1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: I believe right now, I had our comedian Joe Coy. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 1: I can't hear you there, you are there, it is okay, 3 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Joe Coy almost a year to the day 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,280 Speaker 1: we had you in last Yeah. Yeah, you can't get 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 1: enough DC. No, I can't. So tonight capital One Hall, 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: which is crazy sold out, by the way to hold 7 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: sold out, like right when we put it on sale. Yeah, dude, 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: it was insane we're talking about because last year at 9 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: Capitol One Arena, I was there. 10 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 2: I celeby my grandma's I'm sorry. I was there for 11 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 2: my grandma. 12 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,879 Speaker 1: You know this is a lie. And to do that 13 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 1: with your grandma's maid. 14 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 3: Than you, and I think you know that. 15 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 2: I put you on my Instagram timeline. 16 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:52,560 Speaker 1: You're a static post Instagram. I mean that is she 17 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: doesn't post us. Yeah, no way, yeah, okay, I take 18 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 1: it all back. 19 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 2: I actually trying to get John photoshopped out of the 20 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 2: picture from jingle Ball Wow, because I like the picture 21 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 2: of me so much. But I just don't think John 22 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 2: deserves you on the timeline yet. 23 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 1: Okay, wow, wait, so I'm on yours, but John's not 24 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: really not. I was gonna cry, She'll well sauce is 25 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: a bit where she'll post something for their birthday and 26 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: then hide the post later on. So it's like hoping 27 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: you don't realize it. You said, I always take you 28 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:29,040 Speaker 1: back a weekend. It's like so crazy crazy. There's like 29 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: a time limit for you, John, there is legitimately and 30 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: I'm legit there for twelve months. Well, and here's the 31 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 1: other thing. This weekend, I'm got your girl with me 32 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: more no big deal. Meet her parents this weekend inig deal. 33 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And Shelby is worried that her 34 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: parents won't like her, And I said, I. 35 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 2: Don't like me enough, like I think that I'm a 36 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 2: little bit more likable sometimes. 37 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: No, you are very likable. 38 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, And there's nothing. 39 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 2: It's just that I do think that I just I 40 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 2: like to be the favorite of everything because I love you. 41 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: That's very sweet. 42 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 43 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: I love the fact that you've admitted that you like 44 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 1: to be the favorite. 45 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,679 Speaker 2: Because, like I just I think that I have a 46 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 2: little more quality in some areas. 47 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: Holy man, you're really digging in. Here's the problem, like 48 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 1: the most indirect aime, Yeah, digs, I love you well. 49 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: Shelby is the oldest and then her younger brother is 50 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: eight years younger, so she was the only for a while. 51 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 1: And then you have two sisters. Where do you fall 52 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: in line? Joking? I'm the baby? Okay, yeah, were you 53 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: treated like the baby? Like do they? Yeah? I got 54 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: away with everything? Okay, only boy? Then too? Only No? No, 55 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: I have a brother okay, but he's so old like yeah, yeah, 56 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 1: he's like an uncle. Oh god, yeah, he's eight years 57 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: older than me. Yeah, so you get Yeah, I have 58 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 1: the oldest daughter syndrome. I have to keep everyone together 59 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: and carry the family. That's a Gemini, which is part 60 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: of the problem. So there's two of them. I'm also 61 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:02,519 Speaker 1: a germanid This is crazy. Look at that astatic post. 62 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 3: What day's your birthday? 63 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: Jude? What second? Okay? Four every year? Second? 64 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 2: John also danting a Gemini, And I was like, I 65 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 2: think this is why I like, we just vibe so well. 66 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: I don't have any sisters, show friend, but I have 67 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: as Shelby And that's basically the same point. O. 68 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 2: Your girlfriend is so great. And then he actually a 69 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,839 Speaker 2: mix today on air that he's in love. 70 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: I did, oh, you've never done that before I got 71 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,359 Speaker 1: to her. It's never to these idiots. 72 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,640 Speaker 3: And then I almost cried on. I was so happy 73 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 3: for you. 74 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 2: Like I wasn't talking about it. I'm just I'm doing 75 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 2: ze later and I was talking about it. 76 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: I was like, I do I remind you we're here 77 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: to talk to Joey, not talking about Sorry. I was 78 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: just so happy for I love it though the outside 79 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: listening to this conversation, it's like listening to a podcast, 80 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: but different. I'm excited to the show tonight Capitol and Hall. Well, 81 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: that was funny about the show at Capital and Arena. 82 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: Obviously watched the specials. Yeah, but I think what's cool 83 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: about you Joe Koy a lot of things, But each 84 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: show it doesn't feel like it's cutting paste for the city. 85 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: It's like very much like if you're at the Capitol 86 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:02,119 Speaker 1: one show last year. The video of you, you guys 87 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: sound like interpreter in the show, And I didn't know 88 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: how to I can't stay on the air, but I 89 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: learned how to do certain acts. Yeah, because when Joe 90 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: realized and then that guy, I mean he was doing 91 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: two hands a towel. Yeah, I felt very self con 92 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: learned some things. 93 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 3: He's been doing it ever since. Weekly that was. 94 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 1: That was a crazy moment, by the way, Yeah, I'm 95 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: sure I had no idea. Yeah that was going on. 96 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: But it's funny because I feel like, again sometimes you 97 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: see comedy and it again it feels very like you 98 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: have to read your lines. You gainly have fun on. 99 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: I've never seen a comedian have as much fun with 100 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: the audience or with everything as you. I have to, though, yeah, 101 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,559 Speaker 1: because I want to be able to say, well, one, 102 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: I don't want you to leave going oh he did 103 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: that on Netflix. Sure. Oh so I make sure that 104 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: I don't do any of those jokes. Sure. So that's 105 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: a lot of pressure. Yeah. And then two it's like, yeah, 106 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 1: I want them to leave and go oh yeah that's 107 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 1: a DC reference. Hell, yes, yeah he didn't do that. 108 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: The best my favorite line was at one point, Joe goes, 109 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: I'm so talented you you Also, what did I say 110 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,599 Speaker 1: after that, John, I'm funny, I'm happy to be here. Yeah, 111 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 1: well okay, no, no, but I but I also said, 112 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: like when I complimented myself, I go, don't everyone should 113 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 1: do what I just did? Yeah, I go, don't don't 114 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: wait for someone to compliment you. You'll find yourself waiting a 115 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: long time your self. Props and speaking of props to 116 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: the Chinese theater. Your hands, especially now in concrete, How 117 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 1: crazy was that? Did you prepare your hands for the placement? 118 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: Did you like manicure, moisturize anything, So it's like that's forever. 119 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 1: I kept it very callous. Yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, nothing, 120 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: just right right there, gonna go. Yeah, my shoes I 121 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,559 Speaker 1: got a half size bigger, just just to just people 122 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,360 Speaker 1: the Yeah. I mean that's one of those things that 123 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: you plan going back and check in to make sure 124 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 1: it's not bird pooper and it's like, what an honor? Yeah, 125 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 1: it was crazy. Yeah, bet dude, did you know what? 126 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: I still haven't posted who came and did the my speeches? 127 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: That was crazy? Tell us who, I'll tell you right 128 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 1: now please. Martin Lawrence was there. I mean I have 129 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 1: a deal with Martin Lawrence, Like we have a development 130 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: deal together. Amazing we we it's crazy even to say that, 131 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: like we go to lunch together. That's that's pretty legend. 132 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: That's even crazy. Yeah, that's a legend. Yeah. And then 133 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 1: you know a taboo from the Black Eyed Peace spoke. 134 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattis spoke, all right, Lannie Morris from Boys to Men, 135 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 1: So come on, baby face spoke dude, it was crazy. Man, 136 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 1: that's pretty excited. Do you have a group from Backstreet 137 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: Boys there? Please? Should I get another static post? Maybe today? 138 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 1: Maybe today? Yeah, you've been doing comedy for me. You're 139 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: one of the biggest in the game for a while. 140 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: You bring your son tour with you, which is pretty cool. 141 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,280 Speaker 1: Do you who he was on tour with you back 142 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: when it was back in the cars and doing like 143 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: bad clubs. He gets to see like the Pinnacole, you know, 144 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 1: big arena, everything's top notch. Do you wish you had 145 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: to see? Like, hey, it wasn't always this way. You know. 146 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: I want to cry whenever someone brings that up, because 147 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 1: there were a lot of times where I was so 148 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:12,000 Speaker 1: mad at myself. I felt like I was a selfish 149 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: dad because you know, there was times where I took 150 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 1: gigs on birthdays. Sure, and when you have a kid, 151 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 1: you're just like, oh, next year, I'll make up. Yeah, 152 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 1: but you're like, no, dude, you just missed eight Yeah. Sure. 153 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,120 Speaker 1: And I used to hate myself man, And then when 154 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: he graduated high school he came on the road with me. Yeah. 155 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,360 Speaker 1: It went from summer job to full time Jez and 156 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 1: then it went from like, oh this is what my 157 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: dad did. Yeah, so he got to like answer all 158 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: his questions in his head when he was a kid 159 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: by just going on tour with me, Like, oh my 160 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: dad's chasing a dream. Oh my dad's given me a 161 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: good life. Yeah. Yeah, thank god, because there was times 162 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: where I was like, I'm gonna lose a relationship with 163 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: my son because of this. Sure, I'm sure a lot 164 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,560 Speaker 1: of parents feel that way where you have to make 165 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 1: that sacrifice. But you're lucky that he gets to see 166 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: it pretty black a wife paid off. Yeah, and now 167 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: we've seen in the world like five times. Yeah, Like 168 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: that's that's the crazy part. DC twice in the year. 169 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: What what doesn't he do your merch? It doesn't we 170 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,680 Speaker 1: just handled like he just we went to eat last 171 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 1: night and he was handling my merch for SOFI. I'm 172 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,239 Speaker 1: not doing that because of a humble, bracky He sold 173 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: fifty tickets at sixty It's crazy. It's sixty. I mean 174 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,120 Speaker 1: that's the first comedy show at SOFI. Is not first 175 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,719 Speaker 1: comedy show every year, So no big deal super Bowl 176 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,920 Speaker 1: was there. It was two years ago something like that. 177 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 1: That's that's next level and it's sold out. Yeah, it's nuts. Man, 178 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:42,439 Speaker 1: when you do a show that big and that's such 179 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,560 Speaker 1: a career moment, do you do extra steps to make 180 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 1: sure you stay present and like remember like the ride 181 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: to the venue and like make notes that I am yeah, 182 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: I am yeah, I mean I have to yeah, of course. Yeah, 183 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 1: it's it's it's a crazy moment. You know. The stage alone, 184 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 1: the production of that is nuts. It's the size of 185 00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:03,199 Speaker 1: the into so that's crazy. Yeah, so like everything is 186 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: like on steroids now. But she's like, oh, we got 187 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 1: to get you know, like right now. You know when 188 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 1: when I go into a venue, like when I go 189 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,439 Speaker 1: to Capitol One Arena, yeah, I four wallet right, so 190 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 1: it's like I have to buy more speakers, buy imas, 191 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 1: I have to buy more mikes. Of course, this is 192 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 1: a stadium, like it's on steroids. It's Taylor's played there. 193 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 1: That Yeah, it's crazy. That's crazy. It's like not five speakers, 194 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 1: it's yeah, three hundred speakers. It's like it's it's just 195 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: like on steroids now. It's it's nuts. I do appreciate again, 196 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,440 Speaker 1: your show's the production value is it's really good. So 197 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,520 Speaker 1: because I do think sometimes the danger of like bigger 198 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,719 Speaker 1: venue shows is if you're not in the front. Rud. 199 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 1: Maybe you think you messed out, but your show, it's like 200 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,200 Speaker 1: there's not a bad seat in the house because you 201 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: put the time into making sure everybody has a great experience. Bro, 202 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,079 Speaker 1: thank you for saying that, Dave, is that crazy You 203 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:56,160 Speaker 1: even mentioned that And she's just talking about production costs yesterday. Well, 204 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 1: Shelby can't take a shoot and go. But I was. 205 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 2: I even you just saying that now, and I was like, oh, 206 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,000 Speaker 2: so everyone, no matter where you're sitting, will get the 207 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 2: same kind of seating, Like you won't feel like you're 208 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 2: missing out for not being able to afford maybe a 209 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,679 Speaker 2: better seat or something. 210 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, which is awesome. 211 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 1: So you got to give them. You have to give 212 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: them something more. Man, you can't let them leave. They're going, 213 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,440 Speaker 1: oh wow, that was just like a big comedy club. 214 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 1: Yeah right, It's like, no, you can't. It's like they're 215 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 1: sitting in the three hundred sections. Yeah, it's like they 216 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: got to be able to see everything well in comedy, 217 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,440 Speaker 1: such an escape. We were talking to Matt Rife on 218 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,600 Speaker 1: the show last week about why DC's people don't realize 219 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: how big it is for comedy. I mean, and he 220 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: did delirious here Chappelle's and specials here do you think 221 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,320 Speaker 1: is my dream? You know that was my dream? Gig right, 222 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaker 1: playing playing the dar Yeah? Oh really? And you know 223 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,880 Speaker 1: they built seats where he walked out, So they actually 224 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 1: put seats where he actually walked out for his HBO special. 225 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,120 Speaker 1: And right before I went on stage, I go, where's 226 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,480 Speaker 1: that door? I need to walk through the Oh there 227 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 1: are seats in front of I go, I'm not walking 228 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,080 Speaker 1: out till you moved those seats. So I asked everybody 229 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,840 Speaker 1: to get up and move and I had to walk 230 00:10:55,840 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: through that door. That boost that video one thousand. By 231 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,760 Speaker 1: the way, I took that Rife on the road, like first, 232 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 1: Oh really nice, that's great. I'm the first one I'm 233 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,560 Speaker 1: putting that out there, no big deal. Yeah yeah, yeah 234 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: when he was like eighteen, Like yeah, I took him 235 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,160 Speaker 1: on the road for like a year and a half 236 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,160 Speaker 1: or so. Yeah. Well, do you think there's something to 237 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,679 Speaker 1: DC being good for comedy because people are so stressed 238 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,840 Speaker 1: here with politics and I also going on like they 239 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,959 Speaker 1: need the escape, and that's why comedy doesn't so well. 240 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,200 Speaker 1: By the way, these are prescriptions, so I don't want 241 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 1: you to think I'm doing something a rock star Stu legit, 242 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,040 Speaker 1: I take them off. I can't see either one of you. 243 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,000 Speaker 1: You can't become pixelated that. We don't need that our cameras. 244 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:38,439 Speaker 1: It's fine, yeah yeah, but uh, this is a comedy town. Yeah. 245 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, when when I first started 246 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,720 Speaker 1: doing stand up, like do like, I was a regular 247 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Speaker 1: improv act and I was doing an improv every week. 248 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 1: When I get my year schedule, I always knew DC 249 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,960 Speaker 1: I didn't have to do radio. Sure, I don't. No, 250 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I appreciate you. I know 251 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,719 Speaker 1: you have to be here actually because the show is 252 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,640 Speaker 1: sold out. Man, the show come in. Yeah, the show 253 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,040 Speaker 1: sold out. Like, but I love you, appreciate you, dude. 254 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I love you. 255 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:04,960 Speaker 3: Thank you. 256 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: I'm being serious too, like like I like, this is 257 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: the perk to my job. This is the only time 258 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 1: where I can officially say I'm working. Sure, and I 259 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,240 Speaker 1: don't feel that Like I like coming in here and 260 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 1: just you know what I mean, it brings life to 261 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,600 Speaker 1: my soul. Well, you're just waking up in a hotel 262 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 1: room like I'm boom, I'm having fun and bantering. Well 263 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,680 Speaker 1: we had you, and last time I was like what's 264 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:32,760 Speaker 1: Joko like in persons A he's as like gracious and 265 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 1: like happy to be here as he comes across anywhere else, 266 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 1: which is a very rare thing. Thank you. Yeah. And 267 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,080 Speaker 1: then it was funny we're texting last night, No big 268 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,520 Speaker 1: deal again the address. He goes, Hey, there's gonna be traffic. 269 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: Nerd for doing that whole thing. 270 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 2: The traffic at ten pms be different than John lives in. 271 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I live far away. That's so funny. But but 272 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,560 Speaker 1: literally John texts me right when I land, by the way, 273 00:12:57,679 --> 00:13:01,680 Speaker 1: whole day of travel after just traveling in Canada last week, 274 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,320 Speaker 1: which was not fun by the way, that was like 275 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,360 Speaker 1: just getting to those cities was incredible. Sure, long story short, 276 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 1: He's like, hey, man, just come in. Yeah, you know 277 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,800 Speaker 1: what I mean? Quick stop? And I'm like, you know what, yeah, 278 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 1: quick stay. How far is it from Tyson though, bro, 279 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,679 Speaker 1: because you're in DC, bro. So he goes ten minutes Yeah, 280 00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 1: ten minutes. But he didn't say ten minutes before or 281 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,839 Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. Yeah, well listen during 282 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 1: rush hour. I wasn't gonna tell the truth him like, 283 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,720 Speaker 1: that's a long drive. 284 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 3: I like. 285 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 1: Going to be this and then my landshell, he guess what. 286 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:43,680 Speaker 1: He says, Hey, come to my restaurant, man, social, let's eat. Yeah, 287 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I I'm tired. And he goes like this, 288 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:50,439 Speaker 1: Uh whatever, dude, that's not all said. That's exactly what 289 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 1: I found. How to read text? I said, JOKOI where 290 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: a mom, pop shop or hide social inclinent me a 291 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,200 Speaker 1: live He came out big star. He goes, nah, yeah, 292 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:03,439 Speaker 1: he said, no, sir. 293 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,199 Speaker 3: I saw THEE when you're texting. 294 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 1: It my text with the green. After that he did 295 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 1: the three dots of the ellipses, you know what I mean. 296 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:14,560 Speaker 1: So there's a nice little pause. Ah. I said it's fine. Yeah, 297 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 1: it really wasn't fine. And then and then and then 298 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 1: just radio silent. Yeah yeah yeah, and then and now 299 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: here we are. And then he guilt me. He guilt 300 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:26,720 Speaker 1: me silently to go, go, hey, man, how about tomorrow. 301 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,160 Speaker 1: I'm just say, if you're hungry and place, we have 302 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,840 Speaker 1: Wiener towers, which are fantastic. 303 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,120 Speaker 3: Yeah. 304 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,640 Speaker 1: By the way, that was the selling point for me. Yeah, bro, 305 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:37,000 Speaker 1: I have a glizzy tower. Yes, that's always set to 306 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:41,160 Speaker 1: socials fantastic. Yeah, Joe, You've been a nice restaurant and 307 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:45,960 Speaker 1: they have like the seafood tower. Imagine that French fries. 308 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 1: Is it all kinds of different hot dogs? It's just 309 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: one kind different connoments. Yeah. Yeah, we can do like 310 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,680 Speaker 1: a hook and you can just make believe it's something 311 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,240 Speaker 1: whoever you want. 312 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,280 Speaker 2: I like to order it for myself and bring a 313 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 2: big purse and then I have purse hot dogs from 314 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 2: when I go out hot Yes I do. I have 315 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 2: a video of you actually. 316 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,080 Speaker 1: Still have touched in the bar sauceage tab has not 317 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:05,560 Speaker 1: been paid, and. 318 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,680 Speaker 2: Have my cowboy hat on a shelf. I went in 319 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 2: there a few weeks ago. I was like, where is it? 320 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,480 Speaker 2: And then you went in the back. 321 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, back out, Shelby. Don't pay for anything, Yes, she doesn't. 322 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,360 Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. Don't pay for a girl. 323 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 3: Like what am I? 324 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: No? No, no, he owes you Yeah yeah, Joe, Shelby's obviously okay. Yeah, 325 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,600 Speaker 1: happy birthday grandma? Yeah yeah, real quick, while we're here. 326 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 1: I know you're a music guy. We do a game 327 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: on the show where I play the Nintendo like sixty 328 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 1: four versions of popular songs. I love it, and you 329 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,720 Speaker 1: have to guess what the actual song is if you 330 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 1: on play for a little bit. I'm telling us I'm 331 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,880 Speaker 1: gonna play you first and tenda version of a song 332 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,400 Speaker 1: popular song. You tell us what you think the actual 333 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 1: song is. This is good. Here we got here's the 334 00:15:49,040 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: first one joke on a classic yea in my sixties. 335 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,840 Speaker 1: Why do I know this? I don't know that the 336 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,880 Speaker 1: time one of the greatest love songs of all time. 337 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,440 Speaker 1: You definitely know it. 338 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,239 Speaker 3: Brother John's in love with this song. 339 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:31,400 Speaker 1: The California so the band stay. Yeah, yeah, I promise 340 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:35,520 Speaker 1: you know it, John, I think, dude, I can't. It 341 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: is I can't. For some reason, I know this song 342 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:44,920 Speaker 1: and I don't know it. Oh guess what, I don't 343 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,960 Speaker 1: know this really? Okays feel so bad. Let's try Let's 344 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 1: try this one. How about this song? Oh that's easy, 345 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 1: stop it taking the jacket off. It's getting real right now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 346 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,480 Speaker 1: I know it. This is next episode right by d 347 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,639 Speaker 1: like it got something to say. Wait, that was just 348 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 1: warm ups? What did you even play them? That was 349 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 1: Nintendo version. It's like the whole school like they put 350 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,159 Speaker 1: their Nintendo filters. Okay, let's do another one. This is 351 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:25,119 Speaker 1: let's just so fun. Yeah, that's three boys. Yeah. The 352 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:29,800 Speaker 1: greatest songs of all time behave and I let's I'll 353 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 1: get you some Let's give you some hearts A great song. 354 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,639 Speaker 1: By the way, have you guys been to the Sphere? No, 355 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,920 Speaker 1: it's sick, it's beyond. You're supposed to get one in 356 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 1: DC apparently. Let me know when you guys go to 357 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:41,560 Speaker 1: the Spear, I'll go with you. Oh hell yeah? How 358 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,160 Speaker 1: am I see Wizard of Oz there? Because they dropped 359 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,440 Speaker 1: the apples from like the ceiling that's supposed to be 360 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,120 Speaker 1: like the cool thing. 361 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 2: Don't give me that this for six months and I'm like, 362 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,200 Speaker 2: you don't want to see anything else? Yeah? 363 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can watch the Wizards anywhere. 364 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 1: Last time we were here, I thought we're gonna bind 365 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,480 Speaker 1: because I was talking about how like taking baths and 366 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,960 Speaker 1: you gave me a look that I was like, maybe 367 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said that. Oh that's right, you do 368 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: you the bath bomb bath not a grown man. Okay, 369 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,480 Speaker 1: even hotel you're not supposed to. No, that's the worst. 370 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:14,960 Speaker 1: It's fine. I don't know what. That's a thousand butts random. 371 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,440 Speaker 2: But because we'll be like somewhere and he'll be like, 372 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,000 Speaker 2: I'm gonna go take a bath, I'm like, why are 373 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:19,720 Speaker 2: you admitting that? 374 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,400 Speaker 1: Person? I've never said to you, I'm gonna get a bath. 375 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,520 Speaker 2: Yes you have, I'm sure I have text my phone 376 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 2: like ew, I would certainly ever text that. 377 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 3: So you like solbur in the baths? 378 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,480 Speaker 1: That's that is kind of creepy. Okay, are you being 379 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 1: serious though? Like, let's get this out. Do you ever 380 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: go to a restaurant and you silverware that's spend like 381 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,520 Speaker 1: a million mouths not high social course, but other places? Yeah? Yeah, similar, 382 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,679 Speaker 1: similar thing. You're naked, not high social though. You use 383 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,880 Speaker 1: your hands for food there I did last classy class hands. 384 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,200 Speaker 1: It's hands on class right. 385 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 3: Start touching where other people's parts were. 386 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,320 Speaker 1: That's the same, like for a bazillion. 387 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,679 Speaker 3: Thing though, Like what where are you naked? Like that? 388 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,800 Speaker 1: Hotels? How you get on those sheets? Yeah, but you're 389 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,920 Speaker 1: not in the red roof in the roof? Do you 390 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 1: want to go you haven't lived? We can go for 391 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,440 Speaker 1: an hour real quick. I would love to go there 392 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 1: and we'll knock on the door. It smells like a 393 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,960 Speaker 1: lot of things. Yeah, it smells like a lot of things. 394 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,960 Speaker 3: My car, the ones. 395 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,840 Speaker 2: Like drunk and somebody parked it somewhere else and I 396 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,879 Speaker 2: didn't remember them telling me. 397 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:23,520 Speaker 1: You know, the story really makes sense, especially since you're 398 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 1: drinking medella right now. I know when they water, and 399 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,560 Speaker 1: so you have je we got beer? Who want beer? Yes, 400 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,640 Speaker 1: I can't do it. That's impossible for me really at 401 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,560 Speaker 1: nine am. Well, but for us in episodes two, So 402 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: it's really like new You guys have. 403 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,160 Speaker 2: Been up since three forty five. I went to sleep 404 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,600 Speaker 2: at midnight last night. So I'm feeling you're out. 405 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,639 Speaker 1: Last night high social waiting on the card by Joe's 406 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,879 Speaker 1: gonna come with our hands on our on our face. 407 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,600 Speaker 2: Well, I locked in my apartment building and I ran 408 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,120 Speaker 2: to my neighbor and I ended up drinking a bottle 409 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:54,400 Speaker 2: of wine. 410 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 3: So that's where it happens. 411 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,159 Speaker 1: Wine's that drinking, By the way, it's not. It's a 412 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 1: basically I I I'm okay with one. Okay, yeah? 413 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 3: And like did I drunk? Tell somebody else? Now I didn't. 414 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, you did, didn't quite. So Sace got a ram 415 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,800 Speaker 1: text from somebody who was taking somebody else. Remember, and 416 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,639 Speaker 1: guess who in this rooms of fighting? This man out 417 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 1: to stay with. He's coming to town. He lives in California. 418 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,399 Speaker 1: He's come to town, stay with Sauce. 419 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:24,120 Speaker 2: Stop this guy, Thanks Tomber number. 420 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,760 Speaker 3: Sorry that I'm a hot come people will want to 421 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 3: meet me. John. 422 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, she also loves murder podcasts, but yet finds herself 423 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,680 Speaker 1: in positions that seemed like they'd be in a murder podcast. 424 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 3: First date, this guy took me to Key West. We 425 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:38,360 Speaker 3: never met. I thought that was fun. Yeah I'm still here. 426 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 1: Wait. 427 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:41,000 Speaker 3: Also, if I did get merged on, it would help 428 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 3: the readings. 429 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,760 Speaker 1: Well, this is a thing if if like hold, you 430 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,959 Speaker 1: went to the you went to on a first date. 431 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 1: On the first date, Yeah, how does that even start? Like, 432 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,480 Speaker 1: how's that conversation? 433 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 3: So he had I was living in Georgia. 434 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,720 Speaker 2: He had moved away like the week of and because 435 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,240 Speaker 2: I had gotten food poison the day were supposed to 436 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,680 Speaker 2: go on date, we stayed in touch. He traveled a lot, 437 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,919 Speaker 2: I was traveling a lot of the time, so we 438 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,159 Speaker 2: just ended up. He bought me a plane ticke. I 439 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,160 Speaker 2: woke up one day after night drinking and I was like, Maggie, 440 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,720 Speaker 2: where are we going? And she was like, I don't 441 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 2: know why you have a plane ticket to Miami. And 442 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,760 Speaker 2: so then I saw the text the guy had sent 443 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,320 Speaker 2: me that the day four. I was like, Okay, I 444 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,920 Speaker 2: guess I'm going to keys in two weeks to meet 445 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 2: this guy, and I was like, why. 446 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: Not long story short. When the Netflix sock happens, we're 447 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,199 Speaker 1: so surprised. I'm like, yeah, we kind of knew she 448 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,880 Speaker 1: would eventually be kidnapped. 449 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:20,880 Speaker 3: I have a note. 450 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,400 Speaker 2: Sapp of what I want to happen if I die. 451 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,440 Speaker 2: John knows about it. 452 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:24,920 Speaker 1: He sent it to me too. 453 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,440 Speaker 3: Absolutely. 454 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I want to take care of you. You 455 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 1: can speak at the funeral. I want to make sure 456 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,919 Speaker 1: she's okay. Yeah she is not okay, but she is. 457 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,959 Speaker 1: I want to make sure you get whatever it is 458 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: on your notes. 459 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:35,680 Speaker 3: Thank you. 460 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:41,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unless people I can't speak to. Yeah, I'm 461 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,240 Speaker 1: so sorry. Now we're fine, Joe KOI, it's a pleasure 462 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: having here. Man. Seriously, I'm gonna miss you guys. I 463 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,640 Speaker 1: know Kapa one Hall. Tonight show is sold out again. 464 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,520 Speaker 1: It's sold out. Like by time I looked, it was 465 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,399 Speaker 1: like it's gone. It's like the first day I'm like, 466 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,119 Speaker 1: get gone, which is crazy. I love DC. Can you 467 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,439 Speaker 1: still call this DC? So it's like, but if you 468 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,159 Speaker 1: just sent me Rockville, Maryland, Yeah, everybody says d C. 469 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 1: And then if you ask locals, they'll say, like where 470 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,280 Speaker 1: they actually like when they did Love is Blind in DC. 471 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: Nobody actually lived in DC. 472 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, Bligi in Baltimore, which is not even part. 473 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,720 Speaker 1: Of the Yeah, that's Baltimore. One's from Baltimore or Virginia. 474 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, so Baltimore is not part of the DMV. That's 475 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 2: not this is not that. 476 00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:21,280 Speaker 1: And what does DMV mean because I think it's Department 477 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,040 Speaker 1: of Motor Vehicles. 478 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:27,920 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Maryland, Virginia. Yeah yeah boom. 479 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,920 Speaker 1: If he's down stage night, we want credit. By the way, 480 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,640 Speaker 1: aside from your restaurant, there's another restaurant that I like here. 481 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 1: Which one is it. It's called Purple Patch. Where's that? 482 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,760 Speaker 1: It's right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, please go there. Yeah, 483 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,920 Speaker 1: and I'll take care of you guys. That's me. Yeah, 484 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,000 Speaker 1: I think I think it's in d C. It's not yeah, yeah, 485 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 1: the first fantastic Yeah, so that one's on me. Okay, 486 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,679 Speaker 1: so you go to that. I got you. Okay, you 487 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:58,920 Speaker 1: come to hide, Yeah, I got you. Yeah, don't don't 488 00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,919 Speaker 1: do that chicken ten. 489 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 3: You'll have the sauce tab. 490 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. You know what I don't like Shelby. 491 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 1: You ready for this, John? Like I used to own 492 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,639 Speaker 1: a restaurant, right, if people come if people come to 493 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,600 Speaker 1: my restaurant that I know. It's a trade, right, like 494 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,120 Speaker 1: I'm paying for your meal. Yes, that's what you do. 495 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 1: That's a good business at one one, Yes, no doubt. 496 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,800 Speaker 1: What I don't like is when I go into an 497 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: establishment and listen, I'll pay top dollar, dude, if you're 498 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,879 Speaker 1: if you, if you serve me, right, I please smile 499 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,320 Speaker 1: because you're about to get the nicest tip. Hell yeah, 500 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,960 Speaker 1: I'm a fat tipper. Hell yeah, right, yeah, okay. I 501 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,639 Speaker 1: don't like it when they know who you are. You 502 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:47,119 Speaker 1: come into the establishment, right, and then they charge a 503 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 1: full price. Yeah, and they go, hey, man, do you 504 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:54,200 Speaker 1: mind holding these bags in front of my store? And 505 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,359 Speaker 1: what does that do for me? Man? 506 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,040 Speaker 3: Do you mind doing a post like really quick? 507 00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,760 Speaker 1: Yeah? Man, try this, this, this and this that. Oh 508 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,119 Speaker 1: okay cool and then here's the full bell. Yeah that 509 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 1: makes no sense. No, I don't don't ask for that 510 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,040 Speaker 1: I have. That's what Shelby does. And even if you 511 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,679 Speaker 1: offered me a discount, probably I might say no, of 512 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,240 Speaker 1: course if I want to support you, but yes, don't 513 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 1: come full circle and be like hey and now pay 514 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,359 Speaker 1: yeah and buy a gift card yeah, and buy somebody 515 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 1: else's meal. And mister Koy, we charge you ten percent more. Yeah. Yeah, 516 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,160 Speaker 1: it's in the fine print, the actual red Yeah. 517 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,240 Speaker 2: Actually, like you should try this aaptizer and then they 518 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,840 Speaker 2: don't like take it foot on the house. 519 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:35,840 Speaker 1: Like yeah, no, I had that happen to me really. Yeah, 520 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,240 Speaker 1: they were like, hey, we want you to try this, yeah, 521 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,240 Speaker 1: and you charged me for it as messed up. Yeah. 522 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,800 Speaker 1: Whereas again Shelby wats into my restaurant and they ask 523 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: her what she needs. 524 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,320 Speaker 2: I know, No, they just hand me a beer. And also, John, 525 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,439 Speaker 2: you act like I don't have people always coming to 526 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,080 Speaker 2: your bar. I literally had an entire solid core class 527 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,000 Speaker 2: end up at your bar because it was my birthday. 528 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,479 Speaker 1: Oh that's nice yo. 529 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,600 Speaker 3: See I bring people in all the time. 530 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,800 Speaker 1: And to be honest, I'm gonna pay for whatever it 531 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,639 Speaker 1: is you're pleasing. No, my god, Now I have to 532 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: know you don't you know it? 533 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,199 Speaker 3: Tonight we're gonna be. 534 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,439 Speaker 1: Something because if you try and pay. I was just 535 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,480 Speaker 1: say your bad tipper. Elisode by Joe came in and 536 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,760 Speaker 1: he didn't tip anything. So that that's why because we're 537 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,640 Speaker 1: friends though we never do that. No, yeah I'm tipping. 538 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 1: That's fair. Yeah, Joe Koy tonight. What what that was like? 539 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:18,600 Speaker 1: What I was? 540 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,280 Speaker 3: Just picture him like pushing you over? 541 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,679 Speaker 1: Okay, Capitol One Hall, get on Instagram at Joko. Always 542 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 1: a pleasure, Sir, I love you, we appreciate you coming. 543 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 1: Hey Mahalkey do go Mahalkey Hockey. That means I love you. 544 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 1: Look at that shall be merchant. 545 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:40,920 Speaker 2: Wow Wow Intern John in your morning shows on iHeartRadio