Speaker 1: We were trying to come with a contest yesterday where
Speaker 1: it was going to be a movie horror scream or
Speaker 1: a and I joked around and I said, Jenny, how
Speaker 1: about we do a porn scream. Yeah, so it'd be
Speaker 1: a porn scream or a horror a horror movie scream.
Speaker 2: Like is that a you know that type of thing?
Speaker 2: So a face. Yeah, it took you to make to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: So Jenny and I were joking, and I looked up
Speaker 1: porn like what I look at porn screams.
Speaker 3: We looked at something like that, and then we joked
Speaker 3: continuously about the fact that you were going to have
Speaker 3: to send vant audio that he was then going to
Speaker 3: have to load, Yeah, and it was gonna be of
Speaker 3: these different kinds of screams, and what kind of videos
Speaker 3: were we going to send him?
Speaker 2: Dave of the porn scream.
Speaker 1: Well, but there actually used a category of and I
Speaker 1: don't want to get again too spicy, but but porn screams.
Speaker 1: So we were laughing about it because we are not
Speaker 1: going to look it up and send it on the
Speaker 1: station computer. Because I was imagining Rich going, uh, Dave
Speaker 1: and Jenny, you guys are looking up porn screams on
Speaker 1: your computer. Can you come down to my office after
Speaker 1: the show? Yeah, And we said, we don't want to
Speaker 1: do that. So then we said, and it a roundabout way,
Speaker 1: why did you get called down to the boss's office?
Speaker 1: Why did you get a phone call? And your boss said, yeah, Samantha,
Speaker 1: can you come and see me after your shift is
Speaker 1: over or at five o'clock? Merrill, can you come by
Speaker 1: my office? And what did you Because we've all been
Speaker 1: called down to the office. I have been called down
Speaker 1: to the office for I'm trying to remember numerous things,
Speaker 1: like throwing office equipment off of the parking garage was one.
Speaker 1: It is a funny bit. They didn't like it, I
Speaker 1: think another one. I expend something that I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: expensed or I don't know, just little things. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: really much of a trouble maker employer, employee, have you
Speaker 1: been called down to the boss's office before? I want
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Speaker 1: NOW i feel bad For target employees because certain ones
Speaker 1: are going to lay off eighteen Hundred target employees and
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Speaker 1: we're going to tell you On, monday, Right so all
Speaker 1: These target employees are sitting around, going, Well i'm not
Speaker 1: going to have much of a. Weekend If i'm worried
Speaker 1: about Whether i're gonna have a job Come.
Speaker 3: Monday maybe they'll have the best weekend ever because they're,
Speaker 3: like MAYBE i won't have a job On, monday And
Speaker 3: i'll collecting that on in.
Speaker 2: PRIMATES i, MEAN i, guess, SO i. KNOW i don't
Speaker 2: think anyone wishes.
Speaker 3: THAT i remember one time WHEN i worked in marketing
Speaker 3: At Canterbury, park my boss called me into his office
Speaker 3: once and he's, like, HEY i just got to talk
Speaker 3: to you about. Something AND i was like. Okay it
Speaker 3: was like my first big girl. Job he's, like, so you, know,
Speaker 3: like are we have a system that monitors what everyone
Speaker 3: does on their? Computer AND i just need to, know
Speaker 3: like have you been shopping On amazon a? Lot AND
Speaker 3: i was like. What he's, like have you been shopping On?
Speaker 3: Amazon AND i, go, no not at, All LIKE i
Speaker 3: literally did not Use amazon back. Then he's, like, okay,
Speaker 3: well like it just says that somebody in our department
Speaker 3: has been like Using amazon a.
Speaker 2: Lot AND i was LIKE i swear THAT i. Don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's, like and it said that you've been On
Speaker 3: facebook a little. Bit And i'm, like, okay, Well i'm
Speaker 3: in control of all the social media, accounts so, YES
Speaker 3: i go on there to post, things BUT i genuinely
Speaker 3: did not go on for personal use back. Then and
Speaker 3: SO i sat there AND i was so nervous Because i'm,
Speaker 3: like they have actual data that is somehow saying That
Speaker 3: i'm doing this, stuff AND i.
Speaker 2: Wasn't can he believe?
Speaker 3: Me he's, like, YEAH i didn't think anyone would be doing,
Speaker 3: this BUT i don't know why the data sat. Otherwise
Speaker 3: SO i didn't actually really get in, trouble BUT i
Speaker 3: was very nervous in that.
Speaker 1: Moment, okay, yeah AND i, think you know, what it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be that bad if you did Use amazon Or
Speaker 1: facebook at.
Speaker 2: Work it's, like you know, what can you try to limit?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 4: Right? YEAH i only Got i'd rarely get in trouble because,
Speaker 4: AGAIN i follow all the. RULES i did get called
Speaker 4: into the boss's office. Once WHEN i worked at the historical,
Speaker 4: farm The Oliver Kelly, Farm my manager brought me into
Speaker 4: the office to tell me THAT i had to stop
Speaker 4: rolling my sleeves up WHEN i worked in the garden
Speaker 4: because it wasn't historically.
Speaker 2: Accurate AND i was, like but it's it's so stupid but.
Speaker 2: Funny stop. It you can't do. It it's gonna be your.
Speaker 1: Birthday shout out, quick happy tenth, Birthday ingrid from mom and.
Speaker 1: Dad let's get on the phone. Here why did you
Speaker 1: get called down to the boss's? Office let's.
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Speaker 3: way if you're calling for.
Speaker 1: That, OH i didn't know there's. Incentive, okay, Great, molly
Speaker 1: you're gonna get to go To Boo. Bash can you
Speaker 1: make it To Boo bash Next.
Speaker 2: Thursday we'll have to see.
Speaker 5: You we'll have to see. YOU i have a four
Speaker 5: year old.
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Speaker 1: your baby while you AND i are party At Boo. Bash, okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: molly why did you get called out of the boss's?
Speaker 4: Office my BOSS i me an email and was, like,
Speaker 4: hey can you come down.
Speaker 5: At the end of the, Day and SO i was,
Speaker 5: like how ABOUT i just come down right? Now, nervous, right?
Speaker 2: Anxious she, said are you?
Speaker 5: Okay AND i said why are you asking If i'm?
Speaker 5: Okay and she, said you fell asleep today in our.
Speaker 2: Meeting, uh you don't.
Speaker 5: REMEMBER i GUESS i might, have you, know just the
Speaker 5: head bob SAYING i don't THINK i actually took a,
Speaker 5: nap but.
Speaker 2: But you fell?
Speaker 1: Asleep and were you in trouble or was she sincere
Speaker 1: about wondering if you're?
Speaker 5: Okay it was like sincerely.
Speaker 2: Worried but that's the worst.
Speaker 1: Though when they, say, hey can you come down and
Speaker 1: see me at the end of the, Day you're, Like
Speaker 1: i'm gonna come down right.
Speaker 2: Now, YEAH i don't want to worry about this. One,
Speaker 2: hey thank, You.
Speaker 1: Molly hold on for one. Second we'll get you to
Speaker 1: the tickets if you can use. Them that's Great, Lydia
Speaker 1: what did you get? Called you got called the principal's
Speaker 1: office and you had no idea.
Speaker 5: Why, yeah SO i got called down to the principal's
Speaker 5: office On Senior Skip. Day so one of the funny
Speaker 5: pranks On senior Skip, day we all came together to
Speaker 5: park our cars spunky park people in like people clump
Speaker 5: get out for. Lunch good bit teachers couldn't leave, yep
Speaker 5: AND i accidentally hit a teacher's. Car, no the principal
Speaker 5: came down and, said, hey you know what are you?
Speaker 5: Doing why are you hitting teachers? Cars AND i go
Speaker 5: you because we couldn't tell them it's senior skip day
Speaker 5: because it was, again.
Speaker 2: You couldn't you couldn't rat everyone.
Speaker 1: Out, no, no, exactly that's. Funny hold on to get.
Speaker 1: You i'll get your tickets For Boom. Bash hold on
Speaker 1: for one. Second we Got easy on the. Phone why'd
Speaker 1: you get called down to the boss's? Office, easy what's your? Story?
Speaker 5: YEAH i got called to my manager's office BECAUSE i
Speaker 5: guess they accidentally wore see through.
Speaker 4: Likings to work one.
Speaker 2: Day oh oh see.
Speaker 1: True, yeah so you could see all the business and,
Speaker 1: everything and and you didn't realize.
Speaker 5: That, yes didn't find out all after my. Fist thanks.
Speaker 5: Coworkers were you glad.
Speaker 2: That somebody pointed out they could see your? Business?
Speaker 5: Oh, YEAH i donated those likings For.
Speaker 1: Yeah because you didn't realize there were seat Through do
Speaker 1: you want to go To Boo?
Speaker 5: Bash?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay all, right where are those? Leggings i'm, kidding, joking.
Speaker 2: Joking we need to see you in the, Office.
Speaker 1: Dave did you ask a listener to wear leggings taboo. Bash,
Speaker 1: no well you. Should that's not.
Speaker 2: Me that's we get some text.
Speaker 4: Messages this one SAYS i was called down to the
Speaker 4: office BECAUSE i had to be escorted to my car
Speaker 4: because a girl that just got fired threatened to come
Speaker 4: back WHEN i was off work to beat me up
Speaker 4: because she THOUGHT i got her.
Speaker 1: Fire we're talking about why you get called down to
Speaker 1: the boss's.
Speaker 4: Office this SAYS i got in trouble at work because
Speaker 4: one customer on the phone was extremely rude and called
Speaker 4: me A b, word but all they overheard was me
Speaker 4: calling her a.
Speaker 2: Whore this From.
Speaker 4: Juanita she says she got called down to the office
Speaker 4: once because she locked everybody up in the lunch room
Speaker 4: until she found out who stole her lunch out of the.
Speaker 2: REFRIGERATOR i can't do.
Speaker 4: That