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Speaker 2: All this, how about one of you two picks? The

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Speaker 2: At the top of your guys mind that you want

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Speaker 3: There's something that I do want to kind of bring up,

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Speaker 3: Joe before you get out of here and have the

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Speaker 3: weekend or whatever to think about it, because someone said

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Speaker 3: it earlier in the show when we were talking about

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Speaker 3: video games. No no, no, no, no no. Oh okay. So

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Speaker 3: I wanted to bring this up because Mike, one of

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Speaker 3: our listeners, brought it up in an earlier break in

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Speaker 3: the show and he said that once you get married

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Speaker 3: and have kids, every this thing slows down. And it

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Speaker 3: got me thinking, like, man like, Joe's getting married, and

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Speaker 3: how many months, Ashley, It's less than it's less than

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Speaker 3: not it's nine months half of this weekend. So he's

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Speaker 3: getting married at the end of December, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: man like, Joe and I got to start doing a

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Speaker 3: lot more stuff together because as soon as he gets hitched.

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Speaker 3: Everything is just gonna go down by the way. So, yeah, baby,

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Speaker 3: there's gonna you know, I think the marriage is gonna

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Speaker 1: I do think if you know, we're lucky enough to

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Speaker 1: have a kid, as soon as that.

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Speaker 3: Not as tied, she's gonna want to get knocked up.

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Speaker 1: Brother.

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Speaker 3: And that's no disrespectful.

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Speaker 4: I don't know that that is the plan.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is the plan, correct. So my thing is

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Speaker 3: it's like we're not gonna be.

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Speaker 2: We only have eighteen more months of freedom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't even have that because as soon as

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Speaker 3: as soon as she gets pregnant, then you're gonna have

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Speaker 3: to start going to the doctor's appointments. You're gonna have.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you have to learn.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have to learn how to take care of

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Speaker 3: a kid. Because when you and I went to high school, Joe,

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Speaker 4: You know, an egg.

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Speaker 5: We had a bag of flowers, We had an egg,

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Speaker 5: but we were impregnant.

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Speaker 4: So jed, what do you have to do this weekend?

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Speaker 4: You have to come up with a list of things

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Speaker 3: Do, so we have to do before Yeah, I agree,

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Speaker 3: And there's there's there's not necessarily things that I want

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Speaker 3: times are gonna be dead and about.

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Speaker 4: You know, you can't call him late at night to

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Speaker 4: have his phone ring because the baby could be sleeping.

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Speaker 3: Baby, Like you shouldn't call me late.

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Speaker 2: At night either of the times.

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Speaker 5: I got something to say to you. I don't be midnight.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what happened. I'm not be at the bar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've never gotten those emergency FaceTime calls from actually, like, hey,

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Speaker 4: Can you just like looking at you?

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Speaker 3: But I guess the topic that I wanted to talk

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Speaker 3: about is like, what is something that dies as soon

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Speaker 3: as you get married and half kids? Because you know

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Speaker 3: that's about to happen, dude, Like it's like there's gonna

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Speaker 3: be no more hands, that's gonna yeah, there's gonna be

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Speaker 3: no more hangs with me, you and Aaron Jacobson. Like

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Speaker 3: it's just it's got are you talking you to say

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Speaker 1: Johnny Max he's got a kid, but an adult and

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Speaker 3: He doesn't have to have anything to worry about like Johnny.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing is Johnny Mack is married, but Johnny

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Speaker 3: Mack can also go out with and hang and go

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Speaker 3: to the live shows. And he paid his It's like

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you got And you're not going.

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Speaker 3: To just stop at one kid. I would hope not.

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Speaker 5: But if we want to have one, because one kid

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Speaker 3: Two is just as bad as one. You got three,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why you don't you don't envision this happening, Joe,

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Speaker 3: You don't think that after and you know who's gonna

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Speaker 3: know who it's gonna be, Ashley. You know who it's

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Speaker 3: see if I'm right? We gonna say it on three? One, two, three?

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Speaker 5: What about close to not even just Tommy Tuck our boss.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna get close to everyone in the office who

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Speaker 5: to you on certain things when it comes to maybe

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Speaker 5: diaper change, is not getting enough sleep. You'll probably talk

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Speaker 5: we'll be like, what changing diaper?

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Speaker 4: You gotta go talk to Crash or you better go

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Speaker 4: talk to Scottie.

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Speaker 2: You're Katie is dead?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god. Guess what.

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Speaker 5: That's another thing, Jed. We gotta we got to lay

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Speaker 5: the law down. No baby that the parties. I'm sorry, bro,

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Speaker 5: no baby allowed.

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Speaker 3: I don't. That doesn't bother what happens, what we're drinking.

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Speaker 4: Who's gonna watch the baby?

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Speaker 3: And find a sitter. That's the other thing too, You

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Speaker 3: gotta find babysitters.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, you're dude. You know what I

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Speaker 3: just realized, Ashley, his his passes at Disney are gonna

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Speaker 3: be dead for like the first nine months.

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Speaker 4: But do you want to be.

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Speaker 3: A baby You're gonna you already say that, like there

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Speaker 3: are certain things at Disney, and you love Disney, but

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Speaker 3: you're not gonna want to be part of the stroller shit.

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Speaker 4: That Epcot, you know as the stroller met and is

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Speaker 3: How are you going to do drinks around the world

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Speaker 5: It against top of the three months all day.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot to think about. But we have nine

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have not well, actually we have a little

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Speaker 3: bit more. We have about a year. I think. I

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Speaker 3: think a year's when we'll find out that Alyssa is

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Speaker 4: February fourteenth or twenty twenty six, twenty twenty seven.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Actually that's a pretty good date.

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Speaker 5: Do you know why? Because Valentine's Day is on Super

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Speaker 5: Bowl the Bucks will be playing, and then they win.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's excited.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well, I have thought about it.

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Speaker 1: You know, we get married in December, and if I

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Speaker 1: do as you guys keep romantically calling it knocking her up.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say knock off. I said.

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Speaker 1: If I do it in December, then the worst thing

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Speaker 1: that could ever happen would happen.

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Speaker 3: You shared the same birthday with your kids?

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Speaker 2: No way, why not?

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Speaker 5: But I hate they wouldn't even date someone who had

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Speaker 5: the same birthday around.

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Speaker 2: And Mary Clare broke up away.

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Speaker 3: But Joe, you and your mom are close in birthdays,

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Speaker 3: So what's the issue his birthday?

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Speaker 2: You think?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 3: Thanks?

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Speaker 2: I have to wait. I mean, I mean probably more

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Speaker 3: I think March mark. Then we're backloading the year, which

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Speaker 3: can suck. But think about but think about all the

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Speaker 3: fun things that were no longer going to be able

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Speaker 3: to do. It's going to be no more Universal, no

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Speaker 3: more Disney, no more.

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Speaker 2: Talking about those are all still gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: You, Joe, You say that now, but I guarantee you

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Speaker 3: as soon as that kid comes, not only is going

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Speaker 3: to be exhausted for you, I not want to go either.

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Speaker 3: You're going to want to spend time with your child

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Speaker 3: we'll be at Universe and be like, hey, I gotta

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Speaker 2: The ones that gotta go by, but we show up.

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Speaker 3: You gotta once the last time I said gotta go by,

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Speaker 3: I've been dude. I'm telling you we're not going to

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Speaker 5: We're just you know, we're trying to keep it Jed

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Speaker 5: and our emotional creatures, so we have to emotion.

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Speaker 4: We have to stabilize our emotions knowing that we're going

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Speaker 4: to be losing a part of you. Yeah, it's all good.

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Speaker 4: It's part of life.

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Speaker 3: You didn't know this when you proposed to her, that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, comes first, it comes first.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what you're.

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Speaker 5: About those Disney's those passes, jed Andi, I mean.

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Speaker 3: No, you know what, this is perfect? This is perfect?

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Speaker 3: What this is? This is perfect.

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Speaker 1: We can well, when when I get back from saving

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Speaker 1: Nancy Guthrie, we'll focus on all of that.

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Speaker 2: We can do this topic again. How about that?

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Speaker 4: Yay?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna this weekend, Joe. I'm gonna be preparing

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Speaker 3: all the all the things that we need to do

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Speaker 3: before you get hitched.

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Speaker 4: You can't go off for four hours. I hope you

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Speaker 4: know that.

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Speaker 3: No, you can't.

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Speaker 2: The baby. I've seen people bring their babies.

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Speaker 3: I'm not allowing that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the guy you're playing with his I'm not allowing that.

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Speaker 3: I sure as hell know Aaron Jacobson is not gonna

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Speaker 3: allow that.

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Speaker 4: Well, there you go. Well, no baby's allowed.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's wrap this. Oh my god, is the baby

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Speaker 1: gonna go on the cruise?

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Speaker 3: Now for the third girl?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 5: Oh, just because you know this audio will be around

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Speaker 5: forever to Joe's future child. We do love you, we

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Speaker 5: do want you around. But We want you around when

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Speaker 5: you're able to wipe around button.

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Speaker 3: There you go. You name them Walt, now all right,

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Speaker 3: you can name him Wilburt.

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Speaker 4: Know his name is gonna be Davante.

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Speaker 2: If it is, I've got bigger problems, all right.

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