Bob Marley says during his act. It's funny to see

3284
02:40:25,280 --> 02:40:27,080
Speaker 2: him code switch a bit when he hits the road too.

3285
02:40:27,200 --> 02:40:30,240
Speaker 2: It really is, because he's so everything New England.

3286
02:40:30,480 --> 02:40:33,840
Speaker 11: My father the other day he came home from the

3287
02:40:34,000 --> 02:40:36,000
Speaker 11: store and then he goes on the road and it's

3288
02:40:36,000 --> 02:40:37,680
Speaker 11: a little bit different. I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

3289
02:40:37,680 --> 02:40:38,880
Speaker 11: all right, you gott to tone it down because not

3290
02:40:38,920 --> 02:40:40,280
Speaker 11: everybody likes these jokes like we do.

3291
02:40:41,480 --> 02:40:43,680
Speaker 9: But even if the joke is I wouldn't say weak

3292
02:40:43,680 --> 02:40:47,400
Speaker 9: because his act is great. Oh it's great, but it

3293
02:40:47,600 --> 02:40:49,720
Speaker 9: doesn't even You don't even have to be from there,

3294
02:40:49,760 --> 02:40:51,200
Speaker 9: you know what I mean to understand them.

3295
02:40:51,400 --> 02:40:53,040
Speaker 11: No, but a lot of the stuff he does, like

3296
02:40:53,120 --> 02:40:56,800
Speaker 11: he talks very specific about, like the convenience stores that

3297
02:40:56,840 --> 02:40:58,400
Speaker 11: are up there, you.

3298
02:40:58,440 --> 02:40:58,879
Speaker 7: Know what I mean.

3299
02:40:59,040 --> 02:41:01,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, you gotta go to what Tedanshki food, my dude,

3300
02:41:02,920 --> 02:41:03,840
Speaker 11: because they're going up.

3301
02:41:03,800 --> 02:41:06,240
Speaker 2: Into the six in Maine Halloween.

3302
02:41:06,320 --> 02:41:10,119
Speaker 25: That was great trick or treating houses of five miles apart,

3303
02:41:12,080 --> 02:41:13,120
Speaker 25: like running a marathon with.

3304
02:41:13,160 --> 02:41:13,840
Speaker 2: A costume on.

3305
02:41:15,680 --> 02:41:17,160
Speaker 25: Every couple of miles of a guy with a cup

3306
02:41:17,200 --> 02:41:20,800
Speaker 25: of water with some M and ms and it Keep running, Batman,

3307
02:41:20,959 --> 02:41:24,760
Speaker 25: keep running. People from May will tell you that they're

3308
02:41:24,800 --> 02:41:28,600
Speaker 25: telling you if you know what's that? Geez pretty cold

3309
02:41:28,640 --> 02:41:35,760
Speaker 25: out there tonight. I'm telling you, Well, yeah, you're looking

3310
02:41:35,800 --> 02:41:37,320
Speaker 25: at me and everything. I hope you're telling me.

3311
02:41:37,959 --> 02:41:39,279
Speaker 2: You're telling me, dude.

3312
02:41:39,240 --> 02:41:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do Allen Cock show on one's called the

3313
02:41:47,200 --> 02:41:48,080
Speaker 3: Allan Cox Show.

3314
02:41:48,480 --> 02:41:49,680
Speaker 14: Is that what you want to do?

3315
02:41:50,200 --> 02:41:50,880
Speaker 2: Think about it?

3316
02:41:51,120 --> 02:41:55,119
Speaker 4: Allan wants divorced in them Broke good Man.

3317
02:41:56,560 --> 02:41:59,959
Speaker 2: One Double O seven or eight one double O seven.

3318
02:42:00,920 --> 02:42:12,080
Speaker 22: I do cooke second, work longer second second, dear coke second,

3319
02:42:12,120 --> 02:42:14,320
Speaker 22: work longer second.

3320
02:42:19,920 --> 02:42:23,520
Speaker 2: Rob Cocaine is back on top in Cuyahoga County.

3321
02:42:23,840 --> 02:42:24,400
Speaker 12: We did.

3322
02:42:26,120 --> 02:42:31,200
Speaker 9: After decades for the first time in decades. Cocaine is

3323
02:42:31,320 --> 02:42:36,440
Speaker 9: killing more people in Cuyahoga County than opioid's, fentanyl, anything else.

3324
02:42:37,040 --> 02:42:41,800
Speaker 2: So now they got to figure this out longer. Oh yeah, more.

3325
02:42:42,080 --> 02:42:42,280
Speaker 8: Yeah.

3326
02:42:44,360 --> 02:42:47,720
Speaker 9: They started to notice a shift in overdose overdose debts

3327
02:42:48,600 --> 02:42:51,480
Speaker 9: last year. By the end of twenty twenty five, they

3328
02:42:51,600 --> 02:42:58,480
Speaker 9: determined once again in Northeast Ohio, cocaine is king. Opioid

3329
02:42:58,640 --> 02:43:02,720
Speaker 9: overdoses are rather precipitously. You know, there's been a lot

3330
02:43:02,760 --> 02:43:08,480
Speaker 9: of mitigation over the past decade and a half to

3331
02:43:08,600 --> 02:43:13,480
Speaker 9: treat opioid abuse, and especially in places like Ohio, but

3332
02:43:13,600 --> 02:43:19,039
Speaker 9: cocaine related deaths are rising. So cocaine, as far as

3333
02:43:19,160 --> 02:43:25,680
Speaker 9: illicit drugs, go back to being on top. Who knows

3334
02:43:27,080 --> 02:43:31,800
Speaker 9: what this could portend for the future, because obviously it

3335
02:43:31,879 --> 02:43:34,920
Speaker 9: doesn't mean that the opioid crisis is over.

3336
02:43:36,600 --> 02:43:40,880
Speaker 2: But you know how they going to deal with this.

3337
02:43:42,120 --> 02:43:46,320
Speaker 9: So if you had cocaine in any one of your

3338
02:43:46,360 --> 02:43:51,440
Speaker 9: prediction markets, you probably want a little bit of cash.

3339
02:43:52,440 --> 02:43:54,080
Speaker 9: Did you mess around with those at all? Are you

3340
02:43:54,160 --> 02:43:56,920
Speaker 9: on any like the prediction betting apps like prop bets?

3341
02:43:57,000 --> 02:43:59,920
Speaker 9: I got on one, I got on that Calci did you. Yeah,

3342
02:44:00,360 --> 02:44:02,520
Speaker 9: it's kind of fun. Actually, you know, you just drop

3343
02:44:02,600 --> 02:44:04,760
Speaker 9: a ten spot here and there, you go for something

3344
02:44:04,840 --> 02:44:10,320
Speaker 9: with single digit probability, and then you take your you know,

3345
02:44:11,120 --> 02:44:15,080
Speaker 9: see what happens. No, I've never well, I think it's silly.

3346
02:44:15,120 --> 02:44:18,800
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't you know, but yeah, you can

3347
02:44:19,120 --> 02:44:21,080
Speaker 9: bet now on pretty much anything.

3348
02:44:24,080 --> 02:44:25,200
Speaker 2: What are my bets in here?

3349
02:44:27,080 --> 02:44:30,440
Speaker 9: A recession in twenty twenty five Now it's got a

3350
02:44:30,520 --> 02:44:34,280
Speaker 9: two percent chance of being Yes, twenty twenty five is over,

3351
02:44:34,440 --> 02:44:36,120
Speaker 9: so that what you do? Like you just maybe they

3352
02:44:36,160 --> 02:44:38,240
Speaker 9: mean fiscal year. Yeah, you can go into you can

3353
02:44:38,280 --> 02:44:41,560
Speaker 9: go into politics. I mean, you can bet whatever you

3354
02:44:41,640 --> 02:44:42,920
Speaker 9: want on whatever you want.

3355
02:44:43,120 --> 02:44:43,240
Speaker 7: Right.

3356
02:44:45,160 --> 02:44:47,160
Speaker 2: My thought is, I'm not dropping much coin.

3357
02:44:47,360 --> 02:44:49,080
Speaker 9: If you do it on something it's got a single

3358
02:44:49,160 --> 02:44:54,160
Speaker 9: digit probability percentage, obviously the payouts a lot higher. Will

3359
02:44:54,240 --> 02:44:56,920
Speaker 9: Trump run for a third term? Is something you can

3360
02:44:57,000 --> 02:45:03,400
Speaker 9: bet on us nomination for Best Picture and then they'll

3361
02:45:03,480 --> 02:45:04,800
Speaker 9: kind of give you the odds, and you know, they

3362
02:45:04,879 --> 02:45:07,760
Speaker 9: give you the rules and that whole thing, and so

3363
02:45:07,840 --> 02:45:10,280
Speaker 9: a lot of people are dicking around. Now is it

3364
02:45:10,560 --> 02:45:15,720
Speaker 9: another indication of this crumbling empire? We have, of course,

3365
02:45:16,280 --> 02:45:20,760
Speaker 9: to turn everything, every facet of American life into entertainment. Sure,

3366
02:45:21,560 --> 02:45:32,040
Speaker 9: but okay, when in Rome, when Rome's burning, when in Rome, Elan,

3367
02:45:32,080 --> 02:45:33,920
Speaker 9: what about the Hostess pudding pies?

3368
02:45:34,000 --> 02:45:35,800
Speaker 2: Those also happened and.

3369
02:45:35,959 --> 02:45:38,360
Speaker 9: They got rid of those those vague remember, Yeah, there's

3370
02:45:38,360 --> 02:45:41,199
Speaker 9: another company that makes those, maybe locally or something. Because

3371
02:45:41,280 --> 02:45:43,920
Speaker 9: like when you're again, when you're in the Impulse Aisle,

3372
02:45:44,720 --> 02:45:48,040
Speaker 9: there's like a cardboard end cap that has these individually

3373
02:45:48,200 --> 02:45:53,880
Speaker 9: boxed pudding pies. I don't know who makes them. I

3374
02:45:53,920 --> 02:45:55,920
Speaker 9: don't know what flavor they are, but I know that

3375
02:45:55,959 --> 02:45:56,600
Speaker 9: i've seen them.

3376
02:45:56,680 --> 02:45:57,760
Speaker 5: They cream flavored.

3377
02:45:58,320 --> 02:46:01,080
Speaker 2: There's like lemon and custard and chocolate and cherry. And

3378
02:46:01,200 --> 02:46:02,400
Speaker 2: you know, I'll stand there looking at it.

3379
02:46:02,760 --> 02:46:07,800
Speaker 9: Cream pies, is what you're saying. I don't know about it.

3380
02:46:09,600 --> 02:46:12,920
Speaker 9: I haven't looked. Next time i'm there, look at the

3381
02:46:12,959 --> 02:46:15,760
Speaker 9: flavor at the giant eggle. Yeah, I will stand there

3382
02:46:15,800 --> 02:46:17,000
Speaker 9: and see if I can find.

3383
02:46:19,200 --> 02:46:20,240
Speaker 2: What flavors.

3384
02:46:20,840 --> 02:46:28,280
Speaker 9: Sounds a little too loud that he's free, Okay, Alan,

3385
02:46:28,280 --> 02:46:30,160
Speaker 9: are we going to go past. The annual Twinkie dip.

3386
02:46:30,440 --> 02:46:30,840
Speaker 7: What is that.

3387
02:46:33,280 --> 02:46:34,880
Speaker 2: Twinkie dips some local thing?

3388
02:46:34,920 --> 02:46:35,280
Speaker 7: I don't know.

3389
02:46:36,840 --> 02:46:42,600
Speaker 9: Texas twinkie dip is a popular savory barbecue appetizer. Well

3390
02:46:42,640 --> 02:46:46,279
Speaker 9: you said the annual, right, Well, oh, wait a second,

3391
02:46:46,720 --> 02:46:52,320
Speaker 9: Maybe this person is conflating two different things. Annual Twinkie dip.

3392
02:46:53,920 --> 02:46:56,840
Speaker 9: I don't know what they're talking about Texas Twinkie day. Wait,

3393
02:46:57,040 --> 02:47:00,880
Speaker 9: sounds like barbecue appetizer. Texas Twinkies are can wrap brisket

3394
02:47:00,959 --> 02:47:04,280
Speaker 9: stuffed Holopeno poppers. Okay, well that makes sense.

3395
02:47:04,560 --> 02:47:04,840
Speaker 24: Damn.

3396
02:47:04,920 --> 02:47:08,959
Speaker 2: Hey, we got her own Texas digging t hallowpennyos and you.

3397
02:47:09,040 --> 02:47:12,640
Speaker 5: Know, yeah, this guy's gotta be talking about something else.

3398
02:47:13,000 --> 02:47:16,000
Speaker 9: By the way, while speaking of halopenos, it was we

3399
02:47:16,080 --> 02:47:18,200
Speaker 9: were on vacation and Jess posted the video of me

3400
02:47:18,320 --> 02:47:19,959
Speaker 9: getting her halopeno open.

3401
02:47:21,360 --> 02:47:27,600
Speaker 2: It's pretty exciting. Okay, yes, excuse me, tried to hold

3402
02:47:27,640 --> 02:47:32,760
Speaker 2: it in cheers, got them blues d nasal cream pie

3403
02:47:32,800 --> 02:47:39,400
Speaker 2: over there like a hallopenio burn. Yeah, a couple of

3404
02:47:39,480 --> 02:47:42,840
Speaker 2: days off, I could eat some hallopeno. Yes, well, she smiles, and.

3405
02:47:46,959 --> 02:47:48,560
Speaker 5: Listen, she got eleven.

3406
02:47:48,959 --> 02:47:50,840
Speaker 2: So once that jar got open, you sit there munching

3407
02:47:50,879 --> 02:47:55,240
Speaker 2: on halopenos. Then they're so good. Oh, you can put

3408
02:47:55,280 --> 02:47:59,360
Speaker 2: them on anything when you can't past right out of

3409
02:47:59,400 --> 02:47:59,680
Speaker 2: the jar.

3410
02:48:00,000 --> 02:48:02,480
Speaker 9: I don't know that I've run into somebody just sitting

3411
02:48:02,520 --> 02:48:05,320
Speaker 9: there munching on halapanos of a jar.

3412
02:48:07,440 --> 02:48:09,000
Speaker 2: But I gotta be careful with hot stuff.

3413
02:48:09,080 --> 02:48:09,200
Speaker 12: Now.

3414
02:48:09,480 --> 02:48:13,959
Speaker 2: I love hot, like hot sauce and like spicy food.

3415
02:48:14,879 --> 02:48:15,840
Speaker 5: Oh what do you have to be careful?

3416
02:48:15,840 --> 02:48:15,960
Speaker 7: Then?

3417
02:48:16,080 --> 02:48:18,959
Speaker 12: Well, after I was pregnant, I feel like like every

3418
02:48:19,040 --> 02:48:20,640
Speaker 12: I don't know, it all affects me differently.

3419
02:48:20,720 --> 02:48:20,800
Speaker 21: Now.

3420
02:48:20,920 --> 02:48:27,600
Speaker 2: Oh you get like, huh like acid reflux angina? No acid?

3421
02:48:28,879 --> 02:48:32,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, no, my stomach just hurts. Oh, okay, jalapeno blues

3422
02:48:32,760 --> 02:48:33,320
Speaker 12: times ten.

3423
02:48:34,680 --> 02:48:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not fun. The fire scoots, it's just not

3424
02:48:40,320 --> 02:48:44,360
Speaker 2: the same scoots. So you eat hot stuff and it

3425
02:48:44,680 --> 02:48:47,320
Speaker 2: burns on the way out. Is that the thought there? Yeah?

3426
02:48:47,840 --> 02:48:53,080
Speaker 2: Hot waters, the hot snakes, hot snakes. You guys, guys

3427
02:48:53,120 --> 02:48:54,199
Speaker 2: have got hot snake.

3428
02:48:54,320 --> 02:49:00,080
Speaker 9: My toilet was never the same, right, Well then, but

3429
02:49:00,560 --> 02:49:02,920
Speaker 9: if you developed a taste for them, then that must

3430
02:49:03,000 --> 02:49:05,800
Speaker 9: not have bothered you for a long time. Then just

3431
02:49:06,080 --> 02:49:08,120
Speaker 9: you're saying, post having a kid, your body changed to

3432
02:49:08,160 --> 02:49:08,840
Speaker 9: the point where.

3433
02:49:09,400 --> 02:49:11,760
Speaker 2: I can't eat salmon anymore. Either. And I just had

3434
02:49:11,800 --> 02:49:12,720
Speaker 2: salmon for lunch today.

3435
02:49:13,200 --> 02:49:13,480
Speaker 7: Salmon.

3436
02:49:13,840 --> 02:49:17,199
Speaker 12: I loved it, But now I just can't it because

3437
02:49:17,200 --> 02:49:21,320
Speaker 12: your taste changed. It just tastes like sweat.

3438
02:49:22,480 --> 02:49:22,840
Speaker 2: Gross.

3439
02:49:23,400 --> 02:49:27,280
Speaker 5: I have hot snakes, you guys. That's when the diary

3440
02:49:27,360 --> 02:49:32,480
Speaker 5: comes out, like a hot snake. I eat hot snakes

3441
02:49:32,480 --> 02:49:33,080
Speaker 5: and bubble gut.

3442
02:49:34,720 --> 02:49:36,680
Speaker 9: Was there something you were eating a lot of while

3443
02:49:36,720 --> 02:49:38,240
Speaker 9: you were pregnant that you're not eating now?

3444
02:49:39,200 --> 02:49:43,200
Speaker 2: Oh, My only pregnancy craving was yellow mustard. You were

3445
02:49:43,320 --> 02:49:47,560
Speaker 2: before that you wouldn't eat yellow mustard. You wanted it, wanted.

3446
02:49:47,680 --> 02:49:49,600
Speaker 2: I kept little packets with me all the time.

3447
02:49:50,000 --> 02:49:51,640
Speaker 9: You bite it, tear them off, and suck them down.

3448
02:49:52,400 --> 02:49:56,039
Speaker 9: You were just eating it straight. Yeah, wow, you free

3449
02:49:56,120 --> 02:49:58,400
Speaker 9: basin yellow mustard.

3450
02:50:00,000 --> 02:50:02,440
Speaker 12: Now, I mean, I'll put it on a hot dog,

3451
02:50:03,320 --> 02:50:04,760
Speaker 12: but I mean it's not like I'm gonna lay It

3452
02:50:04,879 --> 02:50:05,560
Speaker 12: is the only thing that.

3453
02:50:07,240 --> 02:50:09,840
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's the only thing that belongs on hot dogs.

3454
02:50:10,160 --> 02:50:12,560
Speaker 12: Ooh, half stadium mustard half regular mustard.

3455
02:50:14,040 --> 02:50:15,400
Speaker 2: Put it in your purse for later.

3456
02:50:16,240 --> 02:50:18,240
Speaker 5: You say it, I'm on the hot dog both both.

3457
02:50:18,400 --> 02:50:18,560
Speaker 2: Yes.

3458
02:50:19,360 --> 02:50:21,960
Speaker 12: Then you shove the hot dog in your purse after

3459
02:50:22,080 --> 02:50:25,039
Speaker 12: the baseball game, and then you eat it later as

3460
02:50:25,080 --> 02:50:25,480
Speaker 12: a snack.

3461
02:50:25,720 --> 02:50:28,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, A one for now, one for later. Yeah,

3462
02:50:28,760 --> 02:50:29,240
Speaker 2: purse dog.

3463
02:50:30,080 --> 02:50:32,800
Speaker 9: I uh, I'm not paying attention to I guess everything

3464
02:50:32,879 --> 02:50:34,360
Speaker 9: that I say because I'm speaking in the moment. But

3465
02:50:34,440 --> 02:50:37,160
Speaker 9: people are telling me that the annual Twinkie dip was

3466
02:50:37,240 --> 02:50:41,680
Speaker 9: what I called the two twinkies a year, that I'll

3467
02:50:41,760 --> 02:50:44,280
Speaker 9: have my annual Twinkie dip. I didn't recall saying, oh

3468
02:50:44,560 --> 02:50:47,400
Speaker 9: but okay, there you go, Okay, thank you. Well, now

3469
02:50:47,800 --> 02:50:50,400
Speaker 9: I know that, and you know that there is something

3470
02:50:50,520 --> 02:50:53,119
Speaker 9: called twinkie dip yep down there in Texas.

3471
02:50:55,000 --> 02:50:57,760
Speaker 2: Have you had a twinkie this year? Oh? Wait, yes,

3472
02:50:57,840 --> 02:51:05,480
Speaker 2: you did, right, just show I'll tell you what. How about? Yeah?

3473
02:51:06,320 --> 02:51:09,600
Speaker 9: Last week, two of them, and I gotta tell you,

3474
02:51:09,760 --> 02:51:13,119
Speaker 9: and this is gonna sound it's gonna sound very much

3475
02:51:13,360 --> 02:51:13,600
Speaker 9: like me.

3476
02:51:14,000 --> 02:51:17,039
Speaker 2: I almost didn't finish both of them. That's a surprise, because.

3477
02:51:16,840 --> 02:51:19,920
Speaker 9: After that first bite, I'm like, Okay, that's all I wanted.

3478
02:51:20,760 --> 02:51:24,160
Speaker 9: But I'm like, well, I'm not gonna you know, not

3479
02:51:24,280 --> 02:51:29,160
Speaker 9: a psycho. I can eat two twinkies. I just almost didn't.

3480
02:51:32,720 --> 02:51:35,200
Speaker 11: Nasal cream Pie, by the way, should be the name

3481
02:51:35,240 --> 02:51:39,640
Speaker 11: of something, maybe our third second drink. Once we come

3482
02:51:39,720 --> 02:51:41,720
Speaker 11: up with the labya roller coaster. We can figure out

3483
02:51:41,760 --> 02:51:42,840
Speaker 11: the nasal cream pie.

3484
02:51:43,400 --> 02:51:46,080
Speaker 9: Speaking of cocaine, by the way, they scooped up Lenny Distra,

3485
02:51:46,200 --> 02:51:49,160
Speaker 9: Remember Lenny Dice. If you're a Howard Stern fan, you're

3486
02:51:49,240 --> 02:51:51,760
Speaker 9: well versed in Lenny Dykstra because he calls all the

3487
02:51:51,840 --> 02:51:55,920
Speaker 9: time and he you know, leaves these expletive laden sexual

3488
02:51:56,040 --> 02:51:59,040
Speaker 9: messages and blah blah blah. But the guy Nails was

3489
02:51:59,120 --> 02:52:03,040
Speaker 9: his nickname. Former star from the Mets. Mets Yeah, yeah,

3490
02:52:03,240 --> 02:52:05,520
Speaker 9: extra back in the day, like the World Series Mets.

3491
02:52:05,720 --> 02:52:08,600
Speaker 9: Phillies too right, Phillies too yep, But like his teeth

3492
02:52:08,600 --> 02:52:10,760
Speaker 9: are all gone because he had him pulled, he fell

3493
02:52:10,800 --> 02:52:11,280
Speaker 9: out or whatever.

3494
02:52:11,560 --> 02:52:12,760
Speaker 2: You know, long history.

3495
02:52:12,879 --> 02:52:16,959
Speaker 9: This was like in that last wave of legendary ball players,

3496
02:52:17,080 --> 02:52:18,640
Speaker 9: you know, the guys that were like smoking in the

3497
02:52:18,720 --> 02:52:20,760
Speaker 9: dugout that kind of stuff back in the day. Just

3498
02:52:20,879 --> 02:52:24,760
Speaker 9: koke heads and maniacs. He got stopped by the Stadies

3499
02:52:24,800 --> 02:52:28,200
Speaker 9: in Pennsylvania and they found crack and cocaine on him,

3500
02:52:28,200 --> 02:52:33,560
Speaker 9: and unbelievable, they found a glass pipe. Yeah, one of

3501
02:52:33,600 --> 02:52:35,920
Speaker 9: the best to do it, man. Yeah, just sad the

3502
02:52:35,959 --> 02:52:40,280
Speaker 9: way that works out. Yeah, license plate wasn't registered to

3503
02:52:40,360 --> 02:52:44,640
Speaker 9: the vehicle. Like Jess a situation. Well she sold her

3504
02:52:44,680 --> 02:52:46,360
Speaker 9: car and didn't take the license plates off.

3505
02:52:46,440 --> 02:52:47,800
Speaker 5: Well she sold Telny Dykstra.

3506
02:52:48,000 --> 02:52:51,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, maybe that's he bought that twenty fourteen Mitsubishi

3507
02:52:51,879 --> 02:52:52,840
Speaker 11: out back out.

3508
02:52:53,720 --> 02:52:57,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, it sounds like he was riding shotgun or in

3509
02:52:57,200 --> 02:53:00,680
Speaker 9: the backseat or something. Somebody else was taken into a well.

3510
02:53:01,640 --> 02:53:04,440
Speaker 9: But oh so he'll plead that stuff was mine.

3511
02:53:04,800 --> 02:53:09,240
Speaker 2: Right, I didn't know, you're honor. My client does not

3512
02:53:09,440 --> 02:53:13,400
Speaker 2: have a history of well wait uh right, Lenny, don't smile.

3513
02:53:13,520 --> 02:53:14,080
Speaker 2: Don't smile.

3514
02:53:14,280 --> 02:53:15,879
Speaker 5: God damn it, Lenny don't smile.

3515
02:53:15,760 --> 02:53:18,480
Speaker 9: Because he was juicing back then too, right, everything, Oh yeah,

3516
02:53:19,200 --> 02:53:20,199
Speaker 9: all those guys.

3517
02:53:20,160 --> 02:53:23,600
Speaker 2: Yep, so back in the day, boy, Lenny Dykster was

3518
02:53:23,640 --> 02:53:24,080
Speaker 2: a monster.

3519
02:53:24,240 --> 02:53:26,720
Speaker 9: But again, this was back when you know, guys had

3520
02:53:26,760 --> 02:53:29,440
Speaker 9: a mouthful of chew or whatever when they're on the

3521
02:53:29,480 --> 02:53:31,680
Speaker 9: furor they're smoking in the dugout and you know, going

3522
02:53:31,720 --> 02:53:34,040
Speaker 9: out and partying to night. Darryl Strawberry and all those

3523
02:53:34,080 --> 02:53:39,160
Speaker 9: guys coke heads and doing whatever. They found coke, ecstasy

3524
02:53:39,280 --> 02:53:42,920
Speaker 9: and pot in Lenny Dykster's stuff.

3525
02:53:45,320 --> 02:53:48,000
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking of Lenny Dykster. Yeah, they found it

3526
02:53:48,080 --> 02:53:48,520
Speaker 2: the slot.

3527
02:53:49,440 --> 02:53:52,760
Speaker 9: Well, he's always getting in trouble for something, right, like

3528
02:53:52,840 --> 02:53:55,240
Speaker 9: he always threatened to kill an uber driver a few

3529
02:53:55,280 --> 02:53:57,520
Speaker 9: years ago, so he had to go through you know,

3530
02:53:57,720 --> 02:53:58,560
Speaker 9: litigation for that.

3531
02:54:00,840 --> 02:54:04,160
Speaker 2: Oh a little bit of Bush.

3532
02:54:06,840 --> 02:54:10,880
Speaker 9: Charged with grand theft auto after filing for bankruptcy and

3533
02:54:11,040 --> 02:54:15,520
Speaker 9: then pleading guilty to bankruptcy fraud, serve time in prison

3534
02:54:15,560 --> 02:54:18,480
Speaker 9: a couple of years. What is bankruptcy fraud? I mean,

3535
02:54:18,480 --> 02:54:21,560
Speaker 9: he has stroke last year. It's amazing he's still alive.

3536
02:54:22,440 --> 02:54:25,080
Speaker 9: Is that like when you bankruptcy fraud? I have to

3537
02:54:25,200 --> 02:54:28,120
Speaker 9: assume is you say you're broke, but you're not right,

3538
02:54:28,240 --> 02:54:29,760
Speaker 9: You're trying to defraud your creditors.

3539
02:54:29,840 --> 02:54:32,600
Speaker 2: Is that what it is? I would imagine Okay, it's.

3540
02:54:32,480 --> 02:54:36,600
Speaker 9: Probably pretty self explanatory, but I'm I don't know how

3541
02:54:36,800 --> 02:54:39,280
Speaker 9: numbers work, so I have to assume that that's probably

3542
02:54:39,320 --> 02:54:44,199
Speaker 9: what that is, and you'll get caught and prosecuted.

3543
02:54:44,280 --> 02:54:46,280
Speaker 2: I have to assume for something like that if you're.

3544
02:54:46,240 --> 02:54:50,760
Speaker 9: Not already rich, because when you are, that kind of

3545
02:54:50,800 --> 02:54:55,760
Speaker 9: stuff just goes away. Ah, Alan, you're living up to

3546
02:54:55,840 --> 02:54:59,039
Speaker 9: ac quarterbagel? Why because I almost didn't finish two twinkies

3547
02:54:59,120 --> 02:54:59,560
Speaker 9: but you did.

3548
02:55:00,800 --> 02:55:05,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, So there, So then I wonder if Lenny dykster

3549
02:55:05,640 --> 02:55:06,920
Speaker 11: was getting blood flow at the time.

3550
02:55:07,400 --> 02:55:10,000
Speaker 14: Oh now I.

3551
02:55:10,080 --> 02:55:11,920
Speaker 8: Must leave you, as the Brady bunch is on and

3552
02:55:12,040 --> 02:55:14,360
Speaker 8: I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3553
02:55:16,480 --> 02:55:17,000
Speaker 2: Get at it.

3554
02:55:18,120 --> 02:55:23,720
Speaker 24: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3555
02:55:24,959 --> 02:55:30,520
Speaker 24: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3556
02:55:31,959 --> 02:55:37,680
Speaker 24: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3557
02:55:38,879 --> 02:55:43,160
Speaker 24: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3558
02:55:43,440 --> 02:55:46,720
Speaker 24: is watching you, and with all.

3559
02:55:46,800 --> 02:55:54,959
Speaker 13: Narities, remember obedience paid. And when you watch that davy screens,

3560
02:55:55,440 --> 02:55:57,760
Speaker 13: remember it works both ways.

3561
02:55:59,560 --> 02:56:01,840
Speaker 7: You disappear in a wink.

3562
02:56:03,160 --> 02:56:08,879
Speaker 24: Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

3563
02:56:09,959 --> 02:56:12,120
Speaker 24: Big Brother is watching you.