Speaker 1: This is Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 2: Rover, how can I ran in the same thirday?
Speaker 3: We'll talk to me for a year. Charlie thought it
Speaker 3: was like a wombat band. Jeffrey, one of many things to.
Speaker 2: Me is scream, Oh my God.
Speaker 3: Screening on Roverradio dot Com. Rovers Morning Glory starts now.
Speaker 4: Good on my.
Speaker 3: Morning. What's happened? It is Friday, August twenty first, twenty
Speaker 3: twenty six. Good morning, gets Rover's Morning Glory. I'm Rover.
Speaker 3: Sugi is here? Who morning? Sir? Charlie is here? Hi?
Speaker 3: Since there is here? Amen, Crystal is here.
Speaker 1: Hello, and mister Jeffrey All on the Rock is in
Speaker 1: the main studio talking yop yo.
Speaker 3: You're with us as well. Eight six six Your Rover
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Speaker 1: by texting the word menu to eight six six nine
Speaker 1: six seven six eight three seven I'll get to your
Speaker 1: email here in just a moment. Oh, we have a
Speaker 1: lot to discuss this morning. You all right over there, Jeffrey, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got me. Sure I don't have to lean over
Speaker 1: to talking to the microphone. No, no, we won't want
Speaker 1: you to have to, you know, move at all. We
Speaker 1: you know, we don't want to interrupt your lounging. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not lounging today.
Speaker 4: I just want to make sure that I'm comfortable so
Speaker 4: my voice could be heard and whatnot.
Speaker 5: Don't have to lean in and whatnot. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 5: all right, I'm good. Okay, good. Let me read you
Speaker 5: some email.
Speaker 1: Kelly says, Hi, has anyone seen the true crime documentary
Speaker 1: series Scammanda? It's so crazy? If not, you got to
Speaker 1: watch it. I've not seen this. Has anyone seen this?
Speaker 1: Anyone even heard I've not even heard of that. Nope,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Must be some chick
Speaker 1: named Amanda who scams people. Brenda writes, Uh. Since taking
Speaker 1: over at kJ went to wait in the Great Forks,
Speaker 1: North Dakota area, I have not been impressed with your comments,
Speaker 1: particularly the one where you were commenting about the White
Speaker 1: House hiding Joe Biden's health issues. I just feel this
Speaker 1: is really rich coming from this administration that is happening
Speaker 1: when Trump barely knows where he is on a day
Speaker 1: to day basis and has incontinence diaverse. It's pretty clear
Speaker 1: that your cast is maga and I will not be
Speaker 1: listening to your show any longer. It's fine to have
Speaker 1: different opinions, but it feels like it's only one sided.
Speaker 1: And this morning there was also a comment that all
Speaker 1: Liberals are stupid.
Speaker 3: Well, I disagree enough, said Brenda says, that's one thing
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Just that Brenda needs to listen a little bit longer.
Speaker 1: I believe Branda. Do you appreciate your email?
Speaker 6: Rover?
Speaker 7: What do you normally say to new listeners?
Speaker 3: You gotta give us, You gotta give us thirty days.
Speaker 3: Thirty days?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 1: I used to say, well, actually you know what you
Speaker 1: get two weeks, maybe just two weeks, but you give
Speaker 1: us thirty days. If you still hate us, then there's
Speaker 1: you know, there's something wrong with you and there's nothing
Speaker 1: I can do to help. But you got to give
Speaker 1: us thirty days, and then I think you'll sort of
Speaker 1: come to understand where everybody on the show is coming
Speaker 1: from I mean, my staff. They're all very every everybody
Speaker 1: here voted for Donald Trump right every week on the
Speaker 1: show except Jeffrey the smart one. Yep, yeah yeah. Why
Speaker 1: would I?
Speaker 3: And first of all, why would I want to support some.
Speaker 4: Way that causident that initiated an instruction on the Capitol,
Speaker 4: which is we'll see our democracy? Why from all three times?
Speaker 4: Three times each time?
Speaker 3: Too?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, but with a fake idea, or they didn't
Speaker 1: even ask for ID, no ID, they did a mail
Speaker 1: in a couple of times. You know, that is very
Speaker 1: interesting that again they're all into these mail in ballots.
Speaker 1: Trump himself uses mail in ballots. That's how he votes.
Speaker 1: He's every time he votes, it's a mail in ballot
Speaker 1: and always has been. But now they're they're completely insecure
Speaker 1: and filled with fraud.
Speaker 3: That's his claim.
Speaker 4: That's Donald Trump's claim, because now I've been reading that
Speaker 4: he wants they want to send monitors to all the
Speaker 4: polling locations because of the midterms, because he feels that
Speaker 4: if he loses, he thinks there's fraud. And the problem is,
Speaker 4: to me, he's probably the biggest political cribaby I know it,
Speaker 4: because he can't take a loss. That's the biggest problem.
Speaker 4: I think if he had just accepted his loss in
Speaker 4: twenty twenty, I don't think he'd have all the scrutiny
Speaker 4: that he's got and.
Speaker 3: With with this current administration. This morning, I forget call.
Speaker 3: It seems like your voice might be a little a
Speaker 3: little wrote cough. Huh.
Speaker 4: I took a cough drop this morning, and I've just
Speaker 4: some flem but uh okay, not a lot of flem
Speaker 4: like like like I thought it was possessed.
Speaker 3: The last time. I remember that sound effect. Charlie's got it.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about? Talent, right? What's a flood?
Speaker 3: Does sound like a demon, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: You'll rover The code why Dougie has a ten plus
Speaker 1: year dry spell has been cracked. Last week, Dougie said
Speaker 1: she would only date a guy if he is an
Speaker 1: eight or above. Dougie, at best, you're possibly a five, maybe.
Speaker 3: Sir, I thank you? Who requirements? Why would a guy
Speaker 3: that is an eight to date a woman that, on
Speaker 3: her best day is a five and a half. I'm
Speaker 3: not being cruel, but an eight will not date a
Speaker 3: woman wearing baggy clothes, who doesn't shower, doesn't style her hair,
Speaker 3: has a burnt boob, and bunions do she should aim
Speaker 3: for a nice guy with a job who's maybe six. Also,
Speaker 3: don't get it twisted.
Speaker 1: A guy that is a six can pull a woman
Speaker 1: that is an eight if he has money.
Speaker 3: It doesn't work the same way for a woman.
Speaker 1: And honestly, does anyone on the show think Dougie is
Speaker 1: an eight or that she can pull a guy that
Speaker 1: isn't eight?
Speaker 3: Well, I dated her for a while, so cure too.
Speaker 4: Well, you got to remember what Douchie's prob and she
Speaker 4: needs a triple six guy was six inence unit, six.
Speaker 3: Figure bank account and six pack apps. According to her,
Speaker 3: that's not me. That might be Crystal not me.
Speaker 4: I've heard you say that before, Ducci. Come on, i'vebout
Speaker 4: the show almost sixteen years.
Speaker 3: Okay, got it? Uh, here's some one. Hey.
Speaker 1: Rover listening to today's show about women who date prisoners
Speaker 1: sparked some very old memories. To keep this as high
Speaker 1: level as I can, I married a man back in
Speaker 1: the nineties who went to prison. Going through my divorce
Speaker 1: because it was that terrible one diverse divorce attorney asked
Speaker 1: me if I would be interested in selling my story
Speaker 1: to a news outlet something like Dateline.
Speaker 3: I said, no, thank you. We divorced. He did his time,
Speaker 3: got out for a period of time. He went back
Speaker 3: into prison for I don't know, because I blocked it
Speaker 3: all out. Come to find out through friends.
Speaker 1: He later ended up marrying a woman who worked at
Speaker 1: the prison in some capacity. She left her husband, who
Speaker 1: was a police officer or sheriff, and her children to.
Speaker 3: Be with my ex. It was so twisted. I kind
Speaker 3: of think I should have tried the dateline thing with
Speaker 3: that follow up? Now, what you got to I mean,
Speaker 3: you've piqued my interests. Whatever. You just want to say
Speaker 3: her name? What did the guy do to get.
Speaker 1: Sent to prison where they could have sold your story
Speaker 1: to Dateline?
Speaker 4: I have to know following the question, was he this
Speaker 4: guy gets out? And I'm trying to put the story together.
Speaker 4: You know, the lady that worked in a prison leaves
Speaker 4: her husband who's in law enforcement for this guy. I
Speaker 4: can't get the wrang. I'm trying to figure out the rationale.
Speaker 3: Well there is none. Here is somebody who writes first.
Speaker 1: I'd like to ask that you keep me anonymous. My
Speaker 1: son always told me he was going to smoke me
Speaker 1: when I died. Unfortunately he died first, and for a
Speaker 1: few drinks one night, I decided I was going to
Speaker 1: do what he always told me he was.
Speaker 3: I don't regret it, but I wouldn't do it again.
Speaker 1: This person writes, this woman, Wait a second, so she
Speaker 1: smoked her Okay, her son's ashes ashes, just like tupax mother.
Speaker 1: Now this is very This is very to me. This
Speaker 1: is disturbing behavior. But apparently it's not as uncommon.
Speaker 3: As I thought. We talked about Tupac and what they
Speaker 3: did with his ashes, and should Knight claims that Tupac's
Speaker 3: mother had a bunch of people come over to the
Speaker 3: hotel room where she was in Las Vegas. They cremated
Speaker 3: Tupac and then smoked his ashes, rolled them up in
Speaker 3: some blunts. Welcome.
Speaker 4: Wait, iired you guys talk about the story yesterday. I'm
Speaker 4: seeing to myself, why do they want Tupac's body cremated
Speaker 4: so quickly? And I was like going over in my head.
Speaker 4: I'm say, I'm thinking to myself, I'm just speculating because
Speaker 4: the body would would have evidence as to how Tupac
Speaker 4: was shot, was shot, how the bullets killed him, and whatnot.
Speaker 1: But I think they already knew all that. I mean,
Speaker 1: they have the bullet riddle of the car they have.
Speaker 1: I mean they well, you know.
Speaker 3: To see if there was any drugs in his system
Speaker 3: and whatnot. You know how the.
Speaker 4: How bodies are processed when somebody's shot and killed or
Speaker 4: mailed in a car wreck.
Speaker 3: Well, I do believe they already did an autopsy on
Speaker 3: them before they handed the body over, and so I
Speaker 3: don't think there was anything nefarious in cremating.
Speaker 1: The body right away. Jazz Rights, Good morning, Rover. I
Speaker 1: have a concerning issue with my thirteen year old daughter.
Speaker 1: I would like some advice from you and your crew.
Speaker 1: My daughter's room yesterday and I found a fat dildough
Speaker 1: and a vibrator. I'm not sure what to do about this.
Speaker 1: My main concern is where she got it from. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure how to approach her about this. I confiscated them,
Speaker 1: but haven't told her I have them. I think thirteen
Speaker 1: is very young to be exploring things like sex toys.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on this and how should I
Speaker 1: handle the situation? Thank you and sent a picture here.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, do you really want to embarrass here your daughter?
Speaker 3: I mean, whoa, yeah, this is really disturbing. But how
Speaker 3: fat that is? That's disturbing your email or the idea
Speaker 3: that her mother sent her. Her daughter's still going well,
Speaker 3: how is a little girl like that? That's a big
Speaker 3: one taste? Just something's going on.
Speaker 1: What do you think is going on? Somebody has given
Speaker 1: this to her, somebody I don't know.
Speaker 7: But how does she know about stuff like that? At thirteen?
Speaker 7: That's a little girl and has one.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about girls, but I know about
Speaker 1: thirteen year old boys.
Speaker 3: Well it's not as email, Yeah, I know, but there's
Speaker 3: not around each other. Some year old boys don't know about.
Speaker 7: Boys and girls. Like, they're not at that age. They're
Speaker 7: they're doing their thing, they're playing their video games, they're
Speaker 7: with their guys.
Speaker 3: They might be horny, sure, but they're not. Guys aren't
Speaker 3: like all up on girls grills when they're that young thirteen,
Speaker 3: they're not crazy phrase again, thank you, please, please, and
Speaker 3: thank you. Guys aren't up on girls grills.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all girls are different. I would say everybody's different.
Speaker 8: Some people go through that earlier. I never had those items.
Speaker 8: I had foreign objects things around the home that really
Speaker 8: mimicked those things. Four objects like what at thirteen like
Speaker 8: a sharpie marker.
Speaker 3: Oh wow at thirteen? Oh yeah, I mean I was home.
Speaker 8: I would, I mean humping pillows and stuff before that,
Speaker 8: before up. So I think it's the time that you
Speaker 8: sit down and just have a discussion with your kid
Speaker 8: about it. If you found it, you should be open enough.
Speaker 8: Let's talk about this. If this is what you're engaging in,
Speaker 8: let's have a discussion about sex and birth control and
Speaker 8: all of that stuff.
Speaker 3: We didn't we do sex at in like fifth or sixth.
Speaker 8: Grade, so you are learning about that prior to being
Speaker 8: thirteen years old.
Speaker 3: I would definitely ask where they got it, because, yeah.
Speaker 8: Did you get somebody Amazon who bought that for you?
Speaker 1: Or did somebody buy it like these creepers on roadblocks
Speaker 1: or something, or some other thirteen year old boys steal
Speaker 1: his moms and it's like a hand.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's used. Oh I know, a question where
Speaker 3: you got it? Oh no?
Speaker 1: Yes, Well I do find it interesting that she took
Speaker 1: the dill though, but she hasn't told the daughter, Like
Speaker 1: the daughter's going to know where did my dildo go?
Speaker 1: Like she's gonna find out sooner rather than later. So
Speaker 1: I would, yeah, I agree, you need to talk to
Speaker 1: your daughter about this, find out about this. It's not
Speaker 1: the end of the world. I mean, I again, I
Speaker 1: can only speak coming from a boy, a thirteen year
Speaker 1: old boy.
Speaker 3: We were horny as all hell. I mean, whatever you
Speaker 3: could do, put.
Speaker 1: It someplace, you know, grab it with something, use something
Speaker 1: as lube, whatever, whatever was possible thirteen year old boys
Speaker 1: were doing. I can't stay the same for girls because
Speaker 1: I wasn't a girl, so I don't know. It seemed
Speaker 1: like the girls around me weren't as horny as I
Speaker 1: was when I was thirteen. But I don't think it's
Speaker 1: completely insane that, you know, maybe with that giant, fat
Speaker 1: dildo like that, but I don't think it's it's I
Speaker 1: think it's probably fairly natural for a teenage girl to
Speaker 1: be doing various things with herself.
Speaker 3: U there's someone who says, apparently this is a Google
Speaker 3: is racist. Now. I've gotten a lot of these emails
Speaker 3: over the past few days.
Speaker 1: Apparently white Christians are so dangerous that Google tells you
Speaker 1: to flee to safety. But every other race and religion
Speaker 1: are normal human being should be respected. I tested it myself.
Speaker 1: See the attached photo. All right, let me see the
Speaker 1: attached photo. Can you read that for me? There?
Speaker 3: It is, I'm alone with a white person.
Speaker 1: This says, if you feel unsafe or are in immediate
Speaker 1: physical danger, call your local emergency services like nine to
Speaker 1: one one right away. If you are safe and just
Speaker 1: feeling an uneasy, awkward, or uncertain about the situation, try
Speaker 1: to step.
Speaker 3: And then okay.
Speaker 1: Now, if you say I'm alone with a black person,
Speaker 1: instead of telling you to call nine to one one,
Speaker 1: it says being alone with a black person is a normal,
Speaker 1: everyday situation, just as being.
Speaker 3: Alone with anyone else.
Speaker 1: People of all races are individual human beings with their
Speaker 1: own thoughts, feelings, and daily lives. Somebody just sent me
Speaker 1: another one. What was what did they send me today?
Speaker 6: Um?
Speaker 1: I will find this for find this and send it
Speaker 1: to snits. I'll get back to you in just a moment.
Speaker 1: Corey says Rover. I'm catching up on shows and Charlie
Speaker 1: was talking about how he is stressed going through his
Speaker 1: dad's stuff and getting ready to sell it. Don't we
Speaker 1: know a person who was looking for a new car
Speaker 1: and was thinking of moving. Could Charlie sell his dad's
Speaker 1: car to JLR. He could even maybe get Jeffrey into
Speaker 1: a house of his.
Speaker 3: Own love the show.
Speaker 1: Well, if you did that, you would be going down
Speaker 1: to the JLR vortex of doom, and it's best to
Speaker 1: just not get involved. What would be my advice to Charlie.
Speaker 1: But if he wants to do that, he could do that.
Speaker 1: I also think it might be kind of traumatic seeing
Speaker 1: you know, every day JLR drive up in your in
Speaker 1: your dad's car and like living in his house and stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't I think they would just I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, Charlie any any any A lot of people
Speaker 1: are suggesting to just give Jeffrey the car and I
Speaker 1: give it.
Speaker 3: Just give it to him.
Speaker 1: No, not going to do that.
Speaker 3: What kind of car is it? It's not working, so
Speaker 3: it's not even worth Here is the other screen gram
Speaker 3: that somebody sent. This is two different Google searches. My
Speaker 3: wife is yelling at me and the AIO review says
Speaker 3: when your wife is yelling, stay calm, do not yell back.
Speaker 3: Yelling often means she feels overwhelmed, unheard, or deeply stressed.
Speaker 3: Step back and stay stay safe for space, and talk
Speaker 3: later when both of you are calm.
Speaker 1: Now, that's what you get when you ask Google or
Speaker 1: just type in my wife is yelling at me. When
Speaker 1: you get my husband is yelling at me, you get
Speaker 1: help is available, Speak with someone today, National Domestic Violence
Speaker 1: Hotline eight hundred and seventy nine ninety seven two three three.
Speaker 1: So that is interesting how depending on what you are searching,
Speaker 1: it does give you wildly different answers.
Speaker 3: Lucas in Rochester says, Hey, guys.
Speaker 1: Listening to yesterday's show, it's absolutely hilarious to hear how
Speaker 1: delusional Douge is on her stance about running onto the
Speaker 1: field as a mother to help your son or daughter.
Speaker 1: That is setting your kid up to be the laughing
Speaker 1: stock of the school for the duration. And she sits
Speaker 1: there and keeps on saying no, no, no, while you
Speaker 1: guys tell her the truth. This is about somebody ran
Speaker 1: onto a football field. It was actually a sixteen year
Speaker 1: old girl and just blasted somebody who was in a
Speaker 1: scuffle with another player. And I believe, if I had
Speaker 1: to guess, it's probably the younger brother of this sixteen
Speaker 1: year old girl. But it hasn't as far as I know,
Speaker 1: it hasn't come out what her relationship is with the person.
Speaker 1: Because it was middle school, so it was somebody younger,
Speaker 1: and so the sixteen year old girl runs out blast
Speaker 1: the other player and then goes back into the stand.
Speaker 3: She was actually arrested, but.
Speaker 1: Dougie's like, oh, I would, I would run out onto
Speaker 1: the field if something was happening with my daughter, or
Speaker 1: if my daughter was injured, or if your son was
Speaker 1: injured in a football game.
Speaker 3: And I could. You can't. You can't do that. You
Speaker 3: can't run out there here. Let your kid breathe and
Speaker 3: be their own person, to grow up. Lucas continues, and
Speaker 3: once again Dusi is proving her life revolves around Gia
Speaker 3: because the school wanted to her to put her donut
Speaker 3: truck out there, which would have would have been fantastic.
Speaker 1: Advertising, and instead of just having an employee run the
Speaker 1: truck while she watches Gia, she of course chooses the
Speaker 1: ladder to do nothing and watch Gia. Ducie's a good mom,
Speaker 1: but man, she's a helicopter parent and is so obsessed
Speaker 1: with trying to be the cool mom that it's hilarious.
Speaker 7: I am a cool mom, just saying, and I'm not
Speaker 7: a helicopter mom at all.
Speaker 3: I know helicopter moms and I am not one of those.
Speaker 3: So I do love my kid. I'm excited to see
Speaker 3: her cheer.
Speaker 7: It'll be over in a blink of an eye, and
Speaker 7: the I'll find other ways to make money.
Speaker 3: Not worried about it, zan Dan, right rock, wake up
Speaker 3: and smell what your boss is trying to tell you.
Speaker 1: Stop throwing little hissy fits anytime someone takes a little
Speaker 1: jab at you.
Speaker 3: Take a tip from Doogie who gets the most by far? Pause?
Speaker 3: What does j l R have to say so far? Oh?
Speaker 4: Let's see, I was talking for like the last half
Speaker 4: hour comedy here and there, Like I said, people want
Speaker 4: to take a jab at me, I'll jab right back.
Speaker 4: That's just that's the way I am. It's a two
Speaker 4: way street. You want to take a jab at me? Fine,
Speaker 4: I'm just just do I just jab it, right, I
Speaker 4: just jabb you right back.
Speaker 3: Continue? Pause? What does JLR have to say so far? Over?
Speaker 3: If we get the typical response from Jeffrey where we
Speaker 3: got to understand the writing might be on the wall. Hey,
Speaker 3: you got understand, I got it. He just said that
Speaker 3: exactly what that guys, I'm just saying you want to
Speaker 3: you want to? I've always said that. Fine. Gordon writes
Speaker 3: Rover Social Experiment.
Speaker 1: Here, Crystal said that her sister had a couple of
Speaker 1: kids by a couple of guys. Where are the fathers at?
Speaker 1: And are taxpayers playing daddy in their place? Where are
Speaker 1: the fathers? Crystal?
Speaker 3: They're involved, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't actually ask her specifics, like are you still
Speaker 8: with that guy or you guys together? We don't talk
Speaker 8: as often as we should as sisters. But they're definitely involved,
Speaker 8: still in their lives.
Speaker 3: So she's not with either one of them. You don't
Speaker 3: think or eat the latest one.
Speaker 8: But I don't. I really honestly don't ask. Wouldn't he
Speaker 8: just be around like if they were together? I do
Speaker 8: see him from time to time, but she lives far
Speaker 8: away from me, so I'm not really I'm not there,
Speaker 8: so I don't see Is he there all the time?
Speaker 8: Is he not he was living with her? I'm not sure.
Speaker 8: I don't think I've ever met Crystal's sister, Have I No?
Speaker 8: I don't think so, Adam writes regarding this Chris Watts guy.
Speaker 1: He's the guy that killed his wife and his two
Speaker 1: children in Colorado a few years back, and now he
Speaker 1: appears to be engaged to some woman who moved from
Speaker 1: Ohio to the prison to be closer near the prison,
Speaker 1: to be closer to him so she can go and visit.
Speaker 3: It has to be.
Speaker 1: The celebrity aspect that attracts these unstable women, Adam says,
Speaker 1: look at the amount of women that are willing to
Speaker 1: make out with JLR, quite possibly the grossest human being
Speaker 1: on earth with the grossest mouth. If JLR was hygienic
Speaker 1: in the least possible way, he would have full stables
Speaker 1: of slightly better stock than he has now. Him and
Speaker 1: VIAGRAA would become best friends.
Speaker 4: Well that's an understatement, because I did take a shower
Speaker 4: this morning and brush my teeth and shave.
Speaker 3: And look pretty good for MGTV, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: He does look good today, he does. I agree, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Mike says, I was thinking about the show the other
Speaker 1: day and wanted to suggest a game for over.
Speaker 3: You can call it, has Rover ever? Or when is
Speaker 3: the last time Rover did you name normal everyday things
Speaker 3: and ask Rover if he's ever done it and when
Speaker 3: is the last time he did it? I like it.
Speaker 3: We've seen he could make a grilled cheese, but he
Speaker 3: didn't do even that very well. Has Rover ever used
Speaker 3: a weed eater? Uh? I have one. Have I ever
Speaker 3: used it? I wonder hm, I don't recall ever using it.
Speaker 3: But is it put together?
Speaker 8: I remember you bought all that landscaping equipment, but you
Speaker 8: really never picked it up.
Speaker 3: Ye bull, he bought a whole kit. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: I believe my father in law uses it from time
Speaker 3: to time. I don't know if I've ever actually used it.
Speaker 3: Has he ever used a push mower? Yes, I have.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: It's just about anything that people do every day, and
Speaker 1: come up with some scenarios and just ask him when's
Speaker 1: the last time he used the push mower?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 9: Come on, thirty five years ago, probably you were in
Speaker 9: high school. Were you cutting, like who's lawn in Vegas?
Speaker 9: You didn't have grass?
Speaker 3: Uh? No, we had, we had, we had grass in Vegas.
Speaker 3: It is before everyone ripped out grass and put in
Speaker 3: You used to have sprinklers And now I think I
Speaker 3: think that's illegal now there. I'm not sure to cut
Speaker 3: the grass there. I just did once. I don't remember
Speaker 3: if I cut the grass there.
Speaker 1: I know every lawn I've ever cut, because you're there
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 3: You're like, this sucks. I'm not ill remember doing this.
Speaker 3: I do remember cutting the grass. In California before Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: I was would have been I don't know how old
Speaker 3: eleven or something.
Speaker 1: I do remember cutting the grass in California. I don't
Speaker 1: really remember cutting the grass so much in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Some more like forty years could be?
Speaker 3: Could be? Can I I know you got to you laugh.
Speaker 3: When was the last time you used a push mower? Dude?
Speaker 3: You don't laugh.
Speaker 7: I remember I bought a push mower, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: I can just I can just do it myself. And
Speaker 7: then I bought it and then I couldn't get it started.
Speaker 7: I wasn't strong enough to get it started. And then
Speaker 7: I returned it. I'm like, screw this.
Speaker 3: I remember I ever used?
Speaker 7: No, I no, I maybe five years ago, six years ago.
Speaker 3: Well you get it started.
Speaker 7: My neighbor had to come over and started and then
Speaker 7: I pushed it and I almost died.
Speaker 1: Like in other words, you needed you as a strong, powerful,
Speaker 1: independent woman.
Speaker 3: I needed a man to come over.
Speaker 7: Have a strong, powerful, amazing landscaper that helps me. Can
Speaker 7: I during the break, can I come up with five
Speaker 7: things and see if you've done it?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Okay, let me take a quick break. We'll be right
Speaker 1: back on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 3: Hang on, I don't want to lie. He's a bad artist.
Speaker 3: Rovers Morning Glory. Rick and Young is down Ohio. You're
Speaker 3: on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Rick, Good morning, Rover, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 3: Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was slipping through the channels. I signed
Speaker 2: on TV and I was one to have seen that
Speaker 2: the video of the girl pushing that kid down at
Speaker 2: the football game. And here, I guess they charged her
Speaker 2: with assault.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've charged her with a salt.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a relationship is with the with
Speaker 1: the with the Well here why she went out there?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess the kid on the team and the
Speaker 2: white shirts that that was her brother, and I guess
Speaker 2: him and another kid were going back and forth the
Speaker 2: whole game, and then they started getting in a fight,
Speaker 2: and then she got She just ran out there and
Speaker 2: lasted him.
Speaker 1: So, now, would that be embarrassing if you were in
Speaker 1: junior high and your sister came out and blasted the
Speaker 1: kid that you were scuffling with on the football field,
Speaker 1: or would people be afraid to mess with you and
Speaker 1: be like, damn, he's got a he's got an older sister.
Speaker 3: Who's a real bitch. She's not. She's not afraid to fight.
Speaker 2: I think it would be all right. But you know,
Speaker 2: people were saying now that, oh my god, she could
Speaker 2: have snapped his neck she blows. Come on, he gets
Speaker 2: harder playing football than he does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't be too worried about snapping his neck.
Speaker 1: Rick, Thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Is your computer logged in over there? Yes, sir, you
Speaker 3: had to do that during the break?
Speaker 1: Ah, okay, all right, that makes Let me see that
Speaker 1: makes sense.
Speaker 3: Because I my video player.
Speaker 7: See if nothing's loaded up over here, So I don't
Speaker 7: know if I have to help you on that end.
Speaker 3: Nothing is no, No, it should cool. It should as
Speaker 3: long as you're logged.
Speaker 6: Man, it's good, right, I'm good now, yep, okay, all right,
Speaker 6: are you gonna maybe during the break, I'll have to
Speaker 6: next break, I'll have to get in there.
Speaker 7: Dougie, what were you gonna? Okay, I thought you were
Speaker 7: going to try to get out of that. Before the
Speaker 7: break we were talking about somebody emailed in and said,
Speaker 7: when was the last time you mowed your lawn?
Speaker 3: And I think if we came to the conclusion, it
Speaker 3: was forty years forty years, yeah, give or take.
Speaker 7: So Charlie and I came up with the list of
Speaker 7: a few things to see when was the last time,
Speaker 7: and the listener was like, this has been interesting to hear.
Speaker 7: When was the last time Rover has done blank? So
Speaker 7: we have a couple of things and I'll start easy
Speaker 7: on you. Okay, okay, when was the last time that
Speaker 7: you loaded or unloaded the dishwasher?
Speaker 1: I did put a cup in the dishwasher, just just
Speaker 1: yesterday or the day before, one cup.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of you that I did have to ask
Speaker 3: p too, Did I do that the right way? She goes? Did?
Speaker 3: She goes? Did you start the dishwasher? I said, no,
Speaker 3: I am I supposed to?
Speaker 1: She said no, But I yeah, I did have to ask.
Speaker 1: I said, is that is that how you do it?
Speaker 1: So the last time I loaded the dishwasher, I mean
Speaker 1: I have I would say, it's it's been a long time.
Speaker 1: I certainly haven't since I met B two. I would
Speaker 1: say probably, I don't know, fifteen years since I wanted
Speaker 1: a dish washer unload fifteen years. So if you if
Speaker 1: you come home and there's just you, do you not
Speaker 1: ever run out of dishes? Sometimes?
Speaker 3: Oh, no, no, it would be two takes care of
Speaker 3: all that. That's never done. It's always unloaded.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, okay, how about the last time.
Speaker 3: That you washed your car?
Speaker 1: Like not going through a car wash. You're talking about
Speaker 1: washing it and washing the car.
Speaker 3: I'll take either. I'm curious the car wash.
Speaker 1: I will occasionally take my car. She normally does that
Speaker 1: as well. She takes my car to the car wash,
Speaker 1: but I I'll go sometimes on my way home from work,
Speaker 1: She'll tell me take the car to the car wash
Speaker 1: because I'm not going to have time later. I would
Speaker 1: seen two or three weeks ago, probably, how okay washing?
Speaker 3: When was the last say any of us hand washed
Speaker 3: our car?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Me personally, I.
Speaker 1: Would say hand washing a car. I don't think I've
Speaker 1: done that in the past twenty years.
Speaker 3: I don't think twenty years or longer. Maybe longer, probably longer.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I don't even recall hand washing a car
Speaker 3: for a very very long time. When I was in
Speaker 3: high school, I you know, if you didn't have any money,
Speaker 3: I would hand wash a car occasionally, but maybe that
Speaker 3: was it. I don't I don't remember doing it since then.
Speaker 4: I just want to think. I think when I was
Speaker 4: senior in high school. About every other Saturday, I would
Speaker 4: hand and washed cars. That when my dad used to
Speaker 4: sell cars, that I would hadn't washed the cars on
Speaker 4: the lot to make them, make it nice and pristine.
Speaker 4: That was the last stop I recall ever had actually
Speaker 4: hand washing a car.
Speaker 7: Okay, a little bit more manly stuff. How about unclog
Speaker 7: a toilet with plungerr hm, it's been a while, it.
Speaker 3: Was like a day ago. No, it just doesn't happen
Speaker 3: very often. I would say, oh, man, the last time
Speaker 3: I had to plunge a toilet? I would say, I
Speaker 3: don't know, it's I mean, it's been a long time,
Speaker 3: but I would I would say, probably, Oh my god, No,
Speaker 3: I do remember plunging a toilet. Where was that?
Speaker 1: It might have been in one of the I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's one of the within the didn't you say,
Speaker 1: probably five years ago? Roughly plunge a toilet? Are you?
Speaker 1: How often does your toilet get clogged up?
Speaker 3: Once a week? No? No, what are you doing?
Speaker 7: I just unclogged my toilet a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: Mine doesn't clog as much anymore ever since I got
Speaker 1: the bidet, So I'm using way less paper, because it's
Speaker 1: hard to clog a toilet with just a turd, just
Speaker 1: a third. I mean, usually it's the paper that does it.
Speaker 3: So I've been in my house four years.
Speaker 8: I still don't own a plunger and haven't had to
Speaker 8: use one.
Speaker 3: We have, I do not have one. That's crazy. You
Speaker 3: keep handy all the time.
Speaker 4: Use handy because I remember sometimes there would be a
Speaker 4: time or two often my toilet plunge it because sometimes
Speaker 4: it doesn't plush.
Speaker 3: All the way. I'll use a lot of toilet paper, eather,
Speaker 3: just wipe my crack. But okay, Charlie, let me finish.
Speaker 3: I'm with you.
Speaker 4: But but sometimes what doesn't flush the way it should,
Speaker 4: and so I have to give it a little assist.
Speaker 3: And I always, I always make sure I have my
Speaker 3: plunger handy.
Speaker 7: When was the last time you returned a shopping cart
Speaker 7: to the corral?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I right? Well?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: Are you non return? In general? I don't go to
Speaker 3: the store. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: And first of all, my wife won't even let me
Speaker 1: push a shopping cart. She says that that's not a
Speaker 1: manly activity. And to the store without her.
Speaker 3: Oh, and I have I don't think i've let me
Speaker 3: think here, Oh wow, are you not wait on home depot?
Speaker 3: Hold on, I've I've gone to home depot and and
Speaker 3: I'll return the cart to the little area to the
Speaker 3: parking spot. Kind of guy.
Speaker 1: You No, No, I returned that cart, So I would
Speaker 1: say six to nine months ago was probably the last time.
Speaker 3: I did that. Now, this is something that will be interesting.
Speaker 7: When was the last time you checked your bank account
Speaker 7: before buying something?
Speaker 1: The last time I checked my bank account before buying something?
Speaker 3: Like, you want to.
Speaker 7: Buy something and you're like, oh, I got to check
Speaker 7: my balance.
Speaker 3: Hmm, Well, I mean I checked my bank account.
Speaker 7: But before before buying something, not so much before buying something.
Speaker 3: Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would say probably within in the past.
Speaker 3: Six months or something.
Speaker 1: I'd probably have checked the bank yesterday for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this morning for me?
Speaker 7: What was the item that you wanted to buy that
Speaker 7: you were like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: If I have money, I don't, I don't remember. But
Speaker 3: if there's some some something more expensive, I will I
Speaker 3: will see what the status of the of the account is.
Speaker 3: How about it's not it's not you know, I don't
Speaker 3: even check the bank account too often, honestly, I mean
Speaker 3: maybe maybe once a week. I'll check the bank account
Speaker 3: maybe every other week. Oh, I'm lugging it every day
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 4: Really me, I don't have probably should I don't have
Speaker 4: to log it because I get text alerts about my
Speaker 4: bank account whatnot, little balance and stuff.
Speaker 3: Huh like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like it's a running balance.
Speaker 3: So I keep tracking.
Speaker 4: Because I just like I just just just the other
Speaker 4: day I paid.
Speaker 3: My electric bill. It was high? How much?
Speaker 4: Two fifty four cents because of all the you know,
Speaker 4: we run the ceiling fan in the dining room, and
Speaker 4: he runs his air conditioner and fans in his room,
Speaker 4: and then sometimes when it's really sweltery.
Speaker 3: I'm running the seiling fan in my room.
Speaker 1: I did see, I did see my electric bill, and
Speaker 1: I go I told me too, I said, hold on
Speaker 1: a second, we got to do something about this.
Speaker 3: The electric bill seven hundred and fifty dollars. Oh my house, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I said, what is it?
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, that's oh my My dad's electric bill
Speaker 1: is usually really high. I said, I don't know about
Speaker 1: your dad's bill, but did you miss up? Is not
Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty dollars. I believe that the reason
Speaker 1: it's so high. I think because I got those air
Speaker 1: conditioners replaced, and I think that they've been running, like
Speaker 1: we kind of turned those on, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: we have a little cool whole house and maybe we'll
Speaker 1: just normally I would I would not have the one
Speaker 1: like upstairs running, and so it must have something to
Speaker 1: do with it, I guess. But wow, I have seven
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars. And then but Jefferies is also
Speaker 1: insane little apartment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two bedroom? Was is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine's a two bedroom. What is yours? Mine's less
Speaker 3: than one hundred. It's like sometimes during the winter it's
Speaker 3: like fifty ninety three.
Speaker 8: And I've been running an AC unit just like him,
Speaker 8: a window unit and fans around the house. And it
Speaker 8: was ninety three dollars for my whole house.
Speaker 1: And Jeffery's the power company's actually getting sued from his
Speaker 1: city because of the amount of outages that are happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the other thing is probably caused by Jeffries.
Speaker 3: No use, No, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: And then I'm gonna I'm gonna follow up what Charlie
Speaker 4: just said about regarding the what's going on in my city.
Speaker 4: The whole electrical grid in my city is completely outdated,
Speaker 4: has to be completely overalled, and I read it's going
Speaker 4: to take.
Speaker 3: Like ten years from to do that. And and your
Speaker 3: wife unplugs everything too. Yeah, that she does.
Speaker 4: Now that's irrationale to save energy because she understands.
Speaker 3: Then imagine if she wasn't. Yeah, I know somebody running
Speaker 3: extension cords from your house is somewhere else. No, it's
Speaker 3: other apartment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, people know by the thing. Now it's cool off.
Speaker 4: Now we're not doing it as much. So I think
Speaker 4: my election.
Speaker 3: It was just just this last month.
Speaker 1: I wondered about the washer and dryer situation in your basement.
Speaker 1: It was very confusing, Remember, like plug into this one
Speaker 1: to use this power, and you were like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to even where I'd put it. I can't
Speaker 1: even So I'm wondering if somebody's maybe on your old
Speaker 1: plugged into your plug in the basement, they're using your
Speaker 1: electricity to run their washer and dryer and they're running
Speaker 1: a laundromat at the same time two hundred and two dollars.
Speaker 4: Well, I was just like, I mean, like, I mean,
Speaker 4: like I said, when I look out in my jaw
Speaker 4: drop and I saw what my bill was, But I
Speaker 4: think now, I think in the in the next month,
Speaker 4: I think it might be much lower now because now
Speaker 4: it's not as hot as it used to be.
Speaker 3: We're not running as much stuff in the house, you know,
Speaker 3: you know what, I think.
Speaker 1: Last year we had one high month where exactly the
Speaker 1: same thing happened.
Speaker 3: I go, wait a second, this is off the charts.
Speaker 1: And then I we keep the in the in the
Speaker 1: master bathroom, there's a heated floor. It's electric, and the
Speaker 1: cat loves it. So even in the summer, the heated
Speaker 1: floor is on twenty four hours a day in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and so I remember last year I turned that off
Speaker 1: and then the cat was so angry that my wife
Speaker 1: forced me to turn it back on. But normally I
Speaker 1: would say the power generally at my house is I'd
Speaker 1: have to look, but probably about three hundred bucks, I
Speaker 1: would say, give or take. So seven point fifty is
Speaker 1: off the charts, like insane amount.
Speaker 3: That's a I mean, that's a lot. I mean, that's
Speaker 3: I don't know how it's that high.
Speaker 7: But anyway, go on, dude, And then one more, maybe
Speaker 7: two more. When's the last time you changed your bed sheets?
Speaker 3: You? Oh, well, we do it every well, she does
Speaker 3: it every week every Sunday.
Speaker 1: I have not changed bed sheets in since I was single.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to say again, probably fourteen years or whatever,
Speaker 1: it's been for long I've been together with B two.
Speaker 3: You don't take one side help her like, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Even ask, it's just done. It's just just she takes
Speaker 1: care of everything in the house.
Speaker 7: And then finally, when was the last time you changed
Speaker 7: a flat tire?
Speaker 1: Uh? I can't remember. I honestly, I honestly can't remember.
Speaker 1: I would say that's probably been.
Speaker 3: A while. It's probably thirty years. Overtake. Yeah, jump, you're
Speaker 3: not counting.
Speaker 1: It's somebody else changing it for you, right, just having
Speaker 1: a flat tire, you're saying me personally changing a flat tire.
Speaker 1: Jumping a car, probably with in the past, no ever,
Speaker 1: within the past five years. Probably jumped the car. Well
Speaker 1: for whose car?
Speaker 3: Where you never help people?
Speaker 1: You don't help people? No, not a stranger car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say. You can't jump a car off of
Speaker 1: an electric car, right, I don't know. I've never tried that.
Speaker 3: My wife's car the battery died and I don't know
Speaker 3: what we jumped it off of. But I do I
Speaker 3: would say with it five years roughly. I can vaguely
Speaker 3: remember getting the jumper cables out and running them.
Speaker 1: I just don't remember where it was or what car.
Speaker 1: But it's five years. Have you ever been in your
Speaker 1: house realized you were out of something, there's something you needed,
Speaker 1: just one item, and you personally drove to the store
Speaker 1: to go get that item in the past fourteen years. No, No,
Speaker 1: you've never looked around like, I don't have milk or
Speaker 1: in something, No, I need to go get milk. Fourteen
Speaker 1: fifteen years, you've not gone to the store to go
Speaker 1: buy something for yourself.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, it's the life. It's fantastic. It is it is,
Speaker 1: it is. You're not experiencing now. No, you just you
Speaker 1: don't have a woman who serves your every need like
Speaker 1: I do. It's once you once you get that, you'll
Speaker 1: never go back. But I don't think you want that,
Speaker 1: because then you're just missing out.
Speaker 3: On anything, missing out going to pick up milk at
Speaker 3: the convenience store. That's not happenings on that.
Speaker 1: You see, things, you interact with people, you're you're a
Speaker 1: hermit at this point. No, yeah, right, I don't mind that.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you changed your bed sheets?
Speaker 4: Jeffrey, I really have like one stead every We'll just
Speaker 4: take it off, wash them and put them right back
Speaker 4: on the bed.
Speaker 3: No, we don't have to do that. No, See what
Speaker 3: How often do you do that? About? Every month? Every month? Charlie?
Speaker 3: What about you? When was the last time you changed
Speaker 3: your bed sheets?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't do that. Oh she does it? Your girlfriend
Speaker 3: does that? How often do you guys do it? I
Speaker 3: would just keep it going whenever she does it. I
Speaker 3: don't know whenever she does it. I would just let
Speaker 3: it go. I would let it go for six months
Speaker 3: if it was up to me. Yeah, Oh I'm not.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel nasty when you get into bed without
Speaker 1: well I don't.
Speaker 3: Know if she changes the bed sheets. I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I'm saying what I was single. Oh you last
Speaker 3: a long time, all right, And I've got to take
Speaker 3: a break.
Speaker 1: Doug.
Speaker 3: You have the shoosy coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 7: What's on the way another thing that the president wants
Speaker 7: to have named after him. And I know you're gonna
Speaker 7: love it because an emailer said that you're we're all maga.
Speaker 3: So we're going to continue to do Maga's stories.
Speaker 7: Right, I've got that story coming up with you for you,
Speaker 7: and then also an update to the mask Chucky person
Speaker 7: that was chasing people in Philadelphia and updates to that
Speaker 7: story as well.
Speaker 3: All Right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Speaker 3: We'll be right back on Rover's Morn of Glory. Hang on,