1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: I'm not sleep sleep Wow, redline is not. This is 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 1: wood We are into another new hour insensitivity training for 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: a politically correct world. It's Friday morning. Welcome to Friday. 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 1: It's October tenth, twenty twenty five. On warning, that's Greg Gory. 5 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 1: Happy birthday month to menace, Happy birthday months again to 6 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: add to myself as myself. Are you gonna tap it 7 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 1: in your own supply there already? Yeah, there's a Ginigrad. 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: Hey we got Seaball, you've got Sammy Morgan is here. 9 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You 10 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: can send us a text if you like, go to 11 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 1: two two nine eight seven. I forget who threw the 12 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: idea out there for We're gonna get into a topic 13 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: or something that you can jump in on if you'd like, 14 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: on the phones or on a text, but like a 15 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: tell us something that you did, and it's got to 16 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: be something that would make it difficul called for us 17 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: to try to guess is this something that you did 18 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 1: as just being a dumb kid or were you a 19 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: drunk adult? 20 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 2: Yeah? 21 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: Good question. Yeah, So tell us about something that you 22 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 1: did and then we could try to guess if he 23 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 1: did that as a dumb kid or as a drunk adult. 24 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: Now you don't have to colling just yet. We'll open 25 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: up the phones. Uh, when we get to that point here, 26 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: it'll be it's gonna be like in the next segment, 27 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: we can open the phones. We have some stories on 28 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 1: our own that we're gonna try to guess. Everybody submitted things. 29 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: We put them into the into the heat. 30 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 2: Drunks and kids have a lot in common. 31 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, real, that's where you do all your double. 32 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 2: Done the site. 33 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 1: And since it's a it's a Friday, it's a turn 34 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: up day, and we're also going into the hole that 35 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,040 Speaker 1: maybe you were a drunk adult menace Uh was talking 36 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 1: about like some drink that you've been hearing about. And 37 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: so we have menaced the mixologist because menas as we 38 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: heard he was a bar back at one point. Yeah, 39 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: I was. Yes, I worked at a bar. U. When 40 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: you're a bar back, you're not allowed to make drinks though, right, Oh, 41 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 1: you're learning you're like an apprentice because every time I'm 42 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,639 Speaker 1: at a bar, it's busy. I'm trying to be patient, 43 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: wait my turn, and you see an employee, so you 44 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: get excited, like, oh no, that's just the guy who's 45 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: straightening up the glasses or using their cool glass washer thing. 46 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: They use the glass washer and you go hey, then 47 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 1: they go I can. I figured there was like a 48 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: rule they could. But yeah, I mean, like what if 49 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 1: it was in the industry, it's just a simple beer 50 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: or something not maybe. 51 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 3: The bartender asks him, yeah, yeah, if you need like 52 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 3: if they need help, if they're slammed, and they about 53 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 3: sharing tips at that point, and yeah, what is this drink? Okay, 54 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 3: so this drink I have been seeing online for a while, 55 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,359 Speaker 3: but I didn't think it was real. And if you 56 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 3: if you google it, I'll say it's clickbait. But you'll 57 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 3: see a lot of people making the drinks on TikTok 58 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 3: and Instagram. Yeah, now that's until I got to Florida. 59 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 3: When I got to Florida. On the streets of Miami, 60 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 3: I saw kids like grabbing of age, grabbing products to 61 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 3: make this drink. 62 00:02:58,639 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 2: Kids of age. 63 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, kids age making the drink. And the drink is 64 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 3: called a b B L Now BBL big Beautiful Lady 65 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 3: is a big beautiful lady? 66 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god? 67 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 2: Beat box? 68 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: What is beatbox again? Remind me? I know buzzball beat boxes. 69 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,519 Speaker 3: It's a pretty whiny sort of thing the girls love 70 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 3: and for local mixed together. 71 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 4: Oh God, I gotta ask because all of these products 72 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 4: are in the same category of drink, which is trashy 73 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 4: drinks for poor people, college which is poor Yeah, so 74 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 4: I'm right again. 75 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: Why mix them though? Because it's just cool? Exactly what 76 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: do they call it when you would go to like 77 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: a like a fast food place. 78 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 2: To take. 79 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you just just take all the different sodas 80 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: and nix them all together. Was called a suicide? 81 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 3: I think the answer is when you know what I 82 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 3: just explained was I think this kind of just started 83 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 3: as a joke, you know, like it is clickbait, like 84 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 3: people aren't actually doing it. 85 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: Do you have ice? No, but they're all cold I've 86 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: been keeping. Was gonna say, it's all room temperature nastiness 87 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 1: all mixed together. That being said, menace. 88 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 2: I could see. 89 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 4: I could see myself in my college days having buzzball, 90 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 4: for local. 91 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: And beat box together. Okay, now do you know the 92 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: proper yeah ratio. I'm sure there's a proper one. 93 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 5: Equals of these three ingredients. I've only tried the buzzball 94 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 5: thinking I would love it, and I hate it. This 95 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 5: is the blue, But I never tried the four local. 96 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 1: Okay, so is it great? We have tried the four lost? 97 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: I thought, I remember the four logo taste all right? 98 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: So I know there are different flavors of buzzball. There's 99 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 1: different flavors over the other. But when you make one 100 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 1: of these bbls, are they are they specific? Or you 101 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 1: can get any of them? 102 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 3: I didn't find. I didn't find like, oh, you're supposed 103 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 3: to use this for local use. 104 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're supposed to use this creative? 105 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 3: Yes, So what I picked did? I picked flavors that 106 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 3: I think they would probably go together. So I have 107 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,119 Speaker 3: the blue buzzball, I have this sour grape for Loco, 108 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 3: which smells like gasoline, and they all do the beat 109 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 3: box lemonade lemonade? 110 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 6: So what kind of smells like yeasty medicine? 111 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 1: I think that was a good question, question, would you? 112 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,480 Speaker 4: But a pointless question because once you start throwing all 113 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 4: these things together. 114 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:35,360 Speaker 2: Who all right? 115 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: Exactly? 116 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 2: You know? Yeah? 117 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: But I figured that because every time you hear about oh, 118 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: how do you make whatever? Yeah, bitters and this, and. 119 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,040 Speaker 3: I'm sure if you have a refined palate you can 120 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 3: taste the difference between. 121 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 4: This also reminds me of a board menace, which, by 122 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 4: the way, that is all the rage. I was every 123 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 4: every big street festival, mat kids, young adults, I should. 124 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 1: It is just a plastic like milk, judge U just 125 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,600 Speaker 1: filled with randomness. 126 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 4: Liquor, Well, the big they there's usually a base of liquor, 127 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 4: then a ton of gatorade, and then like some kind 128 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 4: of ivy, like liquid ivy. 129 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 1: Actually, I figured like she loves this kind of stuff. 130 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 6: Tast yet smell is accurate, like medicine. 131 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 1: When I smell you know, I smell I smell cheap wine. 132 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 2: Really, I smell nothing but the. 133 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 7: Grat smells like grape diamond tap. 134 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 4: Yes, Greg, you're right with the gasoline though, that's definitely 135 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 4: in there. 136 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, here's here's here's more though, and you're even wearing 137 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: a purple sweatshirt. She's ready. You were ready for this? Yeah, 138 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: that's that's good every day? 139 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, and then don't by the way, that buzzball, 140 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 4: it's technically it's berry cherry lime aid. 141 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: It's all fruit in every so we've got lime made lemonade. 142 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: And then okay, who do you think is most likely 143 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,119 Speaker 1: to like it? 144 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 2: Oh? Craig for sure. 145 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 1: Greg I was gonna say, Morgan, I'll tell you why, Morgan, 146 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:09,479 Speaker 1: because she's a bowler. She's a uf c R. Yeah yeah, 147 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: the youngest, and this this seems like it would be 148 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 1: like more poor. Well yeah, it's more in her in 149 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 1: her wheelhouse. 150 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 8: Which is pretty gangster. 151 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, you're not a square, So go ahead 152 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 1: Morgan first, okay, all right, and poker. 153 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:33,720 Speaker 8: Face yeah, okay, yeah, it's not. I was thinking it 154 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 8: would be pretty gross. It's not. 155 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 1: What's the forward flavors of the grape. 156 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 8: Uh yeah, the grape, the. 157 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: Grape, the smell grape and like a white wine smell 158 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 1: to it, like a white wine. 159 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,120 Speaker 2: I know what you mean, like a sidery. 160 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 8: I've never had buzzballs or the beat boxes though. Yeah. 161 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: Wow, on scale one of ten, you love one of ten, 162 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 1: what are you giving it? 163 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 8: I do love one of ten, and I love this number. 164 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 8: I'm gonna give it a seven. 165 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, us, Greg, you're second likely to like it. 166 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 8: Itsastes strong because. 167 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: It has alcohol in it. It's not freaking out, yeah, 168 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 1: not bad bb L Wooden people over. 169 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 8: Kind of refreshing. 170 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 5: It's okay. You can tell there's alcohol. It's not like 171 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 5: a kid could drink it and think, oh soda, but uh, 172 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:21,679 Speaker 5: it's very grateful. 173 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 3: All right, let's go to extreme though most likely to 174 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:31,920 Speaker 3: hate it mostly Sammy, Sam Yes, all right, Sammy or Gina. 175 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,199 Speaker 8: Drink much you hate it? 176 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:38,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe let's try together. Okay, Yeah, well he's a 177 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: light beard person. 178 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 7: At first, it's not bad. 179 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 9: It does kind of taste like a soda at the beginning, 180 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 9: you think that's not bad, and then when you swallow 181 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,559 Speaker 9: it's a very alcohol forward and not in a good way. 182 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,600 Speaker 7: And it's like rubbing alcohol. 183 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:59,559 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's and rubbing alcohol. Yeah, we tried it together. 184 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,840 Speaker 2: It hasat burn, yeah, and. 185 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,680 Speaker 4: Wise all three of those are in the thirteen percent range. 186 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 4: So they're all like a strong wine or a cobo woe. 187 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 8: You know what it should be called. 188 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,679 Speaker 2: No, I I like it now. 189 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like a tequila on the rocks guy. Yeah, 190 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: the alcohol burn kind of thing. That doesn't bother me, 191 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: Like I don't, I don't. I don't mind that. But yeah, 192 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,320 Speaker 1: there's like, like you said, there's like that, Like, uh, 193 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 1: I think who said dimond tap? Like that's yeah, that's 194 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,000 Speaker 1: that's now. 195 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. 196 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, nope, yeah, you guys are all correct, and we've 197 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,319 Speaker 4: again we've never had a good four loco. 198 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. I think. 199 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,920 Speaker 4: By the way, Beatbox by itself, Beatbox by itself, girls Love. 200 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:45,600 Speaker 1: For those of you just tuning in, menas heard about 201 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 1: the drink Menace. The mixologist is here serving up some 202 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,880 Speaker 1: drinks to us. And it's a it's a mixture. It's 203 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,360 Speaker 1: called a bb L. You might have seen something about 204 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,719 Speaker 1: on social media and weren't quite sure people are really 205 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,720 Speaker 1: doing it. But it's it's Buzzball, beat Box and four 206 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: Local all mixed together. Yeah, and and it's the room 207 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,280 Speaker 1: is split, the room is split. Go ahead, Menace. Menace 208 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 1: is the last one to try it. Oh god anymore? 209 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I could see drinking this maybe once, 210 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,000 Speaker 3: just so I could get buzzed and like power through it. 211 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,280 Speaker 3: But it's, like Samy said, very alcohol for it. It's 212 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 3: more it's hard to get like a good flavor. 213 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: I feel like this is more for people who the 214 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 1: next step would be drinking hand sanitizer. If it's this 215 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,839 Speaker 1: or the hand sanitizer, Yes, you'll drink this first. Then 216 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: once this is exhausted, then then it's to the hand sanitized. 217 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 3: I think it's one cup and then the next one 218 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,640 Speaker 3: is puke. Right, there's no way you can do multiple cups. 219 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 2: I would put this is the spirit. 220 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 1: You can take the rest home. 221 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 8: Definitely have a hangover. 222 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 1: It'll turn up on a Friday and you love it. Right, 223 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 1: we're opening up the phones now for that question. Tell 224 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 1: us about something and I don't know, maybe you don't 225 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,320 Speaker 1: want to share with this, but what's something that you 226 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: did as a kid or a drunk adult that it's 227 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,960 Speaker 1: hard to tell, Like if you just told us like 228 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,760 Speaker 1: I was and I did this, and it would be 229 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,120 Speaker 1: hard for someone to guess if you did that as 230 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: a stupid kid or just a drunk adult, which is 231 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,440 Speaker 1: one of the same, really, But if you want to 232 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,960 Speaker 1: try to stomp us with yours, you can hit us up. 233 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,040 Speaker 1: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. It's 234 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,200 Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four, woody. Or if you just 235 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,440 Speaker 1: like to share it on the text, over to two 236 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,120 Speaker 1: two nine eighty seven. I'll keep it ben eye on 237 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,560 Speaker 1: the text and I'll see if the room can get 238 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 1: them like. I'll read it and then if you just 239 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,680 Speaker 1: want to put in in like parentheses, you know the 240 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,920 Speaker 1: answer kid or a drunk adult. Do that for two 241 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 1: to night seven quick break, and then we'll get to 242 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:52,800 Speaker 1: that next here on the Woody Show, The Woody Show, 243 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:58,440 Speaker 1: on me, right back the Woody Show. All right, So 244 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 1: did you do this as a kid or as a 245 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,320 Speaker 1: drunk adult? What we want you to do is tell 246 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: us what you did first, just what it was, no content, 247 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 1: and then we'll try to guess if this happened when 248 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:15,080 Speaker 1: you were a dumb kid or a drunk adult. Yeah, 249 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,960 Speaker 1: uh yeah, we'll go to the phones here real quick. 250 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,920 Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four? What he only because that 251 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:24,160 Speaker 1: they've been holding. They held through the entire break hown. Hey, Marie, 252 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:24,560 Speaker 1: what's up? 253 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 10: Why? How's it going? 254 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,280 Speaker 1: All right, so give us the story, and then we're 255 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 1: gonna try to guess. Don't tell us yet if his 256 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,160 Speaker 1: kid or adult? But yeah, so, what what did you do? 257 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 10: I crapped my pants and hit him under the bathroom sink. 258 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:43,440 Speaker 1: Crapped and then hit them under the bathroom sink. God, 259 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,360 Speaker 1: I've done this as a drunk adult. 260 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,720 Speaker 2: And a kid. Yeah, I have my guess. 261 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 8: That could go either. 262 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm saying adult. 263 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,720 Speaker 5: I'm saying drunk adult as well. I think a kid 264 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,040 Speaker 5: might not be that embarrassed about that. 265 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,960 Speaker 1: But that depends on how young of a kid. 266 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,080 Speaker 2: Right, But a drunk adult would be more. 267 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 3: If a sharp yeah, exactly, because of a kid, then 268 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,800 Speaker 3: you would probably talk to an adult about you. 269 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 6: I'm gonna take the under I'm gonna say kid, because 270 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 6: the kid will think it's in the cabinet. 271 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,559 Speaker 1: No one will ever find it, no one will ever 272 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,840 Speaker 1: look there. How little kids think they're hiding it behind 273 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,440 Speaker 1: like a like a sign post. You know I can 274 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,480 Speaker 1: see right, yes, exactly? All right, Morgan, what do you think? 275 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,280 Speaker 6: Well, I screened your call souse. 276 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, So Marie, what is it? Was 277 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 1: it as a kid that you grabbed your pants and 278 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,840 Speaker 1: hid the evidence or as a drunk adult? 279 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,520 Speaker 10: Definitely a drunk adult, drunk. 280 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,040 Speaker 1: Animal. 281 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 2: Were you at home or at a party? 282 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, with somebody else's house. 283 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 10: I went with my girlfriend at some dude's house that 284 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 10: she was going to hook up with and started getting 285 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 10: really sick and so I was like barfing. And the 286 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,840 Speaker 10: best part is that I was wearing one of his 287 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 10: pairs of basketball shorts. 288 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,400 Speaker 1: So I don't know what happened to those basketball shorts. 289 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 1: Oh here they are. 290 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 8: Did your friends still get to hook up with him 291 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,079 Speaker 8: or did you ruin it? 292 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,040 Speaker 10: No? No, she she got her. 293 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 8: Good for her. 294 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,599 Speaker 1: I Marie, thank you for the call. Appreciate Listen to 295 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:18,440 Speaker 1: the Woe Show. Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, Hey, 296 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:18,959 Speaker 1: good morning. 297 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 10: How are you guys doing. 298 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 1: We're doing great? All right, So give us your story, 299 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 1: but don't tell us yet if it was a something 300 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 1: he did as a kid or as a drunk adult. 301 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 2: But what happened? 302 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 11: Yeah, so, uh day that night wake up? Did entered 303 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:36,880 Speaker 11: on the lights, go into the restroom instead of using 304 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,320 Speaker 11: the toilet to take a PiZZ Yeah, pretty much opened 305 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 11: the cupboard under the sink and I just be in there. 306 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,800 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, so I'll spoil it. This was 307 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 1: this was gonna be mine as well. But yeah, it 308 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 1: wasn't a cabinet. It was the oven open open the 309 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,000 Speaker 1: oven door, right, yeah, yeah, like walked into walked into 310 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,920 Speaker 1: the kid open the oven door, which stopped before I 311 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,640 Speaker 1: did it. So we stopped before I did. So what 312 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 1: was it a kid or as a drunk adult? Now, 313 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 1: people in the room who know the story don't say anything, 314 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 1: but let's guess on Brian. First, I will say, I 315 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: will say that happened as I'll go, you know, I'll 316 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,080 Speaker 1: go last. 317 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:19,600 Speaker 2: I'll go last. 318 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 1: Because I think I'm comparing it to my own, my 319 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 1: own story. Yeah, yeah, I have a bias. 320 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 6: Unless he is like a notorious sleepwalker. I'm gonna say drunk. 321 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:31,000 Speaker 1: Adult, drunk adult. Yeah, this freaks of drunk adult, drunk adult. 322 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 1: I'm going an adult all day, drunk adult. Did you 323 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 1: talk to him? Morgan? Stopped on your job? 324 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 2: All right? 325 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,680 Speaker 1: So, Brian, was it as a kid or a drunk 326 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,360 Speaker 1: adult that this happened? 327 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:43,680 Speaker 10: Yeah? 328 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 11: I actually it was as a kid. I guess I couldn't. 329 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 11: I probably was like four or five years old. I 330 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 11: just seemed right to just pee in there instead of. 331 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,480 Speaker 2: On the dude. Same. 332 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was a little I was a little kid. 333 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 1: I was probably a maybe. But I was sleepwalking. Yeah, 334 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 1: I was sleepwalking and my mom said, Yeah, my mom said, 335 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 1: I woke up and I walked out of the bedroom 336 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 1: and she's like talking to me. She goes, hey, honey, 337 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 1: what are you doing? What do you I wasn't saying anything. 338 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 1: I was just walking went into the kitchen, open up 339 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,800 Speaker 1: the oven door, and I was getting ready to take 340 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 1: a leak, and no, no, no, no, no, no no, she 341 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 1: like redirected me and we went into the bathroom. Yeah, 342 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,320 Speaker 1: all right, Brian, thank you for the call. I appreciate 343 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 1: you all. 344 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 6: I get that though, because when I was little, I 345 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,400 Speaker 6: tried to wash my hands on the toilet because I 346 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 6: thought it was a kid's sink. 347 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 4: So it's are pretty domp. 348 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: So in the in the studio, top had the official top. Yeah, 349 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 1: everybody put something in here, so I don't know how 350 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: these Okay, so it's on the bathroom one. So this 351 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,720 Speaker 1: is somebody here on the show. I went to the 352 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 1: bathroom and wiped with my hand because there was no 353 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 1: toilet paper around. Was that as a kid or as 354 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:02,840 Speaker 1: a drunk adult? 355 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,520 Speaker 8: Gotta be kid? Are we also guessing who it was? 356 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800 Speaker 1: We can try to guess who it is that is vile. 357 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:13,359 Speaker 5: I'll say it's Sammy. As a drunk adult's. 358 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 3: Gonna say Sammy also a lot of toilet paper like that, 359 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,359 Speaker 3: and she's done desperate things in the bathroom. 360 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,800 Speaker 1: For me, it was gonna be gonna be between Sammy 361 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:25,840 Speaker 1: and then Menace. 362 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,960 Speaker 2: I don't think Mannis would ever do that. 363 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,200 Speaker 1: I don't know. I thinkur and I think I think 364 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,480 Speaker 1: drunk he certainly would really think about it, like he's 365 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 1: a totally different gas behind a plant. 366 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, but wiping. 367 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 1: My God, it. 368 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,600 Speaker 2: Would just shower. 369 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,480 Speaker 8: I'm going Sammy, but as a kid, Yeah, Sammy kid. Yeah, 370 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,640 Speaker 8: I'm saying Morgan as a kid, Morgan. 371 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:53,160 Speaker 1: Morgan's another good guess who was like something I do first? 372 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,280 Speaker 1: Whose is this? 373 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,040 Speaker 7: This is mine? 374 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,399 Speaker 2: It's like know you? 375 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 1: And was as a kid or as a drunk adult 376 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: as a kid. 377 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,440 Speaker 7: Yeah, when I was a kid, I was at. 378 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,960 Speaker 9: Our dance studio that notoriously was always running out of 379 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 9: toilet paper and the one bathroom that it had, and 380 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,159 Speaker 9: it was very little. I went to go to the 381 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,919 Speaker 9: bathroom and there was no toilet paper left, so I 382 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,239 Speaker 9: wiped with my hand and then I walked out and 383 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 9: my mom was talking to like some of the dance 384 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,960 Speaker 9: teachers and like other parents, and I just walked up 385 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,120 Speaker 9: to my mom and I said there was no toilet 386 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 9: paper so I had to wipe with my hand. And 387 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,960 Speaker 9: my mom's just mortified because other people now heard me 388 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,720 Speaker 9: say that, and she just looked at me and she goes, 389 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:37,720 Speaker 9: well did you wash your hands? And I was like, 390 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 9: I can't reach the. 391 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,640 Speaker 7: Sink because it was so high. 392 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 9: I walked out with Pete on my hand and she 393 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,520 Speaker 9: ran me to the by would. 394 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,439 Speaker 6: Have to change dance studio. 395 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,360 Speaker 8: You got a move? 396 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,480 Speaker 1: All right, let's see here. How about how about this one? 397 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,119 Speaker 12: I told the dentist that he had bad breath and 398 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 12: had ugly teeth. 399 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,880 Speaker 2: All right, kid, all day. 400 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,040 Speaker 12: That's a kid that he had bad breath and had 401 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:02,720 Speaker 12: ugly teeth. 402 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,960 Speaker 6: Well, who's going to the Dennis dre It's either kid 403 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,760 Speaker 6: or like your rock bottom at aa. 404 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:13,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, Dennis kind of buzz. Yeah, what if you're clapping 405 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,760 Speaker 1: zach ks drunk or nebriated? I guess so, yeah, you're 406 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,720 Speaker 1: not so sure. 407 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,879 Speaker 12: I wasn't a drunk adult. I was cammered at a party. 408 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,680 Speaker 12: It was this arrogant dentist there. He was being a 409 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,160 Speaker 12: jerk to my friend who's a teacher. He told him 410 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,120 Speaker 12: that for an educator, you aren't very smart. So I said, well, 411 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 12: for dentists, you have terrible breath. Then your breath smells 412 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 12: like a swamp. I got some laugh and he called 413 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 12: me a hole walked off. 414 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:39,639 Speaker 13: You know. 415 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,360 Speaker 12: Actually, it's probably the only thing I ever did well 416 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,160 Speaker 12: while hammered. 417 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:50,399 Speaker 14: Okay, I like that, Okay, how about I like that? 418 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:55,280 Speaker 14: This one out says, oh here's another one. 419 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,960 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there's so much at Peede inside a 420 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,400 Speaker 1: department store a dress room. Oh, I'm gonna. 421 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:07,119 Speaker 2: Say, I think. 422 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:19,280 Speaker 1: With menace kid, menace drunk, Yeah, shopping malls, Morgan adult, 423 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:26,239 Speaker 1: Morgan adult, I'll say menace kid, menace kid? All right, 424 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:30,400 Speaker 1: who's is Pete inside the department store dressing room? 425 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:37,800 Speaker 5: And we recently talked about somebody. It came up somehow 426 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 5: that somebody Pete in a dressing room because it happens 427 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:45,440 Speaker 5: quite frequently. Yeah, and me today thinks, what an a hole? 428 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,200 Speaker 5: And then I realized, oh my god, I did that 429 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,640 Speaker 5: because I was a kid. I was with my brother 430 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,879 Speaker 5: at some department store and I told him I had 431 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,760 Speaker 5: to use the bathroom. We couldn't find it, and he said, 432 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,320 Speaker 5: go do the in the dressing room. Everybody does it. 433 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 6: So I went in and just speed, Oh wow, animal, 434 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,200 Speaker 6: I want to pick this one because it was folded 435 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:05,720 Speaker 6: up very. 436 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 8: Tiny, and I'm just curious like that means they don't 437 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,120 Speaker 8: want it open. 438 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 1: Okay, stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered 439 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 1: it while barefoot. Okay, so that's not gonna be myself 440 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,560 Speaker 1: or menace because we're not about to get up on 441 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: anything like that. You don't think, Yeah, Ga, Gina might. 442 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 8: I'm going Gina in college so drunk. 443 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 2: Uh, I don't know. 444 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,880 Speaker 1: I'm thinking it's it's gotta be between Gina and Morgan. Yeah, 445 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Sammy's too light to break anything. She's 446 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,320 Speaker 1: too tiny, She's too small. Morgan drunk, Morgan drunk. I'll 447 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:52,280 Speaker 1: see that, Morgan dunk. 448 00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 2: I'll say, Morgan kid, Morgan kid, Morgan drunk is a 449 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 2: good call. 450 00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,320 Speaker 1: But I was going Gina. I'm gonna stick with Gina. 451 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,399 Speaker 1: Gina drunk, Gina drunk all right, who stood on an 452 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,360 Speaker 1: all glass coffee table and shattered it while barefoot? 453 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 8: That was mes adult adult. 454 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:12,640 Speaker 13: Yeah. 455 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,639 Speaker 8: This was during COVID times when we were like locked 456 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,920 Speaker 8: in the house, like the early stages of it, and 457 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,879 Speaker 8: I was drinking with my friends and I thought, oh, 458 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,280 Speaker 8: it would be a really good idea to get on 459 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,440 Speaker 8: my glass coffee table barefoot, start dancing and just instantly 460 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:29,639 Speaker 8: shattered the whole thing. Wow, but it was it was 461 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 8: cool experience. 462 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,160 Speaker 1: That was a cool experience. 463 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 8: I mean, give me something to do. 464 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, here's another table one. I jumped on a 465 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,919 Speaker 1: table and started to do the robot while people cheered 466 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:48,520 Speaker 1: around me. Okay, this is just seems very mena menace, 467 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 1: menace drunk. I'm gonna say menace kid. I jumped on 468 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,280 Speaker 1: a table and started to do the robot while people 469 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,480 Speaker 1: cheered around me. 470 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:58,720 Speaker 2: Drunk. 471 00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, I say menace kid. 472 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:07,000 Speaker 8: I'm going Gina. I'm going Gina drunk, all right? 473 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:07,680 Speaker 2: Greg? 474 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:12,479 Speaker 1: Would you say drunk and it's drunk menace woody kid, Sammy, 475 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 1: men is drunk, men is drunk. I'm going with I'm 476 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,040 Speaker 1: going with Gina. I get on this one, but I'm 477 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,639 Speaker 1: gonna say drunk adult, drunk adult, all right? So who 478 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 1: jumped onto the table and started to do the robot 479 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,960 Speaker 1: while the people cheered around them. 480 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 2: That would be me. 481 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,800 Speaker 1: Sounded it was Yeah. 482 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 2: It was the eighties. 483 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:36,399 Speaker 3: There was some restaurant Shane called Tunes. It was basically 484 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,160 Speaker 3: like a Chuck e Cheese And I was really into 485 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 3: this one song at the time. It was by Huey 486 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 3: Lewis in the news called Hip to Be Square, Yeah, 487 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 3: but I thought it was called Hip to Be Hip 488 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,239 Speaker 3: Hit the B Square when I was a kid, Hit 489 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 3: the B Square, I don't know, square in the face. 490 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,480 Speaker 3: They were playing bingo or something. I don't know why, 491 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 3: but I got the lyrics wrong. But for some reason 492 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,000 Speaker 3: that songs are playing, so I got on the table 493 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,360 Speaker 3: and started doing the robot and people love the robots. 494 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 8: A hip to be square. 495 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:15,639 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, dude, it's a banger right here, come on, 496 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 3: get on the table. 497 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:20,080 Speaker 1: Day is still alive? Right yeah, he's a super into golf. Sorry, 498 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,080 Speaker 1: show us your moves, man, can you retire? 499 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:24,639 Speaker 15: No? 500 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:30,760 Speaker 1: Don't be square? The table to stand up? Yeah, we 501 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,800 Speaker 1: do because the robot. 502 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,399 Speaker 2: Needs to be taking care. 503 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,119 Speaker 1: Come on, like you mean, people cheer when you do that. 504 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 1: I was more you look back then dumb doing that? 505 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,520 Speaker 3: They love that's pretty good. 506 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that is that you or a robot. I 507 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,840 Speaker 1: have some more, but we do we have to take 508 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,800 Speaker 1: a break, so well we'll take the break, then we'll 509 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,159 Speaker 1: come back. Did you do it as a candor or 510 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,080 Speaker 1: as a drunk doll? And people are texting theirs over 511 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,920 Speaker 1: to but this this one is super obvious. I just 512 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,920 Speaker 1: came in superclue quarters to the floor of the gym 513 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 1: to watch people kick them for days. Adult, I don't know. 514 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,479 Speaker 8: That's a kid thing. 515 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,679 Speaker 1: That's like a frank that's drunk adult, I'll do it tomorrow. 516 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:19,040 Speaker 1: That's a that's a high school kid. One faculty he 517 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,399 Speaker 1: fell so hard and all the students are laughing at her. 518 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:29,600 Speaker 1: More what it shows next second? Alright, so it did 519 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:34,760 Speaker 1: happen as a kid or did it happen as a 520 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,760 Speaker 1: drunk adult? 521 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,000 Speaker 2: Either way, proud of these moments. 522 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 13: I knocked the tooth out whip. 523 00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 1: I knocked the tooth out while skipping. 524 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 6: While skipping, This could be a red herring, tricky do 525 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,120 Speaker 6: you think kid? 526 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:49,359 Speaker 2: Definitely? 527 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 13: Could I knocked the tooth out wiping drunk drunk adult. 528 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:56,679 Speaker 8: Skipping? 529 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 1: I agree, you think it would be a kid. I 530 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,320 Speaker 1: think it's a It's also kind of the way like, dude, 531 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,359 Speaker 1: I threw my back out sneezing. I think it's part 532 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,040 Speaker 1: of the delivery. 533 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 2: I'm thinking. 534 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,000 Speaker 1: I'm thinking it's drunk adult. Drunk adult. 535 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to do the obvious. 536 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,120 Speaker 1: I had a co worker she knocked out her front 537 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:17,040 Speaker 1: teeth while drunk. Yeah, like just going down the side. 538 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 1: Let's find out I was. 539 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,200 Speaker 13: A drunk adult. 540 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:20,600 Speaker 2: Yeah. 541 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,400 Speaker 13: So I was skipping down the app in Delray when 542 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 13: my chill accidentally caught a cracked sidewalk and I fell 543 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,720 Speaker 13: forward and my tooth actually got entangled with an older 544 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 13: woman's shawl. By the time I landed, the tooth was gone. 545 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 13: I am not sure if it was the shawl or 546 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,120 Speaker 13: the concrete it took it out, but regardless, my tooth 547 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,879 Speaker 13: was self just kept going down the street. 548 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, remember when you were a kid and you did 549 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,080 Speaker 1: have a tooth that was loose to anybody ever, like 550 00:26:54,160 --> 00:27:00,000 Speaker 1: do the tie to a doorknob thing? Yeah, last second, 551 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,720 Speaker 1: just dangling on by a thread? All right, so this 552 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,600 Speaker 1: is somebody in the room. I had a pen, but 553 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,439 Speaker 1: I couldn't find any paper, so I wrote my thoughts 554 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:19,320 Speaker 1: down on the leather couch instead. Kill me and Greg 555 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,399 Speaker 1: if if it was as a kid, he wouldn't have 556 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,200 Speaker 1: survived his parents. 557 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,959 Speaker 7: To Woody on this one, that does seem woody ish. 558 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, you've done stuff like that, right, didn't you like 559 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,840 Speaker 1: poke holes in the seat or something of my mom's car? 560 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,159 Speaker 1: She had the front bench set of the super sweet 561 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,000 Speaker 1: Chrysler le Baron. That was that was a kid? 562 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 2: I was a kid. That's compelling minus woody kid. 563 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:49,440 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, woody kid? Yeah, all right, yeah, everybody? 564 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,280 Speaker 2: All right? 565 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,280 Speaker 1: Well, I had a pen but I couldn't find any paper, 566 00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 1: so I wrote my thoughts down on the leather couch instead. 567 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,440 Speaker 1: Whose is that? 568 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,520 Speaker 4: That was me? 569 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:01,680 Speaker 2: I was a kid? 570 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 6: I was being ignored by my mother, who was on 571 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,080 Speaker 6: the phone. 572 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,399 Speaker 1: I asked for a piece of paper. 573 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,480 Speaker 6: She wouldn't give me one. She was talking to some 574 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,000 Speaker 6: broad and I said, wait a second, we have white 575 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,680 Speaker 6: leather couches. That's way better than a piece of paper. 576 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,159 Speaker 6: Just scribbled and scribbled. By the time she got off 577 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,320 Speaker 6: the phone, she was so furious she was shaking. She 578 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,399 Speaker 6: started crying. So until I was in high school, we 579 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,240 Speaker 6: just had a big orange afghan throw. 580 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,199 Speaker 7: What did you explain to her that it was her 581 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,159 Speaker 7: fault not giving you? 582 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,960 Speaker 6: I made that crystal crib and then she accepted that 583 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,560 Speaker 6: there was no problem. What did you write on the 584 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,840 Speaker 6: couch and scribbling my thoughts and my dreams, my doodles. 585 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 1: I'll give you, guys one more. Tried to steal a 586 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 1: street signs that's now the does like to do traffic. 587 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:57,360 Speaker 1: Tried to steal a street sign? Who did it? Who 588 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,680 Speaker 1: did it? And was it as a kid or as 589 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: a unk adult? 590 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:01,640 Speaker 6: Woody R. 591 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 1: Greg? 592 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,920 Speaker 8: Yeah, for sure, I think Greg as a kid. I'm 593 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,040 Speaker 8: going Greg drunk, Greg drunk, I'll go Greg kid. 594 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,240 Speaker 1: I'm going Greg kid. Because we heard about you know 595 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: that story that his dad told where he and his 596 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: friends would like like la and get people think their 597 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 1: bodies and he's like the street traffic. Yeah, I'll say, 598 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,760 Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'll say Greg Kid, great. 599 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,040 Speaker 2: Kid, Greg Kid, wood Kid. 600 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 1: All right, I'm going drunk. Tried to steal a street 601 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: sign that was me. 602 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:34,320 Speaker 2: Drunk. 603 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,840 Speaker 1: What was the sign? Say humps. 604 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,560 Speaker 7: Because growing adults basically thirty years old? 605 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,120 Speaker 1: My friend Haddy. Yeah. 606 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,400 Speaker 7: My friend had bought a house. I mean, we're in 607 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 7: buying houses stage of life, and on her street, the 608 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,280 Speaker 7: street was spelled two different ways on the street sign. 609 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,600 Speaker 9: One street sign had it spelled one way, the other 610 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,360 Speaker 9: one had it spelled a different way. And I said, well, 611 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,840 Speaker 9: if we you know, one of them, they have to 612 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,040 Speaker 9: replace it because they weren't replacing it, and there was 613 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:04,720 Speaker 9: all this confusion. 614 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 7: So we did cheer stunts to. 615 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,560 Speaker 9: Try and get oh my god sign and tried to 616 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,160 Speaker 9: take it down. 617 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 7: It didn't work, but yeah, yeah. 618 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: The heart mission. 619 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,800 Speaker 3: I have a similar story that I've shared on air 620 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 3: where we were drunk and my my friend had a 621 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,120 Speaker 3: note parking sign out on the front of their house 622 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,400 Speaker 3: and it was on a wood post. So we when 623 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,960 Speaker 3: we were drunk, we sowed it and we like cut 624 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,720 Speaker 3: it down and then we threw it in a lake 625 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,080 Speaker 3: and they never replaced it. 626 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can work there all the time. 627 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a drunk team. We stole I don't 628 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,480 Speaker 5: know what you call them when there's a construction zone. 629 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 5: Not a sawhorse, but those sandwich board type things where 630 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,880 Speaker 5: they put a blinking yellow light on top. And so 631 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,240 Speaker 5: I stole that and I put it at my girlfriend's 632 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,360 Speaker 5: house at the time, in her backyard. But it was 633 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,680 Speaker 5: so bright with the blinking I thought this is going 634 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,520 Speaker 5: to be distracting, so I threw it on her roof 635 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,280 Speaker 5: the plane. 636 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,080 Speaker 11: Yeah. 637 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,600 Speaker 2: I was probably seventeen and drunk. 638 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 1: Nice was it a kid or a drunk adult? 639 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,360 Speaker 15: I got kicked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for 640 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,280 Speaker 15: putting my mouth on the ice cream machine. 641 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,000 Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, r I p Sweet Tomatoes place fast. 642 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:06,960 Speaker 1: That place was great. 643 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,840 Speaker 6: It's like a salad bar. Yeah great, So she put 644 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,080 Speaker 6: her mouth on the like soft serve ice cream. 645 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 1: Descund for sure. 646 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,000 Speaker 15: I got picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for 647 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,880 Speaker 15: putting my mouth on the ice cream machine. 648 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,960 Speaker 1: I would so like, you're gonna be drunk and sweet 649 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:29,920 Speaker 1: sweet tomatoes. Don't you crave more greasy stuff than you're drunker. Like, hey, guys, 650 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,479 Speaker 1: I'm so hammerds go hit the salad bar? 651 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,680 Speaker 7: And did they kick out kids or did they just 652 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,880 Speaker 7: tell their parents to watch them. 653 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,200 Speaker 1: I'm going drunk and I'm also going to kill drunk 654 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,479 Speaker 1: adult pizza? Right they did? 655 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:42,959 Speaker 2: Yeah? They did? 656 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,320 Speaker 1: All right, let's find out. 657 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,640 Speaker 12: So, yeah, I was a drunk adult. I put my 658 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,160 Speaker 12: mouth all over the ice cream. 659 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,280 Speaker 15: I came out and I have no idea why I 660 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,680 Speaker 15: kept doing it, but I did. 661 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:53,920 Speaker 10: It was a lot of fun. 662 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,240 Speaker 12: Yeah, they kicked me and my girlfriend out. 663 00:31:58,920 --> 00:31:59,239 Speaker 2: All right? 664 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 1: Well there you guys, how you play? Was it a 665 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,760 Speaker 1: kid or drunk adult? We gotta do that again. We're 666 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,960 Speaker 1: gonna take a break. Eight seven seven forty four. What 667 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,600 Speaker 1: do if you want to call in about whatever it 668 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,920 Speaker 1: is this wanting to be a part of whatever it 669 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,600 Speaker 1: is you want to be a part of. You can 670 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,880 Speaker 1: also send us your Friday check ins. You can send 671 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,320 Speaker 1: us your text over to two two nine eight seven 672 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,080 Speaker 1: play what the Woody Show will be right back