WEBVTT - Dirty 1: Masturbator Busted at Twelve Oaks Mall 

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan the mornings Dirty on the thirty, we'll get our

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<v Speaker 1>first dirty in of the morning, five or six fifty

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<v Speaker 1>five's coming up here in just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on, Shan Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Cristiano Ronaldo is officially a married man. The soccer superstar

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<v Speaker 3>finally married his longtime partner, the gorgeous Georgina Rodriguez in

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<v Speaker 3>a private civil ceremony in Portugal. Only their five kids

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<v Speaker 3>were there in attendance. But yeah, they have five kids.

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<v Speaker 3>They've been together since twenty seventeen, got engaged a year ago.

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<v Speaker 3>She once joked in an interview that I watched She's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I've waited so long for a proposal. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 3>like the least he could offer me at this point

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<v Speaker 3>after five kids. But I mean he's always been very

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<v Speaker 3>vocal about her being the one and the woman of

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<v Speaker 3>his life.

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<v Speaker 2>So they finally made it official.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, sad news in soccer. Lionel is what

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<v Speaker 1>was it? MESSI MESSI Lionel. I always say it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like Lionel Richie.

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<v Speaker 2>He his dad just died, so he had so he stepped.

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<v Speaker 1>Away for a period because of his dad died, And

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it was kind of tough, but his dad

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<v Speaker 1>got to see the World Cup, which was nice ringing.

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<v Speaker 3>NFL MVP Matthew Stafford and his wife, the lovely Kelly

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<v Speaker 3>are facing over half a million dollars in tax stet

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<v Speaker 3>just before the football season kicks off. The Staffords have

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<v Speaker 3>been hit with a state tax lean totaling five hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and thirty four on four and fifty three dollars and

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<v Speaker 3>sixty seven cents by the California Franchise Tax Board for

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<v Speaker 3>the twenty four taxple year.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>The lean attaches to property and property rights that they

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<v Speaker 3>currently own, and it's still active as up this morning,

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<v Speaker 3>so I gotta get on that.

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<v Speaker 2>In May, he signed a one year, fifty five million yea.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Just right right the chat. I think they'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Get this off page six. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And lastly, a Clerkston, Michigan man arrested at allegedly got

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<v Speaker 4>busted beating at the twelve Olk Small and NOVAA. You

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<v Speaker 4>always have to say allegedly, but like a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>people were there and saw this happening. Twenty five year

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<v Speaker 4>old Dylan Scotton is now facing felony charges of indecent

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<v Speaker 4>exposure by a sexually delinquent person.

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<v Speaker 2>According to the Nova police.

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<v Speaker 3>Witnesses say, this guy, he wasn't even trying to hide it.

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<v Speaker 3>He went right into like the common area, like the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of the mall, not the food Okay, that main

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<v Speaker 3>area of the mall where I do that health and

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<v Speaker 3>wellness venture, sayday, This was eight o'clock Saturday nights. A

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<v Speaker 3>lot of people went to get mall security after they

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<v Speaker 3>saw him doing.

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<v Speaker 2>What he was.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing was.

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<v Speaker 2>Very airport. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Ran When security went after him, they caught up with

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<v Speaker 3>them in the parking lots.

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<v Speaker 1>Mall cops running after the guy with his fans down.

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<v Speaker 3>He was arraigned and given a two hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars pond.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a second two hundred and fifty thousand dollars bond for.

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<v Speaker 3>Exposure and indecent exposure by a sexually delinquent person.

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<v Speaker 2>So there has to be a little bit more to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. By the way, that's my mall as a record,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, that's my mall. And when I say that,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean to go masturbate in.

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<v Speaker 2>But I say that's the where I go to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Apple store and do quick pickups at like nordse Terms

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff. Crazy could have passed by the way. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I wonder if he got stopped on his

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<v Speaker 1>way out getting arrested by the Kiosk guy. They're the worst,

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<v Speaker 1>those Kiosk people at that mall and Crazy.

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