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Speaker 2: Mike, Oh wow, we're listening to the situation with Michael Brown,

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Speaker 2: and guess what. There are rules to engage with them.

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Speaker 2: You can leave a talkback by touching the little red microphone,

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Speaker 2: or use your phone to text Mike at three three

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Speaker 2: one oh three, or go to Michael says go here

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Speaker 2: dot com to see videos and other things at Dragon posts.

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Speaker 2: And here's Michael, Mike and Dragon. Thank you for listening

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Speaker 2: to my little stupid talk back. I know it's not

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Speaker 2: very exciting, but I just thought i'd throw one in there. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: you guys have a wonderful evening and it'll be fun

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Speaker 2: seeing you in the new Time slide at your new station.

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Speaker 3: Later. Well. Well, well, you have stumbled across the situation

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Speaker 3: featuring executive producer Dragon Redbeard and the so called talent

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Speaker 3: Michael Brown. Download the iHeart app to stream the show live,

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Speaker 3: or to listen to the weekday and Saturday podcasts. The

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Speaker 3: last hour on Fridays is for taxpayer relief shots. If

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Speaker 3: on the iHeart app while you are listening to eight

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Speaker 3: fifty KOA. You have thirty seconds to leave a talkback

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Speaker 3: message that will derail the show. Correct Michael, make us laugh,

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Speaker 3: or show your passive aggressive tendencies to send Michael a text.

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Speaker 3: Type Mike or Michael at the start of your text

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Speaker 3: and send it to three three one oh three. Finally,

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Speaker 3: go to Michael says go here dot com, where you

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Speaker 3: can follow Michael on social media, see the posts that

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Speaker 3: Dragon uploads, read Michael's biot, and even buy merget. Identify

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Speaker 3: yourself as a goober. Be sure to double click michael

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Speaker 3: great post on x by Forrest Mommy. She stated that

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Speaker 3: she never thought our red Dawn moment would be where

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Speaker 3: But here we are so the same people that are

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Speaker 3: Also voted for the Mayor of New York City who

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Speaker 3: wants to have wait for it, government run supermarkets. What

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Speaker 3: could possibly go wrong with that idea. If mrees are

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Speaker 3: good enough for people who are literally risking their lives

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Speaker 3: to fight for our country, then maybe we should replace

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Speaker 3: the snap ebt program with MREs and see how quickly

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Speaker 3: people want to start getting a job and earning money.

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Speaker 3: So interesting that after winning the New York City mayor race,

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Speaker 3: Mam Damie asked his supporters to start sending money so

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Speaker 3: he can get his transition team ready. The guy who's

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Speaker 3: handing out free everything is asking his supporters for more

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Speaker 4: Goober's this is your favorite Democrat, Chuck e Chi Schumer

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Speaker 4: and Freedom Bandido. We will reopen the government under two conditions.

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Speaker 4: One Trump reopens the border and two he resigns and

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Speaker 4: replaces himself with Zorhan the Magnanimous have fun until twenty

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Speaker 5: More than fair face, more than ding dong from Salt

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Speaker 5: Lakes Ay, here's your Thursday morning, no cackle, talk back.

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Speaker 6: To protect the goobers, and of course.

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Speaker 5: The silence.

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Speaker 7: That you so hate.

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Speaker 8: Have a good day, gentlemen, Michael, It's happened twice now,

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Speaker 8: so I'm pretty sure I heard correctly, you know, not

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Speaker 9: Hmm. So the wife's starting to question my masculinity. Apparently

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Speaker 9: I talk in my sleep. Could I get Michael to substitute?

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Speaker 9: Can you come with us to can you join us?

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Speaker 9: I don't need to explain this to my wife. I'm

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Speaker 10: Michael, I'm so glad we had this time together just

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Speaker 3: But my day starts at six a m.

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Speaker 11: And you'll no longer.

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Speaker 1: Be on.

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Speaker 3: Good Ridden's Mine.

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Speaker 10: It's been fun.

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Speaker 6: Goal lal Nehru says, sorry your hours have been cut, Michael,

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Speaker 6: but you'll have to be back on Colfax with your

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Speaker 6: sign we'll work for food, Michael, that mom, Donnie.

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Speaker 11: It's kind of an interesting speaker. And the only problem

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Speaker 11: I mean, I guess there's nothing wrong with that, but uh, yeah,

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Speaker 13: He said I'm a democratic socialist okay neat I bet

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Speaker 13: ninety five percent plus of the people who voted for

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Speaker 3: They have no idea of his background. He basically worked

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Speaker 3: Oh and also he hates billionaires except the ones who

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Speaker 6: Now that Michael's hours are cut, he'll be now yodling

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Speaker 14: Michael, since you're playing Mundami and his acceptance speech and

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Speaker 14: all those people yelling, it reminds me of the novel

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Speaker 14: nineteen eighty four where everyone's just yelling and screaming at

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Speaker 14: their moment of rage. They have no idea what they're

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Speaker 15: Zorin is telling us he thinks of Jalala nehru my God,

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Speaker 15: I'm surprised he didn't say Allah akbar instead of God

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Speaker 15: bless America, which he'll never say.

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Speaker 7: Geez.

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Speaker 15: In the immortal words of the Three Stooges, mam donni,

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Speaker 15: mam donni Baloni.

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Speaker 11: Michael, sounds like what you're describing with mam donni is

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Speaker 11: just communism, like all the great wonderful richness of communism

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Speaker 11: with your calories.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, communism liked Michael and Redbeard.

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Speaker 12: We couldn't have wrote a book that would have been

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Speaker 12: believable that said twenty five years after nine to eleven,

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Speaker 12: they would elect a democrat, communist, Muslim Islamic. I mean,

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Speaker 12: this is out of this is crazy, and you know,

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Speaker 7: Now, this is ridiculous, Mike.

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Speaker 2: There are days when I feel like stupid is winning.

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Speaker 9: Jah la la boom Dia will take your money away

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Speaker 9: because I'm in charge today.

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Speaker 5: Marxism is the way.

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Speaker 3: Jah la la boom da Ja la la boom da.

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Speaker 16: So Michael, you're moving to nine to twelve, five days

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Speaker 16: a week and ten to one on the sixth day,

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Speaker 16: more money because it's the big blow torch and you're

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Speaker 16: not really going to be getting home until two two

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Speaker 16: thirty in the afternoon, six days a week. Now, let

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Speaker 16: me get this right.

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Speaker 1: Your wife retired, so she has the house all alone

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Speaker 1: and a bigger checking account.

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Speaker 3: Haha.

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Speaker 16: Insert Napoleon Dynamite lucky.

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Speaker 7: Maybe you're spending so much time on him because he

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Speaker 7: sure as he'll sounds like the next Barack Obama.

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Speaker 15: Hey, Michael, I'm sure you've heard the phrase. If you

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Speaker 15: think medical healthcare is expensive, now wait till it's free.

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Speaker 3: Things. I didn't think i'd have to explain to my

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Speaker 3: gentlemen's clubs, and of course they said, what's the gentleman's club?

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Speaker 3: a gentleman's club. Not something I really wanted to explain,

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Michael and Dragon. I've come with a special

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Speaker 5: form of sadness today.

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Speaker 3: It's like losing a.

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Speaker 5: Family member or a friend, and that's we're losing the country,

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Speaker 5: and you see it around you and it's all because

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Speaker 5: we're just too stupid to survive, be ill educated, and

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Speaker 5: we don't have a history. You'll have a good day.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye.

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Speaker 10: Hey Michael. And that clip that you played of Bill

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Speaker 10: Gates talking, he said that they successfully lowered future emissions.

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Speaker 10: Am I misunderstanding this or is this more of the

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Speaker 10: kind of climate talk that I'm used to where they

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Speaker 10: keep throwing projections years out and just keep moving the goalpost.

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Speaker 10: Is he actually claiming that they did something that we

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Speaker 10: are not yet able to measure, because that would fit.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Michael. I guess you're gonna make me listen

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Speaker 5: to Glenn Beck in the morning. Well, I'll come away

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Speaker 5: with a different outlook on things. And Koe, they needed

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Speaker 5: you to save the day, keep them from going bankrupt.

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Speaker 5: I together, h we'll see it at the new time.

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Speaker 7: Maybe ten forty am who des Moines Iowa six hundred

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Speaker 7: am wmt seed Rapids, Iowa. Ten forty am woc Devenport, Iowa.

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Speaker 9: Drag's not going to go number two on the fourth floor.

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Speaker 11: Dragon, don't go.

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Speaker 3: Number two on any floor.

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Speaker 9: News Uh toilet, My god, Dragon, Such an animal