1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. We 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: have a huge hour. Yes, I'm going to get to 3 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: some more Uriran questions in a minute. We have to 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 1: touch on before we get back to that. Another lie 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: they're selling people out there. Larry Fink is a dirty rat, 6 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,279 Speaker 1: Joy Anne reads a moron. Oh that and so much 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,439 Speaker 1: more still to come on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. 8 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,479 Speaker 1: We even have my buddy Kurt Schlickter coming up halfway 9 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: through next hour to discuss John Cornyan and other things. 10 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 1: Speaking of John Cornyn, he seems a little test. 11 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,519 Speaker 2: What do you have to say to the Americans who 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 2: are questioning why President Trump should endorse you when many 13 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 2: say that you've been vehemently against his agenda? 14 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 3: Do you speak for all these Americans? 15 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 1: I don't understand. 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, actually I do. Many people are asking this question. 17 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 2: Do you have a response. I mean, you've been pro borderline, 18 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 2: pro amnesty, red flag laws. 19 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: Are you being paid anti? Are you being paid by 20 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: the Pass Action campaign? 21 00:00:59,360 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 4: No? 22 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 2: I'm just a cerned American citizen representing millions of other Americans. 23 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 1: No, I think you're paid influencer because none of that's true, 24 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: and you know it. Oh, poor John's having a rough 25 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: go of it. Anyway, that wasn't what I wanted to 26 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: focus on. Maybe you've heard the headline, maybe you've seen 27 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 1: it on the news that the Pentagons spend a bunch 28 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,960 Speaker 1: of money on steak and lobster. Here's Paul mcgalla. I mean, 29 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 1: I'm signal singling him out, but I could play you 30 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 1: a million different things. The media is creating another line. 31 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 5: He has spent fifteen million dollars, Yeah, in one month 32 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 5: for Ribbi' steak, six point nine millions for lobster tail, 33 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 5: two hundred and twenty five million dollars for furniture. He 34 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 5: spent more than the month of September. 35 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: Let me tell you the actual truth of it. Then 36 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: we'll get back to the why you get it. But 37 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: here's the actual truth of it. There are very few 38 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 1: occasions when you get to eat well when you're in 39 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: the military. And that's totally fine. It's the freaking military. 40 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: It's not Club Med Club do Club Med still exists 41 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: anymore anyway. It's not some fancy, nice place, and it 42 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 1: shouldn't be. There's going to be hardship there and the 43 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: food sucks. If you're on base, you're gonna have a 44 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 1: cafeteria of some kind, and it's gonna be cafeteria food. 45 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: Not Don't get me wrong. I can eat the crap 46 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 1: out of that kind of stuff as long as you're 47 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: making me eggs and ash browns and stuff like that. 48 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: I don't need high end stuff. But it's not great food. 49 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: And that's when you're on base, when you're out in 50 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: the field, when you're on a training op of some 51 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: kind or at war, the food goes downhill from there, 52 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 1: and it goes downhill rapidly. You get a lot of 53 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: MREs meals ready to eat, and they're not good. That's 54 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: why we can use a lot of hot sauce. You 55 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: gotta make deal with it. And that's fine. By the way, 56 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: this is nothing new. All the way back Vietnam, the 57 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 1: guys are eating sea rats, the sea rations out of 58 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: a camp. Garbage, World War two garbage. This is how 59 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: it's always been. Right However, right before a major war, 60 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 1: a major military operation, they almost always here in the 61 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: United States of America will bring in steak, sometimes steak 62 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: and lobster. In fact, it's been a running joke, a 63 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: well known joke in the military that when they announced, hey, 64 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: we're having steak in lobster tonight. Everybody looks around and says, 65 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: oh crap. Not because you're not looking forward to steak 66 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 1: and lobster, but because you understand full well what comes next. 67 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: This is a tradition. Jewish producer Chris asked me during 68 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: the break, did I get steak in lobster before we 69 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: went to war in Iraq? I don't actually remember the lobster. 70 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: There could have been lobris. I don't want to misspeak. 71 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: We definitely got steaks. I remember them, and you should 72 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: know this as well. Not that we weren't grateful. We 73 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: were very, very grateful. We're not talking like a t 74 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 1: bone you would pick up from the local meat shop. Here. 75 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 1: It's a little drier than that. It's not great steak, 76 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: but that's better than what you usually eat, all right. 77 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: So that's the truth of the matter. The truth of 78 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: the matter is this is a tradition in the United 79 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: States of America when you were about to send the 80 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,559 Speaker 1: troops off for war, you treat them to a delicious meal. 81 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: I don't think anybody has a problem with that. Now, 82 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:45,280 Speaker 1: this tradition I just mentioned, it's well known. It's not 83 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: like I just broke news to you. You probably knew 84 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: it already. This is a well known tradition in the 85 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 1: United States of America. So why have you heard and 86 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: seen of the past twenty four to forty eight hours 87 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: so much of this? 88 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 5: He has spent fifteen million in one month for Ribbi's 89 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 5: stake six point nine years. 90 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 1: Why Because communists lie about everything all the time, big 91 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 1: gigantic lies all the time. 92 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 2: I think are reverence for the truth might become might 93 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 2: have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing 94 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 2: us from finding consensus and getting important things done. 95 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 1: Words are only weapons to them, the idea of telling 96 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 1: the truth, being honest, being known as an honest person. 97 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: They don't care about any of that. That thought never 98 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:44,880 Speaker 1: enters their mind. Never project your values onto communists, they 99 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 1: do not share them at all. All that matters is 100 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: the revolution. Now. In order for the revolution to move forward, 101 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 1: you have to keep democrats trapped in a world of 102 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: make believe. If they ever see the truth, if they 103 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 1: ever hear the truth, you run the risk of them 104 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 1: leaving you. If you it's like a cult follower. Why 105 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:13,159 Speaker 1: do you think so often cults isolate themselves in specific 106 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 1: geographic locations. What do you think that is. Maybe it's 107 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: in South America, Waco, a mountain Ford. Maybe. Why do 108 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: cults do that physically remove the cult members from society, Well, 109 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: because people are out there amongst normal people. If they 110 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,160 Speaker 1: see the truth, you run the risk of them waking 111 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: up and leaving your cult, so you isolate them. Your 112 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: liberal aunt Peggy, who watches cn and reads the New 113 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 1: York Times and listens when Democrat politicians speak, she believes 114 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: with all her heart and soul a laundry list of 115 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: things that are simply not true that we bring. We 116 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: bring them up all the time, but there's a million more. 117 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: Your liberal aunt Peggy thinks Donald Trump told people to 118 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: inject themselves with bleach. She thinks he called Nazis very 119 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: fine people. She thinks he colluded with Russia. She thinks 120 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: her COVID mask did anything. She thinks her nineteenth booster 121 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: shop was extremely effective. Your liberal aunt Peggy believes the 122 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,680 Speaker 1: sky is green. And she believes it because she is 123 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: trapped in a world of make believe created for her 124 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: by communist revolutionaries in the media, in the Democrat Party 125 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 1: in Hollywood, and she never sees or hears the truth 126 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: and so she believes them all the way. This is 127 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: why they are so willing to tell a huge lie, 128 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 1: even if they have to apologize. Remember that lie from 129 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: Abby Phillip where she came out and said, O those 130 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 1: dirty gee hotties in New York City, they were trying 131 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 1: to kill the mayor. By the time she said that, 132 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 1: that was a well known mind. She said it anyway, 133 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 1: and sure she had to apologize. She even had to 134 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 1: apologize on camera, but she knows her job is don 135 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: It was very effective. You're liber at Peggy already. 136 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 3: Polis this wrning. I issued a correction first thing in 137 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 3: the morning on X for a mistake that I made 138 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 3: in last night's show, but I also wanted to do 139 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 3: so on air as well. I incorrectly said that the 140 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 3: bombs that were thrown by ISIS inspired suspects in New 141 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 3: York over the weekend were directed at Mayor Mom Donnie. 142 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 3: They were not. I failed to catch and correct that 143 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 3: mistake in real time, and I take full responsibility for that. 144 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 3: And while we do make mistakes, it is important to 145 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 3: acknowledge and correct those errors when they happen. 146 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: They always have to do this now, especially now that 147 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 1: we've started suing them for these huge lies they tell. 148 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,960 Speaker 1: But they don't care. Now they don't be wrong. They 149 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: care about the lawsuits. They're very concerned about the lawsuits. 150 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: So you're seeing major corporate media having to make adjustments 151 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 1: on things. So you've heard the ladies on the View 152 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:54,960 Speaker 1: multiple times have to issue legal disclaimers in real time. 153 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: They'll have their own people whispering in their ear. That's 154 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 1: not true. You just told a lie. You have to 155 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,800 Speaker 1: go correct that right now or we're going to get sued. 156 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: But the idea is, get that lie out there, get 157 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:12,680 Speaker 1: it traveling fast. In the social media era, lies travel 158 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,440 Speaker 1: faster than they ever did. And lies have always traveled fast. 159 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: What is that great Mark Twain quote? A lie can 160 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: travel halfway around the world while the truth is still 161 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: putting on its shoes in the morning. Lies have always 162 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 1: traveled incredibly fast. Now because of social media, oh my gosh, 163 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,880 Speaker 1: they can. They can cross the world in an instant 164 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:34,680 Speaker 1: because we're all so connected now. Communists lie on purpose 165 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,560 Speaker 1: and they're not worried about being exposed as liars. They're 166 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:42,199 Speaker 1: not even worried about having to apologize. That's fine. Once 167 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,400 Speaker 1: the lies out there, it keeps the cult members trapped 168 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:49,040 Speaker 1: inside so they can never ever ever see the light. 169 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 1: I will do more of your Iran questions. For instance, 170 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: someone wants to know why can't we just tell people 171 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: to leave those schools in hospitals where the Iranians are 172 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: keeping them, to talk about that in a moment. It 173 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:07,440 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. You 174 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 1: can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Get 175 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 1: your ask Doctor Jesse questions in for tomorrow, and let's 176 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,640 Speaker 1: keep chopping away at all these the wrong ones you have. Jesse. Okay, 177 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: the subject of this one is schools and hospitals. I 178 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 1: need to recap a little bit of what we talked 179 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:27,079 Speaker 1: about last night. So straight of horror moves is obviously 180 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:31,440 Speaker 1: a big deal, as we've discussed. I think it was 181 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,679 Speaker 1: a trillion dollars has been wiped out off the stock 182 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 1: market today. The big deal, big deal, big problem. Now 183 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 1: people say, again, just recapping from last night, I thought 184 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: we wiped out their navy, the Iranian navy, We of 185 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 1: course did. That was quite easy for a navy as 186 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:53,280 Speaker 1: large and skilled as ours. You don't need a naval 187 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 1: ship to shut down a relatively small body of water. 188 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 1: Why because mines exist, you can mine the water. The 189 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 1: vessels going through the Strait of Hormuz are not a 190 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:17,199 Speaker 1: bunch of naval destroyers in battleships. It's civilian oil tankers. 191 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:24,360 Speaker 1: They're not mine sweepers. It's civilion ships. Iran knows this. 192 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: Iran knows its main weapon right now, really, the best 193 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 1: weapon it has is the global economy. It knows that, 194 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:39,080 Speaker 1: and so they have stocked up on mines to keep 195 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,120 Speaker 1: throwing them out in the water. That's why every morning 196 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 1: you wake up, now there's an oil tanker on fire, 197 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,600 Speaker 1: and the stock market loses another trillion dollars. It's a problem. 198 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 1: So let's just go get the mines. Well, these are 199 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:56,439 Speaker 1: chiehatis the lowest scum in the history of the world. 200 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 1: Where do they keep their minds? They know you want 201 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 1: to blow it, They know American munitions can blow it up. 202 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,320 Speaker 1: They know the between America and the Israelis. We would 203 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,520 Speaker 1: know where they are. So you can't put them in 204 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,240 Speaker 1: a bunker. They put them under schools, they put them 205 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 1: under hospitals. Hey, blow this up. That's the problem. To 206 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: get them out of that, you have to bomb a school, 207 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 1: or you have to send in ground troops. If there's 208 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: a third way, I haven't heard it. I pray to 209 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 1: God there is. That's what led us to this question, Jesse. 210 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:35,320 Speaker 1: Wouldn't the solution be to warn schools and hospitals about 211 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:39,920 Speaker 1: immediate bombing. The people can be moved, the munitions not 212 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,960 Speaker 1: so fast. Even if they start to move, the bombs 213 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 1: can hit on the street. Okay, So why don't we 214 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:52,640 Speaker 1: just warn them, Hey, elementary school, leave evacuate now we're 215 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:57,560 Speaker 1: about to drop a bomb on you. Why wouldn't that work? Well, 216 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: think Iran. Do you think the government, that evil government 217 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:09,160 Speaker 1: in Iran, you think they care about dead school kids? 218 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:15,200 Speaker 1: They want dead school kids. They want headlines like the 219 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 1: one we already gave them America incinerates one hundred and 220 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 1: sixty Iranian school children. We already gave them that headline. 221 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,320 Speaker 1: That is going to be a huge feather in the 222 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 1: cap for Iran. You do something like that doesn't look 223 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 1: that good. They want that to happen again and again 224 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:37,800 Speaker 1: and again. Therefore, if we were to somehow broadcast to 225 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 1: elementary school, get out, we're about to bomb you, the 226 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:47,480 Speaker 1: Iranians would simply surround it with guns and say no, 227 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 1: you're not allowed to get out. The children are the 228 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:57,559 Speaker 1: human shield. You can't just say get out because Iran 229 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:01,599 Speaker 1: would almost undoubtedly gunned them down in the streets. It 230 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,280 Speaker 1: would be under penalty of death. They would say, anyone 231 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 1: who leaves this school is gonna die. You sit right 232 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 1: there and learn math. It just doesn't work. Remember, remember 233 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 1: how many times we've dropped leaflets. For instance, World War 234 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 1: two is when this got really famous. When we were 235 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,760 Speaker 1: bombing the Allies and the Axis Powers were bombing cities. 236 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 1: We're bombing civilian targets. It's got really ugly. In different 237 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 1: countries handed it different handled it different ways, and it 238 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,280 Speaker 1: was hotly debated at the time. Don't think that everyone 239 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:40,760 Speaker 1: was all in on it. Hotly hotly debated. Well, we 240 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 1: were trying to do it, but do it the right way. 241 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,960 Speaker 1: It was such a funny way to put it. They 242 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,240 Speaker 1: were so inaccurate. Back then, there was no right way. 243 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,480 Speaker 1: You were always gonna kill civilians. One of the right 244 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: ways we did it was, hey, we'll drop some leaflets 245 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,400 Speaker 1: before we drop it. And for instance, in Japan, we'll 246 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 1: drop a bunch of leaflets from a plane that says, 247 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 1: get out of your city, get out quickly. We're going 248 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:10,160 Speaker 1: to bomb it. What did the Japanese do. The'd simply 249 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 1: tell you, if any one of you picks up one 250 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 1: of those leaflets, you're gonna die. You're not allowed to 251 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 1: read the leaflets. That's their benefit right now, All right, Yo, 252 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 1: history buff This guy says, yesterday you were talking about 253 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 1: the straight of horror moves. The first two options sounded bad, 254 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 1: but I thought a third option could be found in history. 255 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,880 Speaker 1: The first two options were again bombing the school or 256 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 1: boots on the ground. Why can't we use the convoy 257 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:41,440 Speaker 1: system like we did to avoid U boats in the 258 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,040 Speaker 1: World Wars. Okay, so just to recap this for those 259 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 1: who may not know, the U boats refer to German 260 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: submarines in World War Two. Germany knew it could not 261 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 1: compete with the surface navy of the British, but Germany 262 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,480 Speaker 1: had had wonderful submarines for the time, wonderful submarines, great 263 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:08,000 Speaker 1: submarine captains. What they started doing was they just started 264 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 1: blowing out of the water any merchant ship they found 265 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,880 Speaker 1: in the vicinity of Britain. Britain's an island. If you 266 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,680 Speaker 1: blow up all the goods that are coming into the island, 267 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,960 Speaker 1: you're going to starve the people there to death. It 268 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,720 Speaker 1: was a strategy and it was devastating for a while. 269 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:31,320 Speaker 1: We counted it by sending convoys. You don't send a ship. 270 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,440 Speaker 1: You send a bunch of ships together. You give them arms, 271 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,040 Speaker 1: you give them a naval escort. Now a U boat 272 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 1: can't just pick off some poor sap in a merchant vessel. 273 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,360 Speaker 1: Now he risked dyeing himselfs That's what we did. Why 274 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 1: can't we do that in the strait of horror moves. 275 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,720 Speaker 1: We'll continue this in a moment. Hang on. It is 276 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Thursday. If you 277 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,800 Speaker 1: miss any part of the show, you can download it 278 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:01,600 Speaker 1: on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Before we get back to the 279 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 1: other things your questions, I had to play this little 280 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,520 Speaker 1: tidbit from Joy and read. 281 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:11,639 Speaker 4: Just man, if there is a real Wakanda, it's the 282 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,879 Speaker 4: Democratic Republic of Congo. It has every mineral, everything that 283 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:21,360 Speaker 4: you need to make iPhones yourself. It has everything. 284 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,600 Speaker 1: It has just the heads up as they're all talking 285 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,320 Speaker 1: about each other or over each other, I'll let you know, 286 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:32,080 Speaker 1: she said, if there is a real Wakanda, what is Wakanda? 287 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:37,960 Speaker 1: You may be asking, Wakanda is the Chris, don't rub 288 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:44,400 Speaker 1: your face like that. Wakanda is the fictional place where 289 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,080 Speaker 1: the comic book character Black Panther comes from in Africa. 290 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:59,919 Speaker 1: It is technologically advanced, wonderful society. It is, however, fictional. 291 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 1: It's not real. It was a creation. Anyway, We'll go 292 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,240 Speaker 1: back to Joy and these people. That's so good. 293 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 4: If there is a real Wakanda. It's the Democratic Republic 294 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 4: of Congo. It has every mineral everything that you need 295 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:23,480 Speaker 4: to make iPhones yoursell. It has minerals everything. It has 296 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,119 Speaker 4: every mineral in the greatest abundance on the entire planet. 297 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 4: It should be the richest nation on Earth, and instead 298 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 4: it's just completely exploited because of Europe and the West 299 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 4: and these companies like Apple and all of these oligarchs 300 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,359 Speaker 4: around the world. They just view it as a place 301 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,480 Speaker 4: to plunder like they've always viewed the continent. 302 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:46,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the it's Apple's vault. It's definitely Europe that 303 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,000 Speaker 1: I'm sure. 304 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:47,439 Speaker 3: That's it. 305 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:52,120 Speaker 1: A cigar breath, it's not very nice. Let me get 306 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,440 Speaker 1: this straight. The subject to this one is midterms and independence. 307 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 1: Trump is underwater with independence because he hasn't turned the 308 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,480 Speaker 1: economy around fast enough. For them, but they're going to 309 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,439 Speaker 1: vote for Democrats again in the midterms. Who are the 310 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: very people who are responsible for destroying our economy and 311 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,119 Speaker 1: putting them into horrible position therein Now, are these people 312 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,720 Speaker 1: just idiots? Or is it that the GOP is inept 313 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:22,199 Speaker 1: at messaging? Yes, it's actually both of those things. So 314 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:28,000 Speaker 1: let's recap this again. I see a lot of people, 315 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,280 Speaker 1: a lot of people who are extremely supportive of all 316 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,800 Speaker 1: this Iran stuff, that Iran war. I see it over 317 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 1: and over and over again, a lot of people saying 318 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,000 Speaker 1: ninety four percent of MAGA agrees with it, ninety four 319 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 1: percent of MEGA, ninety one percent of MAGA agrees with 320 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:50,160 Speaker 1: It's let's cover this again. Any political party when they 321 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:54,720 Speaker 1: have their guy in the White House almost always north 322 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,160 Speaker 1: of ninety percent whatever he does. That's what the approval 323 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: rating is. I know that Trump supporters, hardcore magapeople Republicans, 324 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,639 Speaker 1: you me. I know that ninety four percent of them 325 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 1: support Iran what's going on in Iran. I understand that 326 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,119 Speaker 1: that's not what we're discussing. You do not win or 327 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: lose elections with hardcore supporters of either side. You win 328 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:30,640 Speaker 1: or lose elections. Sadly, with independence normies, low information voters. 329 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,159 Speaker 1: They are the ones who determine whether or not you 330 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,960 Speaker 1: win or lose. And I wish it wasn't that way, 331 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:40,600 Speaker 1: and so do you. I want only the most informed 332 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,160 Speaker 1: people to decide our elections. That's what you want, I'm sure, 333 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,520 Speaker 1: but that is not the country in which we live. 334 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: We decided to let every eighteen year old who manages 335 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,160 Speaker 1: to live that long vote in our elections. Now, our 336 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 1: elections are decided by people who don't have any idea 337 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: what they believe. They don't pay attention to the news. 338 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 1: There blown one way or the other way or the 339 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 1: other way, and they oftentimes vote in ways that don't 340 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,240 Speaker 1: make any sense. You can call them idiots. That's fine. 341 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,120 Speaker 1: I call people idiots all the time. They really are idiots. 342 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 1: I don't understand the type of person who votes Democrat 343 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,960 Speaker 1: one year, the Republican the next year, than a Democrat 344 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,200 Speaker 1: the net. Okay, so you're just an idiot. You don't 345 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 1: know about anything about anything. I get that. However, the 346 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:28,280 Speaker 1: GOP messaging is really bad as well, and that includes 347 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:32,359 Speaker 1: Trump himself. Sometimes we lost a trillion dollars in the 348 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 1: stock market today. Do you have any idea how many 349 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,159 Speaker 1: people looked at their four oh one k, maybe retired people, 350 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:44,280 Speaker 1: and they were mortified. Today a lot. Donald Trump came 351 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 1: out today and publicly said, we're gonna make a lot 352 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:52,240 Speaker 1: of money if the price of oil goes up. We 353 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,680 Speaker 1: don't need to say that ever again. That should probably 354 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: be like the last time we ever say that. Remember 355 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 1: when I next time I said that to him, when 356 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,720 Speaker 1: he went out two days in a row and said, 357 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,280 Speaker 1: America doesn't have the talent. We have to bring in foreigners. 358 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,720 Speaker 1: We don't have the talent here. And I said, look, 359 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,159 Speaker 1: even if you believe that, even if that's true, it 360 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,200 Speaker 1: would really be a good time to never ever ever 361 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: say that ever again. That's very insulting. And he didn't. 362 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,720 Speaker 1: It wasn't just me, by the way, there was all 363 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,440 Speaker 1: kinds of widespread outrage. He has never repeated it since. 364 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,080 Speaker 1: That's Lindsey Graham has said this now on camera, and 365 00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 1: now Donald Trump has said it on social media. Not 366 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,320 Speaker 1: worried about the price of oil. We're gonna make a 367 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 1: ton of money. I'm gonna read this again, NBC poll. 368 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,000 Speaker 1: This is the approval rating of Iran with independence, not 369 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: you or me, independence, The people who will decide the 370 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:47,320 Speaker 1: mid terms NBC poll twenty seven percent, CNN poll thirty 371 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 1: two percent, You Go poll twenty four percent. Those people 372 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,400 Speaker 1: don't want to hear about how much money we're gonna make. 373 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,359 Speaker 1: That messaging has to change. 374 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,240 Speaker 4: Now. 375 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:06,640 Speaker 1: He may be in a situation where, and this happens, 376 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:12,040 Speaker 1: where there is no message you can deliver that will 377 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:16,160 Speaker 1: be popular or that will make it popular. Sometimes that 378 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,440 Speaker 1: it is the way it is. Look, there have been 379 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,760 Speaker 1: times in history where the American president has had to 380 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,680 Speaker 1: go to the American people and say there will be hardship. Now, 381 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,480 Speaker 1: you can rewind back to World War II is a 382 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 1: great example of this where the American president FDR They 383 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,960 Speaker 1: went to the American people repeatedly and he said, look, 384 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,879 Speaker 1: there's gonna be rationing. You're not gonna get all the 385 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,879 Speaker 1: sugar you want. You're not gonna get that. There's gonna 386 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,320 Speaker 1: be you can only have so much of this. Sorry, 387 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,600 Speaker 1: we need you to do this. You have to do that, 388 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: We need this. There will be shortages. And that message 389 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 1: resonated with the American people. But it resonated with the 390 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:55,640 Speaker 1: American people because they were already angry at Japan when 391 00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:00,200 Speaker 1: he started delivering that message. Visceral hatred of Japan. He 392 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 1: started delivering that message because Japan had just sucker punched 393 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,080 Speaker 1: us bomb Pearl Harbor. Then the American president gets up 394 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 1: in the wake of that and he says, hey, look, 395 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 1: you're not gonna get as much sugar as usual. Sorry. 396 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,560 Speaker 1: The American people said, you know what, fine, screw sugar. 397 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:20,160 Speaker 1: If it screws Japan, I don't even need sugar. That 398 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,760 Speaker 1: message of there will be shortages, you will have pain, 399 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:32,160 Speaker 1: it can land in the right circumstances. Does the uninformed 400 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:38,440 Speaker 1: independent who votes on gas prices gas prices affect everybody? 401 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:43,760 Speaker 1: Does the uninformed independent who votes on gas prices? Does 402 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,720 Speaker 1: he want to hear right now that Iran is important 403 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,320 Speaker 1: enough that he can't afford to go visit his mother 404 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:55,919 Speaker 1: next week? Hey, he probably doesn't want to hear that. 405 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,119 Speaker 1: He doesn't want to hear that we're gonna make a 406 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,800 Speaker 1: lot of money. He doesn't it doesn't want to hear 407 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,040 Speaker 1: that stuff. He just doesn't. And you can scream at 408 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,920 Speaker 1: him and call him an idiot, and that's fine. Maybe 409 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,320 Speaker 1: he is an idiot, that's fine, But idiots decide our elections. 410 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 1: I will say what I've been saying. It's not about 411 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,679 Speaker 1: supporter or against it. It's not about that. We have 412 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,760 Speaker 1: got to wrap it up and come home quickly. We 413 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,679 Speaker 1: cannot be seen to be foreign adventuring while prices go 414 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,199 Speaker 1: up at home, or the mid terms are going to 415 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:33,000 Speaker 1: end us. Remember, if we lose the House, it's really bad. 416 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,840 Speaker 1: We don't want that, but we can live with it. 417 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: They're of course going to impeach Donald Trump, but they're 418 00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:39,919 Speaker 1: not going to be able to throw him out of 419 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:46,120 Speaker 1: office because they don't have the Senate. If it's bad 420 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:51,640 Speaker 1: enough that they do take the Senate, Uh oh, that's 421 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,399 Speaker 1: not good. We'll continue hang on the Jesse Kelly Show 422 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 1: on a magnificent Thursday. If you miss any part of 423 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 1: the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Let's 424 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,159 Speaker 1: chop away at some emails. Shall we get off the 425 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:11,399 Speaker 1: subject here? Gracious men, you whisper or Jesse? Why is 426 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,120 Speaker 1: the center of the sandwich always the best part? Why 427 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:20,640 Speaker 1: can't the whole sandwich taste this good? All right, I'm 428 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 1: gonna give you. I'll give you the reason by giving 429 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 1: you a tidbit that will help most of the sandwiches 430 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 1: you make at home, the hot sandwiches, which that should 431 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,400 Speaker 1: be most sandwiches. For instance, if you make a cheeseburger 432 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:40,320 Speaker 1: at home, do you know and I'll explain to you 433 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,800 Speaker 1: where I discovered this wonderful technique. But do you know 434 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:47,320 Speaker 1: when you make a cheeseburger at home that if you 435 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,680 Speaker 1: have the patience for this, if you have the fortitude, 436 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,160 Speaker 1: you can make it infinitely better. As soon as it's done, 437 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,399 Speaker 1: it's on the bun, it's ready for your mouth. Wrap 438 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,760 Speaker 1: it up in foil, tinfoil, and simply set it down 439 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:09,200 Speaker 1: for five minutes. Come back five minutes later, unwrap it. 440 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,680 Speaker 1: It will be meltier, gooier. The bun, no matter the 441 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:21,000 Speaker 1: level of freshness, will be delicious. Why wonderful food concoctions 442 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 1: like sandwiches? Really? So many food concoctions. The ingredients they're 443 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 1: strangers passing in the night. You have all of a 444 00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,560 Speaker 1: sudden decided to put them together, and you want there 445 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,359 Speaker 1: to be chemistry there. I want there to be chemistry there, 446 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 1: but they need time to get to know each other. 447 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,480 Speaker 1: Put them together and let them date in tinfoil for 448 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:51,240 Speaker 1: five minutes. Then you will have romantic food magic. Do 449 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 1: you understand? That's how that works. The reason the center 450 00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:01,160 Speaker 1: of the sandwich is better than the edges, because by 451 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,639 Speaker 1: the time you get to the center of the sandwich, 452 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,520 Speaker 1: it's been getting to know each other. There's a real 453 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: love there. That's why it's better. Do you know where 454 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:17,040 Speaker 1: I really discovered this? So when I was in Okinawa, 455 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,679 Speaker 1: I was in the Marine Corps and were this is 456 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,080 Speaker 1: before nine to eleven, this is before the Global War 457 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 1: on tear. My unit we did every two years you 458 00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,600 Speaker 1: would go to Okinawa for six months for a deployment 459 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,320 Speaker 1: over there. You go over there and you train, and 460 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,399 Speaker 1: then from Okinawa you go to other places. You go 461 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,399 Speaker 1: to the regular Japan, you go to Thailand, you do 462 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 1: other things, all kinds of training, but Okinawa's kind of 463 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: your home for six months, your overseas Okinawa well, occasionally, 464 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,840 Speaker 1: remember everything in the military isn't the infantry. Now, it 465 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 1: all exists to support the infantry. But there are a 466 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,600 Speaker 1: thousand different jobs you can do in any branch of 467 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,560 Speaker 1: the military. Lots of things have to get done, papers 468 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: have to be stapled, people got to eat, and oftentimes 469 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,520 Speaker 1: there will be a shortage of manpower at specific areas. 470 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,920 Speaker 1: And what will they do. Well, remember they own you, 471 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 1: you don't have any rights anymore. What will they do? 472 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 1: They're just going to go grab you on occasion and 473 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,520 Speaker 1: they're gonna say, hey, go work here now. And since 474 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,120 Speaker 1: it's the Marine Corps, you really don't have the option 475 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,600 Speaker 1: of saying I don't feel like it. They came to 476 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,920 Speaker 1: me and they said, hey, Jesse, you have to go 477 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,880 Speaker 1: work in the kitchen for a month. So I had 478 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,360 Speaker 1: to leave my boys. I had to leave my infantry unit. 479 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I got to sleep in the same place, 480 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,400 Speaker 1: but I didn't hang with them. Didn't really get to 481 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,560 Speaker 1: hang with them much because my hours were all screwed up. 482 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,560 Speaker 1: You had to get there at something like three in 483 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 1: the morning, things like that. It was brutal, but I 484 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 1: didn't get to do anything with them. I was going 485 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,360 Speaker 1: to work in the kitchen, which sucked. Generally. Working in 486 00:29:54,400 --> 00:30:00,160 Speaker 1: the kitchen sucks. Why, Chris, Well, it's boring. For one, 487 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:05,320 Speaker 1: there's no fresh air. It's the people who worked in there. 488 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,120 Speaker 1: They weren't dude dudes as much as the dude dudes 489 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,520 Speaker 1: I was used to hanging out with. It's no insult 490 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,000 Speaker 1: to him. That was a different No, it wasn't an insult, Chris, No, 491 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,600 Speaker 1: it wasn't. I was just a different kind of a 492 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,640 Speaker 1: I was different than they were maybe a little rougher 493 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,960 Speaker 1: around the edges. They kind of thought I was a 494 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:27,080 Speaker 1: little bit of a caveman. Either way, the one benefit 495 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 1: I will give it. The one benefit, by the way, 496 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:33,040 Speaker 1: and another reason Chris, I joined the Marine Corps to 497 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,400 Speaker 1: blow stuff up and do cool stuff. I did not 498 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,080 Speaker 1: join it to mop the kitchen floors. That's not what 499 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 1: I wanted to do, what Chris said, those kitchen guys 500 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,640 Speaker 1: wanted to do what you do. Nobody. If you want 501 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,960 Speaker 1: to be in the infantry, you join the infantry. Most 502 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,080 Speaker 1: people don't want to join the infantry because it's a 503 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,640 Speaker 1: much more difficult life. There's a lot more hardship. What 504 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,640 Speaker 1: Chris said, blow stuff up, Well, yes, everyone wants to 505 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,440 Speaker 1: blow stuff up. But the thing is, if you want 506 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,000 Speaker 1: the right to blow stuff up as an infantryman, you 507 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 1: have to sleep outside, you have to eat crappy food. 508 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,520 Speaker 1: You're in the elements. It's hard, it's harder training. You're sweating, 509 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,080 Speaker 1: you're dirty, you're miserable. It's just that that's what you 510 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,320 Speaker 1: have to do to earn that right. And they didn't 511 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 1: want to go through that anyway. The one benefit I 512 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,640 Speaker 1: will say of working in the kitchen, of course, was food. 513 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 1: You're hungry all the time, especially at that age, and 514 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,920 Speaker 1: you get to make your own You're back there in 515 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,120 Speaker 1: the kitchen with all the food. So this is when 516 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:41,480 Speaker 1: my deep, deep, abiding love for cheeseburgers really came to be. 517 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: I burgers were okay before that, but the honest, to 518 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,600 Speaker 1: be honest, I was more of a hot dog man. 519 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,719 Speaker 1: I discovered you can imagine the quality of beef and 520 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,880 Speaker 1: things like that. You would get on a Marine Corps 521 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:59,360 Speaker 1: base for a cheeseburger, not exactly, the not black angus 522 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,160 Speaker 1: or whatever it is, is gonna be on the lower end, 523 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,080 Speaker 1: So you got to figure out a way to make 524 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:09,480 Speaker 1: it good. That's when I discovered, make yourself a cheeseburger. 525 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 1: Slap an extra slice of cheese or two on there, 526 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,960 Speaker 1: and then wrap it up. Wrap it up for five 527 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,280 Speaker 1: ten minutes, stash it on the counter while you're busy. 528 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 1: By the time you go unwrap it. Yeah, we're talking 529 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,320 Speaker 1: about a crappy piece of beef here. I'm sure the 530 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,200 Speaker 1: cheese was low end, the buns certainly not top end, 531 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,640 Speaker 1: but it was all melty and gouey together and it 532 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,480 Speaker 1: was fantastic. I have no idea why we're talking about 533 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,840 Speaker 1: this right. Why are we talking about? 534 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,000 Speaker 4: Oh? 535 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,680 Speaker 1: The question was about why is the center of the 536 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,880 Speaker 1: sandwich always the best? Well, that's why, because they needed 537 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,320 Speaker 1: to get married. Now, we still have an hour. Kirt 538 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaker 1: Schlickter is gonna join us, and so Kirt Schlickter is 539 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,520 Speaker 1: my buddy. He's coming up in half hour from now. 540 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,960 Speaker 1: He why is he joining us? He texted me yes 541 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: yesterday unprompted, and he said I'd like to come on 542 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,840 Speaker 1: the air and crap on, John Cornyn. 543 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,480 Speaker 5: That was his cell. 544 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,240 Speaker 1: I mean, John Cornan's having What do you. 545 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 2: Have to say to the Americans who are questioning why 546 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,880 Speaker 2: President Trump should endorse you when many say that you've 547 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,880 Speaker 2: been vehemently against his agenda. 548 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 3: Do you speak for all these Americans? 549 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 1: I don't understand. 550 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, actually I do, Yes, she does.