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Speaker 1: All right, kids, here we go with the Minnesota Goodbye.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting kind of excited about the Live Minnesota Goodbye

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Speaker 1: taping recording this Saturday. I'm gonna get here around eleven o'clock,

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Speaker 1: probably set up chairs, and I know Mike is going

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Speaker 1: is going to be here. Juanita is going to be here.

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Speaker 1: My friend Nate is not able to make it. He's

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Speaker 1: going to be at the Apple store, but his friend,

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Speaker 1: a teacher, is going to make it, and so many

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Speaker 2: I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: Let's start off with a rant from Juanita, who will

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Speaker 1: be here at the Minnesota Goodbye. Here comes Juanita's rant,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pushing the right buttons and wait for it.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hey, So this week's rand is about how fucking Patty

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Speaker 3: me and my husband have become. So we have a

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Speaker 3: Costco membership, so we use it once a month. I'm

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Speaker 3: music grabbing, you know, like all the toilet trees and

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Speaker 3: shit like that in Bolt when it comes down to

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Speaker 3: the toothpaste it's not like we don't have When we

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Speaker 3: get down to the last little bit of the toothpaste,

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Speaker 3: you could just easily grab a brand new toothpaste.

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Speaker 1: And open it up and just use it. But no,

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Speaker 1: this is how patty we've become.

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Speaker 3: So when it gets down to the last of the toothpaste,

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Speaker 3: it's almost like we're competing against each other to see

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Speaker 3: the next person has to grab the new one. But

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Speaker 3: now I think he's being more competitive than me, because

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Speaker 3: it's almost like this fucker is using a pair of

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Speaker 3: vice scripts to see to get the last and a

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Speaker 3: bit of the toothpaste out of the god damn too.

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Speaker 3: Now I know for a fact that I've left barely

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Speaker 3: just enough toothpaste where he could barely get enough toothpaste

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Speaker 3: new toothpaste, But he doesn't. I know for a fact

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Speaker 3: just enough toothpast out of the fucking tube to put

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Speaker 3: and he fucking refuses to get a new one and

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Speaker 3: open it. No, he squows just enough to put on

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Speaker 3: his fucking toothbrush and then he throws it away, but

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Speaker 3: he doesn't get a new one. God damn it. That

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Speaker 3: man pisses me. Well, that's my rent. I'll see you

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Speaker 1: Love you bye, love you back. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: squos is actually a word. I get squeezed it squoses, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I do the same thing. I'm very frugal about that.

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Speaker 1: If I can get just a fucking another squeeze out

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Speaker 1: of that toothpaste tube right now, I'm almost out, but

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Speaker 1: I am not throwing the tube away, even though I've

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Speaker 1: got a plethora of toothpaste tubes in a closet.

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Speaker 2: I even do one more because I want to get

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Speaker 2: cutting it, like cutting the tube with it sizzy, so

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Speaker 2: it's totally empty, you think, And then you cut it

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Speaker 2: and there's so much toothpaste inside the tube still, and

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Speaker 1: Google for me, If you will toothpaste tube squeezer because

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Speaker 1: there is a little something. They were giving them away

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Speaker 1: piece of plastic, yeah, with a slot in it.

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Speaker 2: You see it, yep, and then you just use that

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Speaker 1: Right, I use that. How much is one of those things?

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Speaker 1: Do you have any idea?

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Speaker 2: It looks like, well, a really nice one, super nice

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Speaker 1: This one looks like it should cost about a nickel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's for a pack of three. For a pack

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's still a lot because I've had those. I

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Speaker 1: Here is Danielle, She writes in Hello, favorite morning show crew,

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Speaker 1: imagine my excitement when you announced a live podcast on

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Speaker 1: a date that I'll be back in Minnesota visiting. I

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it was something like Wick. If it was

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Speaker 1: the Guthree and she does the Minnesota goodbye.

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Speaker 2: Great, Yeah, thanks, The Guthree is going to be a

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Speaker 2: good show. I know, Bob Cratchit.

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Speaker 1: You know Bob Cratchit, I do, I know.

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Speaker 2: I'm anyway.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this makes me sound ungrateful to my mom, trust me,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. But your show has been such a big

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Speaker 1: part of our life and helped me through so much

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Speaker 1: that it would be a cool opportunity, although knowing my luck,

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Speaker 1: I would probably freeze when meeting y'all, and Juanita would

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Speaker 1: be like, are you going to stand there with that

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Speaker 1: to Christmas Wish and the Spirit of the Live podcast.

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Speaker 1: And you said you needed email. So here's my sad

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Speaker 1: the live podcast ps, I know you have Christmas Wish

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Speaker 1: by during the show to say Hi, would that be

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Speaker 1: it's too busy, I understand, but it would be like

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Speaker 1: a consolation prize, and I'd bring donuts or something. Please

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Speaker 1: let me know absolutely. I'm going to text her back.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to write her back right now and tell her,

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Speaker 1: of course, don't bring us anything we don't we know.

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Speaker 2: Week Oh yeah, you were here for one of those.

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Speaker 4: Oh I brought one home too. Oh wow, look at you.

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Speaker 2: You really did it. I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 1: They were really good. We just don't I mean a

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Speaker 4: Time of year where we're eating so much like sweets. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: We had chicken meatballs in spaghetti last night for dinner

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Speaker 4: Wevont and I answered that question yesterday you bail?

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Speaker 1: my best two kids. I gave them each a puzzle box.

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Speaker 1: the one hundred dollars out of the puzzle box. I said,

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Speaker 1: did you do it? I know they broke it open.

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Speaker 2: That was your favorite gift that you've given? Is that puzzle?

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Speaker 1: No, it was just a reminder. My favorite gift I

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Speaker 4: Don't we do this every day?

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Speaker 2: Not dying.

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Speaker 2: And I will literally be going straight to the state

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Speaker 2: debate tournament. Baby. So yeah, but I would love to

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be there to hang out and talk afterwards.

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Speaker 4: I don't actually for a Saturday. I kept that wide open.

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Speaker 1: And that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye emails, Ryan

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Speaker 1: Show at kadiwb dot com