WEBVTT - Eddie & Rocky -- 1/14/26 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:05.760 All right, back with Eddie and Rocky and Rocky we're 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:08.200 heating up all over the world in this great country 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:08.600 of Iran. 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:11.320 Yes, and obviously a lot going on here in America, 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:14.760 you know, ice protests and all that sort of nonsense, 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:18.440 But from a global standpoint, there is a potential revolution 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:22.200 going on in Iran, and even today Iranians are on 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:25.079 the streets, you know, fighting back against the you know, 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:29.640 the Islamic state that's that controls the country right now, 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:33.639 and there's the potential for that government to get ever 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.400 thrown And it's kind of a mint a minute thing here, 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:37.919 but certainly big news. 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:43.120 He is an associate professor of polyscience political science at U. 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:43.440 See. 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:45.760 He's been with us many times, but it's been a while, 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.480 doctor Brenda Green. Welcome back to the program. 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:50.519 Thanks for having me. 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:55.400 So, doctor Green, what exactly are we looking at there? 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:58.880 The last body and this is sad to say, this 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:01.120 is the last body count I saw, and it was 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:04.120 earlier in the day. It was over twenty five hundred 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:11.319 protesters were been basically murdered by the regime over there. 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.840 That's right. I think that we don't have firm body 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.840 counts because it's just really hard to get information out 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:22.320 of Iran right now, but I've seen estimates ranging from 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:25.919 twenty five hundred to thirty five hundred, so we're talking 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.240 in the thousands, and those could be at least a 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:28.880 little bit low. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.720 So Iran was i almost to say, a free state 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.800 until nineteen seventy nine, but that's when you know, the 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:40.679 Islamics they took over, right, So they've been under that 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.800 rule for a long time. What has sparked this revolution? 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.840 Why now? Why is this the time when the Iranian 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:48.240 people are saying enough is enough? 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:52.680 Well, there have been a series of protests in Iran 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:55.480 dating back to the late nineties for a bunch of 0:01:55.520 --> 0:02:00.000 different reasons, but in recent times it's been the dramatic 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:05.280 economic collapse within Iran, and so these protests picked off 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:09.800 in December because the value of the Iranian currency against 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.480 the dollar plummeted, while at the same time they had 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:17.440 an inflation that made our recent inflation, you know, look 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:21.600 like a piper. So everybody in Iran is getting squeezed 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:25.120 very hard economically, and so that's what set it off. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:29.400 But there's been long running dissatisfaction with the regime and 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:33.960 Iranian society, and so the movement has kind of transformed 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.480 from an economic protest into a broader kind of anti 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:39.440 regime movement. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:44.480 Well, and we're talking to doctor Brendan Green from uc And, 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:48.000 and Brendan, weren't they at some stage of the game. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:50.160 It seems to me, maybe I'm thinking of a Rack 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:53.200 or another country, but it seems to me Iran for 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:57.880 a little bit there kind of became westernized and you know, 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:01.760 women could actually, you know, be in public and wear 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:05.280 skirts and all that stuff. But am I wrong? There 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.400 was that Iraq or was that Iran? I don't know, 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:09.520 but I just remember one of those one of those 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:12.000 Muslim countries became that way and all of a sudden 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:13.000 they're cracking down. 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:19.680 Well, the broader trend is that Muslim societies in general 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:23.239 have become a lot more conservative over the past four 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:27.000 to five decades. And so you referenced the earlier ruler 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:29.040 of Iran, who was the Shah, who was the kind 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.600 of king right and he was very secular, and Iran 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:36.520 was very secular at the time. Ever since the revolution 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.800 took over, there have been kind of a series of 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:44.320 conservative versus I don't want to call them liberal, but 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.080 let's just say a little bit more moderate rulers that 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:51.119 alternate under the mulahs, and the more moderate rulers tend 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:55.640 to have less strictness towards some of Islamic law in 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:58.880 forcing it on people. But when the more conservative rulers 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:02.040 get in charge, they tend to crack down. And so, 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.720 you know, I think in the early two thousands, right, 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.920 there was a time when it was probably less strict, 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:11.960 and maybe in the early twenty ten, but you know, 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.840 since then it's been quite strict. Indeed, and there was 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:18.040 a whole round of protests over there in twenty twenty two. 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.880 So when you're talking about an uprising by the people, 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.120 that's always a hard thing because in this case, the 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.920 Iranian government they have the money, they have the better equipment, 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.240 they have the money to buy the bombs and all 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:34.640 the bullets and all that. What sort of chances does 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:38.400 do the Iranian people who are rebelling, What kind of 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:42.040 chances do they have without America jumping in full force, 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:45.359 without Israel jumping in for full force, and maybe other countries. 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:52.880 I think in the short term, very little chances. You know, 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:58.240 the Iranian regime does not have a problem shooting protesters, 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:02.240 and I expect you going to continue shooting protesters until 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:06.360 the protests stop. I think that if either Iran or 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.680 the United States intervened, they might cause some damage to 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.640 things that the regime values. But unless they're willing to 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.800 invade with ground forces, they can't stop the regime from 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:19.320 shooting protesters. And I don't think either state is willing 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:19.720 to do that. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:23.640 Okay, so you do not think that Israel is going 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:26.000 to jump in with ground forces here. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:30.720 Not with ground forces. They might assassinate some people, they 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:34.680 might bomb military targets or stuff that they're worried about, 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.640 but no one. Everyone, I think has learned the lesson 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:41.080 of Iraq and Afghanistan, which is trying to dominate one 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:44.240 of these Middle Eastern countries far away in a place 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.919 you don't understand and don't know how to rule, is 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:48.839 just a really tough ticket, and no one wants to 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:49.479 do it anymore. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:53.479 We're talking to doctor Brendan Green from UC and DON. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.840 One of the things I saw is that iranaz is 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.640 saying that if the United States would indeed to intervene 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.599 in here and probably and obviously not boots on the ground, 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:07.440 but you know, selective bombing here and there, that they 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:11.880 might bomb American bases in other countries. Do you think 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.000 that's a possibility or is that just going to bring 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:14.960 hell fire on them? 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:19.159 Well? I think that if the United States or Israel 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:24.599 attacks Iran from the air, that Iran will certainly respond 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:28.599 against American and Israeli targets in the region. Earlier today, 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:31.039 there was a report that the United States has already 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.919 started to pool troops out of alu Daide Air Base 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:37.479 and Guitar, which is one of our major air bases there, 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.360 potentially in preparation for a strike if the President decides 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.520 to order it. So if you go back to the 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.920 Twelve Day War six months ago, right, you saw lots 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.279 of this, which is that the Israelis hit Iran, the 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:52.760 US hit Iran, and Iran hit back. So if the 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.440 United States or Israel decides to go down this route, 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:58.280 I definitely expect American targets in the region to get hit. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:03.160 I saw State TV they broadcast a picture of Trump 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:06.680 at the Butler rally after he was shot uh and 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:10.000 put the words quote this time it won't miss, which 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:13.560 is I mean, that's an assassination threat to the president. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.840 How does America respond to that? 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:20.520 Well, you know, I think that there was an assassination 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.280 plot by the raniums that was uncovered during the election, 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:28.160 you know, And so I accept that there will be 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:32.320 consequences for Iran to this kind of behavior. I just 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.880 don't know that they're going to be at the level 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.720 of the kind of thing that could change the regime, right, 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:40.360 but but it certainly won't be costless if Iran keeps 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:41.320 doing this kind of stuff. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.960 What sort of state is I state? 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:45.200 Where? 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:47.200 Where where as I ran right now with you know, 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:48.640 was it June of last year? 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:49.240 You know? 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:53.840 The United States bomb three nuclear facilities? Is that crippled 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:55.960 them a little bit a lot? Where are we at? 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:00.280 It's very hard to tell. But what I can say 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:04.360 for sure is that no information has leaked out about 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:08.920 the Iranian program re starting, so it at least appears 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:14.680 that things have been frozen since that attack. But it's 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.000 really just hard to say for sure. You know, it 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:20.600 could be that the intelligence community is just keeping very 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:25.040 tight whatever information they have, But for now, most most 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.200 reports seem to indicate that not much is going on. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.320 Doctor Brennan Green from you see one last question for me, 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.680 rubbing your crystal ball, What do you see happening here 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.520 in the next I don't know, six eight, nine months, 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:43.920 do we bomb them into submission and stop the slaughter 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.200 of these dissidents or does that go on? 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:48.080 No. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.680 I think that the Iranian regime will keep shooting until 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:56.720 the protesters stopped, probably, But the bigger chance for changes 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.640 the Iyatola is old. There will be a leadership transition 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:05.360 at some point. The Iranian economy is posed, and that's 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:07.120 for a lot of reasons. But one of the big 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:10.360 reasons is that their foreign policy is bankrupt UH. And 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:14.000 so if they agreed to permanently disable their nuclear program 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.480 with monitoring, if they agreed to restrict their ballistic mythiles 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:21.400 and their you know, giving mythyls to proxies, then the 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.959 sanctions might get removed on the regime and things might 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.360 improve for the Iranian people. So I think that's the 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:30.160 optimistic scenario, you know, in the next near to medium 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:33.480 perm is that when ultimately the person at the very 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:36.600 top of the regime changes, there's at least an opportunity 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.320 for some kind of change that that would benefit the 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:43.240 Iranian people. But bottom line, it's very hard to change 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:45.880 a regime like this UH. And that means that they 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:46.680 tend to stick around. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.040 Well, well, yeah, and if you know, they get rid 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:52.720 of the iotolary steps sound someone right exactly the same 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:53.880 is gonna gonna come in. 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:54.120 Right. 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:57.640 They're not all of a sudden to say, you know what, protesters, Yeah, 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.960 we get it, We're fine, we're going to change. It's 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:05.040 a Islamic terrorist state, and they're going to put someone 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:06.920 in charge that is of the same. 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:10.840 Like, yeah, the whole has to be for a situation 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.920 like the Soviet Union, which was run by a series 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:18.720 of brutal dictators until Gorbachev got in charge. And Gorbachev 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:23.840 was no beautiful democrat, but he had a lot of 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:27.880 ideas about changing the Soviet Union, and his coming the 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:31.080 power eventually led to the fall of that regime. I 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:34.120 don't think that's terribly likely though, just like you say, 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.720 I expect most of the people who might end up 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:39.440 in charge of Iran are going to have pretty similar 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:42.080 views to the people who are there now, and so 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:44.440 it's not a very happy situation looking forward. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:45.200 All right. 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.400 With that, Doctor Brendan Green, we will let you go. 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:49.880 Always a pleasure, sir, Thank you so much. 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:52.880 The pleasure is mine, gentlemen, Doc. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:58.640 Thank you, Eddie and Rocky. All right, here we go 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:05.000 on this day in history, January fourteenth, nineteen fifty four. 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:09.360 And I believe they seg broke in during Willie's show 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:15.280 when this news broke in nineteen fifty four, Marilyn Monroe 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:21.280 marries Joe Dumagio. Ah, yeah, and what a wonderful I 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.079 think it was two hundred and seventy two hundred and 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:26.600 seventy four days it was. It's all lasted. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:31.960 Yeah, Well, he was apparently really nutty. Well, and you 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:35.600 marry Look, if you're going to marry a nutty chick, 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:39.640 you gotta you know you're marrying a nutty chick, right, 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:43.960 But she was beautiful. She was beautiful, and apparently she 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.040 was a very smart woman. I don't know if you 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.440 ever read that. I've read that He's quite smart. Yeah, 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.959 kind of dunk herself down, but right for her for 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:57.079 her role. But yeah, very smart. But Demaggio was apparently 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:02.800 really jealous. Oh look, dude, you you're getting jealous. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.160 Tighed you can't marry the like literally. 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:08.920 The woman that every guy the one face of the 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:15.800 planet is, that's her. Yeah, and you married her and 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:19.240 then you get jealous. Guess what's gonna happen? I never understood, 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:21.480 especially if you're Joe. Imagine you like, who's she going 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:25.040 to leave you for? Like you're the most famous baseball player, 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:28.600 movie star. Good looks like where is she gonna go? 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.680 And if she does, go on to the next one 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.360 man Like I never understood that. But yeah, I guess 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:37.120 she was a little nutty and I think a little 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:40.600 bit you know pill problem which had that going on. 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:47.360 But see the thing is, yeah, he's like he could 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.480 have gone OJ on her if she left him. Think 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:54.200 about that. Yeah, I mean it's okay. Whoever was popular 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.040 back then. I don't know who the big guy, big 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.520 actor was, who was the handsome guy in the fifties? 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:04.080 Hell out carry Grant? Carry carry Grant. So she leaves 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:08.640 Joe DiMaggio for carry Grant. I would say Demaggio kind 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.360 of had that jealousy thing. He might have gone all OJ. 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:16.400 That could have been so yeah. So they married this 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:19.800 day January fourteen, nineteen fifty four, barely got past the 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:26.080 honeymoon phase. Monroe and Demasia were divorced October nineteen fifty four, 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.760 again just two hundred and seventy four days after they 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:32.599 were married. In her filing, Monroe accused her husband of 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:37.520 quote mental cruelty. She then married the playwright Arthur Miller 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:41.400 in nineteen fifty six. That marriage also ended and divorced 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.920 in nineteen sixty one, left Monroe in a state of 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:49.920 emotional fragility. In February nineteen sixty one, she was admitted 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.560 to a psychiatric clinic. It was Joe DiMaggio who shook 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:56.120 cured her release and took her to the Yankees Florida 0:13:56.160 --> 0:14:00.960 Spring training camp for rest and relaxation. Rumors swirled about 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:05.160 their remarriage. They maintained a quote good friends status when 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.319 the thirty six year old monroad and I'm sure you've 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.680 heard this, when she died of a drug overdose quote 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:15.839 unquote nineteen sixty two, Demagio arranged the funeral, and for 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:19.400 the next two decades until his death in nineteen ninety nine, 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.120 he sent roses several times a week to her grave 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:27.040 in La Yep, he was a smitten kitten. Well, hey, 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:30.840 look man, it's Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe. It'd be like, 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.080 you know, like today, like you know, like Debbie Levado, right, 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:34.320 like you just like the number. 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:34.880 No. 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:40.480 But yeah, I think I think Mary he's hot again. 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.960 By the way, Demie Levirus. She goes through various phases 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:47.840 of like looking like I think about it all the time, whatever, 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:53.360 like almost lesbian, to like a supermodel, like back and forth. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.760 She's in her hot phase again. Nice to check it out. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:59.160 I had two for what I think of the great beauties. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:06.640 I think of Marilyn Monroe, Sophie Iran, Jamie Mansfield, Jane Mansfield, 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:10.800 Bridgie Aboudou, Yes, Claudia card right, yeah, there, through the 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:14.520 through the ages, I don't know who. Then you get 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:18.160 on through the in the seventies, Quel Welch, Roquel Welch, 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.560 and then you get into the seventies and eighties with 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:26.560 Susande Summers and Sarah fast Ara Faucet, and then I think, 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:31.119 who's after that? Then I go, I know, Demi Levado, 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:33.520 give me a freaking break. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:33.960 Now you did? 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:38.560 You did skip over gw Anderson and when Sephon. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.120 When Stefani Sorry, I was just trying to get to 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:42.840 the to that part. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:47.120 No, okay, So in a way you can understand she 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.680 She is the uh that you know, the nineteen fifties 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:57.000 version of Sydney Sweeney, who dim Lovado? No Monroe Monroe? 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:58.480 Oh you know what? 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:03.000 No, Marilynd Morroa. I've been I'm reassessing my Sydney Sweeney 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:09.680 thing she's got. I mean, obviously the body is wof 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:13.040 you think her face is mid mid, totally mid. I 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:14.960 mean I was looking at her the other day and 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.760 which I've always thought her face was, and I think 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.880 she's embrace it because I saw her a picture of her. 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:24.400 She looks like a girl you went to high school with, 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:29.560 but and you would find that buried treasure. Yeah you know, 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.600 you know what I'm saying, because nobody else would pay 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:33.440 attention to her because of her face, and she would 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:36.200 be like, no, wearing makeup and all that, but then 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:38.520 she would get all made up and then that body 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:41.480 would come out to play and you'd be like, yes, 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:43.520 suns other things would come out to plays. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:44.440 What I'm talking about. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.840 Yeah, I don't know. 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:52.880 Look it's not mid, but she's not like just actually 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:57.880 gorgeous down gorgeous. No, absolutely, not like hands down. I 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:02.920 always thought, like Kieran Knight here nightly, she was just 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:08.840 like just Natalie Sunny, beautiful, Natalie beautiful. 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:10.399 It doesn't have a. 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:15.440 Son shut it down. 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:21.000 Uh, but yeah, women like that. But see that was 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:24.159 I I've told you the story. My girlfriend in college. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:27.120 She was always just kind of one of the guys 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:29.800 and all my buddies, you know, she hung out with 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:32.479 us and always wearing jeans and a big flannel shirt 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.480 blah blah blah. And then one day she came to 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:38.119 my buddies pool party with a bikini on, and my 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.000 and all my boys were going. 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.960 What, yeah, I see. 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:47.200 I was like, guys, I keep telling you. That's what 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:49.919 I told the guys. I was like, They're like, dude, 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:53.480 she she's built like a guy, she's cute, but come on, man, 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:56.920 like I know that, I know the truth. 0:17:56.960 --> 0:18:00.200 I know it's really going on under that all those sweaters. 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:03.280 And that's what I'm saying. And she showed up mkie. 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:06.640 And these guys are like, sun what yeah, I got 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:08.960 secretly high fived all around the pool. 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:16.760 So rock I. What do you like more than anything 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:17.720 in the universe? 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:21.440 Women? Oh no? 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:24.159 Sorry? A world record? 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:25.200 Yeah? 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:25.880 Yeah? 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:31.280 Boom, you hit it. Second, guess I have the ten 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:36.040 oddest Guinness World Records that were set in twenty twenty. 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:36.919 Oh nice? 0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:37.480 Yes? 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:40.320 How did this? How did I skip over this? I 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:44.160 scoured the net all day long for stories I missed 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:44.560 this one. 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:47.399 We talked about this before. The woman that broke the 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:51.119 record for the fastest hundred meters barefoot on lego bricks 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:56.439 never heard from New Zealand. She ran across six hundred 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:59.200 and sixty pounds of lego bricks spread across one hundred 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:03.080 meters in a record setting time of twenty four point 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:05.560 seventy five seconds. Now, I want to know who did 0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:07.800 it first and. 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:11.720 Who decided that was shocking, shockingly fast. 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:16.040 Fastest time to clear a game of hungry, hungry hippos 0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:16.880 with a team of two. 0:19:19.200 --> 0:19:19.879 Well, what is it? 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:25.760 They did it in eight point nine one seconds. This 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:31.040 it's a father's yeah, father son team And then skip 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:31.520 over cover of. 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:33.960 These Oh and this guy. I love this. 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:37.320 I saw the picture of this dude, sweetest guy. Martin 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:42.800 Struby Uh broke the record for the most matches held 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:43.480 in his nose. 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:47.400 What is it? I'm gonna I'm gonna cringe. 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:52.040 Mister Throby was able to hold eighty one stick matches 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:54.760 in his nostrils at the same time, being the previous 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:58.600 record of sixty eight. So is that like forty per 0:19:59.040 --> 0:20:02.520 nostril or pretty much? Looking up you'll see the dude, 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:08.040 he's got these things shoved up to his brain. Fastest 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:10.879 ten meters pushing a skateboard by a pig. Why, thanks 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:18.520 for asking. It was in Grove, Buffalo Grove, Illinois. He 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:23.119 went a distance of thirty three feet and just under 0:20:24.640 --> 0:20:29.160 twelve about eleven and a half seconds. Fastest one hundred 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:32.760 meters running on all fours. This happened. It doesn't say 0:20:32.800 --> 0:20:36.320 where it was, but did one hundred meters in four 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:40.960 point fourteen point five to five seconds. Most golf teas 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:44.879 in the hair? Funny you should ask lady golf seas 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:48.000 where golf teas in your hair? 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:48.720 Oh? 0:20:48.800 --> 0:20:50.080 Like like time, what up in your hair? 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:50.720 Yeah? Yeah? 0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:51.240 How many? 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:56.160 Inserting a seven hundred eleven teas in her hair out 0:20:56.200 --> 0:20:57.560 in Carlsbad, California. 0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:02.800 Jeez? Sis, see what is the I wonder if and 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:06.480 these are Guinness records, like official Guinness records, I don't 0:21:06.520 --> 0:21:09.240 feel like they have to have some criteria to stop 0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:12.439 these stupid Like it's hard to define it, but you 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:15.960 know when one is stupid in when it's actually real, 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:17.560 you know, I mean actually impressive. 0:21:18.160 --> 0:21:20.840 Most of these are are stupid. I respect him, but 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:22.480 do you think that's a stupid? 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:23.119 How about? 0:21:26.200 --> 0:21:28.000 I don't even know where he's from. It doesn't say 0:21:29.160 --> 0:21:32.160 UH set the record for balancing spoons on his body 0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:33.000 at eighty five. 0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:37.520 I can see that there's some talent. That's the third 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:40.080 time he said it in the matchstick knows guy. That's 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:44.119 a second type. He set the record. Uh, and so 0:21:44.160 --> 0:21:46.800 in other words, he broke it, or he said it 0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:50.080 someone else broke and said, I'll be damn I backed. 0:21:50.440 --> 0:21:53.199 Let's go back to the training. 0:21:53.880 --> 0:22:03.119 And finally, farthest eyeball pop male category, A guy in UH. 0:22:02.680 --> 0:22:06.879 He's from originally from Uruguay living in Italy, said he 0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:10.000 discovered his unusual talent for relaxing his muscles around his 0:22:10.080 --> 0:22:12.920 eyes when he was eight or nine and it's been 0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:16.400 his signature party trick ever since. He performed the trick 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:19.360 for his doctor, who confirmed the man's eyes can pop 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:23.199 point seven four inches out of their sockets, enough to 0:22:23.200 --> 0:22:26.960 earn him the world record in Guinness. So about three 0:22:27.040 --> 0:22:29.920 quarters of an inch. That guy can push his eyeball 0:22:30.600 --> 0:22:34.399 out of his head. No, dude, I've seen people do 0:22:34.520 --> 0:22:38.760 that and it's it's freaky not. 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:43.000 Bed Now, I've not seen anybody do that. I wouldn't 0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:43.560