WEBVTT - EITM: Coffee Yogurt 8/4/26

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<v Speaker 1>Christner, Are you eating yogurt? Right? Get Jass in here.

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<v Speaker 1>The I had a lot of yogurt in here. What

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<v Speaker 1>did we learn? Fourteen pounds of yogurt is what the

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<v Speaker 1>average person. I don't have room.

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<v Speaker 2>Fourteen pounds of yogurt is what the average person is?

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<v Speaker 1>What the average person eats in the course of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>The what else did we learn? What else did we learn?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's because the this all started in coffee yo

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<v Speaker 2>Dan and coffee yogurt went away and all of the fanatics,

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<v Speaker 2>the dcy fanatics, they got a page and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>They went after Dan and but we never had it, also.

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<v Speaker 3>Had any coffee yogurt.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>It was shocking the number of people that called in

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<v Speaker 2>this morning that crush yogurt.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, crush yogurt. What are you doing over there? Gotcha?

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<v Speaker 1>The you know it's a small container.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, okay, the no no, But the number of

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<v Speaker 2>people that crush yogurt. There was a guy that eats

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred and fifty pounds of yogurt.

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<v Speaker 1>And then our guy no names, he went to uh

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<v Speaker 1>Wegmans and got us the yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>I owe him concert tickets, but I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want lemon.

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<v Speaker 3>Try the coffee first.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there's I have an entire bag that I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to just reach into and get coffee. Now, he wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>able obviously to get Dan and so we got cho

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<v Speaker 2>Choe Bannie Joe Bannie coffee yogurt.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just the ins on the packaging, just like the Dana.

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<v Speaker 1>The official nutrition partner of US Soccer.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you grab your toothpaste Dian for me?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I can get it though the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>There's toothpaste in our kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a clean pack, single package in our kitchen where.

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<v Speaker 3>In the in the drawers used to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be oo nasty.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes people forget them if they have like a meeting

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<v Speaker 3>and I want to and they want to brush their teeth,

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<v Speaker 3>or they're trying yogurt for the first time in years.

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<v Speaker 3>You haven't had yogurt in years, having yogurt in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I have some toothpaste in my bag. I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need floss. My toothbrush is right here, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>holding it.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this? Oh, that's that tear of me, Sue.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually just gonna use my brush instead of a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a right to brushing it out. Thank you God.

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<v Speaker 3>I love yogurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, he even brought even brought you want these.

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<v Speaker 4>Spoons or these spoons?

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<v Speaker 1>I handed it to you. Which spoon would you like?

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<v Speaker 1>The one?

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<v Speaker 3>You're like a little Here we go? This is so exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I didn't get what I got one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like back in the day, if you

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<v Speaker 3>like love drugs, but then you quit drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your back?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Who was the who was the who was the active

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<v Speaker 2>activa activita?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Jamie Lee.

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<v Speaker 1>Curtis Chabani doesn't do.

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<v Speaker 4>That, right, I'm just seeing.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I don't want diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 4>Billions of probiotics.

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<v Speaker 2>Right there is really? But wait, that's what gives you

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<v Speaker 2>the diarrhea? No, that isn't that what Jamie Curtis did.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it made her regular?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but wasn't she eating it in a diaper?

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<v Speaker 3>Like? No, I'm being serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, no, but I don't want. I don't want diarrhea

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<v Speaker 1>from this.

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<v Speaker 3>You won't you just wanta you need?

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<v Speaker 4>You need those probiotics?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>This is supposed to help with bloating, don't bloading. It

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<v Speaker 3>lists the live and active cultures right on here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is there.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, No, there's not even the sort of

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<v Speaker 4>liquid you get on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it's called PC is not on the top up.

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<v Speaker 4>Smell it smells good.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have to mix up ghiavanni I've never had.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, No, you don't have to.

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<v Speaker 2>And this isn't This isn't a shot against our guy.

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<v Speaker 2>But like on the side, it's got smeg.

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<v Speaker 4>That's because it's adhering to the containers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>There's definitely a s Why aren't you yelling at Dian

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<v Speaker 2>she's mixing hers up.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to make it a poop? Mm hmm

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<v Speaker 1>what who said? What I said?

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<v Speaker 3>There's a scent reminiscent of coffee. It smells good coffee

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<v Speaker 3>two years since I drank coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you had coffee soup.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not coffee. That's more like a cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, have you had it?

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<v Speaker 4>No, a toast.

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<v Speaker 3>Does the setup to the toast and all the slamming

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<v Speaker 3>down few things?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's like, that's really bitchy.

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<v Speaker 4>What's bitchy?

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to slam things around to get what apparently.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a I was I wasn't ready. I do.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it doesn't apply, but it's the first one

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<v Speaker 4>that I'm seeing, So I'm gonna go with this one. Ready, yep, cheers, beers,

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<v Speaker 4>and great big titties.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Christian, have you started to eat yours?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I've been waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, are we ready?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Rule, I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like coffee in general, so this is not

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<v Speaker 3>for me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a little tart, you see that, like tart on

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<v Speaker 4>the back end?

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<v Speaker 3>Coffee can be better?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, can I be real honest?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't taste like coffee.

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<v Speaker 4>It does.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes or something with it. It doesn't taste like coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, are you eating the wrong one? That would be hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. This doesn't taste like coffee.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah it does. I mean it doesn't. It's not an

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<v Speaker 4>overpowering flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but that's what I'm saying. It doesn't taste like.

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<v Speaker 4>Cof tastes like coffee ice cream?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>can by the way, I'm fiending, Well, you're done.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, dude, you're gonna make diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm gonna make canker.

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<v Speaker 4>Syrus only had one sip.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you didn't you ate it whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you want it?

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<v Speaker 3>I probably should slow down.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, but I mean, as long as you're making sores,

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<v Speaker 2>make sort someone drive me home.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, it doesn't taste like coffee. Oh my god, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was so good. I don't even care what the flavor was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just the fact that it was yogurt. I

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<v Speaker 3>would have preferred strawberry, banana mango is I can see

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<v Speaker 3>why people miss this coffee in the morning or midday

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<v Speaker 3>pick up.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you don't like No, it's not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not it's not coffee enough.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the ingredients is lemon juice concentrate.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a very sophisticated palate. I taste that also, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there it is.

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<v Speaker 3>You have the poops not yet, Oh my god. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like licking my fingers like it's.

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<v Speaker 1>A Do you have spears in your mouth?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how drugs work. Do you like your

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<v Speaker 3>fingers for cocaine?

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<v Speaker 1>You rub your fingers on your gums? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I know, I feel my my upper gum fels

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<v Speaker 3>weird already.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it come in that quick?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>But I but it's Oh, you just know psychomatic.

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<v Speaker 3>When people don't want to kiss me, it's because in

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<v Speaker 3>my head, I imagine I have canker saurs.

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<v Speaker 4>But the fact that you can feel it coming on.

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<v Speaker 3>I just know. You just know it's because I know

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<v Speaker 3>what when I got diagnosed in high school, I was

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<v Speaker 3>eating a lot of yogurt. In that sense, it's very nostalgic.

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<v Speaker 4>Ellie, you keep eating it, you must like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm also starving.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I get the poops, the healthy poops?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe this is maybe this might fix your problems, But I.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta be I don't know what probiotics do, if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>being completely honest.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's good bacteria for your stomach.

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<v Speaker 3>How's your gut flora?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh? When people talk about that, I just sit there

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<v Speaker 1>looking at it. Go you have no idea what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>They have no idea. That's like I understand what.

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<v Speaker 2>Microplastics are, and they're probably all in my stomach, but

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what a probiotic is.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, are you getting a canker sor now?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get I've never had a canker storre in

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<v Speaker 1>my life.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't kiss me