1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: And now the show is happy to bring you. 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 2: I'm pissed about or have some respectors midweek meltdown. 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: Down All right, here we go. Once a week Thor 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 1: goes crazy. He goes off on whatever is bothering him 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,240 Speaker 1: for that week. So this week he's been a mess. 6 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: I mean he's got a lot going on. I understand 7 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: a lot on his mind. 8 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 2: I'll try and get over Sunday. 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:33,840 Speaker 1: Okay, that's not what I'm referring to. No, okay, what's 10 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: your what's your issue? 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I want to point out my 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 2: new T shirt on the radio. Dude, I'm gonna say 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 2: what it is, my new T shirt. It's a picture 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 2: of Jackson Dart. It says ripping Darts. What a joke? 15 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 2: So clever. I love it. It's great. 16 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: Right after Sunday, Yeah, it wasn't his fault. 17 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 2: They lost the game through a pretty terrible pick. He 18 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 2: did throw a pick, but he did also lead them 19 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 2: down the field for a Touchdow. 20 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: I mean bringing it up, am I supposed to? 21 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 2: Okay, everyone sees your shirt. Stop putting getting on your 22 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 2: tippy toes so the camera can see your shirt. But no, 23 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 2: that's not what it is about. I can't do a 24 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 2: Giants ran. Oh yeah, I wasn't allowed to Giants? 25 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: Would you want to? 26 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 2: They don't. After that disgusting display on Sunday, the problem 27 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 2: scored thirty three points in six minutes. 28 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: It's historic. 29 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 2: So no, I don't even want to talk about that. Okay, 30 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 2: just I mean, you're wearing the shirt. I don't know 31 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 2: what you want me to do, giant shirt and hat on. 32 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 2: But I don't want to talk about dark okay, oh 33 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 2: the dark Glory, the Dark Glory dart Okay, No, this 34 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 2: is about something I guess more important. My wife and 35 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 2: my unborn child. Yeah, that you guess that's more important. 36 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say this right out the gate. I 37 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 2: love this kid. Obviously he's not born yet, but I him. 38 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 2: You don't. 39 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: I'm not feeling that genuine you know what. 40 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 2: He's taking it from me because I'm over this kid. Okay, 41 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 2: what's this kid? He's not here yet. I can't stand 42 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 2: this guy already. 43 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: Okay, can you stop saying things like that? Guy? 44 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 2: Stop saying things like that. Guy, this kid, this idiot 45 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 2: has made my life miserable. 46 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,640 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What am I talking about? 47 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 2: First of all, what's the doctor last week, two weeks ago. 48 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 2: I don't know it was last week. Yes, we got 49 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 2: the updates, got the updates. The kid weighs. The kid's huge. 50 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 2: He weighs like nine and a half pounds of thirty 51 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,679 Speaker 2: five weeks. It's massive. So that so we run to 52 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 2: the impression we're gonna, like Eddie says, his fake watch 53 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 2: because he never watches. Yeah, that he's coming on any 54 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 2: day now. So the doctors. I asked the doctor, well, okay, 55 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 2: if he what are we thinking before or after Halloween? 56 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,399 Speaker 2: And she like laughed in my face and she goes, oh, 57 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 2: definitely before, and I'm like, all right, great. So she 58 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 2: says we may have to do a sea section, and 59 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 2: I go, okay, we weren't. We didn't want to do 60 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 2: a sea section. I don't want to deal with that. 61 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 2: So you insides aren't getting cut up, but they're just 62 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,519 Speaker 2: dealing with the recovery afterwards. I can't imagine that when 63 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 2: there's a C section. Dads usually do a lot of 64 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 2: the work I did. I did usually, yeah, well you 65 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 2: have a different child situations blood clock. Because I was 66 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 2: doing so much work outs removed from the apartment by firefighters. 67 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you, Okay, that's a 68 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 2: wild thing. 69 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: So I stayed with him fifteen years. 70 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, so I don't want that to happen. 71 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 2: But but so then like a couple of days later, 72 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 2: she messages just to hey, c section scheduled November sixth, 73 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 2: just in case, and I go, that's only one day 74 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 2: before our due date. She literally laughed at me and 75 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 2: said how it won't even make it to Halloween. So 76 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 2: I'm like, what is going on? So we have another appointment? 77 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 2: So I want to call the doctor immediately and find 78 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 2: out what's going on. My wife is what's that going 79 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 2: to do? We have an appointment on. 80 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: And what are they going to tell you? 81 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 2: Well, I just want to know what changed from the 82 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 2: appointment where she literally told us one thing and then 83 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 2: told us something completely different. So I'm like, what change? 84 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 2: That's really weird to me. It annoys me, It bothers me, 85 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 2: It bothers me. I think that's I think that's a 86 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 2: fair bother So that bothers me. That going on, and 87 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 2: then we also have going on. My wife is extremely grumpy. 88 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 2: This kid is making my wife miserable, which in turn 89 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 2: is making me miserable. 90 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: If it's fault, I can't blame you kids. I can around. 91 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: That's how ribs. 92 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 2: He's hurting her cervix, sees at her back, and then 93 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 2: like god forbid, I come home and say, oh god, 94 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 2: I'm tired today. You know I'm not allowed to say it. 95 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,840 Speaker 2: And it's all this kid's fault. 96 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 1: Okay again, I don't like that. 97 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 2: You're at the earth already. I'm over it. She's over it, 98 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 2: the dogs are over it. Over enter this earth already, buddy, 99 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 2: Let's get this going. Dude, I can't take it anymore. 100 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 2: I'm already annoyed. You can't take it. Your wife feels miserable. 101 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: Is there any concern here that we're already annoyed and 102 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: the kids not even here yet? We know what happens 103 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: when the child does come into the world. Yes, there's 104 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 1: a lot o Yeah over them, you're over him, scream 105 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: it all. Let me go over what happened. 106 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 2: Let me let me go over what happened last night? 107 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 2: Oh god, that're so uncomfortable. So last night, yeah, I 108 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,159 Speaker 2: turned the lights out at nine to forty five. I'm like, oh, well, 109 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 2: getting bed a little fifteen minutes earlier. 110 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,279 Speaker 1: This is great. 111 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 2: I shuld go about ten and I turned the lights 112 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 2: out ten thirty. Yerolls around. I'm out like a light, 113 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 2: but not anymore because next to me, I hear slamming 114 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:50,359 Speaker 2: of like purposefully slabbing the sheets, like lifting them up 115 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 2: and going. And I go out of it concerned. What's 116 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,799 Speaker 2: going on? To pee again? 117 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 1: Oh? 118 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 2: She's mad, you guys, she sounded like that. Sorry, honey, 119 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 2: she might actually definitely days ago. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, honey. 120 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 2: Can I do anything for you? 121 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: Because what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? 122 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: What do you want to make that off? 123 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 2: She woke me up? So because she he's so big, 124 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 2: he's pushing on her bladder. Can he just stop eating 125 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 2: so much? I don't Again, I don't know if you 126 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 2: know already he's already a don Yeah in there, I mean, 127 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 2: I've seen what she's eating. 128 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: So so she goes. 129 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 2: To the bathroom. All right, we go to the bathroom 130 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 2: whatever whatever. Midnight rolls around, I same thing, and I go, actually, 131 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 2: what's going on? She goes, it's so hot in here? 132 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 2: The windows open? First of all, do you need to 133 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 2: wake me up? I asked that question. I'm sleeping, Just 134 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 2: get up and look at see if the windows I 135 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 2: don't think she can so she so I go, yeah, 136 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 2: they're opening. She goes, I'm so hot, and I go 137 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,280 Speaker 2: all right, and then she storms to the bathroom. And 138 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 2: then at this point Wilson, he's the only dog because 139 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 2: Watson has his own bed, so Wilson sleeps on our bed. 140 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 2: He wants to go under the covers. Apparently Wilson's not hot, 141 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 2: so then so I have to lift the covers frip. 142 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 2: So now I'm wide away again. Midnight, All right, whatever, 143 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 2: I go back to sleep. One fifteen h again, Okay, 144 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,560 Speaker 2: what's going on? And she goes, I'm sweating. You need 145 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 2: to turn on the air conditioning now again. It's fine, 146 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 2: but why do Why did you be woken up for this? 147 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 2: So I gotta turn on the air condition I got it. 148 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 2: I have to get up, close the windows and then 149 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 2: turn on the air conditioning. She couldn't do it. So 150 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 2: now I've been woking up three times. You'd say, Okay, 151 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 2: that's it, but no, because this stupid baby is on 152 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,960 Speaker 2: her bladder. Yeah, around again around two thirty in the morning. 153 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 2: Joh and I what she wakes. I gotta pay you again. Great, 154 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 2: and there's no toilet paper in there? Now, where is it? 155 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it's in the guest room. Of course, 156 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 2: why do I need to be woken up for that? 157 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 1: I can't see she's looking for a little support. 158 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 2: Am I not giving her enough? Doesn't sound like you're crazy? 159 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 2: You're crazy. So at this point I'm over this kid. 160 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 2: Saw his fault just come out. He's going to be 161 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 2: thirty eight weeks on Friday. You're thirty eight. 162 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,560 Speaker 1: Weeks from there. But they won't. 163 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:35,079 Speaker 2: They won't do anything until thirty nine. I can't deal 164 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 2: with another week and a half of this. 165 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:37,120 Speaker 1: I can't do it. 166 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,320 Speaker 2: You can't. I can't. I can't deal with this. You 167 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 2: know I'm losing it. And sorry, Eddie. One more thing 168 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 2: and I tell my wife I will not tape a 169 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 2: watermelon to my stomach and walk around with it to 170 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,440 Speaker 2: see what it feels like. It's not happening. She keeps 171 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,199 Speaker 2: telling me to do that. 172 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: You don't understand, like, how miserable? So one hundred percent 173 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,520 Speaker 1: then you're being affected by it. It doesn't really matter, No, 174 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,719 Speaker 1: it does. 175 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 2: I feel awful. I feel off of her. She's miserable. 176 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 2: I wish I could make her feel better. It's great. 177 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 2: So that's why my blame isn't Haley, my blame is 178 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,960 Speaker 2: this kid. Stop saying that blame to blame a little walker. 179 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 2: He needs to he needs to what's it clean? He 180 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 2: needs he needs to point his head down and make 181 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 2: his way out over it. Start crowning, buddy, diving out here, 182 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 2: dive out, jump out. Time to vacate the premises, Bud, 183 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 2: because dad's getting crazy. Okay, I've had enough. 184 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:41,439 Speaker 1: This is nothing. This is the scariest part. This part 185 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,640 Speaker 1: is nothing like once the kid is here, that's when 186 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 1: the real fun begins. Well just wait, I'm like scared. 187 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,719 Speaker 1: I'm not legitimately scary, Like. 188 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 2: I'm scared, but will will the grumpiness of my wife 189 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,280 Speaker 2: not be as high because. 190 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,000 Speaker 1: You're being woken up and she's going to be doing 191 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 1: eatings and things like that. 192 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 2: So yeah, but that I could deal with because there's 193 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 2: a reason for it. There's no reason for this. This 194 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,680 Speaker 2: is just she's miserable, so that she's making me miserable 195 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,720 Speaker 2: for no reason. Oh boy, that's what this is. 196 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: But you're but you're blaming the baby and so so 197 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 1: when the baby wakes up and cries or wakes up 198 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,120 Speaker 1: and you know it needs to be changed, all that stuff, 199 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 1: we're not going to blame the baby. 200 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 2: I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying, 201 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 2: but I feel like I'm expecting that this is God 202 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,559 Speaker 2: to the point where I guys, like, we let's get 203 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:35,840 Speaker 2: this out. Let's that you're ready for the cry and 204 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 2: I'm afraid I'm gonna get punched in the face. I 205 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 2: might wake up with a fist to the notes because 206 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 2: she has to pee. I'm sorry, like, I don't know 207 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 2: what you want from me. I can't hold it for you. 208 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: Well that's uh, that might be the last meltdown we 209 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 1: here in a while, because I hope, you know. 210 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,400 Speaker 2: I hope, so take it over this kid. 211 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:03,920 Speaker 1: Can you stop? Please say that, please stop it, stop it. 212 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,960 Speaker 1: This guy's unbelievable.