Speaker 1: Movies are back, The Doomsday Dud leaves my pants full
Speaker 1: of mud, the.
Speaker 2: Living embodiment of film likes AI.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Wolverine game looks bloody good mate.
Speaker 2: Oh of that and so much more here on news Dump.
Speaker 2: What on bag Dog?
Speaker 1: You prompted me, Yeah, British voice and then gave me Australian.
Speaker 2: That was on purpe material that was on purpose. I
Speaker 2: almost talked a little bit of Scottish in there for
Speaker 2: you too. It's all the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hey, good, nice jersey got on there.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jeff Bagwell, bagpipes.
Speaker 1: Love Bagwell, love Bagwell.
Speaker 2: I've seen this jersey a couple times, even at Macy's
Speaker 2: where I pick it up, flip it to the back
Speaker 2: and I say, easy, oh, get this shit out of
Speaker 2: my face.
Speaker 1: Gross.
Speaker 2: I would never be seen, would be caught dead in
Speaker 2: a Craigbegio jersey. But I have the throwback Astros pullover.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's nice, no buttons on it. If we had
Speaker 1: to come up with core concepts, core beliefs of this podcast,
Speaker 1: Anti Bigio, yeah that one of the main three or
Speaker 1: four anti best.
Speaker 2: I think that we formed this podcast on our love
Speaker 2: for Norm MacDonald and our hatred for Craig Begio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. There's another core value of the
Speaker 1: Macogoo podcast right there.
Speaker 2: Comment down below, tweet at us Instagram. Let's figure out
Speaker 2: a ten commandments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ten commandments, the ten core values of the Macogoo podcast.
Speaker 1: We just came up with two of them. Nor McDonald
Speaker 1: love Craig Bigio.
Speaker 2: Hey, ten goo macments. There you go.
Speaker 1: You really nailed that.
Speaker 2: I guess that'd be the third one. Sure, sure, Mac
Speaker 2: Over at the box office this upcoming weekend, we've got
Speaker 2: ourselves a little battle brewing, a little brew ha ha,
Speaker 2: a brew haha. We have a boo haha if you will,
Speaker 2: because we have two low budget horror movies that are
Speaker 2: cleaning up back rooms and obsession. Obsession isn't its fourth weekend,
Speaker 2: and while it has been rising over the last couple,
Speaker 2: let's not expect it to suddenly have a fifty million
Speaker 2: dollar weekend.
Speaker 1: No, I agree, but I did read go shortly before
Speaker 1: we hit the airwaves here that Obsession and back Rooms
Speaker 1: are both expected to beat Masters of the Universe in Britain,
Speaker 1: which is crazy.
Speaker 2: And you just did that British accent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oi oi, bloody hell.
Speaker 2: But it is looking like scary movie. You could call
Speaker 2: it Scary Movie six. I know the Waynes Brothers don't
Speaker 2: want to do that because they had nothing to do
Speaker 2: with three, four, and five, and Marlin hates those fucking movies.
Speaker 2: Didn't get paid for those, No, they were taken from.
Speaker 1: Them imminent domain. How'd they do that?
Speaker 2: Read a book?
Speaker 1: Alright, my bed.
Speaker 2: I believe as Zucker Brothers did three, and that's why
Speaker 2: it was still okay okay either way. It is looking
Speaker 2: like Scary Movie is gonna make about forty five to
Speaker 2: fifty million dollars in its opening weekend. It is not
Speaker 2: doing well with critics right now, twenty percent on roddy
Speaker 2: t's thirty five on Metacritic. But here's the thing. The
Speaker 2: audience that wants to see this movie doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I question if there is an audience for the movie. Ogu.
Speaker 1: You know how many people were actually gonna show out
Speaker 1: for Scary Movie six aka Scary Movie three.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of excited.
Speaker 1: Now, are you gonna see it in the theater?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You know how It's one of those things though,
Speaker 2: where like, now that it's right there in front of me,
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I'll see that.
Speaker 1: I like the Waynes brothers. Don't get me wrong, I
Speaker 1: just I don't think I've laughed at the scary movie
Speaker 1: probably since Scary Movie three.
Speaker 2: So Scary Movie two was their last one.
Speaker 1: That was the one with signs crop circles.
Speaker 2: Yes, no signs crops. That was Scary Movie three.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So that's what I'm thinking of.
Speaker 2: So I believe that Merrimax went to the Waynes brothers
Speaker 2: and the Wayne's brothers said Okay, we want to make
Speaker 2: more money for this, and they said, nah, it's ours.
Speaker 1: They say, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2: That's what Harvey Weinstein said. Yes, So scary movies up there. Also,
Speaker 2: you mentioned new to the theaters this weekend as Masters
Speaker 2: of the Universe doing okay with the critics, though seventy
Speaker 2: five on roddy te's fifty four on Meta projected to
Speaker 2: make about thirty to forty million. I'm not quite sure
Speaker 2: who the audience is though, because I've seen people say like,
Speaker 2: this isn't really for the people who loved it in
Speaker 2: the eighties.
Speaker 1: That's what I've seen, And if that's the case, who
Speaker 1: wants to see it? Yeah, it sounds like this movie
Speaker 1: unfortunately middled it. They tried to appease the critics, and
Speaker 1: in doing so, they're not pleasing the core values. The
Speaker 1: core values of Masters of the Universe, the couple, not
Speaker 1: the couple. The predominant online chatter has been like, this
Speaker 1: movie's not very good, but the critics don't hate it.
Speaker 2: Because when I see any trailer for this thor Ragnarok.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not getting that.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that they're trying to be thor Rack.
Speaker 1: No, but no, because I read the director whose name
Speaker 1: escapes me at the moment Travis Knight went out of
Speaker 1: his way to see and went out of his way.
Speaker 1: I thought he was a Transformers movie at some point,
Speaker 1: went out of his way to talk about how he
Speaker 1: was trying to not make the movie comedic and not
Speaker 1: make it like ironic, and maybe in doing so he
Speaker 1: left all.
Speaker 2: Of the trailers make me think that everyone is like satiring.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you can have Jared le doing
Speaker 1: Skeletor and not be have fun with it, you.
Speaker 2: Know, So I am Jared Letto. That's just my impression
Speaker 2: of Jared Letto. So the returning movies coming back this weekend. Also,
Speaker 2: by the way, I believe what is the other one?
Speaker 2: The Paul Rudd and Jonas Jonas one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which I want to see that. I do want
Speaker 1: to see that, but it's gonna finish in a distant
Speaker 1: six or seven.
Speaker 2: But I did see Roddy TZ one hundred reviews like
Speaker 2: eighty eight percent. Oh, I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: But the returning movies to the theater this weekend, really
Speaker 2: this is a huge thing because I saw that AMC
Speaker 2: had its highest theater attendance since twenty nineteen in May
Speaker 2: because of these movies, and that is backrooms. It is
Speaker 2: set up to possibly make another fifty million dollars in
Speaker 2: its sophomore weekend. It is already a twenty four's highest
Speaker 2: grossing domestic film of all time, and by the time
Speaker 2: this podcast comes out, it'll be over one hundred million domestic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's truly impressive. You know, I have talked to
Speaker 1: a couple of people that have seen the movie who
Speaker 1: an't very impressed. But all that aside, you know, quite
Speaker 1: the accomplishment for the studio, for the director. I also,
Speaker 1: which we should have noted maybe last week or the
Speaker 1: beginning of this week, Obsession by the way beat Manduin Grogu.
Speaker 1: Last week in seventeen hundred less theaters, which is insane
Speaker 1: to think about. So finished a distance second to backrooms,
Speaker 1: but had way less theaters like that. If you're talking
Speaker 1: bank for your buck, that's real. And between you and I,
Speaker 1: that's the one we want to see over backrooms and
Speaker 1: we will get So.
Speaker 2: I have already seen Obsession, and I'm pissed at you
Speaker 2: that you have not seen it yet because I crammed
Speaker 2: it last night and then as soon as I watched it,
Speaker 2: I immediately put on the new rock Star Breakdown. He
Speaker 2: did a great job of it.
Speaker 1: So you liked it that much that I loved it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So that's a tease for next week.
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about it today. I was so
Speaker 2: excited to talk about it today, and then Max said,
Speaker 2: let's talk about it next week and I said.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't have any time to see this movie.
Speaker 2: But having said that, fucking go see it. And people
Speaker 2: are This is the first movie since et to have
Speaker 2: a higher person on his box office in its second
Speaker 2: week and then again in its third week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's truly. You see it every so often, maybe
Speaker 1: a couple times a year, two, three, four, five, handful
Speaker 1: times a year. That the second week hits, but having
Speaker 1: the third week higher than the second week is banana.
Speaker 2: Amazing word of mouth and what so I personally like
Speaker 2: I just said, I love it. I recommend it, and
Speaker 2: my wife, who is not a horror person, she also
Speaker 2: loved it because like this, it only dips its toes
Speaker 2: in the horror genre. It's more just about the storytelling.
Speaker 2: And I forget who the actress is who plays the
Speaker 2: main character. She is unbelievable and she is gonna at
Speaker 2: the end of the year tip our cap right here,
Speaker 2: she is gonna win for charming my pants off.
Speaker 1: Oh all right? And newcomer is she knew?
Speaker 2: I'm assuming I think most of them are newcomers. I'm
Speaker 2: also going to nominate the second male lead for Future
Speaker 2: Clark Duke Award.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I like that, not Plomp. This has
Speaker 1: me even more excited for a movie I'm more excited
Speaker 1: for because of our excitement level for it, and it's
Speaker 1: still landing. And then Some for You has me excited.
Speaker 2: And then Mandalorian and Grogu has been pulled from Imax
Speaker 2: theaters because if it's disappointing second weekend in order to
Speaker 2: get he Man in there.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not gonna hit two hundred million domestic.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the worst Star Wars movie at the
Speaker 1: box office ever. We talked about that being a possibility
Speaker 1: and it becoming falling short of Solo. It's not even
Speaker 1: gonna get remotely close to.
Speaker 2: Solo because in order to make a huge amount of money,
Speaker 2: you not only need to get people to go and
Speaker 2: see your movie, you need to get people to go
Speaker 2: and see it multiple times.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And the way you do that is getting
Speaker 1: into the market of kids. The kids are gonna be
Speaker 1: the ones that want to see it over and over,
Speaker 1: which reminds me, have you shown your son? Okay, now
Speaker 1: I am intrigued. I mean, you make a good point
Speaker 1: that maybe it possibly is for kids, but I don't
Speaker 1: know because the kids weren't watching the Disney Plus show Oh.
Speaker 2: The Mandalorian and Grogu. Yeah, I don't think the kids
Speaker 2: are watching it. Also, well, I think the show was
Speaker 2: more adult orient that's what that movie is.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I don't think kids were watching
Speaker 1: the show, so you can't expect kids to be gassed
Speaker 1: up for this little Green guy, which also makes me
Speaker 1: think that the child eyes them up a little bit
Speaker 1: more because it was a new, first time audience for
Speaker 1: a lot of people.
Speaker 2: But I mean, I remember watching season two of The
Speaker 2: Mandalorian and Grogu with my two year old son and
Speaker 2: he pointed to the frog Lady and said, I want
Speaker 2: that toy. I want that action figure.
Speaker 1: Fucking frog Lady. I forgot about that bitch.
Speaker 2: So big weekend at the theaters, go see Obsession and
Speaker 2: backrooms are gonna see back Rooms soon too. News demp
Speaker 2: On our final trailer for super Girl, we see her
Speaker 2: getting her iconic Supergirl outfit from her cousin Clark, got
Speaker 2: a little more Lobo, a little more of Jason Momoa.
Speaker 2: I think they need to tread lightly on how much
Speaker 2: they use Lobo, and then finally we see more of
Speaker 2: her murder is vengeance after the poisoning of her dog.
Speaker 1: This trailer in particular piqued my interest because obviously she's
Speaker 1: a different character than Superman, but going out of the way.
Speaker 2: To tell you, oh, oh they're different.
Speaker 1: They're going out of here their way to tell you that, Like,
Speaker 1: she's a little more unhinged. So I hope we get
Speaker 1: a couple like really fun kills in this, Like I
Speaker 1: want her to kill people. Yeah, Superman's like not really
Speaker 1: killing people.
Speaker 2: I want murder. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I I'm pretty intrigued by this movie. I'm not
Speaker 1: expecting it to be my favorite movie ever. But if
Speaker 1: this can get to like the first wonder Woman levels
Speaker 1: and exceed that a little bit, I think we're in
Speaker 1: for a really good movie.
Speaker 2: I'm expecting a better finish.
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree, And it's gonna be probably inherently
Speaker 1: more fun than that movie too. So I'm fully expecting
Speaker 1: like a thirty six dog movie.
Speaker 2: HEREKU take it down a little bit.
Speaker 1: Fuck you.
Speaker 2: News Dope cut our first Luke first look, not luth
Speaker 2: at Lex Luthor's warsuit. It has been teased on social
Speaker 2: media for Man of Tomorrow. Also, we found out that
Speaker 2: the movie Man of Tomorrow the next Superman movie, not
Speaker 2: specifically just to Superman, but it is two years after Superman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which makes sense. You know, Luthor's probably found his
Speaker 1: way out of prison built back up. It does seem like,
Speaker 1: even though this shit has leaked, my understanding is that
Speaker 1: these two are gonna team up at some point in
Speaker 1: this movie. So well, what we're seeing release is probably
Speaker 1: first act type of stuff.
Speaker 2: News Damp Robert Pattinson on when The Batman two kept
Speaker 2: on getting delayed, he said.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was being distracted. I said my understanding, which
Speaker 1: made me think of the office scene where they're like, Michael,
Speaker 1: what made you think that? It was my understanding? Thank you,
Speaker 1: David Wallace. Robert Pattinson said, I'm like, well, I'll do
Speaker 1: another movie in between, and then I ended up doing
Speaker 1: a fucking a lot of movies. That was via GQ magazine.
Speaker 1: Love a good swear. I'm sorry I didn't do a
Speaker 1: Cockamaney accent there said Amaney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are all over the Brits today.
Speaker 1: Pattinson has been in a lot of fucking movies these
Speaker 1: last couple of years, just just in a holding pattern
Speaker 1: waiting for the Batman too.
Speaker 2: I also like the report. I think he did one
Speaker 2: of those magazines with Tom Holland and Matt Damon Playgirl.
Speaker 2: He did Playgirl. They are They all laid out on
Speaker 2: a giant, emptied out bear touch tips, so he was
Speaker 2: the only one. So when every actor was offered their
Speaker 2: role in the Odyssey, everyone immediately said yes to Christopher Nolan,
Speaker 2: and when they asked Pattinson, he said, yeah, let me
Speaker 2: see the script.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe if I have time.
Speaker 2: If I like the script, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: It is amazing that, like that should be the question
Speaker 1: that people ask. But Nolan's gotten to the point that
Speaker 1: he's even after Tenant, he's still bulletproof.
Speaker 2: So it's Nolan right now has a monopoly on whenever
Speaker 2: he wants to do a movie. Any actor that he
Speaker 2: wants in that movie because of some of the other
Speaker 2: slop that they have to be in, they'll immediately do it.
Speaker 1: It's him in Villaneuve, right, those are the two that
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: I would say Nolan over Villaneuve, and maybe after the
Speaker 2: Dune stuff is over, villa Neuve will be able to.
Speaker 1: I think no one. Yeah, in terms of, like, you know,
Speaker 1: what he's earned and what he's deserved. But I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say better then greater.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying better than. I'm saying like he gets
Speaker 2: immediate yeses, fair news damp Kevin Figy, well, I just
Speaker 2: skipped one. I'll jump back to whatever. Well whatever. Kevin
Speaker 2: Feige says that ant Man is more of an elder
Speaker 2: Statesman now dealing with other new characters and Avengers Doomsday.
Speaker 1: I saw this gu and it got me thinking. We
Speaker 1: saw Quantumnia and everything that he's gone through, from being
Speaker 1: the one that sort of you know, helped save the
Speaker 1: Avengers and Endgame and then dealing with Quantumania. This man's
Speaker 1: been through a fucking lot. Like outside of our main three,
Speaker 1: this guy's been through the most.
Speaker 2: Now, Hulk Helkes live in a cushy life. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to kill himself. Live in a cushy life, right, and
Speaker 2: he spit the.
Speaker 1: Bull I'd give you Loki. Loki would be the Natasha.
Speaker 2: No, he's dead hawk guy.
Speaker 1: He's deaf, deafish. So I like the idea, and this
Speaker 1: play is perfectly into Paul Rudd's best traits too. I
Speaker 1: like the idea of him being like over the hill,
Speaker 1: kind of like all right, can someone else please do this? Also,
Speaker 1: it'll be good for him.
Speaker 2: It's like that old joke if you can't do teach,
Speaker 2: and if you can't teach, teach Jim he feels like
Speaker 2: a gym teacher. Yes, yes, because he also he wasn't
Speaker 2: a great hero. He just kind of sure he fell
Speaker 2: into it.
Speaker 1: This role should suit him well in the movie.
Speaker 2: That's not a shot at Jim Teachers, by the way.
Speaker 2: That's from School of Rock. The iconic Mike White movie.
Speaker 1: I gotta see the sophomore or junior year in Jim
Speaker 1: once from Robert Fratto because I tried too hard. I
Speaker 1: was trying too hard in Jim.
Speaker 2: I think of that with you on this podcast sometimes
Speaker 2: too often, almost every problem like he's trying too hard, right,
Speaker 2: so hard, dope. The Russo Brothers teased a bit big
Speaker 2: surprise for Avengers Doomsday at SXSW London on June second.
Speaker 2: And what was that surprise? Mac?
Speaker 1: First of all, that is south by Southwest. I think
Speaker 1: that's easier to say than sx S.
Speaker 2: You should have changed the notes then because I didn't
Speaker 2: know what it was.
Speaker 1: Uh, these motherfuckers they know exactly what they're doing. We
Speaker 1: cannot be fucking eighteen years into your goddamn universe for
Speaker 1: you to tease this big surprise in it to be
Speaker 1: fucking like a doom coffee mugg or whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, whatever the fuck it actually was a
Speaker 1: Laverian flag fucking coffee mugg and Crowns. Get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here, Get out of my face with that.
Speaker 1: We have been waiting for two months for a doomsday trailer,
Speaker 1: which you showed at some fucking event in April and
Speaker 1: you still haven't given it to us. You're just you're
Speaker 1: just pulling my you're yanking my balls right now. My
Speaker 1: balls are in a vice script. Please give it to me.
Speaker 2: Mac was so excited about this, and he never wants
Speaker 2: to do extra work. He said that he wanted to
Speaker 2: do a surprise news dump with just this, specially when
Speaker 2: they announced a special one. And I'm like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: I'll I'm all about doing more content. Sure, and Mac
Speaker 2: wanted to do more, so I gave him a c
Speaker 2: but then I said, okay, let's see what it is.
Speaker 2: And it was a fucking bag of coffee. Incredible, It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I would love First of all, bags of coffee are
Speaker 1: very throwable of really nice thing. The throw too great.
Speaker 1: I would love to huck a bag of beans at
Speaker 1: these two fucks right now.
Speaker 2: So not ground up, full beans, full bean, full bean
Speaker 2: news damp. Tom Holland said he wants to repay the
Speaker 2: favor and have Spider Man up here in an MCU
Speaker 2: TV episode with the Punisher Let's say what rate it
Speaker 2: all version of Spider Man looks Mike the Empire Magazine.
Speaker 2: That's a good Tom, thank you.
Speaker 1: We know, as a matter of legality, here. This is
Speaker 1: never gonna happen. So he's never gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I want to be in twenty five episodes of The Punisher.
Speaker 2: That won't let me do my choice.
Speaker 1: If I had my choice, I'd be in.
Speaker 2: I went to the set every day for a month
Speaker 2: and they said, Tom, you stay on that sideline.
Speaker 1: Here's the question I do have. Yeah, Marvel Television, So
Speaker 1: if they do the one off like the Punisher thing,
Speaker 1: LL like.
Speaker 2: It isn't a TV show if it's especially I think
Speaker 2: if it's straight to streaming, it counts as that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's never we're never going to see him,
Speaker 1: then we're never.
Speaker 2: I don't think. So. Yeah, he's that OI. You see
Speaker 2: this fucking Wolverine PS five game trailer, Mac.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's has been a few years of the making.
Speaker 1: Here they tease this two three years ago, and I've
Speaker 1: been looking forward to this since.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking the other day I don't use
Speaker 2: my PS five anymore, maybe I should sell it. But
Speaker 2: then this came out almost a day later, all the
Speaker 2: way back in I'm so excited that I still have
Speaker 2: a PS five and I just can't have it. This
Speaker 2: is full of blood. When he gets blasted in the back.
Speaker 2: His uniform still sets, it's still all torn up, but
Speaker 2: his regenerative body forms back and it is blood all
Speaker 2: over the suit, but his body is okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like they spent an awful lot of
Speaker 1: time dedicated to when something happens to you, you see
Speaker 1: it and it stays there, which I really appreciate.
Speaker 2: This is not an open world. It is linear, which
Speaker 2: I'm okay with. I'm okay with that too, because sometimes
Speaker 2: when it's an open world, there's not as much focus
Speaker 2: on like let's get to this, this and this. It's more, hey,
Speaker 2: go explore.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I got lost playing the Spider Man games because
Speaker 1: that was pseudo open world. It was linear the story,
Speaker 1: but you didn't have to do it all right in
Speaker 1: a row because all I.
Speaker 2: Was doing I was web slinging and doing kickflips. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's all I wanted to do.
Speaker 1: So this game is set in that world that the
Speaker 1: Insomnia Spider Man is in.
Speaker 2: Spider Man's not going to appear at least not this
Speaker 2: first one, and Wolverine is the only playable character, but
Speaker 2: other characters will show up to either aid or be
Speaker 2: his friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which you know, I'm okay with we don't have
Speaker 1: any game like this yet. We haven't. They made a
Speaker 1: game for the Origins Wolverine movie and people like that
Speaker 1: because of a sweet game, the Claw Action. I never
Speaker 1: played it, so we've been dying for this. We've been
Speaker 1: wanting this for a while now. When we get to
Speaker 1: a second game, because obviously they always do second games,
Speaker 1: I want a little bit more of that, a little
Speaker 1: more open world, a little more maybe multi character type
Speaker 1: of thing. But it is interesting to note that in
Speaker 1: this universe, the Insomniac Spider Man universe, the Avengers exist,
Speaker 1: but the X Men don't.
Speaker 2: But we do see Gene Gray in this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wolverine's gonna be on some other X team. Jean
Speaker 1: Gray's in it, saber Tooths in it, There's a few
Speaker 1: other notable characters. So I think that's gonna piss a
Speaker 1: lot of people off. But ultimately, I don't really care
Speaker 1: about the story. I care about the gore.
Speaker 2: It's not like they're making us play as a shitty
Speaker 2: X Men and then Wolverine shows up and you're like,
Speaker 2: I want to be him. I want to be that guy,
Speaker 2: and they're like, no, you can't. You gotta be.
Speaker 1: Jubilee Jubilee was gonna be my fault.
Speaker 2: I was trying to think of someone a little bit worse.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, Jubilee's okay. But also, oh, we didn't
Speaker 2: talk about fucking that's ninety seven. Who's dumb. Oh shit,
Speaker 2: I'm forgot. They give us for X ninety seven last week.
Speaker 1: Oh, come in my face, Come lord. It's so good.
Speaker 1: It looks so good. It looks like they're building upon
Speaker 1: everything that we want them to build upon. They're not
Speaker 1: just doing some random shit, you know, the t's that
Speaker 1: we get left off with at the end of season one,
Speaker 1: with the time travel and Apocalypse. It looks awesome. It
Speaker 1: looks amazing. I'm so excited for.
Speaker 2: And the X Men. They're scattered across timelines and Apocalypse.
Speaker 2: I love this line. It made me laugh. He's like,
Speaker 2: looks like I'm going to the nineties. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: right there with the Apocalypse right way.
Speaker 1: I love and even if this is a two season arc,
Speaker 1: I love that they're gonna have to battle Apocalypse during
Speaker 1: different time frames and then come back together, probably in
Speaker 1: the nineties, to defeat them. And I know it's got
Speaker 1: It's got me hard goo, It's got me full show.
Speaker 2: Do you want to retcon your Diginal X Men ninety
Speaker 2: seven season one? Score?
Speaker 1: No, because what I talked about is hot where it's
Speaker 1: gonna lead, and it's leading exactly where I want. Season
Speaker 1: one served a purpose.
Speaker 2: I'm on the right side of history. I said forty
Speaker 2: What fuck you would I give it thirty eight or
Speaker 2: something like? That's some stupid number. So you're like, I
Speaker 2: fucking hate this show thirty eight hot dogs, whereas I
Speaker 2: am just off the trailer. It's gonna be a forty
Speaker 2: dog season.
Speaker 1: See. But now you've run into the issue. Goo. If
Speaker 1: season two is better than season one, you can't give
Speaker 1: it forty one hot dogs.
Speaker 2: It can be just a higher on the tier.
Speaker 1: Get it.
Speaker 2: I don't know how tears work, so I don't whatever.
Speaker 2: We haven't done that. We haven't done this. By the way,
Speaker 2: I was looking at the numbers the other day. I
Speaker 2: believe we have five hundred and fifty eight standalone like
Speaker 2: regular episodes. Then you add the I want to say,
Speaker 2: four hundred news dumps. Okay, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Great quts?
Speaker 2: What would be a great question? We're just out here
Speaker 2: having fun news dump about having fun? Ma He Score
Speaker 2: says he's got his little fingers dipped in that AI.
Speaker 2: He is partner. He's a partner and advisor for a
Speaker 2: generative AI startup. I forget what it's called, but he
Speaker 2: used that AI to storyboard his upcoming movie.
Speaker 1: You know who should not have any say, influence or
Speaker 1: involvement whatsoever with artificial intelligence. It's old white dudes who
Speaker 1: are probably pretty blind. You know that, today, yesterday, and
Speaker 1: every day since AI videos have been a thing. Marty
Speaker 1: Scorsese has fallen for AI videos. I don't want this
Speaker 1: fella touching anything with AI. Have an advisor, have someone
Speaker 1: that works under him that utilizes it, but please keep
Speaker 1: the olds away from the AI.
Speaker 2: My dad, at least once a week when I go
Speaker 2: to their house, we'll say, check out this video, and like,
Speaker 2: there's no way that someone caught on camera and Orca
Speaker 2: fighting a polar bear.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend had a too long, two day long argument
Speaker 1: with her father via text because he sent her a
Speaker 1: video of two ducks dancing synchronized dance and he's like,
Speaker 1: check this out, and she's like, Dad, that's clearly AI.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, it's not, no, no. They argued about
Speaker 1: it for two days. He's sending all sorts. She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't, he's He's. What they're stuck at is they
Speaker 1: don't understand that AI has circumfented CG, So they don't
Speaker 1: think someone can do a CGI version of those things,
Speaker 1: which may may may or may not be true. But
Speaker 1: they don't understand that AI has jumped that gap, that
Speaker 1: AI can do fucking anything, Like just.
Speaker 2: Go into every video assuming that it's fake, and then I,
Speaker 2: like us, assume every one of these podcasts they're all fake,
Speaker 2: these are all AI podcasts. But the thing with Scorsese
Speaker 2: is he is He's captain Cinema, He's captain film. He's
Speaker 2: captain the art of making a movie. Captain eyebrows, big
Speaker 2: thick eyebrows that Mac wants to non but the man
Speaker 2: that is championed making movies the right way AI.
Speaker 1: And that thus proves the point too, where like everything
Speaker 1: I just said, if Marty Scorsese at one hundred and
Speaker 1: seventeen years old, can utilize AI, it is useful. It
Speaker 1: has its place.
Speaker 2: So you're saying, so you're siding with AI. Who would
Speaker 2: I'm more saying that Mary's a bit of a hypocrite.
Speaker 1: Oh he one hundred per Yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, as long as we a great news Dump. Zack
Speaker 2: Snyder is set to write and direct a new adaptation
Speaker 2: of Escape from New York. This is via thhr And
Speaker 2: before you start yelling like a maniac, let's not forget
Speaker 2: that he has done some good remakes.
Speaker 1: His best movie is possibly a remake of Donna the Dead.
Speaker 2: So there we go, news Dump.
Speaker 1: Goodbye James Gunn I think it was yeah.
Speaker 2: He was one of the writers. No, I just news dumped.
Speaker 1: You keuncked on me too quick. I had another bag
Speaker 1: of beans left that I then threw Zack Snyder's head.
Speaker 1: I got one waiting for Ryan Johnson too.
Speaker 2: How dare you now if you got a new teaser
Speaker 2: for Coyote Vers act me, it's a parody of Avengers
Speaker 2: dooms Day. Remember when they were like Steve Rogers will return,
Speaker 2: Coyotie Verse actme? Did bugs Bunny will return?
Speaker 1: Baseline? Where does this movie need to be to not
Speaker 1: disappoint you?
Speaker 2: Just come out, Just just come out, just come out.
Speaker 2: I'm in.
Speaker 1: But all after all this kerfuffle, if it's dog shit,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be really disappointing.
Speaker 2: I will say so, like I explain, and I show
Speaker 2: my son. So many of the characters that I watched
Speaker 2: as a kid, and I'll see him get excited or
Speaker 2: he'll be like, oh, do they make new ones? Do
Speaker 2: they have toys for this whatever? And when I show
Speaker 2: him Looney Tune stuff, zero interest.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I loved Taz as a kid.
Speaker 2: That's the first one that I showed him. I showed
Speaker 2: him the first appearance of Taz and he's like, this
Speaker 2: doesn't seem like accurate to nature. I'm like, well, no,
Speaker 2: it's a cartoon. Yeah, he's a future zoologists, but sure. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he kind of liked Taz, but he wasn't over the
Speaker 2: moon over bugs Bunny.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 2: So you're saying I should show him some Daffy Duck,
Speaker 2: some porky pig, Speedy Gonzalez. Yeah, pull up the old
Speaker 2: Pepela pews and say hey, you can't do this no more? Uh?
Speaker 1: Does he like what am I looking? Does he like Muppets?
Speaker 2: He loved Muppets for a hot second, all about Muppet babies.
Speaker 2: I would then show him some Muppet stuff. Well, the
Speaker 2: new Muppet Babies. They don't sing that song he liked Animal, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's my dad's favorite. That's your dad. Oh, he's a rocker.
Speaker 2: Your dad's a rocker, like that movie with Rain Wilson.
Speaker 2: The rocker, I'm pretty sure is what it's called. He
Speaker 2: was a drummer. Sure, he lived in someone's basement.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate that rain Wilson never really found footing outside
Speaker 1: of the office.
Speaker 2: Having said that, I think he's doing okay.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's doing okay. It's it's somewhat similar to
Speaker 1: Nick Offerman never really found his footing outside of him.
Speaker 2: No, but nick Offerman has those niche roles like whenever
Speaker 2: someone needs a burly wilderness man, they let's call Nick Offerman.
Speaker 2: He'd also he does a lot of voice over work too.
Speaker 1: I mean, Rain Wilson, unfortunately, is just in that like
Speaker 1: Dwight reached Costanza levels. Record You're just gonna be seen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: combination of those two. You're just gonna be seen that
Speaker 1: way always and forever.
Speaker 2: So once again credit to Julia Louis Dreyfus. Yeah, Old
Speaker 2: Adventures of New Christine News Dump. And then finally we
Speaker 2: got a trailer for the movie. By any means, this
Speaker 2: will star Yahya abdul Mateen the second and Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 2: Mark Wahlberg is playing I forget the mobster's name. It's
Speaker 2: based off a true story, but it's a hit man
Speaker 2: who teams up with the FBI and they investigate murders
Speaker 2: of civil rights leaders in the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 1: I don't love that Wahlberg's in it, but Yaya has
Speaker 1: been in a lot.
Speaker 2: Yah Yeah, it's great And that's the reason why I
Speaker 2: put it in news dump. If this was just a
Speaker 2: Mark Wahlberg FBI movie, I'm all set. But this is that.
Speaker 2: And also Wahlberg, he transforms his look quite a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but did so. Did you see the trailer? No, his
Speaker 2: voice is not transformed. His voice is. At one point
Speaker 2: he shoots a cop and then Yah Yah is like,
Speaker 2: hey man, you shot a cop? And then Mark Wahlberg goes,
Speaker 2: are there any witnesses?
Speaker 1: Here's a good question for you. What was the last
Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg movie that you genuinely enjoyed?
Speaker 2: I mean, the other guys definitely pops out to twenty ten.
Speaker 2: Also the other guys I've watched a lot of who's
Speaker 2: the director for obsession? Oh? That comedy guy was a
Speaker 2: Curry Barker. Curry Barker. It might be so his favorite
Speaker 2: comedy of all time. The other guys.
Speaker 1: The other guy is just criminally underrated. It's probably I
Speaker 1: think it's in my rush more of Will Ferrell movies.
Speaker 1: I thought I was thinking about that the other day.
Speaker 1: You have step brothers, you have Anchorman. Then it gets
Speaker 1: dicey from there. I would have the other guys in
Speaker 1: the conversation after those two elves there.
Speaker 2: I'll talk more about Barker in the Obsession episode next week.
Speaker 2: I kind of like his comedy sketches. Have you seen them?
Speaker 1: I've seen a couple of really funny ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he also so they feel like at
Speaker 2: their best they're bad. I think you should leave sketches
Speaker 2: and it's more extreme.
Speaker 1: There's more. There's plenty more misses, but the funny stuff
Speaker 1: is pretty funny. Let me quit give you a quick
Speaker 1: wallberg rundown. I liked Ted. Let's let's go back to
Speaker 1: twenty ten and do everything after.
Speaker 2: He's an executive producer on Ballers.
Speaker 1: So twenty ten, we had the other guys in the fighter.
Speaker 1: Ted is twenty twelve. Then you know what I liked
Speaker 1: Loan Survivor. Actually that was twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: That might be the last one.
Speaker 1: Two Guns was underwhelming.
Speaker 2: Pain and Gain was underwell, a Matrio stay that's based
Speaker 2: off a true story, and he's real.
Speaker 1: Transformers Age of Extinction was not good. The Entourage movie
Speaker 1: he was in, Ted two was okay, Daddy saw him
Speaker 1: not very good.
Speaker 2: They made two of those though, so then yeah, so
Speaker 2: then he.
Speaker 1: Went on this Run to Deep Water Horizon, Patriots Day,
Speaker 1: Transformers The Last Night not good. So it's been thirteen
Speaker 1: years since we've gotten a good Wallberg movie.
Speaker 2: Jay made a second Family Plan.
Speaker 1: Uncharted was okay. He's made a lot of stuff that's
Speaker 1: not terrible, but it's not good.
Speaker 2: It was down checks out at the top of next week,
Speaker 2: we are gonna do Obsession. You better fucking see Obsession.
Speaker 1: You piece by next week.
Speaker 2: By next week, go and see it this afternoon.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I might I fuck it. I love
Speaker 1: the movie. I'm hoping to see it in an hour
Speaker 1: and thirty minutes in the watertime.
Speaker 2: It stars Squirmy Wormy, not Clark Duke.
Speaker 1: The issue is I gotta get ready for work in
Speaker 1: between now and then, and if I'm not, I can't
Speaker 1: go see the movie.
Speaker 2: I appreciate the lead actress so much. The other actress
Speaker 2: also good in it. Also, the second lead is his
Speaker 2: buddy from those comedy videos I did. I did recognize that,
Speaker 2: which I also didn't love because I don't love him
Speaker 2: in the comedy videos. So then when he pops up there,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I already don't like this guy. Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that a me issue? Bo me issue? Possibly it's
Speaker 2: a problem with me.
Speaker 1: Here's a question I have for you. Is Obsession your
Speaker 1: favorite movie on the year?
Speaker 2: So yes, But also I've been underwhelmed, yeah, by what
Speaker 2: we've gotten so far. I mean Project Hail Mary was number.
Speaker 1: One, Okay, so it unseats that I think I had
Speaker 1: a Hail Mary like thirty five hot Dogs.
Speaker 2: But here's a little something for you too, is that
Speaker 2: by the time we talk about Obsession next week, I
Speaker 2: might have already seen Scary Movie. So let's see if
Speaker 2: it holds out.
Speaker 1: I have Project Hill Mary thirty six, the Bone Tuble
Speaker 1: at thirty five. So those are the two top contenders
Speaker 1: on the year so far, and I'm expecting this to
Speaker 1: come in above those based on what you're telling me.
Speaker 2: Also, not to waste more time, but Scary Movie did
Speaker 2: come back at the perfect time of now. There's so
Speaker 2: many horror movies that they're ready to probably make another
Speaker 2: one in two years with these new movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I don't think the appetites there for it.
Speaker 2: If it makes a hundred million, they're gonna make another one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I think it is because it's old school comedy.
Speaker 2: They don't care who they offend.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be like, oh, you're wearing a mask.
Speaker 2: It's COVID.
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny?
Speaker 2: You've already seen the movie. It is dep